I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

ho ho ho
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No, sorry, can't afford three - just kidding.
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Gravatarno music?


GravatarTHE NEW PHONEBOOK'S HERE!
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GravatarFake Santa.
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GravatarAnd, again: CURLY!
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GravatarThou art goddess.


GravatarI could put some Betty Carter on.


GravatarI have some Praxis queued up.
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Gravatar Bruce Cockburn - guitar/lyrics god


GravatarEchidne, I made toffee drenched in chocolate. I left a large batch at the altar.

Your dentist loves me.


GravatarOr, my favorite Sarah Siskind, for those in a less funky mood.
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GravatarBruce Cockburn - guitar/lyrics god
fuzed


Oh, I'm a huge Bruce Cockburn fan.


GravatarI got nothing.


GravatarYour dentist loves me.



He thanks you on my behalf


Gravatarfor your listening enjoyment

Vince Guaraldi

Thanksgiving Theme
http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=1...feature=related

Christmastime is Here
http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=L...feature=related


Gravatar*sigh*


GravatarGood evening. Everyone enjoying their leftovers?


GravatarWhy sighy, dirk?


GravatarK-Lo's favorite SpongeBob movie is on (the one with Hasselhoff).


GravatarBy the way, you peeps are aware of all internet traditions, right?

Have you seen the Benny Lava video?


GravatarSouthern Beale knows the difference between the Colt Dragoon and the Colt Navy?

I know you're Southern and all, but damn, lady, that's impressive.

Mighty few folks these days know about cap and ball revolvers. Mighty few.

And if you shoot 'em, don't forget to seal the cylinders with grease, or else you may get several to fire at once...


GravatarTlaz, sent the leftovers with the kids.


GravatarNew Shlaes wanking

http://online.wsj.com/article/ SB...7402265913.html


GravatarOh, I'm a huge Bruce Cockburn fan.
Southern Beale


he's a nice guy. i spent an afternoon once driving him around my valley.

[wow. completely unintentional double entendre]


GravatarYesterday I found out there is a McCain/Palin Benny Lava video. If you enjoyed the Benny Lava meme, you should look for it on YouTube.


GravatarI'm about to post an original collaborative tune I did with a dude named Michael Sandler... I think ErinPDX is the only one here who has heard it, so far.

It's bizarre.
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Gravatarfor JP & our TN contingent:

Maybe Santy will bring you a better set up

http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=p...feature=related


GravatarIn addition to the WalMart trampling, CNN sez two men were shot dead in a Toys "R" Us after an argument.

Well, I'm glad everyone is feeling the Christmas spirit.


GravatarSing along

http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=9...feature=related


Gravatarwow ina, Private performance (smirk?) -


GravatarSouthern Beale, if your email will accept it, and if you send it to me, I will send you absolutely the best version of Bruce Cockburn's If I had a rocket launcher you have ever heard, live, from a WXRT (Chicago) compilation CD of several years back.

MP3, 5.9 MB.

Let me know. loki snail uchicago period edu.


GravatarSoBeale, got a link?


GravatarJeffraham, do you enjoy Dave Stewart (the Bruford, Egg, National Health etc keyboardist) in his solo stuff?


Gravatarmore ambience:

Pretenders - 2000 miles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3...h? v=30kXXTdmGCo


Gravatarthe consumers must have their sacrifices to the consumption gods.


GravatarThanks, ZenMouser. Not much tender in this year's Tennessee Christmas.


Gravatar Tlazolteotl: Jeffraham, do you enjoy Dave Stewart (the Bruford, Egg, National Health etc keyboardist) in his solo stuff?

Loved him in Bruford, but only heard that and National Health stuff. Nothing solo.
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GravatarWhy sighy, dirk?
Echidne |


long day for mrs g. her mom didn't join us for t-day because she hasn't been feeling well (it's an hour drive each way, lots of kids and dogs, she wasn't up for it.) so we finally convinced her to go to the doc, who was amazed she was able to walk in under her own power - low oxygen levels, probably pneumonia. so spouse took her to the hospital, they are still in ER waiting for someone to assign her a room. since about 2pm.

*sigh*

she'll probably be fine after some meds and rest. but she's pissed, wife is exhausted (we were at sis's til midnight watching hole grail) and i'm eating leftovers all alone.


GravatarHUNGREEEEE!


GravatarHey kids - it's time for the Xmas Jukebox!


GravatarMy husband the former lawyer says he hopes the family of that WalMart employee sues the crap out of WalMart for creating a climate of panic where he could get trampled to death.

Does anyone know why the crowds were outside that WalMart so early? Were they giving away free flat screen TVs to the first 50 customers or something?


Gravatardirk, I'm so sorry. Love to you, Mrs. G, and Grandma G.


GravatarSorry to hear that, dirk. It's very draining, to cope with the system.


Gravatarwow ina, Private performance (smirk?) -
fuzed --56days


i spent most of the time talking about how great a songwriter i think townes van zandt is!

i also shared a mango with him, then later heard part of a song he wrote that mentions someone sharing a mango and i figured it was about me -- but i haven't heard the whole song, and if it's not flattering, i don't think it could be about me.



'vain,' you say??


Gravatar"Actually, what happened was I went into the kitchen to get a start on the dishes along with the other women-folk and five minutes later I go back in the dining room and the table is covered with firearms. I was like, I can't leave you people alone for 5 minutes!"

Mr. McMurty had something to say about all of that:

"Bob and Mae come up from little town
Way down by lake Texoma where he coaches football
They were two A champions now for two years running
But he says they won't be this year no they won't be this year
And he stopped off in Tushka at that "Pop's Knife and Gun" place
Bought a SKS rifle and a couple a full cases of that steel core ammo
With the berdan primers from some East bloc nation that no longer needs 'em
And a Desert Eagle that's one great big ol' pistol
I mean .50 caliber made by badass Hebrews
And some surplus tracers for that old BAR of Slayton's
Soon as it gets dark we're gonna have us a time"
montanaheadcold | 11.28.08 - 10:30 pm | #


GravatarThanks, ZenMouser. Not much tender in this year's Tennessee Christmas.
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SB, sorry to hear. Economy? What else?


GravatarWell, I'm glad everyone is feeling the Christmas spirit.
Southern Beale | Homepage | 11.28.08 - 10:31 pm | #

War on Christmas is one of attrition.


GravatarNTodd, no leftovers?


GravatarFrom below...

I'm assembling the list of people who want to be part of the Secret Solstice gift exchange.

At my wife's work, they do "Secret Satan".

You could also do "Secret Saturnalia". Anyhoo, count me in...


GravatarMy husband the former lawyer says he hopes the family of that WalMart employee sues the crap out of WalMart for creating a climate of panic where he could get trampled to death.

Does anyone know why the crowds were outside that WalMart so early? Were they giving away free flat screen TVs to the first 50 customers or something?


There should have been people for crowd control.


Gravatar5am is when wally world published their sales (black - definitely the right mood - Friday) started.


Gravatarthanks, sallyh. but really, it's only 'sigh' level annoyance at this point. we think.


GravatarWell, thank goodness y'all got her to see a doctor, dirk.


GravatarBruce Cockburn is a Medicine Man....

The real deal...

just say'n


Gravatar10:30. Time for wine & wheat thins!


GravatarI'm a huge Bruce Cockburn fan.

he did a really great solo version of 'mighty trucks of midnight' on his most recent xm loft session.

wave your flag or your bible or your sex or your business degree
wave whatever you want, just don't wave that thing at me




GravatarLoved him in Bruford, but only heard that and National Health stuff. Nothing solo.

If you are interested, we managed to transfer one of his singles to mp3; it is a cover of "What Becomes of the Brokenhearted" with Stewart on keys, his partner Barbara Gaskin on backing vocals, and Colin Blunstone (yes, that one) on lead vocals. It came out in the early 80s and I still think it's pretty good.

I think I have your email (unless it has changed), if you can handle a 5-6 MB attachment.....


Gravatari also shared a mango with him,

um, you know that mangoes are aphrodesiacs, right?


Gravataryeah they sent one person. But still why do mobs have to push and shove to get 10 dollars off a freakin DVD player or Wii. It's a willful submission to the mob mentality to suppress any thoughts.


GravatarZenMouser,

Economy. Republicans swept the state races. We have a nasty, bigoted "English First" bill coming up. Crime -- one of my neighbors was held up at gunpoint in her own driveway.

The usual American angst.


Gravatar Tlazolteotl: I think I have your email (unless it has changed), if you can handle a 5-6 MB attachment.....

I can, and would be most grateful!
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GravatarBing & Bowie ~ a classic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_...h? v=_zMhSjDqvRs


GravatarGoodness, dirk, I hope she is feeling better soon. Glad she went to the ER.


GravatarWarren should'a been here for the election

guitar + piano + a conscious


Gravatari haven't heard the whole song, and if it's not flattering, i don't think it could be about me.

it's a very sexy song, actually.

i have a friend who interviewed him and she also said that he's a very nice, very real person.

She's got a mango in her garden sweet as can be
she's got a mango in her garden full of mystery
she's got a mango in her garden an original tree
she's got a mango in her garden shares it with me

I slip through the glistening gate
tide began to pound
tears of life poured over me
and ricocheted all around

She's got a mango in her garden sweet as can be


GravatarBy the way, you look fantastic...

Pretenders on Letterman:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x...h?v=xv- BVFS73xg


Gravatarum, you know that mangoes are aphrodesiacs, right?
dirk gently, sociopathetic |


yep. they make fertility goddesses happy, too.


once when i was helping decorate the wedding night cabin for my friend, i put a mango and a bottle of champagne beside the bed...


GravatarWell, thank goodness y'all got her to see a doctor, dirk.
Southern Beale | Homepage | 11.28.08 - 10:35 pm | #


actually, mrs g has been telling her since weds and getting the "wave of the hand." then MIL talked to mrs g's brother in tx who is a doctor and told her she might have pneumonia and she should get checked. so of course she immediately called here and said she thought she'd better go in.

we're used to it.

(that sounded like she's a lot of trouble, which isn't true. she is a terrific lady)


GravatarI think wally-hell should have used the fricken fire hose on 'em...jeebus x krist, what kind of stupid are we?


Gravatardirk, I get the impression that Grandma G is a rather stubborn woman...


GravatarI wish that dave™© had included Charles Brown's immortal Please Come Home for Christmas in the juke box, but it's a terrific selection.


GravatarShe's got a mango in her garden sweet as can be

that was definitely written about our ina.

no question.


GravatarI've heard it said of mangos...."If your not getting your face wet ....your not eating it right.."


GravatarEconomy. Republicans swept the state races. We have a nasty, bigoted "English First" bill coming up. Crime -- one of my neighbors was held up at gunpoint in her own driveway.

The usual American angst.
--

cripes. hang in there.
MLK, the arc of history is long...
and it bends toward justice


GravatarShe's got a mango in her garden sweet as can be

stoat


i knew you'd know what song it was. that sounds about like our afternoon

(full disclosure: it was totally platonic, but mentally and spiritually very stimulating)


GravatarWal Mart should be sued so they learn their lesson. If it's not profitable to run these sales events because they have to pay a few million in compensory damages to a dozen people, well, it serves them right.


Gravatardirk, I get the impression that Grandma G is a rather stubborn woman...
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 11.28.08 - 10:40 pm | #


it runs down the distaff side of that family.

in fact, i'd say it gallops.


GravatarI've heard it said of mangos...."If your not getting your face wet ....your not eating it right.."
dusty c. | 11.28.08 - 10:41 pm | #


and not just mangos.


Gravatarthat was definitely written about our ina.

no question.
dirk gently, sociopathetic


have i told you lately that i love you?


Gravatar10:30. Time for wine & wheat thins!
Gromit


Almond Joy's (mini size leftover from Halloween) and Glenfiddich.


GravatarHere's the crazy collaborative tune Mike Sandler and I did a few years ago.

"msozzosm"
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GravatarThanks, ZenMouser. We'll muddle through here, like everywhere else.


GravatarHoliday in Hell?

http://www.bransonshows.com/ acti...illiamsShow.cfm


GravatarJP: that's one of my favorites from the cd... gotta pull that out again.


Gravatarfull disclosure: it was totally platonic

Thanks for clearing that up. I did wonder about the glistening gate...


Gravatarluka bloom:  i am not at war with anyone

that's another one for the thanksgiving mix, ina.


GravatarAdding insult to injury: read the comment thread on this New York Daily News story about the WalMart trampling.


GravatarJeffraham has mail


GravatarEconomy. Republicans swept the state races. We have a nasty, bigoted "English First" bill coming up. Crime -- one of my neighbors was held up at gunpoint in her own driveway.
So now thugs have to rob you in English?


Gravatarthat's another one for the thanksgiving mix, ina.

can't we just listen to alice's restaurant like we do every year?


GravatarHi again.

(Emerges from reading about food.)


GravatarThanks for clearing that up. I did wonder about the glistening gate...

Gromit, under your well bred New England facade lies the heart of a dirty old man


GravatarHoliday in Hell?

Ack!


GravatarAdding insult to injury: read the comment thread on this New York Daily News story about the WalMart trampling.
Southern Beale


Some real bigots posting there to be sure.


Gravatarthat's another one for the thanksgiving mix, ina.

stoat


i really think you should make one and pitch it to the folks who pipe music into stores.


GravatarSo now thugs have to rob you in English?


Heh. Well, if an immigrant doesn't understand their electric bill or their water main has broken and is flooding their house, they'll just have to muddle through in English. Suckaz. Shoulda thought of that before they moved here!

The bill is unconstitutional but the wingtard councilman is bound and determined to get the county to spend a couple hundred grand on a special election anyway. Love how those wingers care about taxpayer money ... selectively.


GravatarThere's a Charles Brown version up at YouTube but it's much too uptempo, nothing like as slow as the one that got me all teary as a young 'un forty-seven years ago. The cover version by Aaron Neville is the right tempo, but it's not quite as good as the original Charles Brown version. Anyway, here's Aaron's:

Aaron Neville sings "Please Come Home For Christmas"


GravatarNice tune Jefferson


GravatarNobody has seen Benny Lava?


GravatarWalMart's Black Friday plan has been in recent years to advertise a limited quantity of a few loss leaders, and an early store opening.

This year, 5 a.m. is an hour earlier than last year, as I recall. The whole point of opening earlier is to drive the initial traffic that has some money in their pockets away from other stores, hoping that money will get spent with them.

So, people spend all night waiting, they're cold, unhappy, and determined to be at the front of the line for the limited number of loss leaders.

It's a surefire way to create a stampede.


GravatarSoBeale, I had to stop at 5 comments. I know I'd be homicidal if I was to keep reading.


GravatarJefferham , sorry


GravatarBarry From Alaska

Do you still have a bounty on your head..?


Gravatarluka bloom: i am not at war with anyone


His name is Luka. He sits cross-legged on the floor.


Gravatarspeaking of food, i'm having left over mincemeat. i get the whole pie, because no one else in the family cares for it much.

when i was a kid and went to grandma scrudato's incredible thanksgiving dinner every year, the mincemeat pie got cut on half - one for me, one for grandpa. silly, but it was something i shared with him no one else did. made me feel like we had a special connection. i think that's why i liked the pie in the first place, and still do.


GravatarBarry, are those some of your commenters from the Ed Hale threads?


GravatarSci Fi Channel has jumped the shark with frickin' laser beams-- it's running a Mork and Mindy marathon!


Gravatarrichard and teddy thompson:  persuasion, back in 1999.


GravatarAaron Neville sings "Please Come Home For Christmas"

I think that's the version in the movie The Ref. Just about that time of year...


GravatarSallyh, Are you in my time zone, or was that gonna be next month?


Gravatar10:30. Time for wine & wheat thins!
Gromit

Almond Joy's (mini size leftover from Halloween) and Glenfiddich.

Barry From Alaska 01-20-09


Chocolate covered pomegranate seeds and a nice ruby port.


GravatarMontag, there is nothing in retail worth waking up in the middle of the night for.

I can't think of anything I need before 7 a.m., and at that time of day, it's limited to coffee and cigarettes.


Gravatardirk, that is a great story. I love reading things like that.



GravatarIt's a surefire way to create a stampede.


The CNN story said people had been lined up since 9:00 the night before. And they had security OUTSIDE in the parking lot. Where they didn't need it.

It's the height of irresponsibility. I'm sure WalMart was offering some kind of deal like you say -- a limited number of $20 TVs or something insane like that. What the fuck did they think would happen?


GravatarMork & Mindy marathon?

ohno ohno


Gravatar nick carraway: JP: that's one of my favorites from the cd... gotta pull that out again.

Praxis, I assume...?

Tlazolteotl: Jeffraham has mail

Will queue it up after NOW finishes up, w/Kuttner.

fuzed: Nice tune Jefferson

Thanks! Very ambient. Mike wrote it, and I just tracked over it.
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Gravatarit's running a Mork and Mindy marathon!
Toonscribe: Inebrio ergo sum | 11.28.08 - 10:50 pm | #


still?

they must have shown them all twice today by now!


Gravatari think that's why i liked the pie in the first place, and still do.
dirk gently, sociopathetic |


it's my dad's favorite.

did you meet my pies?


GravatarI wish that dave™© had included Charles Brown's immortal Please Come Home for Christmas in the juke box, but it's a terrific selection.

Thanks! I can still add things, so if you have requests...


GravatarIt's a surefire way to create a stampede.

Maybe, but putting shopping and things over somebody's life is pretty twisted values. I heard the news and it made me sick. WTF is wrong with people?


Gravatarluka bloom: i am not at war with anyone

Holy shit. Somebody else knows luka.

I actually knew him back in the day.
Before he was luka bloom.


GravatarI wish something would happen to bury WalMart, but that will never happen.


GravatarDo you still have a bounty on your head..?
dusty c.


He's pulled the posting.

The case got transferred from ANC to Dallas this morning.


Gravatarhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R...h? v=RvCRKJc8xF4


GravatarThe union cries foul:

"New York's largest grocery workers union on Friday urged federal, state and local authorities to investigate what it called "Wal-Mart's failure to provide a safe workplace."

"This incident was avoidable," said Bruce Both, president of United Food and Commercial Workers Union Local 1500. "Where were the safety barriers? Where was security? ... This is not just tragic; it rises to a level of blatant irresponsibility by Wal-Mart."
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We all know how much WalMart loves unions.


Gravatar flory: I actually knew him back in the day.
Before he was luka bloom.


I used to have Acoustic Motorbike on CD. I saw him open for someone, and was very impressed.
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GravatarBarry, are those some of your commenters from the Ed Hale threads?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


Where this thread be SallyH?


GravatarI wish something would happen to bury WalMart, but that will never happen.
Terry C ♥'s Pres. Obama


Eventually, fuel scarcity and high prices will kill Wal-Mart.


GravatarIt'd be nice if UFCW could make Walmart a closed shop in CA. Never happen, of course.


Gravatardirk, my story about my grandpa involves winter wheat, which he grew every year at Christmas, in a simple bowl, with a red ribbon around it.

To this day, I look for "winter wheat," and I can no longer find it. I hope some day I can, and that I can revive his tradition.

For me and my ma, it's cherry pie.


GravatarAdding insult to injury: read the comment thread on this New York Daily News story about the WalMart trampling.
Southern Beale

Some real bigots posting there to be sure.

Barry From Alaska 01-20-09


You wonder how some people live with all that hate in them.


GravatarOh, you meant the Wal-Mart trampling and Ed, err, yea, they do sound very familiar.


I've got chat monitor duty tonight, they never fail to astonish me.


GravatarMaybe, but putting shopping and things over somebody's life is pretty twisted values. I heard the news and it made me sick. WTF is wrong with people?


It's the dynamics of crowds. You have 2,000 people lined up and one tiny door. Open the door and all fall down.

Ask anyone in the concert business about this. We've learned a few lessons over the years.


GravatarMork & Mindy marathon?

And us without cable!


GravatarTerry, I've only got hatred flowing at one target, and it's hard enough to live with that.


GravatarEventually, fuel scarcity and high prices will kill Wal-Mart.
Buzz Bomb


It's never a good idea to put all of the competition out of business.


Gravatardid you meet my pies?
ina, happy | Homepage | 11.28.08 - 10:52 pm | #


cranberry pear? that sounds fantastic!


Gravatarmust be jazz nite. i got bruford/borstlap dvd on now.

i feel like rubbing my chin thoughtfully.


GravatarBarry, I'm assuming it's been beer thirty all day?


GravatarIt's the dynamics of crowds. You have 2,000 people lined up and one tiny door. Open the door and all fall down.

They broke the doors down! In order to shop!

I was remarking to my SO today, in India, they have trampling deaths at shrines and temples. Here in the US, we have them at fucking malls.


GravatarTerry, I've only got hatred flowing at one target, and it's hard enough to live with that.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


You have good reason.

I mean, these people go around hatin' on strangers.


GravatarAnd us without cable!


Shazbat!


Gravataroh, dirk, i just remembered: i have a cousin who lives in atlanta (he sent pictures of his thanksgiving). do you have a mailing list for your theatre work? i'd love to put him on it.


GravatarTlaz, apparently, malls are our shrines and temples.


GravatarHoly shit. Somebody else knows luka.

'turf' was one of my favorite discs, back in the mid-nineties.

his "loft session" was delightful.  seemed like a very talented, very down to earth man.


GravatarEd, on his forum, to me,

"You have done nothing with your life except sit around and listen that stupid music and do drugs. "

Hee, funny thing about that, I'm listening to Iron Butterfly right now, maybe he has a point


GravatarAsk anyone in the concert business about this. We've learned a few lessons over the years.
Southern Beale


1979, The Who.

Was that Cincinnati where that took place?


Gravatarluka bloom: i am not at war with anyone
----

stoat, great post
thx for the link


GravatarEventually, fuel scarcity and high prices will kill Wal-Mart.


Wal-Mart CEO stepping down. Just in time.


GravatarJust saw this up at FDL. From Needlenose.

http://www.needlenose.com/i/ swop...tingPoster2.jpg



GravatarI was remarking to my SO today, in India, they have trampling deaths at shrines and temples. Here in the US, we have them at fucking malls.

Perhaps you've stumbled onto something there....


Gravatarwinter wheat:

http://veggiesensations.com/ hapa...channelid=FROOG


GravatarMontag owes me a fizzy beverage


GravatarWas that Cincinnati where that took place?


Yes.

Mr. Beale was there.


GravatarDamned missed Alice's song yesterday. I usually drive down home on T-day, but went down today instead this year.
Took a 5 lb. turkey tetrazinni*(sp), (spelling don't matter, didn't use a recipe either), down to the old hag today. Just now (after 4 glasses of merlot) slowing down from 75 mph.

*made with fettuccine,real butter, ricotta, half & half, Parmesan, and smoked turkey.


GravatarSallyh - is it fizzy-thirty?


GravatarBarry, I'm assuming it's been beer thirty all day?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


Nope, just started 25 minutes ago.

I'm behaving!


GravatarJP:
His first album is still my favorite. Those are the songs he was performing when I knew him.


GravatarWas that Cincinnati where that took place?"

yes.


Gravatar jdw: must be jazz nite. i got bruford/borstlap dvd on now.

Bruford's not real jazz, as the jazz folx will tell you.
.


GravatarEd, on his forum, to me,

"You have done nothing with your life except sit around and listen that stupid music and do drugs. "



Ed sounds like a certain one of our trolls.

Gotta love how these assholes know so much about the lives of people they wouldn't know if they bumped into them on the street.


Gravatarcranberry pear? that sounds fantastic!
dirk gently, sociopathetic


it turned out great. i felt like a baker, making and rolling out three pie crusts.


GravatarJeffraham: maybe I'm crossed up-- the cd has 'Brave New Weird (msozzosm remix)'-- same thing, or no?

(have no patience for downloading music on dialup)


Gravatar"Bruford's not real jazz, as the jazz folx will tell you."

this is 45 minutes of free form wanking, but every so often i like a good wank.


GravatarWas that Cincinnati where that took place?"

yes.
jdw


I remember reading about that the day after it took place. Sad.


GravatarMontag owes me a fizzy beverage

A key lime sort of fizzy, perhaps?


Gravatar"You have done nothing with your life except sit around and listen that stupid music and do drugs. "

Nonsense.

I'm sitting around eating pie and watching Harry Potter. Again.


Gravatarseemed like a very talented, very down to earth man.

stoat


He is.

If you know anything about contemporary Irish music, he's actually Christy Moore's baby brother.


Gravatarthis is 45 minutes of free form wanking, but every so often i like a good wank.

cheers!


GravatarI was remarking to my SO today, in India, they have trampling deaths at shrines and temples. Here in the US, we have them at fucking malls.



Suicide shoppers at the Temple of Consumerism.


Gravatar do you have a mailing list for your theatre work? i'd love to put him on it.
ina, happy | Homepage | 11.28.08 - 10:57 pm | #


not really - except for facebook, i usually post the shows there. why don't you come visit him? if you come in jan you can see 'the complete works of shakespeare.' late summer i'll be doing something more serious (if all goes well). and if you come when there isn't a show, we'll pretend there is one and have a cast party anyway.


Gravatar"I remember reading about that the day after it took place. Sad."

a few weeks later they played cleve. a friend and i were tripping and at the end of the show went down to the stage, wherein there began a huge crush.

freaked me the fuck out.


GravatarI'm sitting around eating pie and watching Harry Potter. Again.
fourlegsgood, darksider |


:terrorist fist jab:


Gravatar nick carraway: Jeffraham: maybe I'm crossed up-- the cd has 'Brave New Weird (msozzosm remix)'-- same thing, or no?

(have no patience for downloading music on dialup)


Whoa.

Are you telling me you have the 1995 RMMG CD set...?!

If so, holy fuckin' shit!
.


GravatarAnd then there is this:

Two men pulled guns and shot each other to death in a crowded toy store Friday after the women with them erupted into a bloody brawl, witnesses said. Scared shoppers fled but no one else was hurt.The violence erupted on Black Friday, the traditional post-Thanksgiving start of the holiday shopping

I mean, really, WTF is wrong with these people?


Gravatarmust be jazz nite. i got bruford/borstlap dvd on now.

i feel like rubbing my chin thoughtfully.
jdw | 11.28.08 - 10:56 pm | #


Out of step - as usual
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-...h?v=- r9jcBxBDNU


Gravatar(or, did I send you a CD a long time ago...?)
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GravatarThere is no piece of shit in a WalMart or a Toys-R-Us that is worth anyone dying over.


Gravatar:terrorist fist jab:

Death to america!!


GravatarI mean, really, WTF is wrong with these people?
Tlazolteotl | Homepage | 11.28.08 - 11:03 pm | #
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No innocents harmed. What's the problem?


GravatarThere is no piece of shit in a WalMart or a Toys-R-Us that is worth anyone dying over.

What if Brita filters were 75% off?


GravatarThere is no piece of shit in a WalMart or a Toys-R-Us that is worth anyone dying over.
Tlazolteotl


There is no piece of consumer merchandise anywhere in the country worth someone dying over.


Gravatarwinter wheat ... why does that strike a nostalgic chord? it can't just be the beer ... but i can't remember what it is.


GravatarI mean, really, WTF is wrong with these people?

Hey, YOU try telling your 5 year old why they can't have the new GI Joe with the kung fu grip.


GravatarJP: second answer. complete with liner notes. would never voluntarily part with it.


GravatarI mean, really, WTF is wrong with these people?


I think they should post the 10 Commandments at all toy stores. That oughta help.

/snark


Gravatarwhy don't you come visit him? if you come in jan you can see 'the complete works of shakespeare.'

as soon as i sent my comment into the ether, i realized i could visit him! excellent idea. does the shakespeare show run on weekends bracketing the inauguration?

late summer i'll be doing something more serious (if all goes well). and if you come when there isn't a show, we'll pretend there is one and have a cast party anyway.
dirk gently, sociopathetic |


i'll have to start putting a plan together...


GravatarWhat if Brita filters were 75% off?

Soda------>monitor.




GravatarHey, YOU try telling your 5 year old why they can't have the new GI Joe with the kung fu grip.
fourlegsgood, darksider


"Getcher Codpiece George action figure, while supplies last! Sure to be a collectors item, better than Gold."


Gravatar4lg, which Harry Potter movie are you watching?


Gravatar"If your not getting your face wet ....your not eating it right.."
dusty c. | 11.28.08 - 10:41 pm | #


No flirting!
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Gravatar nick carraway: JP: second answer. complete with liner notes. would never voluntarily part with it.

Aha!

Well, I'm such a whore, I never recall who gets what.

You probably have tunes on there that I no longer have, 'cept on idle hard disks... I'm looking for "A Boundary," right now. Is that on there?
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GravatarDO NOT SAY 'I MEAN' BEFORE ANY SPOKEN OR WRITTEN SENTENCE.


Gravatarstephane grappelli and a very young martin taylor: fascinatin' rhythym

this is for echidne, if she's still around... thanks for the betty carter.


GravatarYes.

Mr. Beale was there.
Southern Beale

did he bring his penis?


Gravatarlives of people they wouldn't know
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zackly.
for TC and SH


Sting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E...h?v=E- WvMEiLKYI


GravatarWow, the story of the Nashville woman who was in the Mumbai shootings is on the news. She's a yoga teacher/spiritual meditation instructor. They say she and her companion were the only two people in the dining room to get out alive.

Wow.

Just, wow.


Gravatar"Out of step - as usual"

i shall check that out when the wanking is done. looks interesting.


Gravatardoes the shakespeare show run on weekends bracketing the inauguration?

yup. starts 1/8, then every weekend in january.


GravatarI think they should post the 10 Commandments at all toy stores. That oughta help.

Thou shalt not trample pregnant women..#11


Gravatar"you got a lotta damn gall to ask me if i rehabilitated myself

i mean

i mean

i mean

you wanna know if i'm moral enough to join the army, burn women children houses and villages

after bein' a litterbug?


GravatarShe's a yoga teacher/spiritual meditation instructor.


What was her reason for being there?


Gravatar"A Boundary"-- yes. "...this song tells me that they're all assholes"


GravatarOh, please freep this poll. PLEASE.

Scroll down to the bottom of the page:

Do you think the use of cell phones should be banned while driving?
Yes--70%
No--30%


Gravataryup. starts 1/8, then every weekend in january.
dirk gently, sociopathetic |


oh my. what a lovely time that would be.


GravatarThanks, jdw! I never think to look for obscure, consumer items on the internet! (I'm serious.) I appreciate the link.


GravatarI'd like to send this long distance dedication to my niece (who may or may not be a member of the Aryan Nation):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7...h? v=7RYhR2aR450

She hates me (cries if I walk into the room), but I'm gonna make her love me. Yes I WILL!


GravatarIllegal in Chicago to use a cell phone while driving.

Doesn't seem to have stopped it.


GravatarWhat if Brita filters were 75% off?

NTodd, PaxLive @ 3pm Eastern |

I'd be there in a second.


Gravatar nick carraway: "A Boundary"-- yes. "...this song tells me that they're all assholes"

Ahahahaha!

I recall that! I think someone else wrote that about the tune.
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GravatarWhat happened at Walmart?


GravatarLet's see... 196 comments, is it safe to jump in, is it fair to not have a clue what's going on in here.

I just wanted to put out so somebody will know it, what I wrote down five minutes ago

what was there, was there
what is, is what is

and what will be will be


think about it


Gravatarnick carraway -- Could I impose on having you digitize that and send it my way?
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GravatarWhat was her reason for being there?


She was there for some kind of training.


GravatarTwo men pulled guns and shot each other to death in a crowded toy store Friday after the women with them erupted into a bloody brawl, witnesses said. Scared shoppers fled but no one else was hurt.The violence erupted on Black Friday, the traditional post-Thanksgiving start of the holiday shopping


Holiday cheer.

No wonder my daughter prefers to shop on line.


GravatarWhat happened at Walmart?

Employee trampled to death.


GravatarSB, yes, wow. one positive thing to come out of the whole mess. a few of my best buds have gone there to study. Changed their lives forever


Gravatar
No flirting!
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It's just me again!



But ya can leave your hat on.


Gravatarstephane grappelli and a very young martin taylor: fascinatin' rhythym




stoat


very nice. thanks.


Gravatar*phew*

As far as retail goes, today was pretty good for this small businessman. People were out and seemed to be in good spirits. December should be good, then everything will really go to shit in January and February, but we're aware of that and are ordering that way. Just a note from a someone living the American Dream, dontcha know...
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Gravatarwhen did they start calling it "black friday?"

anyone remember?


GravatarEmployee trampled to death.


The greeter?


GravatarBut ya can leave your hat on.

Barry From Alaska




I always do!


Gravatarwhen did they start calling it "black friday?"

anyone remember?


Oh I can tell ya... R-A-C-I-S-M! That's when they started calling it black Friday.



Gravatardave™©:

One for us local kidz!!


GravatarJP: believe that can be done, I will consult the in-house tech support & contact you through blog?


GravatarA friend of mine lives there, but not Mumbai. She's a yoga teacher/meditation instructor, too. Just married an Indian guy last month.


GravatarFrom the Press Trust of India...

Mumbai, Nov 29 (PTI) Five large explosions were heard from inside Taj Mahal hotel's heritage building early today which was followed by intense gunfire between NSG commandos and the terrorists holed-up in the complex.
The first explosion was heard at around 03:40 a.M. from inside the old building of the hotel and within 30 minutes four more large explosions were heard from the same area. PTI


Gravatarwhen did they start calling it "black friday?"

anyone remember?


That's a question for Wiki.


GravatarMy, my, my. Who is this applejack???


GravatarBarry,

most excellent choice


GravatarThis is the song I sent to Jeffraham...on Top of the Pops!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S...h? v=S_dSGkwZOZk


Gravataroh my

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X...h? v=XZ4fSrdYIQM

night


GravatarBut ya can leave your hat on.

Barry From Alaska 01-20-09


I like Tom Jones' version better.


GravatarNot sure if it was a greeter. Supposedly the customers rushed the doors as soon as they opened. That's why I shop online.


Gravatar nick carraway: JP: believe that can be done, I will consult the in-house tech support & contact you through blog?

Sure! or just jprestonian at gmail

Or, give me part of your e-mail address, and I'll do a search... there's always a chance I can find a copy, that way, too, believe it or not.
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Gravatarjosh ritter has one called "empty heart" which is seasonally appropriate:

So save all of your light

For those who can't sleep at night
And who can't even sing to their shadows
Oh they ride into town
And they throw the shots down
And they save the last round for the windows

Singing don't let me into this year with an empty heart
With an empty heart
Don't let me into this year with an empty heart

i wish i liked the song better.


GravatarIsn't it something about the one day they could count on being "in the black" on balance?


GravatarOh I can tell ya... R-A-C-I-S-M! That's when they started calling it black Friday.

um... i think that's in february.


GravatarI like Tom Jones' version better.
Terry C ♥'s Pres. Obama


Cocker does "spaz" better.


GravatarBarry From Alaska!

Home again?
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GravatarCocker does "spaz" best!


fyt


Gravatarum... i think that's in february.

Don't get me started on that. Why do we get the shortest month of the year? Every four years an extra day. Whooptity Fucking DO! I want my parakeet!


GravatarNot sure if it was a greeter. Supposedly the customers rushed the doors as soon as they opened.

CNN said he was a temp worker, he was unlocking the doors when he was crushed.

He was only 34. Greeters are like 80 or something.


Gravatarwhen did they start calling it "black friday?"

anyone remember?
dirk gently, sociopathetic

not when but why. Holiday season sales usually the first time for the year that stores show a profit. Black ink instead of red.


Gravatar"Thanks, jdw! I never think to look for obscure, consumer items on the internet! (I'm serious.)"

teh internets were created for obscure consusumer items. and porn.


GravatarHome again?
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Jeffraham Prestonian


Almost a week now!

And not leaving till January, that's the best.

House frau headed out to the Aleutians this afternoon (state requirement, she's gotta be the scout for Putin in case he rears), so just me, cats, fish, and dogs.

This could get fugugly.


Gravatari like the randy newman version


GravatarAs far as retail goes, today was pretty good for this small businessman. People were out and seemed to be in good spirits. December should be good, then everything will really go to shit in January and February, but we're aware of that and are ordering that way. Just a note from a someone living the American Dream, dontcha know...
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MisterX

I have already called that the recession/depression being bandied about will much shorter and deeper than any of these pointy heads think.

By Spring (and perhaps earlier) we will be experiencing economic growth.


Gravatarwhen did they start calling it "black friday?"

1960s.


GravatarWhy do we get the shortest month of the year?

i knew you were going to bring that up.



Gravatar Barry From Alaska: Almost a week now!

And not leaving till January, that's the best.


I remember our chat, now. A shame what a few days and a few beers can do.
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GravatarI must read as an incredibly militant black woman, but it's not true. I'm very easy-going and I love everyone.


GravatarI've heard it said of mangos...."If your not getting your face wet ....your not eating it right.."

You have to be careful if you eat it that way (taking a bite and then sucking out the juice) There is a milky substance between the skin and the flesh that is highly allergic.
I found that out the hard way.


Gravatar"Isn't it something about the one day they could count on being "in the black" on balance?"

read today it's the season when retailers finally enter the 'black' as most make >50% of their sales at the holidays.


Gravatar
I remember our chat, now. A shame what a few days and a few beers can do.
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Jeffraham Prestonian


Hee, I had a similar "wake up" moment this afternoon in a different venue


GravatarThere is a milky substance between the skin and the flesh that is highly allergic.

does it sneeze?


GravatarI used to be a vegetarian, but was told by my family doctor at the time that I was quite underweight and needed to have the protein. We tried shakes for a while, but that didn't help. Now my thyroid is shot to hell. Thanks, Dr. -------.


Gravatar Monica_A: T'Pogo: I must read as an incredibly militant black woman, but it's not true. I'm very easy-going and I love everyone.

I never read you that-a-ways. Of course, I have sex with everyone here, mentally, gay, straight, male, female...
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GravatarIsn't it something about the one day they could count on being "in the black" on balance?
ZenMouser


If you look at the year's business overall, it's the point where you cross over into the "black ink" when all expenses are taken out, and represents when you cross over into profitability supposedly. It's been called that for as long as we've been around (21+ years)...


GravatarI'm very easy-going and I love everyone.
Monica_A: T'Pogo | 11.28.08 - 11:22 pm | #


yeah, i know. otherwise i wouldn't poke you. at least, not good-humordly,


GravatarHeh. Dave Stewart was wearing a PiL t-shirt, and half the audience were punk rockers.


GravatarFWIW, I really and truly am enjoying this music by Tony Joe White.

Very nice - kind of bluesy and nice. His voice is in the same range as Leonard Cohen and DWD so it is kind of fun to sing along.


GravatarAnd not leaving till January, that's the best.

Holy crap.

You're gonna have cabin fever, bigtime.


GravatarBlack Friday has become one of the media's "hooks" where they hang a story at this time of year...
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Gravatar
I never read you that-a-ways. Of course, I have sex with everyone here, mentally, gay, straight, male, female...


JP,

You may be a man-ho, but I ain't mad at ya!


GravatarOf course, I have sex with everyone here, mentally, gay, straight, male, female...

i feel so... used.


Gravatarmrs g just walked in, announced that she hadn't peed since 10am, and disappeared into the loo.


GravatarJP: will get on it in the next little while (not tonight tho')-- anything else you're looking for, while I'm at it?


Gravatar stoat: i feel so... used.

As well you should, my friend. As well you SHOULD.


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GravatarI must read as an incredibly militant black woman, but it's not true. I'm very easy-going and I love everyone.
Monica_A: T'Pogo |

OMG you're a woman?


GravatarOf course, I have sex with everyone here, mentally, gay, straight, male, female...

You pay first. Leave the money on the dresser.


Gravataryeah, i know. otherwise i wouldn't poke you. at least, not good-humordly,

We really need a blushing smiley.


GravatarWhenever I see or hear Black Friday, this song comes to mind:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q...h? v=q1ZV4Mx7tw8


GravatarOf course, I have sex with everyone here, mentally, gay, straight, male, female...

Don't forget to use protection.


Gravatar nick carraway: JP: will get on it in the next little while (not tonight tho')-- anything else you're looking for, while I'm at it?

If you have the liner notes online, and can send, that'd be awesome. I suspect all what I had and sent you got lost in that hard drive failure I had a year ago, or so.
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GravatarYou pay first. Leave the money on the dresser.

And anything below the belt is an extra $5.


GravatarYou're gonna have cabin fever, bigtime.
flory


I sure as poop troll hope so.


GravatarDon't get me started on that. Why do we get the shortest month of the year? -
Monica_A: T'Pogo


February is the birth month of Abraham Lincoln, the founder of Black People


GravatarAnd anything below the belt is an extra $5.
Monica_A: T'Pogo


Jeez...you're a cheap ho.

Extra $25.....


GravatarOMG you're a woman?

Last time I went to the "special lady parts" doctor I was.


GravatarI have some Praxis queued up.

Have a little live Praxis.. Complete with a cover of the star wars theme.


GravatarAnybody here live in Manhattan? Mr. and I are planning a trip to Manhattan. Normally we fly into LaGuardia but I'm so pissed at American Airlines that I want to use Continental but they fly into Newark. I told the Mr. that taking AirTrain into the city from Newark wouldn't be a hassle but he doesn't buy it.


GravatarSHEETS


GravatarJeez...you're a cheap ho.

Extra $25.....


I was hoping to get a cheese steak out of the deal. Can't a girl get dinner first?


GravatarI sure as poop troll hope so.

Barry From Alaska 01-20-09


Well, when you get crazy, you and Corvair come visit.


GravatarJP: what I have for liner notes was printed off the old blog & stuck in the cd case...


GravatarYou have to be careful if you eat it that way (taking a bite and then sucking out the juice) There is a milky substance between the skin and the flesh that is highly allergic.
I found that out the hard way.
sks |

SHH don't tell Vicki.


GravatarI'm very easy-going and I love everyone.

Please tell Ouzo not to kill me, then I will believe that crock of shit!


GravatarSeriously, if you are interested here is some Tony Joe White. The song is Across From Midnight.

Try it, you'll like it.

http://home.comcast.net/~veritas...% 20Midnight.mp3


GravatarJeffraham, get this one, a cover of "It's My Party." A couple of familiar faces; my jaw dropped when 'Johnny' walked in. I never would have guessed!


GravatarBy Spring (and perhaps earlier) we will be experiencing economic growth.
DWD-S☮S


You are more of an optimist than I am, DWD. I'm going on the assumption that 2009 is gonna suck for a non-essential business like mine. I am cutting orders to the bone and watching every fucking nickel for the foreseeable future... we've been through some shit times and managed to survive, but this is something different altogether. Always optimistic, but guardedly cautious...
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GravatarOoops, here's the linkie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z...h? v=zWEQCOOj7JI


GravatarI was hoping to get a cheese steak out of the deal. Can't a girl get dinner first?
Monica_A: T'Pogo


Dinner *and* the $25.
No wonder you're angry, you need a business manager.


Gravatarstoat, maybe I'm not in on some of the in folk in here, but, as best I can tel "stoat" is a new name but everyone kind of knows this stoat. You guys, you are so clever. This deal about posting under some unknown nym, and the pseudotroll action, it's just odd. Maybe the game, commentikg] is just between you guys, but I liked that I could come in here and be in a conversation with friends that If I had lived better I could be in in a restaurant with you in New York, or in my kitchen, say something and that would be okay.

Sometimes somebody gets obnoxious but if you're used to him you pay him no mind. If he gats all ugly, you make him leave or make fun of him until you move past him.

I get the feelin that it's getting all clubby and exclusionary up in here.


GravatarDinner *and* the $25.
No wonder you're angry, you need a business manager.




Gravatar"Monica_A: T'Pogo: I must read as an incredibly militant black woman, but it's not true."

you scare me.


GravatarI get the feelin that it's getting all clubby and exclusionary up in here.
helena the ol' handbasket


At least once a year the commenters get accused of being all clubby and exlusionary, but new people keep showing up and regulars keep disappearing.

Funny that.


Gravatar"I'm going on the assumption that 2009 is gonna suck for a non-essential business like mine. I am cutting orders to the bone and watching every fucking nickel for the foreseeable future.."

ditto. on the plus side, i can lay myself off.


GravatarThis deal about posting under some unknown nym, and the pseudotroll action, it's just odd.

Tell me about it.


GravatarDon't beat that can of worms.
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GravatarWas watching Bill Moyers earlier and he was talking about comments on a piece that he did at the end of October on this guy who was recording street musicians from all over the world. He had them play the same songs, in their own way and then mixed it down onto one final take.
The amazing thing was that some of them were wearing 'phones in order to hear the already recorded mix. but some of them were not.

Please, listen. It is truly remarkable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l...h? v=lgc5CGnjrtQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=D...feature=related



Thank you.


Gravatarhelena, i posted as SteveLG for a long time.

i tried 'stoat' as kind of an experiment, for my own reasons, and i like it.  it fits.

not trying to be cute or clubby or exclusionary at all.


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