I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

GravatarWill there ever be a day without a wanker?


Gravatartorture sounding better to dems:

http://www.commondreams.org/view...ew/2008/12/04- 2


GravatarFirst!


GravatarSure is.


GravatarWho?
.


GravatarNo.


GravatarThe Bible says that God puts government on earth to punish evildoers. Not good-doers. Evildoers."

We good-doers. SMASH!


Gravatarwankers getting a bad name at Eschatonblog.com. Story at 11.


GravatarLast night, on Fox News, Sean Hannity insisted that United States needs to "take out" Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

What's showing at the Tehran Drive-in?


GravatarI wish we'd never pretended that we should take preachers seriously in affairs of government.


Gravatarduz penicillin kill wankers?


GravatarWarren responded, "Well, actually, the Bible says that evil cannot be negotiated with. It has to just be stopped.... In fact, that is the legitimate role of government. The Bible says that God puts government on earth to punish evildoers. Not good-doers. Evildoers."

id like to see that citation.


GravatarWWJA?


Gravatargots2go. 700 club is on.


GravatarThat part in the bible about "Thou Shalt Not Kill" and about "Turn the other cheek" must not be in Warren's bible.


Gravatarid like to see that citation.
euphronius Jenkins :

Later, Warren's office called Duss back to say the pastor was, in fact, referring to Romans 13. When Duss noted the chapter and verse make no reference to killing foreign leaders, Warren's representative said she'd have to look into it.


Gravatardeadthreaded wisdom from Hecate, re the whole birth certificate issue:

Even they don't believe that he's not a citizen. This is their new Whitewater can opener. You start a simple investigation into one thing and pretty soon you've opened up a can of worms and meanwhile the president has to spend time and political capital dealing with it, so it hampers his ability to, you know, fix the country.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator | Homepage | 12.04.08 - 4:48 pm | #


GravatarMaybe it's time to torture some fucking republicans.


GravatarChristian Leader advocates extermination of Muslims. News at 11.


GravatarIf we spend about 500 billion dollars on some wankery research, we could prevent the spread of wankery.


GravatarBelief systems are just rationalized emotions. The wingnuts are full of hate and enjoy watching violence. They just package it in religious belief.


Gravatar Jill : Can someone break down for me what the knuckledraggers' are arguing?
1. he was born in HI but it wasn't a state?
2. he wasn't born there but in Indonesia?
I shouldn't want to know but I do.

Actually they're making stuff up at a furious rate.

- We [still] haven't seen his BC
- We have but its a fake [Corsi]
- His [relative] say his birth was someplace else [Kenya, Indonesia]
- his mother wasnt of legal age so he wasnt a citizen
- he's a british citizen [somehow]
- HI wasnt a state

And if you prove it to one, ten others deny you said it.
~


GravatarWarren responded, "Well, actually, the Bible says that evil cannot be negotiated with. It has to just be stopped....

The Bible also says let he among you who is without sin cast the first ... eh, fuck it, why do I bother?


GravatarAssassinate the leader of a foreign country. What could possibly go wrong?


GravatarRomans 13 is a letter to some people.

its not, you know, the word of "god"


GravatarChristian Leader advocates extermination of Muslims. News at 11.


Let's have a children's crusade!


Gravatar(O)(O)


Gravatarpeople who want our government making decisions based upon a holy book, should move to Iran.


GravatarHaloscan, by the way, sucks the toilet from Trainspotting.

Or maybe it's just my tubes today.


GravatarI didn't have a birth certificate right away. Then again, I was born in Kentucky.
abyssgazer


I was wondering why your birth certificate says that your name is Belzvoqtar Qxiuxw and that you were born to parents of Neptunian origin sometime in the late 12th Century.


GravatarGromit-- are you headed for Tierra del Fuego, aka Duluth?

Just north of the Strait of Magellan, specifically here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Tor...e_National_Park

Leave tomorrow noonish. We are psyched.
Gromit | 12.04.08 - 4:35 pm | #


Do you need some along to take pictures for you? carry your luggage?


GravatarWarren's Bible cranks it to 11:

"Thou shalt kill evildoers"


Gravatarthe Bible also forbids most instances of divorce, eating of shellfish, and other ridiculous, outdated crap.


GravatarRomans 13
Submission to the Authorities
1Everyone must submit himself to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God. 2Consequently, he who rebels against the authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves. 3For rulers hold no terror for those who do right, but for those who do wrong. Do you want to be free from fear of the one in authority? Then do what is right and he will commend you. 4For he is God's servant to do you good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword for nothing. He is God's servant, an agent of wrath to bring punishment on the wrongdoer. 5Therefore, it is necessary to submit to the authorities, not only because of possible punishment but also because of conscience. 6This is also why you pay taxes, for the authorities are God's servants, who give their full time to governing. 7Give everyone what you owe him: If you owe taxes, pay taxes; if revenue, then revenue; if respect, then respect; if honor, then honor.



GravatarPastor Rick Warren has a reputation for being far more stable and grounded than religious right leaders and TV preachers like Pat Robertson

computer sez naaaahhhh


Gravatarhis mother wasnt of legal age so he wasnt a citizen


Well they made that one up out of whole cloth. If that's true, there are a whole lot of non-citizens.


GravatarWankery is evil. Jebus wants it stopped.


Gravatarif a man among you, got no sin upon his hand
let him cast a stone at me for plain' in the band


GravatarHannity asked, "Am I advocating something dark, evil or something righteous?"

That question is almost as loaded as, "Does this make me look fat?"


GravatarRomans 13
Submission to the Authorities


I'd forgotten what complete and unmitigated bullshit that is.


GravatarI was wondering why your birth certificate says that your name is Belzvoqtar Qxiuxw and that you were born to parents of Neptunian origin sometime in the late 12th Century.
doncjesuis, Tina Fey fan | 12.04.08 - 4:54 pm | #


Totally bogus, I'm not a day over 600.


Gravatarplayin'


GravatarLast night, on Fox News, Sean Hannity insisted that United States needs to "take out" Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Warren said he agreed. Hannity asked, "Am I advocating something dark, evil or something righteous?" Warren responded, "Well, actually, the Bible says that evil cannot be negotiated with. It has to just be stopped.... In fact, that is the legitimate role of government. The Bible says that God puts government on earth to punish evildoers. Not good-doers. Evildoers."

Warren must be an Old Testament kind of guy.

IIRC in the New Testament Jesus talks to Peter about forgiveness " you should not just forgive them once, or seven times, or seventy times, but seventy times seven.


GravatarRomans 13 is a letter to some people.

its not, you know, the word of "god"
euphronius Jenkins


Somebody should dash off a quick paragraph about how god changed his mind and doesn't want anybody going to war or killing anybody, and that goes for you too, US Presidents. Then paper-clip it to Rick Warren's bible, a la The Simpsons. "It doesn't really go with the rest of this...but it's paper-clipped!"


Gravatarlol who wrote ROmans? Paul? he is such a nazi! lol


GravatarThe Bible says that God puts government on earth to punish evildoers. Not good-doers. Evildoers."

He must be using the Vulgate of King George XLIII translation.


GravatarThanks Meander. Does that mean that if an American woman happens to be on the wrong side of Niagara Falls when she goes into labor that her kid is Canadian?


GravatarHey, don't knock wanking ok? It's sex with somebody I love. /Woody Allen


Gravatar'the dollar driven life' nutjob was also defending some made up Peace group honoring W Bush's good works ...


GravatarDoes that mean that if an American woman happens to be on the wrong side of Niagara Falls when she goes into labor that her kid is Canadian?


It apparently depends upon how old she is.


Gravatarbut wait! there is more Romans 13!

8Let no debt remain outstanding, except the continuing debt to love one another, for he who loves his fellowman has fulfilled the law.


GravatarDoes that mean that if an American woman happens to be on the wrong side of Niagara Falls when she goes into labor that her kid is Canadian?

Technically, dual citizen.


GravatarRomans 13
Submission to the Authorities




Jesus was crucified for sedition, that is rebellion against Rome.


GravatarBlasphemy time!

Check out the correlations on states whose residents searched Google for "jesus."


Gravatarhttp://www.rollingstone.com/ poli...ction=rate#rate


Jeezus, I'm looking at the comments.

The rightards are SUCH a pack of fucking crybabies.

"The Grand Old Party isn't dead yet"?

We'll fix that!


GravatarGod is a fan of balanced budgets.


Gravatar Jill : Thanks Meander. Does that mean that if an American woman happens to be on the wrong side of Niagara Falls when she goes into labor that her kid is Canadian?

It's utter bullshit, but that's what they're arguing.
~


GravatarJebofascism long ago passed from annoying eccentricity to mental illness.

And there are tens of millions of these ignorant violent hate-filled people wandering around our country.

Isn't there an empty island-continent somewhere we can offer them? They really need to be isolated and shunned.


GravatarSorry. Had to go scare away a Public Jackoff Guy.


GravatarDoes that mean that if an American woman happens to be on the wrong side of Niagara Falls when she goes into labor that her kid is Canadian?

What if she's in a barrel going over the falls?


GravatarDoes that mean that if an American woman happens to be on the wrong side of Niagara Falls when she goes into labor that her kid is Canadian?

er, why is the north side the "wrong" side?

But, yes, if the kid is born in Canada, s/he has Canadian citizenship, same as in the US.


GravatarThanks Meander. Does that mean that if an American woman happens to be on the wrong side of Niagara Falls when she goes into labor that her kid is Canadian?
Jill | 12.04.08 - 4:57 pm | #


That's what I was wondering because even the people who are pushing this admit that Obama's mother returned to the US right away after his birth.


GravatarDoes that mean that if an American woman happens to be on the wrong side of Niagara Falls when she goes into labor that her kid is Canadian?


THAT'S the WRONG side?


Gravatar"The Grand Old Party isn't dead yet"?

Let me get a hammer.
~


GravatarDoes that mean that if an American woman happens to be on the wrong side of Niagara Falls when she goes into labor that her kid is Canadian?

Sarah Palin," Just fly the mother, while in labor, back to her home in the USA no matter if it takes hours."


GravatarEveryone must submit himself to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established.


Also, I would point out that, like it or not, the President of Iran is one of the governing authorities of Iran.


GravatarIsn't there an empty island-continent somewhere we can offer them? They really need to be isolated and shunned.
Gummo


"Nobody's home! Go away!"
--Australia


GravatarThe Fundemented.


Gravatarspo cko -- you should write an Inaugural edition of that magazine, print it up, sell it.

That's brilliant.


GravatarIsn't there an empty island-continent somewhere we can offer them? They really need to be isolated and shunned.
Gummo | 12.04.08 - 4:59 pm


The Maldives?


GravatarWhat if the kid is born in the Panama Canal Zone?


Gravatar Not good-doers. Evildoers.

I leafed through the Bible once and never saw the term "good-doer."

Maybe I missed it.


GravatarBeing a Bible literalist makes one an expert on foreign policy.


Gravatarspeaking of ricks, where should i send this album if i want to give it to atrios as a thank you for all his awesome latenight music vids?

http://www.ricksmerch.com/CD-Chr...ou-p/cd- cwy.htm


Gravatar
Isn't there an empty island-continent somewhere we can offer them? They really need to be isolated and shunned.
Gummo


And filmed, because they'll be eating each other within six months and that's going to be some funny shit.


Gravatar(The Warren & Hannity clip is so creepy-evil I can't even snark about it.)


GravatarLet me get a hammer

Here, I have 6-7 out in the shop, excluding sledgehammers and splitting mauls.

I'll be right back.


GravatarWhat if the kid is born in the Panama Canal Zone?
Unrepentant Fenian


Then you're a mavericky patriot and you get to run for Preznit.


GravatarTHAT'S the WRONG side?
Terry C ♥s Pres. Obama | Homepage | 12.04.08 - 5:00 pm | #


Actually no, Niagara Falls NY is a terribly depressing place IIRC.


Gravatarwhere should i send this album if i want to give it to atrios as a thank you for all his awesome latenight music vids?


I think he has an Amazon wish list that lets you send stuff w/o needing to know his address.


GravatarWhat if the mother is riding on the back of a swallow when she goes into labor?


Gravataralso is Rick Warren claiming he lives with out sin? that he has never done evil?


GravatarI'm serious. We're talking about people who reject facts, are hostile to reason, denounce history and science, commit the most astounding atrocities yet claim the moral high ground, and want to kill, torture or jail anyone who doesn't agree with them.


Gravatar"Reasonable Evangelical leaders"


Gold, Jerry, it's pure comedy gold I tell ya."


Gravatarwotd? how about quote of the week?

"Well, I think I was unprepared for war. I didn't campaign and say, 'Please vote for me, I'll be able to handle an attack.'"
-- George W. Bush


from doonesbury site


GravatarIsn't there an empty island-continent somewhere we can offer them? They really need to be isolated and shunned.
Gummo

And filmed, because they'll be eating each other within six months and that's going to be some funny shit.
dan mcenroe with benefits


Come sit over here by me.


GravatarCheck out the correlations on states whose residents searched Google for "jesus."
Nim,


Yikes!

How many states are misranked b/c people typed "Jeebus" instead?


GravatarI'm serious. We're talking about people who reject facts, are hostile to reason, denounce history and science, commit the most astounding atrocities yet claim the moral high ground, and want to kill, torture or jail anyone who doesn't agree with them.
Gummo | 12.04.08 - 5:02 pm | # [kill]​[hide co


yeah. and? its an open society. you cant lock em up till they actually do that.


GravatarI think he has an Amazon wish list that lets you send stuff w/o needing to know his address.

he still has it?


GravatarCheck out the correlations on states whose residents searched Google for "jesus.

That could indicate a memory deficiency.


Gravataryeah. and? its an open society. you cant lock em up till they actually do that.
euphronius Jenkins


The problem is, we don't lock'em up even after they atually do that.

See Bush, George W.


GravatarWhere are the stats on people who Googled "JAAAAAAYYYZUZZ-AH"?


GravatarThat could indicate a memory deficiency

I think there's more than just memory that is deficient.


Gravatar"The Grand Old Party isn't dead yet"?

Let me get a hammer.
~
Meander


I should have asked the idiot what the "Grand Old Party" ever did for him to make his life better.

I'd probably wouldn't get an answer - the trolls never answer me when I ask them that question.


GravatarGummo

Have fun!


GravatarWhere are the stats on people who Googled "JAAAAAAYYYZUZZ-AH"?

I want to see the correlation with searches for "ear trumpet" or "Medic Alert."


GravatarYou can do anything you want to evil-doers. Really, you can. It's in the Bibble.


GravatarObama's a spook child.

His mom, Stanley Ann, was intel (if not CIA) -- a 'lefty' who married Mobil Oil's consultant to murderous Suharto.

Obama was selected to study Sovietology under CIA's Brzezinski -- who remains his foreign policy mentor.

Obama went to Pakistan in 1981 and just happened to stay with Muhammad Soomro -- who became interim President after Musharraf resigned.

Obama worked for CIA front Business International Corporation, which recruited domestic lefty org leaders as assets.

Obama's State and Senate opponents each quit before the elections.

His choices prove he's the same-old, shameful CIA goon.



GravatarThe problem is, we don't lock'em up even after they atually do that.

See Bush, George W.
Gummo | 12.04.08 - 5:04 pm | # [kill]​[hide comme


still time. but yeah, it looks not good.


GravatarI recommend the splitting maul & using both the hammer *and* axe end...


GravatarAlso: correlation with Jitterbug.


GravatarLOL fy


GravatarKids to fetch. And feed if they don't bug me to much.

Have fun, bats.


GravatarI'm serious. We're talking about people who reject facts, are hostile to reason, denounce history and science, commit the most astounding atrocities yet claim the moral high ground, and want to kill, torture or jail anyone who doesn't agree with them.
Gummo


They WANT to kill, torture or jail anyone who doesn't agree with them.

MOST of them do nothing BUT talk. They're bullies and most bullies are cowards.


GravatarAnd, don't forget Viagra, Cialis, et al.


GravatarJebus save us from Jebuslovers.


GravatarObama's a spook. | 12.04.08 - 5:06 pm



Here's one I'd like to lock up in a padded room someplace.

So it can't hurt itself.


GravatarGummo

Have fun!
cosmic tumbler


I think you mean Gromit. I'm not going anywhere.

But thanks anyway!


GravatarFinally! fy comes across with the goods!


GravatarHis choices prove he's the same-old, shameful CIA goon.

Wait, I thought he was a double plus ultra Muslim mole.


GravatarWhat if the mother is riding on the back of a swallow when she goes into labor?
dan mcenroe with benefits


European or African?


GravatarObama's a spook. | 12.04.08 - 5:06 pm

"Coon" also works.



How'd he do that thumbs down icon???


GravatarHis choices prove he's the same-old, shameful CIA goon.

Wait, I thought he was a double plus ultra Muslim mole.
abyssgazer


That shows just how diabolically clever he really is!


GravatarWait, I thought he was a double plus ultra Muslim mole.
abyssgazer


Both! Like chocolate and peanut butter, they go great together.


GravatarFinally! fy comes across with the goods!
nick carraway


And they're as moldy and stale as always.


GravatarWait, I thought he was a double plus ultra Muslim mole.
abyssgazer


It's "muslin" IIRC.


GravatarSean Hannity insisted that United States needs to "take out" Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.


Another big talker who would shit his pants in a face-to-face confrontation.


GravatarI think you mean Gromit. I'm not going anywhere.

But thanks anyway!
Gummo




I was referring to your lock them up post.

But, since you mentioned it, I hope Gromit has fun as well.



GravatarJebus save us from Jebuslovers.
ThatGuy


I have nothing against Jebus.

It's his fan club that sucks.


GravatarOMG.

Obama = Lizard person


GravatarAdded another $5 cartoon-ized Photoshop to Will Photoshop For Food.

Paypal is up and runnin', too!

Who do you know who wants some pixels wrangled, today?
.


Gravatar Wanker of the Day

Looks like it'll be a very short stroke.
.


GravatarObama= lizard person

Gotta admit, it would explain his unflappable quality...


GravatarIsn't there an empty island-continent somewhere we can offer them? They really need to be isolated and shunned.
Gummo



I'd like to lock them up and charge admission.

Also, do a "scared liberal" program with the kiddies.

"See, kiddies. It's much better to be a liberal. DON'T be like THEM!"


GravatarHow'd he do that thumbs down icon???
Bad Art


: - : delete the spaces
: + : delete the spaces


Gravatarcrucify him!


GravatarI was wondering why your birth certificate says that your name is Belzvoqtar Qxiuxw and that you were born to parents of Neptunian origin sometime in the late 12th Century.
doncjesuis, Tina Fey fan | 12.04.08 - 4:54 pm |

IF you have Netflix, I can recommend this movie:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0756683/

At the time, I was not very impressed but now, not a day goes by without me contemplating portions of the film.

It is sort of a My Dinner With Andre type of film where very little happens but there is a great deal of talking and discussion. BUT the discussion is fascinating and intelligent.


Gravatar: - : delete the spaces
: + : delete the spaces
Deacon Blues at work


Don't you have to use bold tags?


GravatarMemo to: Rick Warren

Stick to the grifter-gig with your sheeple at Bareback Church and you won't have problems.


GravatarThanks Deacon


GravatarSo, anyone here still shunning me?


GravatarRomans 13
Submission to the Authorities


I'd forgotten what complete and unmitigated bullshit that is.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator


Ridiculous, isn't it?


GravatarCosmic,




Nope.


GravatarDon't you have to use bold tags?
cosmic tumbler


Nope


GravatarSo, anyone here still shunning me?
GWPDA


I missed an old-fashioned Shunning Party?!


GravatarOh yeah, we have another puppy picture. This Lexie AKA Shredder. She is about five months old now and way over fifty lbs.

http://img.photobucket.com/album...0001/ Lexie4.jpg


Gravatar{{{{{GWPDA yclept Damaged Historian }}}}}

You haven't been back here since the Phoenix light rail wars of '08.


Gravatar: - : delete the spaces
: + : delete the spaces
Deacon Blues at work


I want a "flip them the bird" emoticon.


GravatarSo, anyone here still shunning me?
GWPDA yclept Damaged Historian

NEVER. I stand in awe mostly


GravatarWingnut Daily commentary on Romans 13:
Romans 13 appears to say this,
subsequent history shows otherwise,
therefore what Romans 13 really meant was something else.
---


Gravatar♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ GWPDA ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

So, anyone here still shunning me?

I hope I'm this silly when I get to be 103.
.


GravatarI want a "flip them the bird" emoticon.
Terry C ♥s Pres. Obama


Yup. And a "rolling the eyes" one, too.


GravatarSo, anyone here still shunning me?
GWPDA yclept Damaged Historian | 12.04.08 - 5:16 pm | #


Apparently, I missed something. No shunning from me.


GravatarDWD-S☮S:


She's purty!


GravatarDWD, that looks like the perfect kind of puppy for rasslin' on the living room floor. Followed by cuddles.


GravatarSo, anyone here still shunning me?
GWPDA yclept Damaged Historian


I would never shun you!


GravatarSo, anyone here still shunning me?
.

Why is this person whom we shall not acknowlege asking this question?


GravatarI want a "flip them the bird" emoticon.
Terry C ♥s Pres. Obama


That would definitely reduce the verbiage on this blog.


GravatarAlso: correlation with Jitterbug.
Barndog, retired dammit!


Lots of "Wham" famn sights


GravatarSomeone was SHUNNING you?


GravatarShun-rise, Shun-set.


GravatarI am Stunned teh Yclept haz been Shunned


GravatarSomeone was SHUNNING you?
V for Virginia


Amish trolls.


GravatarDWD, that looks like the perfect kind of puppy for rasslin' on the living room floor. Followed by cuddles.
Ali, endorphinized

Yes, she is going to be a fine companion for my son. She is NOT aggressive. In fact she hides when Nikki - the giant poodle puts on her mean act. (And it IS an act. She is big chicken.)


Gravatar"looking down the Barrel of Shun"


GravatarSHUNwhere over the rainbow


GravatarSomeone was SHUNNING you?
V for Virginia

Amish trolls.
cosmic tumbler


Oh, yeah, those are some tough dudes. Wouldn't want to mess with 'em.


GravatarShunning doesn't work on Public Jackoff Guys.


GravatarI missed an old-fashioned Shunning Party?!
Jay C.



We're shunning you. It was unavoidable.


GravatarThis is something I have played with. Never really thought about doing much with them but I do have a series.

They look wonderful framed. It is kind of a mixed media sort of thing.

(If you can look at it without giggling, I could use an opinion.)

http://smg.photobucket.com/ album...morningmist.jpg


GravatarGWPDA, you are our shunshine.


GravatarWe're shunning you. It was unavoidable.
jac


Are you shunning me, or is there no news?

I want my party and I want it NOW.


GravatarPajamas Media ^ | December 4 | Carol Gould

“Pakistan Simply Has No Right to Exist.” Imagine if Pajamas Media had used that title for my article. All hell would have broken loose around the globe. Fatwas would have been flying everywhere.


I don't think anyone would have given a rat's ass what the title of your "article" was. You take yourself much too seriously.


GravatarUnpossible anyone shunning Auntie.


GravatarWe're shunning you. It was unavoidable.
jac



I never thought it'd end this way.

I at least expected a few people throwing rotting vegetables and shouting "Unclean! Unclean!"

Another time, j'espere.


GravatarI want a "flip them the bird" emoticon.
Terry C


:rocket:


GravatarBest Snorgtee yet:

Have a Pheasant Plucking Day


Gravatar“Pakistan Simply Has No Right to Exist.” Imagine if Pajamas Media had used that title for my article. All hell would have broken loose around the globe. Fatwas would have been flying everywhere.



Pajama's Media has a high average for Fatwa's themselves


GravatarSpeaking of shunning - I think the 4 million people going to DC should turn their backs to Chimpy on Jan 20. A little difficult to organize but nothing would make me happier.


GravatarFatwa for me, but not for thee.


Gravatar Jill: Speaking of shunning - I think the 4 million people going to DC should turn their backs to Chimpy on Jan 20. A little difficult to organize but nothing would make me happier.

He ain't gonna be there.
.


Gravatar
http://img.photobucket.com/album...0001/ Lexie4.jpg
DWD-S☮S


OMG SQUEE!!!

Look at those legs. LOL


Gravatar80's Rat group "the Fatwa Boys"


GravatarAny bets Chimpy doesn't flip us all the bird when he gets on the helicopter?


GravatarHe ain't gonna be there.
.
Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 12.04.08 - 5:24 pm | #


Maybe the people at the Hague can do it then.


GravatarLook at those legs. LOL
Jubilation T. Cornpone

and the saucer sized paws! She will be a big girl.


GravatarMiek Duncan "Stupid Like a Fox"

Georgians refuted any notion that the ideology of the country has shifted to the left.... Notably, Chambliss won in spite of strong support by President-elect Obama and Democrat organizations for Jim Martin. Georgian's clearly sent a message that any rhetoric about a liberal mandate is nothing but hot air. [...]

In the first contest since the presidential election and what many believe is the first race of the 2010 cycle, Republicans won because we coupled a strong, conservative candidate in Saxby Chambliss with a solid ground game that reached out to millions of Georgians and turned out the vote.


Gravatar Jill: Maybe the people at the Hague can do it then.

Who's gonna extract him from Paraguay?
.


GravatarAnybody else notice that RW's morphed into Jerry Falwell physically to coordinate with the matchy-matchy Anti-Purple-Purse Spirituality (tm)


GravatarIn the first contest since the presidential election and what many believe is the first race of the 2010 cycle, Republicans won

LOL

LOL

LOLburger


GravatarYeah, right. Uh, this is Georgia we're talking about here.


GravatarBTW, DC Statehood IS a great idea. Seriously great.

(And it would just give the Republicans the shits. Two for the price of one!)


GravatarGeorgia electing a Repug? What next, Israelis electing a Jew?


GravatarWhen people talk about infrastructure projects, they're
really talking about Hitler.


GravatarAnd Now Dick "Always WronG" Morris


O'REILLY: I don't mind Hillary Clinton as secretary of state. I'm thinking she has a certain gravitas out there, and I think she's pretty tough. You would agree with that. She's tough.

MORRIS: She's -- she's tough. She's to the right of him, which is good.

O'REILLY: Right.

MORRIS: She'd be tougher on national security issues, and I think she'd be good from that point of view. My concern --

O'REILLY: All right, so you have no problem --

MORRIS: My concern -- and I think, by the way, the disclosure deal that Bill has agreed to isn't a bad one, about Dubai and all that stuff. The thing that worries me from Obama's point of view about Hillary Clinton -- let's follow your logic. Let's say there's a terror attack. And let's say Obama's popularity drops. Let's say the economy doesn't improve, and his popularity's down around 27 percent. Do you believe Hillary Clinton will run a primary against Barack Obama for president


GravatarWould somebody send Pat Robertson some pink triangle underoos for christmess this year?


GravatarBTW, DC Statehood IS a great idea. Seriously great.

(And it would just give the Republicans the shits. Two for the price of one!)
DWD-S☮S


I've never understood the opposition to statehood for DC.


GravatarRandom Thought - Is Sara Palin in Wankerage?


GravatarWankerage: The Magazine for Wankers! In this issue, we review Guitar Wanker III for the Wii!


GravatarI've never understood the opposition to statehood for DC.

{cough}darkies{cough}


GravatarLet's say there's a terror attack. And let's say Obama's popularity drops. Let's say the economy doesn't improve, and his popularity's down around 27 percent. Do you believe Hillary Clinton will run a primary against Barack Obama for president
olexicon,


This is EXACTLY the line that our office wingnut gave me the other day. It combines two wingnut fetishes, to wit: 1) the next terror attack (sproing!), and 2) Clinton Derangement Syndrome.

She's only going along because she wants to humiliate him! It is a Clever Plan.


GravatarThe Great Album by AC/DC
WANKERAGE


GravatarThat's because she's a Symbionese Lesbian Sex Vampire and Obama is a reptilian annunaki lizard thing from Neptune.


GravatarOh my, now I can politely ask my colleague how it feels to be in agreement with toe-sucking jackass Dick Morris. Excellent.


GravatarArthur and I had to go to the bank to fund Los Tomas' aguinaldo.  It's a sorry thing that the Socialist Mexicans guarantee this to every single worker, and in the US - and in Canada - it all becomes an employer-based gratuity.  A pourboire, a kindness. 


GravatarShe's only going along because she wants to humiliate him! It is a Clever Plan.
Jay C.

And she shares the Title for "History's Greatest Monster" with him


GravatarI've never understood the opposition to statehood for DC.

They haz teh Blak Peepulz dere.


GravatarLet's say there's a terror attack. And let's say Obama's popularity drops. Let's say the economy doesn't improve, and his popularity's down around 27 percent. Do you believe Hillary Clinton will run a primary against Barack Obama for president

Sounds like an adolescent wingnut wet dream.


GravatarIt's about even with Let There Be Wank.


Gravatar"For those about to Wank (We Slaute you)"


Gravatarand his popularity's down around 27 percent.

Still exceeding the Chimp's popularity btw...


Gravatar"Whole Lotta Wankie"

"WankBreak"

"YoU Wanked me All night long"


GravatarYeah, and it requires one to begin from the proposition that Sec'y Clinton is acting in bad faith, and Obama is going along with it.


Gravatar"Wankerstruck"


GravatarIt's a long wank to the top if you wanna rock n' roll.


GravatarTake a Wank on the Wild Side


Gravatar"Highway to Wank"


"Wank's Bells"


GravatarAre you shunning me, or is there no news?

I want my party and I want it NOW.
V for Virginia


Hecate's message last evening is the latest. I'll be looking at possibilities on the 18th, unless Steve finds something in the meantime.


GravatarWankerlilies


GravatarYeah, and it requires one to begin from the proposition that Sec'y Clinton is acting in bad faith, and Obama is going along with it.

Even to the point of allowing her to continue as SoS while she runs against him. Morris is deranged, and I'm not buying the Twinkie defense.


GravatarAnd the wanker boys sing
fap fa-fap fap fap fa fapfapfap . . .


GravatarDr. GWPDA teh book has been in a box for a week. First I was broke, then my car broke, then I had Exciting! Medical! Adventures! all week.

Soon. I didn't forget.


GravatarWank in Black


Gravatarjac OK, thanks


GravatarWank in the Saddle Again


Gravatar"Dirty Deeds (done Wank Cheep)"


GravatarThis is EXACTLY the line that our office wingnut gave me the other day. It combines two wingnut fetishes, to wit: 1) the next terror attack (sproing!), and 2) Clinton Derangement Syndrome.
Jay C.


Three. 3) I'm so traumatized by the present political circumstances, I'm out-of-body and in a holding pattern for 2012.


GravatarWanking after Midnight


GravatarGWPDA -- Didja see my new bidness?


.


GravatarWanky Fingers


GravatarI wank in your milkshake!


GravatarShake a Wank

What Do You Do For Wanking, Honey?


Give a Dog a Wank. Okay, that one was bad.


Gravatar"the Wank"


Gravatarbottled wanker


GravatarRock & Roll Wank

(latest single)


GravatarWank Like an Egyptian


GravatarI go out wanking, after midnight.


Gravatarholy wanker


Gravatar"Iron Wank"


Gravatareau de la wank


GravatarGive a Dog a Wank. Okay, that one was bad.
ThinlyVeiled


Well, to be fair, the song title was bad to begin with


GravatarThe Wanker of the Beast.


GravatarSlow Wank of High-heeled Boys


GravatarWanker MCs


Gravatar"Stairway to Wank"


GravatarWanky Turducken.
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GravatarUmmm, "Low Wank"

simels & cet.


GravatarWank Wank.


Gravatarwank and roll hooooocheeeeekoooooo


GravatarI speak tonight on our text from the Book of Armaments....


GravatarWank This Way


GravatarWell they made that one up out of whole cloth. If that's true, there are a whole lot of non-citizens.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator | Homepage | 12.04.08 - 4:55 pm | #


If BHO had been born outside the U.S. in 1961 (as, for example, in Kenya), he would be considered a U.S. citizen only if his mother was age 19 or older under the law in effect at that time. The law has since been revised.

However, since he was born in Hawaii, it's a moot point.


Gravatarhoocheewanka


GravatarIf I wank here, tomorrow, would you still remember me?


Gravatarwankoil salesman


GravatarWarren responded, "Well, actually, the Bible says that evil cannot be negotiated with. It has to just be stopped.... In fact, that is the legitimate role of government. The Bible says that God puts government on earth to punish evildoers. Not good-doers. Evildoers."

Since I define evil in terms of asshats like Warren, the Bible has explictly endorsed "taking out" shit like Warren.

Facile, n'est pas?


Gravatar♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Soprano! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
.


GravatarThe Wank Album
Wankingman's Dead
Meet the Wankers


GravatarI speak tonight on our text from the Book of Armaments....
Rmj


Skip a bit, brother Maynard.


Gravatarwankway to heaven


GravatarWank This Way
ErinPDX




GravatarYou've Got A Wanker


Gravatarturwanken


GravatarWank a Peach.


GravatarSympathy for the Wanker


GravatarWank Wars

Wank Trek

The Fellowship of the Wank


GravatarWank This Way
ErinPDX


"If I could want that way, I wouldn't need the talcum powder!" - Groucho Marx


GravatarAnd the Lord did grin.


Gravatar"Wank" by Pantera


GravatarUhm... Baby Elephant Wank?


GravatarGypsies, Tramps and Wankers.


GravatarI speak tonight on our text from the Book of Armaments....
Rmj, Theologist in Chief



Holy Hand Grenades!


GravatarYou know, while all these wingnuts yip and shriek about BHO's birth certificate, BHO is busy filling out his cabinet, formulating policy, and preparing to run the country.

That and the fact that Jeffrey Skilling is in prison are what sustains me.

Suck it, wingnuts!


GravatarHoliday in Wankbodia


Gravatarrick wanken


Gravatar{{{{{{{jeffraham!}}}}}}}

Just on a drive by before heading home.

New bidness looks interestin'. When did you start?


GravatarI wanna wank your haaaaannnnd!


GravatarBridge Over Troubled Wanker


Gravatar' guess the big issue that’s being raised is the lack of an embossed seal and a signature,” Okubo said, pointing out that in Hawaii, both those things are on the back of the document. “Because they scanned the front … you wouldn’t see those things.'

http://www.politifact.com/truth-...ficate-part-ii/


GravatarIf you Wank Blood You got it


I Wank you to Wank Me


Gravatarholy wankgrenades


GravatarEverybody have fun tonight!
Everybody wank chung tonight!


GravatarWanking nine to five.


GravatarI am out of wankitude. BBL.


GravatarSurrender, surrender, but don't give yourself a wank.


Gravatarmidnight at the owankwis


GravatarJP - you should be in touch with SFShiba Dad in the design of the forthcoming Puppies Calendar.


Gravatarwankcyclopedia


GravatarCarry on my wanktard son


GravatarPlastic Fantastic Wanker.


Gravatarwankcrafted in rich, Corrrrrrrrrinthian leather!
.


GravatarWank Three Times on the Ceiling...


GravatarSetting aside the moral issue, it is a demoralizing sign of Burrrning Stoopit that none of these clowns seem to realize that Ahmedinejad actually doesn't have any real power. He exists only to be a thumb in the eye of Western Leaders with his outrageous statements, and needs no other treatment than to be ignored and occasionally ridiculed. just like our troolz.


Gravatara wank in the life


GravatarWank goodness I just got here.


Gravatarwankmas tree


GravatarLet's do the time wank again.


GravatarWank Three Times on the Ceiling...
noblejoanie




Actually they're all funny, but this one reminded me of Ceiling Cat.


GravatarWanklestar Blovatica.
.


GravatarWank Three Times on the Ceiling...
noblejoanie


We're gonna need a bigger towel.


Gravatarwankers and fries


GravatarSelections from my MP3 Player

Wankese Democracy
Here comes yoru Wank
Let's go Wany
Insane in the Wank
Wank in Hell
The Wanky Gurdy Man
Wanko Killer
Wankcome to the Jungle
Wanklate City
Bizarre Wank Triangle


Gravatarbut this one reminded me of Ceiling Cat.
Ali


It reminded me to do my kegels.
.


Gravatarspaghetti wankballs


GravatarCat food,
cat food,
cat food.
AGAIN!!!


GravatarOkubo said, pointing out that in Hawaii, both those things are on the back of the document. “Because they scanned the front … you wouldn’t see those things

Reminds me of the wingnuts who were jumping up and down like Homer Simpson prior to a chili festival about some document concerning one of the many CDS episodes of the 90's where all the questions they said were not answered by the document were indeed answered on the back of it, which conveniently was not photocopied.


GravatarWe're gonna need a bigger towel.
jac |


no flirting!


Gravatarthe wanker of rome


GravatarPulling Wankers (from the Shell)


GravatarIt reminded me to do my kegels.
.
Grand Moff Texan


Yes, the ceiling was too long ago to remember.


GravatarSetting aside the moral issue, it is a demoralizing sign of Burrrning Stoopit that none of these clowns seem to realize that Ahmedinejad actually doesn't have any real power. He exists only to be a thumb in the eye of Western Leaders with his outrageous statements, and needs no other treatment than to be ignored and occasionally ridiculed. just like our troolz.
blerb


So he's equal to Hannity and Warren, except he's got a government job.


GravatarBorn to Wank


GravatarGood King Wankeslas


GravatarWell, I would wank five hundred miles..


GravatarUn-wanked-in S H E E T S


GravatarHow about LarryElvis?
.


GravatarWanking Matilda?


GravatarEven I didn't think Loud Obbs was stupid enough to join the Christmas war:

PC War: ACLU is at it Again

It’s time again for the ACLU’s annual assault on Christmas and religious symbols displayed across the country. President of the Family Research Council, Tony Perkins, and Lou discuss the issue and much more.


GravatarWank & Destroy


GravatarThe demon wanker of Fleet Street.


Gravatarno flirting!
Ali,


Everyone in this joint is SITTING AROUND WANKING OFF, and you accuse me of FLIRTING?!?!?!?!

Harumph.





GravatarToo Drunk to Wank


GravatarUn-wanked-in S H E E T S
Deacon Blues at work


Wankus interruptus.


GravatarWanking Back to Saskatoon


GravatarSo he's equal to Hannity and Warren, except he's got a government job.

Ding ding ding ding ding!

Opposite sides of the same wank.


GravatarThe Cover of "Wanking Stone"

One Wank over the Line


GravatarI Am The Wankrus

Wanking Lane

Wanking Fields

I Want to Hold Your Wank

She Wanks Me Yeah Yeah Yeah

Wank Me Do

I Saw Her Wanking There

Twist and Wank

A Hard Day's Wank

Lucy in the Sky Wanking


GravatarUnchained wank.

Also, Rick Warren - solvent or not?
Discuss.


GravatarWarren responded, "Well, actually, the Bible says that evil cannot be negotiated with. It has to just be stopped.... In fact, that is the legitimate role of government. The Bible says that God puts government on earth to punish evildoers. Not good-doers. Evildoers."

When one bases their worldview around the poorly-understood mythologies of ancient, violent, mysoginistic cultures, one can pretend those mythologies say anything one might want them to say...


GravatarOne wonderful benefit of the Obama years will be not having to give a **** what people like Warren think.


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