The Bible says that God puts government on earth to punish evildoers. Not good-doers. Evildoers."
We good-doers. SMASH!
Jay C. |
12.04.08 - 4:50 pm | #
wankers getting a bad name at Eschatonblog.com. Story at 11.
Ali, endorphinized |
12.04.08 - 4:51 pm | #
Last night, on Fox News, Sean Hannity insisted that United States needs to "take out" Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
What's showing at the Tehran Drive-in?
Moe Szyslak, eiditer |
Homepage |
12.04.08 - 4:51 pm | #
I wish we'd never pretended that we should take preachers seriously in affairs of government.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator |
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12.04.08 - 4:52 pm | #
Warren responded, "Well, actually, the Bible says that evil cannot be negotiated with. It has to just be stopped.... In fact, that is the legitimate role of government. The Bible says that God puts government on earth to punish evildoers. Not good-doers. Evildoers."
id like to see that citation.
euphronius Jenkins |
12.04.08 - 4:52 pm | #
gots2go. 700 club is on.
notaboomer, shitpile guarantor |
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12.04.08 - 4:52 pm | #
That part in the bible about "Thou Shalt Not Kill" and about "Turn the other cheek" must not be in Warren's bible.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator |
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12.04.08 - 4:53 pm | #
id like to see that citation.
euphronius Jenkins :
Later, Warren's office called Duss back to say the pastor was, in fact, referring to Romans 13. When Duss noted the chapter and verse make no reference to killing foreign leaders, Warren's representative said she'd have to look into it.
Ali, endorphinized |
12.04.08 - 4:53 pm | #
deadthreaded wisdom from Hecate, re the whole birth certificate issue:
Even they don't believe that he's not a citizen. This is their new Whitewater can opener. You start a simple investigation into one thing and pretty soon you've opened up a can of worms and meanwhile the president has to spend time and political capital dealing with it, so it hampers his ability to, you know, fix the country.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator | Homepage | 12.04.08 - 4:48 pm | #
abyssgazer |
12.04.08 - 4:53 pm | #
Maybe it's time to torture some fucking republicans.
Barndog, retired dammit! |
Homepage |
12.04.08 - 4:53 pm | #
Christian Leader advocates extermination of Muslims. News at 11.
euphronius Jenkins |
12.04.08 - 4:53 pm | #
If we spend about 500 billion dollars on some wankery research, we could prevent the spread of wankery.
Chairman Mo |
12.04.08 - 4:53 pm | #
Belief systems are just rationalized emotions. The wingnuts are full of hate and enjoy watching violence. They just package it in religious belief.
cosmic tumbler |
12.04.08 - 4:53 pm | #
Jill : Can someone break down for me what the knuckledraggers' are arguing?
1. he was born in HI but it wasn't a state?
2. he wasn't born there but in Indonesia?
I shouldn't want to know but I do.
Actually they're making stuff up at a furious rate.
- We [still] haven't seen his BC
- We have but its a fake [Corsi]
- His [relative] say his birth was someplace else [Kenya, Indonesia]
- his mother wasnt of legal age so he wasnt a citizen
- he's a british citizen [somehow]
- HI wasnt a state
And if you prove it to one, ten others deny you said it.
~
Meander |
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12.04.08 - 4:53 pm | #
Warren responded, "Well, actually, the Bible says that evil cannot be negotiated with. It has to just be stopped....
The Bible also says let he among you who is without sin cast the first ... eh, fuck it, why do I bother?
dan mcenroe with benefits |
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12.04.08 - 4:54 pm | #
Assassinate the leader of a foreign country. What could possibly go wrong?
Moe Szyslak, eiditer |
Homepage |
12.04.08 - 4:54 pm | #
Romans 13 is a letter to some people.
its not, you know, the word of "god"
euphronius Jenkins |
12.04.08 - 4:54 pm | #
Christian Leader advocates extermination of Muslims. News at 11.
Let's have a children's crusade!
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator |
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12.04.08 - 4:54 pm | #
people who want our government making decisions based upon a holy book, should move to Iran.
r€nat☮ |
12.04.08 - 4:54 pm | #
Haloscan, by the way, sucks the toilet from Trainspotting.
Or maybe it's just my tubes today.
Ali, endorphinized |
12.04.08 - 4:54 pm | #
I didn't have a birth certificate right away. Then again, I was born in Kentucky.
abyssgazer
I was wondering why your birth certificate says that your name is Belzvoqtar Qxiuxw and that you were born to parents of Neptunian origin sometime in the late 12th Century.
doncjesuis, Tina Fey fan |
12.04.08 - 4:54 pm | #
Gromit-- are you headed for Tierra del Fuego, aka Duluth?
Just north of the Strait of Magellan, specifically here:
the Bible also forbids most instances of divorce, eating of shellfish, and other ridiculous, outdated crap.
r€nat☮ |
12.04.08 - 4:55 pm | #
Romans 13
Submission to the Authorities
1Everyone must submit himself to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God. 2Consequently, he who rebels against the authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves. 3For rulers hold no terror for those who do right, but for those who do wrong. Do you want to be free from fear of the one in authority? Then do what is right and he will commend you. 4For he is God's servant to do you good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword for nothing. He is God's servant, an agent of wrath to bring punishment on the wrongdoer. 5Therefore, it is necessary to submit to the authorities, not only because of possible punishment but also because of conscience. 6This is also why you pay taxes, for the authorities are God's servants, who give their full time to governing. 7Give everyone what you owe him: If you owe taxes, pay taxes; if revenue, then revenue; if respect, then respect; if honor, then honor.
his mother wasnt of legal age so he wasnt a citizen
Well they made that one up out of whole cloth. If that's true, there are a whole lot of non-citizens.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator |
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12.04.08 - 4:55 pm | #
Wankery is evil. Jebus wants it stopped.
Chairman Mo |
12.04.08 - 4:56 pm | #
if a man among you, got no sin upon his hand
let him cast a stone at me for plain' in the band
notaboomer, shitpile guarantor |
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12.04.08 - 4:56 pm | #
Hannity asked, "Am I advocating something dark, evil or something righteous?"
That question is almost as loaded as, "Does this make me look fat?"
dan mcenroe with benefits |
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12.04.08 - 4:56 pm | #
Romans 13
Submission to the Authorities
I'd forgotten what complete and unmitigated bullshit that is.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator |
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12.04.08 - 4:56 pm | #
I was wondering why your birth certificate says that your name is Belzvoqtar Qxiuxw and that you were born to parents of Neptunian origin sometime in the late 12th Century.
doncjesuis, Tina Fey fan | 12.04.08 - 4:54 pm | #
Totally bogus, I'm not a day over 600.
abyssgazer |
12.04.08 - 4:56 pm | #
Last night, on Fox News, Sean Hannity insisted that United States needs to "take out" Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Warren said he agreed. Hannity asked, "Am I advocating something dark, evil or something righteous?" Warren responded, "Well, actually, the Bible says that evil cannot be negotiated with. It has to just be stopped.... In fact, that is the legitimate role of government. The Bible says that God puts government on earth to punish evildoers. Not good-doers. Evildoers."
Warren must be an Old Testament kind of guy.
IIRC in the New Testament Jesus talks to Peter about forgiveness " you should not just forgive them once, or seven times, or seventy times, but seventy times seven.
Unrepentant Fenian |
12.04.08 - 4:57 pm | #
Romans 13 is a letter to some people.
its not, you know, the word of "god"
euphronius Jenkins
Somebody should dash off a quick paragraph about how god changed his mind and doesn't want anybody going to war or killing anybody, and that goes for you too, US Presidents. Then paper-clip it to Rick Warren's bible, a la The Simpsons. "It doesn't really go with the rest of this...but it's paper-clipped!"
Jubilation T. Cornpone |
12.04.08 - 4:57 pm | #
lol who wrote ROmans? Paul? he is such a nazi! lol
euphronius Jenkins |
12.04.08 - 4:57 pm | #
The Bible says that God puts government on earth to punish evildoers. Not good-doers. Evildoers."
He must be using the Vulgate of King George XLIII translation.
doncjesuis, Tina Fey fan |
12.04.08 - 4:57 pm | #
Thanks Meander. Does that mean that if an American woman happens to be on the wrong side of Niagara Falls when she goes into labor that her kid is Canadian?
Jill |
12.04.08 - 4:57 pm | #
Hey, don't knock wanking ok? It's sex with somebody I love. /Woody Allen
Deacon Blues at work |
12.04.08 - 4:58 pm | #
'the dollar driven life' nutjob was also defending some made up Peace group honoring W Bush's good works ...
focus, ready to go |
12.04.08 - 4:58 pm | #
Does that mean that if an American woman happens to be on the wrong side of Niagara Falls when she goes into labor that her kid is Canadian?
It apparently depends upon how old she is.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator |
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12.04.08 - 4:58 pm | #
but wait! there is more Romans 13!
8Let no debt remain outstanding, except the continuing debt to love one another, for he who loves his fellowman has fulfilled the law.
euphronius Jenkins |
12.04.08 - 4:58 pm | #
Does that mean that if an American woman happens to be on the wrong side of Niagara Falls when she goes into labor that her kid is Canadian?
Technically, dual citizen.
dan mcenroe with benefits |
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12.04.08 - 4:58 pm | #
Romans 13
Submission to the Authorities
Jesus was crucified for sedition, that is rebellion against Rome.
Unrepentant Fenian |
12.04.08 - 4:58 pm | #
Blasphemy time!
Check out the correlations on states whose residents searched Google for "jesus."
Nim, ham hock of liberty |
12.04.08 - 4:58 pm | #
The rightards are SUCH a pack of fucking crybabies.
"The Grand Old Party isn't dead yet"?
We'll fix that!
Terry C ♥s Pres. Obama |
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12.04.08 - 4:59 pm | #
God is a fan of balanced budgets.
doncjesuis, Tina Fey fan |
12.04.08 - 4:59 pm | #
Jill : Thanks Meander. Does that mean that if an American woman happens to be on the wrong side of Niagara Falls when she goes into labor that her kid is Canadian?
It's utter bullshit, but that's what they're arguing.
~
Meander |
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12.04.08 - 4:59 pm | #
Jebofascism long ago passed from annoying eccentricity to mental illness.
And there are tens of millions of these ignorant violent hate-filled people wandering around our country.
Isn't there an empty island-continent somewhere we can offer them? They really need to be isolated and shunned.
Gummo |
12.04.08 - 4:59 pm | #
Sorry. Had to go scare away a Public Jackoff Guy.
B1 Bummer |
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12.04.08 - 4:59 pm | #
Does that mean that if an American woman happens to be on the wrong side of Niagara Falls when she goes into labor that her kid is Canadian?
What if she's in a barrel going over the falls?
cosmic tumbler |
12.04.08 - 4:59 pm | #
Does that mean that if an American woman happens to be on the wrong side of Niagara Falls when she goes into labor that her kid is Canadian?
er, why is the north side the "wrong" side?
But, yes, if the kid is born in Canada, s/he has Canadian citizenship, same as in the US.
Moe Szyslak, eiditer |
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12.04.08 - 4:59 pm | #
Thanks Meander. Does that mean that if an American woman happens to be on the wrong side of Niagara Falls when she goes into labor that her kid is Canadian?
Jill | 12.04.08 - 4:57 pm | #
That's what I was wondering because even the people who are pushing this admit that Obama's mother returned to the US right away after his birth.
abyssgazer |
12.04.08 - 4:59 pm | #
Does that mean that if an American woman happens to be on the wrong side of Niagara Falls when she goes into labor that her kid is Canadian?
THAT'S the WRONG side?
Terry C ♥s Pres. Obama |
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12.04.08 - 5:00 pm | #
"The Grand Old Party isn't dead yet"?
Let me get a hammer.
~
Meander |
Homepage |
12.04.08 - 5:00 pm | #
Does that mean that if an American woman happens to be on the wrong side of Niagara Falls when she goes into labor that her kid is Canadian?
Sarah Palin," Just fly the mother, while in labor, back to her home in the USA no matter if it takes hours."
Unrepentant Fenian |
12.04.08 - 5:00 pm | #
Everyone must submit himself to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established.
Also, I would point out that, like it or not, the President of Iran is one of the governing authorities of Iran.
Chairman Mo |
12.04.08 - 5:00 pm | #
Isn't there an empty island-continent somewhere we can offer them? They really need to be isolated and shunned.
Gummo
"Nobody's home! Go away!"
--Australia
Jubilation T. Cornpone |
12.04.08 - 5:00 pm | #
Isn't there an empty island-continent somewhere we can offer them? They really need to be isolated and shunned.
Gummo
And filmed, because they'll be eating each other within six months and that's going to be some funny shit.
dan mcenroe with benefits |
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12.04.08 - 5:01 pm | #
(The Warren & Hannity clip is so creepy-evil I can't even snark about it.)
V for Virginia, Your Ad Here |
Homepage |
12.04.08 - 5:01 pm | #
Let me get a hammer
Here, I have 6-7 out in the shop, excluding sledgehammers and splitting mauls.
I'll be right back.
Barndog, retired dammit! |
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12.04.08 - 5:01 pm | #
What if the kid is born in the Panama Canal Zone?
Unrepentant Fenian
Then you're a mavericky patriot and you get to run for Preznit.
Jubilation T. Cornpone |
12.04.08 - 5:01 pm | #
THAT'S the WRONG side?
Terry C ♥s Pres. Obama | Homepage | 12.04.08 - 5:00 pm | #
Actually no, Niagara Falls NY is a terribly depressing place IIRC.
Jill |
12.04.08 - 5:02 pm | #
where should i send this album if i want to give it to atrios as a thank you for all his awesome latenight music vids?
I think he has an Amazon wish list that lets you send stuff w/o needing to know his address.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator |
Homepage |
12.04.08 - 5:02 pm | #
What if the mother is riding on the back of a swallow when she goes into labor?
dan mcenroe with benefits |
Homepage |
12.04.08 - 5:02 pm | #
also is Rick Warren claiming he lives with out sin? that he has never done evil?
euphronius Jenkins |
12.04.08 - 5:02 pm | #
I'm serious. We're talking about people who reject facts, are hostile to reason, denounce history and science, commit the most astounding atrocities yet claim the moral high ground, and want to kill, torture or jail anyone who doesn't agree with them.
Gummo |
12.04.08 - 5:02 pm | #
"Reasonable Evangelical leaders"
Gold, Jerry, it's pure comedy gold I tell ya."
Bad Art |
12.04.08 - 5:02 pm | #
wotd? how about quote of the week?
"Well, I think I was unprepared for war. I didn't campaign and say, 'Please vote for me, I'll be able to handle an attack.'"
-- George W. Bush
from doonesbury site
notaboomer, shitpile guarantor |
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12.04.08 - 5:02 pm | #
Isn't there an empty island-continent somewhere we can offer them? They really need to be isolated and shunned.
Gummo
And filmed, because they'll be eating each other within six months and that's going to be some funny shit.
dan mcenroe with benefits
Come sit over here by me.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator |
Homepage |
12.04.08 - 5:02 pm | #
Check out the correlations on states whose residents searched Google for "jesus."
Nim,
Yikes!
How many states are misranked b/c people typed "Jeebus" instead?
Jay C. |
12.04.08 - 5:03 pm | #
I'm serious. We're talking about people who reject facts, are hostile to reason, denounce history and science, commit the most astounding atrocities yet claim the moral high ground, and want to kill, torture or jail anyone who doesn't agree with them.
Gummo | 12.04.08 - 5:02 pm | # [kill][hide co
yeah. and? its an open society. you cant lock em up till they actually do that.
euphronius Jenkins |
12.04.08 - 5:03 pm | #
I think he has an Amazon wish list that lets you send stuff w/o needing to know his address.
he still has it?
notaboomer, shitpile guarantor |
Homepage |
12.04.08 - 5:04 pm | #
Check out the correlations on states whose residents searched Google for "jesus.
That could indicate a memory deficiency.
cosmic tumbler |
12.04.08 - 5:04 pm | #
yeah. and? its an open society. you cant lock em up till they actually do that.
euphronius Jenkins
The problem is, we don't lock'em up even after they atually do that.
See Bush, George W.
Gummo |
12.04.08 - 5:04 pm | #
Where are the stats on people who Googled "JAAAAAAYYYZUZZ-AH"?
Jubilation T. Cornpone |
12.04.08 - 5:05 pm | #
That could indicate a memory deficiency
I think there's more than just memory that is deficient.
Barndog, retired dammit! |
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12.04.08 - 5:05 pm | #
"The Grand Old Party isn't dead yet"?
Let me get a hammer.
~
Meander
I should have asked the idiot what the "Grand Old Party" ever did for him to make his life better.
I'd probably wouldn't get an answer - the trolls never answer me when I ask them that question.
Terry C ♥s Pres. Obama |
Homepage |
12.04.08 - 5:05 pm | #
Kids to fetch. And feed if they don't bug me to much.
Have fun, bats.
dan mcenroe with benefits |
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12.04.08 - 5:07 pm | #
I'm serious. We're talking about people who reject facts, are hostile to reason, denounce history and science, commit the most astounding atrocities yet claim the moral high ground, and want to kill, torture or jail anyone who doesn't agree with them.
Gummo
They WANT to kill, torture or jail anyone who doesn't agree with them.
MOST of them do nothing BUT talk. They're bullies and most bullies are cowards.
Terry C ♥s Pres. Obama |
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12.04.08 - 5:07 pm | #
I was wondering why your birth certificate says that your name is Belzvoqtar Qxiuxw and that you were born to parents of Neptunian origin sometime in the late 12th Century.
doncjesuis, Tina Fey fan | 12.04.08 - 4:54 pm |
At the time, I was not very impressed but now, not a day goes by without me contemplating portions of the film.
It is sort of a My Dinner With Andre type of film where very little happens but there is a great deal of talking and discussion. BUT the discussion is fascinating and intelligent.
DWD-S☮S |
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12.04.08 - 5:14 pm | #
: - : delete the spaces
: + : delete the spaces
Deacon Blues at work
Don't you have to use bold tags?
cosmic tumbler |
12.04.08 - 5:15 pm | #
Memo to: Rick Warren
Stick to the grifter-gig with your sheeple at Bareback Church and you won't have problems.
cosmosis-elect |
12.04.08 - 5:15 pm | #
You haven't been back here since the Phoenix light rail wars of '08.
Ali, endorphinized |
12.04.08 - 5:17 pm | #
: - : delete the spaces
: + : delete the spaces
Deacon Blues at work
I want a "flip them the bird" emoticon.
Terry C ♥s Pres. Obama |
Homepage |
12.04.08 - 5:17 pm | #
So, anyone here still shunning me?
GWPDA yclept Damaged Historian
NEVER. I stand in awe mostly
DWD-S☮S |
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12.04.08 - 5:17 pm | #
Wingnut Daily commentary on Romans 13:
Romans 13 appears to say this,
subsequent history shows otherwise,
therefore what Romans 13 really meant was something else.
---
Telegram Sam |
12.04.08 - 5:17 pm | #
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ GWPDA ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
So, anyone here still shunning me?
I hope I'm this silly when I get to be 103.
.
Jeffraham Prestonian |
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12.04.08 - 5:18 pm | #
I want a "flip them the bird" emoticon.
Terry C ♥s Pres. Obama
Yup. And a "rolling the eyes" one, too.
Deacon Blues at work |
12.04.08 - 5:18 pm | #
So, anyone here still shunning me?
GWPDA yclept Damaged Historian | 12.04.08 - 5:16 pm | #
Apparently, I missed something. No shunning from me.
abyssgazer |
12.04.08 - 5:18 pm | #
DWD-S☮S:
She's purty!
Terry C ♥s Pres. Obama |
Homepage |
12.04.08 - 5:18 pm | #
DWD, that looks like the perfect kind of puppy for rasslin' on the living room floor. Followed by cuddles.
Ali, endorphinized |
12.04.08 - 5:18 pm | #
So, anyone here still shunning me?
GWPDA yclept Damaged Historian
I would never shun you!
Terry C ♥s Pres. Obama |
Homepage |
12.04.08 - 5:18 pm | #
So, anyone here still shunning me? .
Why is this person whom we shall not acknowlege asking this question?
Bad Art |
12.04.08 - 5:18 pm | #
I want a "flip them the bird" emoticon.
Terry C ♥s Pres. Obama
That would definitely reduce the verbiage on this blog.
cosmic tumbler |
12.04.08 - 5:19 pm | #
Also: correlation with Jitterbug.
Barndog, retired dammit!
DWD, that looks like the perfect kind of puppy for rasslin' on the living room floor. Followed by cuddles.
Ali, endorphinized
Yes, she is going to be a fine companion for my son. She is NOT aggressive. In fact she hides when Nikki - the giant poodle puts on her mean act. (And it IS an act. She is big chicken.)
DWD-S☮S |
Homepage |
12.04.08 - 5:20 pm | #
"looking down the Barrel of Shun"
olexicon, Poochie |
12.04.08 - 5:20 pm | #
SHUNwhere over the rainbow
Deacon Blues at work |
12.04.08 - 5:21 pm | #
Someone was SHUNNING you?
V for Virginia
Amish trolls.
cosmic tumbler
Oh, yeah, those are some tough dudes. Wouldn't want to mess with 'em.
V for Virginia, Your Ad Here |
Homepage |
12.04.08 - 5:21 pm | #
Shunning doesn't work on Public Jackoff Guys.
B1 Bummer |
Homepage |
12.04.08 - 5:21 pm | #
I missed an old-fashioned Shunning Party?!
Jay C.
We're shunning you. It was unavoidable.
jac |
12.04.08 - 5:21 pm | #
This is something I have played with. Never really thought about doing much with them but I do have a series.
They look wonderful framed. It is kind of a mixed media sort of thing.
(If you can look at it without giggling, I could use an opinion.)
GWPDA, you are our shunshine.
Lenore |
12.04.08 - 5:22 pm | #
We're shunning you. It was unavoidable.
jac
Are you shunning me, or is there no news?
I want my party and I want it NOW.
V for Virginia, Your Ad Here |
Homepage |
12.04.08 - 5:22 pm | #
Pajamas Media ^ | December 4 | Carol Gould
“Pakistan Simply Has No Right to Exist.” Imagine if Pajamas Media had used that title for my article. All hell would have broken loose around the globe. Fatwas would have been flying everywhere.
I don't think anyone would have given a rat's ass what the title of your "article" was. You take yourself much too seriously.
Lime Rickey |
12.04.08 - 5:22 pm | #
Unpossible anyone shunning Auntie.
qlŞ - more lefty than you |
12.04.08 - 5:22 pm | #
We're shunning you. It was unavoidable.
jac
I never thought it'd end this way.
I at least expected a few people throwing rotting vegetables and shouting "Unclean! Unclean!"
Another time, j'espere.
Jay C. |
12.04.08 - 5:23 pm | #
Have a Pheasant Plucking Day
cosmic tumbler |
12.04.08 - 5:23 pm | #
“Pakistan Simply Has No Right to Exist.” Imagine if Pajamas Media had used that title for my article. All hell would have broken loose around the globe. Fatwas would have been flying everywhere.
Pajama's Media has a high average for Fatwa's themselves
olexicon, Poochie |
12.04.08 - 5:23 pm | #
Speaking of shunning - I think the 4 million people going to DC should turn their backs to Chimpy on Jan 20. A little difficult to organize but nothing would make me happier.
Jill |
12.04.08 - 5:23 pm | #
Fatwa for me, but not for thee.
B1 Bummer |
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12.04.08 - 5:24 pm | #
Jill: Speaking of shunning - I think the 4 million people going to DC should turn their backs to Chimpy on Jan 20. A little difficult to organize but nothing would make me happier.
He ain't gonna be there.
.
Jeffraham Prestonian |
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12.04.08 - 5:24 pm | #
Look at those legs. LOL
Jubilation T. Cornpone |
12.04.08 - 5:25 pm | #
80's Rat group "the Fatwa Boys"
olexicon, Poochie |
12.04.08 - 5:26 pm | #
Any bets Chimpy doesn't flip us all the bird when he gets on the helicopter?
B1 Bummer |
Homepage |
12.04.08 - 5:26 pm | #
He ain't gonna be there.
.
Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 12.04.08 - 5:24 pm | #
Maybe the people at the Hague can do it then.
Jill |
12.04.08 - 5:26 pm | #
Look at those legs. LOL
Jubilation T. Cornpone
and the saucer sized paws! She will be a big girl.
DWD-S☮S |
Homepage |
12.04.08 - 5:27 pm | #
Miek Duncan "Stupid Like a Fox"
Georgians refuted any notion that the ideology of the country has shifted to the left.... Notably, Chambliss won in spite of strong support by President-elect Obama and Democrat organizations for Jim Martin. Georgian's clearly sent a message that any rhetoric about a liberal mandate is nothing but hot air. [...]
In the first contest since the presidential election and what many believe is the first race of the 2010 cycle, Republicans won because we coupled a strong, conservative candidate in Saxby Chambliss with a solid ground game that reached out to millions of Georgians and turned out the vote.
olexicon, Poochie |
12.04.08 - 5:27 pm | #
Jill: Maybe the people at the Hague can do it then.
Who's gonna extract him from Paraguay?
.
Jeffraham Prestonian |
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12.04.08 - 5:27 pm | #
Anybody else notice that RW's morphed into Jerry Falwell physically to coordinate with the matchy-matchy Anti-Purple-Purse Spirituality (tm)
Auntie Meme |
12.04.08 - 5:27 pm | #
In the first contest since the presidential election and what many believe is the first race of the 2010 cycle, Republicans won
Yeah, right. Uh, this is Georgia we're talking about here.
B1 Bummer |
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12.04.08 - 5:28 pm | #
BTW, DC Statehood IS a great idea. Seriously great.
(And it would just give the Republicans the shits. Two for the price of one!)
DWD-S☮S |
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12.04.08 - 5:29 pm | #
Georgia electing a Repug? What next, Israelis electing a Jew?
Moe Szyslak, eiditer |
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12.04.08 - 5:29 pm | #
When people talk about infrastructure projects, they're
really talking about Hitler.
C of T |
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12.04.08 - 5:29 pm | #
And Now Dick "Always WronG" Morris
O'REILLY: I don't mind Hillary Clinton as secretary of state. I'm thinking she has a certain gravitas out there, and I think she's pretty tough. You would agree with that. She's tough.
MORRIS: She's -- she's tough. She's to the right of him, which is good.
O'REILLY: Right.
MORRIS: She'd be tougher on national security issues, and I think she'd be good from that point of view. My concern --
O'REILLY: All right, so you have no problem --
MORRIS: My concern -- and I think, by the way, the disclosure deal that Bill has agreed to isn't a bad one, about Dubai and all that stuff. The thing that worries me from Obama's point of view about Hillary Clinton -- let's follow your logic. Let's say there's a terror attack. And let's say Obama's popularity drops. Let's say the economy doesn't improve, and his popularity's down around 27 percent. Do you believe Hillary Clinton will run a primary against Barack Obama for president
olexicon, Poochie |
12.04.08 - 5:30 pm | #
Would somebody send Pat Robertson some pink triangle underoos for christmess this year?
B1 Bummer |
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12.04.08 - 5:30 pm | #
BTW, DC Statehood IS a great idea. Seriously great.
(And it would just give the Republicans the shits. Two for the price of one!)
DWD-S☮S
I've never understood the opposition to statehood for DC.
cosmic tumbler |
12.04.08 - 5:31 pm | #
Random Thought - Is Sara Palin in Wankerage?
Deacon Blues at work |
12.04.08 - 5:31 pm | #
Wankerage: The Magazine for Wankers! In this issue, we review Guitar Wanker III for the Wii!
B1 Bummer |
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12.04.08 - 5:32 pm | #
I've never understood the opposition to statehood for DC.
Let's say there's a terror attack. And let's say Obama's popularity drops. Let's say the economy doesn't improve, and his popularity's down around 27 percent. Do you believe Hillary Clinton will run a primary against Barack Obama for president
olexicon,
This is EXACTLY the line that our office wingnut gave me the other day. It combines two wingnut fetishes, to wit: 1) the next terror attack (sproing!), and 2) Clinton Derangement Syndrome.
She's only going along because she wants to humiliate him! It is a Clever Plan.
Jay C. |
12.04.08 - 5:33 pm | #
The Great Album by AC/DC
WANKERAGE
olexicon, Poochie |
12.04.08 - 5:33 pm | #
That's because she's a Symbionese Lesbian Sex Vampire and Obama is a reptilian annunaki lizard thing from Neptune.
B1 Bummer |
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12.04.08 - 5:34 pm | #
Oh my, now I can politely ask my colleague how it feels to be in agreement with toe-sucking jackass Dick Morris. Excellent.
Jay C. |
12.04.08 - 5:34 pm | #
Arthur and I had to go to the bank to fund Los Tomas' aguinaldo. It's a sorry thing that the Socialist Mexicans guarantee this to every single worker, and in the US - and in Canada - it all becomes an employer-based gratuity. A pourboire, a kindness.
GWPDA yclept Damaged Historian |
12.04.08 - 5:34 pm | #
She's only going along because she wants to humiliate him! It is a Clever Plan.
Jay C.
And she shares the Title for "History's Greatest Monster" with him
olexicon, Poochie |
12.04.08 - 5:34 pm | #
I've never understood the opposition to statehood for DC.
They haz teh Blak Peepulz dere.
ThinlyVeiled |
12.04.08 - 5:34 pm | #
Let's say there's a terror attack. And let's say Obama's popularity drops. Let's say the economy doesn't improve, and his popularity's down around 27 percent. Do you believe Hillary Clinton will run a primary against Barack Obama for president
Sounds like an adolescent wingnut wet dream.
cosmic tumbler |
12.04.08 - 5:34 pm | #
It's about even with Let There Be Wank.
B1 Bummer |
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12.04.08 - 5:35 pm | #
"For those about to Wank (We Slaute you)"
olexicon, Poochie |
12.04.08 - 5:35 pm | #
and his popularity's down around 27 percent.
Still exceeding the Chimp's popularity btw...
Deacon Blues at work |
12.04.08 - 5:35 pm | #
"Whole Lotta Wankie"
"WankBreak"
"YoU Wanked me All night long"
olexicon, Poochie |
12.04.08 - 5:36 pm | #
Yeah, and it requires one to begin from the proposition that Sec'y Clinton is acting in bad faith, and Obama is going along with it.
Jay C. |
12.04.08 - 5:36 pm | #
Hecate's message last evening is the latest. I'll be looking at possibilities on the 18th, unless Steve finds something in the meantime.
jac |
12.04.08 - 5:38 pm | #
Yeah, and it requires one to begin from the proposition that Sec'y Clinton is acting in bad faith, and Obama is going along with it.
Even to the point of allowing her to continue as SoS while she runs against him. Morris is deranged, and I'm not buying the Twinkie defense.
cosmic tumbler |
12.04.08 - 5:38 pm | #
And the wanker boys sing
fap fa-fap fap fap fa fapfapfap . . .
B1 Bummer |
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12.04.08 - 5:38 pm | #
Dr. GWPDA teh book has been in a box for a week. First I was broke, then my car broke, then I had Exciting! Medical! Adventures! all week.
Soon. I didn't forget.
V for Virginia, Your Ad Here |
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12.04.08 - 5:38 pm | #
Wank in Black
olexicon, Poochie |
12.04.08 - 5:39 pm | #
jac OK, thanks
V for Virginia, Your Ad Here |
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12.04.08 - 5:39 pm | #
Wank in the Saddle Again
Deacon Blues at work |
12.04.08 - 5:39 pm | #
This is EXACTLY the line that our office wingnut gave me the other day. It combines two wingnut fetishes, to wit: 1) the next terror attack (sproing!), and 2) Clinton Derangement Syndrome.
Jay C.
Three. 3) I'm so traumatized by the present political circumstances, I'm out-of-body and in a holding pattern for 2012.
Telegram Sam |
12.04.08 - 5:39 pm | #
Well they made that one up out of whole cloth. If that's true, there are a whole lot of non-citizens.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator | Homepage | 12.04.08 - 4:55 pm | #
If BHO had been born outside the U.S. in 1961 (as, for example, in Kenya), he would be considered a U.S. citizen only if his mother was age 19 or older under the law in effect at that time. The law has since been revised.
However, since he was born in Hawaii, it's a moot point.
Soprano, sempre libera |
12.04.08 - 5:42 pm | #
Warren responded, "Well, actually, the Bible says that evil cannot be negotiated with. It has to just be stopped.... In fact, that is the legitimate role of government. The Bible says that God puts government on earth to punish evildoers. Not good-doers. Evildoers."
Since I define evil in terms of asshats like Warren, the Bible has explictly endorsed "taking out" shit like Warren.
Facile, n'est pas?
Apprentice to Darth Holden |
12.04.08 - 5:43 pm | #
You know, while all these wingnuts yip and shriek about BHO's birth certificate, BHO is busy filling out his cabinet, formulating policy, and preparing to run the country.
That and the fact that Jeffrey Skilling is in prison are what sustains me.
Suck it, wingnuts!
res ipsa loquitur |
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12.04.08 - 5:45 pm | #
' guess the big issue that’s being raised is the lack of an embossed seal and a signature,” Okubo said, pointing out that in Hawaii, both those things are on the back of the document. “Because they scanned the front … you wouldn’t see those things.'
Everybody have fun tonight!
Everybody wank chung tonight!
Deacon Blues at work |
12.04.08 - 5:46 pm | #
Wanking nine to five.
Moe Szyslak, eiditer |
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12.04.08 - 5:46 pm | #
I am out of wankitude. BBL.
Ali, endorphinized |
12.04.08 - 5:47 pm | #
Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself a wank.
B1 Bummer |
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12.04.08 - 5:47 pm | #
midnight at the owankwis
Kidnap |
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12.04.08 - 5:47 pm | #
JP - you should be in touch with SFShiba Dad in the design of the forthcoming Puppies Calendar.
GWPDA yclept Damaged Historian |
12.04.08 - 5:47 pm | #
wankcrafted in rich, Corrrrrrrrrinthian leather!
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Grand Moff Texan |
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12.04.08 - 5:48 pm | #
Wank Three Times on the Ceiling...
noblejoanie |
12.04.08 - 5:48 pm | #
Setting aside the moral issue, it is a demoralizing sign of Burrrning Stoopit that none of these clowns seem to realize that Ahmedinejad actually doesn't have any real power. He exists only to be a thumb in the eye of Western Leaders with his outrageous statements, and needs no other treatment than to be ignored and occasionally ridiculed. just like our troolz.
blerb |
12.04.08 - 5:48 pm | #
a wank in the life
Kidnap |
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12.04.08 - 5:48 pm | #
Wank goodness I just got here.
mer |
12.04.08 - 5:48 pm | #
Wankese Democracy
Here comes yoru Wank
Let's go Wany
Insane in the Wank
Wank in Hell
The Wanky Gurdy Man
Wanko Killer
Wankcome to the Jungle
Wanklate City
Bizarre Wank Triangle
olexicon, Poochie |
12.04.08 - 5:50 pm | #
but this one reminded me of Ceiling Cat.
Ali
It reminded me to do my kegels.
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Grand Moff Texan |
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12.04.08 - 5:50 pm | #
Okubo said, pointing out that in Hawaii, both those things are on the back of the document. “Because they scanned the front … you wouldn’t see those things
Reminds me of the wingnuts who were jumping up and down like Homer Simpson prior to a chili festival about some document concerning one of the many CDS episodes of the 90's where all the questions they said were not answered by the document were indeed answered on the back of it, which conveniently was not photocopied.
Apprentice to Darth Holden |
12.04.08 - 5:50 pm | #
It reminded me to do my kegels.
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Grand Moff Texan
Yes, the ceiling was too long ago to remember.
cosmic tumbler |
12.04.08 - 5:51 pm | #
Setting aside the moral issue, it is a demoralizing sign of Burrrning Stoopit that none of these clowns seem to realize that Ahmedinejad actually doesn't have any real power. He exists only to be a thumb in the eye of Western Leaders with his outrageous statements, and needs no other treatment than to be ignored and occasionally ridiculed. just like our troolz.
blerb
So he's equal to Hannity and Warren, except he's got a government job.
Rmj, Theologist in Chief |
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12.04.08 - 5:51 pm | #
Born to Wank
C of T |
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12.04.08 - 5:51 pm | #
Good King Wankeslas
blerb |
12.04.08 - 5:51 pm | #
Well, I would wank five hundred miles..
Ali, endorphinized |
12.04.08 - 5:51 pm | #
Un-wanked-in S H E E T S
Deacon Blues at work |
12.04.08 - 5:51 pm | #
How about LarryElvis?
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Jeffraham Prestonian |
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12.04.08 - 5:51 pm | #
Even I didn't think Loud Obbs was stupid enough to join the Christmas war:
PC War: ACLU is at it Again
It’s time again for the ACLU’s annual assault on Christmas and religious symbols displayed across the country. President of the Family Research Council, Tony Perkins, and Lou discuss the issue and much more.
Lumpenprolitariot |
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12.04.08 - 5:52 pm | #
Wanking Back to Saskatoon
olexicon, Poochie |
12.04.08 - 5:53 pm | #
So he's equal to Hannity and Warren, except he's got a government job.
Ding ding ding ding ding!
Opposite sides of the same wank.
Apprentice to Darth Holden |
12.04.08 - 5:53 pm | #
The Cover of "Wanking Stone"
One Wank over the Line
olexicon, Poochie |
12.04.08 - 5:53 pm | #
I Am The Wankrus
Wanking Lane
Wanking Fields
I Want to Hold Your Wank
She Wanks Me Yeah Yeah Yeah
Wank Me Do
I Saw Her Wanking There
Twist and Wank
A Hard Day's Wank
Lucy in the Sky Wanking
C of T |
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12.04.08 - 5:54 pm | #
Unchained wank.
Also, Rick Warren - solvent or not?
Discuss.
quakerboy; darned bad intellig |
12.04.08 - 6:03 pm | #
Warren responded, "Well, actually, the Bible says that evil cannot be negotiated with. It has to just be stopped.... In fact, that is the legitimate role of government. The Bible says that God puts government on earth to punish evildoers. Not good-doers. Evildoers."
When one bases their worldview around the poorly-understood mythologies of ancient, violent, mysoginistic cultures, one can pretend those mythologies say anything one might want them to say...
Seraphiel |
12.04.08 - 7:03 pm | #
One wonderful benefit of the Obama years will be not having to give a **** what people like Warren think.
bob h |
12.05.08 - 7:30 am | #