Cut off at third
Supreme Commander Thor |
12.27.08 - 4:38 pm | #
if it's a holiday, why am i at work?
stoat |
12.27.08 - 4:38 pm | #
So has it been low trolling today? I've been trying to find a bat Webkinz the last hour or so.
Supreme Commander Thor |
12.27.08 - 4:39 pm | #
Uncle Blodge,
I missed you on xmas, but I hope your natal day was v enjoyable. Course, we will actually celebrate it on June 25th.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator |
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12.27.08 - 4:39 pm | #
if it's a holiday, why am i at work?
stoat | 12.27.08 - 4:38 pm | #
Wine, wine, wine. That's all you do.
Gromit, sell by 1993 |
12.27.08 - 4:40 pm | #
Brought up from the recently departed (ex parrot) thread:
From Greenwald today:
In fairness to Calderone and his comrades in the political press, our media currently covers a country that has very few substantial problems and an administration that is renowned around the world for being competent, honest, conventional and quite uncontroversial.
For our local trolls, everything in italics above also is within sarcasm tags.
Apprentice to Darth Holden |
12.27.08 - 4:41 pm | #
Wine, wine, wine. That's all you do.
Gromit, sell by 1993
I am making the boys pancakes and sausages for dinner. I think most of the food groups are covered. The pork and maple groups are important.
trifecta |
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12.27.08 - 4:45 pm | #
Taken just moments ago!
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Jeffraham Prestonian |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 4:45 pm | #
Wine, wine, wine. That's all you do.
Gromit, sell by 1993
praise cheeses!
stoat
beer with it 'til we can whiskey away.
ina, unwrapped |
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12.27.08 - 4:45 pm | #
Did you speak to your pa about flirting online with all the hot chicks last night?
Yes, but apparently it went in one ear and out the other. That old goat.
NTodd, Moral CompASS |
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12.27.08 - 4:46 pm | #
I am excited about who NTodd's new stepmom may be!
trifecta |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 4:46 pm | #
So has it been low trolling today? Supreme Commander Thor
Any trolling is too much.
Terry C - Post-Xmas Blues |
12.27.08 - 4:46 pm | #
if it's a holiday, why am i at work?
stoat
Dedication to service?
Capitalist leech preying upon the lives of the workers?
Like living indoors and eating food?
So many possibilities . . .
V for Virginia, Boxing |
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12.27.08 - 4:46 pm | #
I am making the boys pancakes and sausages for dinner. I think most of the food groups are covered. The pork and maple groups are important.
Don't forget chocolate cake and grapefruit juice!
NTodd, Moral CompASS |
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12.27.08 - 4:46 pm | #
beer with it 'til we can whiskey away.
Any port in the storm, says Sherry.
montag |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 4:46 pm | #
Hey Uncle B
Sallyh, Sad Grandmere |
12.27.08 - 4:46 pm | #
I am excited about who NTodd's new stepmom may be!
Let's not get ahead of ourselves. I need to get more money from NTodd's Pa before he starts blowing it on the Single Lovelies of Eschaton.
NTodd, Moral CompASS |
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12.27.08 - 4:47 pm | #
I think most of the food groups are covered. The pork and maple groups are important.
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Pfft. It's much more general than that: salt, sugar, grease, starch. And you're covered!
mena |
12.27.08 - 4:48 pm | #
Did you speak to your pa about flirting online with all the hot chicks last night?
(Go NTodd's Pa!)
Gromit, sell by
NTodd's Pa is one good looking sonofagun, I'll tell you what.
Of course, I'm basing this on his FB photo; maybe that was in the wallet when he bought it.
V for Virginia, Boxing |
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12.27.08 - 4:48 pm | #
Did you speak to your pa about flirting online with all the hot chicks last night?
ALL of the hot chicks? I wasn't here dammit, and I was good during the movie, BTW!
ms fahrenheit/stop the wars |
12.27.08 - 4:48 pm | #
Chocolate cake is an essential part of a good breakfast.
Sallyh, Sad Grandmere |
12.27.08 - 4:50 pm | #
tri it needs the fruit group; I suggest strawberry jelly beans or calvados or something.
V for Virginia, Boxing |
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12.27.08 - 4:51 pm | #
NTodd's Pa is one good looking sonofagun, I'll tell you what.
Of course, I'm basing this on his FB photo; maybe that was in the wallet when he bought it.
V for Virginia, Boxing
I saw that FB photo. He is very good looking.
Terry C - Post-Xmas Blues |
12.27.08 - 4:51 pm | #
Dripping furiously outside, and my mail is froze. Ick.
mena |
12.27.08 - 4:51 pm | #
74° is the temperature when the sweatshirt I slept in has to come off.
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Jeffraham Prestonian |
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12.27.08 - 4:51 pm | #
Bill Cosby: Chocolate cake for breakfast
Outta my haid!
V for Virginia, Boxing |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 4:51 pm | #
I have no idea how Gomez thought he could fuck over a beloved member of our community and get away with it.
Delusional thinking at its finest.
Sallyh, Sad Grandmere
It sure sounds like he did. But would it kill you to wait until you hear his side, if he cares to bare it all teh way you seem to love to do? That is, if he chooses to post it here. This all sounds highly personal. And while if what you say hapopened to you really happened Vicki, I'm sorry it did, then at the same time, don't post any more of that crap about not kissing and telling, because you are laying your problems out there for all.
And hoping that they all jump on your side. And they all might be right. But whem you are asking people to stand by you in something that happened between two people, I don't think it right.
Sorry, just my opinion.
General Zod | 12.27.08 - 4:49 pm | #
General Zod |
12.27.08 - 4:51 pm | #
ALL of the hot chicks? I wasn't here dammit, and I was good during the movie, BTW!
ms fahrenheit/stop the wars
How are we supposed to keep our heads? It's like 49 of the Ms DFH contestants invade the place and we're supposed to notice that Ms California is missing?
Gromit, sell by 1993 |
12.27.08 - 4:53 pm | #
tri it needs the fruit group; I suggest strawberry jelly beans or calvados or something.
Could always spread strawberry preserves on the pancakes with a little powdered sugar....
That takes care of the fruit group.
montag |
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12.27.08 - 4:53 pm | #
Comment by General Zod blocked.
Terry C - Post-Xmas Blues |
12.27.08 - 4:53 pm | #
Actually I'd LOVE to hear the other side of it.
Guaranteed laugh riot.
V for Virginia, Boxing |
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12.27.08 - 4:53 pm | #
I think we're going to have to wait and listen to Gomez's side of the story.
rooster
I just have to say something here: I'm not sure that he *has* a "side of the story." The reason I say that is that he blindsided me with deception. We hadn't been fighting, he had just talked to me about getting married again last week, and he told me he wanted to open presents together on Christmas, and that he was going to his parents' on Christmas Day. And then I get a text on Christmas morning that he's in Hawaii.
This is a pretty fucking clear cut case of deception and lies, and no matter how you slice it, I don't think he has a side that flies, unless defending deception and lies is up your alley.
What could he possibly say? "I didn't tell her I was going to Hawaii with my secretary because I knew she'd be pissed, especially when I've been telling her for eight months that I'm coming to see her as soon as I have the time and the money?"
Everything I'm telling here is the honest to goodness truth, and if someone can find some angle as to why it's a good thing that he pulled this off, I'm all ears. I've looked at it from every which way but loose, and I can't find one.
Vicki, profoundly pissed off |
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12.27.08 - 4:54 pm | #
Actually I'd LOVE to hear the other side of it.
Guaranteed laugh riot.
Could probably fertilize a lot of greenspace with all of THAT bullshit.
Terry C - Post-Xmas Blues |
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12.27.08 - 4:54 pm | #
NTodd I wish you'd go to Scramble/play live/library 4X4 and show 'em how it's done once in a while.
I hate getting pounded to dust by strangers.
V for Virginia, Boxing |
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12.27.08 - 4:55 pm | #
I think we're going to have to wait and listen to Gomez's side of the story.
rooster
I think YOU need to blow it out your ass.
Terry C - Post-Xmas Blues |
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12.27.08 - 4:55 pm | #
Any trolling is too much.
Terry C - Post-Xmas Blues
Very true. The best trolling is no trolling.
Supreme Commander Thor |
12.27.08 - 4:55 pm | #
Vicki, rooster's wrong. There is no 'other' side.
Dog, I hate people sometimes.
Sallyh, Sad Grandmere |
12.27.08 - 4:56 pm | #
I've looked at it from every which way but loose, and I can't find one.
Yup, even the Evil Twin excuse wouldn't work in this situation.
Gromit, sell by 1993 |
12.27.08 - 4:56 pm | #
Hugs, Vicki. You really don't have to explain anything.
mena |
12.27.08 - 4:56 pm | #
I think we're going to have to wait and listen to Gomez's side of the story.
rooster
Yeah, we come to snuff the rooster--
Supreme Commander Thor |
12.27.08 - 4:56 pm | #
Very true. The best trolling is no trolling.
Particularly when it's Cali The Pig.
Terry C - Post-Xmas Blues |
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12.27.08 - 4:57 pm | #
I'm thinking more coffee, and I'll be ready for anything.
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Jeffraham Prestonian |
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12.27.08 - 4:57 pm | #
Yeah, we come to snuff the rooster--
Do you guys hire for outside jobs?
Sallyh, Sad Grandmere |
12.27.08 - 4:58 pm | #
"rooster"
Kind of says it all.
Terry C - Post-Xmas Blues |
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12.27.08 - 4:58 pm | #
Zod, for the record, I don't care who loves or hates me, or sides with me, or not.
I wouldn't have posted anything here, except I was worried about him, and someone happened to ask about whether or not I found him right before he sent me the text. I'm sorry it doesn't line up in your world view, but it is what it is.
I don't lie.
Vicki, profoundly pissed off |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 4:59 pm | #
Junior Army officer breakfast of champions:
Cold leftover pizza and warm leftover beer.
Apprentice to Darth Holden |
12.27.08 - 4:59 pm | #
Forensic Files is not as fun as badboyzbadboyz.
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Jeffraham Prestonian |
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12.27.08 - 5:00 pm | #
Junior Army officer breakfast of champions:
Cold leftover pizza and warm leftover beer.
Apprentice to Darth Holden A college favorite, too.
Deacon Blues |
12.27.08 - 5:00 pm | #
[glares]
ms fahrenheit/stop the wars |
12.27.08 - 5:01 pm | #
And hoping that they all jump on your side. And they all might be right. But whem you are asking people to stand by you in something that happened between two people, I don't think it right.
The dude texted her on Christmas fucking day that he and his secretary are in Hawaii. After he said he couldn't be in MI with Vicki on Christmas fucking day.
Sorry, just my opinion.
A gratuitous one at that. You sure are sorry, motherfucker.
billy b |
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12.27.08 - 5:03 pm | #
Just a note from earlier:
The suggestions worked with a different cage. However, the little girl cat was far more ill than we thought. She has peace now.
EkCenTriK |
12.27.08 - 5:03 pm | #
Yup, even the Evil Twin excuse wouldn't work in this situation.
Gromit, sell by 1993 | 12.27.08 - 4:56 pm | #
i could probably come up with one. but then, i write bizarre fiction.
dirk gently, sociopathetic |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:03 pm | #
Yup, even the Evil Twin excuse wouldn't work in this situation.
Gromit, sell by 1993 | 12.27.08 - 4:56 pm | #
i could probably come up with one. but then, i write bizarre fiction.
Aliens abducted him, took him to Hawaii, made him sit in a hotel bar, and listen to a bad Don Ho imitator.
Doug |
12.27.08 - 5:05 pm | #
Oh, Ek. You did a good thing. I'm sorry.
mena |
12.27.08 - 5:05 pm | #
i could probably come up with one. but then, i write bizarre fiction.
Aliens abducted him, took him to Hawaii, made him sit in a hotel bar, and listen to a bad Don Ho imitator.
Then ran into Lilo and Stitch and went lolo surfing.
Supreme Commander Thor |
12.27.08 - 5:06 pm | #
Forensic Files is not as fun as badboyzbadboyz.
Doan like "Cops".
Terry C - Post-Xmas Blues |
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12.27.08 - 5:06 pm | #
Wine, wine, wine. That's all you do.
Gromit, sell by 1993
Spodee-o-dee, pass that bottle to me!
David Derbes, done till Jan! |
12.27.08 - 5:07 pm | #
The suggestions worked with a different cage. However, the little girl cat was far more ill than we thought. She has peace now.
Oh, so sorry to hear that
Poor little thing.
Terry C - Post-Xmas Blues |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:07 pm | #
Aliens abducted him, took him to Hawaii, made him sit in a hotel bar, and listen to a bad Don Ho imitator.
Doug | 12.27.08 - 5:05 pm | #
too easy.
and, unfair to aliens.
religious cult brainwashers with nefarious political aims, i suspect.
Oh gad, I'm having adventures in auto repair. I left the dome light on, a few days ago on one of the vehicles, drained the battery totally flat, and it doesn't seem to want to hold a charge. Oh well, I'm heading off to Auto Zone.
Doug |
12.27.08 - 5:07 pm | #
She has peace now.
EkCenTriK | 12.27.08 - 5:03 pm | #
aw, poor kitty. at least someone was caring for her at the end. thanks for that, ek.
dirk gently, sociopathetic |
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12.27.08 - 5:09 pm | #
Oh, Ek. You did a good thing. I'm sorry.
mena
Yes, you did.
Terry C - Post-Xmas Blues |
12.27.08 - 5:09 pm | #
Wheeeeeeeeeeee - my neighbor gave me Christmas tamales!
Looking for some type of substance were we?
Barndog, relieved |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:09 pm | #
I am excited about who NTodd's new stepmom may be!
trifecta | Homepage | 12.27.08 - 4:46 pm | #
Me too! So many lovely ladies, so little time...
NToddsPa |
12.27.08 - 5:09 pm | #
one more load of laundry and i'm done.
dirk gently, sociopathetic |
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12.27.08 - 5:09 pm | #
I was under the impression the Gomez thing had long been over. I remember post mortems about the relationship being written months ago. Just thank god he didn't run to Hawaii with another woman from Eschaton.
rooster |
12.27.08 - 5:10 pm | #
Me too! So many lovely ladies, so little time...
NToddsPa
What time should I be there? And, what should I bring to accompany those tamales?
Barndog, relieved |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:10 pm | #
Well, I'll tell you what: I never liked him. I thought he was just a big troll, and then he went away, and I got whiplash because it seemed like all of a sudden he wasn't really a troll, and after that I began to question my own troll-spotting abilities.
Glad that's over. I don't wish unhappiness or pain on anyone, including him, but I'm glad I don't have to think about him any more.
Larkspur |
12.27.08 - 5:10 pm | #
You've got ticks up there. Never seen one on Speeder. Though the other doggies got ticks in Montana, he never got them up there either.
Doug |
12.27.08 - 5:10 pm | #
would it kill you to wait until you hear his side, if he cares to bare it all teh way you seem to love to do?
I don't think we need to hear it, really, but I'd sure love to.
NTodd, Moral CompASS |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:11 pm | #
Yes I was doing that.
Howdidya guess?
Doug |
12.27.08 - 5:12 pm | #
Me too! So many lovely ladies, so little time...
NToddsPa
I'd better set up Net Nanny on his computer...
NTodd, Moral CompASS |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:12 pm | #
The nice thang about scooters: No dome light.
The not-so-nice thang about scooters: No roof.
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Jeffraham Prestonian |
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12.27.08 - 5:13 pm | #
actually, i personally didn't need to hear either side.
vicki, i'm sure i'm not alone saying this: i'd stand by you no matter what. even though we've only met in e-space, after a while one learns the character of people here. especially the ones who post about their own lives.
drier stopped - back after folding.
dirk gently, sociopathetic |
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12.27.08 - 5:13 pm | #
Oh gad, I'm having adventures in auto repair. I left the dome light on, a few days ago on one of the vehicles, drained the battery totally flat, and it doesn't seem to want to hold a charge. Oh well, I'm heading off to Auto Zone.
Doug
Went through bezackly the same thing this week, except my beloved child left the dome light on.
Willendorf Venus |
12.27.08 - 5:14 pm | #
send one to cali.
ronjazz |
12.27.08 - 5:14 pm | #
Ticks. Ticks! I'm currently staying with a beloved elderly Golden who is so sweet, but really doesn't like being combed, so I have to bribe her with bitty bits of fine treats. I got some combing done today, and killed one big about-to-pounce tick ded ded ded. One down, eleventy-seven jillion to go.
Larkspur |
12.27.08 - 5:14 pm | #
Yes I was doing that.
Howdidya guess?
Just a hunch.
Barndog, relieved |
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12.27.08 - 5:15 pm | #
What time should I be there? And, what should I bring to accompany those tamales?
Hmmmmmm.... I should go start the water boiling to steam them, hunh. Say, 5.30? Bring beer.
Doug, we get these damned brown ticks in on the irrigation. Up until two months ago, standard tick collars were working fine - I'd switched to those from Frontline cause that seemed to make Arthur a little nutty (calling QVC and ordering lingerie, that sort of thing.) Then, the collar didn't work and Arthur got overtaken by ticks - horrible, appalling. Couldn't get them off him - Frontline only marginally effective, a tick bath only slightly - but this PrevenTic collar is working as advertised. Kills all the ticks within the first 48 hours and within first 24 prevents any new ones attaching. I've just been curry combing out all the dead ones. Icky, but so gratifying.
So... would you take on a scooter courier that had a bitchin' tattoo up his neck?
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Jeffraham Prestonian |
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12.27.08 - 5:15 pm | #
Picked up the most beautiful plants at Home Depot you've ever seen in your life just now for about half price. (First I had them call the gardening manager. Always go to the top. Don't fool with the cashier.) I couldn't talk them down on the pansies because they're on consignment but the camellia belongs to them and I said: as scraggly as these pansies look (they just need water which they're getting from the rain now) and it's late in the season, mark the camellia down then. And he was like, "Look, the most I can do is down to $10." I said, let me have it for $3 and I'll take all of this as much money as I spend here. (I spend too much money in there with my containers and all and I picked up another one of those.)
This it the prettiest little camellia blooming tree you've ever seen. Too small to bloom yet but it will. They love shade like on my patio and acidic soil which my organics are in my containers. It's slightly pinkish white. They had tons of the red already blooming but this was the only one they had like this and was perfect for me. It's named Ave Maria Camellia.
2OżO9 |
12.27.08 - 5:15 pm | #
I was under the impression the Gomez thing had long been over. I remember post mortems about the relationship being written months ago.
I decided not to discuss the relationship on the blog due to the grief I was getting for it and asked him not to, so we refrained for months. That's why everything was kept quiet, so as not to evoke people's comments one way or another. It was the same with krsaz. Decided not to push it.
The only reason I mentioned it at all was because I was concerned, and then when I got the text, I was shocked.
But I'm sick to death of being beaten up for talking about it/not talking about it. It is what it is. Even if people hate that phrase: it is what it is.
Vicki, profoundly pissed off |
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12.27.08 - 5:15 pm | #
So... would you take on a scooter courier that had a bitchin' tattoo up his neck?
I suggest a stun stick for doing this courier thing.
Just a little extra protection.
Barndog, relieved |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:16 pm | #
So... would you take on a scooter courier that had a bitchin' tattoo up his neck?
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Jeffraham Prestonian
Hot or not?
Willendorf Venus |
12.27.08 - 5:16 pm | #
And the PrevenTic collar WORKS!
...and the ticks are getting nervous.
Gromit, sell by 1993 |
12.27.08 - 5:16 pm | #
The only ticks I see are ones with major attitude. Not scared of nothin.
Larkspur |
12.27.08 - 5:17 pm | #
Willendorf Venus: Hot or not?
Eh, well, he's not my type. He's youngish, thin, about my height (5' 9") and looks a little like the guy on SNL that plays Obama, but shorter, and the tattoo.
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Jeffraham Prestonian |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:18 pm | #
The only ticks I see are ones with major attitude. Not scared of nothin.
Larkspur | 12.27.08 - 5:17 pm | #
tic-TOC damnit! tic-TOC!!
(i don't even remember from whence that comes)
dirk gently, sociopathetic |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:18 pm | #
And he goes by his last name, only.
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Jeffraham Prestonian |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:19 pm | #
Doug: I don't know where you live, I don't know how old your battery is, and I don't know how long the dome light was left on.
In my limited experience, the dome light wouldn't kill the battery even after eight hours, even if it was pretty cold the car should still start.
So I think you need a new battery. Short term pain prevents long term misery. Batteries at best are good for five years, maybe less in rough climates like Chicago.
Few things lousier than needing a new battery in e.g. Greenville, MS on a Sunday afternoon, and I speak from experience.
David Derbes, done till Jan! |
12.27.08 - 5:19 pm | #
Vicki, you get to decide what you say or don't say. You're an adult. If people don't like it they don't have to read it, if they want to know details you don't want to discuss, it's your right to refuse to gratify their curiosity. That's really about all there is to it. You get to decide these things.
Anthony McCarthy |
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12.27.08 - 5:20 pm | #
But I'm sick to death of being beaten up for talking about it/not talking about it. It is what it is. Even if people hate that phrase: it is what it is.
Given that people have beaten you up for the same shit they talk about, I'd say that you're in the clear. Really, it's all about personal choices and boundaries--they're all different, and judging somebody by how they choose to share is fucking ridiculous. You keep talking, lady.
NTodd, Moral CompASS |
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12.27.08 - 5:20 pm | #
So... would you take on a scooter courier that had a bitchin' tattoo up his neck?
"take on" as in hire? as a roommate? or in a fight?
i think i'd need more info in any case.
dirk gently, sociopathetic |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:20 pm | #
Oh, EkCenTrik,so sorry.
You're a prince for taking care of her.
V for Virginia, Boxing |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:20 pm | #
Yeah. If the battery won't hold a charge, it has a dead cell, at least. Trade that puppy in for a fresh 'un.
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Jeffraham Prestonian |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:20 pm | #
And he goes by his last name, only.
You mean like Tonks?
Apprentice to Darth Holden |
12.27.08 - 5:21 pm | #
dirk gently: "take on" as in hire? as a roommate? or in a fight?
i think i'd need more info in any case.
Hire (independent contractor, of course).
In fact, since he's an early rider, I could play dispatcher, for the time being...
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Jeffraham Prestonian |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:22 pm | #
Early RISER, I means.
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Jeffraham Prestonian |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:23 pm | #
In my limited experience, the dome light wouldn't kill the battery even after eight hours, even if it was pretty cold the car should still start.
The battery was pretty new, and is the "interstate" brand. But the dome light was one several days without me running the auto. I guess since I was riding around with the wife or son, I or them was driving one of their autos which are newer than mine. When running the Cherokee is very functional, but rough and rattly to ride in, since a good part of it's life it's been driven on frozen and unpaved roads.
Doug |
12.27.08 - 5:23 pm | #
But I'm sick to death of being beaten up for talking about it/not talking about it. It is what it is. Even if people hate that phrase: it is what it is.
Vicki, profoundly pissed off | Homepage | 12.27.08 - 5:15 pm | #
See, never pick up on something with another man or woman on a blog. It usually doesn't work out. I wanted to tell you. Yeah, for some time, I considered pursuing something with NTodd but those things just never work out so it's best left alone.
2OżO9 |
12.27.08 - 5:23 pm | #
Early RISER, I means
That's what YOU say.
Barndog, relieved |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:23 pm | #
You keep talking, lady.
Yep. We got your back, gf.
billy b |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:24 pm | #
My scooter guy says this is an AWESOME idea, IHO. And he thinks he can toss another couple of part-time scooter ppl my way, too.
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Jeffraham Prestonian |
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12.27.08 - 5:24 pm | #
So I think you need a new battery.
they are pretty easy to test.
does it charge? up to the recommended voltage? does it maintain voltage under a load? autozone should have a load meter with which to check it at no charge before you buy a new one.
here's why: when i was working auto parts, a guy came in and bought a battery. he didn't have the old one and didn't want any advice from some hippy kid store manager by god. an hour later, unable to start the car, he came back and threw the battery through our front display window.
asshole. the battery was fine. i suspect his starter was cooked.
dirk gently, sociopathetic |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:25 pm | #
It looks like soon JP will be the 'man', the guy we all have to hate.
Doug, the only battery in AZ that'll even come close to a 60 month life is Interstate. I once got 50 months out of one! Take it in, replace it - pay the $2.00.
GWPDA yclept Damaged Historian |
12.27.08 - 5:26 pm | #
But I'm sick to death of being beaten up for talking about it/not talking about it. It is what it is. Even if people hate that phrase: it is what it is.
Beaten up by who? We're your friends and we've got your back.
Anyone who can't deal with that - screw 'em!
Terry C - Post-Xmas Blues |
12.27.08 - 5:27 pm | #
sounds like JP is about to become "the boss"
"the man"
"the big fat cat"
maybe someday he'll get a bailout.
dirk gently, sociopathetic |
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12.27.08 - 5:27 pm | #
The batteries (2) in my GMC diesel are fine going on 6 yrs.
I suspect it's got to do with the 145 amp alternator, and having the system from the factory set up for a snowplow/RV.
Barndog, relieved |
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12.27.08 - 5:28 pm | #
Doug: It looks like soon JP will be the 'man', the guy we all have to hate.
Naw, as long as I can pay expenses and clear enough to pay rent, food, etc., I'm happy to sit on any excesses to pay out as bonuses, help w/repairs on scooters, etc.
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Jeffraham Prestonian |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:28 pm | #
History squishes Bush with a shoe
Deacon Blues |
12.27.08 - 5:28 pm | #
I tend to be suspicious of any battery, regardless of the brand.
It's the one piece of modern tech that's not gotten much further than 17th century tech once you get beyond the pretty plastic cases they come in.
It's always cheaper to start with the battery with any starting issues with a car. The other problem is that I've been charging the battery with a very old and flakey trickle charger, which is the other reason to go to auto zone, to get another one of those.
Doug |
12.27.08 - 5:29 pm | #
And the PrevenTic collar WORKS!
GWPDA yclept Damaged Historian
send one to cali.
ronjazz
A flamethrower would work better.
Terry C - Post-Xmas Blues |
12.27.08 - 5:30 pm | #
With napalm in the tanks.
Barndog, relieved |
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12.27.08 - 5:30 pm | #
Naw, as long as I can pay expenses and clear enough to pay rent, food, etc., I'm happy to sit on any excesses to pay out as bonuses, help w/repairs on scooters, etc.
yeah, that's how carnegie started out too. but as time went on, his expenses magically grew along with his income. once you are paying $100,000 a month for that nice mansion you won't have much left over for part-time scooterdudes' bonuses.
dirk gently, sociopathetic |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:31 pm | #
sounds like JP is about to become "the boss"
"the man"
"the big fat cat"
"Top dog"
"Big Cheese"
"Grand Poohbah"
"His Nibs"
"Lord High Inquistor"
"El Buffon"
"The Chief" (as in "sorry about that, Chief")
Apprentice to Darth Holden |
12.27.08 - 5:31 pm | #
The 12 hour rain event is finally over. All that nice new fill on the road is swimming down the creek.
1Watt, Hermit |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:31 pm | #
A flamethrower would work better
With napalm in the tanks.
Barndog, relieved
Really. He's disgusting.
Terry C - Post-Xmas Blues |
12.27.08 - 5:31 pm | #
with the pansies, I don't care for all the mixing of flower colors like purple, yellow and white with pansies and others is annoying. Just all one solid color for them all is the most tasteful and sensible.
2OżO9 |
12.27.08 - 5:32 pm | #
HMFIC - Head Motherfucker In Charge
Barndog, relieved |
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12.27.08 - 5:32 pm | #
yeah, that's how carnegie started out too. but as time went on, his expenses magically grew along with his income.
Well as long as you give most of it away before you pass on, I guess it will be OK.
Doug |
12.27.08 - 5:32 pm | #
sounds like JP is about to become "the boss"
"the man"
"the big fat cat"
"Top dog"
"Big Cheese"
"Grand Poohbah"
"His Nibs"
"Lord High Inquistor"
"El Buffon"
"The Chief" (as in "sorry about that, Chief")
Apprentice to Darth Holden | 12.27.08 - 5:31 pm |
"sugar daddy"?
/joke (p.s. haloscan can suck on my carriage return)
ina, unwrapped |
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12.27.08 - 5:33 pm | #
dirk gently: yeah, that's how carnegie started out too. but as time went on, his expenses magically grew along with his income. once you are paying $100,000 a month for that nice mansion you won't have much left over for part-time scooterdudes' bonuses.
Well, I doubt the thang would ever see $100K/mo. in revenue, let alone... well, whatevah.
But with the right marketing, It might do okay. I have a lot of these GPS phones that'll work through 2010, which is cool. Allows the dispatcher and customers to know where our guys are.
.
Jeffraham Prestonian |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:33 pm | #
"The Chief" (as in "sorry about that, Chief")
Apprentice to Darth Holden
The Big Kuhuna.
Terry C - Post-Xmas Blues |
12.27.08 - 5:33 pm | #
JP, once you get all the fiddley details worked out, you should sell franchises in other urban areas.
Talk to an accountant before long, to at least get the bookeeping details clear and simple.
Doug |
12.27.08 - 5:34 pm | #
Yeah. If the battery won't hold a charge, it has a dead cell, at least. Trade that puppy in for a fresh 'un.
Well, yes and no.
If complete discharges happen enough, sulfates build up enough to where it won't take a charge, let alone hold one.
But, if this is the first time it's been flattened, then it could just be reading a surface charge and the battery isn't really charged up.
When they're really, really flat, they don't pass current worth a darn. Put it on the charger at a low current for a day or two. When all the cells are cooking, it's getting a full charge.
I have a little trick for checking for dead cells, if a load tester isn't available. With a charger on and running, one can check each cell individually by putting the voltmeter leads directly into the electrolyte. In a normal battery, a good cell will read close to 2.1 volts, whether or not the battery is fully charged. If a cell is just starting to go, it will read around 1.8V. If the cell is shorted, it will read around 1.5-1.6V. Easy to check. Post to adjacent cell, then cell to cell, in turn, then last cell to post. If the battery's bad, most of the time, that test will indicate it.
At the local AutoZone, if they put a discharged battery on a load tester, they'll tell you it's bad, when it may not be.
montag |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:35 pm | #
The potential "hire: has one of these.
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Jeffraham Prestonian |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:35 pm | #
The Big Kuhuna.
The Big Lebowski
Deacon Blues |
12.27.08 - 5:35 pm | #
rather: with the pansies, they're all orange
2OżO9 |
12.27.08 - 5:35 pm | #
Talk to an accountant before long, to at least get the bookeeping details clear and simple
You could do alot of that through INC.com - set up your business plan, etc, etc..
Barndog, relieved |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:35 pm | #
It's the one piece of modern tech that's not gotten much further than 17th century tech once you get beyond the pretty plastic cases they come in.
well, again, they are easy to test. and believe it or not, sometimes just low on water (yeah, i know - they are "sealed" - bwahaha!)
under warrenty? sure, bring it in for replacement. otherwise, no sense in replacing a perfectly good battery if the charging or starting system is the problem.
you know, you can fix everything by removing the radiator cap, pulling the car out of the garage, pulling a new car in, and putting the cap back on that one. unless of course the radiator cap is defective.
dirk gently, sociopathetic |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:36 pm | #
The Big Kuhuna.
The Big Lebowski
Deacon Blues
The Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler.
Terry C - Post-Xmas Blues |
12.27.08 - 5:36 pm | #
Who wants to start drinking?
trifecta |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:36 pm | #
The Big Lebowski
Deacon Blues
I don't fuckin' blog on fuckin' Shabbos!
Supreme Commander Thor |
12.27.08 - 5:37 pm | #
But with the right marketing, It might do okay. I have a lot of these GPS phones that'll work through 2010, which is cool. Allows the dispatcher and customers to know where our guys are.
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Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 12.27.08 - 5:33 pm | #
i'm sure you'll do great. and wish you nothing but well. but you know what the real problem is, right?
your employees will be depending on you.
dirk gently, sociopathetic |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:38 pm | #
Who wants to start drinking?
Dude it's only 2:30 in the afternoon here! Shocked, I tells ya!
And the Mrs. is home....
Deacon Blues |
12.27.08 - 5:38 pm | #
If you drop an unbuffered aspirin down each battery cell, they will ususally come back to life.
1Watt, Hermit |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:38 pm | #
Oh, cripes:
The Liberian issue September 11 commemorative something or other.
I am sick of 9-11.
Terry C - Post-Xmas Blues |
12.27.08 - 5:40 pm | #
one can check each cell individually by putting the voltmeter leads directly into the electrolyte.
be sure to rinse very thoroughly!
when i was in that line of work, all of my jeans had tell-tale holes eaten in them. they don't show up until later.
dirk gently, sociopathetic |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:40 pm | #
Who wants to start drinking?
Sadly, I am unable to start because I've been drinking for a while...
NTodd, Moral CompASS |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:41 pm | #
The Liberian issue September 11 commemorative something or other.
They still whoring that damn thing? Jesus. Just wait until 2011 when the tenth anniversary comes around--
Supreme Commander Thor |
12.27.08 - 5:41 pm | #
OMG! NTodd's pa was here last night looking for a date and NOBODY CALLED ME?
Libby, somewhat mellow |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:42 pm | #
be sure to rinse very thoroughly!
Oh, yes. Doesn't do the voltmeter leads any good, either, to leave them with acid on them.
montag |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:42 pm | #
Started a scrabble game with you NTodd
trifecta |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:42 pm | #
I would have to stop drinking in order to start drinking again. No sir, not gonna do it.
Willendorf Venus |
12.27.08 - 5:42 pm | #
dirk gently: your employees will be depending on you.
Sure. I explained to my potential hire that just starting out, he might be lucky to make $20/day, but he was cool with that. He's got a part-time night gig, too, so any extra is good for him.
He'll make more money if I have him doing all the courier work starting out, and me playing dispatcher, I suspect.
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Jeffraham Prestonian |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:42 pm | #
If you drop an unbuffered aspirin down each battery cell, they will ususally come back to life.
1Watt, Hermit | Homepage | 12.27.08 - 5:38 pm
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I heard you can do the same thing with humans. That's how zombies are made and that is why unbuffered aspirin is very popular in zombie country.
Sp ocko |
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12.27.08 - 5:42 pm | #
OMG! NTodd's pa was here last night looking for a date and NOBODY CALLED ME?
Libby, somewhat mellow
I suggest you make sure NTodd's Pa spends all the inheritance money on your honeymoon.
trifecta |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:43 pm | #
tri - I'll get to the game when our sat is back up. Scrabble sucks ass even worse over dialup.
NTodd, Moral CompASS |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:43 pm | #
and converting the ones i don't want to lose.
charley |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:44 pm | #
If you drop an unbuffered aspirin down each battery cell, they will ususally come back to life.
1Watt, Hermit | Homepage | 12.27.08 - 5:38 pm | #
don't use tylanol gel-caps, though.
also, as intimated above, long discharge periods or too many fast charges will sometimes evaporate the water from a cell. even sealed cells. pop the top and fill with distilled water, then add the aspirin.
dirk gently, sociopathetic |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:44 pm | #
NtoddsPa. Wow! Ntodd better knock off the swearing and belching!
Sp ocko |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:44 pm | #
If you drop an unbuffered aspirin down each battery cell, they will ususally come back to life.
1Watt
uh.. I'm fairly sure that aspirin aren't supposed to come to life...
JR, kerosene and a match |
12.27.08 - 5:44 pm | #
Please remember NTodd's Pa is a troll. The very worst kind. Do not feed it. Killfile is your friend. I say this as a completely objective and dispassionate observer. You'll thank me later.
NTodd, Moral CompASS |
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12.27.08 - 5:44 pm | #
Sure. I explained to my potential hire that just starting out, he might be lucky to make $20/day, but he was cool with that.
JP, be sure & draw the line at face tattoos. Blurry blue tears are a bad sign.
Willendorf Venus |
12.27.08 - 5:46 pm | #
It's like James at ESS was saying: He bets there's no shortage of scooter junkies here who would jump at the chance to make a few extra bux every week for a few hours of work, since getting paid to ride a scooter is pretty much gravy to guys like us.
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Jeffraham Prestonian |
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12.27.08 - 5:46 pm | #
Sure. I explained to my potential hire that just starting out, he might be lucky to make $20/day, but he was cool with that.
plus tips
dirk gently, sociopathetic
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"When I answered the door I noticed that the only thing she had on was the radio."
Sp ocko |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:46 pm | #
I'm on drink #2, but I'm sipping because of this stupid crack game.
I'm gonna watch a movie or something.
See ya later, you betcha!
V for Virginia, Boxing |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:46 pm | #
Ntodd, son of TROLL. Has a nice ring to it.
NToddsPa |
12.27.08 - 5:47 pm | #
Hey Spocko - saw you over at the Mike Stark chat at FDL.
You do know my New Year's resolution is to hound your ass in aught-nine until we force a book out of you?
He didn't love me. He just loved my doggie style.
NTodd, Trollson |
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12.27.08 - 5:49 pm | #
I just walked past my patio window wide open and saw those plants and stopped hold this beer, and I swear, I had to keep walking past because it was so beautiful my eyes starting welling up.
2OżO9 |
12.27.08 - 5:49 pm | #
Flirted my tag.
Vicki, Who ♥ NTodd's Pa |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:49 pm | #
Please stay on topic, or you will be banned. I don't make the rules, I just enforce them.
NTodd, Trollson
that comment was not even remotely about holiday weekends.
dirk gently, sociopathetic |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:49 pm | #
Independent contractors are responsible for their own in TN. I'll probably have to get them bonded, though, for liability regarding loss of packages.
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Jeffraham Prestonian |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:50 pm | #
will anyone ever buy me something from my wishlist??? whaaaa!!!!!
ina
I have one, exactly one, thing on my wishlist.
Does anyone get it for me?
.. fucking wankers....
JR, kerosene and a match |
12.27.08 - 5:51 pm | #
NTodd, I had no idea incog wanted you.
who among us does not want ntodd?
dirk gently, sociopathetic |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:51 pm | #
Oh my, Vicki!
NToddsPa, a lover not a fighte |
12.27.08 - 5:51 pm | #
I want NTodd, but just for sex.
trifecta |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:52 pm | #
You aren't wearing pants either?
trifecta
Honey, I'm sitting here staring at my orbs, thinking that poor Gomez will never fondle them again. His loss.
When he realizes that, he's gonna weep.
Vicki, Who ♥ NTodd's Pa |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:52 pm | #
ou mean it's not really NTodd's pa? So I just put on my best pajamas for nothing?
It really is. I'm just warning people based on my 39 years of experience. It's a selfless service and part of the value I bring this community.
NTodd, Trollson |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:52 pm | #
So I just put on my best pajamas for nothing?
Libby, somewhat mellow | Homepage | 12.27.08 - 5:50 pm |
pajamas?
boy, are YOU doing this wrong.
dirk gently, sociopathetic |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:52 pm | #
I'll probably have to get them bonded, though, for liability regarding loss of packages.
How about those Celtics?
NTodd, Trollson |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:53 pm | #
I have one, exactly one, thing on my wishlist.
i have nothing on my wishlist. for obvious reasons.
dirk gently, sociopathetic |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:53 pm | #
Oh my, Vicki!
Anyone who quotes Marvel has me at coy.
Vicki, Who ♥ NTodd's Pa |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:53 pm | #
Honey, I'm sitting here staring at my orbs, thinking that poor Gomez will never fondle them again. His loss.
When he realizes that, he's gonna weep.
Vicki, Who ♥ NTodd's Pa
They are real and spectacular?
trifecta |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:53 pm | #
pajamas?
boy, are YOU doing this wrong.
dirk gently, sociopathetic | Homepage | 12.27.08 - 5:52 pm
Well it's been a while since I've had a date. Would the silk negligee be more appropriate?
Libby, somewhat mellow |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:53 pm | #
"When I answered the door I noticed that the only thing she had on was the radio."
Back in the day there used to be in Cali, all those 'whatever' grams.
I knew a few people who had those jobs as a lark. (Riverside back then was a strange place).
Should not be a big issue. Only carrying 25lbs. or less, items smaller than a briefcase. I'll have to set dollar limits, too, but not sure where to peg that, given that sometimes legal papers, etc., don't have a tangible value, but can really fuck someone up if they don't get to the courthouse on time...
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Jeffraham Prestonian |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:55 pm | #
They are real and spectacular?
But of course. You thought he was lying?
Vicki, Who ♥ NTodd's Pa |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:55 pm | #
Okay, how about Boise State?
NTodd, Trollson |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:55 pm | #
NTodd, get his grades in on time?!
Quel horreur!
Sallyh, Sad Grandmere |
12.27.08 - 5:55 pm | #
Is it getting very warm in here, or is it just me?!?
NToddsPa, lover not fighter |
12.27.08 - 5:56 pm | #
uh.. I'm fairly sure that aspirin aren't supposed to come to life...
JR, kerosene and a match
You have my sympathies
Sallyh, Sad Grandmere |
12.27.08 - 5:56 pm | #
Would the silk negligee be more appropriate?
Libby, somewhat mellow | Homepage | 12.27.08 - 5:53 pm | #
depends on the date i suppose. i mean, it can go anywhere from elegant formal wear to a slinky black cocktail dress to a silk negligee to a few well-placed simple leather straps. but i can't think of a date where pajamas would be the best choice.
personally, i wear english leather or nothing at all. sometimes both.
dirk gently, sociopathetic |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:56 pm | #
It really is. I'm just warning people based on my 39 years of experience. It's a selfless service and part of the value I bring this community.
NTodd, Trollson | Homepage | 12.27.08 - 5:52 pm
Well there you go. You're the perfect age to be my stepson. I'd be a very good stepmom. I never scold and I'm willing to sign a pre-nup...
Libby, somewhat mellow |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:56 pm | #
Is it getting very warm in here, or is it just me?!?
NToddsPa
As a large fish with big sharp teeth, let me just say that those guys are crazy. Plus they have the attention span of a herring on meth.
The Sharks |
12.27.08 - 5:57 pm | #
not sure where to peg that, given that sometimes legal papers, etc., don't have a tangible value, but can really fuck someone up if they don't get to the courthouse on time...
But of course. You thought he was lying?
Vicki, Who ♥ NTodd's Pa
well, not about that.
dirk gently, sociopathetic |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:57 pm | #
NToddsPa: Is it getting very warm in here, or is it just me?!?
It's just you. Really, this place is a hotbed of liberal prurience. This is nothing.
.
Jeffraham Prestonian |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:57 pm | #
Interstate is AFAIK the best of the breed. I buy 'em exclusively if I can.
I would put the battery on a good charger (and you can buy one for not a lot of money) for several hours, if it is only a year or so old, and see if it takes the charge. If you don't want to do that, take it to a garage and tell them up front, you really can't afford to buy a new battery if you are not sure of their honesty, and have them try to charge it up.
Maybe there are other issues, like Deity forbid your alternator, or the fan belt.
David Derbes, done till Jan! |
12.27.08 - 5:57 pm | #
But of course. You thought he was lying?
Vicki, Who ♥ NTodd's Pa |
I process more visually
trifecta |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:57 pm | #
They still whoring that damn thing? Jesus. Just wait until 2011 when the tenth anniversary comes around--
I dread the coming of September 11th.
The Wallow sickens me.
Apprentice to Darth Holden |
12.27.08 - 5:57 pm | #
The Sharks are here!
How're the defamation lawsuits coming along?
Sallyh, Sad Grandmere |
12.27.08 - 5:58 pm | #
NTodd is just worried I really do plan to die broke...
NToddsPa, lover not fighter |
12.27.08 - 5:58 pm | #
but i can't think of a date where pajamas would be the best choice.
I can, but then, I'm married.
David Derbes, done till Jan! |
12.27.08 - 5:58 pm | #
aren't there enough smart asses trolling here?
1Watt
yes, but I am a grammar smartass.
(subject.. object....)
JR, kerosene and a match |
12.27.08 - 5:58 pm | #
Maybe there are other issues, like Deity forbid your alternator...
Jeffraham, NTodd's Pa needs to stick around for a few hours...it's way early
Sallyh, Sad Grandmere |
12.27.08 - 5:59 pm | #
well, not about that.
By the way, do immature men ever come to the realization that they might have fucked up something pretty big in their lives? I'm just curious.
Vicki, Who ♥ NTodd's Pa |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:59 pm | #
NTodd is just worried I really do plan to die broke...
NToddsPa, lover not fighter | 12.27.08 - 5:58 pm | #
spend it all on yourself. rememeber, whoever dies with the most toys, wins.
dirk gently, sociopathetic |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 5:59 pm | #
It just makes it feel homey when you have plants like what I have now and not just existing but actually living. My true love are Japanese maples and I've ordered 12 of those online for my other containers. This is a project I've been working on for almost 3 years now and it's finally taking place.
2OżO9 |
12.27.08 - 5:59 pm | #
Unofficially, at first. I wanna make it look like a bidness, starting out.
See the logo, here (scroll down, on right, yellow/red abomination).
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Jeffraham Prestonian |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:00 pm | #
How're the defamation lawsuits coming along?
Sallyh
We'll be fine as long as the seals don't show up to testify. We have the orcas on it.
The Sharks |
12.27.08 - 6:00 pm | #
NTodd's Pa, I keep telling my mother to do just that. Spend it all, leave everyone five bucks, no fighting.
That means she has up to $30 she doesn't have to get rid of before kicking.
Sallyh, Sad Grandmere |
12.27.08 - 6:00 pm | #
I ended up buying a new battery after it wouldn't take a jump or a 12+ hour trickle charge. When did those things start costing 80 bucks? Last time I remember buying one it was 40. When I looked online for one they quoted 169(!)
Willendorf Venus |
12.27.08 - 6:00 pm | #
BTW, I'm making Amish bread!
I forgot last time I had halved the recipe (from two loaves to one) and then halved the sugar again so it wasn't so sweet.
NTodd is just worried I really do plan to die broke...
NToddsPa, lover not fighter | 12.27.08 - 5:58 pm | #
Invest in Quaker butter futures. If the market goes down, you will still have really good butter.
trifecta |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:01 pm | #
NTodd's Pa needs to stick around for a few hours...it's way early
Sallyh
While I'm here?
You do like to live dangerously....
JR, kerosene and a match |
12.27.08 - 6:01 pm | #
depends on the date i suppose. i mean, it can go anywhere from elegant formal wear to a slinky black cocktail dress to a silk negligee to a few well-placed simple leather straps. but i can't think of a date where pajamas would be the best choice.
Hmmm, slinky cocktail dress or the leather bustier and miniskirt? Glad I saved those...
Libby, somewhat mellow |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:01 pm | #
But that's the love of real gardening. Having the patience and the dream or what it will be, I guess.
2OżO9 |
12.27.08 - 6:01 pm | #
've only had one scotch.
As I said...
Sallyh, Sad Grandmere |
12.27.08 - 6:01 pm | #
BTW, I'm making Amish bread!
bread that doesn't use zippers?
dirk gently, sociopathetic |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:01 pm | #
By the way, do immature men ever come to the realization that they might have fucked up something pretty big in their lives? I'm just curious.
Vicki, Who ♥ NTodd's Pa
Yes, but in my experience, typically no less than five years too late.
David Derbes, done till Jan! |
12.27.08 - 6:02 pm | #
Time for a break and a toweling off. Later...
NToddsPa, lover not fighter |
12.27.08 - 6:02 pm | #
I dread the coming of September 11th.
The Wallow sickens me.
I just hate it any more. The whole "give us a minute of silence" stuff. I think we should also have a minute of silence on 6 Aug for the 80,000 or so we killed in '45. Oh, forgot: it's okay for us to smoke furners in a war.
Supreme Commander Thor |
12.27.08 - 6:02 pm | #
Dying penniless is good budgeting.
trifecta |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:02 pm | #
Vicki: By the way, do immature men ever come to the realization that they might have fucked up something pretty big in their lives? I'm just curious.
Doubtful. Usually they do what I do, and just forget about relationships, altogether.
.
Jeffraham Prestonian |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:02 pm | #
I think we should also have a minute of silence on 6 Aug for the 80,000 or so we killed in '45. Oh, forgot: it's okay for us to smoke furners in a war.
See: punishing the Iraqis for something a bunch of Saudis did.
Apprentice to Darth Holden |
12.27.08 - 6:03 pm | #
Some people have the money to just have it all hired and done over less than a week. But I've done it cheaply and it's prettier than anything they could posssibly buy and actually loved and plants know that.
2OżO9 |
12.27.08 - 6:03 pm | #
dirk gently: amish bread with quaker butter .... mmmm.
Two great religions that taste great, together!
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Jeffraham Prestonian |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:03 pm | #
By the way, do immature men ever come to the realization that they might have fucked up something pretty big in their lives? I'm just curious.
Vicki, Who ♥ NTodd's Pa | Homepage | 12.27.08 - 5:59 pm
Yes. And believe me when I tell the satisfaction you get when you tell them they should have treated you right when they had the chance, when they come crawling back, is immense.
Libby, somewhat mellow |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:04 pm | #
Doubtful. Usually they do what I do, and just forget about relationships, altogether.
That's interesting. You're honest.
Vicki, Who ♥ NTodd's Pa |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:05 pm | #
ah, yes.
JR, kerosene and a match |
12.27.08 - 6:05 pm | #
Vicki: That's interesting. You're honest.
I've go no reason to be otherwise. To me, if it happens, great. But I just assume it's never gonna happen.
.
Jeffraham Prestonian |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:06 pm | #
[looks around]
Is he gone?
NTodd, Trollson |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:06 pm | #
what's this shit with the deputy in maricopa county telling people that Obama may suffer from JFK syndrome. what kind of ugly little police state are they running there?
rootless-e, 2cd amendment |
12.27.08 - 6:06 pm | #
amish bread with quaker butter .... mmmm.
dirk gently, sociopathetic
Christmas Eve's Eve, my wife and I were shopping at the produce store on 53rd St (a stone's throw from where the Obamas bought their Christmas tree) and were just about to take the plunge for Irish or Danish butter (four bucks for half a pound) when I spotted this big-ass cylinder of Amish butter, 10.99 for two pounds, or about half the price of the European stuff.
We went for the Amish. Still haven't had any yet, but we're hopeful.
(h/t to res ipsa loquitur for the use of "big-ass")
David Derbes, done till Jan! |
12.27.08 - 6:06 pm | #
(yes, I will burn in the hell I don't believe in)
JR, kerosene and a match |
12.27.08 - 6:06 pm | #
Is he gone?
Umm, he's wanking.
Vicki, Who ♥ NTodd's Pa |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:06 pm | #
NTodd, he claims to be.
I'm sure he knows you're going to be in trouble as soon as he's out of sight, and he's gotten used to that
Sallyh, Sad Grandmere |
12.27.08 - 6:07 pm | #
Going to have heavy, vinyl flags made, attached to fiberglass whip-poles on the back of each scoot. w/phone #, of course.
.
Jeffraham Prestonian |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:07 pm | #
JP, did you get in touch with you know who? How's that working out?
GWPDA yclept Damaged Historian |
12.27.08 - 6:07 pm | #
By the way, do immature men ever come to the realization that they might have fucked up something pretty big in their lives? I'm just curious.
Absolutely not. That's what makes them immature.
NTodd, Trollson |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:07 pm | #
Amish butter is spectacular. I almost bought a mini fridge to store some away from everything else. The taste is so pure and clean (and articulate).
trifecta |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:07 pm | #
(Walks into living room, sees that a heartwarming Tom Hanks/kid/single dad looking for love movie is on. Hastily retreats to computer)
Hi folks.
Lumpenprolitariot |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:08 pm | #
Amish butter is spectacular. I almost bought a mini fridge to store some away from everything else. The taste is so pure and clean (and articulate).
trifecta
Butter we can believe in?
David Derbes, done till Jan! |
12.27.08 - 6:08 pm | #
JR, kerosene and a match | 12.27.08 - 6:06 pm
Looks like someone got their comeuppance!
Apprentice to Darth Holden |
12.27.08 - 6:08 pm | #
if you are 50 and immature, it is not likely to gget better.
trifecta |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:08 pm | #
Libby, I've reached a point where I don't care what happens to Mlle's ex one way or another.
I just want to be with my grandbaby again. That's all.
Sallyh, Sad Grandmere | 12.27.08 - 6:04 pm
{{{{{Sallyh}}}}} I very much want that for you too. I know how awful it is not to be able to see the grandtyke. I send white light your way regularly hoping you don't have to wait too long.
Libby, somewhat mellow |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:08 pm | #
GWPDA: JP, did you get in touch with you know who? How's that working out?
I did, but no commitment, yet.
.
Jeffraham Prestonian |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:08 pm | #
Amish butter is spectacular
How do you milk an Amish?
JR, kerosene and a match |
12.27.08 - 6:09 pm | #
JR, I'm going to burn just as badly as you are, because I laughed.
Sallyh, Sad Grandmere |
12.27.08 - 6:10 pm | #
By the way, do immature men ever come to the realization that they might have fucked up something pretty big in their lives? I'm just curious.
Absolutely not. That's what makes them immature.
If they DO come to the realization, it's an indicator that they're maturing.
But, as NTodd rightly points out, if they don't get it, well, they don't get it.
It's one thing to make a mistake.
It's another thing to learn nothing from it.
Apprentice to Darth Holden |
12.27.08 - 6:10 pm | #
How do you milk an Amish?
JR
Definitely not with a milking machine.
Willendorf Venus |
12.27.08 - 6:10 pm | #
By the way, do immature men ever come to the realization that they might have fucked up something pretty big in their lives? I'm just curious.
No. My ex NEVER has. And he never will.
Even though he is pretty much all alone (except for the latest shack up and her mother - with whom he lives)
and no member of his family wants anything to do with him.
Terry C - Post-Xmas Blues |
12.27.08 - 6:10 pm | #
Going to have heavy, vinyl flags made, attached to fiberglass whip-poles on the back of each scoot. w/phone #, of course.
.
Jeffraham Prestonian |
might add,
"If you see this scooter parked at a bar, call :"
1Watt, Hermit |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:10 pm | #
Ohhhh you're in this handbasket with me, aren't you?
The TEE to Robot Hell!
Apprentice to Darth Holden |
12.27.08 - 6:11 pm | #
It's one thing to make a mistake.
It's another thing to learn nothing from it.
See, for example, GW Bush
Gromit, sell by 1993 |
12.27.08 - 6:11 pm | #
I'm afraid my mom may not be feeling well. She's going to send me ALL of my baby pictures.
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Jeffraham Prestonian |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:11 pm | #
Time for a break and a toweling off. Later...
NToddsPa, lover not fighter | 12.27.08 - 6:02 pm
Oh dear. Think I came on too strong? It's not like me to be so forward. I just couldn't help myself...
Libby, somewhat mellow |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:11 pm | #
The RNC chair is SHOCKED, Shocked to learn that there's racism in his establishment.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:11 pm | #
From the Feathered Bastard, Phoenix New Times:
By now, many of you have already read about our corrupt top constable Sheriff
Joe Arpaio's flipping the verbal bird to President-elect Barack Obama and his soon-to-be U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder. Concerning his ethnic profiling sweeps and raids, Arpaio told the Phoenix Business Journal that,
"I'm not stopping," and if folks have complaints, they can, "take them to the FBI." That's straight from the gob of Maricopa County's cross between Bull Connor and Judge Roy Bean. I found this interesting because just last night, as I was interviewing Arizona ACORN director Monica Sandschafer on the porch of the dreaded Fourth Avenue Jail, moments after she had been released after spending a day in stir, she related the following. Seems she was checking out of the facility, when the deputy overseeing her paperwork struck up a political conversation with her, noting that, "You guys [ACORN members] are all for Obama." Sandschafer suggested that this was not a bad thing as Obama won the election, right? The deputy's response was right out of the Lee Harvey Oswald joke book. "He goes, `Oh, well, for a short time anyway...he (Obama) might suffer from the JFK syndrome,'" recounted Sandschafer. "And I said, `Well, let's hope not,'" Sandschafer told the deputy, who then went on to inform her that he'd voted for Bush three times, apparently referring to Bushes I and II. While it may not be illegal for an MCSO deputy to long for Barack Obama's death, assuming he doesn't do anything to help bring it about, it is at the very least unseemly for a law enforcement official to make such remarks, assuming Sandschafer is recalling the conversation correctly. But is it any surprise that a rogue top cop like Arpaio would have men working for him that would like to see the President-elect of the United States assassinated? Arpaio's nose-thumb of Obama in the Phoenix Business Journal shows that Arpaio has no respect for the office of the Presidency, or for any law and order other than his own. Such an attitude infects Arpaio's underlings, making them feel immune to scrutiny and contemptuous of outside authority. The fish indeed rots from the head down. As I've reported in previous blog posts, here and here, Sandschafer was arrested by sheriff's deputies yesterday for applauding at a public meeting of the Maricopa County Board of Supervisors. This is the sort of knee-jerk authoritarian overreaction that occurs regularly in places like Venezuela, Burma, China, and elsewhere. Similarly, in this burg, people getting arrested at the drop of a hat is shrugged off as de rigueur. Last time I checked, Maricopa County was still landlocked within the United States of America, and presumably governed by the same Constitution and Bill of Rights that we all hold dear. Unfortunately, no one has ever informed Joe Arpaio of this, much less his minions.
It's not even cold here, and I'm still wondering how I spent 24 years dealing with this weather.
(It's the greyness that gets to me)
Sallyh, Sad Grandmere |
12.27.08 - 6:11 pm | #
JR, I'm going to burn just as badly as you are, because I laughed.
Sallyh
I see the damned are congregating...
yah know, every time I go through the drugstore aisles and see "baby oil" I get this mental image involving a grape press....
JR, kerosene and a match |
12.27.08 - 6:12 pm | #
Amish butter is spectacular.
I don't know if there's anywhere around here that would sell Amish products.
1Watt: "If you see this scooter parked at a bar, call :"
That's what's so cool about the GPS/web tracking.
They won't be making enough to afford to drink in the business district (not to mention the dress code!).
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Jeffraham Prestonian |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:12 pm | #
and no member of his family wants anything to do with him.
Terry C
Hmmm...I'm envisioning a book consisting of the stories of ex-partners of Atriots.
"A Series of Unfortunate Events"
Gromit, sell by 1993 |
12.27.08 - 6:13 pm | #
Butter from Normandy France is similar to Amish butter. It is just so good on crusty french bread.
trifecta |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:14 pm | #
Joe Arpaio's flipping the verbal bird to President-elect Barack Obama
I hate that son of a bitch with a white hot passion.
Terry C - Post-Xmas Blues |
12.27.08 - 6:14 pm | #
I would think that our current President is an excellent example of the syndrome....
Yup. Self-absorbed, thinking he can do whatever he wants without consequences, living in a completely impenetrable bubble of cognitive dissonance.
NTodd, Trollson |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:14 pm | #
mrs. f
Elder son: "these cookies are so wonderful, i mean they are really great."
Me: "they came from a blogger friend and I'm sure her gorgeous daughters, who are about your age, helped bake them."
Son: "Oh yeah mom, you're just trying to get some Democratic grandchildren. You probably wouldn't care if I used birth control with them."
Me: "yes I would son, no grandbabies until you are at least 25."
ErinPDX |
12.27.08 - 6:14 pm | #
Lenore: We want Prestonian bibee pictures. NOW.
Gotta get 'em from Mom, first, but she said she mailed 'em out, yesterday. There's a good 'un of me at the piano, age 2-3.
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Jeffraham Prestonian |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:15 pm | #
if you are 50 and immature, it is not likely to gget better.
I wasted too much of my time yesterday speaking with one. It is shocking how delusional an adult man can be.
#2, who I've been separated from for four years, whined to me about my having an affair with someone from the campaign, and in VT.
Fucking deluded and in denial.
Of course, I told him I would fuck the Mormon Tabernacle Choir if I wanted to.
ms fahrenheit/stop the wars |
12.27.08 - 6:15 pm | #
NTodd, perfect description of Mlle's ex.
Criminals, all of them.
Sallyh, Sad Grandmere |
12.27.08 - 6:15 pm | #
"A Series of Unfortunate Events"
Gromit, sell by 1993
"An Encyclopedia of Dumbfucks"
Terry C - Post-Xmas Blues |
12.27.08 - 6:15 pm | #
Hey Gromit.
It's not even cold here, and I'm still wondering how I spent 24 years dealing with this weather.
(It's the greyness that gets to me)
Sallyh
Damn straight. That's why I like winters more in the far north. And why I was here two weeks ago...
Afternoon, good people.
Diane C. Barking-Mad |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:16 pm | #
of course joe arpaio keeps getting reelected - the morons love tough talk.
rootless-e, 2cd amendment |
12.27.08 - 6:17 pm | #
if you are 50 and immature, it is not likely to get better.
I don't know. My first ex never did, but my second came around. He's a much different man now, and we're actually great friends. He even admitted he was a jerk. But I still wouldn't get back in a relationship with him.
Libby, somewhat mellow |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:17 pm | #
That's why I like winters more in the far north.
I'm allergic to -50 C for two months.
JR, kerosene and a match |
12.27.08 - 6:17 pm | #
58 fucking degrees here right now. That is so weird.
Okay, I'm going out on the prowl. I need some meatspace friends to talk to.
I just need to talk.
I'm antsy as fuck.
Vicki, Who ♥ NTodd's Pa |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:17 pm | #
#2, who I've been separated from for four years, whined to me about my having an affair with someone from the campaign, and in VT.
By the way, do immature men ever come to the realization that they might have fucked up something pretty big in their lives? I'm just curious.
Vicki, Who ♥ NTodd's Pa
Yes, and by then it's everlastingly too late.
And yes, David Derbes, in my "immature man's" case, it was just about 5 years to the day.
emma in OC |
12.27.08 - 6:17 pm | #
I have a friend who is an alcohol and drug counselor and he said that with some people emotional growth stops at the age when someone starts with the substance to which they become addicted.
My ex started drinking and doing drugs at 15. Sounds about right. To him, it will always be 1969 and he will always be 15.
Although these past few years, his body is telling him differently.
Terry C - Post-Xmas Blues |
12.27.08 - 6:18 pm | #
Hey Diane!
I know it's not all that warm in SoCal, but I hope the sun's out.
Grey, misting, miserable all day in CT.
As is obvious, I do not love this state. (Sorry, ronjazz)
Sallyh, Sad Grandmere |
12.27.08 - 6:18 pm | #
It's 72°F, here. Door still open, me topless.
.
Jeffraham Prestonian |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:18 pm | #
Of course, I told him I would fuck the Mormon Tabernacle Choir if I wanted to.
Imagine the pile of underwear beside the bed!
Gromit, sell by 1993 |
12.27.08 - 6:18 pm | #
Erin
That is too funny. The girls did help and know how to make all of the yummy stuff.
I'm all for birth control and maybe should stuff the stocking next year, huh?
I'm not ready to be a grandmother, even of little liberals!
ms fahrenheit/stop the wars |
12.27.08 - 6:18 pm | #
blogwhore:
ok, 'batses, i have started a blog on my true ineradicable obsession, hot music of the teens through the 50s. betty boop cartoons and outtakes from reefer madness might also make their way into its pages...
today's selection is a really hot selection from the pre-jazz era, an important example of a performance that made the society leaders of NYC get up and shake it when the party got really hot during the pre-WWI party era of 1912-1916.
Otter Creek Stovepipe Porter to trifecta
Gromit, sell by 1993 |
12.27.08 - 6:19 pm | #
I'm thinking aught-nine is the year I start my big gossip blog, "Eschaton Confidential"!
"Eschaton After Dark and Beneath the Covers"
Apprentice to Darth Holden |
12.27.08 - 6:20 pm | #
By the way, do immature men ever come to the realization that they might have fucked up something pretty big in their lives
Only when they realise you don't want them anymore and you might want someone else. But they remain immature, and usually make things worse.
annieangel |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:20 pm | #
dave, now that could be exceptionally amusing.
I don't have a horrible ex partner story, strangely enough.
Sallyh, Sad Grandmere |
12.27.08 - 6:20 pm | #
ms fahrenheit: That is too funny. The girls did help and know how to make all of the yummy stuff.
Yummy it IS, too!
Those cubes that have the consistency of a dense Rice Krispies™ marshmallow treat, with the thin chocolate icing... OMFG!
.
Jeffraham Prestonian |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:20 pm | #
As is obvious, I do not love this state. (Sorry, ronjazz)
Sallyh, Sad Grandmere
Sallyh, the weather has turned around here. Today it's sunny, clear (I can see the details in the foothills) and it's about 55F, I'm guessing.
Gorgeous day.
Wish you were here.
Diane C. Barking-Mad |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:20 pm | #
I told him I would fuck the Mormon Tabernacle Choir if I wanted to.
Two words: Cat food.
V for Virginia, Boxing |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:21 pm | #
Ms. Farenheit, sounds like Mlle's ex, who wants to forbid her from being in any other relationship.
And he was expecting that sex would be part of Mlle's agreement to see her daughter?!
I think not.
Sallyh, Sad Grandmere |
12.27.08 - 6:21 pm | #
I told him I would fuck the Mormon Tabernacle Choir if I wanted to.
The best thing ever to happen to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
Terry C - Post-Xmas Blues |
12.27.08 - 6:22 pm | #
Joe Arpaio really is an especially egregious jerk.
Libby, somewhat mellow |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:22 pm | #
Those cubes that have the consistency of a dense Rice Krispies™ marshmallow treat, with the thin chocolate icing... OMFG!
Oh, yeah, we got loaded up on the goodies here, too, pal!
What a lovely surprise!
[goes into sugar coma]
V for Virginia, Boxing |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:22 pm | #
NTodd, it was surprising. What an idiot!
I mentioned e repeatedly, but he must have taken too many hits to the head in football or something.
If I was there alone, he wouldn't have believed it.
Men can be dumb as rocks.
I hope the Mormon Tabernacle comment got thru.
ms fahrenheit/stop the wars |
12.27.08 - 6:22 pm | #
It never ceases to delight me how good soups and stews are even better on the second day.
Diane C. Barking-Mad |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:22 pm | #
Diane, I was glad to be with my siblings and nieces, but I'm kind of over this whole winter thing now.
Sallyh, Sad Grandmere |
12.27.08 - 6:23 pm | #
And yes, David Derbes, in my "immature man's" case, it was just about 5 years to the day.
emma in OC
Well, emma, in my racket, physics, time is an important variable, and most of us in the game get to be pretty good in estimating stuff like that.
But it's only an average. Some real hard cases never catch on. A rare few realize the FU after a week or two, and with luck and a very forgiving partner sometimes escape a complete fiasco.
David Derbes, done till Jan! |
12.27.08 - 6:23 pm | #
I really hope things turn around in 2009. I want my granddaughter back in my life, and Maddy needs her mommy.
Sallyh, Sad Grandmere |
12.27.08 - 6:24 pm | #
I was gone but now I'm back. Hello, ms fahrenheit! Long time no see.
And Libby, I don't believe I have ever met woman who came on too strong for me. I think even NTodd will back me up on that.
NToddsPa, lover not fighter |
12.27.08 - 6:24 pm | #
And he was expecting that sex would be part of Mlle's agreement to see her daughter?!
1) His home address
2) A large, fresh fish.
Do the math.
JR, kerosene and a match |
12.27.08 - 6:25 pm | #
Actually, there are some levels of dickheadedness that transcend time and space.
We have achieved a singularity in this case.
/doesn't really know what a singularity is, but thinks it sounds all scientificish and shit
V for Virginia, Boxing |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:25 pm | #
ina: cookies? what cookies??
I'm gonna send you something nice when I have money, again. I promise!
.
Jeffraham Prestonian |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:25 pm | #
Fresh fish? Not nice and rotten?
annieangel |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:26 pm | #
I'm thinking aught-nine is the year I start my big gossip blog, "Eschaton Confidential"!
"Eschaton After Dark and Beneath the Covers"
Oooh, Oooh! I know! I know!
Eschaton Between The Sheets
Gromit, sell by 1993 |
12.27.08 - 6:26 pm | #
And Libby, I don't believe I have ever met woman who came on too strong for me.
NToddsPa, lover not fighter
D00d, you're in deep, now.
V for Virginia, Boxing |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:26 pm | #
Me: "yes I would son, no grandbabies until you are at least 25."
ErinPDX
good luck with that.
1Watt, Hermit |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:26 pm | #
Fresh fish? Not nice and rotten?
annieangel
When you send it third class parcel post, you never know what will happen....
JR, kerosene and a match |
12.27.08 - 6:26 pm | #
We have achieved a singularity in this case.
No love can escape from it, that's for sure...
NTodd, Trollson |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:26 pm | #
I'm gonna send you something nice when I have money, again. I promise!
.
Jeffraham Prestonian
no worries -- i'm just whining today for some reason.
ina, unwrapped |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:26 pm | #
I don't believe I have ever met woman who came on too strong for me. I think even NTodd will back me up on that.
Like son, like father...
NTodd, Trollson |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:27 pm | #
no worries -- i'm just whining today for some reason.
ina, unwrapped
Those little kids kick your ass at the Apples to Apples table, did they?
V for Virginia, Boxing |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:27 pm | #
Ms. Farenheit, sounds like Mlle's ex, who wants to forbid her from being in any other relationship.
I foolishly tried to understand what the hell he was saying.
Apparently, moving out four years ago wasn't enough of a hint. I can get a job, raise our daughters alone, move out of the state for a job, and all is good, but if I have sex with another man then I have violated some sancrosanct idea in his pea size brain.
Oh, the horrors! Dumbass.
ms fahrenheit/stop the wars |
12.27.08 - 6:28 pm | #
Great idea for a blog. I like it.
Libby, somewhat mellow |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:28 pm | #
Actually, there are some levels of dickheadedness that transcend time and space.
We have achieved a singularity in this case.
/doesn't really know what a singularity is, but thinks it sounds all scientificish and shit
V for Virginia, Boxing
No, actually, you've used the term with great skill.
In the function y = 1/(x-2), the value x = 2 is a singularity, because there y = 1/0 and the mathematical police come to arrest you for dividing by zero.
In general relativity, black holes contain (or perhaps are) a singularity, and there the laws of physics go completely bananas; time and space there have no meaning at all.
So I think you've used the term absolutely appropriately.
David Derbes, done till Jan! |
12.27.08 - 6:28 pm | #
OK, kids, I'm off to a holiday party. We're celebrating not only the Solstice, but our less than 30 days to PRESIDENT Barack Hussein Obama status.
Apprentice to Darth Holden |
12.27.08 - 6:29 pm | #
no worries -- i'm just whining today for some reason.
ina, unwrapped
What was it somebody here said the other day, "Post Party Depression."
Common holiday malady.
Diane C. Barking-Mad |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:29 pm | #
Those little kids kick your ass at the Apples to Apples table, did they?
V for Virginia, Boxing |
how are we?
Uncle Blodge, MTC |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:29 pm | #
Oh, the horrors! Dumbass.
ms fahrenheit
I'm a great suporter of neutering badly behaved animals....
JR, kerosene and a match |
12.27.08 - 6:29 pm | #
I've met alot of women who came on too strong for me.
2OżO9 |
12.27.08 - 6:30 pm | #
don't believe I have ever met woman who came on too strong for me. I think even NTodd will back me up on that.
Like son, like father...
NTodd, Trollson | Homepage | 12.27.08 - 6:27 pm
Fizzy beverage to NTodd. My first thought exactly, except in the reverese order.
Libby, somewhat mellow |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:30 pm | #
JR, his name's not Lucabrazzi, but he might actually get that reference.
Sallyh, Sad Grandmere |
12.27.08 - 6:30 pm | #
I foolishly tried to understand what the hell he was saying.
Ah, see? There's your problem, right there.
All we have to really understand is what *we* are saying/thinking/feeling in these situations. The other person has, so to speak, his/her own higher power.
You move on at the point where you stop trying to explain yourself or trying to understand where the other person -- who is, in this case, just a dick -- is coming from.
V for Virginia, Boxing |
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12.27.08 - 6:30 pm | #
Oh dear!
Both NTodd and NTodd'sPa on at the same time.
Even my ancient heart is a flutter.
Diane C. Barking-Mad |
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12.27.08 - 6:31 pm | #
and thanks, Terry C.
ms fahrenheit/stop the wars |
12.27.08 - 6:32 pm | #
if I have sex with another man then I have violated some sancrosanct idea in his pea size brain.
Gotta love these guys who think that a woman's body is THEIR property.
Terry C - Post-Xmas Blues |
12.27.08 - 6:32 pm | #
Well good evening
I see I'm in time for Eschaton Group Therapy this evening.
I'll just sit over here next to the coffee maker....
left rev, stinking ulcers |
12.27.08 - 6:32 pm | #
All we have to really understand is what *we* are saying/thinking/feeling in these situations. The other person has, so to speak, his/her own higher power.
And there it is: you can't reason out something when you don't want to be with a person (or vice versa), nor can you go lawyerly and say, "well, you said back on XYZ date that you'd love me forever" or shit like that. You're done, you move on, that's it.
Obviously there are some complications with kids and stuff, but that's the legal side of things. You have every right to your feelings and if you've communicated them and he still doesn't get it, well, sometimes that just doesn't fucking matter.
NTodd, Trollson |
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12.27.08 - 6:33 pm | #
So I think you've used the term absolutely appropriately.
David Derbes, done till Jan!
ok, now how the fuck do you solve triangles?
1Watt, Hermit |
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12.27.08 - 6:33 pm | #
You move on at the point where you stop trying to explain yourself or trying to understand where the other person -- who is, in this case, just a dick -- is coming from.
V for Virginia,
I'd just sic the dog on 'em.
I'm not known for being overly empathetic with assholes.
Well, I'm not known for being overly mepathetic.....
JR, kerosene and a match |
12.27.08 - 6:33 pm | #
In the function y = 1/(x-2), the value x = 2 is a singularity, because there y = 1/0 and the mathematical police come to arrest you for dividing by zero.
I'll divide by zero whenever I want and to hell with their pissy little rules.
rootless-e, 2cd amendment |
12.27.08 - 6:33 pm | #
I'll just sit over here next to the coffee maker....
What was it somebody here said the other day, "Post Party Depression."
Common holiday malady.
Diane C. Barking-Mad | Homepage | 12.27.08 - 6:29 pm
I used to get that after balloon rallies back in my hot air days. You spend a weekend with the coolest people, laughing and drinking all night, flying beautiful balloons all day, champagne for breakfast and then it's over. The letdown is horrible.
Libby, somewhat mellow |
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12.27.08 - 6:34 pm | #
My problem has always been my extreme good looks. Seriously, I hate it now. I used to think by the time I was 30 I would be washed out but not so. So I do things to hide it.
2OżO9 |
12.27.08 - 6:34 pm | #
I used to get that after balloon rallies back in my hot air days.
the other person -- who is, in this case, just a dick -- is coming from.
V for Virginia, Boxing | Homepage | 12.27.08 - 6:30 pm | #
You do remember you met him, right?
(Yes, a dick, correct.)
ms fahrenheit/stop the wars |
12.27.08 - 6:35 pm | #
I used to get that after balloon rallies back in my hot air days. You spend a weekend with the coolest people, laughing and drinking all night, flying beautiful balloons all day, champagne for breakfast and then it's over. The letdown is horrible.
Libby, somewhat mellow
OK. Except for the latedown feelings, this sounds like the coolest hobby ever.
left rev, stinking ulcers |
12.27.08 - 6:35 pm | #
I always try to dress like a bum. Wear sunglasses.
2OżO9 |
12.27.08 - 6:35 pm | #
I'll just sit over here next to the coffee maker....
left rev, stinking ulcers
No, don't! We're spending NTodd's inheritance!
V for Virginia, Boxing |
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12.27.08 - 6:36 pm | #
I was sent a number of nice things this season... some of which arrived yesterday (cookies!).
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Jeffraham Prestonian |
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12.27.08 - 6:36 pm | #
My problem has always been my extreme good looks. Seriously, I hate it now. I used to think by the time I was 30 I would be washed out but not so. So I do things to hide it.
2OżO9
Being an asshole isn't a problem?
trifecta |
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12.27.08 - 6:36 pm | #
It never ceases to delight me how good soups and stews are even better on the second day.
I made cabbage lentil soup this morning. It was good today, but it will be even better tomorrow. I froze several batches for nights when I get home too late to cook.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator |
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12.27.08 - 6:36 pm | #
No suggestions for gobbet of cow heart?
JR, kerosene and a match |
12.27.08 - 6:36 pm | #
the function y = 1/(x-2), the value x = 2 is a singularity, because there y = 1/0 and the mathematical police come to arrest you for dividing by zero.
Great idea for a blog. I like it.
Libby, somewhat mellow
thanks, libby. i think i'm also going to have to start a collection or really dull music for those with a phobia of rhythms that make them wanna get up and dance
Explaining her dislike of peas, she said: "They tend to just look at me – ganging up on me. All the hairs on the back of my neck go up. I have to know where they are in the supermarket before I go in. It's just controlling my life now. I would like to be a dinner lady at my daughter's school, but I'm not even able to be in the same room as someone eating them."
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Tea bags, tree roots and midgets are other terrors discussed in Britain's Weirdest Phobias, broadcast on Tuesday at 8pm.
ok, i'm pissing-in-my-pants laughing at this point...
I almost understand Britney Spears wanting to be left alone like that but I never went haywire. It's the the culture, basically.
2OżO9 |
12.27.08 - 6:37 pm | #
I'll just sit over here next to the coffee maker....
left rev, stinking ulcers
No, don't! We're spending NTodd's inheritance!
V for Virginia, Boxing
In that case, I think we should be brewing free trade organic coffee with the civet cat excrement. I hear its VEEEEERY expensive.
left rev, stinking ulcers |
12.27.08 - 6:37 pm | #
Fresh fish? Not nice and rotten?
annieangel
When you send it third class parcel post, you never know what will happen....
JR, kerosene and a match
So I think you've used the term absolutely appropriately.
David Derbes, done till Jan!
Hah! Take that, 15 IQ points that have abandoned ship since the 70s!
V for Virginia, Boxing |
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12.27.08 - 6:38 pm | #
I dunno what a gobbet is, but grind it up and make burgers.
annieangel |
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12.27.08 - 6:38 pm | #
I always try to dress like a bum. Wear sunglasses.
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me too. but whether its my angelic looks, the brilliant way I solve problems in reverse cohomology without looking, my virtuosic violin playing, the architectural wonders I have created from common kitchen ingredients to house the wretched, or the way I appear to dance as I subdue criminal republicans effortlessly and remand them to custody, people still recognize me.
rootless-e, 2cd amendment |
12.27.08 - 6:38 pm | #
No suggestions for gobbet of cow heart?
JR, kerosene and a match
Arw we talking within the bounds of legal here, or just let your imagination run wild?
left rev, stinking ulcers |
12.27.08 - 6:38 pm | #
I will go get beer, bread and toilet tissue.
bbl
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Jeffraham Prestonian |
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12.27.08 - 6:39 pm | #
the mathematical police come to arrest you for dividing by zero
also will reliable cause any computer program to crash really hard
might even crash its was thru the bleu screen of ze death
Arw we talking within the bounds of legal here, or just let your imagination run wild?
left rev
Well, I was thinking about cooking it, but if you have any suggestions tht involve the phrase "statute of limitations" I'd like to hear 'em.
JR, kerosene and a match |
12.27.08 - 6:40 pm | #
No suggestions for gobbet of cow heart?
JR, kerosene and a match
Target practice
Anatomy lesson
Prank gift to asshole of your choice
V for Virginia, Boxing |
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12.27.08 - 6:40 pm | #
ms fahrenheit/stop the war : Apparently, moving out four years ago wasn't enough of a hint. I can get a job, raise our daughters alone, move out of the state for a job, and all is good, but if I have sex with another man then I have violated some sancrosanct idea in his pea size brain.
Oh, the horrors! Dumbass.
There seems to be an entire class of dumbass. The Dreadful Bear, after abandoning her children with me (for once) for more than a year, clean lost her mind when she discovered that I had taken up with the Red Queen.
Nearly five years and she's still not over it. Heh.
I have a question for you Tacitus. Did they really play ragtime that fast (like in the link in your most recent post) or was the recording equipment going the wrong speed? Cuz that sounds crazy fast.
Willendorf Venus |
12.27.08 - 6:40 pm | #
So I'm now just mostly reclusive. I know many would think, hey, good looking, plently of sex. But that's all they want. All they ever want. All they ever want.
Think about that. What about who you are inside?
2OżO9 |
12.27.08 - 6:40 pm | #
I will go get beer, bread and toilet tissue.
Is there a storm coming?
ms fahrenheit/stop the wars |
12.27.08 - 6:40 pm | #
ms fahrenheit: Is there a storm coming?
Just nearly out or out of all the above.
bbl
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Jeffraham Prestonian |
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12.27.08 - 6:41 pm | #
me too. but whether its my angelic looks, the brilliant way I solve problems in reverse cohomology without looking, my virtuosic violin playing, the architectural wonders I have created from common kitchen ingredients to house the wretched, or the way I appear to dance as I subdue criminal republicans effortlessly and remand them to custody, people still recognize me.
rootless-e, 2cd amendment
rootless is mimi?
V for Virginia, Boxing |
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12.27.08 - 6:41 pm | #
Well, I'm not known for being overly mepathetic.....
There's one for the Typo Hall of Fame
Gromit, sell by 1993 |
12.27.08 - 6:42 pm | #
My sympathies Meander.
ms fahrenheit/stop the wars |
12.27.08 - 6:42 pm | #
JR, I suggest swapping dinners with the cat.
Willendorf Venus |
12.27.08 - 6:42 pm | #
Me: "yes I would son, no grandbabies until you are at least 25."
ErinPDX
good luck with that.
Son was 33 when G/Son was born. I was beginning to give up hope. But it was really perfect. He'd had a chance to travel, have a lot of fun, get established career-wise. Now, watching him w G/Son, being such a good dad, esp. when he had no model for that, is just such a deep deep pleasure for me.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator |
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12.27.08 - 6:43 pm | #
Being an asshole isn't a problem?
trifecta | Homepage | 12.27.08 - 6:36 pm | #
Wouldn't you be somewhat leary if you had that same what I've gone through?
2OżO9 |
12.27.08 - 6:43 pm | #
Meander! Am I your friend on facebook?
I accepted a couple of invites without actually knowing who they were, on the basis that they were friends of friends.
A clue would help
V for Virginia, Boxing |
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12.27.08 - 6:43 pm | #
Well, I was thinking about cooking it, but if you have any suggestions tht involve the phrase "statute of limitations" I'd like to hear 'em.
JR, kerosene and a match
WEll, my first thought involved youth group and a communion study.
My next thought concerned the inauguration and certain guest speakers.
My next thought leapt to a certain ex and his rather odd proclivaties (which is one reason why he is an ex).
How well can packages be tracked these days, anyway?
left rev, stinking ulcers |
12.27.08 - 6:43 pm | #
So I'm now just mostly reclusive. I know many would think, hey, good looking, plently of sex. But that's all they want. All they ever want. All they ever want.
Think about that. What about who you are inside?
2OżO9
You are still an asshole. It's ok.
trifecta |
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12.27.08 - 6:43 pm | #
rootless is mimi?
V for Virginia, Boxing | Homepage | 12.27.08 - 6:41 pm | #
Is it one of those "need snark tags" days around here again?
rootless-e, 2cd amendment |
12.27.08 - 6:44 pm | #
OK. Except for the latedown feelings, this sounds like the coolest hobby ever.
left rev, stinking ulcers | 12.27.08 - 6:35 pm
Best six years of my life was spent with balloonists and skydivers. Ballooning was better though because it was easier to share with friends and it's like having a wonderful birthday party with really big balloons every weekend.
Libby, somewhat mellow |
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12.27.08 - 6:44 pm | #
I accepted a couple of invites without actually knowing who they were
I know who very few are here. Nyms don't come with FB.
ms fahrenheit/stop the wars |
12.27.08 - 6:45 pm | #
Hah! Take that, 15 IQ points that have abandoned ship since the 70s!
Damn. Between the booze and the lack of estrogen, I figure I'm down 25 or so.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator |
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12.27.08 - 6:45 pm | #
Is it one of those "need snark tags" days around here again?
rootless-e, 2cd amendment
No, but you might check the batteries in your snark detector.
V for Virginia, Boxing |
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12.27.08 - 6:45 pm | #
Diane C. Barking-Mad : What was it somebody here said the other day, "Post Party Depression."
Common holiday malady.
I was just having that conversation. Sounds like the depression that many people feel after returning to Houston after a trip someplace nice.
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Meander |
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12.27.08 - 6:45 pm | #
How well can packages be tracked these days, anyway?
left rev
I have some friends in the bidness. they can lose the paperwork.
JR, kerosene and a match |
12.27.08 - 6:46 pm | #
No suggestions for gobbet of cow heart?
JR, kerosene and a match
Well, I suppose you could prepare it the same way one would veal kidneys.
Trim it, soak it in water and vinegar for a couple of hours, then thinly slice it.
Salt and pepper it, then dredge in flour, then brown quickly in butter.
Add garlic and onion and rosemary or other herbs, add some red wine and broth and simmer for 10-15 minutes.
Diane C. Barking-Mad |
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12.27.08 - 6:46 pm | #
My next thought concerned the inauguration and certain guest speakers.
Stuff it inside a shoe, first, M'kay?
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator |
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12.27.08 - 6:46 pm | #
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Gromit, sell by 1993 |
12.27.08 - 6:46 pm | #
No, but you might check the batteries in your snark detector.
V for Virginia, Boxing | Homepage | 12.27.08 - 6:45 pm | #
i needed those batteries for the power supply to the village I built in Bangladesh last week,
rootless-e, 2cd amendment |
12.27.08 - 6:46 pm | #
Damn. Between the booze and the lack of estrogen, I figure I'm down 25 or so.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
Oh, sure, lord it over me how much smarter than I you were to begin with if you must.
V for Virginia, Boxing |
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12.27.08 - 6:46 pm | #
I have a question for you Tacitus. Did they really play ragtime that fast (like in the link in your most recent post) or was the recording equipment going the wrong speed? Cuz that sounds crazy fast.
Willendorf Venus
down home rag is not really ragtime, strictly speaking (neither is alexander's ragtime band, but you see in those days you called it a rag if you wanted it to make money). scott joplin famously said "ragtime is never to be played fast", not that that stopped anybody. down home rag has more of what might be called a "minstrel show" rhythm, with the eight beats of the bar divided up as ONE-two-three-one-TWO-three-one-two
having said that, the tempo is indeed as intended, and the record is not speeded up. i love any hot music that musicians manage to play well at speeds like that, and i hope to post more at that speed or even faster!
I am not depressed. The asshole has his problems, but they aren't mine.
Life is good for all of us.
ms fahrenheit/stop the wars |
12.27.08 - 6:47 pm | #
Son was 33 when G/Son was born. I was beginning to give up hope. But it was really perfect. He'd had a chance to travel, have a lot of fun, get established career-wise. Now, watching him w G/Son, being such a good dad, esp. when he had no model for that, is just such a deep deep pleasure for me.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator | Homepage
My daughter waited until the same age. I had about given up myself. The waiting didn't make it any less wonderful now.
Libby, somewhat mellow |
Homepage |
12.27.08 - 6:48 pm | #
Now, watching him w G/Son, being such a good dad, esp. when he had no model for that, is just such a deep deep pleasure for me.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
My critter spawned @ 18. Marriage didn't last, (married one of those gomez types). But. now she's 31 settled with a cool, hard working guy, that's so whupped it almost funny.
1Watt, Hermit |
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12.27.08 - 6:48 pm | #
As is obvious, I do not love this state. (Sorry, ronjazz)
Sallyh, Sad Grandmere | 12.27.08 - 6:18 pm | #
Don't apologize. CT sukz almost as much as trolls and Republicans.
ronjazz |
12.27.08 - 6:48 pm | #
My daughter waited until the same age. I had about given up myself. The waiting didn't make it any less wonderful now.
Libby, somewhat mellow
My kids are 27 and 24.
They can take as much time as they like.
Terry C - Post-Xmas Blues |
12.27.08 - 6:49 pm | #
I'm very cold to someone now after being used for sex. But I now spend my time gardening and caring for others. It ain't like I'm volunteering at the homeless shelter. Hell there, the same thing wanting sex. But I give my time to my partner making him enjoy life. These plants I got?. I'll let him plant them in the containers. They're still in the little plastic containers and he will love that. And I wont let him use my little gardening tools. Has to be done by hand. he he
2OżO9 |
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