I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

First?


Damn!


That's two now


Gravatar[bows to the supreme commander]


GravatarThread Penguin!
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GravatarCut off at third


Gravatarif it's a holiday, why am i at work?


GravatarSo has it been low trolling today? I've been trying to find a bat Webkinz the last hour or so.


GravatarUncle Blodge,

I missed you on xmas, but I hope your natal day was v enjoyable. Course, we will actually celebrate it on June 25th.


Gravatarif it's a holiday, why am i at work?
stoat | 12.27.08 - 4:38 pm | #


omg! you're the easter bunny!


Gravatarif it's a holiday, why am i at work?
stoat


Wine, wine, wine. That's all you do.


GravatarBrought up from the recently departed (ex parrot) thread:

From Greenwald today:

In fairness to Calderone and his comrades in the political press, our media currently covers a country that has very few substantial problems and an administration that is renowned around the world for being competent, honest, conventional and quite uncontroversial.

For our local trolls, everything in italics above also is within sarcasm tags.


GravatarWine, wine, wine. That's all you do.
Gromit, sell by 1993


praise cheeses!


Gravatar"I missed you on xmas, but I hope your natal day was v enjoyable."

it was mt best in years


Gravataromg! you're the easter bunny!

The Easter Bunny!?

In December!?

Why, that's nonsense!


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GravatarSheets with that fresh clean feeling!


GravatarWine, wine, wine. That's all you do.

Which reminds me...


GravatarThanks, Jay!

Hope you're enjoying the weekend.


GravatarMy natal day occurred at some point over the last year.

None of you gave me gifts.

That has been noted.


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GravatarOoh, I have wine too!


GravatarSupreme Commander rules


GravatarI am making the boys pancakes and sausages for dinner. I think most of the food groups are covered. The pork and maple groups are important.


GravatarSallyh

hi


GravatarWhich reminds me...
NTodd


Did you speak to your pa about flirting online with all the hot chicks last night?

(Go NTodd's Pa!)


GravatarNEW CURLY!

Taken just moments ago!
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GravatarWine, wine, wine. That's all you do.
Gromit, sell by 1993

praise cheeses!
stoat


beer with it 'til we can whiskey away.


GravatarDid you speak to your pa about flirting online with all the hot chicks last night?

Yes, but apparently it went in one ear and out the other. That old goat.


GravatarI am excited about who NTodd's new stepmom may be!


GravatarSo has it been low trolling today? Supreme Commander Thor


Any trolling is too much.


Gravatarif it's a holiday, why am i at work?
stoat


Dedication to service?

Capitalist leech preying upon the lives of the workers?

Like living indoors and eating food?

So many possibilities . . .


GravatarI am making the boys pancakes and sausages for dinner. I think most of the food groups are covered. The pork and maple groups are important.

Don't forget chocolate cake and grapefruit juice!


Gravatarbeer with it 'til we can whiskey away.

Any port in the storm, says Sherry.


GravatarHey Uncle B


GravatarI am excited about who NTodd's new stepmom may be!

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. I need to get more money from NTodd's Pa before he starts blowing it on the Single Lovelies of Eschaton.


GravatarI think most of the food groups are covered. The pork and maple groups are important.
==

Pfft. It's much more general than that: salt, sugar, grease, starch. And you're covered!


GravatarDid you speak to your pa about flirting online with all the hot chicks last night?

(Go NTodd's Pa!)
Gromit, sell by


NTodd's Pa is one good looking sonofagun, I'll tell you what.

Of course, I'm basing this on his FB photo; maybe that was in the wallet when he bought it.


GravatarDid you speak to your pa about flirting online with all the hot chicks last night?

ALL of the hot chicks? I wasn't here dammit, and I was good during the movie, BTW!


GravatarBill Cosby: Chocolate cake for breakfast

http://www.videosift.com/video/B...kefor- Breakfast


GravatarI need to get more money from NTodd's Pa before he starts blowing it on the Single Lovelies of Eschaton.
NTodd, Moral CompASS |






(could you introduce him to my wishlist, perchance??)


Gravataroh, I started my blog back up today since NTodd refused to blog, i decided to give it another try.


GravatarBill Cosby: Chocolate cake for breakfast

Dad is great! Give us the chocolate cake!


Gravatar(º)(º)


GravatarChocolate cake is an essential part of a good breakfast.


Gravatartri it needs the fruit group; I suggest strawberry jelly beans or calvados or something.


GravatarNTodd's Pa is one good looking sonofagun, I'll tell you what.

Of course, I'm basing this on his FB photo; maybe that was in the wallet when he bought it.
V for Virginia, Boxing


I saw that FB photo. He is very good looking.


GravatarDripping furiously outside, and my mail is froze. Ick.


Gravatar74° is the temperature when the sweatshirt I slept in has to come off.
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GravatarBill Cosby: Chocolate cake for breakfast


Outta my haid!


GravatarI have no idea how Gomez thought he could fuck over a beloved member of our community and get away with it.

Delusional thinking at its finest.
Sallyh, Sad Grandmere

It sure sounds like he did. But would it kill you to wait until you hear his side, if he cares to bare it all teh way you seem to love to do? That is, if he chooses to post it here. This all sounds highly personal. And while if what you say hapopened to you really happened Vicki, I'm sorry it did, then at the same time, don't post any more of that crap about not kissing and telling, because you are laying your problems out there for all.

And hoping that they all jump on your side. And they all might be right. But whem you are asking people to stand by you in something that happened between two people, I don't think it right.

Sorry, just my opinion.
General Zod | 12.27.08 - 4:49 pm | #


Gravatar(ş)(ş)

Now there's some guano!


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GravatarALL of the hot chicks? I wasn't here dammit, and I was good during the movie, BTW!
ms fahrenheit/stop the wars


How are we supposed to keep our heads? It's like 49 of the Ms DFH contestants invade the place and we're supposed to notice that Ms California is missing?


Gravatartri it needs the fruit group; I suggest strawberry jelly beans or calvados or something.

Could always spread strawberry preserves on the pancakes with a little powdered sugar....

That takes care of the fruit group.


GravatarComment by General Zod blocked.


GravatarActually I'd LOVE to hear the other side of it.

Guaranteed laugh riot.


GravatarI think we're going to have to wait and listen to Gomez's side of the story.
rooster


I just have to say something here: I'm not sure that he *has* a "side of the story." The reason I say that is that he blindsided me with deception. We hadn't been fighting, he had just talked to me about getting married again last week, and he told me he wanted to open presents together on Christmas, and that he was going to his parents' on Christmas Day. And then I get a text on Christmas morning that he's in Hawaii.

This is a pretty fucking clear cut case of deception and lies, and no matter how you slice it, I don't think he has a side that flies, unless defending deception and lies is up your alley.

What could he possibly say? "I didn't tell her I was going to Hawaii with my secretary because I knew she'd be pissed, especially when I've been telling her for eight months that I'm coming to see her as soon as I have the time and the money?"

Everything I'm telling here is the honest to goodness truth, and if someone can find some angle as to why it's a good thing that he pulled this off, I'm all ears. I've looked at it from every which way but loose, and I can't find one.


GravatarActually I'd LOVE to hear the other side of it.



Guaranteed laugh riot.


Could probably fertilize a lot of greenspace with all of THAT bullshit.


GravatarNTodd I wish you'd go to Scramble/play live/library 4X4 and show 'em how it's done once in a while.

I hate getting pounded to dust by strangers.


GravatarI think we're going to have to wait and listen to Gomez's side of the story.

rooster


I think YOU need to blow it out your ass.


GravatarAny trolling is too much.
Terry C - Post-Xmas Blues


Very true. The best trolling is no trolling.


GravatarVicki, rooster's wrong. There is no 'other' side.

Dog, I hate people sometimes.


GravatarI've looked at it from every which way but loose, and I can't find one.

Yup, even the Evil Twin excuse wouldn't work in this situation.


GravatarHugs, Vicki. You really don't have to explain anything.


GravatarI think we're going to have to wait and listen to Gomez's side of the story.
rooster


Yeah, we come to snuff the rooster--


GravatarVery true. The best trolling is no trolling.


Particularly when it's Cali The Pig.


GravatarI'm thinking more coffee, and I'll be ready for anything.
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GravatarYeah, we come to snuff the rooster--

Do you guys hire for outside jobs?


Gravatar"rooster"


Kind of says it all.


GravatarZod, for the record, I don't care who loves or hates me, or sides with me, or not.

I wouldn't have posted anything here, except I was worried about him, and someone happened to ask about whether or not I found him right before he sent me the text. I'm sorry it doesn't line up in your world view, but it is what it is.

I don't lie.


GravatarJunior Army officer breakfast of champions:

Cold leftover pizza and warm leftover beer.


GravatarForensic Files is not as fun as badboyzbadboyz.
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GravatarJunior Army officer breakfast of champions:

Cold leftover pizza and warm leftover beer.
Apprentice to Darth Holden

A college favorite, too.


GravatarDo you guys hire for outside jobs?

For some situations, we'll do it for free...


and cake.


GravatarGromit

Lame attempt at a save.


[glares]


GravatarAnd hoping that they all jump on your side. And they all might be right. But whem you are asking people to stand by you in something that happened between two people, I don't think it right.

The dude texted her on Christmas fucking day that he and his secretary are in Hawaii. After he said he couldn't be in MI with Vicki on Christmas fucking day.

Sorry, just my opinion.

A gratuitous one at that. You sure are sorry, motherfucker.


GravatarJust a note from earlier:

The suggestions worked with a different cage. However, the little girl cat was far more ill than we thought. She has peace now.


GravatarYup, even the Evil Twin excuse wouldn't work in this situation.
Gromit, sell by 1993 | 12.27.08 - 4:56 pm | #


i could probably come up with one. but then, i write bizarre fiction.


GravatarYup, even the Evil Twin excuse wouldn't work in this situation.
Gromit, sell by 1993 | 12.27.08 - 4:56 pm | #

i could probably come up with one. but then, i write bizarre fiction.


Aliens abducted him, took him to Hawaii, made him sit in a hotel bar, and listen to a bad Don Ho imitator.


GravatarOh, Ek. You did a good thing. I'm sorry.


Gravatari could probably come up with one. but then, i write bizarre fiction.

Aliens abducted him, took him to Hawaii, made him sit in a hotel bar, and listen to a bad Don Ho imitator.


Then ran into Lilo and Stitch and went lolo surfing.


GravatarForensic Files is not as fun as badboyzbadboyz.



Doan like "Cops".


GravatarWine, wine, wine. That's all you do.
Gromit, sell by 1993


Spodee-o-dee, pass that bottle to me!


GravatarThe suggestions worked with a different cage. However, the little girl cat was far more ill than we thought. She has peace now.


Oh, so sorry to hear that

Poor little thing.


GravatarAliens abducted him, took him to Hawaii, made him sit in a hotel bar, and listen to a bad Don Ho imitator.
Doug | 12.27.08 - 5:05 pm | #


too easy.

and, unfair to aliens.

religious cult brainwashers with nefarious political aims, i suspect.

the bourne mendacity.


GravatarOh gad, I'm having adventures in auto repair. I left the dome light on, a few days ago on one of the vehicles, drained the battery totally flat, and it doesn't seem to want to hold a charge. Oh well, I'm heading off to Auto Zone.


GravatarShe has peace now.
EkCenTriK | 12.27.08 - 5:03 pm | #


aw, poor kitty. at least someone was caring for her at the end. thanks for that, ek.


GravatarOh, Ek. You did a good thing. I'm sorry.
mena


Yes, you did.


GravatarWheeeeeeeeeeee - my neighbor gave me Christmas tamales!

And the PrevenTic collar WORKS!


GravatarI left the dome light on,

Looking for some type of substance were we?


GravatarI am excited about who NTodd's new stepmom may be!
trifecta | Homepage | 12.27.08 - 4:46 pm | #



Me too! So many lovely ladies, so little time...


Gravatarone more load of laundry and i'm done.


GravatarI was under the impression the Gomez thing had long been over. I remember post mortems about the relationship being written months ago. Just thank god he didn't run to Hawaii with another woman from Eschaton.


GravatarMe too! So many lovely ladies, so little time...
NToddsPa




Gravatarmy neighbor gave me Christmas tamales!

What time should I be there? And, what should I bring to accompany those tamales?


GravatarWell, I'll tell you what: I never liked him. I thought he was just a big troll, and then he went away, and I got whiplash because it seemed like all of a sudden he wasn't really a troll, and after that I began to question my own troll-spotting abilities.

Glad that's over. I don't wish unhappiness or pain on anyone, including him, but I'm glad I don't have to think about him any more.


GravatarYou've got ticks up there. Never seen one on Speeder. Though the other doggies got ticks in Montana, he never got them up there either.


Gravatarwould it kill you to wait until you hear his side, if he cares to bare it all teh way you seem to love to do?

I don't think we need to hear it, really, but I'd sure love to.


Gravatarprofoundly pissed off

That's er..... profound.


GravatarI left the dome light on,

Looking for some type of substance were we?


Yes I was doing that.
Howdidya guess?


GravatarMe too! So many lovely ladies, so little time...
NToddsPa


I'd better set up Net Nanny on his computer...


GravatarThe nice thang about scooters: No dome light.

The not-so-nice thang about scooters: No roof.
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Gravataractually, i personally didn't need to hear either side.

vicki, i'm sure i'm not alone saying this: i'd stand by you no matter what. even though we've only met in e-space, after a while one learns the character of people here. especially the ones who post about their own lives.

drier stopped - back after folding.


GravatarOh gad, I'm having adventures in auto repair. I left the dome light on, a few days ago on one of the vehicles, drained the battery totally flat, and it doesn't seem to want to hold a charge. Oh well, I'm heading off to Auto Zone.
Doug


Went through bezackly the same thing this week, except my beloved child left the dome light on.


GravatarAnd the PrevenTic collar WORKS!

GWPDA yclept Damaged Historian | 12.27.08 - 5:09 pm | #

send one to cali.


GravatarTicks. Ticks! I'm currently staying with a beloved elderly Golden who is so sweet, but really doesn't like being combed, so I have to bribe her with bitty bits of fine treats. I got some combing done today, and killed one big about-to-pounce tick ded ded ded. One down, eleventy-seven jillion to go.


GravatarYes I was doing that.
Howdidya guess?

Just a hunch.


GravatarWhat time should I be there? And, what should I bring to accompany those tamales?

Hmmmmmm....  I should go start the water boiling to steam them, hunh.  Say, 5.30?  Bring beer.

Doug, we get these damned brown ticks in on the irrigation.  Up until two months ago, standard tick collars were working fine - I'd switched to those from Frontline cause that seemed to make Arthur a little nutty (calling QVC and ordering lingerie, that sort of thing.)  Then, the collar didn't work and Arthur got overtaken by ticks - horrible, appalling.  Couldn't get them off him - Frontline only marginally effective, a tick bath only slightly - but this PrevenTic collar is working as advertised.  Kills all the ticks within the first 48 hours and within first 24 prevents any new ones attaching.  I've just been curry combing out all the dead ones.  Icky, but so gratifying.


GravatarSo... would you take on a scooter courier that had a bitchin' tattoo up his neck?
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GravatarPicked up the most beautiful plants at Home Depot you've ever seen in your life just now for about half price. (First I had them call the gardening manager. Always go to the top. Don't fool with the cashier.) I couldn't talk them down on the pansies because they're on consignment but the camellia belongs to them and I said: as scraggly as these pansies look (they just need water which they're getting from the rain now) and it's late in the season, mark the camellia down then. And he was like, "Look, the most I can do is down to $10." I said, let me have it for $3 and I'll take all of this as much money as I spend here. (I spend too much money in there with my containers and all and I picked up another one of those.)

This it the prettiest little camellia blooming tree you've ever seen. Too small to bloom yet but it will. They love shade like on my patio and acidic soil which my organics are in my containers. It's slightly pinkish white. They had tons of the red already blooming but this was the only one they had like this and was perfect for me. It's named Ave Maria Camellia.


GravatarI was under the impression the Gomez thing had long been over. I remember post mortems about the relationship being written months ago.

I decided not to discuss the relationship on the blog due to the grief I was getting for it and asked him not to, so we refrained for months. That's why everything was kept quiet, so as not to evoke people's comments one way or another. It was the same with krsaz. Decided not to push it.

The only reason I mentioned it at all was because I was concerned, and then when I got the text, I was shocked.

But I'm sick to death of being beaten up for talking about it/not talking about it. It is what it is. Even if people hate that phrase: it is what it is.


GravatarSo... would you take on a scooter courier that had a bitchin' tattoo up his neck?

I suggest a stun stick for doing this courier thing.

Just a little extra protection.


GravatarSo... would you take on a scooter courier that had a bitchin' tattoo up his neck?
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Jeffraham Prestonian


Hot or not?


GravatarAnd the PrevenTic collar WORKS!

...and the ticks are getting nervous.


GravatarThe only ticks I see are ones with major attitude. Not scared of nothin.


Gravatar Willendorf Venus: Hot or not?

Eh, well, he's not my type. He's youngish, thin, about my height (5' 9") and looks a little like the guy on SNL that plays Obama, but shorter, and the tattoo.
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GravatarThe only ticks I see are ones with major attitude. Not scared of nothin.
Larkspur | 12.27.08 - 5:17 pm | #


tic-TOC damnit! tic-TOC!!

(i don't even remember from whence that comes)


GravatarAnd he goes by his last name, only.
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GravatarDoug: I don't know where you live, I don't know how old your battery is, and I don't know how long the dome light was left on.

In my limited experience, the dome light wouldn't kill the battery even after eight hours, even if it was pretty cold the car should still start.

So I think you need a new battery. Short term pain prevents long term misery. Batteries at best are good for five years, maybe less in rough climates like Chicago.

Few things lousier than needing a new battery in e.g. Greenville, MS on a Sunday afternoon, and I speak from experience.


GravatarVicki, you get to decide what you say or don't say. You're an adult. If people don't like it they don't have to read it, if they want to know details you don't want to discuss, it's your right to refuse to gratify their curiosity. That's really about all there is to it. You get to decide these things.


Gravatartic-TOC damnit! tic-TOC!!

(i don't even remember from whence that comes)


'Hook", w/ Robin Williams, Dustin Hoffman.


GravatarBut I'm sick to death of being beaten up for talking about it/not talking about it. It is what it is. Even if people hate that phrase: it is what it is.

Given that people have beaten you up for the same shit they talk about, I'd say that you're in the clear. Really, it's all about personal choices and boundaries--they're all different, and judging somebody by how they choose to share is fucking ridiculous. You keep talking, lady.


GravatarSo... would you take on a scooter courier that had a bitchin' tattoo up his neck?

"take on" as in hire? as a roommate? or in a fight?

i think i'd need more info in any case.


GravatarOh, EkCenTrik,so sorry.

You're a prince for taking care of her.


GravatarYeah. If the battery won't hold a charge, it has a dead cell, at least. Trade that puppy in for a fresh 'un.
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GravatarAnd he goes by his last name, only.


You mean like Tonks?


Gravatar dirk gently: "take on" as in hire? as a roommate? or in a fight?

i think i'd need more info in any case.


Hire (independent contractor, of course).

In fact, since he's an early rider, I could play dispatcher, for the time being...
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GravatarEarly RISER, I means.
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GravatarIn my limited experience, the dome light wouldn't kill the battery even after eight hours, even if it was pretty cold the car should still start.

The battery was pretty new, and is the "interstate" brand. But the dome light was one several days without me running the auto. I guess since I was riding around with the wife or son, I or them was driving one of their autos which are newer than mine. When running the Cherokee is very functional, but rough and rattly to ride in, since a good part of it's life it's been driven on frozen and unpaved roads.


GravatarBut I'm sick to death of being beaten up for talking about it/not talking about it. It is what it is. Even if people hate that phrase: it is what it is.
Vicki, profoundly pissed off | Homepage | 12.27.08 - 5:15 pm | #


See, never pick up on something with another man or woman on a blog. It usually doesn't work out. I wanted to tell you. Yeah, for some time, I considered pursuing something with NTodd but those things just never work out so it's best left alone.


GravatarEarly RISER, I means

That's what YOU say.


GravatarYou keep talking, lady.


Yep. We got your back, gf.


Gravatar
You mean like Tonks?
Apprentice to Darth Holden


like Hitler.


GravatarMy scooter guy says this is an AWESOME idea, IHO. And he thinks he can toss another couple of part-time scooter ppl my way, too.
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GravatarSo I think you need a new battery.

they are pretty easy to test.

does it charge? up to the recommended voltage? does it maintain voltage under a load? autozone should have a load meter with which to check it at no charge before you buy a new one.

here's why: when i was working auto parts, a guy came in and bought a battery. he didn't have the old one and didn't want any advice from some hippy kid store manager by god. an hour later, unable to start the car, he came back and threw the battery through our front display window.

asshole. the battery was fine. i suspect his starter was cooked.


GravatarIt looks like soon JP will be the 'man', the guy we all have to hate.


Fscking capitalists.


GravatarDoug, the only battery in AZ that'll even come close to a 60 month life is Interstate.  I once got 50 months out of one!  Take it in, replace it - pay the $2.00.


GravatarBut I'm sick to death of being beaten up for talking about it/not talking about it. It is what it is. Even if people hate that phrase: it is what it is.


Beaten up by who? We're your friends and we've got your back.

Anyone who can't deal with that - screw 'em!


Gravatarsounds like JP is about to become "the boss"

"the man"

"the big fat cat"

maybe someday he'll get a bailout.


GravatarThe batteries (2) in my GMC diesel are fine going on 6 yrs.

I suspect it's got to do with the 145 amp alternator, and having the system from the factory set up for a snowplow/RV.


Gravatarcoke to doug [*grumble grumble*]


Gravatar Doug: It looks like soon JP will be the 'man', the guy we all have to hate.



Naw, as long as I can pay expenses and clear enough to pay rent, food, etc., I'm happy to sit on any excesses to pay out as bonuses, help w/repairs on scooters, etc.
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Gravatarhttp://media.mcclatchydc.com/ sme...ffiliate.91.jpg

History squishes Bush with a shoe


GravatarI tend to be suspicious of any battery, regardless of the brand.

It's the one piece of modern tech that's not gotten much further than 17th century tech once you get beyond the pretty plastic cases they come in.

It's always cheaper to start with the battery with any starting issues with a car. The other problem is that I've been charging the battery with a very old and flakey trickle charger, which is the other reason to go to auto zone, to get another one of those.


GravatarAnd the PrevenTic collar WORKS!

GWPDA yclept Damaged Historian

send one to cali.
ronjazz


A flamethrower would work better.


Gravatarhttp://media.mcclatchydc.com/ sme...ffiliate.91.jpg


GravatarA flamethrower would work better

With napalm in the tanks.


GravatarNaw, as long as I can pay expenses and clear enough to pay rent, food, etc., I'm happy to sit on any excesses to pay out as bonuses, help w/repairs on scooters, etc.

yeah, that's how carnegie started out too. but as time went on, his expenses magically grew along with his income. once you are paying $100,000 a month for that nice mansion you won't have much left over for part-time scooterdudes' bonuses.


Gravatarsounds like JP is about to become "the boss"

"the man"

"the big fat cat"


"Top dog"

"Big Cheese"

"Grand Poohbah"

"His Nibs"

"Lord High Inquistor"

"El Buffon"

"The Chief" (as in "sorry about that, Chief")


GravatarThe 12 hour rain event is finally over. All that nice new fill on the road is swimming down the creek.


GravatarA flamethrower would work better

With napalm in the tanks.
Barndog, relieved


Really. He's disgusting.


Gravatarwith the pansies, I don't care for all the mixing of flower colors like purple, yellow and white with pansies and others is annoying. Just all one solid color for them all is the most tasteful and sensible.


GravatarHMFIC - Head Motherfucker In Charge


Gravataryeah, that's how carnegie started out too. but as time went on, his expenses magically grew along with his income.

Well as long as you give most of it away before you pass on, I guess it will be OK.


Gravatarsounds like JP is about to become "the boss"
"the man"
"the big fat cat"
"Top dog"
"Big Cheese"
"Grand Poohbah"
"His Nibs"
"Lord High Inquistor"
"El Buffon"
"The Chief" (as in "sorry about that, Chief")
Apprentice to Darth Holden | 12.27.08 - 5:31 pm |


"sugar daddy"?


/joke (p.s. haloscan can suck on my carriage return)


Gravatar dirk gently: yeah, that's how carnegie started out too. but as time went on, his expenses magically grew along with his income. once you are paying $100,000 a month for that nice mansion you won't have much left over for part-time scooterdudes' bonuses.

Well, I doubt the thang would ever see $100K/mo. in revenue, let alone... well, whatevah.

But with the right marketing, It might do okay. I have a lot of these GPS phones that'll work through 2010, which is cool. Allows the dispatcher and customers to know where our guys are.
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Gravatar"The Chief" (as in "sorry about that, Chief")
Apprentice to Darth Holden


The Big Kuhuna.


GravatarJP, once you get all the fiddley details worked out, you should sell franchises in other urban areas.

Talk to an accountant before long, to at least get the bookeeping details clear and simple.


GravatarYeah. If the battery won't hold a charge, it has a dead cell, at least. Trade that puppy in for a fresh 'un.

Well, yes and no.

If complete discharges happen enough, sulfates build up enough to where it won't take a charge, let alone hold one.

But, if this is the first time it's been flattened, then it could just be reading a surface charge and the battery isn't really charged up.

When they're really, really flat, they don't pass current worth a darn. Put it on the charger at a low current for a day or two. When all the cells are cooking, it's getting a full charge.

I have a little trick for checking for dead cells, if a load tester isn't available. With a charger on and running, one can check each cell individually by putting the voltmeter leads directly into the electrolyte. In a normal battery, a good cell will read close to 2.1 volts, whether or not the battery is fully charged. If a cell is just starting to go, it will read around 1.8V. If the cell is shorted, it will read around 1.5-1.6V. Easy to check. Post to adjacent cell, then cell to cell, in turn, then last cell to post. If the battery's bad, most of the time, that test will indicate it.

At the local AutoZone, if they put a discharged battery on a load tester, they'll tell you it's bad, when it may not be.


GravatarThe potential "hire: has one of these.
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GravatarThe Big Kuhuna.

The Big Lebowski


Gravatarrather: with the pansies, they're all orange


GravatarTalk to an accountant before long, to at least get the bookeeping details clear and simple

You could do alot of that through INC.com - set up your business plan, etc, etc..


GravatarIt's the one piece of modern tech that's not gotten much further than 17th century tech once you get beyond the pretty plastic cases they come in.

well, again, they are easy to test. and believe it or not, sometimes just low on water (yeah, i know - they are "sealed" - bwahaha!)

under warrenty? sure, bring it in for replacement. otherwise, no sense in replacing a perfectly good battery if the charging or starting system is the problem.

you know, you can fix everything by removing the radiator cap, pulling the car out of the garage, pulling a new car in, and putting the cap back on that one. unless of course the radiator cap is defective.


GravatarThe Big Kuhuna.

The Big Lebowski
Deacon Blues


The Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler.


GravatarWho wants to start drinking?


Gravatar
The Big Lebowski
Deacon Blues


I don't fuckin' blog on fuckin' Shabbos!


GravatarThe Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler

Like you need to feed his ego that much...

/ducks


GravatarWho wants to start drinking?
trifecta


I've been ready to start drinking for about 2 hours now


GravatarWho wants to start drinking?

START? Pffffffffffffffbt.


GravatarWho wants to start drinking?
trifecta | Homepage | 12.27.08 - 5:36 pm
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Me!
Romulan Ale?
Saurian Brandy?

Tranya?


GravatarBut with the right marketing, It might do okay. I have a lot of these GPS phones that'll work through 2010, which is cool. Allows the dispatcher and customers to know where our guys are.
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Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 12.27.08 - 5:33 pm | #


i'm sure you'll do great. and wish you nothing but well. but you know what the real problem is, right?

your employees will be depending on you.


GravatarWho wants to start drinking?


Dude it's only 2:30 in the afternoon here! Shocked, I tells ya!

And the Mrs. is home....


GravatarIf you drop an unbuffered aspirin down each battery cell, they will ususally come back to life.


GravatarOh, cripes:

The Liberian issue September 11 commemorative something or other.

I am sick of 9-11.


Gravatarone can check each cell individually by putting the voltmeter leads directly into the electrolyte.

be sure to rinse very thoroughly!

when i was in that line of work, all of my jeans had tell-tale holes eaten in them. they don't show up until later.


GravatarWho wants to start drinking?

Sadly, I am unable to start because I've been drinking for a while...


Gravatar
The Liberian issue September 11 commemorative something or other.


They still whoring that damn thing? Jesus. Just wait until 2011 when the tenth anniversary comes around--


GravatarOMG! NTodd's pa was here last night looking for a date and NOBODY CALLED ME?


Gravatarbe sure to rinse very thoroughly!

Oh, yes. Doesn't do the voltmeter leads any good, either, to leave them with acid on them.


GravatarStarted a scrabble game with you NTodd


GravatarI would have to stop drinking in order to start drinking again. No sir, not gonna do it.


Gravatar dirk gently: your employees will be depending on you.

Sure. I explained to my potential hire that just starting out, he might be lucky to make $20/day, but he was cool with that. He's got a part-time night gig, too, so any extra is good for him.

He'll make more money if I have him doing all the courier work starting out, and me playing dispatcher, I suspect.
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GravatarIf you drop an unbuffered aspirin down each battery cell, they will ususally come back to life.
1Watt, Hermit | Homepage | 12.27.08 - 5:38 pm
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I heard you can do the same thing with humans. That's how zombies are made and that is why unbuffered aspirin is very popular in zombie country.


GravatarHi, Libby!


GravatarOMG! NTodd's pa was here last night looking for a date and NOBODY CALLED ME?
Libby, somewhat mellow


I suggest you make sure NTodd's Pa spends all the inheritance money on your honeymoon.


Gravatartri - I'll get to the game when our sat is back up. Scrabble sucks ass even worse over dialup.


GravatarSTART? Pffffffffffffffbt.
Barndog, relieved

really, i've been drink'n so much i'm sick of it.

cleaning up my dead youtube links.

and converting the ones i don't want to lose.


GravatarIf you drop an unbuffered aspirin down each battery cell, they will ususally come back to life.
1Watt, Hermit | Homepage | 12.27.08 - 5:38 pm | #


don't use tylanol gel-caps, though.



also, as intimated above, long discharge periods or too many fast charges will sometimes evaporate the water from a cell. even sealed cells. pop the top and fill with distilled water, then add the aspirin.


GravatarNtoddsPa. Wow! Ntodd better knock off the swearing and belching!


GravatarIf you drop an unbuffered aspirin down each battery cell, they will ususally come back to life.
1Watt


uh.. I'm fairly sure that aspirin aren't supposed to come to life...


GravatarPlease remember NTodd's Pa is a troll. The very worst kind. Do not feed it. Killfile is your friend. I say this as a completely objective and dispassionate observer. You'll thank me later.


GravatarSure. I explained to my potential hire that just starting out, he might be lucky to make $20/day, but he was cool with that.

plus tips


GravatarI feel like the Cloverfield monster.


Gravataruh.. I'm fairly sure that aspirin aren't supposed to come to life...

Frankenstein was actually an allegory warning against the hubris of taking painkillers.


GravatarWell, I'm still not sure about the dude, but his scooter is hot. Very nice.


GravatarTranya?

BAAAAAAAAAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


GravatarJP, be sure & draw the line at face tattoos. Blurry blue tears are a bad sign.


GravatarIt's like James at ESS was saying: He bets there's no shortage of scooter junkies here who would jump at the chance to make a few extra bux every week for a few hours of work, since getting paid to ride a scooter is pretty much gravy to guys like us.
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GravatarSure. I explained to my potential hire that just starting out, he might be lucky to make $20/day, but he was cool with that.

plus tips
dirk gently, sociopathetic
---------------

"When I answered the door I noticed that the only thing she had on was the radio."


GravatarI'm on drink #2, but I'm sipping because of this stupid crack game.

I'm gonna watch a movie or something.

See ya later, you betcha!


GravatarNtodd, son of TROLL. Has a nice ring to it.


GravatarHey Spocko - saw you over at the Mike Stark chat at FDL.

You do know my New Year's resolution is to hound your ass in aught-nine until we force a book out of you?

I've got enforcers backing me up on this...


GravatarNTodd, I had no idea incog wanted you.



That kills me.


GravatarI'm on drink #2, but I'm sipping because of this stupid crack game.


i find that drinking and launching finely timed catapult waves don't actually go well together.


GravatarNtodd, son of TROLL. Has a nice ring to it.

Please stay on topic, or you will be banned. I don't make the rules, I just enforce them.


GravatarNTodd is excited about the wedding. Could it be Juneish? He needs to get his grades in first.


GravatarSo hopefully this has already been asked and answered re: the scooter thang, but what's the insurance situation on that?


GravatarNTodd, I had no idea incog wanted you.

He didn't love me. He just loved my doggie style.


GravatarI just walked past my patio window wide open and saw those plants and stopped hold this beer, and I swear, I had to keep walking past because it was so beautiful my eyes starting welling up.


GravatarFlirted my tag.


GravatarPlease stay on topic, or you will be banned. I don't make the rules, I just enforce them.
NTodd, Trollson


that comment was not even remotely about holiday weekends.


Gravatarthis one's a keeper.


GravatarNTodd is excited about the wedding. Could it be Juneish? He needs to get his grades in first.
trifecta


Get the planning done early. The bride is a minor detail that can be decided at a later date.


Gravatar
I suggest you make sure NTodd's Pa spends all the inheritance money on your honeymoon.
trifecta |


will anyone ever buy me something from my wishlist??? whaaaa!!!!!


GravatarOh noes. You mean it's not really NTodd's pa? So I just put on my best pajamas for nothing?


GravatarFlirted my tag.
Vicki, Who ♥ NTodd's Pa


You aren't wearing pants either?


Gravatar dave™©: So hopefully this has already been asked and answered re: the scooter thang, but what's the insurance situation on that?

Independent contractors are responsible for their own in TN. I'll probably have to get them bonded, though, for liability regarding loss of packages.
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Gravatarwill anyone ever buy me something from my wishlist??? whaaaa!!!!!
ina


I have one, exactly one, thing on my wishlist.

Does anyone get it for me?

.. fucking wankers....


GravatarNTodd, I had no idea incog wanted you.

who among us does not want ntodd?


GravatarOh my, Vicki!


GravatarI want NTodd, but just for sex.


GravatarYou aren't wearing pants either?
trifecta


Honey, I'm sitting here staring at my orbs, thinking that poor Gomez will never fondle them again. His loss.
When he realizes that, he's gonna weep.


Gravatarou mean it's not really NTodd's pa? So I just put on my best pajamas for nothing?

It really is. I'm just warning people based on my 39 years of experience. It's a selfless service and part of the value I bring this community.


GravatarSo I just put on my best pajamas for nothing?
Libby, somewhat mellow | Homepage | 12.27.08 - 5:50 pm |


pajamas?

boy, are YOU doing this wrong.


GravatarI'll probably have to get them bonded, though, for liability regarding loss of packages.

Ah! That's what I was thinking of, actually...


GravatarHow about those Celtics?


GravatarI have one, exactly one, thing on my wishlist.

i have nothing on my wishlist. for obvious reasons.


GravatarOh my, Vicki!


Anyone who quotes Marvel has me at coy.


GravatarHoney, I'm sitting here staring at my orbs, thinking that poor Gomez will never fondle them again. His loss.
When he realizes that, he's gonna weep.
Vicki, Who ♥ NTodd's Pa


They are real and spectacular?


Gravatarpajamas?

boy, are YOU doing this wrong.
dirk gently, sociopathetic | Homepage | 12.27.08 - 5:52 pm


Well it's been a while since I've had a date. Would the silk negligee be more appropriate?


Gravatar"When I answered the door I noticed that the only thing she had on was the radio."

Back in the day there used to be in Cali, all those 'whatever' grams.

I knew a few people who had those jobs as a lark. (Riverside back then was a strange place).

SSC (Stripper Scooter Courier)


GravatarHoney, I'm sitting here staring at my orbs, thinking that poor Gomez will never fondle them again. His loss.

Amazing what a little skulking around and dishonesty will do to a relationship...


GravatarI want NTodd, but just for sex.
trifecta |


i want him for the sex and the real estate


GravatarHow about those Celtics?
NTodd, Trollson |


They are on a hot streak. Which reminds me, so is NTodd's Pa. And like the Celtics, NTodd is green.


Gravatar dave™©: Ah! That's what I was thinking of, actually...

Should not be a big issue. Only carrying 25lbs. or less, items smaller than a briefcase. I'll have to set dollar limits, too, but not sure where to peg that, given that sometimes legal papers, etc., don't have a tangible value, but can really fuck someone up if they don't get to the courthouse on time...
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GravatarThey are real and spectacular?

But of course. You thought he was lying?


GravatarOkay, how about Boise State?


GravatarNTodd, get his grades in on time?!

Quel horreur!


GravatarIs it getting very warm in here, or is it just me?!?


Gravataruh.. I'm fairly sure that aspirin aren't supposed to come to life...
JR, kerosene and a match

aren't there enough smart asses trolling here?


GravatarWelcome, NTodd's Pa.

You have my sympathies


GravatarWould the silk negligee be more appropriate?
Libby, somewhat mellow | Homepage | 12.27.08 - 5:53 pm | #


depends on the date i suppose. i mean, it can go anywhere from elegant formal wear to a slinky black cocktail dress to a silk negligee to a few well-placed simple leather straps. but i can't think of a date where pajamas would be the best choice.

personally, i wear english leather or nothing at all. sometimes both.


GravatarIt really is. I'm just warning people based on my 39 years of experience. It's a selfless service and part of the value I bring this community.
NTodd, Trollson | Homepage | 12.27.08 - 5:52 pm


Well there you go. You're the perfect age to be my stepson. I'd be a very good stepmom. I never scold and I'm willing to sign a pre-nup...


GravatarIs it getting very warm in here, or is it just me?!?
NToddsPa


Apparently it's all you.


GravatarOk, I spoke to the mongooses.

As a large fish with big sharp teeth, let me just say that those guys are crazy. Plus they have the attention span of a herring on meth.


Gravatarnot sure where to peg that, given that sometimes legal papers, etc., don't have a tangible value, but can really fuck someone up if they don't get to the courthouse on time...

Oh, yeah. Definitely!

Sounds like a great idea.

My only contribution would be that you should make Curly the mascot!


GravatarBut of course. You thought he was lying?
Vicki, Who ♥ NTodd's Pa


well, not about that.


Gravatar NToddsPa: Is it getting very warm in here, or is it just me?!?

It's just you. Really, this place is a hotbed of liberal prurience. This is nothing.
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GravatarInterstate is AFAIK the best of the breed. I buy 'em exclusively if I can.

I would put the battery on a good charger (and you can buy one for not a lot of money) for several hours, if it is only a year or so old, and see if it takes the charge. If you don't want to do that, take it to a garage and tell them up front, you really can't afford to buy a new battery if you are not sure of their honesty, and have them try to charge it up.

Maybe there are other issues, like Deity forbid your alternator, or the fan belt.


GravatarBut of course. You thought he was lying?
Vicki, Who ♥ NTodd's Pa |


I process more visually


GravatarThey still whoring that damn thing? Jesus. Just wait until 2011 when the tenth anniversary comes around--

I dread the coming of September 11th.

The Wallow sickens me.


GravatarThe Sharks are here!

How're the defamation lawsuits coming along?


GravatarNTodd is just worried I really do plan to die broke...


Gravatarbut i can't think of a date where pajamas would be the best choice.

I can, but then, I'm married.


Gravatararen't there enough smart asses trolling here?
1Watt


yes, but I am a grammar smartass.

(subject.. object....)


GravatarMaybe there are other issues, like Deity forbid your alternator...

Yeah, I was thinking that, too.

My alternators always seem to crap out at Xmas...


GravatarJeffraham, NTodd's Pa needs to stick around for a few hours...it's way early


Gravatarwell, not about that.




By the way, do immature men ever come to the realization that they might have fucked up something pretty big in their lives? I'm just curious.


GravatarNTodd is just worried I really do plan to die broke...
NToddsPa, lover not fighter | 12.27.08 - 5:58 pm | #


spend it all on yourself. rememeber, whoever dies with the most toys, wins.


GravatarIt just makes it feel homey when you have plants like what I have now and not just existing but actually living. My true love are Japanese maples and I've ordered 12 of those online for my other containers. This is a project I've been working on for almost 3 years now and it's finally taking place.


Gravatar dave™©: My only contribution would be that you should make Curly the mascot!

Unofficially, at first. I wanna make it look like a bidness, starting out.

See the logo, here (scroll down, on right, yellow/red abomination).
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GravatarHow're the defamation lawsuits coming along?
Sallyh


We'll be fine as long as the seals don't show up to testify. We have the orcas on it.


GravatarNTodd's Pa, I keep telling my mother to do just that. Spend it all, leave everyone five bucks, no fighting.

That means she has up to $30 she doesn't have to get rid of before kicking.


GravatarI ended up buying a new battery after it wouldn't take a jump or a 12+ hour trickle charge. When did those things start costing 80 bucks? Last time I remember buying one it was 40. When I looked online for one they quoted 169(!)


GravatarBTW, I'm making Amish bread!

I forgot last time I had halved the recipe (from two loaves to one) and then halved the sugar again so it wasn't so sweet.

This time, I forgot to halve the sugar again, so I guess I'm getting sweet...


GravatarJeffraham, NTodd's Pa needs to stick around for a few hours...it's way early
Sallyh, Sad Grandmere


i've only had one scotch.


GravatarBy the way, do immature men ever come to the realization that they might have fucked up something pretty big in their lives? I'm just curious.

Apparently not.


GravatarNTodd is just worried I really do plan to die broke...
NToddsPa, lover not fighter | 12.27.08 - 5:58 pm | #


Invest in Quaker butter futures. If the market goes down, you will still have really good butter.


GravatarNTodd's Pa needs to stick around for a few hours...it's way early
Sallyh


While I'm here?

You do like to live dangerously....


Gravatardepends on the date i suppose. i mean, it can go anywhere from elegant formal wear to a slinky black cocktail dress to a silk negligee to a few well-placed simple leather straps. but i can't think of a date where pajamas would be the best choice.

Hmmm, slinky cocktail dress or the leather bustier and miniskirt? Glad I saved those...


GravatarBut that's the love of real gardening. Having the patience and the dream or what it will be, I guess.


Gravatar've only had one scotch.

As I said...


GravatarBTW, I'm making Amish bread!

bread that doesn't use zippers?


GravatarSee the logo, here

Very nice!

When you do TV spots, ya gotta put Curly on a scooter, though...


GravatarBy the way, do immature men ever come to the realization that they might have fucked up something pretty big in their lives? I'm just curious.
Vicki, Who ♥ NTodd's Pa


Yes, but in my experience, typically no less than five years too late.


GravatarTime for a break and a toweling off. Later...


GravatarI dread the coming of September 11th.

The Wallow sickens me.


I just hate it any more. The whole "give us a minute of silence" stuff. I think we should also have a minute of silence on 6 Aug for the 80,000 or so we killed in '45. Oh, forgot: it's okay for us to smoke furners in a war.


GravatarDying penniless is good budgeting.


Gravatar Vicki: By the way, do immature men ever come to the realization that they might have fucked up something pretty big in their lives? I'm just curious.

Doubtful. Usually they do what I do, and just forget about relationships, altogether.
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Gravataramish bread with quaker butter .... mmmm.


GravatarThe Wallow sickens me.


hang on, I have a link for ya....


GravatarQuaker butter...I just had the most horrible image...


GravatarI would like to say that I don't want NTodd in THAT way, and didn't know the rest of you did!

Hmmmph! Please send the memo next time!


Good evening NTodd's Pa. How are you?


Gravatarwasher stopped - last load to the drier! whoo-hoo!

this calls for a drink.


GravatarTime for a break and a toweling off. Later...
NToddsPa, lover not fighter |


He doesn't wear pants either?


GravatarI think we should also have a minute of silence on 6 Aug for the 80,000 or so we killed in '45. Oh, forgot: it's okay for us to smoke furners in a war.

See: punishing the Iraqis for something a bunch of Saudis did.


GravatarSome people have the money to just have it all hired and done over less than a week. But I've done it cheaply and it's prettier than anything they could posssibly buy and actually loved and plants know that.


Gravatar dirk gently: amish bread with quaker butter .... mmmm.

Two great religions that taste great, together!
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GravatarBy the way, do immature men ever come to the realization that they might have fucked up something pretty big in their lives? I'm just curious.
Vicki, Who ♥ NTodd's Pa | Homepage | 12.27.08 - 5:59 pm


Yes. And believe me when I tell the satisfaction you get when you tell them they should have treated you right when they had the chance, when they come crawling back, is immense.


GravatarGet some oval stickers made up with that "Gotta Go Now!" logo...


GravatarLibby, I've reached a point where I don't care what happens to Mlle's ex one way or another.

I just want to be with my grandbaby again. That's all.


GravatarTwo great religions that taste great, together!

And just look at that shine!


GravatarDoubtful. Usually they do what I do, and just forget about relationships, altogether.


That's interesting. You're honest.


Gravatarah, yes.


Gravatar Vicki: That's interesting. You're honest.

I've go no reason to be otherwise. To me, if it happens, great. But I just assume it's never gonna happen.
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Gravatar[looks around]

Is he gone?


Gravatarwhat's this shit with the deputy in maricopa county telling people that Obama may suffer from JFK syndrome. what kind of ugly little police state are they running there?


Gravataramish bread with quaker butter .... mmmm.
dirk gently, sociopathetic


Christmas Eve's Eve, my wife and I were shopping at the produce store on 53rd St (a stone's throw from where the Obamas bought their Christmas tree) and were just about to take the plunge for Irish or Danish butter (four bucks for half a pound) when I spotted this big-ass cylinder of Amish butter, 10.99 for two pounds, or about half the price of the European stuff.

We went for the Amish. Still haven't had any yet, but we're hopeful.

(h/t to res ipsa loquitur for the use of "big-ass")


GravatarLemme try that again...

click me, I'm just an innocent comic

(yes, I will burn in the hell I don't believe in)


GravatarIs he gone?


Umm, he's wanking.


GravatarNTodd, he claims to be.

I'm sure he knows you're going to be in trouble as soon as he's out of sight, and he's gotten used to that


Gravatar dave™©: Get some oval stickers made up with that "Gotta Go Now!" logo...

Going to have heavy, vinyl flags made, attached to fiberglass whip-poles on the back of each scoot. w/phone #, of course.
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GravatarJP, did you get in touch with you know who?  How's that working out?


GravatarBy the way, do immature men ever come to the realization that they might have fucked up something pretty big in their lives? I'm just curious.

Absolutely not. That's what makes them immature.


GravatarAmish butter is spectacular. I almost bought a mini fridge to store some away from everything else. The taste is so pure and clean (and articulate).


Gravatar(Walks into living room, sees that a heartwarming Tom Hanks/kid/single dad looking for love movie is on. Hastily retreats to computer)
Hi folks.


GravatarDale Wasserman, dead at 94.

Wrote the stage adaptation of "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" and the book for "Man of La Mancha"...


GravatarAmish butter is spectacular. I almost bought a mini fridge to store some away from everything else. The taste is so pure and clean (and articulate).
trifecta


Butter we can believe in?


GravatarJR, kerosene and a match | 12.27.08 - 6:06 pm

Looks like someone got their comeuppance!


Gravatarif you are 50 and immature, it is not likely to gget better.


GravatarLibby, I've reached a point where I don't care what happens to Mlle's ex one way or another.

I just want to be with my grandbaby again. That's all.
Sallyh, Sad Grandmere | 12.27.08 - 6:04 pm


{{{{{Sallyh}}}}} I very much want that for you too. I know how awful it is not to be able to see the grandtyke. I send white light your way regularly hoping you don't have to wait too long.


Gravatar GWPDA: JP, did you get in touch with you know who? How's that working out?

I did, but no commitment, yet.
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GravatarAmish butter is spectacular

How do you milk an Amish?


GravatarAmish butter is spectacular.
trifecta | Homepage | 12.27.08 - 6:07 pm | #


Feel free to move to Pennsyltucky. I should have a house for sale before the end of '09.


GravatarBy the way, do immature men ever come to the realization that they might have fucked up something pretty big in their lives? I'm just curious.

Absolutely not. That's what makes them immature.


I would think that our current President is an excellent example of the syndrome....


GravatarGoing to have heavy, vinyl flags made, attached to fiberglass whip-poles on the back of each scoot. w/phone #, of course.

Awright, anything I would say is obviously superfluous.

Except for Curly on a scooter! This is NON-NEGOTIABLE!!!


GravatarLooks like someone got their comeuppance!
Apprentice to Darth Holden


Ohhhh you're in this handbasket with me, aren't you?


GravatarHow do you milk an Amish?
JR, kerosene and a match |


Very plainly.


GravatarJR, I'm going to burn just as badly as you are, because I laughed.


GravatarBy the way, do immature men ever come to the realization that they might have fucked up something pretty big in their lives? I'm just curious.

Absolutely not. That's what makes them immature.


If they DO come to the realization, it's an indicator that they're maturing.

But, as NTodd rightly points out, if they don't get it, well, they don't get it.

It's one thing to make a mistake.

It's another thing to learn nothing from it.


GravatarHow do you milk an Amish?
JR


Definitely not with a milking machine.


GravatarBy the way, do immature men ever come to the realization that they might have fucked up something pretty big in their lives? I'm just curious.



No. My ex NEVER has. And he never will.

Even though he is pretty much all alone (except for the latest shack up and her mother - with whom he lives)
and no member of his family wants anything to do with him.


GravatarGoing to have heavy, vinyl flags made, attached to fiberglass whip-poles on the back of each scoot. w/phone #, of course.
.
Jeffraham Prestonian |

might add,
"If you see this scooter parked at a bar, call :"


Gravatar...did you get in touch with you know who?

Oooooh... mysterious!

"This is going out to 'you know who' from 'someone who cares'!"


GravatarOhhhh you're in this handbasket with me, aren't you?

The TEE to Robot Hell!


GravatarIt's one thing to make a mistake.

It's another thing to learn nothing from it.


See, for example, GW Bush


GravatarI'm afraid my mom may not be feeling well. She's going to send me ALL of my baby pictures.
.


GravatarTime for a break and a toweling off. Later...
NToddsPa, lover not fighter | 12.27.08 - 6:02 pm


Oh dear. Think I came on too strong? It's not like me to be so forward. I just couldn't help myself...


GravatarThe RNC chair is SHOCKED, Shocked to learn that there's racism in his establishment.


GravatarFrom the Feathered Bastard, Phoenix New Times:
By now, many of you have already read about our corrupt top constable Sheriff
Joe Arpaio's flipping the verbal bird to  President-elect Barack Obama and his soon-to-be U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder
.  Concerning his ethnic profiling sweeps and raids, Arpaio told the Phoenix Business Journal that,
"I'm not stopping," and if folks have complaints, they can, "take them to the FBI." That's straight from the gob of Maricopa County's cross
between Bull Connor and Judge Roy Bean.
I found this interesting because just last night, as I was interviewing Arizona ACORN director Monica Sandschafer on the porch of  the dreaded Fourth Avenue Jail, moments after she had been released after spending a day in stir, she related the following. Seems she was  checking out of the facility, when the deputy overseeing her paperwork struck up a political conversation with her, noting that, "You guys [ACORN members] are all for Obama." Sandschafer suggested that this was not a bad thing as Obama won the  election, right? The deputy's response was right out of the Lee Harvey  Oswald joke book.
"He goes, `Oh, well, for a short time anyway...he (Obama) might suffer from the JFK syndrome,'" recounted Sandschafer.
"And  I said, `Well, let's hope not,'"  Sandschafer told the deputy, who then went on to inform her that he'd voted for Bush three times, apparently referring to Bushes I and II.  While it may not be illegal for an MCSO deputy to  long for Barack Obama's death, assuming he doesn't do anything to help bring it about, it is at the very least unseemly for a law enforcement official to make such remarks, assuming Sandschafer is recalling the conversation
correctly.
But is it any surprise that a rogue top cop like Arpaio would have men working for him that would like to see the President-elect of the  United States assassinated? Arpaio's nose-thumb of Obama in the Phoenix Business Journal
shows that Arpaio has no respect for the office of the Presidency, or  for any law and order other than his own. Such an attitude infects Arpaio's underlings, making them feel immune to scrutiny and contemptuous of outside authority. The fish indeed rots from the head down.  
As I've reported in previous blog posts, here and here, Sandschafer was arrested by sheriff's deputies yesterday for applauding at a public meeting of the Maricopa County Board of Supervisors. This is the sort of knee-jerk authoritarian overreaction that occurs regularly in places like Venezuela, Burma, China, and elsewhere. Similarly, in this burg, people getting arrested at the drop of a hat is shrugged off as de rigueur.  Last time I checked, Maricopa County was still landlocked within the United States of America, and presumably governed by the same Constitution and Bill of Rights that we all hold dear.
Unfortunately, no one has ever informed Joe Arpaio of this, much less his minions.  



GravatarHey Gromit.

It's not even cold here, and I'm still wondering how I spent 24 years dealing with this weather.

(It's the greyness that gets to me)


GravatarJR, I'm going to burn just as badly as you are, because I laughed.
Sallyh


I see the damned are congregating...

yah know, every time I go through the drugstore aisles and see "baby oil" I get this mental image involving a grape press....


GravatarAmish butter is spectacular.

I don't know if there's anywhere around here that would sell Amish products.

The SF Bay Area not being a hotbed of Amish activity...


GravatarWe want Prestonian bibee pictures. NOW.


Gravatar 1Watt: "If you see this scooter parked at a bar, call :"

That's what's so cool about the GPS/web tracking.

They won't be making enough to afford to drink in the business district (not to mention the dress code!).
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Gravatarand no member of his family wants anything to do with him.
Terry C


Hmmm...I'm envisioning a book consisting of the stories of ex-partners of Atriots.

"A Series of Unfortunate Events"


Gravatarhttp://www.eastvalleytribune.com...om/story/ 132916


GravatarButter from Normandy France is similar to Amish butter. It is just so good on crusty french bread.


GravatarJoe Arpaio's flipping the verbal bird to President-elect Barack Obama


I hate that son of a bitch with a white hot passion.


GravatarI would think that our current President is an excellent example of the syndrome....

Yup. Self-absorbed, thinking he can do whatever he wants without consequences, living in a completely impenetrable bubble of cognitive dissonance.


Gravatarmrs. f

Elder son: "these cookies are so wonderful, i mean they are really great."

Me: "they came from a blogger friend and I'm sure her gorgeous daughters, who are about your age, helped bake them."

Son: "Oh yeah mom, you're just trying to get some Democratic grandchildren. You probably wouldn't care if I used birth control with them."

Me: "yes I would son, no grandbabies until you are at least 25."


Gravatar Lenore: We want Prestonian bibee pictures. NOW.

Gotta get 'em from Mom, first, but she said she mailed 'em out, yesterday. There's a good 'un of me at the piano, age 2-3.
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Gravatarif you are 50 and immature, it is not likely to gget better.


I wasted too much of my time yesterday speaking with one. It is shocking how delusional an adult man can be.

#2, who I've been separated from for four years, whined to me about my having an affair with someone from the campaign, and in VT.

Fucking deluded and in denial.

Of course, I told him I would fuck the Mormon Tabernacle Choir if I wanted to.


GravatarNTodd, perfect description of Mlle's ex.

Criminals, all of them.


Gravatar"A Series of Unfortunate Events"
Gromit, sell by 1993




"An Encyclopedia of Dumbfucks"


GravatarHey Gromit.

It's not even cold here, and I'm still wondering how I spent 24 years dealing with this weather.

(It's the greyness that gets to me)
Sallyh


Damn straight. That's why I like winters more in the far north. And why I was here two weeks ago...

http://vtwayback.blogspot.com/20...torres- del.html


GravatarOf course, I told him I would fuck the Mormon Tabernacle Choir if I wanted to.
ms fahrenheit/stop the wars | 12.27.08 - 6:15 pm | #


And people scoff at the power of prayer.


GravatarOK, cook types.

I have a gobbet of cow heart, which I must prepare in a manner that will not trigger the bitter half's "I'm eating what!?" reflex.

I'm thinking beef-barley soup, anyone have any more interesting suggestions?


GravatarOf course, I told him I would fuck the Mormon Tabernacle Choir if I wanted to.
ms fahrenheit/stop the wars


If you do, tell me about what the magic underwear looks like.


GravatarGarrison Keiller doing a turn on "And if that mocking bird don't sing" on Prarie Home Companion using New York City sites.

A tour de force of rhyme.


GravatarThe RNC chair is SHOCKED, Shocked to learn that there's racism in his establishment.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator


Heh, I'll just bet he is.

Afternoon, good people.


Gravatarof course joe arpaio keeps getting reelected - the morons love tough talk.


Gravatarif you are 50 and immature, it is not likely to get better.


I don't know. My first ex never did, but my second came around. He's a much different man now, and we're actually great friends. He even admitted he was a jerk. But I still wouldn't get back in a relationship with him.


GravatarThat's why I like winters more in the far north.

I'm allergic to -50 C for two months.


Gravatar58 fucking degrees here right now. That is so weird.

Okay, I'm going out on the prowl. I need some meatspace friends to talk to.

I just need to talk.

I'm antsy as fuck.


Gravatar#2, who I've been separated from for four years, whined to me about my having an affair with someone from the campaign, and in VT.

Jeebus crisco.


GravatarBy the way, do immature men ever come to the realization that they might have fucked up something pretty big in their lives? I'm just curious.
Vicki, Who ♥ NTodd's Pa


Yes, and by then it's everlastingly too late.

And yes, David Derbes, in my "immature man's" case, it was just about 5 years to the day.


GravatarI have a friend who is an alcohol and drug counselor and he said that with some people emotional growth stops at the age when someone starts with the substance to which they become addicted.

My ex started drinking and doing drugs at 15. Sounds about right. To him, it will always be 1969 and he will always be 15.

Although these past few years, his body is telling him differently.


GravatarHey Diane!

I know it's not all that warm in SoCal, but I hope the sun's out.

Grey, misting, miserable all day in CT.

As is obvious, I do not love this state. (Sorry, ronjazz)


GravatarIt's 72°F, here. Door still open, me topless.
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GravatarOf course, I told him I would fuck the Mormon Tabernacle Choir if I wanted to.

Imagine the pile of underwear beside the bed!


GravatarErin

That is too funny. The girls did help and know how to make all of the yummy stuff.

I'm all for birth control and maybe should stuff the stocking next year, huh?

I'm not ready to be a grandmother, even of little liberals!


Gravatarblogwhore:

ok, 'batses, i have started a blog on my true ineradicable obsession, hot music of the teens through the 50s. betty boop cartoons and outtakes from reefer madness might also make their way into its pages...

today's selection is a really hot selection from the pre-jazz era, an important example of a performance that made the society leaders of NYC get up and shake it when the party got really hot during the pre-WWI party era of 1912-1916.

I give you : James Reese Europe's Society Orchestra playing the Down Home Rag

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Gravatar.I'm envisioning a book consisting of the stories of ex-partners of Atriots.

I'm thinking aught-nine is the year I start my big gossip blog, "Eschaton Confidential"!


GravatarOtter Creek Stovepipe Porter to trifecta


GravatarI'm thinking aught-nine is the year I start my big gossip blog, "Eschaton Confidential"!

"Eschaton After Dark and Beneath the Covers"


GravatarBy the way, do immature men ever come to the realization that they might have fucked up something pretty big in their lives

Only when they realise you don't want them anymore and you might want someone else. But they remain immature, and usually make things worse.


Gravatardave, now that could be exceptionally amusing.

I don't have a horrible ex partner story, strangely enough.


Gravatar ms fahrenheit: That is too funny. The girls did help and know how to make all of the yummy stuff.

Yummy it IS, too!

Those cubes that have the consistency of a dense Rice Krispies™ marshmallow treat, with the thin chocolate icing... OMFG!
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GravatarAs is obvious, I do not love this state. (Sorry, ronjazz)
Sallyh, Sad Grandmere


Sallyh, the weather has turned around here. Today it's sunny, clear (I can see the details in the foothills) and it's about 55F, I'm guessing.

Gorgeous day.

Wish you were here.


GravatarI told him I would fuck the Mormon Tabernacle Choir if I wanted to.

Please don't support Prop. 8.

Thank you...


GravatarOK, cook types.

I have a gobbet of cow heart,


Two words: Cat food.


GravatarMs. Farenheit, sounds like Mlle's ex, who wants to forbid her from being in any other relationship.

And he was expecting that sex would be part of Mlle's agreement to see her daughter?!

I think not.


GravatarI told him I would fuck the Mormon Tabernacle Choir if I wanted to.



The best thing ever to happen to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.


GravatarJoe Arpaio really is an especially egregious jerk.


GravatarThose cubes that have the consistency of a dense Rice Krispies™ marshmallow treat, with the thin chocolate icing... OMFG!

Oh, yeah, we got loaded up on the goodies here, too, pal!

What a lovely surprise!

[goes into sugar coma]


GravatarNTodd, it was surprising. What an idiot!


I mentioned e repeatedly, but he must have taken too many hits to the head in football or something.

If I was there alone, he wouldn't have believed it.

Men can be dumb as rocks.

I hope the Mormon Tabernacle comment got thru.


GravatarIt never ceases to delight me how good soups and stews are even better on the second day.


GravatarDiane, I was glad to be with my siblings and nieces, but I'm kind of over this whole winter thing now.


GravatarAnd yes, David Derbes, in my "immature man's" case, it was just about 5 years to the day.
emma in OC


Well, emma, in my racket, physics, time is an important variable, and most of us in the game get to be pretty good in estimating stuff like that.

But it's only an average. Some real hard cases never catch on. A rare few realize the FU after a week or two, and with luck and a very forgiving partner sometimes escape a complete fiasco.


Gravatarnow that could be exceptionally amusing.

I was originally going to call it "Eschaton Beat" and then use photos of people's heads on cartoon bodies like the old "Tiger Beat" and "16" magazines used to do.


GravatarAnd he was expecting that sex would be part of Mlle's agreement to see her daughter?!



What a pig!


GravatarTwo words: Cat food.
V for Virginia


But, but.. it's completely lean meat!

Besides, the cat has salmon.


Gravatarcookies? what cookies??


GravatarTerry, why yes, yes, he is.

I really hope things turn around in 2009. I want my granddaughter back in my life, and Maddy needs her mommy.


GravatarI was gone but now I'm back. Hello, ms fahrenheit! Long time no see.

And Libby, I don't believe I have ever met woman who came on too strong for me. I think even NTodd will back me up on that.


GravatarAnd he was expecting that sex would be part of Mlle's agreement to see her daughter?!

1) His home address

2) A large, fresh fish.

Do the math.


GravatarActually, there are some levels of dickheadedness that transcend time and space.

We have achieved a singularity in this case.

/doesn't really know what a singularity is, but thinks it sounds all scientificish and shit


Gravatar ina: cookies? what cookies??

I'm gonna send you something nice when I have money, again. I promise!
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Gravatar...in my racket, physics--

I KNEW it!!!


GravatarFresh fish? Not nice and rotten?


GravatarI'm thinking aught-nine is the year I start my big gossip blog, "Eschaton Confidential"!

"Eschaton After Dark and Beneath the Covers"


Oooh, Oooh! I know! I know!

Eschaton Between The Sheets


GravatarAnd Libby, I don't believe I have ever met woman who came on too strong for me.
NToddsPa, lover not fighter


D00d, you're in deep, now.


GravatarMe: "yes I would son, no grandbabies until you are at least 25."
ErinPDX

good luck with that.


GravatarFresh fish? Not nice and rotten?
annieangel


When you send it third class parcel post, you never know what will happen....


GravatarWe have achieved a singularity in this case.

No love can escape from it, that's for sure...


GravatarI'm gonna send you something nice when I have money, again. I promise!
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Jeffraham Prestonian


no worries -- i'm just whining today for some reason.


GravatarI don't believe I have ever met woman who came on too strong for me. I think even NTodd will back me up on that.

Like son, like father...


Gravatarno worries -- i'm just whining today for some reason.
ina, unwrapped


Those little kids kick your ass at the Apples to Apples table, did they?


GravatarMs. Farenheit, sounds like Mlle's ex, who wants to forbid her from being in any other relationship.


I foolishly tried to understand what the hell he was saying.

Apparently, moving out four years ago wasn't enough of a hint. I can get a job, raise our daughters alone, move out of the state for a job, and all is good, but if I have sex with another man then I have violated some sancrosanct idea in his pea size brain.

Oh, the horrors! Dumbass.


GravatarMormon Magic Underwear:


http://thumbsnap.com/v/rUL4jUnQ.jpg


Gravatartacitus voltage | Homepage | 12.27.08 - 6:18 pm

Great idea for a blog. I like it.


GravatarActually, there are some levels of dickheadedness that transcend time and space.

We have achieved a singularity in this case.

/doesn't really know what a singularity is, but thinks it sounds all scientificish and shit
V for Virginia, Boxing


No, actually, you've used the term with great skill.

In the function y = 1/(x-2), the value x = 2 is a singularity, because there y = 1/0 and the mathematical police come to arrest you for dividing by zero.

In general relativity, black holes contain (or perhaps are) a singularity, and there the laws of physics go completely bananas; time and space there have no meaning at all.

So I think you've used the term absolutely appropriately.


GravatarOK, kids, I'm off to a holiday party. We're celebrating not only the Solstice, but our less than 30 days to PRESIDENT Barack Hussein Obama status.


Gravatarno worries -- i'm just whining today for some reason.
ina, unwrapped


What was it somebody here said the other day, "Post Party Depression."

Common holiday malady.


GravatarThose little kids kick your ass at the Apples to Apples table, did they?
V for Virginia, Boxing |




GravatarHello

how are we?


GravatarOh, the horrors! Dumbass.
ms fahrenheit


I'm a great suporter of neutering badly behaved animals....


GravatarI've met alot of women who came on too strong for me.


Gravatar don't believe I have ever met woman who came on too strong for me. I think even NTodd will back me up on that.

Like son, like father...
NTodd, Trollson | Homepage | 12.27.08 - 6:27 pm


Fizzy beverage to NTodd. My first thought exactly, except in the reverese order.


GravatarJR, his name's not Lucabrazzi, but he might actually get that reference.


GravatarI foolishly tried to understand what the hell he was saying.

Ah, see? There's your problem, right there.

All we have to really understand is what *we* are saying/thinking/feeling in these situations. The other person has, so to speak, his/her own higher power.

You move on at the point where you stop trying to explain yourself or trying to understand where the other person -- who is, in this case, just a dick -- is coming from.


GravatarOh dear!

Both NTodd and NTodd'sPa on at the same time.

Even my ancient heart is a flutter.


Gravatarand thanks, Terry C.


Gravatarif I have sex with another man then I have violated some sancrosanct idea in his pea size brain.



Gotta love these guys who think that a woman's body is THEIR property.


GravatarWell good evening

I see I'm in time for Eschaton Group Therapy this evening.

I'll just sit over here next to the coffee maker....


GravatarAll we have to really understand is what *we* are saying/thinking/feeling in these situations. The other person has, so to speak, his/her own higher power.

And there it is: you can't reason out something when you don't want to be with a person (or vice versa), nor can you go lawyerly and say, "well, you said back on XYZ date that you'd love me forever" or shit like that. You're done, you move on, that's it.

Obviously there are some complications with kids and stuff, but that's the legal side of things. You have every right to your feelings and if you've communicated them and he still doesn't get it, well, sometimes that just doesn't fucking matter.


GravatarSo I think you've used the term absolutely appropriately.
David Derbes, done till Jan!

ok, now how the fuck do you solve triangles?


GravatarYou move on at the point where you stop trying to explain yourself or trying to understand where the other person -- who is, in this case, just a dick -- is coming from.
V for Virginia,


I'd just sic the dog on 'em.

I'm not known for being overly empathetic with assholes.

Well, I'm not known for being overly mepathetic.....


GravatarIn the function y = 1/(x-2), the value x = 2 is a singularity, because there y = 1/0 and the mathematical police come to arrest you for dividing by zero.

I'll divide by zero whenever I want and to hell with their pissy little rules.


GravatarI'll just sit over here next to the coffee maker....

Let's sneak out to the corner bar...


GravatarWhat was it somebody here said the other day, "Post Party Depression."

Common holiday malady.
Diane C. Barking-Mad | Homepage | 12.27.08 - 6:29 pm


I used to get that after balloon rallies back in my hot air days. You spend a weekend with the coolest people, laughing and drinking all night, flying beautiful balloons all day, champagne for breakfast and then it's over. The letdown is horrible.


GravatarMy problem has always been my extreme good looks. Seriously, I hate it now. I used to think by the time I was 30 I would be washed out but not so. So I do things to hide it.


GravatarI used to get that after balloon rallies back in my hot air days.

How many times have I heard that?


Gravatarthe other person -- who is, in this case, just a dick -- is coming from.
V for Virginia, Boxing | Homepage | 12.27.08 - 6:30 pm | #

You do remember you met him, right?

(Yes, a dick, correct.)


GravatarI used to get that after balloon rallies back in my hot air days. You spend a weekend with the coolest people, laughing and drinking all night, flying beautiful balloons all day, champagne for breakfast and then it's over. The letdown is horrible.
Libby, somewhat mellow


OK. Except for the latedown feelings, this sounds like the coolest hobby ever.


GravatarI always try to dress like a bum. Wear sunglasses.


GravatarI'll just sit over here next to the coffee maker....
left rev, stinking ulcers


No, don't! We're spending NTodd's inheritance!


GravatarI was sent a number of nice things this season... some of which arrived yesterday (cookies!).
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GravatarMy problem has always been my extreme good looks. Seriously, I hate it now. I used to think by the time I was 30 I would be washed out but not so. So I do things to hide it.
2OżO9


Being an asshole isn't a problem?


GravatarIt never ceases to delight me how good soups and stews are even better on the second day.

I made cabbage lentil soup this morning. It was good today, but it will be even better tomorrow. I froze several batches for nights when I get home too late to cook.


GravatarNo suggestions for gobbet of cow heart?


Gravatarthe function y = 1/(x-2), the value x = 2 is a singularity, because there y = 1/0 and the mathematical police come to arrest you for dividing by zero.


(Screams, runs)


GravatarGreat idea for a blog. I like it.
Libby, somewhat mellow


thanks, libby. i think i'm also going to have to start a collection or really dull music for those with a phobia of rhythms that make them wanna get up and dance

Britain's weirdest phobias include a fear of peas and kneecaps

Explaining her dislike of peas, she said: "They tend to just look at me – ganging up on me. All the hairs on the back of my neck go up. I have to know where they are in the supermarket before I go in. It's just controlling my life now. I would like to be a dinner lady at my daughter's school, but I'm not even able to be in the same room as someone eating them."
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Tea bags, tree roots and midgets are other terrors discussed in Britain's Weirdest Phobias, broadcast on Tuesday at 8pm.


ok, i'm pissing-in-my-pants laughing at this point...

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GravatarI almost understand Britney Spears wanting to be left alone like that but I never went haywire. It's the the culture, basically.


GravatarI'll just sit over here next to the coffee maker....
left rev, stinking ulcers

No, don't! We're spending NTodd's inheritance!
V for Virginia, Boxing


In that case, I think we should be brewing free trade organic coffee with the civet cat excrement. I hear its VEEEEERY expensive.


GravatarFresh fish? Not nice and rotten?
annieangel

When you send it third class parcel post, you never know what will happen....
JR, kerosene and a match

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V...h? v=VXY8cWYdQog


GravatarSo I think you've used the term absolutely appropriately.
David Derbes, done till Jan!


Hah! Take that, 15 IQ points that have abandoned ship since the 70s!


GravatarI dunno what a gobbet is, but grind it up and make burgers.


GravatarI always try to dress like a bum. Wear sunglasses.
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me too. but whether its my angelic looks, the brilliant way I solve problems in reverse cohomology without looking, my virtuosic violin playing, the architectural wonders I have created from common kitchen ingredients to house the wretched, or the way I appear to dance as I subdue criminal republicans effortlessly and remand them to custody, people still recognize me.


GravatarNo suggestions for gobbet of cow heart?
JR, kerosene and a match


Arw we talking within the bounds of legal here, or just let your imagination run wild?


GravatarI will go get beer, bread and toilet tissue.
bbl
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Gravatarthe mathematical police come to arrest you for dividing by zero

also will reliable cause any computer program to crash really hard

might even crash its was thru the bleu screen of ze death

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GravatarHahaha, I used to stay up late and listen to Dr. Demento on my clock radio really quietly so my parents couldn't hear I was awake.

Good one, Terry!


GravatarArw we talking within the bounds of legal here, or just let your imagination run wild?
left rev


Well, I was thinking about cooking it, but if you have any suggestions tht involve the phrase "statute of limitations" I'd like to hear 'em.


GravatarNo suggestions for gobbet of cow heart?
JR, kerosene and a match


Target practice
Anatomy lesson
Prank gift to asshole of your choice


Gravatar ms fahrenheit/stop the war : Apparently, moving out four years ago wasn't enough of a hint. I can get a job, raise our daughters alone, move out of the state for a job, and all is good, but if I have sex with another man then I have violated some sancrosanct idea in his pea size brain.

Oh, the horrors! Dumbass.

There seems to be an entire class of dumbass. The Dreadful Bear, after abandoning her children with me (for once) for more than a year, clean lost her mind when she discovered that I had taken up with the Red Queen.

Nearly five years and she's still not over it. Heh.

Evening, all.
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GravatarI have a question for you Tacitus. Did they really play ragtime that fast (like in the link in your most recent post) or was the recording equipment going the wrong speed? Cuz that sounds crazy fast.


GravatarSo I'm now just mostly reclusive. I know many would think, hey, good looking, plently of sex. But that's all they want. All they ever want. All they ever want.

Think about that. What about who you are inside?


GravatarI will go get beer, bread and toilet tissue.


Is there a storm coming?


Gravatar ms fahrenheit: Is there a storm coming?

Just nearly out or out of all the above.
bbl
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Gravatarme too. but whether its my angelic looks, the brilliant way I solve problems in reverse cohomology without looking, my virtuosic violin playing, the architectural wonders I have created from common kitchen ingredients to house the wretched, or the way I appear to dance as I subdue criminal republicans effortlessly and remand them to custody, people still recognize me.
rootless-e, 2cd amendment


rootless is mimi?


Gravatar
Well, I'm not known for being overly mepathetic.....


There's one for the Typo Hall of Fame


GravatarMy sympathies Meander.


GravatarJR, I suggest swapping dinners with the cat.


GravatarMe: "yes I would son, no grandbabies until you are at least 25."
ErinPDX

good luck with that.


Son was 33 when G/Son was born. I was beginning to give up hope. But it was really perfect. He'd had a chance to travel, have a lot of fun, get established career-wise. Now, watching him w G/Son, being such a good dad, esp. when he had no model for that, is just such a deep deep pleasure for me.


GravatarBeing an asshole isn't a problem?
trifecta | Homepage | 12.27.08 - 6:36 pm | #


Wouldn't you be somewhat leary if you had that same what I've gone through?


GravatarMeander! Am I your friend on facebook?

I accepted a couple of invites without actually knowing who they were, on the basis that they were friends of friends.

A clue would help


GravatarWell, I was thinking about cooking it, but if you have any suggestions tht involve the phrase "statute of limitations" I'd like to hear 'em.
JR, kerosene and a match


WEll, my first thought involved youth group and a communion study.

My next thought concerned the inauguration and certain guest speakers.

My next thought leapt to a certain ex and his rather odd proclivaties (which is one reason why he is an ex).

How well can packages be tracked these days, anyway?


GravatarSo I'm now just mostly reclusive. I know many would think, hey, good looking, plently of sex. But that's all they want. All they ever want. All they ever want.

Think about that. What about who you are inside?
2OżO9


You are still an asshole. It's ok.


Gravatarrootless is mimi?
V for Virginia, Boxing | Homepage | 12.27.08 - 6:41 pm | #

Is it one of those "need snark tags" days around here again?


GravatarOK. Except for the latedown feelings, this sounds like the coolest hobby ever.
left rev, stinking ulcers | 12.27.08 - 6:35 pm


Best six years of my life was spent with balloonists and skydivers. Ballooning was better though because it was easier to share with friends and it's like having a wonderful birthday party with really big balloons every weekend.


GravatarI accepted a couple of invites without actually knowing who they were

I know who very few are here. Nyms don't come with FB.


GravatarHah! Take that, 15 IQ points that have abandoned ship since the 70s!

Damn. Between the booze and the lack of estrogen, I figure I'm down 25 or so.


GravatarIs it one of those "need snark tags" days around here again?
rootless-e, 2cd amendment


No, but you might check the batteries in your snark detector.


Gravatar Diane C. Barking-Mad : What was it somebody here said the other day, "Post Party Depression."

Common holiday malady.

I was just having that conversation. Sounds like the depression that many people feel after returning to Houston after a trip someplace nice.
~


GravatarHow well can packages be tracked these days, anyway?
left rev


I have some friends in the bidness. they can lose the paperwork.


GravatarNo suggestions for gobbet of cow heart?
JR, kerosene and a match


Well, I suppose you could prepare it the same way one would veal kidneys.

Trim it, soak it in water and vinegar for a couple of hours, then thinly slice it.

Salt and pepper it, then dredge in flour, then brown quickly in butter.

Add garlic and onion and rosemary or other herbs, add some red wine and broth and simmer for 10-15 minutes.


GravatarMy next thought concerned the inauguration and certain guest speakers.

Stuff it inside a shoe, first, M'kay?


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GravatarNo, but you might check the batteries in your snark detector.
V for Virginia, Boxing | Homepage | 12.27.08 - 6:45 pm | #


i needed those batteries for the power supply to the village I built in Bangladesh last week,


GravatarDamn. Between the booze and the lack of estrogen, I figure I'm down 25 or so.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator


Oh, sure, lord it over me how much smarter than I you were to begin with if you must.


GravatarI have a question for you Tacitus. Did they really play ragtime that fast (like in the link in your most recent post) or was the recording equipment going the wrong speed? Cuz that sounds crazy fast.
Willendorf Venus


down home rag is not really ragtime, strictly speaking (neither is alexander's ragtime band, but you see in those days you called it a rag if you wanted it to make money). scott joplin famously said "ragtime is never to be played fast", not that that stopped anybody. down home rag has more of what might be called a "minstrel show" rhythm, with the eight beats of the bar divided up as ONE-two-three-one-TWO-three-one-two

having said that, the tempo is indeed as intended, and the record is not speeded up. i love any hot music that musicians manage to play well at speeds like that, and i hope to post more at that speed or even faster!

bird lives!

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GravatarFWIW

I am not depressed. The asshole has his problems, but they aren't mine.

Life is good for all of us.


GravatarSon was 33 when G/Son was born. I was beginning to give up hope. But it was really perfect. He'd had a chance to travel, have a lot of fun, get established career-wise. Now, watching him w G/Son, being such a good dad, esp. when he had no model for that, is just such a deep deep pleasure for me.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator | Homepage


My daughter waited until the same age. I had about given up myself. The waiting didn't make it any less wonderful now.


GravatarNow, watching him w G/Son, being such a good dad, esp. when he had no model for that, is just such a deep deep pleasure for me.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator

My critter spawned @ 18. Marriage didn't last, (married one of those gomez types). But. now she's 31 settled with a cool, hard working guy, that's so whupped it almost funny.


GravatarAs is obvious, I do not love this state. (Sorry, ronjazz)
Sallyh, Sad Grandmere | 12.27.08 - 6:18 pm | #

Don't apologize. CT sukz almost as much as trolls and Republicans.


GravatarMy daughter waited until the same age. I had about given up myself. The waiting didn't make it any less wonderful now.
Libby, somewhat mellow



My kids are 27 and 24.

They can take as much time as they like.


GravatarI'm very cold to someone now after being used for sex. But I now spend my time gardening and caring for others. It ain't like I'm volunteering at the homeless shelter. Hell there, the same thing wanting sex. But I give my time to my partner making him enjoy life. These plants I got?. I'll let him plant them in the containers. They're still in the little plastic containers and he will love that. And I wont let him use my little gardening tools. Has to be done by hand. he he


GravatarHere's Exhibit A of our fucked up media.

Read this: http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/me...ikes/ index.html

Now tell me what happened, ie who's at fault.

He said/she said, with no objective description of what *actually* happened.


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