I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Hi all
fez whatley?
first first in a long time.
Hullooooo! How's Sweetie?
Attaturk, you rewl.
Attaturk, smooch!
whoa, like the game is still going on?
Phew, I can breath again.
oh, attaturk!
so, what is the story on Cheney?
Hi Sallyh.
Ain't never gonna do it without the fez on.
Logic, it escapeth me!
It is no accident that, in the English language, “spanking” has four common definitions - only one of which mentions the buttocks. Nor - although American divorce rates have historically been higher than those of Europe, perhaps owing to the type of woman likely to emigrate from Europe to America - is it coincidental that divorce rates spiraled as spanking declined.
Thank you fezzed one!
what's all this i hear about flying eMoms?
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Sweetie my turtle?
I didn't know that you could get kinks in a fez...
It is no accident that, in the English language, “spanking” has four common definitions - only one of which mentions the buttocks. Nor - although American divorce rates have historically been higher than those of Europe, perhaps owing to the type of woman likely to emigrate from Europe to America - is it coincidental that divorce rates spiraled as spanking declined.
watertiger
Do any of the definitions mention monkeys?
Hey Ridcully!
I think it's time for drunkenness and bitter sarcasm. I think you're my man for this 
There are very small people in my house, hundreds of them. And they are very noisy.
Someone please come and remove them. Thank you.
It is no accident that, in the English language, “spanking” has four common definitions - only one of which mentions the buttocks. Nor - although American divorce rates have historically been higher than those of Europe, perhaps owing to the type of woman likely to emigrate from Europe to America - is it coincidental that divorce rates spiraled as spanking declined.
Speak to me Leah Kelley, get out the holy paddle of obeisance
How ironic. I finally got the last thread to load fully only to read Attaturk's announcement of a new thread, which, of course, loaded quickly.
Whatever, thanks, Atta.
GWPDA
She is doing great, thanks for asking.
she keeps asking about a short haired fellow tho.
think she is two timing me
Logic, it escapeth me!
!!!!
I knew it would come around to us uppity American women. I think we're still considered the most uppity women in the world.
I hope so, anyway.
i'm off to comb out the Fez.
dood yur weird
Diane, martini? It's Friday!
Someone earlier today brought up the fact that a lot of lurkers are the ones that are, for the most part, "first".
Stick around, kiddos. I think you'd like it here...
It is so difficult I cannot describe - to move up there, to leave everything, to start over again - unbelievably difficult. Something I should do? I dunno. I just cannot decide
What are the best things about living where you live now, GWPDA, and could you live without those things?
There are very small people in my house, hundreds of them. And they are very noisy.
Someone please come and remove them. Thank you.
Thers, Man of Numenor
Stop sniffing the Pam!
I didn't know that you could get kinks in a fez...
Zap Rowsdower
But, what about fez in your kinks?
think it's time for drunkenness and bitter sarcasm. I think you're my man for this
Sallyh
Ok. Which one you want to do? 
Uh-oh. Tivo thinks I'd rather watch Larry King talking about Paris Hilton than "Predator: raw."
is it coincidental that divorce rates spiraled as spanking declined.
Words fail me.
No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
That's what I am
Please understand
I wanna be your holy man
No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
There are very small people in my house, hundreds of them. And they are very noisy.
Someone please come and remove them. Thank you.
Just get the govmint to render them this way...and Zapette and I will be happy to take care if it.
Pony up.
Uh-oh. Tivo thinks I'd rather watch Larry King talking about Paris Hilton than "Predator: raw."
tikistitch
I think you need a new Tivo - you and this one don't seem to have bonded.
Okay, now I'm going to watch "Strangers with Candy" the movie
Oh, great googly moogly!!!
The master must take up not merely the MANTLE of authority, but the ROD of authority. They are a match set!
The spanking thing... yo no entiendo.
Y, no quiero entender. Por favor.
For the next three hours, KUNM well be playin an eclectic mix of latino/salsa music.
con Wellington Guzman....
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Okay, now I'm going to watch "Strangers with Candy" the movie
attaturk
Was Richard Burton is that movie?
Okay, now I'm going to watch "Strangers with Candy" the movie
Give Amy (my pretend wife) Sedaris my best!!
Homina...
Words fail me.
I'll quote from Ms. Kelley's "novels" again, if you'd like.
Stop sniffing the Pam!
Smells like... Roosevelt Field.
Someone please come and remove them. Thank you.
Thers, Man of Numenor
dood im ready but do they have any skillz like picking pocketz or chimney sweeping
Diane, martini? It's Friday!
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Mais, oui!
y merci, mon soir!
The master must take up not merely the MANTLE of authority, but the ROD of authority. They are a match se
Yeah, I want to see the mister in just a red cape, holding a rod.
!!!
I wanna stay awake and listen to the grown ups talking on the porch.
But I'm sleepy.
gwb:drf
is it coincidental that divorce rates spiraled as spanking declined.
Words fail me.
pie
Is there a link to the study that shows that spanking actually has declined?
How does she know?
The master must take up not merely the MANTLE of authority, but the ROD of authority. They are a match set!
A sharp knife will render him powerless.
So tomorrow i get to meet John Kerry and Teresa.
I've spent the last few days training myself to *not* slap him upside the head and yelling, "WINDSURFING!?! WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!?!"
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hah, Mitt Romney profile on PBS starts with Regent University
Uh-oh. Tivo thinks I'd rather watch Larry King talking about Paris Hilton than "Predator: raw."
I think you need a new Tivo - you and this one don't seem to have bonded.
Shhh! I'm cheating on my Tivo!
“nobody could have predicted” that wolfowitz would lie and steal money for his gf at the world bank
“nobody could have predicted” that the iraqis would fail to "stand up so we could stand down"
suggestions for what else “nobody could have predicted”?
Aw, it's not as much fun if the wife's not into it.
The best and most practical way to begin a DD lifestyle so that the marriage can be following Biblical guidelines is to have BOTH the husband and the wife agree it is the best way to live
it is true that in an earlier age, 'spanking' described a sailing vessel as well as a discipl;inary technique...
i am not sure what the etymological connection might be
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Mais, oui!
y merci, mon soir!
Diane C. Barking-Mad
Howz ya doin', darling?
Fires in your neck of the woods...fires in ours.
Man, it's bad.
There are very small people in my house, hundreds of them. And they are very noisy.
Someone please come and remove them. Thank you.
Thers, Man of Numenor | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 9:04 pm
Elves? Gnomes? Dwarfs? Fairies? Mini-NTodd's?
Ridcully, can't we do both? I thought gay men were pros at this sort of thing
How does she know?
flory
Jeebus told her, silly, by way of her lord and master, her husband. Jeebus doesn't talk directly to women, you know.
How does she know?
Know? You said know?
So I guess we decided she's not a parody. 
I wanna stay awake and listen to the grown ups talking on the porch.
That's odd. I'm sitting out here on my deck right now.
It's amazing just how nice this evening is here.
Missed the new thread because ril and watertiger are cracking me up.
So tomorrow i get to meet John Kerry and Teresa.
After you hit him upside the head for windsurfing, hit him up the other side and say "Hunting? What the fuck were you thinking?!?"
Ridcully, can't we do both? I thought gay men were pros at this sort of thing
Sallyh
Why yes! Tag Team!
Dear Leah,
As mentioned in my previous letters, my husband and I have added some good, old-fashioned Christian discipline to our marriage. The results have been nothing short of miraculous.
But I have one question: is it me -- or my husband -- who is supposed to wear the crotchless pantaloons during the administration of discipline?
My husband swears that it's him. But I have doubts.
Yours in Jesus,
res
Thers, just send them over to NTodd's house. He likes playmates.
is it coincidental that more really dim people have voted republican as the real value of the wages of workers have fallen?
is it coincidental that divorce rates spiraled as spanking declined.
Who among us has not noted that the increasing popularity and availability of sushi has coincided with a sharp rise in marital infidelity?
I wonder if Athenae has see Ferrets for Freedom.
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Y, no quiero entender. Por favor.
Thers, Man of Numenor
Mebbe if you'd made the suggestion to Molly, you might not be plagued by those hundreds of small people.....
The best and most practical way to begin a DD lifestyle so that the marriage can be following Biblical guidelines is to have BOTH the husband and the wife agree it is the best way to live
"You try that once more like that and I'll gouge your eyes out."
"Yes, dear," he replied meekly.
Bring Back The "Rule of THUMB!"
whereby one was never liable to be accused of abuse if one applied to the refractory or recalcitrant a rod no thicker than one's thumb...
thicker, it was judged to be excessive force...
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After you hit him upside the head for windsurfing, hit him up the other side and say "Hunting? What the fuck were you thinking?!?"
watertiger
Then sucker punch him in the gut and ask: "Why the fuck didn't you make them count the votes in Ohio and stand up for our election process like you promised all of us you would do?"
So tomorrow i get to meet John Kerry and Teresa.
Actually, what you should say is, "Dude, how psyched are you that IRaq is not gonna wind up your mess to clean up?"
Oh Crikey, this Bill Moyers documentary on Regent Law School makes me want to barf.
Man, it's bad.
Zap Rowsdower
Yeh, I read the Strib this afternoon. Our fire in Griffith Park is under control, the one on Catalina (an island) is still pretty much raging.
Gonna be a long fire season.
After you hit him upside the head for windsurfing, hit him up the other side and say "Hunting? What the fuck were you thinking?!?"
Oh, great. Another thing I have to train myself not to do.
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Last week when I did the laudry I took off the clothes I was wearing and put them in the hamper. I put on one of my husbands old trench coats and tied a scarf around my head and went out to do my laundry.
I felt very French.
gwb:drf
BY GOD'S GRACE, He still trains wives personally (Hebrews 12) and so many women DO gain much growth and maturity, praise God! But that is IN SPITE OF their husband's lack of the rod. Those opportunities are missed.
Man, if my husband were missing his rod, I'd be plenty pissed!!
Vegas run by gays and Jews, says magician
Swedish magician Joe Labero has provoked a strong reaction with suggestions that Las Vegas is controlled by "Jewish business syndicates, American dollar millionaires and homosexual booking agents".
The magic master's comments were made in an interview with rail company SJ's on-board magazine Kupé.
As a prelude to his controversial thesis, Labero explained that he has long been close to getting his own show in Las Vegas."
http://www.thelocal.se/7274/20070511
comb it out of yer fez, magic boy
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A little perspective on Congressional approval...
Someone please come and remove them. Thank you.
Thers, Man of Numenor | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 9:04 pm
You made em. You keep em.
But thanks for taking up the slack for us non-reproducers.
I've spent the last few days training myself to *not* slap him upside the head and yelling, "WINDSURFING!?! WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!?!"
Don't mention the camo on the hunting trip either.
whereby one was never liable to be accused of abuse if one applied to the refractory or recalcitrant a rod no thicker than one's thumb...
I dunno. I usually use a convenient plush toy when I bonk Mr. Tikistitch in the head. I'd hate to rattle his little brain or something.
The best and most practical way to begin a DD lifestyle so that the marriage can be following Biblical guidelines is to have BOTH the husband and the wife agree it is the best way to live
Hands down, nothing beats it.
Man, if my husband were missing his rod, I'd be plenty pissed!!
[looks down at diamond ring, puts back in box]
Vegas run by gays and Jews, says magician
Oy, but to be gay and Jewish.
I knew it would come around to us uppity American women. I think we're still considered the most uppity women in the world.
I hope so, anyway.
Tena
I personally welcome our uppity female overlords.
you know the preacher's wife in TN who killed her husband got off with manslaughter in her small town on a defense of abuse and having to wear hooker shoes for him; maybe they do perceive that something is not quite right there
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mar...ki/
Mary_Winkler
Swedish magician Joe Labero has provoked a strong reaction with suggestions that Las Vegas is controlled by "Jewish business syndicates, American dollar millionaires and homosexual booking agents".
Well shit, that's a relief. I thought it was controlled by the Mob.
So tomorrow i get to meet John Kerry and Teresa.
After you hit him upside the head for windsurfing, hit him up the other side and say "Hunting? What the fuck were you thinking?!?"
watertiger | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 9:11 pm
Then find out if her two youngest sons are available.
So I guess we decided she's not a parody.
pie
If she is, she could give Merkin lessons.....
Where's NTodd? I found him tons of dates.
I felt very French.
Remember what your mother used to say about wearing clean underwear in case you were in an accident?
You wouldn't have had that worry.
If A=B, and B=C, then you can beat your wife!
God commands a man – not a suggestion, but a command. WHY can God do that? Because the man is under his authority. And since a wife is under the husband’s authority, he can command and not just suggest and barter and beg and eventually let her win.
But I have one question: is it me -- or my husband -- who is supposed to wear the crotchless pantaloons during the administration of discipline?
My husband swears that it's him. But I have doubts.
Yours in Jesus,
res
res ipsa loquitur
Sweet Jesus!
A Depends Moment!
The master must take up the arse not merely the MANTLE of authority, but the ROD of authority
Editted for clarity.
Where's NTodd? I found him tons of dates.
BRB.
I likes me women who read.
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Gonna be a long fire season.
Of course, all of the rightists here ignore the fact that we've been in a drought for three years; but think we should've clear-cut the whole BWCA.
There's nothing they won't gripe about...
thicker, it was judged to be excessive force...
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WG'sGuitar (rogues' choler) | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 9:12 pm | #
I have really big thumbs.
Swedish magician Joe Labero has provoked a strong reaction with suggestions that Las Vegas is controlled by "Jewish business syndicates, American dollar millionaires and homosexual booking agents".
Well, 2 out of 3...
You know what they say about a man with big thumbs?
PBS doing a piece on Monica Goodling - Bill Moyers Journal.
Where's NTodd? I found him tons of dates.
"Smart girls are hot." OMG, best blog name evar.
Where's NTodd? I found him tons of dates.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator |
But, can they find their way to the Tastee-Freeze?
Man, if my husband were missing his rod, I'd be plenty pissed!!
Random Kittens on the Street Blogging
Man, if my husband were missing his rod, I'd be plenty pissed!!
watertiger | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 9:13 pm
that adds a distressing set opf implicatures to 'spare the rod..." donnit?
/
goodnight
gwb:drf
I come back to the same conversation I left three hours ago about Christian S&M.
God, I love this place.
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a rod no thicker than one's thumb...
urban legends? I thought we were relying on Biblical authority, not chain emails.
Where did all this fez schmapp come from?
Okay, now I'm going to watch "Strangers with Candy" the movie
Mind yer strawberry flavored meth.
I likes me women who read.
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spork_incident | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 9:17 pm | #
I read that.
Where's NTodd? I found him tons of dates.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
There goes Atrios' traffic.
It's gonna be just us girls around here now......
a rod no thicker than one's thumb...
Somebody has a problem. Check you email.
Where's NTodd? I found him tons of dates.
was it dates?
i thought he wanted figs...
or strawberries...
oh well.
Dear Leah,
I can't thank you enough for your Christian Discipline program. It's changed our lives. When you said, "The master must take up not merely the MANTLE of authority, but the ROD of authority. They are a match set!" we really took it to heart.
Now my husband wants me to call his rod "Our Little Savior."
What do you think of that?
Yours in Jesus,
res
Okay, somebody with better parsing skillz explain this to me:
Discipline would not be much of an issue, I believe, had men not abused women so often by hitting, raping and molesting them. It is the EMOTIONAL baggage of such things that cloud the issue.
Good night, Arabella.
Sleep tight - sweet dreams.
I just can't catch the wave of this thread.
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Wait!
Watertiger has a husband who's blown a rod?
There goes Atrios' traffic.
It's gonna be just us girls around here now......
My plan slooowly comes together.
Now my husband wants me to call his rod "Our Little Savior."
What do you think of that?
Yours in Jesus,
res
res ipsa loquitur
Pray.
I wonder if the loveswing fits into Christian Discipline or if it's unholy.
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Now my husband wants me to call his rod "Our Little Savior."
Chardonnay all over the fucking monitor.
Clue me in on Leah before I spank someone.
Flory, nothing wrong with it being just us girls.
We could do a Girls' Slumber Party(TM)!
Pedicures, manicures, wine, George Clooney movies, and pizza.
We need a Pizza Delivery Guy...
Bonsoir!
Put this turtle in charge on Iraq! Its got a better chance of winning than Bush, that's for sure!
http://mfrost.typepad.com/
cute_o...ete_and_to.html
why no website of hot guys in their boxer briefs reading books?!
Hmmmmm?
We need a Pizza Delivery Guy...
Sallyh,
I think we need more than one.
Watertiger has a husband who's blown a rod?
smalfish
Fords!
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I just can't catch the wave of this thread.
.
agave
Waves are a phenomenon that occur in the ocean, comprised most of water...and so it goes.
Watertiger, this could be your next mission.
Okay, somebody with better parsing skillz explain this to me:
Don't even try. It can only lead to madness.
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It is the EMOTIONAL baggage of such things that cloud the issue.
watertiger
Shorter Leah:
Cold blooded rape is godly behavior.
The master must take up the arse not merely the MANTLE of authority, but the ROD of authority
From the book of St. Peg.
Maybe because I live just down the road from that wind surfing location, but I never really got why that was such a big deal. So the hell what? Lots of people do it. Nobody out here, even the rednecks, would think it is elitist.
What are the best things about living where you live now, GWPDA, and could you live without those things?
masculine_monica_nyc
None of my broken, torn, strained, bent or badly healed parts hurt, living here. The heat is enough to prevent that. I can breathe here - my asthma and my allergies are in abeyance, and the emphysema I picked up as a result of 20 years of smoking is healed. My crooked back remains loose enough so that I can bend and move without crying out in pain. On a good day, my hands are not crippled. I no longer manifest the hives and disabilities caused by the cold - physical reactions which caused my family to move back down to the States when I was little and which re-surface the minute I venture back into the cold. I don't have to be on medications in order to exist.
Little things. Makes me tentative.
We need a Pizza Delivery Guy...
Sallyh
I can deliver pizza if y'all let me watch George Clooney.
Now my husband wants me to call his rod "Our Little Savior."
Er, our *little* savior? *tsk*
why no website of hot guys in their boxer briefs reading books?!
Hmmmmm?
watertiger | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 9:21 pm | #
Silly, guys can't read.
CoT,
dood clik on the linkz man!
Discipline would not be much of an issue, I believe, had men not abused women so often by hitting, raping and molesting them. It is the EMOTIONAL baggage of such things that cloud the issue.
Sorry, not touching that one with a ten foot rod!
It's gonna be just us girls around here now...... flory
So... whatcha readin'?
So what does "Spare the rod, spoil the child" mean?
It is the EMOTIONAL baggage of such things that cloud the issue.
watertiger
Yes, rape hurts the poor dear's feelings. Next time, send flowers.
Waves are a phenomenon that occur in the ocean, comprised most of water...and so it goes.
cosmic tumbler
Light, also. Or not. Or both.
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Remember what your mother used to say about wearing clean underwear in case you were in an accident?
You wouldn't have had that worry.
pie
My late former mother-in-law (war bride from France) used to say "Always wear clean underwear because you'll never know if you'll meet someone you'll like."
I think we need more than one.
Tena
I concur.
Nobody out here, even the rednecks, would think it is elitist.
Our wonderful media deemed it to be, and so it was.
Asshats.
Ridcully is our Pizza Delivery Guy tonight. And yes, you may lust after George Clooney with us, so long as you don't mind dishing with the girls.
So what does "Spare the rod, spoil the child" mean?
Don't beat your kid, they'll act all uppity.
So what does "Spare the rod, spoil the child" mean?
Shared Humanity | 05.11.07 - 9:23 pm | #
It's the motto of NAMBLA
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He shall be known as Peter and upon this rock I will build my....
Maybe because I live just down the road from that wind surfing location, but I never really got why that was such a big deal.
It wasn't the windsurfing per se, it was windsurfing while the Swifties were taking over the airwaves.
Failing to counter them was the biggest mistake of the campaign.
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So what does "Spare the rod, spoil the child" mean?
Shared Humanity
You kid?
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Okay, somebody with better parsing skillz explain this to me:
Discipline would not be much of an issue, I believe, had men not abused women so often by hitting, raping and molesting them. It is the EMOTIONAL baggage of such things that cloud the issue.
That's easy. The act itself is ok. The problem has been all those men blew it by hitting and raping women who sensitive about those kind of things rather than good Christian women for whom being raped and beaten by their husband doesn't carry the same EMOTIONAL impact because they know God wants them to grin and bear it in His name.
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Little things. Makes me tentative.
GWPDA,
those are hardly little things.
why no website of hot guys in their boxer briefs reading books?!
Wait, where where where?
Oh.
Guess I'll have to go back to that men in kilts video Hecate found.....
All this talk about Rod's and Mantles, I thought we were talking baseball again, Carew and Mickey.
Hope nobody's being hurt by all the fires, by the way.
Little things. Makes me tentative.
GWPDA
Are you familiar with Fiji?
It's in the Commonwealth, nudge, nudge.
"Always wear clean underwear because you'll never know if you'll meet someone you'll like."
I guess skid marks would be somewhat of a turn-off.
Silly, guys can't read.
A-HEM!
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so long as you don't mind dishing with the girls.
Sallyh
Oh. Ok. If I must.
I have a funny feeling that my own spouse wouldn't really buy this spanking-woman's theories.
Little things. Makes me tentative.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar
MEbbe its just me...but that didn't sound so little.
CoT,
dood clik on the linkz man!
watertiger
And you happened to find this... how??
Bill Moyers is covering Regent University and its law school--and prominent graduates, such as Monica Goodling.
Jay Sekulo (sp?) is a Regent Law grad, if I understood correctly--and he believes judges should make legal decisions based on their religious beliefs.
Welcome to the Middle Easternization of America....
We haven't been doing too well with the recent Texasization.
Wowser.
Auntie, in no way do I wish to influence your decision, but it seems that you have become as much a part of the Southwest as it has of you.
Oh, those pesky emotions!
SINCE God gave husbands authority over their wives, AND SINCE authority has the ability to give consequences (as the Bible is very clear), THEN a man may lovingly give those negative consequences to his wife in order to care for her in a way similar to how God cares for us.
This is an iron-tight logical and Biblical argument as long as emotions don't get in the way.
emphasis in the original.
So... whatcha readin'?
JeffCO
Leah's "novels"?
I guess skid marks would be somewhat of a turn-off.
I knew I was effin' up somewhere...
And you happened to find this... how??
reader sent it to me.
she was in shock.
Light, also. Or not. Or both.
Thanks, Dr. Wisenberg.
GWPDA
She is doing great, thanks for asking.
she keeps asking about a short haired fellow tho.
think she is two timing me
JohnJS
Nah - she just has lots of love and affection to share. She's a very, very GOOD GIRL.
Ridcully is our Pizza Delivery Guy tonight. And yes, you may lust after George Clooney with us, so long as you don't mind dishing with the girls.
Sallyh,
But isn't Ridcully gay?
I rather think flory and I had something else entirely in mind.
He shall be known as Peter and upon this rock I will build my....
Shared Humanity
Bull Shit Church?
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A-HEM!
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spork_incident | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 9:25 pm | #
Well, what was I to think when you overlooked my sweet flirtation?
While I most certainly enjoy reading I still don't want to go and speed read a book right now.
Which I have to do.
But in a moment.
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So tomorrow i get to meet John Kerry and Teresa.
Thank John and give Teresa my phone number.
Auntie, in no way do I wish to influence your decision, but it seems that you have become as much a part of the Southwest as it has of you.
There is no "I" in cactus.
Ridcully is our Pizza Delivery Guy tonight. And yes, you may lust after George Clooney with us, so long as you don't mind dishing with the girls.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Woo-hoo!
Just one request: please no "The Peacemaker" on the movie list. Enkew.
SINCE God gave husbands authority over their wives, AND SINCE authority has the ability to give consequences (as the Bible is very clear), THEN a man may lovingly give those negative consequences to his wife in order to care for her in a way similar to how God cares for us.
Wait, why can't we spank our husbands? 99.95% of the time they're the ones who are naughty!!
Asshats.
word
and watch out for guys with rainbow-stained undies.
Light, also. Or not. Or both.
So you read Sartre?
Tena, I was thinking it might be fun to have a gay Pizza Guy.
We had Eli forever until he became a traitor
Leah's "novels"? flory
You make them look goooooooooood....
On CBS the governator blamed the guard equiptment shortages on Iraq war. Bush can't hide on this issue.
Tena, I was thinking it might be fun to have a gay Pizza Guy.
We had Eli forever until he became a traitor
Sallyh,
*sigh*
ok.
"SINCE God gave husbands authority over their wives, AND SINCE authority has the ability to give consequences (as the Bible is very clear), THEN a man may lovingly give those negative consequences to his wife in order to care for her in a way similar to how God cares for us."
C'mon, where's this from, really? Some Taliban handbook maybe? It certainly represents no religion I can recognize.
Well, what was I to think when you overlooked my sweet flirtation?
My apologies. I saw it but I'm pretty brain dead tonight.
Again, apologies.
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madamab, definitely not. Nicole Kidman is teh suck.
I rather think flory and I had something else entirely in mind.
Tena
Oh? Well then, I swear I won't look.
Well, I put on some Neutral Milk Hotel to appease the art students down below.
But, since I'm Gen X; and white; and against this war; I don't know where that leaves me...
It wasn't the windsurfing per se, it was windsurfing while the Swifties were taking over the airwaves.
Failing to counter them was the biggest mistake of the campaign.
Counter them? I thought they were part of his act, "reporting for duty" and all.
C'mon, where's this from, really? Some Taliban handbook maybe? It certainly represents no religion I can recognize.
Glenn
You forgot about the christian fundies.
I have a funny feeling that my own spouse wouldn't really buy this spanking-woman's theories.
Ya know? I hear they're accepting bids on ebay for kids. 3000 per, IIRC.
I have a funny feeling that my own spouse wouldn't really buy this spanking-woman's theories.
Thers, Man of Numenor
Didja see my post up above? If you'd made it a condition of the marriage, you prolly wouldn't be plagued with all those little people you find so annoying....
God does operant conditioning...
so it's okay to slap shit outta the mouthy bitch if she gives ya any lip...
pretty simple...
i'm surprised skinner dint pick up on it...
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Thanks, Dr. Wisenberg.
JeffCO
I have my cat in a box, but I'm not looking.
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reader sent it to me.
she was in shock.
watertiger
I don't know whether to be horrified, aroused... or amused.
Handsome guy from The Realist on Moyers right now.
That is, on the program with Moyers right now....
C'mon, where's this from, really? Some Taliban handbook maybe? It certainly represents no religion I can recognize.
Look, all you bitchez, I'm not twisted enough to write this crap myself.
www.christiandomesticdiscipline.com
peruse at your peril. Although I do recommend surfing over to Ms. Kelley's "novel excerpts". Highly entertaining.
You forgot about the christian fundies.
Naa, this is just one deranged woman with a spanking fetish for jesus.
"SINCE God gave husbands authority over their wives, AND SINCE authority has the ability to give consequences (as the Bible is very clear), THEN a man may lovingly give those negative consequences to his wife in order to care for her in a way similar to how God cares for us."
His rod and his staff, they comfort me, and surely I will know black eyes and spiral fractures all the days of my life.
This is an iron-tight logical and Biblical argument as long as emotions don't get in the way.
It's not just this logic. The practice of Christian Domination is also spelled out in First Corinthians. I can't remember the exact Biblical passages, but it's after the part where Paul strips down and brings in a prostitute to demonstrate to the assembled Christians all the sexual positions and acts that God opposes, after which, Paul and the prostitute shows them all the positions and acts that the Lord favors. I recall Paul incorporating a dog at one point, but I can't remember if it was during the "good acts" or "bad acts" segment. But paddling of the ass was definitely among the "good acts."
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I keep thinking that I've gotten over all of it tho. But I don't really think that I have. And, I resent being at their mercy.
Gee, I wish I could have worked out an exchange relationship as an Empire historian between Bermuda and Ottawa.
In any case - that wall of glass in the library in the house in Slocan suggests something to be done with my new gallery/ramada.....
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Oops, another "R" magazine, Reason.
That is, on the program with Moyers right now....
jawbone
I have to wait another 30 minutes.
madamab, definitely not. Nicole Kidman is teh suck.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
I was actually working at Buena Vista Pix (the distributor of that lovely film) when it came out. One of the senior publicists was escorting Nicole Kidman around, and was sitting with her at the screening. As she watched herself in the movie, all she said was, "I look fat. Don't I look fat?" over and over. Blerch.
pretty simple...
i'm surprised skinner dint pick up on it...
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WG'sGuita
He was too busy conditioning his daughter, in utero, while his wife took long baths.
I rather think flory and I had something else entirely in mind.
Tena
Word.
I had George Clooney in mind, actually....
Speaking of Eli:
That guy is one of the best persons I've never met. He frequents a lot of our blogs; comments; makes good points; etc.
I really feel bad that I don't go around his place that often. He makes such an effort to go to other people's blogs.
What a class act.
spork_incident | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 9:29 pm | #
It's okay. I was just trying to be clever anyway.
"You forgot about the christian fundies."
Intentionally. I'm trying to wipe them from any corner of my mind....
It's not working, by the way. I keep running into them. The other day I interviewed the former jockey, Pat Day, who honest to goodness wouldn't complete a sentence without saying "Praise god. I don't want to make fun of anybody's faith; I have my own. But I don't think God needs this kind of "love," know what I mean?
GWDPA, do both.
tigre,
Leah has a blog!
Ah, now the Libertarianism's coming out--oh, well, nice to look at.
I e-mailed Watertiger's CDD link to all my friends --
-- because nothing says Jesus like a pair of white crotchless pantaloons from the Heirloom Intimates collection.
These split-crotch pantaloons trimmed ineyelet lace will keep you cool and comfortable all summer long. Made from 100% cotton pre-washed muslin.
Muslims!!!!????
Well, at least they're pre-washed.
res, I know.
that's how I got to the main website.
Do both and make the 6 bedroom into a b&b for wayward conscientious objectors. Stay up there July-Sept.
You'll grow/have fresh vegies year-round.
"You forgot about the christian fundies."
Can't have christian fundies without "Fun" and "Undies".
Leah has a blog!
Time to shut down the internets.
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Look, all you bitchez, I'm not twisted enough to write this crap myself.
Ummmmmm..........
peruse at your peril. Although I do recommend surfing over to Ms. Kelley's "novel excerpts". Highly entertaining.
watertiger | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 9:30 pm
tigre,
i'd prefer to think it the product of your fevered imagination, if it's all the same to you...
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Time for Bill Moyers in the Philly market.
Leah has a blog!
Something she is soon to regret.
Do both and make the 6 bedroom into a b&b for wayward conscientious objectors. Stay up there July-Sept.
You'll grow/have fresh vegies year-round.
ErinPDX |
that is a most excellent idea.
-- because nothing says Jesus like a pair of white crotchless pantaloons from the Heirloom Intimates collection.
Toonscribe
Link?
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Can't have christian fundies without "Fun" and "Undies"
Though crotchless undies, to be sure.
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I do recommend surfing over to Ms. Kelley's "novel excerpts". Highly entertaining.
I read them but they were very difficult. When did we decide that spanking novels had to be "difficult" and not entertaining?
My guess is that it was sometime in the 18th century.
Look, all you bitchez, I'm not twisted enough to write this crap myself.
Sez the woman who does a spot-on Pam Atlas Juggs impersonation.
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Leah has a blog!
♪ What did her daddy doooooooooooo?
For the fundamentalist MBAs in the audience:
Routinely women will try to usurp the authority of the husband by trying to skip over him. They refuse any supervisor but the CEO - but in doing so, they are actually DISOBEYING the CEO who put her in her position under her husband!
[emphasis in original]
-- because nothing says Jesus like a pair of white crotchless pantaloons from the Heirloom Intimates collection.
Toonscribe
well, a few days ago, Tena and I were wearing invisible crotchless slanties. do they count?
In any case - that wall of glass in the library in the house in Slocan suggests something to be done with my new gallery/ramada.....
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GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar
Hah! I knew it. You're not *ever* gonna be done with the renovations....
I will not click Leah's blog.
When did we decide that spanking novels had to be "difficult" and not entertaining?
Spanking is an evolutionary advantage.
C'mon, where's this from, really? Some Taliban handbook maybe? It certainly represents no religion I can recognize.
Glenn
Genesis 3:16 for starters.
He shall be known as Peter and upon this rock I will build my....
Shared Humanity
Bull Shit Church?
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agave
Trailer park?
DISOBEYING the CEO who put her in her position under her husband!
Kink-eee!
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tigre,
Leah has a blog!
res ipsa loquitur | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 9:32 pm /i>
i suspect that the mere chance of her having been a child in the 50s, ans she says, explains about 95%^ of her discomfort with finding an adequate bathing costume today...
waves are clever bastards...costmues never fool 'em...
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well, a few days ago, Tena and I were wearing invisible crotchless slanties. do they count?
Only Holden doles those out...gotta speak to da master.
He's kind of a prevert, in that way.
So, if I understand this correctly, the husband is middle management.
"Honey, yyyyyeeeeah, I'm gonna need that TPS report. Otherwise it's the belt for you."
Spanking is an evolutionary advantage.
NTodd, Voice of The Bear Penii
Count me Evolved!
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I will not click Leah's blog.
Will you eat green eggs and ham?
You could click on mine.
Now Moyers will cover Condi's appearance on Charlie Rose.
God, her tone is so jejeune.
Where is Leah? Do we know? Texas?
Spanking is an evolutionary advantage.
NTodd
It helps spread the pollen, right?
Genesis 3:16 for starters.
Those OT swingers were kinky.
Wonder if they let the dinosaurs watch.
My mother used to say that a whack on the bottom did a person good from time to time, but it wasn't until I was in my mid-thirties and met the perfect woman that I recognized the absolute vericity of that comment.
"Honey, yyyyyeeeeah, I'm gonna need that TPS report. Otherwise it's the belt for you."
watertiger
You could click on mine.
You have a blog?
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Is the Leah thing a parody?
I will not click Leah's blog.
You'll thank yourself in the morning.
Trust me on this one!
Wonder if they let the dinosaurs watch.
Oh,dear, Condi telling Charlie the Iraqis are so concerned that we might leave them.
What about the vote this past week, Condi, dahlin'?? Asking us to set a time certain to bug out?
Hah! I knew it. You're not *ever* gonna be done with the renovations....
flory
Well, there was a reason that we made the ramada rather more than just a flimsy old roof. Woody's familiar with galleries in southwest houses. If I screen in the whole length, that'd be something. Knock out the study wall.... That'd be really handsome....
Spanking is an evolutionary advantage.
So is progressive rock.
He shall be known as Peter and upon this rock I will build my....
Massage parlor.
They refuse any supervisor but the CEO - but in doing so, they are actually DISOBEYING the CEO who put her in her position under her husband!
Why would one abdicate their own lives in favor of degrading and dehumanizing themselves?
Haloscan keeps asking me for $7.99 for the next 5 minutes.
NTodd, you've got a blog?
GWPDA,
How about this one?
Great views!
My mother used to say that a whack on the bottom did a person good from time to time, but it wasn't until I was in my mid-thirties and met the perfect woman that I recognized the absolute vericity of that comment.
Glenn
So the wife gives you a good swacking from time to time? Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more?
"Wonder if they let the dinosaurs watch."
And Cain and Able were always asking:
"How come we never go to grandma's?"
Where is Leah? Do we know? Texas?
Bellevue.
Highly entertaining.
watertiger
Putting the "fun back into "fundamentalism".
You could click on mine.
NO FLIRTING!
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Why would one abdicate their own lives in favor of degrading and dehumanizing themselves?
NONBELIEVER! OTHER! OUTSIDER!
[points, emits Pod People scream]
NTodd, you've got a blog?
Actually, that's just a nickname for my ROD.
res, it's beautiful....
So is progressive rock.
Yes, Yes it is.
NO FLIRTING!
Flirting is the universal solvent.
"How come we never go to grandma's?"
Hee!
Marilyn Young on to talk about Iraq and Lessons of Viet Nam, her book and Condi, of who she said--"Smooth and slick and full of deception. Always with a half-truth, the most persuasive kind of lie."
Most extraordinary lie is that we are in Iraq because the Iraqi government invited us there!!!!!
"Smooth and slick," like greasy shit.
Here ya go, agave
CDD site
OK, my ribs and stomach now hurt seriously from all the laughter. Thanks, bats, I needed that.
Now I need a little sleep.
Have a great rest of the evening, and for those who missed it earlier, I have a sorta-kinda Friday Cat Blogging up.
See you on the morrow.
Modern women have been robbed and they don't even know it - they have traded away their right to a loving responsible husband and the growth due them from him holding her accountable and loving her and praying for her. Instead, women got needless frustration and unchecked attitudes and unsubmission; sometimes frustrating habits that might have in time been helped if they were held accountable by their husbands. If no rod, then no training. And you have no spiritual fruit to reap.
Unsubmission. It's the Un-cola!
Flirting is the universal solvent.
I thought it was a dessert topping.
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Where is Leah? Do we know? Texas?
Bellevue.
Babylonia.
When did we decide that spanking novels had to be "difficult" and not entertaining?
When the Marquis De Sade decided to try writing.
He was condemned to death for crimes against literature, and poisoning.
Okay, I'm curious.
Who IS this Leah freak?
Flirting is the universal solvent.
NTodd, Voice of The Bear Penii
No It's NOT!
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"How come we never go to grandma's?"
"Mother. Sister. Mother. Sister."
[points, emits Pod People scream]
Idiot control,now
Bees on fire.
Burning rubber tires.
"Good??? He's the best!!"
Flirting is the universal malevolent solvent.
fixed that for ya.
No It's NOT!
Ah water you babbling about?
Where is Leah? Do we know? Texas?
Bellevue.
Babylonia.
smalfish
Bushbotonia!
"Modern women have been robbed and they don't even know it - they have traded away their right to a loving responsible husband and the growth due them from him holding her accountable and loving her and praying for her. Instead, women got needless frustration and unchecked attitudes and unsubmission; sometimes frustrating habits that might have in time been helped if they were held accountable by their husbands. If no rod, then no training. And you have no spiritual fruit to reap."
Blow it out your ass, bitch.
He was condemned to death for crimes against literature, and poisoning.
But he did invent the split-infinitive panties
Moyers: How can she be believed after all the things she's said the last years?
Prof: Because Condi keeps saying the same things, over and over, with utter conviction.
Unsubmission. It's the Un-cola!
I totally dig unsubmission in my women.
If no rod, then no training. And you have no spiritual fruit to reap.
I prefer my rods fruit free, 'enkew.....
"Modern women have been robbed..."
Here's a woman who's never had anything close to an orgasm in her life. Seriously.
http://
leahslifeblog.christiandomesticdiscipline.com/
2007/05/11/jesus-general.aspx
BTW, Jesus' General is onto her. I hope I helped a little with that.
Unsubmission - that plus your own income and a BorgGoldCard = SCARY!
Ah water you babbling about?
JeffCO
Keep up.
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Of whom
Leah is one seriously fucked-up broad. She will do anything to avoid thinking for herself, including getting the shit beat out of her. Pathetic.
Whoops.
Leah's Life - Jesus' General post.
Here's a woman who's never had anything close to an orgasm in her life.
Not even self inflicted.
It is worth mentioning that even Biblically, it is best if the wife submits willingly rather than being forced to obey her husband, and in giving honor to his wife as the weaker vessel, it is good that the husband listen to her thoughts and opinions and try to incorporate them into their lives so that she will be content.
What started all this Kelley discussion today? Having no clue, I went to the holy Google and looked her up. Strange person and yep, that was an understatement.
But what got all this hubbub going today?
Orgasms are malevolent.
When the Marquis De Sade decided to try writing.
He was condemned to death for crimes against literature, and poisoning.
JR, kerosene and a match
His stuff was still better than Bill O'Reilly's attempt to write soft porn.
BTW, Jesus' General is onto her. I hope I helped a little with that.
watertiger
I gave Our General money because of it!
Is haloscum screwing up a bit tonight? I've had posts go missing and cut off so far.
But he did invent the split-infinitive panties
driftglass
No, those were pantaloons.
But he did have a thing for guys in sailor suits.
Ah water you babbling about?
His dike has been brooked.
Orgasms are malevolent.
NTodd, Voice of The Bear Penii
But as malevolent experiences go, they're one of the best!
Hmmm.
Zapette may be home soon; so I'd better look like I didn't have fun without her.
Later, kidz!!
Cat Blogging with somebody else's kitty:
http://rantsfromtherookery.blogs...t-
blogging.html
Ah, I see the good General got there before I did.
Must be where Leslie found it and forwarded it to me.
I totally dig unsubmission in my women.
We all live in an unyellow unsubmarine.
Great views!
res ipsa loquitur | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 9:39 pm | #
Oh you and your real estate porn!
Could you find me something charming in Italy?
Watertiger, okay, I read that, and said, am I really that drunk?
Oh, yeah, jawbone. Haloscan is acting like, well Haloscan. Batshit crazy.
Lucas was written to be a responsible Christian man leading his home, not a pervert who is interested in sexual activities with his daughter. It doesn't surprise me that someone who calls themselves "Jesus' General" would warp that concept.
I'd say the General better take off his belt and discipline Leah...
Channel-surfing a while ago, I see an intrepid reporter lady on Larry King informing us...
...what Paris Hilton can expect for lunch in jail. "A chicken burger patty with gravy."
Reflexive change of stations, but now questions gnaw at me. What, no bun? What are the side dishes? Any dessert?
Good thing there's a repeat at midnight so I can sleep in peace
It is worth mentioning that even Biblically, it is best if the wife submits willingly rather than being forced to obey her husband, and in giving honor to his wife as the weaker vessel, it is good that the husband listen to her thoughts and opinions and try to incorporate them into their lives so that she will be content.
Culture of TrÜth
How.......absurd!
If no rod, then no training. And you have no spiritual fruit to reap.
Freud and Nin just offed themselves in a murder-suicide pact.
Patriotboy's letter to Ms. Kelley.
Prof: BushCo domino theory is totally absurd.
Well, there was a reason that we made the ramada rather more than just a flimsy old roof. Woody's familiar with galleries in southwest houses. If I screen in the whole length, that'd be something. Knock out the study wall.... That'd be really handsome....
GWPDA, y
Woody's not the only one - I love them.
'
It's one of my favorite features of southwestern architecture.
It is worth mentioning that even Biblically, it is best if the wife submits willingly rather than being forced to obey her husband, and in giving honor to his wife as the weaker vessel, it is good that the husband listen to her thoughts and opinions and try to incorporate them into their lives so that she will be content.
Tell me again why we're fighting radical islam?
Orgasms are malevolent.
I had an uncle named Pat Seamus McLevolent.
Ah water you babbling about?
JeffCO
Keep up.
Reread that.
Missed wet you were trying to say.
.
Because I'm this obsessive:
Terms and Conditions:
GOVERNING LAW: In the event of litigation both parties agree that the Law of shall apply and both parties consent to the jurisdiction of the state courts of , , or in the event of diversity of citizenship, the United States District Court for the (District).
Here's a woman who's never had anything close to an orgasm in her life. Seriously.
Glenn
I'll bet she has them, but only after the spanking.
Nothing wrong with a little S&M if that's what you're into...but to be so conflicted about it that you've got to find a biblical justification is pretty fucking neurotic.
You know, I've eaten many a 'chicken burger' but I've never had the luxury of gravy with one. It sounds very nice.
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Orgasms are malevolent.
Orgasms are trying to kill me.
Tell me again why we're fighting radical islam?
smalfish
Yeah....the Xian fundies have SO much in common with them.
Nothing wrong with a little S&M if that's what you're into...but to be so conflicted about it that you've got to find a biblical justification is pretty fucking neurotic.
I wouldn't even mind that so much if she wasn't compelled to go public with it.
His stuff was still better than Bill O'Reilly's attempt to write soft porn.
Terry C
There is no way in hell I'm going to read any of the O'Reilly transcripts in order to do a literary critique thereof. I alreayd have enough trouble eating.
Leah is one seriously fucked-up broad. She will do anything to avoid thinking for herself, including getting the shit beat out of her. Pathetic.
You know how we're going to feel to learn she's another lumpy pete sockpuppet production.
Of course, that would require he had a sense of humor and we know that's not true.
Oh, and JR is here?
He's gonna deflate all of your fun!!
Enjoy!
Flirting is the universal solvent.
NTodd, Voice of The Bear Penii
No It's NOT!
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agave | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 9:42 pm | #
Snot is the universal solvent?
Woody's not the only one - I love them.
'
It's one of my favorite features of southwestern architecture.
Tena
Always an option in the world of the endlessly evolving house....
GOVERNING LAW: In the event of litigation both parties agree that the Law of ...
But there ain't no sanity clause!
From Ms. Kelley's blog:
My husband informed me this morning we were going to have a maintenance session this evening for the first time in months.
As I mentioned in a previous blog, I've been having a hard time keeping things in order. My husband thinks a maintenance session might help me get back on track. I have neglected my health as of late and have been a bit ill, followed by an exacerbation of fibromyalgia. I am behind on housework a bit (just a bit--I've been careful to keep that going). I'm behind on homeschooling. My husband calls these the three H's-- Health, House, Homeschooling. Letting these slide will get me in trouble faster than anything.
Thankfully, my husband tells me we are not starting regular maintenance again, just doing one session to keep things from escalating until I earn a punishment spanking. I have to agree, though I'm not looking forward to it. Maintenance is quite uncomfortable. I hope this one session will help.
Hope everyone is having a wonderful Christmas season!
So, does Leah's husband get an appreciative crowd of guys around him after church? Does he appear more manly because his wife likes spanking?
I fear to ask what maintenance is.
Right. Gotta go read.
Laters.
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"Okay, here's what's going on. Recently I had been on Yahoo Answers and made some feminists mad with some of my anti-feminist sentiments. Since they can't stand to be disagreed with, they reported me for abuse, even though NOTHING I said was abusive. So to make a long story short, the PC Police at Yahoo deleted my ID, which in effect deleted the website since they were my web server."
Another discriminated-against fundie "victim."
"Orgasms are trying to kill me."
If that's true, I'd have been dead about 50 years ago. And yeah, ya'll are probably right. This woman may be the most conflicted person this side of laurabot.
GOVERNING LAW: In the event of litigation both parties agree that the Law of ...
But there ain't no sanity clause!
Just page after page of unsubmissive, subordinate clauses...
Missed wet you were trying to say.
Damp you! Damp your eyes!
Leah is from Kentucky. 'Nuff said.
One of my dearest friends told me today she'd found my website a couple of weeks ago and now knows about me and CDD. She accidentally ran upon one of my links from another site and instantly recognized me from my description...stay at home wife, homeschool mother, antifeminist, from Kentucky... I had told her and another friend enough about what I do that she knew it was very unusual and maybe a little left of vanilla, so it wasn't hard for her to figure things out from there.
BTW, has anyone brought this up yet:
Border Patrol Guy stalks blogger for complaining about treatment.
Orgasms are trying to kill me.
The Little Death.
ellroon @ 9:47--That is Awww out loud funny! AOL, not LOL. Yeah, that's taken already, so won't work. But, that is teh cute.
His stuff was still better than Bill O'Reilly's attempt to write soft porn.
Terry C
There is no way in hell I'm going to read any of the O'Reilly transcripts in order to do a literary critique thereof. I alreayd have enough trouble eating.
JR, kerosene and a match
The only way I've ever "sampled" O'Wanker's attempts at writing was when Al Franken quoted some in a book of his.
P..............U!
Of course, that would require he had a sense of humor and we know that's not true.
JeffCO
Well, since humor comes from truth, conservatards, who can't handle the truth, are not equipped to be funny...
My God, WT, this poor woman is much worse off that I thought. Better to be Eva Braun than this unfortunate and misguided — and misused — soul.
Fibromyalgia is in fact one element of a malfunctioning thyroid.
So this woman is hypothyroid, in constant, chronic unremitting pain and is going to be beaten by her 'husband' for not being able to muster the strength to do whatever the hell he dictates?
Who's calling the family services bureau in that town?
As I mentioned in a previous blog, I've been having a hard time keeping things in order. My husband thinks a maintenance session might help me get back on track. I have neglected my health as of late and have been a bit ill, followed by an exacerbation of fibromyalgia
Hope I'm not stepping on any toes here, but is fibromyalgia *THE* "disease" of fundie women? My fundie SIL claims to have it.
So, does Leah's husband get an appreciative crowd of guys around him after church? Does he appear more manly because his wife likes spanking?
ellroon, Some Lady Commenter
Does she even HAVE a husband?
Or is Leah a guy pretending to be his own girlfriend?
Lucas was written to be a responsible Christian man leading his home, not a pervert who is interested in sexual activities with his daughter.
Meesa no likey dat sex wit he daughter!
I wouldn't even mind that so much if she wasn't compelled to go public with it.
Tena
She's probably less conflicted because she's found there are other whackjobs out there just like her.
The 2 Year Old is naked except for one of her mothers pumps, pushing around a toy wheelbarrow filled with blocks, and wearing a Mets cap.
" antifeminist, from Kentucky..."
Oh NO! She's in my state? Good grief, isn't it bad enough that w have an indicted governor, the highest rate of teen-aged smoking and the highest rate of cancer in the country? Now we've got this loony-bin escapee....
It's too much.
Makes me wonder if Leah and her husband are from the same branch of the family tree.
"stay at home wife, homeschool mother, antifeminist, from Kentucky"
Shorter Leah: I am SO jealous of feminists and educated women who actually have lives and don't need a male to validate their existence.
Who's calling the family services bureau in that town?
It's a perfectly cromulent lifestyle choice.
Fibromyalgia is in fact one element of a malfunctioning thyroid.
That's what the farmer's wife in Iowa has - you know, the one that Rudy's campaign passed over for a campaign appearance, because they weren't rich enough.
Hope everyone is having a wonderful Christmas season!
Cheerio and happy beatings to all!
Hope I'm not stepping on any toes here, but is fibromyalgia *THE* "disease" of fundie women? My fundie SIL claims to have it.
Tena
Kinda like having 'nerves' in the old days?
Or just mysterious 'women's troubles'?
Thankfully, my husband tells me we are not starting regular maintenance again, just doing one session to keep things from escalating until I earn a punishment spanking. I have to agree, though I'm not looking forward to it. Maintenance is quite uncomfortable. I hope this one session will help.
There is something seriously, seriously wrong here.
Damp you! Damp your eyes!
JeffCO
I guess I went over board, soak sorry.
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just doing one session to keep things from escalating until I earn a punishment spanking. I have to agree, though I'm not looking forward to it.
Awfully nice she agrees.
What does Mr Lord and Master get when he gets behind on the chores? Or if he doesn't get that promotion? She get to pour some whoopass on him?
The 2 Year Old is naked except for one of her mothers pumps, pushing around a toy wheelbarrow filled with blocks, and wearing a Mets cap.
Thers, Man of Numenor
You could all probably go to jail for that, especially if you took pictures right now.
a little left of vanilla,
I think Leah's making a veiled reference to anal sex here.
The 2 Year Old is naked except for one of her mothers pumps, pushing around a toy wheelbarrow filled with blocks, and wearing a Mets cap.
Chip off the old block.
I am beginning t come to a theory that Leah and analangie are one and the same creature.
"Now we've got this loony-bin escapee...."
Which is so strange, discipline under incarceration seems to be something that would lift her pantaloons a tad.
There is something seriously, seriously wrong here.
JR,
I have to admit, that really freaked me out.
If it's true, - whoa.
Gonna go watch Bill Moyers and then Dr Who. I get to find out what kind of bisexuals British TV SciFi turns out these days (Captain Jack.)
bbl
Nobody on TV is doing what Moyers is doing. Fantastic.
Catch this program if you can, repeats around NYC on Sunday sometime.
And on CBS Bastiste gets fired. So French, after all.
Hope I'm not stepping on any toes here, but is fibromyalgia *THE* "disease" of fundie women? My fundie SIL claims to have it.
Tena
Sometimes systemic pain can come from emotional or mental conflict. Someone who is struggling with a punitive belief system, such as this poor creature Leah, could indeed contract fibromyalgia.
I keep thinking that I've gotten over all of it tho. But I don't really think that I have. And, I resent being at their mercy.
I can appreciate that sentiment. I hope, if you do move, that you find as much enjoyment and lack of pain as you do where you are now.
She's probably less conflicted because she's found there are other whackjobs out there just like her.
flory
One of the big downsides of the internet.
Hope I'm not stepping on any toes here, but is fibromyalgia *THE* "disease" of fundie women? My fundie SIL claims to have it.
No, it's not limited to fundies.
I know two women who have it.
There is something seriously, seriously wrong here.
JR, kerosene and a match
I call it domestic violence.
The 2 Year Old is naked except for one of her mothers pumps, pushing around a toy wheelbarrow filled with blocks, and wearing a Mets cap.
Thers, Man of Numenor
I've seen that phase, just wait until they discover streaking....
Evening. Got the new machine working and all. How is everyone?
Handsome guy from The Realist on Moyers right now.
That is, on the program with Moyers right now....
jawbone
Handsome, yes, deep, no. Moyers didn't ask him any hard questions about libertarianism and had no rejoinder to his incredible claim that people on the bottom end do well in free market systems.
The 2 Year Old is naked except for one of her mothers pumps, pushing around a toy wheelbarrow filled with blocks, and wearing a Mets cap.
Thers, Man of Numenor
SPANK HER!!! SPANK HER BEFORE SHE BECOMES UPPITY!!!
Hope I'm not stepping on any toes here, but is fibromyalgia *THE* "disease" of fundie women? My fundie SIL claims to have it.
Stef has it, as does her aunt.
I am beginning t come to a theory that Leah and analangie are one and the same creature.
smalfish
Allen Butler has another identity.
The 2 Year Old is naked except for one of her mothers pumps, pushing around a toy wheelbarrow filled with blocks, and wearing a Mets cap.
Thers, Man of Numenor
In other words, everything's normal on Liberal Mountain?
Actually, my daughter has an immune disorder and heart condition that has resulted, allegedly, in fibromyalgia. She, her mother and I believe it's what doctor's list as a diagnosis when they can't think of anything else.
Few years ago it was carpal tunnel, then TMJ. Now it seems it's fibro's turn. Doesn't mean it isn't real, I suppose. My daughter has suffered a lot of pain from something.
Oh, and JR is here?
He's gonna deflate all of your fun!!
Zap Rowsdower
Well, since humor comes from truth,
madamab
Make up your fucking minds.
The 2 Year Old is naked except for one of her mothers pumps, pushing around a toy wheelbarrow filled with blocks, and wearing a Mets cap.
Well, it's kinda warm out, and the Mets won. I'm not grasping the problem.
I'm getting ready to go watch Moyers myself.
I'm sure it's going to be very interesting - I really can't wait to visit Regent Law School.
I expect Mr. Tena and I to both be rolling on the floor laughing at at least some of it.
The 2 Year Old is naked except for one of her mothers pumps, pushing around a toy wheelbarrow filled with blocks, and wearing a Mets cap.
Judith Nathan is at your house??
I know two women who have it.
watertiger
I'm backing right the hell off right now.
That's why I asked. It's somewhat controversial.
I thought Moyers just wanted to let the libertarian guy throw out the tenets so viewers could realize how limited it is as a political reality.
Very appealing to adolescents.
I'm in a bit of trouble again. Over the past few weeks with the combination of Christmas shopping and all the activities going on in our homeschool co-op, I've managed to let the housework slip a bit. My husband wasn't happy with me this morning, so I've spent quite a lot of time today trying to catch up. I am supposed to go to my mother's tomorrow for my baby nephew's first birthday party, and I'm afraid if I don't get things back in order, he won't let me go.
I don't know what is going on with me. It seems like I'm having an awful time keeping my focus. I rarely require spanking, but in the past couple of months, I've been spanked twice and came within a gnat's hair two or three other times. I don't know if my husband is becoming stricter or if I'm just not doing well.
Tonight, I think I've gotten the house on its feet well enough that he won't punish me, but I am concerned that my behavior seems to be on a downhill slide. I am going to have to pray I can do a better job keeping my home. After all, this is one of the most important callings of a wife and mother.
Make up your fucking minds.
JR, kerosene and a match
[looks around in confusion]
You talkin' to me?
The 2 Year Old is naked except for one of her mothers pumps, pushing around a toy wheelbarrow filled with blocks, and wearing a Mets cap.
Thers, Man of Numenor
One?
.
Enjoy the rest of the evening, you wild and crazy people.
Sleep well.
Fibromyalgia is a subset of hypothyroidism. It is perfectly real, seldom accurately treated and most often dealt with as tho it were a mental conflict. It is not. A longterm thyroid malfunction will create the fibromyalgic pain - unless it is supplemented, there is no cure and there is no remedy. And as we are all aware, hypothyroidism is often underdiagnosed, predominantly a disease of women, and frequently takes as long as six-eight years to diagnose - physicians instead presuming to categorise the various elements as hysteria, mental upset and so on.
If this woman has a fibromyalgia diagnosis she is also hypothyroid, she is very likely moving into the psychosis that untreated hypothyroidism can produce and really is not at all well. It isn't particularly amusing.
The 2 Year Old is naked except for one of her mothers pumps, pushing around a toy wheelbarrow filled with blocks, and wearing a Mets cap.
"It's NAKED time!!!!"
I call it domestic violence.
Terry C
Well, domestic violence is on my list of things that qualify as seriously wrong.
The extra "seriously" is for the Stockholm Syndrome.
I'm backing right the hell off right now.
Tena
That's a 1st!
.
You talkin' to me?
madamab
Zap, actually. I was just using you as a blunt instrument. Hope you don't mind.
I am going to have to pray I can do a better job keeping my home. After all, this is one of the most important callings of a wife and mother.
watertiger
Now it's getting reaaaaaally creepy.
I"m off to watch Moyers.
Laterz.
The 2 Year Old is naked except for one of her mothers pumps, pushing around a toy wheelbarrow filled with blocks, and wearing a Mets cap.
Thers, Man of Numenor
You need to get that kid to a shrink, and fast. The naked part, the pumps, the blocks, that's no big deal--but the Mets? Uh, oh.
I am going to have to pray I can do a better job keeping my home. After all, this is one of the most important callings of a wife and mother.
watertiger
I MAY throw up.
Chripes, that's pathetic.
Oh, you want creepy?
Check this out.
I'm a Yankees fan but the Mets are in first place.
The kid's just swinging with the wind.
Or are those the boys?
Make up your fucking minds.
JR, kerosene and a match
2 of mine agree.
.
Zap, actually. I was just using you as a blunt instrument. Hope you don't mind.
JR, kerosene and a match
Fine. As long as we agree that Macs suck and PC's rule.
a little left of vanilla,
I think Leah's making a veiled reference to anal sex here.
Toonscribe
Anal RAPE is probably more like it.
Sick, sick, sick.
Watertiger,
Do you suppose this lady read THE STORY OF O as a non-fiction guide to life?
I am going to have to pray I can do a better job keeping my home. After all, this is one of the most important callings of a wife and mother.
watertiger
Look, if you want a spanking, all you've got to do is ask. I'm okay with the whole masochism thing, but the creepy Stepford deal has got to go.
I'm assuming "Leah Kelley" is about as real as General JC Christian.
Check this out.
watertiger
Somebody call the cops.
I really do hope that this is all a big joke.
Because this woman creeps me the fuck out.
onight, I think I've gotten the house on its feet well enough that he won't punish me, but I am concerned that my behavior seems to be on a downhill slide. I am going to have to pray I can do a better job keeping my home. After all, this is one of the most important callings of a wife and mother.
This is starting to sound like really well done parody.
Allen Butler has another identity. - Terry C
The many butts of Allen Butler.
From Eil over at Left Eye on the News:
Permanent bases in Iraq
The devil is in the details. Everyone knows about the massive U.S. Embassy, the airfields, etc. But here, from the middle of an article headlined "Cheney defends extended deployments" (except for himself, of course, he had "other priorities"), we find this little detail:
Cheney spoke to several thousand mostly Army forces in a huge tent that is scheduled to be a gymnasium.
Think the troops are leaving any time soon? Not if the Administration, or, sadly, the vast majority of Congress (even the ones posing as "anti-war" and "for withdrawal") have anything to say about it. After all, even "non-combat" troops need planes (and hence airbases) to ferry them around, armed convoys (oh, but don't worry, they won't be members of the "Armed Forces," just mercenaries who are equally well (better?) armed), and, of course, gymnasiums (and lots, lots more).
lefti.blogspot.com
Fine. As long as we agree that Macs suck and PC's rule.
madamab
We'll make FLG cry.
I am going to have to pray I can do a better job keeping my home. After all, this is one of the most important callings of a wife and mother.
watertiger
I'll stick to praying for nekkid, unsubmissive, somewhat nerdy women.
Oh, you want creepy?
Check this out.
watertiger
The truly sad part?
These people are procreating. And making more whackjobs just like them.
What we need to do is to order something from her "catalog" to see if it's real.
I have a hard time believing patriotboy would be snookered by this. He's got a pretty good ear.
Watertiger, if this isn't a parody, then it's sicker than I imagined. And here in Kentucky, too. Makes me shudder.
2 of mine agree.
.
agave
Nine out of ten voices think I should stay home and clean my guns.
so god wants women to wear burkas too right?
ugh
Y'all go watch Moyers!
And here in Kentucky, too.
"I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!"
Oh, you want creepy?
Check this out.
watertiger
I love how the comments are "moderated".
I voted that I disliked the entry. Seems like everyone else who read it did, too.
We'll make FLG cry.
JR, kerosene and a match
I have no sympathy. Those kittehs are too cute. FLG has insta-happy.
It looks like therre will be 2 dems and 5 or 6 repubs on the sunday morning talk shows. Haven't seen the full list but that's what it looks like.
"Fine. As long as we agree that Macs suck and PC's rule.
madamab"
Oh, madamab. You disappoint me.
Oh, WAPISH!!
----
New charges have been filed alleging that the CIA's former No. 3 official used his influence in that role to support a proposed $100 million government contract for his best friend, a defense contractor, in return for lavish vacations, private jet flights and a lucrative job offer....
The pair now face 30 wide-ranging counts of fraud, conspiracy and money laundering.
----
so god wants women to wear burkas too right?
ugh
wtf
preferably with miniskirts
If it isn't a parody, Leah is in dire need of professional help.
What we need to do is to order something from her "catalog" to see if it's real.
I don't think you wanna get on her mailing list.
I'd hate to think of the junk mail you're gonna be getting.
I'll stick to praying for nekkid, unsubmissive, somewhat nerdy women.
driftglass | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 10:07 pm | #
Have we met?
I don't get this contract where the wife consents to be abused. If that came to court, wouldn't it be thrown out as an invalid contract (as a slavery contract would violate the 13th amendment)?
Or, as usual, does this "need to be litigated"?
New charges have been filed alleging that the CIA's former No. 3 official
Is that like Al Qaeda's No. 3 official?
Good news!
Cum prevents the throat cancer!
.
heh.
On the other hand, muslin is notorious for shrinkage.
I'll say. Take a look at this provocative garment!
Fine. As long as we agree that Macs suck and PC's rule.
madamab
Oh, madamab. You disappoint me.
Glenn
Well, in my defense, I am mostly referring to office use.
I don't think this is a parody
Dr. Wu, I'm hoping to hell this woman is out in the sticks somewhere, far, far away from my family. This lovely state has a bad enough reputation; it's unfortunate that this snake-handling misfit is adding to it.
I'm assuming "Leah Kelley" is about as real as General JC Christian.
Buzz Bomb
I like Betty Bowers better.
What is Christian Domestic Discipline?/ Advantages of Christian Domestic Discipline/ Introducing CDD to Your spouse/ When You Should Use Caution/ Setting Up a CDD Marriage/ Types of Spankings/ Common Alternative Punishments/ Common Implements/ Common Spanking Positions/ Spanking for Punishment/ How Much is Enough?/ Emotional Stages of a Spanking/ Uncooperative Wife/ Avoid At All Costs/ Bruising/Marks/ Aftercare/ Making Love
I'm starting to feel religious.
CNN International Chyron: "Bush Resigns"
They evidently can't distinguish the chimp from Blair.
And about the Mets. Aren't they in second place a half-game behind the Braves?
They evidently can't distinguish the chimp from Blair.
Only separated by an accent.
Okay...last night wasn't too bad, I guess, though at one point I did think if he swatted that one spot again the spanking would no longer be quiet, despite his use of the "quiet" evil spatula. I know I'm a weinie. He knows that too, thank God, and he loves me enough not to spank me too hard no matter how irritated he is with me. However, last night was enough to remind me to keep up with my duties as his wife. I respond well to discipline. It will be a long time before I slip up on that again.
dood it's 'weenie'!
Common Spanking Positions/ Spanking for Punishment/ How Much is Enough?/ Emotional Stages of a Spanking/ Uncooperative Wife/ Avoid At All Costs/ Bruising/Marks/ Aftercare/ Making Love/
Notice how making love follows right after bruises, marks and aftercare?
Sounds like a truly loving godly marriage to me.
I'm assuming "Leah Kelley" is about as real as General JC Christian.
When I first saw her quoted by the General, that was my assumption... esp. when I saw her "home" site was www.christiandomesticdiscipline.com.
But if it is a parody, it's pretty damn elaborate!
Mac Vs. PC?
All we need is this and world peace is achieved.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/System/36
Bill Moyers is a national treasure. And Keith O will be a character on Family Guy.
Fuck these people all to Hell.
----
Today Richard A. Hertling informed the Senate Judicary Committee that Bradley Schlozman would not be able to testify before the Committee on May 15th because Schlozman will be on a previously scheduled vacation.
----
I say cut the crap and start Articles of Impeachment if this is Rove's idea of cooperation. Bullshit!
They evidently can't distinguish the chimp from Blair.
One went to Oxford, the other went to Harvard.
I think I just figured out how the local S&M club can stop paying property tax.
"
But if it is a parody, it's pretty damn elaborate!"
It does take role playing a bit to the extreme.
whoo boy, the old fibro argument.
Well, the rheumatologists finally decided, yes, it is real. Often associated with sleeping disorder...lack of rem = deep muscle relaxation = fibromyalgia. Though I do think that some of them have been told they were nuts enough times it takes its toll...
Schlozman will be on a previously scheduled vacation
For his next vacation, I hear Marion, Illinois is nice. I'd recommend a stay of 15 or 20 years.
Mac Vs. PC?
Fuck that noise. I'm getting one of these!
Mac Vs. PC?
All we need is this and world peace is achieved.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/System/36
EkCenTriK
Suweeeet! A computer that looks like a trash compactor!!!
If anyone cares, The Detroit Red Wings just won 2-1
But if it is a parody, it's pretty damn elaborate!
dave™©
Parody doesn't usually have two books listed on Amazon.
Today Richard A. Hertling informed the Senate Judicary Committee that Bradley Schlozman would not be able to testify before the Committee on May 15th because Schlozman will be on a previously scheduled vacation.
Send the Sergeant of Arms out to drag the motherfucker in.
They evidently can't distinguish the chimp from Blair.
Only separated by an accent.
watertiger
To think I named my cat after him...although, to be fair, it was during the Clinton administration.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/494...@N00/115637918/
Fuck that noise. I'm getting one of these!
dave™©
Con Ed thanks you.
US Chopper Kills Seven Iraqi Children
US helicopter gunship attacked a public school in Diyala Province, killing seven children and wounding another three, police said.
No reason has been given for the attack on the Al Saada Elementary School and the US Army has made no comment.
At least 600,000 Iraqis have been killed since the US invasion and occupation started in 2001.
Damn, there goes one of those well painted schools.
Uh, this is not from an US MCM publication, btw. BBC quotes US military saying they know nothing, but there was helicopter activity in the area. Via lefti.blogspot.com
http://www.plenglish.com/article...C})&
language=EN
Parody doesn't usually have two books listed on Amazon.
I'm a parody, and I have two books on Amazon.
Parody doesn't usually have two books listed on Amazon.
I wonder if Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar take part in this.
I say cut the crap and start Articles of Impeachment if this is Rove's idea of cooperation. Bullshit!
bo
Bo, may I pass you a Seething Webb?
If anyone cares, The Detroit Red Wings just won 2-1
Thank you.
"Suweeeet! A computer that looks like a trash compactor!!!
madamab"
A trash compactor that never let me down.
I always worked on the 5360s. Check out those drive magazine bays. Now that's hot.
No reason has been given for the attack on the Al Saada Elementary School and the US Army has made no comment.
I hope we at least painted it first.
Con Ed thanks you.
And the rest of us prepare for the brown out.
Parody doesn't usually have two books listed on Amazon.
Oh, I don't know about that!
I wonder if Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar take part in this.
watertiger
"Screw the quiver, send me the arrows?"
And these damned liberal men are the opposite. Demanding agressive women, they.
"If anyone cares, The Detroit Red Wings just won 2-1"
Oh, I do. I love the original six. By the way DWD, things are slowing down — the opening statement is written — and I'll be sending you a new version of our joint effort probably later next week.
I hope we at least painted it first.
Bonus: we'll get to repaint it, which means we can count the school twice.
Detroit: Rock City.
Friday night-
I did mention my music video earlier today.
I'm real proud of it.
But if it is a parody, it's pretty damn elaborate!
dave™©
Parody doesn't usually have two books listed on Amazon.
JR, kerosene and a match
Well, Coulter does.
And these damned liberal men are the opposite. Demanding agressive women, they.
We're very shy and just want you to read our minds and know you should make the first move.
Fuck that noise. I'm getting one of these!
dave™©
I lust
Warning, photgraph may give your computer a permanent inferiority complex... or woody.
"Suddenly, Last Summer" is on TCM. Gore Vidal, in "Palimpsest," tells the story of adapting the Tennessee Williams play for the screen.
He was extremely careful to preserve 95% of the dialogue as written, only changing a few scene-setting descriptions that would be redundant given movie technology.
Most playwrights would have been delighted, but TW looked at the screenplay and concluded that GV hadn't really done anything. TW then went to the producer to ask for more money and a screenwriting credit.
BTW, Katherine Hepburn is downright frightening in this movie as the gentlelady hyperpossessive of her dead son's memory.
Ok, what's WAPISH?
Dusty Foggo, Brent Wilkes, and the Dukestir. Whoo-hoo!
We're very shy and just want you to read our minds and know you should make the first move.
NTodd, Malevolent Orgasm
It's just a step to the left.......
Con Ed thanks you.
I'm strictly old school!
BTW, I know that somewhere in the basement, I've got a box of 8-inch floppy disks... handed down to me from my father.
Ok, what's WAPISH?
Gordo's trademark pissing on the thread.
I wonder if Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar take part in this.
watertiger
"Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway", as one of my fellow Eschatonians once commented.
ZOMG, it's like a endless buffet of stupidity!
Q: Can't I just listen to her instead ?
A: No, she has all the girlfriends she need to listen to her, she needs you to be strong and correct her behavior.
Tennessee Williams would have a field day with Leah.
And crap, I owe jawbone a Coke--I didn't read far enough into the post to see that the "painted schools" had already been referenced. My bad.
Dusty Foggo, Brent Wilkes, and the Dukestir. Whoo-hoo!
jawbone
I don't think that story even mentioned the prostitutes because they were just minor compared to all the other skullduggery. Amazing.
Bo, may I pass you a Seething Webb? - madamab
You willing to go my bail if I walk up the street and tear the heart out the the neighborhood Arch 'Thuglican?
A trash compactor that never let me down.
Well, except for the card reader, the 1130 never let me down. It still doesn't inspire me to pine for it.
It's just a step to the left.......
Allie
You had me at "It's"
Forgive me...
It's just a jump to the left.
...and then a step to the riiiiiight.
You willing to go my bail if I walk up the street and tear the heart out the the neighborhood Arch 'Thuglican?
bo
I'm sure he/she richly deserves it. Who's the evil one?
And these damned liberal men are the opposite. Demanding agressive women, they.
We're very shy and just want you to read our minds and know you should make the first move.
NTodd, Malevolent Orgasm | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 10:20 pm | #
I'm a radical leftist man myself, so I guess I ain't got a dog in this fight.
"the card reader"
Never used one. I manage to edge in just after that.
Mac Vs. PC?
Fuck that noise. I'm getting one of these!
dave™©
"I'm sorry but I can't let you do that, Dave."
- Hal
"It's just a jump to the left.
...and then a step to the riiiiiight."
What're we doin' here, the hokey pokey?
LETS
DO
THE
TIME
WARP
AGAIN
None of you bigots licked my link.
Assholes.
It's just a jump to the left.
...and then a step to the riiiiiight.
And then I put my hands on your hips, right?
Parody?
You make the call.
You willing to go my bail if I walk up the street and tear the heart out the the neighborhood Arch 'Thuglican?
bo
Just remember: A friend will help you move; a true friend will help you move a body.
HOUSTON, May 11 — Rudolph W. Giuliani directly challenged Republican orthodoxy on Friday, asserting that his support for abortion rights, gun control and gay rights should not disqualify him from winning the party’s presidential nomination.
He said that Republicans needed to be tolerant of dissenting views on those issues if they wanted to retain the White House. ...
Love me, love me, lo-ove me, say you do.
Let me fly away with you.
You had me at "It's"
Dr. Wu
Aww, you're easy. Nice trait in a man.
What're we doin' here, the hokey pokey?
Glenn
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
I'm bigoted against condescending jerks.
"Parody?
You make the call."
Good grief.
Parody?
You make the call.
watertiger
I'd call that an advertisement for tanning beds. Could that ass be any whiter?
"the card reader"
The 129, 3741 or 4110 versions?
And then I put my hands on your hips, right?
NTodd, Malevolent Orgasm
I dunno...what's next?
Watertiger, ugly is not necessarily parody
We're very shy and just want you to read our minds and know you should make the first move.
the first move I'm okay with.
Reading minds? Not so much.
Face down, nine edge first.
And then I put my hands on your hips, right?
NTodd, Malevolent Orgasm
I dunno...what's next?
Allie
I'm horrible with lyrics. I think something about a pelvic thrust...
Parody?
You make the call.
watertiger
Please, please tell me that is not really her. That poor, deluded creature.
Reading minds? Not so much.
What am I thinking now?
"Love me, love me, say you do..."
Isn't that "Wild is the Wind?" One of my favorite Johnny Mathis songs.
the first move I'm okay with.
Reading minds? Not so much.
watertiger | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 10:28 pm | #
What she said.
No, that appears to be "Sir Don"'s spouse. He provides a Q&A about CDD.
So no comments on my cat, The Prime Minister Tony Blair.
We used to call him The Prime Minister. Now we just call him Tony.
By the way, I feel compelled at this juncture in the narrative to point out that Michael Rainey was ill the day the Earth stood still, but he told us where we stand.
madamab,
Rather suave dude who seems normal as long as you don't talk politics. Then again if you see his family you know something's majorly wrong. Monster truck driving, 30 yo, at home, psycho son a razor blade thickness this side of neo-Nazi, pitbull not quite as crazy as the kid and a hyper-mousie wife. Would be suprised to find out they're very big on James Dobson and CDD.
Reading minds? Not so much.
I always joke with Mr. madamab that he only thinks about a few things: Sex, football, food, music, slot machines and sleeping.
Reading his mind is not a huge challenge.
What am I thinking now?
[narrows eyes]
Isn't that "Wild is the Wind?" One of my favorite Johnny Mathis songs.
Yeah, but I had the Nina Simone version in my head. Not that St. Rudy of the Towers deserves such a lovely song.
So no comments on my cat, The Prime Minister Tony Blair.
He must have an identity crisis, being a cat, but being the Chimpster's poodle.
I'm horrible with lyrics. I think something about a pelvic thrust...
NTodd, Malevolent Orgasm
You know, you really drive me insaaaaane.
What am I thinking now?
[narrows eyes]
SPROING!
We used to call him The Prime Minister. Now we just call him Tony.
Calling him "Poodle" just confuses him.
So no comments on my cat, The Prime Minister Tony Blair.
Does your kitty kat know he's a poodle?
What am I thinking now?
[narrows eyes]
I smell a new photoshop coming?
Rather suave dude who seems normal as long as you don't talk politics. Then again if you see his family you know something's majorly wrong. Monster truck driving, 30 yo, at home, psycho son a razor blade thickness this side of neo-Nazi, pitbull not quite as crazy as the kid and a hyper-mousie wife. Would be suprised to find out they're very big on James Dobson and CDD.
bo
A typical "Family Values" success story! Go get 'em bo!!!
Ha! I beat you, watertiger. And not in the CDD sense, either.
::shoves tasty beverages at Dr. Wu and watertiger::
You know, you really drive me insaaaaane.
Damn it, Allie, LET'S GO SCREW!
Wait, wrong song. Ah, hell...
Madamab, as Monsieur always tells me, there's no subtext here.
"You know, you really drive me insaaaaane.
Allie"
Inane is probably a better word.
Parody?
You make the call. - watertiger
Oh, look! I see a bunny in the woods.
LET'S GO SCREW!
You have to get drunk first. And something about a waterbed.
Well, okay, I guess I'm done for the evening.
Sweet disciplined dreams, chrsitian brothers and sisters.
You have to get drunk first. And something about a waterbed.
I used to have a waterbed. Got rid of it when we got the Tempurpedic (which I got to keep!).
Madamab, as Monsieur always tells me, there's no subtext here.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Amen, sistah!!!
US-led forces in Afghanistan have conceded that a major battle in the south of the country caused some civilian casualties, but refused to confirm local reports that up to 40 people had died. ...
Refused to admit, the fuckers.
Well, okay, I guess I'm done for the evening.
[spanks whiskey]
SPROING!
I'm betting the tastee freez has thrown your game waaaaaaaaay off.
Before I retire, I'd like to share with you
Johnny Boy
You Are the Generation that Bought More Shoes and You Get What You Deserve
http://revjph.blogspot.com/2007/...t-
disco_07.html
That was "wouldn't be surprised..."
Who keeps stealing letters out of my posts?
refused to confirm local reports that up to 40 people had died. ...
They're feeling much better. They think they'll go for a walk.
Damn it, Allie, LET'S GO SCREW!
NTodd, Malevolent Orgasm
I'm not familiar with those lyrics.
[spanks whiskey]
NTodd, Malevolent Orgasm | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 10:35 pm | #
Thank you sir, may I have another?
Good night.
Atrios is home from the baseball game, and he's crushing on his boy Foggo, upstairs.
"refused to confirm local reports that up to 40 people had died. ..."
And we attack a school? It just keeps getting worse.
I have to say, I really don't like sitemeter's redesign with these obnoxious banner ads.
Thank you sir, may I have another?
NO FLIRTING!
Dog Walk
Just been to the park were they run free and swim with the croc.
Still
Eddy is giving us his 'I gotta pee look' so I take them on a leash walk.
It starts sprinkling, then a major down pour!
I come home soaked with the Universal Solvent!
I jump in the shower to get it off, but Noooo, more poison!
Rinsed of with some Methyl alcohol and feel much better.
So glad to have those wet clothes off and wearing one of Melissa's big Power Puffs T Shirts!
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Did anyone notice that CNN tonight talked about the U.S. having two carrier groups in the Gulf, yet just last week when the Eisenhower group arrived, said we had three in those confined waters. Global Security says nothing about a group heading back. Has anyone heard anything different?
There is a significance here. The last War College battle plan concerning attack scenarios for Iran involved the use of three groups. I'd be happy to learn that we're down to two.
The 129, 3741 or 4110 versions?
Barndog
None of the above, it may have been a 1287.
I'm not familiar with those lyrics.
Allie | 05.11.07 - 10:37 pm
Since this is now officially a "dead thread" I'll link to them:
http://www.elyrics.net/read/j/ji...et-drunk-
lyrics.
20/20 doing piece on exorcism.
Typical.
Sorry about that.
Steve Simels deeply regrets the error....
Just Google "Why Don't We Get Drunk" lyrics.
I loaded in a new download of my mail program I use (Pegasus) and it managed to find some old mail on my system. Talk about a time warp!
It is now 2005 on my computer!
(I saved my current mail- suppose I should tell the program where it is, right?)
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