HULK SMASHED
mine!
well, okay, not really. i don't have an enemies list.
you know, that whole hate thing is way too time consuming.
to whiskeyina.
whiskeyina
At least you're not leibniz. Good for you.
so, let's just say peace.
okay??
(except to whoever the fuck that is who just stepped on my home run!!)
Whoa.
Duncan, is this suppose to be funny?
I can't imagine Bill Clinton with an enemies' list.
Hillary, yes.
NOT that THAT is a BAD thing!
mer and JeffCO, may I humbly apologize for letting competitiveness get the best of me...
He hates the MoveOn crowd? - That was the group defending him from the Monica fiasco
I'm watching a story about John Muhammad the Beltway Sniper.
The first Gulf War apparently affected that dude BIG time.
Isn't Chris Bowers the cute one? Or am I thinking of someone else?
Repost from underthread:
The women's rights issue pissed me off in this country. The ERA Amendment initiative was when I have a junior in high school, and I'm gettin' kind of old now.
WTF is wrong with us? Why is recognizing women as equals such a big fucking hurtle? I'm getting impatient in my early late middle age.
People say, well the culture had them in the kitchen.
That was fifty fucking year ago!
three cheers for whiskeyina!
WTF is this about?
The previous photo linked with this story was digitally altered by mistake. Politico.com regrets the error.
Evenin' dirk. I hope all is well with you.
Ben Stein is a total asshole.
http://www.politico.com/news/sto...0508/
10648.html
My list is more of a "people who irritate me" list, and I simply try to avoid long car trips with them.
As has Bill Clinton, according to campaign chairman Terry McAuliffe. Introducing Clinton on the donor call, McAuliffe said “nobody has worked harder on this campaign than President Clinton. He has worked as hard as he did when he was president of the United States."
badchoiceofwords.
I'm watching a story about John Muhammad the Beltway Sniper.
Big Obama supporter, of course.
MP | 05.31.08 - 9:20 pm
I hear ya!
And certain people are doing everything they can to roll back the rights that we do have in this country.
And may Phyllis Schlafly and her kind rot in hell.
obama is a gay terrorist.
WTF? Can Atrios not let a working thread lie for 30 femtoseconds?
i never realized that moveon was such a powerful force. i thought they were just a way for soros to needle papa bear.
GravatarHe hates the MoveOn crowd? - That was the group defending him from the Monica fiasco
Gilly Gonzylon
He's moved on.
He has worked as hard as he did when he was president of the United States."
badchoiceofwords.
leibniz leibkins ♘☮
Clinton worked very hard when he was president.
As compared to this eternally-vacationing fuckwad we've been saddled with since 2001.
What changce did a two-term President have against an online petition???
So anyway I just had a beer with the three, six foot tall, animatronic mice in my garage...
I'm watching a story about John Muhammad the Beltway Sniper.
Big Obama supporter, of course.
SteveLG
I doubt it.
He hates everyone.
obama says AmeriKKKa burn in Hell, Wright on 
"obama is a gay terrorist."
And a Muslim Christian. Also, a husband and father of two.
That covers about every vote in the country, doesn't it?
So anyway I just had a beer with the three, six foot tall, animatronic mice in my garage...
cahuenga | 05.31.08 - 9:24 pm
Just the one beer, was it?
A couple of months ago, I set up an 'Enemies of Clintonism' list as a joke..
http://www.bluemassgroup.com/sho...o?
diaryId=10941
That covers about every vote in the country, doesn't it?
mer | 05.31.08 - 9:25 pm | #
he is part white.
That covers about every vote in the country, doesn't it?
mer | 05.31.08 - 9:25 pm | #
just a dumbfuck namestealer.
Just the one beer, was it?
They were delicate adjustments.
I've decided the only honorable choice is Mr. B Natural.
Jesus, the 50's were a bad time not to be a white male. Blacks and women were pretty much invisible, except to go fetch you a beer.
tHe aLLEgED lINK IS wITH a rAsHId kHaLiDi wHo wAs oNcE tHE prEs SsEcReTArY fOR ThE pLo aND yAssIR aRaFaT AnD nOW A pRofFEsOr AT cOluMbia uNivERsItY. tHe pROfFEsOR oNcE tHaNKED fOrMeR wEAtHermAn tErRoRiST wIlLiAm ayerS fOr tHe UsE oF hIs dIninG rOoM tAblE To wRIte a rEpOrT
And why exactly should I read 'Teh Politico' for their enviable take on the senior Democratic representative in the country?
I think I'd rather continue to worry about replacing my shoji blinds with wood slat ones.
my name stealer was previously known as "Harriet Christian speaks for m"
whiskeyina -- we are having bandwidth issues & everyone is supposed to stick to dial-up -- this is doubleplusungood -- come sit by me & tell me about the rabbits ...
So, back to me 
Should I go out tonight even though I have a huge zit in the middle of my face and I look just like this?
"Following instructions from Obama HQ, almost no Obama supporters have shown up to protest, amplifying the impression of the alternate Hillary universe. But around the edges, a few small signs of the other universe peek through, the one in which Barack Obama leads and most Democrats don't suspect him of multiple felonies. Inside the Marriott's gift shop, the sales clerk tells me that Democratic bumper stickers have been selling like crazy today. "Mostly Hillary?" I ask.
"Actually, mostly Obama," she giggles."
http://
thepoliticalcarnival.blog...rprotester.html
Clinton was in the area before the PA primary. I saw him twice in one week. I think he is an amazing speechifier, and tireless, which makes me happy, since he owes his wife. Charismatic, hot? Nah, not so much. He is an aging man with heart problems.
I love wood blinds, gwpda! Especially the way the moonlight comes through them at night.
The 40's were different. We tolerated women and blacks then, because we needed them to help run the war machine.
and I look just like this?
whiskeyina
i can haz apple?
I read that French women were not allowed to wear pants to work until '68.
my name stealer was previously known as "Harriet Christian speaks for m"
Simels?
A hobbit married to a Wood Elf?
Shire and Mirkwood 08!
NTodd, Pink Poseur | Homepage | 05.31.08 - 9:19 pm |
So should Dennis play Bilbo, or should James McAvoy?
Buckeye. Dealer of Rare Coins | 05.31.08 - 9:23 pm
whiskeyina, u are adorable. And Elizabeth Arden pancake iz ur friend. About $15. for a little pot, it covers EVERYTHING and lasts forever.
Tell me about teh rabbits. Did u tell teh darling girls about my Visiting Kitties?
Jesus, the 50's were a bad time not to be a white male. Blacks and women were pretty much invisible, except to go fetch you a beer.
Very true. Also explains the sentimental retrograde nostalgia among certain groups of people in this country to recreate those years in any way possible. And I'm not talking 21-cent gasoline, either....
Yeah, idyllic for some.
I think I'd rather continue to worry about replacing my shoji blinds with wood slat ones.
Wood is the way to go. My folks had some wooden ones that rolled up, with very thin slats. They would have lasted forever if not for the cats tearing at the strings.
I read that French women were not allowed to wear pants to work until '68.
cahuenga | 05.31.08 - 9:30 pm | #
didn't they get chilly?
At least, that's what one of the mice said.
OOOOOh, send me the old shojis.
come sit by me & tell me about the rabbits ...
Prior Aelred |
Is that a reference to All About Eve and my delusion that I can be as alluring as Marilyn Monroe??
BTW -- I am really pissed that any of Michigan's delegates were seated based on the results of a vote that we were told WOULD NOT COUNT -- many of us voted for Mitt because of that -- NO ONE SHOULD HAVE BEEN SEATED!
I love you, Dirk.
Ellsbury has three stolen bases tonight. And a triple that would have been a double for anyone else. And he just scored on a shallow fly ball to left.
many of us voted for Mitt because of that -- NO ONE SHOULD HAVE BEEN SEATED!
Maybe they should've given some delegates to Mitt...
Very true. Also explains the sentimental retrograde nostalgia among certain groups of people in this country to recreate those years in any way possible.
It's also the time when a lot of boomers were kids, so there's that whole "recapturing childhood" thing.
Also, that's an era that was on the cusp of great change. It's like being on the edge of a hurricane.
500!
And Elizabeth Arden pancake iz ur friend. About $15. for a little pot, it covers EVERYTHING and lasts forever.
Auntie! I know nothing about make up!
Are you well this evening? Did you ever see the pony pictures over at the Parenting/Kidding blog?
Maybe they should've given some delegates to Mitt...
NTodd, Pink Poseur
he's getting on the butterfly ballot.
Let me take you higher:
NUEVO LAREDO, Mexico (Reuters) - U.S. customs officials have seized a statue of Jesus Christ made from plaster mixed with cocaine -- the latest sophisticated attempt to smuggle drugs from Mexico.
http://www.reuters.com/article/
d...031343320080530
Is Delegate Musical Chairs game finally over?
Ugh, jeezus, Score for the love of God!
Pssst!
Hey bud, ya wana see a crazy lady?
i can haz apple?
dirk gently, spiraling |
Did you ever read Neil Gaiman's version from the Queen's point of view? I love it.
And, here are a couple of *apples* for you, sweet dirk.
Well, actually "Of Mice and Men" (or the Rocky & Bullwinkle episode about goof gas -- take your pick)
I also recommend wood slats (as long as they are thick enough -- some really cheesy ones have been made -- don't go there)
Jesus, the 50's were a bad time not to be a white male. Blacks and women were pretty much invisible, except to go fetch you a beer.
MP |
I love these people who long for what they saw on sitcoms.
Wasn't even real.
Auntie! I know nothing about make up!
Got some Elmer's glue? That'll be close enough.
he's getting on the butterfly ballot.
Ask him about his dimpled chad.
So when wt gets back from the SEIU convention, will she be able to explain to us what all the brouhaha is about with the nurses?
U.S. customs officials have seized a statue of Jesus Christ made from plaster mixed with cocaine
Brings whole new meaning to the phrase, "pack your nose."
Obama "No, no, no we don't want your money as retribution for what you did to us whitey, we want your BLOOD"
Did you ever read Neil Gaiman's version from the Queen's point of view? I love it.
i don't believe so, but i generally lve that kind of thing. from grendal to wicked - alternate povs are always fun.
someday perhaps i will write 'smaug'
The first Gulf War apparently affected that dude BIG time.
Terry C , Overeducated Liberal
now there is something to think about.
because the first gulf war was a cake walk.
maybe it's better not to think about it.
someday perhaps i will write 'smaug'
Not the nicest of creatures, but proud, with a fatal flaw...
U.S. customs officials have seized a statue of Jesus Christ made from plaster mixed with cocaine
And he said to his disciples, "take my body and sniff it, for yay, it is a hell of a drug."
Ugh, jeezus, Score for the love of God!
camelot, Go Pens | 05.31.08 - 9:34 pm | #
mary magdeline? is that you?
Ellsbury has three stolen bases tonight.
the word of the day is "hijacked"
he hijacked three bases.
Obama "No, no, no we don't want your money as retribution for what you did to us whitey, we want your BLOOD"
This seems to be a bit of a strawman...
Oh, man...it's just melting now. Obama's done. He tried to do this just like the time some brothers came and stole the car my Daddy left me ---right there in the middle of a major thunderstorm.
No cover enough, Barry. You've been exposed and so have your supporters.
GOP priest attacks Obama in invocation
Here's the video of the invocation at the New York State Republican Party dinner last night, delivered to a crowd including Rudy Giuliani and Rep. Peter King, and where Dick Cheney later spoke.
In it, the priest, Monsignor Jim Lisante mockingly asks God to change Obama's mind and volunteers to replace Rev. Jeremiah Wright as Obama's pastor.
http://www.politico.com/blogs/
be...invocation.html
Full house, but there seem to be no Baltimore fans in Baltimore tonight.
Auntie! I know nothing about make up!
Think of it as Grownup Clearsil. Really. If there is a department store nearby? With an Arden counter? Just ask them. It is the answer.
Are you well this evening? Did you ever see the pony pictures over at the Parenting/Kidding blog?
I am well - but I have not seen teh ponies. I would like to!
Not the nicest of creatures, but proud, with a fatal flaw...
NTodd, Pink Poseur |
well, neither was grendal. it might actually make an interesting book ...
mary magdeline? is that you?
dirk gently, spiraling
The 40's were different. We tolerated women and blacks then, because we needed them to help run the war machine.
MP
Pisses ME off that women were just expected to give up their jobs and go back to the kitchens once the way was over.
Fuck that!
I told my daughter that I'm glad I was a kid during the 1950s (born in 1952) and not an adult.
I would have slit my wrists.
NOT a good time to be female.
No cover enough, Barry. You've been exposed and so have your supporters.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 05.31.08 - 9:38 pm | #
An McCain is now a footnote. He won't even win Arizona.
Pssst!
Hey bud, ya wana see a crazy lady?
cahuenga | 05.31.08 - 9:34 pm | #
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Talk about black and white
Another saturday night and Tubby the Putzhole's only date is his racist mind.
And why exactly should I read 'Teh Politico' for their enviable take on the senior Democratic representative in the country?
I think I'd rather continue to worry about replacing my shoji blinds with wood slat ones.
that sounds like an excellent plan
Sometimes I wonder how Toby manages to eat and breathe, and other science facts.
Oh, man...it's just melting now. Obama's done.
Wow. You've got a great Magic 8 ball. Now ask it if burning dogs will get you laid.
Oh geez that Harriet video is sick and awesome at once.
An McCain is now a footnote. He won't even win Arizona.
true story | 05.31.08 - 9:40 pm | #
mccain couldn't win tic-tac-toe with a three move head start.
No cover enough, Barry. You've been exposed and so have your supporters.
President Obama**President Obama**President Obama**President Obama**President Obama**President Obama**President Obama**President Obama**President Obama**President Obama**President Obama**President Obama**President Obama**President Obama**President Obama**President Obama**President Obama**President Obama**President Obama**President Obama!
In it, the priest, Monsignor Jim Lisante mockingly asks God to change Obama's mind and volunteers to replace Rev. Jeremiah Wright as Obama's pastor.
WTF? Surely this is a joke. I cannot imagine what other countries must think of us.
I love these people who long for what they saw on sitcoms.
Wasn't even real.
Terry C , Overeducated Liberal
I can't believe the Pat Buchanans of the country didn't see that shit blowing up in the 1960's.
People can only take so much horseshit. And white males seem lately to be the most sensitive of all.
OK -- the 50's sucked if you were not a straight white male (unless, of course, you actually wanted to be a stay at home Mom) -- OTOH, the tax code was excellent & high school graduates who were union members were comfortably middle class -- the liberation movements for persons of color & women & gays (& lesbians) are absolutely right (& in accordance with the basic Enlightenment principles undergirding our Constitution), BUT they fed straight white patriarchy fear -- which is why McCain is going to be hard to beat (that & the Electoral College)!
OR you could sit on my lap (with or without makeup)
Okay - the show I'm watching is not about the Beltway Sniper.
It's about his ex wife.
Boy, talk about an abused woman.
someday perhaps i will write 'smaug'
Not the nicest of creatures, but proud, with a fatal flaw...
NTodd, Pink Poseur | Homepage | 05.31.08 - 9:37 pm |
Just a little, tiny.
But he was nice and shiny.
http://www.tuckborough.net/image...mages/
smaug.jpg
And white males seem lately to be the most sensitive of all.
MP | 05.31.08 - 9:41 pm | #
And the weakest, and most frightened, if Toby's any indication.
Aunite: ponies (from a few weeks ago. the girls are posting and trotting these days...)
A croissant with pimiento cheese with cornichons? Iz this an acceptable dinner?
And the weakest, and most frightened, if Toby's any indication.
Afraid of losing power, and by extension, their concept of potency.
As a while guy myself, I don't fucking care. Just give me someone competent.
the tax code was excellent & high school graduates who were union members were comfortably middle class
yeah. too bad about that. who the hell decided to brak the unions and flatten the tax code, anyway? fucking 50s haters.
why McCain is going to be hard to beat
Er, no.
The guy is a loser. His own party doesn't even like him.
or Karin could come sit by me (God, I hate dial-up!)
Former Bush donors now giving to Obama's campaign
Among them are Julie Nixon Eisenhower, the daughter of the late GOP President Richard Nixon and wife of late GOP President Dwight Eisenhower's grandson; Connie Ballmer, the wife of Microsoft Chief Executive Officer Steve Ballmer; Ritchie Scaife, the estranged wife of conservative tycoon Richard Mellon Scaife and boxing promoter Don King.
http://www.mcclatchydc.com/227/s...tory/
39067.html
while = white. d'oh.
As a while guy myself, I don't fucking care. Just give me someone competent.
Just give me some poontang.
Iz this an acceptable dinner?
Considering that Tubby is eating an Alpo burrito tonight, yes.
I'm a white male, and I'm the luckiest fucker who ever lived, IMO.
Sometimes I wonder how Toby manages to eat and breathe, and other science facts.
It's a mystery.
I'm pretty sure he has enough fat on his frame to last him for at least a year though.
Considering that Tubby is eating an Alpo burrito tonight, yes.
cosmosis | 05.31.08 - 9:44 pm | #
by choice, no less.
Except for Lou Gehrig.
I can't believe the Pat Buchanans of the country didn't see that shit blowing up in the 1960's.
People can only take so much horseshit. And white males seem lately to be the most sensitive of all.
MP
People like Buchanan and Cal Thomas are always raging about Boomers.
Because, ya know, things were SO much better in the 1950s....when women, gays and African Americans "knew their place."
(from a few weeks ago. the girls are posting and trotting these days...)
Oh!
Oh!
Such beauties! Such good girls....
Just give me some poontang.
There's no reason there can't be both.
¡Screw the Politico!
Rrreally, screw em' and never cite them again, maldito Reaganite-funded right-weengnut bullsheet talking-points factory.
The Politico is FOX news for college grads, scrrrew them.
Just give me some poontang.
There's no reason there can't be both.
Trying not to be overly greedy.
And white males seem lately to be the most sensitive of all.
MP | 05.31.08 - 9:41 pm | #
And the weakest, and most frightened, if Toby's any indication.
true story
Green teef cracker white trash.
My first evening as a bachelor, and I have no cold beer.
Definitely out of practice.
Former Bush donors now giving to Obama's campaign
Among them are Julie Nixon Eisenhower, the daughter of the late GOP President Richard Nixon and wife of late GOP President Dwight Eisenhower's grandson; Connie Ballmer, the wife of Microsoft Chief Executive Officer Steve Ballmer; Ritchie Scaife, the estranged wife of conservative tycoon Richard Mellon Scaife and boxing promoter Don King.
Wow.....fucking WOW!
by choice, no less.
Toby's notion of empathizing with his victims....
Because, ya know, things were SO much better in the 1950s....when women, gays and African Americans "knew their place."
Yah, well, I was in Calgary. And "Americans" knew their place.
I'm pretty sure he has enough fat on his frame to last him for at least a year though.
Yeah, I guess he's just a troll; I should really just relax.
Yah, well, I was in Calgary. And "Americans" knew their place.
I wonder if Canada even looks at us as their Mexico.
A croissant with pimiento cheese with cornichons? Iz this an acceptable dinner?
sure!!
or Karin could come sit by me (God, I hate dial-up!)
You wouldn't be the first monk I've sat next to. But I've said too much.
Ouch
Just give me some poontang.
Lennon's original lyric.
Just give me some poontang.
There's no reason there can't be both.
Trying not to be overly greedy.
NTodd, Pink Poseur
perhaps you would settle for reptilian monsters and tiny bikinis? if so, sci fi channel right now.
Terry C- I read Chuck Hagel's wife gave $500 to the Obama campaign.
Actually, Senator Obama has also trashed boomers -- I would like to be sure of one state that Obama can carry that Kerry didn't -- if he really inspires new voters, the entire dynamic might change -- the Electoral College map has not been good for Democrats since it gave up white supremacy (I'm not analyzing or blaming -- just describing -- considering that LBJ was the VP nominee in 1960 just to carry Texas, I'm surprised at how close Texas was!)
Check it out. I worked really hard since I graduated from college. And I made a lot of money. And I live on a beautiful lake.
Well, hell, it doesn't take Hank Einstein to figure out that working hard your whole life don't mean no lakehouse.
I'm very lucky.
If Hillary had admitted she was mistaken on giving shrub the authority to invade Iraq she would have won easily. Instead she voted to give Bush the same power with Iran.
The sexist pundits and all the other excuses would not have mattered at all. She would have won easily. Bill's points are true but they didn't mean jack shit. Hillary lost because of her war votes and lack of contrition.
I hope Mark Penn is on Bill's enemies list.
Oh, and his wife.
And his penis.
perhaps you would settle for reptilian monsters and tiny bikinis?
That's just goofy. How the hell would they put on those bikinis with their little arms?
Actually, Senator Obama has also trashed boomers -- I would like to be
sure of one state that Obama can carry that Kerry didn't -- if he
really inspires new voters, the entire dynamic might change -- the
Electoral College map has not been good for Democrats since it gave up
white supremacy (I'm not analyzing or blaming -- just describing --
considering that LBJ was the VP nominee in 1960 just to carry Texas,
I'm surprised at how close Texas was!)
You and me, bubba.
perhaps you would settle for reptilian monsters and tiny bikinis? if so, sci fi channel right now.
That thing better not lay a claw on Winnie Cooper.
Yeah, I guess he's just a troll; I should really just relax.
Just ignore him.
He's stupid, fat, ugly and nobody likes him.
"My first evening as a bachelor, and I have no cold beer.
Definitely out of practice."
--Gromit
The night's still young. I'll save your seat.
the girl with the tiniest bikini is gone.
Gromit, you do own a vehicle, do you not?
Or can you walk to the corner?
Karin, tell me more! (guys, pretending that you're interested is how you pick up chicks -- I learned this from "South Park")
That's just goofy. How the hell would they put on those bikinis with their little arms?
Anon | 05.31.08 - 9:51 pm | #
the tails are even more problematic.
My first evening as a bachelor, and I have no cold beer.
Definitely out of practice.
It's like riding a bike...
A croissant with pimiento cheese with cornichons? Iz this an acceptable dinner?
Needs more veggies.
(guys, pretending that you're interested is how you pick up chicks -- I learned this from "South Park")
I love you, but only reverently, in the agape sense.