I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Impeach NOW for war crimes
We need no further evidence of malfeasance, do we?
The evidence is clear. Impeach now.
At the very LEAST it would remove the power of the pardon.
And it might help to clear our name among the countries of the world.
OK. A HR. Time to call sheets.
Isn't that special?
Wowie.
Senator Technology is gonna learn how to click on that little browser icon.
The 21st century has arrived...
I wonder how many tubes are in McCain's Internets
I hear McCain said he invented the internet.
I wonder how many tubes are in McCain's Internets
David (Austin Tx)
12.
One for each house.
Plus the Straight Talk Express.
He's stuck in the time before the peecee.
Pobresito.
I'm knackered.
Buenas noches.
K&Y I loved The Illusionist if that's the movie you're speaking about.
I don't remember it doing that well either.
The Prestige has Bowie as Tesla which was worth the price of admission.
HoneyBearKellyGoGiants | Homepage | 07.12.08 - 9:49 pm
I enjoyed both, though as for Jessica Biel in The Illusionist, not quite sure she can act.
Neither did boffo at the box office, though neither was a complete failure.
I don't own an iPod
I've never watched a youTube video.
I'm operating Windows 2001.
Lots of folks are way behind. This is big win for McCain.
He tries to get on about as much as he tries to get off these days.
Dear Mr. McCain, I learned how to use a computer in "88, and I know I'm a lot later than some.
Heh. Marvin Gaye to McCain:
"Let's Get It On!"
Ian Anderson just called Tony Snow an "eager Beaver." Heh heh heh....
Wonder what inanity is posted on his daughter's blog.
I've been getting it on with myself for years, Senator.
I was just talking about that very thing downstairs.
Good - I hate Blackberries in the hands of the uninitiated.
Do I want to eat dinner?
Wonder what inanity is posted on his daughter's blog.
Moe Szyslak
When she started it, she said she wanted to be the Wonkette of Conservative political blogs.
However, I don't think she talks of ass fucking very much.
Hey Moe. I think McCain's daugther's blog will be the most important blog in the rightwingosphere. We need to get linked their STAT!
"We have staff for that."
See, all you silly bloggers are like the steno pool back when a man was a man and a woman was supposed to wear nylons so the boss could get some scenic relief.
Nylons, ladies! And do keep those seems straight.
And, for anyone who cares - today, I figured out why Arthur killed the newborn kitty.
He thought it was one of his squeaky toys.
Lots of old folks and poor folks don't have computers.
Going to see Hellboy II at the Drafthouse South Lamar tonight.
We watched the first one on DVD last night, and it was tons o' fun.
Wonder what inanity is posted on his daughter's blog.
"Can I haz Viagra?"
Arrgh. It seems I misspelled seams. Um, snark goddess? wuz joke.
Lots of old folks enjoy jiggling my nads as well.
From below
Duane V, kashubian |
These are GREAT questions! Where did you get them? I'm curious about the answers, did anyone ever say what Bush and Cheney said? I know that they couldn't tell us exactly, but I'm curious about what was said. And if there were follow ups to his bullshit responses.
Bush:
"I was told that it was probably an accident, so while it was tragic there wasn't anything I could do regarding the accident."
Some Democrat:
"Sir with no due respect, that is untrue, we have been told you were told that this was a hijacked plane, not a simple accident."
"At that time I was still under the impression that it was a domestic hijacking and it wasn't anything that I could do about it."
Alright, now I'd like you to answer the next question and NOT look at Mr. Cheney for confirmation. Look at me sir, not at the VP.
What did you do....
Wonder what inanity is posted on his daughter's blog.
There's a campaign donations ad of her in a crotchless Navy flightsuit.
.
BTW, Barack Obama and Mary Jo Kilroy follow my twitter...
my aunt is 78 and has been using a computer for 20 years.
my dad is in his 70s, when he worked for xerox in the 70s he made every lawyer working for him (all of them) computerize or leave.
age isn't an excuse. this isn't some passing fad or some kid game. it's a requirement for being part of the modern world.
Ian Anderson is an asshole.
George Bush has a real tough test ahead of him; if he can manage to achieve what I think are pretty international aims without the spilling of civilian blood, then he deserves to be president of the whole fuckin' world.
http://www.chronogram.com/issue/...bone/earwhacks/
Erin,
Surely you're laughing at the Ian Anderson comment.
There's a campaign donations ad of her in a crotchless Navy flightsuit.
.
William H. Rehnquist | 07.12.08 - 10:00 pm | #
You are on quite the roll.
He onion-belted himself again.
"It's like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you’d say. Now where were we? Oh yeah -- the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..."
hell, even pud can get online for christ's sake.
Lots of old folks and poor folks don't have computers.
soo | 07.12.08 - 9:58 pm | #
that's because they stupidly vote for lying, thieving republicans.
age isn't an excuse. this isn't some passing fad or some kid game. it's a requirement for being part of the modern world.
But he was tortured in a box! Are you questioning his service to our country? For shame.
.
Lots of old folks and poor folks don't have computers.
And lots do.
during the battle of tippecanoe the war hero john mccain used smoke signals to communicate with his troops
There's a campaign donations ad of her in a crotchless Navy flightsuit.
.
William H. Rehnquist | 07.12.08 - 10:00 pm | #
You are on quite the roll.
jc in ky
He's fearless because he's dead - there are no consequences.
Soon, we'll have Tony Snow commenting here.
John McCain: Less Articulate and Computer Literate than Kei & Yuri.
Fer crapsake, my mom was 79 when she passed 4 years ago, and she practically lived online. This ass flew a jet fighter?
this isn't some passing fad or some kid game. it's a requirement for being part of the modern world.
Hell, McCain probably thinks Eniac is still state of the art.
It's called "a google."
And, for anyone who cares - today, I figured out why Arthur killed the newborn kitty.
He thought it was one of his squeaky toys.
GWPDA yclept Damaged Historian | 07.12.08 - 9:58 pm
Did he kill one of the ferals?
The kitties that were born on Wed. night are hopefully inside the neighbor's house, though new momma cat does seem to prefer to be over here. If I'd had an extra room I'd have kept them until finding them a home, but I was afraid what Spike or Topaz would do to the kittens.
Lots of Super Grand Poombas don't have computers, either. They have plastic dicks, instead.
"hell, even pud can get online for christ's sake."
--dirk gently,
It's called "a google."
I thought it was "teh" google.
Hell, McCain probably thinks Eniac is still state of the art.
Let's ask UNIVAC who it thinks will win the election...
Not just a question of ignorance. Without email and a browsing history, there are fewer incriminating records.
Lots of Super Grand Poombas don't have computers, either. They have plastic dicks, instead.
Vicki, Who ? My Friends
Is that teledildonics?
My operating system is Windows 3.1.1
My cell phone is so old it is stored in the trunk of my car.
My printer is an impact printer with sheets that have holes on either side and is tractor fed.
My modem is acoustic coupled. I get 300 baud on a good day and it steps down to 128 if it is a noisy connection.
And Jerry Rivers picks up the baton.
This ass flew a jet fighter?
Actually, no. That's how he got captured.
Fer crapsake, my mom was 79 when she passed 4 years ago, and she practically lived online. This ass flew a jet fighter?
Meanie-meanie, tickle a person | Homepage | 07.12.08 - 10:03 pm
So did GDumbya till they grounded his ass for being a screw up and failing to take a physical.
And McAin't got his jet fighter shot down.
Lots of Super Grand Poombas don't have computers, either. They have plastic dicks, instead.
We prefer the term Enhanced Cocks.
You know, a few weeks ago, when McCain was first asked about computers, he also made an ass of himself with his mention all the other technologies available, which included "the cables."
What's with these people?
.
I am learning to get online myself, and I will have that down fairly soon, getting on myself.
in 1993, i was teaching an internet class where we taught older folks to get "online." it was a two hour course. and they had to use gecko.
why is mccain so slow?
It ain't the size of your blackberry...
Street people with no money at all use library computers for email.
hell, even pud can get online for christ's sake.
dirk gently,melancoholic
Yeah, that doubleclicking on an icon is hard as hell. Some days I can do i. Some days not. Sometimes I get so worried about it I just leave the damned thing on all of the time so it never will go away - like a campfire only different. There really isn't a fire, you know? (But you can get a nice fire for a screen saver - here.)
http://register.freeze.com/downl...0c-
d81108a585a8
And McAin't got his jet fighter shot down.
4X
My operating system is Windows 3.1.1...
spocko
Everything a Starfleet officer needs except a velour shirt.
he's McMaverickety, the analogue politician!
NTodd, I finally figured out the benefit of Enzyte...
Street people with no money at all use library computers for email.
That's what my friend in Mountpeculiar does. Has a blog, a podcast, Facebook, etc.
Soon, we'll have Tony Snow commenting here.
Harry Doghiney (D-TX) | 07.12.08 - 10:03 pm | #
don't believe anything he says.
And McAin't got his jet fighter shot down.
Except for the ones he crashed.
the internets are awesome
McCain needs to learn how to talk into the machine.
NTodd, I finally figured out the benefit of Enzyte...
Vicki, Who ♥ NTodd's Dil
You now have a huge cock?
BRUTE FORCE
TCM
NOW
Geraldo says although Tony Snow was only 53 when he died he's reminded of the saying by another Republican Abraham Lincoln, 'It's not the years of your life, it's the life in your years.'
u people are ageist - the goiter is a living fossil, the man knew jebbus christo for fucksake!!!
Surely you're laughing at the Ian Anderson comment
that and the whole idea of mcsame not being able to figure out the internets.
gotta run see you soon
Tony Snow, today:
.
Damn, if only he had been asked about Twitter...
Lots of old folks and poor folks don't have computers.
soo
Send them to my house, K?
I had to move some of that shit out of the way yesterday. I counted five of the PI and PII and PIII machines in the garage. . . (Guess I should just throw them away - Hell Goodwill don't even want them)
why is mccain so slow?
To be fair, the little being that lives in his pouchy left cheek handles the technology. He does it in exchange for food, the chance to watch Cindy take a morning dump, and for two sips a day from a tiny straw he's lodged into McCain's brain. It's a symbiotic relationship.
.
My operating system is Windows 3.1.1...
spocko
Ha! That's nothing.
I use DR-Dos with Lynx. I had to hack in the DEC-NET protocols to the non-existent network drivers.
I wonder what people mean then they have Gigabytes of disk?
Aren't disk drives still 40Mb?
'night bats.
Tony Snow, today:
.
Mr french
Actually, Tony Snow today:
,
NTodd, I finally figured out the benefit of Enzyte...
Vicki, Who ♥ NTodd's Dil | Homepage | 07.12.08 - 10:07 pm | #
mad tv this morning did a commercial for "metaphorica" - the pill for that thing we can't say, so we use metaphors. when we say bob is having trouble blowing up his balloon, we don't mean he's having balloon trouble. no one has balloon trouble. his train isn't going off the track - grown men don't really play with trains. and when we say metaphorica will keep his train going in and out of her tunnel until she's ready for it to leave the station - well, c'mon. you know what we mean.
metaphorica. try it today.
I'm gone.
Sardine sammitches are delicious.
You should read me on Orwell and on Hitchens today. George Orwell, Christopher Hitchens and Turning the Cube.
Every day McCain reminds me of a less entertaining Grandpa Simpson.
I use DR-Dos with Lynx.
God, my first Non-Apple had Dr. Dos. WOrked pretty well too, IIRC.
'It's not the years of your life, it's the life in your years.'
al
Or the lice in your ears...
Actually, Tony Snow today:
,
I stand corrected.
Actually, we don't want McSame on the intertubes.
Or -- or -- we could take the computerless poor and train them to be mentats and save all kinds of money all around!
I'm gone.
Sardine sammitches are delicious.
GWPDA yclept Damaged Historian
With a bit of moutard.
Actually, Tony Snow today:
,
I stand corrected.
Mr french
That's the epitath he so richly deserves.
Geraldo?
Fuckwit.
Snow?
Dead fuckwit.
i've got an apple ][ in the basement. sometimes i play copter rescue or ultima. ultima so old it didn't even have a number.
John McCain, and his good buddy, Phil "Enron Loophole" Gramm...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T...h?
v=Tg_Q5mHtk44
To be fair, the little being that lives in his pouchy left cheek handles the technology.
McCain has a Kuato?
Lots of old folks and poor folks don't have computers.
And lots do.
NTodd, Super Grand Poomba
Some of them shouldn't.
Ed Hale reboots his yahoo
ultima so old it didn't even have a number.
dirk gently
I'm itching to install my DOS version of Empire on my Windows XP machine, but I fear the mayhem it will wreak.
I stand corrected.
Mr french | 07.12.08 - 10:12 pm
No, you had it right the foist time!
really, this 'oh, i'm too old to get on the innertubes' excuse is long long past. sure, if you don't have electricity or something. but i don't know anyone of any age who has any financial means that doesn't have a computer or computer access.
there is no excuse.
I'm itching to install my DOS version of Empire on my Windows XP machine, but I fear the mayhem it will wreak.
Harry Doghiney
The end of the world is always near; that is the fun of it.
Maverick must denounce and reject Chimpy's cash-for-access library fundraising
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/
tol...icle4322684.ece
For you enthoosiasts, I recommend the freeware called "Audacity" for recording streaming audio on the Intertubes.
I've been playing with it today and it's amazing. And did I mention it's FREE?
I'm itching to install my DOS version of Empire on my Windows XP machine, but I fear the mayhem it will wreak.
Harry Doghiney (D-TX) | 07.12.08 - 10:14 pm | #
you need linux with a dos emulater. much more stable.
An Ultima so old that Lord British is nowhere to be found, replaced by King Cnut.
I have a laptop that is a Toshiba P1 ( I seldom use it.) My son says he is going to give me his when he buys a new one. It is a PIII with a 17Inch screen and 40GB drive and it is fairly nice. I will reset everything - with my portable drive, it will do everything I want it to. Wireless, DVD writer and the works.
But what to do with these monitors and computers and stuff? I dunno.
Evening folks.
Sorry to have signed off so abruptly before, but my wife fell & fractured a leg. She's ok now.
So, what's the current outrage?
-
Mark Morford is teh awesome:
http://
progressiveerupts.blogspo...ford.html#links
9. Beginning with the transition period between the Clinton administration and your own, and ending on 9/11/01, specifically what information (either verbal or written) about terrorists, possible attacks and targets, did you receive from any source? This would include briefings or communications from
Out-going Clinton officials
CIA, FBI, NSA, DoD and other intelligence agencies
Foreign intelligence, governments, dignitaries or envoys
National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice
Richard Clarke, former counterterrorism czar
10. Specifically, what did you learn from the August 6, 2001, PDB [President's Daily Brief] about the terrorist threat that was facing our nation? Did you request any follow-up action to take place? Did you request any further report be developed and/or prepared?
11. As Commander-in-Chief, from May 1, 2001 until September 11, 2001, did you receive any information from any intelligence agency official or agent that UBL [Usama Bin Laden] was planning to attack this nation on its own soil using airplanes as weapons, targeting New York City landmarks during the week of September 11, 2001 or on the actual day of September 11, 2001?
http://www.nyc911initiative.org/
...y_questions.htm
David;
Ha, that's nothing. The Window's 3.1.1 is my NEW cutting edge computer. My Production computer?
I'm usually running DOS on a Z80.
I only can work a line at at time
But since it is pretty fast. I don't know what my gravtar looks like because In can't get to compuserve anymore.
I was going to go to Prodigy but the special on 3 months free expired.
This DOS one is fast but I really loved my Apple ///, not THAT was a computer! Using the SOS.
Sophisicated Operating system.
It was after the ][ and before the Lisa and Mac
For you enthoosiasts, I recommend the freeware called "Audacity" for recording streaming audio on the Intertubes.
Audacity is the schnizzle.
And the exodus begins.
http://www.crooksandliars.com/20...rings/
#comments
Living the life of a fugitive. Let's freeze his assets.
My 83 y.o. mother does not have internet access, nor does she have a computer.
But then, I would not vote for her for president.
Sorry about your wife's misfortune, Cynicus. I, literally, have felt her pain.
May she recover quickly and without incident.
Cynicus | 07.12.08 - 10:17 pm
Tell us more!
Cynicus
Jesus. Glad to hear she's okay.
Whew.
And why are all you people over here talking about ancient technoilliterates when there's important information to be discussed at this not sucky blog?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3...h?v=32b-e-
xwuB8
I've been playing with it today and it's amazing. And did I mention it's FREE?
Harry Doghiney (D-TX)
Geez, Harry, I have been recommending that program for YEARS. Nice stuff.
But what to do with these monitors and computers and stuff? I dunno.
DWD - S☮S | Homepage | 07.12.08 - 10:17 pm | #
i use mine to eliminate extra storage space in the basement. they work well for that.
there are charitable organizations that take working computers and monitors. broken ones should be recycled, even if you have to pay to have it done.
Cynicus, I hope that she is not in pain.
Cynicus
Sounds painful and scary; hope she is okay.
there are charitable organizations that take working computers and monitors. broken ones should be recycled, even if you have to pay to have it done.
Apple Lisa is worth lots of money for collectors, too.
Frank Rich
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/1...ion/
13rich.html
Are you questioning John McCain's integrity?
Sorry to have signed off so abruptly before, but my wife fell & fractured a leg. She's ok now.
So, what's the current outrage?
-
Cynicus
SO you had to cast your lot with her?
maybe little johnny mccain will learn something about the economy from the internets
Are you questioning John McCain's integrity?
TeddySanFran
Yes.
Indeed.
Of course.
Is there a way in Audacity to separate already mixed tracks? In other words can you isolate vocals or drums from a professional file ripped from a real cd?
Are you questioning John McCain's integrity?
TeddySanFran | 07.12.08 - 10:20 pm | #
Can't, it doesn't exist.
Sorry to have signed off so abruptly before, but my wife fell & fractured a leg. She's ok now.
oh my goodness. i'd say i hope she's ok, but she obviously is. what are you doing here? you should be waiting on her hand and foot. and leg. and the rest of her, too.
Not much to tell, spock. She took her friend and said friend's kids to the creek to look for geodes (we have many here). It started raining, it got slippery, she fell awkwardly and fractured the fibula.
Currently splinted - cast to follow in 2-3 days - and on Lortab and naproxen. And crutches.
It will be ok. Just painful and very awkward. And she reports that crutches were easier to use 20 years ago, for some reason.
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Living the life of a fugitive. Let's freeze his assets.
Hey man, Karl Rove can raise dough by working for a south American dictator.
He'll work in the kitchen, cooking his new master quail.
why is mccain so slow?
dirk gently,melancoholic
Because he doesn't need to be otherwise, and as an aristocrat, doesn't care to.
ye gods. someones shooting fireworks here.
Dirk got the slanties.
Is there a way in Audacity to separate already mixed tracks? In other words can you isolate vocals or drums from a professional file ripped from a real cd?
k&y, never surrendered
No. Not that I am aware of. (you can add a track but I don't think you can separate from the original - you could with the master tape but I think that is to only way to isolate the individual tracks.)
...apparently Josh Brolin is a disciple of the "Method school" of acting; who knew?
Brolin, Wright, others in film crew arrested
SHREVEPORT, La. - Police say actors Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright, along with members of a crew fiming an Oliver Stone movie, were arrested during a bar fight in Shreveport.
...
The Times of Shreveport says Brolin was booked and posted $334 cash bond to be released......(T)he paper said they are part of the crew on an Oliver Stone film, "W," about President George W. Bush.
But what to do with these monitors and computers and stuff? I dunno.
DWD - S?S
Goodwill takes computer equipment, and I believe they will recycle non-working equipment.
i am waiting on her. She's on the couch across the room. And the oldest daughter is also standing watch.
-
They could have done better than Naproxen.
Dirk got the slanties.
Echidne | Homepage | 07.12.08 - 10:22 pm | #
no, i just need new glasses.
McClueless is an idiot.
Just picture it, McCain gets hooked on vintage internet culture and tells Ahmadinijad, "All Your Base are Belong to US..heh heh, do you C wut I did thar?"
Is there a way in Audacity to separate already mixed tracks? In other words can you isolate vocals or drums from a professional file ripped from a real cd?
k&y, never surrendered
----------------
I'd love to know how to do that. I'd do all sort of song parodies. I suppose you could do it with karaoke tracks
the product I use to get stuff of the radio?
Total Recorder Pro. Turns it self on, records in the format you want off the stream and then turns it self off.
And, the best part? Made in CANADA.
(I love Canadian products.)
McCain is a McBonehead.
Can you separate tracks with Fruity Loops, which is a for-pay competitor of Audacity?
Is there a way in Audacity to separate already mixed tracks? In other words can you isolate vocals or drums from a professional file ripped from a real cd?
Yes.
McCalledHisWifeACunt is spry.
Spry, I say.
.
They could have done better than Naproxen.
Um, not really. Lortab for the bulk of it, naproxen for the inflammation. She's allergic to most other NSAIDS.
-
ye gods. someones shooting fireworks here.
Chairman Mo
I can hear some where I'm at as well
(I love Canadian products.)
spocko
Here ya go...
K-tel "Pure Power" commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f...h?
v=fkU1teKNjwQ
Police say actors Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright, along with members of a crew fiming an Oliver Stone movie, were arrested during a bar fight in Shreveport.
Reenactment?
ye gods. someones shooting fireworks here.
Chairman Mo
I can hear some where I'm at as well
i pray neither of you is anywhere near Iran.
-
A sort of basic hack that can amount to track separation in Audacity.
Frank Rich lobs a bomb:
The biggest torture-fueled wild-goose chase, of course, is the war in Iraq. Exhibit A, revisited in “The Dark Side,” is Ibn al-Shaykh al-Libi, an accused Qaeda commander whose torture was outsourced by the C.I.A. to Egypt. His fabricated tales of Saddam’s biological and chemical W.M.D. — and of nonexistent links between Iraq and Al Qaeda — were cited by President Bush in his fateful Oct. 7, 2002, Cincinnati speech ginning up the war and by Mr. Powell in his subsequent United Nations presentation on Iraqi weaponry. Two F.B.I. officials told Ms. Mayer that Mr. al-Libi later explained his lies by saying: “They were killing me. I had to tell them something.”
and a lot more:
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/1...gin&
oref=slogin
Police say actors Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright, along with members of a crew fiming an Oliver Stone movie, were arrested during a bar fight in Shreveport.
Reenactment?
Was there any blow involved?
Probably not a true reenactment, 'cause I'm sure GW didn't sit and drink with real black people.
I can hear some where I'm at as well
Supreme Commander Thor | 07.12.08 - 10:26 pm | #
oh? wheres here? i'm on cape cod
slanties. sheesh.
Apple Lisa is worth lots of money for collectors, too.
I had a chance to grab one in my college's basement full of old equipment, but didn't have room in my car when I moved off campus. At least I have my Apple ][+, Pc Jr, and 24 other old computers!
1Watt -- I. Am. Snarky!
.
Mr. al-Libi later explained his lies by saying: “They were killing me. I had to tell them something.”
no one could have predicted that.
At least I have my Apple ][+, Pc Jr, and 24 other old computers!
NTodd, Super Grand Poomba | Homepage | 07.12.08 - 10:29 pm | #
do you have a sinclair?
I've been caring for someone who as cast on (frayed tendon) and they also have a bad foot. We got this thing that is a cart you kneel the injured leg on and push with your good leg. It is much better than crutches. Stairs are a problem though.
Right now I'm away from this person. It has been 5 week. I have to do everything, cooking, cleaning, it get exhausting. I known it's worse for this person but we both have cabin fever and I can't leave the area for long. Right now I'm getting "respite care" and I'm at a cafe about 6 blocks away. My heart goes out to anyone who is injured and their caregivers.
oh? wheres here? i'm on cape cod
Chairman Mo
NW Indiana. But then, we're just as bad as Baghdad, so it's expected.
do you have a sinclair?
Damn, no, my grandfather had one--got it for test driving an RV--and tossed it before I could claim it.
Two F.B.I. officials told Ms. Mayer that Mr. al-Libi later explained his lies by saying: “They were killing me. I had to tell them something.”
Precisely why adults who do not get off on torture do not use torture to gain information. They would get only echo chamber, the target telling them what they already want to hear to make the pain stop.
The Tom Clancys of the world figure that it is God's own truth serum, of course.
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My 3 year old niece plays a computer game. She could probably teach McBush the basics of computing.
must me a worm hole between here and there
Hard to believe they made commercials like this...
Southwest Airlines Hostesses Hotpants Ad 1972
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=o...feature=related
McCain should get advice from Ted Stevens about The Tubes.
Damn, no, my grandfather had one--got it for test driving an RV--and tossed it before I could claim it.
NTodd, Super Grand Poomba
i had two - one complete with a mamory plug in that used to fall out of the socket if you moved the unit at all. but i moved to ga before the mrs (she stayed to get rid of the house when i got a job) and she left it behind.
just as well, really.
hi all.
is this where the party is?
i've got lemon tart with fresh raspberries and blueberries.
no. i didn't make it. it's trader joe's.
no. it isn't gluten, dairy, or soy free, why?
At least I have my Apple ][+, Pc Jr, and 24 other old computers!
Put them all together and you could count. Or something. Or not.
do you have a sinclair?
He couldn't afford one.
Spocko, I saw a woman using one of those cart thingys at a store recently. She took the elevator then went zipping around. It was first time I'd seen one and tried not to stare. It did look easier than crutches.
must me a worm hole between here and there
Chairman Mo
My daughter has a few drawn in her room, so it's entirely possible.
I am learning to get online myself, and I will have that down fairly soon....
Poor John McCain -- he just keeps getting lost in that vast series of tubes that comprise the internets. But, hey, the tubes haz complicated twists and turns...it's like a maze in there and McCain might get lost.
Still, McCain does say that he's starting to get the hang of this new-fangled computer invention -- and he will "have that down fairly soon" -- so not to worry.
McCain's computer illiteracy is not related to his age -- far too many people in their 70s and 80s are regular intrnet and BlackBerry users to make that case -- but it does suggest a Luddite's lack of curiosity and a dullard's willingness to be "briefed" by his wife and close advisers rather than seek information on his own.
Does McCain's stubborn refusal to embrace the technology of the 21st century remind you of anyone? Or, perhaps, just like Bush, he doesn't want you reading his stuff!
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My 3 year old niece plays a computer game. She could probably teach McBush the basics of computing.
TOW-killfile user | 07.12.08 - 10:31 pm | #
maybe he should start with one of these - it goes 'beep' and everything.
Um, not really. Lortab for the bulk of it, naproxen for the inflammation. She's allergic to most other NSAIDS.
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Cynicus
Opiates rule!
At least I have my Apple ][+, Pc Jr, and 24 other old computers!
Put them all together and you could count. Or something. Or not.
Put them together and you'd probably have something like 11X the processing power NASA had in 1969.
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Ina, I love those tarts! Yum.
do you have a sinclair?
dirk gently,melancoholic
Oooh, oooh! I've got a TRS-80. Of course it's only a Model IV, with integrated floppy drives,and not the original Model I that I so foolishly discarded.
Aha! I've got a 6-1/2 pound Motorola cellular telephone, with genuine lead-acid battery!
no. i didn't make it. it's trader joe's.
We don't have that. Probably for the best.
dirk: o live you,' peach.
i was thinking we could do a book exchange: you've got cat's cradle and i've got god bless you, mr. rosewater. they couldn't cost more than a dollar and change to mail back and forth, could they?
1Watt -- I. Am. Snarky!
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Jeffraham Prestonian |
well, stay off the scooter & don't bbq on the deck.
do you have a sinclair?
We're talkin' service stations, right?
Lots of fireworks here too. Not so many on the 4th. I wonder if lots of people waited for the post-4th sales.
no. i didn't make it. it's trader joe's.
We don't have that. Probably for the best.
sidhra
Not really.
12. What defensive measures did you take in response to pre-9/11 warnings from eleven nations about a terrorist attack, many of which cited an attack in the continental United States? Did you prepare any directives in response to these actions? If so, with what results?
13. As Commander-in-Chief from May 1, 2001 until September 11, 2001, did you or any agent of the United States government carry out any negotiations or talks with UBL, an agent of UBL, or al-Qaeda? During that same period, did you or any agent of the United States government carry out any negotiations or talks with any foreign government, its agents, or officials regarding UBL? If so, what resulted?
mccain is learning how to drive one of them new fangled horseless carriages. he expects to have it down fairly soon.
If this were the 1920's McCain would still be riding a horse.
Put them together and you'd probably have something like 11X the processing power NASA had in 1969.
Heh.
Does McCain's stubborn refusal to embrace the technology of the 21st century remind you of anyone? Or, perhaps, just like Bush, he doesn't want you reading his stuff!
Reminds me of ACE Secret Agent, Louis B. Freeh, now on the Fannie Mae Board.
Hard to believe they made commercials like this...
Southwest Airlines Hostesses Hotpants Ad 1972
http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=o...feature=related
Richard
Those ads were a case study in my marketing class in business school.
Needless to say -- about half the class did not find them persuasive....
do you have a sinclair?
We're talkin' service stations, right?
jc in ky
The Jurassic Park of gas stations!
Ina, I love those tarts! Yum.
TOW-killfile user | 07.12.08 - 10:35 pm |
they are good. and with fresh berries, they are fancy, too.
McCain's computer illiteracy crashed 4 warplanes.
Just an aside, At the farmer's market today the Amish were there with their cheese. (We have multiple colonies of the Amish in the area) I bought some really really really nasty nasty aged white cheddar (four years old) that is just incredible.
I just made half a roast beef sandwich with it and Nikki - the giant poodle who is totally indifferent to food, followed me down and is eying my sandwich suspiciously. (Mrs DWD gave her a piece after trying it and deciding it was not fit for a woman. Just men and dogs I guess)
Damn! This be really amazingly good.
I'm not giving dirk a fizzy, no fucking way.
Aha! I've got a 6-1/2 pound Motorola cellular telephone, with genuine lead-acid battery!
Upsidasium | 07.12.08 - 10:36 pm | #
i've got one of those too! but i used to use it when traveling between service calls in my YUGO.
McCain's computer illiteracy crashed 4 warplanes.
sidhra
5, if you skip the technicalities.
do you have a sinclair?
Or a Singer?
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There is more processing power in my watch than existed in the days of NASA.
Yet we went to the MOON without it.
Think of what we could do today! Why we could... we could... we could retire our fleet of space trucks in near earth orbit with no replacement vehicles.
Lame ass short sited humans.
Say, what are you worthless haters talking abt tonight? Shit that doesn't matter and that reveals the pettiness of your souls?
Yeah, I thought so.
Mr. al-Libi
that cannot be a real name of a suspect
McCain's computer illiteracy crashed 4 warplanes.
sidhra
5, if you skip the technicalities.
cosmic tumbler
Once again, the score card:
2 crashed
1 clipped a power line in Europe, did not crash
1 was blown up on the Forestall
1 shot down
He's a big enough dipshit without having to make stuff up.
Amazing how a small distraction can make you miss a WHOLE MOTHAFOOKIN THREAD!
i was thinking we could do a book exchange: you've got cat's cradle and i've got god bless you, mr. rosewater. they couldn't cost more than a dollar and change to mail back and forth, could they?
ina, alive!
Media rate is really cheap if you are not in any hurry. ( I have used this at times, much to my chagrin) The last time it took nearly two months to get a book from here to New Jersey.
Media Rate = whenever they feel like delivering it.
Exsqueeze me for leaving...Erin PDX just called and we yacked like two yacks from Yak.
Say, what are you worthless haters talking abt tonight? Shit that doesn't matter and that reveals the pettiness of your souls?
Sorry, I'm soulless.
Say, what are you worthless haters talking abt tonight? Shit that doesn't matter and that reveals the pettiness of your souls?
Yeah, I thought so.
Toby Petzold
No Tobes.
We're not talking about you.
Why do you ask?
14. Your schedule for September 11, 2001 was in the public domain since September 7, 2001. The Emma E. Booker School is only five miles from the Bradenton Airport, so you, and therefore the children in the classroom, might have been a target for the terrorists on 9/11. What was the intention of the Secret Service in allowing you to remain in the Emma E. Booker Elementary School, even though they were aware America was under attack?
15. Please explain why you remained at the Sarasota, Florida, Elementary School for a press conference after you had finished listening to the children read, when as a terrorist target, your presence potentially jeopardized the lives of the children?
16. What was the purpose of the several stops of Air Force One on September 11th? Was Air Force One at any time during the day of September 11th a target of the terrorists? Was Air Force One's code ever breached on September 11th?
17. Was there a reason for Air Force One lifting off without a military escort, even after ample time had elapsed to allow military jets to arrive?
You know, despite the well-known fact that the Amish don't vote, I half-expect to see a USA Today article about how they're the next big swing vote in McCain's pocket.
Once again, the score card:
2 crashed
1 clipped a power line in Europe, did not crash
1 was blown up on the Forestall
1 shot down
He's a big enough dipshit without having to make stuff up.
Supreme Commander Thor
Nobody is making shit up. Two plus three is five.
I thought you and NTodd had gotten a room, Vicki.
Shit that doesn't matter and that reveals the pettiness of your souls?
We were discussing your assholiness and your lack of a disk, so nothing petty.
i was thinking we could do a book exchange:
hmm - we could, but mine actually belongs to mrs g and is a three book anthology. i'd have to get her permission.
cosmic:
Sorry, I'm soulless.
You're alive so you carry a charge, I'm sure.
Now go ground out.
My first computer was made from stone knives and bear skins.
Bill Gates sold it to me for 3 bars of gold pressed latimum.
Tobes, wanna talk about Weight Watchers? I have some motivational tips I'd love to share with you.
Sadly, dog meat isn't on the Core Plan list.
Mr. al-Libi
- that cannot be a real name of a suspect
(insert laughy face)
flory? I ain't seen you in a coon's age.
You're alive so you carry a charge, I'm sure.
Now go ground out.
Toby Petzold
I'm flattered.
Once again, the score card:
2 crashed
1 clipped a power line in Europe, did not crash
1 was blown up on the Forestall
1 shot down
He's a big enough dipshit without having to make stuff up
And that was McCain. Small wonder the Texas Air National Guard allowed Dubbyah to skip out on his service. They didn't have nearly enough aircraft to allow for his projected fuckup rate.
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(Well, Nikki - the giant poodle, took her portion of the sandwich and left. Fair weather friend!
Or Toby, I'm jonesing for Henry V, right now. Would you care to offer your opinion on Falstaff's raison d'etre?
VS:
Sadly, dog meat isn't on the Core Plan list.
By order of Beijing.
I'm not giving dirk a fizzy, no fucking way.
Mr french | 07.12.08 - 10:38 pm | #
you could send mccain down to mr gower's soda shop for it.
FoxNews is reading live your comments spitting on Tony Snow's grave.
I'm a lesbian. Besides, I'd never do that to E.
Well, if you were jonesing for some Henry VIII, I could probably carry that off with the right tailor.
18. What prompted your refusal to release the information regarding foreign sponsorship of the terrorists, as illustrated in the inaccessible 28 redacted pages in the Joint Intelligence Committee Inquiry Report? What actions have you personally taken since 9/11 to thwart foreign sponsorship of terrorism?
19. Who approved the flight of the bin Laden family out of the United States when all commercial flights were grounded, when there was time for only minimal questioning by the FBI, and especially, when two of those same individuals had links to WAMY, a charity suspected of funding terrorism? Why were bin Laden family members granted that special privilege -- a privilege not available to American families whose loved ones were killed on 9/11?
20. Please explain why no one in any level of our government has yet been held accountable for the countless failures leading up to and on 9/11?
I think it was HBK who recommended a site called BookMooch.com.
You request books & send books from each others' libraries (Worldwide), only paying postage.
I have sent & received several books, so far.
It' not as hot here as I thought it would be, but it's my first day. I've been told that as they tally my life I'll be movin' on down. Oh, well, at least I got to serve at the pleasure of the President!
And that was McCain. Small wonder the Texas Air National Guard allowed Dubbyah to skip out on his service. They didn't have nearly enough aircraft to allow for his projected fuckup rate.
What was it the one guy said who flew with Bush in a Cessna? That he thought they were going to crash at any moment?
He's a big enough dipshit without having to make stuff up.
And a poor enough student to keep out of a pilot's seat.
That last copy and paste didn't come out right.
Too lazy to redo.
fuck, even toby can get online, and he's the biggest idiot i know.
FoxNews is reading live your comments spitting on Tony Snow's grave.
I'd never spit on Tony's grave.
Now, pissing on it--
fuck, even toby can get online, and he's the biggest idiot i know.
dirk gently,melancoholic
Indeed. Poor John.
And a poor enough student to keep out of a pilot's seat.
sidhra
Good thing Daddy and Granddaddy were big shots or "Train Wreck" McCain might have had to crash and burn a desk instead.
Vicki,
I'm not going to comment on one of shakespeer's gay characters. Don't try to draw me into that crap.
dirk,
I bought some Georgia peaches at the FM today.
I miss your olives, though. They remind me of boobies.
“Swifboating” is another word the Democrats use that doesn’t mean what they think it means. Who knows how their minds work? At this point, it must be said that they’ve gone soft because they aren’t really thinking through their support of this charlatan, but feeling it. It’s an embarrassment because most of them do not have the intellectual integrity to hold their man accountable for his many major renegings of the past three weeks. They’re just giving him a pass on everything because they are his bitches. He owns their sorry hippie asses and is making no secret of that in how he now behaves.
Well, if you were jonesing for some Henry VIII, I could probably carry that off with the right tailor.
Toby Petzold
Toby and his mom have some experience with this.
I'm going to get you people! In order to punish you for making fun of me I'm going to help support the President and lie to the press.
Oh, wait, I'm dead. Never mind.
Boo!
I don't understand that sort of disrespect for someone who's just died and who never did you any harm.
The karmic wheel will roll right over you filthy degenerates.
dirk,
I bought some Georgia peaches at the FM today.
I miss your olives, though. They remind me of boobies.
Vicki, Who ♥ NTodd's Dil |
this was the sort of thing i was going for.
let me try again:
olive ya, peach.
you could send mccain down to mr gower's soda shop for it.
He'd say it wasn't his fault, bless his heart.
What an amazing Wimbledon final! Thanks to both of you guys for such a great match and for being such gentlemen.
Gotta Run. Satan needs dinner.
I thought you and NTodd had gotten a room, Vicki.
TeddySanFran | 07.12.08 - 10:42 pm | #
Who the fuck are you?
I'm not going to comment on one of shakespeer's gay characters. Don't try to draw me into that crap.
good god
Tony Snow, while I mean him no disrespect, did the nation great harm by LYING while he was press secretary.
Oh, it's the namestealer who doesn't even have the wit to imitate me; he just steals my text instead.
Loser.
"The almost complete lack of military response to the September 11th attacks has never been adequately explained. In fact, in their book Without Precedent, 9/11 Commission Chair Thomas Kean and Vice-Chair Lee Hamilton, say that the discrepancies that were presented to them by the U.S. military have never been resolved. Thomas Kean has been quoted as saying “We to this day don't know why NORAD [the North American Aerospace Command] told us what they told us," ... "It was just so far from the truth. . . It's one of those loose ends that never got tied."
Six years post 9/11, and two wars later, it is time for the U.S. Military’s response, and all of the unanswered questions relating to the attacks of September 11, 2001, to be fully investigated using ALL of the available evidence. We need to explore why established protocols and procedures were not followed on 9/11, and if we are still at risk. With an event of this magnitude, there should be no loose ends."
- Lorie Van Auken, widow of Kenneth Van Auken and one of the "Jersey girls"
The karmic wheel will roll right over you filthy degenerates.
Toby Petzold
Karma is a liberal concept.
I miss your olives, though. They remind me of boobies.
Vicki, Who ♥ NTodd's Dil | Homepage | 07.12.08 - 10:48 pm | #
me too - they made it hard to concentrate.
actually, the war on pimentos is entering a new stage. we're training almonds and jalapenos to secure the olives themselves. the blue cheese wants an autonomous martini in the norht.
"Bush Homeland Security Aide Caught On Tape Offering High-Level Access For Donations To Bush Library»
The Sunday Times reports Stephen Payne, a Bush pioneer and a political appointee to the Homeland Security Advisory Council, was caught on tape offering access to key members of the Bush administration inner circle in exchange for “six-figure donations to the private library being set up to commemorate Bush’s presidency.”
In an undercover video, Payne is seen promising to arrange a meeting for an exiled leader of Krygystan with Dick Cheney or Condoleezza Rice. (Not President Bush because “he doesn’t meet with a lot of former Presidents these days,” Payne says. “I don’t think he meets with hardly anyone.”) All it will take for him to arrange this high-level meeting, says Payne, is “a couple hundred thousand dollars, or something like that”:
PAYNE: The exact budget I will come up with. But it will be somewhere between $600,000 and $750,000, with about a third of it going directly to the Bush library. […]
200, 250, something like that. That’s gonna be a show of “we’re interested, we’re your friends, we’re still friends.”
Watch the startling video here."
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/07...nation-scandal/
“Swifboating” is another word the Democrats use that doesn’t mean what they think it means.
Sure it does. You don't, you fucktarded dogburning pukelicker.
Being opposed to the war may have been a major selling point, but let’s not lie about Obama’s candidacy. He is where he is because of his race. Period. The Leftists have taken over the Democratic Party and have installed an absolute fucking clown on their Presidential ticket for the sake of identity politics.
Torture Canadian kids? Lock 'Em up with no trial? you gotta be Proud 'O DAT!
Never did anyone any harm?
He was a fucking liar an apologist for the most criminal gang of motherfuckers ever to hold power in the history of this country.
Talk to some folks who have had kin die in this illegal fucking war you fucking piece of shit.
Karma is a liberal concept.
cosmic tumbler
Proof that repugs are just a bunch of sociopaths. No conscience.
Snow lied abt what? Abu Plame and Valerie Ghraib? Nobody fucking cares except losers who want to surrender to international jihad.
Ed Hale reboots his yahoo
Barry from AK in Miam
Weren't all that long ago, talking about your googlefinger in public could have gotten you arrested...
First thing I learned to do on a computer was that Microsoft Flight Simulator. Went through a lot of planes figuring out how to land, but it wasn't really necessary. Those dogfights over France rarely required landing.
olive ya, peach.
ina, alive! |
*blush*
Me in a three-way with those two dudes, wow.
Tony Snow died a traitor's death, fully deserved. I'm sorry for his family, but that was the case when he was still alive. he was a shit, and he is a shit.
Toby is also a shit. Those who don't recognize treason when it's in their faces deserve no respect.
The Leftists have taken over the Democratic Party and have installed an absolute fucking clown on their Presidential ticket for the sake of identity politics.
Toby Petzold
Stop projecting.
The absolute fucking clown is now in the white house asshole.
Karma is a liberal concept.
If I thought you had the intelligence to explain that, I'd be willing to listen.
Did I say that out loud?
Karma ranks right up there with astrology and voodoo, a stinking pile of superstitious bullshit.
Barry Obama: The Affirmative Action Nominee.
EDGARTOWN, Mass. - The island where "Jaws" was filmed had a real-life shark scare Thursday, when an unconfirmed sighting of a great white forced the closure of two beaches.
South Beach on Martha's Vineyard was closed for a short time, and swimmers were kept out of the water at State Beach in Edgartown, the Massachusetts Department of Conservation and Recreation said.
A plane was dispatched to try to confirm the sighting, but no shark was spotted, said Lisa Capone, a spokeswoman for the state Executive Office of Energy and Environmental Affairs.
In 1974, Steven Spielberg chose Martha's Vineyard for filming the movie version of "Jaws," depicting a series of deadly great white attacks in the fictional community of Amity.
Shark attacks are extremely rare in waters off New England, but great whites have been known to occasionally prowl in the region.
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No word if Fonzie was sighted jumping the shark.
When someone aids and abets a war criminal do they get a pass?
Yes, only God can judge in the afterlife (if you believe it) but MAN can judge now. You see what Scott McClean wrote? Now Tony Snow must have known as much as Scott, in fact I'm sure he had to be briefed BY Scott to do his job. And he took the job anyway.
This was a moral decision made by Tony Snow and this might have also been a criminal decision because he had more information coming in than others.
If I thought you had the intelligence to explain that, I'd be willing to listen.
Toby Petzold
Karma's gonna get you.
"I look at porn on my daughter's computer too"-John McCain to Peter Cook
Tony Snow, while I mean him no disrespect, did the nation great harm by LYING while he was press secretary.
Vicki, Who ♥ NTodd's Dil
Why shouldn't you mean disrespect? He had contempt and disrespect for the American people and this country.
Toby needs a 40 oz. Louisville Slugger tight in the fucking teeth.
er, tooth.
Please note again that Obama has done nothing but fuck up ever since he secured the nomination —and yet he continues to be shielded by a compliant press. Why is this happening? Because Big Media are afraid to be perceived as picking on Obamessiah. Because they are, for that reason, moral and intellectual snatches.
Toby,
Back in the day, when Snow subbed for Rush (and that happened quite often because Rush needed to get his miniscule stub off with Dominican boys), he lied about the Clintons. And about Democrats. He was a LIAR.
Don't make me sort through EIB transcripts at 10:49 PM on a Saturday.
*Sigh
The absolute fucking clown is now in the white house asshole.
i think it's spelled "Absolut".
Dietary staple, doncha know.
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Karma is a liberal concept.
Uhhh, not really. cf: Hindu, caste.
slanties, oops sorry.
Good evening.
One reason karma can't be a "liberal" concept is that it is an expression of sound interpersonal ethics.
Yeah, two other dudes and me would be a great thing for sure.
This was a moral decision made by Tony Snow
Spocko has it EXACTLY right.
is that fuckwit toby still here?
huh. i wonder why.
Please note again that Obama has done nothing but fuck up ever since he secured the nomination —and yet he continues to be shielded by a compliant press. Why is this happening?
It's not. You're willfully stupid, ignorant, and lying.
One reason karma can't be a "liberal" concept is that it is an expression of sound interpersonal ethics. In which I have absolutely no concept of.
Please note again that Obama has done nothing but fuck up ever since he secured the nomination —and yet he continues to be shielded by a compliant press. Why is this happening? Because Big Media are afraid to be perceived as picking on Obamessiah. Because they are, for that reason, moral and intellectual snatches.
Toby Petzold
You are projecting again. You cannot claim intellectual superiority and use silly projections to make your point. That is intellectually dishonest.
I guess for Toby, humiliation is akin to massaging his prostate.
My aunt —a staunch Republican, a God-fearing grandmother, and an old country girl living in the reddest patch of Red America— said of the President: “He just can’t get anything done.”
She may as well have called him a godless commie sonofabitch.
Instant Karma - John lennon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E...h?
v=EqP3wT5lpa4
I'm sorry I engaged the troll. I blame My Dos 286 computer with 256K in Ram.
I'll try not to do it again.
Someone at work was making anti - muslim comments the other day. Almost got herself fired.
Oh yeah and did you all know that Cindy McCain, the whiney bitch she is, is also a prescription forging drug addicted lying thief?
Not to defend the Austin nazi, but namestealing is very lame.
I'm a lesbian. . .
Vicki, Who ♥ NTodd's Di
And I think I speak for men everywhere,
Oh, man, what a bummer!
It hates to lose one to the other side. But if it makes you happy, that is good too.
I guess for Toby, humiliation is akin to massaging his prostate.
angryspittle | 07.12.08 - 10:56 pm | #
thanks a lot. now i can never do that again.
Hi, Dirk, wanna fuck?
You are projecting again. You cannot claim intellectual superiority and use silly projections to make your point. That is intellectually dishonest.
cosmic tumbler | 07.12.08 - 10:56 pm | #
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You're right. I don't know why I even try to support the lying, thieving republicans.
Hey dirk,
May I just say something?
The kind words you've said and the heartfelt thoughts you've extended to me over the last ten days or so have truly meant more than you could ever imagine.
If there is a way I can personally contact you, I'd like to write you when I get a chance.
Just know that "thank you" is inadequate.
Someone at work was making anti - muslim comments the other day. Almost got herself fired.
Duane V, killyridols | 07.12.08 - 10:57 pm
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Really? What if you worked at a company that advertised on a Anti-Muslim radio station?
Not to defend the Austin nazi, but namestealing is very lame.
Mr french | 07.12.08 - 10:57 pm | #
I know but then again so am I.
Uhhh, not really. cf: Hindu, caste.
sidhra صي ذ& |
Now "stupid", that's a repug state of mind.
Oh ho! Lookit Mr. French with the reasonableness. How quaint.
I believe the idea of karma comes from dirty fucking hippies who picked up on it from Hinduism.
I suggest that those who discount the dangers presented to us and our allies by Iran just because George W. Bush doesn’t discount them better pull their heads out of their asses and come to Jesus.
Barry Obama: The Affirmative Action Nominee.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 07.12.08 - 10:53 pm | #
If i thought you had the intelligence to explain that, i would be really stupid. The only affirmative acton president ever is currently soiling the white house and losing two wars.
It's a cinch!
Comment by Toby Petzold | Homepage blocked.
I guess for Toby, humiliation is akin to massaging his prostate.
angryspittle | 07.12.08 - 10:56 pm | #
Finally! Someone who understands me ..
The namestealer is out of control.
Click.
Tonight we are all Toby Petzold. That makes me Spartacus.
I suggest that those who discount the dangers presented to us and our allies by Iran just because George W. Bush doesn’t discount them better pull their heads out of their asses and come to Jesus.
Toby Petzold
There are years of Freudian analysis in that sentence.
Instant Karma - John lennon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E...h? v=EqP3wT5lpa4
Richard
Richard, I ♥ you too. Thanks for posting that.
I have to say, I was like ten or eleven or a young teen when this song came out, and for years, I thought Lennon opened the song with, "This cop is gonna get you..."
(The musings of a Catholic girl....)
It was years before I figured it out.
...personally I don't think Jesus would care to have anybody coming to him who advocates "preemptively" bombing men, women, and children based on the same sort of "intelligence" that led us to invade Iraq...
I suggest that those who discount the dangers presented to us and our allies by Iran just because George W. Bush doesn’t discount them better pull their heads out of their asses and come to Jesus.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 07.12.08 - 10:59 pm | #
Iran hasn't attacked anyone for 300 years. You re afraid of your own icemaker, for chrissakes, no wonder you're afraid of Iran. You're a coward to the bone; note your lack of service.
There are years of Freudian analysis in that sentence.
cosmic tumbler
Haven't got time for that shit.
Maybe it'd be better if he took a short walk of the roof of a tall building.
Now "stupid", that's a repug state of mind.
Delusional also fits.
You're all still in this water? Didn't you hear me say
aw, vicki - i'm glad if anything i said helped you through. thanks is more than sufficient - you don't even need to say that.
you have my email, don't you? i know i have yours - @comcast, right?
is that fuckwit toby still here?
Poor Toby. If it weren't for the ritual virtual ass whupping he receives here reguarly, he would get no attention from anyone.
Tony Snow, while I mean him no disrespect--
Honey, you can't "disrespect" a flaming bag of shit.
Good. Fucking. Riddance.
Karma ranks right up there with astrology and voodoo, a stinking pile of superstitious bullshit.
Mr french
Yes! Thanks for saying that.
I suggest that those who discount the lack of dangers presented to us and our allies by Iran just because George W. Bush makes them up better pull their heads out of their asses and come to Boston Market.
Tony Snow, a man so vile his own cells rebelled against him.
I've lost my balls.
I suggest that --
-- you go fuck yourself, dog burner.
pull their heads out of their asses and come to Jesus.
{pop}
Why Hello, Supreme Being. Who should I bomb today?
i know i have yours - @comcast, right?
Yep.
If i thought you had the intelligence to explain that, i would be really stupid. The only affirmative acton president ever is currently soiling the white house and losing two wars.
ronjazz
And don't forget the affirmative action Supreme Court justice. Actually several of them, if you count political reliability as an appointable characteristic.
I suggest that those who discount the lack of dangers presented to us and our allies by Iran just because George W. Bush makes them up better pull their heads out of their asses and come to Boston Market.
I am so there.
...personally I don't think Jesus would care to have anybody coming to him who advocates "preemptively" bombing men, women, and children based on the same sort of "intelligence" that led us to invade Iraq...
One of the problems the Christ has in being understood is that He called the mendacious, evil hypocrites that He despised so 'Pharisees'.
Today's mendacious, evil hypocrites say "I'm not a Pharisee, so I'm A-OK" and miss the point entirely.
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Well, now that Toby's got his masochistic rocks off, maybe we can return to civility.
Or, maybe not.
Karma ranks right up there with astrology and voodoo, a stinking pile of superstitious bullshit.
Mr french
The dark gods are going to punish you man for that bad juju.
Lately Toby only lasts a few minutes, since that's all it takes for him to embarrass himself into running away.
Oh dear. Now it is time for the Alfred Hitchcock Hour, on RTN.
If they would start showing the Sid and Marty Kroft hour on Saturday mornings, I would be in television heaven.
The dark gods are going to punish you man for that bad juju.
Richard
Fuck, and I thought this was a good week.
a forty word sentence and toby still fails to make a point ...
Jesus had bombing in mind when he spoke of turning the other cheek.
Think Progress elaborates on Sunday Times (UK) scoop about Chimpy fundraising scandal
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/07...nation-scandal/
Er, back to teh bush airplaning, did'nt he train in a plane that was not to be used in Nam? They knew this would keep him from actual service?
I don’t expect to set up my own blog
He thinks The Onion is something you tied to your belt, as was the fashion at the time.
Really? What if you worked at a company that advertised on a Anti-Muslim radio station?
spocko
I'd bring it to said company's attention that I was not cool with that..
Yep.
Vicki, Who ♥ NTodd's Dil
okey dokey. you have mail w/ my email addy.
Nixon:
Always give your best; never get discouraged; never be petty. Always remember others may hate you, but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them, and then you destroy yourself.
Let the gods punish the wrong done to themselves.
Karma ranks right up there with astrology and voodoo, a stinking pile of superstitious bullshit.
Mr french
The dark gods are going to punish you man for that bad juju.
Richard | 07.12.08 - 11:07 pm | #
Yeah, but they may wait until Mercury goes retrograde.
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Today's mendacious, evil hypocrites say "I'm not a Pharisee, so I'm A-OK" and miss the point entirely.
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Cynicus
..."Pharisee" is the specific term that I have used for a number of years for the so-called "religious Right"...
Probably for the best that Bush never made it to Viet Nam. Imagine how many of the people around him would've died through his fuckups.
I'm okay with whatever spirituality gets you through the night.
Believe as you wish.
Jesus had bombing in mind when he spoke of turning the other cheek.
Richard | 07.12.08 - 11:08 pm | #
i always thought turning the other cheek sounded kind of gaii
Probably for the best that Bush never made it to Viet Nam. Imagine how many of the people around him would've died through his fuckups.
Ali, spiritual advisor
That is an interesting existential question.
Karma ranks right up there with astrology and voodoo, a stinking pile of superstitious bullshit.
Mr french
Yes! Thanks for saying that.
Ali, spiritual advisor
You'll both appreciate this website..
http://www.bushisantichrist.com/
Onion's on the belt are out of fashion? [/McBush
Probably for the best that Bush never made it to Viet Nam. Imagine how many of the people around him would've died through his fuckups.
Ali, spiritual advisor | Homepage | 07.12.08 - 11:09 pm | #
Think it would have reached 4000+?
In an undercover video, Payne is seen promising to arrange a meeting for an exiled leader of Krygystan with Dick Cheney or Condoleezza Rice. (Not President Bush because “he doesn’t meet with a lot of former Presidents these days,” Payne says. “I don’t think he meets with hardly anyone.”) All it will take, says Payne, for him to arrange this high-level meeting is “a couple hundred thousand dollars, or something like that”:
PAYNE: The exact budget I will come up with. But it will be somewhere between $600,000 and $750,000, with about a third of it going directly to the Bush library. […]
200, 250, something like that. That’s gonna be a show of “we’re interested, we’re your friends, we’re still friends.”
Tastes like chicken.
Nixon:
Always give your best; never get discouraged; never be petty. Always remember others may hate you, but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them, and then you destroy yourself.
Sadly bush is a gibbering highschool idiot who only cares about impressing his rich classmates
but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them, and then you destroy yourself.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 07.12.08 - 11:08 pm | #
nah - i hate you, and it doesn't bother me a bit.
Probably for the best that Bush never made it to Viet Nam. Imagine how many of the people around him would've died through his fuckups
Remember the end of "Animal House", when they revealed that Neidermeyer went to 'Nam and was killed by his own troops?
I give you Dubya's fate.
Probably for the best that Bush never made it to Viet Nam. Imagine how many of the people around him would've died through his fuckups.
Ali, spiritual advisor
Can you say, "fragged in ten seconds flat"?
always thought turning the other cheek sounded kind of gaii
dirk gently,melancoholic |
well, gaii or BBQ.
Probably for the best that Bush never made it to Viet Nam. Imagine how many of the people around him would've died through his fuckups.
Ali, spiritual advisor
...he probably wouldn't have gotten away with bombing Saigon more than once...
Always give your best; never get discouraged; never be petty. Always remember others may hate you, but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them, and then you destroy yourself.
Impeachment brings out the disingenuous integrity in some people.
Jesus had bombing in mind when he spoke of turning the other cheek.
Richard | 07.12.08 - 11:08 pm | #
i always thought turning the other cheek sounded kind of gaii
dirk gently,melancoholic | Homepage | 07.12.08 - 11:10 pm | #
I recall having an argument with Don P over at Washington Monthly about the meaning of that phrase.
They're criminals, and they should be treated as such.
Why do I post such stupid posts? It's like I am compelled to it's like turrets or something.
Remember the end of "Animal House", when they revealed that Neidermeyer went to 'Nam and was killed by his own troops?
I give you Dubya's fate.
Richard
Heh. I am so shallow that that is my favorite comedy from my era....
Nixon:
Always give your best; never get discouraged; never be petty. Always remember others may hate you, but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them, and then you destroy yourself.
No projection, there. Much.
Did you know that Nixon could have been a frozen concentrated orange juice magnate? Yep. Citra-Frost. If he'd only packaged it in cans, instead of plastic bags, he would have been rich and we would have been, oh, I don't know, still a republic, or something.
..."Pharisee" is the specific term that I have used for a number of years for the so-called "religious Right"...
One can forsee the day where the televangelist is preaching away, and notes this guy standing in the back - all long-haired and bearded, pissed-off look, smacking a stick into his palm - and preacherman thinks "That guy looks kinda familiar...seems I ought to know him from somewhere...long ago......" just before the Holy Assbeating begins.
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"Fragged", "Frag(-ging)" - The practice of using fragmentation grenades to kill clueless officers, esp. during the Vietnam War...
on my way to bed - but that doesn't mean i'm signing off. mrs g is still away, so i may bring my laptop - and ina, vicki, ali, et al - with me.
I recall having an argument with Don P over at Washington Monthly about the meaning of that phrase.
This is weird, but I think I remember reading that. Quite some time ago.
It was entertaining.
Sort of a bizarre Hitchcock episode with a very young Martin Landau and Frank Gorshin.
on my way to bed - but that doesn't mean i'm signing off. mrs g is still away, so i may bring my laptop - and ina, vicki, ali, et al - with me.
dirk gently,melancoholic
You dirty dog.
I recall having an argument with Don P over at Washington Monthly about the meaning of that phrase.
NTodd, Super Grand Poomba
spank me once, shame on you. spank me twice ... you can't get spanked again.
You dirty dog.
cosmic tumbler | 07.12.08 - 11:15 pm | #
you can come too. 'et al' is all inclusive.
except toby, of course, i just washed the sheets.
spank me once, shame on you. spank me twice ... you can't get spanked again.
Well, you CAN, but it costs extra.
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I wonder how many people it would take to keep showing up at McCain events wearing onions on their belts and "With Sprinkes!" buttons before the corporate media would have to talk about it.
you can come too. 'et al' is all inclusive.
except toby, of course, i just washed the sheets.
dirk gently,melancoholic
i'm already in bed.
and there's a very lovely orange moon in the window.
Night all.
I wonder how many people it would take to keep showing up at McCain events wearing onions on their belts and "With Sprinkes!" buttons before the corporate media would have to talk about it.
With the ritual fellating McCain regularly receives from the media, I wouldn't matter if 50,000 people showed up, all with onions on their belts, and they would pretend it was a new Internet fashion fad.
"The murder of almost 3000 people, destruction of millions of dollars worth of property, and the subsequent environmental degradation impacting tens of thousands of New York City residents and and workers remains largely unexplained, and consequently, improperly remedied. An objective, independent and accountable scientific investigation of 9-11 has yet to be conducted. In a country endlessly fascinated with crime scene analysis and possible misuse of power and wealth, one wonders why this -- the crime of the century -- is rapidly becoming a cold case. This petition to establish an independent investigation of 9-11 and its environmental aftermath is a small but critical step towards understanding, healing and justice for the people of NYC, and the rest of the nation."
- Karen Kwiatkowski, retired U.S. Air Force Lieutenant Colonel
http://www.nyc911initiative.org/
g'night, ct
"i'm already in bed."
Muah.
sounds like a good idea but I anted to check in first.
Hello and I'm still alive
Surely this isn't a ploy to help Saint McCain...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080..._nm/
iraq_usa_dc
NEW YORK (Reuters) - The Bush administration is considering withdrawing additional troops from Iraq beginning in September, The New York Times reported in Sunday editions, citing administration and military officials.
The withdrawal, which the Times said would constitute a marked reversal from the war's darkest days of 2006-2007, stemmed partly from the need for more U.S. troops in Afghanistan to fight the rising insurgency by the Taliban and other fighters. U.S. and allied casualties there have outpaced those in Iraq in recent months.
No final decisions have been made, but at least one and as many as three of the 15 combat brigades now in Iraq could be withdrawn, or slated for withdrawal, by the end of the administration in January, the Times said, citing officials.
I wonder how many people it would take to keep showing up at McCain events wearing onions on their belts and "With Sprinkes!" buttons before the corporate media would have to talk about it.
No number is sufficient. American government is of the corporations, by the corporations, and for the corporations. The people's participation is brand preference only - Coke or Pepsi type things.
For media purposes, anyway.
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The central role of Cheney in the Chimpy fundraising scandal
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/
tol...icle4322719.ece
hello uncle blodge.
Frank Gorshin doing several great Kirk Douglas impressions...
The Big Story
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N...h?
v=NF4iyG22hOs
Hello and I'm still alive
Uncle Blodge, Urban Teacher |
well that's good news.
"hello uncle blodge."
hello.
I hope all is well with you.
Summer school is interesting as I am not exactly dealing with citizen of the year material.
However I have built a few relationshops already - and this principal likes me.
The central role of Cheney in the Chimpy fundraising scandal
The 'central role of Cheney' in any-damn-thing Bushco does that requires sufficient brainpower to pour piss out of a boot.
Dubbyah is a figurehead, the inbred idiot boy-king.
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"the inbred idiot boy-king."
that has got to be the character in a fantasy novel or something.
Economics, foreign affairs and now computers. One more thing that McCain knows little about. Exactly what is his area of expertise?
The central role of Cheney in the Chimpy fundraising scandal
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/ tol...icle4322719.ece
P O'Neill
So?
Listen, short of killing and eating a baby at a press conference, nothing is ever going to happen to these lying fucks. Why?
I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA but to say that they lie, cheat, steal, and generally break the laws of this country and the world is definitely true.
But it is also true that NO ONE IS EVER GOING TO HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE.
So, it all comes down to this,
SO?
However I have built a few relationshops already - and this principal likes me.
Uncle Blodge, Urban Teacher
well, that sounds good.
how do you end up at a different school for summer school?
Evening, Unka Blodge. How goes it in teaching - the Double War, against Ignorance and the Central Office?
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Yeeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaawwwwwww
saddle em' up and getter on line now monkey man.
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"how do you end up at a different school for summer school?"
not every school is open for summer school - 1/4 at most are. It's treated as separate from your regular posting.
as I said another time i am about 6 blocks from the pet shop where adrian worked in rocky I
it's an interesting place, kensington
Exactly what is his area of expertise? -The Progressive Curmudgeon,/i>
football? cosmotology? bushs' armpit scents?
Exactly what is his area of expertise?
bombing
"the inbred idiot boy-king."
that has got to be the character in a fantasy novel or something.
Actually a recurring character in actual, genuine European history. The Spanish throne has a number of doozies in the line, for example.
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I don't use email mainly because I haven't figured out the login procedures. In particular, the password aspect of the login procedure troubles me. What if I forget the password? I certainly don't want the computer to remember it for me with one of those little "brownies" or whatever they are called.
Saint McCain disses his good buddy, Phil "Enron Loophole" Gramm, and manages to look like a real creep while doing so...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t...h?
v=tqj7bZWMgKY
McCain has the phoniest smile I have ever seen. He makes used car salesmen seem honest in comparison.
"On 9/11/2001 I lost my son who was employed at Cantor Fitzgerald. A bi-Partisan committee was established to investigate the failures and occurrences that led up to that horrendous morning.
The JICI released a report in December of 2002 . In that report it identified who funded the hijackers (28 Pages) Our Government classified that information immediately.
It is hard to swallow that many of our elected officials know who funded 9/11 and we do not.
Seeing that we have a war on terror wouldn't it be prudent to hold those funders accountable for 9/11. Their is a huge lawsuit against the financiers of 9/11 but our Government is protecting them.
Seeing that their identities are being withheld and given a fee reign it wouldn't surprise me in the least they are still funding the terrorism today.
If a Mafia Chief employs a person to hit someone and that person is caught.The triggerman is held accountable and the financier as well. What's different ??"
Bill Doyle - Father of Joseph
Wtc tower1 101st fl. Cantor Fitzgerald
http://www.JoeyDoyle.com
The Spanish throne has a number of doozies in the line, for example.
The American throne is trying to make up for lost time.
"How goes it in teaching - the Double War, against Ignorance and the Central Office?"
this principal is good.
I have one student who writes poetry, reads cs lewis in class but can't get physics - and I am being asked to do what others have failed at in 3 weeks - teach him science. No problem!
(I am dual certified science and social studies - doing the science thing this summer)
i just read the artical linked in this post. i should not have.
my brain hurts.
Besides, it's not important whether I use email or not. That's not the type of "experience" that matters to most Americans. I've got experience where it matters. First of all, there is my experience as a prisoner of war which is a very unique experience. Then there is my experience eating cunt. Do you know how much cunt you can eat in half a century? A lot.
"Polls show that 36% of Americans and more than half of New Yorkers lack confidence in the veracity of the 9/11 Commission Report. We desperately need
to learn the truth about 9/11 before it happens again and takes away our remaining liberty."
- Paul Craig Roberts, Assistant Secretary of the Treasury under President Reagan
"Why use a telephone when you can stand on the front porch and shout"?
Large parts of the official U.S. Government story of what happened on September 11, 2001 are almost certainly lies. Tragically, the entire course of U.S. foreign and domestic policies since that date has grown out of these falsehoods.
These are my personal judgments, but they are the very questions on which members of the investigating commission now being organized by the New York City 9/11 Ballot Initiative must make their own judgments. Each commission member must be strong enough to maintain his or her independence from U.S. official positions. It is extremely important that the commission investigate with highest priority, and publicly report its findings in detail about, the numerous charges that unknown elements within the U.S. government, and possibly some individuals elsewhere closely allied to the U.S., caused or contributed to causing the events of September 11 to happen.
William Christison, retired National Intelligence Officer and Director of the Office of Political and Regional Affairs of the CIA
just got here. am i drunk enough to fit in???
"i just read the artical linked in this post. i should not have.
my brain hurts."
ditto
reads cs lewis in class but can't get physics
what about lewis carrol? has he read any of carrol's math and logic puzzles? he might enjoy them and get a bit of mental scientific discipline. it's quite an interesting crossover, i've always thought.
"am i drunk enough to fit in???"
dunno.
I'm sober, myself.
parenting and drunk do not go together
Video sharks, above.
have had a few tonight. empty nest syndrome...
White boy video sheets
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just got here. am i drunk enough to fit in???
fokowi | Homepage | 07.12.08 - 11:37 pm | #
i'm not drunk at all. only had two beers. i am, however, naked.
parenting and drunk do not go together
speak for yourself
Hmmm. This Mondavi Merlot just isn't cutting it for me.
Too sweet.
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"When appointee Max Cleland resigned from the Commission, he called it "disgusting," "a scam" and "a national scandal," concluding "America is being cheated." He called the White House obstruction of the investigation through the withholding of needed information "Nixonian," and said that, "I, as a member of the commission, cannot look any American in the eye, especially family members of victims, and say the commission had full access. This investigation is now compromised." So much for the federal commission....The American public has been lied to about so many things since 2000. We've been lied to about the rational for invading Iraq, lied to about whether our government engages in warrantless wiretaps, lied to about engaging in torture, revealing the identity of a CIA agent, and whether anyone knew the levees in New Orleans would break. New Yorkers were lied to by our EPA saying the air was safe to breath. Therefore, it's hardly out of the question that we've been lied to about the events of 9/11."
http://www.nyc911initiative.org/faqs.htm
"parenting and drunk do not go together
speak for yourself"
ok - active parenting.
off duty drinking is required.
"Bring Daddy a beer.
And get one for yourself."
aimee mann works for me...
watched bill clinton speak at the national gov. assoc. today on cspan. wow. just wow.
that's all for tonight.
later all.
"My little nephew came to me and he said, 'Uncle, what's the difference between a hypothetical question and a realistic question?"' Mac said toward the end of his routine. "I said, I don't know, but I said, 'Go upstairs and ask your mother if she'd make love to the mailman for $50,000."'
"Hypothetically speaking, we should have $100,000. But realistically speaking we live with two hos," Mac said, delivering the joke's punchline.
Some attendees of the $2,300 per-person event immediately registered their displeasure with Mac's joke, and asked that he leave the stage.
"It's not funny. Let's get Barack on," one man shouted.
Mac introduced the Democratic presidential candidate shortly after and Obama called the comedian a "great friend." The Illinois senator also joked that Mac needs to "clean up [his] act."
"We can't afford to be divided by race. We can't afford to be divided by region or by class and we can't afford to be divided by gender, which by the way, that means, Bernie, you've got to clean up your act next time," he said. "This is a family affair. By the way, I'm just messing with you, man."
But the campaign issued a statement shortly after the event that was decidedly more serious in its condemnation of Mac's comments.
"Senstor Obama told Bernie Mac that he doesn't condone these statements and believes what was said was inappropriate," campaign spokeswoman Jen Psaki said.
Goddamn but Americans are uptight freaks.
Late to this thread, but imagine the reaction if a candidate couldn't, say, drive a car (the candidate would have to be a Dem of course).
Knowing how to work the internets is more important for a president than being able to drive a car, anyway.
From the interview:
Q: One of the things I heard a lot covering the Hillary Clinton campaign against Obama is that it is difficult to run against an African-American because every charge, every use of a word was fly-specked, for signs of potential prejudice. It just made things very complicated and constraining. I guess they felt vaguely there was some double-standard there. Have you found that?
Mr. McCain: I’d like to make a joke, but I won’t.
Just what sort of joke could McCain possibly have wanted to make?
"So these two black guys walk into a campaign office, and..."
And how hard do you think it was to stop himself?
When my daughter was 3 yrs old she sat
on my lap to type in words on one of
the original Apple couputers to learn how to spell.That was in 1984 that
computer had a plate in the back of
it with both Steves and Wos siginature
on it.That computer today 24 yrs latter is still working.I'm told it worth a ton of money.
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