I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
yoink!
yeah!
...that was truly an elegant new sheets call...
it got me out of bed...
This isn't going to make me go away.
Lunch, on the other hand, may.
...that was truly an elegant new sheets call...
Thank you! Maybe a bit too subtle...
i guess i better go to bed. since it's the weekend AND vacation, the girls will undoubtedly wake @ 6:30!
sweet dreams, witty folks.
...so elegant, in fact, that most folks apparently didn't pick up on it...
There's no such thing as an Immaculate Reception.
JeffCO
LIAR!
I saw it!
I saw it in the same sense as Mitt saw his Daddy in the Montgomery jail with Martin. Oh, wait. No, I really did see it on the teebee.
Heretic!
I just put on "Day of the Jackal" on the Sundance Channel. I have no idea what's going on, but the cars and 70's ambiance are worth the price of admission.
I still wish Thers would die in an accident involving a snowblower and his neighbor's cow.
Ha!
Damn, I still feel stupid when I do that.
Timely, indeed.
This is a nice new space.
saw it in the same sense as Mitt saw his Daddy in the Montgomery jail with Martin. Oh, wait. No, I really did see it on the teebee.
That, sir, is some funny shit.
I just put on "Day of the Jackal" on the Sundance Channel. I have no idea what's going on, but the cars and 70's ambiance are worth the price of admission.
Cool flick. And I hate to admit it, but I enjoyed the remake in a perverse sorta way.
Cowboys 20
Panthers 13
FINAL
I still wish Thers would die in an accident involving a snowblower and his neighbor's cow.
NTodd, Pinked Out
With or without a condom?
Ha!
Econ feels stupid when I do that.
fer cryin out loud.
Hallloooooooo! kenosha kid
I bought many delicious chocolates for my relatives christmas stockings today. Of course that made me think of you. Fondly.
There's no need to show this video.
No need at all.
With or without a condom?
Depends on whose turn it is to die in the wet spot.
"Day of the Jackal"
I remember totally rooting for the "bad guy"
Okay, the thread is beginning to convince me that Econ is Duncan. It has Econ written all over it.
See Brittany may be a failed star, but she is clearly superior to all of us in her failure.
Depends on whose turn it is to die in the wet spot.
NTodd, Pinked Out
So, you are a reincarnationist, eh?
I still wish Thers would die in an accident involving a snowblower and his neighbor's cow.
That is remarkably unkind.
Depends on whose turn it is to die in the wet spot.
NTodd, Pinked Out
I like the wet spot; it makes me feel engaged.
nothing wrong with elegant & subtle...
except when Chris Matthews tries it-- the "bad mommy" Hillary smothering the "lil' baby" Obama-- my god, the effort that goes into condescending to any & all Dems!
I heard thats a dood.
Isn't it enough that I believe that you believe in the Immaculate Reception? Incidentally, I saw an image of Franco Harris in my pancakes this morning, but I was hungry and ate them.
I heard thats a dood.
Gomez
Aye, I believe so
except when Chris Matthews tries it-- the "bad mommy" Hillary smothering the "lil' baby" Obama-- my god, the effort that goes into condescending to any & all Dems!
You know, that whole riff really REALLY pissed me off.
He was basically calling her a baby killer AND a dirty trickster at the same time.
What an asshole.
So, you are a reincarnationist, eh?
Every night. Helps me relax.
That is remarkably unkind.
Shut the fuck up, you insane fool.
"I still wish Thers would die in an accident involving a snowblower and his neighbor's cow."
True, he could have been more respectful of the cow's privacy.
Leave NTodd alone!!!
Of course that made me think of you. Fondly.
(blush)
heard thats a dood.
Could be a teh gaii teen.
Isn't it enough that I believe that you believe in the Immaculate Reception? Incidentally, I saw an image of Franco Harris in my pancakes this morning, but I was hungry and ate them.
JeffCO
My grapefruit always looks like Jack Tatum.
I like the wet spot; it makes me feel engaged.
It makes me feel wet and chivalrous.
Shut the fuck up, you insane fool.
Bite mah centaur ass, you insane, pink fuckety fuck.
So, you are a reincarnationist, eh?
Every night. Helps me relax.
NTodd, Pinked Out
That exchange is why I'm convinced that Haloscan censors me.
Wow.
That was even more fucked up than the original.
except when Chris Matthews tries it-- the "bad mommy" Hillary smothering the "lil' baby" Obama-- my god, the effort that goes into condescending to any & all Dems!
You know, that whole riff really REALLY pissed me
Sweet jumpin' jeebus, I thought that was a parody of his hyperbole. I'm for Edwards, but when I see crap like that (or MoDo's heatherish crap about the Ice Queen and Obambi) I root for Clinton and Obama
That video could have nicely existed outside my cone of reality. But no.
I guess now that I haz done all mah christmas shopping, I should wrap everything.
Bite mah centaur ass, you insane, pink fuckety fuck.
I'm not pink today. I miss my pink babes already, though. This week might have accelerated some of my plans.
fourlegs: yeah, and calling Obama a babe in the woods at the same time.
Matthews' scab writers must be better than his everyday ones.
Isn't it enough that I believe that you believe in the Immaculate Reception? Incidentally, I saw an image of Franco Harris in my pancakes this morning, but I was hungry and ate them.
JeffCO
Only if you change the law and make the textbook publishers enshrine my position in writing and make those godlessliberals teach the fucking controversy!
Matthews is an alter boy.
The person needs to use the dental plan too.
Chris Matthews has serious psychological issues. He really ought to get help.
Really, mental health authorities ought to take him, O'Reilly, Limbaugh and a few others and put them in an institution in front of fake mics and cameras. They could rant all day to their hearts' content without hurting anyone else, and the rest of us could get down to the business of fixing the country.
Wow.
That was even more fucked up than the original.
Cracked me right up.
Matthews' scab writers must be better than his everyday ones.
nick carraway
I'm thinking it's a combination of absinthe and antihistamines
Being on dial-up while traveling for the holidays means never having to look at the videos Atrios posts.
i have an offer to go sit together before the lit tree and wrap prezzies.
Actually, it was something like "Getcher dead ass in here and help!", but any togetherness will do......
Good night and good luck!
-
This week might have accelerated some of my plans.
NTodd, Pinked Out
This would be the ones having to do with your being laid again before the end of the millenia?
I would gladly trade the Immaculate Reception and five Super Bowls for Al Gore being President right now.
My grapefruit always looks like Jack Tatum.
I hear your favorite film is Swann In Love.
O'Reilly, Limbaugh and a few others and put them in an institution in front of fake mics and cameras
There was a movie about that, the ??? show...
I'm thinking it's a combination of absinthe and antihistamines
Jim, Collieresque
What an interesting idea.
[be back in a moment]
Sweet jumpin' jeebus, I thought that was a parody of his hyperbole. I'm for Edwards, but when I see crap like that (or MoDo's heatherish crap about the Ice Queen and Obambi) I root for Clinton and Obama
I'm for Edwards too, but that shit just pisses me off.
The woman is running for president- what's she supposed to do, not campaign? I didn't hear him complaining when chimpy went dirty in 2000 and 2004.
He really does need psychological halp.
Being on dial-up while traveling for the holidays means never having to look at the videos Atrios posts.
sdf (Stu), Doddmaniac
Living with dial-up means the same thing...every damned night...
Ahhhhh, the divergence in carreer paths btween Brittany and Jessica Simpson. Brittany is a car wreck that you cannot not sneak a peak at, even though you know there will be gory hideous body parts everywhere. But Jessica is looking good, doing adult contemporary radio rock stars and southern American Futboll stars, and the two of them have not a thimblefull of grey matter in their combined blonde skulls.
Fate is mean.
My grapefruit always looks like Jack Tatum.
Filed under things you don't hear every day.
Leave watertiger alone! You're lucky she even performs for you bastards!
Antisinthemines?
Emo chipmunks?
This would be the ones having to do with your being laid again before the end of the millenia?
The Senate tour guides--well, one in particular--changed *those* plans...
Emo chipmunks?
Alvin, Simon, Robert Smith!
My grapefruit always looks like Jack Tatum.
Maybe it is time to go grocery shopping?
Brittany is a car wreck that you cannot not sneak a peak at, even though you know there will be gory hideous body parts everywhere.
And the hilarious thing is that with all her nonsense, her recent single and album are selling well.
Leave watertiger alone! You're lucky she even performs for you bastards!
[runs out to nearest Hustler store to shoplift "Barely Legal" thong underwear]
My grapefruit always looks like Jack Tatum.
Darryl Stingley probably wished he had been hit by a grapefruit.
Which is also unkind, but not remarkably so.
The woman is running for president- what's she supposed to do, not campaign? I didn't hear him complaining when chimpy went dirty in 2000 and 2004.
Tweety (and others) love to talk about HRC's "raw ambition". But John McCain, who sucks the cocks of the men who called his wife a junkie and made racist aspersions about his daughter, and voted to authorize Bush to torture people "deserves to be president"
The Senate tour guides--well, one in particular--changed *those* plans...
Did she cut UR dick off?
OH NOES!!
Filed under things you don't hear every day. watertiger
Are you enjoying cool ocean breezes yet?
I also liked Obama's Foreign Affairs (heh) aide. I think she liked me, too.
Filed under things you don't hear every day.
watertiger
Like- the Jets are 20 point favorites.
Emo chipmunks
True sign the apocalypse is near...
[runs out to nearest Hustler store to shoplift "Barely Legal" thong underwear]
There R Hustler stores?
who knew?
"And the hilarious thing is that with all her nonsense, her recent single and album are selling well."
Those buying the album are the same folks are the ones who support failed CEOs 'cuz they are superior you know.
Are you enjoying cool ocean breezes yet?
Change of plans. Will get to enjoy the cool breezes of suburban NJ instead.
Did she cut UR dick off?
Sadly, she didn't even pay that much attention to me. But her tour group did--took pictures, even.
I think she was playing hard to get. The whole thing about calling the capitol cop on me was just her way of being coy.
Alvin, Simon, Robert Smith!
They're having dinner with the Spidermans.
I think she liked me, too.
U also think being poor is a good idea.
Like- the Jets are 20 point favorites.
*sigh*
Jessica Simpson is superior to most people.
There R Hustler stores?
who knew?
By the folks who brought you Frederick's of Tastee Freez.
I also liked Obama's Foreign Affairs (heh) aide. I think she liked me, too.
NTodd, Pinked Out
I know, the winter solstice in Vermont can be difficult.
What about, "The Mets have swept the series in four games!"
U also think being poor is a good idea.
Yes. I really do.
Nevada leads the nation in domestic travel expenditures per capita, followed by DC.
Jessica Simpson is a top?
I know, the winter solstice in Vermont can be difficult.
Long and hard.
I'm not a person who buys into the idea of the Apocalypse, but when the Detroit Lions started out having a winning season, I was getting worried. Fortunately they're back to the usual losing ways and we can all breathe easier.
Will get to enjoy the cool breezes of suburban NJ instead. watertiger
I sense you will paramuster the strength to go on.
"Jessica Simpson is a top?"
I think that would be ok with most menfolk.
As sick a perv as I am, I just do not find whalestail undies attractive or provocotive in any way.
Nevada leads the nation in domestic travel expenditures per capita, followed by DC.
"Please, get us out of here..."
Calling the capitol cop is being "coy"?
wow, that makes Pepe LePew look like a wallflower.
The whole thing about calling the capitol cop on me was just her way of being coy.
Isn't that supposed to be Capitalized?
As sick a perv as I am, I just do not find whalestail undies attractive or provocotive in any way.
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well, they do tend to bind.
I sense you will paramuster the strength to go on.
Ho-ho-kusses JeffCO out for that one.
As sick a perv as I am, I just do not find whalestail undies attractive or provocotive in any way.
Bad Art
I have to support my brother in pervocitude on this one.
I think she was playing hard to get. The whole thing about calling the capitol cop on me was just her way of being coy.
NTodd, Pinked Out |
Undoubtedly. In addition, your wearing pants may have been too subtle.
You are doing all of this peace and protesting stuff out of principle and conviction, right?
Or is there a guide for how to use your refusal to pay the wartax to get laid?
Will get to enjoy the cool breezes of suburban NJ instead. watertiger
I sense you will paramuster the strength to go on.
JeffCO
Caldwell that ends well.
You are doing all of this peace and protesting stuff out of principle and conviction, right?
No, it's just a new strategy to troll for babes.
All we are saying, is give cheese a pants...
West Virginia is last.
I know, the winter solstice in Vermont can be difficult.
Frank Miller has a new mashup graphic novel about it: Ermine Munster: Dark Knight of the Stole.
Caldwell that ends well.
Don't be a pain in Teaneck.
You are doing all of this peace and protesting stuff out of principle and conviction, right?
No, it's just a new strategy to troll for babes.
It appears to be just as successful as UR last strategy.
(canters away giggling)
Ho-ho-kusses JeffCO out for that one.
Wearing a cape may help you feel more cool.
Don't be a pain in Teaneck.
watertiger
Sorry. Didn't want to start another Nutley pun thread
You are doing all of this peace and protesting stuff out of principle and conviction, right?
No, it's just a new strategy to troll for babes.
NTodd, Pinked Out
...well, it was a new strategy in the 60's, too...
(canters away giggling)
fourlegsgood, on kitteh strike
No flirting!
BTW, from the thread below, the gymnast who had an extended thing with Wilt 10,00 was Cathy Rigby.
heh, he said extended.
It appears to be just as successful as UR last strategy.
I'm still tweaking it. I figure it'll prove to be successful before the war ends.
Ho-ho-kusses JeffCO out for that one.
[Take 2] Ho-ho-kusses and cherry hill dreams!
Tracking the delivery of presents online is cool.
You are doing all of this peace and protesting stuff out of principle and conviction, right?
No, it's just a new strategy to troll for babes.
NTodd, Pinked Out
...well, it was a new strategy in the 60's, too...
Jack K, The Grumpy Forester |
... well, and he's just trying to take being a Dirty Fucking Hippie to a more authentic and literal level.
I figure it'll prove to be successful before the war ends
Unfortunatly, it seems you'll have plenty of time to "turn the corner".
[Take 2] Ho-ho-kusses and cherry hill dreams!
Oh noes!
I figure it'll prove to be successful before the war ends
Unfortunatly, it seems you'll have plenty of time to "turn the corner".
FeralLiberal
Lets hope its not in its last throes.
Tracking the delivery of presents online is cool.
I can track the location of my peasants via online web-serfing.
[Take 2] Ho-ho-kusses and cherry hill dreams!
Alpine until we meet again.
Unfortunatly, it seems you'll have plenty of time to "turn the corner".
I just hope I never see light at the end of the tunnel...
I can track the location of my peasants via online web-serfing.
JeffCO
I'm getting Vassal 2.0 next week.
I figure it'll prove to be successful before the war ends
I give him another Freidman at most.
Alpine until we meet again.
You'd tell me if you edison while I was away wouldn't you?
I'm getting Vassal 2.0 next week.
okay, that made me laugh at loud.
You'd tell me if you edison while I was away wouldn't you?
the very thought of metuchen someone else?! Nay, good sir!
Of course, a concentrated surge could break down resistance...
I give him another Freidman at most.
The next 90 days are critical.
watertiger, U haZ mail.
Something that will horrify and crack you up.
Of course, a concentrated surge could break down resistance...
I have at least one little soldier ready to serve...
I can track the location of my peasants via online web-serfing.
JeffCO
I'm getting Vassal 2.0 next week.
Gomez |
There are many things one can do in such a manor, depending on the domain.
Something that will horrify and crack you up.
OOH!
Of course, a concentrated surge could break down resistance...
FeralLiberal
Only in a holy war.
I'm getting Vassal 2.0 next week.
Don't bother - assistance is feudal.
I have at least one little soldier ready to serve
He's likely to get an extended tour.
the very thought of metuchen someone else?! Nay, good sir!
I just thought I should wayne on the matter.
Good night!
YOW! It's Sexually Ambiguous Emo Thing!
Or Econ 102. Hard to tell the two of them apart, actually.
He's likely to get an extended tour.
If tour lasts more than 4 years, please consult Constitution...
I have at least one little soldier ready to serve...
Hoping to be stationed in West MILFord, no doubt.
If tour lasts more than 4 years
Keep that VA funding where it should be...
I have at least one little soldier ready to serve...
Private Ryan?
LAWYERS - SIGN UP TO DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION
And before the midnight hour strikes on the east coast, a solstice blessing on you all.
Cowboys 20
Panthers 13
FINAL
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12.22.07 - 11:20 pm | #
Thank you TKK, I will now impart the news to my old Esposo. He will be very pleased.
Why do I care wut jeans Brett Favre wears?
Because I fucking don't.
Crashing for teh evening.
'Night, denizens.
Thanks for the vid, Dunkin.
Jane Hamsher definitely needed another another outlet for her hysteria.
The United States doesn't assasinate.
Why do I care wut jeans Brett Favre wears?
Because I fucking don't.
fourlegsgood, on kitteh strike
Who is Brett Favre? Is he French?
I don't think anyone could have predicted that just as one sockpuppet vanished two more would appear.
Who is Brett Favre? Is he French?
I dunno, but he wears Wranglers, which makes him a wanker.
The United States doesn't assasinate.
bird
Okay, going to go wrap teh presents nao.
Kittehs say they iz going to halp me.
Is there a "cry out loud" emoticon?
My feet hurt. I gotta give demarest.
The United States doesn't assasinate.
bird
You're right...we outsource it...
Is there a "cry out loud" emoticon?
Darryl, pines for polar ice
No, that's an internal experience.
Who is Brett Favre? Is he French?
He's the secret lovechild of Shelley Fabares and Peter Faberge, conceived after hours at the Louvre.
Everybody poops.
And before the midnight hour strikes on the east coast, a solstice blessing on you all.
Now the days start getting longer!
And Leon's getting larrrrrrrrrrrger.
"Comment by Lubyanka blocked. [unkill][show comment]"
Seeing that never gets old!
NEVER!
My feet hurt. I gotta give demarest.
You should probably also skip the hackensack circle this week.
My puppy poops a lot. She loses like 10% of weight each time she does that.
Brett Favre is the greatest QB that ever strapped on a jock.
He's the secret lovechild of Shelley Fabares and Peter Faberge, conceived after hours at the Louvre.
JeffCO
Ah, part of the da Vinci Code.
And Leon's getting larrrrrrrrrrrger.
Who iz Leon?
Who iz Leon?
fourlegsgood, on kitteh strike
Airplane!!
You should probably also skip the hackensack circle this week
Jersey puns are hell on a midwesterner - guess I just gotta bend dover and take it...
And Leon's getting larrrrrrrrrrrger.
I thought I'd asked you NOT to tell everybody what my penis tattoo was...
Brett Favre is the greatest QB that ever strapped on a jock.
Gomez
So, he's gaii?
If Ripley gets any cuter, I think mah camera will explode trying to record her cutitude.
sheets
Airplane!!
Darryl, pines for polar ice
Ummm, okay.
Maddie is getting larger too.
"So, he's gaii?"
if that's what it takes - wearing a jock - my gym class in high school was weirder than I thought.
Who iz Leon?
"Airplane!" dude!
I will get to witness some Brett Favrvrrrvre worship firsthand tomorrow whilst spending the holidays among my Wisconsin in-laws. I'm guessing what jeans he wears are the least of what is discussed in these parts.
I learned tonight, for instance, that he and Tony Romo discussed the best places to hunt up here, and that Favre dissed Romo many years ago when he asked him for an autograph at training camp.
Ummm, okay.
Maddie is getting larger too.
fourlegsgood, on kitteh strike
No.
The movie: Airplane! It's a throwaway, laugh-line.
...hey, watertiger. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
whilst spending the holidays among my Wisconsin in-laws
Not that there's anything wrong with that....
Romo's from my town. Sucks that he plays for Dallas.
Airplane!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y...h?
v=Yo_dnfOaEX0
As I've said before watching this silly little baby fag:
I risked my ass for this?!
Gay liberation wasn't worth it if Crocker's Britney rant is the result. We failed utterly.
My feet hurt. I gotta give demarest.
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u typing wit ur toez?
Hey...
Ha-ha, some teenagers are kind of weird.
Hilarious. Let's point and laugh.
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