I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
music!
we all want to be rock stars!
much better than politicians!
or baseball players...
hm
she scores!
Or wealthy for no reason!
Literally dozens of McCain fans.
I'm a bit under the weather today, so I'm praying nobody posts any lyrics to "Raising McCain". I'd actually like to be able to keep my lunch down.
*terrorist fist bump: ina
oh, i think the 20 second rule may be disabled.
maybe not.
always classy, those Republicans.
is it true this guy's singing partner is for Obama?
INA!!
xxoxoxoxo
Lee Greenwood had "other commitments" and was unable to attend.
*terrorist fist bump: ina
Deacon Blues
sweet!
and a little hip-shakin' victory dance.
The free concert, sponsored by the Florida Republican Party, attracted several hundred people including a fan sporting a homemade T-shirt saying, "Don't let the USA become an Obama-Nation."
Heh. "Several hundred people." Without the free concert, McStain would have drawn his usual two dozen diehards.
"If it ain't white, it ain't right"-John Rich
is it true this guy's singing partner is for Obama?
It's called "hedging your bet"...
xxoxoxoxo
Uncle Blodge, Urban Teacher | 08.02.08 - 1:56 pm |
Uncle Blodge!
How's it goin' today?
Maybe Obama should run an ad comparing McCain to Minnie Pearl and Grandma from the Beverly Hillbillies.
Another large rally for McBush. Hundreds of people.
Maybe Obama should run an ad comparing McCain to Minnie Pearl and Grandma from the Beverly Hillbillies.
Stadium Blitzer
Liz Taylor and Mickey Rooney?
is Ann Miller still with us?
"
How's it goin' today?"
ok I guess
dishes washed lunch et and laundry distributed
you?
From below:
That sort of thing really started back in the 1600's in North America with earthworms in ship ballast.
In a nutshell, the eastern part of the continent looks vastly different than it did before European contact.
Doc
True, but the RATE of invasives entering the ecosystem vastly accelerated once the St. Lawrence Seaway opened in '59 - and REALLY accelerated with the global trade initiatives in the '80s and '90s.
Heh. "Several hundred people." Without the free concert, McStain would have drawn his usual two dozen GOP plants and campaign workers. Lime Rickey
Adjusted your meds.
Maybe Obama should run an ad comparing McCain to Minnie Pearl and Grandma from the Beverly Hillbillies.
Heavens! How uncivil!! The geniuses in Obama's advertising braintrust won't hear of it!!!
It looks like Joementum is contagious...
I've come to believe that there is a very simple formula to writing a country music hit song nowadays. Just pick out a hackneyed cliche, set it to a country beat, and get somebody wearing a giant hat and a shirt that looks like a pillow case with armholes to sing it.
[Disclaimer: This most adamantly does not apply to the classics like George Jones or Johnny Cash]
Ooooh,the crowd are going wild
Without the free concert, McStain would have drawn his usual two dozen
"Straight Talk Express" media whores desperate to suck his flaccid dick.
All typos corrected!
rem remix the end of the world as we know it
Moon Martin: bad news
Alice Copper: Freedom
I've come to believe that there is a very simple formula to writing a country music hit song nowadays. Just pick out a hackneyed cliche,
Was it John Prine who did the seven things in all country songs?
Just got out of prison on a rainy night and my pick up truck broke down on the way to see my dyin' momma?
True, but the RATE of invasives entering the ecosystem vastly accelerated once the St. Lawrence Seaway opened in '59 - and REALLY accelerated with the global trade initiatives in the '80s and '90s.
Roadmaster, Milwaukee Off
Oh, I'm not saying that what is happening now doesn't matter, but it would be devilishly hard to fight without closing down global trade. I don't necessarily have to have more cheap crap from China, but I do like my Toyota.
Let me guess... "Raising McCain" has 3 backup singers.... right?
Without the free concert, McStain would have drawn his usual two dozen
"Straight Talk Express" media whores desperate to suck his flaccid dick AND EAT ALL THE BARBECUE MORSELS.
All typos corrected!
dave™©
NOW all the typos have been corrected.
Seriously, isn't John Rich something of a "star" in the wonderful world of country music? And you can't get more than a "couple hundred" (keeping in mind the AP reporter no doubt multiplied the actual "crowd" by a factor of at least 1.5) to show up for a FREE show?
That's like putting up a sign for "FREE BEER" on Skid Row and nobody showing up because it's Olympia...
"Straight Talk Express" media whores desperate to suck his flaccid dick.
All typos corrected! dave™©
How uncivil.
"Hundreds."
heh.
.
The 34-year old Rich, saying he was feeling "a little feisty," delivered a tune about American conquest with the introduction, "Here's an oldie but goodie about America kicking a little butt."
Before playing Johnny Cash's "Walk the Line," he declared that the song was tantamount to a McCain endorsement.
"Somebody's got to walk the line in the country. They've got to walk it unapologetically," he said. "And I'm sure Johnnny Cash would have been a John McCain supporter if he was still around."
Clueles punk. Johnny Cash spent his life despising hypocritical POS's like McInsane.
I think Prine helped write it, but 'twas David Allan Coe
Don't let the USA become an Obama-Nation.
Evil, evil people.
I wish the South would secede so these asswipes could go to Hell in their own handbasket. And I say that as a Southerner who would have to emmigrate to the United States.
NOW all the typos have been corrected.
I stand corrected!
30 lashes with a wet noodle!!!
The free concert, sponsored by the Florida Republican Party, attracted several hundred people
Well, maybe a hundred. Or so. A couple dozen minimum.
I'm sure Johnnny Cash would have been a John McCain supporter if he was still around.
This slimy little closet case wingnut motherfucker doesn't have the right to breathe the same fucking air Johnny Cash breathed.
Shut your fucking piehole, Gomer.
Republicans have become 100% disgusting with regard to partisanship. That is completely driven by talk radio and expanded by Fox News.
I don't even want to associate with them at all anymore because of the hate-filled drivel they are consumed with. Their worldview is just too distorted to deal with.
Before playing Johnny Cash's "Walk the Line," he declared that the song was tantamount to a McCain endorsement.
"Somebody's got to walk the line in the country. They've got to walk it unapologetically," he said. "And I'm sure Johnnny Cash would have been a John McCain supporter if he was still around."
BZZZZZT. Fucking idiot.
"I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison
and I went to pick her up in the rain
but before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
she got run over by a damned old train"
If you spend any sort of time in southern bars, you're going to know those lyrics by heart.
dt'd
IIRC, individual tax resistance with limited income and low public visibility usually means no trouble.
is this the same for paying/getting paid UTT?
just wonderin'
Oh, I'm not saying that what is happening now doesn't matter, but it would be devilishly hard to fight without closing down global trade. I don't necessarily have to have more cheap crap from China, but I do like my Toyota.
Doc
There are ways. Onshore ballast treatment (rather than direct discharge to the water). Transfer cargo in saltwater ports to other vessels.
Costs, yes. But what are the costs of a decimated Great Lakes System?
From the link:
"And I'm sure Johnnny Cash would have been a John McCain supporter if he was still around."
Aligning with dead drunks is always a good idea.
"Somebody's got to walk the line in the country. They've got to walk it unapologetically," he said. "And I'm sure Johnnny Cash would have been a John McCain supporter if he was still around."
I dare him to say that in front of Roseanne Cash. Johnny Cash was, IIRC, a personal friend of Al Gore, and thought the Iraq invasion was seven kinds of stupid.
If John Rich is such a gung-ho motherfucking patriot, why hasn't he enlisted?
Torture is fun, Johnny! You can find out for yourself!
If you spend any sort of time in southern bars, you're going to know those lyrics by heart.
Doc
Ahem. Those particular lyrics were written by a Chicago native.
But he did mean them ironically.
Obama agrees 3 debates with Maverick
Is John Rich gonna be singing?
Man...what an endorsement!
IIRC, individual tax resistance with limited income and low public visibility usually means no trouble.
is this the same for paying/getting paid UTT?
just wonderin' notrocketscience
No clue but probably.
dave™©: This slimy little closet case wingnut motherfucker doesn't have the right to breathe the same fucking air Johnny Cash breathed.
The local PBS station has a great promo spot that uses this:
I fly a starship across the Universe divide
And when I reach the other side
I'll find a place to rest my spirit if I can
Perhaps I may become a highwayman again
Or I may simply be a single drop of rain
But I will remain
And I'll be back again, and again and again and again and again
Yep. Sounds like a GOPer to me!
.
I really need to work on my reading comprehension. 
The rockabilly players from the 50's were a lot more liberal than the current bumpkins like this nobody Rich.
always classy, those Republicans.
is it true this guy's singing partner is for Obama?
BlueinColorado | 08.02.08 - 1:56 pm |
Yes. And apparently Mr. Rich feels a bit put upon and picked on with all those liberal musicians and artists. Poor baby.
"And I'm sure Johnnny Cash would have been a John McCain supporter if he was still around."
Wait a minute, doesn't that statement sound a bit (or more than a bit), shall we say, presumptuous?
Maybe Obama should run an ad comparing McCain to Minnie Pearl and Grandma from the Beverly Hillbillies.
Stadium Blitzer
If you spend any sort of time in southern bars, you're going to know those lyrics by heart.
Doc
You don't have to call me darlin', darlin'.
You never even called me by my name.
(Helluva sing-along on the chicken-wire circuit - agreed!)
The rockabilly players from the 50's were a lot more liberal than the current bumpkins like this nobody Rich.
billy b
Johnny, Carl and Jerry Lee would have taken turns beating the shit out of this asshat.
ABC News' Sunlen Miller reports: Sen. Barack Obama received an intriguing question during his town hall in Titusville, Fla.: What role would he have Sen. John McCain -- and Sen. Joe Lieberman -- play in his administration if he is elected?
The presumptive Democratic nominee first joked that he was being set up to get in trouble, but then answered, “Sen. McCain, I would have him serve in the role of loyal opposition, in the minority.”
Obama said that there is an important function to the role in his mind: “It’s important to have an opposition that is keeping you on your toes and giving you a hard time and calling you out if you're not doing what you say you’re going to do.”
Just don't let McStain sup at your breast like he did at Dumbya's. It's unseemly.
The rockabilly players from the 50's were a lot more liberal than the current bumpkins like this nobody Rich.
No-talent motherfuckers like Rich and his ilk have absolutely NOTHING to do with "playing".
They're the white trash equivalent of Britney Spears and that gal that sings the "I Kissed a Girl" song - total studio creations that can't exist outside a computerized echo chamber.
And again - Rich is 34. Why isn't he in the Army?
If you spend any sort of time in southern bars, you're going to know those lyrics by heart.
Doc
"Yew doan' haff ta call me Charley PRIIIIIIDDDDEEE . . . "
(Helluva sing-along on the chicken-wire circuit - agreed!)
[raises hand]
Been there, done that.
They're the white trash equivalent of Britney Spears and that gal that sings the "I Kissed a Girl" song - total studio creations that can't exist outside a computerized echo chamber.
LEAVE JILL SOUBULE ALLLLOONNNNNEEEEE!
I'm fine with the Greatest Country and Western Song Ever Written being the work of a Chicago native. But I'd also like to find a decent dive bar to drink in where they didn't play it 4 times a night.
No, I did not mean Jill Sobule. I was referring to the gal that's making her a shitload of money.
"Yew doan' haff ta call me Charley PRIIIIIIDDDDEEE . . . "
jac |
Now, ya gotta give David Allen Coe props for getting the vocal stylings right.
...and you don't have to call me, Merle Haggard anymore
even thought you're on my fightin' side
But I'd also like to find a decent dive bar to drink in where they didn't play it 4 times a night.
"There's a teeeeeeerrrrr in my beeeeeeeerrrr...."
Johnny, Carl and Jerry Lee would have taken turns beating the shit out of this asshat.
Yep. They were all poor as church mice and didn't have much love for the rich man, the military, or republics.
No, I did not mean Jill Sobule. I was referring to the gal that's making her a shitload of money.
dave™©
So I take it there's a current cover going round?
Obama response ad:
The None.
Clips of McCain stumbling, giving that rictus grin, envisioning everything he's going to accomplish interspersed with appropriate movie clips. The difference is you put your serious positive message up front then you introduce the "fun" part.
sry days of pearly spencer
Yew doan' haff ta call me Charley PRIIIIIIDDDDEEE . . .
Bobby Womack did a country album, and wanted to call it "Step Aside, Charley Pride, and Let Another Nigger Try!"
Now, ya gotta give David Allen Coe props for getting the vocal stylings right.
LittlePig
And the great (and Jewish) Steve Goodman for a great parody.
BTW, if you haven't heard Buddy and Julie Miller's "Little Darling," you're missing out. It's as hilarious a parody as this song.
So I take it there's a current cover going round?
Somewhat popular with the kids, apparently...
There has to be some way we can lure Dick'n'Chimpy to the Hague so they can slam the door.
I bet if we tell them it's a dove huntin', NASCAR, and brush clearin' party. With free pretzels.
My favorite karaoke song to sing is "Okie From Muskogee". People think I'm nuts.
Better than Lee Greenwood once a...week, no...month, no...year...getting closer...
Ever again? Yep.
Anybody know of a list of country stars for Obama?
Red necks, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.
Afternoon, all.
Are we hating on anybody I should know about?
Johnny, Carl and Jerry Lee would have taken turns beating the shit out of this asshat.
LittlePig
Roy Orbison would even beat up that ten-gallon twerp.
McCain isn't even really running for president. He's just goofin' and having some fun.
"Somebody's got to walk the line in the country. They've got to walk it unapologetically," he said. "And I'm sure Johnnny Cash would have been a John McCain supporter if he was still around."
I dare him to say that in front of Roseanne Cash. Johnny Cash was, IIRC, a personal friend of Al Gore, and thought the Iraq invasion was seven kinds of stupid.
BlueinColorado | 08.02.08 - 2:06 pm |
Yes.
No-talent motherfuckers like Rich and his ilk have absolutely NOTHING to do with "playing".
Settle down there, hoss. The players I was referring to were the ones from the 50's.
I wear it for the sick and lonely old,
For the reckless ones whose bad trip left them cold,
I wear the black in mournin’ for the lives that could have been,
Each week we lose a hundred fine young men.
I think Cash would not be an enthusiastic McCain supporter were he alive today.
So I take it there's a current cover going round?
LittlePig
Not a cover - another song with the same title:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t...h?
v=tAp9BKosZXs
what happens when you play a country record backwards?
you gitcher truck back, you gitcher job back, you gitcher wummin back...
[ducks]
Well, maybe a hundred. Or so. A couple dozen minimum.
sidhra
and a dozen of those were cops or food vendors.
Johnny Cash used to have a name for crap-country bands. He called them "Hat Acts".
Here is a picture of John Rich
Note what is on his head.
My favorite karaoke song to sing is "Okie From Muskogee". People think I'm nuts.
Zap Rowsdower
We all have a Dark Side.
An inconvenient truth - B. Obama now supports offshore drilling.
Politics as usual for the Dems. At least the conservative radio shows I listen to call out McCain where he makes mistakes. Not the Dems - the Messiah can do no wrong.
I say, Barry's gonna need a bigger bus to throw all those liberals under!
Is this really the "change" y'all were looking for?
Roy Orbison would even beat up that ten-gallon twerp.
Roadmaster, Milwaukee Office
I don't think you need an 'even' there. The Lusicous Orb was a lot tougher character than he appeared.
Some asshat thinks the Man In Black was a conservative?
I really give up on these shitheels.
Read the fucking words, dumbass.
Settle down there, hoss. The players I was referring to were the ones from the 50's.
billy b
FARON YOUNG, BITCHES!
Several hundred people?
:lol
My favorite karaoke song to sing is "Okie From Muskogee". People think I'm nuts.
Zap Rowsdower
I'm really not a country fan, but there's a Haggard song called "If we make it through December" that brings a tear to my eye almost no matter who sings it.
I wonder what McSerialCheater's first wife would think of this "I Walk the Line" refrain:
I find it very, very easy to be true
I find myself alone when each day is through
Yes, I'll admit that I'm a fool for you
Because you're mine, I walk the line
Anybody know of a list of country stars for Obama?
Bobby St. Chomsky |
well, there's me 
I'm really not a country fan, but there's a Haggard song called "If we make it through December" that brings a tear to my eye almost no matter who sings it.
Oh yeah. Like that one.
I'm probably the only person my age that's got Buck Owens on their iPod.
yeah, where's the dogpile? practicing Journalmalism 101. Needta go a-fact-checkin'
John Rich, born in 1974, was 29 when the Iraq war started. I note he did not sign up.
I'm probably the only person my age that's got Buck Owens on their iPod.
Zap Rowsdower
Ahem. "Act Naturally"
I don't think you need an 'even' there. The Lusicous Orb was a lot tougher character than he appeared.
Had to be a scrapper to play in the dives they performed in. I've heard stories from my old man who was frequenting the kinds of clubs these cats played in the early 50's.
You gotta like The Hag. I'm not much of a country listener either, but sometimes there is no choice in the aforementioned southern bars.
My favorite karaoke song to sing is "Okie From Muskogee". People think I'm nuts.
Zap Rowsdower
I'll see you and raise you an "I'm Just a Yonson from Wisconsin"
Not the Dems - the Messiah can do no wrong.
Texaschilibean | 08.02.08 - 2:16 pm | #
Right. Like nobody here is pissed because Obama's a mushy DLC centrist.
Do you even read what gets posted here before you come over and say really stupid shit?
Anybody know of a list of country stars for Obama?
Bobby St. Chomsky |
well, there's me
ina
And Charley PRIIIIIIIIDDDDDDE.
Are we hating on anybody I should know about?
Just the usual batch of right-wing britches-pissing cowards who aren't fit to wipe Carl Perkins' ass...
Zap Rowsdower: I'm probably the only person my age that's got Buck Owens on their iPod.
How 'bout Tom T. Hall?
He's from Olive Hill, KY, y'know.
.
I don't care what anyone says, yodelling is not music.
TexasFuckKnob is a shit eating dog.
Because you're mine, I walk the line
A. Morphous, McJerked around
As I understand it, McStain's first wife can hardly walk anymore. Will he dump the USA just like her?
I'll see you and raise you an "I'm Just a Yonson from Wisconsin"
Sorry... (turns over cards, spells out "Asshole from El Paso")
Hi Simelsly. Where were you? Are you going to use Goy Rogers or it's over?
Are you on top of your game?
Had to be a scrapper to play in the dives they performed in.
billy b
Damn straight. There's a reason 'break a beer bottle on the table' became a cliche. Tough, tough joints.
Yeah, walkin' on the fightin' side of me.
Runnin' down the way of life,
Our fightin' men have fought and died to keep.
If you don't love it, leave it:
Let this song I'm singin' be a warnin'.
If you're runnin' down my country, man,
You're walkin' on the fightin' side of me.
Gotta love ol' Merle!
I'm probably the only person my age that's got Buck Owens on their iPod.
Zap Rowsdower
Somewhere in the family photo albums is a photo of me as a kid with Don Rich and the rest of Buck's band at some state fair show in Mississippi.
One wonders what the California boys thought of the real South.
How 'bout Tom T. Hall?
Got some sitting around here somewhere...
I don't care what anyone says, yodelling is not music.
melior
The power of Jimmie Rodgers compels you! The power of Jimmie Rodgers compels you!
Goat fondler! I saw what you did there. Stupid Villagers need to be stomped. (Figuratively, of course, withering ridicule and expulsion from their cocktail parties is so much more satisfying than blood anyway.)
I once played a chicken-wire bar in Ft. Gay, WV.
I think everyone there's just pissed at the name of the place.
.
Merle Haggard needs to kick that Rich pretender's ass.
Rumor has it that Gram Parsons tried to get Merle Haggard to produce one of the Flying Burrito Brothers' albums out in Bakersfield, but he wasn't having any of it.
John Rich, born in 1974, was 29 when the Iraq war started. I note he did not sign up.
A. Morphous, McJerked around
Hey, he's doing his part by raking in the bucks in this country keeping up the spirits of the people who are fighting and paying for the war, so they won't overthrow the people who are hiding and profiting from the war.
Why, it's almost like he's out on the front lines himself!
Sorry... (turns over cards, spells out "Asshole from El Paso")
dave™©
You've played this game before, haven't you stranger? 
I can only predict the obvious : )
meh. prediction smediction.
it was flaunted
but you were still wronged, right?
funny how those carousel goalposts come back around to the beginning.
Truth: Merle was a vocal supporter of Hillary in the primary.
Not sure where he stands now (but were he to play at the DNC in Denver, it would sure rattle McCain's ilk).
BTW, my lovely wife used to work with a guy that played on that first Chinga Chavin elpee that produced "Asshole from El Paso".
The core of that band plays around the Bay Area as The Delta Dogs.
Tell Johnny Guitar Yours Truly sent you!
The free concert, sponsored by the Florida Republican Party, attracted several hundred people
It's hard to accomodate portable intravenous drips for more people than that.
Hi Simelsly. Where were you? Are you going to use Goy Rogers or it's over?
Are you on top of your game?
eine Heidelberre | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 2:20 pm | #
Hey -- it's everybody's favorite Aggie transvestite Allen Butler/limpy/mim/annie and his groovy new nym.
Hey Al -- how are the Austin Dungeons and Dragons meetups going?
Got to first base with a nerd chick yet?
You've played this game before, haven't you stranger?
Me and my uncle...
I like that Zappa tune, "Kittehs and Beer."
.
Truth: Merle was a vocal supporter of Hillary in the primary.
Merle's been a pretty vocal anti-conservative for at LEAST the past ten years.
Johnny, Carl and Jerry Lee would have taken turns beating the shit out of this asshat.
LittlePig
Roy Orbison would even beat up that ten-gallon twerp.
Roadmaster, Milwaukee Office | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 2:15 pm
Willie Nelson could melt him down for biofuel.
I once played a chicken-wire bar in Ft. Gay, WV.
I think everyone there's just pissed at the name of the place.
.
Jeffraham Prestonian
Sister city to Louisa, Kentucky, and just up the road from Saltpetre.
BTW, my lovely wife used to work with a guy that played on that first Chinga Chavin elpee that produced "Asshole from El Paso".
The core of that band plays around the Bay Area as The Delta Dogs.
Tell Johnny Guitar Yours Truly sent you!
dave™© | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 2:23 pm | #
The drummer from my band did the Playboy Channel Cable Special as part of Chinga's band. He may be on the record as well...
And yet, Arlo Guthrie continues to support Ron Paul...
Free pot would've helped.
Or something from Cindy's stash.
Rich is 34. Why isn't he in the Army?
I am in the Army.
The Army of Jesus.
[strums G-major chord]
Willie Nelson could melt him down for biofuel.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins
Plant him in the Back Forty to fertilize the five-leaf ferns.
jac: Sister city to Louisa, Kentucky, and just up the road from Saltpetre.
My mom's Mom lived in Louisa for many, many years.
I love how you get to Ft. Gay from Louisa: Take the bridge, and when you get to the middle of it, take a right!
.
Simelsly, so you are on top of your game! Great. You go first. Say when.
I just love playing. I am happy you do too.
Merle's been a pretty vocal anti-conservative for at LEAST the past ten years.
dave™© | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 2:25 pm | #
"We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee."
The relevant word was "in."
Merle was never the redneck asshole people thought he was.
It's hard to accomodate portable intravenous drips for more people than that.
Stunt Woman
Eddy are you kidding
Didn't Merle Haggard write an anti-war song recently?
On c-span2/BookTV
Chris Myers Asch talked about his book, The Senator and the Sharecropper: The Freedom Struggles of James O. Eastland and Fannie Lou Hamer. In his book Mr. Asch profiles the lives of former Democratic senator, James O. Eastland (MS) and sharecropper Fannie Lou Hamer against the backdrop of the political and social upheaval that took place in Sunflower County, Mississippi, which was a center for cotton production during the 1950's and 60's. Mr. Asch read excerpts from his book and responded to audience members' questions.
http://inside.c-
spanarchives.org...ecord=557955891
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Willie Nelson could melt him down for biofuel.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins
Limpballs is good for a cross country trip.
Buckeye has mail.
the double knits
they are the pits
I just love playing. I am happy you do too.
eine Heidelberre | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 2:27 pm | #
Seriously, Allen -- I have lots of dating tips for you.
Number one: Make sure you have your mom's credit card number ready when you're going to talk to a girl.
Or something from Cindy's stash.
shhh, she probably didn't declare that for taxes
Merle was never the redneck asshole people thought he was.
steve hüssein® simels
Not even close. good dude, I work with his grandson and hope to meet the man when he comes this way.
I loves me some Gear Daddies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c...h?
v=cvC_rV0qt_Y
simels, you attract some seriously disturbed "fans."
US soldiers charged with permanently "disappearing" an Iraqi detainee
http://www.mnf-iraq.com/index.ph...1586&
Itemid=128
Cry Baby Cry is a pretty evil sounding song.
For JP.
Just up the road a piece, at Prichard. 1988.
Anybody know of a list of country stars for Obama?
. There used to be a group called "Music Row Democrats "..not sure if they're still around. But people like Emmylou Harris have always been strong supporters of the Democrats. Toby Keith and Tim McGraw are both Democrats, I think. So despite the rep of country music and the GOP, people can surprise you.
I don't care what anyone says, yodelling is not music.
melior
Now yer're on the fighting side of me.
Yodeling is cool.
I think the new anti-war is called " America First"
Dolly's fairly liberal on odd Tuesdays.
permanently "disappearing" an Iraqi detainee
he probably had stashes everywhere
I loves me some Gear Daddies.
You can't avoid Martin Zellar in this town.
Toby Keith is a Democrat!? That's news to me.
Monday night, Mrs. Blues and I are going to see Steely Dan.
I think the new anti-war is called "America First"
yep, no loose cannons
Toby Keith and Tim McGraw are both Democrats, I think.
T4TN
What about that whole Dixie Chicks thing? FUTK tshirt?
eenie meanie eine ho
catch ol' mimi by the toe
yes she's crazy and she blows
eenie meanie eine ho
simels, you attract some seriously disturbed "fans."
Snow (D-SC) | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 2:29 pm | #
You have no idea.
Toby Keith is a Democrat!? That's news to me.
Doc
He made the claim on Colbert.
I think that whole "boot up your ass" thing is fucking with his career now.
Amazon.com is buying AbeBooks. The world is small.
and the debut of a song he had written especially for the presumptive GOP nominee, "Raising McCain."
shouldn't that be "Raising Lazarus?"
Toby Keith is a Democrat!? That's news to me.
So's Richard Perle.
Toby Keith is a Democrat!? That's news to me.
A patriotic Democrat who loves his country and its people. Tell me you're buying into GOPer crap fantasies.
The free concert, sponsored by the Florida Republican Party, attracted several hundred people
It's hard to accomodate portable intravenous drips for more people than that.
it's tough to put too many walkers in one location
they become something of a hazard
jac: Just up the road a piece, at Prichard. 1988.
Kewl!
Can that structure be seen from U.S. 23? If so, I've probably seen it, but it's been about 25 years since I was last up there.
.
Toby Keith is a Democrat!? That's news to me.
Supposedly. Doesn't help that he thinks lynching is cool 'cause his Pappy did it...
Could I borrow a few points of somebody's blood pressure? 114/70 isn't really enough. 'Enkew.
Simels, you can do better than that, can't you? I thought you fancied yourself as a writer.
Were you tipsy last night? How many working computers do you have? I have one.
My little nephew was a huge Toby Keith fan for a long time. He may still be one.
I've never been able to decide whether I did the right thing by telling him that Keith was making millions off other people's suffering.
Toby Keith is a Democrat!? That's news to me.
Doc | 08.02.08 - 2:31 pm |
He claims he is.
http://www.outsidethebeltway.com...keith_democrat/
Of course his idea of a democrat and mine don't exactly match.
Razing McCain
it's tough to put too many walkers in one location
they become something of a hazard
fourlegsgood, evil empire
They should hold it at a Buick dealership; they all could get their LeSabres and Park Avenues serviced at the same time.
permanently "disappearing" an Iraqi detainee
Nah, I saw where a US officer said they were just "cleansing" the neighborhood of terra-ists.
Amazon.com is buying AbeBooks. The world is small.
I don't know that I like that very much.
Could I borrow a few points of somebody's blood pressure? 114/70 isn't really enough. 'Enkew.
GWPDA yclept Damaged H
U can have some of mine.
BBL
Simels, you can do better than that, can't you? I thought you fancied yourself as a writer.
Don't look now, but swami's pwning your ass.
Later, celebrities, off to do some errands.
Were you tipsy last night? How many working computers do you have? I have one.
eine Heidelberre | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 2:33 pm | #
Another dating tip, Allen: When one of those cute nerd chicks from the D&D meetup says something to you, always respond "What's the matter -- you got the rag on? You got the rag on?"
Chicks dig that the most.
They should hold it at a Buick dealership; they all could get their LeSabres and Park Avenues serviced at the same time.
Now there's a plan.
The free concert, sponsored by the Florida Republican Party, attracted several hundred people
It's hard to accomodate portable intravenous drips for more people than that.
they become something of a hazard
fourlegsgood, evil empire | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 2:33 pm | #
Turn that noise down!
Could I borrow a few points of somebody's blood pressure?
'Oh, a little more oil-drilling never hurt anybody much.'
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Could I borrow a few points of somebody's blood pressure? 114/70 isn't really enough. 'Enkew.
GWPDA yclept Damaged H
Watching Bush give a speech always adds lots of points to mine.
115/76, right now, GWPDA. I don't have much to give, today.
they become something of a hazard
fourlegsgood, evil empire | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 2:33 pm
How are the gurls adjusting to the new abode?
Could I borrow a few points of somebody's blood pressure? 114/70 isn't really enough. 'Enkew.
GWPDA yclept Damaged Historian
Normally I don't recommend this, but Rush Limbaugh or Sean Hannity websites are good for at least 25 systolic and 15 diastolic.
Toby Keith is a Democrat!? That's news to me.
It's news to a lot of people. He calls himself a conservative Democrat and has said positive things about McCain, Hillary and Obama.
He said this:
“People don’t realize that I’m a registered Democrat,” he says. “They automatically assume that I’m a chest-banging, war-drum-pounding Republican with my military stance.”
But he also compared himself to Joe Lieberman. So...to say the least, it's a very mixed bag.
Amazon.com is buying AbeBooks. The world is small.
masculine_monica_nyc
Awful, awful news.
I buy too many books. I've been using abebooks for at least a dozen years now.
Damn, damn, damn...
How's Kindle?
Amazon.com is buying AbeBooks. The world is small.
I don't know that I like that very much.
GWPDA yclept Damaged Historian | 08.02.08 - 2:35 pm | #
Soon, all will become Amazon and Google.
Can that structure be seen from U.S. 23? If so, I've probably seen it, but it's been about 25 years since I was last up there.
.
Jeffraham Prestonian
It's right by US52.
FUTK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlO8xaAIazE
How are the gurls adjusting to the new abode?
Quite well, thank you.
There is a long hall with a nice tile floor that Maddie has discovered is an excellent place for skedaddling.
“People don’t realize that I’m a registered Democrat,” he says. “They automatically assume that I’m a chest-banging, war-drum-pounding Republican with my military stance.”
Just a few lousy songs about lynching and attacking other countries without provocation, and the guy is typecast.
It's so very unfair.
Could I borrow a few points of somebody's blood pressure? 114/70 isn't really enough. 'Enkew.
GWPDA
Just turn on MSNBC or FOX. Fix you right up.
How are the gurls adjusting to the new abode?
Quite well, thank you.
There is a long hall with a nice tile floor that Maddie has discovered is an excellent place for skedaddling.
fourlegsgood, evil empire | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 2:38 pm | #
She'd probably like some marbles to go with that tile hallway.
There is a long hall with a nice tile floor that Maddie has discovered is an excellent place for skedaddling.
halls are great for throwing/sliding objects down, too
Nah, I saw where a US officer said they were just "cleansing" the neighborhood of terra-ists.
Pretty much the way the SS "cleansed" the Warsaw Ghetto of terra-ists in 1943.
I may owe buckeye a beverage
halls are great for throwing/sliding objects down, too
milkrings
There is a long hall with a nice tile floor that Maddie has discovered is an excellent place for skedaddling.
fourlegsgood, evil empire | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 2:38 pm | #
Hey toots -- I didn't realize you had moved. I owe you an adult beverage as a housewarming present next time we meet...
CNBC announcer not a GOP spokesmodel this morning - "Democrats go on vacation and do nothing about high gas prices."
What would the attack announcer said if the Democrats had passed a price freeze or something?
okay, off to do a few errand, then it's more unpacking
Simelsly, your becoming unglued. The mimi post at 2:35, it's your home page. Why, since Mimi's been banned have you posted so many times under her name? And why now? What is it with you?
halls are great for throwing/sliding objects down, too
virgotex |
Or pug bowling: http://www.break.com/index/
pug_b...ug_bowling.html
What about that whole Dixie Chicks thing? FUTK tshirt?
He's a schmuck, mostly?
And obviously, he followed the time-honored tradition of churning out a "the USA's gonna kick yer ass" song because it's easy and it sells. It's been like that for..ever.
Jeezus, Steve. It's disconcerting.
Hey toots -- I didn't realize you had moved. I owe you an adult beverage as a housewarming present next time we meet...
mimi | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 2:40 pm | #
Okay!
The Vogues'(from Pittsburgh)"Five O'Clock World" was the only pop song to feature yodeling iirc
Why, since Mimi's been banned have you posted so many times under her name? And why now? What is it with you?
eine Heidelberre | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 2:41 pm | #
Who's mimi?
And your 2:40 post to 4legs.
I may owe buckeye a beverage
virgotex | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 2:40 pm | #
I'll take a peach/mango smoothie, please and thank you.
The Vogues'(from Pittsburgh)"Five O'Clock World" was the only pop song to feature yodeling iirc
While it wasn't a big hit, "Mama Nantucket" by Mike Nessmith and the 1st National Band has some great yodeling.
There are assholes who are registered Democrats. There are even a few out and out crooks. I don't doubt but there are certain evil people who find it easier to hide under the Dem label just as all those child rapers and self hating gay drug addicts hid within the GOP, pointing and shouting "wolf" at the Democrats hoping to go unnoticed.
We don't have the ability to see inside the mind of dishonest people any more than anyone else does. It is not as though the party has the power to vet everyone who puts down D on their voter regestration.
Jeezus, Steve. It's disconcerting.
sidhra صي ذ& | 08.02.08 - 2:42 pm | #
More than a bit.
love it when the tr00ls get into conversations with themselves.
entertained by their own convolutions
certifiable
And your 2:40 post to 4legs.
eine Heidelberre | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 2:43 pm | #
Are you on shrooms, Allen?
The Vogues'(from Pittsburgh)"Five O'Clock World" was the only pop song to feature yodeling iirc
bullit
A weem o whip a weem o whip.
mimi?
Steve LG, that's several kinds of hilarious mixed together!
Does this mean Big is a Democrat?
Let alone, Cowboy Troy.
jac: It's right by US52.
Clearly visible from U.S. 23 on the KY side, though, especially in fall/winter. I'm sure I've seen it.
.
As a piece of information, I came across the most recent poll results from Florida - McCain up by 5% over Obama:
http://blogs.tampabay.com/buzz/2...lorida-
pol.html
This is a poll of Registered voters. Figure likely voters would be McCain up by 10, perhaps.
This will be an interesting state by state race.
Oh Simelsly, I though you were a good gamer. I was wrong. One question. Did you graduate high school? You're no daisy.
The Vogues'(from Pittsburgh)"Five O'Clock World" was the only pop song to feature yodeling iirc
bullit
Fantastic song. I have the rare stereo mix on my iPod. Actually, it's quite politically savvy...one of a bunch of blue-collar almost protest rock songs from the 60s, the best example being "We Gotta Get Out of This Place."
certain evil people who find it easier to hide under the Dem label just as all those child rapers and (current) self hating gay (former) drug addicts hid within the GOP, pointing and shouting "wolf" at the Democrats hoping to go unnoticed.
r u slykik or sumthin?
We don't have the ability to see inside the mind of dishonest people any more than anyone else does. It is not as though the party has the power to vet everyone who puts down D on their voter regestration.
And is also possible that they are true Democrats who don't like terrorists. Doesn't make them dishonest, even if it does drive them to extremes.
A weem o whip a weem o whip.
melior
omg i forgot The Tokens' "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" didn't they have smth to do with Penn State?
Since Obama is kicking McCaint's butt by 10 points in Texas right now, he probably isn't losing a whole lotta sleep over the geriatrics in Florida.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M...h?
v=MA4xwXMpPgY
sorry
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Whenever I hear country music, or hear a country star talk politics, I remember what a friend told me: Intelligence is inversely proportional to belt buckle size.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/5mrmom
Several hundred people waited several hours in a line this morning just to get TICKETS to see Obama on Monday in Lansing, Michgan.
I know because a friend of mine was there and couldn't believe it. The line went around the block.
And is also possible that they are true Democrats who wet their panties and hide under the bed and call Bush daddy over terrorists.
Snow (D-SC)
FYT.
Give me back my dope, you bitch!!!
Oh Simelsly, I though you were a good gamer. I was wrong. One question. Did you graduate high school? You're no daisy.
eine Heidelberre | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 2:46 pm | #
Another dating tip, Allen:
When one of those nerd chicks introduces you to her father, make sure to say "You know, your daughter's got a heck of a body on her, you know sir? And BTW -- the wife's looking pretty good too!"
Trust me, that'll get in you in REAL good...
sorry
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QuentinCompson, Negator
you should be!
"UPDATED 11:30 A.M. - There are no more tickets available to see Sen. Barack Obama speak Monday. They ran out at 10:30 a.m.
Advertisement
That meant hundreds were turned away after spending hours in line and sometimes an overnight stay in hopes of getting to see the presidential candidate.
Officials at Gone Wired Cafe, where the tickets were being given away, estimated more than 1,500 people showed up. The total number of tickets dispensed was not immediately available. Two tickets were allowed per person.
Corrinne Thomas, a Michigan State University student, was one of those who was turned away without a ticket. She said stood in line for about 90 minutes.
“It’s kinda crappy,” she said.
Around 9:30 a.m., the line for tickets to see Obama Monday stretched around four city blocks on Lansing's east side outside Gone Wired Café."
FOUR CITY BLOCKS!!
And that was just for tickets to see Obama ON MONDAY! No free concert. No nothing!
nice find, Quentin
Trust me, that'll get in you in REAL good...
Or just sing Hey, Mister.
Are you on shrooms, Allen?
(tune piped in)
don't go blamin the thorny one
you wind up hurting the corny one
it just over and done
over and done
Jeezus, Steve. It's disconcerting.
sidhra صي ذ& | 08.02.08 - 2:42 pm | #
Just think of me as an average Swiss runway model/nuclear physicist working as a spy.
With a beret...
The Charlie Daniels message board is pretty freeking funny.
Irony of ironies: FOX News the only cable channel currently showing Obama LIVE
FYT.
melior | 08.02.08 - 2:49 pm | #
Fuck that bullshit.
A Florida Chamber of Commerce poll? Oh well dang, that's pretty definitive right there innit?
even if it does drive them to extremes.
erm, like becoming the very thing they allegedly despise
oh teh irony
Don't cry. Don't raise your eye.
BTW, you really should go check out Simels' new Box Office piece on the Night James Brown Saved Boston.
http://boxoffice.com/blogs/steve...nia-spec-
13.php
It's a pip! Here in Switzerland, we think it's the ginchiest.
FOUR CITY BLOCKS!!
And that was just for tickets to see Obama ON MONDAY! No free concert. No nothing!
Hesiod
Well, there you go. McCain's only hope is to get Obama to open up for him!
Did someone claim Obama leads McCain in Texas? Allow me to chime in on a subject I know much about. You got your numbers backwards.
http://www.rasmussenreports.com/
...ential_election
McCain will clean Barry's clock in Texas, believe me.
FOUR CITY BLOCKS!!
And that was just for tickets to see Obama ON MONDAY! No free concert. No nothing!
WHAT?! Who let all those Germans into the country?
Oh noes...Brat Days!!
SHEBOYGAN, Wis. — A wayward vehicle drove into the route of a parade Saturday and injured three people, none seriously, authorities reported.
Sheboygan County Sheriff's dispatcher Lyn Sprengel said sheriff's deputies tried to stop an erratic driver on Interstate 43 and chased the vehicle toward the city of Sheboygan.
She said deputies discontinued the chase when they got close to the city, but the driver continued into the city and struck people at the 55th Annual Brat Days Parade.
Three people were injured but none severely, and only two were taken to a hospital, said Ryan Zinkel, from Brat Days.
The parade was canceled the after accident, Zinkel said.
Sprengel said she could not immediately say if anyone had been arrested.
Only in Sconnie!
David Hilliard is on c-span2/BookTV.
My candidate sucks.
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McCain will clean Barry's clock in Texas, believe me.
Who cares?
TexasFuckKnob -
Assmussen is a republic poll.
It's worse than Gallup.
Assmussen polls 'likely republic voters'.
world's oldest joke traced back to 1900 bc.
was written by simels...
McCain will clean Barry's clock in Texas, believe me.
Texaschilibean | 08.02.08 - 2:53 pm | #
McCain's head is going to explode on TV long before election night.
We at the CIA know all about this....
Give me back my dope, you bitch!!!
Laurent | 08.02.08 - 2:49 pm | #
what? another headless screed?
cmon, out with it.
tell us what you really think!
the presumptive GOP nominee
How presumptuous.
erm, like becoming the very thing they allegedly despise
Like blindly believing in something they know nothing about and blindly following an idea because they don't know any better.
Toby Keith opposes the occupation of Iraq, btw.
world's oldest joke traced back to 1900 bc.
was written by simels...
fokowi
Fart jokes ARE eternal!
Simelsly, sign with your own name. Quit this mimi stuff. I think this is your only play, sock puppets. A one trick pony you are. You are no daisy.
McCain will clean Barry's clock in Texas, believe me.
McCain can't clean his own backside. We'll just use our own staff for maintenance, thank you.
Read it and weep, TexasFuckKnob.
Obama 316 McCain 209 Ties 13
Suck it, ass.
Only in Sconnie!
well now, the town I used to live in (New Braunfels, TX) has been having "Wurstfest, "A Ten Day Salute to Sausage" for decades.
the accidents not so much. Just alcohol, meat, polka and rodeo
"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."
er, that's not very funny.
So by pure coincidence he had an album to promote...
John McCain doesn't speak for this campaign.
-- McCain campaign spokesperson
Toby Keith opposes the occupation of Iraq, btw.
Clint Black, OTOH:
Iraq, I rack 'em up and I roll,
I'm back and I'm a hi-tech GI Joe.
I pray for peace, prepare for war
and I never will forget ~
there's no price too high for freedom
so be careful where you tread.
This terror isn't man to man,
they can be no more than cowards.
If they won't show us their weapons
we might have to show them ours.
Man, that's stupid.
Oh, man, I'm sorry I missed that last thread. I've got lots and lots to say about that. Oh well.
isn't namestealing just more low hanging fr00t?
yay me! I win!
"Are you better off now than you were four years ago or eight years ago?" Obama said, reprising a line that Ronald Reagan used when he ousted President Carter in 1980. "Can you afford another four years of George Bush's economic policies? It's time to restore fairness and balance to the American economy."
From a Titusville, FL press conference this morning.
More like this, please.
Toby Keith opposes the occupation of Iraq, btw.
Yep. And although I'm not a fan of his music, I've seen him discuss his politics, and he presents himself thoughtfully. I don't agree with everything he believes and stands for, but I think he's honest about his views.
I don't expect every Democrat to agree with my progressive ideals, but I'd hope that every Democrat will give me the benefit of the doubt and respect that we can differ without dismissing each other. That doesn't always happen, unfortunately.
TexasFuckKnob is a chickenshit.
Shits and leaves.
BWOCK BWOCK BWOCK
Even though he didn't support the Iraq War, Keith did vote for George W. Bush for a second term and says, "his presidency will be better judged 40 years from now."
Registered Democrat my left nut.
The Vogues really reinvented themselves after a few rock hits, going on to do classics by The Four Freshman and others. Their version of "Turn Around, Look At Me" was a big hit. They were cheated out of the name years ago, and can only perform in the Pittsburgh area as The Vogues.
Nobody could have anticipated that the camo shooter in Northeastern Wisconsin that killed three teenagers was...
AN UNEMPLOYED FORMER SOLDIER.
http://www.jsonline.com/story/in....aspx?
id=779143
Who also, according to reports, raped a woman the day before.
While McCain is celebrating with some good country artists who are celebrating our heritage with patriotic songs, Obama is celebrating with yet another unsavory fowl mouth mongrel no talent friend Ludicris who is trashing America and sending threats of injury to McCain. Rich needs to take the no talent ludicris behind the barn and kick the no talents azz. Rich is probably too much of gentleman to give what's his face this deserved thrashing.
Fart jokes ARE eternal!
A. completion of a syllogism, Alex?
High fiber diets make you eternal
High fiber diets make you fart
therefore...
Toby Keith opposes the occupation of Iraq, btw.
Yes, there's an entire collection of Toby Keith anti-war songs, isn't there? Unless "opposes" the occupation of Iraq" means, um, something else.
McCain will clean Barry's clock in Texas, believe me.
Texaschilibean | 08.02.08 - 2:53 pm | #
Yeah, but how will he do your state, Jeff? And say hello to your Senator the next time you see him.
tap, tap
Simelsly, sign with your own name. Quit this mimi stuff. I think this is your only play, sock puppets. A one trick pony you are. You are no daisy.
eine Heidelberre | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 2:57 pm | #
Speaking of sock puppets, Al, that crusty one underneath your bed really needs attention.
celebrating our heritage with patriotic songs...
That's even stupid for a fake troll.
While McCain is celebrating with some good country artists who are celebrating our heritage with patriotic songs, Obama is celebrating with yet another unsavory fowl mouth mongrel no talent friend Ludicris who is trashing America and sending threats of injury to McCain. Rich needs to take the no talent ludicris behind the barn and kick the no talents azz. Rich is probably too much of gentleman to give what's his face this deserved thrashing.>em>
My guess is Ludacris would put a cap in John Rich's ass.
Rich is probably too much of gentleman to give what's his face this deserved thrashing.
auggiesback | 08.02.08 - 3:01 pm | #
auggie --
Do you wear green on thursday?
...some good country artists who are lining their pockets with rednecks' hard-earned dollars...
Oogieasscrack -
There were a few hundred people watching the bumpkins for McCunt.
Tens of thousands attend Obama events.
heh.
I liked the name of the rapper that LL Cool J played on 30 Rock: Ra-Dik-U-Lus.
Oh yea, Ntodd was right about the Kent State shooting. You were more than wrong. Regular Atroits agreed with Ntodd. Only your sock puppets agreed with you. Really, you are no daisy.
How did the Keith Moon driving a Lincoln Continental into a swimming pool rumor get started?
That's one urban legend I want to be true. That's awesome.
That doesn't always happen, unfortunately.
zackly. some seem to keep forgetting that
"the Constitution shall not suspend"
for DINOs, forgetting that one little thing is so predictable. for so-called progressives,
the mind boggles.
celebrating our heritage with patriotic songs
I remember whe patriotic songs celebrated freedom and independence, and were not filled with jingoism, bigotry and hatred for anyone who disagreed with the party line.
Rich is probably too much of gentleman to give what's his face this deserved thrashing.
Leaves the opportunity open to you, tough guy.
Yes, there's an entire collection of Toby Keith anti-war songs, isn't there? Unless "opposes" the occupation of Iraq" means, um, something else.
Who the fuck said he was anti-war. Opposes the occupation of Iraq does not mean anti-war. If you think it does, then the misunderstanding is yours. The Angry American is about 9/11, not Iraq. It is also about his father who died shortly before 9/11.
Billy B, I wouldn't put too much faith in any poll that shown Obama likely to win in Indiana, much less Florida. That's the worst poll Ive ever seen.
Nobody could have anticipated that the camo shooter in Northeastern Wisconsin that killed three teenagers was...
AN UNEMPLOYED FORMER SOLDIER.
*sigh* Suicide by cop may come to be an everyday occurrence in this country....
Yep. And although I'm not a fan of his music, I've seen him discuss his politics, and he presents himself thoughtfully. I don't agree with everything he believes and stands for, but I think he's honest about his views.
Vicki, I can't say I follow him very closely but I even the little he's said about the occupation of Iraq is fairly risky in the country music market these days.
Seems fair to say if we want tolerance, then we offer tolerance. You're right.
world's oldest joke traced back to 1900 bc.
was written by simels...
fokowi
"...if we can find my chariot we can drive the hell out of here"
I thought Steven Colbert joining CS&N on stage to sing Teach Your Children was quite awesome.
All that was missing was Jerry's steel guitar.
Regular Atroits agreed with Ntodd.
I hate to tell Auggie and the wingnuts, but some of the sharpets and most successful entrepeneurs and hard-headed businessmen in the US today are hip hop artists.
IN fact, had Obama not been the nominee, there is a pretty good chance folks like Jay Z would have supported the GOP.
The Vogues really reinvented themselves after a few rock hits, going on to do classics by The Four Freshman and others. Their version of "Turn Around, Look At Me" was a big hit. They were cheated out of the name years ago, and can only perform in the Pittsburgh area as The Vogues.
bullit
BTW, a Vogue lived in my old neighborhood.
Who the fuck said he was anti-war. Opposes the occupation of Iraq does not mean anti-war. If you think it does, then the misunderstanding is yours. The Angry American is about 9/11, not Iraq. It is also about his father who died shortly before 9/11.
I see the words, I can read them each individually, but collectively, strung in this particular order, they don't make any sense at all.
As you say, it's probably all my fault.
How did the Keith Moon driving a Lincoln Continental into a swimming pool rumor get started?
That's one urban legend I want to be true. That's awesome.
MP
Roger Daltrey insists it's true.
"I saw it. We paid the bill (for the damages). It was $50,000. It's vague now, but I just remember the car in the pool. And the chaos. And Keith being rushed off to the dentist after being arrested because he knocked his front tooth out... But then I read in the biography that never happened, so maybe I've been living someone else's life, I don't know."
Oh yea, Ntodd was right about the Kent State shooting. You were more than wrong. Regular Atroits agreed with Ntodd. Only your sock puppets agreed with you. Really, you are no daisy.
eine Heidelberre | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 3:04 pm | #
Isn't it cool when one of your fictional characters takes on a life of her own?
It's like that episode of the Twilight Zone with Keenan Wynn, except that you look like an asshole.
Billy B, I wouldn't put too much faith in any poll that shown Obama likely to win in Indiana, much less Florida. That's the worst poll Ive ever seen.
Ah, the shit eating dog surfaces.
Of course, it's the worst poll you've ever seen. It doesn't say what you want it to.
Duh.
Assmussen is a republic poll.
We're going to whup the shit out of you and then whup you for shitting.
It's inevitable, you green-toof cracker.
Auggie is a Simels sock puppet, no doubt about it.
Bayard Ruston bio-doc "Brother Outsider" just started on LOGO, if anyone is interested.
yeah it was funny dressing like neil. but colberts mic was too loud, buring the melody. the others got a kick out of it.
I thought NTodd was simels' sock puppet.
Really, you are no daisy.
Who dropped off off the Turdblossom?
I see the words, I can read them each individually, but collectively, strung in this particular order, they don't make any sense at all.
I can speak slower if you need time to catch up.
Opposing. The. Occupation. Of. Iraq. Is. Not. The. Same. Thing. As. Being. Opposed. To. War. They. Are. Two. Different. Things. Stop. Projecting.
CSN+C:
You, who are on the road
Must have a code
That you can live by
And so
Become yourself
Because the past
Is just a good-bye
Opposing. The. Occupation. Of. Iraq. Is. Not. The. Same. Thing. As. Being. Opposed. To. War. They. Are. Two. Different. Things. Stop. Projecting.
heh.
Also no surprise: Brad Days driver was drunk.
SATURDAY, Aug. 2, 2008, 1:42 p.m. By Ben Poston
Police suspect a 24-year-old man was drunk when he led Sheboygan County sheriff's deputies on a chase before he crashed into a parade in Sheboygan this morning, injuring four people.
Mario A. White, of Sheboygan, was arrested on suspicion of injury by intoxicated use of a motor vehicle. White led deputies on a chase from I-43 near Highway 42 to downtown Sheboygan, sheriff's Capt. David Adams said.
At 9:23 a.m., Sheriff's Department dispatchers received a 911 call reporting an erratic driver. Deputies located his vehicle, a Mercury Grand Marquis. White eventually headed east on Highway 23 into Sheboygan at 80 mph, Adams said.
The car slowed to 60 mph around N. 23rd St., continued on Erie Ave. and lost control, striking a Sheboygan police captain in the left leg. He was treated and released, Adams said.
The Grand Marquis went over the curb at 14th St. and Erie Ave. on the parade route, striking two women and a 6-year-old boy. None of their injuries is life-threatening.
When deputies arrived, people in the parade crowd were holding White on the ground. Deputies took White into custody. The pursuit lasted less than 2 minutes.
The Wisconsin State Patrol is investigating the accident, and the Sheriff's Department will investigate the pursuit. Both investigations will be given to the district attorney's office for review. The parade was part of Johnsonville's Brat Days, a three-day festival.
The Sheboygan County Sheriff's Department and Wisconsin State Patrol are asking anyone that has video of the chase and the crash that occurred during the Bratwurst Day Parade to contact either department at (920) 459-3114.
http://www.jsonline.com/watch/?w...2/2008&
id=44220
BTW, a Vogue lived in my old neighborhood.
Gomez
cool.
NTood in not a Simels sock puppet, but stunt women is.
Auggie is a Simels sock puppet, no doubt about it.
eine Heidelberre | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 3:09 pm | #
And what are you, Allen? Apart from the author of this literary masterpiece:
http://www.associatedcontent.com...sses.html?
cat=5
TK:
I've counted up the cost, I know the sacrafice,
Oh, and I don't want to die for you,
But if dyin's asked of me,
I'll bear that cross with an honor,
'Cause freedom don't come free.
I'm an american soldier, an american,
Beside my brothers and my sisters I will proudly take a stand,
When liberty's in jeopardy I will always do what's right,
I'm out here on the front lines, sleep in peace tonight.
American soldier, I'm an American,
An American,
An American Soldier
Doesn't sound very anti-occupation, or anti-war, to me.
I remember whe patriotic songs celebrated freedom and independence, and were not filled with jingoism, bigotry and hatred for anyone who disagreed with the party line.
Many people, maybe not the majority, but a good percentage, have, in recent years, placed "party" before country.
And what spooks me is how some people within parties are placing "my candidate" before "your candidate." (HRC v BO comes to mind from last Spring.) And "us" vs. "them" mentality. That never works; it doesn't work in families, it doesn't work in businesses, and it doesn't work in politics. It's a virulant strain of tribalism. Do the PUMAs really want to risk the chance of McCain installing Supreme Court justices, for example?
I wish people were educated enough to take a breath, step back, and look at what would be best for the country instead of to achieve a win for their party affiliation.
Parsing Toby Keith lyrics? Is this what this blog's been reduced to???
*sigh* Suicide by cop may come to be an everyday occurrence in this country....
good lard, let's hope not.
think it's more about the former mentioned issue:
unemployed former soldier.
now there's something we can (and should) do something about, wouldn't you agree?
Hi everybody!
That's NTodd, Sorry.
Parsing Toby Keith lyrics? Is this what this blog's been reduced to???
heh. You know it's a cesspool.
And a sucky blog.
Delete my account!!!!
And I know we like to make a distinction between the occupation and a war, but when it comes down to it the occupation of Iraq is in fact a war-- it's a war against the Iraqi people, against Muslims and Arabs generally, against the Palestinians and against the principle of self-determination and a nation's right to control its own resources.
You can pretty that up with all sorts of academic bullshit about how the "occupation isn't a war," but really, who are you kidding?
Doesn't sound very anti-occupation, or anti-war, to me
It. Isn't. About. Iraq. It. Was. Written. In. 2001. After. 9/11. In. Memory. Of. His. Father. Stop. Projecting.
You know, some days I kind of miss pastabagel.
Now there was a troll with style...
Parsing Toby Keith lyrics?
Oh, but he's a "Democrat" praising Chimpy.
Fucking cult of one.
And I'm a sockpuppet of Zap.
Or Zapette, if I dress in drag.
...Toby Keith has come out and said that he doesn’t support the Iraq war and “never did.” He supports putting a time limit on the occupation of Iraq, claims that a civil war in the country is inevitable and that the Kurds will “end up” with the entire country.
Big John needs to smite this enabling, appeasing, radical defeatist.
Parsing Toby Keith lyrics?
Oh, but he's a "Democrat" praising Chimpy.
Fucking cult of one.
marketing ploy, that's all.
Everyone here is one of my sockpuppets -- and I don't even realize it.
Thank you Simels, for quiting the mimi signing.
Jeezus, Steve. It's disconcerting.
sidhra ?? ?& | 08.02.08 -
nah, just mimi being an ass. She has to work real hard at it now that we all know she is batshit crazy.
Teh Oval Office aside, I just hope enough Dems grab Senate seats to be able to reassign Lieberman's office to the goddamned men's room.
oh yeah, Snow, glad you're around
been meaning ta ask,
about that rule of three and the penalty for complaining...
so if you complain about losing First Amendment
right (or Fourth),
does that mean you lose three more?
just sayin'
Heh. I just read that Madonna is introducing a film at the Traverse City Film Festival today, and when I was talking to my sis, I learned that Nim was going to it.
Soon, there will be rumors of Nim and Madonna.
It. Isn't. About. Iraq. It. Was. Written. In. 2001. After. 9/11. In. Memory. Of. His. Father.
Who was killed in a car accident.
I'm a sockpuppet of one™!
now there's something we can (and should) do something about, wouldn't you agree?
An employed former soldier with the sort of PTSD appearing these days is still a problem to himself and others. Given the manner in which Bush's military and VA services have chosen to bury the problem to avoid the costs, I expect more such stories, however much I wish the opposite.
Sorry; was re-programming the TV.
Anything irksome?
.
think it's more about the former mentioned issue:
unemployed former soldier.
now there's something we can (and should) do something about, wouldn't you agree?
notrocketscience
That's the intent - this shooter didn't get offed by cops (that was a different story from a year ago in the same general area, though - twist was that the shooter was a 20-year-old deputy sheriff).
Soon, there will be rumors of Nim and Madonna.
is there a 12 Step program for rumor addicts?
Thank you Simels, for quiting the mimi signing.
eine Heidelberre | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 3:18 pm | #
Gey schluffen, Butler. You're starting to drool....
My sockpuppet demands macaroni pictures and soap sculptures
McCain, fuck you on your tax cuts.
I can't believe that don't understand that we have to start paying for the Bush follies as soon as possible.
I'm a sockpuppet of one™!
a sock among mittens, a puppet among trolls
Simels, isfyou miss Pastabagel just bring it back. It was another sock puppet of yours for goodness sake.
You can pretty that up with all sorts of academic bullshit about how the "occupation isn't a war," but really, who are you kidding?
Now you're lying about what I said. Fuck you. What I said was that Toby Keith opposes our presence in Iraq. You claimed he wasn't anti-war. I never said he was anti-war. I said he was against our occupation of Iraq. But be a fucking lying shitstain why don't you. Who the fuck claimed occupation isn't war? It's a strawman you just created. Stop projecting your intolerant views onto others. People are more nuanced than that.
Or does your "you're either with us or against us" attitude mean you're actually George W. Bush?
Okay, I'll shower up, then!
.
I'm a sockpuppet of one™!
Me, too. I keep losing my mate in the wash.
The fact that Limbaugh and Hannity turned a 180 on a dime re Lieberman, tells you all you need to know.
He went from "Sore Loserman" to "great American" during a goddamned commercial break.
Billy B, I wouldn't put too much faith in any poll that shown Obama likely to win in Indiana, much less Florida. That's the worst poll Ive ever seen.
Texaschilibean | 08.02.08 - 3:05 pm | #
McCain will gety his scrawny white ass kicked like never before, asshole. Texas goes for Obama. Not all Texans are as stupid and gullible as you and Toby.
Thank you Simels, for quiting the mimi signing.
eine Heidelberre | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 3:18 pm | #
Now, where's your sig, Butler?
Gonna go out and buy me some spurs for my Obama victory jig
Toby Keith is a Democrat!? That's news to me.
Lots of folks think the parameters haven't changed since 1964. I believe Toby is a Senator Bilbo Democrat. There's still a lot of them down this way.
We call them "Republicans".
Or does your "you're either with us or against us" attitude mean you're actually George W. Bush?
Snow
I would think someone who writes songs for a lyrics and is against the occupation (or war, or whatever) would, ya know, write a song saying as much. Just seems logical. But all his songs are (by his fans at least) taken to be pro-war or occupation or whatever.
In my job, I express my anti-occupation sentiment. In your run for Senate you expressed your anti-occupation sentiment. Joe the bus driver bitches to the riders against the occupation, my bartender makes his views known to his customers. But Toby Keith, against the occupation, can't seem to mutter a word about in his professional employment.
of yours for goodness sake.
eine Heidelberre | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 3:20 pm | #
Nobody has as many as you, Butler.
TexasChillyWeenie doesn't understand what a 40 point Obama lead over McCain among Hispanic voters might mean to Texas.
looks like the condidate can't even get ahead in the polls. How will he ever win an election?
Toby Keith is a Democrat!? That's news to me.
That's what he claims. It's also what Richard Perle claims.
ok who in here isn't steve simels. besides me.
It's also what Richard Perle claims
Now that's a rock-solid recommendation that no one could argue....
TexasChillyWeenie doesn't understand what a 40 point Obama lead over McCain among Hispanic voters might mean to Texas.
because he doesn't understand what "minority majority state" means. He just sees what he wants to see, not what's really here.
ronjazz is a Simels sock puppet, no question. His words are just as nasty as Stunt Woman and Terry C. I think it's C but I am not sure.
That's what he claims. It's also what Richard Perle claims.
MP
Richard Perle is lying sack of shit that says everything for effect - calling himself a Democrat is merely a move in his strategy (such as it is).
Toby's just a fucking moron.
Simels, isfyou miss Pastabagel just bring it back. It was another sock puppet of yours for goodness sake.
eine Heidelberre | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 3:20 pm | #M.
Allen, why are you wasting time here? There are Associated Content essays on starching your shorts at a penny a page waiting to be written!!!!
But Toby Keith, against the occupation, can't seem to mutter a word about in his professional employment.
Mick Jagger wrote that he was 'born in a crossfire hurricane' in Jumping Jack Flash.
I really don't think that's the truth.
I am objectively not Simels.
...and Larry Johnson thinks that Obama's a "stealth socialist". He calls himself a democrat, too.
I think being "against the occupation" has moved into that category of being "for the environment" as something that everyone says, but that has no meaning whatsoever in terms of real action.
Toby's just a fucking moron.
LittlePig
I know it. I'm just telling you what these douchebags claim as their political affiliation.
ok who in here isn't steve simels. besides me.
bullit | 08.02.08 - 3:26 pm | #
just ceck and see if their anus has recently been ravaged. If it hasnt their probably not simels.
My dog will vouch for me: I am not simels.
McCain needs America We Stand As One.
Notice how liberal music is good and conservatard music just tends to really suck? It's like humor, wingnuts can't get it right.
'born in a crossfire hurricane'
billy b
That's the lyric?! Wow. I did not know that.
It's good to have a friendly Stones fan.
Obama's a "stealth socialist".
I wish.
Please, don't anybody let him near the Social Security System.
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Steve, you've built up quite a fan base.
Think you can get some of these fuckers to my next show?
born in a crossfire hurricane
I always thought it was metaphoric. You'd understand that if you had parents like mine.
It's good to have a friendly Stones fan.
LittlePig
I heart teh Stones. Seriously.
Why Simelsly, what a funny question. Correct me if I am wrong, but I was under the impression that you loved intellectual battle.
I know it. I'm just telling you what these douchebags claim as their political affiliation.
MP
Hell my fucking Senator (Mark Pryor) says he's a Democrat. Anybody can say it, apparently. Sure doesn't mean anything in either Toby's nor Senator Pryor's case.
That's what he claims. It's also what Richard Perle claims.
You have to admit Keith is a few million light years from Perle.
The real trouble is how the sentiments Keith expressed get twisted and demonized by Bush, Cheney, now McCain when they're said by a Democratic candidate. And the Fox/RW bobbleheads nod right along, most of the mainstream press ignores it.
Are we really gonna get into a knock down drag out over Toby Keith fer gawds sake.
Why Simelsly, what a funny question. Correct me if I am wrong, but I was under the impression that you loved intellectual battle.
eine Heidelberre | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 3:31 pm | #
The jokes just write themselves....
Notice how liberal music is good and conservatard music just tends to really suck? It's like humor, wingnuts can't get it right.
puppethead
Lack of souls really hurts their creative process.
Off to do stuff.
Damn, talking about bringing a peashooter to a gunfight.
No Vicki, you most certainly are not. I wish you and the Steelers fan a very happy life. In Monroeville, where I lived, for goodness sake.
Humiliation
John McCain: "several hundred people"
Barack Obama: "over 200,000 people"
Focusing on Barack Obama is the worst thing the McCain campaign can do because it illuminates the stark contrast between the two candidates. Every negative advertisement done by McCain's campaign defeats its purpose when it shows a picture of Barack Obama's beautiful face compared with the face of helium head John McCain.
After Obama crushes McCain in November pundits will say McCain defeated himself by focusing too much on Obama. Everything McCain points out as Obama's "problems" are seen by common people as the traits found in great leaders.
Barack Obama's greatness is what has brought about his celebrity so they must do all they can to minimize the crushing consequences of Obama's "celebrity."
Off to sock puppet elsewhere.
Or something.
Lack of souls really hurts their creative process.
Imaginations atrophied by never thinking for themselves doesn't help, either....
It's like humor, wingnuts can't get it right.
One of the most insulting things I ever saw was the WSJ idiot who said Ann Coulter was just like Lenny Bruce.
Unless... she was trying to be funny.
In that case, for once, the wingers were successful at humor.
Are we really gonna get into a knock down drag out over Toby Keith fer gawds sake.
Not me, darling friend. It's weird, though. Even when I stay neutral I seem to piss someone off.
Why Simelsly, what a funny question. Correct me if I am wrong, but I was under the impression that you loved intellectual battle.
eine Heidelberre | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 3:31 pm | #
What has that to do with you, asshole butler? check your anus to see if pud has visited. he likes him some boys.
Okay...so everyone read this, right?
That's what you're dealing with.
Nobody could have anticipated that the camo shooter in Northeastern Wisconsin that killed three teenagers was...
AN UNEMPLOYED FORMER SOLDIER.
Another reason why I dint much care for the '70s. I really don't find much more to admire in a repeat.
Focusing on Barack Obama is the worst thing the McCain campaign can do
I heard today part of McCain's campaign broadcast on "the wireless" and he was whining about Obama this and Obama that again.
He's really acting like a jilted b-list celebrity.
Notice how liberal music is good and conservatard music just tends to really suck? It's like humor, wingnuts can't get it right.
You LIE-brals and your fancy-pants disco music! There is only one REAL music and that would be POLKA. Not that you Dim-o-crats have ever heard any good polka records as your to busy playing the bongos to your beatnik tunes!!
He's really acting like a jilted b-list celebrity.
puppethead | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 3:37 pm | #
well, except that he's e-list, what's the surprise? he's always been a liar and a coward; look at what he put up with from Bush and Rove, and now he has his nose all the way up their asses. he has no qualifications to be president.
He's really acting like a jilted b-list celebrity.
So, we're back to Toby Keith?
Hey, has plum p been around?
I don't know how to tell her, but it looks like I've got tickets to the final Police show at the Garden thursday.
She thinks Sting is a somewhere between Hitler and the anti-Christ.
Today I rented out this old flick called "Performance" with a young Jagger in it. I haven't seen it yet, but I watched some of the discussion sections they have on DVD's.
There seems to be some connection in that movie with the London "Sopranos" brothers back in the 60's called the Krays. Does that ring a bell?
Yea, ronjazz is definitly a Simels sock puppet. With a nasty mouth like that.
Focusing on Barack Obama is the worst thing the McCain campaign can do
On FOX News a little while ago, an unknown operative with the McCain campaign said that the "celebrity" thing had worked out so well for them that you can expect to see Obama compared to more famous people.
This is what I'm talking about: making people buy into the idea that party affiliation is more important than country.
It makes me sick.
Even when I stay neutral I seem to piss someone off.
Vicki,
Join the club. I read some late night comments and was kinda shocked, then not so much. People really have to take a deep breath or they're not going to survive through November.
On FOX News a little while ago, an unknown operative with the McCain campaign said that the "celebrity" thing had worked out so well for them that you can expect to see Obama compared to more famous people.
Ronald Reagan?
steve hüssein® simels: I saw the Police last night; Elvis Costello opened for them.
Not that you Dim-o-crats have ever heard any good polka record
*SPLASH*
There is such a thing as a good polka album?
Which record would that be?
Vicki and ql
Love you
There seems to be some connection in that movie with the London "Sopranos" brothers back in the 60's called the Krays. Does that ring a bell?
MP | 08.02.08 - 3:40 pm | #
True life very scary Soho gangsters. The inspiration for the Piranha Brothers on Monty Python, and the movie bio "The Krays" starring the twins from Spandau Ballet.
There is such a thing as a good polka album?
Which record would that be?
Berkeley Pit Monsters.
Anything by the Schmenges.
She thinks Sting is a somewhere between Hitler and the anti-Christ.
never really understood the Sting hatred. I always kinda liked -- both as a solo act and with the Police.
I just can't picture a Londoner gangster.
"Awright then, I must shoot you now. Chin up, old boy."
the idea of ronjazz bowing to simels in any way is to laugh
There is such a thing as a good polka album?
Which record would that be?
Berkeley Pit Monsters. | 08.02.08 - 3:43 pm
Music for Non-thinkers
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Guc...Sour_Kraut_Band
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Looks like they're gonna close the anthrax case. How uh....convenient?
back atcha lil sis.
Erin.
http://www.sciplus.com/itm_photo...hotos/
92848.jpg
My new wristwatch.
How strange. Haloscan drops words from my comment. I swear I typed them in.
this thread is making me wonder if i'm not a figment of my own imagination...
Anything by the Schmenges.
Polka Your Eyes Out!
Oh yea, Vicki. Check out this sub shop in Monroeville, It's a small Burgh chain. I forget the name but it's on the left of the business street as you are driving towards downtown before the underpass before the mall. It's in a little 3 store strip. I think there is a navy/army store next to it. Anyway, try the cheeseburger sub. Super!
qlª - a/k/a/ Simels Sockpuppet
I love you.
I don't know how to tell her, but it looks like I've got tickets to the final Police show at the Garden thursday.
She thinks Sting is a somewhere between Hitler and the anti-Christ.
steve hüssein® simels | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 3:39 pm | #
She's going to Bowie on Wednesday!
never really understood the Sting hatred. I always kinda liked -- both as a solo act and with the Police.
I suspect that some women might have good reason to be creeped out by "I'll Be Watching You."
Rugged in Montana | 08.02.08 - 3:37 pm | #
I'll say this, you do a pretty fair parody. Unfortunately, MURKAN PATRIOT has set the bar pretty high.
Uh, I meant MERKIN PATRIOT.
Alright...I'm off to be miserable somewhere else. Later.
Yea, ronjazz is definitly a Simels sock puppet. With a nasty mouth like that.
eine Heidelberre | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 3:40 pm | #
yes, eine is definitely a butler sockpuppet, being as stupid as a mound of dogshit like that. too bad you don't have the brains to get out of your own way, fuckwad. typical of you retarded righties to make up your own reality.
I read some late night comments and was kinda shocked, then not so much.
There's something from deep within that causes that type of behavior; nothing we can do about it except ignore it, I figure.
as you are driving towards downtown
Downtown Monroeville? Well, you just gave yourself up.
Sting was rockin' a scraggly salt and pepper beard last night, but he's still hot.
never really understood the Sting hatred.
He can be a self-important, ego-bloated ass even for a rock star.
I like some of his music but I try to avoid hearing him speak about anything.
Hi Erin!
*Mwah
Downtown Monroeville? Well, you just gave yourself up.
Monroeville is a giant strip mall.
There is such a thing as a good polka album?
Err.....like you've never heard "Lloyd Thurnsby and the Kalispell Klodhumpers" record "Lady, Obey Your Man"?
Classic.
Swings like a playground swing thing that kids swing on.
No Camelot, downtown Pittsburgh.
There's something from deep within that causes that type of behavior; nothing we can do about it except ignore it, I figure.
yep. the bleeding heart librul in me just feels sorry for the person. must be a living hell. especially the attempts to make others' lives a living hell. just figure that kind of thing is a desperate attempt to coerce empathy. some vacuous hole blown through the soul that has never healed.
ya pray for their recovery and hope for the best, yanno?
Monroeville is a giant strip mall.
Yes, yes it is. There is no way to have a 'downtown' Monroeville and no one who has ever lived there would use that phrase.
Me go get Fat Mo's.
bbl
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I'll say this, you do a pretty fair parody. Unfortunately, MURKAN PATRIOT has set the bar pretty high.
(heh) My sockpuppet. True story.
He can be a self-important, ego-bloated ass even for a rock star.
I like some of his music but I try to avoid hearing him speak about anything.
guess you didn't sit through the special about him and the lutiers then, eh?
Hmmmm. Coincidentally I've just learned that there's a book coming out called "Obamantion." Pretty frightful, it seems.
must venture downstairs to forage
peace
Vici! Erin! Camelot!
There is such a thing as a good polka album?
Come on, people - embrace the fringy-er genres of music. "Good"..I don't know. But fun, sure.
Frankie Yankovic, no relation to Weird Al.
Anyway, the cheeseburger sub there is great. You don't know what you are missing.
the eldest son of Sting has a band called Fiction Plane. he plays bass and sings lead, sounding alot like dad.
There is no way to have a 'downtown' Monroeville and no one who has ever lived there would use that phrase.
What about King of Prussia?
I think Sting sounds like the "Coo coo for cocoa puffs" bird.
sporting a homemade T-shirt saying, "Don't let the USA become an Obama-Nation."
I bet the Republicans are just trying to take this one-- Obama Nation-- so we don't use it ourselves.
If you ignore the chance for a pun, it sounds real cool. Actually, at my house we've been playfully saying "Obama Nation" for months now.
Come on, people - embrace the fringy-er genres of music.
There was a punk-polka group that blew through Butte a couple of years ago, did polka covers of some other band called the "Ted Kennedys" or something. They were weird.
I would like to say on behalf of Polkas that Sinfonian and I know how to polka and we are very cool.
Damn, it's too late for me too laugh maniacally about this hilarious post.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t...h?v=tjHkj-
uSt_Y
Desert Rose: Sting w/Cheb Mami
this is one of my faves.
his forays into other cultures are beyootiful.
same with everything from jazz to Russian symphony. dude's got soul
the eldest son of Sting has a band called Fiction Plane. he plays bass and sings lead, sounding alot like dad.
bullit | 08.02.08 - 3:57 pm | #
Good looking kid, and the band's not bad at all. I think they were actually the opening act for the first part of the tour.
There is such a thing as a good polka album?
I celebrate polka music in the interest of diversity -- the same reason I do Mariachi music and Scottish bagpipes.
There is an anti-Obama book coming out now called Obama Nation, right?
I bet the Republicans think it would be terribly gloaty and demoralizing of us if Obama won and then all the liberals who supported him were all smiling and talking about how it's an "Obama Nation" all the time.
guess you didn't sit through the special about him and the lutiers then, eh?
I was prolly listening to a yodeling accordian player.
I don't think I ever recovered from a story my best friend told me, years ago. Some groupies scaled, or tried to scale, a wall into his hotel. Sting responded by saying, very melodramatically.."When I heard of that, I .......wept."
Well, it was over for me. I still see him as a kind of Monty Python/SCTV character.
I live in Paris, TN. John Rich is considered a "rebel" by the current standards of the country music industry, which shows you how behind the times the country music industry really is. His band put out that song "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy", a line I heard spoken in every gay bar on this earth 30 years ago, which shows Rich's non-existent originality and his cluelessness. And to say what he did about Johnny Cash is blasphemous. You will never see John Rich playing with Tom Petty, Eric Clapton, Bob Dylan and every other great rock musician that admired Cash for his great music, nor will you ever see the idiot Rich be able to record a great version of a Nine Inch Nails song. But I think the fact that McBlame can only pull in a couple of hundred people in the middle of one of the reddest parts of redneck Republican Florida, even with the assistance of redneck "star" John Rich, is hilarious. Too bad Dana Milbank can't spare some of his bitchiness to report this story the same way he MISREPORTED the Obama quote. Man, the MSM doesn't know a funny tale when it jumps up and bites them in the ass.
I am sorry that I was not so clear. In Monroville everyone I know, when they say downtown it means downtown Pittsburgh. My bad. But I will think, maybe the name of the Sub shop will come to me.
My first wedding reception is affectionately remembered for its 'slam polkas.'
Or the idea of Billy B. bowing to Simels tool
Liberals would never run around saying "Obama Nation", though, because we don't deify our leaders like the wingnuts do theirs.
Good looking kid, and the band's not bad at all. I think they were actually the opening act for the first part of the tour.
steve hüssein® simels
that's nepotism i can support. their two cd's are quite good.
If McCain wants to draw bigger crowds he just needs an exciting vision for the future and an exciting personality. Unfortunately for him, he has neither.
What about King of Prussia?
NTodd, Counterproductive
A wasteland of malls, highways and subdivisions.
Is Sting gonna use "Sting" until he's 83?
I realize the name means big money, but isn't he rich enough now to stop having an 18 year old's pop star name?
But I will think, maybe the name of the Sub shop will come to me.
They're called hoagies in PA.
And to say what he did about Johnny Cash is blasphemous.
You're kidding! What did he say?
Liberals would never run around saying "Obama Nation", though, because we don't deify our leaders like the wingnuts do theirs.
what are your views on Colbert's "Nation"
I always thought it simultaneously kitchy and effective.
McCain got a crowd of 'several hundred' in Florida, with the help of the #1 country star?
Imagine how many more would have come if McCain was not appearing.
Hello NTodd!
Old computer died last night, black screen tells me to Reboot and select proper boot device or insert boot media in selected boot devide and press a key.
Does this mean I need to find the boot disk? thanks oh eschaton genie.
Imagine how many more would have come if McCain was not appearing.
Gromit |
Nothin' but net!
They're called hoagies in PA.
NTodd, Counterproductive
That term goes back to the ship workers at Hog Island and the sandwiches they carried to work.
what are your views on Colbert's "Nation"
1) He's not elected as leader of anything
2) He's mocking the wingnut tendency to deify things
3) Colbert is a unique figure in our culture. He is America and so can you.
Is Sting gonna use "Sting" until he's 83?
My, aren't we nit-picky and ageist.
See also obamanation.com
Caution: Make a stiff drink first.
Old computer died last night, black screen tells me to Reboot and select proper boot device or insert boot media in selected boot devide and press a key.
Does this mean I need to find the boot disk?
It looks like it can't find your harddrive, so yeah, it's expecting something like an emergency boot disk.
I hope I live long enough to see Sting star in the Lawrence Olivier part in a remake of "The Betsy."
Particularly the scene where he boinks an underage French chambermaid doggy style.
But I'm sentimental that way...
Hello NTodd, didn't mean to be rude, but I don't know who is who anymore.
Sting strives to be Steely Dan.
My, aren't we nit-picky and ageist.
Toonscribe
He's like Brett Favre. They need to learn how to bow out gracefully, before they become a liability.
That term goes back to the ship workers at Hog Island and the sandwiches they carried to work.
Gaiii.
And it was funny when we moved to OH from PA and didn't see a fucking hoagie shop anywhere! Then we discovered one little hole in the wall place a couple miles from our house that did, in fact, call them hoagies. Sadly, it closed after a couple years, dooming us to eat subs for the next 15 years.
Old computer died last night, black screen tells me to Reboot and select proper boot device or insert boot media in selected boot devide and press a key.
That could also be a kaput hard drive.
He is America and so can you.
well played
Hello NTodd, didn't mean to be rude, but I don't know who is who anymore.
No worries, but I never namesteal. I find it to be counterproductive.
Sadly, it closed after a couple years, dooming us to eat subs for the next 15 years.
NTodd, Counterproductive | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 4:08 pm | #
Obviously, you've never had a Grinder.
They need to learn how to bow out gracefully, before they become a liability.
The charge of ageism still stands.
Obviously, you've never had a Grinder.
Gilly Gonzylon
Don't start. Resist.
The charge of ageism still stands.
Toonscribe
I plead guilty. Case closed.
A po boy can't afford them fancy sandwiches.
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Sting strives to be Steely Dan.
When he shoould be trying to be Foghat.
Which reminds me, the chemtrails are bad out here today. Must be on orders from the Rothschilds.
Is Sting gonna use "Sting" until he's 83?
Pinky Lee was Pinky till the day he died...
They need to learn how to bow out gracefully, before they become a liability.
The charge of ageism still stands.
Toonscribe |
Bow out gracefully?!?!!
Fuck that.
That horrid place yunz were talking about the other night--Dairy Queen--has a Girl Scout Thin Mints blizzard now. It was almost worth the tooth ache I now have.
A po boy can't afford them fancy sandwiches.
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QuentinCompson, Negatory
Last time I got a po boy in NOLA it was 9 bucks.
I can confirm that Big Lots is the next big thing in food shopping. Parking lot filled with Priusi and odd shaped Toyotas most often seen at Trader Joe's.
A po boy can't afford them fancy sandwiches.
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QuentinCompson, Negatory
That's baloney
Bow out gracefully?!?!!
Fuck that.
racymind | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 4:12 pm | #
I plan to live into my early 90s just so I can be wheeled out at some family function and when they bring a twelve year old niece to say goodbye to me I'll slip her the tongue.
The thought of that is pretty much the only thing keeping me alive right now...
Bow out gracefully?!?!!
Fuck that.
racymind
I don't mean you and I.
I mean kajillionaire celebrities who are wanderering dangerously close to the edge of "who give's a fuck, anymore".
Which reminds me, the chemtrails are bad out here today. Must be on orders from the Rothschilds.
Rugged in Montana
Chemtrails are very interesting.
Obama campaign should reply in kind. I've got the perfect response.
http://maryschwalm.files.wordpre...7/09/
mccain.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wiki...8/8e/
Powder.jpg
For $9, you should get a muffaletta.
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Does IUVVZKU spell anything?
Just curious.
BTW, NTodd+203 points = FU.
There is a Hoagie Hut in Colchester, VT. Right across the street from a most outstanding drive-in theater, showing triple features on four screens this weekend, from 9 PM to 3 AM.
The parking lot is all grass, so people bring lawn chairs, blankets and radios.
The thought of that is pretty much the only thing keeping me alive right now...
steve hüssein® simels | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 4:13 pm | #
LOL
I plead guilty. Case closed.
oh come on. for something so subjective?
so many sides? worth fully vetting, really.
it's the difference between accepting a 'marketing position' (whatever that is) and heading up any of 10 teams vying for good leadership and a shot at succeeding (better than before)
never let the perfect be the enemy of the good
(or something like that)
Liberals would never run around saying "Obama Nation", though, because we don't deify our leaders like the wingnuts do theirs.
puppethead
"Obama Nation" = "abomination"
I plan to live into my early 90s just so I can be wheeled out at some family function and when they bring a twelve year old niece to say goodbye to me I'll slip her the tongue.
The thought of that is pretty much the only thing keeping me alive right now...
steve hüssein® simels
Cheaper than going to Venice.
Chemtrails are very interesting.
They're responsible for the polka craze were dealing with these days.
Old computer died last night, black screen tells me to Reboot and select proper boot device or insert boot media in selected boot devide and press a key.
That could also be a kaput hard drive.
Gilly Gonzylon
Hard drive.
http://gillware.com is the best thing going on hard drive recovery.
I don't mean you and I.
I mean kajillionaire celebrities who are wanderering dangerously close to the edge of "who give's a fuck, anymore".
MP
Favre gets a pass, he can do whatever keeps him sane. He has had substance abuse issues, let him stay busy...
So simels, what are you gonna do if the niece slips some tongue back at ya?
The charge of ageism still stands.
Toonscribe
Some if us are (ahem)..about Sting's age. He needs to move along to a real name.
"Stung", maybe?
Girl Scout Thin Mints blizzard
Is it made with real girl scouts?
Chemtrails are very interesting.
cosmic tumbler | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 4:14 pm | #
Sooooooooooooooooo 90s. Clinton Era black helicopter paranoia.....
Take Brett Favre.
He's a first ballot Canton inductee.
He's ten times richer than any person you've ever met.
Walk away, Renee.
There is a Hoagie Hut in Colchester, VT. Right across the street from a most outstanding drive-in theater, showing triple features on four screens this weekend, from 9 PM to 3 AM.
Oh, the one near Mallet's Bay? By my eye doctor's...
Chemtrails are very interesting.
They're responsible for the polka craze were dealing with these days.
Rugged in Montana
I have a friend who thinks they are responsible for the recent earthquakes in China.
jac | 08.02.08 - 4:16 pm | #
If you have the $$$. I've been quoted $4K on a drive.
I mean kajillionaire celebrities who are wanderering dangerously close to the edge of "who give's a fuck, anymore".
MP
It's better to burn out than fade away.
So simels, what are you gonna do if the niece slips some tongue back at ya?
racymind | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 4:16 pm | #
Two words: Coronary thrombosis.
Oh, the one near Mallet's Bay?
Yup.
Sooooooooooooooooo 90s. Clinton Era black helicopter paranoia.....
Your point being?
If you have the $$$. I've been quoted $4K on a drive.
Gilly Gonzylon
Exactly. Gillware is $400 flat rate.
Exactly. Gillware is $400 flat rate.
jac | 08.02.08 - 4:19 pm | #
I like the name!
Polkas are what's wrong with this country.
Referring to Polkacide
American's largest Polka Festival-Polka Fireworks at Seven Springs Pennsylvania
How could I have ever missed this? My Slam Polka was first! [camelot sticks tongue out]
Is it made with real girl scouts?
Gromit |
O.M.G. I am shocked I tell you, shocked!
sheet
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He's ten times richer than any person you've ever met.
more equal than the average mayun!
That horrid place yunz were talking about the other night--Dairy Queen--has a Girl Scout Thin Mints blizzard now. It was almost worth the tooth ache I now have.
camelot
This brand of sugar-free cookies I actually like has a GS thin-mints knock-off. Pretty damned good.
[updates shopping list]
Can I blogwhore pathetically again?
Over at Box Office, I muse on a really fab documentary about James Brown keeping Boston from burning the day after Martin Luther King was killed. Plus the most memorable non-musical performances by pop stars in movies...
http://boxoffice.com/blogs/steve...nia-spec-
13.php
It might be nice if you could leave a comment...
Polkas are what's wrong with this country.
NTodd
DON'T MOCK THE POLKA MOTHERFUCKER!
I mean kajillionaire celebrities who are wanderering dangerously close to the edge of "who give's a fuck, anymore".
My, what an envy laden comment.
So you think he's only in it for the bucks? He doesn't actually give a shit about the writing, the music, the recording, and the performing?
And you think someone with hundreds of thousands of fans internationally is "wandering dangerously close to 'who gives a fuck, anymore'?"
I didn't realize you were the God of Music.
Polkas are what's wrong with this country.
Its elitist DEMON-crats like you that are causing all of the bank failures in this country.
It's better to burn out than fade away.
"Happy Halloween, ladies..."
live in Paris, TN.
Dom Lucy Hussein Magillicutty
You serious?? Paris is where I go to get booze, Carroll County being dry and the alternative being Jackson.
That makes you my official closest Atriot neighbor, superceding Jeffra in Nashville which I never get to any more.
[waves in northeasterly direction]
Polkas are what's wrong with this country.
NTodd, Counterproductive |
Bite me.
It isn't really my genre, but I hate for anyone else to have fun when I'm not, so I join in. It is a blast. Nobody cares what anyone else thinks. You prolly just suck at it. na na na na na na.
Xan!
I think my mentor has dumped me! She was supposed to call me last Saturday around 3 and didn't get off her web training until way late, so she rescheduled for Sunday -- never called, never wrote.
Today I was expecting her call at 4; sitting here needing to go to the store and I can't leave because I don't know if she'll call.
The FUCK?
McCain Website Scrubbed Article Calling Him "Political Celebrity", Campaign Forgets About Google
http://jedlewison.typepad.com/
ph...inscrubadub.jpg
Sheets, BTW.
The twelve year old would probably not appreciate it at all. In fact, it could be considered child sexual abuse.
I'll lighten up now.
Country Joe?
one, two, three whatta' we fightin' for?
Hey, Xan!
Howya doin' neybah?!
Well, actually, I live in Springville, right outside of Paris (City of Light, City of Magic...wait, isn't that from a song that Randy Newman wrote about Cleveland, Ohio?).
I have gotten to the point that when I am shopping at "the Wal-Mart" (as McCain's fans call it as they block the aisles)and I hear someone repeating the stupid lies about Obama, I just read them the riot act. These FoxNews zombies just crumble, because they cannot believe that someone can stand up to them and get away with it. I honestly believe that they think Hannity or Billo or Limbaugh will pop out of nowhere wearing a superhero costume and zap me on the spot so they can continue living blissfully in their RW-spun coccoon. I have decided I am not taking any of that shit from these people anymore. I have been openly gay in this town since I moved here from Chicago in 1981, and I think the reason no one fucks with me is because I will not take any shit from anyone, so I scare the absolute hell out of them. Call them on their lies, throw the truth in their face, and watch these fuckers piss in their panties.
The small crowds are good. The last thing we want or need in this country is a popular president. After all, look at Bush, case closed.
It might be a problem because of that pesky relic of a bygone age, elections. Soon enough they will be eliminated. Sometime after the next terror attack. The elites I am sure will be all on board for an American Caesar. Someone like General Petraeus.
McCain can only pull half of Big and Rich? Surely that's the real story here: the other half of the schlock-country duo contributed to the Obama campaign.
I can only conclude from this week the GOP is hoping that Obama gets shot.
BTW, 'sup Secret Service?
What's frightening is that Doonesbury just did a few strips about planning an event like this, -as parody-.
Happy Schnapps Combo
http://my.execpc.com/~sjkrautk/s...k/
schnapps.html
Harley-Davidson Polka
http://my.execpc.com/~sjkrautk/
a...bum3lyrics.html
Polka Celebration 10 am Thursdays
http://www.kzum.org/index_files/...s/
KZUMRadio.htm
And again - Rich is 34. Why isn't he in the Army?
dave™© | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 2:09 pm | #
I'm sure that if we don't ask, Mr. Rich will be more than happy not to tell...
Obama could get ten times this number if he just stood in front of a microphone and farted...several hundred? What a joke!
Elias, Simels did it again at 1:05 and 1:06 today. He posted as himself and forgot to drop the fake mimi nym. You will also see that he was fighting with me at the time.
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