HULK SMASH

GravatarME!!


GravatarCount me in!


GravatarYOU!!


Gravatarhulk smash has it again!


GravatarI don't know what her trick was - but I never saw any of her crusts stick (like mine do) -she was a crisco only lady though (she was born in the Depression) - I use butter.


My mother avoided Crisco.. lard and butter preferably, but vegetable shortening (not Crisco) for bulk orders.


GravatarI am actually enjoying a sammitch as we speak


GravatarI miss Hunter S. Thompson..


Gravatari was anointed in crisco.


GravatarI'm going to feed him the finest casseroles of Velveeta and imitation chicken!
Vicki


Not advisable. I have SBS.


Gravatarill say that if i were a tibetan living under lama's i would have welcomed chinese rule.


GravatarChimpy:

you know, I guess the best to describe government policy is like a person trying to drive a car on a rough patch. If you ever get stuck in a situation like that, you know full well it's important not to overcorrect -- because when you overcorrect you end up in the ditch. And so it's important to be steady and to keep your eyes on the horizon.


GravatarI have Irritable Bush Syndrome


GravatarI went to school with a Chris Coe.


GravatarNo sandwich for me. Friday in lent its a bean and cheese burrito, prepared by a wife who can cook.


GravatarThankee, Fezhead!


GravatarI have Irritable Bush Syndrome
WalterNeff, Oceanic 7th


With a spastic Colin.


GravatarWell, to-morrow I have to go pick up a new garden umbrella and some other stuff, from a seller on Craigslist.  Then, I'll go to the post office and find out if I won this damned grant.  Or not. 

It's a rough life.


Gravatarbecause when you overcorrect you end up in the ditch. And so it's important to be steady and to keep your eyes on the horizon.

Ya think he may have some experience driving drunk?


GravatarMP - nice return


GravatarOkay - I'm going to go out and drive recklessly now. See ya in the funny papers.


GravatarFunny how Americans don't know shit about Tibet.

Special Agent Dale Cooper would like a word with you up at the Great Northern.


GravatarFake ham and fake swiss on fake bread.

Parts of it keep falling on the floor.

I hate this fucking country.


GravatarI just renewed my subscription to the Star Tribune.

How many other folks out there receive/buy the daily paper?


GravatarWe through with pot pies, then?


GravatarWhoever decided that it was a good idea to cook celery should be dug up and pissed on.
JR, kerosene and a match


And cabbage, and turnips...


GravatarI remember at college, they'd always have baked turbot in the dining hall. They served other stuff, but I just remember the baked turbot.


Gravatar
How many other folks out there receive/buy the daily paper?


Not me, bubba.  Had the chance last week to tell them to go to hell, -again-.  And did.


GravatarZap Rowsdower - I get the Boston Globe everday - although it sucketh more year after year. They announced yet another round of buyouts this week.


Gravatarive always been amazed that the american left would associate with the 'free tibet" 'movement'. so silly. it would be like supporting a 'restore the french crown' movement.


Gravataror every day..


GravatarHomemade pizza is good too. Not sure how long I can afford to buy flour though.


GravatarAnd so it's important to be steady and to keep your eyes on the horizon.


heh.

I get this mental picture of the beady-eyed little insect tooling down the road gazing up at the horizon and ending up in the ditch.

What a frappin' douchebag.


GravatarHow many other folks out there receive/buy the daily paper?

Not anymore, but I used to subscribe to the New York Times, Daily News, New York Post and Wall Street Journal.

Too much paper, too little news.

I would like a chicken/green apple/brie on multigrain bread sandwich, please.


GravatarI like turnips.  And parsnips and rutabagas.  Root vegetables have a certain gravitas.  And celery grows really weird - so much so that you end up applauding it for actually surviving.


GravatarHey Neff, did you buy a new iPod ?


GravatarAnd cabbage, and turnips...
Elmer


I don't mind cabbage or turnips, if done right.

The cabbge needs to be fried in bacon fat with some caraway seeds. The turnip needs to be mashed with sour cream and nutmeg.


GravatarEnjoy every sandwich sparked the earworm:

"Climb Every Mountain"

Goddamn you, attaturk. Now I have bot the vocal and the visual of a stately mother superior in my head.


GravatarHow many other folks out there receive/buy the daily paper?
Zap Rowsdower

Um, The Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, owned by Richard Mellon Scaife. Not me.


GravatarObama should survive today's little tempest pretty easily. The statements weren't that big a deal and he repudiated them as he has before. A lot of crap has been blown out of proportion lately, but ultimately stuff like this doesn't last too many news cycles.


GravatarAnd celery grows really weird - so much so that you end up applauding it for actually surviving.
Barmpot Shouty-Crackers


My father's descxription for something really boring was "as exciting as watching celery grow"


GravatarCan't keep my eyes open any longer.

Have a good weekend, y'all! Wish us luck and money and awards!

*MWAH!*


GravatarThe stock market fall can be artfully blamed on bad loans to irresponsible lesser beings,the same "bad apples" that were forced to take the fall for Abu Garib, but sooner or later it must be acknowledged that w's IRAQ occupation and the incessant borrowing to pay for it has so weakened the economic strength of this country that no one can stop the fall.
Now we can go thru what Russia went through after the Soviet Union went bust.


GravatarEvening, all

We still receive the Muskegon Chronicle by subscription - for the local news and grocery ads and such.


GravatarWe through with pot pies, then?

I haven't had a really good pot pie at home in decades. I had a delicious one at a restaurant last fall, though.


Gravatar...Just cheesy late 50s sci-fi films: "Amazing Colossal Man," "Beginning of the End," "Beyond the Time Barrier," to name but a few I recall...
dave™©


The Attack of the 50 Foot Woman...

Science Fiction Theater
I gotta get me that. Is it just me being a cheapass, or are they getting a king's ransom for these old shows on DVD?


GravatarHow many other folks out there receive/buy the daily paper?

It's too much trouble to recycle it.

Sad, but true.


GravatarHow many other folks out there receive/buy the daily paper?
Zap Rowsdower

The ex strife was a fanatical NYT reader, prolly still is. Loser.


GravatarP O'Neill, you and Holden are driving me over the edge. Stop it. Stop it now.


GravatarSo, no one calls sheets?


GravatarI subscribe to the Boston Globe and it's not a bad newspaper, except for their need to publish rightwingnuts like Jeff Jacoby on a regular basis to keep the dittoheads buying the paper.


GravatarThe problem with pot pies is that no one makes them with real pot.


GravatarWhat a frappin' douchebag.
billy b


Chimpy? That dipshit actually worked the concept of driving into the ditch into his speech today. Dood has the self-awareness of the Titanic captain.


GravatarBut if you teach a man to fish he will need no sandwiches.


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GravatarSo, no one calls sheets?
Buckeye


Sheets were called, dude.


GravatarI really, really understand why most folk wouldn't want to read the daily. Probably, nay, definitely owned by some nasty company or faceless "capital investment" group.

It was a little over a year ago that McClatchy bough Knight Ridder, and then spun off both the Strib and the Pioneer Press. I'm loathe to spend money on the paper, but the alternative is that I have to look at people on the bus in the morning...


GravatarA lot of crap has been blown out of proportion lately, but ultimately stuff like this doesn't last too many news cycles.

A lot of crap has been blown out of proportion lately?

You funny.


GravatarI haven't had a really good pot pie at home in decades. I had a delicious one at a restaurant last fall, though.
Homosexual Activist


Ever tried Marie Callender's?


GravatarCelery and rhubard pie. Oh, my!


GravatarOh goody, I got the IRS "economic stimulus payment notice". Here's what I learned from it.

If my income is more than zero, I can get up to $600.

If my income is zero ($0), I can get $300.


Thanks for spending tax money sending me something with such useless information.


GravatarTeach an American man to fish and he'll need a blood transfusion.


GravatarI have 2 papers delivered daily


GravatarNow we can go thru what Russia went through after the Soviet Union went bust.
vox clamantis in red state
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verily


GravatarToo much trouble to recycle newspapers?

I put a weeks accumulation in a Trader Joe's paper bag and take the bag out on collection day and it's recycled by Cambridge. Not much to it.


GravatarA lot of Irish pubs make Shepard's Pie, but as a vegetarian, me no eat.


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The cabbge needs to be fried in bacon fat with some caraway seeds. The turnip needs to be mashed with sour cream and nutmeg.


I like the cabbage steamed with a little butter, salt, and pepper.

Ever steam sweet potatoes and mash them with butter and chipotle peppers?
With a good grilled steak that's an almost orgasmic experience, culinarily speaking...


GravatarHere's something tasty:

Upper Peninsula Pasties

It's a recipe for cornish pasties, and the pastry is second to none.

The insides are pretty delish, too.

Since my kid is now a vegetarian, I can't cook these for "us" any more, but I highly recommend.


Gravatar"Obama should survive today's little tempest pretty easily. The statements weren't that big a deal and he repudiated them as he has before."

i'm not so sure. i think i know probably more then most about his spiritual life thru his books and reading a lot of his website stuff, but doubt that many people know about that side of him.

i'd like to see him do a major address because i think that's one of the most attractive parts of him as a person, his thoughtfulness about faith.


GravatarOh goody, I got the IRS "economic stimulus payment notice".

They spent at least one hundred million dollars to tell people that a check is on the way.


GravatarEver tried Marie Callender's?

Nope. Good crust?


Gravatarthe chinese didnt murder a million tibetans. ffs.


GravatarToo much trouble to recycle newspapers?

If you don't read them, it's too much trouble.


GravatarA lot of Irish pubs make Shepard's Pie, but as a vegetarian, me no eat.

There be veg Shepard's Pies but me no recipe handy.

Not that that fact makes the Irish any better but still...


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GravatarHow many other folks out there receive/buy the daily paper?

wife gets the local paper.

one of them, anyway: this metro area has three dailies. none of them are much good; even the gannett paper sucks.

I'd rather have the star-tribune, personally.


Gravatar
My father's descxription for something really boring was "as exciting as watching celery grow"


Fair enough - all the celery growing activity takes place below ground.  Paint drying is more active.


Gravatarive always been amazed that the american left would associate with the 'free tibet" 'movement'. so silly. it would be like supporting a 'restore the french crown' movement.

Kinda depends on what the Tibetan people want -- and as near as I can tell from what I've read and heard, they want the Chinese to leave.


GravatarEver steam sweet potatoes and mash them with butter and chipotle peppers?
With a good grilled steak that's an almost orgasmic experience, culinarily speaking...
billy b


For some reason I don't really care for sweet potatoes (nowhere near the hate I have for celery, though). Nor gourds of any kind.

Although the above sounds like it would work well with mashed turnip....


Gravatari'd like to see him do a major address because i think that's one of the most attractive parts of him as a person, his thoughtfulness about faith.
jdw

What, are you kidding me? He's a dirty Islamicist! Can't you tell by his middle name?


Gravatarummmm, my last sammich was in N. Little Rock back in 1980.


GravatarBaconBits is probably just chemicals and bits of tarpaper, but I eat that stuff right out of the jar.


GravatarI haven't had a sammich since before Thanksgiving.


Gravatar but the alternative is that I have to look at people on the bus in the morning...
Zap Rowsdower


Got the cure for that, Right here


GravatarKinda depends on what the Tibetan people want -- and as near as I can tell from what I've read and heard, they want the Chinese to leave.
Toonscribe | 03.14.08 - 9:56 pm |

i didnt know that. if true id probably change my mind.


GravatarThe Irish couldn't feed themselves, and they brought their fucking shepherds pie over here? I ain't eatin that shit.

Greeks/Turks: same face, same race, great food. Praise the Allah of the kitchen!

Peace love and music --


GravatarOh goody, I got the IRS "economic stimulus payment notice".

If the last two numbers of your Social Security number end in...


GravatarA lot of Irish pubs make Shepard's Pie,
Gilly Gonzylon


Made with real shepherds!


GravatarEver tried Marie Callender's?

Yep. Back 'round '87. Me and three friends.

We all ended up with food poisoning.

Sooo...not a fan of Marie Callenders.


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GravatarEver tried Marie Callender's?


For store-bought pot pie, that's pretty good.

I like Mrs. B's homemade pot pie.


GravatarEver tried Marie Callender's?

marie callender's rules all other chicken pot pie. they microwave to perfection.

if you get them in quantity at costco, they're even affordable.


GravatarHow many other folks out there receive/buy the daily paper?

weekly here. I knows what's going to happen 7 days in advanced.


GravatarSandwich

you DARE talk to me of Sandwiches...

foolish 'turk

I drink your Milkshake!


GravatarI thought there was a floor income level of $3000 to receive any stimulus money. Am I wrong?


GravatarThe Chinese will never leave Tibet and the Tibetans aren't strong enough to throw them out.

If the Chinese were smart, they'd give the Tibetans enough autonomy to practice their Buddhist faith and have the Dali Lama there and stop being so goddamned oppressive.

The Tibetans still wouldn't like them, but they might be tolerated.


GravatarGot the cure for that, Right here

Pfft...the paper is cheaper.

Plus, I've got an iPod touch. But until I get some games for it, I'm not gonna plunk down four bucks each for a movie.


GravatarWent goooooooogling for "eyepod" in search of that viewer thing, and found This
[cheezy spaceship noise]


GravatarDoods, you haveta make your own pies.


Gravatar i think that's one of the most attractive parts of him as a person, his thoughtfulness about faith.
jdw


He ain't all thta thoughtful about lack of faith.


GravatarMade with real shepherds!
JR, kerosene and a match | Homepage | 03.14.08 - 9:58 pm | #

Aye, and four leafed clovers!


GravatarThe Hitlerburger never really caught on after 1940.


Gravatarive always been amazed that the american left would associate with the 'free tibet" 'movement'. so silly. it would be like supporting a 'restore the french crown' movement.


"Leave me alone and stop killing me."

What kind of request is that?
What a bunch of crazy ingrates..The Chinese are just trying to civilize them. They should be more grateful, like the Iraqis..


Gravatarif you get them in quantity at costco, they're even affordable.

At only 1500 calories/pie, it's a great deal.



Okay, I exaggerated. A little.


Gravatarwhy should the lama be in power? he was as oppressive as the chinese but 5000 times backwards.


GravatarI have to finish my taxes, don't I?

First - a nice baked potato.  Then sleeping.  Then - taxes.

G'night!


GravatarI thought there was a floor income level of $3000 to receive any stimulus money. Am I wrong?

That's in there too, but it's not real clear. And if you make more than $75,000, tough luck.


GravatarWhat the Tibetans need is a good souvlaki.


GravatarAt only 1500 calories/pie, it's a great deal.

Hmmm.. that's a plus.


GravatarEver tried Marie Callender's?

hell, if you follow the directions, you might as well cook.


GravatarMelanie Morgan on Fox Hannity is beating Obama like a mule over the shameful Jeremiah Wright obscenities. Fox News will ride this story to victory next November. Obamamania is so over and out. Gotta love them apples.


GravatarThe Hitlerburger never really caught on after 1940.
MP |

The Bush family LOVES Hitlerburgers!


GravatarA lot of crap has been blown out of proportion lately? You funny.

I didn't much enjoy Keith smirking when Alter obliquely referred to Whitewater or as he made sure everyone knew what he meant. Also forgot to mention there was no there there. Maybe he just had some bad clams.


GravatarPlus, I actually enjoy reading the newspaper...always have.

I guess I'm fine paying money for that. I can keep tabs on my hometown on my own time.


GravatarFor some reason I don't really care for sweet potatoes (nowhere near the hate I have for celery, though). Nor gourds of any kind.


I couldn't stand sweet potatoes until Alton Brown whipped 'em up this way on his show.

I like your turnip idea. I'll try that.


GravatarHow many other folks out there receive/buy the daily paper?



Chicago Tribune delivered every morning by 5:30 AM. Always read it before leaving for work. Give at least $40 at Christmas to the Hispanic man who has been delivering it for at least 10 years.


Gravatariraq had a functioning secular socialist state before we fucked them.


tibet? not so much.


Gravatarif you get them in quantity at costco, they're even affordable.
theodoric, evolutionary dead e | 03.14.08 - 9:58 pm | #


Massively high in calories, though, if you care about that sort of thing ...


GravatarI don't think I have read a newspaper on paper in 5 or 10 years.


GravatarMelanie Morgan on Fox Hannity is beating Obama like a mule over the shameful Jeremiah Wright obscenities. Fox News will ride this story to victory next November. Obamamania is so over and out. Gotta love them apples.
auggiesback

Your mother.


Gravatar"Too much trouble to recycle newspapers?"

our *&&^%$#&'d up city just changed their recycling program. it used to be you'd put all metal and glass in one bag, newspapers in another.

they changed but didn't tell anyone, and now only take paper and aluminum, and instead of using a contractor the city picks it up because they say they can make a lot of money on the aluminum.

so what they do is have a pickup truck with two employees drive to every address, check people's bags to make sure they contain only aluminum and paper, then later another truck comes by to pick the stuff up.

all other metal and glass ends up in a landfill, and at gas $3.40 a gallon and now 3 employees to tag and take the stuff, i hardly believe they are making money.


GravatarMelanie Morgan on Fox Hannity is beating Obama like a mule over the shameful Jeremiah Wright obscenities.

Obama shows a real lack of judgement going on FOX Noise.


GravatarGot the cure for that, Right here
Elmer, PHD (horrible)
*

Is that baby time-tested for possibly blinding people?
My EE brother said that chronic cell-phone users would be very likely to grow brain tumors. I wonder if this much radio activity near one's eyes is any good.


GravatarI haven't gotten my letter yet.


Gravatartibet? not so much.
euphronius

Which is why they should welcome the Chinese, right?


GravatarThat's in there too, but it's not real clear. And if you make more than $75,000, tough luck.

The note I got today says $3K in income, SS benefits, and/or veteran's payments.


GravatarOops, sorry. Accidentally fed a troll.


GravatarThe Hitlerburger never really caught on after 1940.

Well, they kept serving it with that fucking German potato salad. No wonder it never caught on.


GravatarHitlerburgers sold here.

(Shameless blogwhore.)


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GravatarI take a shameful obscenities sandwich with me every Saturday when I go out walking in the park.


GravatarMelanie Morgan is mentally retarded and emotionally unstable. Who gives a fuck what that maladjusted moron says?


GravatarObama shows a real lack of judgement going on FOX Noise.
puppethead

But will he answer the phone at 3am?


GravatarGod is a concept
By which we measure
Our pain


GravatarObama shows a real lack of judgement going on FOX Noise.
puppethead | Homepage | 03.14.08 - 10:01 pm | #


I dunno ... it gives him practice in dealing with the kind of trash they'll be throwing at him down the road.


Gravatar Obamamania is so over and out.

Maybe they've gotten a clue that you can't bully people into voting or accuse people of racism or pretend he's not going to have a rough ride.

Good grief.

Always a learning experience.


GravatarWhich is why they should welcome the Chinese, right?
Duane V | 03.14.08 - 10:02 pm | #


my only point was was that if i had lived under the lama, i would have welcomed the chinese.


GravatarI got my letter from the Feds today. I don't qualify.

Took out some money last year, so I owe.


Gravatar"Ever tried Marie Callender's"

They are OK, but that's about all you can say about them.

It's easy enough to make a pot pie.

Bake a turkey or chicken or use the leftovers from one, chop up the poultry meat to desired size. chop up some potatoes carrots and whatever other kinds of vegetables you want in the pies. Make a egg/vinager crust,
make a bechamel sauce. assemble and bake.


GravatarAnd while they often disappoint since I am a wild eyed Progressive they occasionally surprise with a perceptive editorial.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/ ne...0,7172438.story

Summary:

Hillary is not a racist (nor Geraldine) and Barack is not responsible for Reverend White.


GravatarWho amongst us hasn't been shameless with a sandwich?


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GravatarI couldn't stand sweet potatoes until Alton Brown whipped 'em up this way on his show.

billy b


I may try it out, if neither of us like it the dog will be happy....


GravatarObama shows a real lack of judgement going on FOX Noise.
puppethead


I'd be amazed if one voter out of thirty knows anything about that story.


Gravatarit gives him practice in dealing with the kind of trash they'll be throwing at him down the road.

They should not be legitimized by any Democrat, ever. Even if Bill Press says they should. God, he's a moron.


GravatarNope. Good crust?
Homosexual Activist


Not bad. Better'n Banquet, that's for sure. I'm more for the filling, though, so YMMV.


GravatarWho amongst us hasn't been shameless with a sandwich?

I, for one, inhale the 1/4 weiner.


GravatarMelanie Morgan is mentally retarded and emotionally unstable. Who gives a fuck what that maladjusted moron says?


auggie, the flea-bitten, mangy cur.


Gravatarif you get them in quantity at costco, they're even affordable.

My Costco has Tofurky Italian Sausage, but they keep it next to the real sausage.


GravatarGod is a concept
By which we measure
Our pain
Osama al-Speedy the Greek


God is a concept which is a pain.


GravatarPlus, I actually enjoy reading the newspaper...always have.

I miss reading the paper while eating breakfast.


GravatarMade with real shepherds!
JR, kerosene and a match

German ones?


Gravatar1/4 lb. weiner.

It sucks to be me when I fuck up a joke.


Gravatar"He ain't all thta thoughtful about lack of faith."

actually, i think he is. i'm an agnostic and am generally uncomfortable with the way religion is manipulated and used in the public sphere. i don't have any uneasiness with what i've read so far.


GravatarNow, if anyone needs a "recipe" for a real meat pie, I have a nice one...


Gravatari had lived under the lama, i would have welcomed the chinese.
euphronius

No you wouldn't. The Chinese have been brutal. Which is one of the reasons the majority of Tibetans want the Dali Lama back.


GravatarI'd be amazed if one Democraticvoter out of thirty knows anything about that story.
MP


The righty whities'll all know it by heart.


GravatarGerman ones?
Duane V


You went to my high school?


GravatarI may try it out, if neither of us like it the dog will be happy....


A tip - seed the chipotles. Your bowels will thank you.


GravatarI couldn't stand sweet potatoes until Alton Brown whipped 'em up this way on his show.

I make a swt. tater, spice berry, oatmeal cookie bar. when I don't get a late freeze.


GravatarI miss reading the paper while eating breakfast.
Homosexual Activist

I miss the good old days, back when the newspaper had news...


GravatarWho amongst us hasn't been shameless with a sandwich?


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spork_incident | Homepage | 03.14.08 - 10:04 pm | #

as in a SILF ?


GravatarNo you wouldn't. The Chinese have been brutal. Which is one of the reasons the majority of Tibetans want the Dali Lama back.
Rudy | Homepage | 03.14.08 - 10:06 pm | #


i havent seen such a poll. if true ill change my mind.


GravatarPlus, I actually enjoy reading the newspaper...always have.

We haven't lived here for enough years to care about Ann Arbor news, although we've subscribed off and on for nine years. It also endorsed Bush in 2004.

Haven't quite gotten over that.


GravatarA tip - seed the chipotles. Your bowels will thank you.
billy b


I usually get th smoked ones from the Mexican store.. already cleaned.