I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

PEACE


GravatarPIECE


GravatarOh yeah.


GravatarU.S. Sen. John Warner declines to endorse Jim Gilmore

RICHMOND

Retiring U.S. Sen. John Warner on Saturday voiced disappointment in fellow Republican Jim Gilmore’s efforts to succeed him and declined to endorse him.

Instead, Warner suggested that he may wind up backing Democrat Mark Warner in the Senate race. The two Warners are not related.

http://hamptonroads.com/print/482928


Fewer Bush-enablers on the bandwagon, please.
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GravatarTina Fey 08


GravatarThe best war movie ever is War and Peace.

7.5 hours

Directed by Sergei Bondarchuk

Filmed between 1962 and 1967.

The Battle of Borodino was recreated as per the actual historical battle with hundreds of thousands of Red Army extras dressed as per the original reality, and the whole set of battle scenes was filmed at, funnily enough, a place called Borodino. In Russia. They say that at inflation-adjusted PPP exchange rates, it was the most expensive movie ever made. I've seen it twice (not dubbed, thank God, but with subtitles, also thank God since I don't know more than half a dozen or so words of Russian).

Be careful. I could go on all night about it.

Based on a novel by one Leo Tolstoy, apparently. Seeing the film the first time made me read the book while in my late teens. I recommend it, and the book.

Talking of somewhat outre Soviet movies, anybody here ever see The Color of Pomegranates? A very astonishing piece of work, imo.
I also urge everyone to see


GravatarJust figured out why DWD thought there were ghosts in "Castle Keep." He's thinking of another war movie, "The Keep."


GravatarTina Fey is killing.


GravatarI love how Tina riffs on Palin's own words.


Gravatari mean, if we can have a senator Franken in 08, we should get a Tina Fey in '16


Gravatarmontag, I think you're right.


Gravatar"A natural part of end of days". That's awesome.


GravatarJust figured out why DWD thought there were ghosts in "Castle Keep." He's thinking of another war movie, "The Keep."
montag

Yeah, that's probably it.

Old guy losing his mind slowly.

And Tina Fey is better than Sarah Palin. (And Queen Latifah is great but this other guy sux)


GravatarScreensaver on XP may make Firefox [latest version] crash


GravatarOh. My. God.

Tina Fey is Palin, only much, much more articulate.


Gravatarbeach


GravatarSacred institution between 2 unwilling teenagers!


GravatarBest movie sex scene ever?

That's easy. Donald Sutherland and the Proof of God's Existence (aka Julie Christie) in Don't Look Now.

Incredible, and beautiful beyond compare.

And the characters are a married couple, which to my mind is a terrific plus from a moral but even an aesthetic point of view.


GravatarQueef Latina


GravatarTina is pissed at Palin. She's skewering her.


Gravatarjews and cuban food?


Gravataryeah Tina: marriage is a sacred institution between unwilling teenagers.


GravatarThe flute! The flute!!


GravatarTina so doesn't want to be dragged back to do this after November.


GravatarHilarious, best line ever.


GravatarThere were some steamy scenes in "Body Heat".


GravatarThe Cubbies are failing to excite me, to put it mildly.


GravatarTina is pissed at Palin. She's skewering her.

Didn't Bobo call Tina Fey the big loser from the debate, because there would be nothing to parody?


GravatarSarah Palin saved SNL.

just saying


GravatarDidn't Bobo call Tina Fey the big loser from the debate, because there would be nothing to parody?

Nah, it was Squeaky Ponnururururururu.


GravatarGo here:

http://www.marxists.org/archive/...894-c3/ ch30.htm

And search for this string to see a very old take on the US credit crisis, that seems strangely correct for being 114 years old.

" In a system of production, where the entire continuity "

Maybe the Snake lady can weigh in on this.


GravatarFey rulz!
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GravatarBest movie sex scene ever?

That's easy. Donald Sutherland and the Proof of God's Existence (aka Julie Christie) in Don't Look Now.

Incredible, and beautiful beyond compare.

And the characters are a married couple, which to my mind is a terrific plus from a moral but even an aesthetic point of view.
stunney
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no no no it has to be that movie about the white prison guard who works at the southern prison where a guy is going to be executed and he has sex with the african american woman who lives in his small town.

i'm getting a block on the name of both the actors.


GravatarSpeaking of gibberish and Palin, somebody pulled this out of the transcript of her "do-over" interview with Carl Cameron on Fox (via digby):

"As we send our young men and women overseas in a war zone to fight for democracy and freedoms, including freedom of the press, we've really got to have a mutually beneficial relationship here with those fighting the freedom of the press, and then the press, though not taking advantage and exploiting a situation, perhaps they would want to capture and abuse the privilege. We just want truth, we want fairness, we want balance."

Bush in a skirt, fer sure....


GravatarOkay, Tina Fey is completely adorable as Palin.


GravatarIslanders who insisted on staying died in Ike
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081.../ ike_lives_lost
Hundreds of people remain missing three weeks after Ike's assault on Texas. Local and city officials are no longer keeping their own count of missing residents, and the estimate varies wildly from one agency to another.

According to the nonprofit Laura Recovery Center, about 300 people are missing. Of those, about 200 from Galveston. However, the number "goes up and down by the minute" as people call in to remove or add names, cautioned executive director Bob Walcutt.


GravatarThat was pretty fucking great


GravatarI also urge everyone to see


Gravatarno no no it has to be that movie about the white prison guard who works at the southern prison where a guy is going to be executed and he has sex with the african american woman who lives in his small town.

i'm getting a block on the name of both the actors.


Hint: Halle Berry?


GravatarClean cup,clean cup. Move down!


GravatarWow.

Obama would be well advised to make this an ad.

Wow.


GravatarRich Lowry would like to be here to compliment Tina Fey's performance, but he is cleaning up at the moment.


GravatarShit. She didn't do it!


.


GravatarNeed to head out for a while. I hope to back in time for SNL here in Cascadia.

Have a good night all.


GravatarBest movie sex scene ever?

Joe Don Baker and Linda Evans in Mitchell.


GravatarAt least Bush made the Debt Clock run on time...


GravatarHere's the nighttime bug I was curious about awhile back. It's not a cicada, cicadas are quiet at night.

http://buzz.ifas.ufl.edu/142sl1.wav


Gravataryes yes yes HALLE BERRY.

that was an incredible scene.


GravatarOur host is struggling with the question of whether to watch Iggles or Phillies tomorrow afternoon.


GravatarJoe Don Baker and Linda Evans in Mitchell.

Baby oil? NOooooo!




Okay, now I'm gone.


GravatarBest movie sex scene ever?

Joe Don Baker and Linda Evans in Mitchell.
Tlazolteotl


The "baby oil" on the side was a classy touch.


GravatarClean cup,clean cup. Move down!


You remembered!


GravatarBest movie sex scene ever?

Not a hint of nudity, but, I'd say McQueen and Dunaway playing chess in "The Thomas Crown Affair."


GravatarAnn Hathaway is making fun of herself. pretty good.


GravatarSarah Palin saved SNL.

just saying
plum p,better democrats please
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oh yes


Gravatar"Here's the nighttime bug I was curious about awhile back. It's not a cicada, cicadas are quiet at night."


Lock the doors, seal all cracks and seams. Turn out the lights. Stay quiet.

Just saying.


GravatarProps to Anne Hathaway for doing that monologue.


Gravatari don't know a thing about anne hathaway except about her boyfriend being a fraud. i admire her for making a joke about breaking up with him, and his going to prison two weeks later.


Gravatar"Sarah Palin's genital warts have yellow eyes"-Dean Winchester from Supernatural


GravatarBest movie sex scene ever?

Hmm, nobody mentioned Last Tango and Brando yet...


GravatarBest movie sex scene ever?

I can't believe nobody's said the one in Highlander...


Gravatari'm getting a block on the name of both the actors. TEBB, beat McShame

Christopher Lloyd - Uncle Fester

Joan Cusack - Debbie Jellinsky ...


Gravatar"Here's the nighttime bug I was curious about awhile back. It's not a cicada, cicadas are quiet at night."


froggies


GravatarTina Fey so owes the moosebag, sorry, douchebag Sarah "Fucking Apotheosis of Republican Fuckery Palin.

Btw, is Willow preggers yet?


Gravatar
Hmm, nobody mentioned Last Tango and Brando yet...


I was gone to get a stick of butter.


Gravatar
You remembered!



Steel trap, baby. Steel trap.


GravatarGreat sketch. Loved the "Gwen Ifill" double-takes. Goodnight, ladies and gentlemen. Have a good night and for those of you playing the drinking game version of Eschaton; Maveriky!


GravatarBest movie sex scene ever?

Not a hint of nudity, but, I'd say McQueen and Dunaway playing chess in "The Thomas Crown Affair."
montag


The er... more graphic version between Rene Russo and Pierce Brosnan in the remake wasn't half bad neither.

No nudity, but the Rachel Weisz-Jude Law scene in "Enemy at the Gates" was pretty damn steamy.


GravatarThe Postman Always Rings My Chimes Twice
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GravatarBest movie sex scene ever?

Don't Look Now.


GravatarJude Law is hawt. He's a jerk. But he is hawt.


Gravatarits saturday night and i aint got nobody

aint got no money cause i di'int get paid.....


GravatarThe Postman Always Rings My Chimes Twice

Sometimes you have to send the kids to grandma's, bake some bread and let the postman ring twice!- Dr. Frasier Crane


Gravatarhungry much?

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/


Gravatarkatydids

http://buzz.ifas.ufl.edu/141a.htm


GravatarWar of the Roses was the best ex ever.


Gravatar2008 Entertainer of the Year:

Tina Fey


GravatarA Fish called Wanda had my favorite sex scene.

"Wanda, do you have any idea what it's like being English? Being so correct all the time, being so stifled by this dread of, of doing the wrong thing, of saying to someone "Are you married?" and hearing "My wife left me this morning," or saying, uh, "Do you have children?" and being told they all burned to death on Wednesday. You see, Wanda, we'll all terrified of embarrassment. That's why we're so... dead. Most of my friends are dead, you know, we have these piles of corpses to dinner. But you're alive, God bless you, and I want to be, I'm so fed up with all this. I want to make love with you, Wanda. I'm a good lover - at least, used to be, back in the early 14th century. Can we go to bed?"


Gravatarhttp://www.politico.com/news/sto...1008/ 14283.html

randing his opponent as “erratic in a crisis,” Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) is preempting plans by Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) to portray him as having sinister connections to controversial Chicagoans.

Obama officials call it political jujitsu – turning the attacks back on the attacker.

McCain officials had said early in the weekend that they plan to begin advertising after Tuesday’s debate that will tie Obama to convicted money launderer Tony Rezko and former Weathermen radical William Ayers.

But Obama isn’t waiting to respond. His campaign is going up Monday on national cable stations with a scathing ad saying: “Three quarters of a million jobs lost this year. Our financial system in turmoil. And John McCain? Erratic in a crisis. Out of touch on the economy. No wonder his campaign wants to change the subject.

“Turn the page on the financial crisis by launching dishonorable, dishonest ‘assaults’ against Barack Obama. Struggling families can't turn the page on this economy, and we can't afford another president who is this out of touch.”

Then Obama says: “I'm Barack Obama and I approved this message.”


GravatarHuh?...what? Oh, my bad, sex, not ex.


GravatarMonster's Ball


GravatarAnd, for pure athleticism, there's the one between Emma Thompson and Jeff Goldblum in "The Tall Guy."


GravatarCoT - do you have a website where i might read all your posts from the debate thursday night?

i had to be out andmissed the debate and my DFH friends comments here.


GravatarHey, I just walked in. I missed everything, didn't I? The thread is all about Tina Fey and Queen Latifah and something about a sex scene.


Gravatarkitten mom:

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_o...ding- relen.html


GravatarHowdy all.

Here's what I learned today:

1) Anne Hathaway is not only the cutest thing on the planet, but also a great singer.

2) Tina Fey will defeat Sarah Palin on November 4.

3) The owner of the Harmony Bar in Madison had great seats at the Brewer game.

4) The Chicago Cubs trade uniforms with their Class A Peoria Team before any playoff games.


Gravataryes yes it was Monster's Ball!

my brain is so lame tonight....


GravatarThe gratuitous sex scene in Wayne's World is pretty good.


GravatarWhy not the Carol Kane-Gene Wilder encounter in "Young Frankenstein"?

Or was it Terri Garr?

Whoever.


GravatarI very much loved the sex scene in The Simpsons Movie, too.


GravatarWhy not the Carol Kane-Gene Wilder encounter in "Young Frankenstein"?

Or was it Terri Garr?

Whoever.


Garr


GravatarSomebody just conflated best sex scene ever and Joe Don Baker.

I can't hang.


GravatarFeel as if I haven't slept for a month.  So I ended up crashing during some flick Monsieur was watching.  Would probably have slept all night if he hadn't asked what I wanted on my pizza.


Gravatara new kind of kleenex:

http://icanhascheezburger.com/20...-nose-i-has-it/


GravatarHere's the nighttime bug


Cosmetic bug
http://www.ethanwiner.com/t_bug22.jpg
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Gravataroh we're doing sex scenes in movies?


GravatarWhoever is imitating La Nancy on SNL has her voice down perfectly.


GravatarThis looks good. From Politico:

Dems could hit 60 Senate seats
Jim VandeHei, Mike Allen
Sat Oct 4, 6:18 PM ET
The possibility that Democrats will build a muscular, 60-seat Senate majority is looking increasing plausible, with new polls showing a powerful surge for the party’s candidates in Minnesota, Kentucky and other states.

A poll out Friday shows Sen. Norm Coleman could now easily lose his Minnesota seat to comedian-turned-candidate Al Franken. A Colorado race that initially looked like a nail-biter has now broken decisively for the Democrats. A top official in the McCain camp told us Sen. Elizabeth Dole is virtually certain to lose in conservative North Carolina.

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell of Kentucky has seen his race tighten dangerously close over the past week — and Democrats are considering moving more money into the state very soon. And there is even talk that Republican Sen. Saxby Chambliss is beatable in conservative Georgia after backing the economic bailout package opposed by many voters.


Gravatar"Monster's Ball"

Halle Berry & Billy Bob Thornton.

OK, the plus is, Halle Berry butt naked, getting the everlovin' bejeebus fucked out of her.

The negative is that it's Billy Bob Thornton, butt naked.

One can find that scene via The Pirate Bay.


Gravataroh we're doing sex scenes in movies?

Yes, so you can re-enact the one with Ned Beatty in Deliverance.


Gravatarback to normal: that SNL sketch is awful


GravatarTina Fey is Palin, only much, much more articulate.

Not only, but also unbelievably, strangely, and astonishingly more attractive.

How fucked up is that,/i>, given that she's the spitting image of our next President in a (thank God) alternative world?

But hey, I'm on the West Coast so I haven't seen it yet, so shut the fuck up about it, ok?

Thanks, flyover people.


GravatarSomebody just conflated best sex scene ever and Joe Don Baker.

I can't hang.




I was hoping that would gross y'all out!


Gravatarhttp://www.moviefone.com/insidem...est-sex-scenes/

I risked putting "best sex scenes" into a browser to get that, folks!


Gravatar"back to normal: that SNL sketch is awful"

It seemed mean spirited and insensitive.


GravatarSex scenes in movies?

Like Water For Chocolate.

Case Closed.


GravatarDems could hit 60 Senate seats
Jim VandeHei, Mike Allen


Hate to say it, but we need 61.

'Cos we really, truly need to give Short Ride Joe the ol' heave-ho.


Gravataraw Chris, a lonely single woman with only her laptop for warmth on a Sat night does NOT need to know there is something called Pirate Bay where she can see that scene AGAIN.


GravatarRob and Laura Petrie fucked a lot.

You just knew it.


GravatarIt seemed mean spirited and insensitive.
EkCenTriK

yeah. we all know the this financial meldown is because of the little people....


Gravatar"As we send our young men and women overseas in a war zone to fight for democracy and freedoms, including freedom of the press, we've really got to have a mutually beneficial relationship here with those fighting the freedom of the press, and then the press, though not taking advantage and exploiting a situation, perhaps they would want to capture and abuse the privilege. We just want truth, we want fairness, we want balance."



That bitch is crazy.


GravatarNight, all

Favorite sex scene in a movie?

(Have to get back to you on that one. I sort of remember it but not the movie's name.)

Peace (or piece)


GravatarYes, so you can re-enact the one with Ned Beatty in Deliverance.

You can play the banjo.


GravatarExtenZe is a herbal nutritional supplement manufactured by Dish Direct Incorporated AKA Maximizer Health Products Incorporated. The manufacturer claims ExtenZe promotes "natural male enhancement", which is a euphemism for penis enlargement, increased duration and firmness of erection and increased sexual stamina. Early infomercials for the ExtenZe pill featured a studio audience and porn star Ron "The Hedgehog" Jeremy.


Gravatarthis Barney Frank is even better than the Pelosi.


GravatarHate to say it, but we need 61.

'Cos we really, truly need to give Short Ride Joe the ol' heave-ho.
David Derbes, ochen' pissed

Sadly, very true.

Unless Joe decides that irrelevance in the Senate is less important than a host of AIPAC-inspired positions.


Gravatar
This looks good. From Politico:


An observation - isn't it interesting that the Politico has apparently stopped sucking GOPer dick?

Weren't they one of the most blatantly GOPer friendly sites at one point?


Gravatar"yeah. we all know the this financial meldown is because of the little people...."

Oops, I forgot I put the show on pause. I was talking about the Lawrence Welk bit.

Hah!


GravatarIn 2006 ExtenZe agreed to pay the Orange County district attorney’s office $300,000 in civil penalties for unfair business practices and false advertising. Susan Kang Schroeder of the DA office said the company couldn’t back up its claim that the pills caused users’ penises to grow 27%.


GravatarGOP dick suckers can be so fickle.


GravatarTEBB, my apologies. Although I can't believe that any lady Atriot would ever be lonely on a Saturday night.


GravatarNight, everyone.

When the newest Palin/Fey SNL skit goes up at YouTube, someone please link to it.

The Biden guy was lame, and Queen Latifah as Ifill ok, but Fey, OMG, Fey...


GravatarWeren't they one of the most blatantly GOPer friendly sites at one point?
Richard

it depends. i've seen some pretty horrible thing on it just last week.


Gravatar
Like Water For Chocolate.


It's to die for.

You can play the banjo.

All I've got is a balalaika.


GravatarHate to say it, but we need 61.

58 is close enough with an effective majority leader.

The one we have is a fucking putz.


GravatarTEBB, my apologies. Although I can't believe that any lady Atriot would ever be lonely on a Saturday night.
Chris Tucker: GOP Delenda Est!
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he LIKES me he LIKES me [me running in circles around the coffee table in my living room]

thankew [me blushing]


Gravatar
Rob and Laura Petrie fucked a lot.

You just knew it


Gomez and Morticia Addams, too.


GravatarThe Roger Maris Senate


GravatarThe Roger Maris Senate
Culture of TrÜth

with one VERY BIG ASS(terisk).


GravatarThe Roger Maris Senate

Why not a Big Mac or even Barry Bonds Senate?


Gravatartest


GravatarEchidne, welcome


Gravatartezt


GravatarTEBB, smart women are hawt women. Pamela Anderson leaves me cold.

Mae Jemison, on the other hand, hubba hubba!


Gravatarsnakes test things?


GravatarOooo, Jeffraham link on FP of FDL!


GravatarGomez and Morticia Addams

You just know they didn't "fuck" - they had more class than that. They did, however, tear the house down having great sex.

And Thing may have had a hand in too...


GravatarThanks, TEBB. I was just testing to see how easily the gravatar goes away.


GravatarTo the moon, Alice!


Gravatarsnakes test things?

If they can be devoured easily not, mostly.


GravatarGomez and Morticia Addams, too.

Nick and Nora Charles!


Gravatar"Don't torture yourself, Gomez. That's my job!"


GravatarIf they can be devoured easily not, mostly.

No snake flirting!


GravatarNick and Nora Charles!
Tlazolteotl, CCd

Too drunk to get it up. Witty reparte is all they had.

(although I wonder about Nora and Asta sometimes...)


Gravatar"Nick and Nora Charles!"

(Nora)"They said you were shot in the tabloids."

(Nick)"It was no where NEAR my tabloids!"


GravatarBlaming homeowners wasn't particularly funny - spoofing Soros was all kind of amusing. They tried to say that in fact the GOP warned about this 6 years ago but the Dems stopped them. Sure.


Gravataron c-span2/booktv;

The Challenge: Hamdan v. Rumsfeld and the Fight over Presidential Power

Author: Jonathan Mahler
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GravatarNick and Nora Charles!
Tlazolteotl, CCd

Too drunk to get it up. Witty reparte is all they had.


A fast tongue is all that's needed.

Not that more is not a good thing...


GravatarAmazing.

I must be smashed.

Posts with terrible formatting, posts that don't appear, etc.

Scotchy goodness is so goooooood.

N'est-ce pas?

Right enough, I am quaffing it from a beer glass, so that helps.

Don't Look Now has the numero uno sex scene. See it before you die.

The other Russkie stellar movie is Alexander Rublev.

Fuck the GOP.


GravatarQuentin - that sounds good, but too depressing for me to handle tonight.


GravatarWhy not a Big Mac or even Barry Bonds Senate?

You have something against Sammy Sosa?


GravatarRob and Laura Petrie fucked a lot.

You just knew it

Rob was caught anally compromising Mel Coolie while Laura munched on Sally Rogers.


GravatarThey tried to say that in fact the GOP warned about this 6 years ago but the Dems stopped them.

So funny, I forgot to laugh.  Or watch.


GravatarI've been home fifteen minutes and have seen two McCain commercials already.


GravatarNobody was fucking Barney and Aunt Bee, and that's why they were so nervous all the time.


Gravatari'm off to read in bed for a while, then sleep.

happy dreams fellow DFH's!


GravatarDon't Look Now has the numero uno sex scene. See it before you die.

you owe me a beverage but please, no scotch.


Gravatar"BREAKING: 2008 Election Declared “Big Stupidy-Dumb” If McCain Not Awarded Presidency, Hugh Hewitt Refused Binkie
By: Thers Saturday October 4, 2008 8:00 pm 5
diggs
digg it

Image courtesy of Jeffraham Prestonian , used with thanx!"

http://firedoglake.com/2008/10/0...refused-binkie/


GravatarNobody was fucking Barney and Aunt Bee, and that's why they were so nervous all the time.

Barney had that chick from the diner. She was the cat's, I believe he said.


GravatarWhy not a Big Mac or even Barry Bonds Senate?

You have something against Sammy Sosa?
Culture of TrÜth

If I had my druthers, I'd make it a Nena Senate.

You can only guess who would be the odd man out.


GravatarThe Liberal Party of Canada is using Obama!

in their latest tv ad in french, you have an ex-minister from the last time the Libs were in power explaining directly to the camera that it looks like Obama will be president and Canada needs a liberal not a conservative prime minister to have good relations with him.

i'm sure canadians would rather vote for Obama if they could.


GravatarThe Pentagon agency said Israel wants to buy an initial 25 F-35s in the Conventional Take-Off and Landing (CTOL) configuration, with an option to buy an additional 50 F-35 CTOL or Short Take-Off and Vertical Landing (STOVL) aircraft.

All aircraft would be equipped with either the F-135 engine built by Pratt and Whitney, a unit of United Technologies, or the F-136 engine being developed by General Electric Co. and Britain's Rolls-Royce.

Lockheed Martin said it welcomes the decision. "As the first potential foreign military sale of the F-35, this would be an important first step in expanding interest in the Joint Strike Fighter beyond the U.S. government and eight international F-35 partner nations," said Lockheed spokesman Tom Jurkowsky.

Earlier in September the Pentagon approved up to $330 million in three separate arms deals for Israel.


Gravatar
You have something against Sammy Sosa?


He lost the race!

But I loved him and Mac, and really enjoyed the race and the friendly rivalry they shared.  That was a fun season.  Bonds'?  Not so much, though I did see him hit 55 in Montreal, just after getting back from snack bar with a Molson and some poutine...


Gravatar""BREAKING: 2008 Election Declared “Big Stupidy-Dumb” If McCain Not Awarded Presidency, Hugh Hewitt Refused Binkie
By: Thers Saturday October 4, 2008 8:00 pm 5"

http://firedoglake.com/2008/10/0...refused-binkie/


GravatarWhat's the difference between McBusch and a lying sack of shit?




The jury's still out on that one.


Gravatarplease don't talk about the Expos, i'll start crying.


GravatarNobody was fucking Barney and Aunt Bee, and that's why they were so nervous all the time.

"Otis the Drunk" would score amphetamines for Barney. Aunt Bee was the Mayberry dominatrix who helped prepare Gomer Pyle for the marines.


GravatarMs. Farenheit, we've seen a few.

Disturbing.


Gravatari'm sure canadians would rather vote for Obama if they could.
plum p,better democrats please | 10.05.08 - 12:17 am | #

This canadian certainly would. What a great little video clip

http://www.vimeo.com/1772042


GravatarSorry if this came up before, but...

As a casino gambler, McCain is likely to have lost more than he won. But by not reporting his winnings, the different percentage calculations built into the tax calculation are thrown off, and if he gambled much at all, he has underpaid his tax. The amount of understatement of tax may be minimal, but that's not the point.

The real purpose of preparing his tax return and omitting the gambling winnings is so that people would not know how much he gambled. If he won $200,000 playing craps in Las Vegas, it would make a difference in the way voters viewed his suitability as a presidential candidate.

There are circumstances under which the tax returns could be correct, such as McCain gambled once in 2007, not at all in 2006, and lost everything the one time he gambled. Such an explanation is unlikely in light of McCain's alleged long history of gambling.

I think we are looking at tax returns calculated to hide an aspect of the candidate. My 35 years of experience in taxes tells me these tax returns are wrong, and we do not know the true scope of McCain's gambling or of his potential obligations to gambling enterprises.


GravatarWow, looks like Commander Swift is there at the reading.

He is an officer and a gentleman and a hero of teh Republic.
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GravatarOTOH I just saw a man with abs cleaning the commode. Like that commercial.


Gravatar84,4%

that's Obama's chance to win this thing.

http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/

stats can be a beautiful thing


Gravatar
Earlier in September the Pentagon approved up to $330 million in three separate arms deals for Israel.


Yep, let's immediately start selling the JTF to other countries, so the Pentagon can then say that we need a newer, better one to stay ahead of the competition....

And, here, only a few F-22s have been delivered so far.

The Pentagon's been on a money-powered merry-go-round for a long, long, long time....


GravatarDisturbing.

Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


Why doesn't he leave CA alone?

and

I just saw the third McCain ad.


Gravatarplease don't talk about the Expos, i'll start crying.

Why?  They sucked, and the O was a tomb.  But I do miss driving up, getting to the ticket booth 5 minutes before first pitch, paying 15 bucks for 5th row, 3rd baseline, and gorging on overpriced poutine.


Gravatarstats can be a beautiful thing

Here's one you'll like even better:

http://hominidviews.com/?p=1934


And I'll tell you, this guy does understand statistics.


GravatarThe Pentagon's been on a money-powered merry-go-round for a long, long, long time....

Military Industrial Complex? Whatevah ah you talkin' about?


Gravatarthat's why it makes me nostalgic, ntodd


GravatarPlummy, well done stats are always beautiful.

Poor interpretation makes them ugly.


GravatarI hope McCain spends every last dollar he has in California.

He's running the weirdest campaign ever.


GravatarTlaz, yes, he does.


Gravatar
that's Obama's chance to win this thing.


Still 30 days of hard work left for all of us.  But I'm cautiously optimistic.


Gravatarsallyh

howaya


GravatarTlaz, yes, he does.

His analyses are very interesting; he is also a very nice guy.


GravatarUncle B, exhausted.  I think the last week has caught up with me.


Gravatar"But I'm cautiously optimistic."

that's a good thing

I'm almost never optimistic, myself


GravatarFootrub, Madam?


Gravatarsun dragon!

http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod...d/ ap081004.html


Gravatar"I think the last week has caught up with me."

I hear you

I think I feel worse today than I did yesterday


Gravatar
They sucked, and the O was a tomb.


They had a good run during the Gary Carter era - 1979-82.


GravatarUncle B, you do know I have a soft spot for curmudgeons, don't you?


Gravatarthat's why it makes me nostalgic, ntodd

Did you love the echoes when people would bang the seats?  That shit always cracked me up.


GravatarBo, please.  And some plain seltzer, if you would--stomach is not feeling so great.


GravatarThat shit always cracked me up.

NTodd

true, you live in a vermont small town...


GravatarAlright, peeps. I need to go check in on how things are going at home. You all have a lovely night.

{{{{{}}}}}


Gravatar"you do know I have a soft spot for curmudgeons, don't you?"

is that another word for cranky people?

really - life does look like shit at the moment

I hate hurting - and this fog on my brain is starting to worry me

the doctors weren't worried - said screwed up muscles can do crazy shit but it's not their body


GravatarMcCain/Palin won't leave CA alone because there's money to be had here. 


Gravatar[brings the seltzer]


Gravatar"They had a good run during the Gary Carter era - 1979-82."

would have won a lo if the Phillies and Pirates weren't very good then too


GravatarI think the Obama camp watched some things and had a meeting, and said "Good God let's just stand back and let this trainwreck unfold."


GravatarUncle B, have you been given steroids?


GravatarWe Canadians have pulled a coup d'etat and have taken over this blog, man.


Gravatar"Uncle B, have you been given steroids?"

yes.

why?


GravatarWe Canadians have pulled a coup d'etat and have taken over this blog, man.
Richard | Homepage | 10.05.08 - 12:31 am | #

Don't stop here.


Gravatar
I hate hurting - and this fog on my brain is starting to worry me


Do you have a good pain specialist?


GravatarUncle B,
Trying any heat or cold on the muscles?


Gravatar"Good God let's just stand back and let this trainwreck unfold."

yeah.

and why they thought Palin was a good idea still is crazy


GravatarSo not a McCain commercial, but Bud light.


GravatarThe Pentagon's been on a money-powered merry-go-round for a long, long, long time....
montag

Brass gets polished to Major, goes to contractor for a couple years, returns to work with Joint Chiefs and Pentagon. What could possibly go wrong with this arrangement?


GravatarUncle B, because they can really fuck with you mentally.

I can't take them.  I freak out.


GravatarTalking of stats, the reason I'm so drunk is because I can't believe how right I was about how inflated the Fed's balance sheet turned out this week.

All the smart economics bloggers are talking about it.

It's unprecedented in solar system history, that's all I'm sayin'...

And now for a cigar. My sister's gonna smuggle in some Cubans for me next weekend.

Cuban cigars, chaps.

Viva La Revolucion Hasta Siempre, companeros.


GravatarDon't stop here.
ronjazz

beleive me, you don't want Stephen Harper as prime minister. He's like Bush and intelligent.

Very dangerous.


Gravatar"Do you have a good pain specialist?"

was getting good treatment on the discs in my back till the fight screwed up my back and neck muscles - that is kinda new stuff

"Trying any heat or cold on the muscles?"

yes and yes


Gravatarand why they thought Palin was a good idea still is crazy
Uncle Blodge, Urban Teacher


Most of the pundits, even the right leaning ones, are calling that decision a "Hail Mary."

Just the kind of instincts we need after eight years of Chimpy.


GravatarBUT intelligent


GravatarThey sucked, and the O was a tomb.


They had a good run during the Gary Carter era - 1979-82.
Richard

Don't forget Andre Dawson in his prime.


Gravatar
would have won a lo if the Phillies and Pirates weren't very good then too


Then there was Fernando Valenzuela shutting them down in game 5 of the 1981 NL championship series.

That was the ultimate heart breaker.

It might have been the Expos beating up on the Yankees instead of the Dodgers.


Gravatar"because they can really fuck with you mentally."

AH

So this might not be from the fight

that's good to know

I still feel like I have the flu though and that did start immediately after


GravatarWe Canadians have pulled a coup d'etat and have taken over this blog, man. - Richard

I call: bailed-out, no take backs!!!


GravatarPete Rose is a dick, but he needs to be in Cooperstown.

Fuck, Ty Cobb used to charge up into the stands.


GravatarBlodge, no concussion?


GravatarSon of a bitch, the Cubs strand 'em again. I'm going to hang a black mourning ribbon on my Cubs flag in the morning.

And we'd won the lottery to buy NLCS tickets, too -- and reserved a pair at Wrigley for next Friday night!!!


GravatarUncle B, I always feel that way on steroids.  And as if I'm going crazy.  I can't think.


GravatarUncle Blodge,
I'm sure you'll get your mind back, but it's the bod that's going to determine when. Just think of yourself as prostaglandin soup for now.


Gravatar"It might have been the Expos beating up on the Yankees instead of the Dodgers."

might have been indeed


Gravatarthe only time the Expos were close to winning something, the playoffs were canceled because of a players' strike.

typical.


GravatarThe actor Paul Giamatti's dad kicked Rose out of baseball.

I bet most people don't know that.


GravatarBo, thanks for the seltzer and the foot massage.

You know, I was okay while I had to be up and running and managing, but as soon as it got quiet again, it started to slam into me.


GravatarUncle B, I always feel that way on steroids. And as if I'm going crazy. I can't think.

For me, muscle relaxants do the same thing. Broke some ribs about ten years ago and after three days of those, 2 + 2 = was kind of pushing it....


Gravatar"Blodge, no concussion?"

No

kid never laid a hand on me. it's just that bullrushing an angry 15 year old is probably something I can't do anymore without cost


GravatarWhere's the vaunted swarms of 527's filling the air with slime and deceit? And the Mighty Wurlitzer, amplifying and focusing the attacks, and the R surrogate suiciders, where?

I think there must have been some falling out between Rove and his hatchlings with McCain. Maybe back around the "won't debate" move, Rove may have cut them loose for insufferable stupidity, and now they'll just spiral, crash and burn without the final smokescreen flourish and vote-stealing. It's too late. They're losing control.
-


GravatarThe actor Paul Giamatti's dad kicked Rose out of baseball.

I bet most people don't know that.
MP | 10.05.08 - 12:38 am | #

Mr Green Jeans is Frank Zappa's dad


GravatarThe actor Paul Giamatti's dad kicked Rose out of baseball.

And then he died.


Gravatar"For me, muscle relaxants do the same thing."

great

I'm on both


Gravatar65 degrees in my room. I should turn the heating on.


GravatarNewly discovered unusual blend that's quite tasty:

Early Times and OJ.


Gravatarwas getting good treatment on the discs in my back till the fight screwed up my back and neck muscles - that is kinda new stuff

Shit, man.


Gravatar65 degrees in my room. I should turn the heating on.
Echidne

But you're Finnish. You go from 240 degree saunas to -25 degree glaciers in seconds.


GravatarNever forget- Modok is watching ...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wiki.../e/eb/ Modok.PNG


GravatarBut you're Finnish. You go from 240 degree saunas to -25 degree glaciers in seconds.

No glaciers. Just a roll in the snow.


GravatarThe actor Paul Giamatti's dad kicked Rose out of baseball...- MP

I am NOT condoning any fucking high-low! !!


GravatarWe Canadians have pulled a coup d'etat and have taken over this blog, man.
Richard

EH?


Gravatar"I bet most people don't know that."

I knew bart giamatti did but I had no idea he had an actors son

I knew someone who worked for the cubs (used to sing "root root root for the home team if they don't win they're the cubs") and he told em that the word inside baseball is they had a lot more on rose than they used and if we knew half of it we'd not wonder why rose was locked up

despite that I owe him one for 1980 - for catching that pop up that boone dropped


GravatarAnd we'd won the lottery to buy NLCS tickets, too -- and reserved a pair at Wrigley for next Friday night!!!

strawhat says

Sux.

Say, who is a free agent after this season? Been thinking about next year a lot in the past few days.


GravatarWe Canadians have pulled a coup d'etat and have taken over this blog, man.
Richard


It's abooot time!


Gravatar
The actor Paul Giamatti's dad kicked Rose out of baseball.

I bet most people don't know that.


Damn. I never made the connection.

Paul was great in "American Splendor".


Gravatarcan you still vote, Richard?


GravatarOddly enough, my heat is paid for. The Leibniz cat is very content.


Gravatar"Shit, man."

news to you?

it's on my sucky blog

post is "well this is going to be difficult"


GravatarLeibniz, I was asleep for a few hours.  I found myself surrounded by three felines upon awakening.


GravatarOK, I watched Blazing Saddles.


Gravatar
I knew someone who worked for the cubs (used to sing "root root root for the home team if they don't win they're the cubs") and he told em that the word inside baseball is they had a lot more on rose than they used and if we knew half of it we'd not wonder why rose was locked up


Pete Rose is a one of the world's great doucehbags.

One of his major competitors for the all-time prize was found guilty on all counts.


GravatarI'd gladly re-spell "colour," "favour," and similar words if Canada would kindly lay claim to the Upper Midwest/Great Lakes.


GravatarSallyh -

It's either food or warmth.


GravatarOK, I watched Blazing Saddles.

And...?


GravatarBest movie sex scene ever?

Don't Look Now.


Roeg directed another great one in Performance.


GravatarAnd...?
montag |


Hmm, not much to say. It was very silly. Some good laughs.


GravatarJesus H Christ.

Fourth McCain commercial, or third. I count Budweiser ad as McCain ad.


GravatarArgh. They're not even being respectable. Son of a bitch.

I can't believe Ron Santo is actually still coherent.



Gravatar"OK, I watched Blazing Saddles."

you make it sound like homework


GravatarI found myself surrounded by three felines upon awakening.


You're cleaning Geena Davis' swimming pool?
-


Gravatarno no no it has to be that movie about the white prison guard who works at the southern prison where a guy is going to be executed and he has sex with the african american woman who lives in his small town

The True Story of Thomas Jefferson?


GravatarLeibniz, I'm assuming you're a well trained cat slave.


Gravatar
can you still vote, Richard?


In Canada? I don't think so.


GravatarArgh. They're not even being respectable. Son of a bitch.

I can't believe Ron Santo is actually still coherent.


strawhat says


Were it not for his diabetes, Santo would be more sloshed tonight than Harry ever was.


GravatarHmm, not much to say. It was very silly.

Well, that is, after all, Mel Brooks' metier.


GravatarFEIST FOR PRIME MINISTER OF CANADA!

(She's Canadian, you know, and I'm besoooooottted with her. Watch the intro of her singing 'Secret Heart', live in Paris. And do not miss 'The Build Up' at the same venue.)

She's so fantabulistically awesome. I call her, 'Her Awesomeness'.


GravatarI'd gladly re-spell "colour," "favour," and similar words if Canada would kindly lay claim to the Upper Midwest/Great Lakes. - Roadmaster, Milwaukee Office

Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Hoser Community ?


GravatarPalin and McCain going nasty negative on Obama is going to blow up so hard in the Repuke's faces.

Trot out that motherfucker and his swiftboat book, too. That'll only drag the ship down faster.


GravatarAnd...?

She's tired...


GravatarShe's tired...
MikeJ


Everything below the waist is kaput.


GravatarI'd gladly re-spell "colour," "favour," and similar words if Canada would kindly lay claim to the Upper Midwest/Great Lakes. - Roadmaster, Milwaukee Office

Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Hoser Community ?
focus, cursed by goats

I have been known to drink a Molson on occasion. And to purchase records by the Guess Who, Paul Anka, and even the Beau Marks.

However, I draw the line at Anne Murray.


Gravatarno no no it has to be that movie about the white prison guard who works at the southern prison where a guy is going to be executed and he has sex with the african american woman who lives in his small town

The True Story of Thomas Jefferson?
Stunt Woman


Or Strom Thurmond?


GravatarOK, I watched Blazing Saddles.
Ali's team of mavrix | 10.05.08 - 12:47 am | #

Obama was the Sheriff


GravatarUncle Blodge,
Checked your blog. Glad to see that the Principal has more class than his/her Vice. Hope someone has straightened the VP's wires.


GravatarAnd...?


And now go back and look for all of the background stuff. The backward couple on the wall, for instance. We found little things for several viewings, though it's been so long now that it's all like an old shoe.


Gravatarthanks bo


GravatarGood movies I watched today.

Mogambo (Ford) on TCM
Nevada Smith (Hathaway) on TCM
Quite Duel (Kurasawa) on DVD

And somehow I managed to accomplish some chores, too.


GravatarSallyh-

If I go into the kitchen and do not put down wet cat food I hear howls of despair.


Gravatar
Obama was the Sheriff


Where are the white women at?


GravatarHowever, I draw the line at Anne Murray.

I love listening to her try to do soul Christmas songs.


Gravatar"If I go into the kitchen and do not put down wet cat food I hear howls of despair."

when I was a kid we had a cat that would bite if you didn't get the food down fast enough


GravatarOn the drive home in the car with Cnn on the radio:

14YO: Who is OJ Simpson, is he the guy with the weird hair?

16YO: Why does that name sound familiar to me?

ms fahrenheit: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


GravatarLeibniz, that happens late at night at Chez H.

If I do not pet the tabby properly, I am batted at until I comply fully.


GravatarThe 100% negative ad buy that McCain's making is an admission that Palin flopped. His campaign's been collapsing for the past month.
Homepage | 10.05.08 - 12:57 am | #


Gravatar"Where are the white women at?"

they're missing????


GravatarHere's some Canadiana for you...

Stompin' Tom Connors - Sudbury Saturday Night (Live 2005)
http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=D...feature=related


GravatarOh, it's twu, it's twu!


GravatarUgh! WalMart commerciak on MythBusters about their cheap medicines. 90 days of pills for 10 dollars.

I'd not be surprised if they were made in China with melamine as a binder.


Gravatarwhoever the sheriff was, he was tres handsome.


GravatarHey, I was the one who introduced the sex scene in Don't Look Now as the best ever.

I feel used. Taken for granted. Cheapened. And desperate for a smoke.


Gravatar
Hmm, not much to say. It was very silly. Some good laughs.


What's weird is that watching it now, you can see all the gags that have been done for the past 35 years, stolen from BZ, and it seems almost stale.


Gravatar
Everything below the waist is kaput.


That whole scene is much funnier if you're familiar with Der Blaue Engel.


GravatarSallyh: If I do not pet the tabby properly, I am batted at until I comply fully.

Mikey! Yay!
.


Gravatarwhoever the sheriff was, he was tres handsome.

Cleavon Little. Another that went on too fast.


GravatarDon't stop here.
ronjazz

i dunno tho
any decent canadian musicians?


GravatarAs Dickinson said, there is a significant difference between Bush & McCain - George W. Bush was a much better pilot.


GravatarOn the drive home in the car with Cnn on the radio:

14YO: Who is OJ Simpson, is he the guy with the weird hair?

16YO: Why does that name sound familiar to me?


Guess the slow-moving white Bronco was not iconic of the age. Good thing, too....


GravatarAh. Stompin' Tom.

My favourite (!!) Canadien (!!) musician of recent years was the late, great Ray Condo. Born in Hull, moved to Vancouver and had a kick-ass western swing ensemble.

RIP, Ray. We all miss you.


Gravatar"Where are the white women at?"


Hiding from pollsters.
-


GravatarThat whole scene is much funnier if you're familiar with Der Blaue Engel.


Same with the badges and Sierra Madre.


GravatarStompin Tom! "The spuds are big in the back of Bud's rig!"


Gravatar
Cleavon Little. Another that went on too fast.


He was also "Super Soul" in "Vanishing Point".


Gravatar"Hello out there,
we're on the air,
it's hockey night tonight!"

Stompin Tom.


GravatarCleavon Little. Heavy smoker, died of lung cancer.


Gravatarwhoever the sheriff was, he was tres handsome.

He's dead.


GravatarSpeaking of being dead, if I don't go to bed now, I will be.  Neppy's annoyed.

l8rh9rz


GravatarLook, baby, the crown means the English Crown. A principle I have difficulty with, but there it is. The aged woman who wears the English Crown can say yes or no. Heaven help you if the answer ain't to your liking.

The Crown.


GravatarI believe that I'm owed a couple cold ones...

On the way to bed, I just want to observe that "stagflation" is one of the worst portmanteau words that I know.


GravatarNTodd, are you famous because your Godfather was Euell Gibbons?


GravatarBest movie sex scene ever?

Grace Kelly.


GravatarColon cancer, according to IMDB. He sure had a funny way of smoking.


GravatarHey, I was the one who introduced the sex scene in Don't Look Now as the best ever.

I feel used. Taken for granted. Cheapened. And desperate for a smoke.
stunney | 10.05.08 - 12:58 am | #


nope, was me, way way up there.


GravatarRay Condo clips:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G...h? v=G9wds0j7xyE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3...h? v=39hyOyrqEwM


GravatarBest movie sex scene ever?

Grace Kelly.
focus, cursed by goats


In Rear Window, when the camera comes into focus with her leaning over Jimmy Stewart, Jesus fuck she was beautiful.


GravatarHe's dead.

NTodd, Famous Person


Probably not so good looking any more, then.


GravatarTwice in one night, I get "War Pigs" on the random play?

OMG.
.


Gravatargonna try to sleep


GravatarThe Handsome Dead doesn't work as well as, oh, I dunno, let's say The Grateful Dead somehow.

For me at least. But, then again, I'm a straight male.


Gravatar{{Uncle Blodge}}

Hope you feel better soon.


GravatarFor the intellectuals still awake:

The Trailer Park Boys movie's coming up on Comedy Central.


GravatarSweet dreams.


GravatarEuell Gibbons had great-nuts


GravatarJesus fuck she was beautiful.

Some contrast between her and Katie Jurado in High Noon.


Gravatarvirgotex: The Trailer Park Boys movie's coming up on Comedy Central.

Aw. The signal is so weak on this side of Comcast's filter, I can't do it.
.


Gravatar"Colon cancer, according to IMDB. He sure had a funny way of smoking."

Cleavon, blow it OUT your ass! OUT YOUR ASS!


GravatarGrape nuts!! I mean


GravatarJesus fuck she was beautiful. - MP

beautiful.


GravatarBedBug: Euell Gibbons had great-nuts



1st of Sunday!

That was below the belt.
.


Gravataris everybody happy?


GravatarTwice in one night, I get "War Pigs" on the random play?

OMG.


I'd say that's an omen....


Gravatarmontag: I'd say that's an omen....

Let's not, and say we did.
.


Gravatar
Cleavon, blow it OUT your ass! OUT YOUR ASS!


Thank goodness I'd finished my wine and was drinking water. Easier to clear off the monitor.


Gravatar"Cleavon, blow it OUT your ass! OUT YOUR ASS!



Thank goodness I'd finished my wine and was drinking water. Easier to clear off the monitor."

My work here is done!

And so to bed!


GravatarThere are 2 Trailer Park Boys movies.

The series is based on a movie, Ricky and Julian shoot dogs for people for a living. Cats too.


GravatarThis is the ultimate glamour shot of Grace Kelly.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashi.../ efgrace111.xml

Mona Lisa of the 20th Century.


Gravataris everybody happy?

Yes. Everybody except John "Honorable Fraud and Coward" McCain.

But that's fine, we don't care about that despicable asshole.

PS-- Maybe OJ too


GravatarThe series is based on a movie, Ricky and Julian shoot dogs for people for a living. Cats too.

That's Gummo.
.


Gravatarwell, I might as well watch the end ...


GravatarSNL Vice Presidential Debate Parody 10/05/08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-...h?v=- Nfd4r6l4Fc
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GravatarThe series is based on a movie, Ricky and Julian shoot dogs for people for a living. Cats too.

Sounds like Beavis and Butthead with guns....


GravatarThere was a PBS mini-docu-series about two guys who grew up near Pikeville, KY... is that what we're talkin' about?
.


GravatarJohn "Honorable Fraud and Coward" McCain. I think "erratic" might have legs, too.


GravatarGrace Kelly was one of those women that just stunned me with her beauty.


GravatarThanks, Quentin!


Gravatarhttp://www.youtube.com/watch? v=b...feature=related

From the first TPB movie.


GravatarGoats have debbil eyes. -Brian Fellow


GravatarPoor Cubs.

As a Phillies fan, I say, poor Cubs.


GravatarMy pleasure.
-


GravatarQueen L. rawks Gwen Ifool. Her vocal inflections? Right on.
.


Gravatarshit. sheets.


GravatarPoor Cubs.

As a Phillies fan, I say, poor Cubs.
sdf (Stu)

Didn't one of Lou's teams (Seattle, maybe 10 years back?) win an ungodly number of games in the regular season, only to lose in the 1st round of playoffs?


GravatarBest movie sex scene ever?


The Brazilian couple under the waterspout in that run-down apartment building in "Wild Orchid"


GravatarPete Rose is a dick, but he needs to be in Cooperstown.


I think the hall of fame needs a hall of shame section for exceptional players that fucked up like Pete Rose, Ty Cobb, and the Black Sox.


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