I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
OOOOOOOOOOOOH
I was going to bed, but now I own this
I broke the thread, I own it. It's the pottery barn policy, which governs everything in our lives.
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You're dead to me.
dammit spinoza, i never get laid. always stopped at third
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"Women love kitty cats. That's why I'm gonna load 'em into this high-powered plasma cannon and fire 'em at 'em."
At least this third base included tea-bagging. That's nothing to sneeze at.
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Aye Aye, cap'n!!
Sneezing is not a guaranteed right under the constitution.
Atrios sounds like me.
Sneezing is not a guaranteed right under the constitution.
Thank god tea bagging is. It's right after the part about bare arms.
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Atrios sounds like me.
Except he has a blog.
How can I act without a script?
And since it was deadthreaded:
What fucking sadist....?
I'm a worse actor than I am a writer (& this sentence is damn bad, too) so maybe I could take tickets or clean up after the show.
[and it's the link I meant to post, not the Hillary nutcracker, which is so offensive, I don't know where to start]
Atrios sounds like me.
Except he has a blog.
I said he SOUNDS like me. I didn't say he has no life like me.
Ooooh! Watertiger, I want one! I want one lots!
What fucking sadist....?
Well, it's better than a flying dildo Airbus 380.
What fucking sadist....?
My Red Ryder BB gun is an effective snooze button...
it's the link I meant to post, not the Hillary nutcracker, which is so offensive, I don't know where to start]
watertiger | Homepage | 11.18.07 - 12:04 am | #
Neither to I. And there are people who will buy and think it's funny.
Isn't it odd that there are no photos of a flying dildo Airbus 380 crashing into the most heavily surveilled building in the world?
How can I act without a script?
I do it all the time: "Oh, oh, baby, yeah, baby, oooooooooh, that's so good, mmmmmm Candy. Yeah, I think I'm in. What? No, I'm in, lady crowley. Well, ok, so I'm not in. But baybeee, you've got the sweetest folds. Ooooh yeah. Fold me baby.
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And there are people who will buy and think it's funny.
Same people who laugh at that photoshop of Rudy pushing Hillary in front of the subway.
What fucking sadist....?
That Jammies Fool guy just told me that I was suckered into his "experiment."
I told him that just because he stuck mice up his ass, that doesn't make it an "experiment."
not the Hillary nutcracker, which is so offensive, I don't know where to start]
watertiger | Homepage | 11.18.07 - 12:04 am | #
Neither to I. And there are people who will buy and think it's funny.
Brooklyn Girl | 11.18.07 - 12:07 am | #
Well, to be fair, she is a bit of a ball breaker...
Brooklyn Girl | 11.18.07 - 12:07 am | #
You're back!
Fold me baby.
so much for that PG-13 rating!
[vomits into trashcan next to desk]
How can I act without a script?
watertiger | Homepage | 11.18.07 - 12:03 am | #
Hollywood does it all the time...
That Jammies Fool guy just told me that I was suckered into his "experiment."
Does his live in Tempe, perchance?
Isn't it odd that there are no photos of a flying dildo Airbus 380 crashing into the most heavily surveilled building in the world?
mimi has an answer.
That Jammies Fool guy just told me that I was suckered into his "experiment."
At least he didn't spit in your face and then say "I was just kidding!"
And how the fuck did that needledick win "Best New Blog"?
lotta stuff comes out of Hollywood that isn't acted, either...
Well, to be fair, she is a bit of a ball breaker...
NTodd, On On WANDERSEXXX! | Homepage | 11.18.07 - 12:08 am | #
The people running Washington today deserve to have their balls broken.
Thers, joo theenk joo got a live one, check out TBogg.
Must be sunspots or sometheeng.
so.
Fox News Porn: Fun stuff from the prurient prudes at Fox.
You're back!
Janeane The Acerbic Goblin | 11.18.07 - 12:08 am | #
Yeah, pretty much, with the help of my friends ...
And how the fuck did that needledick win "Best New Blog"?
A wingnut won a wingnut award.
lotta stuff comes out of Hollywood that isn't acted, either...
I believe that's the San Fernando Valley.
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You can talk yourself into getting unbanned?
check out TBogg.
Good grief...
A wingnut won a wingnut award.
stoopit heads.
I'll never forget Mamie Van Doren in 'Hedda Gabler'...
Didn't we used to have a regular who'd jump in early in a thread and just type Woohoo! Or something like that? Haven't seem him for a while.
You can talk yourself into getting unbanned?
If you can talk yourself into half the shit you apparently believe, I guess the answer would be yes.
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Yeah, pretty much, with the help of my friends ...
What would you do if I sang out of tune?
When Brian De Palma's "Redacted" was shown at a recent film festival, the "tear filled audience" gave it a standing ovation at the end of the movie. The film ends showing photos of the real live victims. Apparently the company which financed the film had the faces in the photos blurred for North American audiences, thus redacting De Palma's film. Seems to me that an audience seeing photos with blurred faces would not react in the same passionate manner as the film festival audiences who saw the faces of the victims clearly. I think back to the end of "Schindler's List" which showed the real life survivors honoring the grave of Schindler. That ending sent chills up my spine.
NTodd: I'd walk right out on you. After standing up...
If a Toby talks itself into burning a dog in a forest and nobody's there to blog it, does it still get defensive?
You can talk yourself into getting unbanned?
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 11.18.07 - 12:14 am | #
I'm guessing you can't talk yourself into being a not asshole.
Prof W-
Hedda's actual name in the play is Hedda Tesman; Gabler is her maiden name. About the title, Ibsen wrote: "My intention in giving it this name was to indicate that Hedda as a personality is to be regarded rather as her father's daughter than her husband's wife.
Yeah, that one, FoxPorn, was pretty heinous considering it had an age restriction on YouTube but everything in the clip was aired on Faux Fox. Friggin Fox.
As for "shut up and act" Congress.org has been useful.
NTodd: I'd walk right out on you. After standing up...
Now I know how many holes it takes to fill the Wombat Hall...
The people running Washington today deserve to have their balls broken.
Brooklyn Girl | 11.18.07 - 12:10 am | #
Uh...let's talk.
Now I know how many holes it takes to fill the Wombat Hall...
I think that was also the plot of a film produced in the San Fernando Valley.
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The people running Washington today deserve to have their balls broken.
Brooklyn Girl | 11.18.07 - 12:10 am | #
Didn't know they had balls...
Now I know how many holes it takes to fill the Wombat Hall.
Well, wombats ARE burrowing creatures.
The people running Washington today deserve to have their balls broken.
Brooklyn Girl | 11.18.07 - 12:10 am | #
Uh...let's talk.
steve simels | Homepage | 11.18.07 - 12:19 am | #
Get a room. Geesh.
What would you do if I sang out of tune?
NTodd, On On WANDERSEXXX! | Homepage | 11.18.07 - 12:15 am | #
Well, as long as you try not to ...
I always loved Shatner's rendition of Wombats In The Sky With Diamonds. Lots of people think it's about WMD, but Lenin swore it wasn't...
Fold me baby.
You're a bit spindly and mutilated for my tastes.
check out TBogg.
That really is pretty astonishing. Wow. What a meltdown.
When I sing in tune, it isn't immediately obvious. Terrible voice, just terrible. I make Bob Dylan sound like Samuel Raney...
Didn't know they had balls...
Rahm Emanuel has huge balls, about which I'm sure he'll tell you and anyone who will listen. I'm talking immigrant crushing huge.
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Well, wombats ARE burrowing creatures.
This one is more a William S. Burrowing animal.
Hi ho, Steverino!
You heard that new album from John Sebastian and David Grisman yet?
Heard a couple of tracks on this station... pretty cool!
William H. Rehnquist | 11.18.07 - 12:21 am | #
Rahm is a complete idiot...
Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding...
Anybody watching WITHNAIL AND I on TCM right now?
Hands down, the best fricking movie about the counter-culture. And the end of the 60s...A dark, funny tragi-comic masterpiece...
Plus Richard E. Grant....
Act how?
Act up? Act out?
Rahm Emanuel has huge balls
Wisely, AC/DC altered the lyrics from their original draft...
steve simels | Homepage | 11.18.07 - 12:22 am | #
Phenomenal film....
Plus Richard E. Grant....
I can forgive him for "Hudson Hawk" because he made "Withnail & I"
Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding...
Boy, ain't THAT the truth.
Well, wombats ARE burrowing creatures.
That would explain their having lunch naked.
Rahm is a complete idiot...
I bet he smokes cigars even though he doesn't like them and drives a customized muscle car.
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What would you do if I sang out of tune?
NTodd, On On WANDERSEXXX! | Homepage | 11.18.07 - 12:15 am | #
Well, as long as you try not to ...
Brooklyn Girl | 11.18.07 - 12:20 am | #
Try this.
Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding...
HEY!
fourlegsgood, FREE BRKLYNGIRL | Homepage | 11.18.07 - 12:23 am
Hey there!
The people running Washington today deserve to have their balls broken.
Brooklyn Girl | 11.18.07 - 12:10 am | #
How about if I just shoot them into the sun?
I've never visited another blog outside of Eschaton.
Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding... watertiger
[looks at watch] I'll do what I can, but I may not be able to get there till tomorrow.
Hey there!
Hallloooooooo!!
I guess you've solved UR technical difficulties?
watertiger | Homepage | 11.18.07 - 12:24 am | #
Similar to how I can forgive Criterion for putting out The Rock and Armageddon.
They probably used that cash from Bay's tripe to restore and put out Berlin Alexanderplatz....
I've never visited another blog outside of Eschaton.
Have you walked some of the eschaton sky ways? Only losers are down on the blog sidewalks.
HEY!
Blame your wife. She sent me the goddamned earworm of a song.
I guess you've solved UR technical difficulties?
fourlegsgood, gots torch du U? | Homepage | 11.18.07 - 12:26 am | #
Enough of them that I can post again! Man, did that suck.
I have a confession to make.
I watched The Transformers last night.
Oh, now EVERYBODY'S doing it.
That's why I'm voting for Fred Thompson, so when he dies in a year or two we can elect his wife's breasts to be president.
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Oh, shit. Lisa Stansfield posts here?
[looks at watch] I'll do what I can, but I may not be able to get there till tomorrow.
Hello, sailor!!!
William H. Rehnquist | 11.18.07 - 12:24 am | #
Sound like a DLCer....
I want to keep jobs here in this country, that's why I support a trade agreement sending them overseas...
Speaking of new albums, am I the only one who didn't know Darlene Love put out her own Christmas album this year?
Featuring a remake of the great semi-obscure Three Wise Men* tune, "Thanks for Christmas"... a version I'm not too fond of, but still!
(*You may know them better as XTC.)
Hey simmels, pls. read this post
http://noquarterusa.net/blog/200...lins/#more-
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can you figure out who taters is?
Have you walked some of the eschaton sky ways? Only losers are down on the blog sidewalks.
Aren't those lyrics from a Replacements song?
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I watched The Transformers last night.
fourlegsgood, gots torch du U? | Homepage | 11.18.07 - 12:27 am | #
I think I said this before, but a friend of mine called me in the middle of the night telling me he wanted to kill Michael Bay after seeing that film...
Have you walked some of the eschaton sky ways? Only losers are down on the blog sidewalks.
BOO!!!
Oh, Alien Resurrection (a truly sucky movie) is on AMC, but at 11:30, Halloween (the original) is on.
Have you walked some of the eschaton sky ways? Only losers are down on the blog sidewalks.
Ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
That's why I'm voting for Fred Thompson, so when he dies in a year or two we can elect his wife's breasts to be president.
The brings a whole new meaning to someone going tits up.
Aren't those lyrics from a Replacements song?
"Kiss me . . . on the skyway. . . . "
Just watching a story about Iran's government funding solar water heaters for the poor. Quite interesting.
I thought Fred Thompson was already dead... or undead, whateverthefuck it is... & that, in effect, a vote for him *is* a vote for his wife's breasts.
Arkenor | Homepage | 11.18.07 - 12:30 am | #
Iran is full of hippies!
"Kiss me . . . on the skyway. . . . "
You ain't nothing but a tiger in the blog.
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I think I said this before, but a friend of mine called me in the middle of the night telling me he wanted to kill Michael Bay after seeing that film...
It was pretty silly.
Though I did think the giant fighting robots were kind of cool. But then they talked, and that fucking spoiled everything.
I refuse to watch the Transformers. I never got over seeing Phantom Menace (still haven't seen the other 2 prequels).
I watched The Transformers last night.
fourlegsgood, gots torch du U?
I've seen it too. It kind of meandered into a mess for me once I learned that some transformers were actually "good transformers."
I refuse to watch the Transformers. I never got over seeing Phantom Menace (still haven't seen the other 2 prequels).
I didn't hate it as much as I thought I would. But it is pretty infantile.
And silly.
Night peeps.
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You ain't nothing but a tiger in the blog. William H. Rehnquist
Rehnquist's got a boner!
Ew.
We have buses here, too. Yet Westerberg never wrote a song about those!
Wait...
Arkenor | Homepage | 11.18.07 - 12:31 am | #
I saw Phantom Menace (which sucked), and the last 20 minutes of Clones, which royally sucked. The last 20 minutes was supposed to be the best part of the film.
I can't bring myself to watch Revenge of the Sith, even though most have said it's actually pretty good.
Arkenor: they managed to make the key event of the films, the transformation of Anakin Skywalker into Darth Vader, entirely unbelievable.
Buss Me on the Tram.
I can't bring myself to watch Revenge of the Sith, even though most have said it's actually pretty good.
Only comparatively speaking.
I still say you could make a fairly decent movie if you edited those first three down to two hours total.
I may go through my life without ever seeing them. I don't think they could compare with my vague imaginings.
they managed to make the key event of the films, the transformation of Anakin Skywalker into Darth Vader, entirely unbelievable.
ProfWombat | 11.18.07 - 12:33 am | #
I hated the prequel series.
Lucas either didn't know when to stop or when to relinquish control.
In any case, I suspect they would not add to my happiness. Sometimes ignorance really is better.
three Sheets to the wind...
I hated the prequel series.
Lucas either didn't know when to stop or when to relinquish control.
He should have got help with the scripts.
I understood where he was trying to go, but the man can't write dialog for shit.
There's no need to see any of the prequels unless you really want to. Some saw them simply out of an obligation more than anything else. They loved the originals, so they wanted to see the rest of them (or something like that).
I think my life will be OK if I skip Sith.
I saw Phantom Menace (which sucked), and the last 20 minutes of Clones, which royally sucked. The last 20 minutes was supposed to be the best part of the film.
I can't bring myself to watch Revenge of the Sith, even though most have said it's actually pretty good.
Pretty much you forget Menace, take the part of Clones you hated (I think you're totally insane because it was pretty good), most of Sith and you've got a decent prequel feature. Cut Mr I Can't Emote's scenes, give Natalie some decent dialog and have her show more skin, reshoot NOOOOOOOOOO while Lucas is on the john, and it's great.
Next time someone gets the bright idea to mess with my childhood memories, they had better ask me for some input.
When Lucas directed material that drew freely, and lovingly, from other sources, such as 'American Graffiti' and 'STar Wars', he did well, with humor and a lightness of touch. His later work became excessively burdened with self-reference, fatally so from my point of view, so that only those who had a compelling need to see the prequels because of the time they'd spent in the 'Star Wars' universe could really enjoy them...
When the first "Star Wars" opened in NYC my girlfriend and I went every Saturday morning to see it, for the first 5 weeks, high on acid, sat no further back than the first three rows, along with little kids, and watched the movie a few times at each showing. The second "Star Wars" I saw once. Never watched another "Star Wars" afterwards.
jar jar binks reminded me of a socially adjusted mimi.
hey, why talk you me about like that? Meah notta meme.
Just had a miserable and frustrating day but want to share that my daughter in law made me smile in spite of it all. She did remark that she was glad I smiled even tho it was at her expense.
She was tasked with driving me to work because my son was having his vehicle worked on at the repair shop. When I asked her what the problem was, she said his car needed both Balls and Joints, I really did TRY not to laugh...........but failed miserably.
Made my day!
Congressional candidate announces support of effort to remove Pelosi as Speaker, making way for impeachment:
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