I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
My thread! Mine!
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
I'm taking ya out at the knee caps.
Wrong, bucko!
BTW, apropos of nothing in particular, the Great Orange Satan says that Sarah is under a criminal probe.
No, I'm not making this up!
Crazy.
go thers, go.
WTF is this world coming to...
Sarah stepping down to get out of spotlight. Levi will see his visitation time shrivel up to nothing as press loses interest in her and she no longer has to fake interest in his welfare. Nah. Why was she so breathless? Republicans are weirdos. Pass it along.
Enjoy.
Self-firsting is frowned upon.
…millions of full-time workers are being downgraded to part-time, as businesses slash labor costs to remain above water. Because people are working less, wages have fallen by 0.3% this year. Factories are operating at only 65% capacity, while the overall jobless rate hit 9.5%. Throw in discouraged workers who want full-time work, and the labor underutilization rate climbed to 16.5%.
Self-firsting is frowned upon.
Quit your complaining.
Quit your complaining.
"..."
Play her off, Keyboard Cat:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f...h?
v=fWuUc9VC0Ds
Actual headline at the WaPo:
Palin Plays by Own Rules, Again
Who is this voter guy?
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
duncan black
Oh, you have no idea.
That resignation speech was, indeed, awesome.
Self-firsting is frowned upon.
I'm just as God made me, sir.
mankini?
It's good news for Sarah Palin!
20-28% of the country would have whooped it up if Bush raped a child on the White House lawn with the cameras rolling. Liberal-hating wingnut sheep.
Whenever I read a poll, I automatically subtract out the zombie numbers.
Worked in the yard for 5 hours today. Put a whole new bed in that finally creates this equisite outside space under my backyard sugar maple.
Palin Plays by Own Rules, Again
AndyG | Homepage | 07.03.09 - 9:54 pm | #
there's some "rule of law" comment to make here, but i'm too tired to word it correctly.
"…millions of full-time workers are being downgraded to part-time, as businesses slash labor costs to remain above water. Because people are working less, wages have fallen by 0.3% this year. Factories are operating at only 65% capacity, while the overall jobless rate hit 9.5%. Throw in discouraged workers who want full-time work, and the labor underutilization rate climbed to 16.5%."
Yeah, this 2nd Bush Recession really sucks. Thanks for bringing it up.
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
duncan black | 07.03.09 - 9:49 pm | "
Sucks to be you, troll.
Your bitter, bitter tears PLEASE ME!
turns out the top rate in CA is 9.3% assessed on all income above 45k.
can anyone here figure out what the bgt solution is, in addition to stop being only one of three states not to tax the extraction of oil or requiring you get the minority party (which represents something less than 40% of voters) to agree to anything you want to do with regard to budgets and taxes.
For only $9.99 a month, I could get a "fart" ringtone for my cellphone
admit it.
that kicked ass.
pearl jam kicks ass.
hicks and nitwits?
that's a law firm you def'nitely won't want to be patronizing.
Palin's resigning because FY 2010 begins in July, and her 2010 budget was predicated on oil being $74 a barrel.
Oops.
Time for a fiscal plan
http://www.thealaskastandard.com...com/?q=node/
219
http://freerangewriting.blogspot...-
reporters.html
http://www.themudflats.net/2009/...out-the-budget/
It's time for freedom lovers to take a no-prisoners / no-mercy attitude toward the Democrats, the Left, the Mainstream Media, and the Republican Party establishment. All of these have contributed to Palin's departure. It is vital that none of them ever know another restful night. Dog their private lives. Dog their finances. Dog their associations. Pepper them with hostile questions and accusations at every imaginable turn.
Take vengeance for Sarah Palin.
That resignation speech was, indeed, awesome.
Virginia
in any respect other than its resignation?
"can anyone here figure out what the bgt solution is"
Temporarily jack the gas tax about $1 and give out low income tax credits to smooth it out.
Ms. Matalin joked that despite her own initial inside-the-Beltway reaction of surprise, shoppers at her local WalMart in the Shenandoah would be whooping "hoo-rahs" because of Ms. Palin's continued popularity among conservative voters.
I get John McCain's contempt for WalMart shoppers. His family had money and position when Cindy's father moved to Phoenix with his own first wife. But Mary Matalin used to be one of those people she's sneering at here. Now she thinks they're too dumb to see her contempt.
Only $60 billion of the stimulus has been paid out so far.
fred
An onknown amount of that--maybe a bit, maybe a bunch--is being delayed due to empty administrative desks, due to...
be ready...
Republicans holding up Obama's upper, middle, and low-level appointments. Calm down, I know that comes as a shock...
"Family Values" political candidates make me want to puke.
Like it's some elite group.
"Hey, I want my daughter not to succumb to a terrible disease, and for her to be properly fed, and to get a decent education!"
Lighten up, Frances.
dirk -- did you feel as though your phone was about to ring around 6:30?
It almost did. We stopped at Harry's and were about to decide to stop there for the night (we didn't get moving until after 11), but then thought we should get a little more distance behind us.
So we're in: Dalton! Woohoo!
"Take vengeance for Sarah Palin."
Bring. It. ON!
mankini
OK, that is just wrong.
in any respect other than its resignation?
stoat
Yeah! Every sentence made me say, quote, Wha? endquote.
I love when she does that 
Yeah, this 2nd Bush Recession really sucks. Thanks for bringing it up.
fred | 07.03.09 - 9:57 pm
That's Bush-Greenspan Recession.
Greenspan's efforts to skew American productivity in to servicing his property bubble caused too many jobs to be created servicing the wrong shit during Bush's time. Now it's all coming home to roost as Greenspan's 2nd bubble unravels.
in any respect other than its resignation?
stoat
the quacking in the background was awesome
Hi V
glad you're enjoying things
Thers is a gentleman and a scholar, and anyone who calls him an Irish Lout hates America.
dirk -- did you feel as though your phone was about to ring around 6:30?
i was asleep. but i would have jumped up for you.
Atrios is going with #4?
What about #5, taking an Associate Editor's position at Runner's World?
Yeah! Every sentence made me say, quote, Wha? endquote.
So far as I could tell, it was all one sentence.
Palin Plays by Own Rules, Again
Shitheads always "play by their own rules."
the quacking in the background was awesome
Gromit | 07.03.09 - 10:01 pm | #
not as good as the gobbling in the background last time. what is it w/ palin and birds?
Declining oil prices leave state facing shortfall
http://www.juneauempire.com/
stor...379850308.shtml
More about why Sarah's likely resigning. And how it probably has much to do with the fact that oil isn't near $74 a barrel...Doh.
Tom - 大肚腩
Long time no see
I love when she does that
Virginia | 07.03.09 - 10:01 pm | #
it's a unique talent. i think candy crowely's reaction was the best. she was in a daze. "there's got to be something else!"
"Hey, I want my daughter not to succumb to a terrible disease, and for her to be properly fed, and to get a decent education!"
MP
Plus, she said she's for Freedom! Very courageous, I thought, for a politician.
Hey, I want my daughter not to succumb to a terrible disease, and for her to be properly fed, and to get a decent education!"
MP | 07.03.09 - 9:59 pm | #
if the fv crowd got thtir way, your daughter would be at risk of disease because use of condoms would be forbidden, would probably have an eating disorder , and would remian where she belongs ...
in the kitchen barefoot, pregnant, and illiterate.
those are the values of the fundie "family value" crowd.
dirk: EEEEK!!!!!
"Take vengeance for Sarah Palin."
I think the feds are about to do to her what you think she's going to do to us.
Shitheads always "play by their own rules."
Thers | Homepage | 07.03.09 - 10:02 pm | #
yup.
"play by their own rules" = "ignore the rules"
Shitheads always "play by their own rules."
So do most people currently in prison. Which is likely why they went there.
It is vital that none of them (Democrats) ever know another restful night. Dog their private lives. Dog their finances. Dog their associations. Pepper them with hostile questions and accusations at every imaginable turn.
Take vengeance for Sarah Palin.
Frances Porretto | 07.03.09 - 9:58 pm | #
Frances, I hear you, this has rallied the Republican base like nothing could have.. Democrats have gone a bridge too far this time. #1 --- Letterman MUST NOW BE THROWN OFF TV.
once she's in prison, she'll probably have to follow the rules.
SARAH IS IN THE DUCK PIT
Oh, lighten up, Frances.
sonny, you fucking country hater, your wanking girl is going to go DOWN and hard.
And the GOP with her.
enjoy the wilderness, fucker. And hate your beef.
the ablaza parody is even more tedious than usual.
once she's in prison, she'll probably have to follow the rules.
"I'm queen of this pen, I make my OWN rules, you betcha!"
shoppers at her local WalMart in the Shenandoah would be whooping "hoo-rahs" because of Ms. Palin's continued popularity among conservative voters.
Yes, conservatives everywhere wish their Republican governors would resign. For example, I understand that is a popular sentiment among Republicans in CA and SC, too.
hicks and nitwits?
that's a law firm you def'nitely won't want to be patronizing.
stoat
Beerdrinkers & Hellraisers never lost a case...
Palin free at last to publicly rip Emperor Hussein Jiveass-Narcissus a new asshole 24/7!
what's not to like?
(that's why poofter Andy Sullivan and other nutroot twats are obsessed with Palin!)
Rum and coke me, V.
I understand that is a popular sentiment among Republicans in CA and SC, too.
There's only one way out for Ar-nuld, but he wouldn't wish that on a broke-dick dog.
Comin' right up, Andy!
Lime?
sonny, you fucking country hater, your wanking girl is going to go DOWN and hard.
Supreme Commander Thor | 07.03.09 - 10:06 pm
Don't taunt the sarah palin web brigade with visions like that. They might get distracted. *lol*
who knew, bees have strategy to kill hornets
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/scien...ure/
8129536.stm
Take vengeance for Sarah Palin.
Frenzies bewilder, reveries perturb the mind;
Monstrous familiar images swim to the mind's eye.
"Vengeance upon the murderers,' the cry goes up,
"Vengeance for Sarah Palin.' In cloud-pale rags, or in lace,
The rage-driven, rage-tormented, and rage-hungry troop,
Wingnut belabouring wingnut, biting at arm or at face,
Plunges towards nothing, arms and fingers spreading wide
For the embrace of nothing; and I, my wits astray
Because of all that senseless tumult, all but cried
For some more whiskey because I was laughing my tits off.
thor
we smell your fear, assphuck
free at last
Um... what was stopping her, before? Being a failed VP candidate, or a failed governor?
yanno - they talk about palin's popularity among conservatives like it's a good thing.
Frances, I hear you, this has rallied the Republican base like nothing could have.. Democrats have gone a bridge too far this time. #1 --- Letterman MUST NOW BE THROWN OFF TV.
sonny ablaza
Letterman on TV? He'd better be seriously willing to compete with the doily and the lava lamp...
Sonny Ablaza.
Wrong about Speaker Pelosi.
Wrong about Senator-Elect Franken.
Wrong about about David Letterman being fired.
Wrong about Everything.
(Paid for by the Sonny Ablaza is a stupid schmuck committee.)
"I'm Sonny Ablaza, and I approved this message! Hey wait, what?'
Lime?
Naw, just hold the Coke.
WTF, the director of the Alaskan National Guard will become the next Lt. Governor.
Well, that's some crazy stuff for succession.
Frances, I hear you, this has rallied the Republican base like nothing could have.. Democrats have gone a bridge too far this time. #1 --- Letterman MUST NOW BE THROWN OFF TV.
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in any respect other than its resignation?
stoat
the quacking in the background was awesome
Gromit
Pity she didn't redo the whole turkey-in-a-blender thing. That woulda been perfect...
Palin free at last to publicly rip Emperor Hussein Jiveass-Narcissus a new asshole 24/7!
Um, her *second* chance? He beat the McCain/Palin ticket senseless just last November.
Lubyanka, like Toby, is not worth talking to.
or about.
Thers is a gentleman and a scholar, and anyone who calls him an Irish Lout hates America.
That is true.
Thers | Homepage | 07.03.09 - 10:09 pm
HOOOOOT!!!
Hey, dude, that was about four ounces of Grolsch I just spewed all over my monitor.
and I, my wits astray
Because of all that senseless tumult, all but cried
For some more whiskey because I was laughing my tits off.
Thers
*sniff!*
That is so beyoootiful!
"the Alaskan National Guard will become the next Lt. Governor."
But, who's going to protect you all from Putin's giant head?
sonny ablaza is also not worth talking to
(Paid for by the Sonny Ablaza is a stupid schmuck committee.)
psssst - sonny is a parody. just not a funny one.
Um... what was stopping her, before? Being a failed VP candidate, or a failed governor?
Jeffraham, Mister Bobby | Homepage | 07.03.09 - 10:09 pm
The governor part I think.
1) She knew she could never be re-elected and would let Dems win Alaska
2) Now she can be as batshit crazy as Malkin-tents and the rest of her batshit crazy Sarah Palin fan club.
Your bitter, bitter tears PLEASE ME!
Chris Tucker: Flawnting
just teh man i wanted to see. i just, probably regrettably, downloaded quick time to my pc so i could view vids from my new 5D markII. suggestions to alternatives welcome.
it shoots the vids in .MOV apparently. no idea what that means or how i can convert to use universally.
Lubyanka, like Toby, is not worth talking to.
Who?
shoppers at her local WalMart in the Shenandoah would be whooping "hoo-rahs" because of Ms. Palin's continued popularity among conservative voters.
Yes, from the Jergens and Kleenex aisle.
"the quacking in the background was awesome"
The duck was mocking her weak shit.
Letterman on TV? He'd better be seriously willing to compete with the doily and the lava lamp...
stinky | 07.03.09 - 10:09 pm | #
what's that penguin doing on the telly?
Thers, You are invited to appear before the Committee on Poetic Plagiarism, next Tuesday.
Hi, Blodge!
So, um, if I understand correctly, she doesn't want to serve the rest of her term because she can't run again? That's her philosophy of governance? "I quit!"?
That's, er, fookin' brilliant.
The duck was mocking her weak shit.
fred
The guys on SNL are going to have a gas with this one.
Thers is a parody troll, too. He's not all bacon, whiskey, and children, you know.
"progressives" totally obsessed with Palin---
who knew?
Kristol:
And haven't conservatives been lamenting the lack of a national leader? Well, now she'll try to be that. She may not succeed. Everything rests on her talents, and on her performance.
also. Oh boy.
i just, probably regrettably, downloaded quick time to my pc
NOOOOOoooooooo!!!!
you'll never get rid of the background tasks!
Wow. I took a mental health break from the blogosphere for a couple of days and Palin resigns???
So what are the leading theories as to why she really did it?
Ooopsie daisy: Palin indictment pending.
Buh-bye.
Hey, dude, that was about four ounces of Grolsch I just spewed all over my monitor.
Hee hee.
Errands... laters rational people.
I want to see the Obama/Palin debate.
So, um, if I understand correctly, she doesn't want to serve the rest of her term because she can't run again?
apparently, the lure of lameduckdom is an irresistable siren song. she knows she could never turn down a golf (correction: hunting) junket.
Palin and her husband Todd steered lucrative contracts to the well-connected company in exchange for gifts like the construction of their home on pristine Lake Lucille in 2002.
Ah, yes, the half million dollar lake home never did quite jibe with their joint income.
I want to see the Obama/Palin debate.
MP
I already had that fantasy!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The universe can't possibly love me that much.
A criminal indictment?
Nice.
They going to live off the First Dude's snowmobile winnings? Does she know she has to move out of the Governor's mansion?
what happened today?
did Joe the Plumber resign his shadow cabinet position as Secretary of State?
Wow. I took a mental health break from the blogosphere for a couple of days and Palin resigns???
TJ you must take more breaks from the blogosphere. Quite a few Republican asshats I wish would resign.
The Soup tonight is astoundingly funny on the MJ stuff. But a bit tasteless. Boo!
thor
yeah, you and the other insignificant phucks watching SNL thinking you're THE MAJORITY!
have fun, you pathetic twat
Everything rests on her talents, and on her performance.
baton twirling?
"So what are the leading theories as to why she really did it?"
Yellow-belly. Like all wingnuts.
Well, I've put on my tinfoil hat, consumed half a dozen nutbars and now think I see how this pans out.
The indictment comes down, and Sarah decides to go with Todd on the boat to do some commercial fishing and the boat goes down with all hands. Taking the easy way out.
Hecate: They going to live off the First Dude's snowmobile winnings? Does she know she has to move out of the Governor's mansion?
IIRC, she never moved in. Commuted from Wasilla.
Ah, yes, the half million dollar lake home never did quite jibe with their joint income.
BlueinColorado | 07.03.09 - 10:14 pm | #
Liberal foyers aren't smeared with elk blood.
You wouldn't understand!!!!!!!!!!!!
Last night my friend who broke his leg on my zipline a few weeks ago just repaid a minor kindness on my part yesterday by giving me a generous gift assortment of the narcotic pain pills they perscribed for him. I had quite an enjoyable morning today. Never tried Dilaudid before. Two thumbs up.
Palin and her husband Todd steered lucrative contracts to the well-connected company in exchange for gifts like the construction of their home on pristine Lake Lucille in 2002
piffle. the liberals just don't like her because she is so perfect.
obsessed... more like rubber necking at the slow moving train wreck.
who can resist watching and laughing at bat shit crazy circling the toilet on the way down?
93 degrees in the shade, but the pool and the ocean made it worthwhile, even if the drinks at the Tiki Bar were watered down.
they have a water slide, wifi, and waves!
Man do I need a copy editor.
clears the path for mitt romney who isn't as idiotic as palin ***for all appearences***
the quacking in the background was awesome
OMG I thought it was goats bleating. And at really inappropriate times, too! I thought, WTF? Is this a joke? Who picks that location? EPIC FAIL
i have the sound on mute.
and every time i look to the left there is her pretty face, and red suit, prerequisite glasses, mouth moving...
"So what are the leading theories as to why she really did it?"
Because oil prices are in the cellar and the 2010 budget she proposed in January is based on oil being at $74 a barrel, which essentially puts her up shit creek without a paddle.
Thank god the Tiki Bar is open....
a pleasant earworm.
I'm kinda sorry about the indictment, if it pans out. I so wanted her in the CrazyDome in '12.
clears the path for mitt romney who isn't as idiotic as palin ***for all appearences***
Mabel's Wig Shack
I told Mr. V "this is bad news for Rudy Guiliani."
I just wish Arnie the Shithead would get a clue and follow her lead. No chance, though. Heard him this afternoon and he is such an asshole, through and through.
piffle. the liberals just don't like her because she is so perfect.
dirk gently,sociopathetic | Homepage | 07.03.09 - 10:16 pm | #
she's the jogging president!
eek!
Emperor Hussein Jiveass-Faculty-Lounge-Lizard's unemployment numbers looking bleak!
teh horror!
she should have hired me as an advisor.
i would have advised a shorter speech. a bremer, if you will.
OMG I thought it was goats bleating. And at really inappropriate times, too! I thought, WTF? Is this a joke? Who picks that location? EPIC FAIL
There wasn't a turkey farm available?
I told Mr. V "this is bad news for Rudy Guiliani."
Virginia | 07.03.09 - 10:18 pm | #
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yep. indeed.
I must say, it will be interesting to watch the remaining GOP candidates position themselves for 2012.
The Illuminati will have a hard decision when it comes to selection.
i would have advised a shorter speech. a bremer, if you will.
dirk gently,sociopathetic
I would have insisted she speak for at least 20 minutes and then take questions.
Although I must say, to be fair, that I might not entirely have her best interests at heart.
the wasilla sports complex kickback scandal or something it seems.
very very mavericky.
I just wish Arnie the Shithead would get a clue and follow her lead. No chance, though. Heard him this afternoon and he is such an asshole, through and through.
"Culiafornia, remember how I said I would kill you last? I lied!"
slartibartfast, you have a zipline?
Worst experience of my life was ziplining through Costa Rica last fall. I hated it. Every second of it.
Where is yours?
ok, i'm going to bed.
want to catch sarah analysis on the network news.
Only Bill Kristol could be counted on to throw out the word "shrewd" today.
I bet the only hot on "palin" and" "shrewd" would be Kristol's own article last August, about how shrewd it was for McCain to pick Palin.
I just wish Arnie the Shithead would get a clue and follow her lead. No chance, though. Heard him this afternoon and he is such an asshole, through and through.
Times are tough in Cali, but at least Arnie's sticking with the job, and not quitting when it just got no fun no more.
2010. REVENGE.
The Illuminati will have a hard decision when it comes to selection.
Diane C. Barking-Mad | Homepage | 07.03.09 - 10:19 pm | #
wasn't today an 'en passant' of sorts?
Although I must say, to be fair, that I might not entirely have her best interests at heart.
Virginia | 07.03.09 - 10:20 pm | #
see, this is why i love you.
What is is w Alaskan politicians being unable to build their own homes?
see ya, dirk!
I must say, it will be interesting to watch the remaining GOP candidates position themselves for 2012.
My money is on Romney. Even the Fundiegelicals will accept a Mormon if that's all they've got.
OMG I thought it was goats bleating. And at really inappropriate times, too! I thought, WTF? Is this a joke? Who picks that location? EPIC FAIL
At first, I honestly thought it was dubbed in.
zipline?
what's that?
So what do we have so far?
* The Governator is writing IOUs.
* The stimulus-refuser bible boy is admitting to foreign stimulus after he disappeared for a week.
* Caribou Barbie is tucking tail and running away.
* Senator Horse Teeth just got smacked by a comedian.
* Democrats have a filibuster-proof majority in the Senate.
* The president is liberal, black, and his middle name is Hussein.
* Bushboy caused the greatest economic meltdown since the Great Depression.
That's a pretty spectacular flameout by the Pukes. Gotta hand it to them.
want to catch sarah analysis on the network news. - dirk gently
Jesus, I'm was just looking for the vaccine for that.
a hard working white is`also not worth talking to
This is really good for . . . JEB!
How many times does it take for Kristol to be 100% wrong on everything, before he's taken off of the air?
"OMG I thought it was goats bleating. And at really inappropriate times, too! I thought, WTF? Is this a joke? Who picks that location? EPIC FAIL"
that's mot what the wingers think...they see it as her usual authentic honest unscripted honestauthentictyrealism.
also.
What is is w Alaskan politicians being unable to build their own homes?
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator | Homepage | 07.03.09 - 10:20 pm | #
seems like quite the little backwater.
Bill Kristol is a national joke. Why does he have a job?
2010. REVENGE.
No, see, you have to be driving heavy machinery and stuttering.
2010. REVENGE.
Worst. Fanflick. Ever.
slartibartfast | 07.03.09 - 10:16 pm
damn, what would have gotten if you had shot him in the face?
How many times does it take for Kristol to be 100% wrong on everything, before he's taken off of the air?
MP | 07.03.09 - 10:22 pm | #
but it's so 'truthy.....'
My money is on Romney. Even the Fundiegelicals will accept a Mormon if that's all they've got.
Southern Beale
He would appear to be the leader at this point, but there is still Newt Gingrich, the Rev. Mr. Huckabee, and the two lesser knowns: Gov. Jindal and Gov. Pawlenty.
What is is w Alaskan politicians being unable to build their own homes?
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
They can build them ok. It's paying for them that's a tad difficult. That's what friends you can buy with Government contracts are for.
ooooooooh what a fun game
that's mot what the wingers think...they see it as her usual authentic honest unscripted honestauthentictyrealism.
They are so desperate to follow any Mama Duck around that they will overlook ANYTHING she does.
This is really good for . . . JEB!
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator | Homepage | 07.03.09 - 10:22 pm | #
huckabee and rudy will flame out.
romney and jeb battle to the finish.
maybe.
eek!
the "community organizer" Emperor Hussein Jiveass-Narcissus von Pumpernickel's "stimulus" plan sending US economy down, south, into the red, nearly as bad as socialist basketcase California's!
teh horror!
That's a pretty spectacular flameout by the Pukes. Gotta hand it to them.
"Flight GOP, would you like to declare an emergency?"
"Negative, I have this under conto--BAM!!!!!"
Pawlenty has it sewn for '12 for the Puke nom.
I've got nothing. Check back later!
.
He's being a prick, fucking stuff up hand over fist, and enjoying every minute of it. Total unreasonable asshole bent on wrecking the state goverment.
Where is yours?
Southern Beale
In the back yard. It runs about 70 feet from one oak tree to another.
""Negative, I have this under conto--BAM!!!!!""
jindel is sort of, well, you know, 'cough' um......
newt is ancient history.
maybe pawlenty.
pawplenty
There was so much potential for a scandal that brought together hypocrisy, delusions of grandeur, mangled syntax, the martyrdom complex, Bill Kristol's creepty fifth grader with a math book over his crotch fandom...... Home improvement kickback?
I bet Rahm hasn't stopped laughing since this afternoon.
Pawlenty has it sewn for '12 for the Puke nom.
Negatory. We saw last election how far "folksy" gets you...
Don't tell me his spurt as chief of staff to Dan Quayle is the CV he's laying back on.
'negatory.'
heh.
Karl Denison's Tiny Universe is fun.
Live streaming from blues fest
www.kboo.org
select the answer that best summarizes your analysis
(a) just batshit nuts
(b) one step ahead of the law
(c) something involving snowmobiles and guns
i. (a) only
ii. (b) only
iii. (c) only
iii. both a and b
iv. (b) and (c)
v. (a) (b) and (c)
"Negatory. We saw last election how far "folksy" gets you..."
Evangelical, but not a softie like Huckabee.
Thumpers aren't fond of Mormons.
maybe pawlenty.
pawplenty
Mabel's Wig Shack | 07.03.09 - 10:25 pm
He signed on for Sen Al Franken!
bill kristol is very weird.
i keep sensing some film or colour around or about him.
something unreal.
dont know what i mean.
Luby,
come on say something coherent. Tell us how you'd solve the country's problems. You can't do that, my friend.
No, literally you can't. You haven't a contstructive thought in your brain. 
Sad, ain't it?
Thumpers aren't fond of Mormons.
Yep, never did like 'em.
2010: Reality Bites Imbecile* Dimocrats, yet again!
teh horror!
*imbeciles are slow learners...
Crap - a link to redstate... disinfectant and brain bleach, stat!
wtf I'm gonna go with iii. (the second one)
" this is kind of like Ben Kenobi letting Darth Vader strike him down."
LMAO!
Thers left out the good part:
Unfortunately, by resigning, I think the left and national media will be emboldened to ritualistically engage in the metaphorical gang raping of conservative politicians, particularly those who are female and have children. They’ll decide savaging Palin’s family drove her from office, so the sky’s the limit on the next conservative with kids.
Bad syntax
"maybe pawlenty."
we just haven't found out he's a crook, also.
or an adulterer.
or a goatfucker.
yet.
luby = abner simpson on crystal meth
OK, a month ago I said that the Republican Party was as pathetic as it could be.
Boy is my face red.
luby = abner simpson on crystal meth
Without the onion on his belt.
so what's the bets on 2010?
+15 - +25 for Dems in the House
+5 or so for Dems in the Senate
and a bunch of governors and state houses?
metaphorical rape kits you have to buy yourself
2010. REVENGE.
a hard working white
Levi? Levi Johnson? Is that you?
i keep sensing bullshit around or about him.
freed yer taco
okie dokie gots to flyz
I'm not sure how it can be both ritualistic and metaphorical
""Negative, I have this under conto--BAM!!!!!""
"Say, what's a mountain goat doing way up here in a cloud bank?"
T-Paw won't place higher than 3rd in Iowa, should he decide to run. It's Mittens or Jindig. Or both!
damn, what would have gotten if you had shot him in the face?
1Watt, Hermit
I guess I'll have to wait 'till duck season to find out...
I'm not sure how it can be both ritualistic and metaphorical
It's like Communion!
Shorter wingnuts:
Lieberals forced Palin's teenage daughter to get knocked up out of wedlock, forced her sister-in-law to deal meth, forced Palin to be a flaming idiot and a violence-inducing asshole who is corrupt, and forced her to parade her family around as props.
I love it when bullies get slapped down. They cry so loud and pretend to be victims.
Has Chairman Steele made a statement about the Palin flameout?
Boy is my face red. - MP
But it feels kind of good, don't it?
T-Paw won't place higher than 3rd in Iowa, should he decide to run. It's Mittens or Jindig. Or both!
Any credence to this rumor that Charlie C is going to come away from the Dark Side and join the Force?
...Minnesotans that have sought higher office:
-Hubert Humphrey
-Walter Mondale
-Gus Hall
-Ole Savior
-Harold Stassen
Not that there's a trend, or anything...
Jul 3rd, 2009 | Guest lineup for the Sunday TV news shows:
ABC's "This Week" -- Vice President Joe Biden.
CBS' "Face the Nation" -- Adm. Mike Mullen, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff; Sens. Chuck Grassley, R-Iowa, and Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y.
NBC's "Meet the Press" -- Pre-empted by coverage of Wimbledon tennis.
CNN's "State of the Union" -- Former Secretary of State Colin Powell; Mullen; Queen Noor of Jordan.
"Fox News Sunday" -- Mullen; Reps. Steny Hoyer, D-Md., and John Boehner, R-Ohio.
"T-Paw won't place higher than 3rd in Iowa, should he decide to run. It's Mittens or Jindig. Or both!"
He'll crush in Iowa. Jindal? Are you kidding?
Any credence to this rumor that Charlie C is going to come away from the Dark Side and join the Force?
Supreme Commander Thor
Charlie Crist? Party switch?
Jul 3rd, 2009 | Guest lineup for the Sunday TV news shows:
One woman?
It's like Communion!
Thers
*shakes fist*
Exactly what I was thinking. Here, have a beer even though I didn't say it.
He'll crush in Iowa. Jindal? Are you kidding?
Bobby J won't go over with the majority of rethugs. They're afraid he's only one step away from becoming a cow-worshiping ni*Clang!*
He'll crush in Iowa. Jindal? Are you kidding?
Any Republican? Are you kidding?
One woman?
The goal is an equal mix of X and Y chromosomes.
Fun City!
among nutroot twats, Palin-paranoia strikes deep...
hilarity-on-roids, dude!
Not that there's a trend, or anything...
YOU BE NICE TO GUS HALL!
Gus Hall was from Minnesota?
Gus was one of my peeples.
He'll crush in Iowa. Jindal? Are you kidding?
I doubt Pawlenty will run in the first place...but yes, dem Iowans are privy to the media up here, too.
Erick Son of Erick is a plant, right?
We skipped the fireworks. Rain and fog, but they shot 'em off anyway.
Charlie Crist? Party switch?
BlueinColorado
I was reading that the other day. Apparently he's not happy with the GOP right now.
Piyush!
why go?
why go home?
Palin just pulled a Nixon. I don't recall Tricky Dick going on tour when he left the White House in disgrace. Palin is done. You may be seeing her on court TV but that is about it.
Out from under the rock once again.
Gov. Perry, Joe the Plumber to address local Tea Party
http://www.mysanantonio.com/
news..._Tea_Party.html
Hello. Back from the movie.
Harold Stassen was on every Presidential ticket from Madison's election, I think.
Erick Son of Erick is a plant, right?
ThatGuy | 07.03.09 - 10:36 pm
The vegetative state of its brain is merely deep cover.
Ugh, San Antonio is not only hot but full of shitheads.
@AndyG | Homepage | 07.03.09 - 10:33 pm | #
Two liberal Dem senators (the latter the running mate of an unpopular president), one communist, and one person who has never been elected to anything.
Stassen was similar to Savior in being a joke perennial candidate, along the lines of a LaRouche.
Gov. Perry, Joe the Plumber to address local Tea Party
The Mad Hatter is delivering the keynote.
Oh, and good evening everybody.
Erick Son of Erick is a plant, right?
No they are really that dumb. See Palin, Sarah.
.
BREAKING: Palin changed her mind. She's staying.
.
"He'll crush in Iowa."
i hear he sits at home for hours, practicing saying 'ronaldreaganronaldreaganronaldreaganronaldreagan'
She was caught stabbing a michael jackson voodoo doll.
meanwhile, Al FrankenClown becomes the Poster/Spokesman for Senate Dimocrats, even surpassing Harry "put me in a housecoat and I'm your Aunt Mabel" Reid!!!!...
a thing of b-b-b-b-b-b-b-beauty!
charley.....I don't know how to break this to you but I don't like Pearl Jam.
Gov. Perry, Joe the Plumber to address local Tea Party
Liberal Hollywood couldn't make this more cartoonish.
"I doubt Pawlenty will run in the first place...but yes, dem Iowans are privy to the media up here, too."
He's got a 51% approval rating.
Can she get a job selling Oxi Clean?
Al FrankenClown Beats Coleman!!!
Hello. Back from the movie.
ms fahrenheit
What didja see?
"Any Republican? Are you kidding?"
For the Puke nom...
BREAKING: Palin changed her mind. She's staying.
She learned a lot from her three grit-yer-teeth months with McCain...
signing off
.
UPDATE: Palin changed her mind again. She's quitting, again.
.
He's got a 51% approval rating.
Meh...not gonna stay that way for long, thanks to unallotment.
Gov. Perry, Joe the Plumber to address local Tea Party
A teabagging if there ever was one.
Has Mangalangadingdong already flown into an orgasm over the tea parties?
She quit to be the renegade coach of a team of mavericks.
Good night, Echidne.
eek!
ripping ineffectual Emperor Hussein Light-In-The-Loafers Jiveass-Narcissus Mugabe-Carter a new one!
teh h-h-h-h-horror!
One thing that can be said for sure: McCain sure is a poor judge of character.
unallotment.
AndyG
What's that?
UPDATE: Palin changed her mind again. She's quitting, again.
Has she been vacillating a lot?
What didja see?
Gromit |
Johnny Depp.
Joe Perry's helping the teabaggers?
seemed a harmless little fuck,
song's called jeremy...
lemon yellow suns...
'night, Echidne! *MWAH!*
I hope Luby is getting paid for this, 'cause he's making no sense whatsoever.
This is *all* due to the dung ridden coattails of George W. Bush and Dick Cheney.
"We have a branding problem right now" said a top Republican strategist.
Erick Son of Erick is a plant, right?
Not hardly. Begonias are smarter.
Republicans still obsessed with David Letterman after he made a monkey's uncle of McCain and showed Republicans can't handle anything tougher than puffball Katie Couric (and some Republicans are too stupid to even engage in a battle of wits with Katie)
ms fahrenheit, some folks here told me you wanted to hear about the health care meeting I attended this Wednesday? Actually it was a stop on Organizing for America's "listening tour" but it became a healthcare meeting because that's the only thing anybody wanted to talk about.
http://www.publicenemies.net/?
__...cEnemies_Talent
I hope Luby is getting paid for this, 'cause he's making no sense whatsoever.
Paint huffing is a hell of a thing.
Johnny Depp.
Surprise, surprise, surprise.
Oops, gotta run-bb later
Joe Perry's helping the teabaggers?
He's letting them use "Don't Stop Believing"?
"I hope Luby is getting paid for this, 'cause he's making no sense whatsoever."
I keep saying they should supervise the inmates in that ward when they have internet privileges.
Karin Hussein
Yeah Karin, I just wanted to hear some deets about the meeting.
Fuck you, Rethugs! You had run of the joint for eight years.
Just fuck off, while we clean up your mess.
What's that?
State statutes (section 16A.152) says that if the Commissioner of Finance determines that there is a deficit, then “the commissioner shall, with the approval of the governor, and after consulting the legislative advisory commission, reduce the amount of the budget reserve account as needed to balance expenditures with revenues.” It goes on to say that any “additional deficit shall, with the approval of the governor, and after consulting the legislative advisory commission, be made up by reducing unexpended allotments of any prior appropriation or transfer.”
I hope Luby is getting paid for this, 'cause he's making no sense whatsoever.
Gromit
Republicans pay well for nonsense. Look at Kristol.
"We have a branding problem right now" said a top Republican strategist.
MP | 07.03.09 - 10:42 pm
More than branding.
Every idea they toss out is done ruined fucked by 8 years of Bush-Cheney-Greenspan.
Privatise the military til it can't beat a bunch of goat herders while spending a trillion dollars.
Force GDumbya to fly back to Washington to sign Schiavo bill and then express faux outrage over Obama health plan interfering with family medical decisions.
etc...
"Meh...not gonna stay that way for long, thanks to unallotment."
Pawlenty can hide behind the recession, just like any governor can. He's not running for re-election, so he's got ample time and resources to polish himself up for the national stage, which he got a lot of traction doing for the '08 election as a voice for McCain.
He stuck to his single-minded "no new taxes" horseshit, actually got a bump in approval when the bridge collapsed, is an Evangelical, and has his "nice guy"/"moderate" image down pat. He's also very calm and smart, and comes off as likable.
I doubt he can beat Obama if the economy is humming by then, but he seems to be the best the Pukes have in their arsenal at this point.
They're touching the nest egg!
Emperor And Supreme Leader Hussein Jiveass-Narcissus Mugabe-Carter's honeymoon over!
what now?
more bogus Potemkin "press conferences" and "town hall meetings"?
where's the t-t-t-t-t-telep-p-p-p-prompter?
teh humanity!
charley.....I don't know how to break this to you but I don't like Pearl Jam.
Shared Humanity
i don't care.
and that's just sort of stupid.
look, it's what i do. i don't really know any of you people, tho i appreciate your thoughts. i watch vids, and i share them. you don't have to click the link.
probably one of the more significant bands in the last 30 years tho. not michael jackson quality, i know, but there you go.
One would think Obama caused this clusterfuck.
Getting tired, going to call it a night.
but he seems to be the best the Pukes have in their arsenal at this point.
fred | 07.03.09 - 10:45 pm
Best thing the Pukes have in their arsenal at this point are the WaPo and NYTimes.
I will not weep their passing.
One would think Obama caused this clusterfuck.
He's the whippin' boy right now. Massa Bush, he done gone back to Texas and is hold up with a distillery of whiskey.
It was snark.....no intention to offend....have a great weekend.
He stuck to his single-minded "no new taxes" horseshit, actually got a bump in approval when the bridge collapsed, is an Evangelical, and has his "nice guy"/"moderate" image down pat. He's also very calm and smart, and comes off as likable.
I stand by my 'meh', and am happy to eat my words.
.
TOP STORY: Palin changed her mind a third time. She's staying. For now.
Praise Jeebus!
.
"I will not weep their passing."
Americans are low-information, fickle, and highly vulnerable to fear. Complacency is not an option.
not michael jackson quality, i know, but there you go.
charley
actually got a bump in approval when the bridge collapsed,
-------
Oy vey.
If you want to encourage Sarah for a '12 run for POTUS, (which it looks like she's going to do) here's her contact:
http://www.gov.state.ak.us/govmail.php
DON'T use your "auto fill" if you have it.
It won't go thru.
Good Day for the GOP !!! Seriously ! You'll see!
He's also very calm and smart, and comes off as likable.
Yup. Temperament. Got McCain pegged as a "moderate" by the press, his own side believed it in spite of his own voting record.
Colbert's going to have a field day with Palin's repeated references to balls.
I don't know what I'm more disturbed by:
* the violence
* the fact that I'm not like everyone else and I can't watch that stuff
* That Penguin Fan knew and suggested not to go and was right.
Good Day for the GOP !!! Seriously ! You'll see!
It's always good news for the GOP.
QUACK!
"Oy vey."
I know. America is fucking stupid and has double standards.
fred on Pawlenty:
I doubt he can beat Obama if the economy is humming by then
You're not getting this, are you?
He's the whippin' boy right now. Massa Bush, he done gone back to Texas and is hold up with a distillery of whiskey.
Supreme Commander Thor | 07.03.09 - 10:49 pm
A society which tries to provide equal opportunities to all frightens the Republican and corporate legacies like nothing else.
That's why Pinch and Kristol are so desperate to sink Obama. Afraid they might have to actually be productive.
Yeah, I cannot do movie violence either. You guys should have come with us to see Up last weekend.
Colbert's going to have a field day with Palin's repeated references to balls.
fred
Oy. Letterman, Colbert and Stewart all off next week.
So's Tina Fey, but I get the impression she'd be relieved to be done with this.
"I don't know what I'm more disturbed by:
* the violence"
There was violence in an R-rated Michael Mann film about John Dillinger?
Color me shocked.
That's why Pinch and Kristol are so desperate to sink Obama. Afraid they might have to actually be productive.
No kidding. Obama is the deal. Bush was an easy simp and all they had to do was lay back and get lines fed to them from the WH.
"charley.....I don't know how to break this to you but I don't like Pearl Jam."
you'll like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x...h?v=xLd22ha_-
VU
An aggressive Majority Leader could get some useful legislation done right now.
Harry Reid is waiting for the Republicans to get back on their feet, cuz it would be more fair that way.
"I stand by my 'meh', and am happy to eat my words."
Believe me, I gain no joy in the prospect of that mean prick having a chance at the White House.
From Eric the Red Redstate:
"national media will be emboldened to ritualistically engage in the metaphorical gang raping of conservative politicians, particularly those who are female and have children"
I really hate it when people use this term beyond it specific real meaning and for him to claim the national media will do this is ridiculous. The "national media" don't do this to conservative politicians. The national media who are the talk radio and Cable TV hosts are the ones who do this. And they are by and large attacking liberals.
Emperor And Supreme Leader Hussein Jiveass-Narcissus Mugabe-Carter
Yes, your nickname for Obamachrist is coming along nicely, what with the African warlord thing worked in there, too.
Good stuff.
I have to get some sleep.
Have a good night, folks.
Got McCain pegged as a "moderate" by the press, his own side believed it in spite of his own voting record.
BlueinColorado | 07.03.09 - 10:51 pm
Ummmm... the press wants to see McCain as a moderate.
(press ownership hates anti-trust and limits on media consolidation. press hates Fair Use like Judge Posner does.)
The mainstream corporate press is scared shitless of having to compete in society that provides equal opportunities to all.
eek-a-rama!
people learning more about Waxman/Markey and "ObamaCare" bills are phucking-up Emperor Hussein Jiveass-Narcissus' grand plans for phucking America!
teh horror!
why shouldn't we, in our white l-l-l-l-l-l-liberal g-g-g-g-guilt, let this Chicago fraud totally phuck America?
Alright...I'm out of beers, so it's time to go to bed. Goodnight.
sheets.
If Senator Feingold were Majority Leader, things would be a lot different.
It always has to be some old, white, jowly fuck in that chamber.
looked at madamab 2day - she's at luby level
Only phuck ups that oppose national health care in the US are ones that favour handing global power to the Chinese Communist Party.
It was snark.....no intention to offend....have a great weekend.
Shared Humanity
look, i never, ever take it personally.
here's one, sumth'n about a box or bag on the porch. no one seems to know. very significant.
Poor Luby. Bad enough that he (as usual) had to bring dinner home to the Mrs. and her boyfriend of the day. Turns out they locked him out of the house for the weekend. No wonder he's mad.
Perhaps you should bring a peace offering of condoms and KY, Luby. That might get you back in the basement for the weekend.
Criticizing the abrupt press conference performance of a political figure is gang rape?
Oh, c'mon.
Why are you liars and Democrats so quiet abt Obama's choice to escalate the violence in Afghanistan? Why are you so complacent and complicit? It makes you all a lot of hypocrites. Where is your anti-war gibberish now?
There was violence in an R-rated Michael Mann film about John Dillinger?
Well, I always think I can deal with it just like everyone else, and then I cover my face over half the time and get kind of sick to my stomach.
I love history and period pieces and that part was great and Johnny was good. Christian Bale is always going to be Batman for me now. Marion Cotillard was good again.
Whatever Gov. Palin does she has my full support. I believe that she has a good reason for her decision.
You go girl!
Whatever Gov. Palin does she has my full support. I believe that she has a good reason for her decision.
Too bad the people who voted for her for the full term aren't permitted to hear it.
MP
Dimocrat Harry Reid, in a nice pink house coat, could be your babysitter Aunt Freida getting a little too friendly in the bassinet...
Dimocrats are like that...
This is a total victory for the EVIL left of this country. They made fun of her precious baby, Trig. They hounded her pregnant daughter, hounded her with baseless ethics complaints.
TAKE VENGEANCE FOR SARAH.
Fuck off, Frances
g-g-g-g-g-gosh, are our Marines r-r-r-r-r-reading the Talib-b-b-b-ban their M-M-M-M-M-M-Miranda r-r-r-r-r-r-rights?
It's not as if you'd know, Luby. You're too fucking cowardly to be a Marine.
Maybe she's gonna get out her binoculars and spending more time watching Russia.
That Ben Kenobi thing had better be the stupidest fucking thing I hear all week. Because it's fucking stupid.
Go suck an egg, Erick Dorkison.
That's not Ben Kenobi, it's Jar-Jar Binks.
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