HULK SMASH
peeps
Republicans....are stupid things too.
hola
helloooooooo????
Fact-checking is so pre-9/11.
damn!
Nora needs to spend less time worrrying @ her bro and more time doing, you know, research.
Noron strikes again.
Sigh. It's Noron - whad'dja expect?
Yikes. Philly may be chilly this weekend.
Norah O'Donnell?
Sounds Arabic.
It is an undisputable fact that your candidate sucks!
Desperate turn to foreclosure fairs
'More and more family friendly foreclosure fairs, where mortgage lenders and counselors offer advice to desperate homeowners, are taking place in Miami, Philadelphia, Boston, Columbus, Ohio, and other hard-hit cities and towns across the country. This month began a series of "Homeownership Preservation Forums" sponsored by HOPE NOW, a collaboration of nonprofit, corporate and government partners, including the Housing and Urban Development.'
http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/w...s.ap/
index.html
Somehow, I get the idea that these things are not jolly affairs.
Reporters are stupid things too.
I'm shocked, shocked that Norah O'Donnel didn't get her facts right.
In fact, I may very well faint from the vapors.
Did she say this in a toilet stall?
Sometimes the dingleberries are right. Sometimes they are wrong.
That is the way it is with stuff that I pull out of my ass.
To add to the below comments -
My overdrawn bank account is a by-product of my prosperity and fiscal management expertise.
This is merely a byproduct of the Surge's success.
I can haz Friday?
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
Oh yes, please. I'll split one with you.
It is an undisputable fact that I am listening to the Dropkick Murphys right now via iTunes.
peeps
trifecta | Homepage | 03.26.08 - 6:20 pm | #
Dude -- bummed to hear that you won't in fact be coming to Philly.
Roadmaster,
You oughta run for Preznit!
I can haz Friday?
(Walter Cronkite voice)
"All across this great land of ours, dirty fucking hippies are working like never before, trying to get out of work early to begin their migration to Philadelphia."
I am hopeful that we can be on the road by noon, arriving in Philly close to 7:00.
Crap. Possible shooting at U of South Carolina-Beaufort.
Dude, facts are so September 10th, I don't even know how to tell ya.
Yikes. Philly may be chilly this weekend.
That's about normal for now.
Sucks don't it?
HULK SMASH!!
You can't deny that I am some hot MSNBC shit, though. Look at that video!
Damn, I'm hot.
I'm a hot plastic whore. I would pleasure you if you weren't so fucking ugly. You probably don't even know anyone whose hot, i.e., who looks like me.
What do you think of my hairstyle? I think it's hot. Hot and hip.
I'm wearing a thong.
He's such a maverick that he advocated things he didn't advocate.
Sucks don't it?
Hell no! I'm from the South and gets damn hot here.
If I bring papers to Philly, will somebody grade them for me?
I'm wearing a thong.
Yeah, but wearing it on your head in a little strange.
john mccain: man of vision.
even his bifocals are mavericks!
O'DONNELL: -- resignation. But he was before -- for the surge before anybody else. Answer the question, though, how it's different that his course would be different from Bush in terms of continuing on this path, continuing the failed policies, as Hillary Clinton says.
He was for the surge before anybody else. And he's still for it. Even though it's not accomplishing what it was supposed to, which was political reconciliation.
No reconciliation at all in Iraq for as far as the eye can see.
He's such a maverick that he advocated things he didn't advocate.
Campaigning with John McCain is like a train wreck.
-- anonymous staffer
Norah Jones is hotter than you.
Ack, posted this in the old thread!
Well, to be fair to Noron, Huggy Bear himself has morphed his previous comments to calls for resignation, instead of his plain statement that it's the Preznit's call, not his, and he would therefore NOT call for resignation of Feldmarschall vonRumsfailed.
Even though for incompetence and military dilletantism, vonRumfailed is the new tub of shit standard for DoD secretaries.
Summary: On MSNBC, Norah O'Donnell falsely claimed that Sen. John McCain "called for [former Defense Secretary] Don Rumsfeld's resignation." In fact, McCain did not call for Rumsfeld to resign; he said the decision about whether Rumsfeld should leave was the president's.
There's a reason we call her Noron, Duncan.
If I bring papers to Philly, will somebody grade them for me?
Hey, no prob. We can trade.
I posted about 6 threads ago that the reports say all of the checkpoints are unmanned, the Iraqi Army is nowhere to be seen, and the US military is silent.
But the Sadrists are dancing in the streets - doing the Thriller or maybe the Twist.
Hell no! I'm from the South and gets damn hot here.
So am I.
I fucking hate the fact that it's cool for most of April. You can't even plant 'maters here until afgter Mother's Day.
You can, but it ain't recommended.
If I bring papers to Philly, will somebody grade them for me?
Bring 'em to the bar and we'll get through them!
We couldn't expect Noron to take time out from her blowing of NBC execs to learn anything about the subjects she's supposed to cover.
No reconciliation at all in Iraq for as far as the eye can see.
pie | 03.26.08 - 6:27 pm | #
their plan is succeeding.
utterly succeeding.
16 years and counting.
i caught a moment of noron a couple of days ago, asking the question: 'did barack obama throw his white grandmother under the bus' in his speech on racism...
re increase in cost of flour from below:
A slice of pizza gets pricier
Rising wheat prices are pushing up costs for baked goods, and foods from muffins to pizza are getting more expensive.
CNNMoney.com Allan Chernoff
Last Updated: March 19, 2008
NEW YORK (CNN) -- Pizzeria owner Joe Vicari shakes his head as he prepares to rip open a 50-pound bag of flour for another batch of dough. "That's 37-bucks. $37. I couldn't believe it!" says Vicari.
Since opening Mariella Pizza in mid-town Manhattan 30-years ago, Vicari, says he has never experienced such a jump in the cost of his ingredients.
"I can't even believe how much the flour [goes] up. When I see the bill I can't believe it, that's too much," says the veteran pizza maker, who emigrated from Sicily. Only four weeks ago, Vicari says, he was paying just $16-a-bag for Gold Medal brand flour, which at $37-a-bag now seems more golden than ever.
Executives at his supplier, Cremosa Food of Melville, New York, did not return CNN's repeated phone calls, though a source at the company confirms there are plans for a price hike to $40-a-bag in the next week. Cremosa, the source said, is allocating flour to restaurants, refusing to allow customers to buy more than they had purchased the prior week.
i'm sure it's been said, but whora odonnel is a stupid thing.
Will there be liveblogging of the con for us non-koolkids?
how it's different that his course would be different from Bush in terms of continuing on this path, continuing the failed policies, as everyone with a fucking brain says
But the Sadrists are dancing in the streets - doing the Thriller or maybe the Twist.
Troutski, my friends. | 03.26.08 - 6:27 pm | #
the 'Moquadto'
Will there be liveblogging of the con for us non-koolkids?
Pay-per-view maybe.
You know what else is a stupid thing?
John McBush.
the end
The Muqtadarena.
At least she was wearing her Serious Journalist lipstick.
Wow. Just today I've been given my fourth star by the Joint Chiefs AND told to run for president.
Now all I need is Scarlett Johansen's phone number, and I'll be on the top of the world.
The Muqtadarena.
Tlazolteotl | 03.26.08 - 6:30 pm | #
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that's it!
Will there be liveblogging of the con for us non-koolkids?
I'm gonna sit behind CoT so I can liveblog his liveblogging.
I hate you.
Is already hot here.
“Improper” practices by New Century Financial were condoned and enabled by KPMG, according to an independent investigation.
still, i'd hit it.
Somebody get the keys to the Roadmaster.
He's been sampling too much of Milwaukee's Finest.
does your wife like 'liveblogging?'
my wife?
And yet, we "liberal" bloggers are constantly criticized for getting it wrong.
If I bring papers to Philly, will somebody grade them for me?
NTodd, Master Lesbian | Homepage | 03.26.08 - 6:26 pm | #
I'll be checking out the talent, if you know what I mean, so I won't have time.
Sorry....
“Improper” practices by New Century Financial were condoned and enabled by KPMG, according to an independent investigation.
That's probably toned down from the initial assessment which was "KPMG was demanding the "improper" practices. We know this is true because it's been hinted at before...that in order to make the projections PC, standards were lowered.
Quiet at the old store today. Thirty more minutes.
nora o'donnell looks like a houston texas version of monica lewinsky
I'll be checking out the talent, if you know what I mean, so I won't have time.
Sorry....
I didn't know you were working A & R for... ohhhh! "That" kind of talent.
Speaking of stupid things, here I am! 
“Improper” practices by New Century Financial were condoned and enabled by KPMG, according to an independent investigation.
KPMG was their accountant and auditor and was integral in implementing the improper procedures.
Noron: "I didn't get where I am by using my head for thinking alone."
'More and more family friendly foreclosure fairs.....
Somehow, I get the idea that these things are not jolly affairs.
sekmet | 03.26.08 - 6:22 pm | #
Fairs?!
What, do the kids get a balloon animal and some cotton candy while Mom and Dad grovel to keep the bank from taking their home away?
For fucks sake.
I'm surprised KPMG is still in business.
A scurvier band of knaves never roamed the high seas.
Accountants off the port bow!!
AaaaRRRGHHHH!!!
He's been sampling too much of Milwaukee's Finest.
HULK
Please.
"Sampling" implies that I do so as a picayune tourist, sipping lighter than a Toyota Prius.
I'm a PROFESSIONAL. Guzzle more than a 1972 Cadillac Eldorado Convertible at full throttle.
the guy in the video is positing mccain as quite the rebel whose ideas have been implemented finally
oh finally finally finally
Yikes. Philly may be chilly this weekend.
I saw that. Gives me a chance to wear my new jacket for the first time.
I'm gonna sit behind CoT so I can liveblog his liveblogging.
He will be too busy plotting with me to take over the world.
I suppose the AICPA will be yanking accreditation of KPMG.
“Improper” practices by New Century Financial were condoned and enabled by KPMG, according to an independent investigation.
KPMG was their accountant and auditor and was integral in implementing the improper procedures.
Snow (D-SC) | Homepage | 03.26.08 - 6:34 pm | #
A big accounting firm on the take? No one could have predicted........
Arthur who?
8 oz Stewed tomatoes
1 t Dried minced onion
Tobasco sauce
15 oz Great north. beans -- canned
1 t Chicken bouillon
1/8 ts Garlic powder
1/2 c Cheddar -- shredded
Combine undrained beans, undrained tomatoes, and all
ingredients except cheese in medium saucepan. Bring to
a boil, reduce heat, and simmer 10 mins.
To serve, split a piece of cornbread in half. Spoon
beans over cornbread and sprinkle with cheese.
hi everyone!
i cant believe im still in law school.
KPMG was their accountant and auditor and was integral in implementing the improper procedures.
Snow (D-SC)
I can haz KPMG du mi taxez?
He's such a maverick that he advocated things he didn't advocate.
Jay C.
Senility'll do that to a guy...
Jesus, he's got another car. Somebody get the keys to the Caddy too.
The only Roadmaster you're driving home is yellow with checkerboard stripes on it.
LOL!! 8^)
I'm surprised KPMG is still in business.
A scurvier band of knaves never roamed the high seas.
Accountants off the port bow!!
AaaaRRRGHHHH!!!
There was this terrific skit connected to "The Meaning of Life" in which charterd accountancy firms were depicted as pirate vessels, flying the Jolly Roger, going about plundering and looting other financial firms.
I'll be checking out the talent, if you know what I mean, so I won't have time.
Oh noes!!
If flour gets too high, eat cornbread which is actually easier to make than wheat bread.
What, do the kids get a balloon animal and some cotton candy while Mom and Dad grovel to keep the bank from taking their home away?
For fucks sake.
Hussein Begins at Home | 03.26.08 - 6:34 pm | #
for only 299.99 we can provide you with a photo catalogue of 500 really great places to pitch your tent in the tri-state area.
now here's the montgomery river bridge......look at those shade lines.....
i cant believe im still in law school.
euphronius Night School!
I had occasion today to counsel a friend about law school. I've been hitting on her for a while now without success, but I think I'm beginning to make some progress.
Of course, I realize just how old I am because my counsel to her was because her daughter is considering law school ...
Arthur who?
Sorry, but Arthur Andersen was just the last one. Ernst & Ernst, hell, I'll never remember all of there previous names.
There was this terrific skit connected to "The Meaning of Life" in which charterd accountancy firms were depicted as pirate vessels, flying the Jolly Roger, going about plundering and looting other financial firms.
It was at the beginning. We all fucking loved it- mostly since my whole crowd (at that time) had mostly graduated from B school.
I suppose the AICPA will be yanking accreditation of KPMG.
I'm thinking the greeting at Port Royal as depicted in "Pirates of the Carribean" is more appropriate.
Is it going to take Keith making her WPITW to get her to stop? Would even that be enough?
I'll be checking out the talent, if you know what I mean, so I won't have time.
You're so funny. You already know what I look like ...
If flour gets too high, eat cornbread which is actually easier to make than wheat bread.
Ever eat Mexican cornbread?
And they were firing filing cabinet cannons.
Deloitte and Touche.
um. ..
some others
gluten is a death trap
You're so funny. You already know what I look like ...
Is there going to be some gay homosexuality going on in Philadelphia?
What, do the kids get a balloon animal and some cotton candy while Mom and Dad grovel to keep the bank from taking their home away?
For fucks sake.
The balloons are helpfully printed with the addresses and logos of area "work houses."
It is an undisputable fact that your candidate sucks!
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Especially if your candy date is Paris Hilton.
Jesus, he's got another car. Somebody get the keys to the Caddy too.
The only Roadmaster you're driving home is yellow with checkerboard stripes on it.
LOL!! 8^)
HULK
*puts Bo Diddley tape in, cranks to full volume, starts to sing along*
"aaaah, ah aaaah...BEEPBEEP...
I'm a Road Runner honey, and you can't keep up with me..."
HRC resigned yet??
the Phila Marriot is like 3 blocks from the Gayborhood.
Ever eat Mexican cornbread?
billy b
Ever eat Mexican snatch?
Wait - I'm confused. Noron said something misleading about Huggy Bear and we're mad about it?
I can't even remember which team I'm on anymore.
errr..not resigned, i meant conceded
You mean with jalapenos and cheese in it? Sure, also with sausage, canned corn, and mushrooms.
Peat Marwick. Anyone remember them.
Coopers & Lybrand.
gluten is a death trap
Yes, yes it is. I'm a celiac.
Has anyone seen my recent surge?
Ever eat Mexican snatch?
Lime Rickey | 03.26.08 - 6:39 pm | #
table for 12?
(i have no idea what that's supposed to mean)
Is there going to be some gay homosexuality going on in Philadelphia?
Monica_A: Rejuvenated!
I don't know, but just in case I've been working on my GAY VOODOO LIMBO WANGO AND TANGO DANCE.
Peat marwick was bought by Kendell or something to form KPMG. my dad worked for them during that period.
Ever eat Mexican snatch?
Lime Rickey
Hey meester,
you wanna fuck my seester?
She's a virgin and a movie star!
[/zorro and the blue footballs]
Is there going to be some gay homosexuality going on in Philadelphia?
Yes. They don't call it the City of Brotherly Love for nothing.
Tom Hanks and Denzel Washington will be there to introduce the movie Philadelphia too.
Oh, puh-LEEZE.
As if we expect Noron to get any damn thing correct.
Besides, we all know St. John can do no wrong, and is always right, like George Leroy Tirebeiter.
That should have been "gay homosexualing".
That should have been "gay homosexualing".
Monica_A: Rejuvenated!
Not "Gay Homosexualhealing?"
Yes, yes it is. I'm a celiac.
Ralphie
Is that like being a Vulcan?
Coopers & Lybrand was bought by PriceWaterhouse to become PriceWaterhouseCoopers.
You mean with jalapenos and cheese in it? Sure, also with sausage, canned corn, and mushrooms.
ms. b makes it like that except for the sausage and fungi.
I'll be checking out the talent, if you know what I mean, so I won't have time.
Oh noes!!
fourlegsgood, pitchforker | Homepage | 03.26.08 - 6:36 pm | #
Eschacon08 -- if I don't get lucky, NO ONE gets lucky!!!!
No, wait, does "celiac" mean you're a big fan of Celine Dion?
ah PWC still going strong. Accenture too.
I condemn Sinfonian for admitting to liking Nickelback in a SadlyNo thread.
im gonna start a frim called "Voltron"
Yes, yes it is. I'm a celiac.
Ralphie
Is that like being a Vulcan?
Sinfonian, back from baseball
No, it means he's got the leather interior and Special Celiac Edition emblems.
Is there going to be some gay homosexuality going on in Philadelphia?
Monica_A: Rejuvenated!
Is George Bush a depraved moron?
Wow. Just today I've been given my fourth star by the Joint Chiefs AND told to run for president.
Now all I need is Scarlett Johansen's phone number, and I'll be on the top of the world.
Roadmaster, Upheavalist | Homepage | 03.26.08 - 6:30 pm | #
867-5309
Not "Gay Homosexualhealing?"
Whatever gets you through the night.
No, wait, does "celiac" mean you're a big fan of Celine Dion?
Sinfonian, back from baseball
You did hear that HRC is related to Celine, right?
gluten is a death trap
I have a friend who can't eat anything with gluten.
Which reminds me: this friend is a woman I date on and off, mostly as a matter of convenience, if you know what I mean. (No, it hasn't gone that far yet, but I digress ...)
I like her all right, and she's fun and interesting and fairly attractive. Thing is, she has chronically bad breath. Is this something I should tell her, or just let it go? I mean, it's something that is quite noticeable under, well, certain circumstances. Thoughts?
867-5309
Buckeye. Dealer of Rare Coins
Catchy tune.
I imagine Big Shitpile will be the Big Dance for the Final Four. March Madness, baybee! Who will win?
Eschacon08 -- if I don't get lucky, NO ONE gets lucky!!!!
steve hussein simels
[cancels flight]
NBC Nightly News leading with extended, uncritical clips of McCains speech including pictures of him with his Admiral father and grandfather.
You did hear that HRC is related to Celine, right?
I thought that was Angelina Jolie. Of course, I don't really give a good fuck who's related to whom.
Copts just mentioned in class. when was the last time the Copts were mentioned?
I condemn Sinfonian for admitting to liking Nickelback in a SadlyNo thread.
The Kroger kid can play some guitar. The stuff I've heard that isn't the power ballad horseshit love songs isn't bad.
Isn't good, but...
I condemn Sinfonian for admitting to liking Nickelback in a SadlyNo thread.
Jay C.
Hey, what goes on at SadlyNo stays at SadlyNo, dammit!
Besides, I've admitted that over here before, several times. I'm always loyal to this place first.
Now all I need is Scarlett Johansen's phone number, and I'll be on the top of the world.
Roadmaster, Upheavalist | Homepage | 03.26.08 - 6:30 pm | #
867-5309
Buckeye. Dealer of Rare Coins
222-blue
[don't worry, you'll get it after Saturday]
Is that like being a Vulcan?
That is totally illogical.
New WSJ poll shows Clinton and Obama tied nationally among Democrats, Clinton having yielded the lead she enjoyed two weeks ago.
Her 'negatives' jumped by eight points, compared to a four point increase in Obama's.
One may draw one's own conclusions.
Yes, it was lovely to see about seven or eight minutes of campaign footage for St. John. (swoons)
He's gonna beat up on those nasty, ugly Democrats, oh my!
/MSM roundheels for McCain
Just had to stop by and thank the good Dr Atrios for legitimizing the metaphor of Hillary whacking Obama in my name.
Thanks Atrios! I've been out of the news for a while
Love
Tonya
Besides, I've admitted that over here before, several times. I'm always loyal to this place first.
Giving us another reason to shun you.
John McCain on NBC Nightly News, 'I hate war.'
Besides, I've admitted that over here before, several times. I'm always loyal to this place first.
I'm thinking it is the admission, not the location, that is the cause of the condemnation.
no one watches the news.
"I like your pants around your feet ... I like the way you still say please while you're looking up at me, you're like my favorite damn disease ..."
Come on, those are kick-ass lyrics!
I thought whacking your opponent was called a "Kerrigan"?
NBC Nightly News, 'President Bush made a phone call to China about the present crackdown.'
Thing is, she has chronically bad breath. Is this something I should tell her, or just let it go? I mean, it's something that is quite noticeable under, well, certain circumstances. Thoughts?
Sinfonian, back from baseball | Homepage | 03.26.08 - 6:44 pm | #
Interesting dilemma.
I once made out with the prettiest girl in my high school, but she was Irish and she had just eaten goyische corned beef.
Talk about conflicted...
how many peopl ewatch NBC nightly news? 300? 400 people?
I like Nickel Creek, but they're rather different, aren't they?
John McCain on NBC Nightly News, 'I hate war.'
Low Rider was a good song.
Wait - I'm confused. Noron said something misleading about Huggy Bear and we're mad about it?
I can't even remember which team I'm on anymore.
Sinfonian, back from baseball | Homepage | 03.26.08 - 6:39 pm |
So you're really going to play the field this weekend?