I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
First
Paper
Government run healthcare is dead on arrival.
Finished!
Where's the other shoe?
Curses!
Sarah Palin is replacing Michael Jackson at the O2 Arena.
I should go to see Johnny Depp.
PLAIN PROPAGANDA LINE OF THE DAY
“We are not retreating, we are advancing in a different direction”
Also!
Scandal? In what way, Charlie?
Palin on Twitter: We'll soon attach info as to decision
Also?
I should go to see Johnny Depp.
ms fahrenheit
...before he resigns in the middle of the movie?
At least she knocked Jacko off of the news cycle.
Praise Palin!
Would you like two OTHER kittehs?
Chuck Todd says Palin has become too big for Alaska. She's frustrated. She can't deal with all these important issues.
Oh my god.
I'm watching the Palin clip. What a beautiful thing! You couldn't parody this better!
Government run healthcare is dead on arrival.
twist
Because everyone cares what Republicans think these days.
The War on Parody continues.
I'll be following her queefs on quitter.
Kristol: A Contrarian Take
If Palin wants to run in 2012, why not do exactly what she announced today? It’s an enormous gamble – but it could be a shrewd one.
After all, she’s freeing herself from the duties of the governorship. Now she can do her book, give speeches, travel the country and the world, campaign for others, meet people, get more educated on the issues – and without being criticized for neglecting her duties in Alaska. I suppose she’ll take a hit for leaving the governorship early – but how much of one? She’s probably accomplished most of what she was going to get done as governor, and is leaving a sympatico lieutenant governor in charge.
And haven’t conservatives been lamenting the lack of a national leader? Well, now she’ll try to be that. She may not succeed. Everything rests on her talents, and on her performance. She’ll be under intense and hostile scrutiny, and she’ll have to perform well.
All in all, it’s going to be a high-wire act. The odds are against her pulling it off. But I wouldn’t bet against it.
Posted by William Kristol on July 3, 2009 05:06 PM | Permalink
...before he resigns in the middle of the movie?
No. He wouldn't even be near politics, I believe.
Just when you thought nothing could ever top the Sanford presser...
Sarah Palin is replacing Michael Jackson at the O2 Arena.
Harry Doghiney-Film Critic
... and the kid is not my son...
PLAIN PROPAGANDA LINE OF THE DAY
“We are not retreating, we are advancing in a different direction”
olexicon, mike sass
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"I'm not lying I'm writing fiction with my mouth." -Homer Simpson
twist
Fuck off, jack
"I know when it's time to pass the ball for victory!"
I love this.
“We are not retreating, we are advancing in a different direction”
I'm not quitting, I'm beginning in another direction.
Another day, another self-destructing Republican.
From below:
Palin Spokesman: She is saying, 'no, you know what, I believe in national security, I believe in energy independence, I believe in supporting our troops. It's not getting done, and I can't do it and make a difference where I am right now behind the governor's desk, so I'm going to go around the governor's desk, and I'm going to make that difference, outside -- outside government.
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It's a coup!!!! Todd and Sarah are taking over. They figure if those guys in Honduras can do it, so can they. She figures Jim DeMint will support her.
Don't see Public Enemy.
Enough glorification of gangsters.
See a nice romantic comedy instead.
More Freeper highlights:
listened to her entire announcement. It was honorable, it was direct, and it punctuated the insane politics of our day...it also punctuated her personal commitment to fight, and to do so when it would not distract further from her job as Governor and the foundation she has built there.
I am proud of her and support her. She is a great American.
I think Sarhah has just turned, like a fed-up mama Bear, on her detractors. She has put things in order, she has left them in the hands of capable people, and she has now turned to face her enemies directly.
...and I think they are going to be sorry. We have smelled the fear in them for a long time. Good on her!
Chuck Todd says Palin has become too big for Alaska. She's frustrated. She can't deal with all these important issues.
Neponset
Chuck Todd is a victim of the Peter Principle.
He should have stuck to reading poll numbers.
Posted by William "Wrong about everything" Kristol on July 3, 2009 05:06 PM
filled your twitter.
If Palin wants to run in 2012, why not do exactly what she announced today? It’s an enormous gamble – but it could be a shrewd one.
If her decision to abandon her elected duty as Governor was purely a political one, it's insanely idiotic.
2012 will rip her to pieces over it.
"it could be a shrewd one"
Kristol - master of the weasel word...
The sky in William Kristol's world is plaid. And paisley. With little gingham frills.
See a nice romantic comedy instead.
Penquin Fan | 07.03.09 - 6:15 pm | #
Are you crazy? Like what? I miss hockey.
Chuck Todd says Palin has become too big for Alaska. She's frustrated. She can't deal with all these important issues.
Neponset
Chuck, Chip, Brit. What's the deal with all of these frat boy reporters?
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- from TPM
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid: "I'm not very good at twisting arms. I try to be more verbal and non-threatening."
loser
loser
loser
loser
loser
i think that sums it up
See a nice romantic comedy instead.
heh.
You must be kidding, tough guy.
One word, Kristol - P-O-T-A-T-O-E.
so how much did palin steal or who was she caught going balls deep with?
I think Sarhah has just turned, like a fed-up mama Bear, on her detractors. She has put things in order, she has left them in the hands of capable people, and she has now turned to face her enemies directly.
Do you think those people raise their kids to believe that wishful thinking is the same as truth?
That reality is whatever you want it to be?
That there isn't much value to being credible?
Kristol: A Contrarian Take
If Palin wants to run in 2012, why not do exactly what she announced today? It’s an enormous gamble – but it could be a shrewd one.
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STUPID!!!! Her republican opponents would eat her alive in the primaries as a QUITTER!!!
Penguin Fan
I think she did nude photos in college.
(not really but I wanted to watch you lose it)
This has something to do with drugs.
- from TPM
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid: "I'm not very good at twisting arms. I try to be more verbal and non-threatening."
What was his record as a boxer? I'm surprised he has a face left.
"The odds are against her pulling it off. But I wouldn’t bet against it."
Proving once again that you are a flaming idiot, Bill. If the odds are against something, then you bet against that thing.
No wonder we're swimming in red ink with "geniuses" like this fucktard running the show.
PLAIN PROPAGANDA LINE OF THE DAY
“We are not retreating, we are advancing in a different direction”
Yeah, it was clearly bullshit when McArthur originally said it, and Palin has added the weight of self-aggrandizement to the absurdity of the statement.
She just pronounced Landstuhl "Lan-stall."
Sometimes I wonder what it's like to be Palin, so much smarter than anyone else, and far ahead of your time. Like Michelangelo.
You must be kidding, tough guy.
billy b
Actually no. I thought "A Lot Like Love" was the best movie of 2005.
"it could be a shrewd one"
Yes, it is! American hating liberals can vote for her secure in the knowledge that she will quit.
Reasons
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y...h?
v=YYQrLAkDLR4
- from TPM
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid: "I'm not very good at twisting arms. I try to be more verbal and non-threatening."
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Harry is in touch with his feminine side.
""I know when it's time to pass the ball for victory!"
I love this."
I believe it's Kobe Bryant's motto, right?
"A Lot Like Love"
I don't think its still playing.
See a nice romantic comedy instead.
heh.
You must be kidding, tough guy.
billy b
He's just sad because he's remembering his awesome birthday weekend of two years ago, when this woman took him white water rafting and then to a Pirates' game.
peace and humptiness forever
fred,
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Palin to appear at Staples Center Jax Tribute
So with nothing else that is hard news to speculate on the Right wing cable and Radio will play with this for 72 hours! Weeeee!
"Get me pundits! STAT! Sarah Palin just got us Forth of July gold!"
did palin go all mickey kaus on a moose or what?
one last thing
a description of the Palin press conferrence from Sadly No
"It’s like a minor character from Fargo reciting Finnegans Wake at gunpoint."
Bill Kristol is going to be one of the last people left in the bunker with Bush and Cheney.
uh-oh
Is it his birthday and I'm being a brat to him?
Sorry and happy birthday.
Ed Schultz is being unusually stupid on MSNBC.
Romantic comedies are way better than action movies.
Trust me.
"It’s like a minor character from Fargo reciting Finnegans Wake at gunpoint."
olexicon, mike sass | 07.03.09 - 6:20 pm | #
""I know when it's time to pass the ball for victory!"
I love this."
I believe it's Kobe Bryant's motto, right?
Heh. In his case, the right time is pretty much 'never'. Unless he's saving some energy for ball hogging in the 4th quarter. At least in Kobe's case, he can back up the talk with play. Sarah's all quit, no go.
Fabulous! She just said absolutely nothing for how many minutes?
She's going to evoke change from outside the government, shes walking away from politics as usual.
She's gonna be the wingnut Al Gore.
Ed Schultz thinks that this is all about Palin raising money for 2012. I don't agree with that. She's too nervous today.
Ed Schultz is being unusually stupid on MSNBC.
???
My birthday is Sunday. I'll be 51.
As much as I hate her, Sarah Palin is hot.
- from TPM
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid: "I'm not very good at twisting arms. I try to be more verbal and non-threatening."
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Harry is in touch with his feminine side.
*silently continues honing the shears*
So what's the real story here?
Is she fucking Mark Sanford?
Is TODD fucking Mark Sanford?
???
ms fahrenheit
Ed's never the sharpest knife in the drawer, even when I agree with him. He's basically a liberal meathead.
Ed's SO wrong, he couldn't possibly be any more wrong.
"It’s like a minor character from Fargo reciting Finnegans Wake at gunpoint."
now that is blogging
Sadly No folks deserve to be fantastically wealthy for bringing the funny day in and day out
no sir, not just news aggregators over there at sadly no
Maybe TLC told Sarah that if she can come up with 3 more kids she can take over Jon and Kate's show. She is in negotiations with Jackson's estate this very minute.
My birthday is Sunday. I'll be 51.
Penquin Fan
OMG! I thought you were going to be 49!!!!
Bill Kristol is going to be one of the last people left in the bunker with Bush and Cheney.
slartibartfast
He'll be responsible for burning their bodies.
Ed's SO wrong, he couldn't possibly be any more wrong.
Jeffraham, Mister Bobby
Agree 100%. He's way off.
1. Quit the one position of trust that gives you the slightest thread of credibility.
2. ???
3. President!!! You betcha!!
*silently continues honing the shears*
Echidne
Go git 'em.
... and the kid is not my son...
ellroon, smolderingwreckian
I think that's what we're looking at here. This was waaaay too sudden. Live girl/dead boy sudden...
Government run healthcare is dead on arrival.
twist
yeah, 'cause the private system is working so well.
BEST HEALTH CARE IN TEH WORLD!
if you can afford it. and you can't, because they keep trying to make you buy a Ferrari when all you need is a chevy. assholes.
“We are not retreating, we are advancing in a different direction”
olexicon, mike sass
Palin and her pals must have missed the memo. That line entered the realm of parody about 100 years ago.
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Todd and Sarah + Bullwinkle.
Okay, I need to finish cleaning the living room.
BBL.
Bill Kristol is going to be one of the last people left in the bunker with Bush and Cheney.
slartibartfast
"Master, now I may finally serve you in all the ways that I have dreamed." /drops to knees, dons wetsuit/
Palin will be hired to replace the Hospital Crook dude to become the Public Voice of No Public Option----book it!
Quitting and running away is just the springboard she needs to propel her to the most important and most stressful job on Earth.
I dunno, some kind of white trash Oprah gig, like maybe with Mike Huckabee, might just be what she regards as her ticket.
did palin hitchhike the Alaska Highway or what?
As much as I hate her, Sarah Palin is hot.
Anonymous | 07.03.09 - 6:22 pm | #
i would fuck her and then we would curl up and watch sports center together
da-da-da...da-da-da
He's just sad because he's remembering his awesome birthday weekend of two years ago, when this woman took him white water rafting and then to a Pirates' game.
heh...heh...heh...
the boy ain't right.
Mind your gs and qs, people.
And it's not like it's even HARD to be governor of Alaska. They have a tiny population and tons of oil money. It's got to be the hardest of the 50 governorships to fuck up.
We have smelled the fear in them for a long time.
The Man Who Mistook a Liberal for an Apple Pie.
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1. Quit the one position of trust that gives you the slightest thread of credibility.
2. Also.
3. President!!! You betcha!! /wink/
MP |
fried your tomatoes
PLAIN PROPAGANDA LINE OF THE DAY
“We are not retreating, we are advancing in a different direction”
olexicon, mike sass
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"I'm not lying I'm writing fiction with my mouth." -Homer Simpson
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I'm not pushing you away, I'm pulling me closer toward myself --Chuck Noblet
I still say this is a coup de gras or a coupe deville or something.
they are going to kidnap Obama, fly him out of the country and she will be the President.
I bet it looks real good on paper.
Ed Schultz is being unusually stupid on MSNBC.
he's saying that she's doing this to be able to run for Preznit without being tied down in Alaska.
I still think he's right. She thinks she's smarter than all the people who would tell her that stepping down now is absurdly stupid.
There may well be something out there about to surface that is causing her to do this, or perhaps she's just going for the money, but her I think its her delusions of grandeur.
Ed Schultz thinks that this is all about Palin raising money for 2012. I don't agree with that. She's too nervous today.
Vicki
Oh yes.
1) nude video?
2) drugs?
3) baby not hers?
4) oil bribery?
5) She had unexplained flights to Argentina?
6) Putin sent her love letters?
7) Graft, Election Fraud, Unexplained tattoos....
Of course she's hot, in a totally superficial way. That is good enough for her male target demographic.
~~~sigh~~~
My hair's now so white, only my eyebrows are left to declare that once my coloring was dark. Maybe it's time to become a redhead.
Of course she's hot, in a totally superficial way. That is good enough for her male target demographic.
slartibartfast
I don't get it.
I've never gotten it.
The Old Man From Scene 24: There may well be something out there about to surface that is causing her to do this, or perhaps she's just going for the money, but her I think its her delusions of grandeur.
If that delusion were grand enough to cause this, you would not have had the palpable, pants-pissing fear that permeated her presser.
Piercings.
Gaped & Glazed.
I don't get it.
I've never gotten it.
Gummo
Google MILF
THIS Freeper made me lol:
Making a rambling speech amongst barn yard animals is now getting embarrassing.
They aren't all deranged
At least her daughter didn't have a doll dressed in the same clothes as her, a la Santorum.
.I don't get it.
I've never gotten it.
Gummo
Stand her up next to Madelaine Albright and then get back to me.
If this was part of a well though out strategy the speech would be better.
And it wouldn't be thrown up on a Friday news dump day.
It it was me, GWPDA, I would keep the silver hair. It's beautiful.
I don't get it.
I've never gotten it.
It's because she ain't.
NO... I have it!!
Michael Jackson's death will release the identity of the REAL Billie Jean... Sarah Palin!!11!
Old Man from Scene 24 --
I think Schultz is 100% wrong. Watch the video. She's nervous, angry, scared -- something's up. And if it's all about moving on to bigger & better things, why do it on a holiday when there's next to no one paying attention?
he's saying that she's doing this to be able to run for Preznit without being tied down in Alaska.
She doesn't strike me as the type that's into that.
Dammit, I told you we should have killed the birds while I was talking.
Like last time.
Kristol is just so fucking stupid. His desperate attempt to transmute shit into gold would be amusing if it were not so pathetic.
If that delusion were grand enough to cause this, you would not have had the palpable, pants-pissing fear that permeated her presser.
Well I didn't see it. I tried, but it was so incoherent I couldn't watch more than 30 seconds. Also.
If that delusion were grand enough to cause this, you would not have had the palpable, pants-pissing fear that permeated her presser.
Maybe I'm not as good at reading people as other people but she didn't seem that scared to me. She just seemed crazy and out of it. That is to say, normal for her.
"It’s like a minor character from Fargo reciting Finnegans Wake at gunpoint."
olexicon, mike sass
How do they DO that? *envy*
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The latest evidence of Johnny McMansion's "judgment" Can you imagine if those two clowns got into the WH?
Evening everybody.
I HAZ a glass of wine, a back deck, a laptop, all you fine people, and Sarah Palin stepped down as governor of Alaska in order to do jack shit for 3 years and then run for president. It's a good day.
A.
Of course she's hot, in a totally superficial way. That is good enough for her male target demographic.
slartibartfast
I don't get it.
I've never gotten it.
Gummo
Ok, imagine what McCain would have said if she had been plain or even ugly....
She doesn't strike me as the type that's into that.
Penquin Fan | 07.03.09 - 6:28 pm | #
You've thought about this a lot, haven't you?
Watch the video.
I guess I'll have to.
What was all that about people mocking Trig?
Trig was never mocked here, at least. Only his loony parents.
ha
the Lee Boys are playing Can't Stop til You Get Enough
www.kboo.org
Mark B.: Maybe I'm not as good at reading people as other people but she didn't seem that scared to me. She just seemed crazy and out of it. That is to say, normal for her.
I'll say it again: She seemed like she was in a hurry to get off that stage before she was put in a 2-shot with Steve Schmidt.
Just imagine if Kristol has a smart Republican to work with.
Oh wait.
How about something a little more important?
WICHITA, Kan. - A man charged with shooting a prominent Kansas doctor who performed late-term abortions has been advocating through mailings from his jail cell that such killings are justifiable and communicating with individuals on the fringes of the anti-abortion movement, weeks after suggesting others might be planning similar attacks.
Scott Roeder, 51, is charged with first-degree murder and aggravated assault in the May 31 death of Dr. George Tiller — an attack that reignited the national debate over late-term abortion and gave Roeder icon status among extremists in the anti-abortion movement.
From his cell in Sedgwick County jail, Roeder has been sending anti-abortion pamphlets that laud Paul Hill, who was convicted of murdering an abortion provider in 1994, as an "American hero," and include examples of Hill's writings about how the killing of abortion providers is justifiable.
It's hard to mock a kid you've never seen awake.
Kristol is just so fucking stupid. His desperate attempt to transmute shit into gold would be amusing if it were not so pathetic.
Apprentice to Darth Holden
He's been clapping so hard for the Neocon agenda for so long... he does he does he does believe in fairies!
I think Schultz is 100% wrong. Watch the video. She's nervous, angry, scared -- something's up.
So, who's pregnant now?
And with what?
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Let's put it this way.
Sarah Palin is probably a sexual object in the sense of most porn starlets.
Good sex (there is no other kind) but you want her out of your bed before the cock crows, because the thought of having to make small talk with her over breakfast repulses you no end.
What was all that about people mocking Trig?
Trig was never mocked here, at least. Only his loony parents.
Marcellina | Homepage | 07.03.09 - 6:30 pm | #
she was once again using her children to mask her own failings as a person
AndyG
How the fuck does that happen?
Palin's not hot. She's actually pretty dick deflating, in an ignorant-stupid-moralistic way. Sorry, but she's a typical 40 - something GOP woman that thinks with that push-up bra, tummy tuck panty hose, and makeup from hell that she still has it.
she doesn't.
all the smart Republicans are in cemetaries...
If anything, people on the Internets offered to start a therapy fund for all Sarah Palin's children. I will never bitch about my parents again, I swear to God.
Of course she's hot, in a totally superficial way.
I think she's very pretty. If I had 67 kids or whatever she has and still looked like that I'd just walk around all day naked. I don't fault her for being beautiful or in photo shoots or whatever the outrage of the day usually is.
A.
Maybe her military son got a black woman pregnant.
Poison with her base.
Christie's giving us the evil eye.
So, who's pregnant now?
And with what?
That's what they Elizabeth keeps asking me.
Gummo | 07.03.09 - 6:28 pm
I think you made the same comment to me and after I did watch the speech I agreed with you. I want to go on record and acknowledge my being persuaded by your comment. Of course a wingnut would say, I flip flopped, but I prefer to say, "Upon looking at the evidence as suggested by my friend Gummo I think my earlier comment was incorrect. I want to "walk back" my earlier comment. Something is up with this rush speech. Time will tell the real reason. The truth will get out. And I predict it won't be pretty. But then again I could be wrong. And if I'm wrong I'll admit it. "
Well, silver's all right - but I'm really going to look old as soon as I lose this tan.
yeah, the timing makes it pretty clear she's bravely running away from something. the fri before the fourth? that's quite a dump.
if this were stepping stone to 12, she would've done this on a Monday, on a Fox show, primetime or something, surrounded by breathless sycophants. no one is supposed to know about this until Mon, when she's hoping something else will be on the menu for everyone to talk about.
What was all that about people mocking Trig?
Trig was never mocked here, at least. Only his loony parents.
Marcellina
It was actually mocking another politician but it gave the Palins the ability to inflate themselves with outraged indignation and self-righteousness and blow an immense amount of hot air.
Good sex (there is no other kind) but you want her out of your bed before the cock crows, because the thought of having to make small talk with her over breakfast repulses you no end.
Apprentice to Darth Holden
I certainly would not put her in charge of ordering breakfast.
Maybe Special Needs Jesus threatened to publish a tell-all drool?
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I'll say it again: She seemed like she was in a hurry to get off that stage before she was put in a 2-shot with Steve Schmidt.
Well, the getaway plan positioned right behind her WAS kind of suspicious.
Maybe her military son got a black woman pregnant.
Poison with her base.
Getting the black woman pregnant is NOT the issue here.
Actually having feelings for the woman and wanting to be there to raise the kid IS an issue here.
Palin's not hot. She's actually pretty dick deflating, in an ignorant-stupid-moralistic way. Sorry, but she's a typical 40 - something GOP woman that thinks with that push-up bra, tummy tuck panty hose, and makeup from hell that she still has it.
she doesn't.
General Zod | 07.03.09 - 6:31 pm | #
I find her extremely attractive. Physically.
A drool-all?
Speaking of hot, though, have you all seen Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day? It's like a catalog of gorgeous people in 30s clothing. Ciaran Hinds. good God. I've watched it like once a week for two months now.
A.
Gov. Sanford for President! He has foreign affairs experience!
but she's a typical 40 - something GOP woman that thinks with that push-up bra, tummy tuck panty hose, and makeup from hell that she still has it.
uhm, can I describe the typical 40 something man?
And how many of you would pass up Hasselbeck?
If this was part of a well though out strategy the speech would be better.
And it wouldn't be thrown up on a Friday news dump day.
Yes, Spocko. Exactly.
getaway PLANE, not getaway plan.
"I'd just walk around all day naked."
A.
Athenae
No flirting!
As much as I hate her, Sarah Palin is hot.
Anonymous
she's ok looking.
a bit on the trashy side.
certainly has not got much taste.
that's judgmental i know, but look how high that hair is piled.
i'm jealous of her hair.
If you're tired of Palin, you can get MJ on CNN.
I find her extremely attractive. Physically.
Anonymous
You need to get out more.
Apropos.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X...h?
v=XcxKIJTb3Hg
Breaking: Sarah Palin is Sasha Grey. Film at 11:00.
I thought she came across the way she always does. She was talking very fast and making no sense with a chip on her shoulder. That's Palin.
And how many of you would pass up Hasselbeck?
ms fahrenheit
I'll just go on the record, here, and say that I would never do Hasselbeck.
And I'm a slut.
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If America thought Palin lacked experience before November 2008, now she has seven months more! Surely that's enough.
uhm, can I describe the typical 40 something man?
For serious. Dennis Hastert looks like a Weeble.
A.
She was talking very fast and making no sense with a chip on her shoulder. That's Palin.
Also.
Palin's okay to look at... it's the listening to her that would be the mood-killer...
You need to get out more.
General Zod
Yeah, like to Texas.
That woman wouldn't turn heads in an HEB checkout lane.
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She has 6 pounds of cake on her face, is unbelievably stupid, arrogant, and mean, and probably smells pretty bad.
Yeah - a real doll.
Going out to buy wine.
Be back for this fun discussion later.
Palin is a pretty woman in a college co-ed sort of way. I never held that against her either. But I figure that's mainly what she had going for her when McCain picked her.
I certainly would not put her in charge of ordering breakfast.
Penquin Fan
What, you don't like moose turd pie?
fred,
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Man, she's *never* sounded THIS panicked without Katie Couric in the room.
and, for the record, I'm *perfect*
'bye
I might put her in charge of killing breakfast.
yeah, the timing makes it pretty clear she's bravely running away from something. the fri before the fourth? that's quite a dump.
if this were stepping stone to 12, she would've done this on a Monday, on a Fox show, primetime or something, surrounded by breathless sycophants. no one is supposed to know about this until Mon, when she's hoping something else will be on the menu for everyone to talk about.
chicago dyke, kitten
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Spot on analysis.
Now here's another thing. If she did this to protect someone in her family and then it comes out she will be seen as a HERO for doing this.
"She gave up her governorship to protect _(Todd, Willow, Bristol,)
See the series the Amazing Mrs. Prichard.
She has 6 pounds of cake on her face, is unbelievably stupid, arrogant, and mean, and probably smells pretty bad.
Yeah - a real doll.
fred
Guys pay extra for all that.
I'm very old. The only thing that attracts me is character and what I see in the other person's eyes. Well, hands, a little bit.
I think she's pretty, too, Athenae. At least from the front. Her facial profile is a bit strong.
But I think pretty much everyone is good looking, so I'm the wrong one to comment.
If you're tired of Palin, you can get MJ on CNN.
Vicki
or hit my homepage and visit my homage.
it's brilliant.
as everything jimi did was.
Why no questions, Palin? This was your chance without the media filter
Well one thing is for sure: when she said that she's given her reasons "truthfully" she was lying.
So Willow is now knocked up too?
And how many of you would pass up Hasselbeck?
ms fahrenheit
Shit, I was reading "Hasselbeck" and thinking "Hasselhoff." As in "David."
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Well, silver's all right - but I'm really going to look old as soon as I lose this tan.
GWPDA yclept Damaged Historian
nah
leave it silver with me
I gotta see if I still have the e-mail some fundie friend-of-a-distant-relative e-mailed me after Palin was first picked, that had her in the poster from Miracle. At the time it enraged me, because STEP OFF MY INSPIRATIONAL SPORTS MOMENTS, but now I think it might be funny to send it back to him.
A.
So, quitting is the way to not quit.
Grand Moff Texan
Quitting is the new stick-to-it-iveness.
As I said before, she has nice legs.
The rest is ordinary.
Its the legs.
"When the going gets tough the tough get quiting!"
If she did this to protect someone in her family and then it comes out she will be seen as a HERO for doing this.
yep
that's how this thing is gonna roll
If there is an iceberg scandal I believe it must be something that would horrify even the mouth breather base for her to look so scared at that presser. Can't imagine what that could be but it would be irresponsible not to speculate.
That woman wouldn't turn heads in an HEB checkout lane.
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Grand Moff Texan
one of my (former) friends wives looked very good all dressed up, with the makeup, high heels, skirt, etc.... -but the one thing he told me that stuck in my mind was - "You don't see her naked. I do". And he didn't mean it in a kind way.
Sarah, act your age.
Okay, well I'm going to see Johnny Depp and pretend I'm above doing him.
Oh well, I must off to the pool to rendezvous with my family. Perhaps when I get back the other shoe will have dropped.
True Palin story: During the UW vs. Alaska-Anchorage hockey game, the student section cheers, which are always AWESOMESAUCE, were as follows:
"I see Russia!" (clap clap clapclapclap)
"Putin's Rejects!" (clap clap clapclapclap)
My people.
A.
I'm very old. The only thing that attracts me is character and what I see in the other person's eyes. Well, hands, a little bit.
Well, I'm old, but shallow enough to be attracted to someone by pure physical attractiveness. However, I also need some sort of emotional and intellectual connection for it to go further than that. I couldn't get past Palin's repellent personality and blockheadedness.
"Okay, well I'm going to see Johnny Depp and pretend I'm above doing him."
TMI
Palin speak: quitting is not quitting. Bristol getting knocked up is not getting knocked up. Etc.
So, quitting is the way to not quit.
I'm telling ya, man, she's going Gore. She'll make a movie about the wonderful abundance of fossil fuels and "disprove" global warming and evolution while she's at it. And she'll win the Heritage Foundation Peace Prize, or something.
OK, I just looked at about twenty pictures of Hasselbeck (the FEMALE), and I can say that I would not, no matter what.
OK, gun to my head, maybe. But I'd be traumatized.
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Mike Allen is a milquetoast whore.
(not meaning to impugn any honest sex workers)
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"You don't see her naked. I do". And he didn't mean it in a kind way.
What.a.dick.
If there is an iceberg scandal I believe it must be something that would horrify even the mouth breather base for her to look so scared at that presser. Can't imagine what that could be but it would be irresponsible not to speculate.
devopsych
She did a chick.
the fact that a major political party placed her on the ticket is about all one needs to know about modern-day america and her inhabitants
Palin Resigning as Alaska Governor
By VOA News
03 July 2009
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Sarah, if you can't stand your kitchen, turn your oven down.
Pardon me, whilst I smoke me some Master Kush.
Thank you in advance.
My daughter isn't pregnant. She's being celibate in a different direction.
I'll just go on the record, here, and say that I would never do Hasselbeck.
And I'm a slut.
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Grand Moff Texan
oh, i thought it was hasslehoff.
yeah, i would do elizabeth, absolutely.
just once tho. some prices are too high to pay.
"You don't see her naked. I do". And he didn't mean it in a kind way.
Asshole
Well, and here's the thing: if someone is sick, why wouldn't she say so right out? If she had cancer or one of the kids or Todd had a life-threatening disease, why not say that and give people the chance to support them in their time of need? I'm not being facetious, if there was ever a time you needed your supporters around you it's when the family is in trouble. Why do this dithering secretive thing only to have it come out later?
A.
For the record I don't find Hasselback attractive.
Joy Behar. Another story.
"Okay, well I'm going to see Johnny Depp and pretend I'm above, doing him."
Ya just forgot that comma.
Oh, and people who slag off their spouses to others should be kicked really hard in the nads.
A.
She gave her resignation speech to fifteen people right next to a lake... she's hoping on the boat and not coming back?
Why do this dithering secretive thing only to have it come out later?
A.
Athenae
Well, the woman IS crazy.
But that's another argument for a scandal a' brewing.
I'll supply the popcorn.
I'm off to think of more jokes about Palin resigning before the real story comes out. She will be seen as a brave mother protecting her cubs for something nasty they did and her trying to get in front of some nasty mean liberal blackmailers.
But for now MUST. THINK. OF. JOKES!
Well, and here's the thing: if someone is sick, why wouldn't she say so right out?
Well, she's not sick. She's either doing this to make money, or because there's some sort of crushing scandal which is about to break. Or maybe both.
Why do this dithering secretive thing only to have it come out later?
'Cause she's running and hoping against hope to be well away when all hell breaks loose. Were it possible, I imagine the next thing we'd hear of her would be her adventures in Micronesia.
Well, and here's the thing: if someone is sick, why wouldn't she say so right out?
Yep. It would have given her a chance to ask for everyone's prayers and liberals would look like total dickwads if they had made fun of her.
"Okay, well I'm going to see Johnny Depp and pretend I'm above, doing him."
Ya just forgot that comma.
Marcellina
Kudos!
She gave her resignation speech to fifteen people right next to a lake... she's hoping on the boat and not coming back?
ellroon, smolderingwreckian
How many people do you think live in Alaska?
For the record I don't find Hasselback attractive.
Joy Behar. Another story.
The only one who is attractive to me is Whoopie Goldberg.
"You don't see her naked. I do". And he didn't mean it in a kind way.
Asshole
Echidne
No, she still thought of herself as a 20 year old raving beauty, and expected to be treated as such.
He was being honest.
He wasn't the asshole in this story - she was.
Well, I'm pretty old, and I do admit that the first sixty seconds of conversation completely changes how a person looks to you.
But even when it's skin-deep, I've gotten a lot pickier. I'm much more attracted to classic notions of beauty (aesthetic balance of features and a certain charm of color, as Augustine said) than I was as a young man (pulse? check. female? check. into me? check). And I'm bewildered by the Tart of the Month club.
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Can we start the Michelle Bachmann full meltdown watch now?
Jesus God, the TRANSCRIPT:
Alaska's mission - to contribute to America. We're strategic IN the world as the air crossroads OF the world, as a gatekeeper of the continent. Bold visionaries knew this - Alaska would be part of America's great destiny.
From here:
http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com...tion-
speech.php
A.
so which news outlet is sitting on the story that caused palin to quit?
local or national?
How many people do you think live in Alaska?
Under 750k. Total.
The one thing that sucks is that Palin will now make a fortune. She's not wealthy and now she cashes in.
Were it possible, I imagine the next thing we'd hear of her would be her adventures in Micronesia.
GWPDA yclept Damaged Historian
Too many scary Mooslims. It'd have to be somewhere foreign but safe... like Obama's exotic Hawaii!
As Athenae said, you don't badmouth your spouse to other people like that.
Teh Stoopit Troll is Stoopit!
ASCII graphics don't work in Haloscan!
So, if someone in her family has, say, cancer, will she call for an increase in the cancer rate?
She just called for an increase in the incidence of Down's syndrome.
Palin: I'm grabbing a parachute and jumping out of this damn plane.
MSM: Must have been the peanuts. Maybe the in-flight movie.
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so the real question is: how's the reformer spirit in AL these days? it's been a real nest of cronysnakes up there for a while. are any of them up to the challenge of spilling the muck? prosecuting. sarah's running away, but you know how this works. there are 'agreements' made bw party members at the state level, and this all gets dusted under the rug, whatever it is; sex, money, blow, etc. sarah gets a teevee gig and goes on the fundraising trail, and this becomes an internet tradition, like the birther story. despite the fact that there is something there there.
And I'm bewildered by the Tart of the Month club.
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Grand Moff Texan
There's a Tart of the Month Club? WHERE DO I SIGN UP???
The only one who is attractive to me is Whoopie Goldberg.
Barndog,cannabis patient | Homepage | 07.03.09 - 6:46 pm | #
lol
feh. "AK"
i know it's dead in alabama.
I used to live there. What people need to realize is that Alaskans consider themselves Alaskans. Everything else is the outside world. It's kind of like replicating an isolated rural town and turning it into the largest state in the union.
When I lived there, there was barely any national news other than the evening newscast on the networks. It's all Alaska, all the time there. Or at least it was 20 years ago when I was there.
That would be AK, not AL.
Speaking as someone from AZ rather than AR.
Well, I'm pretty old, and I do admit that the first sixty seconds of conversation completely changes how a person looks to you.
But even when it's skin-deep, I've gotten a lot pickier. I'm much more attracted to classic notions of beauty (aesthetic balance of features and a certain charm of color, as Augustine said) than I was as a young man (pulse? check. female? check. into me? check). And I'm bewildered by the Tart of the Month club.
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Grand Moff Texan | 07.03.09 - 6:46 pm | #
I'm sure women everywhere don't care.
Hey chidy,
Alaska is AK. AL is Alabama.
The pedant in me demands I speak up! The rest of me apologizes.
Alaska's mission - to contribute to America. We're strategic IN the world as the air crossroads OF the world, as a gatekeeper of the continent. Bold visionaries knew this - Alaska would be part of America's great destiny.
Our destiny to be reached by responsibly developing our natural resources. This land, blessed with clean air, water, wildlife, minerals, AND oil and gas. It's energy! God gave us energy.
- Sarah Palin.
Well, I'm pretty old, and I do admit that the first sixty seconds of conversation completely changes how a person looks to you.
Yeah, if someone really seems to be interested in me as a person, it's amazing how much more attractive they start to look. Odd, that.
Palin is shedding AK just as Huckabee has been shedding AR.
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I think the references to the "cost" to Alaska and political "blood sport" imply a major investigation is on the horizon. She is getting out in front of it-portraying it as "politics as usual" rather than anything credible... must be big.
She did a chick.
Penquin Fan
That would only inflame the, er, base. And after all, aren't we all sinners? No, I'm thinking drug money.
CD - wanna come over for some of my famous Barndog ribs tommorrow?
Of course, it's totally in preparation for Bliss, you knew this.
Hi Alaska, I appreciate speaking directly TO you, the people I serve, as your Governor.
I can't. I can't read it, but I can't STOP.
Our destiny to be reached by responsibly developing our natural resources. This land, blessed with clean air, water, wildlife, minerals, AND oil and gas. It's energy! God gave us energy.
A.
From good ol' Breitbart:
"Palin emerged from relative obscurity nearly a year ago when she was tapped as then Republican presidential candidate John McCain's running mate."
http://www.breitbart.com/article...&
show_article=1
First time I've seen confirmation of this.
Watersports are sick enough.
But bloodsport?
It's all Alaska, all the time there. Or at least it was 20 years ago when I was there.
trifecta
In fairness, it may not be the end of the world, but you can see it from Alaska.
Coke to Athenae.
As Athenae said, you don't badmouth your spouse to other people like that.
Echidne | Homepage | 07.03.09 - 6:47 pm | #
It speaks volumes about the two of them.
She did a chick.
Penquin Fan
Then she would win 2012 in a landslide...
Our destiny to be reached by responsibly developing our natural resources. This land, blessed with clean air, water, wildlife, minerals, AND oil and gas. It's energy! God gave us energy.
A.
Athenae
The Fourth Reich is arisen!
Sounds like neighbor with the race car, had a miss at like 6500 rpms.
My guess is shitty wires, or coil.
Well, good for Sarah Palin for looking good in the expensive clothes and styling the RNC bought her, and for remembering how to do her hair and makeup the way they taught her. You know, that stuff adds up to some job qualifications for tv-show hosting, maybe, but it's irrelevant to actually governing.
Thing is, for the R's, it's not about governing or capacity to govern. Appearances are all they care about. And Sarah P is nothing but appearance, and that about as deep as saran wrap. At least Mike Huckabee appears to be an intelligent, reasonable, likeable clergyman. Mitt Romney appears to be an intelligent, reasonable, successful businessman. All Sarah P appears to be is a pretty, well-dressed woman with lovely children. Once you get past that paper-thin veneer, the crazy takes over.
Opposite abstinence with the opposite sex. Also.
see i always assumed that palin and todd were swingers
backcountry swingers
Afternoon, good people.
I admit it: I am totally puzzled by Gov. Palin's announcement.
It makes no sense, no matter how many different ways I look at it.
The only (and I do mean only) way it makes sense in a rational world is if an indictment is about to issue, and I find that hard to believe in a state like Alaska whose citizens appear to like a little corruption in their politicians.
We are getting teh Mittster and Huckabee in 2012.
Sarah got skeert when she caught Pooty-Poot peeking in her bedroom window. From his...
All Sarah P appears to be is a pretty, well-dressed woman with lovely children. Once you get past that paper-thin veneer, the crazy takes over.
What strawhat said.
see i always assumed that palin and todd were swingers
backcountry swingers
Syd B
Not just you.
"We are getting teh Mittster and Huckabee in 2012."
Who scalps who first?
While it's fun to speculate what kind of skeezy, white trash upfuck could have derailed Bible Spice's Excellent Career, she does seem like the type to have mostly lost her wubbles after the Schmidt emails came out.
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Okay, well I'm going to see Johnny Depp and pretend I'm above doing him.
ms fahrenheit
omg. read the vanity fair article. you will love him as much as i hate him.
rich, good looking, has a 156 yacht that flies the jolly roger, and gets to hang out with my heroes, and i don't have many, hunter, and keith richards.
i really do hate that bastard, you should too.
i would have made better pics tho.
Sarah Palin is going to stand with Michelle Bachmann, and shoot census takers who enter the 6th district in Minnesota from her vantage point in a helicopter.
We are getting teh Mittster and Huckabee in 2012.
I fear it will be someone we have not yet heard of, or much of.
Palin/Inhofe 2012
Please.
While it's fun to speculate what kind of skeezy, white trash upfuck could have derailed Bible Spice's Excellent Career
That would be my kind of skeezy, white trash upfuck.
Send them over, I got a phatty just for them.
I think Levi is about to spill the beans on the orgies that took place in chez Palin.
As Athenae said, you don't badmouth your spouse to other people like that.
Echidne | Homepage
Well, I didn't relay the things she said about him.
So I'll just let it go at this point. God forbid I make a woman look bad on this blog.
you all have a nice night.
quick with those rulers aren't they? but do our teachers here rush to offer Cokes? no. no they do not. /hmph/
sure Dog. i need a kick in the motivational ass and that would do it.
incoming!
Huckabee actually scares me, because he comes off all nice and normal (and not entirely hateful to look at) at first, and he's a good speaker, and then he opens his mouth in some "safe" fundie setting and homophobic crazy pours out.
He could totally be the new Bush.
A.
Palin/Inhofe 2012
For their first campaign stunt, they'll seal themselves into a bubble of CO2, just to show how harmless it is.
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Stupid asshole w/race car. Brings the motor to valve float (where it stops making power, and the valves "float" thereby not producing combustion, nor, intake..
Dumbasses.
Huckabee's smarter than Bush. I know that's not saying much, but there it is.
incoming!
Just so happened a plane flew overhead.
I almost had to fire up the .50 cal.
Don't freak me out like that!!
Huckabee actually scares me, because he comes off all nice and normal
He is so mainstream that McDonald's is going to introduce a squirrel burger in his honor.
Huckabee actually scares me, because he comes off all nice and normal (and not entirely hateful to look at) at first, and he's a good speaker, and then he opens his mouth in some "safe" fundie setting and homophobic crazy pours out.
He could totally be the new Bush.
A.
Athenae
What scares me is that this evil never dies. That there are still lots of people just waiting to vote for crazy.
It makes me crazy.
and then he opens his mouth in some "safe" fundie setting and homophobic crazy pours out.
Homophobic?
Oh, it goes beyond that.
Enlightenmentophobic is probably more like it.
Huckabee gets free exposure every day on ABC's "The Huckabee Report" (AM radio). It seems to be Paul Harvey's old spot. He goobers it up, tells corny jokes, bashes elitists, education, and science, and trashes Obama. ABC gives him 15 minutes of free campaign time every day, with which he reaches millions. Seems like that ought to be illegal, but there it is. I think Huckabee's the most dangerous, way more dangerous than the laughably fake Mittster.
Bachmann's scared of the census because Minnesota's likely to lose a CD...and hers is the one that'll go.
Setting her up for an awesome challenge to Klobuchar's Senate seat...
TBogg gets some wingnut - ahhh - I nearly said love. Anyhow:
http://americanpowerblog.blogspot.com/
Stupid asshole w/race car. Brings the motor to valve float (where it stops making power, and the valves "float" thereby not producing combustion, nor, intake..
If he only had a British car, which would toss a rod well before it got to valve floating RPMs.
Romney is getting the nod in 12. He took the same deal last year that McCain did in 00. If somebody else starts doing well, they will inexplicably quit to spend more time with their family and then run in 16.
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Enlightenmentophobic is probably more like it.
That's in the ballpark, ADH. I can't think of a better moniker at the present time.
Zod, I said people who slag off their spouses. I have plenty of former acquaintances, female, who think it's funny to talk about their husbands like they're puppies who peed on the rug. It's an overall squick for me, people's petty marital squabbles, like, go get some fucking counseling and don't make us all witness it.
A.
"You don't see her naked. I do". And he didn't mean it in a kind way.
What.a.dick.
ms fahrenheit
he was being honest. but I'll leave the rest of that story for later, since I seem to have risen the ire of a lot of the women here.
next time, let me finish the story before you draw your conclusions.
Because it really was all on her.
good night.
If he only had a British car, which would toss a rod well before it got to valve floating RPMs.
You know the British don't make TVs? They couldn't figure out how to make them leak oil.
Why would we care what AmericanImpotentblog thinks about the Basset-Master?
Go whore his posts at RedState, no?
Sexy?
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Setting her up for an awesome challenge to Klobuchar's Senate seat...
AndyG
And Klobuchar is looking like the perfect Minnesota Senator. Unassuming, friendly, knowledgeable, not corrupt, moderately liberal...she's damn near unbeatable, in my estimation.
Well, I didn't relay the things she said about him.
So I'll just let it go at this point. God forbid I make a woman look bad on this blog.
you all have a nice night.
I said "spouses", so she's an asshole, too.
If he only had a British car, which would toss a rod well before it got to valve floating RPMs.
It's a small block GM motor. I've been over there before, assisting him in his problems.
Teh main problem is the owner.
Don't freak me out like that!!
sorry mang.
Hucksterbee doesn't worry me. he won't hold up under the 24/7 national limelight. just like Gramps got uglier and less desirable during his closeup.
sad but true: preznits have to be at least marginally attractive to normal people. Huck don't cut it.
i do give palin credit for not crying while speaking
I've been told (by folks who know) that squirrel is delicious
All Sarah P appears to be is a pretty, well-dressed woman with lovely children. Once you get past that paper-thin veneer, the crazy takes over.
strawhat, glad to be home |
and that's another thing. look at the children.
j. kerry lost, such a shame, such charming and accomplished daughters.
obama, charming daughters. i'll make no comment about palin's progeny, but i doubt they add up.
i'm still reeling from 04. i laid in bed stunned for 3 days.
Palin also deserves credit for not speaking while speaking.
I think Sarah Palin has pretty hair. /shallow
I wish I could grow my hair long. I don't have the patience for it. I used to have it all down my back in high school and then hacked it off and never was able to grow it back. The first hot day of the summer, I start fantasizing about shaving my head.
A.
i do give palin credit for not crying while speaking
She is the LAST political figure I would ever expect to cry in public.
Huckabee actually scares me, because he comes off all nice and normal
And who under the age of 40 is going to vote for him outside of fundie brain damaged Okies?
she's damn near unbeatable, in my estimation.
Certainly. Though, if Nepolitano ever steps down at DHS or a high-ranking DOJ position opens up, she's probably an automatic for consideration.
Zod, I said people who slag off their spouses. I have plenty of former acquaintances, female, who think it's funny to talk about their husbands like they're puppies who peed on the rug. It's an overall squick for me, people's petty marital squabbles, like, go get some fucking counseling and don't make us all witness it.
A.
Athenae
fair enough. I was trying to make conversation. I know it's a subject that I'll pass on from now. sorry for the turmoil.
obama, charming daughters. i'll make no comment about palin's progeny, but i doubt they add up.
I still come up with -0+.
She just pronounced Landstuhl "Lan-stall."
Kaiserslautern is too tough for most 'Merkins. They abbeviate it to Ktown.
Hello everyone.
HANG IN THERE SARAH. WE LOVE YOU. THESE LEFT WING SCUMBAGS CAN'T LICK YOUR BOOTS. SEE YOU IN 2012.
She is the LAST political figure I would ever expect to cry in public.
She seems to completely lack an emotional inner life. You can see the gears turning, but that's about all.
i'm still reeling from 04. i laid in bed stunned for 3 days.
I'm not over it either. John Kerry, my first true political love.
I listened to fucking Avril Lavigne for like two weeks and then drank an entire bottle of wine one afternoon and it was JUST LIKE the worst breakup ever.
A.
Oh my MSNBC is going to replay Palin's entire 17 minute resignation word-salad/"speech".
I admit it: I am totally puzzled by Gov. Palin's announcement.
It makes no sense, no matter how many different ways I look at it.
There's a shoe about to drop. Maybe baby shoes...
And what's this about a "rational world"? We're dealing with crooked wingbut fundies, here. Literally anything's possible. Now, I don't ordinarily think of popcorn as a traditional 4th of July treat, but I'm heading down to the store and grab a bag of Orville's...
Hi ina!
"Setting her up for an awesome challenge to Klobuchar's Senate seat..."
That would be funny. The woman can barely take her own district.
The first hot day of the summer, I start fantasizing about shaving my head.
And, here's moi, wanting to dread my hair up.
Go figure.
HANG IN THERE SARAH. WE LOVE YOU. THESE LEFT WING SCUMBAGS CAN'T LICK YOUR BOOTS. SEE YOU IN 2012.
sonny ablaza
That's it. Sonny is the man who is never right, so I'd have to say that Sarah is now officially toast.
A very entertaining evening so far, folx.
If she's pregnant again I could see her quitting now and not saying why right away, but nothing else makes any sense to me.
A.
I listened to fucking Avril Lavigne for like two weeks and then drank an entire bottle of wine one afternoon and it was JUST LIKE the worst breakup ever
Wow.
I'm really sorry, A.
I swore it was rigged. Still do in fact.
SEE YOU IN 2012.
The FSM doesn't love us that much, unfortunately.
If she's pregnant again I could see her quitting now and not saying why right away, but nothing else makes any sense to me.
A.
Athenae
You don't buy the porn-tape-about-to-surface option?
HANG IN THERE SARAH. WE LOVE YOU. THESE LEFT WING SCUMBAGS CAN'T LICK YOUR BOOTS. SEE YOU IN 2012.
Oh, this is most definitely parody troll.
She's going to head the TeaParty "movement." Couldn't have telegraphed it more.
Government run healthcare is dead on arrival.
twist
Your mother.
but nothing else makes any sense to me.
Indictment? Photos?
Hi Marcellina! How are you this lovely evening?
PLAIN PROPAGANDA LINE OF THE DAY
“We are not retreating, we are advancing in a different direction”
olexicon
"It's not a lie, it's a gift for fiction."
from State & Main
in the end, i don't think it really matters why, except in determining the quality of our popcorn. she's officially a FAIL in governing and a Quitter. she'll never live that down. i can only imagine if someone democratic did this. even with a friendly media, she's toast in her first debate with a political opponent.
Adam, not really. The Republican FAIL lately has been kind of vanilla. No more furries or underage be-scuba-suited male pages with pseudonyms, just horny Argentinian midlife crises and shit.
A.
DNA test results are in: Levi Johnston is Trig's daddy!
You don't buy the porn-tape-about-to-surface option?
I'm going with the meth lab in the governor's mansion. They had a spill which rendered it uninhabitable, so she resigned since she won't be getting the free housing any more.
Not pregnant. I would believe that she and her husband have dirt that's come out — either with that former partner, or personal threats made to someone (Letterman?)
Oh, this is most definitely parody troll.
Apprentice to Darth Holden
I think you're probably right. No way the real sonny can spell all those words correctly.
"It's not a lie, it's a gift for fiction."
from State & Main
Gee... I used to blog there a great while back.
I think Mrs. Alan Greenspan is right, for once.
Palin's political career is ovah.
She's going to head the TeaParty "movement." Couldn't have telegraphed it more.
fred
Give it a new name; The Tea Wrecks...
Betraying the Planet
PAUL KRUGMAN
So the House passed the Waxman-Markey climate-change bill. In political terms, it was a remarkable achievement.
But 212 representatives voted no. A handful of these no votes came from representatives who considered the bill too weak, but most rejected the bill because they rejected the whole notion that we have to do something about greenhouse gases.
And as I watched the deniers make their arguments, I couldn’t help thinking that I was watching a form of treason — treason against the planet.
To fully appreciate the irresponsibility and immorality of climate-change denial, you need to know about the grim turn taken by the latest climate research.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/2...ugman.html?
_r=1
even with a friendly media, she's toast in her first debate with a political opponent.
chicago dyke, kitten
Do you remember Ronnie Reagan, by any chance?
Eat shit and die Sonny
She's going to head the TeaParty "movement." Couldn't have telegraphed it more.
fred
Of course!
She's going to front a band. With Micky Dolenz. She'll look good with a tambourine in her hands.
(Letterman?)
Marcellina
Ooh! I hadn't even thought of the Letterman revenge 
The Teabaggers: idiots who don't know history, or they'd be aware that the Boston Tea Party was directed against a corporation, not a government.
except in determining the quality of our popcorn. she's officially a FAIL in governing and a Quitter
yep, supposing she ever goes for higher office, the thing to do in a debate would be to ask her if the going got tough, would she quit like she did on the people of Alaska?
You don't buy the porn-tape-about-to-surface option?
Larry Flynt didn't use a lookalike?
They had a spill which rendered it uninhabitable, so she resigned since she won't be getting the free housing any more.
Mark B.-
is that snark, or fact about the spill part? i could totally see them doing something like that, or maybe one of the kids.
Mickey Dolenz has way too much brains to ever hang out with Sarah Palin.
just heard about the palin resignation (been buried in holiday shoppers 
).
i like this comment:
"We've seen a lot of nutty behavior from governors and Republican leaders in the last three months, but this one is at the top of that," said John Weaver, a longtime friend and confidant of Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.)
heh heh
A Palin scandal will break in the next week, and we'll discover the real reason for her announcement.
I'm good, ina. Just had my last show of the season, so now it's all about just packing up and getting out of here tomorrow.
All women section of the concert: Dusty Bishop, Janice Scroggins, Linda Hornbuckle and more.
www.kboo.org
Bible Spice
Though she is a tard, she does attract crowds, and who would energize those numbnuts more than a roving Palin?
Certainly the conservative establishment would love having her play that role.
I'm not over it either. John Kerry, my first true political love.
I listened to fucking Avril Lavigne for like two weeks and then drank an entire bottle of wine one afternoon and it was JUST LIKE the worst breakup ever.
A.
Athenae |
i'll admit i did not cotton to the 04 kerry the way i did the 72 kerry. but the option was bush, and people chose bush.
and i do remember the daughters. they told the tale.
i'm happy enough with obama, but it may be too late. the damage has been done.
I think Mrs. Alan Greenspan is right, for once.
Palin's political career is ovah.
A-yup. In fact, it was over the day after the election.
DNA test results are in: Levi Johnston is Trig's daddy!
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LEVI going balls deep with mother and daughter?
She's going to head the TeaParty "movement." Couldn't have telegraphed it more.
fred
She'd be more appropriate as a spokesperson for that yogurt that makes pooping more fun.
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Give it a new name; The Tea Wrecks...
Meanie-meanie, tickle a person
Bravo!
Nicely done.
stoat, John Weaver is made of win, as much as any Republican can be. He quit McCain 2008 when it became clear McCain was buying into the Rovian "he's a terrorist!" bullshit.
A.
yep, supposing she ever goes for higher office, the thing to do in a debate would be to ask her if the going got tough, would she quit like she did on the people of Alaska?
Mark B.
Yep. That's a career killer, right there.
is that snark, or fact about the spill part?
I just made it up, but some relative of hers was caught running a lab. It's plausible. Also.
"It's not a lie, it's a gift for fiction."
from State & Main
go you huskies!
I listened to fucking Avril Lavigne for like two weeks ...
For me, this was the soundtrack to the Kerry disaster.
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Mickey Dolenz has way too much brains to ever hang out with Sarah Palin.
Someone posted here earlier that he performed for teabagger parties.
Do you remember Ronnie Reagan, by any chance?
Adam Hominem |
i'm talking about winning the election. the thugs may just be that stupid, and put her at the top of the ticket. i would praise Ba'al and the FSM for many hours if that happened. but they won't, because they won't be able to get 51%, or to strikable stealing distance of that, with a Quitter. amurka hates quitters. we're trained to by the teevee.
Oh, Jesus, from Palin's list of accomplishments:
We broke ground on the new prison.
She's Scrooge in a skirt.
A.
My hair's now so white, only my eyebrows are left to declare that once my coloring was dark. Maybe it's time to become a redhead.
GWPDA yclept Damaged Historian
Bleach your eyebrows and leave people guessing.
interesting, athenae. i thought he was the one who quit mccain but wasn't sure.
A-yup. In fact, it was over the day after the election.
AndyG
Battle lines were drawn, and she was on the losing side.
Going to take repubs a long time to regroup and figure out a winning strategy...
unless the dems totally blow it.
Oy.
that yogurt that makes pooping more fun.
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Fielding Mellish
For some reason, that phrase made me think of Mary Tyler Moore.
???
She's going to head the TeaParty "movement." Couldn't have telegraphed it more.
I'm thinking a prime time show on Fox. She'd draw more eyeballs than Bill O, Hannity, and Beck combined, and would thus have a much greater ability to destroy the country than a measley Alaskan Governor.
Repuke troll wants to lick Sarah's boots? I thought Democrats were supposed to be the kinky ones.
oh, i forgot about the meth arrest. someone's mom, right? levi's?
stoat, he was also on Kerry's campaign for a while. After Bush skullfucked McCain in South Carolina Rove drove Weaver out of politics. Wouldn't let him work with ANYBODY. There was this NY Observer piece I read in which Weaver had freaking CANCER and Rove was preventing him from getting jobs.
A.
unless the dems totally blow it.
Before 2008, they had quite a tradition of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. I think that's turned around, but we need to keep working.
oh, i forgot about the meth arrest. someone's mom, right? levi's?
Yup, Levi's mom the meth manufacturer/dealer.
Oh, Jesus, from Palin's list of accomplishments:
We broke ground on the new prison.
2. Shot some varmints.
3. Put new cement pond out back of mansion.
4. Did some double-naught spyin' on them russian fellers.
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On Shuster, AK wingnut: President Obama is trying to eliminate economic opportunity in Alaska ...
Fuckwad.
Bush-Cheney Linked to CIA Leak Case
By Jason Leopold
July 3, 2009
In early fall 2003, as the scandal over leaking a covert CIA officer’s identity was exploding, President George W. Bush claimed not to know anything about the leak and called on anyone in his administration who had knowledge to come “forward with the information so we can find out whether or not these allegations are true.”
How disingenuous the President’s appeal was has been underscored again by a new Justice Department court filing sketching out the contents of the 2004 interview between special prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald and Vice President Dick Cheney.
Though the Obama administration continues to balk at releasing the full contents of the Cheney interview, it did reveal that Bush and Cheney were in contact about the scandal, including what is described as “a confidential conversation” and “an apparent communication between the Vice President and the President.”
http://www.consortiumnews.com/20...09/
070309b.html
unless the dems totally blow it.
I'm working on it.
anyway, i think she's headed for some light duty on teevee, the fundraising circuit, and not much more. buh bye Ms. Palin. welcome to Has Been.
The word "varmint" is inherently hilarious.
A.
Wow! When Sarah wears that tight white blouse, you can see her nipples peeking through.
Someone posted here earlier that he performed for teabagger parties.
Marcellina
Oh dear!
Varmint and critter and closely related. All varmints are critters, but not all critters are varmints.
I'm working on it.
Harry Reid
Give 'em head, Harry.
So, Levi sells meth and knocked up Palin?
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For some reason, that phrase made me think of Mary Tyler Moore.
???
ina
Jamie Leigh Curtis is doing them right now. A scintillating career move.
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oh, i forgot about the meth arrest. someone's mom, right? levi's?
Yup, Levi's mom the meth manufacturer/dealer.
Apprentice to Darth Holden
And the cousin(?) of Todd's who was caught burglarizing the same house twice..
unless the dems totally blow it.
they do. But there was 2006 and 2008.
Still thinking of Letterman. Maybe it turns out Palin's 14yo was getting busy in a baseball stadium bathroom?
Varmint and critter and closely related. All varmints are critters, but not all critters are varmints.
Mark B.--Buzzkiller
After a shotgun blast, how can you tell?
This is good news for Alaska.
I think?
God I'm so confused . . .
Maybe it turns out Palin's 14yo was getting busy in a baseball stadium bathroom?
ina
Maybe A Rod really IS the father??
All right, speaking of varmints, I have to go let mine out of their cage and cook dinner. Love all you lovely bats.
A.
Repeat blogwhore because it's apropos:Why is Sarah Palin resigning?
Jamie Leigh Curtis is doing them right now. A scintillating career move.
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Fielding Mellish
Just watched Some Like It Hot with the girls. It was fun to tell them that Tony was Jamie Lee's dad, and then see him dressed up as a woman.
I think the Mary Tyler Moore connection was something like: Who can turn the world on with her smile? Who can make pooping fun...? )
Give 'em head, Harry.
I have to do what Joe says or else I won't have 60 votes.
tmi
Still thinking of Letterman. Maybe it turns out Palin's 14yo was getting busy in a baseball stadium bathroom?
ina
tsk tsk, ina.
Repuke troll wants to lick Sarah's boots? I thought Democrats were supposed to be the kinky ones.
George Johnston
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Believe me, democrats got nuthin on republicans.(David "diaper me" Vitter, Larry "Foot Loose" Craig, and that fellow from Florida who stalked young boy aides in congress)
by the way, ina... the two-hearted ale i drank last night had less of a head on it than your rioja.
holy crap! did it get any better after you shook the fizz out?
"Here's a quote I got from law enforcement here in Alaska yesterday afternoon regarding Palin "a criminal indictment is pending authorization."
fdl
Tom Foley?
Mary Tyler Moore connection
The European version, perhaps.
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even with a friendly media, she's toast in her first debate with a political opponent.
chicago dyke, kitten
Do you remember Ronnie Reagan, by any chance?
Adam Hominem
well said, this is why the smart people like chicago always get it wrong, even tho they are right.
it's a numbers game, and most people aren't that smart.
ronald reagan, war criminal, considered even by historians to be the 3rd or 4rth best president ever.
snow shoes
Tom Foley?
Jeffraham, Mister Bobby
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Yeah, that's the guy. I have trouble keeping up with all the republican perverts.
Failin' Palin: I decided to resign after prayer ...
"I don't have a prayer of remaining."
"Here's a quote I got from law enforcement here in Alaska yesterday afternoon regarding Palin "a criminal indictment is pending authorization."
fdl
chicago dyke, kitten
If it's a murder rap, that will be super helpful for 2012! /Kristol
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"Here's a quote I got from law enforcement here in Alaska yesterday afternoon regarding Palin "a criminal indictment is pending authorization."
fdl
chicago dyke, kitten
Oho.
There goes my sex angle.
DAMN!!!!
I'm pissed Palin resigned. Now I have nothing to talk about.
Mark Foley...
you're going to make it after all
Good grief! Watching tennis I missed the Palin rant.
Twilight Zone marathon on SciFi
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