HULK SMASHED
Yikes!
Eurogeek!
On hearing Bush use the word "appeasement", Messiah Obama suffers case of the vapors; smelling salets used to revive candidate.
"He looked like a pile of my grandma's pink doilies, all mixed together," said one onlooker.
Atrios must be high.
Police say Dallas minister caught in Internet sex sting
BRYAN, Texas — A minister at a Dallas-area megachurch was charged with online solicitation of a minor after police said Friday he was caught in an Internet sex sting.
Undercover officers posing as a 13-year-old girl communicated with 52-year-old Joe Barron of Plano for about two weeks. The online conversations were sexual in nature, police said.
On May 6, Barron suggested meeting the girl in person. He eventually made the nearly 200-mile drive to Bryan on Thursday, when he was arrested. Police said they found a web-cam and condoms in his car.
Barron remained in Brazos County Jail on Friday on a $7,000 bond. Police were unsure if he had an attorney.
Barron is a minister at Prestonwood Baptist Church, one of the largest churches in the country with 26,000 members and 40 ministers. Mike Buster, executive pastor, said in a statement that the church had no record or knowledge of previous improprieties or saw any inappropriate behavior in the 18 months Barron was on the church staff.
Atrios must be high.
Mr French | 05.16.08 - 10:58 pm | #
The worst part is that it's better than 95% of the music vids he posts.
I made it 37 seconds into that video. Anybody brave enough to beat my record?
Suxketh, it does.
That's more like it!
The executive pastor of a Baptist church is named Mike Buster? That's nearly Dickensian in its appropriateness, right up there with Dusty Foggo...
Anybody brave enough to beat my record?
I liked it, but what do I know?
meanwhle, behold the Obama Campaign's National Security Poster Boy:
http://cla.calpoly.edu/~lcall/
ch...hamberlain2.jpg
The troll, so distraught over his tiny, useless penis, forgets how to spell "salts", rendering his attempted troll as useless as his penis.
The worst part is that it's better than 95% of the music vids he posts.
Talk about...
Pop Music.
Shoobie duby duwop.
Anybody brave enough to beat my record?
No flirting!
wow, that's almost as bad as watching that wingnut scream APPEASEMENT! for 8 minutes.
you could fill up a server with bad greenscreen'd music videos
The executive pastor of a Baptist church is named Mike Buster?
a.k.a. the fourth Beastie Boy.
"there once was a screenname called Tucker......"
I badly need a font called Meridien. Who has it?
Someone better.
That was worse than the time I had to give Hitler a sponge bath!
I saw the couple on Bill Moyer's Show and was surprised at the woman's observation that she thought that Hillary had not been given a fair shake at being the nominee.
From my perspective, I cannot see this (But I am not seeing through her eyes) Is this belief widely held?
In a nutshell my perception is that Hillary had her choice of people and chose poorly. She failed to recognize that the world had shifted and that the old system she was used to, while still good enough, could be outflanked by something more nimble.
But I did not perceive this as a sexual discrimination thing. I see it more of an "Old guard" v the "New guard" sort of thing.
Phila, yes, I am pretty dadgum old, t'is true. It just ain't my cuppa, ya know?
No! No! No!
BRYAN, Texas — A minister at a Dallas-area megachurch was charged with online solicitation of a minor after police said Friday he was caught in an Internet sex sting.
True story - in the previous comments thread, I posted something along the lines of, "So... no Republicans caught in sex scandals this week?"
I knew it was impossible.
if you saw the first 30 seconds you pretty much saw the whole thing.
Prestonwood Baptist Church
two or three miles from my home.
it is so huge you can see it from the freeway, several miles away
it has an enclosed area of shops in it.
we call it the baptodome, or alternatively, six flags over jesus.
another one bites the dust.
Irish entry -- (warning: short ad before song)
http://www.rte.ie/arts/2008/
0223...341206,null,228
Eurovision is awesome.
Now, is that statement made with tongue so far in cheek it requires surgical removal, or am I just so musically tasteless I fail to see the sheer genius in that...piece of shit?
Phila, yes, I am pretty dadgum old, t'is true. It just ain't my cuppa, ya know?
helena handbasket | 05.16.08 - 11:05 pm | # [kill][hide comment]
No need to explain it to me. It's Atrios who'll be deeply wounded!
if you saw the first 30 seconds you pretty much saw the whole thing.
r€nato, sprung
They have shop teacher Elvis impersonators now?
six flags over jesus.
Brilliant.
I saw the couple on Bill Moyer's Show and was surprised at the woman's observation that she thought that Hillary had not been given a fair shake at being the nominee.
That is sad delusion. Hillary almost won the nomination on Super Tuesday. Her idiot advisors just didn't have a Plan B.
are you sure that is not Weird Al?
'Six Flags Over Jesus' is just wonderful...
six flags over jesus
Heh.
Pretty much fits every megachurch in the country.
Atrios must be high.
So what else is new?
They have shop teacher Elvis impersonators now?
Haven't you heard? They're not teaching shop any longer; they have to find some other line of work, those shop teachers.
Hey, I think it IS Weird Al!!!
she thought that Hillary had not been given a fair shake at being the nominee.
Why, 'cause she had competition?
Makes no sense at all.
And was very renowned as a fucker.
"I may be quite old,
But my fire's not cold,
And from fucking I will not be tuckered!"
Unlike the troll with the tiny, useless penis. for example.
Alas, Steve Goodman's great song 'Vegematic', which offers as a prize an all expenses paid weekend for three at Six Flags Over Burbank, is unavailable on Youtube...
Hey, I saw that dude on the subway!
his hair was still perfect.
wow, 2:50 of that song was about 2:20 too much. God forbid they have an extended mix.
DOS: EL CRUSAITO!
Hey Duncan can you post some hot barely legal stud action? I wouldn't touch this guy with Hillary's cock.
wow, 2:50 of that song was about 2:20 too much. God forbid they have an extended mix.
r€nato, sprung
I want those glasses.
ProfWombat, now that's sad. I liked that song.
anyone who would watch a video with the caption "Eurovision is awesome" deserves it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q...h?
v=qw02_IZviis
his hair was still perfect.
Aquanet.
The Devil made me do it.
Why, 'cause she had competition?
Makes no sense at all.
Phila, Pizen Sarpint
But this woman was an intelligent (Law professor at Berkely) and well-spoken and successful person.
If SHE believes this, then her view must be respected. But, as I said, I am at a loss to explain it. But my equipment doesn't match and I am willing to accept that it might be my fault.
And because the lady is not a "Nut" her opinion is important to all of us and must be both respected and an attempt made to address the situation to her satisfaction - though that might not be possible.
these dance steps are hard.
Here's a tune for the rest of us.
these dance steps are hard.
watertiger, elbreikindance
Tonight we learned that the European foxtrot is faaaaar different from American.
Chris Tucker!
I had fun watching mindless cheesy flicks today!
Thanks for the chuckles--I was so tired, I really got nothing else done.
TRES: EL ROBOTO!
I saw the couple on Bill Moyer's Show and was surprised at the woman's observation that she thought that Hillary had not been given a fair shake at being the nominee.
The same people who loudly proclaimed that kumbaya wimp obama would never be able to compete as well as rough tough tested and vetted hillary are now complaining that she was not treated well.
As if Democrats get good press.
I am so listening to Little Feat from 1976 on Wolfgang's.
Contact high, right there...
I wouldn't touch this guy with Hillary's cock.
Barney Fag
I got some hot meth chocolate starfish for you!!
Hey, I saw that dude on the subway!
I saw him at Miyako Sushi on N. 6th and Berry.
OK, just watched the vid.
I had no idea Gary Oldman was such a gifted musician.
Oh, and I also thought it was awesome.
"Quatro: El robocop!"
My dear Sally, I am happy I was able to provide you with some diversion.
I'm still grabbing stuff via BitTorrent and USENET.
There might be another disc or two enroute at some point.
meridien typeface by Monotype.
http://www.myfonts.com/fonts/agf.../agfa/meridien/
Here's another link for the Linotype and Adobe versions.
http://www.fonts.com/findfonts/d....htm?
pid=242607
Though this last link seems to be loading really slow, though it's not stopped yet.
Was Maria Echaveste the guest on Moyers, with Chris Edley?
Why, 'cause she had competition?
Affirmative. Go to Talk Left for the screechy details.
well, this chikichiki has to go to sleepysleepy.
peace out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=F...watch_response#
Colbert makes fun of Oreilly
meridien typeface by Monotype.
http://www.myfonts.com/fonts/agf.../agfa/meridien/
Oh, I know where to find it. I just don't know where to get it for free.
I need it for about ten lines of text, and will never use it again after that.
Sally, were there any particular "favorites" in the list?
Is there anything you'd particularly like to see?
Come on, the guy rhymes reggaeton with maricon - the boy's got skillz!
Lubyanka, any American with an IQ higher than a gnats knows full well that Bush has not only embolden our enemies for 5 years with his failed foreign policy but there is indisputable evidence that links Bush's failed foreign policy to record number of recruits for terrorist groups such as Al Qaida, The Taliban and Hamas.
It must really suck to be you, knowing that your intelligence level is lower than that of a annoyng, little f**king insect.
That Colbert. He funny.
(o'really not so much).
Chris, I have to think about this.
Stinkers abound, you know
Phila:
http://www.fontyukle.com/listele...sayfa=21&
harf=M
Albanians may have found a new villain to blame for the frequent power cuts that have been blighting their lives.
The country's main electricity company says a cat chasing a mouse caused a 72-hour blackout in parts of the capital, Tirana
I'm hot and cranky and I have guests, so I'm outta here.
Meanwhile, my nudibranch must be acknowledged.
G'night.
Sixty-nine comments, and 76 visitors online.
Hmmmmm...
Not only does Lubyanka have a lower IQ than a gnat but his mom/girlfriend told me he is hung like a gnat.
Guys -- I never thought blogging could lead to the reporting of much "real news." But I just stumbled onto something -- it's big --
Wow.
Name 1 ingredient in Chocolate Milk
Say whut, thers?
ttp://www.fontyukle.com/listele...sayfa=21& harf=M
Gilly Gonzylon | 05.16.08 - 11:19 pm | # [kill][hide comment]
My hero!
Don't know what I'd do without you folks.
Don't know what I'd do without you folks.
Phila, Pizen Sarpint
Pay for fonts?
Uncle blodge is in da house!
How is one and all?
I wonder if our idiot in chief held hands with King Abdullah while frolicking thru flower gardens today. No doubt little Georgie will be having sex with child sex slaves tonite at the Kings palace.
Jack Nicholson was in Broadcast News? I don't remember that.
Did I mentioned I saw Henry Rollins in Trader Joe's the other night?
At this point I really think it is in our interest to find out WHY these things drove us apart so that we might bring us together for the final push. It is one thing to join hands and sing Kumbaya around the campfire but it would be better if we all knew the words, you know?
And I have a complaint for teh Obama Camp as well.
It has always been my experience in dealing with racism that the answer to it is NOT to ignore it and hope it goes away or accept it and hope it will not harm you. These two answers are the worst things you can do.
Hatred for racial reasons (or sexual preference reasons) is rooted in ignorance. As long as the wall of ignorance are erected and unchallenged, the belief is as well. Choosing to not campaign in Kentucky or to cede West Virginia to Clinton is NOT in your interest, Barack.
Go to these places and introduce yourself. Show them you are not what they fear and might actually be something they could love. They are not going to come to you. That is the truth.
Jack Nicholson was in Broadcast News? I don't remember that.
Apostate
Cameo as an anchor - he only appeared on a monitor.
Jack Nicholson was in Broadcast News? I don't remember that.
Apostate | 05.16.08 - 11:24 pm | #
He's such a Christian Slater rip off!
Uncle Fester: Gannon/Guckert remains rather a, er, loose end...
The country's main electricity company says a cat chasing a mouse caused a 72-hour blackout in parts of the capital, Tirana
Itchy and Scratchy!
I never thought blogging could lead to the reporting of much "real news." But I just stumbled onto something -- it's big --
Should we be frightened?
Did I mentioned I saw Henry Rollins in Trader Joe's the other night?
What was he buying?
I am so listening to Little Feat from 1976 on Wolfgang's.
There's some good ones over at archive.org, too - including this classic from '74.
Say whut, thers?
I found something out, and I don't think I was supposed to have.
It goes all the way to the top.
Phila, Pizen Sarpint,
I used to collect typefaces. I checked my font files. (I have two of them. I have about everything BUT the one you require, sorry. You need an Illuminated typeface like the Book of Kells? How about a bloody one? or Dracula? )
Oh, I know where to find it. I just don't know where to get it for free.Oh, I know where to find it. I just don't know where to get it for free.
Try here, I seemed to get it in TrueType.
well geez thers don't keep us in the dark you tease!
Did I mentioned I saw Henry Rollins in Trader Joe's the other night?
Gilly Gonzylon
Did he tear your mind out? Did he burn your soul?
I've been to two of his spoken word shows now. He is a damned funny guy.
Thers, I want to go to sleep. Hit us with the big news/punchline already!
Did I mentioned I saw Henry Rollins in Trader Joe's the other night?
What was he buying?
A thesaurus.
It goes all the way to the top.
Thers | Homepage | 05.16.08 - 11:26 pm | #
Buck Mulligan is overweight?
What was he buying?
r€nato, sprung | 05.16.08 - 11:26 pm | #
Didn't want to bother him. He was off the clock. I'm guessing protein bars and Gelato.
Coke to Gilly!
DWD - S☮S | Homepage | 05.16.08 - 11:27 pm | #
a bloody font?
Jolly good show that.
the bloody thing is just right as dodgers for the jolly good show, what?
Hit us with the big news/punchline already!
Not a joke.
This has to go to the lawyers -- it's big.
Cameo as an anchor - he only appeared on a monitor.
No, he turned up in the flesh in several scenes, IIRC.
I've always thought that movie was originally intended to be a Mary Tyler Moore Show TV-movie, personally...
All the way to the top?
Damn.
I thought it was getting all the way to the bottom that mattered.
I'm going to have to read the manual I guess...
Buck Mulligan is overweight?
rootless-e, moon man
"Stately and plump", thank you very much.
I just registered "scooterlogical.com"
Stop me before I register, again!
.
I've been to two of his spoken word shows now. He is a damned funny guy.
geor3ge | 05.16.08 - 11:27 pm | #
I was gonna tell him "Hey, now I have material for a spoken word show!", but I chickened out. Bok bok.
It goes all the way to the top.
Mt. Everest is in Colorado?
This has to go to the lawyers -- it's big.
Thers | Homepage | 05.16.08 - 11:28 pm | #
Maureen Dowd is crazy?
Dick Nixon was a crook.
DWD - S☮S -- I saw that, too. I wish she had been more specific about her assertions. I know about the poor press she got, some instances of gender bias, but not all pervasive like she seemed to be saying.
I started out with Edwards with some ambivalence, then switched after he dropped out to Obama, who I've ended up liking a lot.
So maybe since I wasn't a Clinton supporter, I didn't see all the ways she wasn't given an fair shake . . .
.
It goes all the way to the top.
Mt. Everest is in Colorado?
Sizzilean is not, in fact, meatier. Bacon does not have to move over.
Coke to Gilly!
puppethead | Homepage | 05.16.08 - 11:28 pm | #
Thanks pal, we can both bask in the glory
This has to go to the lawyers -- it's big.
Tectonic plate-shifting big???
What was he buying?
Was he selling boldface and italic fonts out of a paper sack?
"Itchy and Scratchy!"
It's Albania.
You mean, "Worker and Parasite"
I've been to two of his spoken word shows now. He is a damned funny guy.
geor3ge
Saw him open for the Beastie Boys right after The End of Silence came out. I think the Beastie Boys were touring for Paul's Boutique. Fantastic night. Ears rang for three days afterwards. After day two, that gets a little scary...
Obama is Prince?
I'm scouring your website for a hint?
BBL. Gotta go sweat outside.
The Candidate Formerly Known as Obama?
later
You mean, "Worker and Parasite"
What the hell was that?!
(I've always loved Worker and Parasite, slavic rip-off of Itchy and Scratchy.)
BTW, in case you missed it, the great Will Elder passed away yesterday.
Is Thers rediscovering bacon again for the first time?
BBL. Gotta go sweat outside.
it's cold here. Why is it November in May?
Thers -- Top of what?
.
Obama is Prince?
Prince doesn't want to be president - he wants to be the pope!
Sparkle Plenty,
That is what I was trying to say. I do not agree with her assertions. But I was surprised with the vehemence that she used to describe her feelings about them. It was as if she were convinced that the reason that Hillary is NOT the nominee is that it was, somehow, wrested from her by the press and the politicians in charge of the process because Hillary is a woman.
I find her stated belief to be a bit frightening. For if she honestly believes that then she will never be as forcefully for Barack as she would be if she believed that he had won without the interference of the "Boys' Club."
Sizzilean is not, in fact, meatier. Bacon does not have to move over.
It is not butter.
I found something out, and I don't think I was supposed to have. It goes all the way to the top. Thers
Pfft, I already knew Angelina's having twins.
Interesting little bit of fallout from the Prestonwood Baptist minister story:
http://www.flds.ws/2008/05/16/br...ld/#comment-
249
Evidently some of the FLDS kids put into foster care last month are in Baptist shelters.
The Pentagon is moving forward with plans to build a new, 40-acre detention complex on the main American military base in Afghanistan, officials said
Sick. Sick. Sick.
Pfft, I already knew Angelina's having twins.
JeffCO
Did you know they were Simels'?
I found something out, and I don't think I was supposed to have. It goes all the way to the top.
A family-values Republican who is faithful to his wife and not on the down low?
That's so unnatural.
Something to void the warranty on your digi-camera, camera tossing.
http://www.colourlovers.com/blog...camera-tossing/
Of course if you camera is out of warranty, and getting wonky with a spotty sensor, this is a good way for it to die honorably, in battle, instead of dying in bed.
Its Bacon!!! Or was that Kibbles and Butts..er Bits?
That should have been:
"Рабочий И Паразит"
not 'Worker and Parasite'.
siemels, etc.
"Mt. Everest is in Colorado?"
Yup, all those rich fucks in Aspen bought it and had it moved here.
wonder who gets this no-bid contract?
http://www.reuters.com/article/
n...643488720080517
winning hearts & minds with educational prisons.
I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
This one's for Thers.
JeffCO
That was a very cool song. It's no Chikichiki, but then again, what is?
Mt. Everest is in Colorado?
No, but according to the GOP, Mt McKinley is!
What's the minimum necessary voice range to carry a tune?
So if you wanna check out one good-looking black guy...
The funny thing was, not only was he the best-looking news anchor in the Bay Area, he was also the smartest and most talented. Retires next week after 30 years at the same station...
Dustin the Turkey for the win this year, I think.
Either that, or ignominy.
I'll be grabbing it from UKNova, and enjoying Terry Wogan's commentary, including ever-greater disdain for the Balkans patching up their difficulties by voting douze points to each other.
Dennis Richmond! Is Elaine Corral (sp?) still on the air?
In sports news tonight, CLEVELAND -- LeBron James scored 32 points -- 19 in the second half -- and the Cleveland Cavaliers forced a decisive and fitting finale to this home-sweet-home playoff series with a 74-69 win Friday night over the Boston Celtics, who have gone from regular-season road kings to postseason road kill. - 11:32 pm
Well, this is interesting. As I discussed with Youngest DWD earlier. The Pistons are perfectly capable of looking inept and terrible at home or on the road: it don't mean much to them either way. (But they can also look as good as any team in NBA History so . . . .)
The funny thing was, not only was he the best-looking news anchor in the Bay Area, he was also the smartest and most talented. Retires next week after 30 years at the same station... dave™©
Uh oh - good looking black guy a few days from retirement? His daughter's not getting married too, is she? I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest he stay away from Mel Gibson.
So if you wanna check out one good-looking black guy...
If I'm that handsome when I retire, I'll consider my life well lived.
It's time for Atrios to make his tax return public.
Thers obviously can't get his lawyers on the phone at this hour, so I'm calling it a night. Don't let the tectonic plates shift too violently - I'm cranky when I wake up.
Sleep well, bats.
WTF was that?
not only was he the best-looking news anchor in the Bay Area, he was also the smartest and most talented. Retires next week
Dennis Richmond -- yes! I remember him from when we lived out there. A very appealing guy. The years have flown by too fast.
Go to these places and introduce yourself. Show them you are not what they fear and might actually be something they could love. They are not going to come to you. That is the truth.
DWD - S☮S
He's one step ahead of you.
Tomorrow heading to Roseburg, OR, KKK capital of this area back in the day. Loggers and mill workers galore, except they've been pissed at the spotted owl loving hippies for 20 years as their jobs disappeared. Only .2% black. Belly of the beast, baby.
My Overlord/Ungax Vote Tallies:
States won-0
Districts won-0
Delegates won-0
Superdelegates won-0
Popular Vote-420
And yet I struggle onward...
...Kang shall not defeat me again!!!
It is unbearably hot in los angeles...and i have no ac.
Actually, I'm kind of scared for my safety, and my family's.
If you don't hear from me tomorrow -- well, I don't know...