I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
HA!
Ok, maybe I'll tell everyone else here in a minute....
Not going to look into Chertoff's gut. Yew.
Keep on consuming Teh Product! We are not living in a fascist nation!
And the best movie ever was Brazil, contrary to what you bastard people were saying on the last thread.
He's got guts.
You've got to eat something to have a gut.
And the best movie ever was Brazil, contrary to what you bastard people were saying on the last thread.
It's certainly the best dystopian movie ever. I'll never forget NTodd's Pa taking me to it on a snowy night in Toledo...
You've got to eat something to have a gut.
Nah, you can also drink beer.
How come there's no Kobe chicken?
Notice how it won't stop.
How come there's no Kobe chicken?
Mad Cock Disease.
You've got to eat something to have a gut.
Nah, you can also drink beer.
Indeed. I went to Austria when I was seventeen and they didn't ask for my ID. So I drank lots of beer and developed a beer gut. Funny, because I was otherwise quite thin.
Chertoff is teh Skeletor.
Was away on the phone...what are we hopelessly arguing about now?
Nothing gives you a beer gut better than beer. Strange that.
Was away on the phone...what are we hopelessly arguing about now?
Beer guts. For or against?
Well, you bastard people can sit here and chat...I'm gonna go get some ice cream.
How the fuck does a weasel like Chertoff get any job, let alone one with the government?
I hate to discriminate, but anyone with a voice like that should be digging coal.
Best movie is like best song: kind of meaningless. It is in your eyes in the end.
What appeals to me might send you screaming for the exits and what is brilliant to you might make me scream in agony.
So. Why do I seem to be the only one that I have read about it in the newspapers who is really kind of pissed that Bush said he would he defy Congress if they stopped funding his fucking war? That should be teh story, IMHO.
The Merch and An Unbelievably Merch Christmas (in six parts).
Iya screama, youa screama we alla screama for icea creama!!!
He's got guts.
NTodd, Future Canadian Perv
what's with the new aemn, Toddy?
So. Why do I seem to be the only one that I have read about it in the newspapers who is really kind of pissed that Bush said he would he defy Congress if they stopped funding his fucking war? That should be teh story, IMHO.
DWD - Education Geek
Agreed, and the King needs to be impeached. That is the only thing we should be talking about.
So anyone heard the Kennedys' acoustic version of "Eight Miles High" combined with "Rhapsody in Blue"?
They've been playing it on this station a lot.
BTW, they're gonna have a special on my homeboy Sly Stone in about 20 minutes...
Todd heard the age of consent in Canada is 14, duh.
So. Why do I seem to be the only one that I have read about it in the newspapers who is really kind of pissed that Bush said he would he defy Congress if they stopped funding his fucking war? That should be teh story, IMHO.
He's going to pick up his rifle and walk to Iraq, is he?
Chertoff is teh Skeletor.
Jennifer
Nope. That's what he is:
http://news.thomasnet.com/IMT/
ar...MarsAttacks.JPG
Best cold desert in the summer has got to be Edy's Lime fruit bars (aka popsicles). I could eat a whole box but it would give me a beerbellyache.
Fine, I'm bringing it up from downstairs....
I just wanted to share the penultimate comment by that guy to whom I referred earlier...
"You underestimate and misread Moore. He does very much believe in the power of his own voice. And, given the fact that he is filthy rich, it is entirely possible that he covets control of America as his own personal kingdom, and that he is using his films to foment enough discontent to create the conditions necessary for his seizure of power."
I'm smelling a little paranoia here.
what's with the new aemn, Toddy?
See annie's comment.
Lime green is the best flavor for popsicles. Followed by purple.
I just wanted to share the penultimate comment by that guy to whom I referred earlier...
"You underestimate and misread Moore. He does very much believe in the power of his own voice. And, given the fact that he is filthy rich, it is entirely possible that he covets control of America as his own personal kingdom, and that he is using his films to foment enough discontent to create the conditions necessary for his seizure of power."
I'm smelling a little paranoia here.
I, for one, welcome our new fat overlord. Couldn't be any worse than the present ones.
is it safe to post a kitten?
http://www.dailykitten.com/
Who was better at early hairband, Twisted Sister, or Ali?
Oh, what the fuck. I'm gonna go try heroin.
My kitten is going to have kittens anytime now.
Just what I need. I couldn't abort them, not that I'd have a problem with it, but she can't make the choice, ya know?
Stupid cats.
At least we'd have health care in Mooreland.
Chertoff's gut probably smells really bad.
echidne,
No, there was a major article about how he intends to do it posted at Kos the other night. Apparently Cheney has a plan he has put in place that allows compartmentalizing of the budget and they have been planning for a time when the Dems would try this ploy and have prepared a means of utilizing the Pentagon's budget - in defiance - of Congress.
But it is Saturday Night and I don't think it is the ONLY thing we should be talking about. But I do wonder why the newspapers and news readers on TV are not talking about it.
Thanks a fucking lot, Indiana. I'm sure your neighbor states appreciate this:
The massive BP oil refinery in Whiting, Ind., is planning to dump significantly more ammonia and industrial sludge into Lake Michigan, running counter to years of efforts to clean up the Great Lakes.
Indiana regulators exempted BP from state environmental laws to clear the way for a $3.8 billion expansion that will allow the company to refine heavier Canadian crude oil. They justified the move in part by noting the project will create 80 new jobs.
Under BP's new state water permit, the refinery—already one of the largest polluters along the Great Lakes—can release 54 percent more ammonia and 35 percent more sludge into Lake Michigan each day. Ammonia promotes algae blooms that can kill fish, while sludge is full of concentrated heavy metals.
Allen Butler is the turd in the collective punchbowl.
4LG: more tiger triplets pics:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/
pages...in_page_id=1770
The White House said on Saturday that President Bush would veto a bipartisan plan to expand the Children’s Health Insurance Program, drafted over the last six months by senior members of the Senate Finance Committee.
The vow puts Mr. Bush at odds with the Democratic majority in Congress, with a substantial number of Republican lawmakers and with many governors of both parties, who want to expand the popular program to cover some of the nation’s eight million uninsured children.
Tony Fratto, a White House spokesman, said: “The president’s senior advisers will certainly recommend a veto of this proposal. And there is no question that the president would veto it.”
DWD,
But it is Saturday Night and I don't think it is the ONLY thing we should be talking about. But I do wonder why the newspapers and news readers on TV are not talking about it.
It's not on the list of topics they have been given, probably. I've grown fairly cynical.
My kitten is going to have kittens anytime now.
Just what I need. I couldn't abort them, not that I'd have a problem with it, but she can't make the choice, ya know?
Stupid cats.
annieangel
If you take her temperature every day, you'll see a significant drop 24-hrs before the blessed event. Then you can be sure to be there.
Echidne,
This is the link to the story I was referencing at Daily Kos.
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonl...7/13/14494/
2064
Chertoff is Buddenbrockia plumatellae
No gut.
Maybe if M. Moore got to be our leader I would go on all the rightwing dissenter websites and be a dipshit troll and annoy them everyday. Is there good money in that line of employment, LibralJenyus and Annieangel?
It's not on the list of topics they have been given, probably. I've grown fairly cynical.
echidne | Homepage | 07.14.07 - 11:52 pm | #
Did you notice earlier on MSNBC, when they (oops!) mistakenly labeled Vitter as a Democrat?
How many fucking times are they going to keep pulling this shit?
How many fucking times are they going to keep pulling this shit?
rorschach
As long as there are no consequences.
I dunno if I should be there she might get freaked out. She seems to be checking out spots where it's dark and all that. I put her basket behind my dresser but she's ignoring it.
She's just a kitten still, she's so little with a huge belly.
ony Fratto, a White House spokesman, said: “The president’s senior advisers will certainly recommend a veto of this proposal. And there is no question that the president would veto it.”
divided and conquered | 07.14.07 - 11:51 pm | #
Why? I mean, Cheney likes the taste of plump, healthy babies.
This is the link to the story I was referencing at Daily Kos.
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonl...l...7/13/14494/
2064
So the Democrats need a veto-proof majority. The next step they should take is to make this absolutely clear to American voters. So that the voters realize they need to vote more Democrats in to stop the unnecessary slaughter.
plum, it's always safe to post a kitten.
How many fucking times are they going to keep pulling this shit?
rorschach, infogit
I won't spoil your fun, just go and look. But please don't read, such an action might be damaging to your mental health.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/
wp...id=opinionsbox1
How many fucking times are they going to keep pulling this shit?
They learned that little trick from FOX.
So the Democrats need a veto-proof majority. The next step they should take is to make this absolutely clear to American voters. So that the voters realize they need to vote more Democrats in to stop the unnecessary slaughter.
Yes.
They need to make it clear that the republicans are filibustering everything.
If you take her temperature every day, you'll see a significant drop 24-hrs before the blessed event. Then you can be sure to be there.
Allie
Oh, BTW Annie, the best way to take a cat's temperature is to push a stick of butter up her ass and measure the time it takes to melt. Try it.
I won't spoil your fun, just go and look. But please don't read, such an action might be damaging to your mental health.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/ wp...id=opinionsbox1
DWD - Education Geek | Homepage | 07.14.07 - 11:55 pm | #
I read one sentence, and my eyes began to bleed, so I stopped.
DWD, my BP can't take that shit, let alone yours! Fuck Krystol
She's just a kitten still, she's so little with a huge belly.
annieangel
I think she'll feel better if you're there, and then you can keep an eye to make sure she and the kittens are safe. You may need to remove some placenta.
My cat wanted me to keep my hand on her tummy while she was littering.
plum, it's always safe to post a kitten.
fourlegsgood
phew!
now, let's dance!
http://b3ta.hnldesign.nl/rsc/
So the Democrats need a veto-proof majority. The next step they should take is to make this absolutely clear to American voters. So that the voters realize they need to vote more Democrats in to stop the unnecessary slaughter
Echidne,
No, what is needed is for the news media of this country to explain to the citizens of this country what this president is doing and to call for the impeachment of the President and Vice-President for breaking their oath of office to uphold the Constitution of the United States.
How many fucking times are they going to keep pulling this shit?
rorschach, infogit
We (royal we) just need a new Chief Executive.
She loves it when I touch her belly. I haven't felt them move yet, I'm kinda excited about the whole thing though.
CHEYENNE, Wyo. - A woman was shot and killed early Saturday while she sang with a band at a restaurant and bar, police said. They were looking for her estranged husband, a National Guardsman who they said had sniper training.
Plum, I'm sure you've been waiting for your plush fix:
http://plush-life.blogspot.com/2...te-
kittenz.html
No, what is needed is for the news media of this country to explain to the citizens of this country what this president is doing and to call for the impeachment of the President and Vice-President for breaking their oath of office to uphold the Constitution of the United States.
Well, yes. But it's not going to happen.
I won't spoil your fun, just go and look. But please don't read, such an action might be damaging to your mental health.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/ wp...id=opinionsbox1
DWD - Education Geek
Sometimes you'll see a fuss about "anonymity" on the web, and I have to say that names do have a use.
I merely saw "Kristol" and closed the window, thus adding perhaps years to my life.
We (royal we) just need a new Chief Executive.
MP | Homepage | 07.14.07 - 11:57 pm | #
That is most certainly not all we need, though we do need that.
Its like they're a bunch of five year girls having a make believe tea party.
When does reality bite them in the ass?
I just read the Kristol op-ed.
*HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA* *HA*
HEE
My sister's cat (who was bred because she was the cutest kitten of her type in Europe) wanted to give birth in my sister's bed. So she did.
now, let's dance!
kitties enjoy rocking out.
Yup. I'm sure that one day people will think this president was one the great ones. Yup.
Its like they're a bunch of five year girls having a make believe tea party.
No, it's more like the infant state before they become aware of reality.
4legs,
Gummo has fucking hippie shoes!
Its like they're a bunch of five year girls having a make believe tea party.
Never had one of these. I do remember playing cops and robbers, though.
First, no second terrorist attack on U.S. soil -- not something we could have taken for granted.
I am fucking sick of that being held up as an example of how glorious His Highness is.
A second attack is unnecessary because Bush *already gave in to "the terrorists'" demands*.
http://b3ta.hnldesign.nl/rsc/
plum p, who loves Al Gore
Oh MY! They were moving in time to the tune I'm listening to.
That made my night. Thanks, Plum P!
Well, yes. But it's not going to happen.
echidne
I believe that it will. These last few action of defying the Congress, pardoning Skippy of Flippy or whatever his name is, and the potential of defying the Congress if they cut off funding will be sufficient to make it happen. No one wants the President to have that much power - particularly with the very real prospect of a Democrat having that office after the next election.
Bill. Kristol. Dood. Its over. We won. You lost. Deal. Chill. Later.
Sarah Deere - all our best thoughts to you.
Sincerely,
Chez X
-
SNL couldn't possibly suck any harder... maybe they should hire Kristol to write for them.
cool! They're about to kill Fredo! Cannot not watch Godfather if on tv. Stronger pull than meth.
That is most certainly not all we need, though we do need that.
rorschach, infogit
I've not seen such a thing in my almost 50 year lifetime, where the chief magistrate of this nation had 25% approval, and there wasn't some sort of political price to pay. And right now.
My sister's cat (who was bred because she was the cutest kitten of her type in Europe) wanted to give birth in my sister's bed. So she did.
echidne
They get pretty adamant regarding their choice.
Never had one of these. I do remember playing cops and robbers, though.
echidne | Homepage | 07.15.07 - 12:01 am | #
My tomboy best friend and I used to take the heads off my croquet set and use the handles for swordfights.
And we'd play football in the street against a couple of boys who lived nearby. We'd spot them 50 point and still kick their asses.
No tea parties, though.
They're about to kill Fredo!
Its business. Nothing personal.
Mr French: earlier in the week, we were promised by you, monsieur French, pictures of tiny little kittens making your life hell. So? Where do i click to see the photos?
There I am.
That made my night. Thanks, Plum P!
Uncle Smokes
i'm here to please
There I am.
Didn't I see you on an old "Twilight Zone"?
What it comes down to is this: If Petraeus succeeds in Iraq, and a Republican wins in 2008, Bush will be viewed as a successful president
*giggle* *snicker*
plum, sorry, I haven't gotten round to it yet. I did build them a 2 story cathouse today with some cardboard boxes I had in the garage.
They're lovin' it.
Talking about fucking hippie shoes, I went out to buy some new sandals which I needed as the old ones are five years old, and ended up buying a pair of unused Mephistos at a charity shop. There may be a goddess, after all.
What it comes down to is this: If Petraeus succeeds in Iraq, and a Republican wins in 2008, Bush will be viewed as a successful president
Mars, bitches!
And this is worth untold soldier's lives.
These people need to be hounded from public life and ruined.
Yup. I'm sure that one day people will think this president was one the great ones. Yup.
Uh huh. And pigs will fly and I'll actually collect from the Irish lottery.
They're lovin' it.
Mr French |
kool! next, work on those pics, m'kay?
We are routing al-Qaeda in Iraq, we are beginning to curb the Iranian-backed sectarian Shiite militias and we are increasingly able to protect more of the Iraqi population.
Huh?
*BLAM* Success in Iraq *BLAM*
Heh, there are already 9 pages of comments to Kristol's insane op ed.
All of them boil down to, "dood, U R crazy"
I'll have what Kristol's having.
*BLAM* Success in Iraq *BLAM*
Gomez | Homepage | 07.15.07 - 12:12 am | #
That's just the bathtub hooch I'm distilling in the basement.
Or maybe that bean I had for dinner.
Blammo!
kool! next, work on those pics, m'kay?
I'll get right on it first thing tomorrow. They'll be six weeks old monday and i have to find them homes sonn, just when they're at their cutest. That sideways jump thing they do is soooo damn funny.
I'll have what Kristol's having.
Not me.
Hey, if the Pirates can just not make any more errors, they'll win the wild card, sweep into the World Series and then who knows?
I'll take the odds.
We are routing al-Qaeda in Iraq, we are beginning to curb the Iranian-backed sectarian Shiite militias and we are increasingly able to protect more of the Iraqi population.
And we're doing it all with the help of a new branch of the special forces headed by David Vitter: The Diaper Brigade.
.
check this out:
Harper's Bazaar actually did something clever by using The Simpsons in a fashion spread with Linda Evangelista.
http://dlisted.com/node/12632
What it comes down to is this: If Petraeus succeeds in Iraq, and a Republican wins in 2008, Bush will be viewed as a successful president.
Hitler dreaming of magical victories while in the bunker in April 1945 was more rational than Kristol is now.
I told a friend about the diaper rumor while we were out eating. A big mistake. Food spewed all over.
I'll get right on it first thing tomorrow. They'll be six weeks old monday and i have to find them homes sonn, just when they're at their cutest. That sideways jump thing they do is soooo damn funny.
Ooooh, I love that.
Love it when they crabwalk too.
All of them boil down to, "dood, U R crazy"
fourlegsgood, gots pitchfork
Kristol has a vested interest in denying that the Bush clan comprised 2 of the absolutely worst mis-steps this nation has endured.
The Repukes have such a hardon for another terrorist attack, it's scary. When Americans die, their electoral fortunes rise, it seems.
These people need to be hounded from public life and ruined.
And be afflicted with untreatable chlamydia.
I told a friend about the diaper rumor while we were out eating. A big mistake. Food spewed all over.
echidne | Homepage | 07.15.07 - 12:15 am | #
Diapers. Food spewing.
So many fetishes out there.
If ve can chust get the V-3 bilt ve can DESTROY all da chews and vin the var.
SEIG HEIL!!!!
Reminds me of Dick Perle's letter to USA in May, 2003. You MUST read it if you haven't. NOTHING turned out !
http://www.benadorassociates.com...com/article/
801
Harper's Bazaar actually did something clever by using The Simpsons in a fashion spread with Linda Evangelista.
They totally airbrushed Marge. I hate when they do that. It contributes to young cartoon women developing unrealistic body expectation.
.
We are routing al-Qaeda in Iraq, we are beginning to curb the Iranian-backed sectarian Shiite militias and we are increasingly able to protect more of the Iraqi population.
I wonder if it's painful to mainline the koolaid?
I'd pay to see Mr T give Kristol a wedgie.
so i guess that week-end in Maine with the Bushes didn't go too well...
Kremlin tears up arms pact with Nato
Russia's relations with West hit a new low point.
http://observer.guardian.co.uk/
w...2126843,00.html
what else is left for Bush to screw up? Not much!
The Repukes have such a hardon for another terrorist attack, it's scary. When Americans die, their electoral fortunes rise, it seems.
aa
There's a good paper out there on mortality awareness and authoritarianism.
fearfearfearfearfear
Rorschach, it makes my shoe fetish look mild in comparison.
Heh, there are already 9 pages of comments to Kristol's insane op ed.
All of them boil down to, "dood, U R crazy"
fourlegsgood, gots pitchfork
Almost nobody writes in to defend Kristol's bullshit. Where are all the trolls that plague this place, like that Leninsky fuckhead that was here earlier? Why don't they go over to the WaPo and write stirring defenses of their hero Kristol?
It's amazing to me that these idiots still think it's okay to spew this nonsense in public.
I'll have what Kristol's having.
Wargasms aren't fulfilling, Sally.
Diapers. Food spewing.
God no, it smells like...like a used diaper filled with Indian food!
Buzz Bomb, ready to start late evening drinking?
I wonder if it's painful to mainline the koolaid?
fourlegsgood, gots pitchfork
He's got to have track marks up the ying yang.
I hate when they do that. It contributes to young cartoon women developing unrealistic body expectation.
.
William H. Rehnquist
at least no Maggie in sluty dress!
We are routing al-Qaeda in Iraq
It's pretty easy to "rout" a force that consists mainly of strawmen cooked up for propaganda purposes.
I wonder if it's painful to mainline the koolaid?
Nah. But the comedown's a bitch.
And it's a really hard habit to kick.
.
Rorschach, it makes my shoe fetish look mild in comparison.
Sallyh for Hussein, Grandmere | 07.15.07 - 12:18 am | #
As does NTodd's Tastee Freez fetish, for that matter.
God no, it smells like...like a used diaper filled with Indian food!
It was Indian, actually.
Ah, Sallyh, you're here. I'm watching Supergator. Gratuitous babeage on now. I take it they're about to be eaten?
It's amazing to me that these idiots still think it's okay to spew this nonsense in public.
fourlegsgood
Because there are no consequences.
These people don't believe in personal responsibility.
Finally the gut has stepped out from behind the shadows of the man.
Wow, he has tapes.
These people don't believe in personal responsibility.
JR
of couse not. God is always there to give his forgiveness!
These people don't believe in personal responsibility.
JR, kerosene and a match
When Bob McNamara shudders at what you're doing, it's kinda bad.
Ah, Sallyh, you're here. I'm watching Supergator. Gratuitous babeage on now. I take it they're about to be eaten?
Oh, yes. And the eatage becomes progressively more graphic.
It was most satisfying.
Buzz Bomb, not sure--there was a lot of babeage and boobage. But there will be eatage.
I was bit disappointed at the end--some of the cast members survived.
And we're doing it all with the help of a new branch of the special forces headed by David Vitter: The Diaper Brigade.
.
William H. Rehnquist | 07.15.07 - 12:14 am | #
So tell us judge, how tasty are skeletor's guts?
and all the e. coli and amoebas in it.
Finally the gut has stepped out from behind the shadows of the man.
Wow, he has tapeworms.
Fouled Yanni's Tape.
So tell us judge, how tasty are skeletor's guts?
No spoilers. I'm seeing it next week.
.
Baghdad Bob just doubled over with laughter.
I did build them a 2 story cathouse today with some cardboard boxes I had in the garage.
Don't tell Senator Vitter.
David Vitter makes all Democrats look bad by association.
I was bit disappointed at the end--some of the cast members survived.
Sallyh for Hussein, Grandmere
Someone always has to survive. That's horror flick boilerplate. They often die in the sequel, though.
Oh, it was the German photographer with the "Dieter"-like accent who got it. That was pretty lame. Too fast, and they left this red splotch on the film.
Good boobage, though.
Don't tell Senator Vitter. - sidhra
Our the Chinese bun factory franchise.
Or
4Legs, it was satisfying, but at the end, not everyone had been devoured.
And that made me sad.
David Vitter makes all Democrats look bad by association.
Because he was in a cloth diaper, thereby exposing the hypocrisy of liberal Democrat tree huggers who use plastic throw aways.
.
What it comes down to is this: If Petraeus succeeds in Iraq, and a Republican wins in 2008, Bush will be viewed as a successful president.
And if everyone had just shut and eaten their cake, Marie Antoinette would have been a successful French queen.
WTF is Kristol smoking?
Someone always has to survive. That's horror flick boilerplate.
Carpenter's The Thing
American Athiests national convention is on Cspan, Julia Sweeney speaking.
Cool.
WTF is Kristol smoking?
Toonscribe
His namesake, apparently.
Oh, it was the German photographer with the "Dieter"-like accent who got it. That was pretty lame. Too fast, and they left this red splotch on the film.
Good boobage, though.
Stay tuned. The eatage gets better.
Because there are no consequences.
These people don't believe in personal responsibility.
They don't need to. The more often they lie, the bigger their bank accounts become.
The opportunities they get to write op-eds, or be given lucrative columnist spots seems to go up with their level of batshit insanity.
It's Darwinism turned upsidedown. Survival of the stupidist.
We now live on the Bizarro world.
Buzz bomb, it really is a good eatage/bleedage/chompage film. Especially with some extra martinis.
I'm watching "Liberty Valance". John Wayne just said "Pilgrim"..twice.
No, wtf is the Post smoking publishing that semi-epsilon moron?
I am not sure if this is all of them but I have been accumulating people's favorite poems (as they post them here) in a file. This is the file. (Atriots Favorite Poems) If you want to look at it, this is the URL.
http://home.comcast.net/
~veritas...atriotpoems.htm
It's Darwinism turned upsidedown. Survival of the stupidist.
Richard
Well, to be honest, intelligence isn't automatically a better survival trait than stupidity.
it depends on your prey.
Meanwhile, I'm watching Gimli son of Gloin shooting at el Chupacabra.
going to bed, au revoir!
If Petraeus succeeds in Iraq
Petraeus '08!! 54-40 or fight. Where's our War Czar, BTW?
Other than the shooting, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?
Plum P,
Have a nice peaceful evening. Remember, sometime you have to take me with you: I am pretty good in a pinch (If you are really bored and stuff)
Didn't they just blow up over 100 Iraqis last week?
It was in all the papers.
"The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance" is a great movie -- arguably John Wayne's best.
G'night, Plum P
Speaking of eatage.
42 Voter Registrations today. 34 Dem, 5 Indy or Lib, 3 'Thuglican. 4 of the 34 Dems were changes of party affiliation from R to D.
DWD - Education Geek, thank you for that site. What a great service you have done there.
"The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance" is a great movie -- arguably John Wayne's best.
Toonscribe | 07.15.07 - 12:28 am | #
He's acting much better than Jimmy Stewart. Much more believable.
The reader comments on that Kristol thing are high-larious.
14 pages of "what have you been smoking Bill and can I have some?"
Ha!
Help, my foot is trapped under a dog.
Help, my foot is trapped under a dog.
You must chew it off now. Nothing else can be done.
JR, no sympathy. We're buried under cats.
Just one day after the Iraqi government received failing marks in President Bush's surge interim progress report, Americans learned that the Iraqi parliament is proceeding with its plans to take off the month of August. But while the American people may be up in arms, President Bush's amen corner is predictably silent. After all, given Bush's own record-setting penchant for vacationing during crises here at home, Republicans are understandably reticent to criticize the absentee government in Baghdad.
For more details, see:
"Republicans Quiet on Iraqi - and Bush - Vacations."
"The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance" is a great movie -- arguably John Wayne's best.
I prefer The Man Who Skullfucked Torquemada.
Hail Marys won't work. Most of the Neocons aren't Catholic.
An old dog is a wonderful thing, though. Like a favorite old sweater that fits perfectly.
Echidne,
You are welcome: I have some more but I have to find them. But I thought people might like to reference them. (I know I do - poems are like songs, you can listen over and over.)
anyone care for some chocolate tiramisu?
42 Voter Registrations today. 34 Dem, 5 Indy or Lib, 3 'Thuglican. 4 of the 34 Dems were changes of party affiliation from R to D.
bo
I love that Bush is single-handedly destroying the Republican party.
Sci-Fi's "Supergator" is now on in my timezone. Damn, Kelly McGillis looks old.
BTW, it's the 25th anniversary of the computer virus.
Yes, the first "wild" virus appeared in 1982.
For Apples.
Richard, apparently she was quite ill for sometime, cancer.
Impossibly sexy vulcanologists - me likey.
I prefer The Man Who Skullfucked Torquemada.
NTodd, Future Canadian Perv
Didn't Sinatra tug some strings to get the lead on that orject?
Hail Marys won't work. Most of the Neocons aren't Catholic.
Nor so short as Flutie.
The Green Slime is coming!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g...h?
v=g79_ljVC5Wk
You must chew it off now. Nothing else can be done.
echidne
But the fur has a nasty texture.
Buzz Bomb, wait till her T shirt gets wet.
Sci-Fi's "Supergator" is now on in my timezone. Damn, Kelly McGillis looks old.
Richard
Dude! Was that really her?
I thought she looked familiar.
Anyone else read the piece from Leonard Pitts about Obama's middle name?
The reader comments on that Kristol thing are high-larious.
14 pages of "what have you been smoking Bill and can I have some?"
Ha!
Mine is one of them.
There was so much insanity in that column there was no point in even bothering to refute any of it.
We're buried under cats.
Sallyh
I'm also buried under cat.
He's only one, but he's enthusiastic.
Late night Google dadaist poetry:
restraint chair oklahoma
"Mike O'Neal" oklahoma christian
pictures of decapitated teen in orange county
aryan brotherhood
erik botta wants to take exams
Tortoise in Kurdistan
norwegian translation for burn in hell
Shokrollah Ghraib
363 tons cash nationalreview
Cheney acuses senators of aiding terrorism
"42 Voter Registrations today. 34 Dem, 5 Indy or Lib, 3 'Thuglican. 4 of the 34 Dems were changes of party affiliation from R to D."
may i ask what state?
I prefer The Man Who Skullfucked Torquemada.
NTodd, Future Canadian Perv
Didn't Sinatra tug some strings to get the lead on that orject?
MP
No, you're thinking of The Horny Bitch Who Didn't Ride NTodd Like A Wild Stallion.
Dude! Was that really her?
I thought she looked familiar.
That was her.
Just one day after the Iraqi government received failing marks ... - Angry One
Between that and al-Maliki's "you troops can go home any time", I think on Monday Jon Stewart and Keith Olberman or going to give the Bushii a rectal resectioning that will be a wonder to behold.
Ooh, slimeage
Anyone else read the piece from Leonard Pitts about Obama's middle name?
Isn't his middle name 'Wayne'?
Buzz Bomb, delicious, isn't it?
No, you're thinking of The Horny Bitch Who Didn't Ride NTodd Like A Wild Stallion.
Shouldn't it be "like a saddle on a wild stallion?"
Moronic college boys - you are so dead.
Richard, apparently she was quite ill for sometime, cancer.
That's too bad. She looks about 10 years older than her actual age (50).
Nor so short as Flutie.
NTodd, Future Canadian Perv
That dude started his big time sports career with one of the coolest football moments ever captured on film, and ended it with the first successful dropkick since 1941.
Night, all.
Keep 'em flyin'
Shouldn't it be "like a saddle on a wild stallion?"
Do I look like a movie producer?
That dude started his big time sports career with one of the coolest football moments ever captured on film, and ended it with the first successful dropkick since 1941.
I love Flutie.
My latest fave music video...
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Buzz Bomb, not so fast...
I personally voted for eating the model.
That dude started his big time sports career with one of the coolest football moments ever captured on film
I thought it was pretty dorky, actually.
Snake babe - have you figured out stuff in August yet?
jdw,
CA, SillyCon Valley.
Miami sucks, Thers. Get over it.
Goodnight, batses
That was her.
fourlegsgood, gots pitchfork
She looks pretty good, actually. I can't remember the last time I saw her in anything.
Get over it.
Phhhhbt.
That was her.
fourlegsgood, gots pitchfork
That was she.
She looks pretty good, actually. I can't remember the last time I saw her in anything.
I don't really like her in short hair, but I agree she looks okay.
John Wayne has a good speaking voice. Anyone else notice?
Gilly, I always loathed John Wayne, and that was before I knew his politics.
"CA, SillyCon Valley.
bo"
awesome, but wish they'd move midwest or south, where they'll do more good
great job.
night bats................
John Wayne has a good speaking voice. Anyone else notice? - Gilly
Yonder lies the castle of my Fatha. Oh wait, that's who, Tony Curtis?
Isn't his middle name 'Wayne'?
You weisenheimer!
Snake babe - have you figured out stuff in August yet?
I sent you an e-mail yesterday or the day before. Will resend.
Gilly, I always loathed John Wayne, and that was before I knew his politics.
Sallyh for Hussein, Grandmere | 07.15.07 - 12:42 am | #
Dunno much about him, other than that incredibly drunken commencement speech at OSU in 1970.
My favorite John Wayne movie is True Grit. Just sayin.
I sent you an e-mail yesterday or the day before. Will resend.
Put WILL FUCK FOR LODGING in the subject.
Way past my bedtime but those comments at WaPo are so damn funny.
Buenas noches.
John Wayne has a good speaking voice. Anyone else notice? - Gilly
Yonder lies the castle of my Fatha. Oh wait, that's who, Tony Curtis?
bo
At least Spartacus was a great movie.
Wayne played "Genghis Khan" in "The Conqueror" once of the worst movies and worst castings ever.
NTodd, you're the one that will fuck for lodging...
John Wayne as Genghis Khaaaaaaaaaan!
Hello Atriots,
If anyone is of a mind to help, I'm trying to figure out how to post a .pdf to my blogger blog. Y'all have already been fabulous in steering me to Photobucket to post pics.
iMuchas gracias!
NTodd, we've been putting off that extension on our house forever.
Do you think it's time to call a contractor?
After fucking NTodd, I lodged a complaint.
Wayne played "Genghis Khan" in "The Conqueror" once of the worst movies and worst castings ever.
attaturk
Caught a movie a little while ago on TCM w/ all star cast of Westerners playing Chinese peasants. Unbelievable. Katherine Hepurn, John Houston, Agnes Moorehead. So bizarre!
The hot thing on VR that we are doing at fairs are the number of people who are asking about doing more than just making their registration current. Passed out mucho brouchures. Personally had 3 people come up to me saying, "I'm registered, but do you have any info on local democratic clubs?". '08 is gonna be great.
I had a friend who worked with Kelly McGillis on Cat Chaser (1989) as script superviser. He said she was extremely nice, actually rather shy, and she wore no underwear.
After fucking NTodd, I lodged a complaint.
I'll assume you had to take a number and wait in line.
NTodd, you're the one that will fuck for lodging...
Not just lodging...
Yes - hot scientist babes acting all condescending towards hot model babes, followed immediately by eatage. That'll show them for being all brainy and smart and stuff!
After fucking NTodd, I lodged a complaint.
You're just a fucking lodge-roller...
Caught a movie a little while ago on TCM w/ all star cast of Westerners playing Chinese peasants. Unbelievable. Katherine Hepurn, John Houston, Agnes Moorehead. So bizarre!
footloose | 07.15.07 - 12:49 am | #
Ah, yellowface.
A number of books have been written about that bizarre phenomenon in recent years.
Another glaring example is Marlon Brando as an Asian in "Teahouse of the August Moon."
Cantankerous, gun-toting environmentalist - eat him.
Sallyh, need to paint house exterior. What color? ranch.
Gotta bag it. Round II of the Laz Altaz Art & Wine Festival tomorrow. Must get bed made and body horizontal.
Ah, yellowface.
There's also the English actor who played Dr No, but at least No was supposed to be half German.
Why in Godzilla movies and movies like that are they in English, but when the Japanese people talk their lips don't match the words??
Huh?? Explain THAT.
I want to shoot hot, thick, creamy gobs of my man-goo all over NTodd
Erin, mine's dove grey. I like it a lot.
Flutie does the Impassible.
Charlie Chan was played by Warner Oland, a Swede.
Peter Lorre had a recurring role as Mr. Moto, a similar character that was japanese instead of chinese.
funny, that's about the color of our house now. I'm for keeping it the same (plus it will hide any painting errors as we are doing it ourselves). The guys are lobbying for something else.
One of the houses we're going to be checking out next week is actually pink!
Much more suited to, say the Marigny in New Orleans than to Oshkosh, I'd say. But it does look like a good house to me.
ErinPDX,
Did our house in tigard with a VERY pale green with emerald green trim. Looked nice. Even the daughter said so.
There's also the English actor who played Dr No, but at least No was supposed to be half German.
Joseph Wiseman, from Montreal.
Joseph Wiseman, from Montreal.
My bad. A Canadian.
Ah, the dog has moved, I can now go to bed.
G'night flittermice.
Montreal's in England? Who knew?
Erin, when it comes time to redo, I'd like to go with a steel blue color.
"Here's good news: the FBI has arrested the madam who was in charge of the ring of prostitutes. No word yet though on Osama." --David Letterman
and then today osama shows up on video. EVERY news outlet described him as tired/weary looking...
6' 6", diabetic, tired/weary osama... and the greatest military force on the earth can't find him. the whole hunt for osama story should make for a great historical read someday...
Montreal's in England? Who knew?
Wormhole.
Thongage.
This movie has it all.
Peter Bull did a marvelous job in Dr. Strangelove, being an Englishman playing the Russian Ambassador.
"Be careful, Mr. President. He sounds drunk."
Looks like it's time to say a prayer for Owen Meany:
The death and destruction of U.S. troops fighting in Iraq seems to have become so rampant to one local soldier that he actually staged an attack on himself -- allegedly hiring a hitman to non-fatally shoot him -- so he wouldn't be sent back for another tour of duty.
6' 6", diabetic, tired/weary osama... and the greatest military force on the earth can't find him. the whole hunt for osama story should make for a great historical read someday...
Is he diabetic? I know he requires dialysis regularly because his kidneys are shot.
My bad. A Canadian.
He's still alive too. Turned 89 this year.
TCM recently showed a movie with one of his earliest performances, "Detective Story", with Kirk Douglas.
It's kind of like "Barney Miller", but done as a drama instead of a sit-com.
they lied about tillman... they lied about wmd's... they lied about firings... they lied about.... well everyfuckingthing...
but, we should believe them that they don't know where osama is...
hmm
i wonder what storyline/timeframe they're dreaming up to use him...
"Be careful, Mr. President. He sounds drunk."
I liked his line about "capitalist stooges". The way he enunciated those two words was priceless.
i just threw out diabetic as representative of a 'malady' that he has... i should've correctly stated as you did french...
the whole hunt for osama story should make for a great historical read someday...
fokowi
I don't know that it will...considering that they've basically done fuck-all in the way of actually looking for him...
As long as Bush is looking for Bin Laden I'm sure he's safe.
I don't know that it will...considering that they've basically done fuck-all in the way of actually looking for him...
Which suggests, what?
I don't know that it will...considering that they've basically done fuck-all in the way of actually looking for him...
Which suggests, what?
echidne | Homepage | 07.15.07 - 1:12 am | #
It's hard work!
Which suggests, what?
Six months after September 11th Bush said he wasn't that concerned about him.
they know where he is... they just don't know what to do, yet. when they decide how to use his capture/death for political purposes, they will do it. between now and next november, he will show...
Six months before September 11th Powell and Rice said Saddam was contained and not a threat.
I talked about the lax search for bin Laden with some people and one man who had been in the military said that it might be because attacking him where he actually is would mean many dead American soldiers in a short amount of time. It's more acceptable to have them die in Iraq slowly over time, even if the outcome worse.
Not sure if that is true.
Woman Falls to Death From Ride in Wis.
OSHKOSH, Wis. (AP) - A woman attending a Christian festival died Saturday after plunging about 45 feet from a bungee-like amusement ride.
Workers at the Lifest 2007 event shut down the Air Glory ride after the accident, which occurred about 4:45 p.m. A prayer service was held at 7 p.m. and the music festival resumed about 7:30 p.m.
they know where he is... they just don't know what to do, yet. when they decide how to use his capture/death for political purposes, they will do it. between now and next november, he will show...
fokowi | Homepage | 07.15.07 - 1:15 am | #
They knew he was in Tora Bora. Waited until 2 months into the Invasion of Afghanistan before attacking Tora Bora. Suggests the US needs their Emmanuel Goldstein to further their goals.
Bin Laden is more valuable as a bogeyman.
Bin Laden is more valuable as a bogeyman.
He's be more valuable selling stereos at Circuit City.
OSHKOSH, Wis. (AP) - A woman attending a Christian festival died Saturday after plunging about 45 feet from a bungee-like amusement ride.
Workers at the Lifest 2007 event shut down the Air Glory ride after the accident, which occurred about 4:45 p.m. A prayer service was held at 7 p.m. and the music festival resumed about 7:30 p.m.
home | 07.15.07 - 1:17 am | #
Heh. Jayzus needs a sacrifice.
Bush has already pardoned Bin Laden.
Bush has already pardoned Bin Laden.
smack | 07.15.07 - 1:20 am |
Now THERE is a story headline
Bush has already pardoned Bin Laden.
Nah, he just commuted the sentence.
NTodd should have mail.
they know where he is... they needed a bogeyman as you correctly stated. now they don't know what to do...
he's a loose end/failure to bring to justice the mastermind behind 911. if they catch him now, americans would go apoplectic to get out of iraq now that the mission has truly been accomplished and they don't want that...
they don't know what the fuck to do.. but, they do know where he is. one smart/laser/cruise missile and the story ends...
or, does it???
echidne has mail back.
I'd like to see someone ask Condoleeza about America's support of Bin Laden when the Russians were bogged down in Afghanistan. That would be her field of expertise, no?
My suspicion has been that Osama has been dead since about 2002 and Bushco knows about it. Since then, all we've had from "him" for the most part are audiotapes. The fact that they have, without fail, always come out at politically advantageous times for Bush makes me believe that are very likely fabrications.
This latest video is the first time any video of him has shown up in eons. Of course, there is absolutely nothing in the video that indicates when it was actually recorded. I'm betting that it's stock footage from 2001.
This latest video is the first time any video of him has shown up in eons. Of course, there is absolutely nothing in the video that indicates when it was actually recorded. I'm betting that it's stock footage from 2001.
Richard | Homepage
Possibly. Dent Head is certainly around.
Anthrax occurred, a jet liner "crashed" a month after 9-11, a judge's family was assassinated, several copycat hoaxes by right wing types were caught including letters to keith Obermann, a spree of church 'fires' and train track crossings in the south were sabotaged or set fire to, and white supremecists have still tried to target abortion clinics for violence.
We're spending inordinate amounts on Homeland Security and have stripped the authority of many regulatory bodies in so doing. What do we have to show for it? Kids getting their sippy cups taken from them if their mom happened to have once worked for the Secret Service. Scare tactic alerts during election season, Chertoff brain farts and conveniently mistated leads trying to compare the illegal war in Iraq vs. a fight agaisnt Al Qaeida, whom Saddam never did trust and who Iran helped us defeat when the Taliban became our enemy...
My suspicion has been that Osama has been dead since about 2002 and Bushco knows about it.
I think he may be dead too, and if he is Bushco surely knows. If that were the case and that truth were ever made public it'd be torches and pitchforks as far as the eye can see.
attacking him where he actually is would mean many dead American soldiers in a short amount of time. It's more acceptable to have them die in Iraq slowly over time, even if the outcome worse.
That's not as funny as the original joke: Guy looking for the car keys he dropped a block away because the light's better here.
I think he may be dead too, and if he is Bushco surely knows. If that were the case and that truth were ever made public it'd be torches and pitchforks as far as the eye can see.
It's hard to see how he could get dialysis in the wilderness, unless a whole hidden society exists there.
That's not as funny as the original joke: Guy looking for the car keys he dropped a block away because the light's better here.
You help me find my keys and we can drive outta here...
I'm filling my sippy cup with vodka when we fly to Boston.
I'm wondering if I should go with Dora the Explorer or the Gloworms.
It's hard to see how he could get dialysis in the wilderness, unless a whole hidden society exists there.
Recall the the North Vietnamese had an entire hidden society that our B-52s couldn't bomb into submission...
If they can get young men to blow themselves up, surely they can find a donor match to give up a few organs.
What we need is King Arthur to rise again and to battle bin Laden with some forks. It would make about as much sense as the current policy and would be a lot more romantic.
NTodd has mail again.
Good night, batses.
You help me find my keys and we can drive outta here...
Not *that* one... that one... that one... that one...
You help me find my keys and we can drive outta here...
Should I get a backhoe or just burn the place down and hope we find it, sort of like Milton's red Swingline stapler?
You help me find my keys and we can drive outta here...
Miriam's propensity to lose her keys is very irritating at times, but it is in fact the reason we first hooked up.
Well Bush has already ordered the Army to cut down the tallest terrorist in the forest with... a herring!
Why are democrats hell-bent on ensuring the US can do nothing to help the fledgling democracy in Iraq?
If pulling out troops causes the Al Queda to flourish, resulting in an attack on US soil, I hold the Dems and all their supporters (including each and every one posting here) personally responsible.
You've been duly advised.
I wonder if there are any investigative reporters at all working on trying to find Osama, or where his corpse lies. I doubt any American reporter would touch the story, but it would be interesting to know if there's anyone else on the trail.
I'm filling my sippy cup with vodka when we fly to Boston. I'm wondering if I should go with Dora the Explorer or the Gloworms.
Either way, stop drinking when you see the tiny mariachi band.
yeah, right.. bring our entire military home and we will be less safe at home???
fuckwad...
You've been dully advised.
Frisked your trenchcoat.
Tell me true, trollie, who is responsible if we have an attack on American soil and we haven't pulled out any troops? I'm going to take a wild stab (in the back) and guess your answer is the same.
bring our entire military home and we will be less safe at home???
They have to protect us over there so they can't protect us over here. Or something.
Texaschilibean
He wasn't satisfied with response annieangel got, so he's now taken off the dress.
Oh God, look who just showed up.
right, jeff...
fuckwad logic boggles the mind, doesn't it?
TCB should go into mommy's room and TCB.
Well anyway, this thread STINKS like Chertoff's gut.
So there is that.
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In fact, using my amazing powers of precognition, I predict that anything even remotely undesirable that befalls the US for the next decade will be the fault of everyone here and Dems more generally, all due to insufficient clapping. We are just that fucking powerful, despite being useless fringers of no consequence.
It's simply not true that Americans want government to run their healthcare.
It's simply not true that Americans want government to run their healthcare.
Was there a breakout at the local asylum?
It's simply not true that Americans want government to run their healthcare.
Yes, just as we learned they don't want government to run Medicare, Medicaid, SocSec, DHS, the DoD...
If pulling out troops causes the Al Queda to flourish, resulting in an attack on US soil, I will get a raging hard-on and jerk off like I haven't since I spent twelve hours straight watching video of those planes slamming into the World Trade Center.
Fixed your typo...
Why are democrats hell-bent on ensuring the US can do nothing to help the fledgling democracy in Iraq?
Why do you think Iraqis cannot form their own government and take care of themselves?
"It's simply not true" is one of those phrases writers use when they don't want to bother with actual evidence.
Have you ever been in a hospital?
By the way, Hello Sallyh! How's bayou? Here at ChezX, a rusting hulk has been sold and a 45 foot tree is no more...
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Anyone see that South Park in which the guys keep getting killed in the online roleplay game and so sit at their computers mindlessly repeating the same behavior, growing fatter and dumber and more slovenly? And less and less emotionally connected? Guess who reminds me of the adult they're trying to beat, the one more disgustingly robotic than all of them put together?
when we were instructed how to prepare for a biological attack way back when to use duct tape to seal up doors/windows... i forgot to read the fine print where it also stated ... 'and, if you disagree with the decider...take a 6 inch strip of tape and cover your mouth for the remainder of my reign'...
or, something like that.
"It's simply not true" is one of those phrases writers use when they don't want to bother with actual evidence.
Some people say you can't prove that.
Mister X, did you turn Missy X loose on them?
No, seriously, congratulations
All's well at Chez H, and sounds like things are at Chez X.
I'm assuming Missus X is still pretending to be amused by your jokes, Master X is still mellow, and Missy X is plotting world domination.
Speaking of bought-and-paid-for moronic brownshirt fucks, just what the fuck's the matter with Mark Steyn?
"It's simply not true" is one of those phrases writers use when they don't want to bother with actual evidence.
Some people say you can't prove that.
JeffCO | 07.15.07 - 1:47 am | #
So it is widely believed.
Have you ever been in a hospital?
yes, fuckwad, I have. In three different countries. The other 2 were better than here.
"'It's simply not true' is one of those phrases writers use when they don't want to bother with actual evidence."
Some people say you can't prove that.
That's just the sort of thing some people would say...
sometimes i think duncan pays people to say really stupid shit on here just to get us fired up....
could 'they' really be that stupid, or...
Have you ever been in a hospital?
Yup, when NTodd's Pa was in ICU back in January. And?
Most people already associate even private hospitals with big bureacracy and big government.
Have you ever been in a hospital?
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison???
BTW, I was content with the new Potter. For a sequel of a sequel of a sequel or so, it was downright solid. Has that unavoidably tentative tone since there's a lot of setting up for the last two, but for my money it blowed up real good. And any appearances by Helena Bonham Carter are aces.
Whether or not the attack was handled correctly can be debated but is not relevant to our safety (only to academic questions of how to do it better, if at all, next time). Securing the country is in US national security interests, plain and simple.
I can only hope if a dem like Clinton is elected she understands this and at least leaves the troops on the periphery of the insurgency to surgically strike Al Queda there, rather than listen to the far left.
Over and out.
Anyone see that South Park in which the guys keep getting killed in the online roleplay game and so sit at their computers mindlessly repeating the same behavior, growing fatter and dumber and more slovenly?
BORN TO WIN!
SWORD OF TEN THOUSAND TRUTHS!
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison???
"Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
I'm assuming Missus X is still pretending to be amused by your jokes, Master X is still mellow, and Missy X is plotting world domination.
Sallyh for Hussein, Grandmere
The friction generated by MissusX's rolling eyes will generate all our power here for years to come, MissyX has told me that Her Butt Shouted!, MasterX goes to ROBOT CAMP shortly, and I remain
yr
obt
srvt
--MisterX
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Anyone see that South Park in which the guys keep getting killed in the online roleplay game and so sit at their computers mindlessly repeating the same behavior, growing fatter and dumber and more slovenly?
The WOW episode is classic, and I've never been a big fan of South Park.
And any appearances by Helena Bonham Carter are aces.
JeffCO | 07.15.07 - 1:50 am | #
Kudos to casting.
Excellent role for her.
Steyn, who has known Black for 12 years and covered the trial for Maclean's magazine, said ahead of the verdict that a defeat would be "particularly devastating" to Black's wife Barbara Amiel Black.
Canada's version of David Broder wears a dress. She's a columnist.
So it is widely believed.
Obviously, autotrolls cut and paste lines from existing scripts in a not-quite lifelike simulation of actual intercourse. [Insert your favorite joke here.]
Mister X, did Missy X make this PSA in a crowded public area?
I just made some strawberry icecream.
made with;
a couple quarts of organic ripe strawberrys,
a half cup of raw sugar, that has also had vanilla beans kept in the container with it.
two cups of heavy fresh cream,
1/2 cup unsweetened yogurt.
That's about all it takes, the icecream maker is kind of automatic. Put the ingredients inside, turn on, and wait for the beep.
Does anyone want some icecream?
Excellent role for her.
I half expected Tyler Durden to pop out at any moment.
And any appearances by Helena Bonham Carter are aces.
JeffCO | 07.15.07 - 1:50 am | #
Kudos to casting.
Excellent role for her.
Better than Ophelia?
Doug, I would love some strawberry ice cream!
Mister X, did Missy X make this PSA in a crowded public area?
Sallyh for Hussein, Grandmere
Of course, much to everyone's merriment, and much to our embareassedment...
I want "MY BUTT SHOUTED!" on a T-shirt...
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Mister X, if Missy X is your daughter, I suggest you get used to this sort of embarrassment now...it should only get worse.
Reminds me of one time when we were in the park watching fireworks on July 4th. A dud went off, and a little boy shouted, Daddy, that sounds like you farting!
The crowd roared. The dad looked as if he wanted to be vaporized, then and there.
*Places large dish of icecream in front of Sallhy.*
Better than Ophelia?
Don't you think that hotness(crazy+evil) >> hotness(crazy)?
Better than Ophelia?
NTodd, Will Fuck For Anything | Homepage | 07.15.07 - 1:54 am | #
Rather similar in many ways. If you add in some evil.
Doug that does sound quite yummy. Especially since I'm having a late night banana and some juiced watermelon.
My favorite ice cream flavor is black licorice.
Does anyone want some icecream?
Doug | 07.15.07 - 1:54 am | #
Oh Jess!!!!! Berry Much !
I like crazy and evil. And hot.
I see ror and I are on the same page. Should I be worried?
Tastes ice cream.
Hmmm it's kind of tart, and maybe could have used more cream, but it's still yummy!
JeffCO, perhaps, but not so much as if you and NTodd are on the same page.
I see ror and I are on the same page. Should I be worried?
Only if you like soup.
I see ror and I are on the same page. Should I be worried?
Don't read too much into it...
gonna go troll a whackjob blog for awhile... see how many death threats i get.
last time it was 3...
Anyone see that South Park in which the guys keep getting killed in the online roleplay game and so sit at their computers mindlessly repeating the same behavior, growing fatter and dumber and more slovenly?
That's kinda like that Beavis & Butthead episode where Butthead chokes for hours on a chicken nugget while Beavis searches for help. After he spits it out Beavis picks up the nugget and chokes in the same exact manner.
The funniest thing about all this is that MissusX's -uh- sonic effluvients are always much more pungent than anything us male Xs can muster... we produce all sound and fury, signifying nothing. MissusX blames some weird re-arrangement of her plumbing following the birth of the the little Xs... all MasterX and I know is that she really blasts some paint-peelers, and we are envious.
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*hands dish of icecream to Gilly Gonzylon*
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I see ror and I are on the same page. Should I be worried?
JeffCO | 07.15.07 - 2:00 am | #
Be afraid; be very afraid.
So, speaking of the sexiness of crazy and evil, who's hotter, Drusilla or Darla?
not so much as if you and NTodd are on the same page.
I think someone tore out a bunch of the pages he has from my copy.
Doug | 07.15.07 - 2:03 am | #
Mmmmm. Eeeez goooood....
I see ror and I are on the same page. Should I be worried?
JeffCO
That would be Dr. Rors.
Hey Barry, you're back in the US. But Huntsville?
And uh don't tell her I said that.
Off to find an adult beverage...
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For weird flavors, pumpkin ice cream is great. If it's any good it tastes exactly like pumpkin pie with whipped cream on top.
Mister X, how much is my silence worth to you?
I've never been much attracted to blondes, so I'll have to go with Drusilla. Darla is cute and all, but Dru has that sickly pallor of emotional depravity that engenders my caretaking instincts.
I've never been much attracted to blondes, so I'll have to go with Drusilla. Darla is cute and all, but Dru has that sickly pallor of emotional depravity that engenders my caretaking instincts.
JeffCO | 07.15.07 - 2:06 am | #
I'm torn.
Also torn about Faith vs. Vampire Willow.
Hey Barry, you're back in the US. But Huntsville?
Sallyh for Hussein, Grandmere
22 hours here, then Mexico City, Guadalajara, Huntsville, Atlanta on Monday.
Huntsville ain't so bad, you can buy beer after midnight, unlike Honolulu.
That would be Dr. Rors.
I assume the vanity license plate is forthcoming: TDRTYMF
Mister X, how much is my silence worth to you?
Sallyh for Hussein, Grandmere
I will buy you your One True Drinky-poo... and make it a DOUBLE!
No lie.
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Wow - even CNN calls "bullshit":
'New' video may contain old bin Laden clips
Mister X, make it an extra dry martini, and I'll consider it seriously
Vampire Willow rulz.
I assume the vanity license plate is forthcoming: TDRTYMF
JeffCO | 07.15.07 - 2:07 am | #
As of Monday afternoon, I'll have to fight miriam for that one.
Sorry if this got covered in earlier threads, but has anyone heard from Sarah Deere tonight?
For weird flavors, pumpkin ice cream is great.
One of our favorite restaurants serves a warm ginger cake and pumpkin ice cream dessert that is to DIE for...
When I was a kid there was an ice cream stall in Farmer's Market at 3rd and Fairfax that sold pumpkin ice cream for one month during the Fall. I've never tasted anything like it since then.
In Carpinteria, California you can get avocado ice cream during their Avocado Festival, and Gilroy CA sells garlic ice cream during their Garlic Festival. They're both a lot better than they sound, especially the avocado.
Mister X, make it an extra dry martini, and I'll consider it seriously
Sallyh for Hussein, Grandmere
I once told a bottle of vodka about a bottle of vermouth...
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Also torn about Faith vs. Vampire Willow.
My prediction is that in about 10 years Faith will be unbelievably beauteous. Saw her mom on a panel here a couple years ago. Very interesting woman.
For weird flavors, pumpkin ice cream is great.
Green tea ice cream is big over in Japan.
In Carpinteria, California you can get avocado ice cream during their Avocado Festival, and Gilroy CA sells garlic ice cream during their Garlic Festival. They're both a lot better than they sound, especially the avocado.
pez clown | 07.15.07 - 2:10 am
And at Santa Claus Lane outside of Santa Barbara, you can get their world famous date shake!
What about a martini ice cream?
What would go in it besides gin, to make it taste right?
Sorry if this got covered in earlier threads, but has anyone heard from Sarah Deere tonight?
Earlier today. Gdtr isn't expected to live beyond Monday. Fam's holding a round the clock vigil. My heart's breaking.
Green tea ice cream is big over in Japan.
Richard | Homepage | 07.15.07 - 2:11 am | #
For good reason. Yum
OT-ish: Best ice cream flavor ever (made by a local dairy/store):
Teaberry.
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What about a martini ice cream?
What would go in it besides gin, to make it taste right?
Doug | 07.15.07 - 2:12 am | #
Rolled in Olive Sprinkles !
Earlier today. Gdtr isn't expected to live beyond Monday. Fam's holding a round the clock vigil. My heart's breaking.
NTodd, Will Fuck For Anything
I saw that last night, and my heart is in same condition as yours.
Thought about it all thru the flight tonight.
And at Santa Claus Lane outside of Santa Barbara, you can get their world famous date shake!
I hate it when girls won't put out.
Sarah Deere, wishing you peace, wherever you are.
And at Santa Claus Lane outside of Santa Barbara, you can get their world famous date shake!
I don't want to break your heart, but last time I drove by the date shake place & candy kitchen/gift shop appeared to be closed. Now I need to go back and see for sure -- it's only about a 30 minute drive from where I live.
They really fucked the place up when they took down the big funky Santa and tried to yuppify the whole lane. It was what it was, and they should have left it alone.
I hate it when girls won't put out.
Mr French | 07.15.07 - 2:14 am | #
I have no idea what that's like.... Hoo Ha!
Americans don't like anything 'public', they want to be left alone. The hospital is the quintessential public place. They will not be coerced into sitting next to others they hate, or sharing resources on the same terms as 'public' people.
GO TO HELL GILLY!!!
Earlier today. Gdtr isn't expected to live beyond Monday. Fam's holding a round the clock vigil. My heart's breaking.
[Deep sigh]
They really fucked the place up when they took down the big funky Santa and tried to yuppify the whole lane. It was what it was, and they should have left it alone.
pez clown | 07.15.07 - 2:15 am |
Had no idea. Haven't been by in ages.
GO TO HELL GILLY!!!
Mr French | 07.15.07 - 2:16 am | #
And a big FU to you, French!
I hate it when girls won't put out.
Mr French | 07.15.07 - 2:14 am | #
I have no idea what that's like.... Hoo Ha!
Gilly Gonzylon | 07.15.07 - 2:15 am | #
Yeah, I can't even count the number of girls who have put me out!
I have no idea what that's like.... Hoo Ha!
Gilly Gonzylon
Which translates to you have never experienced a girl that would. Hard to miss an experience when you've never had it.
Via Boing Boing, 1952 Comic Book Predicts Bush-Cheney Iran Policy!
Barry from AK in Huntsville | Homepage | 07.15.07 - 2:18 am | #
You've got a point there. It's right on the top of your head. Hoo Ha !
Americans don't like anything 'public', they want to be left alone. The hospital is the quintessential public place. They will not be coerced into sitting next to others they hate, or sharing resources on the same terms as 'public' people.
Yeah, 'cept when they sit in...hospitals, movie theaters, bus stations...
Calling a woman 'Lady Bird' is sexist.
I believe I stayed one night in Huntsville, on the way to Grayton Beach in Florida.
As I recall, it was a pleasant enough place to be.
Calling a woman 'Lady Bird' is sexist.
jim
Uh, Bubba, where did ya get that one?
Cspan has the funeral for Lady Bird Johnson.
Calling a woman 'Lady Bird' is sexist.
'cept when, you know, it's her name.
Via Boing Boing, 1952 Comic Book Predicts Bush-Cheney Iran Policy!
Christ on a fucking stick.
Calling a woman 'Lady Bird' is sexist.
jim | 07.15.07 - 2:22 am | #
The exception being . . . when it's her preferred name.
As I recall, it was a pleasant enough place to be.
rorschach, infogit
Not as Red Neck as you would expect, and really a pretty high tech town, guess having the Space thingy here helps in that regard.
Hee, one of the fastest hotel internet connections I ever get.
Women having names is wrong.
Calling a woman Jackie O is sexist.
Hmm, what about public schools, public universities?
Lady Bird is a psychotic nickname.
Calling a woman Fuckburger On A Stick is sexist.
Joan of Arc is a psychotic nickname.
Not as Red Neck as you would expect, and really a pretty high tech town, guess having the Space thingy here helps in that regard.
Hee, one of the fastest hotel internet connections I ever get.
Barry from AK in Huntsville | Homepage | 07.15.07 - 2:25 am | #
Being on the coast sometimes helps a bit with the redneck factor, I find.
Calling a woman Fuckburger On A Stick is sexist.
NTodd, Will Fuck For Anything
I thought that was Freddy Mercury's nickname.
Calling a woman Fuckburger On A Stick is sexist.
NTodd, Will Fuck For Anything | Homepage | 07.15.07 - 2:25 am | #
I saw your pics of the cats snuggling up with your doggies. What next- gay marriage?
Poop! Shit! Damn! Ass! Bitch! Fuck! Hell! Pee!
Green tea ice cream is big over in Japan.
Richard | Homepage | 07.15.07 - 2:11 am | #
For good reason. Yum
Gilly Gonzylon
It tastes like shit. Fucking Japs
Poop! Shit! Damn! Ass! Bitch! Fuck! Hell! Pee!
NATHANIEL TODD PRITSKY!
Poop! Shit! Damn! Ass! Bitch! Fuck! Hell! Pee!
NTodd, Will Fuck For Anything | Homepage | 07.15.07 - 2:27 am | #
Spoken like a true Damn Hell Ass King.
You don't treat women like puppy dogs or babies.
Fucking cats on a plane is sexy.
There was an NY Times article in the local fishwrap today about a cancer drug called Bexxar that is highly effective against certain cancers but is rarely prescribed because...well, here's the link to the article:
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/1...r=1&
oref=slogin
Being on the coast sometimes helps a bit with the redneck factor, I find.
rorschach, infogit
Pretty non-coastal here.
It tastes like shit. Fucking Japs
liberals suck | 07.15.07 - 2:27 am |
Huh? Whatcha got against Jewish American Princesses?!
You don't treat women like puppy dogs or babies.
jim | 07.15.07 - 2:28 am | #
You sure don't. Unless they like being diapered like I do.
NATHANIEL TODD PRITSKY!
Sallyh for Hussein, Grandmere
Now ya did it, just like calling Beetlejuice.
I treat plants like a genital wart.
We already know Lyndon smacked Lady Bird around.
You sure don't. Unless they like being diapered like I do.
Gilly Gonzylon
You need to meet incog.
You need to meet incog.
Barry from AK in Huntsville | Homepage | 07.15.07 - 2:30 am | #
Fuck trolls.
We already know Lyndon smacked Lady Bird around.
jim | 07.15.07 - 2:30 am |
Just because I came on her face?
Pretty non-coastal here.
Barry from AK in Huntsville | Homepage | 07.15.07 - 2:28 am | #
True, just offering the coast thing as another factor, like the space thing there.
Poop! Shit! Damn! Ass! Bitch! Fuck! Hell! Pee!
Heh - just watched the season 3 closer of Curb Your Enthusiasm - the restaurant opening with the chef with Tourette's.
We already know Lyndon smacked Lady Bird around.
No, we don't.
Heh - just watched the season 3 closer of Curb Your Enthusiasm - the restaurant opening with the chef with Tourette's.
JeffCO | 07.15.07 - 2:32 am | #
Better than the Ghoul ? Or just different ?
Lyndon probably coined 'Lady Bird' as an apology after he beat the shit out of her.
Better than the Ghoul ? Or just different ?
Well it's not so much as the chef as Larry's quick thinking action to normalize it that matters.
True, just offering the coast thing as another factor, like the space thing there.
rorschach, infogit
Ohhh.... OK, I'm glad I don't have to do Geography lesson, cause I really hate that.
Yea, people on the coast are better than those more inland who never get out of their own county.
I'm jack and I fucking suck ass
Heh - just watched the season 3 closer of Curb Your Enthusiasm - the restaurant opening with the chef with Tourette's.
JeffCO | 07.15.07 - 2:32 am | #
I cannot stand to watch Larry David for even 5 seconds.
Ladybird was so named by her black nanny when she was one. It is another name for ladybug, which she was apparently cute as. Now go to bed jack.
Yea, people on the coast are better than those more inland who never get out of their own county.
Barry from AK in Huntsville | Homepage | 07.15.07 - 2:34 am | #
Finally, we agree...
I cannot stand to watch Larry David for even 5 seconds.
[Leaves page]
Lyndon probably coined 'Lady Bird' as an apology after he beat the shit out of her.
jim
You would be more than probably wrong about that, she got the nickname as a child.
Yeah she was named by a black plantation nanny.
I cannot stand to watch Larry David for even 5 seconds.
rorschach, infogit | Homepage | 07.15.07 - 2:34 am | #
Well the two first names should always make one suspicious.
Lyndon probably coined 'Lady Bird' as an apology after he beat the shit out of her.
jim | 07.15.07 - 2:33 am
Response to Dicklick: No, it was her childhood nanny. Try again later, fuckface.
Ohhh.... OK, I'm glad I don't have to do Geography lesson, cause I really hate that.
Yea, people on the coast are better than those more inland who never get out of their own county.
Barry from AK in Huntsville | Homepage | 07.15.07 - 2:34 am | #
Well, hey, I am a doctor, after all, so I know stuff.
And I'm a Southern boy, so I especially know Southern stuff.
We already know Lyndon smacked Lady Bird around.
It doesn't hurt if you pick 'em up by the ears.
And I'm a Southern boy, so I especially know Southern stuff.
rorschach, infogit
Mudbugs and sucking heads!
jack needs some soup.
Ok, I'm off before jack decides to show us his appendix scar.
Don't stop cussing me . . . this is my thing . . . oh . . . I'm almost there . . . about to blow my load . . .
Ok, I'm off before jack decides to show us his appendix scar.
JeffCO
Wasn't it a gall bladder operation?
I forget.
Mudbugs and sucking heads!
Barry from AK in Huntsville | Homepage | 07.15.07 - 2:37 am | #
What I did in New Orleans, stays in New Orleans.
oh . . . I'm almost there . . . about to blow my load . . .
jim
Someone take his Coultergeist poster away from him.
Mudbugs and sucking heads!
Ick. I never could learn to do that.
Oh my, the gurlz are going wild.
Maybe a nice gumbo, jack. Whattaya say?
Oh my, the gurlz are going wild.
fourlegsgood, gots pitchfork
Late nite kitty chases? What fun!
Someone take his Coultergeist poster away from him.
Seriously, sometimes I'm just amazed that some people have it in them to be so unpleasant.
Late nite kitty chases? What fun!
We have trilling, and curled tails, and crab walking and zooming.
Much fun.
4Legs, sounds like the children napped all day and are raring to go tonight
We have trilling, and curled tails, and crab walking and zooming.
Much fun.
fourlegsgood, gots pitchfork | Homepage | 07.15.07 - 2:42 am | #
Any fur licking to mellow out the excitement?
4Legs, sounds like the children napped all day and are raring to go tonight
Yep.
Damn. Maddie is so big I can't believe it. I know I say that everyday, but damn.
Any fur licking to mellow out the excitement?
They did that earlier.
4Legs, Maddy's tail is slated for world domination.
I, for one, will welcome our new plushy tailed overlord.
My kitties are poofed up, loafed up, and chubbed up at the moment.
Why is evidence based medicine something new? Isn't that what doctors were supposed to be doing all along?
Damn. Maddie is so big I can't believe it. I know I say that everyday, but damn.
fourlegsgood, gots pitchfork
Hee, you got Maine Coon Cat, what did you expect?
4Legs, Maddy's tail is slated for world domination.
I, for one, will welcome our new plushy tailed overlord.
She's really gorgeous.
Hee, you got Maine Coon Cat, what did you expect?
I dunno.
She's a girl, I didn't expect her to get this big this fast.
It's a good thing she's so sweet tempered.
Hee, you got Maine Coon Cat, what did you expect?
Barry from AK in Huntsville | Homepage | 07.15.07 - 2:46 am |
Speakin of which, my wife acquired a Siamese kitten this morning. I spent a pleasant Saturday evening watching a Louis CK comedy special with a tiny Siamese kitten swatting at my arms every time I reached for my chilled Greyhound.
Why is evidence based medicine something new? Isn't that what doctors were supposed to be doing all along?
Um...maybe it's not new and that's what they were doing?
[scratches head, balls, bug bite on left shoulder]
Why is evidence based medicine something new? Isn't that what doctors were supposed to be doing all along?
It's not that new.
Knowing that Maddie's tail will soon take over the planet and that Ripley is keeping the Alien Carrot of Doom at bay, I shall sleep well, although not without sadness.
Peace to all, and especially to Sarah D and family.
Maine Coon Kitty
http://www.gotpetsonline.com/pic...e-coon-
0117.jpg
Speakin of which, my wife acquired a Siamese kitten this morning. I spent a pleasant Saturday evening watching a Louis CK comedy special with a tiny Siamese kitten swatting at my arms every time I reached for my chilled Greyhound.
Awwww, a meezer kitten!!
We want pictures.
L8R, Sally
Why is evidence based medicine something new? Isn't that what doctors were supposed to be doing all along?
As opposed to purely theoretical medicinal treatments?
Speakin of which, my wife acquired a Siamese kitten this morning. I spent a pleasant Saturday evening watching a Louis CK comedy special with a tiny Siamese kitten swatting at my arms every time I reached for my chilled Greyhound.
Lab Coat Larry
Hee, my first cat was Siamese too, and that's pretty much how we spent our first day, on the couch watching TV. I kept trying to figure a way to tell my parents we had new family member, and HeyCat just purred away.
Awwww, a meezer kitten!!
We want pictures.
fourlegsgood, gots pitchfork | Homepage
If the little bastard would stay still for a second maybe those would be forthcoming.
'gnite SallyH.
Awwww, a meezer kitten!!
We want pictures.
fourlegsgood, gots pitchfork | Homepage | 07.15.07 - 2:51 am | #
My friend Sorcha has a gorgeous Burmese.
Here's Beatrix!
Maine Coon Kitty
http://www.gotpetsonline.com/pic...m/pic...e-coon-
0117.jpg
Gilly Gonzylon
El Grande Gato.
Too many lobsters for dinner.
Here's Beatrix!
rorschach, infogit | Homepage | 07.15.07 - 2:53 am | #
That's a cool looking cat. Looks smart.
That's a cool looking cat. Looks smart.
Gilly Gonzylon | 07.15.07 - 2:54 am | #
She's clever and very sweet and gentle.
Too many lobsters for dinner.
Barry from AK in Huntsville | Homepage | 07.15.07 - 2:54 am | #
Heh. The Dom Delouise of the cat family.
So sad about Sarah's granddaughter.
[scratches head, balls, bug bite on left shoulder]
NTodd, Will Fuck For Anything
Why did you let a bug bite ya?
[scratches head, balls, bug bite on left shoulder]
NTodd, Will Fuck For Anything
Why did you let a bug bite ya?
Barry from AK in Huntsville | Homepage | 07.15.07 - 2:55 am | #
It gave him fiddy cents.
My friend Sorcha has a gorgeous Burmese.
Here's Beatrix!
Pretty!!
We have a large orange Maine Coon whose disposition ranges between "What the hell are you looking at me for?" and "Why isn't my goddamn food bowl filled yet?". This little Siamese kitty is certainly going to be more friendly.
Poor Ripley.
She's just a little half breed.
So sad about Sarah's granddaughter.
fourlegsgood, gots pitchfork
Sarah Deere needs to plant a tender kiss on the poor girls head, one from all us here in AtriotLand.
'kay, 'mout. l8rh9rs.
We have a large orange Maine Coon whose disposition ranges between "What the hell are you looking at me for?" and "Why isn't my goddamn food bowl filled yet?".
That's unusual. Normally they're very friendly.
It gave him fiddy cents.
rorschach, infogit
Ahhhh, double the going rate.
Smart bugs they got in Vermont.
We have a large orange Maine Coon whose disposition ranges between "What the hell are you looking at me for?" and "Why isn't my goddamn food bowl filled yet?". This little Siamese kitty is certainly going to be more friendly.
Lab Coat Larry | 07.15.07 - 2:56 am | #
I had an orange and white Maine Coon. He was really friendly and loving. Insisted I pet him constantly.
Sarah Deere needs to plant a tender kiss on the poor girls head, one from all us here in AtriotLand.
Yes.
It ain't right when children and kitties die before their time.
'kay, 'mout. l8rh9rs.
NTodd, Will Fuck For Anything
Dooooood. l8rh9rs back at ya.
Maddie has taken to leaping up on me when she wants to be cuddled.
My Tista is at least part savannah cat. Very affectionate, but he has dealt out some serious lacerations in his day.
To me, mostly.
She's just a little half breed.
fourlegsgood, gots pitchfork
With pink toes and nose, a keeper.
Ripley, she bite.
With pink toes and nose, a keeper.
Definitely.
She's a little sweetheart. She comes in the bathroom and sits between the shower curtain and the liner whenever I take a shower.
I guess to make sure I'm not drowning or something.
She has the funniest, squeakiest little meow.
She's just a little half breed.
That's all I ever heard.
(Swings hair)
Night-night.
She sleeps on the end of my bed (they both do) and occasionally she'll wake up and chase Maddie off the bed.
I guess she wants me all to herself.
My Tista is at least part savannah cat. Very affectionate, but he has dealt out some serious lacerations in his day.
To me, mostly.
rorschach, infogit
Thanks for reminding me, I have to go give cabin cat Shredder a combing, he's got huge fur knots.
7 years ago, he did $900 bucks worth of med bills to my arm and hand. Silly boy, he just didn't want to come in.
It was a glorious battle, and he finally came in, but I was pretty much ripped and bit to heck.
That's unusual. Normally they're very friendly.
fourlegsgood, gots pitchfork | Homepage | 07.15.07 - 2:58 am
Ours meowed all the time at first and insisted on being the center of attention - so I guess that was friendly. But now, he's content on coming inside to eat and sun for a while in dining room in the afternoon and these he's ready to head out till the next morning. And no, we didn't neglect or abuse him. He used to shed like crazy but he's started to really retain his fur in his old age.
RAZZAVILLE, Republic of Congo - A group of Pygmy musicians performing at an annual festival were temporarily put up in a zoo by Congolese officials, attracting tourists and prompting a protest from a human rights group.
He said he does not understand the fuss over the Pygmies.
"They were happy to find here an environment similar to what they knew in the forest. They have already shown us several medicinal plants," he said.
She's a little sweetheart. She comes in the bathroom and sits between the shower curtain and the liner whenever I take a shower.
Hee, bathing an critters. Arrow the doggie was watchin house frau take a bath the other day. She wanted the dog out of the bathroom, so she told Arrow to go and find her ball.
Off ran Arrow, straight to the cat box, picked up a load of cat poop in her mouth, and ran back and dropped it in the tub.
You gotta love em, Arrow knew she wasn't gonna get to play ball.
Reminds me of one time when we were in the park watching fireworks on July 4th. A dud went off, and a little boy shouted, Daddy, that sounds like you farting!
The crowd roared. The dad looked as if he wanted to be vaporized, then and there.
Sallyh for Hussein, Grandmere
They call that a "Bush Bounce" and another "catastrophically successful surge" these days...
"They were happy to find here an environment similar to what they knew in the forest. They have already shown us several medicinal plants," he said.
I guess as long as they weren't locked up.
Off ran Arrow, straight to the cat box, picked up a load of cat poop in her mouth, and ran back and dropped it in the tub.
You gotta love em, Arrow knew she wasn't gonna get to play ball.
When Flory was here last weekend I went in the bathroom to pee, and since FLory was playing with the kittenz, they didn't follow me in.
It was the first time I've been alone in the bathroom in six months.
When I take a bath, Ripley comes in and sleeps on the bathrug.
Not Maddie.
No, she comes in and drops milkrings in the water with me. Makes me throw them out the bathroom door for her.
Man, that Chertoff's gut has incredible staying power!
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No, she comes in and drops milkrings in the water with me. Makes me throw them out the bathroom door for her.
fourlegsgood, gots pitchfork
You still got kittenz, big ones, but kittenz.
Man, that Chertoff's gut has incredible staying power!
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MisterX
We need to send him a case of GAS-X.
whats teh chat in dirty fucking hippie land?
Our Siamese kitten that we acquired this morning will be our first "normal" cat. As I mentioned we have an orange Maine Coon with one eye, Georgie, who my sister rescued from an abusive home and pawned off on us. We also have a snow-white cat, Belle, who is deaf and has had lower body surgery and will shred your hand if you touch her lower body.
You still got kittenz, big ones, but kittenz.
Yep.
Maddie may look like a cat, but she doesn't act like one at all.
It's a little disconcerting sometimes, to see a big animal like that playing like an itty bitty kitten.
whats teh chat in dirty fucking hippie land?
You can figure that out without asking.
cats, huh...?
sooo, what's the civilian death toll in iraq? pver 100k yet?
Our Siamese kitten that we acquired this morning will be our first "normal" cat.
I hate to break it to you, but no siamese cat is "normal."
Be prepared for lots of talking (they yowl), a lifetime of playing, and a lifetime of her liking to be up high.
whats teh chat in dirty fucking hippie land?
robot eating | 07.15.07 - 3:15 am |
Bring it on, Cletus.
Our Siamese kitten that we acquired this morning will be our first "normal" cat. As I mentioned we have an orange Maine Coon with one eye, Georgie, who my sister rescued from an abusive home and pawned off on us. We also have a snow-white cat, Belle, who is deaf and has had lower body surgery and will shred your hand if you touch her lower body.
Lab Coat Larry
Normal with a siamese is a stretch, get used to a talking cat now.
7 years ago, he did $900 bucks worth of med bills to my arm and hand. Silly boy, he just didn't want to come in.
It was a glorious battle, and he finally came in, but I was pretty much ripped and bit to heck.
Barry from AK in Huntsville | Homepage | 07.15.07 - 3:05 am | #
I've told the tale here before, but one time Tista was especially pissed at me and laid my arm open from elbow to wrist with his hind claws the day before I presented at a conference.
I gesture a bit when I speak, so I reckon the bandages did a lot to keep people's attention.
We always had siamese cats growing up. They are most excellent kittehs.
But they're busy and talky.
cletus?
call me hiram...
Blow me.
I gesture a bit when I speak, so I reckon the bandages did a lot to keep people's attention.
rorschach, infogit
Funny, you don't write Italian.
McCain's mutiny of a blogger press conference:YET MORE: First two questions are about the war, with the expected answers. Third question is about the campaign's money. The fourth question begins, "Hello, Senator, how're you doing?" He gives a genuine laugh and says "In the words of Chairman Mao, it's always darkest before it's totally black."
McCain said that or one of his staffers? He really was brainwashed in 'Nam or someone is sabotaging his effort from within the GOPers.
cats, huh...?
sooo, what's the civilian death toll in iraq? pver 100k yet?
robot eating | 07.15.07 - 3:16 am | #
Well, we're waiting . . . what is it?
On another topic: The Republican "base" became "dispirited" because of overspending. The "bridge to nowhere" was a "tipping point."
New Bridge Strategies, key no bid contract operation in Iraq. Haley Barbour and Joe Allbaugh run it.
Strange how "good soldiers" ie mcain/ c. powell always seem to gat screwed...
or they shoot themsleves in teh leg to aviod soldiery.
Strange how "good soldiers" ie mcain/ c. powell always seem to gat screwed...
or they shoot themsleves in teh leg to aviod soldiery.
hiram
Why do you call them good soldiers?
Their "recent" history has been to back up lies, that isn't a good soldier.
Blow me.
ò¿ó | 07.15.07 - 3:20 am
Get it right.
Sheesh.
re civilian casualties:
google searches give me b/w 70 and 80k iraqis dead...
the civilian/ soldier difference is abit unclear ... for good reason, i guess.
Strange how "good soldiers" ie mcain/ c. powell always seem to gat screwed...
or they shoot themsleves in teh leg to aviod soldiery.
hiram | 07.15.07 - 3:24 am | #
That or fragging.
He's asked if he cares enough about Iraq to cut back on campaigning and "exert some leadership" in Congress. He says he will do "whatever is necessary," and he'd "rather lose a campaign than lose a war." He'd find it "difficult to shave in the morning" if he thought his campaigning were in any way burdening those who are sacrificing in Iraq.
Already preparing a retreat statement and will blame everyone who doesn't follow him during the campaign season.
Losing is a big part of McCain's vocabulary...
did I add air quotes?
"Good Soldiers" do what the their commanders tell them to do.
Good people, on the other hand...
There is time for another question, but there are no more questions. He says "Oh, no!" in a humorous way.
Heh, indeed.
Bloggers on the reich wing don't have any new ideas, so they don't have any new questions.
re civilian casualties:
google searches give me b/w 70 and 80k iraqis dead...
the civilian/ soldier difference is abit unclear ... for good reason, i guess.
hiram | 07.15.07 - 3:26 am | #
Your Googling must've not picked up the Johns Hopkins report that show several times those numbers.
re civilian casualties:
google searches give me b/w 70 and 80k iraqis dead...
the civilian/ soldier difference is abit unclear ... for good reason, i guess.
hiram
Really?
you must have skipped this link, from 3 years ago.
http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/me...aths/
index.html
Their "recent" history has been to back up lies, that isn't a good soldier.
I'll say.
I hate everyone of these bastards who had misgivings but kept silent about them.
They're speaking up now when it can't help. The time to speak up was in 2003, or before the 2004 election.
They are cowards. All of them.
Your Googling must've not picked up the Johns Hopkins report that show several times those numbers.
Sadly, no.
linky?
"Good Soldiers" do what the their commanders tell them to do.
Good people, on the other hand...
hiram
No they don't, Nuremberg Trials defined that role.
I don't remember the last time I've been here this late. Or early, depending on your perspective.
"NOTE: Since there was room for more questions, why didn't I ask one? Am I so apathetic about McCain? The fact is, I'm writing this in a café, with loud music playing, and I did not have the option of going off the listen-only mode."
Althouse has her priorities, blog with McCain and discuss the war while avoiding the distraction of opportunities to boost her own visibility.
So, do you always talk with Presidential hopefuls when you go out or am I just one hell of a lucky Badger fan?
Wow, Barry ... Luxembourg to Huntsville? That's quite a transition ...
(I mean, unless there's a Huntsville I'm not aware of in, say, France. )
Damn. I wish Apple would ship my new laptop.
Wow, Barry ... Luxembourg to Huntsville? That's quite a transition ...
9 hours, 16 minutes, and the time travel aluminum tube moves you to another dimension.
Heh ... I thought I was going to be up all night (we have a missing attendee at this fraternity leadership institute where I was presenting), but we're turning in because there's nothing more we can do right now.
So, I'll leave you with this picture of me with fellow Atriot geor3ge ...
Good night, patriotz ...
Sadly, no.
linky?
hiram | 07.15.07 - 3:30 am
Cool. Here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middl...ast/
6040054.stm
A year ago, over 600,000 thousand.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/
wp...6101001442.html
Someone don't google too good.
Heh ... I thought I was going to be up all night (we have a missing attendee at this fraternity leadership institute where I was presenting), but we're turning in because there's nothing more we can do right now.
I have missing copilot for Monday morning, who want's to read checklists for me?
for the Johns Hopkins/Lancet study of Iraqi war deaths use the following search string. You'll find a lot to read, including some stories about people who analyzed the studies method
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
johns hopkins lancet iraqi death statistics
I have missing copilot for Monday morning, who want's to read checklists for me?
I will if I can has cheezburger.
What happened to your copilot?
Did he get abducted by aliens?
I will if I can has cheezburger.
Madeleine the magic kitten
DEAL!
Be here by 11pm Huntsville time Sunday night, and you going for ride kitty!
Lotsa lap time included.
Ahem.
I think I'm going to have to lock the wormhole.
Well, goodnight everyone.
What happened to your copilot?
Did he get abducted by aliens?
fourlegsgood, gots pitchfork
We are short about 75 pilots to make our schedule work. So... they have been taking (as per contract) 4 days off away from everyone. Contract says they can take 4 days to cover stuff like breaking down in an odd place, and no repairs available, so you sit with plane till fixed.
But schedules takes 4 days to cover shortcomings, OK?
Well, I just had another Captain as one of my copilots from Luxembourg, he's had 4 days already taken away for this month. And when we landed, schedules was on the phone wanting him to give up another 3 days to cover this trip with me to Mexico City.
Alex rightly told em to pound sand. You'd have to know Alex, he's Ukranian, a gentle bear of a man who's every other word is "cocksucker" or "fuck", I can only imagine what his conversation with the schedulers was like.
Alex needs to go home, he has been out 22 days now, and to make him work more is just like Bush and his extended tours. WRONG.
So... I be needing copilot, and cheeseburgers are an option.
Oy, miriam's on a tear tonight. But, less than 48 hours till her diss defense, this is understandable, if unpleasant.
G'nite 4lg.
miriam's on a tear tonight
Be gentle, be understanding.
Fix her what ever she wants.
Be gentle, be understanding.
Fix her what ever she wants.
Doug | 07.15.07 - 3:52 am | #
That's been the M.O. for a while now. I've been shopping, cooking, doing dishes, giving massages, the whole deal.
Hell, I was in her position just a few months back, so I know how it is.
you're gay
fuck you
Hell, I was in her position just a few months back, so I know how it is.
rorschach, infogi
I was just thinking that.
Much less stress to be pseudo-intellectual.
you're gay
fuck you
liberals suck | 07.15.07 - 3:56 am
Cletus?
you're gay
fuck you
liberals suck
You buy hookers,
You take bribes,
You deny facts,
You are insulting,
You deal in personal attacks instead of dealing on merits,
You're a rethuglican.
Liberals brought you clean water, good food, safe drugs, clean air, minimum wage.
Repubgs brought you death.
I was just thinking that.
Much less stress to be pseudo-intellectual.
Barry from AK in Huntsville | Homepage | 07.15.07 - 3:56 am | #
Than to be pseudo-intellectual posing as a professional intellectual, yes it is less stress.
you're gay
fuck you
liberals suck | 07.15.07 - 3:56 am
I'm bi.
And, no, you can't fuck me.
you're gay
fuck you
liberals suck | 07.15.07 - 3:56 am | #
Remember when trolls actually kinda sorta had something to say?
Easy Rider about to come on AMC.
Remember when trolls actually kinda sorta had something to say?
pez clown | 07.15.07 - 4:03 am | #
No, not really.
Than to be pseudo-intellectual posing as a professional intellectual, yes it is less stress.
rorschach, infogit
Oh man, I can't cypher that out.
Wasn't a slam Rors, sorry if you took it that way.
Was going after others.
Remember when trolls actually kinda sorta had something to say?
pez clown
The new crop forgot to get the Cliff Notes from he old ones.
The new crop forgot to get the Cliff Notes from he old ones.
Barry from AK in Huntsville | Homepage | 07.15.07 - 4:06 am | #
Where the fuck is PastaBagel and Toby Petzold when you need them.
Ah, fuck it.
AMC's "editing for content" pisses me off. They just cut cocaine snorting about 15 seconds into the movie.
Fucking Bowdlerizing morons.
No, not really.
Well, more than "fuck you", anyway.
AMC's "editing for content" pisses me off. They just cut cocaine snorting about 15 seconds into the movie.
Fucking Bowdlerizing morons.
rorschach, infogit | Homepage | 07.15.07 - 4:08 am |
That's about the biggest buzzkill.
Where the fuck is PastaBagel and Toby Petzold when you need them.
Lab Coat Larry
I'm still waiting for incog to check in from Costa Rica with his billionare lover.
Oh man, I can't cypher that out.
Wasn't a slam Rors, sorry if you took it that way.
Was going after others.
Barry from AK in Huntsville | Homepage | 07.15.07 - 4:05 am | #
No, no, not at all.
And I kinda confused myself with my comment as well.
I was just poking fun at myself, saying that my stress was from being a pseudo-intellectual posing as an intellectual.
You said nothing wrong at all.
I'm still waiting for incog to check in from Costa Rica with his billionare lover.
Barry from AK in Huntsville | Homepage | 07.15.07 - 4:10 am |
Guess I missed that reference?
I'm still waiting for incog to check in from Costa Rica with his billionare lover.
Barry from AK in Huntsville | Homepage | 07.15.07 - 4:10 am |
I think it was Argentina, and I am sad that some of my brain cells have kept track of that.
Guess I missed that reference?
Lab Coat Larry
8 or 9 months ago, he met his ultimate dooood, and was going off to central america to make happy times.
Never happened, but that was back when repubs did all the fact checking.
AMC's "editing for content" pisses me off. They just cut cocaine snorting about 15 seconds into the movie.
Huntington Beach, CA, is proposing a nudity ban based on the actions of one man.
http://www.kesq.com/Global/story...789466&
nav=9qrx
Has any of you few ever heard "Fantasy" by Aldo Nova? I can't believe it, but it's my current favorite 80's tune. I'm listening it right now through my Saturday night drinking spell.
I think it was Argentina, and I am sad that some of my brain cells have kept track of that.
rorschach, infogit
But police say it will be easier to take action on every complaint if there's a city ordinance against nudity.
That just makes no kind of sense.
Has any of you few ever heard "Fantasy" by Aldo Nova? I can't believe it, but it's my current favorite 80's tune. I'm listening it right now through my Saturday night drinking spell.
Lab Coat Larry
Don't ever give linky to .mp3 file for us to share.
That would be just wrong.
Has any of you few ever heard "Fantasy" by Aldo Nova? I can't believe it, but it's my current favorite 80's tune. I'm listening it right now through my Saturday night drinking spell.
Lab Coat Larry | 07.15.07 - 4:13 am | #
Life is just a fantasy
That just makes no kind of sense.
"Editing for content" of another sort.
Don't ever give linky to .mp3 file for us to share.
That would be just wrong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n...h?v=n-
0V2KkUVbM
I'm going through my Jefferson Starship collection.
"Editing for content" of another sort.
pez clown | 07.15.07 - 4:17 am | #
Heh indeed.
I've switched back to "Boa" on Scifi.
I mean, fuck, if you can't even handle showing Dennis Hopper snorting coke, don't fucking show the fucking movie.
TCM doesn't cut movies. Nor does IFC. So, what the fuck?
I'm a tad peeved just now.
Chertoff's gut or is it Chertoff's threat?
Is it that Cheney won't go quitely - sort of "you Americans need to understand (we, which = bush and cheney - can simple ignore another 9/11 hi-jacking if the Cheney feels like it - and we damn Americans can end up at the bottom of tons of twisted steal and concrete anytime Cheney and Bush needs to deliver on the promises that the West Texas Mafia membes made to big oil in the energy task force meeting.
All those dead Iraqis, all those dead and wonded Iraqi US vets were just mere Toliet-paper to the spoon up your nosie man, Bush. I don't know about life after death, but I've heard about demons that wait at bedside of those who die - and I know they are waiting for Bush. The the demons are with Bush all the time now.
When I was 19, I worked at a market in Hollywood just east of the County/City line. There was a guy who had an outrageous street-legal custom car that was built on a VW trike frame, and the body was a slightly stylized cock and balls, and he drove past the market at least twice a week.
I wonder what they'd do if someone drove something like that through Huntington Beach?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n...ch?v=n...h?v=n-
0V2KkUVbM
Lab Coat Larry
That's the song I thought you were refering to...
I'm not such a fan, but not bad.
There's a guy in Albuquerque who spent a great deal of time standing nearly naked on UNM's campus, right by Route 66, holding up signs advocating nudism, simple living, and the eating of raw vegetables only.
He had a late-night cable TV show too. Quite the character. Don't know if he's still there.
TCM doesn't cut movies. Nor does IFC. So, what the fuck?
I'm a tad peeved just now.
rorschach, infogit
Torrent portal and a nice bittorrent client are your friends.
I'm not such a fan, but not bad.
Barry from AK in Huntsville | Homepage | 07.15.07 - 4:24 am | #
My favorites change by the minute as my imbibing and surfing increase.
My favorites change by the minute as my imbibing and surfing increase.
Lab Coat Larry
I downloaded the Rolling Stones top 500 all time...
I keeps me happy, but I'm simple.
I've switched back to "Boa" on Scifi.
SciFi bleeps words. That drives me nuts, too. I remember when cable was pretty much unedited.
Torrent portal and a nice bittorrent client are your friends.
Barry from AK in Huntsville | Homepage | 07.15.07 - 4:25 am | #
It's really more just the principle of the thing.
Who the fuck is so damn uptight that they need to cut Easy Rider down? I mean, really!
Prolly the same sort of people who want to put traffic posts in bondage gear.