HULK SMASH!!!
frist at last
and duo, too
make that treo.
join in, will you?
encore?
but monsieur, that's quite a beard!
What's up with the dead white yurpeon men music?
Such elitist liberals!
I'm listening to The Pixies sing "Caribou" instead.
jesus, more Mahler? what ever happened to the Mission of Burma biofuels soundtrack we ordered?
A list bloggers are all about the fucking Brahms. This is a well-known fact.
Atrios never links to Ravel.
-sniff-
I'm listening to The Pixies sing "Caribou" instead.
rorschach, infogit | Homepage | 07.14.07 - 12:56 am | #
miss anne elk?
Martini for Buzz Bomb, should he ever get his sorry butt up here 
but only because Brahms sounds like a low rent Mahler. treacly much?
Thers, have you guys seen Harry Potter yet?
I'm listening to Deadbolt: "The Store That Cannot Be Named."
When are we going to get some videos of the Budapest String Quartet playing Debussy?
Ror, you ever get into Guided By Voices?
Here's Kim Deal covering GBV's Shocker in Gloomtown.
Nothing wrong with more Mahler. Glad Atrios's classical tastes mesh with mine, because his rock ones certainly don't.
Out of My House, Roach-the Shuffle Demons
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q...h?
v=q6_sLmuze98
Kim Deal is teh awesome.
Thers, have you guys seen Harry Potter yet?
Tomorra, perhaps.
I'm more into the Simpsons movie, to tell the truth.
Thers, have you guys seen Harry Potter yet?
fourlegsgood
same time next friday, i'll be reading chapter 2 or 3...
But Atrios is still cool for letting me ramble on on his blog...
Does anyone have a cold beer? Mine I forgot to refrigerate today when I brought it home. I'm not British, I can not drink room temp beer.
Wow, I feel all cultured now. Thanks, I needed that. I played the violin back in grade school,,,,,ahh, the memories.
Ohkay...
Just wonder if you all find this curious:
A girl I graduated from HS with died, and her obit was on-line today. I offered the following:
Never mind (it won'tload). I offered kind and respectful condolences. I really liked this person. Her funeral is in GA, and I just found out about it, so I won't be there tomorrow, but I digress.
Why in the hell won't the website (the funeral home's, her own, and my e-mail) accept my condolences? Is it that liberals aren't allowed to mourn?
I'm really fucking curious.
but only because Brahms sounds like a low rent Mahler. treacly much?
Mahler also could never play the Cover 2.
Brahms and Mahler fought in the first ever steel cage death match.
Why in the hell won't the website (the funeral home's, her own, and my e-mail) accept my condolences? Is it that liberals aren't allowed to mourn?
I'm really fucking curious.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore | Homepage | 07.14.07 - 1:00 am | #
Could it be a cookie thing?
how about some vintage Vice Squad, ah the memories.
Late night kittenz for Plum and Sally h.
http://plush-life.blogspot.com/2...us-
kitties.html
Seeing Harry Potter tomorrow too.
I think I'll just go drown myself in green tea.
Peace.
They aren't stupid, either, or we'd catch them faking the news far more frequently than we already do.
Gun Counter Gomer 4 Preznident!
Thers, have you guys seen Harry Potter yet?
fourlegsgood, gots pitchfork | Homepage | 07.14.07 - 12:58 am | #
I have. I liked it.
4Legs, lovely as always. And Maxx.
They can haz cheezburger.
I have. I liked it.
I'm sure I'll like it too.
Fad Gadget anyone? Great memories.
Ror, you ever get into Guided By Voices?
Here's Kim Deal covering GBV's Shocker in Gloomtown.
Thers | Homepage | 07.14.07 - 12:59 am | #
No, but love that cover. And The Breeders in general.
4Legs, lovely as always. And Maxx.
They can haz cheezburger.
They can has anything they like. WIthin reason.
Why does Carson Daly still have a show?
It's still Friday Central time.
Here's Emma
and Pippin!
Anderson Cooper sez McCain has to carry his own bags.
Hey, he's used to carrying his goiter, shouldn't be that hard for him.
why do we have to hear about the beckhams on every damn channel?
I have. I liked it.
I'm sure I'll like it too.
fourlegsgood, gots pitchfork | Homepage | 07.14.07 - 1:03 am | #
It really is very tight, which is impressive coming off a 900 page novel.
I've not read the books, but miriam has and also liked the movies but noted a number of significant changes.
They aren't stupid, either, or we'd catch them faking the news far more frequently than we already do.
Isn't that The Shit?
And he was serious, too.
You just can't mock these people.
Oh, excellent.
Shaun of the Dead is starting on Comedy Central.
They said it was uncut.
i feel badly for mccain.
dignity is a terrible thing to piss away.
It really is very tight, which is impressive coming off a 900 page novel.
One review says it's actually the shortest of all the films -- but I think also the longest of the novels.
The White Musician fetish continues unabated.
Thers | Homepage | 07.14.07 - 1:07 am | #
True. Longest novel, shortest film...
FeralLiberal | 07.14.07 - 1:05 am | #
Heh. The Pippin pic made me LOL
what, McCain can't afford gofers?
why do we have to hear about the beckhams on every damn channel?
Same reason you used to have to hear about the Spice Girls: an extremely well-paid publicist paid some other people very well to make it happen.
Why?
Mmmmm......could it have something to do with money and power?
Shaun of the Dead is starting on Comedy Central.
They said it was uncut
Yes, but was it 8 inches??
Pippin! Your french-canadian cousin wants to say hello... here, come Henriette, Pippin is here!
I've not read the books, but miriam has and also liked the movies but noted a number of significant changes.
The books are fun.
I started reading them a few years back when a reviewer (can't remember which one) said he was having a hard time finding something to read, and picked up his son's Harry Potter in desperation and loved it.
I thought, why not? and got hooked.
Bill Clinton IS Jesus
A Savior for the Republicans
Love and Hate, two sides of the same coin....
Pippin! Your french-canadian cousin wants to say hello... here, come Henriette, Pippin is here!
Plum P, who loves Al Gore | Homepage | 07.14.07 - 1:09 am | #
Pippine, with an e!
Does Slappy still have Tucker to carry his balls?
4Legs, milk rings at 4 a.m.?
Crash is on IFC (Cronenberg's)....
Elias Koteas looks like Henry Rollins a bit...
It's still Friday Central time.
Here's Emma
and Pippin!
What excellent kitties.
Shaun of the Dead is starting on Comedy Central.
They said it was uncut
I was so relieved to see that.
I hate it when they cut out the "Whatzup bitches?" line.
Pippine, with an e!
Gilly Gonzylon
funny
McCain sold his soul, but evidently didn't get much in return.
"Same reason you used to have to hear about the Spice Girls: an extremely well-paid publicist paid some other people very well to make it happen."
can't billy mumy just wish them into the cornfield? please???
Pippin says "Allo, Henriette!"
4Legs, milk rings at 4 a.m.?
She often tries, but I sleep like a dead person.
I frequently find them in bed with me in the mornings.
Elias Koteas looks like Henry Rollins a bit...
Janeane The Acerbic Goblin | 07.14.07 - 1:10 am | #
I mistook him for Christopher Meloni for a while.
Crash is on IFC (Cronenberg's)....
Elias Koteas looks like Henry Rollins a bit...
Janeane
we do 'deranged' very well up north
can't billy mumy just wish them into the cornfield? please???
rorschach, infogit | Homepage | 07.14.07 - 1:12 am | #
Elias looks like Meloni too.
Wow. I just realized they played the "fuck a doodle doo" line.
Kewl.
fourlegsgood
The girls Thank You!
Plum P, who loves Al Gore | Homepage | 07.14.07 - 1:12 am | #
I always tell people I didn't like Crash from 2006 because the original was better.
Drives them insane.
McCain sold his soul, but evidently didn't get much in return.
Richard |
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McCain made a pitstop in Delaware yesterday morning for a breakfast fundraiser - the duPont crowd forked over enough to get his shit out of hock.
Hillary did that for Vilsack when he stepped out, she gave him 700K or so.
Is McCain going to bounce back, the MSM asks? They certainly want him to, even though he did sell his soul.
Olbermann's predictions for the last Harry Potter book are pretty good:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19436954/
he's Jesus, man.
and now for something completely different:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t...h?
v=tMjM7292eHk
"Same reason you used to have to hear about the Spice Girls: an extremely well-paid publicist paid some other people very well to make it happen."
That comment reminds me of one the greatest movies ever...
The Sweet Smell of Success
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u...h?v=uXULG-
UKVq8
I find myself in the incredible position of correcting Simels - I'm sure he meant to post this version of "Revolution" at PowerPop instead of the "canned" soundtrack version...
Why does Carson Daly still have a show?
Janeane
*
because he used to fuck Tara Reid?
Richard | Homepage | 07.14.07 - 1:16 am | #
I've always liked that film. They don't make films like that anymore.
Nancy Willing | Homepage | 07.14.07 - 1:17 am | #
People have to do a lot of crappy things to get ahead in Hollywood...
dave™©
*
that hits the spot!
Is McCain going to bounce back, the MSM asks? They certainly want him to, even though he did sell his soul.
Janeane The Acerbic Goblin
He didn't quite sell it as much as squander it.
Crash, in my very not humble opinion, sucked.
One final Emma
and Pippin for the evening.
and, not the andante version of festivo, either...
Sallyh for Hussein, Grandmere | 07.14.07 - 1:19 am | #
Which one?
Janeane, there was more than one?
I saw the one from last year. Hated it.
People have to do a lot of crappy things to get ahead in Hollywood...
Janeane
scientology. need i say more.
Armistead Maupin is the openly gay author of the 'Tales of the City' series of books and appeared at a book signing at the Bloomsbury in London last night.
During the Q&A from the audience, this little nugget arose...
Audience Member: "Do you get angry about the closeted gay actors in Hollywood?"
Maupin: "...of course the Church of Scientology comes in very handy. (huge laugh from audience) It's the biggest ex gay movement in America. They catch you when you're young and confused, tell you they'll look after you, even provide you with a wife and child... Then of course you have to do what they call an audit, where you confess everything you've ever done into a tape recorder, so they've got the tapes. So once you're famous and successful you have to go along with all their nonsense about people falling into volcanoes... (pause)... then you play a woman in a movie musical, a part created by a drag queen and written by a gay man..."
Unfortunately the rest of the speech was drowned out by the sound of cheering and
laughing.
Good on you son!
http://www.holymoly.co.uk/news/2...-about-
970.html
dave™©
*
that hits the spot! - Nancy Willing
And hopefully the seat was up.
People have to do a lot of crappy things to get ahead
Flaked your twiner.
I find myself in the incredible position of correcting Simels - I'm sure he meant to post this version of "Revolution" at PowerPop instead of the "canned" soundtrack version...
dave™© | Homepage | 07.14.07 - 1:16 am | #
The coolest five minutes in broadcasting history.
People have to do a lot of crappy things to get ahead in Hollywood...
Janeane
*
Plum P, who loves Al Gore | Homepage | 07.14.07 - 1:20 am | #
I've kind of suspected that...Travolta, Cruise, etc., etc..
The Sweet Smell of Success
I never saw this. I will now.
Evening batses. What have I missed?
"The Sweet Smell of Success"
Tony Curtis created the archetype for every Republcian toady ever to follow.
Janeanne is on Conan now.
Nothing like a zombie comedy interspersed with commercials for Girls Gone Wild videos, I always say.
The coolest five minutes in broadcasting history.
"Hey, Jude" is pretty good, too.
Originally shown on "The David Frost Show," in the US on the "Smothers Brothers"...
Rorschach, according to Monsieur, the later it gets, the weirder the commercials.
Nothing like a zombie comedy interspersed with commercials for Girls Gone Wild videos, I always say.
I always think a balanced diet of absurdity is best.
People have to do a lot of crappy things to get head in Hollywood...
Janeane
fixed it.
the british press is having a field day with the fall of Lord Black. (and i adore Patrick Fitzgerald).
http://www.independent.co.uk/
Ron Weasley is on Ferguson now!
Rorschach, according to Monsieur, the later it gets, the weirder the commercials.
Sallyh for Hussein, Grandmere
Late night TV is where the Head On commercials started.
The coolest five minutes in broadcasting history.
"Hey, Jude" is pretty good, too.
Originally shown on "The David Frost Show," in the US on the "Smothers Brothers"...
dave™© | Homepage | 07.14.07 - 1:25 am | #
i remember that. revolution has the edge, though. damn...i'm old!
I always think a balanced diet of absurdity is best.
I'm so stealing that.
I will, of course, attribute properly.
Unlike Sam Seder, who never credited you for whiny ass titty babies.
I'm sure he meant to post this version of "Revolution" at PowerPop instead of the "canned" soundtrack version...
I wonder where that was first broadcast. The Smothers Brothers show, perhaps.
Rorschach, according to Monsieur, the later it gets, the weirder the commercials.
Sallyh for Hussein, Grandmere | 07.14.07 - 1:25 am | #
GravatarNothing like a zombie comedy interspersed with commercials for Girls Gone Wild videos, I always say.
I always think a balanced diet of absurdity is best.
fourlegsgood, gots pitchfork | Homepage | 07.14.07 - 1:25 am | #
All of this is true, but confusing.
So, do I want to eat brains, or...?
(Okay, that was crass.)
sorry, Ron won over Jeanene on my tv
I've kind of suspected that...Travolta, Cruise, etc., etc..
Janeane
*
I love, love, love Hairspray and Travolta might be ok in it.
Sallyh,
Sometime ask ErinPDX about public access TV in Portland, and Jim Spaag in particular.
Late night TV is where the Head On commercials started.
David (not in Austin Tx) | Homepage | 07.14.07 - 1:26 am | #
Those are way too subtle for me. I just don't quite grasp what they want me to do.
All of this is true, but confusing.
So, do I want to eat brains, or...?
Why choose?
Bo, should I warn her not to be holding a beverage?
What's interesting about that Beatles clip is that that version of "Revolution" is intermediate between the single and the album version of the song.
It's kind of weird hearing the word "fuck" on comedy central.
Speaking of off the wall commercials.
I just saw a commercial for plastic/pvc pipes.
I find myself in the incredible position of correcting Simels - I'm sure he meant to post this version of "Revolution" at PowerPop instead of the "canned" soundtrack version...
dave™© | Homepage | 07.14.07 - 1:16 am | #
Partially, at least they're singing along with some additional recorded vocally. Amazing, regardless The greatest band ever...
Why choose?
fourlegsgood, gots pitchfork | Homepage | 07.14.07 - 1:28 am | #
Which then, is the appetizer, and which the entree?
So many questions!
So, do I want to eat brains, or...?
(Okay, that was crass.)
The shortest path to a woman's heart isn't through her stomach...
TMBG on Conan!
David, not the weirdest thing on late night TV, according to Monsieur.
What's interesting about that Beatles clip is that that version of "Revolution" is intermediate between the single and the album version of the song.
it also really wasn't live. you tell they were lip-syncing--badly in spots. but who really cares? it was still awesome.
Those are way too subtle for me. I just don't quite grasp what they want me to do.
rorschach, infogit
I'm still waiting for "Scratch off, apply directly to the jock"
Which then, is the appetizer, and which the entree?
Clearly the brains are the entree.
Nancy Willing | Homepage | 07.14.07 - 1:28 am | #
My sister knew a male message therapist who was supposed to massage him, but refused to do certain things that Travolta wanted, if you know what I mean...
I love, love, love Hairspray and Travolta might be ok in it.
Nancy Willing
I've seen the trailer.
It looks hideous. Shit, why remake that film? It's not like Travolta needs the money.
David, not the weirdest thing on late night TV, according to Monsieur.
Sallyh for Hussein, Grandmere
I didn't find it a weird, in the good way, commercial.
I just couldn't imagine that there would be a market for television advertising for plastic pipe.
4Legs, on Scifi Saturday Night, brains are delicious!
WHite lines..... going through my mind!!!
I'm still waiting for "Scratch off, apply directly to the jock"
David (not in Austin Tx) | Homepage | 07.14.07 - 1:31 am | #
I've mentioned here in passing the sad tale of an idiot acquaintance of mine who tried to use Tiger Balm as wanking lube.
Not good.
My sister knew a male message therapist who was supposed to massage him, but refused to do certain things that Travolta wanted, if you know what I mean...
a happy endgraming?
I'm sceptical of dentists that advertise on tv.
I wonder where that was first broadcast. The Smothers Brothers show, perhaps. - Richard
I wish to heck there was a YouTube video of this performance on The Smothers Brothers show.
it also really wasn't live. you tell they were lip-syncing--badly in spots. but who really cares? it was still awesome.
Actually, it's a combo - there was a basic track recorded and they overdubbed vocals and some instruments "live". They first did this on "All You Need Is Love." After the "live" version, they sweetened the track in the studio before releasing the single.
I'll pimp this video one last time. Really great song in the style of "Rapture" by Blondie. Really creative video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E...h?
v=EUO9nRaGEO8
I love, love, love Hairspray and Travolta might be ok in it.
Nancy Willing
I've seen the trailer.
It looks hideous. Shit, why remake that film? It's not like Travolta needs the money.
fourlegsgood, gots pitchfork | Homepage | 07.14.07 - 1:33 am | #
I'm agreed on that.
I don't want to be anywhere within several blocks of any theatre where that's playing.
I've mentioned here in passing the sad tale of an idiot acquaintance of mine who tried to use Tiger Balm as wanking lube.
Oh, my.
Hairspray won't be Hairspray without Divine.
Bo, should I warn her not to be holding a beverage? - Sallyh
And likewise for you if she tells you.
Janeane seemed rather talkative and perky even. She's probably happy she's home in NYC.
Hollywood kills your soul slowly...
Youtube is notorious for making the audio go out of synch with the video. You'll notice that with a lot of videos posted there. It's a software artifact.
As for the liveness of the performance on this video, early on you hear feedback that I doubt very much would be the sort of thing you'd leave in if it were prerecorded.
New Yorkers - any reports of people running through uncapped fire hydrants this past week ?
It looks hideous. Shit, why remake that film? It's not like Travolta needs the money.
fourlegsgood
*
It was rebirthed live on stage. That is why they gave it another go and you know that it could only have gone forward with Waters' stamp of approval...we'll see.
Hairspray won't be Hairspray without Divine
Don't mess with the Classics 
Didn't Divine die?
And maybe Waters DOES need the money.
Sorry, but I have no interest in that.
later on in time...too much vibe.
As for the liveness of the performance on this video, early on you hear feedback that I doubt very much would be the sort of thing you'd leave in if it were prerecorded.
Richard | Homepage | 07.14.07 - 1:37 am | #
are we talking about revolution here?
i take back what i said in part. i think lennon's lead vocal was live, and some of mccartney's shouts. the rest was obviously prerecorded, though.
nice pic of NYC to finsh the day
http://zuserver2.star.ucl.ac.uk/...d/
ap070713.html
bonne nuit all
i take back what i said in part. i think lennon's lead vocal was live, and some of mccartney's shouts. the rest was obviously prerecorded, though.
homerjsimpson | 07.14.07 - 1:40 am | #
Yup. There's moments where lennon is obviously doubletracked. Still, it's one of the few TV appearances of the lads in 1968.
Goodnight PlumP, and pleasant dreams to Henriette!
GravatarYoutube is notorious for making the audio go out of synch with the video. You'll notice that with a lot of videos posted there. It's a software artifact.
Sometimes changing the flash version you are using corrects this.
Which flash versions work and which ones don't play in synch differs according the OS it's running on.
I'm using linux, and the current ver 9 of flash does not have synch problems.
I'm afraid of what a live action Underdog will be.
Gotta pack it in so I can be all charismatic and charm hundreds of disenchanted Republicans into changing party affiliation tomorrow. I expect great things from the "Democrats have more FUN!" sinage at our VR booth.
I'm afraid of what a live action Underdog will be
There's a need to fear???
Gilly Gonzylon | 07.14.07 - 1:37 am | #
It was a rather cool today, so no open fire hydrants...
I'm afraid of what a live action Underdog will be.
That looks horrendous too.
I'm afraid of what a live action Underdog will be.
I could care less about Hairspray but that pisses me off.
Didn't Divine die?
I'll always believe it had something to do with that poodle poop.
There's a need to fear???
FeralLiberal
I have happy memories of Underdog, that I am sure Disney will destroy with their live action movie.
I'm afraid of what a live action Underdog will be..
The slogan has been "One Nation, Under Dog". Betcha a penny the fundies are gonna lose it.
Manhattanhenge
*
now that was silly. the ancients were very precise in the arrangement of stone to mark the travel of the sun.
now that was silly. the ancients were very precise in the arrangement of stone to mark the travel of the sun.
Nancy Willing | Homepage | 07.14.07 - 1:45 am | #
Led Zeppelin?
The Beatles - I'm Down
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s...related&
search=
that I am sure Disney will destroy with their live action movie
Disney has a history of destroying the classics IMHO. To this day I detest what they did to Winnie the Pooh.
I have happy memories of Underdog
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moi aussi
and no, I would not go to see that movie.
I detest what they did to Winnie the Pooh.
Oh, bother.
Disney has a history of destroying the classics IMHO. To this day I detest what they did to Winnie the Pooh.
FeralLiberal | 07.14.07 - 1:47 am | #
Not casting John Ashcroft as "Eyor"?
Live action Underdog?
Sweet fricken Jayzus, is *nothing* sacred?
God damn, what a bad idea.
Led Zeppelin?
Gilly Gonzylon
*
plum p's link
Another childhood memory destroyed by Hollywoood (Underdog).
Alvin and the Chipmunks....
New Yorkers - any reports of people running through uncapped fire hydrants this past week ?
Gilly Gonzylon
Nah, I think NTodd is still up north..
hold down the fort y'all
and keep your seats up
plum p's link
Nancy Willing | Homepage | 07.14.07 - 1:49 am | #
Yeah, I know Just teasing your comment as Zep lyrics.
The Sergeant said, "Sir, with all this equipment, / No man will be able to swim."
"Sergeant, don't be a Nervous Nelly," / The Captain said to him.
"All we need is a little determination. / Men, follow me. I'll lead on."
We were neck deep in the Big Muddy, / And the big fool said to push on.
All at once the moon clouded over. / We heard a gurglin' cry.
A few seconds later the Captain's / helmet Was all that floated by.
The Sergeant said, "Turn around, men. / I'm in charge from now on."
And we just made it out of the Big Muddy / With the Captain dead and gone.
New Yorkers - any reports of people running through uncapped fire hydrants this past week ?
Gilly Gonzylon
Nah, I think NTodd is still up north..
Culture of TrÜth | Homepage | 07.14.07 - 1:50 am | #
Phallic traffic posts continue to unnerve Oregonians, however, driving them to bondage gear.
Gotta fade, G'night all.
Sweet fricken Jayzus, is *nothing* sacred?
Have you seen the commercials? It makes me sick to my stomach.
Disney won't be content until they rape all of my childhood memories.
Night, all....
Good evening all.
Well...perhaps it's time to produce a live-action The Might Heroes.
We could have a casting coup for Diaper Man.
Night, feral.
Night, Janeane.
Night, Johnboy.
Phallic traffic posts continue to unnerve Oregonians, however, driving them to bondage gear.
The world is full of bad evil nasty wicked people who keep making me think of nothing but DICKS all day long. Perverts.
I, too, hate the people who make me obsess about penises.
Those people just aren't natural.
Mr French: no, hell, I had no idea- who's in the movie? Is it animation/liveaction or all live action?
Wikipedia on "Revolution":
The Beatles performed the song semi-live (with live vocals performed over a pre-recorded instrumental track) in a specially produced promotional film shot by director Michael Lindsay-Hogg at the same time as the Hey Jude promotional film. The film received its world premiere in Britain on David Frost's ITV television programme, 4 September 1968. As the Beatles were singing the vocals live on the film, they elected to incorporate part of the vocal arrangement from the slower Revolution 1 version of the track. McCartney and Harrison added the "shoop-doo-wop" backing vocals unique to that version behind Lennon's lead vocal - thus making the vocals on the film performance a hybrid of the two versions of the song.
nick,
Liveaction.
Imagine this: The Incredible Journey meets Superman without Michael Fox.
Good Night, Chet.
Good Night, David.
Good Night, David.
[Whhhhirrr.....Thwack!]
Good Night, Goliath.
I, too, hate the people who make me obsess about penises.
No kidding. I was waiting in line at the market, and I happened to make eye contact with a man in the line next to me. He smiled at me, and it became immediately apparent that he was smiling at me because he knew that I knew that he had a penis in his pants. Some nerve, you know? I mean, what a fag!
Perhaps Disney can recycle Song of the South as a live-action/animated remake of Gone With The Wind.
No kidding. I was waiting in line at the market, and I happened to make eye contact with a man in the line next to me. He smiled at me, and it became immediately apparent that he was smiling at me because he knew that I knew that he had a penis in his pants. Some nerve, you know? I mean, what a fag!
pez clown | 07.14.07 - 2:04 am | #
Oy, that is unnerving as hell.
I do hope that you came through the ordeal all right.
Perhaps Disney can recycle Song of the South as a live-action/animated remake of Gone With The Wind. -Uncle Smokes
Nope, it's being retooled as a pangyric to Chimpy called Song of the Souse.
Wait, wait, wait...
Benji as Superman.
come on now nobody watched this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t...h?
v=tMjM7292eHk
good old 80's rockers with a twist.
I do hope that you came through the ordeal all right.
Oh, yes. I took a picture of him with my cell phone and posted it on the Stop Depravity Now website run by our local GOP Morality Taskforce.
Perhaps Disney can recycle Song of the South as a live-action/animated remake of Gone With The Wind.
Uncle Smokes
Maybe we should have an updated Little Rascals as well. The last attempt wasn't bad enough.
"It's hideous! That's the best design they could come up with? Are you seriously telling me there were choices, and someone said 'Ah, there, that's it. That's the shape we're looking for: The last-chicken-in-the-shop look?' Shakespeare had one? Einstein? Perry Como sang 'Memories are Made of This' with one of those stashed in his slacks?"
-- Kryten (Robert Llewellyn), upon being transformed from android to human and discovering what was in his groinal socket, Red Dwarf, "DNA"
Benji as Superman... o wow. The whole idea just seems so wrong, I can't believe anyone who really liked the original is involved in any way.
the wrong lesson was apparently learned from that Boris & Natasha movie...
I do hope that you came through the ordeal all right.
Oh, yes. I took a picture of him with my cell phone and posted it on the Stop Depravity Now website run by our local GOP Morality Taskforce.
pez clown | 07.14.07 - 2:09 am | #
Serves him right.
What kind of pervert brings a penis to the store? And in his pants!?
You are a model citizen.
When did this comic-to-live-action movie thing start? Was it Popeye?
I want to see Gilligan's Island remade with marionettes and a laser light show.
I want to see Gilligan's Island remade with marionettes and a laser light show.
The "Honeybees" episode.
Ahhhhhhh... yes.
You are a model citizen.
This is humor, of course, but it's the kind of laugh that ends with a little bubble of blood. It's all too real.
I used to be pretty damned sure that Edwin Meese probably had one of the biggest collections of hardcore porn in America, and that it wasn't in the form of tagged evidence.
With the horrific knowledge that Disney continues its assault on my childhood memories, and the unholy presence of penises in pants, wandering aimlessly about in public, I must head off to bed and the inevitable nightmares.
Gee, thanks.
The "Honeybees" episode.
Ahhhhhhh... yes.
Mr French | 07.14.07 - 2:15 am | #
You Knead Us...
Jews for Jesus needs a web developer...
According to this informercial I have between 5 and 22# of toxic clogged up shit in my colon.
I used to be pretty damned sure that Edwin Meese probably had one of the biggest collections of hardcore porn in America, and that it wasn't in the form of tagged evidence.
pez clown | 07.14.07 - 2:17 am | #
No doubt about it.
Anti-porn activists think more about porn than 99% of the people who like looking at it for fun.
Just as anti-gay activists think about gay sex more than 99% of normal gay people.
According to this informercial I have between 5 and 22# of toxic clogged up shit in my colon.
Mr French | 07.14.07 - 2:19 am | #
British Currency ?
Jews for Jesus needs a web developer...
Jews for Jesus = Vegetarians for Meat
It's time to cash in on religious pandering bucks, with an excellent toy tie-in. Yes, I propose an epic CGI rendition of The Brick Testament!
According to this informercial I have between 5 and 22# of toxic clogged up shit in my colon.
Mr French | 07.14.07 - 2:19 am | #
British Currency ?
Gilly Gonzylon | 07.14.07 - 2:20 am | #
I wish my colon could buy me a few pints.
British Currency ?
Gimme a minute... they haven't explained exactly how this works yet...
Jews for Jesus needs a web developer...
Jews for Jesus = Vegetarians for Meat
pez clown | 07.14.07 - 2:20 am | #
Meh.
I can't be bothered with such.
I'm too busy Fighting for Peace and Fucking for Celibacy.
Disney's waiting for the copyright to expire on King Missile's "Detachable Penis" so they can make a live action movie version. The rewrite will drop the reunion of the principals at the yard sale in favor of something more... *heartwarming*, whatever that might be.
I'm too busy Fighting for Peace and Fucking for Celibacy.
rorschach, infogit
I'm going to a sit-in to make a stand.
Just as anti-gay activists think about gay sex more than 99% of normal gay people.
Right. Evil gay sex. Evil, sweaty gay sex. Evil, sweaty, torrid, gay sex. Evil, sweaty, torrid, slippery rough throbbing juicy..
Ahem.
Well.
Fags.
10 to 30 lbs of rotten fecal matter!
I'm thinking Broder here...
10 to 30 lbs of rotten fecal matter!
Are we talking about politicians again?
SPORTS!
Yay! Last-minute deal is music to webcasters' ears
SPORTS!
The best.
(Thanks to Ted Rall's Attitude series for turning me onto so many cool cartoonists I would otherwise have missed.)
Here I was watching crappy infomercials about impacted fecal matter while Bill Moyers is talking about impeachment?
Shame on me.
The Strokes - Barely Legal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1...h?v=1D8-
_OQAq3Y
'Tis time for bed.
Y'all take care of your good selves, and thanks for the silliness.
Martini for Buzz Bomb, should he ever get his sorry butt up here
Sallyh for Hussein, Grandmere
My sorry butt is here, but it looks like most have gone off to slumberland.
Jul 14, 2:39 AM (ET)
HONOLULU (AP) - The first bodies from the sinking of a 420-foot ship that ran into Typhoon Man-yi were recovered, while three more survivors were found, the U.S. Coast Guard said. Nine crew members were dead or missing.
My sorry butt is yet here, though the liberalesbian drinking will likely mean a relatively early night for me.
The three bodies were pulled from the water overnight where the bulk log carrier Hai Tong No. 7 went down Tuesday, 375 miles northwest of Guam, officials said Friday.
The number of survivors among the 22-member crew rose to 13, with eight receiving medical attention in the U.S. territory about 3,700 miles southwest of Hawaii.
The Coast Guard cutter Sequoia arrived on scene Friday to coordinate operations as the air and sea search continued for the remaining six crew missing members. About 100 square miles had been searched.
HONOLULU (AP) - The first bodies from the sinking of a 420-foot ship that ran into Typhoon Man-yi were recovered, while three more survivors were found, the U.S. Coast Guard said. Nine crew members were dead or missing.
blank | 07.14.07 - 2:56 am | #
Yuck. That is so "Castaway". Couldn't be that warm, either. Middle of winter there.
Survivors told authorities the ship, owned by Fuzhou Haijing Shipping, was en route from Papua New Guinea to China when the cargo began shifting as the vessel encountered 70 mph winds and 24-foot seas from the typhoon.
I hate to admit this, but I'm thinking up "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" lyrics.
Is my butt sorry too, if only by association?
If so, it's still here. Not for long, though.
Why can't I get into Painkiller Jane, no matter how hard I try? That's probably a rhetorical question.
Today marked the 12-1/2 birthday of my granddaughter, who was born 1/13/95 - on a Fri the 13th. Her condition today took a severe downward turn, and hospice does not expect her to live beyond this coming Monday. We are on a 24-hour vigil, so she is not alone, ever. Mr Deere and I were there til about a half hour ago, and will return as soon as we can tomorrow. Think kind thoughts of her, send her peace.
It is tough. I love her so much, we all do. That she is surrounded by much love and has a wonderful hosice nurse is comforting to us all.
Love to you all, thank you for caring and for your unfailing support. You can't know how much it means.
Perhaps it seems strange to you that I come here and share the most intimate details of my personal life, but I *have* been deeply comforted by responses I have gotten here to my comments about my granddaughter.
Sarah Deere,
Good God, I can't even begin to imagine.
Peace be with you and your grandaughter.
My love to you and yours.
Peace, Sarah Deere. Peace . . .
Hi CS.
How have you been and what have you been up to?
I'm now living in Arizona, out in the desert east of Tucson.
Just came back long enough to say good night.
I'm sorry that your grand daughter's life is almost over, Sarah. I am sorry for the grief her illness has caused you, and sorry for the loss you will feel. I do not know her, and I do not really know you, but I am glad that she had you.
I am not sorry that you have lived a long time, but it is sad that you are likely going to outlive your grand daughter.
Sleep well when you finally sleep.
Sarah, we are sorry for your trouble. As a father, I cannot imagine the pain. Be well, as you can.
This some kinkatude that is new to me.
Eco-Sexuals: The Final Green Frontier
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/
20...gr_n_56182.html
Ah, Sarah...
Sarah, I am so sorry and can't imagine the pain you all must have from the illness of one so young and so loved. She had you in her life and that is so obviously wonderful.
She is lucky to have such a wonderful family, Ms. Deere. Peace be with you and yours.
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Hopefully you will enjoy part of the music from a current movie which was so beautiful I am still glowing--La Vie En Rose, the life and music of Edith Piaf--the fall of a little sparrow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k...related&
search=
I don't know how to send the correct link I am afraid, but her song, Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien (1961) is still famous and very memorable.
Hopefully you will enjoy part of the music from a current movie which was so beautiful I am still glowing--La Vie En Rose, the life and music of Edith Piaf--the fall of a little sparrow.
whackjob | 07.14.07 - 4:10 am | #
I've heard good things about that.
Plus, the title also always reminds me of Ma Vie en Rose, which I absolutely love.
China Claims U.S. Meat Imports Tainted
BEIJING (AP) - China has suspended imports from several major U.S. meat processors, the latest indication the government may be retaliating as its products are turned back from overseas because of safety concerns.
Frozen poultry products from Tyson Foods Inc. (TSN), the world's largest meat processor, were found to be contaminated with salmonella, the General Administration of Quality Supervision, Inspection and Quarantine said on its Web site Friday.
The agency said other imports barred by China included frozen chicken feet from Sanderson Farms, Inc. found to tainted with residue of an anti-parasite drug, as well as frozen pork ribs from Cargill Meat Solutions Corp. containing a leanness-enhancing feed additive.
Sarah Deere, I can not think of what to say to make things better.
Instead I'll give you a link to song by a band that always has made me happy when I hear them play.
Little Feat, the song; Fat man in a bathtub.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S...h?
v=SkZsSydzQjM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F...related&
search=
There you are, Ror.
Doug...I adore Little Feat - thanks.
I want to say that we are the ones who are grateful to have had Alora in our lives. If I had been able to hand-pick a granddaughter, I don;t know I would have been smart enough to pick her. She is...simply, the best.
I am not seeking sympathy - although I most certainly appreciate it. Please, though, think of her and wish her an easy path outta here.
Good night to all you fine people. Sweet dreams.
I hope I am not wearing you out with these comments.
G'night, Deere.
I'm always hangin' in there with you, for whatever little that's worth.
Sometimes I love these astronomical/physics articles where they discuss things as magic as any in a fantasy story.
"Is dark energy lurking in hidden spatial dimensions?
"The mysterious cosmic presence called dark energy, which is accelerating the expansion of the universe, might be lurking in hidden dimensions of space. The idea would explain how these dimensions remain stable – a big problem for the unified scheme of physics called string theory.
Ever since astronomers discovered in the mid-1990s that other galaxies are accelerating away from us, physicists have struggled to explain why. Their favourite suggestion is quantum vibrations in the vacuum of space (called vacuum energy or the cosmological constant) that could produce repulsive gravity.
According to the calculations, however, these vibrations should either possess a ridiculously high energy density – 122 orders of magnitude larger than are observed – or cancel out to exactly zero. To make them almost-but-not-quite cancel, in agreement with astronomical observations, means fudging the quantum field equations.
Unless, that is, the quantum vibrations are stuck in a small space..."
http://space.newscientist.com/
ar...dimensions.html
Yes, good night Sarah, sleep well.
I thought it was the 3rd symphony Basil was listening to.
Sometimes I love these astronomical/physics articles where they discuss things as magic as any in a fantasy story.
On a tangentially related note:
I cannot wait till "The Golden Compass" comes out!
OK, I'm a sucker for a lead like that.
What is 'the golden compass'?
What is 'the golden compass'?
Doug | 07.14.07 - 4:32 am | #
It's this.
In a nutshell: Brilliant writing. Fantasy trilogy. Deliberately meant to be an anti-Narnia, by embracing William Blake's notions of innocence and experience.
And coming soon to a theatre near you.
But read it now, is my advice.
To clarify: The trilogy is "His Dark Materials" (Milton quote).
The Golden Compass is book one.
one more thing....ror, La Vie En Rose was my mom's favorite song, we lived in Paris when I was yoiung, my brother was born there.
I loved Paris.
I'll lurk a bit, but really need to aim for bed. Just still wakey-wakey...too much adrenaline, I suppose.
Oy, Deere. I'm starting to get a bit crashy-crashy, having been up doing errands and packing all bloody day. (Well, most of it, anyway.)
Miriam is all kindsa wakey-wakey, having just gotten up from sleeping for approx. 22 hours.
Angels keep you and your grandaughter, Sarah Deere.
sibelius motherfuckers: http://youtube.com/watch?v=eLOig_N14Dg
Ms. Deere, I'm so sorry to hear that.
I'm thinking of you, Sarah. Best wishes and love to you, your family, and especially, your little angel.
Sarah Deere,
You and your granddaughter are in my thoughts and prayers. May peace be with you and your family during this difficult time.
Nobody does it better than Brahms.
based on the cellists hair and expression I was half expecting a comedy routine to break out.
Sarah--I am so sorry. I just became a grandpa for the first time last Sunday, and had a rush of horror hearing about your granddaughter. I don't know what to say, but I am crying for you and her now.
getting old sucks.
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