Must be nice to go fishing while cars are burning all over the world.
smalfish, tinfoil hatted |
06.30.07 - 1:52 pm | #
People who call sheets are the coolest.
I cryptically alluded to it.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore |
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06.30.07 - 1:52 pm | #
"check out NotJenna's fishing attire"
we fishermen need more of this.
jdw |
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06.30.07 - 1:52 pm | #
I cryptically alluded to it.
Oh, I knew exactly what you meant.
melior |
06.30.07 - 1:53 pm | #
Police seek one Kent Dorfman as a "person of Interest"
So if fishing boat one catches fire, is it an act of terrorism?
smalfish, tinfoil hatted |
06.30.07 - 1:53 pm | #
Okay, I really must clean the bathroom following the explosion. May my nasty toilet element, whatever the fuck it was, rest in pees.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore |
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06.30.07 - 1:53 pm | #
DHS officials confirm suspect is AKA flounder.
smalfish, tinfoil hatted
Known associates
oen Larry "pinto" Kroger, Donald "Boon" Schoenstein, Daniel Simpson "D-Day Day and Eric "otter" stratton, rush chairman who is said to be "damn glad to meet you"
olexicon, at woik |
06.30.07 - 1:54 pm | #
I ain't clicking on anymore of the presidential advertisements. That motherfucker says he hates the press, yet keeps his boat in close enough to the shore to ensure the press gets plenty of pictures. That's worse than blogwhoring.
smalfish, tinfoil hatted |
06.30.07 - 1:57 pm | #
Two cars were found in London packed with a gold mine of explosive material.
damn i'm lucky
15 yr old out there playing/singing Imagine for a friend.
plantsman, i have thoughts to share, please email me
backbeat12
g m ail
ErinPDX |
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06.30.07 - 1:57 pm | #
WIRETAPS OF TERROR CELL RELEASED
Katy: Boon, I think I'm in love with a retard.
Boon: Is he bigger than me?
olexicon, at woik |
06.30.07 - 1:58 pm | #
INSIDE TERROR PLANNING EXCLUSIVE
Otter: Flounder, I am appointing you pledge representative to the social committee.
Flounder: Gee Otter, thanks. What do I have to do?
Otter: It means you have to drive us to the Food King.
olexicon, at woik |
06.30.07 - 1:59 pm | #
NotJenna "switches rods" - P O'Neill
Dad cops a feel as he shows NJ how to handle his rod. Ewwwwwwww.
bo |
06.30.07 - 1:59 pm | #
Jeebus. I was still downstairs posting Animal House quotes to myself. Charming.
Sinfonian, playing catch-up |
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06.30.07 - 1:59 pm | #
Jeebus. I was still downstairs posting Animal House quotes to myself.
(goes downstairs to read sinfonian)
olexicon, at woik |
06.30.07 - 2:00 pm | #
The car did not burst into flames immediately upon impact. It took minutes for the fire to get going. Obviously, much can be gleaned from this fact alone. And that can only be that it was packed with explosive liquids.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?
Greg Marmalard: Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
Greg Marmalard: You're talking about Delta, sir.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP!
olexicon, at woik |
06.30.07 - 2:01 pm | #
"Okla. couple claims $105.8M Powerball prize"
Terrorism suspected.
NTodd, down with OCD |
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06.30.07 - 2:01 pm | #
BTW -- I'd like to thank everybody who watched my back just now over at the blog of the Miss Havisham of Wingnuttia.
steve simels |
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06.30.07 - 2:02 pm | #
"I can't believe I threw up in front of the Japanese prime minister."
"No, you threw up ON the Japanese prime minister."
Sinfonian, playing catch-up |
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06.30.07 - 2:02 pm | #
If there is any moisture in the mould it does.
JR, kerosene and a match. |
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06.30.07 - 2:02 pm | #
Authorities in Scotland are saying they are not classifying this as a terrorist event at this time. Although they could call it a terrorist event later, so we'll just skip ahead to that point and call it a terrorist event now.
Larry's evil conscience: Fuck her. Fuck her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.
Larry's good conscience: For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you!
Larry's evil conscience: Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance.
Larry's good conscience: If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever... I'm proud of you, Lawrence.
Larry's evil conscience: You homo
olexicon, at woik |
06.30.07 - 2:02 pm | #
NotJenna has the "crazy eyes" - they follow me even through the sunglasses.
JeffCO |
06.30.07 - 2:02 pm | #
Okla. couple claims $105.8M Powerball prize
Maybe they can share it with my kids. I thought I was done supporting them.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere |
06.30.07 - 2:02 pm | #
cnn: no one was hurt, damn it. but here's some ways people could have been hurt. and the damn brits won't call it a terrorist attack yet. what's wrong with them?
up next: sanjay gupta analyzes potential third degree burns on innocent bystanders.
dirk gently, sociopathetic |
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06.30.07 - 2:02 pm | #
Bush appoints new Pledge Representative to Social Committee Czar, Kent Dorfman, do deal with the cucumber terrorist menace.
NTodd, down with OCD |
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06.30.07 - 2:03 pm | #
Meanwhile...
Officers! Do something! They're looting the Food King!
Apprentice to Darth Holden |
06.30.07 - 2:03 pm | #
Why would you wear a little black cocktail drss fishing unless you were having cocktails before fishing?
It's from the Ann Coulter kids collection!
Kid Charlemagne |
06.30.07 - 2:03 pm | #
IN THE CAVES
D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
[thinks hard]
Bluto: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
[runs out, alone; then returns]
Bluto: What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...
Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.
D-Day: Let's do it.
Bluto: LET'S DO IT!
olexicon, at woik |
06.30.07 - 2:03 pm | #
NTodd, the trees behind the Tastee Freez: are they filled with underwear?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere |
06.30.07 - 2:04 pm | #
"Did we give up when the Iraqis bombed New York City?"
"Iraqis?"
"Never mind. He's on a roll."
Sinfonian, playing catch-up |
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06.30.07 - 2:04 pm | #
So good I had to see it again:
My main beef remains that much of the cable news media reacts to this nonsense like a fifty year old guy on Viagra or Cialis--they pop major wood. And the same warnings are appropriate--an erection lasting more than four hours may be harmful. - Larry Johnson.
That needs to be cast in plaques and placed in the sidewalk in front of evey major media outlet.
bo |
06.30.07 - 2:04 pm | #
Why would you wear a little black cocktail drss fishing unless you were having cocktails before fishing?
olexicon, at woik
depends on what you are fishing for.
dirk gently, sociopathetic |
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06.30.07 - 2:04 pm | #
THE ISLAMOFASCISTS TOOK OUR DATES!
NTodd, down with OCD |
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06.30.07 - 2:04 pm | #
INTEROGATION
Doug Neidermeyer: How does it feel to be an independent, Schoenstein?
Boon: How does it feel to be an asshole, Neidermeyer?
olexicon, at woik |
06.30.07 - 2:04 pm | #
Boy, I butchered that last quote.
Simels regrets. And Olexicon gets a Canada Dry.
Sinfonian, playing catch-up |
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06.30.07 - 2:05 pm | #
cnn: no one was hurt, damn
The guy who got out of the burning car walked away without a scratch?
smalfish, tinfoil hatted |
06.30.07 - 2:05 pm | #
NTodd, the trees behind the Tastee Freez: are they filled with underwear?
Yes, but it's all Mormon.
NTodd, down with OCD |
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06.30.07 - 2:05 pm | #
"check out NotJenna's fishing attire"
we fishermen need more of this.
jdw
Invite Ann Coulter to go trolling with you.
She's too skinny to use for bait, unfortunately. And even carp spit it back.
SteveLG |
06.30.07 - 2:05 pm | #
Maybe they can share it with my kids. I thought I was done supporting them.
Sallyh
Come, sit by me. I have some nice cherry pie.
ql-white haired |
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06.30.07 - 2:05 pm | #
Two cars were found in London packed with a gold mine of explosive material.
Hell, everyplace that has one of the Blue Rhino LP tank cages is a god damn gold mine.
Good grief these people are stupid.
billy b ramble tamble |
06.30.07 - 2:05 pm | #
Does NJ look like she may be carrying a package?
ql-white haired |
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06.30.07 - 2:06 pm | #
QL, got any wine to go with that pie?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere |
06.30.07 - 2:06 pm | #
SInfonian I am cutting and pasting froM IMDB
olexicon, at woik |
06.30.07 - 2:06 pm | #
cnn reporting that the guy who jumped out of the car on fire is being treated. they seem surprised.
dirk gently, sociopathetic |
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06.30.07 - 2:07 pm | #
THE WOMEn WHO LOVE TERRA
Clorette De Pasto: Dad! Mom, Dad, this is Larry Kroger. The boy who molested me last month. We have to get married
olexicon, at woik |
06.30.07 - 2:07 pm | #
This just in to the CNN news desk. Terrorist Cell quoted as calling for a "Road Trip". It's meaning is unknown at this time.
smalfish, tinfoil hatted |
06.30.07 - 2:07 pm | #
SInfonian I am cutting and pasting froM IMDB
olexicon, at woik
Well, yeah, I kind of knew it wasn't from memory, as mine was.
Sinfonian, playing catch-up |
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06.30.07 - 2:07 pm | #
Scottish hospital where large scary man was taken has been evacuated. Obviously the large scary man is himself a bomb.
Now we go to continued coverage of the bombings in London.
QL, got any wine to go with that pie?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
how about: "i wanted to win the powerebaaaaaallllllll!!!!"
dirk gently, sociopathetic |
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06.30.07 - 2:07 pm | #
TERRORISM ON TRIAL
Otter: Point of parliamentary procedure!
Hoover: Don't screw around, they're serious this time!
Otter: Take it easy, I'm pre-law.
Boon: I thought you were pre-med.
Otter: What's the difference?
[Addressing the room]
Otter: Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did.
[winks at Dean Wormer]
Otter: But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
olexicon, at woik |
06.30.07 - 2:07 pm | #
Vice President Cheney remarked: "Shit, they look like they're dressed for a funeral."
SteveLG |
06.30.07 - 2:08 pm | #
QL, got any wine to go with that pie?
Sallyh
Will Chianti do?
We're all out of white, but tell you what, while you're getting here, I'll run out and get some champaigne. Mimosas here we come.
ql-white haired |
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06.30.07 - 2:08 pm | #
Isn't it about time to blame George Galloway for the Glasgow terra plot?
P O'Neill |
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06.30.07 - 2:08 pm | #
dirk, i'd have had to have bought a ticket.
And I don't live in Powerball state.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere |
06.30.07 - 2:08 pm | #
Well, yeah, I kind of knew it wasn't from memory, as mine was.
What is "backhanded compliment?"
JeffCO |
06.30.07 - 2:08 pm | #
good suicide bombers know to stay in the car.
dirk gently, sociopathetic |
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06.30.07 - 2:08 pm | #
I am a cheater, yes
But tonite I'm renting Aniamal House
olexicon, at woik |
06.30.07 - 2:08 pm | #
dirk, i'd have had to have bought a ticket.
And I don't live in Powerball state.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
that doesn't lower your odds all that much.
dirk gently, sociopathetic |
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06.30.07 - 2:09 pm | #
Isn't it about time to blame George Galloway for the Glasgow terra plot?
P O'Neill
al-Cheiftans
JR, kerosene and a match. |
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06.30.07 - 2:09 pm | #
good suicide bombers know to stay in the car.
Never get out of the car.
Absolutely god damned right.
driftglass |
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06.30.07 - 2:09 pm | #
Olexicon, we own it.
We should have simulcast.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere |
06.30.07 - 2:09 pm | #
What is "backhanded compliment?"
JeffCO
I prefer to think of it as "damning with faint praise."
Sinfonian, playing catch-up |
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06.30.07 - 2:09 pm | #
TERROR RITUALS UNCOVERED
Boon: It's not gonna be an orgy! It's a toga party.
Katy: Honestly, Boon, you're twenty-one years old. In six months you're going to graduate, and tomorrow night you're going to wrap yourself in a bed sheet and pour grain alcohol all over your head. It's cute, but I think I'll pass this time.
Boon: Want me to go alone?
Katy: Baby, I don't want you to go at all.
Boon: It's a *fraternity* party, I'm in the fraternity. How can I miss it?
Katy: I'll write you a note. I'll say you're too well to attend.
olexicon, at woik |
06.30.07 - 2:09 pm | #
Chimpy doesn't realize the press doesn't see his hand from his own perspective.
JeffCO |
06.30.07 - 2:10 pm | #
good suicide bombers know to stay in the car.
"The white zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone."
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere |
06.30.07 - 2:10 pm | #
KGB to initiate stepped up security measures in US following Glascow bombing.
OSama BiN Otter: "you fucked up! You trusted us!"
olexicon, at woik |
06.30.07 - 2:10 pm | #
TERROR RECRUITMENT
Hoover: Kent is a legacy, Otter. His brother was a '59, Fred Dorfman.
Flounder: He said legacies usually get asked to pledge automatically.
Otter: Oh, well, usually. Unless the pledge in question turns out to be a real closet-case.
Otter, Boon: Like Fred.
olexicon, at woik |
06.30.07 - 2:11 pm | #
Heh, sumbuddy compared George W. unfavorably to his father, George H.W.
That ought to make his wheaties pissful.
Diane C. Barking-Mad |
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06.30.07 - 2:11 pm | #
dirk, does online fantasy shopping count?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere |
06.30.07 - 2:12 pm | #
Vice President Cheney remarked: "Shit, they look like they're dressed for a funeral."
In an ironic gesture, the President gives the "V" for Victory sign that could be confused with the "Peace" sign, except that, you know, the President flashed it.
billy b ramble tamble |
06.30.07 - 2:12 pm | #
Laurabot: "You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now, Vlad."
JeffCO |
06.30.07 - 2:12 pm | #
There was no explosion. You didn't have nails flying out killing people. So you really have to be concerned that this is connected to the London bombs.
Oh finally! We've been without a microwave for two weeks. Bless you osama bin otter.
smalfish, tinfoil hatted |
06.30.07 - 2:13 pm | #
INSIDE THE CELL
Doug Neidermeyer: And most recently of all, a "Roman Toga Party" was held from which we have received more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion SO profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here.
olexicon, at woik |
06.30.07 - 2:13 pm | #
Snow, thank you for your sacrifice.
Snow: watching CNN so you don't have to.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere |
06.30.07 - 2:13 pm | #
dirk, does online fantasy shopping count?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
no, you must actually go further into debt. online is ok, though.
dirk gently, sociopathetic |
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06.30.07 - 2:13 pm | #
In an ironic gesture, the President gives the "V" for Victory sign that could be confused with the "Peace" sign, except that, you know, the President flashed it.
billy b ramble tamble
It's "half a W".
Maybe he was waving to Stevie Wonder again.
SteveLG |
06.30.07 - 2:13 pm | #
Chimpy: "See if you can guess what I am now.
"I'm a miserable failure! Get it?"
Sinfonian, playing catch-up |
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06.30.07 - 2:13 pm | #
ACTS OF TERROR
Charming guy with guitar: I gave my love a cherry / That had no stone / I gave my love a chicken / That had no bones / I gave my love a story / That had no end / I gave my...
Bluto: [grabs the guitar and smashes it against the wall] Sorry.
olexicon, at woik |
06.30.07 - 2:13 pm | #
Why are you saying this is an accident? Lots of people are saying this was no accident.
Tell me, has anyone else started to notice a certain....stillness from the wingnuts in your life?
I used to enjoy my monthly paranoid emails from one of my Cubano inlaws, about how, you know, people like me were bringing the country to ruin. But, it seems to have subsided to occasional half-hearted blasts against Castro.
tikistitch |
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06.30.07 - 2:14 pm | #
cnn: john pike from global security dot org says this looks like an accident. what a chump. see if we ever let him on the air again.
dirk gently, sociopathetic |
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06.30.07 - 2:14 pm | #
I am so mad about this coverage, I cannot stop.
Snow, Contrary |
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06.30.07 - 2:14 pm | #
And while Terrapalloza goes on, we learn that another might Jihadist bites the big one:
A Mickey Mouse lookalike who preached Islamic domination on a Hamas-affiliated children's television program was the victim of a pretend beating death in the show's final episode Friday.
The Mickey Mouse lookalike urged Palestinian children to fight Israel in the Hamas-affiliated kid's program.
In the final skit, the "Farfour" character was killed by an actor posing as an Israeli official trying to buy Farfour's land. At one point, the mouse called the Israeli a "terrorist."
"Farfour was martyred while defending his land," said Sara, the teen presenter. He was killed "by the killers of children," she added.
The weekly show, featuring a giant black-and-white rodent with a high-pitched voice, had attracted worldwide attention because the character urged Palestinian children to fight Israel. It was broadcast on Hamas-affiliated Al Aqsa TV.
Station officials said Friday that Farfour was taken off the air to make room for new programs. Station manager Mohammed Bilal said he did not know what would be shown instead.
Supreme Commander Thor |
06.30.07 - 2:14 pm | #
Snow, all you have to do is add a couple of 'doods' in there, and you're a great weekend anchor for CoT
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere |
06.30.07 - 2:14 pm | #
JIHADI INDOCTRINATION
Bluto: Kroger, your Delta Tau Chi name is Pinto.
Pinto: Why "Pinto"?
Bluto: [belches] Why not?
olexicon, at woik |
06.30.07 - 2:15 pm | #
tsa is advising all female passengers to wear split crotch panties to speed up the new security measures.
dirk gently, sociopathetic |
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06.30.07 - 2:15 pm | #
breaking news: we are still at yellow alert.
I loved the reactions they got from people on the street in England yesterday. They were all like, whatever.
tikistitch |
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06.30.07 - 2:15 pm | #
that doesn't lower your odds all that much.
dirk gently, sociopathetic
My better half always buys $5 worth of Powerball tickets.
I've tried to explain to her that all she needs is one as the statistical differences, etc...
She tells me to mind my own business and continues to buy $5 worth.
billy b ramble tamble |
06.30.07 - 2:15 pm | #
I am a cheater, yes
But tonite I'm renting Aniamal House
olexicon, at woik | 06.30.07 - 2:08 pm | #
Make sure you get the special DVD edition with the "where are they now" fake documentary.
Truly hilarious. Dean Wormer's wife....
steve simels |
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06.30.07 - 2:15 pm | #
We now have unconfirmed reports that three other Scottish airports are closed. Be very scared.
cnn: john pike from global security dot org says this looks like an accident. what a chump. see if we ever let him on the air again.
I read the page all the time. Leave it to CNN to believe they're full of shit.
Supreme Commander Thor |
06.30.07 - 2:16 pm | #
Saw Live Free or Die Hard last night.
I was laughing out loud at a few of the computer things.
The people next to me didn't understand why I was laughing at some thing that didn't seem funny. It all had to do with the why that certain thing were done and of course the speed at which it was done.
What they were doing with the computers at time was magic. Sure some of it could have been done, but not in the timeframe they had and the tools they were using. I'm actually interested in watching it with a real computer person like NTodd. Now that would be fun.
spocko |
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06.30.07 - 2:16 pm | #
Lotteries are a tax on innumeracy.
JR, kerosene and a match. |
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06.30.07 - 2:16 pm | #
The British have no experience with terrorist bombings.
NTodd, down with OCD |
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06.30.07 - 2:16 pm | #
Make sure you get the special DVD edition with the "where are they now" fake documentary.
Truly hilarious. Dean Wormer's wife....
steve simels
thats the version at the DVD shop
I've watched it once before
I like the "Katie and Otter" portion
olexicon, at woik |
06.30.07 - 2:17 pm | #
BREAKING NEWS: Scottish airports closed due to unconfirmed reports of exploding haggis. Updates as they become available ...
Sinfonian, playing catch-up |
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06.30.07 - 2:17 pm | #
The people next to me didn't understand why I was laughing at some thing that didn't seem funny. It all had to do with the why that certain thing were done and of course the speed at which it was done.
At any time did they hack into W.O.P.R.?
Supreme Commander Thor |
06.30.07 - 2:17 pm | #
one "Groundskeeper willie" sought for questioning
olexicon, at woik |
06.30.07 - 2:18 pm | #
I'm actually interested in watching it with a real computer person like NTodd. Now that would be fun.
Dammit - no more Harry Potter spoilers!
JeffCO |
06.30.07 - 2:18 pm | #
Snow. What specifically is making you mad about the Coverage?
spocko |
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06.30.07 - 2:18 pm | #
Saw Live Free or Die Hard last night.
I was laughing out loud at a few of the computer things.
Y'all ever watch 24? Every time Chloe changes the packet in her socket, or whatever, I know I'm gonna miss what happens next in the show because my husband goes on a 10-minute diatribe about the stupid.
tikistitch |
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06.30.07 - 2:18 pm | #
In Scotland, beware the jihaggis.
bo |
06.30.07 - 2:18 pm | #
President Bluto?
olexicon, at woik |
06.30.07 - 2:18 pm | #
Q right wing neo Conservatives appearing on our TV’s here in the UK to lecture us about how we Brits have not taken the terrorist threat seriously, and how we have not assimilated Muslims into our culture in 5...4.…3.…2.…..1...
The Neo Cons jus love a terror alert.
sally |
06.30.07 - 2:19 pm | #
Maybe he was waving to Stevie Wonder again.
heh...heh...heh...
I had forgotten about that.
Little Boots is a frapping maroon, that's for sure.
billy b ramble tamble |
06.30.07 - 2:19 pm | #
I am so mad about this coverage, I cannot stop.
Makes you pray that some white woman goes missing in Curacao, doesn't it?
Apprentice to Darth Holden |
06.30.07 - 2:19 pm | #
Every time Chloe changes the packet in her socket
NO FLIRTING.
Sinfonian, playing catch-up |
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06.30.07 - 2:19 pm | #
I read the page all the time. Leave it to CNN to believe they're full of shit.
Supreme Commander Thor
well, i was being a little snarky. it was more like:
gs.org: looks like an accident
cnn: wha? but witnesses said it looked like no accident!
gw.org: here's why: [lists points]
cnn: ok, we'll have to leave it at that. now for more on what looks like a terrorist attack we go to ...
dirk gently, sociopathetic |
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06.30.07 - 2:19 pm | #
"There's Nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased scotsman"
olexicon, at woik |
06.30.07 - 2:19 pm | #
Make sure you get the special DVD edition with the "where are they now" fake documentary.
It's a hoot.
NTodd, down with OCD |
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06.30.07 - 2:19 pm | #
That what may be a traffic accident is getting covered as world shaking terrorism.
That it is being covered at all.
Snow, Contrary |
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06.30.07 - 2:19 pm | #
NTodd doesn't "do" movies.
What about Spider-babe 3?
JeffCO |
06.30.07 - 2:19 pm | #
EXPLODING BAGPIPES!
As long as they don't reveal what's under the kilts, we're safe.
tikistitch |
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06.30.07 - 2:20 pm | #
Make sure you get the special DVD edition with the "where are they now" fake documentary.
That's the version I have. I love it!
Sinfonian, playing catch-up |
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06.30.07 - 2:20 pm | #
Lotteries are a tax on innumeracy.
They're a fucking tax on my patience as well. Every time I'm in line behind one of these dreamers, I just want to shake them till their blue in the face screaming at them DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE PAYING A WILLFUL TAX? WHERE'S YOUR STUPID COMMON SENSE, IN THE FUCKING DUMPSTER?
smalfish, tinfoil hatted |
06.30.07 - 2:20 pm | #
scotsman playing golf in the snow:
"we play w' red balls"
dirk gently, sociopathetic |
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06.30.07 - 2:21 pm | #
I ate haggis while on my hajj.
jac |
06.30.07 - 2:22 pm | #
They're a fucking tax on my patience as well. Every time I'm in line behind one of these dreamers, I just want to shake them till their blue in the face screaming at them DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE PAYING A WILLFUL TAX? WHERE'S YOUR STUPID COMMON SENSE, IN THE FUCKING DUMPSTER?
smalfish, tinfoil hatted
They'd be better off BANKING what they spend on lottery tickets.
Terry C - End Bush's War Now! |
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06.30.07 - 2:22 pm | #
Dean Wormer's wife...
I've mentioned this many times before, but when that movie came out, I was probably the only guy my age in the audience that had a deep abiding lust in her heart for her.
We have so much in common!
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore |
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06.30.07 - 2:25 pm | #
President Bluto?
olexicon, at woik | 06.30.07 - 2:18 pm | #
Yup.
That's how they get around Belushi being dead. Other than that, all the main characters are there, except for Tom Hulce who was going through one of his insecure patches and didn't want to act at all anymore.
steve simels |
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06.30.07 - 2:25 pm | #
Boon: It's not gonna be an orgy! It's a toga party
Reminds me of the time when I was about 16 years old my friends dropped a pool table on my foot and then nearly forgot me at the "Teen Club." My toe was thropping and I could barely walk. And then when they were dropping me off at home they said "there's going to be an orgy tomorrow night--wanna come??" (What a bunch of dorks.)
I am so watching that tonite
olexicon, at woik |
06.30.07 - 2:26 pm | #
ACtually, now I can't remember if Donald Sutherland is in it.
But other than that, everybody else except Belushi and Hulce. They even track down D-Day....
steve simels |
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06.30.07 - 2:27 pm | #
When I watch stuff like 24 I always marvel at the people who write what the programs do and how they work. Therr is a lot of wishful thinking going on.
They WISH they had that kind of program with that interface. (I always wonder about the people who write the manuals and when Chloe has time to read them.)
They WISH that they could do what they just did with two keystrokes.
Shows like 24 give people a false sense of security, "Well couldn't they do BLANK if such and such happened?"
Remember Chandra Levey? If the government really wanted to clear that up they could have run some keyhole images from the date and time of the disappearance. But that would be showing they had the power to "spy" on Americans and they don't want to tell people that they are watching us.
And the congressman who was on the committee surely must have known that if he wanted to be cleared of the charges he would just show people the images. "Here is Chandra leaving the house. Here is where she went. I was at blank during this entire time."
It could have cleared him, but at the expense of showing American' that they were being watched and reveal how much data we collect.
spocko |
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06.30.07 - 2:28 pm | #
Posted this before, but it's so good that...
From early 1967, brilliantly shot footage of actual dirty fucking hippies getting very high and grooving on music!
We think the blond chick with the banana is Althouse.....she's the right age.
steve simels |
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06.30.07 - 2:33 pm | #
It could have cleared him, but at the expense of showing American' that they were being watched and reveal how much data we collect.
spocko | Homepage | 06.30.07 - 2:28 pm | #
You know what really boggles my mind?
That the Dems aren't emphasizing the REAL reason we need to investigate the warrantless wiretaps --
BECAUSE THE BUSHIES WERE OVIOUSLY SPYING ON THEIR DOMESTIC POLITICAL ENEMIES, NOT TERRORISTS!!!!!
Jeebus, people, a blind man could see it with a cane.
steve simels |
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06.30.07 - 2:36 pm | #
I think one of the key facts about the Internet is that there is no annoymity on the Internet. Postmodernist sites are taking names and after that one is blindsided in academia if one is in academia, for example. The essence of postmodermism is that all there is Power and what We Desire. After one has been identified via a postmodernist site the reality of Power and the absolute importance of what We Desire is going to be proven via behind the scenes academic politics. The postmodernist sites attempt to reassure recruits that despite advocating Endless War exoterically there are these nice esoteric cozy little homes for the those who advocate Endless War. For postmodermist/neo-cons Democracy is irrelevant. Truth is irrelevant, the Good is irrelevant, Love is irrelevant, Beauty is irrelevant. Such words are mere verbiage for the postmodernist. All the postmodernist sees is Power and what We Desire. That the postmodermists and the neo-cons have left trails of disaster is irrelevant to the postmodernist/neo-con because after all the only thing that is important to the postmodermist/neo-con is what We Desire. The effects of Power are in the final analysis completely irrelevant to the postmodernist/neo-con. The only thing that counts is exerting Power. We Desire a Rush and exerting Power gives postmodernist/neo-cons a rush.
Al |
06.30.07 - 5:18 pm | #
Remember David Gregory in this shameful appearance?