HULK SMASH!!!

Peace


Gravatargeography confuzzles me!!!


GravatarLarry Moe?


Gravatarpiece?


Gravatarpiece?
whiskey-somethin'


Peaza & Beer (I know what you did ...)


GravatarI drive on a Parkway, and park in a driveway.

Fucking crazy world, ain't it?


GravatarI thought there'd be light posting on the weekend?


GravatarIf it's Saturday it must be Tuesday.
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GravatarThis is posting for lightweights.


GravatarI thought there'd be light posting on the weekend?
Richard |


"Laramie, Wyoming is in Albany County. Cheyenne, Wyoming is in Laramie County."

you consider that heavy?


GravatarToronto folks have a cute nickname from one of their freeways. The Don Valley Parking lot.


GravatarI thought there'd be light posting on the weekend?
Richard


This IS light posting.

Oh, and Sheets.


GravatarI drive on a Parkway, and park in a driveway.

my feet smell and my nose runs.


GravatarYou just broke my brain.


GravatarLaramie, Wyoming is in Albany County. Cheyenne, Wyoming is in Laramie County.

This is how come Darth Cheney is so good with undisclosed locations. It's geographical jujitsu.


Gravatarboingyboingyboingy...


Gravatardirk, what do I care? you come from a country where people have sex with their clothes on


Gravatarmimi, i don't even blog with my clothes on.


Gravatarboingyboingyboingy...
Jay C's brain


Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you. Just help me out and I'll get back to killing you with beer.


GravatarWho's on first in Cheyenne County?





Sorry, somebody had to do it.


GravatarNew York City is in a bunch of counties.


Gravatar

Laramie, Wyoming is in Albany County. Cheyenne, Wyoming is in Laramie County.
Plate Tectonics???


GravatarIs there an Eddie Bauer Wyoming?


GravatarOkay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you. Just help me out and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
Jay C. | 03.08.08 - 2:58 pm | #


d'oh!


Gravatarwhat if you commit a crime in the future by raping and torching a dog?

Run for president, and get endorsed by Lubyanka, Toby, a few christian rock groups, Jonah and Rush Limbaugh?


GravatarManhattan is New York County, which freaks me out.


GravatarHouses of the Holy is on Physical Graffiti, not Houses of the Holy. Woo.


GravatarNo, there's Florence Henderson, Wyoming.


GravatarTop this. There is a Philadephia, Dayton, Athens and Cleveland, TN.


Gravatargosh it's raining.

i should probably go check to make sure my super-expensive new boiler in the basement isn't getting flooded...


Gravatar I'll get back to killing you with beer.


Deal!!


GravatarWarren, RI is the smallest town in the smallest county in the smallest state.


GravatarBack in the Day, Florence had a certain Wessonality.


GravatarOK. Geography Quiz. Which US state has the longest name?


GravatarIntercourse, PA.


Gravatarwyoming? why not amping?

watt?

why, er ...


GravatarState of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations!


GravatarI'm in Albany County.


GravatarOK. Geography Quiz. Which US state has the longest name?

the one with the largest font?


GravatarBack in the Day, Florence had a certain Wessonality.

Back further in the day, Gene Hackman was up for the role of Mr. Brady.


GravatarBeer to Jay C!


Gravatardirk, I see that whatever NTodd has is contagious.


GravatarIntercourse, PA.
plantsman,


fuck MA


GravatarGlenn Greenwald has a you tube up of Josh Bolton being interviewed by the BBC. The reporter's reactions to Bolton's responses are priceless. He is obviously horrified by the monster that is Bolton.


GravatarThe Commonwealth of Massachusetts.


GravatarBeer to Jay C!

WalterNeff and I used to live in the same town in RI. It actually has more handsome per capita than anywhere in the States.


GravatarIntercourse the Penguin, PA.


Gravatar I see that whatever NTodd has is contagious.

he wears socks and sweaters.

which is understandable. cold up there.


GravatarBarack Ken Starr Obama, in Casper WY:

"I am not now, nor have I ever been, a smooth-talking, ass-kissing pussy. Moreover, I have a great gift: I can scam these pathetic guilty white liberals better than anyone..."


GravatarI lived in Newport (on the REAL Rhode Island) for two and a half years myself.


Gravatardirk, I see that whatever NTodd has is contagious.
mimi | 03.08.08 - 3:02 pm | #

If you mean lack of patience with your bullshit, it's universal.


Gravatargeography question:

is mississippi wears a new jersey, what does delaware?


GravatarDirk, NTodd doesn't have sex, so that's not an issue.


GravatarI lived in Newport (on the REAL Rhode Island) for two and a half years myself.

six years for me. Navy brattitude.


GravatarLubyanka

Too cold and snowy in Ohio to go out and look for your missing testicles, Brian?


GravatarLubyanka: "I am a pathetic racist freak with a mind from 175 years ago."


Gravatar"I am not now, nor have I ever been, a smooth-talking, ass-kissing pussy. Moreover, I have a great gift: I can scam these pathetic guilty white liberals better than anyone..."

John "Lobbyist-blower" mcStain


GravatarDirk, NTodd doesn't have sex, so that's not an issue.
mimi | 03.08.08 - 3:04 pm | #


of course he does. male, iirc.

it's like asking if someone has a temperature. even a corpse has a temperature.


GravatarI don't get it. My compy tells me it has Low Disk Space. I tell it to go fuck itself. Then the same message pops up.


Gravataris mississippi wears a new jersey, what does delaware?

A massatwoshirts?


Gravatar"Dirk, NTodd doesn't have sex, so that's not an issue."
--mimi

How the hell do you know? Just because he doesn't want to have sex with you doesn't mean he doesn't have sex.


GravatarA massatwoshirts?
sidhra صي ذ& | 03.08.08 - 3:06 pm | #


a: idaho, but alaska.


GravatarDirk, NTodd doesn't have sex, so that's not an issue.
mimi | 03.08.08 - 3:04 pm | #

shouldn't be one with you, either. nobody who talks as much about it as you do is getting any.


Gravataroh sure, if you consider bestiality to be sex...


GravatarI don't get it. My compy tells me it has Low Disk Space. I tell it to go fuck itself. Then the same message pops up.
Jay C. | 03.08.08 - 3:06 pm | #


it wants you to buy it a present.


GravatarJay C.: Delete stuff. Uninstall Stuff. Get a remote drive and move stuff.


GravatarJimmy Stewart was in "the Man From Laramie".


GravatarJay C.: Delete stuff. Uninstall Stuff. Get a remote drive and move stuff.
plantsman,


Yeah, that's the plan. I was just wondering why colorful swearing wasn't enough to do the job.


Gravatarpoor NTodd - using corpse analogies to describe his sex life


Gravataroh sure, if you consider bestiality to be sex...
mimi | 03.08.08 - 3:07 pm | #

you'd better, since that's your game


GravatarNY is composed of five counties

NY
Kings
Richmond
Queens
Bronx


Gravatarpoor NTodd - using corpse analogies to describe his sex life
mimi | 03.08.08 - 3:08 pm | #


that was me. ntodd isn't here.


GravatarBecause there is no longer enough free space to move things around while processing them. Soon:
Lock-Up PC.


GravatarPlantsman, I was being faceeshis.


Gravataroh sure, if you consider bestiality to be sex...
mimi | 03.08.08 - 3:07 pm | #


so ... you're saying that sex with you would be bestiality?

don't tell toby. you'll get him all excited.


GravatarNYC is composed of five counties

Simels regrets


Gravatar2 can play.


Gravatarpoor NTodd - using corpse analogies to describe his sex life.

We figured it would be the one you were most familiar with.



GravatarHow the hell do you know? Just because he doesn't want to have sex with you doesn't mean he doesn't have sex.
mer


It's probably an indication that he'd like to survive long enough to have sex with someone besides Rosie.


Gravatardirk, ?


Gravatarpoor NTodd - using corpse analogies to describe his sex life
mimi | 03.08.08 - 3:08 pm | #

that was me. ntodd isn't here.
dirk gently, sociopathetic | Homepage | 03.08.08 - 3:09 pm | #

And yet, mimi doesn't have an obsession with NTodd.

Right


Gravatargoodnight

we're going dancing.

have fun


GravatarAnd yet, mimi doesn't have an obsession with NTodd.

aw, go easy on her. rejection hurts.


GravatarYAWN.


Gravatargoodnight

we're going dancing.


That's right. That wild Moscow nightlife.


GravatarHe is obviously horrified by the monster that is Bolton.
qlª

It's amazing what we've gotten used to here.


GravatarThat's right. That wild Moscow nightlife.

Oh, it was always fun at The Mezh...


GravatarMaybe someone will abduct Pebbles into the sex-slave trade. Nah................


GravatarNeither Green Bay nor Spring Green, WI is in Green County, though Green Bay is in Brown County. Geography is so useless.


Gravatarokay. i really gotta go clean house.

type loud and i'll answer if i can...


GravatarNeither Green Bay nor Spring Green, WI is in Green County, though Green Bay is in Brown County. Geography is so useless.

I live in Franklin County, but my Post Office is in Lamoille County, so I get jury duty stuff in the mail that I have to reject because you have to be in the right county. Sucks because I want to serve on a jury because most cases involve goat fucking.


GravatarIt's amazing what we've gotten used to here.

Speaking of which, on the CNN.com homepage right now.

Should the U.S. continue to use waterboarding on suspected terrorists?


Gravatarwow, that's a really DARK subconcious you have there plantsman. Scary & evil.


Gravatar(O)(O)


GravatarI want to serve on a jury because most cases involve goat fucking.
NTodd, McGuffin Hitler


The most patriotic thing you could do would be to offer your services as an expert witness.


GravatarLaw & Order: Special Goat Fucking Victims Unit.


GravatarI want to serve on a jury because most cases involve goat fucking.
NTodd, McGuffin Hitler

The most patriotic thing you could do would be to offer your services as an expert witness.
V for Virginia


Indeed.

[wipes goat's milk from chin]

(wait for it...)


GravatarThis belonged downstairs but I WAS WORKING ON THINGS so I missed it...

Banker guy says "We are arraigning a meeting with several parties to discuss novel ways of restructuring the whole framework viz-a-viz the debt situ..."

Regulator says "Yeah, yeah, I want my money."



It sounds funnier in my head....really. I've been to Brooklyn, I know what it sounds like...I'll come in again.


Gravatari've never been called for jury duty.


GravatarI remember "Moscow Nights" as an instrumental piece, lots of brass, about 40 yrs ago. Haven't found it on YouTube


Gravatarwow, that's a really DARK subconcious you have there plantsman. Scary & evil.
mimi | 03.08.08 - 3:19 pm | #

why would somebody lie about going dancing? how pathetic.


Gravatar(wait for it...)
NTodd, McGuffin Hitler


too easy.

i don't go for low hanging fruit.


(waits for it...)


GravatarBonsoir!

snowstorm happening here in Montréal. I'm sick of snow, dammit!

hey, you know that little girl sleeping in the Hillary "phone in the middle of the night" tv ad? She's 18 now and supports...OBAMA!

fantastic! (via Josh Marshall):

http:// tpmelectioncentral.talkin...d_asleep_in.php


GravatarIt's the Goat Mounting state. Where did I get Green Mountain from?


GravatarPortage, WI is in Columbia county, Polonia, WI is in Portage county.


GravatarLaw & Order: Special Goat Fucking Victims Unit.

More like CSI: Vermont.

"Oh my god, a goat has been fucked!

[removes sunglasses]

"Chupacabra. Let's find this guy."

[puts on sunglasses]


Gravatari've never been called for jury duty.

I was, last year. When they looked at my background, being a writer for two media outlets, I got bounced out of there like I had the plague.


Gravatari also don't show up on film.


GravatarBOOBIES


GravatarIt's the Goat Mounting state. Where did I get Green Mountain from?

Ver-mont is oft mistranslated...


Gravatar plum!


Gravatar(O)(O)
wÒÓ†


beautiful.


GravatarNTodd: do you have a snowstorm too on your side of the border? It's getting nasty already here


GravatarToday's Kos Quote: "I will NEVER watch (fill in network here) again!"


GravatarUm, i just got here, and the topics seem to be goat fucking and jury duty. Which may go together, but i don't want my brain to understand how.

any new political schtuff?

-


Gravatari've never been called for jury duty.
dirk gently, sociopathetic


I was called every year for three years but didn't get seated the first two. By the time I went for the third time I'd figured out that if I answered every question much more fully than expected, I'd get booted. I went on and on, trying to establish my total-whackjobo-liberal creds; didn't work.

Got seated and the perp got off, so there ya go!


Gravatarhey, bonjour Dick! Kitten?

http://www.dailykitten.com/


GravatarToday's Kos Quote: "I will NEVER watch (fill in network here) again!"

Country Music Network, although they tempt me mightily with that "My Big Redneck Wedding" show.


GravatarWhich may go together, but i don't want my brain to understand how.

why do you think those twelve men were so angry?


GravatarOh, weather - here in You'd-Never-Come-Here, Kentucky, we have about 4-5" of March snow.

Very nice, especially since i'm off work today.

-


GravatarI'll come in again.
catalexis


I thought "arraigning a meeting" was pretty funny...


GravatarVer-mont is oft mistranslated...
NTodd

vert = green

mont = small moutain

Vermont should belong to Québec, dammit.


GravatarIs this the place where black widows come to prey?


GravatarI haven't had enough coffee yet to spell correctly, I am NOT Merkin.


GravatarDoesn't Columbia, MD sit on 3 or 4 different counties ?


Gravatarhey, bonjour Dick! Kitten?

merci! chiot?
http://thumbsnap.com/v/ESAE6dCw.jpg


GravatarI told these morons I didn't want the chocolate croissant heated up. What is their deal?


GravatarToday's Kos Quote: "I will NEVER watch (fill in network here) again!"
WalterNeff, Thai master


The Food Network. because it so long to make it ...


Gravatarmerci! chiot?
dirk gently

a-d-o-r-a-b-l-e !


GravatarPS. I haven't seen FOXNews (except a stray Crooks and Liars clip once in a blue moon) since Nov 2002.


GravatarToday is International Women's Day.

We celebrate our collective power.


GravatarThe Food Network. because it so long to make it ...

Heh. Personal grudge with cooking shows: all the ingrediants are together, and parceled out into little bowls; and they do no cleaning up.

Hell, if you leave out prep and clean-up, ALL cooking is easy and pleasant.
Pfui.
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GravatarToday is International Women's Day.

whoo-HOOO!!!

is cheney giving a special address?


Gravatarsheets

owls

drapes

imissjohnedwards


Gravatarvert = green

mont = small moutain

Vermont should belong to Québec, dammit.
plum p,better democrats please | Homepage | 03.08.08 - 3:28 pm | #


They changed their name from Greenberg to sound less jewish.


Gravatarmoist towelettes


GravatarChiot? C'est un chien, n'est-ce pas?

-


GravatarChiot? C'est un chien, n'est-ce pas?

-
Cynicus

oui, a puppy


Gravatar,i>I told these morons I didn't want the chocolate croissant heated up. What is their deal?
WalterNeff, Thai master

Now there's a question I was never asked in France! You'd think they'd figure out how to serve a chocolate croissant eventually.


GravatarVICKI, How are nim, jen & alex doing?


GravatarWe celebrate our collective power.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore

I'm with ya sista


GravatarBut who did Cheney vote for, that's what I need to know.


GravatarAlbuquerque is in Bernalillo County
Bernalillo is in Sandoval County.


GravatarDemocratic Party and Wyoming are words within sentences, here, and nationally. It's been a long time.


Gravatarthere were about 600 people at the caucus in Laramie this morning. Overwhelmingly Obama supporters. The dem party is fired up and i think finally likely to unseat our horrendous congresswoman, the stupid, dreadful Barbara Cubin. The guy who came within about 100 votes of taking her out last time is running again, and she didn't even win her own community last time.

The thugs are on the run even in Wyo. Dem gov, soon to be dem congressman, and even staunch republicans are going blue.


GravatarThat's nuthin. The Lil'wat nation band is in Pemberton and the Cayoosh band is in Lillooet.

Because the settlers who named the towns didn't care enough to remember which band was where.


GravatarVictoria, British Columbia is on Vancouver Island.

Vancouver, British Columbia is not (it is part of the mainland).

Reno Nevada is west of Los Angeles.

Chicago is west of the entire continent of South America.


Gravatar"Laramie, Wyoming is in Albany County ..."
Wyoming County is in New York, west of Albany.


GravatarLincolnville, Maine, is in Waldo County, and Waldoboro, Maine, is in Lincoln County.

What is your point?


GravatarWarren, Ohio is in Trumbull County and Lebenon, Ohio is in Warren County, and so is Franklin, Ohio, but Franklin County is where Columbus is.

We also have Kent, Kenton and Canton, all of which are pronounced the same, none of which are near the center of support for Hillary Clinton -- Fly, Ohio -- which is also far away from The Center Of The World, Ohio, which is near (youguessed it) Warren, Ohio.


GravatarThis should have been prefaced with the information that Wyoming only has a total of 23 counties in the whole state.


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