HULK SMASH
Aha.
What the godalmightyhell is that?
I shall go below and call sheets.
The Seventies are back?
I knew it.
Platform Heels are back?
P-Funk!
Excellent.
BTW, I did see the YouTUbe you posted for me a week or two ago.
Thers, this reminds me of bad sex.
I don't know if I'm too old for this, or too young for it.
Middle aged.
/Sigh/
Those guys need a haircut.
black people music? on Eschaton??? Who knew!
merci Thers!
Jim.
Too over. 
I love all that stuff.
I heard "Groove LIne" on the radio today.
Love it.
Now I know why Thers is my favorite Irishman. Not only does he make his pregnant wife walk to the liquor store in a blizzard, but he also knows his funk! Goodnight, Drs. Funkenstein.
Not ABBA?
Evening, all.
Been away all day.
Have I missed anything irksome --
forgetting whatever that video is, of course.
This music makes me ...
"Middle aged."
Right aged. Get with the marketing campaign.
Besides, what the hell is middle aged now?
My measuring stick ceased working about twenty years back.
4Legs, after today's disastrous offerings on Scifi, I cannot tell you how ready I am for Chickasaurus Rex.
i'm watching this program on PBS about show cats.
one owner called her cat Wolf Blitzer
how fucking cruel! call PETA!
This music makes me ...
Horney!
Platform Heels are back?
EkCenTriK | 08.19.07 - 12:12 am
Diapers are back!!
Have I missed anything irksome --
I don't know.
The wasps are gone, that is definitely NOT irksome.
The new middle-aged is 60.
/says someone who is4 7 on the 31st
from below:
re: Diaper Genie....
so.........you don't have to clean or rinse the diaper? You just hand the "geniue" thingy over to your diaper service "as is" (or, "as are") ???
no, sarah deere - it's for disposables. an extra layer of plastic.
Thers, this reminds me of bad sex.
Thers IS bad sex.
4Legs, after today's disastrous offerings on Scifi, I cannot tell you how ready I am for Chickasaurus Rex.
I am making progress.
how fucking cruel! call PETA!
I get a kick out of looking at my high school yearbook every now and then. There were some 'fros in there that were so enormous, they didn't fit into the frame.
Play that funky music, white boy.
forgetting whatever that video is, of course.
steve simels
i see black people, true!
Allen posted a picture of himself on his blog.
Can't say I'm greatly surprised.
Have I missed anything irksome --
someone on the last thread was namestealing atrios and - can you believe this? - mocking his taste in music video posts.
Thers IS bad sex
Bacon IS better than Mazola. Dood. Abide.
Sarah D, a Diaper Genie is a method of disposal for minimizing foul odors of disposable diapers. It eliminates the need to run to the trash bin each time one is faced with a diaper containing most unpleasant contents.
The Revolution:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u...h?
v=uTCQSk2l8bc
dead threaded:
Why am I reading about diapers? I have no plans for their use.
smalfish,beatnik | 08.19.07 - 12:11 am | #
depends.
on how long you live.
Abba - Dancing Queen
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7GFpMb0sOaw
At least my headache has finally gone away.
Can't say I'm greatly surprised.
Well, I am. That definitely seems to be larger than my pinkie finger.
while in LA the drunkest I ever got was at a great P-Funk show. fuck, I can still remember the hangover, vaguely.
ABBA!
I get a kick out of looking at my high school yearbook every now and
then. There were some 'fros in there that were so enormous, they didn't
fit into the frame.
What appalls me is that I still wear my hair the same way I did then.
those show cats people are insane! And pure bread cats are scary, true! The best cats are mixed bastards, if you ask moi.
"Can't say I'm greatly surprised.
Chris Tucker"
You are responsible for me waking up the family. Laughing hard enough I think I popped a vein in the eyeball.
Allen posted a picture of himself on his blog.
How.....um...revealing.
The ABBA vid makes me cry, kinda.
I'm a bit weepy tonight.
Oh well.
And pure bread cats are scary, true! The best cats are mixed bastards, if you ask moi.
Except for maine coons.
Hello! I'm back after staying away for a while with my grumpy thoughts of doom.
That video may be a bit much, and so I offer antidote.
"You are responsible for me waking up the family. Laughing hard enough I think I popped a vein in the eyeball."
My work here is done.
if you expect to live to 80, middle age is 40.
I'm a bit weepy tonight.
Why?
At least my headache has finally gone away.
fourlegsrgood,
new car smell can do that to you
"And pure bread cats are scary,"
Well the Rye ones are.
4Legs, I'm grateful to hear your headache has abated.
Now, how 'bout those gurrlz?
if you expect to live to 80, middle age is 40.
Sarah Deere | 08.19.07 - 12:21 am | #
then i passed middle age 20 years ago.
if you expect to live to 80, middle age is 40.
I expect to live to 40.
I'm a bit weepy tonight.
Why?
fourlegsrgood, got pitchfork?
don't worry.
she just has a bug up her ass.
i was crying today too. I heard james brown on the radio in the car and wanted to cry. I love that guy.
40 is middle aged?
Fuck.
Except for maine coons.
fourlegsrgood
okay, those and the Scottish Folds (those ears crack me up) are the exeptions.
I have a hard time judging age now.
Folks just do not look or act as old at any given age like they did when I was growing up.
The wife who will be 61 looks 50, a co-worker who is 55ish looks late 40, I get pegged between 38 and 45 even though I am 50 and so on.
I admit it, I am fascinated by "Ice Road" and all it's smarmy, mock-heroic voiceovers.
the 1st show is repeating now, but this is my real guilty pleasure, summer TV wise, waiting for that 1am feeding.
Thank you...refreshingly funkaliscious...I'm perked up
NTodd, if you're interested in the MILF Mlle, you'd better plan on living a hell of a lot longer.
I expect to live to 40.
NTodd, FLÜGGÅƏNK∂€& |
i originally expected to live to be six.
then it kept getting extended. i'm way beyond life expectancy.
prolly why i'm not so good at planning for the future.
Okay, STeve's movie reviews.
Saw "The Invasion" today -- i.e, the third remake of "Body Snatchers."
Better than I expected, interesting ironic ending, creepy in spots, Nicole Kidman takes off her clothes (yay!), Daniel Craig is wasted.
Sleeper of the year: "The Last Legion." Essentially, the best episode never filmed of "Xena:Warrior Princess," Colin Firth and Ben Kingsley are surprisingly good action heros, a really pleasant surprise.
"Superbad": dick jokes bore me, but this is a surprisingly funny coming of age flick -- think Gen Z American Graffiti.
I expect to live to 40.
So did I once.
My dick shrivelled up 10 days after I turned 40.
4LG: now they're showing a Maine Coon "collector". Spoiled rotten cats!
new car smell can do that to you
Oh, no, it's because I was out of my sinus medication and didn't have a chance to go get it before I had to pick up the car.
By the time we'd gone to dinner and I got home I had a full fledged sinus headache.
Safety Eskimos! 32-24
and since we were referencing middle age to Simels, how many years would that be exactly?
My dick shrivelled up 10 days after I turned 40.
bill | 08.19.07 - 12:25 am | #
mine too.
now it barely reaches my knees.
plummy, none more spoiled than 4Legs' cats
NTodd, if you're interested in the MILF Mlle, you'd better plan on living a hell of a lot longer.
Well, I keep trying to off your SIL, but the bastard is too resilient.
Safety Eskimos!
good name for a band.
if you expect to live to 80, middle age is 40.
Sarah Deere
Except the first 20 years don't count, our modern society pretty much has us "learning the ropes" for those years. So if 80 is the end, I'd say middle age is more like 50.
Sleeper of the year: "The Last Legion." Essentially, the best episode never filmed of "Xena:Warrior Princess," Colin Firth and Ben Kingsley are surprisingly good action heros, a really pleasant surprise.
Oh, nice!
I'll watch Colin Firth in just about anything.
Why?
Human nature. Some humans work too much.
But more than that, for whatever reason, I get choked up over this chili cook-off in my dad's memory. I can't quite get over it...people thought enough of him to have an event in his name. I'm so touched.
Go, Riders, Go!!!
4LG: now they're showing a Maine Coon "collector". Spoiled rotten cats!
My gurlz aren't spoiled, they're just well loved.
"Superbad": dick jokes bore me, but this is a surprisingly funny coming of age flick -- think Gen Z American Graffiti. simels
I'm with you, though I threw in Can't Hardly Wait (which no one should have seen), Dazed and Confused, and Fast Times. Plus I declared the end credits an homage to Body Double.
NTodd, well, he did survive 13 years at Centinela State.
Saw "The Invasion" today -- i.e, the third remake of "Body Snatchers."
Better than I expected, interesting ironic ending, creepy in spots, Nicole Kidman takes off her clothes (yay!), Daniel Craig is wasted.
Some trivia from the imdb...
While filming in Baltimore, Daniel Craig got the call from 'Barbara Broccoli (I)' informing him he won the role of James Bond. He had to take a short period off shooting to fly back to London for the Casino Royale (2006) press release.
Originally wrapped in early 2006, the film underwent massive reshooting in 2007. The reason for this was the studio which didn't liked the cut director Oliver Hirschbiegel delivered. To change that, Andy Wachowski and Larry Wachowski were brought in for rewrites and James McTeigue to direct the new scenes.
plummy, none more spoiled than 4Legs' cats
Sallyh for Hussein
you think 
I'm watching Hot Fuzz again.
I hope these guys make another movie soon.
They crack me up.
then i passed middle age 20 years ago.
dirk gently, sociopathetic© | Homepage | 08.19.07 - 12:22 am | #
Uh kids -- I'm the oldest person here.
Which really creeps me out.
Oh Christ. Just had a call from a close friend.
Seems I need to go spring someone from a DUI.
Arrrggghhhhh.
Maybe later.
and since we were referencing middle age to Simels, how many years would that be exactly?
You may have misunderstood - IIRC, steve was born *in* the Middle Ages.
Uh kids -- I'm the oldest person here.
really?
I'll watch Colin Firth in just about anything.
fourlegsrgood
ohhhh ouiiiiiii!
I hated Dazed and Confused.
"I'm watching Hot Fuzz again."
Just saw it this evening. Now I have to go get Sean of the Dead again.
I'll watch Colin Firth in just about anything.
fourlegsrgood
ohhhh ouiiiiiii!
plum p, who loves Al Gore | Homepage | 08.19.07 - 12:29 am
And plum, they are showing Pride and Prejudice again here in Hong Kong. 6pm Sat.
Just saw it this evening. Now I have to go get Sean of the Dead again.
I own Shaun of the Dead. I'm going to have to buy Hot Fuzz.
I hated Dazed and Confused.
I agree. But Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure was, well, excellent!
BTW -- on balance, "The Invasion" sucks.
For the simple reason there's no suspense if you've ever seen any of the other versions.
The whole point of an innovative horror flick is that it surprises you. A remake is second hand by definition.
But Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure was, well, excellent!
true, but their bogus journey was bogus.
I can't wait for my 50's, cuz then I'll finally have an excuse for wearing my shorts and black socks.
Steve Simels was at Moses' bris. No, really.
Thers IS bad sex
I know what you're trying to say. You mean I am superbad!
Sex with me is an experience you will not forget without the aid of powerful stimulants, yo!
Dazed and Confused was set in Austin, the year was supposed to be 1976, my senior year in high school.
Feh.
Didn't speak to me at all.
those ragdoll cats are pretty too... but still, those owners are demented. "i've stopped cooking for my husband 20 years ago, but i do homemade catfood everyday". AND no cats SOULD EVER BE IN DIAPERS!
Steve Simels was at Moses' bris. No, really.
His daddy was a trilobite.
I can't wait for my 50's, cuz then I'll finally have an excuse for wearing my shorts and black socks.
Watertiger will have to kill you.
I hated Dazed and Confused.
I agree. But Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure was, well, excellent!
[Choking back tears] Actually I like both, though not in the same way.
Sex with me is an experience you will not forget without the aid of powerful stimulants, yo!
Ok. I'm all for it.
The stims I mean.
I agree. But Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure was, well, excellent!
Agreed.
I see no reason for anyone to remake Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
Or Halloween. Stupid.
So, how many here had a chance to subject themselves to George Clinton: THE RIDE! at Seattle's EMP?
I had the funk . . in 3D!
I can't wait for my 50's, cuz then I'll finally have an excuse for wearing my shorts and black socks.
i expect to spend most of my 50s wearing pine.
And plum, they are showing Pride and Prejudice again here in Hong Kong. 6pm Sat.
Tom
again, how come you can watch canadian football in Hong-Kong?
Bill Maher on Larry King says ethanol is a scam to funnel more money to archer daniels midland.
how I envy Simels, coming of age in the time of the WPA, the Popular Front, and the massive Trotskyist/Stalinist NYC CoffeHouse Wars.
those were the days, my friends, we thought they'd never end. those were the days, oh yes those were the days.
"FISA Court to Gov't: Why Shouldn't We Disclose Surveillance Rulings?
By Spencer Ackerman - August 17, 2007, 2:16 PM
Don't get your hopes up yet. But the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court has told the government that it needs to submit an argument for why the court shouldn't disclose rulings from earlier this year on the warrantless surveillance program that prompted the Bush administration to gut the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act."
http://www.tpmmuckraker.com/arch...ives/
003948.php
FG Riders! 32-27 Edmonton.
Feh. Didn't speak to me at all.
That was my brother's year as well - half the people in that film reminded me of him and his friends. So it goes.
those ragdoll cats are pretty too... but still, those owners are demented. "i've stopped cooking for my husband 20 years ago, but i do homemade catfood everyday". AND no cats SOULD EVER BE IN DIAPERS!
I agree with that.
I cooked for lion kitty Maxx, but only because he was sick.
Bill Maher on Larry King says scrotums are a scam to funnel more nutsacs to archer daniels midland.
Uh kids -- I'm the oldest person here.
really?
dirk gently, sociopathetic© | Homepage | 08.19.07 - 12:29 am | #
Oh, I guarantee it.
I'm gonna be the first Atriot to die on the site...
again, how come you can watch canadian football in Hong-Kong?
plum p, who loves Al Gore | Homepage | 08.19.07 - 12:33 am
Only online.
That was my brother's year as well - half the people in that film reminded me of him and his friends. So it goes.
Did it?
Didn't remind me of anyone I knew or anything any of us did or anyplace we hung out or went.
Uh kids -- I'm the oldest person here.
really?
Simels was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
I know what you're trying to say. You mean I am superbad!
Sex with me is an experience you will not forget without the aid of powerful stimulants, yo!
Yes, when you make sweet weekly love, they say, "is that it?" You know what that means...
Phil Rizzuto used to lurk on this site.
I'm gonna be the first Atriot to die on the site...
steve simels | Homepage | 08.19.07 - 12:34 am | #
i'm not really an atriot. or that old (not even 50 yet).
still, don't be placing bets.
I'm pretty fuckin' old: 53
Steve Simels, I know you're Jewish, but when you go, roughly a thousand years from now, can we have an Irish wake? Such an occasion will require heavy drinking.
Oh, I guarantee it.
I'm gonna be the first Atriot to die on the site...
Hey, I'm almost as old as you are.
"I can't wait for my 50's, cuz then I'll finally have an excuse for wearing my shorts and black socks."
Please, please make it stop.
"I'm pretty fuckin' old: 53"
I'll be 57 in December.
Dazed and Confused was set in Austin, the year was supposed to be 1976, my senior year in high school.
Feh.
Didn't speak to me at all.
Well, in my case, I found that the kids in that movie were living a lifestyle amazingly similar to my older brothers, who were in high school at that time.
I own Shaun of the Dead. I'm going to have to buy Hot Fuzz.
I have been unable to resolve my moral quandary. The European release has a bunch of extra stuff and commentaries not included on the US release, except at Walmart where they've included all of it as a second bonus disc.
WalterNeff, I'm 51.
You're the perfect age pour moi.
I'm pretty fuckin' old: 53
Hey Walter Neff, you were right, I LURVES my new MacBook Pro.
I'll turn 49 at almost the exact moment Chimpy slimes his way out of office. It will be a good year.
Uh kids -- I'm the oldest person here.
Now, that's a challenge. Prove it, please,
I look 52
man what a bunch of geezers.
i can see i'm going to have to move to a new hipper, younger site.
Uh kids -- I'm the oldest person here.
Which really creeps me out.
steve simels
maybe you should lie down for a bit, it's alot to take on all at once ...
Chris, what day in December? I'm St. Nicholas Day.
4LG: now the lady is washing her Maines Coons (7 of them) with a 7 steps method that start with using that grease that car mechanics use to take of the oil off their hands. I kid you not!
Didn't remind me of anyone I knew or anything any of us did or anyplace we hung out or went.
One of my brother's friends was a zombie extra in Dawn of the Dead. I didn't run into many zombies around town, but I still like it.
WalterNeff, whatever age you are, you're a very handsome man.
Nothing about Rove's father's cock ring collection today?
Bill Maher says americans acted like a bunch of 10 year old girls to the Don Imus comments.
Coming of age movies all suck.
Bah!
A started getting the AARP mail when I turned 50. When I turn 70, I expect I'll be getting mailers from The O'Reilly Factor.
Now, that's a challenge. Prove it, please,
Abraham considered sacrificing him.
I'll be 57 in December.
Damn 57 on Nov. 30
4LG: now the lady is washing her Maines Coons (7 of them) with a 7 steps method that start with using that grease that car mechanics use to take of the oil off their hands. I kid you not!
Okay, she's insane.
Maine coons are really clean cats. They do not need to be washed.
And they don't really care for it.
Bill Maher says he's more upset with Michael Vick for his dogfighting than he was with OJ for killing his wife.
My complete and full handsomeness will be exposed 10/15/07
One of my brother's friends was a zombie extra in Dawn of the Dead.
How many zombies do you need to have before you have "extra zombies"?
Sallyh, December 29th.
Oh, I guarantee it.
I'm gonna be the first Atriot to die on the site...
steve simels
Are you going to have Internet access in your coffin?
Michael Vick has got to be twisted in about 57 different ways.
Sallyh, December 29th.
Chris Tucker
daddy's little tax deduction
I'm gonna be the first Atriot to die on the site...
If a person dies offline, is it real?
Why in Christ's name are we watching Star Trek: the Undiscovered Country?
Oh, wait...Monsieur's in charge of the remote.
Maybe I should consider total authority.
I was an extra in "drive, he said"
Esks vs Roughies game stopped due to downpour!
dazed and confused reminded me powerfully of my high school, as an allegory rather than as a distinct and complete representation. the soundtrack fit, and most of the characters were spot on.
seeing Hot Fuzz reminded me why I like dvds
One of my brother's friends was a zombie extra in Dawn of the Dead.
My best friend met Charlton Heston, who fought zombies in "The Omega Man".