I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
hee
haw
Gonorrhea!
First!
it's lonely at the top... but sometimes it's fun to flip.
damn you all to hell.
I'm very exhausted now at trying to get through that paywall that exists between the Serious People and the rest of us. I have bruises all over my forehead from the incessant head-banging.
Well, that killed any appetite for food I might have had.
Bring on the alcohol.
Maybe we should all just call them up and say, "Don't read Broder and don't read Joe Klein."
Impeach the bastards!
First!
[I killfiled everyone else]
damn you all to hell.
I'm on the sixth level. Come and see me sometime.
I see Henry Kissinger condemned Achmadinejad.. Who's next. Pol Pot?
And this is all you need to know about the Village.
Who is No. 1?
You are number Six.
Be seeing you.
[I killfiled everyone else]
Moe Szyslak
I'm dead?
Actually, large white balls that make noise would be AWESOME!
I'm dead?
Duane V |
I can't heeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaar you.
Today's tip: When you hare having overnight visitors and have no time for cleaning, just spray some ammonium into the air in the bathrooms. This will subconsciously make them think you have cleaned.
I'm on the sixth level. Come and see me sometime.
I'll wave up to you from the inner ring of the seventh.
4, 6, 12, 14, 16..
I see Henry Kissinger condemned Achmadinejad.. Who's next. Pol Pot?
yes, the Pol Pot calling the kettle black.
What the hell is "Bush Dog?"
We agree the WMDs will be found!
See, we agree.
Right?
Right?
-
Thank goodness...
Achmadinejad killed someone?
And proud we are of all of them.
I am No. Six.
.
No wonder Jenna and NotJenna are so fucked up
What the hell is "Bush Dog?"
res ipsa loquitur
you got me!
Reminds me of "How They Do It," on Python.
As in, how to play the flute: blow in this end, and wiggle your fingers around on the other end.
And that's who they do it!
I am not a number! I am a free man!
I am not a number! I am a free man!
r€nato, suck it jesus
[evil laughter!!!!!!!!!!!]
What the hell is "Bush Dog?"
What my roomate in college said to me after he got lucky the night before.
we agree to denounce....
I'm very exhausted now at trying to get through that paywall that exists between the Serious People and the rest of us. I have bruises all over my forehead from the incessant head-banging.
Echidne
Yes, I think watertiger's desk is going to have to be replaced soon. I know I've certainly been using it a lot.
No wonder Jenna and NotJenna are so fucked up
bill
Well, Pickles DID say that Chimpy considers Barney "the son he never had."
I love playing putt-putt.
I'm on the sixth level. Come and see me sometime.
Echidne
Floor six...
Rightwing extremists, killers,
lawyers who appear on TV.
It's getting close to tiger shrimp season.
30 Helens agree.
I love playing putt-putt.
NTodd, Full of Rho
You might have a different game in mind
We agree that getting poison ivy is really, really terrible.
We agree that dog-earing pages on library books is not a nice thing to do.
We agree that down comforters keep you nice and toasty warm in the winter.
there are no gay people in iran. plus men and women can't go on dates either. repuke paradise I tells ya'!
Is this for real? Whose draft is it? What have I missed?
.
You know, our troops would be in great danger if they only had money to come home.
So we must keep the money flowing so they will stay safe.
I agree with my mouth that it wants a large, blood engorged male penis thrust repeatedly into it.
I'm very exhausted now at trying to get through that paywall that exists between the Serious People and the rest of us. I have bruises all over my forehead from the incessant head-banging.
Echidne
Yes, I think watertiger's desk is going to have to be replaced soon. I know I've certainly been using it a lot.
TJ, outraged | 09.24.07 - 9:08 pm | #
As someone who's very definitely not either of your lawyers, my advice is to start drinking heavily.
Today's tip: When you hare having overnight visitors and have no time for cleaning, just spray some ammonium into the air in the bathrooms. This will subconsciously make them think you have cleaned.
Echidne
(writing it all down)
Goddamned fukkers! Agree with their lunatic race to the endtimes or they'll sick Katie Couric on your ass, and she'll hit you with "have you stopped beating your wife" questions whilst they shut off your mic.
Once they bomb Iran, this shit will be WAY over. See ya on the barracades!
I am probably 26th or 27th. And I don't care.
Am I the only one who is increasingly feeling the need to buy a pitchfork?
Or at least a torch?
a poster at firedoglake:
1,608 DAYZ AND THE KILLIN’ GOEZ ON AND ON AND..
Citizen Ed*ard Teller and the Firepup Patriots:
“Gonna be hard work but that’s what I predict will happen.”
That’s a safe bet, brother Ed, but not to worry, the fascist oligarchy does NOT want a Republican in the White House 2007-2010. No, they want the collapse of America’s economy, military and political institutions to hang right around Mrs. Clinton’s neck after they have completed drainin’ the last of the equity from the domestic economy and transferred all the remainin wealth of retirement savings and pensions through draconian taxes on workers and the retired boomers.
The only way to fuck up their plans is to derail Mrs. Clinton or create a progressive majority in the elected Democratic Party to circumscribe her actions and raise the expectations of the American body politic.
KEEP THE FAITH AND PASS THE AMMUNITION, LET’S PUT DEMOCRATS BACK IN THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY!!
I love playing putt-putt.
NTodd, Full of Rho
You might have a different game in mind
bill
Only on Saturdays when I'm bored. Uh, hold on a sec...
Today's tip: if you never clean your bathroom at all, you tend not to have overnight guests.
Today's tip: When you hare having overnight visitors and have no time
for cleaning, just spray some ammonium into the air in the bathrooms.
This will subconsciously make them think you have cleaned.
Wow. I just uttered the loudest cackle EVAH!
We agree that down comforters keep you nice and toasty warm in the winter.
Mmm...now fetch me some tea, m-fer, and come back to bed!
As someone who's very definitely not either of your lawyers, my advice is to start drinking heavily.
res ipsa loquitur
The cellar is stocked. In the event it all goes to hell, at least I can die drunk on red wine.
sigh.
the boy needs the 'puter. back in a bit.
Today's tip: if you never clean your bathroom at all, you tend not to have overnight guests.
Ah, so you downloaded by draft strategy memo!
Is this really for real? or did Atrios make it up to make me madder than I already am?
We agree that getting poison ivy is really, really terrible.
We agree that dog-earing pages on library books is not a nice thing to do.
How do we feel about dog-earing pages of library books by conservative authors with the oil of poison ivy on our fingertips?
As someone who's very definitely not either of your lawyers, my advice is to start drinking heavily.
Are you pre-med?
We agree that dog-earing pages on library books is not a nice thing to do.
We agree that down comforters keep you nice and toasty warm in the winter.
watertiger
Hey! Did I ASK you over to watch my wickedness???? 60F tonight, hadda drag out the comforter tonight. Tomorrow, gotta go to the car registration place at the crack o' dawn. Now? Time to spa. Spa at sundown, with a glass of champagne....
I apologise to everyone concerned. Please understand that this lifestyle is a choice, not an obligation and that, if I could, I would invite everyone over to share it. Most especially, the part involving not having to face the Borg and having enough money not to be out on the street.
'Enkew.
G'night.
.
Uh oh, nobody tell LFoD...
Tainted tofu.
If it's as bad as we fear then anything else is likely to be better. If it's worse than we fear, nothing can save us. If it's not as bad as we fear then we're over-reacting (or did the OED un-hyphenate ((and that one) that phrase...I'll have to check.)
Uh oh, nobody tell LFoD...
Tainted tofu.
You know, he hasn't been around for a while...
We agree that the Government of Iraq must now be responsible for Iraq's future course. The Government must continue to make progress on the legislative benchmarks outlined in Section 1314 of the recent Supplemental Appropriations Act (PL110-2
.
"Government of Iran?" "Continue to make progress"? Are we just agreeing to see what we want to see?
We agree that it is critical for members of the U.S. Armed Forces, including members of the reserve components, to have adequate rest and recuperation periods between deployments.
For maybe, you know, a weekend. In Germany. But not a year back home, because, you know, that's just CRAZY! Besides, how you gonna get 'em back to Iraq once they've gone home to the farm?
How do we feel about dog-earing pages of library books by conservative authors with the oil of poison ivy on our fingertips?
I recommend wearing gloves.
Congress should stop disagreeing and give me what I want. If I don't want it, then they should give me a little more, and if it's not enough, they should give me a little more until we're all in agreement. That's "bipartisanship". Partisanship is to disagree with what I do.
"Note the language. "We agree." That's all that matters. Agreement! Congress should stop disagreeing! And then they'll agree!"
I'd prefer "We demand"
If you put your cats' litter box in the bathroom, you can blame the horrible smell on them.
Fucking cats.
I can feed an entire bipartisan Congress with 17 cents worth of tainted tofu for as long as the Iraq war lasts.
Are you pre-med?
NTodd, Full of Rho
"same thing"
"The whole point is to enjoy the game...."
Oh, I'll be wearing gloves for sure ...
Fucking cats.
So that's why I have so many!
I never thought I would say this, but I finally found something about which I can agree with Grover Norquist.
Bipartisanship is like date rape.
I agree. Oh, I most definitely agree.
"same thing"
If I might piss off agave with my rich kid arrogant pedantry: "What's the difference?"
"We agree that ignoring the wishes of the majority of American voters who sent us to Washington to immediately redeploy US troops out of Iraq and stop wasting lives and billions in Iraq is what we should continue to do forever."
.
Are you pre-med?
NTodd, Full of Rho
Every time people start saying, "Hillary can't win," "MoveOn shouldn't have run the ad," "John kerry shouldn't have wind-surfed," I feel like posting that scene from "Animal House..."
"Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. ..."
I agree. Oh, I most definitely agree.
Ben Dover
How does your friend Phil McCracken feel about it?
Bipartisanship is like date rape.
Do you get a free movie and popcorn out of the deal?
I hate to interrupt with a completely OT blogwhore, but I have a new post up with an amazing surprise guest!!!
Where did that "You're a spoiled rich kid" shite come from, NTodd?
Every time people start saying, "Hillary can't win," "MoveOn shouldn't have run the ad," "John kerry shouldn't have wind-surfed," I feel like posting that scene from "Animal House..."
Oh, will you please fuck me now? That's wonderful.
Do you get a free movie and popcorn out of the deal?
No but if you're lucky you might get a reach-around.
"Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. ..."
res ipsa loquitur
"Was it over when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor!?"
Well, I think this blogwhore is appropriate.
Oh, will you please fuck me now? That's wonderful.
Well, I am drunk (on two glasses of wine) ...
Well, I think this blogwhore is appropriate.
My surprise guest is better.
I blame Molly Ivors for this.
-------
Its nine oclock on a monday
The regular crowd shuffles bytes
Theres an old troll typing next to me
Makin love to his cheez-doodles and sprite
He says, son, can you play me a memory?
Im not really sure how it goes
But its warlike and sweet I knew it complete
When I played Chickenhawk Heros
"This situation requires that a really stupid and futile gesture be done on somebody’s part..."
blow in this end, and wiggle your fingers around on the other end.
Sounds like Larry Craig's amicus brief.
"Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well
just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. ..."
The Germans?
Sounds like Larry Craig's amicus brief.
so he's a briefs-not-boxers kind of guy?
Where did that "You're a spoiled rich kid" shite come from, NTodd?
Dunno. Maybe from the fact that my parents were dirt poor when I was a little kid, then I became successful years later thanks to their excellent support and guidance and their hard work to pay for my fine liberal arts education, then I quit my job to deliberately live below the poverty line? That's my guess.
We agree that you are a fluke of the universe.
We agree that you have no right to be here.
We agree that you should go placidly amidst the noise and waste, and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof. We agree that you should avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep. We agree that you should rotate your tires. We certainly agree that you should speak glowingly of those greater than yourself; and heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys. Know what to kiss - and when. Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do. Wherever possible, put people on hold. Be comforted, that in the face of all irridity and disillusionment, and despite the changing fortunes of time, there is always a big future in computer maintenance.
On this, we agree. Oh, and we agree that
You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
Whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.
The Germans?
Don't stop him, he's on a roll.
The Germans?
watertiger
Never mind, he's on a roll.
Well, I am drunk (on two glasses of wine) ...
If only I'd known earlier how easily I could get you drunk...
The Germans?
Don't stop him, he's on a roll.
nyclept-politically traumatiz
"Animal House" really holds up well.
Better than "well," actually ...
Shit. I saw that movie with my father.
Ever watch a woman standing in a window masturbating while sitting next to your father?
Yikes.
(Actually, he laughed himself silly through the entire movie.)
"This situation requires that a really stupid and futile gesture be done on somebody’s part..."
And we're just the guys to do it!
(I won't whore the last Paxcast wherein I used that audio...)
The Kenosha Kid | Homepage | 09.24.07 - 9:17 pm | #
Pamela. Yum
I was actually on a conference call with someone named "Eric Stratton" the other day. And when he dropped off, you know exactly what I said ...
so he's a briefs-not-boxers kind of guy?
More a boxers-in-briefs kinda guy.
I can tell by the lack of exploding heads around here that neither Watertiger nor Res Ipsa Loquitur clicked my link.
Ever watch a woman standing in a window masturbating while sitting next to your father?
Um. Yes.
Whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.
Ohhhh, oh ,oh, I remember that one but what was it called?
The dispiritedata or despairidata or something like that?
"Animal House" really holds up well.
Amen
I can tell by the lack of exploding heads around here that neither Watertiger nor Res Ipsa Loquitur clicked my link.
I would've been more impressed with a pic of her PT Kwoosuh.
Kenosha, you ass.
I would have cooked you dinner ... some zip food.
"Animal House" really holds up well.
Amen
Concur.
[crushes beer can on head]
I can tell by the lack of exploding heads around here that neither Watertiger nor Res Ipsa Loquitur clicked my link.
OHMIGAWD!!!!! YOU TOOK HER PICTURE?!?!
How did you get pammycakes to pose, Kenosha?
The dispiritedata or despairidata or something like that?
nyclept-politically traumatize
Deteriorata.
"Be assured that a walk through the seas of most souls would scarcely get your feet wet."
OHMIGAWD!!!!! YOU TOOK HER PICTURE?!?!
I EVEN SHOOK HER HAND!
I would observe that Katie can't pour a beer properly, what with all the head in the glass. Tilt the glass, bitch!
THIS guy is a lost cause.
He's not going to see 45 if he keeps it up.
http://www.comcast.net/sports/in.../24/
771585.html
Um. Yes.
NTodd, Full of Rho
You're a guy.
Now I would have liked to sit next to YOUR father for that, for sure.
[crushes beer can on head]
NTodd, Full of Rho
You forgot to belch.
I EVEN SHOOK HER HAND!
Did you then skullfuck her, and only after tell her that you're a terrorist?
Kenosha,
Where is that picture of pammy? Morningside Drive?
How did you get pammycakes to pose, Kenosha?
I asked her. She was delighted to be recognized. "You know me from my blog? What's your name? Glad to meetcha!" She's actually kind of charming in person.
I was actually on a conference call with someone named "Eric Stratton" the other day. And when he dropped off, you know exactly what I said ...
res ipsa loquitur
You were damn glad to meet him?
Now I would have liked to sit next to YOUR father for that, for sure.
Just be delicate with him. He's my only Dad.
You forgot to belch.
Please, I didn't want to be rude or offensive.
I EVEN SHOOK HER HAND!
I bet you're never going to wash it again. Is she crazy in person? Did she call you a jihadi?
She's actually kind of charming in person.
Oy vey, he wants to nail her.
We agree that a safe and responsible redeployment of U.S. Armed Forces from Iraq, based on recommendations from our military and foreign policy leaders, is necessary to transition the combat mission over to the Iraqi forces.
No no no! Tell the military and foreign policy leaders what to do. Don't let them tell you what they want to do. Tell them what they must do.
In the largest experiment on acupuncture for back pain to date, more than 1,100 patients were randomly assigned to receive either acupuncture, sham acupuncture or conventional therapy. For the sham acupuncture, needles were inserted, but not as deeply as for the real thing. The sham acupuncture also did not insert needles in traditional acupuncture points on the body and the needles were not manually moved and rotated.
After six months, patients answered questions about pain and functional ability and their scores determined how well each of the therapies worked.
In the real acupuncture group, 47 percent of patients improved. In the sham acupuncture group, 44 percent did. In the usual care group, 27 percent got relief.
"We don't understand the mechanisms of these so-called alternative treatments, but that doesn't mean they don't work," said Dr. James Young of Chicago's Rush University Medical Center, who wasn't involved in the research.
Yo, Dr. Young: the study shows that acupuncture "works" according to the time-tested "power of suggestion" and "distraction."
The immortal genius Doug Henning used to refer to these powers cumulatively as "magic."
She's actually kind of charming in person.
I hear tell Satan is charming, too.
You were damn glad to meet him?
I said, "That was Eric Stratton, EVP of blah blah blah and he was damn glad to meet you."
She's actually kind of charming in person.
Sociopaths usually are.
hey... you fucked up... you trusted us!
No no no! Tell the military and foreign policy leaders what to do. Don't let them tell you what they want to do. Tell them what they must do.
Civilian control over the military is a commiejewislamoliberal plot.
hey... you fucked up... you trusted us!
that would explain a lot, wouldn't it
Yo, Dr. Young: the study shows that acupuncture "works" according to the time-tested "power of suggestion" and "distraction."
So does beer.
Civilian control over the military is a commiejewislamoliberal plot.
But I like it?
hey... you fucked up... you trusted us!
The Republicans should have buttons printed up with that on it. Then wear them in the dems faces every day.
The immortal genius Doug Henning used to refer to these powers cumulatively as "magic."
Stunt Woman
magic is an "iiilusion!"
Damn, now my forehead hurts and has a weird ring in it.
Yo, Dr. Young: the study shows that acupuncture "works" according to the time-tested "power of suggestion" and "distraction."
So does beer.
and porno.
"Put Neiedermier on it. He's a sneaky little shit just like you ..."
do you mind if we dance wif yo' dates?
Bipartisan Compost on Iraq Debate
(fixed)
we agree that this is a piece of shit.
Yo, Dr. Young: the study shows that acupuncture "works" according to the time-tested "power of suggestion" and "distraction."
The Chinese have used it for centuries. Which is proof they are very stupid people easily distracted and subjected to suggestion.
Unlike knowleadgeable Westerners, who are never fooled by such things.
How did you get pammycakes to pose, Kenosha?
He showed her his cucumber
Oy vey, he wants to nail her.
I'm going over there for latkes tomorrow.
The message of this "we agree" and lieberman's speech on Fisa and the rest is that these clowns know themselves to be incapable of exercising judgement and want to dump all responsibility on someone else.
Unlike knowleadgeable Westerners, who are never fooled by such things.
Heh.
I haven't the slightest possible clue to what you may be referring.
"We agree that efforts to eliminate funding for U.S. forces engaged in combat and in harm's way in Iraq would put at risk the safety and security of our service members."
This is the #1 reason the war continues.
The Bushies have convinced our geldings that defunding is not an option.
hey... you fucked up... you trusted us!
that would explain a lot, wouldn't it
r€nato, suck it jesus
It's time to grab the bull by the balls!
'they can't do that to our pledges...'
'right... only we can do that to our pledges'.
"Put Neiedermier on it. He's a sneaky little shit just like you ..."
res ipsa loquitur
Always reminds me of Republican core values. That and the rubber gloves in the sportscar.
...and that foot... is me.
May I have 10,000 marbles, please?
Oh wow, I AM drunk.
I thought those pics were up at Columbia.
You found Pammy in all those people at the UN? WOW.
"Oh, boy, is this great!"
Face it. You threw up ON Dean Wormer.
OK I've had it with the Animal House references. As of this moment you are all on double secret probation.
"You still wanna show me your cucumber?"
Mr. President, fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
...and that foot... is me.
Greatest...malaprop...line...evah!
they took the bar... the. whole. fucking. bar.
I disagree with most of that crap....what does that make me.....I guess I'm just disagreeeable.
I'm going over there for latkes tomorrow.
(Kick John Bolton in the ass for us, okay?)
"You still wanna show me your cucumber?"
Yeah, but only if you're still drunk, Mrs Wormer.
'mines bigger than yours.'
This mission must be further and continually defined so that the military and the country are aware of the end goal of our mission in Iraq and what progress toward that goal is being achieved.
"return to acclomplishmenting"
"You still wanna show me your cucumber?"
res ipsa loquitur
Allow me to take your coat. *loosens tie*
Harold Ramis says that when he wrote that movie Dean Wormer was meant to be Nixon.
OK I've had it with the Animal House references. As of this moment you are all on double secret probation.
What a tool.
Would anyone like to smoke some pot?
Donald Sutherland's touchis. Oh my.
i'm a zit. get it?
Allow me to take your coat. *loosens tie*
Cut the crap. Give me a drink.
(yeah, I know that happened earlier, but it was better than her kicking of shoes and crashing the glass table)
"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son."
and, of course, my favorite line:
"Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrammmming SPEEEEEEEEEED!"
Would anyone like to smoke some pot?
I won't go schizo will I?
PS--I use Donnie's lecture on Satan for the intro podcasts in my online classes. "I'm not joking: this is my job!"
and, of course, my favorite line:
"Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrammmming SPEEEEEEEEEED!"
Oops. And here I've always tried being so gentle...
mr. blutarski... zero point zero
"Vegetables are sensuous. People are sensual."
D-Day was my favorite character.
They are just fucking morons. Nothing else to say.
"Seven years of college down the drain!"
"Sophomore dies in kiln explosion! She was gonna make me a pot."
How's yer rash?
.
Bipartisan Compact on Iraq Debate:
*DRAFT*
done.
mr. blutarski... zero point zero
Mr Blu...[notices Bluto with pencils in nostrils]...Mr Blutarski...Zero. Point. Zero.
[Bluto looks sheepish]
"Has no grade point average. All courses incomplete."
Dubya is nonsensical.
D-Day was my favorite character.
[plays William Tell Overture on throat]
otis day and the nights! i know these guys. they love us...
I fuckin' sed!
How's your rash?
Fuckers.
.
Dubya is nonsensical.
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God, Belushi's eyebrows were a show in themselves.
fuck her... fuck her brains out...
Dubya is nonsensical.
CoT: dood, people hate u.
Bush: That's their strategery.
CoT: dood, you talk funny and no one likes u.
Bush: I stand for freedom.
CoT: dood, you make no sense when u speak.
Bush: History will redemptionize me.
CoT: dood, can I interest you in a beer?
God, Belushi's eyebrows were a show in themselves.
A wholly separate character with speaking lines.
[plays William Tell Overture on throat]
that was quite impressive, I always thought.
Well I just can't believe that Fern would go out with boys like that.
fuck her... fuck her brains out...
I always giggled at that scene, not because of the "suck her tits" but because of the "squeeze her buns." Buns. Not ass. Buns. It always struck me as incongruous and funny.
Oh, and her tits were very, very nice.
"thank you sir, may I have another?"
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NTodd, Full of Rho | Homepage | 09.24.07 - 9:42 pm | #
In conjunction with "The Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things".
they confiscated everything. even the stuff we didn't steal...
A wholly separate character with speaking lines.
The eyebrows, the white socks...
I have Wednesday off. I think I need to watch this movie again.
that was quite impressive, I always thought.
I will observe that I can, in fact, do that.
Just not right now since I've been drinking. But I worked on it a lot after seeing the movie when I was a kid.
That and giving head.
fuck her... fuck her brains out...
I SAT NEXT TO MY FATHER FOR THAT!
Jesus!
I have Wednesday off. I think I need to watch this movie again.
I'll bring some jello.
Just not right now since I've been drinking.
/raises glass to NTodd
work is the curse of the drinking class.
....and perhaps the greatest freestanding piece of movie dialogue ever:
"You can get your thumb outa my ass any time now, Carmine."
D-Day was my favorite character.
Bruce McGill, top drawer, he played God in an Episode of Quantum Leap ... he made the role his own
I can bore you! Here's me pulling out of the parking lot at work, and driving to West End on a 49.5cc scooter!
.
/raises glass to NTodd
Another glass? Man, it would be fun to be over at your apartment right now.
Just not right now since I've been drinking.
You've been drinking? GET the fuck outta here. I never would have suspected a thing.
The jello is tomorrow. Wednesday afternoon is when I'll be downing a big ol' slice of everything pizza.
I SAT NEXT TO MY FATHER FOR THAT!
Jesus!
res ipsa loquitur
I made the mistake of renting Caddy Shack while at the beachhouse with my eighty-year old Mom. That didn't work. There were lots of scenes that I had forgotten.
You know, given some of the shit the dems have been pulling lately, a really stupid and futile gesture on somebody's part is not entirely uncalled for ...
We need something creative, though.
My favorite part is "Lighten up, Francis!"
And the part where the guy pukes in the car.
we're not going to stand here and watch you bad mouth the united states of america.
gentlemen!
Bruce McGill, top drawer, he played God in an Episode of Quantum Leap ... he made the role his own
His best role was as MacGuyver's friend, Jack (IIRC). Second to that was being Jean Claude Van Damme's boss in Timecop. HOw I remember he was in that, what with Mia Sara's tits and JCVD's splits in the kitchen distracting me, I'll never know.
Topic-
yes, yes, yes indeedy.
Compromise letters come from cowardly pens.
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NTodd, Full of Rho | Homepage | 09.24.07 - 9:42 pm | #
In conjunction with "The Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things".
Shared Humanity | 09.24.07 - 9:45 pm | #
And the Natural Guard.
You know, given some of the shit the dems have been pulling lately, a really stupid and futile gesture on somebody's part is not entirely uncalled for ...
We need something creative, though.
res ipsa loquitur
May I have ten thousand marbles, please?
You've been drinking? GET the fuck outta here. I never would have suspected a thing.
I hide it pretty well, don't I?
The jello is tomorrow. Wednesday afternoon is when I'll be downing a big ol' slice of everything pizza.
How about a slice of NTodd Pizza?
Has anyone ever seen "Night Shift?"
I always thought it was sort of underrated.
Not an "Animal House," by any stretch of the imagination, but underrated, nonetheless.
Awright, then. I'll watch the Flaming Thumbtacks, and fuck all y'all!
Hrmph!
♥
Well, watertiger made me think of the jello.
Send jello to all the dems, i.e,. spineless -- like jello.
You know, given some of the shit the dems have been pulling lately, a really stupid and futile gesture on somebody's part is not entirely uncalled for ...
We need something creative, though.
Oh. You mean, not like I've been trying to do. I can take a hint, ZOD.
Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 09.24.07 - 9:47 pm | #
Nice soundtrack.
How about a slice of NTodd Pizza?
needs extra sausage. What's there is not nearly enough to do the job.
Bruce McGill, top drawer, he played God in an Episode of Quantum Leap ... he made the role his own
focus | 09.24.07 - 9:47 pm | #
also was good in bagger vance
Has anyone ever seen "Night Shift?"
Fucking funny, weird-assed shit.
These are the worst people in Congress, but they're the most serious!
Is it too late to line up primary challengers to these loathsome fucks?
Brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department.
NTodd, Full of Rho | Homepage | 09.24.07 - 9:42 pm | #
In conjunction with "The Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things".
Shared Humanity | 09.24.07 - 9:45 pm | #
And the Natural Guard.
Bjorn,a poor young country boi
*
and she left the watering hole after such a long and deep drink of these cool waters.
How about a slice of NTodd Pizza?
needs extra sausage. What's there is not nearly enough to do the job.
But I brought extra cucumber!
Wouldn't it be fun to chase Dianne Feinstein up and down the hillz of San Francisco in the Eat Me Mobile, as ten thousand marbles send the Nelsons and the Liebercrats arse over tea kettle.
QWhat you're doing is not stupid and/or futile.
I am talking something really juvenile.
Has anyone ever seen "Night Shift?"
Is this a great country or what?
But I brought extra cucumber!
Promises, promises ...
You know, I wish we could agree on ending this political in-fighting concerning the final solution.
-Adolph Hitler, 1942
Not an "Animal House," by any stretch of the imagination, but underrated, nonetheless.
res ipsa loquitur
Feed mayonaise to tuna! *turns on tape machine* Call StarKist
Has anyone ever seen "Night Shift?"
I always thought it was sort of underrated.
Not an "Animal House," by any stretch of the imagination, but underrated, nonetheless.
res ipsa loquitur | Homepage | 09.24.07 - 9:50 pm
here's something, feed the tuna mayonaise...
Was Shelley Long the hooker in Night Shift?
That's the craziest shit I've heard yet.
Feed mayonaise to tuna! *turns on tape machine* Call StarKist
YES!
Has anyone ever seen "Night Shift?"
I always thought it was sort of underrated.
I liked that film.
I am talking something really juvenile.
Flaming poop? Nekkid pictures of Duncan?
Mia Sara's tits
Real?
Yes, that was Shelly Long.
PROS - from the Lation
TIT - self-explanatory
TU - you
TION - to "shun" -- to push away, which really doesn't belong in this word anyway.
So "prostitution" is bringing "tit" to you...
also was good in bagger vance
fokowi
also as the dad in Shallow Hal - "big cans, son"
Was Shelley Long the hooker in Night Shift?
She looked very nice in her underwear in that movie.
You know, I wish we could agree on ending this political in-fighting concerning the final solution.
-Adolph Hitler, 1942
Actually, that would've been Reinhard Heydrich at the Wannsee Conference. Or is that too obscure?
"Was Shelley Long the hooker in Night Shift?"
Yeah I think so
Was Shelley Long the hooker in Night Shift?
She looked very nice in her underwear in that movie.
Takes most of it off in THE MONEY PIT, too, which is funnier than Night Shift.
Kevin Costner played "Frat Boy #1" in Night Shift.
Jaid Barrymore (mother of Drew) was in it, as was Shanned Doherty. She would've been awfully young to play a hooker, in 1982?
Mia Sara's tits
Real?
Methinks yes, but I would need closer inspection to provide a conclusive answer. I am no Bill Frist--I believe in hands-on medicine.
So "prostitution" is bringing "tit" to you...
Night Shift Movie Clip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g...h?
v=gbUuymneNXI
Mia Sara's tits were in Bagger Vance?
Maybe make the world's largest bowl of jello outside the U.S. capital with a big ribbon around it for the dems ...
Night Shift started a pretty good run for Michael Keaton
Actually, that would've been Reinhard Heydrich at the Wannsee Conference. Or is that too obscure?
NTodd, Full of Rho | Homepage | 09.24.07 - 9:55 pm | #
is there nothing you don't have some knowledge about, you fucker?
Who are these SHITHEADS?
Broken skulls should be the order of the day tomorrow in DC.
Mia Sara's tits
Mia Sara's breasts, please ...
"Mia Sara's tits were in Bagger Vance?"
I'd a remembered that - 2 of my favorite things - bagger vance and tits.
is there nothing you don't have some knowledge about, you fucker?
fokowi
I bet he has access to the internets
Metaphorically speaking, of corpse
er, of course.
is there nothing you don't have some knowledge about, you fucker?
I have no depth of knowledge on a wide variety of meaningless subjects, which is why nobody wants to play strip Trivial Pursuit with me. That and 3.50 will get me a double shot cappuccino at Starfuckingbucks.
But I do specialize in shitty movies and Nazis.
Mia Sara's breasts, please ...
res ipsa loquitur
I'll have what shes having thank you.
You don't deserve it, but I leave you with fresh Curly.
Now, Saints fans, eat my shorts!
♥
I watched After Hours and Last Night Saturday night, both great flicks.
Is it cool to put sour cream in vegetable soup?
That's the craziest shit I've heard yet.
You talking about the agreement manifesto?
Because coming from the White House, it's the most bizarre thing I've ever seen.
Worst and most Bizarro President Ever.
Did you guys not get breast fed enough? I mean really. Breasts are very nice but I've never understood the American obsession with them.
NTodd --
I thought "The Conference" was very well done -- I never saw the German movie, "Wannsee" which I understand the Bannagh movie was based on.
Evening bats -- anything happen today?
"Breasts are very nice but I've never understood the American obsession with them."
comes from lack of occupation with them.
ahhh. now way mr. hand. after i cruise history, you'll never see me again.
You talking about the agreement manifesto?
Because coming from the White House, it's the most bizarre thing I've ever seen.
Yes.
I bet he has access to the internets
Of course I do. But it's fucking dialup.
I never met a breast I didn't lick.
No one likes the "World's Biggest Bowl of Jello" idea, huh?
Open to suggestions here.
Only criterion are "Stupid" and "futile."
I've never understood the American obsession with them.
nyclept-politically traumatize
I wouldn't consider it so much an obsession as it is a very very intense hobby ...very
Of course I do. But it's fucking dialup.
NTodd, P-I-G Pig
Betchya mines slower
What the fuck is all this violence and swearing ?
Sheesh. I leave for 45 minutes and it turns into the parking lot of the Raynham Dog Track at 2 a.m.
Corporate funding for The War is provided by General Motors.
Yes.
Whew.
Actually, that would've been Reinhard Heydrich at the Wannsee Conference. Or is that too obscure?
NTodd, Full of Rho | Homepage | 09.24.07 - 9:55 pm | #
In the interest of efficiency....no real decisions made, just a bunch of bureacrats in a planning session.
I thought "The Conference" was very well done -- I never saw the German movie, "Wannsee" which I understand the Bannagh movie was based on.
Conference was indeed well done and absolutely fucking chilling. Tucci and Branagh were superb in their approach as though the discussions were about where Junior would be attending summer camp and other mundane issues. Sadly, reminiscent of stories we hear coming out about BushCo...
Physiology instructor: "What is this American male fetish for modified sweatglands embedded in fat?"
Should I check my email today or wait til tomorrow a.m.?
NTodd, P-I-G Pig | Homepage | 09.24.07 - 10:02 pm | #
Excuse me, I think the Branagh movie was called "Conspiracy."
Damn!
All seem pissed off!
Melissa is gonna kill me. I over salted the chicken salad. The canned beans are still good, tho.
And fuck NTodd.
.
comes from lack of occupation with them.
Hunh. I guess that makes as much sense as anything else. I mean I grew up here and I noticed that everyone was just freaking out about them all the time, the bigger the better, a peek at the National Geographic, squinting at the scrambled Playboy Channel -- it just seemed like an addiction to so many guys.
Physiology instructor: "What is this American male fetish for modified sweatglands embedded in fat?"
I like how round and smooth they are generally, coming to an apex with this neat little button that responds to application of a light breath and a bit of tongue action.
How about a slice of NTodd Pizza?
"Hey, this isn't mozzarella!!"
I over salted the chicken salad.
Add more celery.
Only criterion are "Stupid" and "futile."
res ipsa loquitur
Contest making Bush marionette puppets with noses that grow to impossibly long lengths. Pinchimpio's Nose contest.
I bet he has access to the internets
Of course I do. But it's fucking dialup.
NTodd, P-I-G Pig | Homepage | 09.24.07 - 10:00 pm | #
fucker replies so fast to everything, even if he sat on top of the fucking internet that gore invented, he couldn't come up with the shit he does that fast.
dudes not normal..
"now way mr. hand. after i cruise history, you'll never see me again."
first the mayonnaise, now this. I am concerned.
Oooh program!
Did you guys not get breast fed enough? I mean really. Breasts are very nice but I've never understood the American obsession with them.
nyclept-politically traumatize | 09.24.07 - 10:00 pm | #
I'm actually far more attracted to a well turned derriere.
No one likes the "World's Biggest Bowl of Jello" idea, huh?
Make it lemon yellow jello.
79¢ a box.
"Hey, this isn't mozzarella!!"
watertiger | Homepage | 09.24.07 - 10:05 pm | #
--
And despite its translucent runniness and resemblance to floor wax, it is not brie.
In the interest of efficiency....no real decisions made, just a bunch of bureacrats in a planning session.
But important interpretations of Nuremberg were developed, and lots of great brainstorming about mobile gas trucks and stuff.
Germans are nothing but efficient when it really counts.
You know, given some of the shit the dems have been pulling lately, a really stupid and futile gesture on somebody's part is not entirely uncalled for ...
We need something creative, though.
Pampers? Jane Harman now says passing FISA was a mistake, because Congress was afraid of a non-existent terrorist threat.
Pussies.
Evening, all.
(Boy, that document Atrios references on the Front Page is a piece of fascist work)
agave,
I don't really get the whole "Fuck NTodd" thing. I mean, I realize that the man can be like a dog with a fucking bone (a quality which, I might add, is useful in some circumstances), but he's not a "spoiled rich kid" or a dick or anything.
Celery has negative calories, according to my SIL.
Driveby gloat - out the door to the New Pornographers + a couple others. Room for one more...
"Hey, this isn't mozzarella!!"
How you likea da parma, babycakes?
dudes not normal..
Like I've never heard THAT before.
Add more celery. - pie
And a dash of lemon juice.
Pampers? Jane Harman now says passing FISA was a mistake, because Congress was afraid of a non-existent terrorist threat.
I like it.
I like the jello, too.
I bet I could find an event marketing company to do the jello thing.
he's not a "spoiled rich kid" or a dick or anything.
Indeed. I'm an asshole. I wish people would fucking read their memos. I even included the new cover sheets.
Sweet Dreams people
"Hunh. I guess that makes as much sense as anything else."
seriously - do we need a reason? Breasts are just GOOD things - they make me happy.
I usually say tits but I was asked not to tonight.
I don't really get the whole "Fuck NTodd" thing. I mean, I realize that the man can be like a dog with a fucking bone (a quality which, I might add, is useful in some circumstances), but he's not a "spoiled rich kid" or a dick or anything.
Shape of NTodd: Views Differ
You are sort of an asshole (albeit only at times). But you're not a dick. And that's an important distinction.
How did you get pammycakes to pose, Kenosha?
Actually, the problem is to get her to not pose.
I never met a breast I didn't lick.
Mr French
must have been be gaii or hungry.
I read breakfast.
.
Evening, all.
How fares the Republic ce soir?
NTodd --
UR rite
http://imdb.com/title/tt0266425/
why the IMDB user review is only 7.7 I don't know -- not enough graphic sex & violence, I suppose
I have my iPod blasting in my ears (and "The Sopranos" on mute on the teevee).
I will now play a New Pornographers song in honor of JeffCO.
You are sort of an asshole (albeit only at times). But you're not a dick. And that's an important distinction.
You're the only one who understands me.
I don't really get the whole "Fuck NTodd" thing. I mean, I realize that the man can be like a dog with a fucking bone (a quality which, I might add, is useful in some circumstances), but he's not a "spoiled rich kid" or a dick or anything.
res ipsa loquitur | Homepage | 09.24.07 - 10:07 pm | #
--
Thank you.
Jello would be harder to ship.
The spinal columns are still a good idea. Should be plenty of skeletons in the stores with Halloween coming up.
he's not a "spoiled rich kid" or a dick or anything.
He does sometimes remind me a 500 lb silverback gorilla.
JeffCO:
*shakes fist emphatically*
"I don't really get the whole "Fuck NTodd" thing."
well most are just snarking but really - he is what he is and it's actually easy to stay out of the way if you wanna.
but he's not a "spoiled rich kid" or a dick or anything
He is teh Wanker.
No, I mean I think we get the World's Biggest Bowl and MIX the jello outside the capitol.
Then we dole out free jello -- in bowls with dem congresspeople's names on 'em.
Because political in-fighting is teh suxx0r! Actual fighting with guns? Awesome! Members of Congress glaring at each other across the cafeteria? HORRIBLE! US troops getting their brains blown out? AWESOME!
holee carp dood yur gettin shrill
Oh, and don't send diapers to Congress.
David Vitter will only steal them.
he's not a "spoiled rich kid"
two outta three aint bad ...
in some circumstances), but he's not a "spoiled rich kid" or a dick or anything.
res ipsa loquitur | Homepage | 09.24.07 - 10:07 p
i love NTodd and he fucking knows it. myself, and others just have our own way of expressing it...
plus... he likes it rough..
No, I mean I think we get the World's Biggest Bowl and MIX the jello outside the capitol.
We're gonna need the World's Biggest Hotplate, then. We need boiling water.
And boiling water might be perceived as a terrorist threat, doncha know.
He does sometimes remind me a 500 lb silverback gorilla.
I picture him more like a bonobo with liquor.
David Vitter will only steal them.
watertiger
Would it be tinfoily to suggest that Vitters attempt to buy off a Creationist-Xianist group with my tax-dollars was a payoff for not calling for his resignation?
Breasts are very nice but I've never understood the American obsession with them.
nyclept-politically traumatize | 09.24.07 - 10:00 pm | #
This sounds like Terry-Thomas's "bosoms" rant in "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World."
We can get a tanker truck to bring the boiling water.
why the IMDB user review is only 7.7 I don't know -- not enough graphic sex & violence, I suppose
If you don't get to see the Nazis march in their sexy black boots and kill a few Jews, it isn't so fun. Mostly they just sat around a table or hung out in the bathroom with Larry Craig...
BREAKING: BARNEY DISAVOWS BUSH DOG AGREEMENT.
No, I mean I think we get the World's Biggest Bowl and MIX the jello outside the capitol.
With Bill Cosby MC ing.
why is Chris Berman still using that tired "he could! go! all! the! way!" junk?
btw, mixing freshly made vanilla pudding and peanut butter is teh tasty.
Would it be tinfoily to suggest that Vitters attempt to buy off a Creationist-Xianist group with my tax-dollars was a payoff for not calling for his resignation?
Well, I don't think that has anything to do with it.
He's batshit crazy too.
Okay, maybe the 10,000 marbles are more do-able.
You know, in high school, this group of assholes let 10,000 white mice loose in our school on the first day of the Regents exams ...
bonobo with liquor...
a non-stop orgy........
btw, mixing freshly made vanilla pudding and peanut butter is teh tasty.
You know what else is delicious?
Pouring freshly made vanilla pudding over chocolate chips.
We agree that Mommy and Daddy need to stop fighting.
Ron Christie and Andrew Sullivan's theme song on my iPod right now ...
"I hate myself for loving you
Can't break free from the things that you do ..."
I picture him more like a bonobo with liquor.
I'm more of a pygmy marmoset with a beret at a jaunty angle, a cigar and a glass of Pinot pretending to read Sartre in a desperate attempt to pick up chicks in Zurich.
What the hell is "Bush Dog?"
didn't you get the "Bush Dog Democrats" email from Jane Hamsher & Matt Stoller?
And jello needs to be chilled in order to set. Unless you dump in a whole bunch of ice. I think it better be premade.
This sounds like Terry-Thomas's "bosoms" rant in "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World."
steve simels
lol - oh man, Berle's retort: "Are you saying something bad about America?"
fourlegsrgood, gots pitchfork | Homepage | 09.24.07 - 10:15 pm | #
--
I agree. Louisiana is the epicenter of wingnut creationism. That's why the whole fucking southern part of the state is now melting into the Gulf of Mexico. Scientific illiteracy is teh suck when you live near sea level.
[drives by]
whatta racket in here!
[drives off]
What is this? An adorational novena for NTodd?
I'm more of a pygmy marmoset with a beret at a jaunty angle, a cigar and a glass of Pinot pretending to read Sartre in a desperate attempt to pick up chicks in Zurich.
Why not just hop on a plane a pay a visit to your favorite schizo?
What is this? An adorational novena for NTodd?
Everyone gets their moment in the sun ...
Fucking haloscan.
Ate my pudding comment.
Fucker.
What is this? An adorational novena for NTodd?
bo, Still just a rat in a cage
Hey, I'm posting real good shit.
Its getting crickets.
I'm more of a pygmy marmoset with a beret at a jaunty angle, a cigar and a glass of Pinot pretending to read Sartre in a desperate attempt to pick up chicks in Zurich.
NTodd, P-I-G Pig | Homepage | 09.24.07 - 10:17 pm | #
--
No, you're Idi Amin jacking off to a picture of Dionne Warwick and you know it.
You know, in high school, this group of assholes let 10,000 white mice loose in our school on the first day of the Regents exams ...
For our HS graduation, we had a plan for each student to hold a marble in their right hand, and when we shook our principal's hand we'd let it go, so he'd have to figure out what to with them on the fly.
Some. Fucker. Squealed.
Thus we were threatened with not actually receiving our diplomas if we participated. The experience made me the asshole I am today.
Puzzling day all around. I didn't get the paranoid intro at Columbia which actually used the word EVIL to describe an aspect of Ahmadinejad, leaving me to suspect the state department had edited the speech. (couldn't happen, right?)
Then this agreement diatribe, a MEMO by the primate in chief? Not a bad idea, stating agreements, but it reads like a quasi legal document written by the gestapo.
Finally, half the thread is taken up with objecting to or defending NTodd, always a popular guy.
strange evening
NTodd --
One movie that I would like to see is the Jack Benny Carole Lombard, "To Be or Not to Be"
http://imdb.com/title/tt0035446/
I enjoyed the Mel Brooks remake
http://imdb.com/title/tt0086450/
but would like to see the original
I've never understood the American obsession with them.
nyclept-politically traumatize
It's a Mad Mad Mad World...I love where J Winters tears up the gas station.
Oh, and now it reappears.
I'm more of a pygmy marmoset with a beret at a jaunty angle, a cigar and a glass of Pinot pretending to read Sartre in a desperate attempt to pick up chicks in Zurich.
NTodd, P-I-G Pig | Homepage | 09.24.07 - 10:17 pm | #
go nuts trying to google that shit...
What is this? An adorational novena for NTodd?
Don't look at me. I was in the kitchen.
you're Idi Amin jacking off to a picture of Dionne Warwick and you know it.
What does it matter how I spend my free time?
What is this? An adorational novena for NTodd?
Lurkers love NTodd too.
Just sayin'.
Well, those assholes really let hte mice go.
There was a lot of shrieking. It was also hilarious.
White mice are somehow more charming than the gross brown ones that occasionally make appearances chez res.
The experience made me the asshole I am today.
Because you didn't get your diploma?
One movie that I would like to see is the Jack Benny Carole Lombard, "To Be or Not to Be"
Never saw the original! That would be interesting. Maybe when I join your monastery, we can have a movie night?
Fuck.
I'll think I'll just head out to the place by the lake. take the dogs.
Nice I don't have to work.
.
I was refighting WW2 on PBS.
We're starting to win.
What is this? An adorational novena for NTodd?
Don't look at me. I was in the kitchen.
I wuz taking kitteh pictures.
Drink, please!
Finally, half the thread is taken up with objecting to or defending NTodd, always a popular guy.
It's better than listening to people say, "Hillary should stop saying X," or "John Kerry should have stoped that tasering" or "MoveON shouldn't have run that ad" and "Ohmygodwhatarewegonnadowe'redoomed!"
Because you didn't get your diploma?
Sadly, yes. And I also never learned to read.
[sobs]
We need to build more troop carriers to fight the Germans.
We're starting to win.
Will we see Mary Chestnut storm Utah beach?
An I has prufe:
http://plush-life.blogspot.com/2...hs-at-
last.html
Some ricotta cheesecake with gingersnap crust, Sallyh?
Sadly, yes. And I also never learned to read.
[sobs]
NTodd, P-I-G Pig
T-E-H B-R-O-W-N-S S-U-C-K
I should probably drink more often.
in re: adorational novenas
http://video.google.com/videopla...earch&
plindex=5
Really no good video that I could find.
Drink, please!
Martini or Seething Webb?
Well, those assholes really let hte mice go.
There was a lot of shrieking. It was also hilarious.
I would have loved that.
NTodd, martini. With a twist. Thank you.
Mlle has the ex's parole officer on her side. Hope it helps.
Will we see Mary Chestnut storm Utah beach?
Richard
She's riveting airplanes together and blowing the foreman.
Madam H,
You're Seething Webb.
And I also never learned to read.
In that case, I have your diploma and can send it to you for a small donation of $2,300 dollars.
Here's that Milton Berle piece from it's a Mad Mad Mad Mad...
Are You Knocking This Country?
NTodd --
We have movie night every Tuesday -- it is usually something that no one except Br Martin wants to see (Br Martin picks the movies, but I am sure it is just a coincidence...)
The last one I watched was "Hot Fuzz" (which was very funny)
I was refighting WW2 on PBS.
We're starting to win.
Gomez
No spoilers, please! I want to see the whole thing and find out how it ends.
It was fucking crazy, 4LG.
And they had to give the REgents that day (statewide exams in core subjects). The admin was freaking out.
T-E-H B-R-O-W-N-S S-U-C-K
I don't know what this sez, but I would just like to observe that Steelers fans are all pedophiles who set dogs on fire to make up for their lack of sexual organs. No, I don't have a citation for that because I cannot, of course, read--but it is part of the lore passed down from generation to generation of good, loyal, wholly moral Browns fans, who despite God's constant testing, have never lost faith or strayed from the Noble Path, except for that one time with the goats.
Mlle has the ex's parole officer on her side. Hope it helps. - Sallyh
Should do wonders for the situation. Seriously.
It's better than listening to people say, "Hillary should stop saying X," or "John Kerry should have stoped that tasering" or "MoveON shouldn't have run that ad" and "Ohmygodwhatarewegonnadowe'redoomed!"
res ipsa loquitur | Homepage | 09.24.07 - 10:22 pm | #
that'll come later, darlin'... trust me.
I see I've missed an Animal House thread and I made an appearance in a thread I wasn't even here for.
And..
[stern voice]
..I see while I've been out working and at the gym some of you....
[takes off sunglasses]
.. have been drinking
Sallyh!
It should help to have the expert on your side, no?
CoT,
I re-posted your interview of GWB, Motherfucker-in-Chief upthread.
Prior, so far, we have DCFS, the parole officer, the police, and Mlle's attorney on our side.
However, the law is an ass...who knows what will happen?
Act like I'm brave when I don't even have to work a day in my life.
.
Mlle has the ex's parole officer on her side. Hope it helps.
Well, if anybody knows what a fucktarded shitbrained cockroach-raping dickwadded cockasser with a tendency to kiss moldy cow udders whilst shooting up heroin-laced koolaid the ex is, it would be his parole ossifer.
No, I don't have a citation for that because I cannot, of course, read--but it is part of the lore passed down from generation to generation of good, loyal, wholly moral Browns fans, who despite God's constant testing, have never lost faith or strayed from the Noble Path, except for that one time with the goats.
NTodd, P-I-G Pig
You need to triple space that, my enormous balls are blocking the screen.
Act like I'm brave when I don't even have to work a day in my life.
Must be a nice gig.
The last one I watched was "Hot Fuzz" (which was very funny)
belongs in the pantheon of funny movies.
No spoilers, please! I want to see the whole thing and find out how it ends.
V for Virginia, still pissed | 09.24.07 - 10:25 pm | #
V -- you remind me of the story of Oscar Wilde's Greek class -- he was construing Christ before Pilate in John's Gospel & the professor told him that he had done enough & Oscar held up his hand and said, "Pray, let us see what becomes of the unfortunate gentleman."
Don't throw your butts in the sand.
We don't want Gerry to know we've been here.
Nuthing fun evah happened when I wuz in skool.
Sallyh - thinking of you as always - hope it's all getting better.
Prior, it's been an excellent week for monks, hasn't it?
You need to triple space that, my enormous balls are blocking the screen.
Don't over-inflate your football, Draco. It might explode.
NO ONE referenced
"SENATOR & MRS. JOHN BLUTARSKY,
WASHINGTON, D.C."
??
I've been getting messages on my cell phone from somebody's probation officer, to reschedule appointments. I called her and told her I'm not "Steve", cause I didn't want the poor hump to get a warrant out on him for no reason.
The woman's voicemail message ended with "Do NOT leave more than one message. I will call you back."
I imagine she gets a lot of frantich/whacked out "clients".
Uncle Blodge, we seem to be moving in the proper direction.
However, the quietude of the opposing parties makes me intensely suspicious. And uneasy.
Don't throw your butts in the sand.
We don't want Gerry to know we've been here.
Ever read Fussell's account of how important variants of the word 'fuck' was to identifying British troops?
V -- you remind me of the story of Oscar Wilde's Greek class -- he was construing Christ before Pilate in John's Gospel & the professor told him that he had done enough & Oscar held up his hand and said, "Pray, let us see what becomes of the unfortunate gentleman."
Prior Aelred
Prior, you have to reach a long way to find any way to compare me to Wilde (particularly when there's Greek involved), but that's a pretty damned funny story.
A proposed amendment actually made by Senator Lindsey Graham (in a cowardly off the record kinda way):
"We..[further}.. agree that the troops need a Commander in Chief who knows what he's doing".
Hallef$#@inleuja!
Terry Thomas' busoms.
(well, not his actual bosums, you know- his bit about bosums...)
Its not so bad here in the Japanese prison camp.
Boiled brains are actually very tasty.
Love, Mary Chestnut.
i move that we all punch out for the day... throw out some more 'great movie lines'...
"However, the quietude of the opposing parties makes me intensely suspicious. And uneasy."
I bet. Don't sit with your back to th door and keep your powder dry - metaphorically speaking.
Sadly, yes. And I also never learned to read.
[sobs]
NTodd, P-I-G Pig
Look! yer not dumb, yer just ... um, slow - sorry, i mean: =^D
Karin | 09.24.07 - 10:30 pm | # --
Well, we've been kicking butt in Myanmar, so there's that
Personally, I'm behind & it is late (for monks) & I need to retire
Maybe tomorrow night (depending on the movie)
Sadly, yes. And I also never learned to read.
[sobs]
NTodd, P-I-G Pig
Look! yer not dumb, yer just ... um, slow - sorry, i mean: =^D
focus |
He just hasn't figure out yet what his special purpose is for.
Sometimes when I am a little drunk or just a little sassy, this kind of post turns me into a freaking whirli-dancer. a sunnit, you know the dayum word..a dervish that's it!
*
so, this post makes me a whirling dervish, just freakin' spins me!
jawn that biatch/
/dipping to the beer store
Nuthing fun evah happened when I wuz in skool.
You have to make your own fun. Some of the things I did:
start a petition to go on strike if they didn't allow the girls to start wearing pants (back in the day, it was skirts & dresses only);
went to school barefoot on a bet I could get through the whole day without anybody noticing;
protest against the war at graduation by standing when everybody else sat, & vice versa.
Don't over-inflate your football, Draco. It might explode.
NTodd, P-I-G Pig
I noticed he is gone from your Atrios pics.
.
NTodd,
For some reason, I feel very protective of you this evening. This is why I agreed that you were an asshole (at times), of course.
xxx...res
These Dems are being suckered into appealing to the 50% of the population that doesn't vote ("Politics is all just so icky and mean, why can't they all just get along?") at the expense of the support of their base (DFH's).
It's a subtle offshoot of the Faux Outrage Gambit ("Now say you're sorry to those who won't vote for you anyway, and ignore the gnashing teeth of those who wanted to.")
Dear John,
I know that what you are doing in Guadalcanal is very brave, but I have something very important to tell you.
OH MY GOD. OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!
*smokes cigarette*
Never mind.
Jane
I noticed he is gone from your Atrios pics.
He was moved to a hiatus status months ago - during The Minor Unpleasantness - when he said he was never coming back. Not unlike Tena, and a coupla peeps who explicitly requested removal when they became disillusioned with this rather unruly bunch of fucktarded nardflukes.
Res is my angel. She should make me lasagna.
I am NOT a fucktarded nardfluke.
I am a spleenish bitchwalla.
Verrrry late to the party, but...
...Shorter Bipartisan Compact: "Stop moving while I'm kicking you."
Somebody had to tie together OJ & GWB, and here it is:
Two Delusional Americans
O.J. and G.W. bungle their robberies in Las Vegas and Iraq
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In the condition I am in at the moment, I would agree to make you -- no, everyone -- lasagna.
I would imagine that sometime when I am asleep this evening, the next soldier will be killed in Iraq bringing the total deaths reported to another milestone: 3,800.
And the words no longer flow from my mind to my fingertips like they once did. I have spent my tears and words and I have little left. The sadness for one becomes the sadness for many and then the sadness for thousands and thousands. And in the background sits the monkey faced fool and his supporters screaming that they are winning because they are keeping the deaths going another six months.
And the sadness comes and stays.
Not unlike Tena, and a coupla peeps who explicitly requested removal when they became disillusioned with this rather unruly bunch of fucktarded nardflukes.
NTodd, P-I-G Pig
Better than a Caterwauling Cunthead.
she's an angel all right, but you don't own her... oh, ubiquitous one.
Very true, Jennifer
I know that what you are doing in Guadalcanal is very brave, but I have something very important to tell you.
OH MY GOD. OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!
*smokes cigarette*
Never mind.
Red Thin Line. Miranda Otto.
res, I'll be up Wednesday afternoon.
Lasagna just may be the perfect food.
I am NOT a fucktarded nardfluke.
I am a spleenish bitchwalla.
watertiger
Just got here and that is the first post I read.
Looks like an interesting evening.
uncle b...
here we are and no tobemonster to spank...
I am NOT a fucktarded nardfluke.
I am a spleenish bitchwalla.
Tomayto, tomahto.
Bush Doggery....
What kind of fuckery is this?
Oh, fuck yeah! -- it's just the Bush Crime Family, as usual -- so, what else is new?
You can't believe the Bushies played us out like this? Well, what did you motherfuckers expect from these corporate fascists?
Exactly.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
The ones who declare that they are never coming back again always come back.
It's the ones that just disappear w/o an announcement who really disappear ... and they are usually the ones you do NOT want to disappear.
(Am I making a bit of sense?)
Red Thin Line. Miranda Otto.
Phhphhphht! I saw her on Madison Avenue the other day.
Nyah.
Nyah.
Nyah.
Is there a good feature film about J. Edgar Hoover and the FBI during his tenure?
He was moved to a hiatus status months ago - during The Minor Unpleasantness - when he said he was never coming back. Not unlike Tena, and a coupla peeps who explicitly requested removal when they became disillusioned with this rather unruly bunch of fucktarded nardflukes.
NTodd, P-I-G Pig
Please remove Melissa and me.
I like this place and most here, but you are a dick.
.
Looks like an interesting evening.
You can thank me for that.
(Am I making a bit of sense?)
res ipsa loquitur
Only if you've been drinking.
I love lasagne.
In other news, Ripley deals with the vaccuum cleaner.
http://plush-life.blogspot.com/2...ded-
vacuum.html
(a special closeup in their just for Watertiger)
I like this place and most here, but you are a dick.
No, he's not.
Touchdown!
Please remove Melissa and me.
I like this place and most here, but you are a dick.
That's cool, agave. Because I think you're the stupidest, jackassedest, most ignorant fucker with the greatest need for counseling and anger management classes second only to Zod. And I mean that with the utmost respect and sincerity, just like when I say 'fuck Bush.'
No, really.
I like this place and most here, but you are a dick.
No, he's not.
res ipsa loquitur
There seems to be some confusion between subject and object.
Wow. Brad deLong gets all shrill and shit on Jeff Toobin
Are you *that* scared of writing: "Bush v. Gore is an exception. The opinion of the majority was do different from their normal views that nobody not a Republican hack can argue that the decision was anything other than a successful stealing of the election for the Republican"?
http://www.tpmcafe.com/blog/coff...#comment-
302533
Lasagna just may be the perfect food.
Well no.
That would be delicious nachos.
Or maybe cheezburger.
NOW I'M CONFUSED.
Fucking Sandra Day O'Connor should have gone on the record for Toobin.
She would still be a fucking asshole, but at least she'd have gone on the record.
I think I'm gonna go see Toobin speak at the NY Historical Society.
No, he's not.
He certainly does a great impersonation of one from time to time.
It's "Thin Red" line, fucknozzle
There's sheets, in case anyone is interested ...
CoT & watertiger ...
Let's check out that Lizzzzzzz Winstead thing again next week.
NTodd Bollinger.
I really like this part:
This mission must be further and continually defined...
Will they calibrate the "continual" redefinitions in Friedman units, do you think?
(Am I making a bit of sense?)
res ipsa loquitur | Homepage | 09.24.07 - 10:41 pm | #
as usual, yes...
Oddly enough
new
Sheets!
Fucking Sandra Day O'Connor should have gone on the record for Toobin.
She would still be a fucking asshole, but at least she'd have gone on the record.
True, dat.
Why is this bullshit about Warren Jeffs on mah teevee?
Anybody into seeing "Helvetica" on Friday? It's supposed to be a scream ...
"here we are and no tobemonster to spank..."
Life will go on.
However, it would be nice to have someone to kick - been a shitty stretch of days.
Lasagna just may be the perfect food.
Well no.
That would be delicious nachos.
Or maybe cheezburger.
NOW I'M CONFUSED.
fourlegsrgood, gots pitchfork
The perfect food is dick.
Anybody into seeing "Helvetica" on Friday? It's supposed to be a scream ...
Brooklyn Girl, firesign | 09.24.07 - 10:46 pm | #
What is this Helvetica of which you speak?
We agree that there must be a clearly defined and measurable mission for our continued military involvement in Iraq. This mission must be further and continually defined so that the military and the country are aware of the end goal of our mission in Iraq and what progress toward that goal is being achieved.
- whoever
That would be when the cost of producing one barrel of, ahem, "Iraqi oil" over the income derived from selling one barrel of same hits 1/1.
But by then of course most of this pnac crowd will be pushing up daisies. Compared to them, their scions will be batshit crazy, no doubt. Like father, like son.
"Helvetica" is a film about people completely obsessed with ... a typeface (very similar to the one we're using now).
Okay, so it's not everyone's cup of tea. I confess, I'm a bit of a design geek.
Anyway .... here's a link.
"bipartisan" is the quickest way for me to never donate to a candidate
Arrgh! Hulk smash political disagreement! Hulk listen Press Dean David Broder.
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