HULK SMASH!!!
Wee.
WOOOO?
There is ANOTHER J. Goldberg?
Curse, you, Snow
So many wankers, so few days.
What's a shame is that Kerry ran on that wankerism and we had to pretend it made sense.
Okay I can no longer delay second breakfast.
The war would have ended up a great success if there was a different administration running it, a different press reporting it, a different army fighting it, and a different kind of Iraqi enjoying the glory of it.
so not incompent, but evil?
Curse, you, Snow
Take a number and wait your turn. :p
Hitler's scheme to take over all of Europe and expel/kill everyone not German was done in only by incompetence.
Fox just did a story about Gen. McPeak comparing Pres. Bill as a new Joe McCarthy... then they showed footage of Gene McCarthy. Indicative of Fox's cumulative IQ and non-credibilty - as if any more evidence was required.
Brand name incompetence.
Awesome.
Meanwhile, I've got crazy cats.
and a different kind of Iraqi enjoying the glory of it.
Moe Szyslak, cold
I heard it was because Saddam stole all their candy and flowers.
I mean, what's this incompetence dodge except saying that you didn't understand how the real world works?
I heard it was because Saddam stole all their candy and flowers.
George Johnston
No, it was the Iranians did that!
I'd be surprised if anyone on Fox News' entire payroll has an IQ over 100.
Liberal appointments to the federal courts will undermine family values for generations to come.
-- Lindsey Graham, in mailer I received
What a dick Chimpy is to hand a foreign military conflict to his successor. Oh wait, Poppy did that too.
Liberal appointments to the federal courts will undermine family values for generations to come.
Finally, some good news out of Washington.
Okay I can no longer delay second breakfast.
Halfdan
A note of caution.
http://icanhascheezburger.files....eps-in-
food.jpg
Not to be too OT, but I wish to announce that the Easter menu is Pheasant Under Glass.
The war would have ended up a great success if there was a different administration running it, a different press reporting it, a different army fighting it, and a different kind of Iraqi enjoying the glory of it.
Moe Szyslak, cold
On a different planet...
Okay I can no longer delay second breakfast.
Shit, I haven't even had first coffee yet.
The first and biggest mistake of the thousands that came afterwards was the mistake of invading in the first place. But we'll just look over that tremendous, gigantic, bonehead blunder.
The Bush administration went into Iraq for the same reasons that the banks went into the sub prime market. GREED!!!! It didn't matter that there wasn't any good reason to go. It didn't matter that there were tremendous risks. There was "gold in them thar deserts" and we wanted it, consequences be damned.
Iraq is just one huge ugly symbol for the failings of the neocon policies of this administration. Stupidity and greed!!!!
I finally tried Hulu. I grant that it's done better than YouTube, but who really wants to sit hunched in front of a computer display to watch TV shows?
I note that one frequent way in which people argue for the proposition that poor execution, rather than an underlying flawed concept, are at the root of the Iraq disaster is to simply observe that mistakes were made in Iraq.
this summarizes mccain's campaign platform quite nicely.
Even Yglesias gets in on the fun:
I note that one frequent way in which people argue for the proposition that poor execution, rather than an underlying flawed concept, are at the root of the Iraq disaster is to simply observe that mistakes were made in Iraq.
Referring to the Iraq invasion as a 'flawed concept' is to understate.
To be or not to be...that is the question.
That, and: where's my money?
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Okay I can no longer delay second breakfast.
What about elevenzies? Lunch? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about those?
but who really wants to sit hunched in front of a computer display to watch TV shows?
puppethead
Someone without cable?
I don't think the US military can take much more Pat Peale lovin'.
Fox just did a story about Gen. McPeak comparing Pres. Bill as a new Joe McCarthy... then they showed footage of Gene McCarthy
Yet more evidence that satire is dead.
today is the anniversary of one of the two days in modern history when jesus wasn't around pestering everyone.
O/T I wub u, billy b.
I heard it was because Saddam stole all their candy and flowers.
George Johnston
They're all in a safe deposit box in Damascus...
It wasn't "incompetent" for Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld to have rejected those methods; the rejection followed directly from what they were trying to accomplish.
It's a helluva way to wave your dick around.
Someone without cable?
Gimlet
I was thinking more along the lines of modern technology, when you can watch computer video on your TV. You know, like Apple TV.
Shit, I haven't even had first coffee yet.
Making the first pot of coffee is a centuries old bootstrap problem.
Ack! All this food talk keeps reminding me I've gotta go to the grocery store.
See you beloved moonbats later. Play nice while I'm away. Please.
Making the first pot of coffee is a centuries old bootstrap problem.
If I'd had a Coffee Faerie it wouldn't be an issue.
O/T I wub u, billy b.
back at ya, doll.
XXX OOO XXX
Judas Petraeus!
Shorter Jeffrey Goldberg: if only the bombs had been bigger we could have won in Iraq.
The war is such a nightmare. I don't envy the next prez. There are no good solutions.
Gawd, I hate George Bush with all of my heart and soul.
Liberal appointments to the federal courts will undermine family values for generations to come.
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WHOSE FAMILY VALUES?????? Larry Craigs, David Vitter's, Clinton's, Spitzer's, Gingrich's,?????
The government has no business in dictating "family values".
I finally tried Hulu. I grant that it's done better than YouTube, but who really wants to sit hunched in front of a computer display to watch TV shows?
If you go to Hulu, at least watch some Young Hercules so I can haz residuals. 
Yet more evidence that satire is dead.
So is Sartre.
It's a helluva way to wave your dick around.
Ain't that the troof?
If I'd had a Coffee Faerie it wouldn't be an issue.
NTodd†
why do you think i've stayed married for 30 years? in the end, it's worth the coffee.
if captain hazelwood had prepared the crew for their drive into the reef, the entire Valdez episode woulda been an environmental windfall.
Shorter Jeffrey Goldberg: if only the bombs had been bigger we could have won in Iraq.
puppethead
We'll fix that gaffe in Iran.
http://www.retrosellers.com/
imag...strangelove.jpg
If you go to Hulu, at least watch some Young Hercules so I can haz residuals.
Did you ever figure out if you REALLY get them?
Shorter Jeffrey Goldberg: if only the bombs had been bigger we could have won in Iraq.
We should've nuked Iraq from space, just be sure.
Looks like Goldberg needs to hang with Andy Sully some more.
If you go to Hulu, at least watch some Young Hercules so I can haz residuals.
Toonscribe: Grumpy
That's online content, don't you get screwed like the writers did?
Yet more evidence that satire is dead.
So is Sartre.
For himself, or in himself?
Everyone watch Young Hercules!
why do you think i've stayed married for 30 years? in the end, it's worth the coffee.
That's why I stuck around 2 years longer than I should have...
but who really wants to sit hunched in front of a computer display to watch TV shows?
I don't hafta hunch at my 19"er. And when I gets my 25" wide ride, I'll jolly well sit back and put my feets up...
So is Sartre.
NTodd† | Homepage | 03.22.08 - 12:27 pm | #
He's not dead. He's nauseated. And searching for a method.
I haveta go to the store, and I've got 5 echinacea to plant, and a buncha seedlings to pot up...eggs to dye. Urgh.
We should've nuked Iraq from space, just be sure.
NTodd†
We like Iraq only because we hate it.
For himself, or in himself?
Hell is other commenters.
US troops kill Sunni allies, again
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/
20080...ZeLZGjiGWms0NUE
Shit, I haven't even had first coffee yet.
Hey, I'm on the left coast and I'm ahead of you.
AND I have to clean the turtle tank. Joy.
WHOSE FAMILY VALUES?????? Larry Craigs, David Vitter's, Clinton's, Spitzer's, Gingrich's,?????
That's what I'm saying. What are the family values being referred to here. This kind of thing is going to make it very difficult to avoid asking the question I don't want to mention.
copyright dave.
I take issue with that TigerBeat crap you were spinning.
I was always partial to 16 Magazine, thank you.
There are two kinds of colonialist literature. One implies that if only we did it right, better, we could have done some good. Think "Heart of Darkness." The other criticizes the colonialist project, arguing that there is no "good" way to go into a culture, smash shit up, and then rebuild it. Think Things Fall Apart.
As far as Iraq is concerned, Goldberg is a Conradian, but we here are generally Achebian.
Meanwhile, it's 1972 on the 10@10 marathon!
The other J. Goldberg is funny too:
"Mamet has committed the sin of free-thinking in a world that defines it as "ideological rigidity" while dubbing conformity "diversity." Already, critics are saying his work is slipping. Soon, they will say his work was never that great to begin with (that's what they’ve been doing to Dennis Miller for his heresy)."
My fav Jonah Goldberg analgrams:
"Beg lard, jog hon!"
"HA! Born joggled."
"Hand job logger."
"God, he gnarl job."
I don't hafta hunch at my 19"er. And when I gets my 25" wide ride, I'll jolly well sit back and put my feets up...
Elmer, PHD (horrible)
Hunched, I say. I've got a 61" TV. NBC's view of family TV viewing night:
"Come on kids, gather around the laptop to watch TV with me and your father. We're making popcorn in the laser oven."
I don't remember it being quite that way in those "vision of the future" fantasies...
That's online content, don't you get screwed like the writers did?
The writers won.
if the war had been this or that, people would still be dead because of it. if the war hadn't been, maybe not.
Yet more evidence that satire is dead.
So is Sartre.
NTodd†
Being and Notingness?
Dennis Miller did great work?
Arguing that the invasion of Iraq was incompetent is like saying that a rape was just a badly handled date.
I can't dance
US troops kill Sunni allies, again
We only make mistakes.
Jeebus! Why does anyone need a 61" TV?
mrs g brought me coffee in bed this morning, then fixed me a nice breakfast (scrambled eggs, peppers, onions and faux italian sausage) before she went off to work so that i won't be hungry when i go play with my community theatre friends.
which sounds nice, but she forgot the fucking potatoes.
Did you ever figure out if you REALLY get them?
According to the new WGA contract, I'm supposed to -- however, there is always a time lag in residuals collection and payments and I won't know how much until the first check comes.
That's online content, don't you get screwed like the writers did?
I am a writer -- card-carrying member of the WGA. And The Animation Guild (formerly M.P.S.C. - Motion Picture Screen Cartoonists) for that matter.
Jeebus! Why does anyone need a 61" TV?
I keep asking Monsieur that.
Dennis Miller's hairplug surgeon went too deep.
I can't jump, either
Speaking of the doughy pantload, here's a liberal fascist
Winston Churchill visited Rome. "I could not help being charmed by Signor Mussolini's gentle and simple bearing, and by his calm, detached poise in spite of so many burdens and dangers," Churchill said in a press statement. Italian fascism, he said, had demonstrated that there was a way to combat subversive forces; it had provided the "necessary antidote to the Russian virus."
"If I had been an Italian I am sure I should have been entirely with you from the beginning to the end of your victorious struggle against the bestial appetites and passions of Leninism," Churchill told the Romans. It was January 20, 1927.
http://www.simonsays.com/content...d=616619&
agid=2
I take issue with that TigerBeat crap you were spinning.
I was always partial to 16 Magazine, thank you.
I liked "PoonBeat," myself.
"Mamet has committed the sin of free-thinking in a world that defines it as "ideological rigidity" while dubbing conformity "diversity." Already, critics are saying his work is slipping. Soon, they will say his work was never that great to begin with (that's what they’ve been doing to Dennis Miller for his heresy)."
Translated DoughBob LoadPant:
I'll string together a bunch of high-falutin' words in a meaningless fashion and impress everyone. I hope they don't figure out I'm as dumb as a post...
Making the first pot of coffee is a centuries old bootstrap problem.
Woulda thought the Mr Coffee with the timer thingie sawed the horns off that dilemna...
I have no rhythm
Jeebus! Why does anyone need a 61" TV?
Well, you don't *need* 61 inches, but you're sure happy when you see 'em, no? No?
Jeebus! Why does anyone need a 61" TV?
maybe their living room is 90' long.
As far as Iraq is concerned, Goldberg is a Conradian, but we here are generally Achebian.
Molly Ivors, Sick
For so many Bush enablers running the war better means having more and better "stress positions"
Radiohead will be appearing in NJ in August.
The last time I went to see them was at the Meadowlands and I think a rainfall record was broken that day.
Too expensive and chancy.
which sounds nice, but she forgot the fucking potatoes.
I'm not saying a word....
I can't jump, either
That's because you have a chip the size of Mt McKinley on your shoulder, racist.
I am a writer -- card-carrying member of the WGA. And The Animation Guild
Ah, I figured just the animation part. Well here's hoping. So the new WGA contract covers old and new content shown online, just not new? Good.
As far as Iraq is concerned, Goldberg is a Conradian, but we here are generally Achebian.
Molly Ivors, Sick | Homepage | 03.22.08 - 12:31 pm | #
Do you think Conrad believed that a little regulation could have made Belgium behave like human beings instead of vampire bats from hell?
Good afternoon, friends.
You'd think ONE douchebag named J. Goldberg would be enough.
which sounds nice, but she forgot the fucking potatoes.
Mrs. Gently should beat you soundly.
Goldberg is a Conradian, but we here are generally Achebian.
Actually, I'm more of a Swiftian, as in Book III of GT--the flying island of Laputa inflicting shock and awe on the cities below, the island operated by people who tailor their ill-fitting clothes according to geometrical principles, and whose politics is governed by the careful scrutiny of--this is Swift, remember--shit.
I didn't say anything racially charged....I don't think the Clintons have any secrets left, frankly.
YellowDogJen
OK, if I made a mistake about you, I am sorry. But if you are going to throw out flippantly negative comments like that about our candidates in this climate, you are going to draw fire. Just scroll thru the last thread and look at all of the truckloads of the same kind of shit coming from people who are clearly trolls. Perhaps you will see how one might honestly make the same mistake I apparently did.
I liked "PoonBeat," myself.
Well, of course.
I didn't miss an issue of Mad for something like 10 years. And then I picked up my first copy of the Lampoon when I was a junior in HS and I didn't read much Mad after that.
Mrs. Gently should beat you soundly.
well, that would make up for the potatoes i guess. a little.
Woulda thought the Mr Coffee with the timer thingie sawed the horns off that dilemna...
Elmer, PHD (horrible)
Except Mr. Coffee makes terrible coffee.
Our living room's a comfy 20' long, and I think the one we got was 32". Plenty big, and muck larger than what we had.
Jeebus! Why does anyone need a 61" TV?
You know why women are so bad at spatial cognitive stuff, right?
They've been told their whole lives that *this* [holds thumb and forefinger suspiciously close together] is six inches.
Already, critics are saying his work is slipping. Soon, they will say his work was never that great to begin with (that's what they’ve been doing to Dennis Miller for his heresy)."
Shorter Doughy
You see the sun go down in the West. You see it come up again in the East.
Of course the sun travels around the earth. Sill liberals.
Do you think Conrad believed that a little regulation could have made Belgium behave like human beings instead of vampire bats from hell?
It wasn't Belgium, it was all King Leopold.
Who used to post here, once upon a time...
Jeebus! Why does anyone need a 61" TV?
Well, I didn't go out and buy it, it sort of fell into my possession (legitimately).
But I must say, I don't spend money going to movie theaters, so that's why.
White House: Computer hard drives tossed
"When workstations are at the end of their lifecycle and retired ... the hard drives are generally sent offsite to another government entity for physical destruction," the White House said in a sworn declaration filed with U.S. Magistrate Judge John Facciola.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/
20080...AJDNa6gdCeyFz4D
Comment by Typical White Person blocked.
Why don't you go to your cross-burning and leave the grown ups here alone?
blerb, apology accepted. Please forgive my ill-mannered and uncivil retort.
Perhaps you will see how one might honestly make the same mistake I apparently did.
blerb | 03.22.08 - 12:36 pm | #
eh - i don't see it myself. of course, i've been reading jen's comments for a long time, so maybe my opinion is colored (yellow)
btw, obama sucks.
(so does hillary, of course)
Jeebus! Why does anyone need a 61" TV?
Especially when there's 65" models out now.
I am guilty. Guilty, guilty, guilty.
Jeebus! Why does anyone need a 61" TV?
Well, you don't *need* 61 inches, but you're sure happy when you see 'em, no? No?
Thers
No flirting!
And remember size doesn't matter.
Winston Churchill visited Rome. "I could not help being charmed by Signor Mussolini's gentle and simple bearing, and by his calm, detached poise in spite of so many burdens and dangers," Churchill said in a press statement.
And the neo-fascists in this country always use the lefts' alleged support of Mussolini during that period as one of their talking points.
Thanks. I never knew this. I can use it against them now.
There are two kinds of colonialist literature.
Oh, at least, yes.
Do you think Conrad believed that a little regulation could have made Belgium behave like human beings instead of vampire bats from hell?
Well, Marlowe did. There was the "restraint" guy who taught the native women to starch his collars in the jungle. And of course Kurtz was perceived to be a model colonizer, before the jungle made him crazy.
And remember size doesn't matter.
Gimlet |
that's what all you guys w/ little winkies say.
I have a black friend
White House issues statement on Taiwan election
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/r...20080322-
4.html
And remember size doesn't matter.
It's not the size, it's the humidity.
That's what I'm saying. What are the family values being referred to here. This kind of thing is going to make it very difficult to avoid asking the question I don't want to mention.
Snow (D-SC)
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Iin complete agreement with you. Just expressed it enthusiastically. I'm tired of the neocons demanding that the government dictate their family values onto the rest of us. I'm sick of their hypocritical family values that are supposed to apply to everyone but them.
We have a 32" tee-vee. Plenty for how much we use it...which isn't a lot.
It wasn't Belgium, it was all King Leopold.
Who used to post here, once upon a time...
Thers | Homepage | 03.22.08 - 12:37 pm | #
All the burgers and merchants
in old Antwerp town
thought the ivory was coming
from Heaven, somehow
I have a black friend
Typical White Person
i don't.
otoh, i don't have a white, asian or hispanic friend, either.
You guys can write to MSNBC at letters@msnbc.com if you want to ask them why they continue to employ a guy like Pat Buchanan. I mean, surely you wouldn't want to associate yourself with a guy like Buchanan who, after all, once ran for president with a campaign manager who was a member of several white supremacist and neo-Nazi groups.
Then again, they employed the I-Man for the longest time, but it's still worth asking them.
Well, you don't *need* 61 inches, but you're sure happy when you see 'em, no? No?
Why not just buy a movie theatre and make a profit?
OK, if I made a mistake about you, I am sorry. But if you are going to throw out flippantly negative comments like that about our candidates in this climate, you are going to draw fire.
Wow, that's a hell of an apology there, bumps.
I'm going to put simels on your ass. That'll fix you.
"What the world is confronting five years after the invasion—the mess that Gen. David Petraeus is attempting to clean up today—was almost entirely preventable."
Er, maybe we shouldn't have invaded and occupied Iraq in the first place, asshole!
Oh, at least, yes.
I should clarify: two major threads of colonialist critique in literature. I'm not talking about Kipling and his ilk.
I've always been struck by the fact that the people who yammer the loudest about "personal responsibility" always seem to mistake responsibility for guilt when it comes to actually taking responsibility.
Jest sayin'...
White House: Computer hard drives tossed
"When workstations are at the end of their lifecycle and retired ... the hard drives are generally sent offsite to another government entity for physical destruction," the White House said in a sworn declaration filed with U.S. Magistrate Judge John Facciola.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/ 20080...AJDNa6gdCeyFz4D
Lumpenprolitariot
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Another way to break the law, by trashing archives. So what is anyone going to do about it???? Nancy??? Harry????
might I share the first product of yesterday's recording session with the Old Time Liberation Front?
It's Feeder Mice Jig. Fun for spring- click the homepage...
Thanks, dirk.
I can't play basketball worth a damn.
that's what all you guys w/ little winkies say.
dirk gently,submerged
Now. Now. Those are lockerroom secrets. The union can pull your card for revealing things like this.
tkk has more sheets above. the rat.
Then again, they employed the I-Man for the longest time, but it's still worth asking them.
Did they really employ him? Or, did he just take a cut of the advertising from the simulcast?
Buchanan who, after all, once ran for president with a campaign manager who was a member of several white supremacist and neo-Nazi groups.
Let's not forget that wonderful speech of his at the 1992 GOP hatefest....er...convention.
I envy and fear the black penis
Thank you. Let this be a microcosm of the larger climbing-down that is so much needed. I got accused by Simels of being a phony yesterday and it pissed me off too. And if you are the poster formerly known as Jen from the blog, then of course I do remember having seen you around as long as I have been here, which is only like 4 years.
I can't say "nappy headed ho"
Well, Marlowe did. There was the "restraint" guy who taught the native women to starch his collars in the jungle. And of course Kurtz was perceived to be a model colonizer, before the jungle made him crazy.
Molly Ivors, Sick | Homepage | 03.22.08 - 12:39 pm | #
I dunno. To me, Conrad is accepting of the injustice and stupidity of hierarchy and colonization, without endorsing it. He seems to report ironically about the moral bibble he hears in Belgium.
Achebe is pissed off.
But then Conrad got the benefits and Achebe got the boot in his face.
"When workstations are at the end of their lifecycle and retired .
And the WH doesn't keep emails on their server?
I believe the election provides a fresh opportunity for both sides to reach out and engage one another in peacefully resolving their differences.
There's another Bush TOO?
I am guilty of every crime my ancestors committed
P O'Neill, I dig your posts. Informational to the core.
Plus, you swung a mean bat for the Reds.
owls!!!!!!!!!!
. And if you are the poster formerly known as Jen from the blog, then of course I do remember having seen you around as long as I have been here, which is only like 4 years.
blerb | 03.22.08 - 12:43 pm | #
THIS IS NOT JENNY FROM THE BLOG!!!!!
YellowDogJen does not equal Jennyftblog which also does not equal Jennifer. blerb, all three were around 7 years ago, m'kay? I think yellow dog is way off but for pete's sake, don't confuse her with my beloved Jenny from the blog, who I miss so.
.Wow, that's a hell of an apology there, bumps.
I'm going to put simels on your ass. That'll fix you.
billy b
He's already been about as big a dick to me as he ever has, so I don't see what difference it would make. He thinks far too highly of himself as some kind of divinely empowered arbiter of what is acceptable and cool and what is not. That is just a bunch of scoolyard BS.
"I want to nestle in your bosom"-Jeffrey Goldberg to David Betray Us
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