HULK SMASHED
Go paint your lawn!
BTW, if you're looking for something to listen to this afternoon, it's time for Blues by the Bay on KPFA...
Paint it - then get offa it!
Funny you should ask ...
Now excuse me as I have a lot of falling over and bleeding to do.
BTW, I hear the Jints pulled off a triple play last night!
Shot with,um, what?
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Ooops - diet soy Coke to dmark...
dave™©
Can I get one those mexican cokes with the real sugar instead?
Can I get one those mexican cokes with the real sugar instead?
Actually, you have to be careful - I hear they're starting to use corn syrup in those, too...
Anyone get shot in the face today?
Where's Cheney?
I'll miss The Lanny Davis Show...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/
20...o_n_104474.html
All I know is that I'd like to seat the full delegation from Florida up Lanny Davis's ass.
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Giants Turn Triple Play, Lose In 13
All I know is that I'd like to seat the full delegation from Florida up Lanny Davis's ass.
What's in your toolbox?
Nah, just sucker punched in the guts.
Lexington tops list of enemies to environment
'Carbon footprint' is largest in nation
http://www.kentucky.com/779/stor...ory/
418282.html
Lexington, which touts itself as the Horse Capital of the World, now has a less appealing nickname:
Bigfoot.
A first-of-its-kind study of the carbon footprints of the nation's 100 largest metropolitan areas being released by the Brookings Institution on Thursday puts Lexington at No. 100 -- the worst of them all.
Lexington is the 91st-largest metro area, but spews the greenhouse gases that contribute to global climate change at a per capita rate much higher than large cities such as Los Angeles (No. 2 on the footprint list) and New York (No. 4).
I was going to ask if I could be the person who expresses, "Fuck you," on behalf of the new administration, and then I realized I was asking to be Dick Cheney.
Yuk, I need a shower.
Lexington at No. 100 -- the worst of them all.
Oh horseshit!
What's in your toolbox?
Duct tape, a phillips head screw driver, and needle nosed pliers. Basically, you can do any project using just duct tape, a phillips head screw driver, and needle nosed pliers.
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Khalil Greene drew a bases-loaded walk to force in the go-ahead run
A bases-loaded walk. No excuse for that, for the kind of dough pitchers are paid in the bigs.
Yesterday, Cheney told the Republican Party in Virginia:
On the economy: “Republicans believe that when Americans are facing tough times, the first thing we should do is let them keep more of their own money. That is why the President proposed and signed a stimulus package with immediate, direct relief to the American taxpayer.”
On energy: “Our administration has worked with the Congress and the private sector to try to increase the efficiency of cars and trucks, to promote alternative fuels.”
On Iraq: “The work goes on — and our strategy in Iraq, with a surge of operations that began more than a year ago, is succeeding. The only way to lose this fight is to quit.”
Cuckoo. Cuckoo. Cuckoo.
The Lanny Davis Cigarette Story
For anyone who hasn't heard it.
I really need a bot to post this link whenever LD is mentioned.
Basically, you can do any project using just duct tape, a phillips head screw driver, and needle nosed pliers.
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William H. Rehnquist
As long as you're wearing shoes that you hanmmer with as well.
Basically, you can do any project using just duct tape
William H. Rehnquist
You've been reincarnated as "Red Green".
Ausman: Are you a representative of Clinton?
Davis: No, I'm actually just a person...
Ausman: Are you a designated representative of Clinton?
Davis: I am not a designated representative.
Ausman: Then why don't we have a designated representative speak for Clinton and you be silent?
.......................
Hey Lanny, howsabout you STFU?
Duct tape, a phillips head screw driver, and needle nosed pliers. Basically, you can do any project using just duct tape, a phillips head screw driver, and needle nosed pliers.
No hammer of the gods? I am skeptical.
Cheney told the Republican Party in Virginia
That mo fo isn't living on the same planet as the rest of us.
The 2 Year Old is looking out the window and yelling "wheeeee!" whenever it thunders. It is Teh Cuteness.
Didn't get shot, but we did have to chase down some asshole in a powerboat and carve "NO WAKE ZONE, ASSHOLE!" into his forehead with a penknife.
As long as you're wearing shoes that you hanmmer with as well.
Turn the pliers sideways.
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The 2 Year Old is looking out the window and yelling "wheeeee!" whenever it thunders. It is Teh Cuteness.
Thers
It's less appealing when McCain does it.
You've been reincarnated as "Red Green".
Zomb Villa.
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Turn the pliers sideways.
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William H. Rehnquist
Yeah, I think I have a scar from that trick.
Basically, you can do any project using just duct tape, a phillips head screw driver, and needle nosed pliers.
I have a huge zit on my face and I was planning to go out tonight. Should I start with the pliers?
HICA!
It's crazy fuckin' hot.
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That mo fo isn't living on the same planet as the rest of us.
Hence the expression, "he's in his own little world."
whiskeyina
The Lanny Davis Cigarette Story
That explains a lot. Hazed by GW Bush. Unreal.
Didn't get shot, but we did have to chase down some asshole in a powerboat and carve "NO WAKE ZONE, ASSHOLE!" into his forehead with a penknife.
How My Penknife Saved My Vacation, a short story
I've never seen Lanny Davis before, Christ, what an idiot...
footloose? is that smiley face for my zit or are you just glad to see me?!
I think I'm related to Thers; I've waited until 3:55 and now I think I should weed the flower bed until the committee meeting resumes.
I have a huge zit on my face and I was planning to go out tonight. Should I start with the pliers?
GAH!
The Week in Denialism teaches us that the carbon tax is the event horizon of a black hole; that middle class Americans must not be lumped together with wildlife; and that animals have no right to our protection, given that they're always eating each other.
I have a huge zit on my face and I was planning to go out tonight. Should I start with the pliers?
Always start with duct tape. 90% of all projects can be accomplished with a thorough and vigorous application of duct tape.
Use the pliers only after you poke at it for a while with the phillips head screwdriver.
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It's crazy fuckin' hot.
Huuuuuuumid, too.
No.
How My Penknife Saved My Vacation, a short story
Apostate, Burnt Tonuge
He's lucky we didn't have the late Chief Justice's toolbox handy.
Always start with duct tape. 90% of all projects can be accomplished with a thorough and vigorous application of duct tape.
Use the pliers only after you poke at it for a while with the phillips head screwdriver.
This new learning amazes me!
William H. Rehnquist | 05.31.08 - 4:00 pm |
Always start with duct tape. 90% of all projects can be accomplished with a thorough and vigorous application of duct tape.
While I was playing a gig last winter, somebody crashed my rearview mirror almost completely off my car. A friend suggested how to take it apart and put it back on somehow. I just duct-taped it.
For months afterwards, I kept noticing that really cute guys passing me in cars were staring at me. I finally realized it was the duct tape that caught there eye!
But how fucking hard is it to understand that predation takes place in a specific physical environment that affects both predator and prey? I mean, putting aside the absurdity of calling the polar bears' tentative rebound an "explosion," how could any remotely sane or intelligent person believe that loss of habitat has no real bearing on the ultimate survival of a given animal, simply because that animal continues to be eaten by the natural predators who share its habitat?
Bad-faith poisoning has rotted their thinking caps.
Kind off topic. I was doing the shooting of someone's face. Ok, my face, I can shoot pretty far.
Ani DiFranco rocking out on Mountain Stage. She sounds great, and she's the perfect antidote for Lanny Davisitis.
whiskeyina
Tip for the fashion-minded
http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/
d..._tape_suit1.jpg
For months afterwards, I kept noticing that really cute guys passing me in cars were staring at me. I finally realized it was the duct tape that caught there eye!
Duct tape accounts for 53% of the composition of Viagra.
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I don't know about Yale, but if Chimpy went around trying to burn people with a cigarette where I went to college, he would have wound up smoking that cigarette from his colon.
Gah--there=their (and my second grade teacher facepalms).
palmface???
Suicide bomber kills 10 in Iraq
BAGHDAD (AP) - The top official in a town west of Baghdad says 10 people have been killed when a suicide bomber struck a police checkpoint.
Authorities have announced a vehicle ban in the town of Hit to prevent more attacks following Saturday's bombing.
Hit's top official Hikmat Jubeir says those killed included six policemen and four civilians. He says 12 other people have been wounded.
Hit is 85 miles west of Baghdad in the former insurgent stronghold of Anbar province.
That mo fo isn't living on the same planet as the rest of us.
Hence the expression, "he's in his own little world."
montag
Halliburtonland
Michigan, my Michigan.
I took a nap. I've been thinking about this all day.
I just don't see how they can count the votes in Michigan. Can anyone point me in a direction as to how it could even remotely be fair to count votes in a flawed primary?
Duct tape accounts for 53% of the composition of Viagra.
You forgot the tongue depressor. Or popsickle stick broken in half for the trools and other republics.
I finally realized it was the duct tape that caught there eye!
Duct tape on a women is teh hawt! Resistance is futile!
women, woman, wimmins, all that
Gimlet--nice, but kinda sweaty I'm guessin'!
I don't know about Yale, but if Chimpy went around trying to burn people with a cigarette where I went to college, he would have wound up smoking that cigarette from his colon.
heh. Exactly.
That pic of the little maggot taking a cheap shot wile playing rugby would have gotten his ass kicked also.
You forgot the tongue depressor.
That's the remaining 47%....
I mean, Levin's argument was very compelling, and I can understand why Levin and the state party went ahead with an early primary, since he felt the R&B Committee dropped the ball on adding a primary early in the process. Of course, what they did hurt the voters in Michigan, but like so many others, I don't think the IA/NH status in the process is fair, either.
I now see an ad for what appears to be a lesbian dating service.
New Swan diary and poll:
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonl...5/31/12304/
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That pic of the little maggot taking a cheap shot wile playing rugby would have gotten his ass kicked also.
The above is incoherent.
But you knew what I meant...
Something is very bizrre about Lanny Davis. I know he campaigned for Lieberman and was very vocal about how poorly his pal was treated but his recent behavior on CNN shows a very desperate man and he isn't a committee member.
Maybe he realizes that this is effectively the end of the DNC as run by the Clintonites or even a split in the DLC. Who knows?
Chimpy went around trying to burn people with a cigarette
Some people just can't take a joke.
Can't a guy have a little fun?
/wingnuts
"Going 6½ years without another 9/11 is not an accident; it's an achievement," Cheney told about 500 people at the Greater Richmond Convention Center.
Cheney, touting presumed Republican presidential nominee, Sen. John McCain, said the GOP can offer a sharp contrast with Democrats on lower taxes and limited government. But the biggest distinction can be made, Cheney said, on national security.
About 25 war protesters clustered outside the glass-and-steel hall in which Cheney spoke. They chanted, "Arrest George Bush; arrest Cheney first."
Take 'em together, like the time they "testified" before Congress.
New Swan diary and poll:
Well, they can just cancel Saturday night and throw in Sunday for good measure, because my weekend's complete!
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I just don't see how they can count the votes in Michigan. Can anyone point me in a direction as to how it could even remotely be fair to count votes in a flawed primary?
its seems to be totally FUBAR. Ive got no idea how it can be fairly sorted out.
it's the end of anyone giving a shit about lanny davis
I wonder if watertiger will be caught in Arthur?
Maybe he realizes that this is effectively the end of the DNC as run by the Clintonites or even a split in the DLC. Who knows?
Whatever it is, it's probably not punishment enough.
That young man ought to be named Cheesedickus Maximus.
Could the Rules Committee (or whoever they are) please delay resuming the meeting until after the Shuttle launches?
"Going 6½ years without another 9/11 is not an accident; it's an achievement," Cheney told about 500 people at the Greater Richmond Convention Center.
500 people? heh.
I wouldn't describe that as a "throng".
Keep yapping Pork Chop. You're helping the Dems.
it's the end of anyone giving a shit about lanny davis
And there was much rejoicing.
yaay.
its seems to be totally FUBAR. Ive got no idea how it can be fairly sorted out.
That's why I've been so disgruntled.
Maybe I'm only half shot.
I wonder if watertiger will be caught in Arthur?
Is that, like, a comment about watertiger cheating with an Atriot's hubby?
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Disenfranchised Floridian Democrats: is there any tale much sadder?
"Going 6½ years without another 9/11 is not an accident; it's all part of our plan for fascist USA," Cheney told about 500 people at the Greater Richmond Convention Center.
found your* terrorist
*his
"Going 6½ years without another 9/11 is not an accident; it's an achievement,"
Like shooting someone in the face and have HIM apologize to YOU.
Chimpy went around trying to burn people with a cigarette
And blowing up frogs
And authorizing torture
You'd think that some journalist might see a pattern here
Is that, like, a comment about watertiger cheating with an Atriot's hubby?
If you consider a Tropical Storm a hubby, then yes! Certainly, I know some hubbies who act like tropical storms!
I don't know about Yale, but if Chimpy went around trying to burn people with a cigarette....
Chimpy is the kind of guy that was a cheerleader at Phillips Andover Academy.
Is that, like, a comment about watertiger cheating with an Atriot's hubby?
[PSSSSST]
Bill - Arthur's a dog.
I don't wonder about Watertiger at all. I think she can take care of herself.
If you consider a Tropical Storm a hubby, then yes! Certainly, I know some hubbies who act like tropical storms!
where did WT go?
Disenfranchised Floridian Democrats: is there any tale much sadder?
Ask your penis.
Wanker of the day? 
For months afterwards, I kept noticing that really cute guys passing me in cars were staring at me. I finally realized it was the duct tape that caught there eye!
whiskeyina | Homepage | 05.31.08 - 4:03 pm | #
Hmmmm.... [starts designing duct tape bikini]
Wouldn't that be Arthur caught in watertiger?
Disenfranchised Floridian Democrats: is there any tale much sadder?
Look in the nearest mirror.
Disenfranchised Floridian Democrats: is there any tale much sadder?
Oh, I don't know. The one your mother tells about how you've been a complete disappointment your entire life--that one's kinda sad. Especially the part where she went to a clinic to get an abortion and they said they couldn't do it because you were eight years old.
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Ask your penis.
He'll need the popsickle stick broken in half along with a little piece of duct tape.
A little early in the day for dick jokes, isn't it?
Especially the part where she went to a clinic to get an abortion and they said they couldn't do it because you were eight years old.
Ok I actually have to wipe my monitor for real now.
A little early in the day for dick jokes, isn't it?
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 05.31.08 - 4:18 pm | #
Yes.
So why are you here?
Why can't these committee members start throwing punches around?
Ok I actually have to wipe my monitor for real now.
ditto
Bill - Arthur's a dog.
Ewwww.
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Duct tape accounts for 53% of the composition of Viagra.
And, you can use duct tape to remove warts. This really works! I've tried it myself.
He'll need the popsickle stick broken in half along with a little piece of duct tape.
or a match stick.
A little early in the day for dick jokes, isn't it?
It's a little early in the day for your bullshit.
abyss, are you in need of something? Your name suggests as much.
or a match stick.
heh.
Hmmmm.... [starts designing duct tape bikini] ~ abyssgazer
Ouch! Hmmmm..or is it itch?
Why can't these committee members start throwing punches around?
The typical wingnut mentality.
Solve every problem with violence and force.
Comment by Toby Petzold blocked
Could you speak a little louder?
Old Man's just mad because his poopsickle company crapped out.
Oh, well. Don't eat your inventory, loser. Or do. You are what you eat.
9/11? Of course we haven't been attacked since then. The fascist neocons got what they wanted. A false sense of patriotism by the public and the media. Laws that control any dissent by the public. A perpetual war. The gutting of our justice system which was replaced by Bush loyalists. The coupe came close to succeeding but time is running out on the neocons. They have two choices to continue their coupe, another terrorist attack, where martial law would follow or get John McCain or Hillary Clinton elected as our next president.
Comment by Toby Petzold blocked
Could you speak a little louder?
dave™©
A capital idea!
Bill - Arthur's a dog.
billy b
Shhhh! Arthur doesn't know that.
The typical wingnut mentality.
Solve every problem with violence and force.
This type only throws punches on the internets. They get real meek in person.
abyss, are you in need of something? Your name suggests as much.
Big talk for someone sporting a chapstick when fully engorged.
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Temple:
Laws that control any dissent by the public.
Really? Can you name an example?
Temple Of The Dog | 05.31.08 - 4:22 pm
Basil would be proud:
A British holidaymaker was awarded compensation by a court because there were too many German tourists at the hotel he booked in Greece, newspapers reported Saturday.
David Barnish, 47, paid 4,000 pounds (5,100 euros, 8,000 dollars) to take his wife and three daughters to a resort in Kos, but the family were unable to take part in entertainment or children's activities because they were only organised in the German language, the Daily Telegraph and Sun reported.
Barnish sued holiday company Thomson for breach of contract, claiming it had failed to disclose that the Grecotel Park hotel was used almost exclusively by Germans.
This type only throws punches on the internets. They get real meek in person.
billy b
For sure - they all TALK tough.
Rehnquist, I'd give your wife such a long-dicking they'd make you King of England if you could pull me off her.
Basically, you can do any project using just duct tape, a phillips head screw driver, and needle nosed pliers.
Not fucking, you can't. Unless your partner is really kinky.
Toby, how can you live with yourself knowing you've voted for and continue to support a madman who has placed our country on the brink of collapse economincally, has created more enemies for our country and has dangerously weakened our military?
Really? Can you name an example?
Patriot Act.
David Barnish, 47, paid 4,000 pounds (5,100 euros, 8,000 dollars) to take his wife and three daughters to a resort in Kos
Ewww. I mean, I know he's the great orange satan, but I don't think he's THAT large.
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Brokaw says, “But this president was determined to go to war. It was more theology than it was anything else. It was pretty hard to deal with.” So “hard” that the media didn’t even try hard to “deal” with the 'theology." NBC and others chose to focus on the “evidence” of WMD rather than the evidence that the administration was simply bent on going to war, WMD or not.
Brokaw, to make light of McClellan’s charges, also declares that “all wars are based on propaganda.”
He also blames the Democrats for not raising more of an antiwar cry. What kind of journalist explains a failure to probe the real reasons for a war on others who may not be doing their own due diligence? And as Media Matters pointed out this week, Brokaw's NBC devoted exactly 32 words to the key antiwar political speech in September 2002 by Sen. Ted Kennedy. The other networks did much the same.
That's the standard response by the media, that they don't make the news, they report it. So if only those lazyass Democrats had said something against the war, they could have reported it. Except that when some of the Democrats did say such things, the media didn't report it.
Brokaw: It needs to be viewed in the context of that time. When a president says we’re going to war, that there’s a danger of the mushroom crowd. We know there had been experiments with Iraqi nuclear programs in the past. Honorable people believed he had weapons of mass destruction.
Honorable people.
Going 6½ years without another 9/11 is not an accident
9/11 comes every year on the same day.
Basically, you can do any project using just duct tape, a phillips head screw driver, and needle nosed pliers.
vice grips.
Not fucking, you can't. Unless your partner is really kinky.
Come sit by me, we need to talk.
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Toby, give it up.
Rehnquist is running circles around you, and not even trying.
Ewww. I mean, I know he's the great orange satan, but I don't think he's THAT large.
Fucking KOSACKS.
vice grips.
Not to be mistaken for nipple clamps.
Starts good, ends bad.
http://www.jsonline.com/watch/?watch=1
how can you live with yourself knowing you've voted for and continue to support a madman who has placed our country on the brink of collapse economincally, has created more enemies for our country and has dangerously weakened our military?
Temple Of The Dog |
What's worse is that he's proud that he continues to support the deciderer.
Going 6½ years without another 9/11 is not an accident
You must have been really impressed by the way Bill Clinton kept America safe after the first WTC attack.
Rehnquist, I'd give your wife such a long-dicking they'd make you King of England if you could pull me off her.
Tubby's a virgin with a gherkin-sized pecker, ergo the 'long-dicking' he dreams about is a physical impossibility.
Basically, you can do any project using just duct tape, a phillips head screw driver, and needle nosed pliers.
vice grips
Amateurs.
You can do a damn thing without a hammer.
Toby, for one there are the freedom of speech zones. I could go on and list the laws past since 9/11 but I wouldn't want to waste my time. Besides you seem to be so out of touch with reality and such a little pussy that you would agree to give up your rights, freedom and privacy in order to feel safe from browned skinned people.
You must have been really impressed by the way Bill Clinton kept America safe after the first WTC attack.
SteveLG | 05.31.08 - 4:28 pm | #
yeah, but he cheated. he caught the guys who did it.
Tubby's a virgin with a gherkin-sized pecker
Cornichon.
You can do a damn thing without a hammer.
cahuenga | 05.31.08 - 4:28 pm
sorry, dude. a big pair of vice grips doubles as a hammer.
You must have been really impressed by the way Bill Clinton kept America safe after the first WTC attack.
SteveLG
And what's more, the Clinton Administration caught the individuals responsible and they are still in prison today.
Can't say the same about bin Laden.
Rehnquist, I'd give your wife such a long-dicking they'd make you King of England if you could pull me off her.
That's nice dear. Did you get the idea of stubborn, violent, unwanted sexual contact from your beloved president? Or did daddy teach you about rape?
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Hey, Virginia Republicans! Thanks for 2008!
sorry, dude. a big pair of vice grips doubles as a hammer.
Master craftsman eh?
Vicki 
I beat your lovely sis at scrabble. She immediately started a new game and is now happily kicking my ass.
yeah, but he cheated. he caught the guys who did it.
He was such a liberal wuss he gave them a fair trial and put em in prison.
If one ever wished to hide $1000 from one's significant other, the answer is router bits.
Anyone get shot in the face today? - Atrios 15:41
Is the Rules Committee still in session?
Master craftsman eh?
cahuenga | 05.31.08 - 4:31 pm |
and you should see me prepare to catch fish.