I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
who?
Unfortunately, yes.
Izat the gay dude from Revenge of the Nerds?
He died in a plaid shirt avalanche.
Good evening, rational people!
Hey kids - if you're in SF, come by the little coffee place at the corner of Polk and Sacramento. You can buy me a latte!
Hey kids - if you're in SF, come by the little coffee place at the corner of Polk and Sacramento. You can buy me a latte!
dave™© | Homepage | 05.09.08 - 7:59 pm | #
Okay. I'll need 3 hours to find a parking spot, though
Was he ever?
Where's the "Eschaton" header?
Why couldn't I see today's posts, even after refreshing, until I closed and restarted the browser?
Have I been sucked into a parallel universe that is like, and yet unlike, the one I just left? 
You mean Lamar! Alexander.
CBGBs has been replaced by a John Varvatos clothing store which sells $400 ripped jeans and $200 Ramones T-Shirts
http://www.johnvarvatos.com/#/sh...atos_boutiques/
Subject: Obama can't win
He didn’t win California
He didn’t win New York
He didn’t win Texas
He didn’t win Florida
He didn’t win Pennsylvania
He didn't win Massachusetts
He didn’t win Ohio
He didn’t win Michigan
He didn’t win Catholic voters
He didn’t win Reagan Democrats
He didn’t win women voters
He didn’t win white voters
He didn’t win Jewish voters
He didn’t win the Latino voters
He didn’t win the Asian voters
He didn’t win the working class voters
If you repeat these facts you will be called a racist.
Have I been sucked into a parallel universe that is like, and yet unlike, the one I just left?
In this universe, George W. Bush was declared president in 2000, with the minority of the popular vote. Science fiction!
Bald bearings
Friday Cat Blogging.
we can haz real video and not just slideshows somedai?
Repost.
Isn't Hagee the guy that makes fun of his parishoners if they don't tithe enough? In front of the whole congregation?
Yeah I guess anybody who equates Hagee with Reverend Wright is a fool.
Bugs | 05.09.08 - 8:01 pm
Fuck off, McCain lover.
Stunning that no one on Hardball knows what the expression "lost your bearings" means. It doesn't mean ball bearings, marbles - fuck me. It's a nautical term.
He didn’t win California
He didn’t win New York
He didn’t win Texas
He didn’t win Florida
He didn’t win Pennsylvania
He didn't win Massachusetts
He didn’t win Ohio
He didn’t win Michigan
He didn’t win Catholic voters
He didn’t win Reagan Democrats
He didn’t win women voters
He didn’t win white voters
He didn’t win Jewish voters
He didn’t win the Latino voters
He didn’t win the Asian voters
He didn’t win the working class voters
He won the Democratic nomination, though.
ha ha
Stunning that no one on Hardball knows what the expression "lost your bearings" means. It doesn't mean ball bearings, marbles - fuck me. It's a nautical term.
WalterNeff, Asshole-American | Homepage | 05.09.08 - 8:03 pm | #
Damn Straight. Bering.
(For Hecate from dead thread)
The next time you run into him tell him we've GOT to have enough voting machines in ALL districts this time around.
We usually just talk about our kids and how Howard and Judy are holding up. Haven't really had a serious discussion about politics since we came in on the same flight a while back and I gave him a ride home.
He's with the Atriots in spirit and in deed on most of the important issues.
If you repeat these facts you will be called a racist.
Bugs | 05.09.08 - 8:01 pm | #
Well, since they're not facts, we can call you a racist. Obama can, and will, win. I know that bothers you no end, and the only reason is: you're a racist, or you'd be very happy that we have such a strong candidate. Hllary has proven one thing: she can't win, and can't campaign nationally. She did it herself, nobody did it to her. that's a fact, an indisputable fact. Suck on it.
Oh, dear - I haven't installed Killfile on this computer yet.
Might be "job one"...
Looks like Mathews got his hair fixed.
republics nominate bug-fuck crazee PTSD-having dinosaur fossil for preznit!@@
You g-g-g-go, n-n-n-numbnutz!!!!
He won the Democratic nomination, though.
ha ha
joe |
--Not yet!
UK using CCTV spy cameras to prosecute pooping dogs.
He didn’t win Reagan Democrats
I hate Reagan Democrats.
thers once wrote a book called Bard Bearings about how the Shakespeare plays were written while the author was covered in Bacon.
It's a nautical term.
That's what you and I might think, but McCain's campaign is intent upon insisting it means that you're old and, as a great lawyer once told me, when you're opponent is hurting his own cause, it's only polite to step back and let them.
Is Heady Lamar still alive?
Lamar!
Can't we just repeat all the 2000 rove talking points against mc8houses?
I mean, if the pukes are the source, they must be legitimate and are obviously "out there".
--Not yet!
Bugs | 05.09.08 - 8:05 pm | #
Hope is not a plan, racist asshole.
--Not yet!
Bugs | 05.09.08 - 8:05 pm | #
OK, if you want to play that game, then Hillary hasn't won any of those groups "yet," either.
Stunning that no one on Hardball knows what the expression "lost your bearings" means. It doesn't mean ball bearings, marbles - fuck me. It's a nautical term.
Have you heard ol' big orange head pronounce Kumbayah?
He's the dunciest.
McCain's campaign is intent upon insisting it means that you're old and, as a great lawyer once told me, when you're opponent is hurting his own cause, it's only polite to step back and let them.
More power to him, the old geezer. 
...when you're opponent is hurting his own cause, it's only polite to step back and let them.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator | Homepage | 05.09.08 - 8:05 pm | #
They're trying to deflect the more damaging "crazy" meme.
E's pinin' for the Pendletons.
Hecate: yup; I'll admit to being flabbergasted that the McCain camp is bringing up his age gratuitously and petulantly. Wouldn't seem optimal strategy.
If you repeat these facts you will be called a racist.
Well, if the jackboot fits.......
Down and out in London: Homeless population
soars after banks foreclose upon homes they knew buyers would never be
able to pay forIsn't that that guy who proved how working class manly he was by never changing his favorite flannel shirt?
On TCM, Five
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0043539/
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Oh, dear - I haven't installed Killfile on this computer yet.
Might be "job one"...
dave™©
job one is getting this fck'n email to work. and if earthlink thinks they are trick'n me into installing their handy dandy software they can suck on it.
I mean, if the pukes are the source, they must be legitimate and are obviously "out there".
Bjorn, whiteguyforO | 05.09.08 - 8:06 pm | #
I like that. let's go with it. He'll whine and complain, like he did when that ad came out last week, showing him saying he wanted to stay in Iraq for 100 years, but old people get really cranky at night.
Hope is not a plan, racist asshole.
ronjazz
Tell that to your messiah Obama, Dipshithead!
was lamar alexander ever "alive", in a meaningful sense?
Stunning that no one on Hardball knows what the expression "lost your bearings" means. It doesn't mean ball bearings, marbles - fuck me. It's a nautical term.
WalterNeff, Asshole-American
Wow. Could that Nantucket Yacht Club membership be...JUST FOR SHOW?!?!?!
Tell that to your messiah Obama, Dipshithead!
Bugs | 05.09.08 - 8:07 pm | #
oh, you mean President Obama.
racist loser.
Stunning that no one on Hardball knows what the expression "lost
your bearings" means. It doesn't mean ball bearings, marbles - fuck me.
It's a nautical term.
People fuck up "toe the line" all the time too (Orwell complained about that one). But seriously, Harball is hosted by a man who thought King Arthur had something to do with the Crusades.
Point to the racist asshole.
Nice counterpunch on the "hope" thing.
Later, Moonbats. I can haz dinner w/ the Well-Dressed Man.
RIAA channels Baghdad Bob, says DRM is not dead, there has never been DRM-free music. Never. It's not there
Lamar just heard that Seattle was the flannel shirt capitol of the US.
Moved there to start a grunge band....
oh, you mean President Obama.
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You are going to be disappointed, Dipshithead!
Point to the racist asshole.
Nice counterpunch on the "hope" thing.
joe | 05.09.08 - 8:09 pm | #
Score against the irony-challenged hard-working white guy.
Dimocrats Nominate Black Chicago Social Worker Popular Among Blacks, Idaho White Democrats and Egghead Academics:
A Mighty Coalition For Change, For Our Glorious Messiah's Transformation Of America!
you g-g-g-go, "p-p-p-p-progressives"!
RIAA channels Baghdad Bob, says DRM is not dead, there has never been DRM-free music. Never. It's not there
k&y, dirty toothbrushes
Well, those early 1950s blues 78s I just bought must have been WAAAAAAAY ahead of their time.
You are going to be disappointed, Dipshithead!
Bugs | 05.09.08 - 8:10 pm | #
Only if you don't move back to North Korea after he's sworn in, racist pig. Enjoy both of his terms.
You never enjoy Friday Nudibranch Blogging aright, till the sea itself floweth in your veins, till you are clothed with the heavens and crowned with the stars.
Wait until more comes out abt Obama's adviser meeting with Hamas.
That ought to stand him in good stead with the Jewish vote.
But seriously, Harball is hosted by a man who thought King Arthur had something to do with the Crusades.
k&y, dirty toothbrushes | Homepage | 05.09.08 - 8:09 pm | #
oh yeah, when saladin and sir galahad fought that duel outside troy then g cut his heel with a slingshot it was all over.
Stunning that no one on Hardball knows what the expression "lost your bearings" means.
I'm thinking their Freudian slip is showing. They all think McCain is a doddering old fool so they can't help but misinterpret that saying.
Or they're just seethingly stupid.
Gotta deduct a half point for repeating "Dipshithead."
"Dipshithead?"
Lame.
Republics nominate senile war-mongering Catholic-hating fossil popular among Civil War re-enacters, survivalists and polygamists!!
You g-g-g-go, n-n-nazis!!!
Looks like Matthews got his hair fixed.
goo
The point in his head still shows.
Repubs nominate a man too old to remember what he said yesterday!
Y-y-y-you g-g-g-go, racist d-d-d-dickwads!
Doesn't deserve to be dead-threaded: Bravo to Erin!
______
I'm so filled with hope right now I can't stand it. Left my home county 32 years ago for so many reasons. Very few opportunities for anyone there with a college education, and then even the lumber/plywood jobs disappeared. Very, very red rural county that still has only 1/2% black population and only 12.1% have a college degree (25% statewide). Saw no reason to go back to that "redneck close-minded place" (my words and feelings). So today I'm so very pleased to see a standing room only crowd cheering for Obama when he says we'll close Guantanamo. Standing ovation when he called for doubling NIH research and quitting the stupid ban on stem cell research. Watching this group of "uneducated white hard working Americans" ask wonderfully nuanced questions. My conclusion: if the people of Linn County, Oregon are fucking sick and tired on the bushies as shown at that town hall today, the whole country is sick of them.
Have no fear. We'll crush McCain in November. My homies are clued in and sick of this shit!
http://blog.oregonlive.com/elect...obamavisit2008/
ErinPDX, salmon-lover | 05.09.08 - 7:53 pm | #
for what doth it gain a man to find his marbles, if he hath lost his bearings?
My state went for Hillary,Dipshithead
"Dipshithead?"
Lame.
joe |
You weren't here the other day when it called a regular a "Conehead".
How 80s!
That ought to stand him in good stead with the Jewish vote.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 05.09.08 - 8:12 pm | #
Yes, the Jews are all as stupid as you are. That's a real winner.
Phila, Pizen Sarpint | Homepage | 05.09.08 - 8:12 pm
I wanna be reincarnated as a Nudibranch.
Tweety Mathews, like Yglesias and so many other mediatwats, is authoritatively stupid
Off to a movie, dinner and sex.
(Maybe not in that order)
RIAA channels Baghdad Bob, says DRM is not dead, there has never been DRM-free music. Never. It's not there
k&y, dirty toothbrushes | Homepage | 05.09.08 - 8:10 pm | # [kill]
Cylinder traders used to scratch the DRM data out of the wax with a warm pin. Edison personally horsewhipped several of them.
This country needs a president who can turn the engine crank, open the choke, flip up the rumble seat, and get America moving downt the dirt road of freedom.
My state went for Hillary,Dipshithead
Bugs | 05.09.08 - 8:14 pm | #
well, they can live with their embarrassment, then. "Your" state must be full of racist fuckwits just like you.
Problem: You're an unsigned band and you can't
afford any camera equipment to make your music video. Solution: Use
Britain's network of CCTV cameras and the Freedom of Information actIf there were some kind of banksy or Kalle Lasn culture jamming award these gatos would snag an automatic lifetime achievement:
Perhaps he meant Timken Roller Bearings
Jimmy Carter pointed out recently that 65% of Israelis support talking to Hamas.
Tweety Mathews, like Yglesias and so many other mediatwats, is authoritatively stupid
Lubyanka | 05.09.08 - 8:14 pm | #
You're the expert on stupid. Practice makes perfect, and you're a perfect asshjole.
Oh, dear - I haven't installed Killfile on this computer yet.
Might be "job one"...
dave™©
killfile is such a wonderful thing.
A real shield against teh stoopid...and the racist.
Jimmy Carter pointed out recently that 65% of Israelis support talking to Hamas.
ProfWombat | 05.09.08 - 8:16 pm | #
the nazi!
Yes, the Jews are all as stupid as you are. That's a real winner.
ronjazz | 05.09.08 - 8:14 pm | # [kill][hide comment]
The transformation of Jews from nigger-loving egghead commies to the Pitiless Backbone of Red America never seemed all that believable to me.
Maybe both views are incorrect, I'm thinking....
Jimmy Carter pointed out recently that 65% of Israelis support talking to Hamas.
ProfWombat | 05.09.08 - 8:16 pm | #
What do the Israelis know about terrorism?
well, they can live with their embarrassment, then. "Your" state must be full of racist fuckwits just like you.
ronjazz | 05.09.08 - 8:15 pm |
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No, we just don't have that many black voters, A-hole!
Jimmy Carter pointed out recently that 65% of Israelis support talking to Hamas.
ProfWombat | 05.09.08 - 8:16 pm | #
Don't tell Toby, he'll add anti-semitism to his racism and misogyny.
I think that the trolls all are off junior high pretty soon for summer break. Should be scary.
ronj:
you've started honking your jazz tuba out your ass again--see a doc, or maybe the neighborhood shaman, man
Cylinder traders used to scratch the DRM data out of the wax with a warm pin. Edison personally horsewhipped several of them.
Phila, Pizen Sarpint
I thought he used them in his experiments demonstrating the superiority of direct current.
ronjazz: c'mon, you've been provoked. You know those Clinton victories don't equate to racism.
What kind of materials are necessary to construct a simple shitting machine?
My state went for Hillary,
So did mine.
I voted for her.....back then.
Before I got fed up with the campaign she was running.....and the assholes around her.
No, we just don't have that many black voters, A-hole!
Bugs | 05.09.08 - 8:17 pm | #
thanks for proving my point, racist fucktard.
Tell that to your messiah Obama, Dipshithead!
Bugs | 05.09.08 - 8:07 pm | #
Do you ever even read what people post here?
Because if you did, you'd know that just about everybody here has got lots of serious reservations about Obama.
If there's somebody here that's over the moon about him, I can't think of them. And if there is, there in a miniscule minority.
So like I said -- do you actually ever read what people say here? Or are you just a stupid troll on autopilot?
Why am I even asking?.....
Off to a movie, dinner and sex.
(Maybe not in that order)
bloggus
Remember, wait 30 minutes after eating, or you might get a cramp.
Your source for that poll is Jimmy Carter?
Ha, ha, ha.
I'm feeling confident abt McCain's chances when I consider that BHO is defended by the likes of you.
Supremely confident, in fact.
ronjazz: c'mon, you've been provoked. You know those Clinton victories don't equate to racism.
ProfWombat
"Bugs" is no Hillary supporter.
He called a female regular a "two bit whore."
Sorry - doesn't sound to me like someone who has any respect for women.
And then there's his anti-Semitism.
Before I got fed up with the campaign she was running.....and the assholes around her.
Terry C - Anti-War Elitist
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Doesn't take much to flip you!
you've started honking your jazz tuba out your ass again--see a doc, or maybe the neighborhood shaman, man
Lubyanka
Say that line in New Orleans, bigh talker, and I'll sweep up your remains along with the other horse shit after the next Mardi Gras parade.
No, we just don't have that many black voters, A-hole!
Bugs | 05.09.08 - 8:17 pm | #
I agree.
A state with very low levels of racial diversity: a hole.
Simels:
Because if you did, you'd know that just about everybody here has got lots of serious reservations about Obama.
You're a liar. Name one of your own, beret-head.
he didnt say carter was the source of the poll, idiot.
ronjazz: c'mon, you've been provoked. You know those Clinton victories don't equate to racism.
ProfWombat | 05.09.08 - 8:17 pm | #
I actually can't be sure about that, unfortunately, since the Clintons managed to cross the line as far as some people are concerned. I'm sure that Hillary won states on her qualifications, and I'm sure she won states on racist fearmongering. Either way, there is no queston that she screwed up, big time.
Twins starting pitcher is Boof Bonser.
Memo to self: Call mom and thank her for not naming me Boof.
Don't tell Toby, he'll add anti-semitism to his racism and misogyny.
ronjazz | 05.09.08 - 8:17 pm | # [kill][hide comment]
I figured he'd just say that if Carter said it, it can't be true. While scolding the rest of us for "ad homininamenism."
TerryC: oh, I've got nothing to say to Bugs.
By the way, it's hard to think of anyone outside Israel, with the possible exception of Sadat, who's done more for that country's security than Jimmy Carter.
Harry Reid on Olberman, 'We fought pretty hard for not having a majority.'
Why is John McCain constantly saluting me?
bugs doesnt sound like a democrat to me.
I figured he'd just say that if Carter said it, it can't be true. While scolding the rest of us for "ad homininamenism."
Phila, Pizen Sarpint
He isn't worthy to mow Jimmy Carter's lawn.
ronjazz: accepted...
To Terry C
He called a female regular a "two bit whore."
Yep, after she called me a racist pig.
Sorry - doesn't sound to me like someone who has any respect for women.
There are a lot of women, I don't respect. How about you?
And then there's his anti-Semitism.
Nope, i just don't want our soldiers dying for Israel. do you?
Terry C - Anti-War Elitist |
Roadmaster, anything in NOLA nowadays but horseshit?
Supremely confident, in fact.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 05.09.08 - 8:18 pm | #
God, I'm going to enjoy election night in November.
McCain's not only going down, it's going to be the hugest anti-Republican rout ever. Gonna make LBJ versus Goldwater look like mild spasm.
Please make sure to be here that night, Tobes. We'll give you all the love you deserve.
Oh, and by the way -- you said Fitzgerald was gonna idict the Wilsons on multiple occasions. We've ragged you about it forever, but only now have you decided to lie about it..
Supremely confident, in fact.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 05.09.08 - 8:18 pm | #
that's good news for us, since you are so often dead-ass wrong about everything. excellent news, in fact. obama has it in the bag.
Like you're smarter than Jimmy Carter. His policies would have destroyed the jihadi's without firing a shot.
You're a real asshole, Toby.
bugs doesnt sound like a democrat to me.
pretzelattack
He's a Repuke plant, trying to stir up shit.
I wish Atrios would ban him.
Why is John McCain constantly saluting me?
Hesiod
'Cause you're his friend.
Messiah Barack Hussein Obama: this century's Jimmy Carter?
Gallup has Obama up 29 points over McCane among Jewish voters.
61-32.
Man, Toby said it before I had time to accuse him of wanting to say it.
Incidentally: Sixty-four percent of Israelis say the government must hold direct talks with the Hamas government in Gaza toward a cease-fire and the release of captive soldier Gilad Shalit. Less than one-third (28 percent) still opposes such talks.
The figures were obtained in a Haaretz-Dialog poll conducted Tuesday under the supervision of Professor Camil Fuchs of Tel Aviv University.
Oh, and by the way -- you said Fitzgerald was gonna idict the Wilsons on multiple occasions. We've ragged you about it forever, but only now have you decided to lie about it..
steve hussein simels | Homepage | 05.09.08 - 8:22 pm | #
it took him this long to figure out it's not gonna happen.
Anyone listening to Reid on Countdown? He just said something about "Bring 'em on, we're killin' em, we're killin' em" but don't know what the context was.
.
TerryC: the only time I've ever called for someone to be banned was the day Bugs let it all hang out.
Have no fear. We'll crush McCain in November. My homies are clued in and sick of this shit!
i think there is some truth in Erins' comment. even the hardworking white man has got soul...
but these trends run deep.
i would not be surprised if it is close, like always.
and that is disappointing.
Why is John McCain constantly saluting me?
Hesiod
'Cause you're his friend.
Gromit
Yeah. But why is he doing it on Eschaton? Seems like a waste of corporate lobbyist money to me.
He isn't worthy to mow Jimmy Carter's lawn.
Terry C - Anti-War Elitist | Homepage | 05.09.08 - 8:21 pm | # [kill]
I betcha Carter could kick his pudgy ass, too.
Simels,
Just bought the "I'm Not There" DVD, so I can decide if I still think it's a masterpiece at my leisure. Looks likes there's a pleasing menu of bonus stuff...
(And I'm digging on the Mudcrutch album. Go figure...)
Well, then, Phila, why did Obama's campaign move so quickly to kill, dismember, and bury their adviser who had those talks?
Jimmy Carter: a white Messiah Obama?
Jimmy Carter was right about everything we just weren't ready to hear it.
Yeah. But why is he doing it on Eschaton?
Doesn't make sense to me, but every time you click that link, he violates the campaign finance laws a little more.
Click away, my friend.
bugs may actually be getting paid for this--hes always on message with his concern troll for hilary/anti obama schtick. i think lubes and butler are just dumb.
I was banned, but paid a heavy ransom, to be let back in. Black needs the money!
Phila: thanks for chasing that one down. It's oft remarked that Israelis tolerate a broader debate about the Middle East than many find acceptable here.
If I said that, then cite it, liar.
Toby said it before I had time to accuse him of wanting to say it.
He just hates everyone, doesn't he?
Poor pathetic sod.
Roadmaster, anything in NOLA nowadays but horseshit?
Lubyanka
400,000 people working harder every day at improving things. Which is more than you can say about any of the miserable days your existence has contaminated the ground where you shamelessly spew your toxic waste of "ideas."
Now, please find a sinkhole and fall in.
anything in NOLA nowadays but horseshit?
Can we ban this useless piece of shit, too?
Know who's a regular and has no respect for women? Simels.
And he's not the only one.
Hypocrites.
It has been reported, that Obama has 90% of the prison vote. Too bad they cannot vote.
of course they could all be one troll. i call this my "unitary troll" theory.
McCain's not only going down, it's going to be the hugest anti-Republican rout ever. Gonna make LBJ versus Goldwater look like mild spasm.
Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
The partisan split in this country is a lot closer in 2008 than it was in 1964.
And John McCain is a lot closer to the center than AuH20.
Sigh, if only Mittens had been a Lutheran...
Jimmy Carter was right about everything we just weren't ready to hear it.
HoneyBearKellyGoGiants |
Too honest.
Murkans prefer someone who blows sunshine up their asses.
Like Rapmaster Ronnie.
I drape my index finger over the trackball, so I can scroll down. It looks like I've been feeding it androstenedione lately...
Phila:
"ad homininamenism"
That's quite a neologism. Does it mean something?
road:
how many people in NOLA have a honking jazz tuba up their asses like ronjazz?
Take the last bus to Metaphorville
While I slurp the microphone
I can't hear you in this noisy TV station all alone
I lie to you
Ooh hoo hoo hooo
Hoo hoo hoo hooooo
And I don't know if I'll ever tell the truth
Phila: thanks for chasing that one down.[kill][hide comment]
You're welcome. It was really, really hard...took all of ten seconds.
There was another poll in July 2007 with pretty much the same result.
Comment by Toby Petzold blocked.
So nice that I don't have to read his hate.
Hey Toby, if I can tell you where you got your shoes, you got to let me light them on fire.
bugs:
Too bad they cannot vote.
Yeah, but some of dey bitches can.
20% of Americans believe the Sun orbits the Earth.
Gotta be the same 20 who still embrace Chimpy.
Phila:
"ad homininamenism"
That's quite a neologism. Does it mean something?
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 05.09.08 - 8:28 pm | #
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road:
how many people in NOLA have a honking jazz tuba up their asses like ronjazz?
Lubyanka | 05.09.08 - 8:28 pm | #
superficially, this would seem to cast doubt on my "unitary troll" theory.
If I wasn't so tired I'd go digging through threads and link every occasion of Toby commenting that Fitzgerald was going to indict Mr. & Mrs. Wilson.
ST. LOUIS, May 8/PRNewswire-USNewswire/ -- Parents, Families and Friends of Lesbians and Gays (PFLAG) has joined calls by Washington University students and faculty, urging the school to reconsider its plans to honor controversial activist Phyllis Schlafly with an honorary doctorate at the school's May 16 commencement ceremonies in St. Louis. Schlafly,
founder of the conservative advocacy group The Eagle Forum, has been an
outspoken opponent of equal rights measures for the women's and gay,
lesbian, bisexual and transgender community. In addition to her opposition to marriage equality for the GLBT community, Schlafly has also sought to
block public school curriculums which present honest portrayals of GLBT
people.
"Phyllis Schlafly has spent much of her life on a crusade to roll back
opportunities for millions of people, including many of the students at
Washington University," said Dr. Dean L. Rosen, president of PFLAG's St.
Louis chapter. "She has consistently opposed full equality for women and
for gays and lesbians, and has pushed her anti-equality agenda in our
schools and our state houses. As parents and allies of GLBT young people, we are alarmed that Washington University would honor someone who has such a long track record of attacking our children."
Nice job there, Wash U. A real burning cross in your cap.
i think several of the trolls said fitz would indict the wilsons.
Simels:
Please make sure to be here that night, Tobes. We'll give you all the love you deserve.
Okay, but just make sure Atrios doesn't ban me.
The powers-that-be are going to get rid of McCain one way or another in the next few months and march out some wretched duo like Gingrich/Rice. They're just letting McCain eat up all the negativity until they can jump in at the last moment.
No, no, seriously. I honor John McCain's service.
You think YOU'VE got the balls to land a bi-plane on an aircraft carrier?
Annie is a figment of my imagination. That's not totally true. My real doll is named Annie, and she is all woman.
It has been reported, that Obama has 90% of the prison vote. Too bad they cannot vote.
Duke Cunningham and Bob Ney endorsed Obama? When did this happen?
how many people in NOLA have a honking jazz tuba up their asses like ronjazz?
Lubyanka
That's a trick I've only heard about. I stay away from the Bourbon Street Bimbo Barns.
And Ronjazz is entitled to play his honking jazz tuba any way he wants.
Maybe someday, you'll learn a creative skill, too. Like shutting the fuck up.
i think several of the trolls said fitz would indict the wilsons.
More evidence of your unitary troll theory.
i think several of the trolls said fitz would indict the wilsons.
pretzelattack
auggie cracker, for one.
Then again, he swore Pontoon Harris was going to be a US Senator.
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Why would anyone advertise on this site. a bumper sticker on a car, would get more attention!
There's no point, HoneyBear, because it never happened.
That's just a lie propagated by Simulacrum.
See, there's no real intellectual hionesty here, so things like that just manage to ooze amok.
Isn't Phyllis Schlafley's son gay?
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now if the rest of you would stop repeating what they're spewing.
More evidence of your unitary troll theory.
HoneyBearKellyGoGiants | Homepage | 05.09.08 - 8:31 pm | #
good point that.
You think YOU'VE got the balls to land a bi-plane on an aircraft carrier?
joe
How many planes did he wreck?
Toby is my main man. I wouldn't burn a dog with him, but I would share my last bag of cheetos with that dude.
Nasty infestation here tonight... I'm almost glad I'm at work.
Has Oprah picked Obama's VP yet? I would suggest Alan Keyes.
1Watt I usually scroll on by buy that was such a fucking lie.
I'll stop now.
Isn't Phyllis Schlafley's son gay?
leibniz leibkins ♘☮ |
Yep.
And being the self-hating little Repug that he is, he's right there on the front lines of Mommy Dearest's war against gay people.
How many planes did he wreck?
Terry C - Anti-War Elitist | Homepage | 05.09.08 - 8:33 pm | #
Hey, now!
It's not his fault that the other pilot's trebuchet went off!
Cheney's daughter is gay
Brit Hume's son was gay
Mark Foley
Senator Minnesota Airport Restroom
What is it with these conservative value people ignoring human nature?
Isn't Phyllis Schlafley's son gay?
leibniz leibkins ♘☮
Yes. She's just as hateful on that score as Alan Keys.
Why would anyone advertise on this site. a bumper sticker on a car, would get more attention!
Bugs
Ask the well-oiled McCain campaign machine.
Gee, it seems like tonight has become the "earn a David Duke Decoder Ring!" night amongst the trollistas.
Nasty infestation here tonight... I'm almost glad I'm at work.
SteveLG
Thank heaven for killfile.
I cannot thank Trademark Dave enough!
Fitz Indicts, Frogmarches Rove Down PA Avenue--
--yet another nutroot fantasy that...somehow..wasn't..to..be...
Bugs, my Annie doll is very white and only gently used. You can have dibs my friend.
Has Oprah picked Obama's VP yet? I would suggest Alan Keyes.
Bugs
I would suggest Oprah.
Brit Hume's son was gay
And a suicide.
Shit Hume should have people shit on his face.
What is it with these conservative value people ignoring human nature?
leibniz leibkins ♘☮ | 05.09.08 - 8:34 pm | #
That's because I was afraid he was going to fall down. The man's pants were around his ankles for Christ's sake!
Gee, it seems like tonight has become the "earn a David Duke Decoder Ring!" night amongst the trollistas.
Roadmaster, NOLA'd out |
It amazes me that people that cowardly can function.
I mean, they must piss in their pants every time they see a non-white person.
Ask the well-oiled McCain campaign machine.
Hesiod
"Did somebody say 'well-oiled?' Oooh! Just up our alley!"
- Eighth Stall Larry & Lil' JimmyJeff
Roadmaster -
Didja see the line-up for last week's Ponderosa Stomp? As God is my witness, I'm going to that next year, one way of da other...
I would suggest Oprah.
Hesiod | 05.09.08 - 8:35 pm | #
Note to Barack: don't put Oprah in charge of your VP search committee.
You should all watch the "acrobatic fly" movie at the end of my FHB post. It's at least as informative on Middle East affairs as Petzold.
Ask the well-oiled McCain campaign machine.
Hesiod |
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Yeah, what is that all about. I thought this site was obama lovefest!
You're a liar. Name one of your own, beret-head.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 05.09.08 - 8:19 pm | #
As I have said on countless occasions, I find his whole Post Partisan shtick naive and dangerous and a little insulting.
Now go fuckyourself with the Wilson's indictments....
road:
how "creative" is honking a jazz tuba out your ass like ronjazz does?
Terry:
I mean, they must piss in their pants every time they see a non-white person.
Dude, give it a rest. Nobody cares abt your pathetic attempts at racial ingratiation.
I fucking hate contractors.
Who says cats aren't goofy?
2 cats + treadmill = fun!
Ask the well-oiled McCain campaign machine.
Hesiod |
They use WD-40. Better on the creaking.
Can we ban this useless piece of shit, too?
Terry C - Anti-War Elitist
Deep thought # 42;
Aw, WTF, let's just make this a cash-money type subscription comment section and get it over wif. Tobes and all the other FORPs (if a verb can be a noun, then so can an acronym) wanna come in and "spike" the punchbowl, let 'em pay for the privilege. And then--this is the good part, hee hee--WE FUCKING IGNORE EVERY FUCKING ONE OF 'EM!
My apologies for getting all radical and shouty.
As you were...
What is it with these conservative value people ignoring human nature?
Just doing what they do best.
Grading sucks, btw.
Roadmaster -
Didja see the line-up for last week's Ponderosa Stomp? As God is my witness, I'm going to that next year, one way of da other...
bill buckner
I didn't just see the lineup, I SAW THE WHOLE DAMN THING.
IN-FUCKING CREDIBLE, as always. Look forward to seeing you there next year!!!
Simels:
As I have said on countless occasions, I find his whole Post Partisan shtick naive and dangerous and a little insulting.
Steve, I'm proud of you. You actually met a modest challenge of mine. Thanks.
As I have said on countless occasions, I find his whole Post Partisan shtick naive and dangerous and a little insulting.
I have actually written posts criticizing him.
Shocking, I know, but there it is.
Bugs | 05.09.08 - 8:37 pm | #
Fuck Off, Racist pig
and take Brian Hardig and Tubby Putzhole with you.
Dude, give it a rest. Nobody cares abt your pathetic attempts at racial ingratiation.
Toby Petzold
Totally agree my man. Even when on fire together, a shitzu and a german shephard aren't friends. Right?
Jimmy Carter was right about everything we just weren't ready to hear it.
HoneyBearKellyGoGiants
true.
and the question remains...
2 cats + treadmill = fun!
i laughed!
Meanie must mean it because he went all caps and shit.
Wooo. Stand back and prepare to be ignored.
Fuck off, fake Shoelimpy.
Evening, folks.
Um...we've got Cat Blogging too also.
It seems our trolls don't have any finals to study for.
Not surprising, since most of them appear to be at approximately a fourth grade reading level.
Hey Diane, how are you?
What, at your own blog, Phila? I didn't know that. I guess I need to start reading it more.
Fuck off, fake Shoelimpy.
annie |
You are the faker. Describe my third superfluous testicle if you are the real annie. She would know what it looks like.
Fuck off, fake Shoelimpy.
annie | 05.09.08 - 8:40 pm | #
oh oh, few things in nature are as awe inspiring as a sock puppet last man standing contest.
Price of oil, right now: $125.96/barrel.
Hey, why are we wasting time with all this political stuff?
Haven't you heard the wonderful news?
Michelle Duggars has NUMBER EIGHTEEN in the oven.
Praise Jebus!
Hmm, one cat just threw up in five different places in the space of 40 seconds or so.
Grading sucks, btw.
No kidding. On the bright side, our undergrads packed up and headed home today.
Love it when they arrive in the fall, and love it when they depart in the spring.
Next week, we get beaucoup parking and bandwidth.
I didn't just see the lineup, I SAW THE WHOLE DAMN THING.
IN-FUCKING CREDIBLE, as always. Look forward to seeing you there next year!!!
Roadmaster, NOLA'd out | Homepage | 05.09.08 - 8:39 pm | #
You did?
Dude, I fricking hate with the intensity of a thousand blazing suns.
How was Roky?
Not surprising, since most of them appear to be at approximately a fourth grade reading level.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 05.09.08 - 8:41 pm | # [kill]
Toby's at least eighth grade, reading-wise. Thinking-wise, fourth grade sounds about right.
Although to be fair, the average fourth-grader doesn't have his knack for homoerotic sonnets that don't scan.
Gromit, only a few more projects to grade. Then I get to write finals. Woo hoo!
Books are like krytonite to trolls.
Michelle Duggars has NUMBER EIGHTEEN in the oven.
Well, bless her little heart.
(How long is her labor, do you think?)
Joe's got some good lines tonight. Is he one of you or is he a troll? Because that's gonna make a difference in whether what he says has merit.
Some trolls, of course, are well-spoken. And clean.
Oops - kryptonite.
Hmm, one cat just threw up in five different places in the space of 40 seconds or so.
leibniz leibkins ♘☮ | 05.09.08 - 8:43 pm | #
that doesnt sound good.
weird. i just got here, saw the post, and had an email from 'lamar.' no subject though, so i deleted it.
did i do the right thing?
Hey, Sallyh.
Driveby
Friday CatBlogging!
at http://cabdrollery.blogspot.com
and they're being friendly!!
What, at your own blog, Phila? I didn't know that.
Yep. Criticized him here plenty of times too, along with HRC. Just like a lot of other people.
That's what generally happens in primaries, believe it or not.
Some trolls, of course, are well-spoken. And clean.
Toby Petzold
You must be in some other group of troll
Scanning is important in the same way that not ending a sentence with a preposition is: a stupid old affectation of the Nineteenth Century grammarfag in all of you.
hi, Diane
Michelle Duggars has NUMBER EIGHTEEN in the oven.
Well, bless her little heart.
(How long is her labor, do you think?)
Gromit |
Little heart and little brain.
She probably just drops the kid onto the floor and has one of her older daughters pick it up and deal with.
Like in "The Meaning Of Life"
It's "joe."
I'm very case-sensitive about that.
I SAW THE WHOLE DAMN THING.
(Tips cap, stands up on front paws for a little audio documentation, wonders what a rather prissy friend in attendance thought of Roky Erickson..)
Toby = Mimi
I wed when I was seventeen, I hadnae many brains
Says I the very thing is to fill the house with wains
But when I had a roomful, I went to see the priest
To tell him my man Willie was behaving like a beast
He gave me such a terrible row, my eyes were filled with tears
"How long have you been wed?" says he, says I, "This seven years"
Says he, "You'd better give over all your evil, sinful tricks
You've been married seven years and you've only got the six"
(more)
racymind also has a wonderful post about ER emergency preparedness. thks racym.
How was Roky?
steve hussein simels
Smiled a lot, which made me very happy to see. Played a long set; had a kick-ass backing band (Roky turned to the other members as they broke into their solos). Everyone in the audience sang along with the encore of "I Walk With The Zombies." He got an extended standing O at the end and seemed to be in the happiest place he's been since '66.
Oooh, wt, ina, sallyh, Diane and Ruth. My prayer for more sane people has been answered! Thank dog you're here.
the average fourth-grader doesn't have his knack for homoerotic sonnets that don't scan.
Phila, Pizen Sarpint
I don't know of any fourth grader who hates on everyone like he does.
Price of oil, right now: $125.96/barrel.
Moe Szyslak
Ya know, there's just no better time to start doubling the strategic reserve, than during a fuel sucking war in the Middle East.
Now I'm coming up for forty, in my faith I've aye been true
The very last time I tallied them, I counted twenty two
But now I've lost the notion, for we're running short o' names
Though Willie he would welcome more, he's fond o' having wains
Now they're talking o' the pill, they've filled my heart wi' hope
I'm sitting here and waiting on a signal frae the Pope
I went along to buy some at fifteen bob a tin
I hope we hae the Pope's okay before my man comes in
Matt McGinn
thanks Ruth
Although to be fair, the average fourth-grader doesn't have his knack for homoerotic sonnets that don't scan.
Evening, ruth.
I got a package at work today.
Cool slippers.
Toby = Mimi
annie
You are a fake annie. She is sitting next to me, almost fully inflated. The duct tape plugged that hole good, and she doesn't leak any more.
that doesnt sound good.
Maybe she was watching that cat treadmill video.
Scanning is important in the same way that not ending a sentence with a preposition is
Gromit
(relatively sane here, but I trust that's all that's needed in this context!)
He got an extended standing O at the end and seemed to be in the happiest place he's been since '66.
Roadmaster, NOLA'd out | Homepage | 05.09.08 - 8:47 pm | #
Wow. Wish I'd been there....
Oooh, wt, ina, sallyh, Diane and Ruth. My prayer for more sane people has been answered! Thank dog you're here.
well, i don't know too much about my own sanity these days...
Where's Zap? I wanna make fun of this Twinkies pitcher named "Boof Bonser(?)"
Just a thought:
PowerPopaCon '09 at the Stomp.
Scanning is important in the same way that not ending a sentence with a preposition is
Gromit | Homepage | 05.09.08 - 8:48 pm | #
that could have been a parody tobe
wow, Roky E, how we envy thee.
If you value clarity of expression, and think your ideas worthy of it, then you pay attention to grammar. Simple, really.
Maybe she was watching that cat treadmill video.
i'm still laughing.
Ya know, there's just no better time to start doubling the strategic reserve, than during a fuel sucking war in the Middle East.
1Watt, Hermit
I can't see that that has any effect on the price of oil. It's futures speculating driving this market: all that money that was in real estate has to go somewhere-- it's being shifted to commodities.
This old maternity dress I've got
Is goin' in the garbage
The clothes I'm wearin' from now on
Won't take up so much yardage
Miniskirts, hot pants and a few little fancy frills
Yeah I'm makin' up for all those years
Since I've got the pill
I'm tired of all your crowin'
How you and your hens play
While holdin' a couple in my arms
Another's on the way
This chicken's done tore up her nest
And I'm ready to make a deal
And ya can't afford to turn it down
'Cause you know I've got the pill
Wow. Wish I'd been there....
steve hussein simels
Night-and-day difference from the frazzled Roky I saw in Austin at the Music Awards in the mid-'90s.
You are a fake annie. She is sitting next to me, almost fully inflated. The duct tape plugged that hole good, and she doesn't leak any more.
shoelimpy™ | Homepage | 05.09.08 - 8:48 pm | #
You can get the Cheetos stains off with a Wash-n-Dry.
Hope that helps...
If it's Obama. You will see the most devastating meltdown of BO's campaign in the next several months, especially during the debates with BO and McCain. It will be both painful and delicious to watch. Hillary will be absolutely vindicated.
Oh, my guess for Duggar #18's delivery time will be measured by how quickly he or she enters the stratosphere before landing somewhere in the southeast pacific.
Smiled a lot, which made me very happy to see. Played a long set; had a kick-ass backing band
I'd love to see Roky. Did he seem like he was all there?
Scanning is important in the same way that not ending a sentence with a preposition is: a stupid old affectation of the Nineteenth Century grammarfag in all of you.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 05.09.08 - 8:46 pm | # [kill][hide comment]
Of course, people with talent can break any rule they like....
Hah, Grommit didn't include me in the sane group! Don't be jealous y'all
Just as I was packing up for the day the phone rang.
Should I or shouldn't I?
I did while knowing that I would regret it.
I do.
oh, Diane, heck - the story about the slippers.
They are home again.
My bro in LA sent a pckge to my mom for xmas - my mom has had a stroke and has decided she no longer will get up and dress. So he sent her all this bedroom stuff. all of it several sizes too small, also smaller than me, my sister, my kids, anyone they could have been given to. so I was looking around for something to use to send the phone in. and there were the slippers. Didn't they make lovely wrapping! I tho't it was too funny myself, tucking the phone in them. enjoy!!
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You can get the Cheetos stains off with a Wash-n-Dry
Steve has his own blow up doll named Annie, so he knows!
And I must say, I absolutely love the idea of being called "affected" by a homoerotic sonneteer.
Hey Bugs,
Kill yourself. Seriously, it is the only way out. You are a dinosaur.
I can't see that that has any effect on the price of oil. It's futures speculating driving this market: all that money that was in real estate has to go somewhere-- it's being shifted to commodities.
Moe Szyslak
the military has consumed about 2 billion gallons of fuel in the war effort, that combined with the other doesn't help.
Phila, much of my poetry is genius. That's really not disputable.
I recall a rant by, of all people, John D. McDonald's character Travis McGee, to the effect that Hans Hoffman was a superb draftsman...
Oh, my guess for Duggar #18's delivery time will be measured by how quickly he or she enters the stratosphere before landing somewhere in the southeast pacific.
leibniz leibkins ♘☮ | 05.09.08 - 8:51 pm | # [kill][hide comment]
To be honest, I'm more curious about what keeps the kid in....
You will see the most devastating meltdown of BO's campaign in the next several months, especially during the debates with BO and McCain.
Bugs | 05.09.08 - 8:51 pm | #
If you're serious about that, you're so obviously on drugs more potent than even I can imagine...
Kid Charlemagne speaks!
TerryC: I like that one. Where's it from?
Hah, Grommit didn't include me in the sane group! Don't be jealous y'all
racymind
Didn't know you were here, my dear.
So let's all ignore the trolls, eh?
Phila, much of my poetry is genius. That's really not disputable.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 05.09.08 - 8:53 pm | # [kill][hide comment]
I don't know about that, but what I saw of it was least as good as "There are Fairies at the Bottom of My Garden."
I did while knowing that I would regret it.
I do.
HoneyBearKellyGoGiants | Homepage | 05.09.08 - 8:52 pm | #
i think we can all learn from this.
Steve has his own blow up doll named Annie, so he knows!
annie | 05.09.08 - 8:52 pm | #
She wears a lobster suit.
Beware the savage claws, dude....
I'd love to see Roky. Did he seem like he was all there?
Kid Charlemagne
Yes, but almost in a child-like zone of comfort and tranquility (I know - very non-sequitur to mention "Roky Erickson" and "tranquility" as one).
The songs didn't run on forever; the pace was professional and measured; very good collective vibe.
Now...? - THAT is one CRAZY motherfucker. Little Richard & Mick Jagger in one.
Yeah, ignore mode is best...
Oh, my guess for Duggar #18's delivery time will be measured by how quickly he or she enters the stratosphere before landing somewhere in the southeast pacific.
leibniz leibkins ♘☮
http://thumbsnap.com/v/aA1Egol7.jpg
When I saw that she was knocked up again, I couldn't help but think about Stewie Griffin and his comment about "throwing a hot dog down a hallway."
The songs didn't run on forever; the pace was professional and measured; very good collective vibe.
Did he do "If You Have Ghosts"?
Price of oil, right now: $125.96/barrel.
Moe Szyslak
tonight i put a 20 in the tank. using the 3 dollar metric i figured slightly less than 7 gallons.
5.5 gallons. that xtra 60 cents adds up.
in feb. it was 2.87 and that seemed expensive.
Phila, much of my poetry is genius. That's really not disputable.
Toby Petzold
Toby is pretty wicked awesome.
My favorite one was this beauty.
There once was a boxer named spot
Who barked in the back yard a lot
I grabbed a 5 gallon gasoline can
Running as fast I can
Damn, it's the Austin Police, I am caught.
TerryC: I like that one. Where's it from?
ProfWombat
Loretta Lynn, believe it or not!
Speaking of blowup dolls, just watched Lars and the Real Girl. I love movies that make you believe in their world like that.
.
To be honest, I'm more curious about what keeps the kid in....
Duggar #18: "Crikey, this place seems, er, well-used."
To be honest, I'm more curious about what keeps the kid in....
Phila, Pizen Sarpint
Triple-coated rebar.
I grabbed a 5 gallon gasoline can
Running as fast I can
Damn, it's the Austin Police, I am caught.
shoelimpy™
Oh my!
Steve, being as you're a gentleman and a scholar, let me ask you how Petzold's gay poetry rates on your personal Woody-O-Meter. Would you say it's flaccid, or turgid?
There once was a boxer named spot
Who barked in the back yard a lot
I grabbed a 5 gallon gasoline can
Running as fast I can
Damn, it's the Austin Police, I am caught.
shoelimpy™ | Homepage | 05.09.08 - 8:57 pm | #
that's...that's beautiful man.
Lobster is FORBIDDEN, Steve. You are such a bad Jew!
annielingus lube-an-yankit and putzoid
a star dudded evening
This cat, he tastes funny:
http://pets.webshots.com/photo/
2...096501088nFfjtU
Did he do "If You Have Ghosts"?
Phila, Pizen Sarpint
Didn't catch the whole set - was also engaged with obscure southern soulsters Roscoe Robinson and Ralph "Soul" Jackson in the other room.
That's great Roadmaster. You are really lucky. Roky is one of my all-time rock and roll heroes.
TerryC: neat. I believe it; some of those old country folk know the score.
Dolly Parton, for instance, is a national joke, and a caricature she's had more than a small share in the making of, but she can flat-out sing when she's in the mood, and some of her songs are quite on point.
If it's Obama. You will see the most devastating meltdown of BO's campaign in the next several months, especially during the debates with BO and McCain
Sure, bug.
McCunt in the debates?
heh.
Yes, but almost in a child-like zone of comfort and tranquility
Never seen Roky, but I DID see the late James Carr in Harvard Square about 10 years ago. Looked awful, had to be led to and from the stage, was (basically) homeless by that time, died not too long afterward..
But he still had that amazing voice...
Dolly Parton's not a joke.
Terry C - Anti-War Elitist
It goes back. We thought of a photoshopped parody of those one-photo one-slogan inspirational office posters which had the family portrait of a Mormon clan and the legend: "VAGINA: It's not a clown car."
Looks like Mort Sahl had a nip and a tuck. I'm disappointed.
.
Good evening all!!!!
Didn't I read somewhere that Atrios has been known to troll his own blog?
Wonder which troll?
Steve, being as you're a gentleman and a scholar, let me ask you how Petzold's gay poetry rates on your personal Woody-O-Meter. Would you say it's flaccid, or turgid?
Phila, Pizen Sarpint | Homepage | 05.09.08 - 8:59 pm | #
Let's just say it lacks the satiny sheen and sheer volcanic power that emanates from my groinal area.
Dolly Parton, for instance, is a national joke, and a caricature she's had more than a small share in the making of, but she can flat-out sing when she's in the mood, and some of her songs are quite on point.
ProfWombat |
I love Dolly.
Duggar #18: "Crikey, this place seems, er, well-used."
Lotsa graffiti in that uterus
Gotta keep hanging these things like flaming necklaces around the SOB.
http://www.crooksandliars.com/20...guide/
#comments
Obama selling Unity ponies? Are you folks for real? If McCain doesn't take it, we're in for Jimmy Carter all over again. Playing nice with criminals all over again, and letting them get stronger.
Hillary 2008
Somebody here dissing Dolly?
Dolly Parton, for instance, is a national joke, and a caricature she's had more than a small share in the making of, but she can flat-out sing when she's in the mood, and some of her songs are quite on point.
ProfWombat | 05.09.08 - 9:00 pm | # [kill][hide comment]
Her early records are tremendous...The Bargain Store, Just Because I'm a Woman, Jolene, etc...those are terrific songs.
And even her later slop doesn't sound so bad compared to the mean-spirited, underwritten horseshit that passes for country music these days.
k&y: if you haven't seen despair.com, you have to check it out.
http://despair.com/
Dead-on hilarious satire...
To be honest, I'm more curious about what keeps the kid in....
Phila
Uterus of reinforced concrete, aparently. An in-law had 6 kids in < 10 years and her uterus, that of a mere mortal, attempted escape and had to be removed.
"Is Lamar Alexander still alive?"
as long as there are goopers and flannel shirts, there will be a lamar alexander.
Never seen Roky, but I DID see the late James Carr in Harvard Square about 10 years ago. Looked awful..But he still had that amazing voice...
bill buckner | 05.09.08 - 9:01 pm | #
Wow...I'm really jealous now...
McCunt in the debates?
heh.
billy b
McFuckstick is going to be doing the melting down.
And it's going to be real entertaining to watch.
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bug, the impacted turd.
some of those old country folk know the score.
country
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7...h?v=7BSC8-
MsYBs
blues
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z...h?
v=zLHu10JJQPo
Dolly is not a joke. Her BOOBS are a joke.
Dolly Parton, for instance, is a national jokeI read that Feyman wanted to name a sub-atomic particle after her - a parton
David Allen Coe is a joke.
Lieberscum checked McStain's bearings?
Did he tell him to cough?
Oh dear, dear, dear.
I've been insulted as a "chickenshit" by Larry Johnson.
Oh dear, dear, dear.
An in-law had 6 kids in < 10 years and her uterus, that of a mere mortal, attempted escape and had to be removed.
Willendorf Venus |
A gal I went to grade school with got married at 16.
Had her first kid at 17.
She had her eighth around the time I had my son (my second...and last).
They had to perform some major surgery because those insides were a mess.
I just read the part of this post:
Still it's important to remember that the outcome of the Internet Asshole Olympics really shouldn't have much bearing on who you vote for either now or in November.
Maybe the boyz shouldn't have hosted the competition. Not sure why they thought it would help to win the White House.
Karma is a bitch, too.
Postal carriers to collect food (This Saturday, tomorrow--Nationwide food pantry drive)
The National Association of Letter Carriers and the U.S. Postal Service will conduct its 16th annual nationwide food drive Saturday to help stock local food pantries. Postal customers may leave nonperishable food items by their mailboxes. When the letter carrier delivers the mail, he or she will collect the food and return it to the local post office
racymind, excellent post.
I'm so old I remember when Dolly Parton was Porter Waggoner's sidekick...
But he still had that amazing voice...
bill buckner
Bill, ya got me on that one. Would have loved to hear him live. Sad that his demise was so traumatically premature.
Dolly is not a joke. Her BOOBS are a joke.
Willendorf Venus
Dolly has been laughing all the way to the bank for years.
If it's Obama. You will see the most devastating meltdown of BO's campaign in the next several months, especially during the debates with BO and McCain. It will be both painful and delicious to watch. Hillary will be absolutely vindicated.
Bugs | 05.09.08 - 8:51 pm | #
I knew John C. Calhoun. John C. Calhoun was a friend of mine. And you, Mr. Fancy Zipper-Britches, are no John C. Calhoun.
No, seriously, you're right. The old short guy is going to totall pwn.
Oh dear, dear, dear.
attaturk
We're defintiely out of control here, people.
Hey, did all you gals know the original "Speed Racer" is available at Hulu?
I love Dolly, too. One in a million.
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{{{ProfWombat!!!}}}
Know of a good French place--one that's unpretentious, with simple and delicious food?
I can be ready in five.
And even her later slop doesn't sound so bad compared to the mean-spirited, underwritten horseshit that passes for country music these days.
She made a couple of back-to-rudiments albums for a small label a few years back - both well worth hearing, IIRC - excepting an egregious cover of "Stairway To Heaven."
The new album is pretty faceless countrypolitan - she needs to hook up with some youngsters, so she can enjoy her Jack White/Loretta Lynn moment..
We're defintiely out of control here, people.
pie
"We"?
I've been insulted as a "chickenshit" by Larry Johnson.
context?
Dolly Parton is tres cool.
Bugs, thank you for the useful information. They always send a postcard, but they send the postcard too early. I will put a bag of stuff out now.
But FORP, all the same.
I want to see McFuckstick throw a major tantrum during the first debate.
And Senator Obama just standing there looking at him like "What's up with YOU, fool?"
dave, I just may have to visit Hulu.
Oh dear, dear, dear.
attaturk | Homepage | 05.09.08 - 9:06 pm | # [kill][hide comment]
How'd you earn the title?
I've been insulted as a "chickenshit" by Larry Johnson.
Larry Johnson, the ex-spook who could kill you swiftly and silently in your sleep? No worries.
who is larry johnson? im not even going to try to google that name
thanks Sallyh
***UPDATE FROM PONDEROSA STOMP***
My radio show cards have struck gold!
NEXT SATURDAY: BETTY HARRIS!!!
"Cry To Me" - 1963 hit on Jubilee
Many recordings on Sansu in the '60s, including duets with Lee Dorsey!!!
She'll be on with me next week - JUST CONFIRMED!!!
sallyh: funny you should ask:
http://www.cassis-bistro.com/
wicked good, about two miles from Casa della Wombat...
Yes, we the people of the United States who obviously were never going to form a more perfect union.
What a disaster this election is.
A freaking disaster.
I recall a great story in CREEM by Chet Flippo abut him and a bunch of other Bay Area longhairs meeting Dolly after a show with Porter at the Cow Palace. She, IIRC, seemed bemused about her popularity amongst the Deadhead crowd.
the mean-spirited, underwritten horseshit that passes for country music these days.
What...that "rah rah USA....boot in your ass.." crap that's absolutely pathetic?
My first ex-wife once won an authentic Dolly costume from the early 70s at a charity acution.
A onepiece jump suit with huge flared bellbottom trousers with little foursided mirrors down the outside of both legs.
It actually fit her, except in the chest of course.
I've been insulted as a "chickenshit" by Larry Johnson.
context?
watertiger
The McClatchy story on a CIA clandestine officer spewing internet rumors and nonsense [Muslim, Black Panther, etc.] and since Larry's cite No Quarter is absolutely unhinged in its Obama loathing and spreads similar stuff, I wondered if he'd deny it isn't him.
He did, and then went on a rant against me (which is fine I guess) and against Obama and proved the point.
The internet is funny.
What a disaster this election is.
A freaking disaster.
pie | Homepage | 05.09.08 - 9:11 pm | #
Yeppers
so, WT, got your bridesmaids dress and dyed matching shoes?
nice blues ina 
A freaking disaster.
pie | Homepage | 05.09.08 - 9:11 pm | #
Why?
He did, and then went on a rant against me (which is fine I guess) and against Obama and proved the point.
RH or FDL?
Larry Johnson, the ex-spook who could kill you swiftly and silently in your sleep? No worries.
The Kenosha Kid
*oh fuck*
thanks, racy.
The internet is funny.
attaturk
It's lost all humor.
so, WT, got your bridesmaids dress and dyed matching shoes?
virgotex
seafoam or puice?
heh.
Blue Cheer's doing "Summertime Blues" on the teebee
racy: couldn't find your post; on this thread? I'll look again...
There's a post at DKos that says final margin for Clinton in Ohio is 8.8%. I'm slightly less red-faced for my state.
.
Why?
Shared Humanity
Don't be coy. Please.
RH or FDL?
watertiger
RH, and to be fair, I do run a sucky blog.
But dammit, I'm pigshit, not chicken shit.
There once was a boxer named spot
Who barked in the back yard a lot
I grabbed a 5 gallon gasoline can
Running as fast I can
Damn, it's the Austin Police, I am caught.
shoelimpy™
damn, i actually lived with that dog. only it was in miami.
Larry Johnson is one of the most punishing running backs in the NFL.
Srsly. Don't piss him off.
At my homepage Prof... second post down
so, WT, got your bridesmaids dress and dyed matching shoes?
virgotex
seafoam or puice?
racymind
Salmon
What...that "rah rah USA....boot in your ass.." crap that's absolutely pathetic?
Terry C - Anti-War Elitist | Homepage | 05.09.08 - 9:11 pm | # [kill]
That, but the stuff I hear is also basically an orgy of weird identity-political yammering..."I buy my cowboy boots at Wal-Mart, I know how to boil a frog, I drink beer in a bottle, the fags in the big city all have AIDS, yeah, I guess you could say I'm country."
so, WT, got your bridesmaids dress and dyed matching shoes?
seafoam green, hankerchief hem, bitchez!
I just may have to visit Hulu.
It's becoming everything TV Land should be.
"Speed Racer"! "Dragnet 1967"! "Dick Van Dyke Show"! "Land of the Giants"!
Hey, some guy just walked in to the coffee place with a calico pussycat on his shoulder...
It's lost all humor.
pie
A lot, not all.
according to buzzflash, obama leads in superdelegates now.
"I buy my cowboy boots at Wal-Mart, I know how to boil a frog, I drink beer in a bottle, the fags in the big city all have AIDS, yeah, I guess you could say I'm country."
Phila, Pizen Sarpint
Yeah, THAT too.
how are you pie?
RH, and to be fair, I do run a sucky blog.
But dammit, I'm pigshit, not chicken shit.
any publicity is good publicity?
Larry Johnson is one of the most punishing running backs in the NFL.
Srsly. Don't piss him off.
joe | 05.09.08 - 9:15 pm | #
he was a great power forward before that.
he was a great power forward before that.
pretzelattack
Grandmama
Simels -
A number of members of my tribe shall be invading NYC for that Lincoln Center American Roots festival toward the end of August. Join me for the free Patti Smith show, amigo?
You, Hegemon, are a coward and spineless wonder.
Take that, Hegemon!
he was a great power forward before that.
pretzelattack | 05.09.08 - 9:17 pm | #
You mean, like, in college?
lol
I'm good, charley. How are things in Florida?
Grandmama
attaturk | Homepage | 05.09.08 - 9:17 pm | #
yes!
New Swan diary
http://www.dailykos.com/story/20...1088/737/
512842
You mean, like, in college?
lol
joe | 05.09.08 - 9:17 pm | #
heh, no, just a common name. there was a pro by that name, played for charlotte hornets.
Don't be coy. Please.
pie | Homepage | 05.09.08 - 9:14 pm | #
OK, let me have a shot at this......
We've had an amazing field of smart, articulate Democratic candidates that has been narrowed to two brilliant articulate and passionate finalists. Either of these will shine against the lunatic, irrational ass kissing finalist from a line up of misserable old xenophobic white men in suits.
So....the question still stands.....Why?
You, Hegemon, are a coward and spineless wonder.
Take that, Hegemon!
The Kenosha Kid
Ooh, the all-powerful redundant putdown!
I only WISH I was a spineless wonder...especially on lonely weekends.
Wait a second, I spent my first round fantasy pick on a retired CIA agent?
Son of a BITCH!
i dont see what's so bad about spineless wonders.
K Igawa's line tonight: 3.0 IP, 11 H, 6 ER
Ouch.
So....the question still stands.....Why?
Your lovely compliments are ancient history.
Wait a second, I spent my first round fantasy pick on a retired CIA agent?
Son of a BITCH!
joe | 05.09.08 - 9:19 pm | #
dont worry, he will just kill all the other guys in their sleep.
It might be over.
I only WISH I was a spineless wonder...especially on lonely weekends.
attaturk
OMG
Dolly's bluegrass version of Stairway to Heaven is to die for. It's great.
I'm good, charley. How are things in Florida?
pie
it finally got hot today.
i'm not saying i welcome it, but we have had unusually cool weather.
don't worry, everything will be ok. maybe.
It might be over.
Are you fat and singing?
Let's ask the plaid shirt people.
dont worry, he will just kill all the other guys in their sleep.
man'o war | 05.09.08 - 9:20 pm | #
Yeah, great. Two points a corpse in my league. Retired CIA agents NEVER find the end zone!
racy: well said, m'dear. The folk who aren't in the business haven't any idea of how bad it is.
Yet another reminder of how the Homeland Security crap so often ignores crucial issues and puts resources into window-dressing and theater of great political import that doesn't add an iota to actual security or preparedness. I remember John Burke, chief of the Shriners Burns in Boston, not hardly a hippie, musing about how, if three fresh major burns can paralyze a hospital's resources, any notion of dealing with a nuclear attack is a sick joke.
don't worry, everything will be ok. maybe.
Exactly.
Nice talking to you!
Bye.
A number of members of my tribe
bill buckner | 05.09.08 - 9:17 pm | #
the tribe of welshmen?
.
LJ played for the Knicks. Used to flash his initials with his arms, fists to elbows. L..J. UNLV attendee. Had lots of kids.
(tries to imagine bluegrass "stairway to heaven")
I am watching a movie now called "Damage," and I have an important question: Does Juliette Binoche take her clothes off, or is it going to be 2 hours of 'smoldering gazes?'
Dolly's bluegrass version of Stairway to Heaven is to die for. It's great.
"Looks good on you, sir..."
Your lovely compliments are ancient history.
pie | Homepage | 05.09.08 - 9:20 pm | #
Bullshit! You can have whatever fucking cynical conversation you want but I'm not playing. I know what I see and I see two capable finalists in the Democratic race and I see a horses ass as the presumptive Republican nominee.
Are you fat and singing?
pie | Homepage | 05.09.08 - 9:22 pm | #
made me laugh
.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U...h?v=USh-msend-
o
Stairways to Heaven.
I only WISH I was a spineless wonder...especially on lonely weekends.
Those nudibranchs are spineless wonders...
Sheets
S H E E T S
No, seriously, you have to respect what McCain went through as POW.
The Hanseatic League was notorious for its treatment of captured pikemen.
the tribe of welshmen?
Worse. A gang of Aging Music Weasels.
Seen "High Fidelity?" Fuck, I've lived it!
Regarding the Duggars, what bothers me most about that crowd is the way they all dress the same. Same hair cuts, same polo shirts and khakis, same little house on the prairie dresses. Something tells me if one of those girls tried to cut her hair that woman would turn into a shrieking harpie. If one of those boys put on a black concert t shirt the father would conduct an exorcism. Big family, yeah whatever. I wouldn't want to be judged based on my family tree. But their uniformity is disturbing.
I see a horses ass as the presumptive Republican nominee.
Shared Humanity | 05.09.08 - 9:24 pm | #
i wouldn't say that. i think mccain's biggest problem is not his age or intelligence, but simply that he's wrong wrong wrong, and his wrong opinions are way out of alignment with the american people. reagan was ever wronger, but people wanted to believe him
mccain said it himself - "if i can't convince the american people that i'm right [on iraq] i'll lose"
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ProfWombat, as an ER doc friend of mine said, laughing bitterly, "Major disaster? Hell, we can't handle Saturday night!"
Now, how about that French restaurant?
mr. johnson is unhinged.
personally, i think he's just trying to hook up on hillaryis44.com .
Worse. A gang of Aging Music Weasels.
Seen "High Fidelity?" Fuck, I've lived it!
heh.
doh.
We are really liking "Five." Who directed this?
His senate website thinks so.
The "L.A." that is dead is Lee Atwater.
Lamar is the quietest senator I've ever seen. Except for maybe the junior senator from TN.
I saw him for the first time in ages when he was promoting Sleepy Fred Thompson. And we know how that went.
I like him, though. And he rarely embarrasses me - probably something some other people with Republican senator can't say.
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