I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
mcgungulla?
They'd clip their own grandmother's feet off if it helped the GOP
Poodle.
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More fun:
My kitties!
Lately, they're not even trying to pretend that they're anything other than a propaganda arm of the RNC.
I hope President Obama brings back the fairness doctrine.
Hecate, I posted the good news to the dead thread... thanks for asking. 
Bush = McCain. Because it can't be said enough...
Sarah Palin is on the record claiming that "God" wants America to prevail in Iraq.
Funny.
Adolph Hitler is on the record claming that "God" wanted Germany to prevail over the "Godless Bolsheviks" and "Cosmopolitan Jews".
I hope President Obama brings back the fairness doctrine.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
I hope so too but the media is ready to Dean Scream any candidate who suggests it.
The Beavers (Oregon State) look like every day is Halloween. Our Universities teams are not subtle.
plantsman
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Anybody know what the spread in the Beavers game?
Doncha just love how O'Reilly thinks everyone has to do what he says?
O'REILLY: No, no, no, no.
OBAMA: No, no, no, no, no, no, no --
At least they agreed on that.
Well, since everyone else is doing it, so long, RN fucking C.
Puns were last thread?
Sorry.
SteveLG,
Good! We've gotten 8 inches so far by my rain gauge. We needed it, but not all at once like this!
My thought for this day: I hope the Republicans - who seem jubilant that their convention got high ratings - are truly satisfied that their display of hate-mongering was seen by so many. The contrast between the hope and plans of the Democrats and the hate and vitriol of the "White People's" Party could not be more clear.
(If I were them I would be afraid. Very afraid.)
O'REILLY: I think you were desperately wrong on the surge, and I think you should admit it to the nation that now, we have defeated the terrorists in Iraq, and the Al Qaeda came there after we invaded, as you know. OK? We've defeated them.
OBAMA:
[leaps out of chair, knocks O'Reilly out cold]
How about that, you loud-mouthed motherfucker?
Hecate, this doesn't look like Ms. Thang, but . . .
You know, when The Revolution comes, and the Duck Pit/Rocketship to the Sun actions commence, these stupid motherfuckers should realize that they've condemmened their families to the same treatment they're going to get, because they're the ones who insist on aristocracy and nepotism as the standards.
Puns are many threads -- subject changes sometimes.
We've gotten 8 inches so far by my rain gauge.
In how much time did that fall?
ABC cropped Obama, falsely suggesting he "admit[ted] that he was wrong to oppose the surge"
Didn't we have some fucktard in here last night trying to claim the opposite?
Good! We've gotten 8 inches so far by my rain gauge. We needed it, but not all at once like this!
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
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I hear you need more than 8 inches...
(It's like tourettes.)
In a corporate state...
We've gotten 8 inches so far by my rain gauge.
OMFG!
(I'll leave the jokes to the rest of you...)
Having cleaned up some of a mess does not mean the same thing as never having made a mess. The war isn't now a good idea just because you aren't getting your ass as kicked on a daily basis as you were a year ago.
Sarah Palin is on the record claiming that "God" wants America to prevail in Iraq.
I'm on the record as saying Sarah Palin is a fucking asshole.
Qualifying an answer is just so elitest
Palin said her eldest child, Track, would soon be deployed by the Army to Iraq, and that they should pray “that our national leaders are sending them out on a task that is from God, that’s what we have to make sure we are praying for, that there is a plan, and that plan is God’s plan.”
Gotta like the new album title from Supergrass: "Diamond Hoo-Haw".
ABC cropped Obama, falsely suggesting he "admit[ted] that he was wrong to oppose the surge"
The gnomes of MinRec (teh Mouse division) have been very busy.
We've gotten 8 inches so far by my rain gauge.
Cut?
Damn - scrubbed the oven and the stovetop today.
Even WITH rubber gloves, that does a number on your hands and nails.!
The headline should read:
ABC ENDORSES McCAIN!
Palin's "mission from God" will play well with her fellow assholes.
Sarah hunny; how can you know if it's God's plan?
In how much time did that fall?
Started yesterday evening around eight or nine o'clock.
Palin's "mission from God" will play well with her fellow assholes.
The Blues Brothers?
I'm on the record as saying Sarah Palin is a fucking asshole.
Not to mention a cow, a sow, a mare, a bitch, a bastard, a stupid motherfucker, and a beeyotch.
(As an aside, a woman born in illegitimacy is a bastard too, right?)
Palin's "mission from God" will play well with her fellow assholes.
cosmosis
"I HATE Alaska Nazis." - Jake Blues
We've gotten 8 inches so far by my rain gauge.
Cut?
I knew as soon as I hit publish . . . .
Palin's "mission from God" will play well with her fellow assholes.
The Blues Brothers?
Zap Rowsdower |
Don't you blaspheme in this place! Don't you blaspheme in here!!
Palin's "mission from God" will play well with her fellow assholes.
The Blues Brothers?
Zap Rowsdower
Palin seems more the type to shut down the orphanages.
wanker sheets
I like jac's better.
(As an aside, a woman born in illegitimacy is a bastard too, right?)
Apprentice to Darth Holden
Unlike "bitch," "bastard" is a gender-neutral term.
"i know you are hurting, my friends, and i'm gonna help. i'm gonna help by making fun of democrats and dumping shit on the whole concept of government. and that's what makes me different from the republicans that have been running the gummint for the last eight years"
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Palin's "mission from God" will play well with her fellow assholes.
The Blues Brothers?
Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.
"We're a thousand miles from anywhere, we've got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of reefer, it's been night for three months and I'm wearing these Lisa Loobner glasses..."
"John McCain's semen is a gift we will never want to return to the store"-ABC
Not to mention a cow, a sow, a mare, a bitch, a bastard, a stupid motherfucker, and a beeyotch.
(As an aside, a woman born in illegitimacy is a bastard too, right?)
Apprentice to Darth Holden | 09.06.08 - 3:49 pm | #
But is she a scrotum?
No network with TOUCH the Palin family involvement with the Alaska First group. Gee.. I wonder if that would be the case if Michelle Obama was involved in a group like that.
I also don't see ABC jumping into Palin's little pastor problem.
That is a candidate for the Lisa Myers Pastiche Award.
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ABC has a tradition of pulling this kind of shit.
There was an infamous Jeff Greenfield piece on Nightline back in the 1990's where they edited a Hillary Clinton speech to smear her...
http://archive.salon.com/news/fe...nton/
print.html
Even more damning was a "Nightline" report broadcast that same evening. The segment came very close to branding Hillary Clinton a perjurer. In his introduction, host Ted Koppel spoke pointedly about "the reluctance of the Clinton White House to be as forthcoming with documents as it promised to be." He then turned to correspondent Jeff Greenfield, who posed a rhetorical question: "Hillary Clinton did some legal work for Madison Guaranty at the Rose Law Firm, at a time when her husband was governor of Arkansas. How much work? Not much at all, she has said."
Up came a video clip from Hillary's April 22, 1994, Whitewater press conference. "The young attorney, the young bank officer, did all the work," she said. "It was not an area that I practiced in. It was not an area that I know anything, to speak of, about." Next the screen filled with handwritten notes taken by White House aide Susan Thomases during the 1992 campaign. "She [Hillary] did all the billing," the notes said. Greenfield quipped that it was no wonder "the White House was so worried about what was in Vince Foster's office when he killed himself."
What the audience didn't know was that the ABC videotape had been edited so as to create an inaccurate impression. At that press conference, Mrs. Clinton had been asked not how much work she had done for Madison Guaranty, but how her signature came to be on a letter dealing with Madison Guaranty's 1985 proposal to issue preferred stock. ABC News had seamlessly omitted thirty-nine words from her actual answer, as well as the cut, by interposing a cutaway shot of reporters taking notes. The press conference transcript shows that she actually answered as follows: "The young attorney [and] the young bank officer did all the work and the letter was sent. But because I was what we called the billing attorney -- in other words, I had to send the bill to get the payment sent -- my name was put on the bottom of the letter. It was not an area that I practiced in. It was not an area that I know anything, to speak of, about."
Obama press conference on CNN.
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Always another lie to tell, eh?
mickey mouse gnews.
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