I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
I got something right here.
I IZ HAPY
So join in the chat.
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Rounding second!
My lameness is not quantifiable.
ON WENDESDAY I WILLZ B 4 DAYS
MSNBC:
Man hits woman on way to anger control class
Cops: Man shot by friend so he could skip work
What a world.
Every day is HUMP day!
I got something right here.
Stunt Woman | 03.01.08 - 5:41 pm | #
Why don't you show us?
Obama narrowly wins in Texas, Clinton wins comfortably in Ohio
I'm cold and there are wolves after me.
That baby sure is smart. He can already type, read and count.
Wow.
That baby sure is smart. He can already type, read and count.
It's the cone.
a repost 
when you think about it, surely a true conservative would deplore the increase of state power when it came to wiretapping and imprisonment
because they are all about small government correct? and therefore would be hopping mad that the government was invading privacy
i just find it a mystery
BUSH TELL TRUF?
I WASNT BORN YESTERDAY, YOU KNOW
That baby sure is smart. He can already type, read and count.
Wow.
Guess Nim and Jen have super "stuff".
Obama narrowly wins in Texas,
TEXAS DOESN'T COUNT!
How much is a comfortable win in Ohio going for these days?
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I JUST GOT A RECRUITMENT LETTER
It's the cone.
We'd better check the kerning on his genes, He might be from Zerdu, a far away planet.
Every day is HUMP day!
NO FLIRTING!!!
I JUST GOT A RECRUITMENT LETTER
How about a pre-approved credit card application?
Moon: they aren't true conservatives. They're interested only in aggrandizing power in the executive, and employing that power to their benefit and those of their allies. Simple as that.
The number of Iraqis killed by violence rose in February for the first time in several months, official figures show.
At least 633 civilians died, according to data from several ministries - up from more than 460 deaths in January.
The increase was mainly due to two attacks in Baghdad and one near Karbala that killed at least 150 people.
The sharp rise reverses a six-month trend of fewer casualties, but it is still down from 1,645 civilians killed in February 2007, according to Reuters.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middl...ast/
7272353.stm
I JUST GOT A RECRUITMENT LETTER
Black Steel!
I got some springy neo-hippie musics - Lavender Daiamond.
Um, tell me again what happens on Wednesday?
Moe, I feel your pain. We've got some weird weather system since yesterday; rain and wind gusts. Some train lines are down because a construction crane fell on the tracks, that kind of thing.
I want it to be spring now.
I request. . . The Cone of Silence.
William Walters certainly gave me minutes of great enjoyment today.
I JUST GOT A MORTGAGE
I HAVE MAH EYE ON A COMFY UTERUS
http://www.seeingtheforest.com/
a...reedoms_wat.htm
Oooh! ooh! I got sumthin'! Found this at Seeing the Forest, where Dave Johnson links to one one of Freedom's Watch's early anti-Dem ads.
Follow the links and learn that what you leave in Vegas, by way of losses, does not stay in Vegas: It goes to Freedom's Watch (well, via one of the big funders).
Gunmen have kidnapped the archbishop of the Chaldean Catholic Church in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul and killed three of his aides, his church says.
Archbishop Paulos Faraj Rahho was seized as he left a church in the eastern al-Nour district, it added.
Pope Benedict XVI deplored the kidnapping as a "despicable" crime.
Most of Iraq's estimated 700,000 Christians are Chaldeans - Catholics who are autonomous from Rome but recognise the Pope's authority.
Many have been targeted since the 2004 invasion by Sunni extremists groups.
In January, bombs exploded outside three Chaldean and Assyrian churches in Mosul. Several Christian priests have also been kidnapped or killed during the past five years.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middl...ast/
7271658.stm
when you think about it, surely a true conservative would deplore the increase of state power when it came to wiretapping and imprisonment
because they are all about small government correct? and therefore would be hopping mad that the government was invading privacy
i just find it a mystery
Moon, a fairly honest right-winger told me the following about 2004 or so:
Resistance to big government lasts until you have your hands on the control levers of a big government.
with his permission, i made it Cynicus' Law # 5.
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It's certainly nice and cold here. Time for my Russian hat with the earflaps to have the flaps folded down and perhaps even tied together under my chin!
I JUST GOT A MORTGAGE
Did you also just save money on your car insurance?
it was very windy last night
but was sunny today
Conservative is another word they have destroyed the meaning of.
It's certainly nice and cold here. Time for my Russian hat with the earflaps to have the flaps folded down and perhaps even tied together under my chin!
Echidne
Spring in 20 days!
Some nice things that have taken place, to balance all that free-wheeling anger:
1. Baby conehead. YEah!
2. Sarah Deere is back. YEah!
3. Add your pick here.
I IZ YUNGEST BLOGER
i just find it a mystery
Moonbootica, Employed | Homepage | 03.01.08 - 5:44 pm | #
No mystery, these are not conservatives. They are radicals and promote radical agendas.
Duz the kid need a nannie?
surely a true conservative would deplore the increase of state power when it came to wiretapping and imprisonment
because they are all about small government correct? and therefore would be hopping mad that the government was invading privacy
Moonbootica, Employed
Oh, Silly...they're only against Big Brother guv'ment when it may be a Democrat's. A Republican Wingnut Big Brother is jus' fine.
its a strong wind outside at the moment
the poor daffodils are looking a bit flattened
went round my grandparents this afternoon and their Juniper bush had been bent right over
I JUST GOT A MORTGAGE
Hopefully your grandparents have just deposited a hundred thou to start your college fund.
I want it to be spring now.
Marcellina
I went to Europe back in 2005, a trip I'll never make again, obviously. But we went for three weeks in April. Flew into London and all the gardens were going, everything was green and lush and beautiful. Travelled through Croatia and Italy, ending up in Germany for a week. Just beautiful spring all the way around.
Got back on the plane, came back to Halifax, and there was snow on the ground.
Cynicus: what are rules 1-4?
No mystery, these are not conservatives. They are radicals and promote radical agendas.
See Krugman's intro to The Great Unraveling - he lays out the case quite convincingly.
The sun's shining, and it's going to be 40 whole degrees tomorrow.
CoT is the only who could pull this off, and he is, admirably.
I got nuthin'.
-Atrios
You should blog about biofuels.
It'll make you feel better.
Um, tell me again what happens on Wednesday?
Good chance the primaries will be over and we can go back to love and peace and happiness and directing all of our fire at McBush.
I HAVE MAH EYE ON A COMFY UTERUS
Pre-war?
Flew into London and all the gardens were going, everything was green and lush and beautiful
We were there in April, 1994.
Daffodils were everywhere. It was beautiful.
3. Add your pick here.
Echidne
I read that as "Add your prickhere.
CoT is the only who could pull this off, and he is, admirably.
Moe Szyslak, cold
Another, there is.
I THINK I NEED TO GET BAK IN DER SOMEHOW
Israel doing some heavy killing in the Gaza Strip...at least 50 killed to day. Israel states it is targeting only "bad guys," but is hitting houses, etc., with resulting civilian deaths.
And, from Times OnlineMarch 1, 2008,
Israel threatens to unleash 'holocaust' in Gaza, via Israeli minister. Unfortunate choice of words, perhaps.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/
tol...icle3459144.ece
But Moe, you got spring twice that year. First in Europe, then again in Canada.
That baby sure is smart. He can already type, read and count.
At this rate, he'll propose, construct, and prove a grand unified theory that will allow us to make all Star Trek tech a reality by the time he's in preschool.
Um, tell me again what happens on Wednesday?
Vermont primary! (duh)
Oh hey, speaking of college kids, i gotta brag: the 17 year old (the one with the new Beatles enthusiasm) got offical notice yesterday that she has gotten a president's scholarship to the state university - 4 years tuition paid, woohoo!
We may not have to collect on my life policy after all.
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JeffCO: one of Krugman's columns laid out a return to medieval times, nothing less. I'll see if i can find it; I found it startling.
just proves my point, most so called 'conservatives' or followers of Adam Smith know little about the ideology they sprout or have even read the original texts
being lazy they choose to be thugs
on the right there is a massive gulf between the stormtroopers and the intellects (yeah yeah I know they don't really exist on the right)
whereas on the left its much more intertwined
I want it to be spring now. Marcellina
I also got M.I.A. - Paper Planes.
Pre-war?
watertiger
2002?
I THINK I NEED TO GET BAK IN DER SOMEHOW
Yo mama begs to differ.
Trolls must be in a retraining workshop today
I read that as "Add your prickhere.
And you call yourself the quilt lady.
But Moe, you got spring twice that year. First in Europe, then again in Canada.
Echidne
Hmmmm. Yes, that second spring, in July, was nice. Both days of it.
Israel states it is targeting only "bad guys," but is hitting houses, etc., with resulting civilian deaths.
Palestinians, particularly small children="bad guys"
That child is too old, too old to begin the training.
AHEM.
For Pie.
I also got M.I.A. - Paper Planes.
I listen to that song every morning on the bus to work.
Cynicus-- Congrats! She couldn't have done it without you.
Oh hey, speaking of college kids, i gotta brag: the 17 year old (the one with the new Beatles enthusiasm) got offical notice yesterday that she has gotten a president's scholarship to the state university - 4 years tuition paid, woohoo!
Congratulations!!! Room and board aren't cheap, but that's a huge help.
I read that as "Add your prick here."
QL
And you call yourself the quilt lady.
Echidne
I am NOT going to make a "nice ass" comment here.
the 17 year old (the one with the new Beatles enthusiasm) got offical notice yesterday that she has gotten a president's scholarship to the state university - 4 years tuition paid, woohoo!
Noice!
At this rate, he'll propose, construct, and prove a grand unified theory that will allow us to make all Star Trek tech a reality by the time he's in preschool.
If he's any good he'll find a way to permanently banish the trolls here.
JeffCO, I love M.I.A.!
Cynicus: what are rules 1-4?
Trick answer, Prof: i have left them open in case i think of something suitably brilliant to deserve such an early numbering.
Suggestions welcome.
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Israel threatens to unleash 'holocaust' in Gaza, via Israeli minister. Unfortunate choice of words, perhaps.
The Likud has always secretly wished to make "Greater Israel" Palestinianrein
Hey Duncan - John Amato played with Duran Duran.
Pick up the pace dude.
some folksy-electronica - Goldfrapp - A&E
Every Republican I know requests 1 star when ordering Thai food.
pussies
Cynicus-- all the best
Yeah, jac is back.
If he's any good he'll find a way to permanently banish the trolls here.
I'd give him a few more years to make that, the close to impossible, a reality.
See Krugman's intro to The Great Unraveling - he lays out the case quite convincingly.
JeffCO | 03.01.08 - 5:51 pm | #
In the Bush era, With many of them, they don't think particularly deeply about any of it. They just want to be more "conservative" than the other guy because they figure they will get elected that way. The result is cartoonish.
Cynicus, congrats. That is really, really nice.
For Pie.
Cool! I'm at work, so I'll give them a better look later. Were some or all of these taken in Michigan when you were here?
I am NOT going to make a "nice ass" comment here.
I said fuck at the hairdressers. Horrible. I blame you guys for it.
BOOBIES R GUD
a bit of cool - Hercules and Love Affair - "Blind"
Be proud, cynicus!
Oh hey, speaking of college kids, i gotta brag: the 17 year old (the one with the new Beatles enthusiasm) got offical notice yesterday that she has gotten a president's scholarship to the state university - 4 years tuition paid, woohoo!
We may not have to collect on my life policy after all.
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Cynicus Loveless |
Marvelous, just marvelous!
Were some or all of these taken in Michigan when you were here?
pie
Yes. 15th, 16th, 17th.
After 18-1/2 years MY MORTGAGE WILL BE PAID OFF IN APRIL. Glory be!
Echidne, have you received your fudge?
Shorter Dan Schnur:
It's not fair! We were all set to run against Hillary! How dare the Democrats change up the candidates on us! Waaah! Waaaah!
¡Vayamos!
I said fuck at the hairdressers. Horrible. I blame you guys for it.
Echidne
And, from Times OnlineMarch 1, 2008,
Israel threatens to unleash 'holocaust' in Gaza, via Israeli minister. Unfortunate choice of words, perhaps.
In my reading, he actually used the word 'shoah'.
JeffCO: one of Krugman's columns laid out a return to medieval times, nothing less. I'll see if i can find it; I found it startling.
Could you please? i have been saying this since 2003 or 2004, but on an intuitive basis. i'd love to read someone's reasoned argument for.
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Echidne, yes, sometimes I slip and say inappropriate words into a conversation forgetting I'm not here.
boobs are overrated. Legs? Legs are a different story.
BOOBIES R GUD
The Baby
This comment reaches us on multiple levels.
Echidne, have you received your fudge?
Not yet, but I'm checking every day.
America is officially Dead:
WASHINGTON (AFP) - - The United States will drastically reduce emergency food aid to some of the poorest countries this year because of soaring food prices, The Washington Post reported Saturday.
Citing unnamed officials, the newspaper said the US Agency for International Development was drafting plans to cut down the number of recipient nations and the amount of food provided to them.
A 41-percent surge in prices of wheat, corn, rice and other cereals over the past six months has generated a 120-million-dollar budget shortfall that will force the USAID to reduce emergency operations, the report said.
That deficit is projected to rise to 200 million dollars by the end of the year.
The USAID is reviewing all of the agency's emergency programs, which target countries like Ethiopia, Iraq, Somalia, Honduras and Sudan's Darfur region.
"We're in the process now of going country by country and analyzing the commodity price increase on each country," The Post quotes Jeff Borns, director of USAID's Food for Peace program as saying. "Then we're going to have to prioritize."
Yeah, jac is back.
qlª
Things have been a bit hectic lately.
JeffCO, I love M.I.A.! Marcellina
I thought about linking Boyz, but that's more of a summer song.
MSNBC:
Man hits woman on way to anger control class
Cops: Man shot by friend so he could skip work
What a world.
pie
MSGOP deems those stories big news?
MAH LEGZ IS CHUBBY
for Echidne 
David Attenborough comes face to face with a mozambique spitting cobra.
on Monday they did a whole programme about snakes
quite fascinating
Echidne, yes, sometimes I slip and say inappropriate words into a conversation forgetting I'm not here.
I hope our language reverts to pre-Bush days after 1/20/09.
Damn, Cynicus, that is probably worth more than the mortgage I'm paying off. Good for her!
boobs are overrated. Legs? Legs are a different story.
WalterNeff, Thai master
I would agree. A pretty face and a nice pair of legs beats out boobs anytime.
Thanks all. i never got to the dream of medical school, but she's determined to get there - and i know she will.
i have done at least one thing right. nuff said.
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I JUST GOT A RECRUITMENT LETTER
The Baby
just wait til you get Cheney's birth tax bill.
MSGOP deems those stories big news?
Big enough to be included on the website.
I thought about linking Boyz, but that's more of a summer song.
How did so many people in 1989 know that she'd write that song?
So we have The First Atriot Babeage? Deets?
Things have been a bit hectic lately.
jac
You haven't missed much. Things seem to go back and forth between calmly advocating for your candidate or raging debates. All good I suppose.
Echidne, have you received your fudge?
Not yet, but I'm checking every day. Echidne
But she didn't say 'Fudge'....
boobs are overrated. Legs? Legs are a different story.
WalterNeff
Did you ever try to suck on a knee?
NOT.
EROTIC.
MAH LEGZ IS CHUBBY
The Baby
A trip to Camp Lejune will fix that.
Moonbootica, Employed , the video is not available in my country, it seems.
Deets?
Adam Alexander. Born around 10:30. Cone-headed. Healthy.
Moonbootica, Employed , the video is not available in my country, it seems.
Echidne | Homepage | 03.01.08 - 6:04 pm | #
that sucks
You'll get nothing AND LIKE IT!
MSGOP deems those stories big news?
Big enough to be included on the website.
pie
Holy shit.
...and apparently commenting on this thread.
Sons and Daughters for baby AA (and Zap).
Things seem to go back and forth between calmly advocating for your candidate or raging debates. All good I suppose.
qlª
So, does that bitch Hitlery KKKlintoon still stuck?
How about that uppity Negro Obama?
i have done at least one thing right. nuff said.
(I'll bet that's not just one thing you've done.) Parenting can be very satisfying. Nice to see examples of that.
they also showed an African rock python (20ft and beyond) eat a whole antelope
just sliding it into its mouth, causing its sides to split
a whole bloody antelope!
So, does that bitch Hitlery KKKlintoon still stuck?
How about that uppity Negro Obama?
Yes. And yes.
Evening, bats.
How about that uppity Negro Obama?
Not ironic, cute, meta, satirical, arch, or in jest. Racist.
Adam Alexander. Born around 10:30. Cone-headed. Healthy
Name's Alexander, and he's shy on hair.
i kan callz him 'Lex'?
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Did you ever try to suck on a knee?
NOT.
EROTIC.
WRONG!
hey peeps
HI UNKA TODD
DO U LIKE BOOBIES 2?
Big news at MSNBC seems to be that things are going swimmingly in Gaza ahead of Rice's visit.
*sigh*
But Cynicus, don't you have a few more on the bench? How are their studies going, hmmmmm?
WRONG!
NTodd, Änti-VNF
OK, I may have to rethink my position.
And where have we heard this before:
CRAWFORD, Texas - President Bush declined Saturday to promise more U.S. troop withdrawals from Iraq before he leaves office, and said there was a need for a strong military presence during Iraqi provincial elections in October.
DO U LIKE BOOBIES 2?
Stick with me kid, and I'll show you all the proper perversions.
open wide for Chunky
Echidne, yes, sometimes I slip and say inappropriate words into a conversation forgetting I'm not here.
I hope our language reverts to pre-Bush days after 1/20/09.
pie
My dirty mouth is one thing I can't blame on Chimpy.
I've always sworn like a truck driver.
my father keeps insisting that if me or Ruth produce a grandson, that he be called Ptolemy!
i mean a name like that would really traumatize a kid!!!
you would have to send him to Public School
Lethal Bizzle vs. The Breeders!
(new album coming out from The Breeders, BTW)
And you call yourself the quilt lady.
I do wonder what the quilts she doesn't show here look like.
A rugged face and a big, thick dick beats out brains anytime.
since we're going to be objectifying...
Evening, bats.
Molly Ivors
In view of your Gravatar, you'll want to click on the link I posted above.
What dumbass thought it necessary to ask Angelina Jolie to open her yap about the surge?
That's a story there, too.
The other daughter is 11. She's doing fine, but it's quite early to pressure her to perform, danke schoen.
Anyway, she is more English-and-art and less math-and-science, so who knows what her dream will be?
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A rugged face and a big, thick dick beats out brains anytime.
Erm, the most important sexual organ is the brain.
A rugged face and a big, thick dick beats out brains anytime.
damn.
What dumbass thought it necessary to ask Angelina Jolie to open her yap about the surge?
What, you think the WaPo has a shortage of dumbasses?
DO U LIKE BOOBIES 2?
Stick with me kid, and I'll show you all the proper perversions.
Jen! Nim! Stop this now!
Our 8YO worships NTodd.
So, does that bitch Hitlery KKKlintoon still stuck?
How about that uppity Negro Obama?
Neither is amusing.
(new album coming out from The Breeders, BTW)
Yeah I just saw they're playing out here in May. Bob Mould has a new one too.
Erm, the most important sexual organ is the brain.
Dude. Sarcasm.
What, you think the WaPo has a shortage of dumbasses?
Sadly, no.
A rugged face and a big, thick dick beats out brains anytime.
my baby face is truly a curse.
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In view of your Gravatar, you'll want to click on the link I posted above.
Fer cool! Thanks!
there was a need for a strong military presence during Iraqi provincial elections in October.
Gotta make sure the elections turn out the way we want them to.
my niece enjoyed her first day at Kindergarten on Monday
its all she could talk about when she visited this weekend
she apparently had a few tears at first but soon loved meeting the other children
she goes there twice a week, till 12pm
You forgot to add
Not ironic, cute, meta, satirical, arch, or in jest. Sexist.
to the Hillary one.
my baby face is truly a curse.
Grow something on it. A curly moustache or some Groucho Marx glasses.
Dude. Sarcasm.
Oh! Thank God, I was scheduling an appointemnt for penis enhancement. It was going to cost a fortune.
Gotta make sure the elections turn out the way we want them to.
And the ones in November?
Dude. Sarcasm.
I knew that!
No, I did, really!
Skanky-lite Vampire Weekend
my brain is thick and throbbing.
ooh, I'm sexy.
there was a need for a strong military presence during Iraqi provincial elections in October.
Gotta make sure the elections turn out the way we want them to.
What, we haven't equipped them with Diebold polling machines yet?
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my niece enjoyed her first day at Kindergarten on Monday
She was just born! She can't be in kindergarten!
And the ones in November?
Diebold is already hacking away...
my brain is thick and throbbing.
ooh, I'm sexy
Dood, that's just a hangover.
More purple fingers in Iraq?
Diebold is already hacking away...
The Onion has a funny YouTube skit on that.
Our 8YO worships NTodd.
Then why'd he help you kick my ass today? Little turncoat bastard child.
Or was it blue?
Whatevah.
sorry Molly.
What dumbass thought it necessary to ask Angelina Jolie to open her yap about the surge?
The homewrecker/orphan collector is as crazy as her father.
Voight is all for the surge. In fact, he disavows the film that won him an Oscar "Coming Home" because he now thinks the US "could have won in Vietnam."
Oh! Thank God, I was scheduling an appointemnt for penis enhancement. Shared Humanity
... and I was this close to getting a brain reduction
I've got a ten gallon brain in a five gallon head.
Grow something on it. A curly moustache or some Groucho Marx glasses.
Mustache and goatee since 1989. Helps less than you'd think.
Groucho glasses not yet tested. i will update you as events occur.
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Heh...Althouse's follow-up to her BS pajama post:
Feel free to observe the claws out on many other websites, where personal attacks on me take the place of any serious effort to engage on the merits. For example, the usually serious blogger Kevin Drum calls me harebrained and a glue sniffer. The vicious attack on the messenger bespeaks fear of the message and lack of a substantive argument against it.
That's it, Kevin...yer busted for not being serious enough.
Gunmen have kidnapped the archbishop of the Chaldean Catholic Church in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul and killed three of his aides, his church says.
Archbishop Paulos Faraj Rahho was seized as he left a church in the eastern al-Nour district, it added.
Pope Benedict XVI deplored the kidnapping as a "despicable" crime.
Most of Iraq's estimated 700,000 Christians are Chaldeans - Catholics who are autonomous from Rome but recognise the Pope's authority.
Many have been targeted since the 2004 invasion by Sunni extremists groups.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middl...ast/
7271658.stm
So the little ham hock is a leapling after all? Glad to hear all's well!
Voight is all for the surge. In fact, he disavows the film that won him an Oscar "Coming Home" because he now thinks the US "could have won in Vietnam."
Voight actively campaigned for Ill Douche.
Then why'd he help you kick my ass today? Little turncoat bastard child.
NTodd
doncha know, she rents those kids. Blamed her imaginary child for getting two bingos in four moves with me too. I call bullshit. No rented child could possibly play so well. It must be Thers, cause no woman could possibly play as well either.
The sexiest organ is the pineal gland; so tiny, so cute.
I've got a ten gallon brain in a five gallon head.
JeffCO | 03.01.08 - 6:18 pm | #
Actually, I think you're just padding to impress the women.
Is that your brain or are you just happy to see me?
A rugged face and a big, thick dick beats out brains anytime.
Julie Brown's "I Like Them Big and Stupid" just popped into my head.
The sexiest organ is the pineal gland; so tiny, so cute.
WalterNeff, Thai master
Speak for yourself, pal.
She was just born! She can't be in kindergarten!
She's quite advanced.
I've got a ten gallon brain in a five gallon head.
JeffCO | 03.01.08 - 6:18 pm | #
I have a bigger head than Tweety. But then I'm a goddess and he is not.
i'm hopeless at Scrabulous
OH NOES!
So is it a criticism to say someone has a swelled head?
The sexiest organ is the pineal gland; so tiny, so cute.
And so good in pesto.
The sexiest organ is the pineal gland; so tiny, so cute.
The thyroid is very alluring.
Voight is all for the surge. In fact, he disavows the film that won him an Oscar "Coming Home" because he now thinks the US "could have won in Vietnam."
Voight actively campaigned for Ill Douche.
Apprentice to Darth Holden
Like I said, he's nuts.
my niece turns 3 in May
we're thinking of taking her on a trip on a Steam train for her birthday
I'm a sucker for the corpus callosum.
I've got a ten gallon brain in a five gallon head.
All hat and no Scrabble.
The vicious attack on the messenger bespeaks fear of the message and lack of a substantive argument against it.
This is the sme one who made a world tour on "John Edwards is a nancy-boy", right?
If atheists want an argument against the existance of God, they could point out the Goopers not hit by lightning............
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It must be Thers, cause no woman could possibly play as well either.
I have a bigger head than Tweety. But then I'm a goddess and he is not.
Yes, but do you have a bigger haid than Timmeh?
These New Puritans - Elvis -Moonbootica
Thanks! Been meaning to look that up.
I have a bigger head than Tweety. But then I'm a goddess and he is not.
I'm proportioned like a bobblehead.
Or a Bratz doll.
Yes, but do you have a bigger haid than Timmeh?
We'd have to go head-to-head to find out. What's his hat size?
I'm a sucker for the corpus callosum.
noblejoanie | 03.01.08 - 6:22 pm | #
Does the left know what the right has been doing?
If atheists want an argument against the existance of God, they could point out the Goopers not hit by lightning............
Dick Cheney not at room temperature explains this phenomenon as well.
perhaps one day Tweety's head will pop out of his shoulders and float away into the stratosphere
I am more of a uvula man myself.
My liver is very large and hard.
My liver is very large and hard.
NTodd
Yeah, I blame George Bush for mine.
Hat size? I'm a 7 3/4.
I LUK LAK A BALD TIM RUSERT
perhaps one day Tweety's head will pop out of his shoulders and float away into the stratosphere
As methane is lighter-than-air, and generated by the presence of large quantities of bullshit, this scenario is not that implausible........
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Hat size? I'm a 7 3/4.
Peanut head.
Tweety looks like a Fisher-Price made him.
Peanut head.
Hey, that's without steroids!
Hat size? I'm a 7 3/4.
Peanut head.
Echidne
Jesus.
What ARE you - a Bob's Big Boy statue come to life or something?
I am more of a uvula man myself.
trifecta | Homepage | 03.01.08 - 6:24 pm | #
My wife would like to rip mine right out of me.
http://www.entnet.org/healthinfo...noring/
laup.cfm
Catholics who are autonomous from Rome but recognise the Pope's authority.
The other Boleyn Girl, Shahrazad had something to do with this.
Hey, that's without steroids!
And with them?
Any time's the right time for a little Eurotrash dance from Hot Chip.
Does Hannity have a tiny head, or is that just a Neanderthal lowbrow?
I LUK LAK A BALD TIM RUSERT
The Baby
ZOMG, that's terrible.
It's worse than the Winston Churchill thing.
Thers's family calls him Applehead in recognition of his enormous noggin.
Dick Cheney not at room temperature explains this phenomenon as well.
Eh? What temperature are the undead, if not that of the ambient environment?
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Hey, that's without steroids!
And with them?
Echidne
His Pineal Gland gets smaller and won't get hard.
My liver is very large and hard.
NTodd
At the liquor store, they have one of those little plastic charity boxes for your change-- for the liver foundation.
Next to that, there's a ridiculous sign illustrating what kind of customers they can refuse service to-- there's a picture of a guy falling down drunk, one with a nonsensical talk bubble coming out of his mouth, and a third of a woman kneeling, barfing.
All hat and no Scrabble.
touche.
which, on a triple word score . . .
What ARE you - a Bob's Big Boy statue come to life or something?
I'm like the Little Girl Giant.
Voight is all for the surge. In fact, he disavows the film that won him an Oscar "Coming Home" because he now thinks the US "could have won in Vietnam."
Too many drugs are bad for you.
Tweety looks like a Fisher-Price made him.
WalterNeff, Thai master
And their Quality Control rejected him.
Catholics who are autonomous from Rome but recognise the Pope's authority.
Recognizing the Pope's authoritah is the most important thing there is. No wonder Ratzi is up in arms.
Thers's family calls him Applehead in recognition of his enormous noggin.
"Now he's gonna go upstairs and cry himself to sleep on his 'uge pilla!"
Hey, that's without steroids!
And with them?
No can do. Training for the Tour de France.
My wife would like to rip mine right out of me.
http://www.entnet.org/healthinfo...hinfo...noring/
laup.cfm
Shared Humanit
I'll match my bedmate's snores. When he went to the sleep clinic, we learned that the uvula can actually stretch to lengths that interrupt the airway.
Who knew pulling/stressing something floppy could cause it to grow longer...
Drink up some more NTodd and you can father Melissa Etheridge's next kid.
Next to that, there's a ridiculous sign illustrating what kind of customers they can refuse service to . . . a third of a woman kneeling, barfing.
Moe Szyslak
I would hope that, since they're not going to sell the woman alcohol, that the cashier would at least hold her hair up.
uvula can actually stretch to lengths that interrupt the airway
I think I remember seeing that on Loonie Tunes, back in the day.
there's a picture of a guy falling down drunk, one with a nonsensical talk bubble coming out of his mouth, and a third of a woman kneeling, barfing.
And underneath the message in large type: Irish Yoga Class
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Catholics who are autonomous from Rome but recognise the Pope's authority.
Back to Tim Googlin' again, it was funny that he even plagiarized a comment from the Pope (by way of a Richard Cohen column).
I guess he figured it was okay since he was a religious liaison.
Drink up some more NTodd and you can father Melissa Etheridge's next kid.
I almost cut my hair.
I'm downloading Eagle vs. Shark from iTunes - anyone seen it?
Next time I go to the liquor store, I'll bring my camera along and post a picture of it on my blog.
I almost cut my hair.
NTodd
I'm pretty sure that was Stephen Stills, not Crosby.
Hate shopping, but had to get stuff.
Mall was packed.
Loonie Tunes
Whoops that was the Canadian version. We had Loony Tunes.
I've seen Thers' head.
It's big all right.
Thers's family calls him Applehead in recognition of his enormous noggin.
yikes, my family called me that too- the kids at school were less charitable though ... children can be so understanding about such things
(shudder)
bacon makes the head grow longer.
I finally got round to watching No County For Old Men
my brother coughillegallydownloadedacopycoughcough and put it onto CD, which could then be played on my Xbox 360
he also put on the CD, Atonement, There Will Be Blood and Juno
also watched La Vie En Rose on Friday, an interesting movie
yikes, my family called me that too- the kids at school were less charitable though ... children can be so understanding about such things
"Big Head, Little Brain!"
Nyanyanyah!
I'm pretty sure that was Stephen Stills, not Crosby.
Nope.
http://lyricsplayground.com/
alph...cutmyhair.shtml
baby tait has a huge fucking noggin. It's hard to get baby t-shirts over his head.
last month I joined LoveFilm, an online DVD rental service
But he did, in fact, cut his hair.
"Big Head, Little Brain!"
Nyanyanyah! -Echidne
good times
I'm pretty sure that was Stephen Stills, not Crosby.
Nope.
http://lyricsplayground.com/ alph...cutmyhair.shtml
aangus
Didn't Stills sing it on the album, though?
he also put on the CD, Atonement, There Will Be Blood and Juno
All that on one CD? What are they, literally 16*9 pixels?
good times
Someone asked my sister (also a wearer of hats in men's XL size) how she manages to keep her turnip up all day long.
baby tait has a huge fucking noggin. It's hard to get baby t-shirts over his head.
trifecta
Hurts their little ears, too.
I could die a happy man if I never had to hear the phrase "rock on" again.
/deep thought of the day
LoveFilm - is that like our NetFlix, Moon?
All that on one CD? What are they, literally 16*9 pixels?
JeffCO | 03.01.08 - 6:37 pm | #
oops correction
the movies are on a DVD-R
my niece turns 3 in May
Ah. That would be nursery school here. Kindergarten is five, and I didn't think she was that old.
Time flies though.
"Big Head, Little Brain!"
Not to be confused with "Big John, Little John."
Okay, I'm out for some Italian.
The Vietnam War history is being revised to show that we could have won if we just injected another 200,000 troops like Westmoreland wanted us to. This was after we had escalated to 500,000 troops over 5 years.
The truth is 200,000 more troops would not have won, because N. Vietnam would have done what they always did, which is escalate to meet our new levels.
Besides which, we didn't need Vietnam but Vietnam was all Uncle Ho had and he was going to rule it.
The reason Vietnam is being transfigured by the right is to inoculate America against pulling out of Iraq.
"See we could have won in Vietnam (at no sane price)" they cry, "So lets not abandon Iraq."
To which I say bullshit to both wars.
Okay, I'm out for some Italian.
Have fun with him.
LoveFilm - is that like our NetFlix, Moon?
WalterNeff, Thai master | 03.01.08 - 6:37 pm | #
yeah, here's their website - LoveFilm
I have Berlin Alexanderplatz on a mimi-CD.
Time flies like the wind.
Fruit flies like bananas.
/Another Deep Thought of the Day
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Someone asked my sister (also a wearer of hats in men's XL size) how she manages to keep her turnip up all day long. -Echidne
sound like a couple of Candied Apples, were your parents scientists or circus freaks?
I was feeling all warm and fuzzy about Obama after watching a video of him spending the day as a home health care worker shown over at FDL.The man sure seems like the real deal.
Then I saw the Obama yard signs going up in our neighborhood. Jeesus, they make him look like a Messiah.
Not to cause a problem here...
Okay, I'm out for some Italian.
I'm tellin' Mr. ql!
Back after a dinner-related BRB. Cynicus, hope I didn't seem dismissive earlier. Sounds like you have much to be proud of. I speak as a somewhat drained parent of post-college kids.
Okay, I'm out for some Italian.
"It was supposed to be a secret!"
-Guido
If you want to mess the kid up, let him watch Mighty Isis.
Okay, I'm out for some Italian.
Have fun with him.
Echidne
See, I would have gone with "Wow. Your husband must be really cool."
Coke to Echidne....
I owe several people Italian Ices.
Ah. That would be nursery school here. Kindergarten is five, and I didn't think she was that old.
Time flies though.
pie | 03.01.08 - 6:38 pm | #
i think over here the term kindergarten has become mixed in with nursery school/pre-school
all used interchangeably
Ok. I'm out for some Chinese.
pie
WILL BE PWND
NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN
ATONEMENT
If you want to mess the kid up, let him watch Mighty Isis.
JeffCO
Love those shoes!
Clan Moonbootica had Indian takeway on Friday
was delicious!
Comment at a blog that shall remain nameless:
very little about this election so far makes sense to me. I miss Mulder and Scully.
???
sound like a couple of Candied Apples, were your parents scientists or circus freaks?
And not just a couple of appleheads, either. Mine is one of the smaller heads. We might be a genetic mutation, ready to take over the world. Except the next generation regressed towards the mean.
I hate when a typo ruins a perfectly fine joke.
Rudy, you want to confuse and discombobulate them, just ask this:
What would have constituted 'victory' in Vietnam?
It's the same damn question they utterly failed and have continued to fail to answer in re Iraq, and it's the same stopper.
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I have Berlin Alexanderplatz on a mimi-CD.
Those are made by a Swiss-Canadian concern, aren't they?
Ok. I'm out for some Chinese.
Wow, your wife must be really cool....
Ok. I'm out for some Chinese.
Rudy
Sum Yung Gai?
I was going to vote for Obama until I found out how much other people liked him. Fuck that shit.
I'm a Mondale man, through and through.
Happy Birthday, Erin!
Sparkling in the Sand
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M...h?
v=MthikJwR05A
rivers of love flowing through
I had drunken noodles
Erin, was it your birfday yesterday?
I have Berlin Alexanderplatz on a mimi-CD.
Ah, so it's scratched?
The reason Vietnam is being transfigured by the right is to inoculate America against pulling out of Iraq.
"See we could have won in Vietnam (at no sane price)" they cry, "So lets not abandon Iraq."
To which I say bullshit to both wars.
Rudy
Amazing that the wingers lack the balls to fight in the wars they so love.
Yep, guess so.
Happy birthday!
I'm going out for some Russian.
Love that O Mighty Isis transformation!
"Zephyr winds that blow on high, lift me now so I can fly!"
Happy Birthday, Erin!
Molly Ivors
DELETE ERIN'S FUCKING CANDLES, ATRIOS!
What?
Wrong Erin?
Never mind.
I was going to vote for Obama until I found out how much other people liked him. Fuck that shit.
I'm a Mondale man, through and through.
Culture of TrÜth
Funny.
Must be the leftover scars from too much Catholicism.Put off by messianic followers, even if the messiah himself is a good person.
I'm going out for some Russian.
Hard to beet.
Happy birthday Erin
I'm going out for some Russian.
Actually, I'm Ukrainian.
Never mind.
jac
Shhhhhhhhhh.
Ah, so it's scratched?
Oh please, please - is this the start of the Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook sketch?
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What?
Wrong Erin?
Never mind.
Heh...she's missing a few r's in her name.
We could have won in Vietnam if we had just taped them from the sidelines.
I hate when a typo ruins a perfectly fine joke.
WalterNeff
I always blame Canadian spelling.
Actually, I'm Ukrainian.
NTodd
So's he.
New Velvet Underground concert and song from 1967 discovered.
http://sendmedeadflowers.com/200...-
gymnasium.html
I'm going out for some Russian.
Actually, I'm Ukrainian.
NTodd, Änti-VNF
Jesus Fucking Christ, you people have fast fingers.
You can't govern a country if the people really don't want you to -- if they are willing to be uncooperative to the point of death -- which is one of the reasons that there is no more British Empire
jac | 03.01.08 - 6:45 pm | #
Am I imagining it, or have you been absent of late?
Happy Birthday, Erin!
In that case, mega dittos!
Actually, I'm Ukrainian.
NTodd
So's he.
res ipsa loquitur
But I'm sure he's rushin' when pushin', whereas I've got a slow hand.
I'm staying in for some Canadian.
You'd be nuts to go out in this shit.
Ukraine is weak!!!
Am I imagining it, or have you been absent of late?
res ipsa loquitur
Things have been a bit busy - very little play time.
Sarah Deere showed up last night!
Thanks Molly, pie, all you moonbats.
It's today.
gonna try to go hear some jazz later
We might be a genetic mutation, ready to take over the world. Except the next generation regressed towards the mean. -Echidne
Bring it on Goddess I gotta bandana with your name on it - otherwise I welcome our bulbous freakheaded overlords ...
Ukraine is wheat!!!
Culture of TrÜth | Homepage | 03.01.08 - 6:47 pm | #
fyt
Ukraine is weak!!!
/smashes CoT's Risk game
It's today.
gonna try to go hear some jazz later
Have fun!
Cynicus, hope I didn't seem dismissive earlier. Sounds like you have much to be proud of. I speak as a somewhat drained parent of post-college kids.
Nah. We worry about paying for the younger too -and she's going to be starting after 6 or 7 more years of cost increases.
We are concerned about her too - but hell, if you don't celebrate the good stuff, what's the point?
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I need to stop playing Risk in the subway
So's he. res ipsa loquitur
Hope he's not too tall - he'd make ukraine your neck.
It's today.
gonna try to go hear some jazz later
Going to "The Jazz Hole"?
I have Berlin Alexanderplatz on a mimi-CD.
WalterNeff, Thai master | 03.01.08 - 6:39 pm | #
Oh, she's an audio engineer, too?
Happy Birthday, Erin.
And good evening to all of you rational people.
I have 99 unread emails - who can make it 100??!!
Ukraine is weak!!!
Well, I prefer to deploy my armies down under...
Happy Birthday, Erin, enjoy your jazz!
Evening Prior! Could you send this point of yours to some empire-builders of the current moment?
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But I'm sure he's rushin' when pushin', whereas I've got a slow hand.
NTodd, Änti-VNF
He's a mere boy of thirty, whereas you ...
Hope he's not too tall - he'd make ukraine your neck.
JeffCO
If only you knew how funny that was.
Oh, she's an audio engineer, too?
Here's Laurent in the studio with her.
BTW, the new Velvet Underground audio quality is really, really good, especially for a show from '67.
I need to stop playing Risk in the subway -WalterNeff
When you go downtown, where all the lights are bright, don't sleep in the subway Walter.
65 degrees in this room.
hell, if you don't celebrate the good stuff, what's the point?
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Cynicus
You got that right!
Voight is all for the surge. In fact, he disavows the film that won him an Oscar "Coming Home" because he now thinks the US "could have won in Vietnam."
Voight actively campaigned for Ill Douche.
Apprentice to Darth Holden
You could tell that by looking at his mug shot.
If only you knew how funny that was. res ipsa loquitur
You make everything sound so dirty!
Cynicus --
I wish I could, but they believe that force is the only thing that can settle disagreements, when actually it is the only thing that can't
Here's Laurent in the studio with her.
Zap Rowsdower | Homepage | 03.01.08 - 6:51 pm | #
Oooh, I am so not touching that one ...
Happy birthday, Erin.
You make everything sound so dirty!
JeffCO
Actually, rather bittersweet.
Heh. i got so busy smarting off online here that i forgot that i'm supposed to be putting dinner on the family tonight. Sweet, gentle Amazons are threatenting to pull my arms off if i don't get with the cookery.
Keep it going and good peace to you. good night and good luck!
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Happy birfday again, Erin.
God sent us an Angel named Rudy
This is just like that final episode of sex and the city
He's a mere boy of thirty, whereas you ...
Are pushing 40.
Erin,
Happy birthday.
Echidine,
I have a big head, too. And a lot of hats.
I have a big head, too. And a lot of hats.
You are one of Us, then. shhh.
Are pushing 40.
NTodd, Änti-VNF
I'm old enough to be his teenage mother. I'm only old enough to be your bossy older sister.
When's your birfday, NTodd?
I haz a couple of photos - My niece Seity at her maternal great-grandparents
OK, apropos of nothing
10 points to the person who can finish this verse from a Mad Magazine parody of Downtown
When you eat meat but hate the meat that you're eating you have surely got ---
Ground Round.
It's so unnerving they're consistently serving in an eating spot ---
Ground Round
???
Actually, rather bittersweet.
Bittersweet - more sweet than bitter, bitter than sweet? So he's got a Big Head too?
I have a big head, too. And a lot of hats.
You are one of Us, then. shhh.
Echidne
*ahem* With apologies to Lonnie Johnson . . .
"Yes I've got me a big headed woman, that solid rocks my soul
Yes I've got me a big headed woman, that solid rocks my soul
And every time she turns the lights down low,
Jack that's when I give up all my gold
She's so fine, she's so mellow, the rest I can't explain
Yes she's so fine, she's so mellow, rest I can't explain
Way my baby stacked up,
it's enough to drive the average cat insane . . . "
Peter Jennings on Cspan2 says he's very embarrassed about leaving school at age 17. He says he probably left because he was bored and was anxious to get out and see the world. He says the fact that he was bored leads him to believe he didn't have very good teachers.
At the moment: more bitter than sweet.
NTodd is a Leo
At the moment: more bitter than sweet.
res ipsa loquitur
You are just DARING me, aren't you?
Come on, peeps! The clock is tickin'.
When's your birfday, NTodd?
8/6/1969.
I don't go with the crowd so I won't wear a flag pin, I won't high five, I won't bump fists, I won't watch any reality shows, but I will wish Erin a Happy Birthday.
You are just DARING me, aren't you?
jac
Bring it.
Bring it.
res ipsa loquitur
It's a little too late, and a little too easy
Happy birthday Erin (& David if U R around)
NTodd's was born August 6, 1969 (Hiroshima, Transfiguration, NTodd's birth -- big day, you know)
8/6/1969.
NTodd
Got that in my Crackberry now.
Peter Jennings on Cspan2 says whatever you think of Ronald Reagan one thing that's incontestable is that Reagan made us feel very good about ourselves after a very long and dark period
8/6/1969. NTodd
And if I could just get your SS....
One big reason I'm voting for Barack.
Obama's speech (October, 2002):
Good afternoon. Let me begin by saying that although this has been billed as an anti-war rally, I stand before you as someone who is not opposed to war in all circumstances.
The Civil War was one of the bloodiest in history, and yet it was only through the crucible of the sword, the sacrifice of multitudes, that we could begin to perfect this union, and drive the scourge of slavery from our soil. I don't oppose all wars. My grandfather signed up for a war the day after Pearl Harbor was bombed, fought in Patton's army. He saw the dead and dying across the fields of Europe; he heard the stories of fellow troops who first entered Auschwitz and Treblinka. He fought in the name of a larger freedom, part of that arsenal of democracy that triumphed over evil, and he did not fight in vain.
I don't oppose all wars.
After September 11th, after witnessing the carnage and destruction, the dust and the tears, I supported this Administration's pledge to hunt down and root out those who would slaughter innocents in the name of intolerance, and I would willingly take up arms myself to prevent such a tragedy from happening again.
I don't oppose all wars. And I know that in this crowd today, there is no shortage of patriots, or of patriotism. What I am opposed to is a dumb war. What I am opposed to is a rash war. What I am opposed to is the cynical attempt by Richard Perle and Paul Wolfowitz and other arm-chair, weekend warriors in this Administration to shove their own ideological agendas down our throats, irrespective of the costs in lives lost and in hardships borne. What I am opposed to is the attempt by political hacks like Karl Rove to distract us from a rise in the uninsured, a rise in the poverty rate, a drop in the median income - to distract us from corporate scandals and a stock market that has just gone through the worst month since the Great Depression.
That's what I'm opposed to. A dumb war. A rash war. A war based not on reason but on passion, not on principle but on politics. Now let me be clear - I suffer no illusions about Saddam Hussein. He is a brutal man. A ruthless man. A man who butchers his own people to secure his own power. He has repeatedly defied UN resolutions, thwarted UN inspection teams, developed chemical and biological weapons, and coveted nuclear capacity.
He's a bad guy. The world, and the Iraqi people, would be better off without him. But I also know that Saddam poses no imminent and direct threat to the United States, or to his neighbors, that the Iraqi economy is in shambles, that the Iraqi military a fraction of its former strength, and that in concert with the international community he can be contained until, in the way of all petty dictators, he falls away into the dustbin of history.
I have a big head, too. And a lot of hats.
You are one of Us, then. shhh.
Echidne |
One of my daughters has a very big head--please welcome her to your club. The other daughter has a very tiny head--she may need you even more...
More of speech.
I know that even a successful war against Iraq will require a US occupation of undetermined length, at undetermined cost, with undetermined consequences. I know that an invasion of Iraq without a clear rationale and without strong international support will only fan the flames of the Middle East, and encourage the worst, rather than best, impulses of the Arab world, and strengthen the recruitment arm of al-Qaeda.
I am not opposed to all wars. I'm opposed to dumb wars.
So for those of us who seek a more just and secure world for our children, let us send a clear message to the president today. You want a fight, President Bush? Let's finish the fight with Bin Laden and al-Qaeda, through effective, coordinated intelligence, and a shutting down of the financial networks that support terrorism, and a homeland security program that involves more than color-coded warnings.
You want a fight, President Bush? Let's fight to make sure that the UN inspectors can do their work, and that we vigorously enforce a non-proliferation treaty, and that former enemies and current allies like Russia safeguard and ultimately eliminate their stores of nuclear material, and that nations like Pakistan and India never use the terrible weapons already in their possession, and that the arms merchants in our own country stop feeding the countless wars that rage across the globe.
You want a fight, President Bush? Let's fight to make sure our so-called allies in the Middle East, the Saudis and the Egyptians, stop oppressing their own people, and suppressing dissent, and tolerating corruption and inequality, and mismanaging their economies so that their youth grow up without education, without prospects, without hope, the ready recruits of terrorist cells.
You want a fight, President Bush? Let's fight to wean ourselves off Middle East oil, through an energy policy that doesn't simply serve the interests of Exxon and Mobil.
Those are the battles that we need to fight. Those are the battles that we willingly join. The battles against ignorance and intolerance. Corruption and greed. Poverty and despair.
The consequences of war are dire, the sacrifices immeasurable. We may have occasion in our lifetime to once again rise up in defense of our freedom, and pay the wages of war. But we ought not - we will not - travel down that hellish path blindly. Nor should we allow those who would march off and pay the ultimate sacrifice, who would prove the full measure of devotion with their blood, to make such an awful sacrifice in vain.
A Presidential mandate requires going along with the crowd and riding the bandwagon.
jack makes me feel good about myself, but I'd forego that if he'd STFU.
Got that in my Crackberry now.
Make sure to get Erin's, too, Princess.
i have a big bum
but not a big head
It's a little too late, and a little too easy
Easy like Sunday morning?
I am not opposed to all wars. I'm opposed to dumb wars.
Uh, dude? They're all fucking dumb.
I was just watching "Ouch" by The Rutles and "Hired! The Musical" from MST3K.
its unfortunate i also have a wide back, or at least a hollow
makes it hard to wear nice dresses sadly
Sorry about the long post. I hate it when others do that.
haloscan. don' fail me now!
Does jack ever run out of names?
And stupid shit to post?
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Ding Ding Ding
Times up!
and the answer is:
It may be called a chopped steak, a salisbury or beef patty
No matter what its called its always overcooked or fatty
What can you do?
Sound off to your waiter there, and loudly pound on your table.
Stand up on your chair!
And shout --
Ground Round!
Always you're serving me!
Ground Round!
Burnt through consistently
Ground Round! Why must it always be youuuooo
It's a little too late, and a little too easy
Easy like Sunday morning?
JeffCO
DON'T MOCK LIONEL RICHIE MOTHERFUCKER!
Uh, dude? They're all fucking dumb.
NTodd, Änti-VNF
Read my book review on Echidne's blog today. Even the "good" wars were bad.
Uh, dude? They're all fucking dumb.
NTodd, Änti-VNF | Homepage | 03.01.08 - 7:06 pm | #
Good point.
goodnight moonbats
that Reagan made us feel very good about ourselves after a very long and dark period
A B movie actor was elected president of the United States. I can assure you that he didn't make me feel good about anything.
A few years into his presidency and I was feeling quite ill.
Sorry about the long post. I hate it when others do that.
Shared Humanity
I was glad to read it.
George W. Bush's mandate involves a pin number and a really hard up boy whore. Or the entire DC Press Club.
whatever you think of Ronald Reagan one thing that's incontestable is that Reagan made us feel very good about ourselves after a very long and dark period
Hello?
Ronald Reagan was a fake and the people who bought into his bullshit were too stupid to live.
I'm ordering in some Mexican.
I'm ordering in some Mexican.
watertiger
Wow, Jimmy Smits' wife must be cool.
I'm ordering in some Mexican.
watertiger
I believe that's called, "teeing one up"!
Now that Zapette's gone for a little bit, I can turn on my Buck Owens Pandora station!
Sweet freedom!!
I'm ordering in some Mexican.
I didn't know you spoke Mexican!
I already felt good about myself during the Reagan years and, if my memory isn't faulty, I recall a few woman feeling pretty damn good.
A B movie actor was elected president of the United States. I can assure you that he didn't make me feel good about anything.
A few years into his presidency and I was feeling quite ill.
pie
I cried for days after the mother fucker was elected.
I can't believe I've become a Mad Magazine troll *sob*
I'm ordering in some Mexican.
I'm going out for whatever strikes my fancy.
See ya later.
I cried for days after the mother fucker was elected.
Terry C
I didn't think it could get worse.
It did.
OOPS -- late for recreation -- later (maybe)
I'm ordering in some Mexican.
Just for dinner, or will he stay for the movie, too?
Hmm. I have just sliced open my hand in a freak accident.
Echidine,
This hat would look good on you. Of course, you could knit it yourself for 1/10th the cost she's charging for it.
Eeesh...how bad, Molly?
Now that Zapette's gone for a little bit, I can turn on my Buck Owens Pandora station!
Sweet freedom!!
Zap Rowsdower
Zap--have you ever listened to my 'Close Enough' at the homepage? I call it my Buck Owens hit...
Hmm. I have just sliced open my hand in a freak accident.
Typing would not have been my first response. Then again, I have never known the pain of childbirth.
unguents, stat
I cried for days after the mother fucker was elected.
Terry C
I didn't think it could get worse.
It did.
noblejoanie
Well, HE started it. HE opened the floodgates.
For THAT alone, he should rot in hell.
Zap, maybe 3/4 of an inch, but deepish. The blade was very sharp.
Just for dinner, or will he stay for the movie, too?
Wake me up for breakfast.
Just for dinner, or will he stay for the movie, too?
One ton tomato - she needs a one ton tomato.
Hmm. I have just sliced open my hand in a freak accident.
Draco?
I call it my Buck Owens hit...
I'd agree...good stuff!
Good Golly Ms. Molly! Ouch! Hope its not too deep.
Wake me up for breakfast.
watertiger
cafe con leche in bed.
JeffCO, well, it's wrapped up and elevated. I don't think it's ER material.
3/4 of an inch?
Jesus.
I once cut into my hand while slicing a lemon. I don't recommend it.
I'd agree...good stuff!
Zap Rowsdower
Thanks!
Wake me up for breakfast.
Buenos dias, baby!
Well here in Texas, we are expecting Wednesday to look something like Arthur's last ride through the countryside to his final battle in Excalibur.
But our expectations may be a little on the lofty side of things.
Hmm. I have just sliced open my hand in a freak accident.
Draco?
NTodd, Änti-VNF
Molly, this is what you get for trying to teach your children how to make a makeshift knife . . . or shiv . . . .
Okay, well that was generalizing. My expectations may be a bit out there.
It's embarrassing, though. I was trying to change the toilet seat, and the bolts were held on by plastic nuts which stripped. So I was trying to slice through one of those.
423 comments? Say goodbye to haloscan in 1...2....3...
JeffCO, well, it's wrapped up and elevated. I don't think it's ER material. Molly Ivors
I think your parents knew my parents. As a kid I put my arm through a glass door and got some butterfly bandages.
Call Dexter in, Molly, to check the blood spatter patterns, but don't invite him to stay for dinner.
One ton tomato - she needs a one ton tomato.
I prefer the wanton tomato.
3/4 of an inch?
Jesus.
Long, not deep.
As a kid I put my arm through a glass door and got some butterfly bandages.
You're.........me?
As a kid I put my arm through a glass door and got some butterfly bandages.
JeffCO
Guess you weren't the first-born, huh?
Baby of the family, perhaps?
It's embarrassing, though. I was trying to change the toilet seat, and the bolts were held on by plastic nuts which stripped. So I was trying to slice through one of those.
Molly Ivors, McLovin |
Ouch ...
I rarely take my kids to the emergency room.
Well, except for Rosie. She's been several times.
I was trying to change the toilet seat . . .
a story like that is usually ends with " . . ., your Honor."
I cut close to my wrist once with a chisel, doing something stupid, as usual.
The longest wait in the ER was for the psychiatrist.
I felt left out as a kid because I never peed my pants, never broke an arm, and never had to leave school early for some event.
The longest wait in the ER was for the psychiatrist.
This is what I fear.
Guess you weren't the first-born, huh? Baby of the family, perhaps?
Three of four.
It's embarrassing, though. I was trying to change the toilet seat, and the bolts were held on by plastic nuts which stripped. So I was trying to slice through one of those.
Molly Ivors, McLovin |
Hey! She fixed my toilet, too!
Toilet insides are easy. It's the fucking stuck bolts that get me.
I fell out of trees several times but never broke anything.
"I felt left out as a kid because I never peed my pants"
Well sometimes once you are a certain age, you realize, hey, there is a lot of stuff I never got to do as a kid. And then you proceed to knock off the list.
Three of four.
JeffCO
First kid goes to the E.R. with follow-up visits to pediatrician and specialist.
Last kid gets a bandaid and pat on the head.
I was carousing with my daughter when she was maybe two and she ran into the corner of a wall and split her head open - about 11 at night. I spent more time with suspicious people in suits than my daughter did with medical personnel
http://www.warandpiece.com/
Lauren Rozen has compiled several articles which seem to indicate the ME is getting very tense.
IDF inflicting so much damage, the Gazans are being driven ever more to Hamas--possibility of West Bank-wide explosions which the Palestinian leaders cannot control.
An American friend who travels on business to the region writes, "Saw your posts and thought I would pass along some info I just received from my contacts in the Golan- they are preparing for another extended war. Local officials are telling them to stock their bomb shelters with 3 weeks of supplies at a minimum. They believe Hezbollah will attack around March 22 as the 40 day mourning period is over for Mughniyeh. Conventional wisdom there is that no amount of US firepower in the Med is going to deter Nasrallah from seeking revenge. We also discussed the possibility of the IDF having to operate a two front battle plan with the continued unrest in the South. I was in Bahrain two weeks ago and met with some colleagues who were just in Beirut. They report the situation in Lebanon is worsening by the day."
Damn.
Small wars throughout the region?
Saudi embassy asking its nationals to leave Lebanon.
What is going on?
I break toes and fingers all the time, but after several trips to the ER, you figure out that they're just going to tape it to the next one, so there's not much point in wasting the time.
I've never broke a bone.
Broke bunches of brain cells, but never a tibia or what ever...
I honestly didn't realize until very recently that Peter Jennings was a complete fucking idiot.
It's embarrassing, though. I was trying to change the toilet seat, and the bolts were held on by plastic nuts which stripped. So I was trying to slice through one of those.
You need to get one of those rubber strap adjustable "wrenches," they're amazing at getting off stripped or too tight plastic nuts and can get into hard-to-reach places. If you're interested I go down into the basement and get the name for you.
.
You need to get one of those rubber strap adjustable "wrenches,"
*Now* you tell me!
I break toes and fingers all the time
You mean your own or other people's?
broken: both legs, arm, toe, finger, nose and heart.
If you're interested I go down into the basement and get the name for you.
.
William H. Rehnquist
Aren't you already in The Basement (a/k/a "Hell"), Mr. Chief Justice?
"I spent more time with suspicious people in suits than my daughter did with medical personnel"
We have that problem with the elderly mother in law. She has extremely delicate skin, it tears easily. Over the years her arms look like we have been beating her with a bat. So ER and Doctor visits always include an explanation and a raised eyebrow.
I've not seen a toilet seat with plastic nuts. Usually the nuts are brass with a plastic cap covering them.
Long, not deep.
Ahhhh. That makes more sense.
I once cut into my hand while slicing a lemon. I don't recommend it.
Ouch!
Molly, got any butterfly bandages? With your crew, you should have a well-stocked first aid kit.
Okay...I'm getting excited about Philly now.
I honestly didn't realize until very recently that Peter Jennings was a complete fucking idiot.
He was Canadian.
speaking of daughter - moved in with the boyfriend today. I love the boyfriend.
I have just sliced open my hand in a freak accident.
My eyes are bleeding! Should I go to the emergency room???
I honestly didn't realize until very recently that Peter Jennings was a complete fucking idiot.
Lumpenprolitariot
Well, if it's any consolation at all, he's a dead complete fucking idiot.
What's up with Blogger?
Broken hearts don't count, WalterNeff.
I think those are kinda like puberty...just have to go through the motions.
*********
Katie Couric: your high school nickname was Frigidaire
Hillary Clinton: I heard yours was Easy Like Sunday Morning
**********
*Now* you tell me!
I only found out about them when I was replacing the gasket on a leaky toilet and couldn't get that huge mother friggin god damned giant assed plastic nut around the tank opening off. Lowes didn't have any wrench that would do the job and I saw them in a box on my way out of the store. They did the job in about 2 minutes.
.
Last kid gets a bandaid and pat on the head.
*sigh*
tell me about it.
I am a breaker of hearts
Katie Couric: your high school nickname was Frigidaire
Hillary Clinton: I heard yours was Easy Like Sunday Morning
Now that's funny.
Aren't you already in The Basement (a/k/a "Hell"), Mr. Chief Justice?
They didn't have good bagels so I left.
.
Hotmail sux.
I am a breaker of hearts
WalterNeff, Thai master
Stay away from Abby Tatton, then! She's a nice girl, she is.
Long, not deep. Ahhhh. That makes more sense.
Why do women always have trouble estimating long and deep?
I am a dreamer of dreams
wandering by lone sea breakers
forever, it seems
Katie Couric was a charter member of Teen Girl Squad
I am a breaker of hearts
WalterNeff, Thai master
Broken hearts are for assholes.
/Frank Zappa
Why do women always have trouble estimating long and deep?
We have so little experience with either.
Why do women always have trouble estimating long and deep?
JeffCO
'Cause men lie about it, you fool!
Why do women always have trouble estimating long and deep?
JeffCO
How do you know we're the ones who are having trouble?
I once ran a snowsled headfirst into a tree. (yes, that explains much.)
Me Ma took a look after I staggered back up to the house, and said, 'eccchh, go lie down'. My older sister argued with her for 15 minutes before Ma finally took me to the er. 12 stitches across the eyebrow.
3rd of 4 kids.
I am reminded of a Valentine's card I designed for Phyllis a year or two ago. The outside, featuring a Neffian design, said: "Only two people have touched my heart" - and on the inside:
"And one of them was holding a knife."
Why do women always have trouble estimating long and deep?
JeffCO
I'm not touching that line.
Why do women always have trouble estimating long and deep?
JeffCO
A world of exaggerations
Eeewww. Online radio station just played The Descendents.
Why do women always have trouble estimating long and deep?
We have so little experience with either.
watertiger
Hey, Molly - I just discovered "Jesus of Cool" was re-released last month. It's on iTunes, too.
Also a "Best of Mink DeVille" that wasn't there last time I checked...
It is my mission to make Abbi Tatton cry.
Molly,
You did clean the wound well, didn't you? I mean, it was your toilet you were working on, right?
"Why do women always have trouble estimating long and deep?"
We have so little experience with either.
HI-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
We have so little experience with either.
watertiger
little Ali is TOAST!
I just discovered "Jesus of Cool" was re-released last month. It's on iTunes, too.
Wasn't it called something else when it was originally released in the US?
HI-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I'd like to thank the Academy, and JeffCO, for the setup.
It is my mission to make Abbi Tatton cry.
It will then be Phyllis' mission to make you pay.
You did clean the wound well, didn't you? I mean, it was your toilet you were working on, right?
Yes. And yes.
I just looked at it; it appears to be closing pretty well. I think it'll be okay.
Because they're always being told that this [holds finger slightly apart] is six inches.
Ok, really more of a visual joke.
Wasn't it called something else when it was originally released in the US?
"Pure Pop for Now People." The re-release combines both versions with some tracks that weren't on either.
Wasn't it called something else when it was originally released in the US?
Pure Pop for Now People, maybe?
My mother got a bunch of questions because as an 18 month old I managed to break my little baby leg in 2 places all by myself.
Okay, I'm out. Thanks for the advice!
Why do women always have trouble estimating long and deep?
JeffCO
No we don't.
I'd like to thank the Academy, and JeffCO, for the setup. watertiger
I set em up, you knock em down. /ummm... Destry Rides Again, I think?
Oh, jesus fucking christ.
For crap's sake. That's awful.
http://www.tinyrevolution.com/mt...ves/
002115.html
Handy little list of economic indicators, 1/20/01 and now, under BushCo.
Might be good to have on hand for the general election.
NTodd, that IS fucked up
Oh, jesus fucking christ.
Ah, yes. Heard that this a.m. while still drowsing.
fucking unreal.
Mr. Todd - I don't get any server response.
"Jesus of Cool" had a different track line-up than the US "Pure Pop". Actually, I prefer the US lineup.
Saw Nick with Dave Edmunds and the rest of Rockpile open for Elvis at Winterland just after that elpee came out... unfortunately, I don't believe they did "Roller Show"...
Oh, jesus fucking christ.
NTodd, Änti-VNF
Oh fuck. How about we build a bulkhead out of Rudy? Or he could stick out front like in those old wooden ships.
Fuck you all.
Oh man, just heard So It Goes again the other day - now that's a tune!
You could use Rudy's teeth as cleats.
Oh fuck. How about we build a bulkhead out of Rudy? Or he could stick out front like in those old wooden ships.
"How much will they pay him for that?"
/Judith Stich Ross Nathan Giuliani
Mr. Todd - I don't get any server response.
You've been banned for Excessive Handsomeness.
Could it be converted into a hospital ship?
NTodd, whose brilliant idea was that, anyway?
Oh fuck. How about we build a bulkhead out of Rudy? Or he could stick out front like in those old wooden ships.
Culture of TrÜth
I see Rudy as more of a Bulwark, not a bulkhead.
And he doesn't have the tits to be a ship's prow.
Oh fuck. How about we build a bulkhead out of Rudy? Or he could stick out front like in those old wooden ships.
He's got the boobs for it.
"Fuck you all."
--Ralph
Hey, I just got here. What did I do?
Terry C--went to help with dinner, but totally agree about Reagan.
And Molly, if you are still here, duct tape. Seriously.
NTodd, whose brilliant idea was that, anyway?
SIMELLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSS!
The USS New York is really morbid. Ick.
Jac,
NTodd,
make up yur mind
Great acoustic version of Black Dog on XM lately. Can't remember the artist, but there's a great spot in it:
[sings]
"I don't know, but I've been told
Big legged woman ain't got no soul"
[stops suddenly]
[speaks]
"What the hell? Pssh, that don't make no sense."
Jac,
NTodd,
make up yur mind
Culture of TrÜth
Moobs ain't boobs.
mer, you didn't anything.
http://mimuspauly.blogspot.com/2...-
blogtopia.html
I haven't read this blogger before, but this is rather touching. Guy apologizes for taking arguments into the personal realm.
Nice thought in this time of such hot political feelings.
http://www.tinyrevolution.com/mt...ves/ 002115.html
Handy little list of economic indicators, 1/20/01 and now, under BushCo.
Might be good to have on hand for the general election.
jawbone
Here's the source.
I'd love to see that blown up into a poster, and plastered on every telephone pole in the country.
I'm telling you, there was some great slap bass playing in Duran Duran.
One of the Taylor brothers? Gotta be.
Adam Hominem,unbanned since 08 | 03.01.08 - 7:44 pm
Good thing to pass out at grocery stores, etc.
Oh man, just heard So It Goes again the other day - now that's a tune!
JeffCO
Oh c'mon. Now this is music!
I fucking hate Yahoo's buyout of MusicMatch. MusicMatch left me alone, and I enjoyed the music. Every fucking time I click on Yahoo's (significantly more expensive for the same thing) icon, it lets me know that it is re-arranging all my shit. New unwanted icons, etc.
"I'd love to see that blown up into a poster, and plastered on every telephone pole in the country."
--Adam Hominem,
I've seen that before. Depresses the hell out of me. I couldn't read it again.
Good thing to pass out at grocery stores, etc.
jawbone
Yeah, every time I do it they give me free food.
As to atrios' original question, Is It Wednesday Yet? the economic news might heat up before then.
That's a comfort, I'm sure.
Good thing to pass out at grocery stores, etc.
jawbone
Yep.
I have to sleep. Good night all you people.
I'm ordering in some Mexican.
watertiger | Homepage | 03.01.08 - 7:09 pm | #
Well hung, little brain I suppose.
Guy apologizes for taking arguments into the personal realm.
Nice. Luckily I don't have to apologize. In spite of being rated X, I even had a rabid Ron Paul supporter write to me saying he loved my take on Ron Paul, saying, 'if we can't laugh at ourselves' whats the point.
Which is the point of Bobblespeak Translations
Look who's back: The Mighty Reason Man.
Good thing to pass out at grocery stores, etc.
My Mom used to do that.
Someone would come on over the intercom and say, "Pick-up in Aisle 3".
Music. Free. Good.
Radio Paradise.
I fucking hate Yahoo's buyout of MusicMatch. MusicMatch left me alone, and I enjoyed the music. Every fucking time I click on Yahoo's (significantly more expensive for the same thing) icon, it lets me know that it is re-arranging all my shit. New unwanted icons, etc.
MP
I wonder why it is so hard for software companies to Leave. Us. Alone.
We hate popups, ok? We don't want to upgrade, ok?
And Adobe Acrobat can suck my dick, already. It wants to upgrade even when I haven't used the shitty sw for months.
I made the daughter take her AIM off my computer for the same reason.
And Adobe Acrobat can suck my dick, already. It wants to upgrade even when I haven't used the shitty sw for months.
Check out Foxit.
I'm listening to Pandora right now.
It's free, and it's got a lot of stations. I'm listening to the Punk/New Wave station right now.
Check out Foxit.
JeffCO
I'll try it, thanks.
If the latest iterations of Reader are any indication of the kind of company Adobe is, and how well it is run, I'm not buying stock anytime soon.
I have it on Nim authority that he's going to maybe try to upload some pics tonight to share.
Baby has lungs, I'll tell you that much.
Vicki that's great.
So happy for all of you.
Vicki-- Are you in the Presence?
NAO U KAN C WHAT I LUK LIKE
"I have it on Nim authority that he's going to maybe try to upload some pics tonight to share.
Baby has lungs, I'll tell you that much."
--Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
The least Atrios could do is post one photo here.
Are you in the Presence?
No - I'm 3 hours away. I called him, though.
He was going to go home to pack a bag and upload some photos, and then spend the night with her in the hospital.
I may go up tomorrow with my mom and sisters - just need to make sure I have enuff Xanax to tune out the sisters. (I'm sort of kidding, but not really.)
The least Atrios could do is post one photo here.
Hey, now. He posted the proposal.
(but yeah, you're right)
NAO U KAN C WHAT I LUK LIKE
The Baby
You are just fuckin' killin' me, kid.
I told your daddy about you.
enuff Xanax to tune out the sisters
I have relatives like that.
Hey, now. He posted the proposal.
(but yeah, you're right)
Zap Rowsdower
Which is why I think he should post the picture.
And Adobe Acrobat can suck my dick, already. It wants to upgrade even when I haven't used the shitty sw for months.
Adam Hominem
START >> RUN
In the box, type "msconfig" and click OK.
Click the "startup" tab.
Uncheck "Adobe Updater." And while you're here, all that other shit clogging up your computer on startup.
Click OK, "restart later." Next time you reboot you'll get a pop-up message that something's changed - check the "don't tell me again" button.
Finally, check what's in the START >> PROGRAMS >> STARTUP folder and delete whatever you don't need.
Hillary on SNL tonight
The least Atrios could do is post one photo here.
Hey, now. He posted the proposal.
It's our first Atriot Baby. He must post. With a link to my blog.
Have you given any thought to dosing the sisters with the Xanax? It might accomplish the same thing without you feeling out of it.
I have relatives like that.
Gromit
I feel your pain. I'm the first born, and yet I take the most shit because I'm not a control freak. Go figure.
I'm the black sheep they love to hate to love.
It's our first Atriot Baby. He must post. With a link to my blog.
d00d, last night. I thought that'd be enough to sate you for at least 24 hours.
Vicki, tell Nim to send Atrios a baby photo. I bet he would post it tomorrow. After all, he's ultimately responsible for Nim and Jen meeting.
Thanks, jac.
I always forget how to do that.
Have you given any thought to dosing the sisters with the Xanax?
Good plan. I'll spike the coffee.
I SKREAM FOR I SKREAM
OR MILK
Got a gallon of Breyers in the freezer. Peach and Fudge Twirl.
I SKREAM FOR I SKREAM
OR MILK
The Baby
Don't you ever sleep, you little orange-turd-factory?
d00d, last night. I thought that'd be enough to sate you for at least 24 hours.
I am never satisfied. Just ask simels.
I GOT LUNGZ
HEAR ME ROR
OK, time for me to head out for the evening.
And, before I forget, I have Bonus Critter Blogging up.
Had I known earlier, I would have dedicated it to the fool who made the decision on the USS New York.
I am never satisfied. Just ask simels.
Gaii.
You'll not see nothing like the mighty quinn.
After all, he's ultimately responsible for Nim and Jen meeting.
mer
True, for if there were no Eschaton, there would be no dark force to which they both were pulled that fateful August evening...
You'll not see nothing like the mighty quinn.
MP
Dylan wrote it. Manfred Mann made it great.
Obama live on Cspan.
A mandate requires a bandwagon. Get on the wagon!
What's this about a man date?
DOAN SLEP
POOP
A mandate requires a bandwagon.
No, a mandate requires a penis.
A mandate requires a bandwagon. Get on the wagon!
tex
Won't even consider it until 1/20/09
What's this about a man date?
Adam Hominem
They're gheii.
Dylan wrote it. Manfred Mann made it great.
Adam Hominem,unbanned since 08
Wow. I didn't know that. Dylan was cribbed from by everybody, Beatles included.
"No, a mandate requires a penis."
--Vicki,
Ever the witty Vicki.
Obama looks and sounds like he's dying. He's repeating the exact same speech with all the passion removed.
POOP
The Baby
Thanks for reminding me. Ain't nothing stinkier than new baby poop. Except maybe new puppy poop.
New baby poop doesn't smell bad if the baby is breast fed.
He's performing the same speech with a different 'arrangement'. Genius!
Obama looks and sounds like he's dying. He's repeating the exact same speech with all the passion removed.
tex
He looks tired. Who can blame him.
Or maybe doesn't feel well.
DOAN SLEP
POOP
The Baby
Ain't nothing stinkier than new baby poop.
Only if they get formula. If they get breast milk there's very little smell.
Dylan wrote it. Manfred Mann made it great.
One of the few exceptions where I actually like the Dylan version better.
Obama looks and sounds like he's dying
And McCain's just the picture of health, my friend. Project much?
How did troll training go?
I need to do some things, but I'll check back in hope that I get to see a pic of The Baby!
Wow. I didn't know that. Dylan was cribbed from by everybody, Beatles included.
MP
I've always believed that Dylan will be listened to 500 years from now.
Dylan was kissed by God. There's no other explanation for talent like his.
Have you heard Highlands? It's about getting old, and the waning of his talent. Even in wane, he's better than almost anybody, ever.
Mer, you type faster than I do!
Gromit, having changed 14 different babies over a period of thirty-seven years, you've got to keep them changed.
I've never known a dog not to take an interest in a dirty baby diaper.
TheOtherWA, I'll take scotch on the rocks.
New baby poop doesn't smell bad if the baby is breast fed.
mer
Damn, I coulda sworn those were breasts we were using. Musta been knees.
[Check's Hecate's site]
Nope, definitely breasts. Maybe I'm thinking of later on.
After all, he's ultimately responsible for Nim and Jen meeting.
Unky Dunky!
I've always believed that Dylan will be listened to 500 years from now.
I fucking love that Youtube clip of Bobby Dylan and John Lennon in the back of a London limo ca. 1966.
It just doesn't get cooler than that.
How did troll training go?
If Atrios weren't such a cheap bastid he'd spring for some genuine, ISO900, Six Sigma Black Belt trolls.
But nooo...
We get Uncle Fester's hand-me-downs
TheOtherWA, I'll take scotch on the rocks.
I have a scottle of botch.
.
*hands glass of scotch to Mer*
Thanks for reminding me. Ain't nothing stinkier than new baby poop.
Gromit
You obviously have not smelled my shit.
Funny, it's been a long time, and maybe I blocked it out, but I don't remember baby shit as smelling particularly bad.
All I remember is the delightful smell of warm clean baby and baby powder.
Obama appears to be growing a mustache.
Gromit, having changed 14 different babies over a period of thirty-seven years, you've got to keep them changed.
Hmmm, we were using the once-a-week diaper. That mighta been the problem.
[Check's Hecate's site]
did ya see that she linked to me?? my first official link!!
All I remember is the delightful smell of warm clean baby and baby powder
And those smoooooth baby bottoms.
Obama appears to be growing a mustache.
A beard, actually.
Speaking of stinky, this threads getting a little ripe. Did Atrios leave the keys with anyone?
Obama still has the smoker's lines in his face.
If I remember correctly, the first poops are icky green-black shit. Then, if you breast feed, yellowy loose poop, but not much smell. My eldest son went a week without pooping when he was about four or five weeks old. I remember calling the doctor saying "wtf." He said, no need to worry. That night we had a flood of poop. Didn't smell bad though.
It just doesn't get cooler than that.
MP
No, it doesn't.
I just realized my nieces and nephews range in age of 41 to 13 months. Feeling old all of a sudden, need to think about sleep.
driftglass,
Uh--these are the Six Sigma trolls.
Sad, ain't it?
Stan Getz and Mary Lou Williams, link found at Echidne's blog tonight, is as cool as it gets.
I only shit once a day.
Obama still has the smoker's lines in his face.
tex
I'm really glad you're keeping your eyes on what's really important.
Can somebody with the keys help a poor dial-up brother out?
tex
Why are you wasting your great punditry skills at such a lowly blog when you be on TV?
A crime, really.
I didn't get Dylan.
Then I read and saw "No Direction Home".
I just got it. Now I can't get enough Dylan.
So it looks like McCain's bought up the YouTube ad space...
Years ago a japanese town had a celebration where the whole community shit in the public square and the pile was roped off and turned into a national tourist attraction.
Can somebody with the keys help a poor dial-up brother out?
Lumpenprolitariot
Don't look at me, dude. I'm lucky to be here at all.
Hmmm, we were using the once-a-week diaper. That mighta been the problem.
Gromit
AcK! You damn dogs never train right...
I only shit once a day.
First thing I do every day is take a shit.
I just got it. Now I can't get enough Dylan.
HoneyBearKellyGoGiants
Turn the lights out some night and put Stuck Inside of Mobile (With the Memphis Blues Again) on repeat.
You'll never forget it.
First thing I do every day is take a shit.
NTodd, Änti-VNF
That definitely falls under the heading of TMI.
If this isn't the most hilarious Letterman character since Chris Elliot:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L...h?
v=L3LVIT8Gxbs
First thing I do every day is take a shit.
A fine example of the high-level political discourse that brings me back here almost every day.
Sad, ain't it?
Pathetic.
How well I remember the days of Brave Ulysses..
I only shit once a day.
First thing I do every day is take a shit.
Please tell me it hasn't come to this...
It little profits that an idle king,
By this still hearth, among these barren crags,
Match'd with an aged wife, I mete and dole
Unequal laws unto a savage race,
That hoard, and sleep, and feed, and know not me.
The poop? You can't handle the poop!
Elias,
"pud" is lower case.
Just sayin'
Please tell me it hasn't come to this...
Elias, Pud pounder.
Alas.
Hello chickenbeavers.
Don't have much time to talk, just stopping home for a few minutes.
But thanks to everyone for the wellwishes. It was a....challenging experience.
Here's the latest democrat in Michigan:
http://s190.photobucket.com/albu...raniphoto/baby/
"Unequal laws unto a savage race,
That hoard, and sleep, and feed, and know not me."
Ungrateful peasants.
Here's the latest democrat in Michigan:
Awww, wook at da witto babeeee!
He grasps the crags with crooked hands,
Close to the sun in lonely lands,
Ringed with the azure world he stands.
The wrinkled sea beneath him crawls
He watches from his mountain walls,
Amd like a thunderbolt he falls.
Isn't this the Scatology blog?
Here's the latest democrat in Michigan:
YAY!!!!
He's adorable!
Nim, what a beautiful baby. Not a conehead at all.
Handsome! Intelligent! Feisty!
Congrats to you and Jen, Nim
Isn't this the Scatology blog?
This is abuse. Scatology is next door.
"He grasps the crags with crooked hands,
Close to the sun in lonely lands,"
No country for old men.
What a fine looking young man.
Congrats!!!
Awwww. Congratulations and thanks, Nim, for sharing the pics.
Elias,
"pud" is lower case.
Just sayin'
What makes you think I'm referring to him?
Ouch!
Dylan was kissed by God. There's no other explanation for talent like his.
Have you heard Highlands? It's about getting old, and the waning of his talent. Even in wane, he's better than almost anybody, ever.
Adam Hominem,unbanned since 08
It was funny in that documentary he was going through some his own lyrics and saying "Where the hell did that come from?"
NTodd --
Do you ever read Pax Americana?
Did you see my post about the dangerous Quaker?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/ar...VAUVO.DTL&
tsp=1
Nim, he's beautiful. Thanks for sharing the pictures, and congratulations to you and Jen.
Nim he's adorable.
kootchy kootchy
Congratulations!!!
Speaking of scatology, it seems L. Ron Hubbard plagiarized his religious text from a 1934 German book. Such a bad writer he couldn't even make up a fake religion properly.
It little profits that an idle king,
By this still hearth, among these barren crags,
Actually it was his brother. Steve Ulysses.
Ran a comic book/FroGurt store on Milwaukee Avenue in 1988 and sold pot out of the back.
We used to sit upon the ground
And tell sad stories of the death of kings!
How some have been deposed, some slain in war,
Some haunted by the ghosts they have deposed.
I like the bathtub pics!
So you guys missed the religion flame up earlier...
Snow v JR.
Ugly, Ugly, Ugly...just kidding, it was pretty enlightening actually.
NTodd, your scat reference reminded me. "Scatology", "Epistimology", I always seem to get those confused, know what I'm sayin?
So why is it that when I post at Pax Americana my links are sometimes hot links & sometimes not -- I can't remember what I am doing different (assuming that I am)
Obama now doing town hall format.
It seems L. Ron Hubbard plagiarized his religious text from a 1934 German book.
Get that man a job in the White House.
Here's the latest democrat in Michigan
Huzzah!
OWE -- PIX! -- What's the littlest Nim's name? (I bet Mom is glad that is over with!)
I liked the mom and baby pictures. Love at first sight.
So Roadmaster has his show tonight in about, oh, 25 minutes if my memory serves...9PM Eastern.
WORT-FM, Madison.
goldurn it, this here texas primary system is peculiar.
You're reading all them high fashion magazines,
The clothes you're wearing girl, are making public scenes.
(I bet Mom is glad that is over with!)
Prior Aelred |
Don't tell her, but that was the easy part! Parenting iz hard!
Electric Kitteh!!!
Zap Rowsdower | Homepage | 03.01.08 - 8:11 pm |
Big Electric Cat:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g...h?
v=gFvS1RcK7o8
Prior,
I believe his name is Adam Alexander.
Here's the latest democrat in Michigan:
http://s190.photobucket.com/albu...raniphoto/baby/
Nim, ham hock of liberty
Congrats!
He is adorable!
YEAH!!!! Baby pics!!! Happy news!
Yipee! Congrats!
Best thing I've seen in a long time.
http://wort-fm.org/listen.php
Roadmaster link.
goldurn it, this here texas primary system is peculiar.
I'll be traveling for work on Tuesday, so I will miss my opportunity to attend the Democratic caucus meeting at my polling place, which apparently occurs right after the polls close. My admission ticket is my voter registration card stamped "Democratic," reflecting that I voted in the Dem primary.
I have never inquired about the Texas process before this year.
"Don't tell her, but that was the easy part! Parenting iz hard!"
--whiskey-whatever!
Oh, is it ever. You're right about that. Wait until they're teenagers!
Here's the latest democrat in Michigan:
Unpossible. He clearly has a spine.
Adam Alexander? Well, the helps move him to the top -- in alphabetical order, anyway ...
Prior - Adam Alexander! Born at 10:29 AM today. 7 lbs, 12 oz, 21".
Oh, is it ever. You're right about that. Wait until they're teenagers!
mer |
Ahhhhhh!!!! I'm scared already and I got six years 'til the first is 13. WHAT?? Only six years?? I need more time!!
/panic attack
Ooops.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y...h?
v=yZW0m2nWB_M
I'll be traveling for work on Tuesday, so I will miss my opportunity to attend the Democratic caucus meeting at my polling place, which apparently occurs right after the polls close. My admission ticket is my voter registration card stamped "Democratic," reflecting that I voted in the Dem primary.
I have never inquired about the Texas process before this year.
Harry Doghiney (D-TX) | 03.01.08 - 8:42 pm | #
Atsa bummer, because basically you get 2/3 of a vote at booth and 1/3 at caucus. All you have to do is be there to sign the sheet, though.
Prior - Adam Alexander! Born at 10:29 AM today. 7 lbs, 12 oz, 21".
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
teh cute!
And great names.
My sis looks pretty damn good for just pushing a watermelon through the eye of a needle.
Woo Hoo!
Shit, I strained so hard I had raspberries the size of Bush's all over my face after I gave birth.
Here's the latest democrat in Michigan:
be my witness, his vote shall count!
Watching "Crimes and Misdemeanors" on TCM.
The late, great Jerry Ohrbach was very sexy in this.
Geez, I thought we had a Leap Baby. How long was she in labor?
I think this is where Hillary may have lost the nomination:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B...h?
v=BwRnELfu1Ak
Atsa bummer, because basically you get 2/3 of a vote at booth and 1/3 at caucus. All you have to do is be there to sign the sheet, though.
I'll see if I can arrange to be home in time to get there. It sounds fun and my candidate (who rules) needs my help at the caucus in order to defeat the other candidate (who sucks).
She had to have been in labor for 30 hours, at least, since it started at 5:30 AM on Friday.
/panic attack
whiskey-whatever!,
Having had three, with the youngest 22, I almost see a light at the end of the tunnel. But we're not still there yet. But things do get easier.
First time as an aunt, Vicki?
Adam will have a lot of "uncles and aunts" checking in on him. We'll be able to give him advice and stuff. Of course he might grow up like Josh Kornbluth and write about his life as a Blue Diaper Baby.
I'm going to sleep.
Congratulations again to Jen, Nim and Aunty Vicki.
Buenas noches.
First time as an aunt, Vicki?
Oh, no. 10th, I think.
First time as an aunt, Vicki?
Oh, no. 10th, I think.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
But still great.
He is so cute.
Vicki, Adam has more hair on his head than any of mine did until they were 9 months old.
Having had three, with the youngest 22, I almost see a light at the end of the tunnel. But we're not still there yet. But things do get easier.
mer
I hope we can do it. I hope I can be the mom they need.
Do you ever read Pax Americana?
No, that blog sucks.
Ahhhhhh!!!! I'm scared already and I got six years 'til the first is 13. WHAT?? Only six years?? I need more time!!
/panic attack
whiskey-whatever
Breathe....in and out...
Teenagers can be fun. Yours will be smart and funny. You just have to accept that they will think that mom is very, very dumb for a few years. And then you get smart again.
Gotta go, I smell whole-grain nachos in the toaster oven.
Hasta la vista, babies.
You go through life with the Mom you have ...
Ooooo. Nachos...
Do you ever read Pax Americana?
No, that blog sucks.
NTodd, Änti-VNF |
Ha!
[What about Hecate's blog? You know, she linked to me singing?]
All you have to do is be there to sign the sheet, though.
Are you sure about that? There was a diary yesterday at the Orange Satan's place by someone who went to caucus training and said no, you have to stay and participate for your candidate in order to count.
She had to have been in labor for 30 hours, at least, since it started at 5:30 AM on Friday.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
That poor girl.
I bet I'm the only one on this thread who saw the Cars on their Candy-O tour.
Breathe....in and out...
Teenagers can be fun. Yours will be smart and funny. You just have to accept that they will think that mom is very, very dumb for a few years. And then you get smart again.
Gromit |
Okay. Will you be here to remind me of that when the time comes?
What was the deal with Kenosha Kid? Was he part of breaking that White House plagiarism thing?
P.S. They are smart and funny. And so beautiful.
You go through life with the Mom you have ...
Prior Aelred |
Gah!
OK, jokes anyone?
"Sort of feels like everything's on hold until then"
Exactly, nothing at all happening till another primary. There's absolutely nothing for us to do. And the plutocrats know it, hence, 'impeachment is off the table'. Truly, we are a nation of sheep.
Truly, we are a nation of sheep.
Yeah, well at least we've got some damn fine wool sweaters!
I'm also probably the only one old enough (beside Simels) to see Mott the fucking Hoople live.
Well, if you got nuthin', A-man, that automatically qualifies you for a Rightwing syndicated column. Disgusting work, I know, but it'll buy you catfood and Starbucks, which is all the modern blogger really needs...
whiskey-whatever!,
Your kids have a great mom. Remember that.
OK -- I want to go stick my aching ankle into some hot water -- see you bats later (DV)
& Happy birthday Erin & Adam Alexander!
I'm also probably the only one old enough (beside Simels) to see Mott the fucking Hoople live.
MP | 03.01.08 - 8:58 pm |
All The Young Dudes.
I have to read The Mighty Reason Man out loud, the rhythm of the snark must be preached!
Simels is old enough to have seen the dress rehearsal for the Illiad when it opened in Asia Minor.
Well, if you got nuthin', A-man, that automatically qualifies you for a Rightwing syndicated column.
Elmer, PHD (horrible)
He'd have to plagiarize everything in it.
Teenagers can be fun. Yours will be smart and funny. You just have to accept that they will think that mom is very, very dumb for a few years.
In my fambly, that's worked out to about 18 years on average...
It's Erin's birthday too? I didn't know that.
Happy birthday to one of the neatest persons on this blog!
whiskey-whatever!,
Your kids have a great mom. Remember that.
mer
Thank you for saying so. I do appreciate it.
While atrios has nuthin', read this inspiring tale of what a man can accomplish when voting just isn't quite enough:
http://globalguerrillas.typepad....henry-
okah.html
I'm also probably the only one old enough (beside Simels) to see Mott the fucking Hoople live.
LOVE Mott the Hoople.
BTW, exactly what IS a Hoople?
exactly what IS a Hoople?
::rolls eyes::
Duh!
If you don't know, I'm not gonna tell you!
Erin is a wonderful person.
When I was in high school, over 30 years ago, Bad Company, Kansas, and Minnie Riperton were famous recording artists.
This will make most of us feel old.
Prince is in England, having a hip replacement done.
Prince.
I really should probably try to go to bed, yo.
Peace, and thanks to all for celebrating and supporting Nim and my sister.
In 1968, Mick Ralphs, Verden Allen, Pete "Overend" Watts and Dale "Buffin" Griffin formed a band called Silence, playing near Hereford, England. Adding then lead singer Stan Tippens in 1969, the band recorded early tracks at Rockfield Studios in Monmouth, Wales, UK later dominated by Love Sculpture and Dave Edmunds. Stan was injured soon after joining the band and was unable to continue singing, but the band rallied and eventually signed with Island Records, moving to London to record with Guy Stevens as producer.
Stevens changed the band's name to "Mott the Hoople" from a novel of the same name by Willard Manus; the book is about an eccentric who works in a circus freak show. The band also recruited a new singer and boogie piano player, Ian Hunter. Hunter had replied to a music magazine advertisement which read "Singer wanted, must be image-minded and hungry." Tippens became the road manager for the band. Their debut album, Mott the Hoople (1969), was a cult success, and their repertoire included memorable cover versions of "Laugh at Me" (Sonny Bono), and an instrumental version of "You Really Got Me" (The Kinks).
If you don't know, I'm not gonna tell you!
OK then, I guess it's Wiki time...
Prince is in England, having a hip replacement done.
Prince
Prince Charles?
Prince Rogers Nelson of the purple attire.
Erin's birthday too? Well, though it is a bit late in the day to catch that news, (I was doing yard work, honest!) Happy Birthday Erin!!
OK then, I guess it's Wiki time...
I was just kiddin' ya.
I have no idea what a Hoople is. A young dude who carries the news?
It's never gonna end.
-Atrios 13:53
or, will it?
And Ted Nugent. He sold a schload of records when I was in high school.
Roadmaster link! Should be on live shortly:
http://wort-fm.org/listen.php
He'd have to plagiarize everything in it.
Terry C - No More Repugs!
Well, duh...that's all part of being a nuthin' havin' Lefty Pinko Cawmniss Grouchoist-Lennonist. "From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs". Who has more needs than a nuthin' havin' columnista? And all that stuff's out there in public, right there in the papers and on the Net, now aint that Public Domain? Hell yeah...
Boring sheets.
or, will it?
fokowi
I still ♥ Al Gore, ya know.
I have no idea what a Hoople is. A young dude who carries the news?
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
And his gal Jane. She's a sweetie...
From wikipedia:
"[Producer] Stevens changed the band's name to "Mott the Hoople" from a novel of the same name by Willard Manus; the book is about an eccentric who works in a circus freak show."
I gotta say, though, I prefer Lou Reed's live Sweet Jane on R&R Animal. Dude can't sing or play worth crap, but still...
Interesting:
DAYTON — A record number of people swarmed the Montgomery County board of elections office downtown on Saturday, March 1, to vote early in advance of Tuesday's primary.
More than 1,000 people showed up, said Steve Harsman, director of the county board of elections. The previous one-day record was 400 to 500 — and that was immediately before a general election, not a primary, he said.
http://daytondaily.printthis.cli...l&
partnerID=528
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Hippo, Birdie, Two Ewes.
Hippo, Birdie, Two Ewes.
Hippo, Birdie, ErinPdx!
Hippo, Birdie, Two Ewes.
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And Ted Nugent. He sold a schload of records when I was in high school.
MP
That one song that he's been dining out on these past 30+ years?
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