HULK SMASH!!!

Gravataraha


Gravataraha2


Gravataraha3


Gravataraha4


Gravataraha5


Gravataraha6


Gravatarmasturbate much?


Gravataroho1


Gravatar(Cheers as leibniz slides into home)


Gravatar'evenin'


GravatarFucker stole the bases!


GravatarI claim this thread for the "Wombat for President Campaign".


Gravatarit's not even 7pm here so I have a good excuse.


GravatarI'm writing in Kang and Kodos.


Gravatarno Republicans caught in sex-scandals this week? Amazing.


Gravatarokay.

Or perhaps, Ah ha!


GravatarWhen you are tired of riding on a flying American slum.

http://www.funnbee.com/2008/05/s...ome- design.html


GravatarFrom below

that Leppard-Zeppelin thing was pretty cool.

That's nothing compared to ABBA/Ramones tribute band GABBA!


GravatarWhen you are tired of riding on a flying American slum.

A friend pointed out to me recently that flying American airlines is getting to be a lot like crossing the Atlantic on one of those slave ships or steerage class in the old days of steam ship travel.


Gravataryour inside the park home run has become tiresome

now we dance.


GravatarBarack fired-up that rapid response team and wasted no time hitting back (via press release):

“What’s reckless is continuing the Bush-McCain foreign policy that has cost us thousands of lives and a trillion dollars in Iraq, strengthened Iran, enabled Hamas to take Gaza, took our eye off al Qaeda, failed to capture Osama bin Laden, failed to finish the job in Afghanistan, and left us less safe and less respected in the world. No amount of utterly predictable fear-mongering and tough talk can change the fact that John McCain is running to continue the most disastrous foreign policy in recent American history,” said Obama campaign spokesman Bill Burton.



I think we have a winner.


GravatarJeffCO,

Any time you need some good $20 bar bets, let me know.

I'm a fount of useless trivia.


GravatarGabba!


GravatarSpeaking of Brooklyn, Cousin Cole is on fire!


GravatarI'm a fount of useless trivia. Soprano

I was just thinking that, you know, they don't put the impeached ones on currency.


GravatarLeibniz, I'd like to work on Wombat's campaign.


GravatarI'm back. Dinner and dishes.

No grandbaby yet, though.


Gravatarboy that brooklyn goth was awful.

son volt - good.
gabba - funny.

I miss this show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x...h? v=xTjJxnoHvrw


GravatarSupporting our troops is just a urine stained ribbon we wear on our cars.

Official Urged Fewer Diagnoses of PTSD
A psychologist who helps lead the post-traumatic stress disorder program at a medical facility for veterans in Texas told staff members to refrain from diagnosing PTSD because so many veterans were seeking government disability payments for the condition.
"Given that we are having more and more compensation seeking veterans, I'd like to suggest that you refrain from giving a diagnosis of PTSD straight out," Norma Perez wrote in a March 20 e-mail to mental-health specialists and social workers at the Department of Veterans Affairs' Olin E. Teague Veterans' Center in Temple, Tex. Instead, she recommended that they "consider a diagnosis of Adjustment Disorder."

http://www.washingtonpost.com/ wp...8051503533.html


Gravatarbest title:

The Pinhead Takes It All


Gravatar“What’s reckless is continuing the Bush-McCain foreign policy..."

"Bush-McCain". I like that. Brand those fuckers with a redhot brand of their own making.


GravatarDoug, it's completely fucked up.


GravatarNo wind on the lake tonight, so it's very quiet outside. Which means that my idiot dog was barking maniacally at her echo again.

Sort of like Bush, she is.


Gravatar“What’s reckless is continuing the Bush-McCain foreign policy..."

"Bush-McCain". I like that. Brand those fuckers with a redhot brand of their own making.


Bush-McCain-Graham. Don't forget Graham. Huggy Bear's little buddy.


GravatarLeibniz, I'd like to work on Wombat's campaign.

WombatForPresident.org


GravatarI was just thinking that, you know, they don't put the impeached ones on currency.

I'd like to honor George W. by having his picture on the $3 bill.

[wink, wink]


GravatarLeibniz, I'd like to be in charge of polling. 

I wonder if the country is ready to for a marsupial president


Gravatar“What’s reckless is continuing the Bush-McCain foreign policy..."


Finally, a Dem that not only punches back, but goes for the jugular.

NOTE TO ALL DEM CANDIDATES: THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT.


GravatarI wonder if the country is ready to for a marsupial president

Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 05.16.08 - 10:03 pm | #


Step up from rats.


GravatarI hear Moe is going to fly around on that Airbus 380.


GravatarI'd like to honor George W. by having his picture on the $3 bill.

Have his face printed on each sheet of a toilet paper roll.

About the only job that boy was ever qualified for, asswipe.


GravatarIt's raining here. By which I mean, again.


GravatarI was just thinking that, you know, they don't put the impeached ones on currency.
JeffCO | 05.16.08 - 9:58 pm | #


Can we impeach Reagan retroactively and posthumously? I hate the idea that the Thugs will ever succeed in putting his ugly mug on our currency. One creep even wanted to replace Roosevelt with Reagan on the dime! Aaack.

Gotta go. I can't stand typing on this thing, so I'm going to take a bath and relax for a while. BBL, when I can get on the other compute


Gravatar
Step up from rats.


Careful.  They have lawyers, and they hang out here.  They've sued for defamation of character by comparing them to the Bushes.


GravatarI wonder if the country is ready to for a marsupial president

A little snark in every pouch.


GravatarNo amount of utterly predictable fear-mongering and tough talk can change the fact that John McCain is running to continue the most disastrous foreign policy in recent American history,” said Obama campaign spokesman Bill Burton.

[swoon]


GravatarI hear Moe is going to fly around on that Airbus 380.

Poor Moe. So sincere, and so pained when forced to make choices he hates. But kudos for flying to Newfoundland and thereby keeping Mrs Moe.


GravatarSnow, I asked earlier but probably wasn't around for your reply: Do you have to get through a primary before you face the graham cracker? If this is really a big ol' sea change election, do you think you've got a good shot?


GravatarGromit, you're not the only owner of a retarded canine.


GravatarGood evening, friends.

I just saw a commercial for "Jesus Camp".

Man, some really fucked up individuals there!


GravatarI'll start my campaigning by pointing out the two most accurate analogies to Neville Chamberlain at Munich.

Number one goes to the Republicans, and, alas, the Democrats, who enabled George Bush. They appease him. They should have known better. Lots of people told us so--Molly Ivins, a writer with a national reputation. Appeasing Bush and his war machine as they opposed the rule of law, that's what they did. And the result is that it's a bigger mess, a much bigger mess, that could have been avoided.

Number two goes to George Bush, as he presides over a Munich of the environment. He appeases the polluters, the warming denialists, the folk who think water and fish and air are trivial things and PCBs and depleted uranium and urea-formaldehydes and industrial hog farming and like that are to be celebrated. His name will be remembered by future generations, who will be cleaning up the mess, with all the fondness with which we recall Chamberlain.

Now, let's imagine Chamberlain himself confronting Hitler, with a few differences. Let's say that Chamberlain commands the mightiest war machine in the history of the world, can read license plates from space anywhere on the planet, runs a country with a quarter of the world's economy, can annihilate any city on Earth within two hours, and let's say Hitler commands an economy smaller than Texas', has an army smaller than the troops we station abroad in Germany alone, and not much of a navy or an air force. It's just possible that Neville might have done better in such a confrontation.

Can I stop hearing about Munich for a while, now? I pledge that, if I am elected president, moreover, that I will never use a Munich analogy again.

Operators are standing by. Free Vegematics to the first ten callers...


GravatarWhat are you up to these days?
V for Virginia, discouraged

work'n for that trasportation sucky thing.

i don't like it much, but i think i'll keep it, sure was hard to find.

mindless drifter on the road...


GravatarTerry C, one of the scariest flicks I've ever seen.

Child abuse of the lowest order.


Gravatartonights guests are debby harry, loudon wainright, philip glass, and pere ubu.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L...h? v=LnBKmK08XiA


GravatarChimpy got King Abdullah a spanner.


GravatarprofWombat, you are aware that we're running you for president?

We think the American people are ready for a Marsupial in Chief.


GravatarMan, some really fucked up individuals there!
Terry C - Anti-War Elitist | Homepage | 05.16.08 - 10:07 pm | #

That movie still haunts me. But the funny part - a long scene with Pastor Ted Haggard preaching about the sins of homosexuality. Heh.


Gravatarmust not defame rats


Gravatar ProfWombat

[much swoonier swooning]


GravatarGilly, I saw it before Haggard's escapades were revealed.

All I could think was, that dude is deformed.


GravatarPicture of Obama on googlenews homepage portrays him as an 'agressive ape'.

http://alaskareport.com/news58/ x..._warmongers.htm


GravatarI like this Blondie tune (originally by The Nerves)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O...h? v=OTVANp6Psd4


Gravatarthanks v4Va

That quote was great. Obama and his camp are developing a welcome adroitness in resopnse to Republican attacks. More power to 'em.


GravatarBut the funny part - a long scene with Pastor Ted Haggard preaching about the sins of homosexuality. Heh.

He was just doing research.


GravatarNo wind on the lake tonight, so it's very quiet outside. Which means that my idiot dog was barking maniacally at her echo again.

My boy dog has his ritual of circling the perimeter, warning all critters to keep off his turf, before he'll go to bed.


GravatarPicture of Obama on googlenews homepage portrays him as an 'agressive ape'.


Post by jack shows him to be a racist fuckwit.


Gravatardang it. i'm a terrible mom. the 5yo fell asleep during the movie. i carried her upstairs to bed. got the 7yo tucked in an hour ago.

now, the 5yo is calling to me. and i just want her to be asleep.

be back later, soon, i hope.


Gravatarwork'n for that trasportation sucky thing.

i don't like it much, but i think i'll keep it, sure was hard to find.


Somebody's gotta do it, and if it's a paycheck for you that's a Good Thing. I know it's not where your passion is, but I'm unemployed as fuck and I know what you mean.


GravatarABBA/Ramones tribute band GABBA!

Holy shit.
Scuse me, I'm gonna go put my speakers in the dishwasher...


GravatarExcuse me Terry. The picture in itself is highly objectionable. Fuck you.


GravatarPost of Brooklyn Goth shows Jay to have weird taste in music. Gave me a headache.


GravatarYes, it's about time we elected somebody who can derive the Lorentz transformation, fix a hernia, write a brief, sling bullshit and sing so badly that even women who have loved him have declined the opportunity to hear his glorious baritone a second time...


GravatarGABBA GABBA Hey!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Gab...Gabba_Gabba_Hey


GravatarRacist fuckwit, like fascist, has lost it's meaning.


GravatarYes, it's about time we elected somebody who can derive the Lorentz transformation, fix a hernia, write a brief, sling bullshit and sing so badly that even women who have loved him have declined the opportunity to hear his glorious baritone a second time.

“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.”
Robert Heinlein


GravatarProf Wombat, how come you don't have a blog?


GravatarSally: How is your daughter today? I'm holding a good though for her and for you and family. It is really tough. If I can be of any help let me know.

Hecate: Where are you located?


GravatarI'd settle for a leader who could form complete sentences.


Gravatarbut I'm unemployed as fuck and I know what you mean.
V for Virginia, discouraged

they're always hiring at the flying monkey brigade.

keep on rock'n in the free world


GravatarGABBA GABBA Hey!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Gab...Gabba_Gabba_Hey
Al Haig | 05.16.08 - 10:15 pm | #

Here's what CBGBs became:

315 Bowery

http://www.johnvarvatos.com/#/sh...atos_boutiques/


GravatarPicture of Obama on googlenews homepage portrays him as an 'agressive ape'.

pai


It might appeal to the knuckle dragging mouth breathers that normally vote Republican.


GravatarONE MAN HAS EXPERIENCE

ONE MAN HAS COURAGE

ONE MAN NEEDS A TRUSS


GravatarHecate: Where are you located?

I am in Arlington, Virginia.


GravatarProf. Wombat: is it raining in your neck of the woods tonight? I wonder if the Red Sox was rained out?


GravatarRachel guest hosted Countdown tonight.

Eggselent.


GravatarI am in Arlington, Virginia.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator


Hey, I've been there!

Nice burg.


GravatarPicture of Obama on googlenews homepage portrays him as an 'agressive ape'.



It might appeal to the knuckle dragging mouth breathers that normally vote Republican.
Al Haig


They're wanking to it as we speak.


GravatarA human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Robert Heinlein


He left out slounging in Captain's chair barcalounger in front of the flat screen with a cold beer.


GravatarHoneyBearKelly, where have you been hiding yourself?


GravatarHey, I've been there!

Nice burg.


I like it v much. Every morning, I get to cross the beautiful Potomac River.


GravatarI am in Arlington, Virginia.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator

Hey, I've been there!

V for Virginia


Hey, I'll be buried there!


GravatarV for Virginia: What kind of work are you looking for? Where are you located? I know of some great jobs, unfortunately, they are not here in Massachusetts--and I don't want to go back to DC.


GravatarTKK in plain sight.


GravatarTKK: because I like talking to, and listening to, you guys far more than to myself. And thank you so much.

So here's my impossible aspiration: to live up to the protagonist of Whitman's
'Song of the Answerer':

He says indifferently and alike How are you friend? to the President
at his levee,
And he says Good-day my brother, to Cudge that hoes in the sugar-field,
And both understand him and know that his speech is right.

He walks with perfect ease in the capitol,
He walks among the Congress, and one Representative says to another,
Here is our equal appearing and new.
(more)


GravatarThen the mechanics take him for a mechanic,
And the soldiers suppose him to be a soldier, and the sailors that
he has follow'd the sea,
And the authors take him for an author, and the artists for an artist,
And the laborers perceive he could labor with them and love them,
No matter what the work is, that he is the one to follow it or has
follow'd it,
No matter what the nation, that he might find his brothers and
sisters there.

Please, please read the whole thing, and recover a bit of your pride in being an American.
http://classiclit.about.com/libr...ww- answerer.htm


GravatarI'd settle for a leader who could do consecutive sentences.

nudged your wombat


GravatarSpeaking of VA, I suppose drunk-dialing SteveLG at 5 a.m. Tuscan time would be bad . . .


GravatarRight there in Mrs. Lee's rose garden. One of the sublimest origins of a cemetery I know.


GravatarLoad this link and see what happens.

http://www.newamericancentury.org


Gravatarsconset -- I'm in a hopeless backwater in Florida, unfortunately. I'm a putative social worker, but that's not happening. Thanks for asking, though.


GravatarLight rain; game delayed. The kids just spent three hours at the local carnival anyway. They're 10/11 and this is the first year I let them go by themselves. They're higher than kites, tacking the weeist bit out of the harbor. They don't understand why my eyes are moist; they think it's the rain.


GravatarStoopit A/C went out. I feel like sleeping in the refrigerator.


GravatarOh! You! Kid!

re-HICA!

CAT!
.


GravatarI love Whitman. Thanks, Professor Wombat


GravatarI'd settle for a leader who could do coherent sentences.

nudged your wombat
leibniz leibkins ♘☮ |

& I upped the ante.


GravatarProfwombat: I have always loved that poem. Thanks for printing it again.


Gravatarhttp://www.newamericancentury.org

awesome!


Gravatarokay, that last scene in BSG was kinda gross.



GravatarThanks for that "rockin' in the free world" youtube. Loves it, loves it.


GravatarEdwards rules out VP run. Attorney General Edwards, anyone?


GravatarProfWombat, is it dangerous if I have Anemia? I've had all my life. Couldn't donate blood when I was in High School. Went for a checkup last month and the blood results said Anemic. I'm taking B12 and slow release iron tabs just so I don't get hassled the next time I see the doc. He wants to do more blood work.

On the sunny side, my BP is 110/70


Gravatarsconset -- I'm in a hopeless backwater in Florida, unfortunately. I'm a putative social worker, but that's not happening. Thanks for asking, though.
V for Virginia, discouraged


I haven't been to FL for over 20 years -- parents retired there -- but I'm glad to hear there are some hopeless backwaters left. That old FL was the part I liked best.
.


GravatarHey, I'll be buried there!

Goddess guard you. When you go, may you find your way to the Summerlands. May your friends and family know peace. Arlington cemetery is lovely.


Gravatar okay, that last scene in BSG was kinda gross.

(looks around to make sure Athenae isn't here)

I hate that show.


GravatarYes, I was very sorry to hear that Edwards has declined the spot in advance.

It would've been a lot of fun to watch that unfold.


GravatarThey don't understand why my eyes are moist; they think it's the rain.
ProfWombat

wait until they jam together in the basement

basket case


GravatarEdwards rules out VP run. Attorney General Edwards, anyone?
puppethead


I'd prefer to see him at Labor. That's a department that could use some star power after decades of neglect.
.


GravatarWent to Miami in 1968 with my boyfriend (first ex-H) in a red VW. Stayed in a little strip motel. Next morning, the owners had left us a coconut w/the top carved off on the porch of the little cabin.

Prolly not likely to happen these days.


Gravatar
(looks around to make sure Athenae isn't here)




I hate that show.

I'M TELLING!!!!


GravatarI suppose drunk-dialing SteveLG at 5 a.m. Tuscan time would be bad

Off drinking free wine and eating free food in Italy. We hates him, precious


Gravatar::punch3


GravatarV: at the rate the economy is going, etc., etc., we may have to hire you here at Atrios as Social Worker in Residence. We can guarantee you minimum 40 hours a week.


GravatarEdwards rules out VP run. Attorney General Edwards, anyone?
puppethead |

I wish, but he's going to stay out of gov. work. Going to do the anti-poverty thingie.


GravatarI hate that show.
The Kenosha Kid


Just wait until I see A.!


GravatarGoddess guard you. When you go, may you find your way to the Summerlands. May your friends and family know peace. Arlington cemetery is lovely.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator


I love old cemeteries.


Gravatarwatertiger,

How's Sidhra doing? Who was there? What'd y'all drink?


GravatarCan I get a female opinion on these sneaks?

http://www.yoox.com/item/YOOX/CO...ts/ searchResult


GravatarI like it v much. Every morning, I get to cross the beautiful Potomac River.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator


*waves at Hecate* Re: our discussion of high water on the Potomac, I could find no mention of it anywhere so unless the NPS Morning Report is running slower than usual I guess they were okay.

However Antietam Creek is definitely running high. I was saving this one for Eichidne because a couple of pix down Mannie gets a great shot of a serpent under the bridge railing, but I can't seem to catch her.

Eichidne i mean. I am not trying to catch the snake at antietam.


GravatarOff drinking free wine and eating free food in Italy. We hates him, precious
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator


Yes, hence the "Tuscan time."

We do hates him. Except we loves him. Bit of a pickle.


GravatarHow anemic are you, and why? Your doc needs to nail that down. If it's mild, and you aren't planning on trekking up Everest or taking up marathoning or triathloning, probably not much of a big deal, but much depends on its cause; see the doc and let hem/her do his work.

Main consequence is that to get the same oxygen delivery, anemic blood has to get pushed faster around the circuit, which makes the heart work harder. You're young with a good heart, you'll compensate except under stresses. You're old, or have some other problem like a leaky valve, not so much.

But you're also less likely to form pathological blood clots, which cause big trouble in heart, brain, legs, lungs and kidneys...


GravatarEvening, all


Gravatarboy that brooklyn goth was awful.

Post of Brooklyn Goth shows Jay to have weird taste in music.

It is true that the way their fans greet them when they mount the stage is thrust their forefingers in the air, point at the stage, shouting "You suck! You suck! suck!"

So I guess I won't post their "Summer Breeze" cover.

I saw them open at Jones Beach for Queensryche (who were truly godawful). Very weird venue for them with their black and dayglo green stuff.

They had their roadies take down their gear in the middle of the last song.


Gravatar♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ErinPDX! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Speakin' of jamming, sittenpretty is after my ass to score up and record some backing tracks for a video thang we're doing.

I told her I'm completely anal about music, and we settled on using some acoustic guitar/mandolin loops.

I feel so guilty.
.


GravatarXan-

Check out

http://nwis.waterdata.usgs.gov/nwis/rt


GravatarProfWombat | 05.16.08 - 10:32 pm | #

Thanks (sigh). Okay, I'll do the extra tests. I appreciate your advice


GravatarV: at the rate the economy is going, etc., etc., we may have to hire
you here at Atrios as Social Worker in Residence. We can guarantee you
minimum 40 hours a week.


Lord knows, she could start work right now.

Gromit, she's doing well!  Weather was shite for sailing today, winds at 25, but tomorrow promises to be a lot nicer.

One of her crew took the boom across his scalp.  Had to go to hospital.


GravatarHi, Xan.

Great pics. Water v high here, but not at flood levels. All of my roses about to bloom, probably tomorrow or Sunday.


Gravatarsconset -- I'm in a hopeless backwater in Florida, unfortunately. I'm a putative social worker, but that's not happening. Thanks for asking, though.
V for Virginia, discouraged

can't you find some established counselor to work under and do some one on one?


GravatarNorthrop Grumman, uses slave labor to work in New Orleans.

(This is not your daddy's aircraft company)
http://www.dissidentvoice.org/20...ork-go-to-jail/


GravatarHecate, I have always admired you.

I had no idea you'd ever heard of the Lorentz transformation.

And I certainly didn't figure you for a Heinlein fan! If you haven't read Glory Road, I think you'd identify with Star, Empress of the Twenty Galaxies...


GravatarOld cemeteries are full of little gravestones for children who died when young of infectious diseases, or of complications of childbirth. Lots of women's gravestones documenting a life span that ended with pregnancy and childbirth.

We've done so much better with all that, and we're still slaughtering each other in war.

Make you think, old graveyards do.


Gravatar(ProfW. can haz White House in 2012, H.
Doan worry.)


GravatarOne of her crew took the boom across his scalp. Had to go to hospital.

Ouch! Dog save us from unintended jibes.


GravatarToo chilly for May.

Fuck you, algore!


Gravatar
http://nwis.waterdata.usgs.gov/nwis/rt
leibniz leibkins


wow [insert little eye-popping emotie here]. Never saw that before, it is now bookmarked and i can keep track of endangered historic sites with relative ease.

Fascinating to just look at ...the contrast between the very dry in western NC and the very wet MD/noVA is intriguing. And the fires in FL become a lot more understandable as well.

thkx again.


GravatarI was in Williamstown, MA some years ago and I couldn't believe how many old graveyards there were. They're around every corner!


GravatarMy grandmother had four brothers die in one summer from whooping cough in the late 1800s. She said they held onto the picket fence outside and coughed and coughed. They are buried in a row in a church cemetery in Polks Grove, Ohio.


GravatarOne of her crew took the boom across his scalp. Had to go to hospital.

watertiger


JIBE HO!


Gravataraguatigre, I have another script idea...


GravatarCAT!
.
Jeffraham Prestonian


hey, you still here? keygen with TROJ alert.

worry, don't worry, maybe worry?


GravatarOld cemeteries are full of little gravestones for children who died when young of infectious diseases, or of complications of childbirth. Lots of women's gravestones documenting a life span that ended with pregnancy and childbirth.

We've done so much better with all that, and we're still slaughtering each other in war.

Make you think, old graveyards do.
ProfWombat



There are a lot of nitwit mouthbreather who long for those days.


GravatarOuch! Dog save us from unintended jibes.

I make sure to direct my jibes at their intended victims. 


GravatarToo chilly for May.

Fuck you, algore!
Thers | Homepage | 05.16.08 - 10:38 pm | #

You can have some of our 95 degree weather. Gladly.


Gravatarbaby girl dog finally came home. Wet, covered in black mud, what's with these corgies? Boy dog doesn't even like to get his toes wet.


GravatarOooh, and Dan is here too.

This one is an evergreen. Trust me, you will be amused.


Gravatarhire
you here at Atrios as Social Worker in Residence.


If the folks at Great Orange Satan are willing to pay $50k for a cut and paste artist, imagine what V would be worth to us!

Now try to imagine us having money.


GravatarMy boy dog has his ritual of circling the perimeter, warning all critters to keep off his turf...

Interesting. My "dog" does the same thing.


GravatarTerryC: not all of them on the right, either.


Gravatarcharley: hey, you still here? keygen with TROJ alert.

worry, don't worry, maybe worry?


Fuck YES, worry. Just don't panic.

Got antivir?
.


Gravataraguatigre, I have another script idea...


oooh.  let me finish this one.  i swear, this weekend.  got the niece's bat mitzvah in the a.m.


GravatarI make sure to direct my jibes at their intended victims.

You're just jibe talkin'.


GravatarI work across the street from an old graveyard.

Trinity Church.


Gravatarworry, don't worry, maybe worry?
charley | Homepage | 05.16.08 - 10:39 pm | #

Just delete the file. Could be a false positive, but don't take the chance. Not dangerous unless you ran it.


GravatarI was in Williamstown, MA some years ago and I couldn't believe how many old graveyards there were. They're around every corner!

Used to work there. They're untenured assistant professors.


GravatarTerryC: not all of them on the right, either.
ProfWombat


Sadly, true.


Gravatarcan't you find some established counselor to work under and do some one on one?
charley


Theoretically, but not in real life.

It'll be OK. We've decided to move; I'm applying to the PhD program in Tallahassee, and if I get in we'll go there while I finish it; otherwise we're moving to middle Tennessee. Selling the house should give us a little breathing room, although in this market, who knows?


GravatarJIBE HO!
dan mcenroe

yeah, i learned to interpret that as, "oh fuck, this is going to hurt"

some of the bigger boats i've been on it seemed like it would mean death. hope your friend is ok watertiger.


GravatarYou're just jibe talkin'.

you tellin' me lies?


GravatarI will happily put a Wombat for Pres bumper sticker on my car.

But please, not before 2011.


Gravatar
This one is an evergreen. Trust me, you will be amused.
Thers


Given how much of a fucking slacker I've become since the 2nd kid came along, evergreen is good.

BTW, My Lovely and Talented Wife Who is Smarter Than Me™ has returned from the UK, so my life is approaching what it considers normal.


Gravatargot the niece's bat mitzvah in the a.m.

No way! Tell her I said "slainte" which is Irish for "lachaiem."


GravatarI work across the street from an old graveyard.

I had amazing sex with this lovely French girl in a graveyard. Pouring rain. Yummy!


GravatarI Love my new stuff


GravatarI'm applying to the PhD program in Tallahassee, and if I get in we'll go there while I finish it;

now i'm jealous.

good luck, and you go girl.


Gravatarhope your friend is ok watertiger.

sidhra's crewmate.  there's a regatta in NYC this weekend. 

And Gromit, at some point, I'm gonna head to Portland and go sailing.  You should cross state lines!


Gravatarcool jeffraham

our mandolin is out of tune in the upper range. annoying


GravatarNo way! Tell her I said "slainte" which is Irish for "lachaiem."

I'll pour her a Guinness at the reception.



GravatarAnd Gromit, at some point, I'm gonna head to Portland and go sailing. You should cross state lines!

I'm game. And Sidhra's supposed to be coming to Burlington for sailmaking sometime.


Gravatarokay, that last scene in BSG was kinda gross.

(looks around to make sure Athenae isn't here)

I hate that show.
The Kenosha Kid


I despised the oroginal Battlestar Bonanzica (or Battlescarred Galaxitive, as one of the SF mags dubbed it), and never want to see the remake. I blieve you're the only other denizen of Eschatown I've heard say what I feel.


GravatarGiven how much of a fucking slacker I've become since the 2nd kid came along, evergreen is good.

Slacker, schmacker. Mostly it's just that what I saw so far cracks me up whenever I think of it. A slice of fried gold!


Gravatarthere's a regatta in NYC this weekend.

Where? My apartment overlooks Hellgate.

They never hold regattas around Hellgate. Wimps.


GravatarSweet dreams, Moonbats. Warm beds, loving arms, cool breezes, late mornings, hot coffee, nuzzling pets, good food, loving friends. So mote it be.


GravatarMy question is who did *not* participate in an orgy during a field trip in middle school?

I thought that was a ritual pretty much everywhere, like the paddling thing in that Dazed and Confused movie.


Gravatar
I had amazing sex with this lovely French girl in a graveyard.


Mireille? THat French in Action chick?


GravatarMy question is who did *not* participate in an orgy during a field trip in middle school?

I must have belonged to the wrong district.


GravatarThere is an old family cemetery in the woods about 75 feet from where i am presently sitting.

Hideously overgrown. We've been trying to clean it up off and on for 9 years that we've been here but there are limits to what we can do because we don't own the land so can't cut trees & such.

One corner contains flat red rocks, unmarked, stuck up in the same pattern as the head- and foot-stones are for the 'marked' graves. Might be the poor or might be slaves. West Tennessee, no way to be sure.


GravatarOur goldfish in chief is too stupid to know how to pour his own beer.

http://xoinks.com/mov/ view_video...334f44547494b5c


GravatarI'm game.

turns out that Sidhra and one of Simels' friends has a mutual acquaintance.


GravatarMy question is who did *not* participate in an orgy during a field trip in middle school?

I must have belonged to the wrong district.
r€nato, sprung


I went to an all-boys Catholic middle school. Oh, sure, there were orgies, but I wasn't all that interested...


Gravatarcharley: hey, you still here? keygen with TROJ alert.

Warez the beef?


GravatarOne corner contains flat red rocks, unmarked, stuck up in the same pattern as the head- and foot-stones are for the 'marked' graves. Might be the poor or might be slaves. West Tennessee, no way to be sure.

That sounds like an awesome place to fuck.


GravatarMy question is who did *not* participate in an orgy during a field trip in middle school?

Given that I went to a Jesuit high school, I'm really pretty fucking glad to say my answer to that question is NO.


GravatarMireille? THat French in Action chick?



...and on that note, I'm out. G'nite, kids.


GravatarI spent an interesting indian summer afternoon at the Big Bone Lick state park graveyard with a girl a long time ago.


Gravatarhttp://www.comcast.net/articles/...080515/ Obit.Law


I remember him in a little known 1968 film called "The Sargeant" with Rod Steiger.


Gravatar
They never hold regattas around Hellgate. Wimps.


such mild currents.

they're racing J24s in the outer Bay.


GravatarGiven that I went to a Jesuit high school,

res told me you went to Regis - I made it to the interview there but didn't get in. So, did I miss out on a golden opportunity or was it, as I suspected, a CIA front?


GravatarIt is true that the way their fans greet them when they mount the stage is thrust their forefingers in the air, point at the stage, shouting "You suck! You suck! suck!"

So I guess I won't post their "Summer Breeze" cover.

I saw them open at Jones Beach for Queensryche (who were truly godawful). Very weird venue for them with their black and dayglo green stuff.

They had their roadies take down their gear in the middle of the last song.
JayAckroyd | Homepage | 05.16.08 - 10:33 pm | #


Jay:
Atrios picked you for a reason. Perhaps the reason is to make us appreciate his musical taste more. I dunno.

They do remind me of people I knew from Park Slope when it was still a good place to get robbed by 12 year old thugs, though.


GravatarGot antivir?
.
Jeffraham Prestonian

yeah, that's how i know. but i haven't installed anything. trend micro says it's not destructive.


GravatarI got a tummy ache.

Enjoy the bat mitzvah watertiger. Say hi to la familia for me.

Buenas noches.


GravatarMissed orgies my whole life. Not a one. Were you looking for a word to describe the young Wombat, the word 'uninhibited' would not have leaped to your lips...


GravatarJebus, americans eat ALOT of corn every year.

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/ ima...OOD_GRAPHIC.gif


GravatarMy question is who did *not* participate in an orgy during a field trip in middle school?

You whippersnappers! Back in my day, we called them "Junior High Schools." Junior high schools NEVER had field trips. Everybody knows you 12-14 year olds can't go out in public!


GravatarOur goldfish in chief is too stupid to know how to pour his own beer.

http://xoinks.com/mov/ view_video...334f44547494b5c
Doug


His claims about quitting drinking are about as genuine as his claims of quitting golf.


GravatarThey had their roadies take down their gear in the middle of the last song.
JayAckroyd


If you do that again, I may be forced to assume control here.


GravatarYou know, I literally did lose my virginity in a graveyard. No kidding.


GravatarMy question is who did *not* participate in an orgy during a field trip in middle school?

I must have belonged to the wrong district.
r€nato, sprung


Uh, roger that...


GravatarBig Bone Lick State Park?

I think I've been there. It's a couple miles south of Lost Cherry Beach if I remember correctly.


GravatarAtrios has musical taste?


GravatarErinPDX: our mandolin is out of tune in the upper range. annoying

That's easily remedied, unless you have a shitty mandolin with shitty tuning keys.

charley: yeah, that's how i know. but i haven't installed anything. trend micro says it's not destructive.

Does Trend not prompt you to action (like, quarantine)?


GravatarMireille? THat French in Action chick?
Thers | Homepage | 05.16.08 - 10:47 pm | #

I don't know. She only spoke French.


Gravatarthe Big Bone Lick





I'm NOT going THERE!


Gravatarfor Queensryche (who were truly godawful)

No one could have predicted...


GravatarWere you looking for a word to describe the young Wombat, the word 'uninhibited' would not have leaped to your lips...

So we can rely on you on not line dancing or spontaneously massaging a foreign country's shoulders?


GravatarJay,


I suggest you try to keep those in reserve for the bad music video wars with Sadly, No and The Poorman. Now they will be prepared for what may have been a devastating first strike.


Gravatarhad amazing sex with this lovely French girl in a graveyard. Pouring rain. Yummy!
Gilly Gonzylon

So how long did it take to dig her up?


Gravatarres told me you went to Regis - I made it to the interview there but didn't get in. So, did I miss out on a golden opportunity or was it, as I suspected, a CIA front?

Total. Sausage. Fest.


GravatarI married a Brooklyn goth, but that, in itself, is not enough to allow me to appreciate Type O Negative.

Drugs might help, though. Do they still make quaaludes?


GravatarYou could do SO MUCH WORSE than my muxtape on this Friday partynight.
.


GravatarSo tell me liberals how am I suppose to let me son go to a public restroom by himself here in California now that we have "gay marriage"?


GravatarSo how long did it take to dig her up?
Ned krew Philia | 05.16.08 - 10:55 pm | #

Yuck!


GravatarYou know, I literally did lose my virginity in a graveyard. No kidding.

I hope it was not during an internment.


GravatarOh, there's some stuff already posted up above. Maybe we'll want to move upstairs, maybe not.

Thanks in advance.


GravatarI make Al Gore look like Fred Astaire...


GravatarSo tell me liberals how am I suppose to let me son go to a public restroom by himself here in California now that we have "gay marriage"?
Concerned Mom | 05.16.08 - 10:57 pm | #

Just tell him not to blow any guys in there.


GravatarTotal. Sausage. Fest.
Thers


Ugh. Chaminade was bad enough.

No wonder you were looking for action in a graveyard.


GravatarSo tell me liberals how am I suppose to let me son go to a public restroom by himself here in California now that we have "gay marriage"?

First make sure Larry Craig's not in there?


GravatarYou know, I literally did lose my virginity in a graveyard. No kidding.
Thers | Homepage | 05.16.08 - 10:54 pm | # [kill]​[hide comment]


I know. I saw the movie.


GravatarSo tell me liberals how am I suppose to let me son go to a public restroom by himself here in California now that we have "gay marriage"?
Concerned Mom

That didnt stop (R) Larry Craig now did it?


GravatarNed owes me a coke


GravatarSo tell me liberals how am I suppose to let me son go to a public restroom by himself here in California now that we have "gay marriage"?
Concerned Mom


Tell him not to use the stall next to a republican senator.


Gravatarthe Big Bone Lick





I'm NOT going THERE!


It's near Rabbit Hatch, the Salt Lick creek, and Beaver Lick, all real places.


GravatarPretty soon I'm gonna have a six pack.


GravatarI hope it was not during an internment.
leibniz leibkins


Interrment.

Internment is done to live people.

Is it so wrong?


GravatarThers: no consent issues, then?

You remind me of one of my dinner dates with Andrea Dworkin. She found the pizza at Chuck E. Cheese's excessivly partiarchic and coercive...


GravatarSo tell me liberals how am I suppose to let me son go to a public restroom by himself here in California now that we have "gay marriage"?

Arm him with a WiFi-enabled genital webcam. Should work out.
.


GravatarSo tell me liberals how am I suppose to let me son go to a public restroom by himself here in California now that we have "gay marriage"?


I was raped and impregnated in a public bathroom, California Mom.

Hope that eases your mind.


GravatarSo tell me liberals how am I suppose to let me son go to a public restroom by himself here in California now that we have "gay marriage"?

Put duct tape over his mouth and Krazy Glue his ass shut.


GravatarBack in the day, I made ficky-fick in a graveyard. Meh. One doesn't appreciate the irony at 16.


GravatarUgh. Cokes to all.

Hey, lying on my back with the laptop propped on my knees slows down my typing...


GravatarNed owes me a coke
r€nato, sprung


Indubetedly


GravatarKrazy Glue




GravatarNo wonder you were looking for action in a graveyard.

Well, I wasn't looking. I just sort of found it.

I hope that thoroughly satisfies any curiosity about further details.


GravatarSo tell me liberals how am I suppose to let me son go to a public restroom by himself here in California now that we have "gay marriage"?
Concerned Mom


Go with him and try to make a few bucks while he does his business.

Every little bit helps in a tight economy.


GravatarWell, I wasn't looking. I just sort of found it.

well that is certainly an alternative to the bar scene which I had never thought of before.


GravatarSo tell me liberals how am I suppose to let me son go to a public restroom by himself here in California now that we have "gay marriage"?

If you had raised him correctly, he wouldn't go looking for a husband in bathroom stalls.


GravatarWell, I wasn't looking. I just sort of found it.

well that is certainly an alternative to the bar scene which I had never thought of before.
r€nato, sprung


People are lonley and vulnerable after funerals.


Gravatarowls!!!!!!!!!!


GravatarMy boy dog has his ritual of circling the perimeter, warning all critters to keep off his turf...

Our female Lab, Luna, used to do that. She'd stop at spots along the edges of our property every night. We could hear her bark, then silence, then barking again when she moved to the next spot. She was our sentinel, keeping us safe.

I miss her.
.


GravatarA senile old fart named McCain
Has a flap-jaw mouth to restrain.
What pops in his head
Is immediately said
Whether inane, germain or profane.


GravatarSo tell me liberals how am I suppose to let me son go to a public restroom by himself here in California now that we have "gay marriage"?

Teach him to use a narrow stance.


GravatarSo tell me liberals how am I suppose to let me son go to a public restroom by himself here in California now that we have "gay marriage"?
Concerned Mom


Just bring him over to my house, we'll take care of the little stud.


GravatarWe've had gay marriage in Massachusetts for a few years now and I haven't read or heard of any problems in men's or ladies rooms. Don't go out of your way looking for trouble.

Concerned Mom: If this is your biggest concern--then your world is awful small.


GravatarBarney Frank is actually in a stable long-term relationship. Family values.


GravatarBarney Frank is actually in a stable long-term relationship. Family values.
ProfWombat | 05.16.08 - 11:06 pm | #

For wingers, accusation is confession.


Gravatarya know, a lb of chicken livers is a whole fucking bunch of chicken livers.


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