The first "l" is extraneous.
bo |
07.10.09 - 11:11 am | #
"What's this frothy brown lube-like substance, Mr. Santorum?"
plantsman, mad google skillz |
Homepage |
07.10.09 - 11:12 am | #
yeah my big thing with obama, why i like he so much, was a I though "here is a conlaw guy who will set things straight."
oh yeah also all those things he said on teh campaign trail . . . .heh. what a fool i was to believe.
euphronius failure |
07.10.09 - 11:12 am | #
remember when paperback fiction didnt cost $17
ah.
euphronius failure
Ace Doubles, 35˘...
Meanie-meanie,
I mean, really - what's the current-day equivalent - $2.50? Where are all of the $2.50 books?
I remembered that Archie Comics are to this day amongst the best-selling comics in the world - they never stopped selling Dollar Digests on supermarket racks.
Both DC and Marvel are seriously missing a trick not getting some of that space for themselves - so there are what? 150 years worth of Superman, Batman, and Spider-Man back issues they cant get on the racks for a $1.00 digest issue?
~
Meander |
Homepage |
07.10.09 - 11:12 am | #
yeah whats up with the parent paying blackmail money. didnt ensign get enough bribes?
pretzel |
07.10.09 - 11:12 am | #
The former top Bush administration official rejected that view,
saying that CIA officials kept nothing from Congress that should
have been communicated.
How about this idea? Everything should be communicated.
Hey, chill Atrios! You're on vacation! Run away from all computer connections with Ms. Atrios! Have fun!
David in NY |
07.10.09 - 11:12 am | #
Obama benchmarks
-Trade gap narrows to smallest in a decade
-Geithner to crack down on derivatives
-Fewer than expected file for unemployment
-AIG needs state money for bonusses
ccokz |
07.10.09 - 11:12 am | #
Obama benchmarks
-Trade gap narrows to smallest in a decade
-Geithner to crack down on derivatives
-Fewer than expected file for unemployment
-AIG needs state money for bonusses
(link)
ccokz |
07.10.09 - 11:13 am | #
Here's the original Harper's article describing the Family. I wonder if Ricky is a member.
(someone posted the link earlier, that person should get the h/t)
QL- |
Homepage |
07.10.09 - 11:13 am | #
You should be getting some snail mail today.
QL- |
Homepage |
07.10.09 - 11:15 am | #
NTodd,
Congrats on your mail from Pete. I have only managed to get ONE, (1) of my reps to write back and it was J. Spratt. Of course, I was still pissed at him for voting on the nondisclosure of ingredients and origin in foods.
PeasantParty,MADEINUSA |
07.10.09 - 11:15 am | #
Sen. Ensign admits parents gave money to mistress and family By Ashley Powers and Mark Z. Barabak(LAT)
The Nevada Republican's lawyer says $96,000 was given legally and ethically 'out of concern' for Cynthia Hampton's family. The revelations follow an interview in which her husband criticizes Ensign. http://ccoaler.blogspot.com/2009.../
gopensign.html
ccokz |
07.10.09 - 11:15 am | #
What is de minimis non curat lex?
Concerning little things the law does not care.
Also the tag line to a pretty funny dirty limerick.
David Derbes, optimistic |
07.10.09 - 11:15 am | #
there is also De micromis.
euphronius failure |
07.10.09 - 11:16 am | #
I imagine it is a philosophic principle that undergirds the ability of judges to throw out cases if the matter under centention is of no demonstrable material importance.
slartibartfast |
07.10.09 - 11:17 am | #
Funny, it's usually the big White Collar things people get away with. Like the banksters.
plantsman, mad google skillz |
Homepage |
07.10.09 - 11:17 am | #
De nanonis? De picotis?
slartibartfast |
07.10.09 - 11:17 am | #
So, this guy is on TeeVee talking about his wife like he's her pimp, and Ensign is going to Mummy and Daddsy for the cold cash to pay the...erm....woman for her...erm...
Could this get any sleazier for all involved? Could anyone of them be more shameful than they already are?
Rmj, Love Stupid Theologist |
07.10.09 - 11:17 am | #
What if Ensign's affair had been with a Labrador retriever?
Professor Wagstaff |
07.10.09 - 11:17 am | #
Whenever a fellow named Rex,
Flashed his very small organ of sex,
He always got off,
For the judges would scoff,
De minimis non curat lex.
David Derbes, optimistic |
07.10.09 - 11:17 am | #
What is de minimis non curat lex?
"That show on SciFi didn't add up to all that much."
Rmj, Love Stupid Theologist |
07.10.09 - 11:18 am | #
yeah refers to damages usually.
euphronius failure |
07.10.09 - 11:18 am | #
You should be getting some snail mail today.
I just walked out on the porch and saw it! Can I open it?
AndyG |
Homepage |
07.10.09 - 11:18 am | #
Could this get any sleazier for all involved? Could anyone of them be more shameful than they already are?
Rmj, Love Stupid Theologist
Careful, we asked this all during the Bush years -- there was never a low they couldn't undermine with a new low....
Gummo |
07.10.09 - 11:18 am | #
Why The Chinese Laughed At Geithner
By Paul Craig Roberts
If a person lives long enough, he can watch everyone forget everything they learned.
Everyone includes Federal Reserve Chairmen, economists, Bank of America "strategists," and even Bloomberg.com.
Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke thinks he can hold down US long-term interest rates by purchasing mortgage bonds and US Treasuries. Sixty years ago the Federal Reserve understood that this was an impossible feat. After an acrimonious public dispute with the US Treasury, in 1951 the Federal Reserve forced an "Accord" on the government that eliminated the Fed’s obligation to monetize Treasury debt in order to hold down long term interest rates.
President Truman and Treasury Secretary John Snyder wanted to protect World War II bond purchasers by preventing any rise in interest rates, which would mean a decline in the price of the bonds.
The Fed understood that monetizing the debt to hold down interest rates meant loss of control over the money supply. The policy of suppressing interest rates could only work until the financial markets anticipated rising inflation and bid down the bond prices. If the Fed responded by buying more Treasuries, the money supply and inflation would rise faster.
Since Fed Chairman Bernanke announced his plan to purchase $1 trillion in mortgage and Treasury bonds in order to help the housing market with low interest rates, interest rates have risen. When will the Fed remember that printing money does not lower long-term interest rates?
According to Bloomberg (June 3), Bank of America strategists are recommending that investors buy Fannie Mae bonds because the rise in interest rates means the Fed will ramp up its purchases in order to prevent rising interest rates from adversely impacting the struggling housing market. When will financial gurus remember that printing money does not lower interest rates?
Treasury Secretary Geithner is another economic incompetent. He told China that he stood for a "strong dollar," but that China should let its currency appreciate relative to the dollar, which, of course, would mean a weaker dollar. He simultaneously told China that their investments in US Treasury bonds were safe.
Brian from Ohio |
07.10.09 - 11:19 am | #
Nope. Couldn't get any more Republican, either.
plantsman, mad google skillz |
Homepage |
07.10.09 - 11:19 am | #
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha
Brian from Ohio |
07.10.09 - 11:19 am | #
Careful, we asked this all during the Bush years -- there was never a low they couldn't undermine with a new low....
Gummo
Word.
David Derbes, optimistic |
07.10.09 - 11:19 am | #
ok that was too easy:
The doctrine of de minimis non curat lex, or “the law doesn’t concern
itself with trifles,” is a venerable maxim that is part of the established background of legal principles against which all enactments are adopted.
Funny, it's usually the big White Collar things people get away with. Like the banksters.
plantsman, mad google skillz | Homepage | 07.10.09 - 11:17 am | #
yeah the de minimis stuff. now sleeping under bridges...
pretzel |
07.10.09 - 11:20 am | #
Why The Chinese Laughed At Geithner...
It apparently did not dawn on the US Treasury Secretary that if Chinese money is rising in value relative to the US dollar, the value of Chinese investments in dollar-denominated US Treasury bonds is falling.
Congressional Democrats are proving themselves to be as stupid as the Republicans. According to the Associated Press, the Democrats have reached agreement to appropriate another $100 billion to continue the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan through the end of the year.
What are the Democrats thinking?
Brian from Ohio |
07.10.09 - 11:20 am | #
Paul Craig Roberts was Assistant Secretary of the Treasury during President Reagan’s first term. He was Associate Editor of the Wall Street Journal. He has held numerous academic appointments, including the William E. Simon Chair, Center for Strategic and International Studies, Georgetown University, and Senior Research Fellow, Hoover Institution, Stanford University. He was awarded the Legion of Honor by French President Francois Mitterrand. He is the author of Supply-Side Revolution : An Insider's Account of Policymaking in Washington; Alienation and the Soviet Economy and Meltdown: Inside the Soviet Economy, and is the co-author with Lawrence M. Stratton of The Tyranny of Good Intentions : How Prosecutors and Bureaucrats Are Trampling the Constitution in the Name of Justice. Click here for Peter Brimelow’s Forbes Magazine interview with Roberts about the recent epidemic of prosecutorial misconduct.
Brian from Ohio |
07.10.09 - 11:20 am | #
Later, y'all...
David Derbes, optimistic |
07.10.09 - 11:21 am | #
I just walked out on the porch and saw it! Can I open it?
AndyG
Sure, it's not an xmas present.
Unless you're afraid it will bring bad luck.
QL- |
Homepage |
07.10.09 - 11:21 am | #
a good example is how ONE pubic hair on a coke can will be de minimis, but maybe 3 will be recognized by the court.
euphronius failure |
07.10.09 - 11:21 am | #
"That show on SciFi didn't add up to all that much."
Rmj, Love Stupid Theologist | 07.10.09 - 11:18 am | #
but now it's the new improved syfy
pretzel |
07.10.09 - 11:21 am | #
"Because they're Buttles; identical Buttles and you'll find........."
plantsman, mad google skillz |
Homepage |
07.10.09 - 11:21 am | #
"Santorum" and "Ethics"
Do not compute!
Terry C - Castrating B*tch |
07.10.09 - 11:22 am | #
OT but...
Happy 153rd Birthday Nikola Tesla!!
GuyInMilwaukee |
Homepage |
07.10.09 - 11:22 am | #
Okay, now I know what that means, I can laugh at Derbe's little rhyme
Tlazolteotl |
07.10.09 - 11:22 am | #
Leaking Santorum
staunch_hillbilly |
07.10.09 - 11:22 am | #
Unless you're afraid it will bring bad luck.
Hmmm...
Oooh, I just opened it. The yellow is the EXACT yellow that I'm painting the room. Thank you soooooooo much...and Shetus thanks you too.
AndyG |
Homepage |
07.10.09 - 11:22 am | #
Ah, the Ethics and Public Policy Center.
Wish I could write to the Penthouse Forum on that stationary.
Jay C. |
07.10.09 - 11:23 am | #
does syfy rhyme with "stiffy" or do you still pronounce it "sigh fie"
pretzel |
07.10.09 - 11:23 am | #
They missed a bet when they didn't name it "Skiffy."
Randomfactor |
07.10.09 - 11:24 am | #
Same pronunciation, for now.
plantsman, mad google skillz |
Homepage |
07.10.09 - 11:24 am | #
Author of Supply-Side Revolution.
FAIL
Which explains why Brian from Ohio is such a huge fan.
Apprentice to Darth Holden |
07.10.09 - 11:24 am | #
"What are the Democrats thinking?
Brian from Ohio "
Hell, if I know. They should apologize to those countries and tell them the stupid repug and NeoCons did that mess to them. We should leave right now and let them take care of their own bidness!
PeasantParty,MADEINUSA |
07.10.09 - 11:24 am | #
You crazy kids.
It'll suffice until we decide on a name...five days or so after she's born.
AndyG |
Homepage |
07.10.09 - 11:24 am | #
A masculine child would be "Cletus."
Jay C. |
07.10.09 - 11:25 am | #
Author of Supply-Side Revolution.
Andrew Mellon?
euphronius failure |
07.10.09 - 11:25 am | #
I see Brian from Ohio is off his meds again.
Terry C - Castrating B*tch |
Homepage |
07.10.09 - 11:26 am | #
Brain from Ohio,
how is the job working out?
still employed at wendy's?
euphronius failure |
07.10.09 - 11:26 am | #
Okay, no peeking. Who do you think wrote this about Palin?
“The elites hate her.” The elites made her. It was the elites of the party, the McCain campaign and the conservative media that picked her and pushed her. The base barely knew who she was. It was the elites, from party operatives to public intellectuals, who advanced her and attacked those who said she lacked heft. She is a complete elite confection. She might as well have been a bonbon.
“She makes the Republican Party look inclusive.” She makes the party look stupid, a party of the easily manipulated.
BlueinColorado |
07.10.09 - 11:27 am | #
Brian from Ohio is Killfiled, over here.
plantsman, mad google skillz |
Homepage |
07.10.09 - 11:28 am | #
So cute - I'm in the middle of doing this (yet another) NEH grant application, when I get an entirely unsolicited email from the people who maintain the NEH's major collection of research sites, telling me how much they love GWPDA. Actually, first I got one email. Then, a second one from another person....
GWPDA yclept Damaged Historian |
07.10.09 - 11:28 am | #
mccain picked Lieberman.
the religious right picked palin.
euphronius failure |
07.10.09 - 11:28 am | #
"Mentos" would also be masculine.
plantsman, mad google skillz |
Homepage |
07.10.09 - 11:29 am | #
as an aside,
i have no desire to read an oped from Bono.
euphronius failure |
07.10.09 - 11:29 am | #
was that noonan?
pretzel |
07.10.09 - 11:29 am | #
Peggy Noonan.
plantsman, mad google skillz |
Homepage |
07.10.09 - 11:30 am | #
I wouldn't have wanted Droopy as VP, either; farking turncoat.
plantsman, mad google skillz |
Homepage |
07.10.09 - 11:31 am | #
And John, her ass is way better than Joe's."
plantsman, mad google skillz |
Homepage |
07.10.09 - 11:32 am | #
.mccain picked Lieberman.
the religious right picked palin.
euphronius failure
The party elites thought Palin would make a great figurehead, being good-looking, enough of a crook to play ball with them, and enough of a fundie to appeal to the ignorant base. They apparently overlooked the fact that she had no knowledge or skills whatsoever commensurate with the office for which she was being promoted, a fact that they can't possibly hide from the bulk of the electorate. Now, however, the 28%er ignorant base is in totally love with her, and they have a real problem on their hands. It couldn't happen to a nicer set of party bosses.
slartibartfast |
07.10.09 - 11:32 am | #
Danged tags!
plantsman, mad google skillz |
Homepage |
07.10.09 - 11:32 am | #
Happy 153rd Birthday Nikola Tesla!!
GuyInMilwaukee
Fitting, because last night I watched Dr Who, "The Androids of Tara", and the actor who played Prince Reinhart could have been his double. Sort of halfway between Frank Zappa and Errol Flynn...
Meanie-meanie, tickle a person |
07.10.09 - 11:32 am | #
Gomer sez: SURPRISE, SURPRISE, SURPRISE!
'WASHINGTON (AP) -- Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner say the enormous scale of the financial derivatives market helped to cripple the U.S. economy and that greater oversight is needed to make sure it does not happen again.
Geithner is testifying before the House Financial Services Committee and House Agricultural Committee.
In his opening remarks, he said establishing a comprehensive framework to monitor the complex financial instruments is "crucial to laying the foundation for a safer, more stable financial system."
Derivatives are financial instruments whose values are based on something else, such as a mortgage-backed security or a commodity like oil.' snip
PeasantParty,MADEINUSA |
07.10.09 - 11:33 am | #
You guys are good. I didn't even get to post the revised Flipper lyrics I was thinking of as a hint.
BlueinColorado |
07.10.09 - 11:33 am | #
hmm well as somebody said that actually makes sense. im always surprised when a republican makes sense, and slightly suspicious--what's in it for them?
pretzel |
07.10.09 - 11:33 am | #
gimme a K question.
im reviewing Ks right now.
euphronius failure |
07.10.09 - 11:33 am | #
hmm well as somebody said that actually makes sense. im always surprised when a republican makes sense, and slightly suspicious--what's in it for them?
pretzel | 07.10.09 - 11:33 am | # [kill][hide comment]
i awlays assume it is when they have column inches to fill and now direct propaganda directive to go off of
euphronius failure |
07.10.09 - 11:34 am | #
gimme a K question.
When can I use parol evidence to define the terms of a contract?
Jay C. |
07.10.09 - 11:35 am | #
I see Brian from Ohio is off his meds again.
Terry C - Castrating B*tch
I prescribe killfile...
Meanie-meanie, tickle a person |
07.10.09 - 11:35 am | #
Noonan is crazy and eevil but not so stupid. She seems to grasp the realities of political strategy.
slartibartfast |
07.10.09 - 11:35 am | #
Happy 153rd Birthday Nikola Tesla!!
GuyInMilwaukee
ah that explains the google home page
C/T, translator |
Homepage |
07.10.09 - 11:35 am | #
ok a cereal qustion fill in the blank
special _
pretzel |
07.10.09 - 11:35 am | #
How do you write a K in cursive?
C/T, translator |
Homepage |
07.10.09 - 11:36 am | #
What is the German word for potato?
slartibartfast |
07.10.09 - 11:36 am | #
Must eat. Later, good people.
plantsman, mad google skillz |
Homepage |
07.10.09 - 11:36 am | #
gimme a K question.
What adjective would you use to best describe the sound of a K-Car's engine?
AndyG |
Homepage |
07.10.09 - 11:36 am | #
True or false: Roger Clemens gave all of his sons names beginning with the letter "K."
Jay C. |
07.10.09 - 11:37 am | #
Okay, no peeking. Who do you think wrote this about Palin?
The exploding wingnut heads in the comments are to be savored.
DFH in Dubrovnik |
07.10.09 - 11:37 am | #
When can I use parol evidence to define the terms of a contract?
Jay C. "
ANYTIME! A contract is a legal, binding agreement between two parties. It states that one party will do something in return for some type of consideration.
Considering what your consideration might be, you can consider anything you'd like as long as the agreement is palatable to both parties.
PeasantParty,MADEINUSA |
07.10.09 - 11:37 am | #
how many k's does the average wall st associate make a year?
pretzel |
07.10.09 - 11:37 am | #
ANYTIME! A contract is a legal, binding agreement between two parties. It states that one party will do something in return for some type of consideration.
You just made Baby Lawyer Jesus cry.
Jay C. |
07.10.09 - 11:38 am | #
What's a funnier K sound: Fehcactah, or Keokuck?
BlueinColorado |
07.10.09 - 11:38 am | #
True or false: Roger Clemens gave all of his sons names beginning with the letter "K."
...Just dropped in to consider what condition my consideration was in...
slartibartfast |
07.10.09 - 11:38 am | #
Someone tells you either your brains or your signature will be on a contract. What do you do?
C/T, translator |
Homepage |
07.10.09 - 11:38 am | #
lets see parol evidence ok if there isnt complete integration of the K or the court thinks thre is a mistake as to terms or someone alleged fraud?
euphronius failure |
07.10.09 - 11:39 am | #
How do you know if something is kosher?
C/T, translator |
Homepage |
07.10.09 - 11:40 am | #
Someone tells you either your brains or your signature will be on a contract. What do you do?
C/T, translator | Homepage | 07.10.09 - 11:38 am | # [ki
sign and then later avoid the K by pleading coercion.
euphronius failure |
07.10.09 - 11:40 am | #
I mean, really - what's the current-day equivalent - $2.50? Where are all of the $2.50 books?
Well, lessee, cigs were 25˘, bread was 19˘, gas was 29˘, so...about double the inflation rate for books, eh?
One funny thing, 45s were a buck, albums $3.95 +or-. Quite a bit less than the IR there...
Meanie-meanie, tickle a person |
07.10.09 - 11:40 am | #
you can avoid the k, but can you avoid the contractor they'll send after u?
pretzel |
07.10.09 - 11:41 am | #
"...I watched an episode of "Matlock" at a bar last night. The sound was down, but I think I got the gist of it."
AndyG |
Homepage |
07.10.09 - 11:41 am | #
JeeBus! I didn't mean to. Just make sure the contract is read and signed by all parties involved. Oh yeah, don't forget to have witnesses and a magic seal of approved public viewing of the acts.
PeasantParty,MADEINUSA |
07.10.09 - 11:42 am | #
If my advertisement states that I will give the job to the first person who rides a donkey onto my lawn, am I obligated to give the job to the first donkey-rider after I fill the position through other means?
Jay C. |
07.10.09 - 11:42 am | #
im trying to remember what hardsbacks were, seems like 7 or 8 bucks, but i usually bought pbs for 1.50.
pretzel |
07.10.09 - 11:42 am | #
You guys sound like you're gunning for a position at the White House Department of Law.
DFH in Dubrovnik |
07.10.09 - 11:42 am | #
A contract is in 18 point font except for one section, which is in 2 point font. Which part should you read first?
C/T, translator |
Homepage |
07.10.09 - 11:44 am | #
Screw that! How many broads do I get?!!
Diamond Joe Quimby |
07.10.09 - 11:44 am | #
Is there a gun at your head?
slartibartfast |
07.10.09 - 11:44 am | #
America does not have talent.
May I sue David Hasseloff?
C/T, translator |
Homepage |
07.10.09 - 11:45 am | #
What are the provisions for conferring a knighthood?
GWPDA yclept Damaged Historian |
07.10.09 - 11:45 am | #
"If my advertisement states that I will give the job to the first person who rides a donkey onto my lawn, am I obligated to give the job to the first donkey-rider after I fill the position through other means?
Jay C."
Ummm. Yes. You are obligated. So where did the additional position come from and does it pay the same? If not, youze in big Doo-Doo. Dude!
PeasantParty,MADEINUSA |
07.10.09 - 11:45 am | #
If my advertisement states that I will give the job to the first person who rides a donkey onto my lawn, am I obligated to give the job to the first donkey-rider after I fill the position through other means?
Jay C. | 07.10.09 - 11:42 am | # [kill][hide comme
unilateral contracts can only be accepted by complete performance. here there was complete performance with no revocation fo the offer.
so yes.
euphronius failure |
07.10.09 - 11:45 am | #
Grandma is in a home and suffering from well-documented dementia. She briefly rises into a lucid state, and gifts over the cash in her bank account to the Church of Scientology, before croaking. What options does grandchild A (who stood to inherit everything under the will) have?
Jay C. |
07.10.09 - 11:46 am | #
unilateral contracts can only be accepted by complete performance. here there was complete performance with no revocation fo the offer.
so whats the remedy?
pretzel |
07.10.09 - 11:46 am | #
"you should have PA pay for your kids homeschooling when you live in another state"-Rick Santorum's letter to John Ensign
jr |
07.10.09 - 11:47 am | #
he can join the church of scientology and rise through the ranks to become finance minister and then embezzle the money back.
pretzel |
07.10.09 - 11:48 am | #
I need a remedy, huh yeah yeah.
annie |
Homepage |
07.10.09 - 11:48 am | #
so whats the remedy?
pretzel | 07.10.09 - 11:46 am | # [kill][hide com
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in this case it would probably be restitution as expectation damages would be too vauge.
euphronius failure |
07.10.09 - 11:48 am | #
Grandma is in a home and suffering from well-documented dementia. She briefly rises into a lucid state, and gifts over the cash in her bank account to the Church of Scientology, before croaking. What options does grandchild A (who stood to inherit everything under the will) have?
Jay C. | 07.10.09 - 11:46 am | # [kill][hide comment]
i dont know.
euphronius failure |
07.10.09 - 11:49 am | #
Biden is a real schmuck. Especially, when compared to Hillary or Obama.
sayin' |
07.10.09 - 11:49 am | #
those donkeys eat a lot, and he rode it all the way from bethlehem.
pretzel |
07.10.09 - 11:49 am | #
Heh...Pawlenty is polling the same (1%) as Haley Barbour for 2012 prez, lower than "some other candidate".
AndyG |
Homepage |
07.10.09 - 11:49 am | #
The scroll troll, also in a brief window of lucidity, offersto stop posting and to pay $5 to each commenter he annoyed on a particular thread. He later revokes this offer by dropping leaflets from a zepellin parked over WTC7. Must he still pay the money?
Jay C. |
07.10.09 - 11:49 am | #
hmm can people regain their lucidity from dementia? is it possible that she was competent?
pretzel |
07.10.09 - 11:50 am | #
The scroll troll, also in a brief window of lucidity, offersto stop posting and to pay $5 to each commenter he annoyed on a particular thread. He later revokes this offer by dropping leaflets from a zepellin parked over WTC7. Must he still pay the money?
no. there was no K because the other commenters never gave consideration in the form of a baragined for legal detriment.
euphronius failure |
07.10.09 - 11:51 am | #
"Grandma is in a home and suffering from well-documented dementia. She briefly rises into a lucid state, and gifts over the cash in her bank account to the Church of Scientology, before croaking. What options does grandchild A (who stood to inherit everything under the will) have?
Jay C."
If granny is in a home with doced dementia then she more than likely has had a guardianship or power of attorney given to a family member. Said family member should hold all the strings until death.
PeasantParty,MADEINUSA |
07.10.09 - 11:51 am | #
He later revokes this offer by dropping leaflets from a zepellin parked over WTC7. Must he still pay the money?
Jay C. | 07.10.09 - 11:49 am | #
im guessing no, unless michael jackson just died, in which case nobody could be expected to notice.
pretzel |
07.10.09 - 11:52 am | #
totally off topic, but because it makes me so mad I'll post it anyway...
The Washington Post has a piece on its web site today about the God-awful F-22 Raptor, a lemon of an aircraft that we are all paying about $350 million apiece for.
Seems that for every hour the jet spends in the air, it spends 34 hours in maintenance — making it the most expensive-to-fly jet in Air Force history. It flat doesn't work and the Air Force wants to build more than the initial 187 we've already been duped into buying.
well yeah bad Q because the answer was in teh question, Dingdong
euphronius failure |
07.10.09 - 11:53 am | #
It flat doesn't work and the Air Force wants to build more than the initial 187 we've already been duped into buying.
More wingnut welfare!
Tlazolteotl |
07.10.09 - 11:54 am | #
Posted on Friday, July 10, 2009 11:29:13 AM by Gopher Broke
An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had once failed an entire class.
That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.
The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama's plan".
All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one would fail and no one would receive an A.
After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy.
As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little. The second test average was a D! No one was happy.
When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.
The scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.
All failed, to their great surprise, and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed.
Could not be any simpler than that.
Did you dream up this fucking lie all by yourself, Gopher?
Lime Rickey |
07.10.09 - 11:54 am | #
dropping leaflets from a zepellin
Littering charge. Also, the zeppellin would prolly be forced to land by those f16 things and he'd get in lots of trouble for taking the zepp over NY and scaring people.
annie |
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07.10.09 - 11:54 am | #
No, I saw "the Song Remains the Same" and they let zeppelins into NYC.
Jay C. |
07.10.09 - 11:54 am | #
Yeah, because tomatoes are "tomaten", I asked if potatoes were "potaten", and got heartily laughed at.
plantsman, mad google skillz |
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07.10.09 - 11:55 am | #
Jay C,
What time is it?
PeasantParty,MADEINUSA |
07.10.09 - 11:55 am | #
Hey, I dunno the answers, just the issues. That's the mindset!
Jay C. |
07.10.09 - 11:56 am | #
Of course the troll doesn't have to pay. Even the ones who did not have the troll killfiled just scrolled past and rolled their eyes.....
Tlazolteotl |
07.10.09 - 11:56 am | #
i wish theyd bring back zeppelins, assuming the little exploding fireball from hell problem can be fixed.
pretzel |
07.10.09 - 11:56 am | #
What time is it?
I would imagine it is getting close to "Lunch Thread- Enjoy" time.
Jay C. |
07.10.09 - 11:56 am | #
ah that explains the google home page
C/T, translator
Google's cuteness isn't that cute, anymore...
Meanie-meanie, tickle a person |
07.10.09 - 11:56 am | #
tomato, tomaten, potato, potaten, let's call the whole thing off!
Tlazolteotl |
07.10.09 - 11:57 am | #
He later revokes this offer by dropping leaflets from a zepellin parked over WTC7. Must he still pay the money?
Depends on if there was a "stand-down" order extant. . .
Just Anonymous |
07.10.09 - 11:57 am | #
It's been fixed: helium is virtually inert, and doesn't explode or burn.
plantsman, mad google skillz |
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07.10.09 - 11:57 am | #
"Hey, I dunno the answers, just the issues. That's the mindset!
Jay C."
In that case, both Euph and I are right. It's simple contract law.
PeasantParty,MADEINUSA |
07.10.09 - 11:57 am | #
i wish theyd bring back zeppelins, assuming the little exploding fireball from hell problem can be fixed.
You could use helium instead of hydrogen
Tlazolteotl |
07.10.09 - 11:57 am | #
i wish theyd bring back zeppelins, assuming the little exploding fireball from hell problem can be fixed.
pretzel
Helium, not hydrodogen. (I believe the problem has been rectified)
DWD-YDWETAKIT? |
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07.10.09 - 11:57 am | #
You're not supposed to 'google' anymore. You either 'bing' or 'cuil' it!
AndyG |
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07.10.09 - 11:58 am | #
I would imagine it is getting close to "Lunch Thread- Enjoy" time.
Jay C.
Isn't that tapas time in Barcelona?
BlueinColorado |
07.10.09 - 11:58 am | #
DWD owes me an elemental coke!
Tlazolteotl |
07.10.09 - 11:58 am | #
Tlazolteotl
I am having coffee, want one?
DWD-YDWETAKIT? |
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07.10.09 - 11:58 am | #
i dont remember what the problem with the heidelberg was, guess i could google it.
pretzel |
07.10.09 - 11:58 am | #
An economics professor at a local college...
a) An old, OLD story,
b) a fucking lie, and
c) FAIL on understanding political systems.
~
Meander |
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07.10.09 - 11:58 am | #
I am going to guess that the latest illegal, immoral program started by the Bush junta was started before 9/11 just like the illegal wiretapping was.
George Johnston |
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07.10.09 - 11:58 am | #
Isn't that tapas time in Barcelona?
BlueinColorado
What day is it? A bad day to be a weird-looking crustacean. Atrios is on the prowl!
Jay C. |
07.10.09 - 11:58 am | #
Hey, I dunno the answers, just the issues. That's the mindset!
Jay C. | 07.10.09 - 11:56 am | # [kill][hide comme
Actually, we both owe Plantsman, eh?
DWD-YDWETAKIT? |
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07.10.09 - 11:59 am | #
er, people flunk out of school in socialist countries, too.
Moe Szyslak |
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07.10.09 - 11:59 am | #
Um, I typed helium first, doods.
plantsman, mad google skillz |
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07.10.09 - 11:59 am | #
Leaking Sandorum
Excellent band name.
I liked their cover of,
"Ricky Don't Loose That Number"
macacawitz |
07.10.09 - 11:59 am | #
Ensign: "Mommy, can I have a $100G to make my mistress go away?"
cosmosis the shodan |
07.10.09 - 11:59 am | #
The problem with the Hindenburg is that it was a large flammable gasbag with a static coating. Sort of like Rush.
Tlazolteotl |
07.10.09 - 11:59 am | #
dropping leaflets from a zepellin
Is it the Graf Zeppelin or the Hindenburg?
General Zod |
07.10.09 - 11:59 am | #
i dont remember what the problem with the heidelberg was, guess i could google it.
pretzel
The Hindenburg? (Problem was hydrogen gas is very flammable - it flamed)
DWD-YDWETAKIT? |
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07.10.09 - 12:00 pm | #
I'm really beginning to despise this Geithner guy.
macacawitz |
07.10.09 - 12:00 pm | #
macacawitz,
I prefer, Ricky you so fine, you blow my mind. Hey Ricky!
PeasantParty,MADEINUSA |
07.10.09 - 12:00 pm | #
c) FAIL on understanding political systems.
~
and economics and a few other things as well. I do love to imagine the little glimmer in K-Lo's or Pantload's eyes when they first read that and think "I've got them now!" as they tear into a celebratory packet of RIng-Dings
BlueinColorado |
07.10.09 - 12:00 pm | #
Kinda interesting:
UBC Researchers Explain Why Females Are Better Off Choosing Unattractive Mates
Many groups of animals, including humans, have an “XY” sex-determining system through which the father determines the sex of the offspring -- the offspring is female if it receives an X chromosome from the father, and vice versa. For these species, the chromosome on which flashy displays is coded will determine whether the sons or the daughters inherit the physical trait.
“If the genes coding for flashy displays are on the X, the genes from a sexy dad only appear in his daughters, making them visible to predators without improving their reproductive success, and thus favouring the evolution of preferences for dull males."
“Females in XY species -- including humans -- should therefore prefer bland males, because they produce more fit daughters.”
My expensive jet is a colossal waste of money, but my lobbyist
used to approve contracts at the Petagon. Do I still get the contract?
C/T, translator |
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07.10.09 - 12:00 pm | #
OH DEAR -- she's young enough to be his daughter.
And 16-year-old Mayara Tavares will no doubt be a little bemused about how she managed to grab the attention of Barack Obama at the G8 summit in Italy.
But it looks like the world's most powerful man will have a little explaining to do when wife Michelle sees the picture that is raising chuckles -- and eyebrows -- around the world.
Obama has less class than Clinton.
sayin' |
07.10.09 - 12:00 pm | #
The problem with the Hindenburg is that it was a large flammable gasbag with a static coating. Sort of like Rush.
Tlazolteotl
Can you ask Rush to visit Lakehurst NJ soon?
General Zod |
07.10.09 - 12:00 pm | #
I am having a Vietnamese coffee (sua da) this morning, DWD, thanks anyway. But you could pass it to plantsman.
Plantsman, would a coke zero also work for you?
Tlazolteotl |
07.10.09 - 12:01 pm | #
Remember when the Goodyear blimp cruised NFL games and shot from above?
plantsman, mad google skillz |
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07.10.09 - 12:01 pm | #
I'm good as is, axshully.
plantsman, mad google skillz |
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07.10.09 - 12:01 pm | #
i dont remember what the problem with the heidelberg was, guess i could google it.
pretzel
If you googled it, the problem would change.
Moe Szyslak |
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07.10.09 - 12:01 pm | #
depends CT
how much of the jet have you built on reasonable reliance of the K?
euphronius failure |
07.10.09 - 12:01 pm | #
they still do that Senor Plants.
euphronius failure |
07.10.09 - 12:02 pm | #
Neuter the fucking blue dogs!
JT |
07.10.09 - 12:02 pm | #
euphronius failure ,
We both were right. As I said above, it's basic contract law.
PeasantParty,MADEINUSA |
07.10.09 - 12:02 pm | #
If you googled it, the problem would change.
Moe Szyslak
that was better than the joke I was going to post.
George Johnston |
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07.10.09 - 12:02 pm | #
sayin, it was an optical illusion and your mind is in the gutter. Enjoy Killfile, twit.
plantsman, mad google skillz |
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07.10.09 - 12:02 pm | #
A defense lobbyist offers my congressman membership in his private club if the congressman votes a certain way. After the vote, the lobbyist declines to extend membership to the congressman. Did they have an enforceable bargain?
Jay C. |
07.10.09 - 12:02 pm | #
when I get an entirely unsolicited email from the people who maintain the NEH's major collection of research sites, telling me how much they love GWPDA
I don't have the K yet. But I donate to many election campaigns.
C/T, translator |
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07.10.09 - 12:03 pm | #
A defense lobbyist offers my congressman membership in his private club if the congressman votes a certain way. After the vote, the lobbyist declines to extend membership to the congressman. Did they have an enforceable bargain?
Jay C. | 07.10.09 - 12:02 pm | # [kil
euphronius failure |
07.10.09 - 12:03 pm | #
Remember when the Goodyear blimp cruised NFL games and shot from above?
plantsman, mad google skillz
Didn't they knock that off shortly after the book Black Sunday came out?
Or did I just invent a new Urban Legend...
Meanie-meanie, tickle a person |
07.10.09 - 12:03 pm | #
I don't watch much football, and we don't have an NFL team in Portland, so I see few blimps.
plantsman, mad google skillz |
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07.10.09 - 12:04 pm | #
Jay C
Void for public policy. and illegal act is not valid consideration. in this case the illegal act would be voting a certain way based on a bribe.
euphronius failure |
07.10.09 - 12:04 pm | #
When we see the blimp over the city, it means that stupid Fox is covering the baseball game. It's a bad omen.
Jay C. |
07.10.09 - 12:04 pm | #
You can't enforce a contract that mandates an illegal act.
Tlazolteotl |
07.10.09 - 12:04 pm | #
to waht question?
euphronius failure
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All of them!
PeasantParty,MADEINUSA |
07.10.09 - 12:04 pm | #
Can you ask Rush to visit Lakehurst NJ soon?
General Zod
correct, and sometimes the bar questions are that blatant.
Jay C. |
07.10.09 - 12:05 pm | #
It's only a matter of when until Coburn or one of the other cultists in the Family go Jim Jones in the house.
cosmosis the shodan |
07.10.09 - 12:05 pm | #
I am negotiating a large defense contract. Paties are my corp, the government, and a third party supplier. At the last minute another bidder appears.
Question: What temperature should my hot tub be?
C/T, translator |
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07.10.09 - 12:05 pm | #
Ensign: "Mommy, can I have a $100G to make my mistress go away?"
cosmosis the shodan
/rummages through purse/ "I'm sorry dear, I've only got 96K on me. Will that do?"
dmark |
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07.10.09 - 12:05 pm | #
Jay C,
Nope. It was not written and witnessed by the herds and notarized by the viewer of all hands.
PeasantParty,MADEINUSA |
07.10.09 - 12:05 pm | #
Question: What temperature should my hot tub be?
C/T
Who is obligated to buy the first eight ball?
Jay C. |
07.10.09 - 12:05 pm | #
People are starting to send me "did you get my email?" emails.
Moe Szyslak |
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07.10.09 - 12:06 pm | #
Neuter the fucking blue dogs!
JT
Dogs? Goats. Goat blowers, in fact.
"The Mickey Kaucus"...
Meanie-meanie, tickle a person |
07.10.09 - 12:06 pm | #
at least i didnt call it the heisenberg. anyway, googling it, it was almost named the hitler.
pretzel |
07.10.09 - 12:06 pm | #
/rummages through purse/ "I'm sorry dear, I've only got 96K on me. Will that do?"
dmark
The figure was arrived at due to gift tax exemption limits, I'm afraid.
noblejoanie |
07.10.09 - 12:07 pm | #
Ensign: "Mommy, this girl won't leave me alone. Can I have $100G's to make her move away?"
cosmosis the shodan |
07.10.09 - 12:07 pm | #
I can't take hot tubs as hot as many people, I start feeling "cooked."
plantsman, mad google skillz |
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07.10.09 - 12:07 pm | #
It's only a matter of when until Coburn or one of the other cultists in the Family go Jim Jones in the house.
cosmosis the shodan
"Hurry, hurry, my caucus, before they return..... come up and drink the kool aid.... hurry my children, it's for the bast...."
General Zod |
07.10.09 - 12:07 pm | #
Idle thought: If Obama wants to succeed, he had best come home and starting busting heads.
But maybe he does not want to succeed because that would be fucking uncivil and not bipartisan at all. . . .
DWD-YDWETAKIT? |
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07.10.09 - 12:07 pm | #
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QuentinCompson, Retributionary |
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07.10.09 - 12:07 pm | #
hmm wonder how fast blimps travelled.
pretzel |
07.10.09 - 12:08 pm | #
Moe, I think that NetZero House would be perfect for a Ceeb segment.
plantsman, mad google skillz |
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07.10.09 - 12:08 pm | #
The Metrodome used to have a mini zeppelin that would fly around dropping t-shirts on the drunken, unwashed masses. Good times.
AndyG |
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07.10.09 - 12:09 pm | #