HULK SMASH
Peace
Fuck Bush. Hail California - Certified Teachers Rule
purse
Tucker's last show - hoot him off the stage.
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(I am still laughing about the fundies hitting the ceiling right now)
arguing that Tsongas' plan could cause Iraqi factions to recoil in self-defense
Don't we want iraqi factions to, like, do self-defense?
Oy.
He's been the wanker of the week, hasn't he?
his wanking is legion of late
Miss Thing has no patience for O'Hanlon.
I know wankers, and O'H is no Toby Putzhole.
O'Hanlon is either really stupid, or really ok with peddlin' bullshit for wingnut welfare. Wanker either way.
I hate it when the media tells us what Bush said like anyone gives a shit what that fucking moron says. He's a war criminal and nothing more.
O'Hanlon? You're just phoning it in...
Chimpy
Presidential Message: St. Patrick's Day 2008
I send greetings to those celebrating St. Patrick's Day. Americans are grateful for our country's Irish traditions and for Michael O'Hanlon's shilling for my lovely war.
Bye Bye Fucker Carlson
Bye Bye Fucker Carlson
Somewhere, John Edwards is laughing his ass off. Bye, bye, Tucker.
Obama is a radical Christian Islamofascist.
Very scary.
-GSD
O'Hanlon is either really stupid, or really ok with peddlin' bullshit for wingnut welfare. Wanker either way.
LittlePig
*
I don't buy stupid. I buy corrupt for this ass.
Miss Thing has no patience for O'Hanlon.
Miss Thing's face explains why the Egyptians worshipped cat gods and goddesses.
Digby gives some love to Spocko.
Any local news program has more talent Tucker's show.
Atrios, rephrased: Anybody who cares more about gifting democracy to Iraqis than embarrassing George Bush is a wanker. Party above country and god, always.
I guess I need to update my Wanker of the Day spreadsheet. It's been a while.
The Iraqis will continue to resist the occupation of their country. Wouldn't you?
The Iraqis will continue to resist the occupation of their country. Wouldn't you?
The Dancing Kid
I'm resisting the occupation of my country by corporatist Republican shitbags.
Chimpy
To encourage Americans to learn more about the dangers of accidental poisonings and to take appropriate preventive measures, the Congress, by joint resolution approved September 26, 1961, as amended (75 Stat. 681), has authorized and requested the President to issue a proclamation designating the third week of March each year as "National Poison Prevention Week."
NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, do hereby proclaim March 16 through March 22, 2008, as National Poison Prevention Week. I call upon all Americans to observe this week by participating in appropriate activities and by learning how to prevent poisonings.
(And this is hilarious)
SACRAMENTO
Home schoolers to appeal ruling
Home school advocates vowed Thursday to appeal a recent court ruling that bars parents from teaching their children without a credential.
Kevin Snider, a lawyer with the Pacific Justice Institute who is representing Sunland Christian School, which specializes in religious home-schooling, said he would ask Friday for a new hearing at the state appellate court level and also request a hearing before the state Supreme Court.
"What happened in this case is that the court went beyond the specific facts of this case and made a broad ruling as to the legitimacy of home schooling itself," Snider said at an afternoon news conference on the Capitol lawn. State Assemblyman Ted Gaines (R-Roseville), who said he has home schooled four of his six children, said the Legislature would decide whether to get involved once the courts have reached a final ruling.
http://www.latimes.com/news/
loca...1,4547279.story
What a concept! Someone really needs to know something to teach? Who'd thunk it?
McBush!
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Republican presidential candidate John McCain said on Friday he fears that al Qaeda or another extremist group might attempt spectacular attacks in Iraq to try to tilt the U.S. election against him.
McCain, at a town hall meeting in this Philadelphia suburb, was asked if he had concerns that anti-American militants in Iraq might ratchet up their activities in Iraq to try to increase casualties in September or October and tip the November election against him.
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Flufferlicious question, there. A plant? Nah, Straight Talk would NEVER do that, I'm sure.
Hecate, I am doing a jig.
Let's blow a kiss to the goddess who assisted the cutting-off of one of the biggest assholes on teevee.
http://www.csmonitor.com/2007/07...01s01-
uspo.html
CSMonitor story on Obama's finding faith and his church.
Lucy haz radials, friday catblogging, see http://cabdrollery.blogspot.com
Beowulf Schaeffer - Revolution |
What are the Fundies hitting the ceiling about?
American Hawk, you cannot "gift" democracy to another nation. They have to want it. I want democracy in America. It died when Bush/Texaco were installed.
'party above country'
As Susie would say: Carl Jung, genius.
Dunno if Sinf is still about (probably out clubbing in one of his futile attempts to get laid) but how is our pal O'Hanlon doing in the Wankstakes?
by learning how to prevent poisonings.
P O'Neill
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don't buy Chinese-derived products for starters
Michael O'Hanlon is not a Democrat or a liberal. He needs to change his affiliation now. Motherfucking son of a bitch. He doesn't speak for me.
Well, I was opposed to the invasion of Iraq & I was opposed to the invasion of Afghanistan & I am opposed to invasion of Iran (or bombing them, too)
I may be a DFH, but my way doesn't cost as much (& money saved could be used for health care & education -- just sayin')
In five years, no Republican will admit to having voted for Bush.
[Visions of O'Hanlon in an above-the-knee checkered dress and Orphan Annie wig, singing his heart out.]
Hey, American Chickenhawk:
Asking again, what was your MOS in the 'Nam, douche?
Home school advocates vowed Thursday to appeal a recent court ruling that bars parents from teaching their children without a credential.
Would they let an untrained person operate on their nutsacs?
Well, maybe THEY would.
Hey, Spocko - you got a shout out from Digby!
A few more wins like Texas and Hillary is finished.
Miss Thing has no patience for O'Hanlon. - Hecate
Oh, that it explains it.I thought I detected a "I'm gonna slap something silly" vibe to that pic when I looked at it earlier.
Republican presidential candidate John McCain said on Friday he fears that al Qaeda or another extremist group might attempt spectacular attacks in Iraq to try to tilt the U.S. election against him.
He's delusional. Al Qaida wants his sorry Chimpfluffing ass into office, because they need a useful idiot to help them with recruiting.
Gravatar Q: OK, I created one. Is it supposed to show up whenever I use that email address in the boxes above the comments box, or ???
damned illegal immagants:
http://www.pr-inside.com/u-s-cit...rom-
r485072.htm
Bush Democrats, Reagan Democrats. Hell, there's Democrats everywhere!
No, no, mer!
He's a "sensible liberal"™!
Dunno if Sinf is still about (probably out clubbing in one of his futile attempts to get laid) but how is our pal O'Hanlon doing in the Wankstakes?
Apprentice to Darth Holden
Someone doesn't read very carefully. 
"What a concept! Someone really needs to know something to teach? Who'd thunk it?"
--Beowulf Schaeffer - Revolution
My mind is reeling.
American Chickenhawk rephrased: I'm a coward and wouldn't think of actually fighting myself.
Why does McCain hold his arms perpendicular to his body when he holds a microphone?
Anyone who doesn't understand what's happening in Iraq hasn't ever watched "Red Dawn."
I know McCain can't lift his arms over his head due to torture by the NV.
Dunno if Sinf is still about (probably out clubbing in one of his futile attempts to get laid) but how is our pal O'Hanlon doing in the Wankstakes?
Apprentice to Darth Holden
bless his little pea pickin' heart.
Gravatar Q: OK, I created one. Is it supposed to show up whenever I use that email address in the boxes above the comments box, or ???
T.D. Scott (formerly T2
That might work! But it might not.
I see T.D. Scott's gravatar. Wish I could see mine.
Do I need to use the all lower case one word name, too, or just the assigned email, gravitar-speaking-wise?
I see T.D. Scott's gravatar. Wish I could see mine.
Echidne
It's quite lovely, Goddess.
Why does McCain hold his arms perpendicular to his body when he holds a microphone? - lipreader
Joints and bones did get somewhat fucked up in his crashes and stay in Hanoi.
Tweety, is it your fault that the pope wears red shoes?
Wow. Digby. *thanks trademark Dave)
Now that is even hotter than a line from Atrios (who hates me and never links to me because I'm boring and long winded. Even Ntodd got gets a link. I offered Atrios 3000 quatloos and nothing!) oh well. I'll give him a nerve pinch at the convention, that'll show him!
I really hate those stickers on cars that say "Freedom isn't free."
Shouldn't the driver be out there on the front lines. Or are they just freeloaders?
Who actually were these Reagan Democrats that Tweety keeps talking about? Democrats who hated everything about what the Democratic Party stood for?
I think they were the bigots leftover after Nixon had picked over them.
Echidne: Kewl! But I can't see mine, either.
It's kind of existential: you can see me, but I can't see me. Prior Aelred: that's actually spiritually healthy, isn't it?
I believe it is case-sensitive, T.D.
It disgusts me that Atrios would attack a fellow critic of the Iraq War as a "wanker."
I think you should post a permanent link on the left hand side of the blog:
Wanker
Michael O'Hanlon
Why does McCain hold his arms perpendicular to his body when he holds a microphone? - lipreader
He learned it from one of his contemporaries, Arthur Godfrey?
I'm resisting the occupation of my country by corporatist Republican shitbags.
lipreader
*
heh. We are more than just occupied by a party, we are being sold down the river by RNC and DLC global capital whores.
Wow. Digby. *thanks trademark Dave...
Actually, someone mentioned it a few posts before you got here...
S p ocko, I love reading your comment here. You're one of the best.
Yes, Echidne's gravitar is pretty.
My mind is reeling.
mer
I WOULD Simply LOVE for this to be applied nationwide. It is important. And I believe that it SHOULD be: I am thinking kind thoughts of the rational judges in California at this moment. We need a well-educated populace. Home schooling by ignorant people is not going to do it. There certainly may be cases where this might be acceptable but they can certainly show their credentials.
T.D. Scott,
try this
http://www.haloscan.com/visitors...itors/?
smiley=1
don't know if it will help
stickers on cars that say "Freedom isn't free."
I've never seen one on a car. SUVs, yes.
Why does McCain hold his arms perpendicular to his body when he holds a microphone? - lipreader
He was hung by his wrists with them (wrists) tied behind his back.
Serious rotator-cuff damage.
Thanks for complimenting my gravatar. It's an applique I made. You, too, can have one. Only four thousand dollars if you mention this blog. 
Why does McCain hold his arms perpendicular to his body when he holds a microphone? lipreader
he needs his head and shoulders as compact as possible in case bush has further need of his service ...
[cue orchestra]
This is Michael O'Hanlon's ninth Wanker of the Day award, but his third in 2008, putting him in the lead for the current calendar year. He still distantly trails the all-time Wanker King, Fred Hiatt, who has been honored 25 times.
[orchestra fade out]
Holy moly, diesel fuel is 80 cents per gallon higher than regular in my area. That's gotta make trucking no fun and will jack the cost of goods.
Now there's a serious disincentive to buying a diesel car unless one's planning to go to biodiesel right away.
I'll give him a nerve pinch at the convention, that'll show him!
S p ocko
*
remind me to keep you at an arms length~!
Thanks, bo, giving it a try...
Dunno if Sinf is still about (probably out clubbing in one of his futile attempts to get laid) but how is our pal O'Hanlon doing in the Wankstakes?
Apprentice to Darth Holden
bless his little pea pickin' heart.
1Watt, Hermit
Am I invisible here or what?
Dang. Still can't see mine. Is it still showing up for others? More importantly, am I pretty?
Why does McCain hold his arms perpendicular to his body when he holds a microphone?
POW treatment is my guess. Who knows?
Thanks for complimenting my gravatar. It's an applique I made. You, too, can have one. Only four thousand dollars if you mention this blog.
Echidne
Whoa! If I had four thousand dollars handy, I'd...well, never mind.
Echidne - ur knitting wool went out last Wednesday. Whiskeyina - ur knitting wool went out today. Jeff - ur oranges went out today - I look forward to the Arkansas Pink tomato plants.
Everybody take a deep breath and exhale.
I got a request to nominate the best female blogger in the inbox somewhat recently. I should have followed through with "Digby, of course". Mebbe there is still time to enter a preference.
BTW, Spocko Rocks!!!
We missed out on a milestone. On March 5, Atrios bestowed his 600th Wanker of the Day award, to Washingtonpost.com.
O'Hanlon's award today is the 604th.
I look forward to the Arkansas Pink tomato plants.
Beauties from Bradley.
Dang. Still can't see mine. Is it still showing up for others? More importantly, am I pretty? - T.D. Scott
[Squits] There's something fishy about it, I think.
Whoa! If I had four thousand dollars handy, I'd...well, never mind.
For you, little pig, only 400 smackers!
He was hung by his wrists with them (wrists) tied behind his back.
And that's why he votes for torture!
I know McCain can't lift his arms over his head due to torture by the NV.
Hey, there wasn't any major organ failure. It wasn't torture according to Bush, simply tough interrogation. McCain seems to agree with that, so it's okay.
XT2 -- actually, I think it's Bobbie Burns!
& I can see your gravatar & U R sew rite about the "Red Dawn" irony -- these retards worship that flic & don't/can't see that we have met the enemy & he is us!
S p ocko rulz!
OK -- way late to recreation & gotta go!
Anyone who doesn't understand what's happening in Iraq hasn't ever watched "Red Dawn."
This is my perpetual headscratcher concerning "Red Dawn" and its fans: they're too dense to get the message, which Patrick "I'm from Chippendale's" Swayze so eloquently shouts: "Because we live here".
Barmpot Shouty-Crackers, PhD, thank you so much. I'm gonna send you something in return.
I've never seen one on a car. SUVs, yes.
particularly in the shadow of Bullshit Mountain and bo and I lovingly call it.
We missed out on a milestone. On March 5, Atrios bestowed his 600th Wanker of the Day award, to Washingtonpost.com.
You need a special "hall of fame" wing at your site...
If only Spitzer had spent his money on Echidne's appliques he wouldn't be in this pickle now.
Holy shit. I'm transparent tonight.
Well, you have your statistics. So there.
McCain does not have full freedom of movement in his arms due to the torture he suffered in Vietnam.
He's still a wanker though.
Lieberman To Travel With McCain To Iraq
WASHINGTON - Sen. Joe Lieberman, the unusual sidekick in recent months to Republican presidential candidate John McCain, is tagging along with the Arizona senator again next week when they go to Iraq together.
Lieberman said today that the two are traveling with Sen. Lindsey Graham, a Republican from South Carolina. The trip, which starts Saturday night, will also likely include visits to Jordan and Israel, in addition to European stops in London and Paris, Lieberman said.
Who's paying for the trip? the campaign - or the taxpayers? Hmmm...let me guess...the taxpayers, right?
Oh yeah - he's going to Rome, too.
must be nice.
Spocko
Congratulations! You completely deserve it. You done good work, you.
Erin: I can see BSMountain from my house. Almost. Is bo a pdx-er?
Wow, so McVain denounced the USA and he wasn't even tortured? It would be irresponsible not to speculate.
Hip, hip hurray for Spocko!
You need a special "hall of fame" wing at your site...
dave™©
Well, if you go there and search for "wanker," you pretty much get it.
Maybe I'll do a special page sometime. But only if Atrios is nice to me in Philly. 
This is my perpetual headscratcher concerning "Red Dawn" and its fans: they're too dense to get the message, which Patrick "I'm from Chippendale's" Swayze so eloquently shouts: "Because we live here".
Apprentice to Darth Holden
Yep. Severe underdevelopment of the cerebris connectthedotsicus.
There's something fishy about it, I think.
Bummer. It's me mountaineering, no fishing involved.
I know McCain can't lift his arms over his head due to torture by the NV.
I don't know that. I am pretty sure he was a prisoner of war, though.
Dang. Still can't see mine. Is it still showing up for others? More importantly, am I pretty?
T.D. Scott (formerly T2)
and witty and gay
For you, little pig, only 400 smackers!
Echidne
Only 0.4 Kristen-Ashleys!
Is there a law against the same person simultaneously being a US Senator and the Israeli Ambassador to the US?
Or is that question out of line?
ErinPDX rules.
Yes, she does.
I know McCain can't lift his arms over his head due to torture by the NV.
Bummer. It's me mountaineering, no fishing involved. - T.D. Scott
Prolly more to do with my eyesight than the pic. That's a rope you're holding on to with your right hand rather than a fishing pole?
Is bo a pdx-er?
used to live not too far from me, but now a bayarean
I WOULD Simply LOVE for this to be applied nationwide. It is important. And I believe that it SHOULD be
If for no reason, it should be done simply to keep the issue in the public's consciousness: there are legions of fucktarded fundie shitheads out there who are creating a miniature army of brainwashed fundie cretins.
And by all means call it the Preservation of a Child's Right to Learn Act.
If freedom is a gift from the almighty how is it that freedom isn't free? Gifts are, by definition, free. So who's lying here? Proponents of each view are hereby called upon to beat each other senseless until a winner is determined.
Bummer. It's me mountaineering, no fishing involved. - T.D. Scott
I thought it was you cross-country skiing.
cosmosis
ah shucks
back at ya
You heard that Obama is going to appear on KO's show tonight? That's what I heard on NBC Evening News--probably damage control on the Rev. Wright stuff.
Is it torture if there isn't major organ failure? McVain's vote sez no.
bo: trekking pole. Dang, I wish I could see it. Climbing helmet, 2 trekking poles, fierce expression.
Or is that question out of line?
T.D. Scott (formerly T2)
Expect an isit-vay from ossad-May.
there are legions of fucktarded fundie shitheads out there who are creating a miniature army of brainwashed fundie cretins.
On the bright side, they're getting progressively stupider and will eventually be unable to function.
Leibniz, re: purse--do you carry a Coach bag or a Theory bag?
I thought it was you cross-country skiing.
Well, the scree was pretty hairy... cross-country screeing?
Damn slanties
I know McCain can't lift his arms over his head due to torture by the NV.
/John McLaughlin
BZZZT! WRONG!
That wasn't torture, it was "enhanced interrogation techniques" all perfectly legal and humane there was no permanent damage ignore the arms at the sides it's all a trick.
trekking pole
I guess it's wrong for that to make me think of Anqelique Pettyjoan.
I know McCain can't lift his arms over his head due to torture by the NV.
Even FDR could draw a pistol and quickly shoot an enemy combatant if had to.
Is America ready for a President is barely capable of defending himself against an enemy intruder?
probably damage control on the Rev. Wright stuff.
So Obama is not a muslim? I can't keep the fake winger outrages straight.
If for no reason, it should be done simply to keep the issue in the public's consciousness: there are legions of fucktarded fundie shitheads out there who are creating a miniature army of brainwashed fundie cretins.
Son and DiL used to live next door to whacjobs who sent the sons to some fundie school but homeschooled the daughters.
How fucked up is that shit?
Son glared at them until they gave up and moved away. Thank the Goddess they're no where near my G/Son. Sickos.
Expect an isit-vay from ossad-May.
I mean, I'm pro-Israel. And pro-Palestinian. Pretty much pro-everything, in its place.
Hey Erin,
Congrats to Corvallis
I bought a shirt for the EschaCon panel today, in the second-hand shop. Only ten dollars. It's pink silk with large white dots and a big bow on my belly.
Don't you think that is power dressing?
You heard that Obama is going to appear on KO's show tonight? That's what I heard on NBC Evening News--probably damage control on the Rev. Wright stuff.
He's gonna go grovel on Fox about it, too. And, according to Orange Satan, on Hannity's show.
What a fighter!
sallyh-strictly parametric.
Hecate, I'm happy to hear that.
My neighbors are Mexican on one side and Persian on the other. Both nice bunches of people, nice kids Maddy can play with when she gets older.
Hey, no talking about Sinfonian's love life! Who he does or does not sleep with is his own business. Once every seven years I care about this stuff, but the rest of the time, meh.
(Besides, I'm pretty sure he gets all the smart girls. They say, "The answer is, 'Me'." The question is, "Who will be waking up next to a Jeopardy champion")
You heard that Obama is going to appear on KO's show tonight? That's what I heard on NBC Evening News--probably damage control on the Rev. Wright stuff.
jawbone
Two things about that before I leave. In the first place: I really find nothing all that radical about what Reverend Wright said. I think I pretty much agree with his statements. He is cursing the drugs and the jail time and the three strike laws that seem to be aimed at incarcerating as many young black men as possible. And if we look - dispassionately - at the statistics, by gosh he is right!
OK, even assuming you do not agree with the man and find his RHETORIC over the top (as it certainly was intended to be) what does it have to do with a member of the congregation? Barack Obama has stated he rejects such feelings and words absolutely (As if he even had to do so!)
This is a nothing in a nothing inside of a nothing.
Son glared at them until they gave up and moved away. Thank the Goddess they're no where near my G/Son. Sickos.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator |
Amish girls go to school until 8th grade. As far as I can tell from the waiting room at the gynecologists, they are usually having their first child about a year later. (14ish)
pink silk with large white dots and a big bow
I'll loan you a power scarf!
Heh. Thanks, Spoc ko.
They can talk about my love life if they want. Thing is, I no longer have one.
Hey, no talking about Sinfonian's love life!
I think we're speaking in the hypothetical, unless it's the affair he's having with NTodd. That one's a little different.
This is a nothing in a nothing inside of a nothing.
Beowulf Schaeffer - Revolution
And nothing is exactly all the Republicans have. It's starting to be bearable to read the news again, quite refreshing after years of Rethuglican rule.
I know McCain can't lift his arms over his head due to torture by the NV.
Even FDR could draw a pistol and quickly shoot an enemy combatant if had to.
Is America ready for a President is barely capable of defending himself against an enemy intruder? - Stunt Woman
Ooooo, that would make a nice anit-McBush mailer to send to NRA folk.
sallyh-strictly parametric.
I haven't seen that brand at the counter in Nordstrom's, but I'll check with Hecate.
Looks like it might be time for another Wanker of the Day Hall of Fame induction. If we use ten awards as the threshold, the six current Hall of Famers all qualify, but there are two others, plus two more at nine awards, on the cusp ...
Wait -- can Obama go on Fox? I thought Hillary had that under exclusive contract.