I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
aqha
Oh thank you
What if I'd rather swing or tango on?
BTW, if you're in SF and looking for a big sale next weekend...
Thanks, Echidne,
When the thread gets that long, it just does not function properly. I appreciate it.
Spinoza needs to be dammned to hell!
Ahhh, much better...
What if I'd rather swing or tango on?
rorschach
Tango would be fine, but swing is a non-starter
What if I'd rather swing or tango on?
fiidy cents behind the tastee freeze will buy your member a tango.
Since Sallyh complained, here's a Firewall Fairy Threefer for absolutely free. You cheap-assed motherfuckers.
Here's a cumquat for your troubles.
I only accept damns from mer.
I only accept damns from mer.
Fine! Fuck you then.
NTodd expects payment for dowd and fried man?
What if I'd rather swing or tango on?
rorschach, shrimpherd
bossa-nova or the frug!!!
Brought up from below:
That NEVER happened. Snarl went from the womb to the CEO of haliburton.
I was actually being serious. I mean -- what happens to turn a little kid into a snarling, grasping, evil asshole. But maybe I'm being metaphysical -- asking for an explanation of evil in the world.
Much better. Room to roam.
I only accept damns from mer.
Has the spermatazoan alliance collapsed?
Rock on?
My earworm for the last week. The late Gene Clark, great voice and wrote the perkiest 'break-up' songs of all time. David Crosby's looks awfully young too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X...h?
v=XYf2Ik3wJAU
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Fine! Fuck you then.
You need to hook up with K-Lo.
I mean -- what happens to turn a little kid into a snarling, grasping, evil asshole.
In Rove's case, it was getting beaten up by a 9yo girl with a Kennedy sign on her bike. Not sure about Cheney, but I'm sure it involved getting shot in the face.
...here's a Firewall Fairy Threefer...
Jeez... "il brutto" and "il cattivo" is right!
NTODD!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE??? YOU'RE A GRAN PUTA!!!!!!!!
Fine! Fuck you then.
smalfish, tinfoil hatted
That's the spirit.
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Has the spermatazoan alliance collapsed?
Not only has it collapsed, it is prostate.
I was actually being serious. I mean -- what happens to turn a little kid into a snarling, grasping, evil asshole. But maybe I'm being metaphysical -- asking for an explanation of evil in the world.
Your seriousness was way too frightening. I cannot imagine what would make a young boy into such an evil man.
NTODD!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE??? YOU'RE A GRAN PUTA!!!!!!!!
And here I thought I was a Pinche Cabron.
I was actually being serious. I mean -- what happens to turn a little kid into a snarling, grasping, evil asshole.
An overwhemling sense of entitlement, is probably part of it.
"Your seriousness was way too frightening. I cannot imagine what would make a young boy into such an evil man."
What were the parents like?
I mean -- what happens to turn a little kid into a snarling, grasping, evil asshole. But maybe I'm being metaphysical -- asking for an explanation of evil in the world.
It helps that he's been rewarded with more money and power for every amoral choice he's ever made.
I cannot imagine what would make a young boy into such an evil man.
I know the first 3 Star Wars movies sucked, but you should still be able to extrapolate.
And here I thought I was a Pinche Cabron.
More like Pinche Loaf.
I cannot imagine what would make a young boy into such an evil man.
I would wager he was a bully as a child, loved the power, and never grew up.
bad acting turned cheney evil?
raygun?
I cannot imagine what would make a young boy into such an evil man.
It was having Lynne sitting on his face while reading chapters from an Ayn Rand novel.
And here I thought I was a Pinche Cabron.
NTodd, Chica's Next Ex
Close.
a Pinche Whetto (sp)
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And here I thought I was a Pinche Cabron.
There are two kinds of people in this world, my friend... those with a rope around their neck and those who do the cutting.
It was having Lynne sitting on his face while reading chapters from an Ayn Rand novel.
spinoza
I suddenly feel the need to vomit
I was out all day. watertiger called to tell me about Steve Gilliard. This is so damn sad, even moreso because the fucking Yankees really are fucked at this point.
I learned a lot from Steve, got a lot of perspective I wouldn't otherwise have been privileged to. Example: Steve explained Sharpton to me. I've lived in NY forever. To me, Sharpton was always gonna equal Tawana Brawley. Steve explained why Sharpton was important, how the media used him, and why it didn't matter that I didn't "get" him. Sharpton wasn't for me.
It pains me to think that Steve spent his last months in a fucking ICU. I hope that he's a peace now.
Ntodd,
I would have posted the other two: but I did not wish to infect my computer. But it was nice of you to do so.
As he got older, he found that manipulating people behind the scenes got him what he wanted without exposing himself to attack. This continued to evolve, and he attached himself to people like Bush.
It's one of those age-old questions. Sort of like if Hitler could have drawn better and had been accepted into art school, would the world be different today?
It pains me to think that Steve spent his last months in a fucking ICU. I hope that he's a peace now.
res ipsa loquitur
What did he die of?
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Echidne, dark Ecuadorian chocolate at the altar for your beneficence.
This is so damn sad, even moreso because the fucking Yankees really are fucked at this point.
You nailed it, kiddo!
I hope that he's a peace now.
Not to be flippant, but there's no doubt he's at peace.
Anyone care to shit in my mouth?
What did he die of?
I haven't found out, specifically. Maybe sepsis, after surgery to repair an infected heart valve.
agave,
I am not sure. I don't think Steve was ever a well man, though. I am pretty sure he'd had a heart valve replaced in recent years. It sounds like everything sort of fell apart. Too much for one body.
I was actually being serious. I mean -- what happens to turn a little kid into a snarling, grasping, evil asshole.
An overwhemling sense of entitlement, is probably part of it.
See Bush, George; Bush, Jeb; Bush, Neal.
Gilliard had numerous health problems - diabetes, obesity, heart problems. He was in the hospital a couple of years ago because of an infected heart valve, and after he got out, he began dialysis (IIRC). Then, a couple of months ago, he went in with what turned out to be another heart valve infection, which just got worse and worse.
Yeah, Steve was being dialyzed. Dialysis is very tough on the body. My dad was dialyzed his last two years ... he was strong as an ox and it really weakened him.
I am not sure. I don't think Steve was ever a well man, though. I am pretty sure he'd had a heart valve replaced in recent years. It sounds like everything sort of fell apart. Too much for one body.
res ipsa loquitur |
So sad, so young.
I gotta take better care of myself.
already have a stent.
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Yeah, Steve was being dialyzed. Dialysis is very tough on the body. My dad was dialyzed his last two years ... he was strong as an ox and it really weakened him.
Yeah, that was not an option NTodd's Pa's Wife was prepared to choose. Her solution to the Kobayashi Maru was, shall we say, creative.
Res, yeah, dialysis usually means a lousy prognosis, unfortunately.
res, yes it is sad that Steve was so ill in his last months. I've been missing his blog. No one else was anything like him, he's irreplaceable.
res: I had exactly the same experience you recount. Never really understood Al Sharpton until I read Steve.
It's one of those age-old questions. Sort of like if Hitler could have drawn better and had been accepted into art school, would the world be different today?
Toonscribe
That question and ones like it alway have as an assumption that the best people were making the correct decisions at the proper times. I have always wondered how accurate these assumptions are.
Suppose that the person who was evaluating the artwork of young Adolph had just had a fight with his girlfriend - or was hungover - or had a favorite nephew vying for the same opening: would their decision have been the same?
It is always easy to assume that people will ALWAYS do the right thing. I find that incredibly naive.
No one else was anything like him, he's irreplaceable.
So are you, so are we all.
We should learn to take better care of ourselves.
Not to imply Steve's health problems were his fault -- that last comment came across poorly.
We should learn to take better care of ourselves.
You can take my heroin from my cold, dead fingers.
I'm watching a BBC doc on on human behavior. If your ring finger is longer than your index finger, you've got lotsa testosterone in your body.
You can take my heroin from my cold, dead fingers.
Already part of the plan...
Uncle Junior's part in the Godfather series is on now. He looks appreciably younger.
SteveNS: we should take good care of ourselves, but should also recognize that health disasters, sadly, befall the fit as well as the out of shape. It isn't always somebody's fault, even your own.
Sometimes you can take care of yourself and things still fall apart.
I hope his mother is okay. He had a niece with whom he was tight, too.
We should learn to take better care of ourselves.
You can take my heroin from my cold, dead fingers.
NTodd, Chica's Next Ex | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 11:13 pm | #
Dude, heroin should go in the inner elbow. Or, you can skin-pop, but the fingers aren't the best choice.
If your ring finger is longer than your index finger, you've got lotsa testosterone in your body.
That stuff sounds like all those phreniology studies from the 19th century to me. However the word is spelled. My ring finger is loads longer than my index finger.
I'm watching a BBC doc on on human behavior. If your ring finger is longer than your index finger, you've got lotsa testosterone in your body.
Gilly Gonzylon | 06.02.07 - 11:14 pm | #
Well that explains all the horniness.
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It is always easy to assume that people will ALWAYS do the right thing
As a very small child I always assumed that adults knew everything and once I achived that level, I would be "perfect" and wouldn't do the stupid things I did as a child. How disillusioning to find as I got older that the stupid things didn't go away, and the consequences of them only got worse.
I guess I misunderstood, because I thought he got some kind of infection in the hospital following surgery.
Uncle Junior's part in the Godfather series is on now. He looks appreciably younger.
Also in "Goodfellas". Lots of Sopranos guys were in Goodfellas, including Pauley without the whitewalls.
If your ring finger is longer than your index finger, you've got lotsa testosterone in your body.
Actually, I think it means you're one of --- THE INVADERS!!!
(A Quinn Martin Production.)
Fucking tropical storm. I lost power at home.
If your ring finger is longer than your index finger, you've got lotsa testosterone in your body.
And if, God forbid, it's even a millimeter shorter, it means you masturbate a lot.
Uncle Junior's part in the Godfather series is on now. He looks appreciably younger.
Who did he play?
Too funny. I start crying. (yeah i'm drunk) and Wiley starts whining and comes to me. Eddy too, but he tries to steal my food!
Love my pets.
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If your ring finger is longer than your index finger, you've got lotsa testosterone in your body.
NTodd has 27 penises and none of them are longer than his ring finger.
Actually, I think it means you're one of --- THE INVADERS!!!
Nah, that was when you couldn't bend your pinky.
Watch the British having high tea -- they are all Invaders.
My ring finger is significantly longer than my index finger. Lotta good that does me....
Ambadassor Wilson to Senate Intelligence Committee chairman, 6/01/07:
Dear Senator Rockefeller:
I am dismayed that three Republican Senators (a minority of the minority) have again misused the occasion of the publication of an objective investigation by the whole Senate Select Committee on Intelligence of prewar Iraq intelligence to make erroneous assertions about issues unrelated to the Report and to attack improperly prior statements by my wife and me with essentially frivolous claims of purported inconsistency. The record demonstrates that no such inconsistencies exist and that partisan politics, not truth, is the basis for the “additional views” asserted by Senators Bond, Hatch and Burr (“Additional Views”). Moreover, with respect to the specific issue of who recommended my travel to Niger, the testimony of the Reports Officer in his interview in 2003(only just now released) plainly rebuts any possible basis for the Additional Views. That testimony states conclusively: “I [the Report’s Officer] recommended that he [Ambassador Wilson] should go.”
The Reports Officer also stated in 2003:
“I’d like to state emphatically that, from what I’ve seen, Val Wilson has been the consummate professional through all this. From the very start, whenever she mentioned to me and some others that her husband had experience and was willing to travel but that she would have to step away from the operation because she couldn’t be involved in the decision making to send him, in [his] debriefing, [in] dissem[inating] the report and those kinds of things, because it could appear as a conflict of interest.”
The State Department Intelligence and Research Bureau (INR) memo recounting the meeting of February 19, 2002, is clear that the issue of travel to Niger was not a foregone conclusion at the time of the meeting. In fact, I stated forcefully then that I saw no need for anybody to travel to Niger since there was in place a competent Ambassador and staff fully up to speed on uranium issues. I further made it clear in that meeting that if I were to be asked to go, I would have to clear any travel with the State Department and the Ambassador.
http://noquarter.typepad.com/
my_...r_from_amb.html
Clear as an azure sky of deepest summer.
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Clear as an azure sky of deepest summer.
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QuentinCompson | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 11:18 pm | #
Clockwork Blueberry ?
Who did he play?
dave™©
A capo type once the family was in Nevada, I think. The role was very short.
"is" longer
Hey, res, I posted this earlier, but you can access the overwhelming majority of Gilliard's blog at his old blogspot address:
http://stevegilliard.blogspot.com
I esp. enjoyed this one - one of his first!
feral liberal,
Yeah, I came to this conclusion a long time ago as well. I read a book that was given the name, VOID VICIOUS by a friend of mine from Connecticut named Craig. Damned thing was great. A wonderful book about VietNam. Had great characters, settings, action. (Hell, one scene in a booby-trapped tunnel was enough to bring sweat to your brow just reading it. I mean this was great)
Craig asked me if I would send it to my agent. I did. He did not like it. As far as I know it languishes still. But it is a GREAT book.
so.
we should take good care of ourselves, but should also recognize that health disasters, sadly, befall the fit as well as the out of shape. It isn't always somebody's fault, even your own.
Yes, certainly true.
My family has a lot of unfortunate genetic tendencies, so I'm all too aware of how things can go badly despite our best efforts.
I just hate when we treat our bodies so cavalierly; I don't think we give enough thought to how fragile the whole thing is.
Sorry, being morose.
All my fingers are longer than the others.
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Also, the first sign of mental retardation is hair on the area between the middle knuckle and the nail.
The second sign is looking for it.
SteveNS: yup; it's been a tough day for a lot of people here...
If your ring finger is longer than your index finger, you've got lotsa testosterone in your body.
Guess that means I gotta go work off some tension.
Laters.
Steve's knowledge of military history was incredible. I learned a lot from him there, too. Once I wrote him and asked if he'd ever consider teaching the subject, but I think he liked what he was already doing.
Clear as an azure sky of deepest summer.
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QuentinCompson | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 11:18 pm | #
Kit Bond is a liar.
Clearly.
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But it is a GREAT book
I've often wondered about the great literature, art and music that the world has missed simply because the right connections were never made.
Clockwork Blueberry ?
Time-release anti-oxidant? Took some tihs am in a fruit salad in Destin where I took a break to worship Saul.
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A capo type once the family was in Nevada, I think.
Johnny Ola. The guy that took Fredo to see "Superman."
Steve's knowledge of military history was incredible.
I'll miss that terribly about his loss. I bet attaturk will too.
Like we don't have enough shit going on.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp...ml?
hpid=topnews
"The second sign is looking for it.
Gilly Gonzylon "
Well
That did in the trolls.
Exactly
Thanks for the link, dave.
I'm lol remembering this one:
Atrios, stop with the shitty videos. Please. You Tube has music which doesn't suck
All my fingers are longer than the others.
Because you dropped the brown acid?
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But the ring vs index finger part is actually in the documentary.
Actions as Senator
In 1990, Bond was one of the only six senators that voted against the Americans with Disabilities Act.[1]
In 2004, Fannie Mae was under investigation by the Office of Federal Housing Enterprise Oversight (OFHEO) for questionable accounting practices, and enlisted Bond's assistance in order to turn the spotlight away from them and towards investigators themselves. Bond sent a letter on behalf of Fannie Mae asking the Department of Housing and Urban Development's inspector general to investigate whether OFHEO had improperly leaked confidential information about Fannie Mae. In 2006, OFHEO investigators discovered that the letter Bond sent on behalf of Fannie Mae was in fact written by Fannie Mae lobbyists; OFHEO found a draft of Bond's letter on a Fannie Mae computer system dated nearly two weeks before Bond's office sent the request.[2]
Sorry to get all wonky at this time of the evening, but Kit Bond IS a liar.
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I'm lol remembering this one...
Oh, yeah - right after that, he started spotlighting great old R&B videos he found on YouTube on Friday nights.
And yet, "Duncan" never took the hint...
And yet, "Duncan" never took the hint...
Duncan's a pretty slow learner.
res: it's unusual for a leftie to be so into military history. Brings to mind Garry Trudeau's heartfelt, brilliant, dead-on exploration of what it means to be a soldier and a veteran these days...
Duncan's a pretty slow learner.
But he gets all the best trolls!
Steve's knowledge of military history was incredible.
Please forgive me if this is stomping on the dead, but military history is hardly lost.
In 1990, Bond was one of the only six senators that voted against the Americans with Disabilities Act.
How many layers of rust and sludge would have to form around your heart to do that?
Duncan's a pretty slow learner.
He's on notice.
Watch your ass!
And yet, "Duncan" never took the hint...
Duncan's a pretty slow learner.
NTodd, Chica's Next Ex | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 11:29 pm | #
He doesn't even shoot up heroin correctly.
But the ring vs index finger part is actually in the documentary.
Documentary? Hell, I got yer documentary right here. I just watched a guy on the Discovery channel jacking off an elephant using prostate massage via the rectum. Apparently, if you try to do penile manipulation, the elephant flicks his penis and can knock you down. Guy said he had a friend who got a black eye by being smacked with an elephant penis.
But he gets all the best trolls!
SteveNS | 06.02.07 - 11:29 pm | #
These trolls actually reply to posts. The pros will ignore and continue asserting their drivel.
Please forgive me if this is stomping on the dead, but military history is hardly lost.
Go fuck yourself.
Thanks in advance...
You can take my heroin from my cold, dead fingers.
Ah, tomorrow's headline for altmouse or malkin.
Please forgive me if this is stomping on the dead, but military history is hardly lost.
Snow, Picking Nits
I don't remember seeing anybody say that it was. But his perspective on it was quite interesting, and will be offered no longer.
...tomorrow's headline for altmouse or malkin.
As has been pointed out many times today, only the good die young.
Guy said he had a friend who got a black eye by being smacked with an elephant penis.
Happens to me all the time.
Someone, in fact, took the heroin from the cold, dead fingers of a cousin of mine about 30 years ago. Happens.
According to this article:
Hönekopp J, Bartholdt L, Beier L, Liebert A. 2007 Second to fourth digit length ratio (2D:4D) and adult sex hormone levels: new data and a meta-analytic review. Psychoneuroendocrinology. 2007 May;32(4):313-21.
index to ring finger ratio is not a good indicator of circulating sex hormones in adults but may be an indicator of prenatal exposure to testosterone.
an elephant using prostate massage via the rectum
No smoking area.
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Go fuck yourself.
Thanks in advance...
How about this . . .
You go fuck yourself.
That works better for me, and also frees up a bit a knowledge.
Before you respond, go fuck yourself again.
You know, I'm actually curious as to why Marriott thinks this site is such a prime spot for their advertising.
I can see, in a roundabout way, the reasoning behind CNN putting ads for Glenn Beck here, but Marriott???
index to ring finger ratio is not a good indicator of circulating sex hormones in adults but may be an indicator of prenatal exposure to testosterone.
Tralfaz | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 11:33 pm | #
Those fucking teabags are putting us on ?
"Happens to me all the time.
NTodd, Chica's Next Ex "
Wouldn't happen if you would just insist the elephant wear pants. But then you are poor role model in that regard.
Guy said he had a friend who got a black eye by being smacked with an elephant penis
Now that would be hard to explain the next day.
"How'd ya get the shiner?"
"Got smacked by an elephant's dick"
"Yeah......right"
Please forgive me if this is stomping on the dead, but military history is hardly lost.
Yeah, but how many people can break it down and draw parallels so that even people who know nothing about it get the picture?
How about th--
Blow it out your ass, Howard.
index to ring finger ratio is not a good indicator of circulating sex hormones in adults but may be an indicator of prenatal exposure to testosterone.
That was my inkling, based on just looking at people's hands after I first read about the findings. The problem with lots of these studies is that the original work is done with very small samples and then the results generalized in a way which may not be statistically justified.
Guy said he had a friend who got a black eye by being smacked with an elephant penis.
Happens to me all the time.
NTodd, Chica's Next Ex
The police can't really dust for elephant penis.
Snow,
I know you didn't mean that the way it sounded.
My veterinarian pathologist friend once had to do an autopsy on an elephant. She crawled inside the rib cage.
Please forgive me if this is stomping on the dead, but military history is hardly lost.
Go fuck yourself.
Thanks in advance...
Oh, come on. Let's not be too into the hero worship.
Guy said he had a friend who got a black eye by being smacked with an elephant penis.
Happens to me all the time.
Behind the tastee freeze? That wasn't a penis. That was annieangel's index finger.
The police can't really dust for elephant penis.
MP | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 11:35 pm | #
Fortunately, my housekeeper can
Guy said he had a friend who got a black eye by being smacked with an elephant penis.
Happens to me all the time.
NTodd, Chica's Next Ex | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 11:32 pm | #
NTodd's nickname for me is apparently "the elephant."
Can we say that elephants with big units are really pachyng?
I'm one of those people that, when I hear about an elephant escaping from a circus parade and going on a rampage, always roots for the elephant.
I had the strangest dream last night. I dreamt that I went to a hospital to take a baby gift to Mr and Mrs A, but they were out of the room and I couldn't find 'em, so I emailed (haha)that I had a gift, yadda yadda. So the A-man CALLS me on the phone(I wasn't there-figures) and he leave their phone number! I woke up right after that thinking o-m-g he not only read my email, he uses the PHONE and left a number! I've been online too much, or too much sun. Not sure which. If they're with child I think I'll fall out of my freakin' chair.
Apparently, if you try to do penile manipulation, the elephant flicks his penis and can knock you down. Guy said he had a friend who got a black eye by being smacked with an elephant penis.
Toonscribe |
Sounds like we've discovered a paste eater inspiration/secret hobby
I'm one of those people that, when I hear about an elephant escaping from a circus parade and going on a rampage, always roots for the elephant.
I just root for the penis.
Blow it out your ass, Howard.
No, dickhead. Why don't you come blow it out of my ass?
Or better yet, why don't you sit there on your fucking hands and do nothing at all. Which, by the way, is all you ever fucking do.
Guy said he had a friend who got a black eye by being smacked with an elephant penis.
Did he work at the circus?
Oh, come on. Let's not be too into the hero worship.
NTodd,
Um, I think I'm gonna quote dave™© here:
NTodd, I love you; but blow it out your ass.
Don't make me do an And Fuck Steve Gilliard post.
I suggest that we all love ourselves and blow it out our asses.
Let's not be too into the hero worship.
No such thing. Just common decency for a good guy.
See? I'll bet the longfingers are the ones swearing !
"I just root for the penis."
If it doesn't win it's a shame.
I suggest that we all love ourselves and blow it out our asses.
Sounds icky.
NTodd, I love you; but blow it out your ass.
Jesus, people. Really. What the fuck is wrong with you?
See? I'll bet the longfingers are the ones swearing !
Am not!
"I just root for the penis."
Like a pig finding truffles.
I actually had a friend in college who had a job artificially inseminating turkeys. (His father owned a turkey farm and this was considered to be a fairly important job) We just called him, Turkey Fucker.
Yeah, it has nothing to do about hero worship, or worship at all.
Just a fond adieu.
Can we say that elephants with big units are really pachyng?
Tell me more, I'm all ears.
No such thing. Just common decency for a good guy.
Yeah, right. Snow makes a legitimate point and you show the decency to tell him to fuck off.
Steve is dead. It's sad. Oddly, blogging about military history will go on. There's no need to piss on the living, for fuck's sake.
Can we say that elephants with big units are really pachyng?
According to the documentary, an elephant penis has to be at least 5 feet long in order for the elephant to have a chance at breeding successfully.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Simple: we don't like people who like elephant penises.
fuck you haloscan
I'm one of those people that, when I hear about an elephant escaping from a circus parade and going on a rampage, always roots for the elephant.
Reminds me of what the guy said who sweeps up after the elephants in parades: "That's show biz."
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Simple: we don't like people who like elephant penises.
Then you'll never make it to heaven.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Simple: we don't like people who like elephant penises.
dave™© | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 11:41 pm | #
I'm tepid to them. What does that make me ?
"Jesus, people. Really. What the fuck is wrong with you?"
You ask this? You know this sort of thing happens all the time round these parts.
Yeah, right. Snow makes a legitimate point ...
No, the snark was inherent.
So fuck you, you fucking fuck - with an elephant penis!
I'm tepid to them. What does that make me ?
A well wisher?
According to the documentary, an elephant penis has to be at least 5 feet long in order for the elephant to have a chance at breeding successfully.
That seems fairly small in comparison to mine.
A Navy recruitment film....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2...related&
search=
You know this sort of thing happens all the time round these parts.
You lie!!!
"Jesus, people. Really. What the fuck is wrong with you?"
You ask this? You know this sort of thing happens all the time round these parts.
No fucking way. We usually agree on everything. Especially the fact that Casablanca is the greatest, most sublime movie in the history of the sentient universe.
And my cock is so beautiful, it makes people sing like angels in the rain.
gotdamnit,no one is going to try to analyze my dream what with all the elephant penis manipulation goin' on.
"According to the documentary, an elephant penis has to be at least 5 feet long in order for the elephant to have a chance at breeding successfully."
Anything less and the elephant buys a huge Pick Up or SUV.
No such thing. Just common decency for a good guy.
I didn't say anything indecent about him. But for you, I've got a hell of a lot of indecent things to say.
So fuck you, you fucking fuck - with an elephant penis!
Another fun Saturday night in Fuckedupistan.
"You lie!!!"
So sorry - and I fogive you for tellimg me to fuck off the other day. 
gotdamnit,no one is going to try to analyze my dream what with all the elephant penis manipulation goin' on.
I could give you a private analysis session if you give me your phone number.
And who is Chica? Just wonderin
I really didn't see any fawning, but then, I've been trying to divide my attention between Bravo's Godfather marathon and NTodd's elephantine penis.
No one is "pissing on the living."
It's called a wake. You sit around and think about the person who is gone and what you will miss about them. No one impuned your (or Snow's) knowledge of military history. I said I learned a lot from him, that he had incredible knowledge of the subject.
What I said was not about you.
I was just think about how that Fox show from the 90s "Party of Five" could have been so much better if it had been "Toga Party of Five"....
But for you, I've got a hell of a lot of indecent things to say.
Like that sounds so scary coming from a Gator Navy vet.
And my cock is so beautiful, it makes people sing like angels in the rain.
Getting Katie O'Beirne to sing "Danny Boy" while calling your cock "My little William F. Buckley" is not exactly praise.
Oh, crikey, friends, it's been a tough day. Take some pleasure in picturing Steve somewhere eating just what he feels like eating, and enjoying the Yankee defeat...
fuck you haloscan
with an elephant penis.
This is actually the second time in 2 days I've made *penis* comments.
I hope this doesn't become a pattern.
I really didn't see any fawning, but then, I've been trying to divide my attention between Bravo's Godfather marathon and NTodd's elephantine penis.
MP | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 11:44 pm | #
Did Lee Strassberg offer Pacino a Tunafish sandwich yet ?
Echidne,
Emma appreciates the postings! I liked the pics you chose.
Actually, the documentary's about breeding endangered species. Right now, they're talking about black-footed ferrets, who had dwindled to a population of 18 animals -- and now there are thousands. They are returning them to the wild in Colorado.
It's called a wake. You sit around and think about the person who is gone and what you will miss about them
No drinking ? I'm guessing you're not Irish.
Patty Griffin on PBS Austin City Limits in some jurisdictions.
http://www.pbs.org/klru/austin/
a...iceGriffin.html
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I really didn't see any fawning, but then, I've been trying to divide my attention between Bravo's Godfather marathon and NTodd's elephantine penis.
MP |
Tell him it was only business, I always like the guy.
.
And my cock is so beautiful, it makes people sing like angels in the rain.
Is this why you stopped wearing pants?
No one is "pissing on the living."
It's called a wake. You sit around and think about the person who is gone and what you will miss about them. No one impuned your (or Snow's) knowledge of military history. I said I learned a lot from him, that he had incredible knowledge of the subject.
What I said was not about you.
Nobody implied there was any impugning going on. I read Snow's point that life goes fucking on. And to tell him to fuck off and me to blow it out my ass seems pretty fucking stupid and rude.
What I suggest is you folks go back to the table with veggies and dip and stop pissing on people for having opinions. Don't you fucking dare deny that saying what you said wasn't directed at the people who held the opinions. That's a goddamned lie.
An outtake from the Starsky and Hutch TV show....Hutch sings...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p...h?v=p5dxo_-
OTmU
Emma appreciates the postings! I liked the pics you chose.
She is so lovely. There is something extremely calming about looking at her. She is so in balance. It is hard for us humans to feel that way, but the pics make me feel like I'm getting a little bit more balanced by looking at her. That's one of the two reasons I post pets on Fridays. The other one is that it's one less post to write.
No, I'm not Irish.
But you can drink if you want.
Like that sounds so scary coming from a Gator Navy vet.
How's this?
116?
How about that?
"And my cock is so beautiful, it makes people sing like angels in the rain."
Wazzat sound like? I'm going to hell, so I don't know what angels sound like.
Is this why you stopped wearing pants?
You are the cock of the world
You are the cock of the world
But if that cock's under a bushel
It's lost something kind of crucial
You got to stay pantsless to be the cock of the world
Don't you fucking dare deny that saying what you said wasn't directed at the people who held the opinions. That's a goddamned lie.
What?
I know SNL has been pretty lame lately, but this is really scraping the bottom.
Stop swearing, you cocksucking motherfucking assholes.
I'll say it again: it's been a tough day, and we should cut each other a little slack, and draw together a bit...
How's this?
116?
How about that?
Research? Damn, I'm only 112.
Wazzat sound like? I'm going to hell, so I don't know what angels sound like.
I think they might ululate. Or do throat singing really high.
Patty Griffin on PBS Austin City Limits in some jurisdictions.
Not mine.
WETA is busy shaking down fat cats with no musical taste for a semi-annual contribution.
I say, fuck 'em.
...not only Patty Griffin, but Damien Rice. Fuck 'em with the channel changer.
FeralLiberal | 06.02.07 - 11:49 pm | #
Thanks. One would like it to improve, but it never does.
There's no need to piss on the living, for fuck's sake.
NTodd, Chica's Next Ex
There goes another sector of Bush's economy.
Nobody implied there was any impugning going on. I read Snow's point that life goes fucking on. And to tell him to fuck off and me to blow it out my ass seems pretty fucking stupid and rude.
The response was over the top, but to say "military history goes on" is glib and besides the point.
I know SNL has been pretty lame lately, but this is really scraping the bottom.
FeralLiberal
What is it? The Best of Chris Kattan? or a Denny Dillon Retrospective?
Appears people are cranky hereabouts tonight.
But I have only love for you all.
Come, bathe in the healing glow of my elephant penis.
Don't you fucking dare deny that saying what you said wasn't directed at the people who held the opinions. That's a goddamned lie.
What?
Nevermind.
Just don't tell me to blow it out my ass ever again when I've said nothing wrong.
[stomps off to find the whiskey and some firearms]
I know if I were dead I'd be very much enjoying that others were telling eahc other to fuck off. But hey, that's just me.
What is it? The Best of Chris Kattan? or a Denny Dillon Retrospective?
Charles Rocket's greatest hits.
prof wombat,
If we all would try to stop calling each other names it would require that we try to dim the spotlights that we each carry around to shine on ourselves so that others can see our brilliance the same way that we do. . . .
Come, bathe in the healing glow of my elephant penis.
Do you provide the loofahs?
That's one of the two reasons I post pets on Fridays
Echidne, you are so in touch, and practical at the same time. I'm thoroughly amused...
Back off Diane, Todd's mine.
Jim | 06.02.07 - 11:50 pm | #
Or a 90 minute compliation of how many times Jimmy Fallon looked into the camera after he told a joke...
Do you provide the loofahs?
Echidne of the snakes | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 11:52 pm | #
Are you making fun of my man Billo ?
ProfWombat, a neck rub, a glass of Sancerre, some fresh Anjou pears, dark chocolate, and thou?
The response was over the top, but to say "military history goes on" is glib and besides the point.
No, it's not glib. It's a reminder that we've lost an individual, but not the collective knowledge and will to apply it. People are acting like we somehow cannot go on. We can and must.
It's just like when people ask why nobody's doing anything about the war. Just fucking do it. We're all equal and powerful. And it's not an insult to the dead to say so.
Come, bathe in the healing glow of my elephant penis.
This will surely enrage the bears.
:: double checks to make sure he didn't type "engorge" ::
Research? Damn, I'm only 112.
You're damn right, research.
Feral, I also picked two Pippin pictures. The one where Pippin sits on a stone and another one which I can't remember. For a later Friday, if that's ok with you.
DWD: I'm 57. That's old enough to realize that my brilliance and a paid-up fare card will get me on the subway...
Back off Diane, Todd's mine.
lol jeezus what a thread
Do you provide the loofahs?
I have a basket of complimentary loofahs by the altar.
Come, bathe in the healing glow of my elephant penis.
IT'S STICKY!
I fogive you for tellimg me to fuck off the other day...
Awwwwwww... ya big galoot!
Hug it out, bitch!!!
Are we auditioning here for the upcoming blogger version of Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
.
Or a 90 minute compliation of how many times Jimmy Fallon looked into the camera after he told a joke...
Janeane The Acerbic Goblin
He never just told a joke and let it fly or fall. He always wanted to "look in the mirror" while riffing. At least, that's what I got from his effort.
And to tell him to fuck off and me to blow it out my ass seems pretty fucking stupid and rude.
Feh.
Research? Damn, I'm only 112.
You're damn right, research.
Bitch. After that crack about the Browns, I might resign from the alliance so I can smash you.
Stop swearing, you cocksucking motherfucking assholes.
Richard
It's foul-mouthed and vituperative.
"I know SNL has been pretty lame lately, but this is really scraping the bottom."
They shoot horses don't they?
It's time.
I read Snow's point that life goes fucking on. And to tell him to fuck off and me to blow it out my ass seems pretty fucking stupid and rude.
Wait'll you hear the eulogy I've got lined up for you!
They shoot horses don't they?
But not elephant cocks.
prof wombat,
I am fifty-seven and realize that fame is fleeting - as is life. Way too short to argue about nothing.
(I don't think I am arguing either. I was just offering an explanation)
Echidne,
Pippin would be pleased if you posted her pics. Help yourself anytime, you have blanket permission.
Did you check out the turtle pics?
Actually, one small point: the "fuck off" and "blow it out your ass" were, I think, both directed at the same person.
I apologize for any misunderstanding on that point.
I'm having Ouzo with hard boiled eggs....
"But not elephant cocks.
NTodd, Elephant Cock "
Is it time for a Mohel pun thread again?
MP | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 11:54 pm | #
He does that all the time. He had that look on his face "laugh, please laugh.".
The response was over the top, but to say "military history goes on" is glib and besides the point.
I said nothing over the top. I said military history is not lost. That's it.
What was over the top was a response of "fuck you" or "blow it out your ass."
DWD: yup; life is indeed too short for most kinds of bullshit...
Wait'll you hear the eulogy I've got lined up for you!
I hope it says that I redefined the art of catblogging and the discipline of swearing like a fucking Quaker, and the blogosphere will no longer be able to function without my unique vision of how to achieve peace in our time. Plus the snacks were out of this world.
SNL isn't really on, they're showing pro wrestling, I was making a joke...
Did you check out the turtle pics?
Those would be great. I didn't want to use them while you were.
NTodd once confused an elephant cock with an elephant proboscis. He thought the elephant sneezed on him.
Is it time for a Mohel pun thread again?
Cut that shit out.
Are we auditioning here for the upcoming blogger version of Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
"He was a pantless boy, and one day, with brand new driver's license fresh in his pocket, he swerved to avoid a... porcupine."
I had a turtle once.
John Belushi & Dan Ackroyd drag Brian Wilson SURFING 1976
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V...related&
search=
Classic clip from the 1976 Beach Boys special where The boys from Saturday Night Live drag Brian from his bed where he had held up for years..
NTodd once confused an elephant cock with an elephant proboscis. He thought the elephant sneezed on him.
Nice thing is my complexion has really improved.
No, it's not glib. It's a reminder that we've lost an individual, but not the collective knowledge and will to apply it. People are acting like we somehow cannot go on. We can and must.
It's just like when people ask why nobody's doing anything about the war. Just fucking do it. We're all equal and powerful. And it's not an insult to the dead to say so.
res simply made mention of one of Steve's great qualities. Don't try to make out like she was being some kind of drama queen.
And it's not *just like* your pet peeve. That's quite a stretch.
"I had a turtle once."
How was that?
I had a turtle once.
Diane(Desi)
I hope you used protection.
"Cut that shit out.
NTodd, Elephant Cock"
Yeah, you would probably run rings around me on that one.
Steve might actually have gotten a kick from all this swearing. 
Handy household tip #837:
If you need to replace your car's fan belt, an elephant foreskin will do in a pinch.
It's foul-mouthed and vituperative.
Fuck yeah.
I had a turtle once.
I think I read a book about that, "The Accidental Tortoise".
ProfWombat, I did offer neck massage, wine, fruit, and chocolate. Which I hope do not constitute bullshit
Stop swearing, you cocksucking motherfucking assholes.
Richard
why this; and why today?
Cold blooded--Paul Wolfowitz on myspace: http://www.myspace.com/paulwolfowitz43
Mean, mean, mean! But funny, f him.
I had a turtle once
Did it look like this?
"I did offer neck massage, wine, fruit, and chocolate. Which I hope do not constitute bullshit"
Certainly not - sounds like heaven to me.
As long as there's some cheese, too - got to have the cheese
I hope it says that I redefined the art of catblogging and the discipline of swearing like a fucking Quaker, and the blogosphere will no longer be able to function without my unique vision of how to achieve peace in our time.
Actually, it's a Powerpoint slide show of pictures behind the Tastee Freeze set to Louis Armstrong's "It's a Wonderful World."
Then I drop my pants*.
* Obscure Pat McCormick reference.
sallyh: that's one of the nicest offers I've had in a while...love ya, kid
Night, all.
Peace.
Keep 'em flyin' (But not at each other. Our enemies are still strong and enjoy it when we fight with each other)
ProfWombat, after a day of loading up my new computer for work, I could use something earthly and gentle
Steve might actually have gotten a kick from all this swearing.
FUCK THE FUCKING YANKEES!!!
Senators ain't dead yet! 5-3 Ottawa, baby!
Oh, and the Cavaliers are going to the NBA finals. Smoked Detroit 98-82.
What was over the top was a response of "fuck you" or "blow it out your ass."
Snow, that's exactly what I was saying. The response to your comment was over the top. See my initial response at 11:34.
Did it look like this?
kinda, but not til after he got into the fireplace
I could use something earthly and gentle
A mole?
Cars don't have fan belts much these days. An elephant foreskin, on the other hand, would make a splendid sling chair...
Congratulations Cleveland.
The refs gave it to you.
"FUCK THE FUCKING YANKEES!!!"
AND THE MASTURBATING ONES TOO!!!
res simply made mention of one of Steve's great qualities. Don't try to make out like she was being some kind of drama queen.
And Snow simply made another observation. Yet he got told to fuck off. And then I was told to blow it out my ass.
And it's not *just like* your pet peeve. That's quite a stretch.
No, it's just like it. It's people acting as though they can't do something without a particular person that most never even met. So Snow observed that one aspect of his blogger personality goes on and really got pissed on. And I got splashed.
It's fucking stupid, and if res is allowed to her feelings and reaction, then so am I. Really, how fucking meta can we get here?
It is exactly the shit that bugs me about this place sometimes and why I went and started Pax. I'm sick of the passive commenting passing as action and emotion. Feel angry, feel sad...but when the fuck are you going to use that fuel for something more useful? Instead we tell folks in our community to fuck off when they make an observation? Jesus, maybe Zod and the other trolls are right after all.
kinda, but not til after he got into the fireplace
I sense a story here...tell more!
ProfWombat, how about a lovely manila rope hammock?
sallyh: how about the Modern Jazz Quartet's 'Last Concert' on the jukebox; maybe some old port...
Steve might actually have gotten a kick from all this swearing.
Yeah. I mentioned down below that in one of my first encounters with him in the blogosphere, we got into quite a heated argument.
Yeah, you would probably run rings around me on that one.
Thanks! That's a really knife sentiment.
Invasive Mycobacterium marinum Infections
Timothy Lahey*
*Harvard Medical School, Boston, Massachusetts, USA
Suggested citation for this article: Lahey T. Invasive Mycobacterium marinum infections. Emerg Infect Dis [serial online] 2003 November [date cited]. Available from: URL: http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/EID/vo...o11/03-
0192.htm
To the Editor: Mycobacterium marinum infections, commonly known as fish tank granuloma, produce nodular or ulcerating skin lesions on the extremities of healthy hosts. Delay of diagnosis is common, and invasion into deeper structures such as synovia, bursae, and bone occurs in approximately one third of reported case-patients (1).
http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/eid/vo...o11/03-
0192.htm
Just sayin'.
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Senators ain't dead yet! 5-3 Ottawa, baby!
They had a bunch of guys from the Canadiens team that won 5 straight Stanley Cups on hand for good luck.
Jesus, maybe Zod and the other trolls are right after all.
Mommy!
ProfWombat, so long as there's a place we all find peace, it's all good.
"Thanks! That's a really knife sentiment.
NTodd, Elephant Cock"
Hack and you will receive.
Stop swearing, you cocksucking motherfucking assholes.
Richard
why this; and why today?
o
alas, i fucked up the nick ... and thus the joke ... (and hey, haloscan won't let a lesser than zero post)
Hack and you will receive.
Do I also get a tip?
I'm sick of the passive commenting passing as action and emotion. Feel angry, feel sad...but when the fuck are you going to use that fuel for something more useful?
YMMV, but I think the community function of this place is an important one. To have somewhere to meet people who have the same basic values and when something shitty happens to have others emphatize with that. That someone writes here doesn't mean the person isn't doing anything else. Not necessarily, anyway.
sallyh: wise and sexy at the same time. Not to mention redheaded. I am, of course, entirely at your service...
And Snow simply made another observation. Yet he got told to fuck off. And then I was told to blow it out my ass.
I think you're both big boys.
The original comment was unnecessary snark, and res ipsa, especially, did not deserve that. She never claimed Gilliard was the reigning military historian of his generation, but you've gotta have someone come in in these situations with the "he wasn't all that" bullshit.
And when you get called on it, don't get all pissy.
Echidne,
This is the only place I occasionaly post links to my pics, other than when Ruth borrows bird pics for her Thursday bird blogging.
ProfWombat, and I yours.
Maybe we'd better get a room
"Instead we tell folks in our community to fuck off when they make an observation?"
Yeah, sometimes. It happens. People get mad then they get glad again.
This community is one I only occasionally participate in, but it has value to me all the same, if only to remind me I am not insane, and that the bullshit I see is bullshit.
Yes, I do things to help make a difference, no i am not going to list to see whose is bigger - that would not be useful.
People are upset tonight. Neutral corners - let it go. It happens, and it stings the most when you're on the recieving end. Tomorrow might well be better.
"I'm sick of the passive commenting passing as action and emotion."
And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free!
Well I had a good day.
Got a new printer and it works great.
And when you get called on it, don't get all pissy.
Mirror. One might look into it.
This is the only place I occasionaly post links to my pics, other than when Ruth borrows bird pics for her Thursday bird blogging.
They are very good pictures and deserve to be shown. Thanks.
I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free!
Stupid. Why be proud of something that was a lottery?
Senators ain't dead yet! 5-3 Ottawa, baby!
and the fans should show up next game waiving black and white striped flags ...
"And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free!"
Free? Then why are you in the discount rack?
Mirror. One might look into it.
Isn't that what everyone does with them?
I was agreeing with you. Sheesh.
Blow it out your ass, Simels.
The original comment was unnecessary snark, and res ipsa, especially, did not deserve that.
So I guess I deserved the "go fuck your self." Go fuck yourself.
And then "go fuck yourself again."
They are very good pictures and deserve to be shown. Thanks
You are too kind!
BTW, over at the Orange Satan, someone just posted a link to Gilliard's I'm a Fighting Liberal post.
A classic.
CARRY ON O WAYWARD SON
The 70's MAN!!
Can you guys take your fight to cell phones?
Thanx.
So I guess I deserved the "go fuck your self."
Yep.
Go fuck yourself.
And then "go fuck yourself again."
Now I'm tired...
I just stole a whole mess of plants from in front of the closed-up, abandoned high school across the street.
I deny just writing that.
Isn't that what everyone does with them?
SteveNS
Not since cocaine.
I don't think, therefore I am not.
Look, I can only know what people say here. They ask why "we" can't end the war, yet when pressed on what they're willing to do, it's the same passive stuff, no sacrifice, no risk.
That's fine, if that's all you can do. But don't tell me it's all there is to do while acting sanctimonious about "chickenhawks" and how Bush never asks for sacrifice.
"Now I'm tired..."
I wanted a cigarette...
I am sated with garlic lemon chicken and varieties of alcohol.
How are y'all doin'?
Mirror. One might look into it.
Isn't that what everyone does with them?
Not cokeheads.
I was agreeing with you. Sheesh.
So? It's still stupid.
I just stole a whole mess of plants from in front of the closed-up, abandoned high school across the street
When the place gets demolished they would only get trashed. You were right in saving them.
How are y'all doin'?
rorschach, shrimpherd
OD'ing on Kansas
nodding off, alas...'night, all
Tomorrow will be a better day
I've been told over and over on this board that the Dems don't have to do anything to stop the war cuz they didn't start it.
That's the attitude.
I deny just writing that.
Just don't talk about it on your cell phone.
How are y'all doin'?
I went to a 25th wedding anniversary party. The guy has liver cancer. It was a beautiful and magical evening.
NTodd, Elephant Cock | Homepage | 06.03.07 - 12:12 am | #
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"you" can't end the war because it would make your cock shrink down to planaria status.
Sheed shouldn't have melted down.
That ended the game.
SINGAPORE - Defense Secretary Robert Gates on Sunday cautioned Turkey against sending troops into northern Iraq, as it has threatened, to hunt down Kurdish rebels it accuses of carrying out terrorist raids inside Turkey.
"We hope there would not be a unilateral military action across the border into Iraq," Gates told a news conference after meetings here with Asian government officials. Turkey and Iraq were not represented.
Gates said he sympathized with the Turks' concern about cross-border raids by Kurdish rebels.
"The Turks have a genuine concern with Kurdish terrorism that takes place on Turkish soil," he said. "So one can understand their frustration and unhappiness over this. Several hundred Turks lose their lives each year, and we have been working with the Turks to try to help them get control of this problem on Turkish soil."
Tensions have heightened in recent weeks in northern Iraq as Turkey has built up its military forces on Iraq's border, a move clearly meant to pressure Iraq to rein in the rebels of the Kurdistan Workers' Party, or PKK, separatists who launch raids into southeast Turkey's Kurdish region from hideouts in Iraq.
Turkey's political and military leaders have been debating whether to try to root out those bases, and perhaps set up a buffer zone across the frontier as the Turkish army has done in the past. Turkey's military chief said Thursday the army was ready and only awaiting orders for a cross-border offensive.
Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki on Saturday urged Turkey not to stage a new incursion, saying his government will not allow the relatively peaceful area of northern Iraq to be turned into a battleground.
Just don't talk about it on your cell phone.
Don't worry: the NSA can already read your thoughts via the implants. Say whatever you want.
I am sated with garlic lemon chicken
So how's Guantanamo treating you otherwise?
If you think it's stupid, you're not thinking.
Sigh. I thought it was clever. Wrong room, I guess.
So how's Guantanamo treating you otherwise?
FeralLiberal
Lemon chicken at Gitmo?
I am so mooning Cheney now.
"you" can't end the war because it would make your cock shrink down to planaria status.
Cool thing about planaria is that you can cut them in half and they grow into full sized motherfuckers. My penis is really a colony of them, and they're spreading to the point that I'll be like Leto II pretty soon...
Say whatever you want.
So "fuck off" is OK, after all?
Hug it out, bitch!
I've been told over and over on this board that the Dems don't have to do anything to stop the war cuz they didn't start it.
...and by "over and over," of course, I mean "never."
I would likely enjoy sheets right now.
Steve Gilliard is gone, but the chimp in the WH continues to live.
There is no fucking justice. None.
Sigh. I thought it was clever. Wrong room, I guess.
Indeed, you're in the wrong room. The I Thought It Was Clever But It Really Wasn't At All room is down the hall.
If you think it's stupid, you're not thinking.
Sigh. I thought it was clever. Wrong room, I guess.
annieangel
Allen, what would YOU know about thinking?
I would likely enjoy sheets right now.
Pssst! Ask if we can have pizza too!
Hug it out, bitch!
That's gaiii.
"Say whatever you want.
So "fuck off" is OK, after all?
Hug it out, bitch!"
This is such a strange place.
Wrong room, I guess.
The "closeted businessman wanting to fuck a man wearing a dress" room is two doors down.
Indeed, you're in the wrong room. The I Thought It Was Clever But It Really Wasn't At All room is down the hall.
NTodd, Elephant Cock
I'll show him where it is.
So far, this thread has been a little...volatile, I'd say. And I prefer it when it's more congenial and conciliatory as it often is, but...
I love the link to Kansas..."Carry on my wayward Son".
I'm saddened that Gilliard is gone. He was one of the good guys.
"Ask if we can have pizza too!"
Doritoes would be nice...
The "closeted businessman wanting to fuck a man wearing a dress" room is two doors down.
BRB.
How are y'all doin'?
My girlfriend's volleyball team placed 3rd in the over-50 division at the US Volleyball Open! But she says Austin was really noisy on account of a big motorcycle rally, she hardly got any sleep all week.
If Cleveland wins the NBA title, will they stop being assholes then?
This is such a strange place.
It's one big dysfunctional family!
So far, this thread has been a little...volatile, I'd say.
Pffft. Clearly you've never seen a Mac/PC thread.
Blow it out your ass, Dave.
"It's one big dysfunctional family!"
Who put the fun in dysfunctional?
I just stole a whole mess of plants from in front of the closed-up, abandoned high school across the street
When the place gets demolished they would only get trashed. You were right in saving them.
FeralLiberal | 06.03.07 - 12:13 am | #
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This is somewhat retarded. It's the middle of a thunderstorm and 11 p.m. and I'm hiding behind trees along the sidewalk with my plastic bucket and shovel to the entrance of the abandoned high school across the street. Then I book it across the street and start digging up day lilies and butterfly bush and have to hide behind the "Cony High School" sign every time a car comes by. Because I'm technically stealing plants. And I'm 42 years old.
"It's one big dysfunctional family!
dave™©"
Yeah, it's like an episode of the Simpsons, but with NTodd and Rory as well.
Uh, no pizza, but I do have chocolate cake.
Who put the fun in dysfunctional?
Uncle Blodge, Urban Teacher
This thread put the unction in dysfunctional.
'night.
Ntodd, or an XP/Vista thread.
Trying to ignore food comments. Twas Pizza night. Then we went for the Blue Bell Ice Cream.
"Clearly you've never seen a Mac/PC thread."
too true. Nobody has any humor about the great mac/pc wars. very messy
Because I'm technically stealing plants. And I'm 42 years old. Doug Watts
I believe this was addressed in the case of Harold v. Maude - it's public property, and you're the public.
SINGAPORE - Defense Secretary Robert Gates on Sunday cautioned Turkey against sending troops into northern Iraq, as it has threatened, to hunt down Kurdish rebels it accuses of carrying out terrorist raids inside Turkey.
Maybe we should make Bill Gates Sec. of Defense. He could give everyone in the Middle East cheap laptops, and they'll be too busy blogging to fight.
You laugh, but I've seen stupider ideas tried.
Ask if we can have pizza too!
I was going to make pizza, but then my wife said they had it at work today.
So I'm baking rosemary chicken.
If Cleveland wins the NBA title, will they stop being assholes then?
No, because hoops don't really count.
So how's Guantanamo treating you otherwise?
FeralLiberal | 06.03.07 - 12:15 am | #
Two kinds of vegetables!
That's fine, if that's all you can do. But don't tell me it's all there is to do while acting sanctimonious about "chickenhawks" and how Bush never asks for sacrifice.
NTodd, Elephant Cock | Homepage | 06.03.07 - 12:12 am | #
So how is insulting people and having endless junior high school level sex discussions exactly ending the war again?
...an XP/Vista thread.
I don't think there's gonna be a lot of disagreement on that one, personally.
Uh, no pizza, but I do have chocolate cake.
Sallyh
I wish I could quit you.
No, because hoops don't really count.
NTodd, Elephant Cock
Thank you for the clarity.
Todd is willing to go to jail for what he believes in. A federal pound you in the ass jail, at that.
So how is insulting people and having endless junior high school level sex discussions exactly ending the war again?
If you're not part of the solution, man...
Stoopiut hloscan
Veteran of the Psychic Wars - Blue Oyster Cult
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n...h?
v=nrd2xf5DIlU
Steve NS, with real cinnamon whipped cream. And hot fudge sauce, if you need that extra chocolate kick.
Vanilla ice cream, too.
Doug Watts
Hope you got a yard full. Some of the best plants I have were salvaged from properties being "renovated" or from friends that moved.
If anybvody wants some really nice Stella Doro yellow daylilies, I've got about 3 wheel barrows full so far.
I categorically deny writing the above statement.
...with real cinnamon whipped cream. And hot fudge sauce, if you need that extra chocolate kick.
Vanilla ice cream, too.
And just what the fuck was your husband complaining about again?
The Kingston Trio, my favorite folk group...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y...h?
v=yBkW3Qbq2Dw
Someone said Doritos, now I want chili, cheese and onion slopped over crushed Doritos.
Asshole.
"Stella Doro"
Could have sworn that was a cookie.
So how is insulting people and having endless junior high school level sex discussions exactly ending the war again?
It doesn't, fucktard. Oddly, that's been my whole goddamned point all along. Please do try to keep up.
too true. Nobody has any humor about the great mac/pc wars. very messy
It's still too soon to talk about the IBM clone wars.
Steve NS, with real cinnamon whipped cream. And hot fudge sauce, if you need that extra chocolate kick.
Vanilla ice cream, too.
*gurrgggllle*
Aw hell, I'll just run an extra couple miles tomorrow.
Hit me.
"Asshole."
My pleasure.
STEELLLLAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Todd is willing to go to jail for what he believes in. A federal pound you in the ass jail, at that.
Yup. But I'm not so sure they'll pound me in the ass--prolly skullfuck me. But that's okay, because my eyesight sucks anyway.
dave, he's quieted down. I guess he figured by the next morning that no one else was going to feed him
If anybvody wants some really nice Stella Artois, I've got about 3 wheel barrows full so far.
Fixed your typo?
Two kinds of vegetables!
Just don't let them dis your Koran.
But if they do, you can commit suicide as an act of asymetrical warfare.
It's still too soon to talk about the IBM clone wars.
It was a dark day when Darth PC jr came to power...
I have no problem with the middle school level sex discussions. No, really, I don't.
It's still too soon to talk about the IBM clone wars.
Don't make me unleash my secret weapon - the Coleco ADAM!
With "Donkey Kong" preinstalled as part of the operating system!
I'll write to you every week.
sheets
I had a Celocovision.
Zaxxon rules, man.
I guess he figured by the next morning that no one else was going to feed him.
A tip to all you ladies out there!
I'll write to you every week.
Use the codename Cordelia so they won't find you.
It doesn't, fucktard. Oddly, that's been my whole goddamned point all along.
I thought the Dems vote on funding brought about the need for a really futile and stupid gesture to be done on someone's part. This isn't it?
Echidne, truly thou art goddess.
BEAR PENII!
"It's still too soon to talk about the IBM clone wars.
It was a dark day when Darth PC jr came to power..."
That reminds me. While watch the Star Wars marathon last night, I went looking up info on Hamill. I was trying to remember what the accident was that tore up his face.
Was totally astonished to realize he is 6 years my senior. The dude was born in '51 according to all the references I can find.
I recently had my first brief exposure to Vista, and it really does suck.
I'd engage in bitter, endless, dilatory and ultimately idiotic and useless argument over computers and software but my computer almost always works perfectly so that would be somewhat juvenile.
Karin, can't say I'm thrilled. It's really being a bastard with Oracle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b...h?
v=bk6IWzU7kWA
Cordelia?
DENVER - A federal microbiologist, the father-in-law of the man quarantined with a drug-resistant form of tuberculosis, will be investigated to see how he was involved in the case, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said Saturday.
Also admitted his favorite bad was Wheezer...
If anybvody wants some really nice Stella Doro yellow daylilies, I've got about 3 wheel barrows full so far
Heh, they were about 10 bucks a pot when they first came out. Became so widespread they're cheap now. They are a very nice plant though, longer bloom season than most daylilies.
"Zaxxon rules, man.
Richard"
Had it on an Atari 400. Load by way of tape cassette. Twenty minutes to get there. Ten minutes of play then a crash.
A few of those and it ceased to be a favorite game.
"I'd engage in bitter, endless, dilatory and ultimately idiotic and useless argument over computers and software but my computer almost always works perfectly so that would be somewhat juvenile."
You can still tell someone to fuck off...
owls
After serious research on the subject, I conclude that TJ's 2.99 Argentian La Boca Malbec is far superior to TJ's 3.99 Chilean Panilonco Carmenere. Still, PC is less bad than adulterated panther piss.
Hyman Roth: "I'm going to take a nap right now. When I wake up, if the money is on this table, I'll know I have a partner. If it isn't, I'll know I don't."
Fucking awesome. Why doesn't that approach ever work with raise negotiations at the office?
FUCK THE FUCKING YANKEES!!!
Saw a kid on the train the other day wearing a "Take Your 26 Rings, and Shove Them Up Your Fucking Ass" t- shirt. I would hope that Steve would have approved.
Fucking awesome. Why doesn't that approach ever work with raise negotiations at the office?
MP | Homepage | 06.03.07 - 12:34 am | #
--Watch Godfather 3 for that answer
I just read about Steve. I have been ridiculously out of contact and then come back to read this.
Not happy.
Not happy.
Keep your eye on him, Ba'al.
So how is insulting people and having endless junior high school level sex discussions exactly ending the war again?
rootless2
So why do you stay if you don't like what's being said?
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