I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Uno.
Another fuckin' rocket scientist.
the first rule of haloscan....
Blowing up Starbucks?
If his mother was a wise Latina this never would have happened.
He had bragged to friends that he was responsible for the bombing
FIGHT CLUB - UR DOING IT WRONG
Look at the bright side. This will boost DVD sales for Fight Club.
El Stupido strikes again
criminal mischief?
*looks through notes*
Typical atrios posting anew thread when the psost turn to the subject of heaving bosoms and bodice's
When he gets out of prison he can run for Senator from Alabama.
I don't think bodices rip very easily. They have whale bones and shit and triple material. You probably rip out the ribs if you try. But that never stopped heaving writers.
'cuz, see, that Hammurabi guy, he wasn't born in this country. . . /Jayuff
He had bragged to friends that he was responsible for the bombing
FIGHT CLUB - UR DOING IT WRONG
gainsayer
Well, yes, The First Rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club
Thank dog all the dumbshits in the world aren't Senators from Alabama.
bodii were usally pre-ripped by servants echidne.
its all right there in teh text.
"videotaping this crime spree was the best idea we ever had".
I don't think bodices rip very easily.
It's why lingerie from places like Victoria's Secret is so poorly made.
It's not because they want to cheat the consumer, it's so the undies rip easily.
Thank dog all the dumbshits in the world aren't Senators from Alabama.
Sadly, all the senators from Alabama are dumbshits.
I'll have a double espresso to the chin.
Jayuff Sayshuns: Are yooo fur usin furrin ideyers?
What a fucking moron.
(takes a swig from Pimp Chalice)
bodii were usally pre-ripped by servants echidne.
It's why lingerie from places like Victoria's Secret is so poorly made.
It's not because they want to cheat the consumer, it's so the undies rip easily.
Cheaters! Don't try this at home.
Bodice is "Bad Ass" spoken with a plummy Oxford accent
my apologies to everyone in the previous thread who i was arguing with. my 4 pm showed up at 3:30 pm. apparently i had the time wrong.
hope you were able to muddle through without me.
Jayuff Sayshuns: Are yooo fur usin furrin ideyers?
What a fucking moron.
JT
Are they back to that stupid idea?
Hasn't she answered that one like 3 or 4 times already?
And doesn't a single Southern senator even know what a treaty is? Or what the Constitution says about them?
Makes me glad my connection to the hearings gave out.
Sadly, all the senators from Alabama are dumbshits.
Snow (D-SC) | Homepage | 07.15.09 - 4:15 pm | #
Forsooth, tho it has not always been thus.
Sessions being a hypocrite about the role of directors and committees of the board of directors.
Thank god the founding fathers didn't use any foreign ideas such as Locke.
my 4 pm showed up at 3:30 pm. apparently i had the time wrong
[tap, tap]
I just learned a new word!
"Burglariously"
.
my 4 pm showed up at 3:30 pm. apparently i had the time wrong.
how is the tutoring going? has little Sally finally figuired out that i comes before e except after c?
Jayuff: Is it true y'all got a secret recipe for carp that makes it taste real good?
Soto: Uh, what?
Jayuff: Are you familiar with this? (makes Speedy Gonzalez noises)
Soto: Jesus Christ . . .
Jayuff: A HA! Gotcha! Yew done jes' took tha name of the loard in VAIN!
Soto: Define "in vain."
Jayuff: Aw never mind. Cain't yew jes go on an' admit yer a ni(clang!)?
Sessions idea of justice is a lynch mob and a rope.
WAPO PUBLISHES GLOWING STPRY ON MURDER_ABETTER RANDALL TERRY
an exerpt
"The inflammatory rhetoric is deliberate and, in his view, in the vaunted tradition of historic social movements such as abolition and women's suffrage. His language is liberally sprinkled with words like "holocaust" and "cauldron of evil" and "slaughter." He refuses to use the term "abortion," preferring "baby killing."
Those who support abortion rights, he insists, are "lying proponents of murder." "
Arlen Specter, the dumbass senator from PA, acted like a fucking ass.
He should be horse whipped.
Fuck that sorry motherfucker.
I just learned a new word!
"Burglariously"
We did it in the Burger King bathroom.
breaking and entering into the domiclie of another at night with the specific intent to commit some crime.
Thank god the founding fathers didn't use any foreign ideas such as Locke.
leibniz♘☮ | 07.15.09 - 4:17 pm | #
or that Frenchi-fied motherfucker Montesquieu (sp)
Hello peeps!
I have navigated my way safely back to PA, all is well.
I will never snark at New Jersey again, there are a lot of good things and good people there.
HRC needs to assert herself at State.
Let Black Jesus deal with it.
Fight Club? I hope his fellow inmates don't hear of about it ...
That whole Puerto Ricans' thinking alike thing is really disturbing.
Jayuff: Is it true y'all got a secret recipe for carp that makes it taste real good?
Marcellina is in PA?
*combs hair*
*heaves bodice*
Man, that makes me shudder.
At juvie, I had kids who'd done things such as this, and worse. I try not to think about the fact that most of them are in prison or dead, but sometimes, it comes back and you wish it didn't.
Fight Club? I hope his fellow inmates don't hear of about it ...
focus, wise-ass latino
The first rule of Prison Rape Club is you do not talk about Prison Rape Club
my 4 pm showed up at 3:30 pm. apparently i had the time wrong
I hate when that happens.
looks like Sessions has bought into Buchanan's idea that race-baiting can only make the GOP stronger.
georgeous is a good word, too. Coined after george bush. I've only seen it as a mis-spelling of gorgeous, but it has promise.
Jayuff Sayshuns: OK, I'll let her finish, but I'm more innerested in my questions than her latina answers.
I will never snark at New Jersey again, there are a lot of good things and good people there.
Marcellina, elitist snob | Homepage | 07.15.09 - 4:19 pm | #
Psssst! So I should assume from the above you're being held hostage somewhere in the Pine Barrens?....
Type 1 LOL for yes, type 2 LOLs for no.....
Yoof, next Tuesday, Phila DL. Be there.
I will not be imbibing due to having to drive, tho.
I don't think bodices rip very easily. They have whale bones and shit and triple material. You probably rip out the ribs if you try. But that never stopped heaving writers.
Echidne
Heaving while typing is extremely difficult and should only be done by professionals...
That whole Puerto Ricans' thinking alike thing is really disturbing.
macacawitz
It all drives me insane.
Maybe we are too microscopic in our observations. I don't know.
I do know that I think this particular congress is laden with buffoons and n'er do wells.
Mr. Shaw was arrested near his home, and the authorities found on him a DVD of “Fight Club” and a box of sparklers — a type of hand-held firework
What's a DVD?
Sasha is pleased with herself.
Many things around her have been chewed up. This time it was the phone book.
http://thumbsnap.com/v/YBe2WgNs.jpg
studying for bar, M.
alas.
next time. we may make it out to Osterreich anyways soon enough.
Gummo, I came home with bags of Joisey tomatoes and corn to enjoy.
Seriously, many parts were much nicer than I had remembered/imagined.
Maybe we are too microscopic in our observations. I don't know.
I don't think so. That's pretty blatant.
I spilled some oil and vinegar on my bodice, and I bet if someone licked my torpedoes, they'd taste like a submarine sandwich.
when would you say 'old' officially kicks in?
Mabel's Wig Shack
if your male , when you lil' buddy doesn't salute you up in the morning.
mestizO
When you don't care whether or not he does.
~
Question: If the Republicans were a party in Autralia, would they be circling the drain counter-clockwise?
GOP: Bottom of the Cracker Barrel.
That whole Puerto Ricans' thinking alike thing is really disturbing.
macacawitz
It all drives me insane.
Maybe we are too microscopic in our observations. I don't know.
I heard on the radio that as Sotomayor is a shoo-in the hearings are all about talking to the bases. So all that is meant for the wingnuts, I guess.
Can anyone name me Richard Nixon's first Secretary of State?
If the Republicans were a party in Autralia, would they be circling the drain counter-clockwise?
They have no collective sense of direction.
Question: If the Republicans were a party in Autralia, would they be circling the drain counter-clockwise?
dmark
Yes, and they would be taking turns throwing each other under the 'lorry.'
I spilled some oil and vinegar on my bodice, and I bet if someone licked my torpedoes, they'd taste like a submarine sandwich.
Up periscope.
Marcellina!
Jayuff Sayshuns: You gonna vote like a good Porta Riccan conservative or are you gonna be influenced by them furrin ideyers?
So all that is meant for the wingnuts, I guess.
Reading the local news sites; I weep. I can't believe the depth of fools in my locale, alone.
I spilled some oil and vinegar on my bodice, and I bet if someone licked my torpedoes, they'd taste like a submarine sandwich.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore | 07.15.09 - 4:23 pm | #
Temptress!!!
they would be doing roundabouts in the loo, silly.
circling the drain? american facist speak.
Yes, Sotomayor was a done deal before this whole waste of time began. One of those GOP guys even said so.
That whole Puerto Ricans' thinking alike thing is really disturbing.
macacawitz
It all drives me insane.
Maybe we are too microscopic in our observations. I don't know.
I do know that I think this particular congress is laden with buffoons and n'er do wells.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
It's amazing, isn't it? We wish for statesmen and we get bozos.
And the whole world is watching this idiot and going...WTF??
Up periscope.
LOL
WASHINGTON (CNN) – Pennsylvania Sen. Arlen Specter called his fellow Democrat, Rep. Joe Sestak, a "flagrant hypocrite" and accused his rival of registering as a Democrat "just in time to run for Congress."
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn...rant-hypocrite/
Um, Arlen?
I spilled some oil and vinegar on my bodice, and I bet if someone licked my torpedoes, they'd taste like a submarine sandwich.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
Come sit next to me on the couch.
Jayuff: Looka me when Ah'm tawkin t'yew baugha!
Soto: Senator, I'm a woman, and I have no idea what you're talking about.
Jayuff! HAW! SEE!?! Didn' yew say yewasa Lateener!?! WAYULL!?!
sessions chief of staff said so, iirc.
thansk for wasting all out time.
Can anyone name me Richard Nixon's first Secretary of State?
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 07.15.09 - 4:24 pm | #
Why? You doing a research paper?
From Ezra Klein:
Under a Republican amendment approved Tuesday in the HELP bill, every member of Congress and their staffs would be required to enroll in the public insurance option. Sen. Tom Coburn (R-Okla.) authored the measure, which has become a rallying point for conservatives opposed to the public option. Sen. Ted Kennedy (D-Mass.), who voted by proxy, and Sen. Chris Dodd (D-Conn.) called their bluff and voted with Republicans to pass the amendment -- effectively neutralizing the issue for now. It seems unlikely that it would survive the many stages of the legislative process. Then again, Kennedy apparently likes it, according to his spokesman: "Sen. Kennedy believes strongly in the public option and its ability to provide quality and affordable healthcare while keeping the insurance companies honest. This was a no-brainer."
Heh. Good.
Come sit next to me on the couch.
Gladly. I'll give you my tired, my aching, my..........
Licking torpedoes? Isn't that illegal?
B1B, this is one "Yore gay, Daddy!" from becoming Redneck Star Wars redux.
WASHINGTON (CNN) – Pennsylvania Sen. Arlen Specter called his fellow Democrat, Rep. Joe Sestak, a "flagrant hypocrite" and accused his rival of registering as a Democrat "just in time to run for Congress."
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn...rant-hypocrite/
Um, Arlen?
Lumpenprolitariot
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http://thumbsnap.com/v/YBe2WgNs
Jayuff! HAW! SEE!?! Didn' yew say yewasa Lateener!?! WAYULL!?!
heh.
I never knew ye had it in ya, B1.
Vicky, sounds like your about to be covered in saliva.
Then again, Kennedy apparently likes it, according to his spokesman: "Sen. Kennedy believes strongly in the public option and its ability to provide quality and affordable healthcare while keeping the insurance companies honest. This was a no-brainer."
*standing ovation for TK*
torpedoes is another name for sub sandwiches
Is Atrios still over in Teh Socialist Lands? (Or Atlantic City, posting pictures of TSL on his blog)
OK, Arlen may be a few beers short of a six pack.
Roadmaster, Freewheelin'? What did you do? Steal a car?
Next up: GOP holds gun to its own head and threatens to shoot if health reform passes.
Vicky, sounds like your about to be covered in saliva.
macacawitz
The only dribbles that are missing are yours, my sweet.
Roadmaster, Freewheelin'? What did you do? Steal a car?
dmark
Sounds like he's commenting while pushing it...
Doug, she knows she's in trouble there.
Marcellina!
Gromit
We're getting a room in Philly for that night. Why don't you and Mrs. Gromit come on down for the night.
Kohl looks like an 80 year old Terry Bradshaw.
Roadmaster, Freewheelin' | Homepage | 07.15.09 - 4:27 pm | #
Woman troubles, brother? That always does it to me.
~
Darth: Thas right, baugha. Ah'm happy.
Luke: Yeah, yore happy yore GAY!
Roadmaster, Freewheelin'? What did you do? Steal a car?
dmark
Not quite - just dodging my employers as I get enough $$ together to pay off old P-tix so I can then get legal registration.
The only dribbles that are missing are yours, my sweet.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
At my age the only way I'll get you wet is if I drool on you.
We're getting a room in Philly for that night.
Can't wait to see youse!
hilarious poison pill, GOP. good job.
they are really out of touch arent they>?
Doug, she knows she's in trouble there.
Echidne | Homepage | 07.15.09 - 4:29 pm | #
I had to scroll back up. For a second, I though you meant Vicki.
Echidne, that was last year's phone book. She's not in any real trouble. It's when she chomps up a pair of shoes that I like, when all the
NO NO NO
occurs.
Woman troubles, brother? That always does it to me.
~
Meander
Well, yes, there is that, too.
Although later today, I'll be sending a letter of inquiry to a young lady with a captivating presence at the Chicago Reader Personals.
6.3 quake in New Guinea.
Yoda: Will you two shut the hayul up!?! On, Oprah is!
the old Guinea was so much better.
Google sez:
Real estate at this address
$799,000, 2 bed, 1 bath
Can't wait to see youse!
Marcellina,
Same here. We're even more excited about the concert. Will I have to dress?
Why did I just eat two slices of mushroom pizza?
I am fat.
Although later today, I'll be sending a letter of inquiry to a young lady with a captivating presence at the Chicago Reader Personals.
Roadmaster
That's where to find the demure ones.
Will I have to dress?
Just show up nekkid.
B1B just made me laugh very loudly in a professional environment.
6.3 quake in New Guinea?
quake, or just the scurrying of millions of little guinea pig feets?
Will I have to dress?
QL- | Homepage | 07.15.09 - 4:33 pm | #
They might frown on you goin' nekkid.
Echidne, that was last year's phone book. She's not in any real trouble. It's when she chomps up a pair of shoes that I like, when all the
NO NO NO
occurs.
My elderly neighbor's Lab puppy chewed up his glasses and so when he tried to get them he couldn't see and fell. Luckily he was OK and had many more good years with the bossy dog.
clothes are not required provided you are covered in thick fur.
We're getting a room in Philly for that night. Why don't you and Mrs. Gromit come on down for the night.
QL
Thurs eve (week from tommorrow)?
I spilled some oil and vinegar on my bodice, and I bet if someone licked my torpedoes, they'd taste like a submarine sandwich.
Now that sounds like the Leibniz I've come to know and adore 
From Digby, also on health care:
...Here's the acting chair of the HELP Committee, Chris Dodd, offering to accept 64 amendments by unanimous consent, but the Republican leader refuses to allow it in an effort to drag out the process. This is the minority's entire raison d'etre on this bill.
I thought the sound I was hearing was seagulls fighting over a bag of Doritos. But no. It's republicans squawking and whining.
Nekkid cola to leibniz
Jesus...
During a four-hour melee in a walkway between factory dormitories, Han and Uighur workers bludgeoned one another with fire extinguishers, paving stones and lengths of steel shorn from bed frames. By dawn, when the police finally intervened, two Uighur men had been fatally wounded and 120 other people were injured, most of them Uighur, according to the authorities.
“People were so vicious, they just kept beating the dead bodies,” said one man who witnessed the fighting, which he said involved more than a thousand workers.
Oh, Marcellina,do you eat before or after a performance. We would definitely want to take you out to dinner.
Just show up nekkid.
leibniz
The second I hit publish I knew I had made a mistake.
clothes are not required provided you are covered in thick fur.
euphronius
Sorry, are you still talking about the bar exam?
Because real men like to hide in dark alleys and beat each other to death.
The second I hit publish I knew I had made a mistake.
QL-
Sometimes, I make those on purpose.
B1B just made me laugh very loudly in a professional environment.
I thought you were an attorney.
That's where to find the demure ones.
dmark
Well, there are several of the artsy-smartsy kind there. A good share in the 32-44 age range.
This one, according to her bio, digs vintage things, community radio, eyeglasses and sideburns.
Don't know what she'd see in me, but...
i can only bring in clear bags into the bar exam.
Tuesday evening.
I thought you were an attorney.
Whew! I thought I was just a sockpuppet.
QL, nothing fancy. I will have a gown on, but I guess people will be dressed as if to church in the country. And I don't care if you're jeans.
i can only bring in clear bags into the bar exam.
ooh
I submitted my grant to Grants.gov, successfully! All done.
So, here.
Savoury Onion Flatbread
Preparation Time: 5 Minutes
Cooking Time: 20 to 25 Minutes
Servings: 4
Ingredients:
* Pinch granulated sugar
* 2/3 cup (150 mL) warm water
* 2 tsp (10 mL) active dry yeast
* 1-1/2 cups (375 mL) (approx.) all-purpose flour
* 1/2 tsp (2 mL) salt
* 1/4 cup (50 mL) vegetable oil
* 2 Ontario Cooking Onions very thinly sliced
* 1/4 cup (50 mL) red wine vinegar
* 2 tbsp (25 mL) honey
* 3/4 cup (175 mL) freshly grated Parmesan cheese
* Cornmeal
* 1 tsp (5 mL) dried thyme
In measuring cup, stir together sugar and water. Sprinkle yeast on top and let stand in warm place about 5 minutes or until bubbly and doubled in volume.
In large bowl, combine flour and salt. Make well in centre and pour in 2 tbsp (25 mL) oil. Stir yeast mixture briskly and pour into well. With fork, gradually blend flour into liquid mixture to form dough; gather into ball. Turn out onto lightly floured surface and knead about 5 minutes, adding just enough extra flour to make soft, slightly sticky dough. Place in greased clean bowl, turning to grease all over. Cover with greased waxed paper, then tea towel. Let rise in warm draft free place until tripled in bulk, about 1-1/2 hours. (Dough can be left to rise up to 3 hours.)
In small bowl, combine onions, vinegar and honey; let stand at least 1 hour, stirring occasionally.
On lightly floured surface punch down dough, knead in 1/4 cup (50 mL) cheese. Form into ball and cover with bowl; let stand of 10 minutes.
On lightly floured surface, roll out dough to 10-inch (25-cm) circle. Lightly sprinkle baking sheet with cornmeal; place dough on top. Make indentations all over top with fingertips. Drain onions and scatter over dough. Sprinkle with remaining 1/2 cup (125 mL) cheese, then thyme and remaining 2 tbsp (25 mL) oil. Sprinkle all over with 1 tsp (5 mL) cold water and bake at 425°F (220°C) for 20 to 25 minutes or until golden. Cut in wedges; serve warm.
Yep, we were allowed a clear bag (with pencils, ID, earplugs and a granola bar) and a clear bottle of water.
sockputtets can waive into the MAss Bar.
Ethics Complaint #18 Filed Against Sarah Palin....
That's A LOT of complaints....
Leahy: We'll turn to you, Senator Hatch, for some more stomach turning questions.
i can only bring in clear bags into the bar exam.
euphronius failure | 07.15.09 - 4:36 pm | #
Bummer, dude. You'll get sweaty in those things.
Because real men like to hide in dark alleys and beat each other to death.
GWPDA Heroine of the Workplace
The Republican Party Slogan for 2010 midterms?
How can I more successfully mock the Republicans' infatuation with court cases from the 1870s, 1880s and 1890s?
sallyh-
At this point, with all the meds I am taking, sex is a poisson distribution.
Tuesday evening.
QL
Dammit, no can do. That's my second day back from two weeks away. Crap.
i cant type at all.
my boss asked me to remember something today that happened like 2 weeks ago. i just stared at her. no idea. but i did know all the possible ways my job could be terminated.
like horse kicks
How can I more successfully mock the Republicans' infatuation with court cases from the 1870s, 1880s and 1890s?
GWPDA
Surging ahead to the 19th century once again, those guys.
After, definitely. Will you be able to hold out til 8:30 or 9:00?
Maybe I should look into that, getting a table for however many...
torpedoes is another name for sub sandwiches
We call 2 liter soft drink bottles "torpedoes."
a clear bottle of water.
Gin? Vodka? Absinthe?
I expect an episode of L&O detailing this, except with a dead person, of course.
That kid's lucky no one was hurt or killed. It's all Hollywood's fault, of course, for giving him the idea.
Jay C, vodka is water of a sort.
Gromit, are you in England?????
a clear bottle of water.
Gin? Vodka? Absinthe?
Hillbilly rocket fuel?
The Constitution creates rights?
WTF?
Bullshit.
drinking during bar exam is not adviced. or advised.
What was wrong with Snarlin' Arlen today? My, he was testy. Strange to see a D after his name.
We call 2 liter soft drink bottles "torpedoes."
Toonscribe: domestic shorthair
I call those bombs that shoot underwater to hit battleships torpedoes...
I stayed at the hotel directly across the street from the test site, so I went upstairs and paced around in between test sessions.
How can I more successfully mock the Republicans' infatuation with court cases from the 1870s, 1880s and 1890s?
GWPDA
Surging ahead to the 19th century once again, those guys.
Jay C.
Tell Sessions and Graham that this time aroung, the North will be more thorough in its destruction of the plantations.
What was wrong with Snarlin' Arlen today? My, he was testy. Strange to see a D after his name.
pie
With no help from Fox News, either!
Sen. Tom Coburn (R-OK, and oby-gyn to fellow male senators) had this exchange with Sotomayor today, as contained in Milbank's WaPo column:
Sotomayor "... if I go home, get a gun, come back and shoot you, that may not be legal."
"You'll have lots of 'splainin' to do," replied Coburn, channeling Ricky Ricardo as he addressed the first Hispanic nominee to the Supreme Court.
Cuba or Puerto Rico, all Hispanics sound the same, I guess, to Coburn.
the NJ site is Atlantic City.
huh
I had a case full of chocolate for my viva.
Oh Christ, You really like me! You really really like me!
Eric Cantor (R-MoranVille) planning presidential run ...
See TPM.
the NJ site is Atlantic City.
Ah, so you can celebrate at the OTB!
drinking during bar exam is not adviced. or advised.
Ah, in the old days, we both drank and smoked during our orals.
euphronius failure, I', sure you're going to do just fine on the test, although if you're like my s-i-l, who took the Oregon bar last year, you'll be sure you failed it.
He passed, as will you.
Statement of beliefs at the new Montanna Dinosaur and Fossil Museum:
All things were supernaturally created by the Triune God – Father, Son and Holy Spirit.
The Bible is the divinely inspired revelation of the Creator, completely free from error in the original manuscripts.
Each type of plant and animal was specifically created “after its kind” by God; none came from chance or natural processes, nor did any develop from some other plant or animal.
The first humans, Adam and Eve, were specially created by God; all others are their descendants. In Adam, mankind was given dominion over all other creatures and the earth itself. "marriage is ordained by God and is only between one man and one woman."
The creation of all things occurred in six natural days and was originally “very good.”
The entrance of sin into the world, through Adam, brought God’s curse on all creation, culminating in death and separation from God. No suffering or death existed prior to this.
The Biblical record of the beginning of the world is authentic history. This includes the recent creation of all things, the fall, the curse, the global flood, and the dispersion of nations at Babel. Evidences in the earth’s crust and in human legends are to be interpreted in light of this true history.
http://www.creationtruth.org/index.htm
Strange to see a D after his name.
pie
With no help from Fox News, either!
ellroon, smolderingwreckian
Heh.
Sure thing, Tobes.
I hereby name YOU Nixon's first Sec of State!
I call those bombs that shoot underwater to hit battleships torpedoes...
ellroon, smolderingwreckian | Homepage | 07.15.09 - 4:41 pm | #
I don't get it.
im only worried about catastrophes. like total nervous breakdown and mind blanks.
Gromit, are you in England?????
Marcellina
Got home Monday night. Lovely trip.
Sinus surgery Tuesday. Not so nice a trip.
Under instructions to stay away from work for the rest of the week. Am complying with delight, as actually I feel quite good.
Practice breathing and body relaxation, euphronius.
Ooh. Did Sotomayor just cut off Hatch?
That's gonna make Graham unhappy. She should have waited patiently for the bloviating to end, right Lindsay.
drinking during bar exam is not adviced. or advised.
What if you're in bartenders school?
im only worried about catastrophes. like total nervous breakdown and mind blanks.
Play some classical music. It's very calming, I've found.
Ah, in the old days, we both drank and smoked during our orals.
Math departments used to reek of pipe, cigar, and cigarette smoke, but mostly of pipe tobacco. Which isn't entirely a bad smell.
It's better than flop sweat any day of the week.
im only worried about catastrophes. like total nervous breakdown and mind blanks.
Just remember not to put your tampons in your clear plastic bag.
that would be a mixology exam. not a bar exam.
Hey Bar Bri, don't you owe me like twelve bucks for some bogus class action suit?
Smarmy Hatch trying to play gotcha.
Fucker...
I've got to run off to work and am dreading what I'll find when I get there.
I sent of what could be called an email grenade last night in reply to some scurrilous stuff going on.
It's possible I may be let go today.
After, definitely. Will you be able to hold out til 8:30 or 9:00?
Maybe I should look into that, getting a table for however many...
Marcellina
I'll drink some strong coffee, but expect me to start snoring before the evening is out.
im only worried about catastrophes. like total nervous breakdown and mind blanks.
I had a doctor ask me a lot of questions about who is the president, what day is it....when he asked the year I said 1990.
Dinosaurs for Jebus!
"You don't have to be right to do Buchanan's job. Or even sincere. You just have to be very loud."—Ta-Nehisi Coates, on professional superfuck Pat Buchanan
Math departments used to reek of pipe, cigar, and cigarette smoke, but
mostly of pipe tobacco. Which isn't entirely a bad smell.
2.5 packs of More menthol during the orals. Only 1 during the writtens (I was typing that and needed both hands, and wasn't all that adept at the old hanging from the lower lip methodology.) Sealed rooms of course, both times.
do people really not prepare for the bar exams?
i mean, i cant see how you could not pass it if you prepared.
Ah, in the old days, we both drank and smoked during our orals.
Doug : Math departments used to reek of pipe, cigar, and cigarette smoke, but mostly of pipe tobacco. Which isn't entirely a bad smell.
It's better than flop sweat any day of the week.
I thought the whole point of becoming an adult was so you could drink, smoke, and fuck. Nobody wants to do any of that anymore.
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Shorter Hatch: The SC should have no power, except when it comes to overriding an election's results in favor of a Puke.
Dinosaurs for Jebus!
B1 Bummer
Open the door
get on the floor
everybody walk the dinosaur
The prophet John 17:59 appeared to us here last night.
He said that creation museums are bullshit.
Doug | 07.15.09 - 4:47 pm | #
Hang tough, and good luck!
when he asked the year I said 1990.
leibniz♘☮
Don't I wish - if we could go back and alter events.
(((leibniz♘☮ )))
I for one applaud Sotomayor's appointment!
*sproing!*
Da bomber eschews capitalization.
Odd that Pukes think that impartiality involves no emotions.
An on the 6th day god created some really dumb mutherfuckers who believe that the earth is only 6000 years old.
That question makes no sense. That is a distinction without a difference, Orrin.
Enkew Ali
I'd like to give empathy to Hatch where the sun don't shine.
God, I hated the exam. 3 days long, man. If you blank out, just spot issues and keep writing. The most important thing is to put your secret ID code on all the pages. That's the real test. If you can't remember to do that, they'll flunk you.
Odd that Pukes think that impartiality involves no emotions.
fred | 07.15.09 - 4:50 pm | #
They are not particularly aware of the human condition, being sub-human and all.
Doh! She almost directly told Hatch he was confusing sympathy with empathy.
I stayed at the hotel directly across the street from the test site, so
I went into the bar and drank heavily in between test sessions.
Fried your turkey.
Doug! Take Sasha with u! Nobody would fire u when u haz ur puppy with u!
Odd that Pukes think that impartiality involves no emotions.
fred | 07.15.09 - 4:50 pm | #
Psychopaths generally think emotions are a weakness, not a strength.
I am a devourer of souls, eater of worlds.
An on the 6th day god created some really dumb mutherfuckers who believe that the earth is only 6000 years old.
macacawitz | 07.15.09 - 4:51 pm | #
That god thingie sure has a bad-ass sense of humor.
Thank the baby Jeebus ours was only 2 days.
Couldn't afford another day in the hotel.
You would think creationists would like, you know, look around or something.
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Between harping on "wise latina" and "empathy," it's very clear that the repubs have nothin'.
It'll be over soon, Sonia, or should I say Justice Sotomayor.
Sallyh, the exam ended around 4:00, so by 5:30 I was sitting on the beach in Maine forgetting everything very very quickly.
Oh excellent. Hatch is going over empathy. That hasn't been covered nearly enough yet.
This thing has now entered Ironman Triathalon territory.
I am a devourer of souls, eater of worlds.
Bar Bri | 07.15.09 - 4:53 pm | #
Do you swallow?
I am a devourer of souls, eater of worlds.
I understand killfile has a lovely buffet.
leibniz, though I hate you, I love you. Hope all goes well. You're the best.
She's just sitting passively while Orin hurls himself down the Hatch.
Sheets.
Smarmy Hatch trying to play gotcha.
Fucker...
fred
He better not be depending on Obamas future support.
Finally - an apartment in Chelsea opens up. Get the super on the phone, stat!
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