HULK SMASHED
Here, have a pop
Dead threaded:
Hey, question for you all: if you were a real Helen Thomas reporter, what kinds of questions (and followups) would you ask Karl Rove in light of Luskin's flipping Conyers the bird (PDF)?
aha?
Frist?
Looks like Bill C may be the key to the end of this:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/ tol...icle3998946.ece
Discreet merger talks between key campaign staff and leading fundraisers in both camps are already under way. But the process of healing is fraught with friction after accusations of sexism, racism and other insults.
Bill Clinton has been stung by accusations that he played the “race card” by referring to Obama’s story as a “fairy-tale” and comparing his early success in South Carolina with that of the Rev Jesse Jackson, the failed black presidential candidate, in the 1980s.
Nevertheless, friends said they expected the former president to campaign hard for Obama once the nomination is settled.
Bjorn, nonkosherjewforO | 05.24.08 - 7:08 pm | #
BTW, thanks to folks for supporting the Bikeathon. The Pinkers thought it was a cool idea, and it almost paid for my entire trip!
woohoo!
Woo Hooo!!!
Fucking Haloscan
me
much fresher up here
not me
geez
Bas-O-Matic,
Fizzy beverage?
From Below:
Bill Clinton thought he was off the hook regarding Danny Williams. Danny is now a teenager and does not know the identify of his father. While growing up, his mother told him his father was Bill Clinton. Arkansas troopers had actually taken Christmas presents to Danny on behalf of Bill.
Danny's mother is Bobbi Ann Williams. She happens to be black, and when Clinton knew her in Little Rock, she was a crack cocaine hooker. When Clinton would go for a jog and take a little break from his duties at the governor's mansion, there was at least one occasion in which Bobbi Ann serviced him in the bushes.
Pictures of Danny bear a striking resemblance to Clinton. As evidence of her story that they had an affair, Bobbi Ann was able to accurately describe the inside of the home of Clinton's mom, Virginia Kelley. The only way she would know that is if she was the housekeeper, she had broken in, or someone took her there. She was not the housekeeper. There is no record of a break in. We are left to the conclusion that her story is true, and it was their love nest.
...
Bill Clinton, who has used the "N" word, who has used black people all his life, needs to be shown for who he really is. How will people feel if they know that he has been a deadbeat dad, particulary of a child who is half black?
Yeh, no comments. Right. I believe that.
Nevertheless, friends said they expected the former president to campaign hard for Obama once the nomination is settled.
They should never use hard and Bill Clinton in the same sentence.
okay, namestealer, we got it the first time, now buzz off.
Oh hell, once again here's pics from my trip today (and a couple from yesterday).
Nevertheless, friends said they expected the former president to campaign hard for Obama once the nomination is settled
NO ONE COULD HAVE ANTICIPATED ....
I have a confession: I am Bill Clinton's half-black love child.
Nevertheless, friends said they expected the former president to campaign hard for Obama once the nomination is settled
NO ONE COULD HAVE ANTICIPATED ....
HE'S TEARING THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY APART!!!!!!
"Mr. Rove, in your opinion are there certain people who are not ever subject to subpoenae and legal processes?"
"And on what do you base that opinion?"
I have a confession: I am Bill Clinton's half-black love child.
NTodd, Poseur
But you're a complete honkie.
Diane - good ones!
[takes notes]
NTodd the only thing I can think to ask Rove is "have you no shame, Sir? Have you, at last, no shame" and we know the answer to that. I guess, "Why should future generations not spit every time they hear your name?" would work.
Mr. turdblossum, could you go fuck yourself?
HE'S TEARING THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY APART!!!!!!
NTodd, Poseur
*cues Journey music*
But you're a complete honkie.
I can almost dunk.
I'm not kidding. Too bad I can't palm the ball...
I have a confession: I am Bill Clinton's half-black love child.
Bas-O-Matic,
Fizzy beverage?
bloggus | 05.24.08 - 7:12 pm | #
Nah,I didn't get the first post.
Mr. Rove, are you gay?
HE'S TEARING THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY APART!!!!!!
BECAUSE OF THAT EVILLLLLLLL WOMAN!!!!!!!
I'm not kidding. Too bad I can't palm the ball...
NTodd, Poseur
That's not what you told me behind the Tastee Freez.
BECAUSE OF THAT EVILLLLLLLL WOMAN!!!!!!!
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
*cues ELO music*
Hey, question for you all: if you were a real Helen Thomas reporter, what kinds of questions (and followups) would you ask Karl Rove in light of Luskin's flipping Conyers the bird
"Tell us all about Jeff Gannon."
BECAUSE OF THAT EVILLLLLLLL WOMAN!!!!!!!
SHE'S AN IGNORANT *****!!!!!
I have a confession: I am Bill Clinton's half-black love child.
NTodd, Poseur | Homepage | 05.24.08 - 7:13 pm | #
No wonder you can't keep your pants on.
Damn those damned Clintons to hell for their evil work.
Mr. Rove, are you gay?
Gomez
No, but his father was.
Thank you, NTodd.
By the way, I have a post up on the dangerous delusions of John McCain.
Obama never should have made Hillary mention RFK.
ow will people feel if they know that he has been a deadbeat dad, particulary of a child who is half black?
Dude. You do know how unhinged you sound, right? There are freeper blogs where this would be considered out of line.
Hillary should campaign in a tube top.
They are the spawn of the devil. Call the mage to cast a spell on them!
"Mr. Rove, will you be doing much foreign travel in the near future?"
Huffington Post is unreadable now.
Huggy Bear should campaign in a stormtroopers uniform.
"Mr. Rove, will you be doing much foreign travel in the near future?"
montag
"Mr. Rove, will you be doing much foreign travel in the near future?"
Oh, I hope so.
Zero comments my ass!
"Mr. Rove, will you be doing much foreign travel in the near future?"
montag
Paris is beautiful this time of year... ignore the fact they have the ability to arrest war criminals...
Dude. You do know how unhinged you sound, right? There are freeper blogs where this would be considered out of line.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
It's a namestealer.
Mr. Rove, could you tell us about Jeff Gannon?
It's a namestealer.
I hope so.
if you were a real Helen Thomas reporter, what kinds of questions (and followups) would you ask Karl Rove in light of Luskin's flipping Conyers the bird
How does a methane breathing alien sack of Denebian Slime Devil manure such as yourself survive in an oxygen-nitrogen atmosphere without an environment suit?
Mr. Rove, will you be doing much foreign travel in the near future?"
I hear Switzerland is beautiful in the summer.
Hillary should campaign in a tube top.
Gomez |
What has this got to do with the internets?
I hear Switzerland is beautiful in the summer.
So's Gitmo.
Keep the questions coming!
Inflammatory is good, but it's got to sound like a real reporter would ask it. I'll tell you why later.
IMO, a lot of the blogs have become unreadable, at least as a source of political commentary or news.
They may be useful as case studies for sociology and psychology grad students.
"Bill Clinton has been stung by accusations that he played the “race card” by referring to Obama’s story as a “fairy-tale” and comparing his early success in South Carolina with that of the Rev Jesse Jackson, the failed black presidential candidate, in the 1980s."
stung? then he shouldn't have played the race card in the first place, the fucking asshole.
So's Gitmo.
watertiger, rica suave
And the lemon herb chicken they serve after the frat party hijinks is divine!
Cuban Cigars, bitches!
Huggy Bear should campaign in a stormtroopers uniform.
He'd make a great stand in for Admiral Motti.
"I find your lack of faith disturbing"
IMO, a lot of the blogs have become unreadable, at least as a source of political commentary or news.
They may be useful as case studies for sociology and psychology grad students.
Henry Flower
Excluding Blast Off!, naturally.
NTodd:
Mr. Rove, you said that you had "the" math. Obviously, you didn't. Why should we listen to you?
Mr. Rove, do you still think that a long-term political co-alition can be based on an appeal to fundie xians?
Mr. Rove, was hating on the gays not enough to sustain a political movement? Why, then, did you urge such a policy?
Mr. Rove, is that blood on your hands?
BERLIN (Reuters) - The United States is already in a recession and it will be longer as well as deeper than many people expect, U.S. investor Warren Buffett said in an interview published in German magazine Der Spiegel on Saturday.
Naturally, Sinf. And NTodd. And Echidne. And Dependable Renegade, Power Pop, Whiskey Fire.
I'm thinking The Daily Dog Shit, etc.
Way over the line.
Frighteningly over the line.
"Mr. Rove, is it true that you designed and ordered 200 'Get Out Of Jail Free' cards for all of the White House Staff?"
"And was the contract put out to bid?"
"Mr. Rove, why do you have an aversion to testifying under oath?"
Follow-up:
"How, exactly, is it against your religion?"
Mr. Rove, on what legal basis can you claim executive privilege for allegedly criminal behavior beyond the reasonable scope of your duties?
Mr. Rove,
Why shouldn't you be in close contact w Jeffrey Skilling to find out what life is like inside American jails?
I'm thinking The Daily Dog Shit, etc.
Way over the line.
Frighteningly over the line.
Henry Flower
GOS? I haven't been over there in forever.
Mr. Rove, besides David Broder, which prominent members of the press have you dined with at your home?
"Mr. Rove, did you know beforehand that erasing your emails could be construed as destruction of evidence?"
Mr. Rove, on what legal basis can you claim executive privilege for allegedly criminal behavior beyond the reasonable scope of your duties?
Sinfonian, can haz puppy?
The last line sort of interferes with the reporter impression.
Mr. Rove,
What was it about George Bush, a certifiable idiot, in a cowboy jacket that made you abandon Darby? Seriously.
Here, have a pop
ErinPDX | 05.24.08 - 7:09 pm | #
http://
forfathersonly.blogspot.c...diagonally.html
Nevertheless, friends said they expected the former president to campaign hard for Obama once the nomination is settled
So helpful.
oh well, you know what a failure Buffett is. What does he know?
Echidne, I need to thank you for your good work on this blog and your own making clear why the constant drumbeat of sexist criticism of Hillary Clinton is bad for us all. Really. Reading your comments & posts helps me keep in mind that it's not just me being paranoid.
Thanks.
The last line sort of interferes with the reporter impression.
Echidne
Well, then leave the puppy part out.
Rove, what would you do differently if you had the chance and why?
Do you think the people that have lost their lives because of your efforts on behalf of the Bush administration will be waiting for you when you die?
Do you think anyone would save you from drowning?
How can you trust the waiters not to spit in your food?
What does it feel like to be hated by 80% of the American people?
Nevertheless, friends said they expected the former president to campaign hard for Obama once the nomination is settled.
That's great. Howsabout we settle the whole nominee thing first, and let Obama pick his own running mate?
It's not about the Clintons anymore. Really it isn't.
Mr. Rove,
Did you ever really believe that he loved you enough to swallow?
Mr Rove,
When you pull off your flesh at night to release the demons, do you use a zipper or velcro?
GOS? I haven't been over there in forever.
I check it at least once a day.
You need a Hazmat suit to read it though.
Well, I do anyway.
It's a namestealer.
I hope so.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator | Homepage | 05.24.08 - 7:21 pm | #
Of course it's a lying namestealer, a republican with no morals or imagination.
Thank YOU, strawhat. Mwah.
"Mr Rove, do you believe time you spend in prison be best served as punishment or for the purpose of rehabilitation?"
Cuban sugar beotches.
Mr. Rove, just what DO you use to keep that divine pasty complexion? It's positively opaque.
I'll add my voice to strawhat's, Echidne.
(Can I have a kiss, too?)
Mr. Rove, do you like gladiator movies?
"Mr Rove, do you think that all convicted members of the administration should be sent to separate prisons?"
I'll add my voice to strawhat's, Echidne
Me, third.
Mr. Rove, you seem very smug in your refusal of repeated Congressional subpoenas. Have you ever felt fear?
Follow-up:
Want to?
IMO, a lot of the blogs have become unreadable, at least as a source of political commentary or news.
The diaries at dkos are shameful. The anti-Clinton hatred, paranoia, and conspiracy theories on display there remind me of the wingnut output against her husband 10 years ago.
You can have a kiss, Henry Flower. And Hecate, too, assuming she won't mind one.
And Hecate, too, assuming she won't mind one.
/Kisses the snake goddess!
I'd ask Rove if he has stopped the dirty tactics he perfected in Texas.
Heck, Richard, I thought you were talking about us for a minute.
This is a story line on the AP wires today:
US ambassador: al-Qaida close to defeat in Iraq
Just how many times are we supposed to buy this ?
Mr. Rove, do you like gladiator movies?
Sinfonian, can haz puppy?
Remember, some of Bush's staff went down to Gitmo and watched some sessions of torture.
I really think they got off on that.
Just how many times are we supposed to buy this ?
200 times, once for each FU in the next Huggy Bear century.
The diaries at dkos are shameful. The anti-Clinton hatred, paranoia, and conspiracy theories on display there remind me of the wingnut output against her husband 10 years ago.
It's been eye-opening. The thought I just can't escape is that this ....call it what you will.... is what Jung and Hoffer were writing about.
It is sobering beyond measure to see what Jung called "the beast" stirring again.
Mr Rove,
If it true you and NTodd are in love and plan a June wedding in Massachusetts?
Remember, some of Bush's staff went down to Gitmo and watched some sessions of torture.
Sick fucks.
The prosecutors at the Hague can use that.
I can haz kiss!
Thank you Goddess.
US ambassador: al-Qaida close to defeat in Iraq
Considering that al-Qaida in Iraq is almost entirely a fictional construct, that ain't much of an achievement.
Mr. Rove, on the day that you drop dead, why do you think that everyone in the free world will stop what they are doing, drop to their knees, and kiss the earth?
If it true you and NTodd are in love and plan a June wedding in Massachusetts?
NTodd is the leather slave!
US ambassador: al-Qaida close to defeat in Iraq
Considering that al-Qaida in Iraq is almost entirely a fictional construct, that ain't much of an achievement.
Richard
He's checking the sales of Al-Qaeda Forever hats at the market stalls. They're not selling for shit.
The "hatred" of HRC and GWB may be over the top if words were equivalent to actions, but it does not diminish the fact that one is a proven lousy POTUS and the other is a proven lousy campaigner.
Mr. Rove, just what "math" led you to believe in 2006 that there was no chance of the Democrats taking over Congress?
Mr. Rove, do you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain?
Even if Al Qaeda in Iraq is not doing well that doesn't mean that the resistance isn't there.
Since the war was a complete farcical lie what was all the torture about-just sadistic orgasms or what? Was this all about what the well placed did on invitation--watch the torture? I read that 150 were tortured to death at Gitmo. That's a lot of jazz.
"Ron Suskind writes that you once said of a political opponent that you would 'fuck him like he's never been fucked before.'
"If by chance, you end up in prison for your actions during your tenure in the Bush administration, do you believe that turnabout's fair play?"
Heck, Richard, I thought you were talking about us for a minute.
Scale1 | 05.24.08 - 7:36 pm | #
us? please. you're just the turd in the punchbowl.
Mr. Rove, on the day that you drop dead, why do you think that everyone in the free world will stop what they are doing, drop to their knees, and kiss the earth?
mojo
I've said it here before, but Georgie is going to either have his grave site made out of urine-proof marble, or he's going to have to hide where he's buried. There will be a long line of people wanting to pay their respects...
Damn those Clintons for all that torture and stuff!
tortured to death?
I hadn't read that, but sadly, it wouldn't surprise me.
Honestly? I don't know how psychologists and psychiatrists cope.
The prosecutors at the Hague can use that.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
Hecate, one of the Gitmo lawyers, H. Candace Gorman (civilian), is currently at the Hague on a "fellowship."
I do believe that's pretty good evidence that the world is seriously considering the whole war crimes issue.
Hmmm...I didn't close off that tag.
Sorry, folks.
US ambassador: al-Qaida close to defeat in Iraq
Just how many times are we supposed to buy this ?
racymind | Homepage | 05.24.08 - 7:36 pm | #
Well, we are turning a corner. So far we've got about 12 #3's, about 4 dozen #4's and I think 4 #2's. They may be running out of #2's.
Let me guess: Dr. Roizen is a campaign contributor.
Hecate, one of the Gitmo lawyers, H. Candace Gorman (civilian), is currently at the Hague on a "fellowship."
I do believe that's pretty good evidence that the world is seriously considering the whole war crimes issue.
Diane C. Barking-Mad
Oh, yes, please! Congress is too busy running for or running from the usual politics and we can't get impeachment back on the table. So could France or one of the other European countries please arrest our Bush cabal please?
Does anyone really think the majority of Iraqis fighting our occupying military forces within their soveriegn territory are going to dry up and go away? This seems to be the objective for the US forces: We will leave only when no one opposes our occupation. Good luck on that....
Well, we are turning a corner. So far we've got about 12 #3's, about 4 dozen #4's and I think 4 #2's. They may be running out of #2's.
left field, Nostra Dumbass
Nobody wants to wear that t-shirt anyway. Who wants to walk around as a number 2?
Does anyone really think the majority of Iraqis fighting our occupying military forces within their soveriegn territory are going to dry up and go away? This seems to be the objective for the US forces: We will leave only when no one opposes our occupation. Good luck on that....
So | 05.24.08 - 7:46 pm | #
The repuke mindset is, "We'll stay until they stop fighting us, at which point we will have to stay indefinitely to make sure they have stopped fighting us"
Being labeled al-Qaida #3 is like wearing a red shirt in Star Trek.
Star Trek "Red Shirts": the Harsh, Statistical Truth
http://blog.wired.com/defense/20...trek-red-
s.html
Apparently we need to stay in Iraq so that we can attack Iran.
You know all these questions are great, but to really pull this off there are usually three steps
1) Create questions
2) Anticipate the answer of first question (spin)
3) Create challenge to spin, ask question again or follow up to the spin line with a comment about the spin (Surely you aren't going to use the tired "executive privilege" line that was already discounted on (date).
4)Why are aren't you answering the question? Do you really have this much contempt for the process and this body that you won't answer this?
5) Have person number two-(another supporter) pick up where you left off.
That way it doesn't seem like the poor baby is being picked on. It would be best if the person doing the follow up is from the other side of the aisle, but that won't happen you might say.'"Clearly you won't answer our questions with anything that even approaches clarity. Hopefully my good friend and colleague Bob Republican will ask you the same question and you will answer, I know that Bob is a long time believer in the rule of law and I know he is as curious as I am to know the story.
Nobody wants to wear that t-shirt anyway. Who wants to walk around as a number 2?
ellroon bitterful | Homepage | 05.24.08 - 7:46 pm | #
Another great idea for a tee-shirt.
"Former Al-Qaeda #3"
Mr. Rove,
You hurt America. Do you care or was the money and the access to that boy in the cowboy jacket worth it?
.'"Clearly you won't answer our questions with anything that even approaches clarity. Hopefully my good friend and colleague Bob Republican will ask you the same question and you will answer, I know that Bob is a long time believer in the rule of law and I know he is as curious as I am to know the story.
See, this is why I love you.
You hurt America. Do you care or was the money and the access to that boy in the cowboy jacket worth it?
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
Rove thought when he first met Georgie that he was overloaded with charisma...
The incident marked the genesis of the Rove-Bush axis and it was in Washington that Rove met the younger Bush. He fell, politically speaking, in love. "Huge amounts of charisma, swagger, cowboy boots, flight jacket, wonderful smile, just charisma - you know, wow," Rove recalled years later.
I do believe that's pretty good evidence that the world is seriously considering the whole war crimes issue.
Diane C. Barking-Mad
Oh, yes, please! Congress is too busy running for or running from the usual politics and we can't get impeachment back on the table. So could France or one of the other European countries please arrest our Bush cabal please?
ellroon bitterful | Homepage | 05.24.08 - 7:45 pm | #
From your keyboards to the Goddess' monitor.
"Mr. Rove, are you allergic to the truth?"
"Do you break out in hives, or what?"
Another great idea for a tee-shirt.
"Former Al-Qaeda #3"
left field, Nostra Dumbass
Can you imagine what would happen to you if you wore this to the airport?
To hell with Socks and Buddy too.
Can you imagine what would happen to you if you wore this to the airport?
Even if you passed `em out to whole planeload of people, you still wouldn't have as many as have been reported....
Hopefully my good friend and colleague Bob Republican will ask you the same question and you will answer, I know that Bob is a long time believer in the rule of law and I know he is as curious as I am to know the story.
Spocko
You are a thoughtfully dangerous man, good sir. Remind me to not piss you off.
"Can you imagine what would happen to you if you wore this to the airport?"
you would get to know the glove hand really well, I would think.
Mr. Rove, do you think George W. Bush is a great president, or the greatest president ever?
I bet a search would reveal all those hidden dubya computer keys hidden away in the Clinton bank vault.
G/Son called me from a minor league baseball game.
"I had a hot dog, Nonna. I love you, Nonna."
I love that kid.
Loud Obbs Show has a segment on Media Matters' attacks on Lou at this moment.
"Mr. Rove, if George Bush is indicted for war crimes, do you think he will blame it all on you?"
Loud Obbs Show has a segment on Media Matters' attacks on Lou at this moment.
Serious opposition signals success. MM is doing good work.
I bet a search would reveal all those hidden dubya computer keys hidden away in the Clinton bank vault.
Scale1
You know that story was proved fake, right?
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