I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Frist?
Goats!
Tools!
Trools!
and Clinton set the CA wildfires with goat feed.
But it's okay; they're Republicans!
If any rain falls in SoCal this winter, next spring's wildflowers will be wonderful.
Not only did Mickey have sex with a goat, I've been told by several sources it progressed to full intercourse, which resulted in a half-human, half-goat offspring. As I write this, I have my sources digging into the identity of this love child/goat.
Are the "winter drapes" thick and plushy, Molly?
I don't have the energy anymore to be upset about this.
It's times like this I really think the game is rigged and we're fools for even trying to do anything about it.
Seriously -- let's just get drunk and screw. Life's too short...
Okay, maybe not...
Clinton's penis was waved in Kaus face hypnotically and Mickey was forced to blow goats due to the power of the Clenis™
I'm sure it's been mentioned below but this article about Iraq in the Washington Post is just devastating. It's puts the lie to the "things are better" proclamations of Bush & Co.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp...ml?
nav=hcmodule
My sources tell me Kaus initiated the sexual contact.
As I write this, I have my sources digging into the identity of this love child/goat.
I think it's Jeff Goldstein.
I have a fresh Danish (Acorn) Squash to prepare.
Hope I don't muck it up!
As I write this, I have my sources digging into the identity of this love child/goat.
Susie from Philly | Homepage | 10.27.07 - 8:52 am | #
Good!
My sources tell me Kaus initiated the sexual contact.
Technically, yes, but the goat was tapping her hooves.
My sources tell me Kaus initiated the sexual contact.
Susie from Philly | Homepage | 10.27.07 - 8:53 am | #
The story has be out on the net for weeks now and Kauss has not denied it. That's essentially an admission. It's time for Slate management to address the issue of why a goat molester is on their staff.
At this point, I can neither confirm nor deny the Goldstein allegation.
Toles on Wudy:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/
wp...toles_main.html
plantsman,
They aren't plushy, but they're heavier, darker, and lined.
If Bill has the Clenis...
does Hillary have the Clintoris?
Ah yes, me I shut the mini-blinds and shiver.
I can neither confirm nor deny that Hillary Clinton has The Clintoris.
At this point, I can neither confirm nor deny the Goldstein allegation.
Look at the beard, woman!
It would be irresponsible not to speculate.
Hillary, now with "Post-Menopausal Zest!"
and Clinton set the CA wildfires with goat feed.
Ruth | Homepage | 10.27.07 - 8:50 am | #
He's using illegals to bring up the drugs now that the airport in Mena is closed. Illegals with goat carts.
does Hillary have the Clintoris?
It is the secret of her power.
G'morning.
Ya know, i know that when i log in for the first time in days, and the opening is "goat fellatio", it's gonna be a hell of a day.
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Warning: "Zest" is a registered trademark of Proctor & Gamble.
Technically, yes, but the goat was tapping her hooves.
Molly Ivors | Homepage | 10.27.07 - 8:55 am | #
Hah!
Some people say that Kaus has a thing for underaged goats. Some would say it is irresponsible to investigate. I say it's irresponsible not to do a full inquiry.
Ok -- a quick breakfast beckons.
Then a furious round of e-mails and phone calls to see if we're marching in NYC despite the torrential downpour....
While the goat may have acted in a way that suggested ambivalence, that does not mean she wanted to be forcibly mounted and impregnated.
I love the animals on the "small Polish Farm" that come running when the Musical Feed Truck comes
calling!
rootless-e, they were all Al Quaeda, don't forget the best details.
BTW, Susie, my children erased your number. I'll drop you an email.
War sheets
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I still have yours. I'll call you.
Some people say that Kaus has a thing for underaged goats.
He likes them when they're just kids.
CSpan conductng an actual interview with a FEMA, just for balance. heh.
gotta get on with Saturday. have a lovely day.
Satsumas and Clementines have begun to show up.
I love easy peeling and seedless!
My sources also allege there was sexual contact with a male goat and possibly several.
My sources also allege there was sexual contact with a male goat and possibly several.
Three Billy Goats Gruff?
I'm sorry to have to be this graphic, but the integrity of our media depends on it. It would be irresponsible not to share.
It seems there are photos of a goat penis with teeth marks that line up exactly with Kaus's dental records.
Gah, I remember that Alexandra Polier story re: Kerry. Didn't realize Kaus was the guy pushing that one, too.
I can't disclose how I got the dental records. (*Cough* Mike Isekoff *cough*)
good mornin mah li'l wet blogkins
I'm sure it's been mentioned below but this article about Iraq in the Washington Post is just devastating. It's puts the lie to the "things are better" proclamations of Bush & Co.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp...ml? nav=hcmodule
attaturk
That's just fucking swell.
what do you expect from someone who dates Ann Coulter and finds her to be a catch? The man has no morals or standards, only his self-serving interests to guide him.
Don't know if else anyone caught the Bob Wright-Stephen Kaus (Mickey's brother) dialogue on bloggingheads.tv, but there was a moment where Wright kept pushing Stephen Kaus to reveal what happened once when Ann Coulter met the Kaus brothers' mom. Stephen wouldn't bite and kept changing the subject. It was apparent that Stephen, despite his disagreement with his brother's politics, would not disclose what transpired at the meeting in order to avoid embarrassing Mickey and prevent a possible resultant feud (earlier in the dialogue, Stephen made reference to talking to Mickey the night before and being told what was "safe" to discuss with Wright). I was left with the distinct impression that Mrs. Kaus probably called Ann a right-wing nutcase or worse to her face. Unfortunately, Wright never could get Stephen to fess up what occurred.
Someone I know (I can't tell you who) told me that they read somewhere that Mickey blows goats.
It must be true!
An unnamed person read it in an unknown publication!
This whole line of argument is so unfair to goat fellaters. How they must feel, being compared to Mickey Kaus. Makes me shudder.
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