HULK SMASHED

Gravataraha


GravatarFriday Snow Blogging


GravatarDeep Thought for the Day:

How come we never hear a question to a Republican defended with the rationale that it will be used against him by the Democrats?

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GravatarMy gawd, if only they had more talent. On the other hand, most of what passes for musicals on Broadway isn't any better.


GravatarFrom below:


I like Ron Reagan. With his Dad's constituency, he has nothing to gain by calling bullshit on it all, other than his integrity.
MP


"I could never run for office.

I'd never get elected....I'm an atheist!"


Gravatar...and the Predators score!!


GravatarI thought life was a dance?


GravatarIf life is but a song, it should be Inna Godda Da Vida.


GravatarIt would have been better performance art if one of the food court singers was shaped liked Giuliani made out of shit.


GravatarNinth?
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Gravatarlife is a carnevil 9.


GravatarClose-up KITTEHS!
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GravatarDavid Brooks is a flaming fucking asshole.


GravatarAm I the only one gets all schitzo and starts hearing the voices after drinking the High Fructose Corn Syrup?


Gravatar"Close-up KITTEHS!"

Four can play that game!


GravatarYou are very dear, donc.

As are you mecushla.


GravatarWell, there was always this....

But I was rather charmed by the idea of doing it for real, even if the execution was imperfect.


GravatarMy favorite movie: "The Truman Show" is on TBS now.


Gravatar"Was nothing real?"


GravatarMy favorite movie: "The Truman Show" is on TBS now.

Serendipity.


GravatarFun nee!
Reminds me of the time I saw "Gypsy" on Broadway when Ethel Merman made her first appearance from the back of the orchestra level audience.


GravatarEthel Merman?

Damn, are you how old?


GravatarMama's talkin' loud.
Mama's doin' fine.
Mama's gettin' hot.
Mama's goin' stong.


GravatarI don't know what to think of this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q...h? v=qRX57zprNdw

(if dopesmoking masturbating puppets or bouncy mindless pop offend you, please refrain from clicking)


GravatarEthel Merman?

Damn, are you how old?
angryspittle


I was in my mom's womb.


GravatarMy god. BSG is a good show.


GravatarGoodnight all and have a pleasant weekend.

And may the Wandering Yahk-ite be safe and warm on the lonely Yahk roads and arrive at his/her destination quickly. Unless the Yahk-ite really was an axe-murdering hitchhiker.


Gravatarwalter neff, can you shoot me an email at watertiger10@yahoo.com?

you've made my day.


GravatarFeels So Good.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T...h? v=T92RvI3QmqI

Goodnight, Yahk!


GravatarI'm going to see sittenpretty again, tomorrow.
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Gravatar...one perversely nice thing about dialup with an accelerator package is that the faces on that NCMR ad are rendered completely unrecognizable...


Gravatarnothin going on in the hood?


GravatarEvening


Gravatarronjazz - cool
now i can haz!


GravatarSpeaking at the Democratic Presidential debate Wednesday, U.S. Senator Hillary Clinton threatened to launch a "massive retaliation" if Iran decided to attack Israel.

"I think that we should be looking to create an umbrella of deterrence that goes much further than just Israel," she responded to a question on this matter. "Of course I would make it clear to the Iranians that an attack on Israel would incur massive retaliation from the United States," the presidential hopeful added.


GravatarDamn goal. Finally. Wings win.


GravatarI hopr these people were detained and arrested for singing and dancing without a permit at a monument, no, a temple, to my beloved free market!

Free The Jefferson Memorial One!


Gravatarwasn't eschacon right about in this area?

http://www.dailykos.com/story/20...1053/669/ 498696


GravatarYou know that film made, about 10 years ago, "That Thing You Do", I read somewhere that those young actors really learned to play those clean early 60's licks for the roles.


Gravatarwatertiger has email, I think


Gravatar♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ErinPDX ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
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GravatarFun nee!
Reminds me of the time I saw "Gypsy" on Broadway when Ethel Merman made her first appearance from the back of the orchestra level audience.
Bobby, Who ♥ Kucinich



They made a mistake casting Rosalind Russel in that role for the movie.

But that's just my opinion.


GravatarAnderson Cooper saying that Hillary Clinton is telling Barack Obama to "toughen up." What in the world is the relevance of that other than Anderson receiving orders from his corporate masters and the perception of Obama as not tough enough, eg. weak?
I love the odds.


GravatarYour candidate is like a stream of bat's piss.


GravatarEvening borderline rational pibbles....what abominations have I avoided today?


GravatarWhat in the world is the relevance of that other than Anderson receiving orders from his corporate masters and the perception of Obama as not tough enough, eg. weak?
I love the odds.
Bobby, Who ♥ Kucinich

Well, he's a girly-man, you know. But if he toughens up, then he is a ghetto monster. So. . . it really comes down to, he is just black.


Gravatara constant stream with a drizzle at the end that never stops

it drips day and night
it wakes up the dead

it screams like a horse
it pounds in the head like a horse pissing


GravatarYour candidate is like a stream of bat's piss.
Phila, Pizen Sarpint


Yeah?
Well, yours sucks...


{Did you make your doctors appt yet?}


GravatarHillary Clinton: Two Degrees from HITLER!


Gravatarflory, you scabrous elitist, yuo!


Gravatarhorses piss day and night because your candidate is half-hay half-human


Gravatarrainrainrain
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GravatarDWD: yup, that's about right. The old double bind. The wimmen have to deal with it, the brown sort have to deal with it. Ya can't win.

Except that Obama might just pull it off...


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Well, he's a girly-man, you know. But if he toughens up, then he is a ghetto monster. So. . . it really comes down to, he is just black.
DWD | Homepage | 04.18.08 - 10:38 pm | # [kill]​[hide comment]


He's no Alan Keyes, that's for sure....


Gravatarhungree
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Gravatarfeminism is to hillary what "support the troops" is to bush.


GravatarBut if he toughens up, then he is a ghetto monster. So. . . it really comes down to, he is just black.
DWD |



He's fine the way he is.

Fuck these GOP media whores.


Gravatarthe most handsome Walter Neff has mail in return.


GravatarHello Atriots!

It snowed here today, too, for a few minutes. Hmph.


GravatarHysterical video, thx.


Gravatarzarek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


GravatarHe's no Alan Keyes, that's for sure....
Phila, Pizen Sarpint




Keyes sets MY gaydar off.


GravatarMcAnus is trailing in projected electrical college votes. He has 163 with the 20 solidly red states, not including Texas and Florida, and even if he takes both of those, that's only 224.


GravatarLife's NOT a song
Life is just this...
It's living

--William the Bloody (a.k.a. Spike)


Gravatarholy shit111111111


Gravatarwatertiger has a response


Gravatarholy shit1 11111111


Gravatarthe snow is diminishing


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{Did you make your doctors appt yet?}
flory | 04.18.08 - 10:38 pm | # [kill]​[hide comment]


No, unfortunately. Have to find one first, just having moved.

I'm stuffing myself full of licorice and ginger and chamomile, meanwhile.

I think my main problem is I went WAY overboard on painkillers and booze last week....


GravatarCNN's Richard Quest arrested for drugs in New York
Fri Apr 18, 2008 9:03pm EDT

NEW YORK (Reuters) - A New York judge ordered CNN reporter Richard Quest to undergo six months of counseling on Friday after Quest was arrested in Central Park for possession of a controlled substance, his lawyer said.

The British reporter is known for his boisterous and quirky style, especially on CNN International.

He was arrested at 3:40 a.m. on Friday in New York's Central Park for being in the park after a 1 a.m. curfew.

Police discovered a plastic bag containing what was believed to be methamphetamine in his pocket, police spokesman John Grimphel said.

Quest, 46, later appeared before State Court Judge Anthony Ferrara, who told him the case would be dismissed if he attends counseling, Quest's lawyer, Alan Abramson said.

"Mr. Quest did not realize that the park had a curfew and was returning to his hotel with friends. The matter is scheduled to be dismissed," Abramson said.


GravatarCan I get a napkin, please?


GravatarThe difference between burlesque and the newspapers is that the former never pretended to be performing a public service by exposure.

-I.F. Stone


Gravatarthe snow is diminishing

My favorite Laurie Anderson song...


Gravatarflory, you scabrous elitist, yuo!
watertiger


Wha??
Because I don't bowl? And I've never owned a flag lapel pin?


GravatarHe's fine the way he is.

Fuck these GOP media whores.
Terry C - Wingnut Hater

I really and truly think he drives them crazy: they literally do not know what to do about him. Everything they try seems to backfire on them. They cannot simply dismiss him as being black for that doesn't work any longer (thank the FSM for that one) They are trying to paint him as elitist and that is ludicrous and everyone knows it. They are trying the girly-man thing but he plays basketball pretty well and is respected by other men so that one doesn't fit. (It goes along with the black thing) They try saying he is too educated and people are going, well, that's kind of a good thing, isn't it?

So they keep trying every aspersion casting paradigm they can think of. . .

(And I have not had a chance to wag my finger at those who cast aspersions on move on but: wag wag wag. Damn! Why doesn't she just tell all the progressives to go to hell? It would be easier.)


GravatarKeyes sets MY gaydar off.
Terry C - Wingnut Hater | Homepage | 04.18.08 - 10:43 pm | # [kill]​


Keyes' sexuality is something I don't want really to think about.


GravatarI.F. Stone - had wine with Izzy. Fact.


GravatarI've gotta say, as much as a guy can be, I'm a hardcore Feminist and I want so much for the patriarchy and all the negativity it's acheived to just fade away.
Having said that, I perceive Barack to be more feminine (Yin) in many ways than Hillary and I'm rooting for her to back off soon and for Barack to kick mclunatic's macho ass.


GravatarDwight Schrute received a working gaydar as a gift from Jim Halpert


Gravatar"Keyes sets MY gaydar off."

Like father, like daughter.


GravatarEveryone seen this week's rather frightening nudibranch?


Gravatar
Wha?? Because I don't bowl? And I've never owned a flag lapel pin?


And you REVEL in that, don't you!  You celebrate your elitism!

How's tricks, BTW?


GravatarYou know who I really don't like at all?

Ray Kurzweil.

Thank you for your attention.


GravatarMy yin and yang fishes. If you know the yin-yang symbol you might like them

http://thumbsnap.com/v/rAyhRTEU.jpg


GravatarCNN's Richard Quest arrested for drugs in New York

Never hearda him.


Gravataris this WE special for jews? is this passover?


GravatarMy yin and yang fishes. If you know the yin-yang symbol you might like them

Lurvely!!


GravatarIt sickens me! Sickens me, I tell you!


Matthews: Well, I think I saw a primordial rite of chieftainship the other day--you were being carried around on the hands of people in some sort of mosh ceremony. I want to know what that was like. We're gonna have to show that tape tonight. All these guys are holding you up in the air, and I saw your shoes disappear into the crowd. Was that a sign of greatness, or of impending victory?

Keyes: I came out of our last rally; we had about 1200 folks got together, very enthusiastic. And apparently Michael Myers was going around to each of the candidates, and they had this moveable mosh pit with people in it, and so forth, and they were challenging folks to sort of take a dive into the mosh pit. And didn't even know what it was, to tell you the truth, to show you how lacking I am in knowledge of the times. But my daughter and my wife understood, and there I was, trying to decide. The security guy, who goes around with me, you should have seen his face. He was definitely not pleased.

My daughter was standing there, Chris, and she was looking at me as if to say, "Go for it, Dad." Now, what father is going to resist the temptation to, you know, just try a little innocent fun in order to impress his daughter? And I've got to tell you: I'm 49. I'm a father. I will never be cool in my daughter's eyes. But I am just shy of it now.

Matthews: Well, congratulations. It is always good to be respected in your own family.


http://www.keyesarchives.com/tra...ript.php? id=121


Gravataris this WE special for jews? is this passover?

We killed Jesus and made a paste out of his body and spread it on matzoh.


GravatarWe're going to take the train to EschaErin this September - that odds of me being sober when I arrive are low - P is a non-drinker and will translate my spittle-enhanced brays.


GravatarDunno how many of the DFH brigade read today's Times (maybe it was yesterday's), but it's clear that Gibson and Stephanopoulos have been injured by their stupidity.

I know I'm a hopeless optimist in many respects, but I think that the American people are not quite as gullible as they were seven years ago.

If even the NYTimes, nobody's idea of a progressive publication, calls out these two ABC yoyos as incompetent and shallow, then they may have a problem.

Look, if the MSM continues on its merry path--and who thinks they won't--they'll all be bankrupt financially as well as morally (already achieved) in a year or two. It gives me no pleasure to type that. I am hoping that at least one or two CEO's of major media outlets come to their senses before it's too late.

Wanna make some big bucks? Tell the f*ing truth. Easy.


GravatarCally is not fine.


Gravatarthe reason i ask is because the boys at the Talmudic center are going nuts right now.


GravatarI'm 49. I'm a father. I will never be cool in my daughter's eyes. But I am just shy of it now.

That was Keyes' only likeable moment ever, as far as I can tell.


GravatarI've gotta say, as much as a guy can be, I'm a hardcore Feminist and I want so much for the patriarchy and all the negativity it's acheived to just fade away.

You sexist pig.


Gravataroh, man.

BSG is OUT OF CONTROL!

(no spoilers)


GravatarDid I hear that the New York Times in is financial trouble?

Awww. Who are we gonna kick around then?


GravatarCALLY!!! WTF


GravatarI need to trade in my set of The Wire for BSG (which I've also never seen)


GravatarBat's piss may be another of the huge amounts of stuff we stole, that we didn't even realize we could ruin for another second of profit.


Gravatar1940s org charts.


GravatarI would really like Hillary to win the nomination.

That isn't gonna happen. I will happily pull the lever for Barack.

My belief is that Barack wins 49-1, Montana being the outlier. Also, I think we get 60 to 61 Dems in the Senate.

Hey, I've been badly wrong before; but I did call Nixon't 49-1 over McGovern. Wasn't happy about it, but that's the way it seemed to me...


GravatarI know I'm a hopeless optimist in many respects, but I think that the American people are not quite as gullible as they were seven years ago.

The internet is now filled with facts to debunk the actions of the corporate media. I think that contributes a lot to the "not quite as gullible" part. It's a lot easier to see the bias when the other side gets heard.

The power brokers hate the internet, it gives voice to the common people. DFHs with megaphones undo all of the work the GOP has done for the past thirty or forty years.


GravatarObama wins in the fall going away - they'll call it 60 seconds after the West Coast polls close.


GravatarDid I hear that the New York Times in is financial trouble?

Pinch Sulzberger took his business model from George Bush.


GravatarI watched "High Fidelity" tonight.

This brings my movie-watching into the 21st century.

yea.


GravatarOH DAMN!


GravatarObama wins in the fall going away - they'll call it 60 seconds after the West Coast polls close.

The longer it takes for the networks to call Virginia, North Carolina, and Colorado, the more likely this will be true.


GravatarWTF


GravatarI have (only) one daughter. They will never in a thousand years admit that you might be cool in their eyes, be worthy of respect, until you're dead or nearly so.

They love you anyway. Once in a while they admit it.

Doesn't matter. You love them, and they're alive. That's more than enough.


GravatarWell.....



Goodnight


Gravatarflory, you scabrous elitist, yuo!

*sniff*

Only because Hell-o-scum hates me tonite....


GravatarThe NYTimes has no leg to stand on.

They hired Bill Kistol.

They can not call bullshit on anybody.


GravatarThree hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets.

Bonaparte


GravatarWhen the nowadays Wall Street Supermen, are the ones who betted against the ability of this economy to fucking rub two sticks together, it's not that particularly a good thing.


GravatarEuphronius, say not another word.

there are those who haven't seen it yet.


GravatarThe pig-butt worm.


GravatarP is a non-drinker and will translate my spittle-enhanced brays.
WalterNeff, now on blu-ray

yeah, i told MikeJ by the time you guys get here you'll be sloshed. we'd best make the venue in stumbling distance.


GravatarWe killed Jesus and made a paste out of his body and spread it on matzoh.

watertiger


And our soul was rich and bright during the Diaspora and faded and darkened when we achieved a "homeland."


GravatarJust a quick goodnight to all. What the fuck is David Brooks talking about Obama's fall? I don't listen to people who are wrong 99.99% of the time.


GravatarOnly because Hell-o-scum hates me tonite....

Consider yourself lucky.  It often hates people for days at a time.


GravatarMy daughter thinks I'm cool. The boyfriend - now employed - thinks I'm cool, but I think his judgment is clouded by the twenties I slip to him.


GravatarI think my main problem is I went WAY overboard on painkillers and booze last week....
Phila, Pizen Sarpint


NO BOOZE!!
One of the three no-nos for an ulcer.
Booze. Caffeine. Chocolate.


GravatarI had no idea Lee Iococca was so fucking pissed.

"Am I the only guy in this country who's fed up with what's
happening? Where the hell is our outrage? We should be
screaming bloody murder. We've got a gang of clueless bozos
steering our ship of state right over a cliff, we've got
corporate gangsters stealing us blind, and we can't even
clean up after a hurricane much less build a hybrid car.

But instead of getting mad, everyone sits around and nods
their heads when the politicians say, "Stay the course"

Stay the course? You've got to be kidding. This is America, not the damned "Titanic". I'll give you a sound bite:
"Throw all the bums out!"

You might think I'm getting senile, that I've gone off my
rocker, and maybe I have. But someone has to speak up. I
hardly recognize this country anymore.


GravatarDamn, BSG was grim tonight.


GravatarGood on ya, Walter N.


GravatarI'm not sure I would have liked Jesus if I had met him. Probably would have thought, "what a dick, he thinks he's Jesus or something."


Gravatarhttp://www.amazon.com/Islamic-Gardens-Landscapes- Landscape-Architecture/dp/0812240251

I got this delivered on my door step this morning by the UPS guy.

Still considering what kind of building I'm going to be adding onto my house with. I've got a few patios, but as of yet am not satisfied with them. The Spanish Muslims were doing some interesting things with indoor/outdoor spaces, that I think applies to this climate, though the exact configuration of their gardens and building will probably never be duplicated again. No one has enough money, nor do the same craftsmen exist. The concepts are still valid.


Gravatarhttp://www.washingtonpost.com/wp...Dtopnews& sub=AR

tomorrow's lead story in the wapo - if atrios weren't busy eating ferret this might merit a wheeee! nothing funny though


GravatarI said betted. I offer apologies.


GravatarI'll think you are cool for a Hamilton...



GravatarFlory, r u home nao?


GravatarHow's tricks, BTW?

watertiger


I am home.
And I iz gonna stay home for l2 whole days.
Happiness....


GravatarKylie Minogue is Wholicious!


GravatarWHAT THE

FRACK


Gravatardont worry, watertiger, i wont say nothing.


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NO BOOZE!!
One of the three no-nos for an ulcer.
Booze. Caffeine. Chocolate.
flory | 04.18.08 - 11:03 pm | # [kill]​[hide comment]


I'm not drinking it now. But I was putting it away a few days back, and I also had several bad headaches so I was eating far too many NSAIDS.

I'm being good now. Apparently, if I could drink a quart of cabbage juice every day, I'd be fine...but that might be a bit beyond me.


GravatarRome's Bread and Circuses never knew the 2008 United States.


GravatarKylie Minogue is Wholicious!

I caught the last 5 minutes.  Gonna catch the repeat now.


GravatarWe killed Jesus and made a paste out of his body and spread it on matzoh.

watertiger


Oh, sure.
Like that was kosher....


Gravatarhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p...h?v=pW- 3gkAuUCc

vinyl now on the platter here


GravatarMore excerpts from Iococca's new book

http://www.slatereport.info/ LeeI...LeeIacocca.html


GravatarThe internet is now filled with facts to debunk the actions of the corporate media. I think that contributes a lot to the "not quite as gullible" part. It's a lot easier to see the bias when the other side gets heard.

My instincts tell me that the m$m is now in the process of painting the internets as a treasure chest of right wing thought and rhetoric and will quote mainly from the rightwing blogs. Just wait and see.


GravatarI got this delivered on my door step this morning by the UPS guy

Was it bumped to shit like the last five books I've gotten from those fuckheads?

I got this gorgeous book on cinema circa 1900 today, totally banged up from their lame packaging job. I remember when they actually used to use padding....


Gravatar"Obama wins in the fall going away - they'll call it 60 seconds after the West Coast polls close."

hope yer note od'ing on hope.


Gravatar
Oh, sure.

Like that was kosher....


The rabbis blessed his sandals.


GravatarJust wait and see.

But they can't make people swallow that crap. And every online truth-seeker can influence a dozen or more friends and family. I've done it, even turning people on to the bias of NPR.


GravatarAnd then I kill myself.

I vote for Hillary.


GravatarNow that I live near Seattle I'm gonna go up there and wring Jeff Bezos' neck.

Got a $135 book from them a while back...rattling around loose in an oversized box. Fuckers!


GravatarNaw, the book was fine. I guess, it was not stacked underneath an leaking engine block.

(that truck loading procedure is part of the UPS shipping manual.

"Always stack heavy or leaking objects on-top of more delicate boxes")


GravatarIf I ever met Spitzer I'm gonna ask, "how's tricks?"


Gravatarwhat


the

frack

lee


GravatarGot a $135 book from them a while back...rattling around loose in an oversized box. Fuckers!

You could have gotten a pristine copy from Cody's for only $225.


GravatarThe rabbis blessed his sandals.


No, don't listen to the false idolaters of the sandal, follow the holy gourd!


GravatarFor those of you who haven't seen Amazon, at night it looks like an asylum that Vincent Price would be operating.


GravatarAnyway since the amazon link did not work, and I'm too lazy to translate it through tinyurl.com here's the title.

Islamic Gardens and Landscapes (Penn Studies in Landscape Architecture)
by D. Fairchild Ruggles (Author)


GravatarNaw, the book was fine. I guess, it was not stacked underneath an leaking engine block.

Glad to hear it. One title, I had to return twice, 'cause it was damaged both times. Finally just went to the goddamn bookstore.

Unless, of course, they're selling damaged copies as new, which wouldn't surprise me at all. Offer a really good price on a brand-new book, and then send out damaged copies you bought for a couple bucks a pop....


Gravatarasylum that Vincent Price would be operating

...the funk of forty thousand back orders....


GravatarThe rabbis blessed his sandals.

watertiger


Yeah. But the Holy Milkshake kinda fucked everything up....