I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
ntodd=lovely man
He's mystery man, fer sure....
ntodd=dildo humorist
ntodd=moose defender
Who gives a shit?
ntodddd=doubles down for dfh
I AM NTODD!
ntodd is infinity!
I AM NTODD!
Stop bugging Atrios!
Try this http://dohiyimir.typepad.com/ goes by ntodd
Yowza!!
ntodd = maple syrup boy
looks like cheney scard the bejesus out of the russians...
CARACAS (Reuters) - Several Russian ships and 1,000 soldiers will take part in joint naval maneuvers with Venezuela in the Caribbean Sea later this year, exercises likely to increase diplomatic tensions with Washington, a pro-government newspaper reported on Saturday.
We are all Ntodd now!
I believe he's a child who lives on a lake.
Rumor is: This guy
So is anyone liveblogging EschaConNW?
He's going to be surprised when he finally gets on line.
Sarah Palin is a hockey player. She’s a fourth-line hockey agitator, beloved by the home crowd, loathed by the opponents, injecting passion into both fan bases, the kind of home-team hero that no Stanley Cup winner goes without.
Once upon a time, I applied an NFL-replay mentality to hockey playoffs, holding on to outrages over missed calls, blatantly unfair officiating, double standards, and outright getting-away-with-stuff (which always led to an early spring exit for my beloved Blues). I wanted – and unreasonably expected – bad behavior to be proportionally punished.
And then several years ago I had an epiphany about the hockey playoffs – nobody is coming to save you. Initiators win, reactors lose. Expect adversity, because it's built in. The fourth-line, no-scoring-talent, pest agitators (or as we now call them, “energy guys”) have a specific job. Skate in, take a cheap shot, make it after the whistle.
Night, all
The news media is the enemy. Never forget it and never let it cloud your judgment. They are there to dishearten you and make you feel hopeless and lost.
Then answer to their lies is the truth. The power of the internet is being felt every day in stronger and stronger messages being delivered. If you think that the established news venues have not been rocked, you have not been paying attention. Every time they try their lies, the truth rears up and kicks their ass. Their asses are shiny red right now and they are walking funny: still they try.
Fucked up masochists. But let's keep kicking.
Peace.
DWD - Fed Up • → BS
LEAVE NTODD ALOOOOOOOONE!!!!!
He's going to be surprised when he finally gets on line.
doug r
He's going to be pissed that Atrios and Thers used his name without linking to him...
One can see the appeal of Sarah Palin to Republicans.
She epitomizes boundless self-confidence married to unlimited stupidity.
From this one may infer that perhaps she is not ntodd so much as the Platonic Form of Ntoddhoodityness Itself.
Wasn't NTodd one of the odd aliens in the Original series Star Trek.
NTodd--he's a complicated man, and no one understands him but his woman.
Or am I thinking of one of the supporting roles from "The Wizard of Oz"
no no no, I got it now. He was in one of the "Felix the Cat" flicks.
What gets me - they snickered at Kerry and Edwards as the Breck Girls. Now they want to elect a woman as Veep because they think she's a babe.
They don't respect women and they're insane.
T4TN | 09.06.08 - 11:51 pm | #
And this stupid, crazy woman is the proof of that.
I vote for Nanookie of the North myself.
For aangus: http://cccua.edu
NTodd, it's not just for breakfast anymore.
So did we ever figure out who "ntodd" is...?
-Thers 23:37
i don't know. maybe... who the fuck are you?
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Brooklyn Girl, she might have been a babe. But her anger and bitterness harden her and make her ugly.
Damn! I was supposed to be working tonight, and you guys fouled up my plans with your witty repartee.
Now I gotta go. Have a totally boss evening, you DFHs.
SNL has a repeat parody of Rock of Love that is somewhat amusing.
From below:
what state is your higher ed institution in,
Montreal, Quebec.
Palin may live next door to Russia, but, there's no guarantee she could find it on a map....
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
if it's not a personal question, are you a virgin?
A guy with a huge cock.
For aangus (again): http://cccua.edu
So did we ever figure out who "ntodd" is...?
Some guy Ouzo's going to take apart limb by limb. Why do you ask?
Sitka Sarah is Klondike Kismet.
Brooklyn Girl, she might have been a babe. But her anger and bitterness harden her and make her ugly.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Was she Miss Congeniality or is she really Miss Congenital Liar?
simels is ntodd.
but, mimi is simels.
and, butler is mimi, and
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
ntodd is actually Ann Althouse.
I thought everyone knew that already?
~
So did we ever figure out who "ntodd" is...?
assistant trainee manager of a Tastee Freez?
fuck it. sidelong glances are hard to write.
And this stupid, crazy woman is the proof of that.
And I forgot to add - they love anything that they think pisses off liberals, even if it may piss off all kinds of adult people. They'll swear the worst thing is good if liberals dislike it and that reaction binds them together. We run their show.
Imagine what we could make them do if we could be super organized.
Is it possible that Sarah Palin is the stealth candidate by which the Inuit peoples will finally achieve their dream of taking over the USA and turning it into a giant blubber-processing penal colony?
What a traitorous bitch. She should be shot, hung, drawn, quartered, field-dressed, and maybe even asked some searching questions.
Roy Edroso, today: "This mashup of Rush Limbaugh campfire tropes is basically the Republican campaign, and if it seems less than intimidating on the page, imagine it broadcast at high volume by thousands of paid propagandists, and by an even larger number of volunteers like [Tom] Maguire. It's not the quality of these ideas that Democrats need guts to stand up to, but their amplitude."
So did we ever figure out who "ntodd" is...?
Oh, I know this one. NTodd was his sled.
Imagine what we could make them do if we could be super organized.
T4TN | 09.07.08 - 12:00 am | #
But then we wouldn't be liberals anymore.
~
"
Oh, I know this one. NTodd was his sled."
Hah!
I'm off to bed. Finished watching the latest "Jason Bourne" movie with the better half and I'm tired. Matt Damon is a very talented actor. Now if would just finish he degree program at Harvard University I believe good things would happen in his career. See you flag throwing away liberals later.
Brooklyn Girl, she might have been a babe. But her anger and bitterness harden her and make her ugly.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
That's it!!!!
I could NOT put my finger on why I thought she was unattractive.
She's hard looking. Very, very hard looking.
Sarah Palin...Stevens Folly
The tubes are atwitter that NTodd had Irish whiskey and lamb stew...
But then we wouldn't be liberals anymore.
There's the rub. And the blessing.
Aw heck, sleep beckons. Goodnight, batses.
I believe that long ago in the Orient he learned a strange hypnotic secret...the power to cloud men's minds so they can not see him.
Montag - that's something I've argued for some time. Democrats need to do a continuous public information campaign about what serial abusers the GOP have been. Grant, Harding, Nixon, Reagan, Bush I and II - if the GOP, with its long history of abuse, could be dragged into court, it'd be jailed like any other common wife-beater.
T4TN, thanks...
Legend and Gnarls Barkley are doing some real honest, legit retro work with a contemporary flavor.
I dig em both, very much
Any of these could have been hits in the late 60s, early 70s:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i...h?
v=in1L1lphAds
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F...h?v=FwOwRL-
_xcU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u...h?
v=u_R9fId_Rqo
Brooklyn Girl, she might have been a babe. But her anger and bitterness harden her and make her ugly.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
I still think she looks like Peggy Hill
"Brooklyn Girl, she might have been a babe. But her anger and bitterness harden her and make her ugly."
bingo.
Irish whiskey and lamb stew...
George Johnston
Food of the Gods.
Face it, Palin looks like the Human Resources manager from hell.
She's hard looking. Very, very hard looking.
the dorsal fin is a dead give away.
Simels, cool story on Moby Grape. It seems their first LP is the one, but that 69 one is good too...
"power to cloud men's minds so they can not see him"
see who?
I don't get *any* of this...
Brooklyn Girl, she might have been a babe. But her anger and bitterness harden her and make her ugly.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 09.06.08 - 11:56 pm | #
Using those criteria, she was never a babe.
But some people, and in this case men, seem to be able to separate out looks from personality better than I can. She's photogenic. But that's it.
She looks like a model for Lenscrafters.
Speaking of women veeps, I'm watching Air Force One right now (just killing time) ... whoever decided on wardrobe and hair for Glenn Close made her the anti-Palin, which in its way is just as bad.
Women are really between a rock and a hard place on this one.
Terry C - perhaps you should amend that Irish whiskey to Guinness - I've had that in Dublin and thought I was in heaven!
Old Man, hey. I like sharks. I always cheer for the sharks.
Comparing Palin to a shark does them a grave injustice. And, they have lawyers.
Irish whiskey and lamb stew...
The Irish invented whiskey to wash away the taste of dinner.
I still think she looks like Peggy Hill
bill, log man
(chokes on wine)
Incidentally, I could change teams for Kathy Najimy.
I could NOT put my finger on why I thought she was unattractive.
Borrowing from Frank Zappa-
"What's the ugliest
Part of your body?
What's the ugliest
Part of your body?
Some say your nose
Some say your toes
But I think it's
HER MIND"
NTodd is not so much as a person as a state of being, a mindset as it were...
So how many times are the big networks going to inform us during their election coverage about how few people there are in each of those "red" states relative to the typical "blue" state during their election coverage? Because it's a basic fact to know.
Dirt doesn't vote for public office holders.
Comparing Palin to a shark does them a grave injustice. And, they have lawyers.
heh
Kathy Najimy? That was the really high energy nun in Sister Act wasn't she?
I could NOT put my finger on why I thought she was unattractive
Please -- she's a Lenscrafters Model.
Or I guess I should say, dirt and snow-- don't want to hurt Alaska's feelings.
Terry C - perhaps you should amend that Irish whiskey to Guinness - I've had that in Dublin and thought I was in heaven!
Markansas
Guinness doesn't do those "brilliant!!!" commercials anymore.
I loved those!
Bill, you're second person I've heard say Palin looks like Peggy Hill. Yeah, she kinda does.
She's not the smartest puppy in the pound, is she? Sometimes Josh Marshall makes me cry:
Palin's Hockey Rink Leads
To Legal Trouble in Town She Led
http://online.wsj.com/article/
SB...7792905483.html
need sleep.
later
The Irish invented whiskey to wash away the taste of dinner.
Ralphie
I like them french fried pertaters, mmm-hmm.
Her extreme hardness may be needed to completely shatter that ceilintg and pierce it utterly.
Which can only mean one thing. Her clitoris is capable of sodomizing many Republican assholes. That's why they're in love with her.
This here's a tale for all the fellas
Try to do what those ladies tell us
Get shot down cause you're over zealous
Play hard to get an females get jealous
Ok smartie, go to a party
Girls are stancin the crowd is showin body
A chick walks by you wish you could sex her
But you're standin on the wall like you was Poindexter
Next days function, high class luncheon
Food is served and you're stone cold munchin'
Music comes on, people start to dance
But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants
A girl starts walkin, guys start gawkin'
Sits down next to you and starts talkin'
Says she wanna dance cus she likes the groove
So come on fatso and just bust a move
Speaking of Frank Zappa, could this be the first rap song?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6...h?
v=6QEz6OGm6_E
I rather liked the Lenscrafter models. Especially the one with the striking long silver hair.
I still think she looks like Peggy Hill
bill, log man | 09.07.08 - 12:03 am | #
what is her shoe size?
Kathy Najimy? That was the really high energy nun in Sister Act wasn't she?
catalexis, CMDR Re-Ed Camp 6 |
Yes.
My daughter subscribes to a magazine called "Figure" which is geared towards full-figured women.
Kathy was a cover girl lately. They also did a story on her.
Interesting lady.
Not that there isn't a great argument to be made that cow-farts in Texas shouldn't get extra mention during election coverage. We can even hypothetically write them into the Constitution: "...Plus one vote for every cow-fart expended per year."
Steinbeck's The Red Pony is on TCM. His screenplay too, Robert Mitchum, music by Aaron Copland.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0041792/
I can't quite strap on Myrna Loy in the farmhouse kitchen, but I hear some Rodeo etc.
-
Twas Salade Nicoise at Chez Blerb tonight. With cucumbers, tomatoes, and herbs from the garden. And some decidedly un-elitist chardonnay.
did someone say peggy hill?
http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/
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what is her shoe size?
shemp
That should be easy to find out since she has her foot in her mouth so often
Palin's Pastor: God "Is Gonna Strike Out His Hand Against" America
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/
ma...n_b_124417.html
The image of God as an abusive parent.
How comforting.
Especially the one with the striking long silver hair.
catalexis, CMDR Re-Ed Camp 6
She IS gorgeous, isn't she?
Palin is dumb as a stump. A female Chimp. Nuff said.
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my poor savings account
Perfect!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d...h?v=d-
QevraCQUc
Heh. McCains Beyotch.
Palin's Pastor: God "Is Gonna Strike Out His Hand Against" America
FUCK.............................YOU!
Latter day Pharisees, these people.
That's why they're in love with her
It's because they know she's experienced with changing diapers, and she'd spank them severly before pinning a new on one...
Sarah Palin is a person who by her own admission found out about the Iraq surge – the centerpiece of the McCain judgment argument – from television. Apologies to conservatives, but technically, objectively, inarguably, this alone makes her unqualified to be President. But we don’t live in that technical or objective world. Political campaigns – as distinct from policy and governance – are the NHL playoffs. It’s only about who survives the war of attrition to the finish line first. Is Brett Hull’s skate still in Dominik Hasek’s crease and was that same situation disallowed in every previous instance throughout that season? Yes, but so what? Dallas had a parade.
spread the word bill, log man
Palin is dumb as a stump. A female Chimp. Nuff said.
BurpMeABushiteDelux |
George Bush minus dick and balls.
Ted Nugent with a uterus.
Whenever Palin appears on mt tv this starts playin in my head: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s...h?
v=sF2inhZO2Ys
Palin's Pastor: God "Is Gonna Strike Out His Hand Against" America
The grabbing hands
grab all they can
All for themselves
after all
Sometimes Bill Maher nails it.
"You can neuter a pit bull."
Heh.
NW Eschaton was going well when I left. Lots of laughter, alcohol, laughter and good food. Did I mention alcohol?
Several people at my table were drinking dirty martinis, and yes, Camelot, we toasted to all the DFH's. BTW, those are really tasty. The dirty martinis, I mean.
Chimpette
Palin's Pastor: God "Is Gonna Strike Out His Hand Against" America
It was also said that anyone that criticized Bush would burn in hell.
The most telling thing is that Palin is what they accuse Obama of being and they are what they accuse Obama supporters of being. They say Obama is unknown? He's been on the national scene four years. She's been around for a week. They damn him for making great speeches? She made one speech, written by someone else, and it was filled with mostly sarcasm and spitefulness.
Plus after screwing over McCain in 2000, they still don't like him that much, so they need such a radical, empty import to keep the base - the BASE - on board.
They're gonna be talking about this one for years, whatever happens.
Pit bulls are a lot cooler than what's her name anyway.
Plain has a bright future of being paid large sums of money to say outrageous things to audiences of adoring wingnuts, and "writing books" about how evil Liberals are.
She will become a female version of Ann Coulter.
Is Brett Hull’s skate still in Dominik Hasek’s crease and was that same situation disallowed in every previous instance throughout that season? Yes, but so what? Dallas had a parade.
"I could swear she isn't using real words."
---"Rocky" Rhodes in Chicken Run
The Associated Press reported that Sen. John McCain (Ariz.), the presumptive Republican presidential nominee, opposed funding to prevent teen pregnancies, a position that Palin also took as governor. “The explicit sex-ed programs will not find my support,” she wrote in a 2006 questionnaire distributed among gubernatorial candidates.Reporters asked McCain in November 2007 whether he supported grants for sex education in the United States, whether such programs should include directions for using contraceptives or whether he supports President Bush’s policy of promoting abstinence.
“Ahhh, I think I support the president’s policy,” McCain said.
Ahhhhh, I think we’re in trouble.
Palin's Pastor: God "Is Gonna Strike Out His Hand Against" America
You mean he's gonna DAMN AMERICA? Must be a common theme among Christian pastors.
Sometimes Bill Maher nails it.
"You can neuter a pit bull."
Heh.
Brooklyn Girl, sockpuppet
I'm not bullshitting. I have NEVER encountered a mean pit bull.
I even had one back in the 80.s He died of cancer at 11.
He was a sweet dog.
It's the owners who make them the way they are.
I'm back (I'll go away soon). I've been reading Frankl's "Man's Search for Meaning" and it's fascinating. He has made me reconsider what it is I want to be remembered for, what will I do to help the world. Everything we do each day takes on a "self-center" loop. We want that. We desire this. Wants and desires can be combined into something fantastic. I just wanted to share my thoughts in it. Thank you for readin.
"and "writing books" about how evil Liberals are."
I am waiting for the daughter's book! You know it is coming.
I have a pit. They're "leaners."
Plain has a bright future of being paid large sums of money to say outrageous things to audiences of adoring wingnuts, and "writing books" about how evil Liberals are.
She will become a female version of Ann Coulter.
The Old Man From Scene 24
Ya know, I was saying that she'd never be heard from again after this Hail Mary VP bid fails, but I think you're on to something with that.
I hear Palin's favorite drink is a Bloody Mary. Something about the imagery of it, I think.
I'm not bullshitting. I have NEVER encountered a mean pit bull.
Every kid should have a summer paper route.
I thought this was a thread about NTodd and not Palin.
Can't you people get anything right?
Jeez, stay on topic.
Minnesota Senate Coleman 40, Franken 41 Franken +1
It's the owners who make them the way they are.
Terry C, Obama/Biden 08 | Homepage | 09.07.08 - 12:13 am | #
Definitely. They're trained to be cruel, which is very sad.
I am waiting for the daughter's book! You know it is coming.
Ghost written by Levi, gonna be a short one.
I'd like to see Valerie Plame step up the the microphone the next time Palin drones on again. Just have her turn off the mic and quietly tell her to go home. I have a feeling she would go.
In Charlie Gibson's recent interview with McCain, he asked if Palin was the most qualified to be VP. McCain replyed she was the "best for the campaign". Of course Gibson didn't bother pointing out that was entirely different.
McCain would rather rather try to win an election than put the most qualified people in office...
i'll probably regret this post, but i've been waiting for someone to call the winger's on the reference to 18,000,000 cracks.
palin read what some fuckstain wrote. they aren't even trying to hide it.
I have a pit. They're "leaners."
BurpMeABushiteDelux
I love dogs. And cats.
I hate Republicans.
With the shitty job she's done in raising her kids, I wouldn't trust Palin with a pet.
Minnesota Senate Coleman 40, Franken 41 Franken +1
Now that's change I can believe in!
He was a sweet dog.
It's the owners who make them the way they are.
Terry C, Obama/Biden 08
That's why Michael Vick is sitting his ass in prison.
You can raise a puppy, or a child to grow up into a sociopathic menace.
Pits have velvet chests. Seriously.
I am waiting for the daughter's book! You know it is coming.
Or a reality show.
For poetic justice,..on Fox.
I thought this was a thread about NTodd and not Palin.
NTodd? What's that?
Ghost written by Levi, gonna be a short one.
Ralphie
Palin is proof of how little regard McCain has for Americans.
It's like if Obama picked out Whoopi Goldberg to be his Veep candidate just because he likes hanging out with her or something (although I bet Whoopi has a lot better head for policy than Palin does).
I have never met ntodd but I understand he has a giant schnauser.
I'm talking about the dog you DFHs!
"Pits have velvet chests. Seriously.
BurpMeABushiteDelux"
Okay, things are getting a bit weird.
The problrm with pit bulls is not that they're inherently mean, but that if they're raised mean, they're really dangerous.
Ghost written by Levi, gonna be a short one.
Ralphie
Or maybe a coloring book, like Chimpy's memoirs?
Pits are terriers.
These sister punishers must be the GOP version of a boy band. Something created by a PR department and micro-managed as a front for a less photogenic studio operation.
That's why Michael Vick is sitting his ass in prison.
You can raise a puppy, or a child to grow up into a sociopathic menace.
MP |
I just watched a special on that.
ALL those pit bulls......only TWO had to be put down.
One was too badly injured.
The other was too vicious to be rehabilitated. The rest of them are fine.
One young male is scarred up because he would NOT fight. He's a lover, not a fighter.
I refuse to believe they are bad dogs. Just bad breeders and bad owners.
She will become a female version of Ann Coulter.
The Old Man From Scene 24
Oprah for VP?
I'm not bullshitting. I have NEVER encountered a mean pit bull.
My neighbor raises them. Sweetest dogs in the world.
I have never met ntodd but I understand he has a giant schnauser.
I hear he picks it at red lights all the time
Hey, Teddy Roosevelt had a pit, as did Helen Keller.
I was saying that she'd never be heard from again after this Hail Mary VP bid fails, but I think you're on to something with that
Wait until 2012, Palin and Mittens will go at it tooth and nail for the rethug nomination.
That's gonna be fun...
The most telling thing is that Palin is what they accuse Obama of being and they are what they accuse Obama supporters of being.
This has been the modus operandi of Rove for some time - attack others with your weakness. Quite a simple way to bamboozle folks.
i'll probably regret this post, but i've been waiting for someone to call the winger's on the reference to 18,000,000 cracks. The huff post said Hillary is gonna bitch slap Palin over that one.
It's like if Obama picked out Whoopi Goldberg to be his Veep candidate just because he likes hanging out with her or something
Swan
It's more like when I hide my dog's medicine in a spoon of peanut butter so it sticks to his mouth and distracts him so he has no idea what he's swallowing.
I hear he picks it at red lights all the time
It was not a pick!!!
Palin is proof of how little regard McCain has for Americans.
David Frum, of all people, more or less said that. And he's still begging the knotheads around him to stop being stupid about Palin.
And he's a horse's ass most of the time.
Isn't ntodd one of Sarah Palin's kids?
Seriously, don't you people ever use The Google to find out these things?
It was not a pick!!!
Ralphie
was too
Behind the Tastee Freez
I'll show you my dark secret
It's more like when I hide my dog's medicine in a spoon of peanut butter so it sticks to his mouth and distracts him so he has no idea what he's swallowing.
I use liverwust, works every time.
If ntodd would just do the decent thing and beat Palin about the head & shoulders with his giant pink dildo this thread could get back on topic again.
The problrm with pit bulls is not that they're inherently mean, but that if they're raised mean, they're really dangerous.
blerb
Any dog can be dangerous.
My daughter is 27 - loves animals as much as I do.
Only bitten by a dog once. A Cocker Spaniel.
"Every kid should have a summer paper route.
melior"
true, true.
motherfuckers and their dogs.
liverwurst, dammit.
Landslide.
http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/
http://www.electoral-vote.com/
This has been the modus operandi of Rove for some time - attack others with your weakness. Quite a simple way to bamboozle folks.
Nah gah work this time. Obama is too good at this game to let them do that.
The most telling thing is that Palin is what they accuse Obama of being and they are what they accuse Obama supporters of bein
I just watched Maher from last night, and Steele, the former lt gov of MD, went from defending Palin for sneering at "community organizer", to accusing Obama (and the "Democrat Party") of being dismissive of small town mayors.
This has been the modus operandi of Rove for some time - attack others with your weakness.
Sure. And a chief symptom of chronic liars, hypocrites and those suffering from terminal Bush Bizarro World syndrome where everything is backwards.
I just can't tell if they know they're full of shit or not. Some do, some don't - my best guess.
Hey, Teddy Roosevelt had a pit, as did Helen Keller.
BurpMeABushiteDelux
Helen Keller's dog was actually a Boston Terrier. They were bigger dogs back then.
Dogs will be here when American has finally destroyed this planet. When we're gone.
I hear ntodd has a velvet chest.
I am waiting for the daughter's book! You know it is coming.
And Sarah banned "Heather Has Two Mommies" from the Alaska library.
Mystery solved!
It's Nick Todd.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Todd
He's Pat Boone's younger brother (he was Daffy Duck to Pat Boone's Bugs Bunny).
Brief bio: Nothing Nick Todd ever did as a performer was good enough to gain him celebrity, despite 2 hit records. Virtually no one on earth, to this day, is familiar with him (including his own family). Fed up, one night he decided to drink nitro glycerine on stage and immolate himself. But even that couldn't gain him any noteriety. You know why? Because on that day Atrios called him 'Wanker of the Day'!!!!
Since then he has vowed revenge from beyond the grave in the only way a dead has-been celebrity can -- by sending endless emails to harasss Atrios!
But if you ask me, Atrios has no one to blame but himself.
The end.
\
Every kid should have a summer paper route.
On the early morning paper route I had, there used to be this large all black Labrador who jump out at me from dark place in his yard, which was covered with trees and bushes with only one light anywhere on the property on the side of the house.
He seemed to find this funny when I jumped out of my skin. It became a game between us with me trying to figure out which shadow he was in and him being in a different spot whenever I went to that yard.
Palin is proof of how big an asshole McCain is.
Fished your Trout.
Pits are called "velvet warriors" I believe.
BlueinColorado - I saw that snake Steele doing that - I wanted to rip his head off. He didn't believe a word of it.
But it's typical. Someone else is always to blame although it usually makes no sense. ROVE put down small town mayors. Obama has not done that.
Pits are called "velvet warriors" I believe.
BurpMeABushiteDelux
I thought that was Mel Torme
"Every kid should have a summer paper route.
melior
I had one 30 yrs ago and can still remember the two G. shepards one family had. Duke and Fritz. They would wait for me at the screen door every day. I would toss the paper in, slam the door before they could get me, and they would tear the paper to shreds. Don't know why that family even bothered getting a paper. Maybe for the entertainment value.
Only bitten by a dog once. A Cocker Spaniel.
My parents bred them. Dumbest dogs ever. And always sick.
Duty calls. May, or not, be back later.
Keep the faith Sallyh.
Landslide.
There have been almost no state polls since the conventions. We'll see how that landslide looks next week.
I think I'll retire for the evening.
Talk to you fine folk on the morrow...
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Helen Keller and her Boston Terrier.
A group of breeders have developed a breed called Olde Boston Bulldogge.
For folks who liked the early look of the breed...back at the turn of the 20th Century....when they had more of a bulldog/pit bull look.
Me too
LisaNova's Palin video is very funny. Someone posted the link yesterday.
Time, gentlemen!
Only bitten by a dog once. A Cocker Spaniel.
My parents bred them. Dumbest dogs ever. And always sick.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Bred for looks.
The Irish Setter, too, for awhile.
British breeders decided to put a stop to that.
BlueinColorado - I saw that snake Steele doing that - I wanted to rip his head off. He didn't believe a word of it.
He was a real asshole. Had the gooper pundit trick of never stopping talking (that can't be the right way to phrase that) down pat. Kerry Washington was impressive, though. and Dan Savage kicked ass up and down the set.
Folks were talking about giant poodles the other night. I didn't have a news paper route, but I had to cross the path of one of these frequently. It didn't like kids. Sometimes, it would get out and the race began.
Dumbest dogs ever. And always sick.
Never had a bulldog, eh. I had one. Spent most of the day chasing butterflies. Never caught one but ran into lots of trees, cars, people, and once jumped off the pier. Couldn't swim, either.
I Predict:
That Sarah Palin will be known for one thing:
Droppin' the "g" from the gerund.
I thought Nicky Todd was Elizabeth Taylors seventh or eighth or ninth husband.
One of the things that should be taught in public schools is that the Republicans are not above nominating someone for national office who believes that the Book of Revelation contains a threat from God to obliterate Mars if we don't stop worrying about global warming and if we also fail to pass tax breaks for the richest .04 percent of Americans minus any Muslims among that segment.
For all we know at this juncture, this could turn out be a key part of Palin's policy agenda.
ROVE put down small town mayors -T4TN
He also bashed a POW.
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Droppin' the "g" from the gerund."
Oh oh, I hear another round of "which vice president would you like to have a beer with" coming.
NTodd is some guy trying to pick up wimmin at code pink rallys.
I had one 30 yrs ago and can still remember the two G. shepards one family had. Duke and Fritz. They would wait for me at the screen door every day. I would toss the paper in, slam the door before they could get me, and they would tear the paper to shreds. Don't know why that family even bothered getting a paper. Maybe for the entertainment value.
I had a friend with a route who used to have a G. Shepard chase him all the time. After about three weeks the dog bit him, so the next day he show up, the dog chases him and he nails him with a ball peen hammer. He said the dog stayed the hell away from him after that.
Back in the early 1970s, I used to babysit for a woman who a red Doberman Pinscher named Dusty.
Everyone was afraid of that dog.
I wasn't. For some reason, that dog LOVED me.
I guess because he knew I did not fear him in the least.
Never been afraid of a dog in my life.
So did we ever figure out who "ntodd" is...?
If you do figure out who he is, please tell him to contact me offline to end this riduclousness. I have his motherfucking CD and will be happy to return it to him as soon as I get a snailmail address.
Steele also forced Maher to back down on calling Palin a "Jesus freak". She's a fucking creationist, fercrissake. People on TeeVee need to read some blogs.
Never been afraid of a dog in my life.
Have you tried teasing a dog?
They are humorless creatures.
BlueinColorado - I wasn't able to see the whole thing yet but Kerry Washington was terrific.
How people manage not to whack one of these cynical, RW bastards with a chair is beyond me.
"NTodd is some guy trying to pick up wimmin at code pink rallys."
Tell us something we don't know.
I had a friend with a route who used to have a G. Shepard chase him all the time. After about three weeks the dog bit him, so the next day he show up, the dog chases him and he nails him with a ball peen hammer. He said the dog stayed the hell away from him after that.
Supreme Commander Thor
It is impressive how brave and pragmatic some children can be.
Never been afraid of a dog in my life.
Have you tried teasing a dog?
They are humorless creatures.
Stunt Woman
I do not tease dogs.
And people who do tease dogs tend to incur my wrath.
Oh oh, I hear another round of "which vice president would you like to have a beer with" comin'.
Falaaaaaaaayed yer tongue-tiiiiiie.
I had a friend with a route who used to have a G. Shepard chase him all the time.
Shitty owner.
Toby, wanna chime in ?
Best this week, Jon Stewart:
http://www.thedailyshow.com/vide...lin-gender-
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"NTodd is some guy trying to pick up wimmin at code pink rallys."
I slept with a couple of them last week. They are up for pretty for much anything. I drew the line at taking a signpost up my asshole.
I was attacked by a Great Dane once while waiting for my date just prior to attending a performance of Turandot by the LA Opera.
Toby, wanna chime in ?
Heh :smile:
Re: Eschacon NW, tonight was great fun. I enjoyed myself immensely.
Shitty owner.
Terry C - Obama/Biden 2008
Basically it was. We lived in a shithole town where dogs ran loose all the time. I had one friend used to shoot them with his pellet rifle because he didn't want to clean up dog shit in his yard. One own came down and bitched about it, and his father told him he'd have used a shotgun if it had been him.
I discovered the secret to handling mean dogs my 2nd summer.
If you like dogs like I do, the only ones that are a problem are the genuinely mean ones. Genuinely mean dogs have bitten people before. That means they have had rocks thrown at them before.
The secret is: while looking right at them, reach down as if there were a rock you were going to pick up and bean them with. There doesn't actually have to be any rocks around.
99 out of 100 dogs, having been so beaned before, will turn tail and run.
I was attacked by a Great Dane once while waiting for my date just prior to attending a performance of Turandot by the LA Opera.
stunney
Now, that's weird.
Danes are not vicious dogs, ordinarily.
Big goofs, usually.
Our Siberian Husky had a pretty developed sense of humor...
I do not tease dogs.
And people who do tease dogs tend to incur my wrath.
Well, teasing my fellow critters is party of life. Cats seem to enjoy it, or at least make the best of it.
Dogs bite.
Steele also forced Maher to back down on calling Palin a "Jesus freak". She's a fucking creationist, fercrissake. People on TeeVee need to read some blogs.
Anyone who says that a gas pipeline is part of God's plan is a religious wacko or a charlatan.
Palin might equal measures of each.
Was bike riding around 20 years ago when a big dog started chasing me. Long story short, I ended up wiping out, breaking my fall by pushing my arms forward and jamming my right shoulder as a result. I still feel it now.
He also bashed a POW
That reminds me - the pretense it takes to be a Republicans is staggering, isn't it?
I've heard that "Ha! You liberals just hate Karl Rove" for years. I always say "Why the hell don't you Republicans hate him? He viciously smeared John McCain and his family."
There's one more major reason that convention was such a bizarre farce.
Basically it was. We lived in a shithole town where dogs ran loose all the time. I had one friend used to shoot them with his pellet rifle because he didn't want to clean up dog shit in his yard. One own came down and bitched about it, and his father told him he'd have used a shotgun if it had been him.
Supreme Commander Thor
My daughter and I were talking about people who mistreat animals.
I said "If anyone tried to hurt MY dogs or cats, I'd cut their fucking throat!"
My daughter knew I was serious.
There's one more major reason that convention was such a bizarre farce.
T4TN | 09.07.08 - 12:37 am | #
And that Bush and Cheney were never mentioned by the speakers.
Topic: NTodd
Off-Topic: I don't know what the big deal is about Palin's mad skillz. It's not like it's so hard to field dress a mouse. Once you get the little epaulets straight, it's a cinch. I've done it a hundred times. They're so cute out on parade.
There's one more major reason that convention was such a bizarre farce.
And Pat Peale was there, no bandaids this time.
" He said the dog stayed the hell away from him after that."
i had one of them little chiwawa fucks on my paper route. bit me once. the next time i booted it over a hedge.
the problem wasn't the dogs, it was their fucked up fuckface fuckhead owners that let 'em out unleashed. i've been bit by lots and lots of dogs that the owners were shocked, shocked i tell you, that bit me. in hindsight, i shoulda sued the motherfuckers. every last one of the morons.
Well, teasing my fellow critters is party of life. Cats seem to enjoy it, or at least make the best of it.
Dogs bite.
Stunt Woman
I won't tease animals.
I also won't fuck with fire or electricity.
Too much respect for all three.
And that Bush and Cheney were never mentioned by the speakers.
Gilly Gonzylon | Homepage | 09.07.08 - 12:38 am | #
well, if you have nothing good to say...
BlueinColorado | 09.07.08 - 12:32 am | #
Bill Maher did back down but not the aptly-named Dan Savage -- he gutted and field dressed Michael Steele like a moose!
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Bush didn't even mention Bush.
i had one of them little chiwawa fucks on my paper route. bit me once. the next time i booted it over a hedge.
I was watching a show on Animal Planet last week.
They had this English lady who is a dog trainer.
She gets SO pissed off at the owners of SMALL dogs who will not discipline them.
Something in the air: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2...h?
v=2pGht71KFkY
Just because i like it. Maybe could be the theme song
I used to hit dogs that tried to attack me with the flat side of my machete... I figured I was giving them the best chance.
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jdw:
They're like kids.
They have to have limits set for them.
http://www.facebook.com/people/N...tsky/
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They have to have limits set for them.
Terry C - Obama/Biden 2008 | Homepage | 09.07.08 - 12:42 am | #
same as republicans, but dogs are smarter, and nicer.
well, if you have nothing good to say...
ronjazz
So true.
And that Bush and Cheney were never mentioned by the speakers.
In a sane world, they'd be mocked and shunned for trying to pretend Bush and Cheney don't exist and that liberals are to blame for all the problems in Washington.
Except for the corrupt Republicans McCain wants to have punished by electing....another Republican as president.
A farce on top of a farce, written by Thunderbird-drinking, acid-dropping monkeys.
But I understate it.
same as republicans, but dogs are smarter, and nicer.
ronjazz
And much more loyal and trustworthy.
"I have to say, when John McCain says in his speech that he wants to reduce the rancor in Washington ... and I’m thinking, 'Did you pay attention to the last two days of your convention?'" Obama asked.
"I mean, What? Were you not, were you not watching?"
Obama did NOT add:
"Was your hearing aid turned off, Grampa?"
"They have to have limits set for them."
yeah, but too often they don't.
had i had access to mace like postal workers carry today i woulda went thru cans of it.
I won't tease animals.
I won't, either. Now, my cats have no problem with tormenting me. As their humble servant, I obey.
My dog just wants to be loved. She's a total sweetie pie.
"They have to have limits set for them."
yeah, but too often they don't.
had i had access to mace like postal workers carry today i woulda went thru cans of it.
jdw
Some people should never be permitted to have pets.
The difference between dogs and republicans? A dog won't bite your hand after you feed it. (sorry MT)
mcBUSHcain-paCHENEYlin '08
Bush didn't even mention Bush.
Ralphie | 09.07.08 - 12:41 am | #
Bush is distancing himself from the president...and running away from his disastrous record and rotten legacy.
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In The Red Pony, the class just recited the original Pledge of Allegiance. Scans much better.
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I won't tease animals.
I won't, either. Now, my cats have no problem with tormenting me. As their humble servant, I obey.
My dog just wants to be loved. She's a total sweetie pie.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
I have two small dogs sleeping in the bed with me.
My other dog sleeps with my son.
Then one of the cats comes in and settles down on the bed as well.
I wish I was that popular with HUMAN males.
Now, that's weird.
I bravely whacked its face as it leapt to bite my head off.
It backed off while I stepped into an adjacent room and noticed my beautiful suit coat arm was drenched in canine saliva.
Danes are not vicious dogs, ordinarily.
Yes, they're a remarkably non-vicious bunch as a rule, as this study suggests:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/20.../128/437/
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I like other people's dogs... I can get all the enjoyment out of them without all the work of taking care of them.
What I really hate is dog-owners that let their dogs poop/piss wherever... you obviously don't want that at your house, why bring it to mine?
Pick up after your pet, or don't own one.
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Looks like this thread has turned into a real bitch session.
Looks like this thread has turned into a real bitch session.
doug r
Sorry, dude.
I love animals.
And the more I see of people these days, the more I love my dogs and cats.
I love that black tartar on a dog's teeth and gums.
Danes are not vicious dogs, ordinarily.
The most objectionable habit of the ones I've been around is their tendency to back up to you when you're sitting down and plunk their ass down in your lap.
Now, ordinarily, that might be a sign of affection, but, those dogs are heavy.
doug, I know you love doggies
LOLpolitics. That's what I'm talking about.
I love the sound of a dog working on a milkbone
In The Red Pony, the class just recited the original Pledge of Allegiance. Scans much better.
Oh--there's a story I heard somewhere but I can't remember it very well. Anyway, the upshot was the author was in a foreign country, surrounded by people from that area and someone suggested singing the American national anthem.
And they started - and sang..."We Shall Overcome".
To better days, folks.
Montag, oh, you've met my Rhodesian
ntodd: An enigma wrapped in a blogpost.
Which is still more than anyone knows about Sarah P.
You guys prolly didn't know this:
Sarah HUSSEIN Palin
As there are so many human mouths starving, it's hard for me to feed a pet... but that's obviously just me.
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i can't find the time to tell you but i'll bet it was important.
NatGeo had a pit bull special last night: two hours on sorting out the fucked-up dogs that were rescued from Michael Vick's canine Fight Club, and Cesar Millan calming down a dog that had been fucked up by a trainer.
Sallyh is right about Cockers. No wonder the British aristocracy loves them. My cousin has one that is bonkers.
Cavalier King Charles Spaniels are lovely, though can be sickly. My niece's got run over, and it broke our family's heart.
When are the pundits gonna attack Palins loyaty? Being a successionist seems just a bit disloyal ainna?
I love other people's dogs. My cats poop in a box. They pee there too, as long as I keep my clothes off the floor.
I've got to get some sleep. I leave this for your listening enjoyment. Cracks me up.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lNFRLrP0
Little Boots! How's my adopted son tonight?
If they invented a pet that walked on a leash AND pooped in a box, I would so get one.
Better link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0...h?
v=0lNFRLrP014
When are the pundits gonna attack Palins loyaty? Being a successionist seems just a bit disloyal ainna?
Could be worse. She could be ... HAWAIIAN!
Mister X, when Missy X demands a dog/cat/llama/great white shark, you know you'll cave
Montag, oh, you've met my Rhodesian
I once had a field setter that would do the same thing, but, she was just a lightweight compared to a Great Dane--or a Ridgeback.
Why are some animals chosen as "pets" and some are not? I want a meercat and a badger to fetch my slippers... and maybe a bottlenose to help me learn how to fish...
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What’s wrong with askin’ the Alaskan tough questions?
By Margery Eagan Sunday, September 7, 2008
Palin-palooza continues.
The latest polls say men like her more than women, including Hillary’s more ardent supporters.
Could it be the “Wonder Palin” thong underwear selling madly online? Goodbye Hillary’s pantsuits; hello beauty-pageant gams. Alaskans didn’t nickname Palin “Babe-raham Lincoln” for nothing.
Of course, there could be more dull reasons for women disliking her - for instance, more women are Democrats. And then there are policy matters, like women’s reproductive freedom.
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Wrote Wooten, seriously, I think: “(Palin’s) family is the one where the rain falls and the faucet drips and, no matter what, the family deals with it.” She’s just like us, he said. And that’s the greatest.
I would like to go on record here: When rain falls and faucets drip here in the urban jungle of Boston, we deal with it too, OK? But I, for one, would prefer my president keep clear of faucets and be absolutely nothing like me. What I want, now more than ever, is some really big thinkin’ in a really big brain, and I know who’s got one.
http://news.bostonherald.com/new...418&
format=text
'Wonder Palin'?
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I love the sound of a dog working on a milkbone
Gilly Gonzylon
A chewbone session is a very studied activity for them. It's amazing how deftly my female dal manipulates the thing with her paws.
Ralphie, that's awesome!
Could be worse. She could be ... HAWAIIAN!
Little Boots | 09.07.08 - 12:55 am | # Damn elitest Hawaiians
Little Boots! How's my adopted son tonight?
Mister X, when Missy X demands a dog/cat/llama/great white shark, you know you'll cave
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
She is Queen of the Anteaters! And I'm running out of ants...
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Ooops, have no idea what I did there.
Getting back to more serious matters, I think someone should phone McCain having ensured there's a glass of milk in front of him. What are the odds that our war hero will react like Hardy did in that Laurel & Hardy movie when the phone rings, Hardy puts the milk glass to his ear, realizes his error, picks up the handset, and then utters the immortal words:
"What? What? I'm sorry, could you speak up, I've got milk in my ear!"
Actually I want a big fluffy manatee to teach me how to skimboard...
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Anyway, I'm doing fine, SallyH.
What's all this NTodd thang?
Ralphie, that's awesome!
Yes, yes it is.
Cindy McCains outfit could sponsor 1000 childre through ccf for a year.
the wingers are really fucking challenging my long held belief that stupidity does in fact have limits...
NTodd is a leaner, too.
Or so I hear.
the wingers are really fucking challenging my long held belief that stupidity does in fact have limits...
It knows no limits. There is truly no limit to willful stupidity. All it takes is the raw determination to pursue the idiotic to its natural consequences.
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Stunney - perfect analogy, Ralphie - perfect video.
the wingers are really fucking challenging my long held belief that stupidity does in fact have limits...
fokowi | Homepage | 09.07.08 - 1:00 am | #
It's not just the stupidity, its the fucking low down meanness they seem to take pride in as well. I mean cutting funding for unwed mothers?
It's not just the stupidity, its the fucking low down meanness they seem to take pride in as well. I mean cutting funding for unwed mothers?
shemp | 09.07.08 - 1:05 am | #
To add to my unfinished quoting of shemp, there's a very real deep rooted resentment of the left. Too bad, because we're the good ones. We really are.
Danes are not vicious dogs, ordinarily.
The most objectionable habit of the ones I've been around is their tendency to back up to you when you're sitting down and plunk their ass down in your lap.
Now, ordinarily, that might be a sign of affection, but, those dogs are heavy.
montag
They have this one habit that I find endearing but scares some people.
They stand up, place their front paws on your shoulders and stare down at you.
Lady across the street has a pit bull/Great Dane mix who does that.
She used to get nervous till I told her "It's a Dane thing...no biggie. They don't mean any harm by it."
ntodd? WTF? They are Devo!
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