I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

GravatarWhat a sad, sad day.


GravatarFare well, Steve.
.


GravatarI like what Vickie had to say: "CARPE DIEM." Seize the day.


Gather ye rosebuds while ye may.


GravatarI hope somebody blogs about my death and links to my blog in tribute...


GravatarGather ye rosebuds while ye may.

Don't make me watch Dead Poets.


GravatarAnti-G8 protests, and a massive boost for the German left.


GravatarI hope somebody blogs about my death and links to my blog in tribute...
NTodd, Fart Smeller


You need to start a blog first.


GravatarI hope somebody blogs about my death and links to my blog in tribute...

A big plate of shit on a shingle, Dude.

I shall consume it in your honor.


GravatarYou need to start a blog first.

You can't keep me down with your rules, man.


GravatarGather ye rosebuds while ye may...

Citizen Cain Sugar


GravatarI had just finished reading that, and was posting a link.

A real tear jerker.


GravatarA big plate of shit on a shingle, Dude.

I shall consume it in your honor.


That might just be enough to keep me alive forever.


GravatarI like what Vickie had to say: "CARPE DIEM." Seize the day.

If you're suffering from carpe diem, I may be able to get you compensation.

CALL ME AT 1-800 GET CASH


GravatarGather ye rosebuds while ye may.

Don't make me watch Dead Poets.
NTodd, Fart Smeller


All the good poets are dead.

And white men.


GravatarI hope somebody blogs about my death

I want "Revolution 9" played on an endless loop.


Gravatarwhat did Steve die of?


GravatarMan, I wish I could post my NToddcast from the day of the London Bombings. Feels apt.


GravatarI hope somebody blogs about my death

I want "Revolution 9" played on an endless loop.
Gilly Gonzylon


I don't anticipate being around to notice; or care.


GravatarMoonboo, I saw where you posted that W.H. Auden poem in Steve Gillard's memory. That's the poem that my family printed up and gave away with a picture of my brother when he died. (((hug)))

I am so sorry to learn of Steve's death. How sad that such a wonderful voice and personality has been lost. My heart goes out to his family and friends during this heartbreaking time.


GravatarAfter attending a horribly impersonal funeral, I told my friends that when I go they are to have a big party, drink massively, and play Pink Floyd's "Comfortably Numb."


GravatarCALL ME AT 1-800 GET CASH

You obviously advertize to republicans.


Gravatar[deadthread repost]

• The Unitard™ recently cheerfully expressed the wish or intention to keep Iraq garrisoned with US military forces for the next half-century, i.e. until further notice.

• Georgeann Geyer recently reports that "Friends of his [the Unitard™] from Texas were shocked recently to find him nearly wild-eyed, thumping himself on the chest three times while he repeated 'I am the president!' He also made it clear he was setting Iraq up so his successor could not get out of 'our country's destiny'."

• Not that it was exactly a secret, but just this week detailed images of the Amerikan mega-embassy fortress compound under construction in Baghdad were publicized.

Not to drift into unwelcome Woodyness, but this last item seriously calls into question the intent of our political elite to withdraw and truly diminish the Amerikan footprint in Iraq. The embassy is, I believe, exactly analogous to the Zionist practice in Israel of deliberately building homes, settlements, and communities on land upon which the occupants have no legal claim or entitlement, and have been expressly prohibited from using.

The point is to create a fait accompli, and of course it would be a shame to waste a perfectly lovely Death Star once you've gone to the trouble and expense of building it, no?

And there's no widespread public outcry. And concomitantly, there's no leadership from the complicit political elite-- which, face it, is the majority in both parties, and the party leadership-- challenging the status quo and appropriately decrying it to We the People.

Instead, there's a standing wave of acquiescence to the illicit authority of the ruling cabal...

OK, hold that thought, and I'll be back as soon as I can think of an upbeat closer.


GravatarI don't anticipate being around to notice; or care.
Rmj, Sylar's Evil Twin | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 6:21 pm | #

Duh, it isn't for my musical enjoyment...


GravatarI don't anticipate being around to notice; or care.
Rmj, Sylar's Evil Twin


About my death, I meant.

Boy, was that a faux pas!


Gravatarhttp://www.washingtonpost.com/wp...Dtopnews& sub=AR

A federal judge yesterday ordered the military to temporarily refrain from awarding the largest security contract in Iraq. The order followed an unusual series of events set off when a U.S. Army veteran filed a protest against the government practice of hiring what he calls mercenaries, according to sources familiar with the matter.

The contract, worth about $475 million, calls for a private company to provide intelligence services to the U.S. Army and security for the Army Corps of Engineers on reconstruction work in Iraq. The case, which is being heard by the U.S. Court of Federal Claims, puts on trial one of the most controversial and least understood aspects of the Iraq war: the outsourcing of military security to an estimated 20,000 armed contractors who operate with little oversight.

Brian X. Scott, a 53-year-old Colorado man, filed the complaint in early April. He argues that the military's use of private security contractors is "against America's core values" and violates an 1893 law that prohibits the government from hiring quasi-military forces.


GravatarAbout my death, I meant.

Boy, was that a faux pas!


You're a horrid, horrid man.


Gravatarwhat did Steve die of?
mimi | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 6:21 pm | #


Diabetes complications.


GravatarDuh, it isn't for my musical enjoyment...
Gilly Gonzylon


Sorry; favorite philosophical conundrum: "My death; is it possible?"

Obviously you think it isn't, if you want to program the music from the grave.

'Twas my only point.


GravatarWhen I die, I plan to stay that way.


GravatarYou're a horrid, horrid man.
NTodd, Fart Smeller


Which explains the decline and impending fall of my blog.


GravatarInstead, there's a standing wave of acquiescence to the illicit authority of the ruling cabal...

Surely you dare not to criticize our elite representatives of the US population?


GravatarDiabetes complications.
rorschach, futon djinn


And I'm due for a checkup.


GravatarYou can still peruse Gilliard's writings at his old blogspot address:

http://stevegilliard.blogspot.com

I was just checking out September 2005. Good fucking stuff.


GravatarJane:


GravatarBrian X. Scott, a 53-year-old Colorado man,


What does the X stand for ?


GravatarYou'll be able to tell that I'm dead.

My blog won't have been updated for days.


GravatarSteve died of diabetes complications£? Oh that is sad. Such a young man too...

They say only the good die young and I'm beginning to believe it.


Gravatari'd like to have The End by the Doors played at my funeral

when I feel down I turn the lights off, lie on my bed and listen to it


GravatarWell shit, now I've dug out the podcast I did when my mom died and am listening to it. Might as well whore it so you all can be just as weepy as I am.


GravatarOT: A Newcastle family claim they have been forced from two homes by thugs who have targeted them over their ginger hair.

Kevin and Barbara Chapman say they and their four children, aged between 10 and 13, have endured years of taunts, smashed windows and violence.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/engla...yne/ 6714735.stm


GravatarDiabetes complications.

Primarily an infected heart valve. He was on life support for quite some time from what I gather.


GravatarWhat does the X stand for ?

The Unknown Variable.


GravatarThey say only the good die young and I'm beginning to believe it.

I'm not dead yet.


GravatarSoon, they'll start arresting people for thinking rude thoughts about selected people. - Richard

Soon? Where have you been the past 10 years?

You thought that nonsense was about was about smoking a joint?

AAhahahaha.


GravatarMay the Goddess guard him. May he find his way to the Summerlands. May his friends and family know peace.


GravatarThey say only the good die young and I'm beginning to believe it.

I'm not dead yet.
NTodd, Fart Smeller | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 6:26 pm | #


There ya have it.


GravatarYou'll be able to tell that I'm dead.

My blog won't have been updated for days.
Gomez who ♥ Al Gore


This would mean rumors of my death have not been greatly exaggerated.


GravatarOT: A Newcastle family claim they have been forced from two homes by thugs who have targeted them over their ginger hair.

Kevin and Barbara Chapman say they and their four children, aged between 10 and 13, have endured years of taunts, smashed windows and violence.

Hate to admit it, but I'm on the thugs side on this one.


GravatarMy blog is written by an automatic Perl script, so nobody will notice I'm dead until I start to smell.

Oh, wait...


GravatarNTodd, you're still alive to feed the beasts at your home. it's your raison d'être


GravatarWell, time to head outside with the camera at the ready.

It's black as midnight right now. See ya after the storm .


Gravatar
What does the X stand for ?



X-tremely Gentile.


GravatarI want it known that while before I was rooting for the Cavaliers against the Pistons, I'm starting to feel sorry for the Pistons (if that's possible) and have decided to change my allegiance in favor of the Pistons.

Also Vicki's mom really wants the Pistons to win.

That is all.


GravatarMan who should be king

Al Gore has published a furious tirade against Bush and his Live Earth concert is next month, but is he considering a last run at the presidency? By Suzanne Goldenberg


GravatarI want it known that while before I was rooting for the Cavaliers against the Pistons, I'm starting to feel sorry for the Pistons (if that's possible) and have decided to change my allegiance in favor of the Pistons.

When it comes to the Cavaliers, I always root for the Roundheads.


GravatarGomez, be careful: you are fighting against the powers that be. THEY have decided that King James will be in the finals and whatever stands in the way of this will be disposed of . . .


GravatarAs per her wishes, we didn't have a funeral when my mother died last year.

She hated funerals. So do I.

In a few months, my brothers and I are going to spread her ashes at this location...

Thunder Bay lookout
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P...h? v=Pg2lh_4FZcQ


GravatarSurely you dare not to criticize our elite representatives of the US population? | smalfish, tinfoil hatted

Well, I spoze I oughtn't to be too hard on them at that, since they're probably trying their best, and who am I to criticize anyway?

But what's up with this Brian X. Scott complaining about "mercenaries"? Mercenaries? How quaint and behind-the-times can you get? Where've you been, Bri? It's all professionalized now! They're contractors, ya maroon!


GravatarGomez, be careful: you are fighting against the powers that be. THEY have decided that King James will be in the finals and whatever stands in the way of this will be disposed of . . .
DWD - Dirty Fucking Hippy


The decision has been made, all that's left now are consequences.


GravatarI'm not dead yet.
NTodd


You should go for a walk.


Gravatarhey Richard, I'm from Sudbury originally.

Small world.

I love the North Shore of Lake Superior though. Gorgeous, gorgeous country and great fishing.


GravatarGomez now the proud owner of an all in one printer from Brother.

What a completely neat machine.


GravatarSo there's no talk of threeways in Hell??? No dancing for joy?

You don't know either this guy or Falwell, you're just jumping on whatever bandwagon is pimped at you.

Sheesh.


GravatarI'm not dead yet.
NTodd


I got one word...Febreze.


GravatarRest in peace, Steve.

(he'd probably be chuckling at the reaction many will have to the photo on FDL -- one last rousing gasp of "Steve is *black*?!)


Gravatari'd like to have The End by the Doors played at my funeral

when I feel down I turn the lights off, lie on my bed and listen to it
Moonbootica, Graduee


Jeez, when I'm down, I want UP! I want the Beatles, Dave Clark 5, some crazy Zappa. Sad or somber music just gives me a case of the positive feedback blues. Even stuff like Seventh Sojourn and Blue jays are too mellow...
At my funeral, mayube..."Cruisin' for Burgers", the '88 version...


GravatarMatthew 7, annie. Explain it in detail.


GravatarI always wanted to be buried in New Orleans to have one of those dixie band funeral processions. I don't know if it's possible anymore but what a way to go!


GravatarI want my casket lifters all dressed in yellow Devo jumpsuits.


GravatarMatthew 7, annie. Explain it in detail.
Snow, Contrary


Judge not, lest you be judged.

The Bible was under my GW Bush farting doll.


Gravatar
hey Richard, I'm from Sudbury originally.


I'm originally from Winnipeg, but my family settled in Thunder Bay in 1978.
I've been living in the US since 1995.


I love the North Shore of Lake Superior though. Gorgeous, gorgeous country and great fishing.



Well, perhaps you'll enjoy this video then...

gentle waves at a beach on lake superior
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9...h? v=94c12BiVT2M


GravatarAs per her wishes, we didn't have a funeral when my mother died last year.

She hated funerals. So do I.

In a few months, my brothers and I are going to spread her ashes at this location...

Thunder Bay lookout
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P...h? v=Pg2lh_4FZcQ
Richard


Same here, word for word. She wants her ashes scattered in Hawaii.
Be patient, Ma...


GravatarRest in peace, Steve.


What a gentle man.

Vaya con Dios, brother-man.

We love you.


GravatarSo who's going to do the telethon after Jerry Lewis leaves Congress?


GravatarI want my casket lifters all dressed in yellow Devo jumpsuits.
Gilly Gonzylon


Gotta have the red Jell-O mold hats, too...


GravatarSail on, Sir Gilliard. I will raise a paper cup in your honor and memory at Fenway tomorrow..


GravatarI always wanted to be buried in New Orleans to have one of those dixie band funeral processions. I don't know if it's possible anymore but what a way to go!
mimi | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 6:37 pm | #


You can have your funeral there, but "buried"?

Not so much.


GravatarSometimes, life seems incredibly cruel.


GravatarI understand Matthew 7, Richie.

It's you all who shit on it.


GravatarI want "Dust in the Wind" played at my funeral just to annoy the fuck out of everyone.


Gravatarthanks Richard, for a glimpse of Northern Ontario. I have't been there in a while, and should go back this summer for some fishing.

I live in Zurich now and am learning to be a pilot so I can see all the North when I retire there one day.


GravatarI understand Matthew 7, Richie.

It's you all who shit on it.
annieangel


"Do not give what is holy to dogs, or throw your pearls before swine"


GravatarI understand Matthew 7, Richie.

It's you all who shit on it.


And since you are so knowledgeable, I am requesting that you explain it to all of us.


GravatarI want "Dust in the Wind" played at my funeral just to annoy the fuck out of everyone.
Gomez who ♥ Al Gore


Oh, you want to do that, use "In A Godda Davida."

Make 'em sit through that, they'll be glad you're gone!


GravatarI request you kiss my lily white ass, Rich.

I don't want to cast pearls before swine.


GravatarI want Chris Matthews to write my eulogy.


Gravatar"enter through the narrow gate"

That leaves out Jerry Falwell.


GravatarThe End, Dust In The Wind... I'm thinking I should just go ahead and make a compilation cd, just in case!

I also would like my ashes to go out back in the woods where the dogs are buried, but I guess that's illegal.


GravatarSorry, Snow not Richie, get to kissin'.


Gravataralso Verdi's requiem...


GravatarAm I supposed to rich now?


Gravatarthanks Ror

so Viking funeral in Northern Ontario lake followed by a New Orleans type funeral procession for me


GravatarI want "Dust in the Wind" played at my funeral just to annoy the fuck out of everyone.
Gomez who ♥ Al Gore | 06.02.07 - 6:42 pm | #

You're my boy, Blue!


GravatarWhen members of the WH press corps die, they need to play "What a fool believes"


GravatarAl Gore has published a furious tirade against Bush and his Live Earth concert is next month, but is he considering a last run at the presidency?

His remark about perhaps running in the future makes me think he ia. I mean, why wait another 8 years? Unless--and this just occurred to me--he sees the next Dem Prez as a one-term dead duck due to Junior's War, and wants to avoid that. Couldn't really blame him...


GravatarConsider me kissing. Now, get to explaining!


GravatarThe Duruflé Requiem is cool, but not many people know it.


Gravatarannie - remember when you told me I should just explain stuff instead of snarking? Might follow your own advice.


GravatarI want Barry Manilow to sing at NTodd's funeral.


Gravatari also like Fauré's requiem, because is so peaceful


GravatarWell Comcast has decided to fuck with me again. This isn't pretty.


GravatarTrolls are beneath contempt.

I strongly suggest ignoring the crossdresser, who does not deserve the time of day, let alone a reasoned response on any subject.


GravatarNot diabetes complications. The direct cause was a systemic infection after open heart surgery.


GravatarI want Barry Manilow to sing at NTodd's funeral.
spinoza


That or Styx.


GravatarYou're a swine, Snow. Or a dog, if you'd rather. Holy and pearls and all that.

I suggest you go to Bible study. I'm sure there's a group near where you live, check the yellow pages.


GravatarI want Barry Manilow to sing at NTodd's funeral.

I caaaaan't smile withoooout you....


GravatarWhy should Annie do anything. She's just drunk in the afternoon and trolling your asses to pass the time.


GravatarI want Barry Manilow to sing at NTodd's funeral.
spinoza


He writes the songs that make the whole world sing!


GravatarI don't have to explain things Todd, that are asked of me by assholes like Snow, who has no intent to actually learn.

He wants to mock my religion. I'm not playing.


Gravataroh a systemic infection - that is too bad. If doctors in the USA believed in using microphages for treatment of infections, so many lives could be saved


GravatarI want Barry Manilow to sing at NTodd's funeral.
spinoza

That or Styx.
Gomez who ♥ Al Gore


Why must you be such an angry young man?


GravatarI suggest you go to Bible study. I'm sure there's a group near where you live, check the yellow pages.

Does that mean you are unable? I thought you were here to spread the Word?


GravatarIn my will, I specify "I Am a Patriot" by Jackson Browne and "Our Purpose Here Is to Rise Up" by Shawna Carroll. Also the poems "When Death Comes," "Little Summer Poem Touching the Subject of Faith," and "Charge of the Goddess." After that, everyone should just dance a spiral dance and go have a party.


GravatarIt's you all who shit on it.


DO they pay you to be this stupid, or is it voluntary?


GravatarHe wants to mock my religion. I'm not playing.
annieangel


???? I thought you were mocking it!

I'm confused.


GravatarI didn't know being a floozy was a religion.


GravatarI don't have to explain things Todd, that are asked of me by assholes like Snow, who has no intent to actually learn.

But of course. I expected nothing less from you.


GravatarSee Snow, you're one of the people I'm supposed to dust my feet at, you have no desire to hear the Word, you've heard it and turned your back on it. Troll someone else. That's a good boy.


GravatarActually, it is you I hope will learn from this discussion.


GravatarHe wants to mock my religion. I'm not playing.
annieangel

???? I thought you were mocking it!

I'm confused.
Rmj,


Pwn3d.


Gravatarso how will bloggers say good-bye to one of their own, I wonder


GravatarDoes that mean you are unable? I thought you were here to spread the Word?
Snow, Contrary


He/she/it sucks at evangelizing.


GravatarSnow is the worst of all the people who have treated me badly. And that includes Richard.

I'm not about to get involved in whatever game he thinks he's playing.

Sheesh, Todd.


GravatarNTodd, I am listening to your podcast. Can you tell me which recording of the Thomas Tallis Fantasia you used?


GravatarOh, DAMN!!!!

I am so sorry to hear this.

Rest in peace, Steve. You touched and influenced more people than you probably ever knew.


Gravatarthers has asked that at his funeral his body be wrapped in bacon and then placed in a boat and pushed towards the nearest iHop.


GravatarI suggest black borders around his friend's blog pages. That would be nice and tasteful, non?


GravatarAm I am a Samaritan? I think I might have a Lesson on that. Hold on.


GravatarI'm off to go babysit. I went to Toys R Us this afternoon and did some real damage. I know they won't let me give G/Son all these presents at once. My plan is to take in a few when I arrive. Then, when Son and D-i-L go out, I'll sneak in a few more. I'll put them away in the toybox once G/Son's asleep, and they'll never know until tomorrow.

Heh.


GravatarAm I am a Samaritan?

I thought you were a Panthers fan?


GravatarYou're a bunch of evil trees. You can't bring forth good fruit. I've seen your fruit, and I know it.


GravatarSnow is the worst of all the people who have treated me badly. And that includes Richard.

Because this is all about you?


GravatarI close my eyes
Only for a moment,
then the moment's gone...


GravatarSupertramp has already to play at my funeral or sentencing hearing, whichever comes first.

Jeter home run.


GravatarPerhaps a link to an anthology of Steve's best posts on his site would be à propos.


GravatarYou're a bunch of evil trees. You can't bring forth good fruit. I've seen your fruit, and I know it.
annieangel


Actually my daughter is a very nice person, and I resent the implication.


GravatarI thought you were a Panthers fan?

I'm multi-capable, especially since the Panthers don't require much time.


GravatarI've seen NTodd branch and his fruit, and it is sweet.


GravatarStop feeding it, please.

There is no point in carrying on a conversation with what is, for all intents and purposes, a cartoon character.


GravatarTodd's ok. He needs to grow in Christ, though.


GravatarI love it that some drunken tart who posts boudoir photos of herself all over the internet and is living in sin with a man who is 10 years younger than her feels fit to lecture anyone on their morals.


GravatarYou're a bunch of evil trees. You can't bring forth good fruit. I've seen your fruit, and I know it.
annieangel


She must have seen my fruit when I bent down to get the paper in my robe.


Gravatarokay, the troll rants are putting me to sleep. that and the many fine Swiss beers I drank tonight. Gute!


GravatarI suggest you go to Bible study.

The Bible had lessons for those who lived when it was written and rewritten. Some of those lessons still apply, but human beings have evolved, and some of the advice simply doesn't apply any more.

Come into the 21st century.


GravatarHe's 12 years younger than me. Pay attention.


GravatarI've seen NTodd branch and his fruit, and it is sweet.

Low fruit.


Gravatar"He needs to grow in Christ, though."

Is that anything like growing in a mulchpile?


GravatarAs per her wishes, we didn't have a funeral when my mother died last year.

She hated funerals. So do I.

In a few months, my brothers and I are going to spread her ashes at this location...

Thunder Bay lookout
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P...h? v=Pg2lh_4FZcQ
Richard | 06.02.07 - 6:32 pm |


This was/is my parents. So we scattered their ashes at our favorite lake in Wisconsin. And I've still got some ashes, so eventually they'll be scattered in the Bosphorus, the Aegean, etc.


GravatarShe must have seen my fruit when I bent down to get the paper in my robe.
Gomez who ♥ Al Gore


What was the paper doing in your robe?

Never mind; I don't really want to know....


GravatarFor me, I read Steve's posts everyday. I didn't comment much on his blog, but I'll miss what he had to say. One of the first blogs I ever read. Good stuff.


Gravatar"He needs to grow in Christ, though."

Christ would NEVER let him do that to him.


GravatarNTodd, I am listening to your podcast. Can you tell me which recording of the Thomas Tallis Fantasia you used?

Shit, I can't find the CD in my disaster of an office. IIRC it was Slatkin's with SLSO. Early 90s?


GravatarI see your fruit puke spewed all over this board.

It's nasty, it stinks and you all need to pray.


GravatarThen, when Son and D-i-L go out, I'll sneak in a few more. I'll put them away in the toybox once G/Son's asleep, and they'll never know until tomorrow.

You're a peach, but you should prolly just put that money into an ING account where it will do more good.


Gravatar"He needs to grow in Christ, though."

Christ would NEVER let him do that to him.
Gomez who ♥ Al Gore | 06.02.07 - 6:57 pm | #


Christ ain't got no fiddy cents.


GravatarIsn't your mission to teach the unlearned, to bring the Scripture to the unsaved? Save me. Explain Matthew 7 to me.


GravatarTodd's ok. He needs to grow in Christ, though.

No I don't. I'm a Quaker, and have a direct relationship with the Divine. Stop listening to the middlemen who pervert the Word.


Gravatar"you all need to pray."

And then what? I still do not know what this is expected to accomplish - prattle on to bog and sunny jeebus about fuck all and what will happen?


Gravatar"He needs to grow in Christ, though."

Christ would NEVER let him do that to him.
Gomez who ? Al Gore | 06.02.07 - 6:57 pm | #

Christ ain't got no fiddy cents.


You can always hope for an anal angel.


GravatarChrist would NEVER let him do that to him.
Gomez who ♥ Al Gore | 06.02.07 - 6:57 pm | #

Christ ain't got no fiddy cents.
rorschach, futon djinn | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 6:58 pm | #


Render unto NTodd...


GravatarStop listening to the middlemen who pervert the Word.

And pocket the hard-earned money of the people who think it's going to get them into heaven.

Snake-oil salesmen.


Gravatar"Render unto NTodd..."

whatever 2 consenting adults wish to do in the privacy of their homes is indeed their business, I suppose.


Gravatar
This was/is my parents. So we scattered their ashes at our favorite lake in Wisconsin. And I've still got some ashes, so eventually they'll be scattered in the Bosphorus, the Aegean, etc.


My best friend's dad was from Scotland. When he passed, my friend and his mother scattered his ashes in a Loch up there.


GravatarLooks like I commented when the trolls were in control.


GravatarIt's nasty, it stinks and you all need to pray.


To those who understand, I extend my hand
To the doubtful I demand, take me as I am
Not under your command, I know where I stand
I won't change to fit your plan, take me as I am


Gravatarwhatever 2 consenting adults wish to do in the privacy of their homes is indeed their business, I suppose.

Yeah, but 2 adults, five dogs, two ferrets, an armadillo and a panda does push the envelope.


GravatarChrist would NEVER let him do that to him.
Gomez who ♥ Al Gore | 06.02.07 - 6:57 pm | #

Christ ain't got no fiddy cents.
rorschach, futon djinn | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 6:58 pm | #

Render unto NTodd...
NTodd, Fart Smeller


And all your money won't
another minute buy
Dust in the wind...


Gravatar"Render unto NTodd..."

whatever 2 consenting adults wish to do in the privacy of their homes is indeed their business, I suppose.
Uncle Blodge, Urban Teacher | 06.02.07 - 7:00 pm | #


Who lives behind a Tastee Freez, though?


GravatarSnow, you're a pearl trampler. I won't be rended by you, not this little girl!


GravatarMe no like annieangel


Gravatar
And then what? I still do not know what this is expected to accomplish - prattle on to bog and sunny jeebus about fuck all and what will happen?




Why..... YOU'D BE SAVED!


Of course!


Your E.R.A. would have to go down though.


GravatarTo those who understand, I extend my hand
To the doubtful I demand, take me as I am
Not under your command, I know where I stand
I won't change to fit your plan, take me as I am
smalfish, tinfoil hatted


You're not the boss of me....


GravatarI really think and feel in my heart that the "Broder bump" will happen now for President Bush, due to the uncovering of the terrorist plot at JFK. It demonstrates a fully engaged President and Federal Government, doing their job, straight ahead, no nonsense.


Gravatar"Why..... YOU'D BE SAVED!"

I was saved weekly as a kid in sunday school - it was a requirement before we could get into the punch and cookies.


GravatarRender into bacon, that which comes from the pork belly. Oh, and none of that bullshit canadian bacon either.


GravatarThat's all well and good, Todd. But without Christ there is no intercession on your behalf and you can't go to Heaven.

Now you've got me to say something that you know all your friends want to jump on.


Gravatarjack | 06.02.07 - 7:04 pm | #

Me no like you. You dress for warm weather.


Gravatar"Now you've got me to say something that you know all your friends want to jump on."

Pamela Anderson!!!!


GravatarBut without Christ there is no intercession on your behalf and you can't go to Heaven.

Says who?


GravatarThat's all well and good, Todd. But without Christ there is no intercession on your behalf and you can't go to Heaven.


How can we go and get more popcorn without intercession?


GravatarTo repeat one of the first sentiments I ever posted here, WTF is it with the GOP and teh gay? And Clintons first "issue" in office being none other than that? Somehow Republican America, and some others if that stupid move by the otherwise redoubtable Bill is any indication, has become a nation urgently obsessed with sexual preferences to the exclusion of virtually all else, including rational thought. It's like freakin Salem or something. Unless we are already aquainted, I.Do.Not.Want.To.Know about it, honestly. If you're gay, fine. Some of my best friends are gay, I'm straight, they're friends because we respect each other as people and, never attempted to imposed our preferences or moral judgements regarding that aspect of our own personal choice on each other either way. It's like smoking, not that the two are related, but sure, I very much do respect your right not to have my second-hand smoke in your space, but with the propaganda you would think people who smoke are fucking dracula or something. It's the rise of a profoundly unamerican culture of moralizing fluttertwits who seem to have an unquenchable urge to dissect the smallest deviations from whatever they consider "normal", allowing no room for anything other than complete banishment of anyone who may not conform to their "standards". Call it the Ingraham Effect, a sort of jihad of hypersensitivity to anything which appears to remotely differ from personal notions of perfectness. They're GAY! He called me OUTSPOKEN! Shut the fuck up. Who cares? A bunch of lunatics have overunn our White House, killed off half a million people, and all you care about is who's gay, who's a Democrat, and if you can fill up your essuvee for less than $2.50 a gallon. Perhaps if a fraction of the energy that goes into this judgementalism were put into considering one's own choices...But that would mean turning off the teeevee, and picking up a book or thinking for one's self, and that, apprently, is verboten.

/rant


GravatarNow you've got me to say something that you know all your friends want to jump on.
annieangel


NTodd has friends?


GravatarI really think and feel in my heart that the "Broder bump" will happen now for President Bush, due to the uncovering of the terrorist plot at JFK. It demonstrates a fully engaged President and Federal Government, doing their job, straight ahead, no nonsense.
jack | 06.02.07 - 7:04 pm | #

I almost never think with my heart. Seems like it might hurt.

Oh. And Bush will never again crack 40% approval. Ever. Unless it's approval of the statement "Bush was the worst fucking president ever."


GravatarThanks, Annie. I just remembered another song for my funeral compilation cd. "Imagine."

As in, "Imagine there's no Heaven..."


GravatarThat's all well and good, Todd. But without Christ there is no intercession on your behalf and you can't go to Heaven.

Actually, you're wrong about that in general, but if that's what you feel you need to get to Heaven, rock on. My Inner Light says differently.


GravatarTodd has lots of friends. Including me.


Gravatarso how will bloggers say good-bye to one of their own, I wonder

You're soaking in it.


GravatarYour "inner light" is most likely Satan.


GravatarNTodd has friends?

That's a slanderous lie.


GravatarTodd has lots of friends. Including me.
annieangel | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 7:07 pm | #


And with friends like you, who needs enemas?


GravatarDavid Gregory says on Pumpkinhead's show that the HRC books will remind voters of the Clinton years, which they don't want to think about.

Huh.


GravatarYour "inner light" is most likely Satan.

Dick Cheney?

I doubt it.


GravatarWhy have a funeral then? If there's no heaven? Why not just dump you in a field to be fertilizer?


GravatarAnd with friends like you, who needs enemas?
rorschach, futon djinn


I would never be friends with someone that would have me as a friend.


Gravatar"Why have a funeral then? If there's no heaven? Why not just dump you in a field to be fertilizer?"

Why not? Sounds good to me.


GravatarYour "inner light" is most likely Satan.

No, it's God. And my mom's Inner Light (don't you fucking dare put it in scare quotes and lower case, you goddamned insensitive bitch) could kick your pathetic, flabby poser ass from here to Sunday.


GravatarYou can always hope for an anal angel.
spinoza


Oh, God.


Gravatarannie -

You still haven't answered my question - I imagine you looking just like the dwarf in Twin Peaks "That gum you like is coming back in style".

How accurate am I ?


GravatarAnnie Angel fertilizer. It's good shit.


GravatarWhy have a funeral then? If there's no heaven? Why not just dump you in a field to be fertilizer?
annieangel


Why is a memorial service central to the idea of an afterlife.


Gravatari'm just me!


GravatarWell, sometimes I get them menstrual cramps real hard

(/shoelimpy aka annieangel)


GravatarWhy have a funeral then? If there's no heaven? Why not just dump you in a field to be fertilizer?

The funeral is for us, you dipshit.


GravatarThis is way cool.

I'm sitting in my back yard, listening to Drivin' n Cryin' play at the park a few blocks away.


Gravatarwhich they don't want to think about.

I loved the Clinton years.

It's the media of the time I don't want to be reminded of, David darling.


Gravatar"Why have a funeral then? If there's no heaven? Why not just dump you in a field to be fertilizer?"

Why not? Sounds good to me.



That's what I was going to say.

You owe me a fraking coke.


GravatarFor my friends, if they want it. For me, being fertilizer sounds wonderful. I'd be giving something back to the earth. Way too much embalming fluid in the ground as it is.


GravatarYou can always hope for an anal angel.
spinoza


The wings would get in the way.


GravatarTodd, don't bring things up yourself and act as if I've said or done something.

Not fair. I'd never say anything bad about your mother.


GravatarIt was a simple question, Annie. What does Matthew 7 mean? Why does this simple question test your faith so?


Gravatar"You owe me a fraking coke."

Look me up if you're ever in Philadelphia.


GravatarYou can always hope for an anal angel.
spinoza

The wings would get in the way.


Well, you might need to co-rectum.


GravatarHow accurate am I ?
Gilly Gonzylon


She's more likely the Log Lady.


GravatarWell, sometimes I get them menstrual cramps real hard
trifecta


TURN to the RIGHT!


GravatarI'm not answering you Snow. I've explained why.

Your an evil pearl trampling tree.


GravatarNot fair. I'd never say anything bad about your mother.

Yes, you just did. If you don't see that, then clearly you're just deaf to the Divine in all of us and refuse to take responsibility for your own Soul and Agency, handing it off to some caricature of Jesus that you heard about from people who were just as hard of hearing. Sucks to be you, living in a demon-haunted world when you could be a real human being.


GravatarDid you know the log lady is the mother in Eraserhead?


GravatarLook me up if you're ever in Philadelphia.



No fucking way.


Too dangerous. And they have all those 40k dollar houses.


GravatarNo I did not, Todd. I just told the truth. I didn't mention your mother. You did.


Gravatar"May the Goddess guard him. May he find his way to the Summerlands. May his friends and family know peace."

What she said. I just don't have the words any more


GravatarDid you know the log lady is the mother in Eraserhead?
annieangel | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 7:12 pm | #
Eraserhead is christian heaven 24/7


GravatarAnd I'm not comfortable talking about your mother like this anyway, she's dead and I feel sympathy for you in that. I'm sure you miss her very much and I'm not going to get into a conversation that will hurt you.

What's the point?


GravatarSnow, Contrary,

One of these jeebus folk once came by and told us we were fools and that we were going to hell. I pulled out the bible quote that said anyone who called people "thou fool" was "in danger of hellfire."

told me "burn in hell, fool"

the bible means not a lot at times to these people.


GravatarIn Heaven, everything is fine.


GravatarWhat's the point?


The top of your head.


GravatarI'm not answering you Snow. I've explained why.

Your an evil pearl trampling tree.


Yes, you've judged me. And Matthew 7 explains that you will be judged as you have judged others. So I fully understand why you would not want to confront that little difficulty.


GravatarAck. Tough staying cheerful, today, innit?
.


Gravatarthe bible means not a lot at times to these people.


It's to be used as a weapon, not a defense mechanism.


Gravatar"Too dangerous. And they have all those 40k dollar houses."

Eh - I only get threatened at work...


GravatarFuck Matthew 7. Jennifer 8 is on tonight.


GravatarIn Heaven, everything is fine.

No beer, but there is Phillie cream cheese with jam.


GravatarYou've shown your fruit.

And anyone who rejects Jesus is Hellbound. No judging needed, it's the Word of God.


GravatarThat was to Snow.


GravatarYou've shown your fruit.

You shouldn't have been LOOKING there.


GravatarNo judging needed, it's the Word of God.

Except that the judging is God's; not your's.


GravatarAnd anyone who rejects Jesus is Hellbound. No judging needed, it's the Word of God.
annieangel | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 7:16 pm | #

Hee hee. That diaper wearing hippie is the source of 2K years of death and despair.


Gravatarmy fruit is private.


GravatarNo judging needed, it's the Word of God.

I talked to God last night.

She says you're full of shit.

I told her to watch her language, but I did it nicely.


Gravatar
And anyone who rejects Jesus is Hellbound.



Hell bound, jesus bound. What's the fucking difference?


GravatarIn Heaven, everything is fine.

No beer, but there is Phillie cream cheese with jam.
pie


And when we're gone from here...


GravatarYou know what fuzzy li'l guy is having a birthday this Wednesday, yes?
.


GravatarNo beer, but there is Phillie cream cheese with jam.
pie | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 7:16 pm | #

Lincoln logs!


GravatarNo I did not, Todd. I just told the truth. I didn't mention your mother. You did.

By using scare quotes and not being respectful of my use of the Quaker concept, you insulted me and my mother, whose Inner Light always inspired me and continues to do so. You are a fake Christian who worships an idol rather than living a truly Christlike and Divine life. I'd be sad about that if I were a nicer person, but right now I don't really give a flying fuck.

So go fuck a church steeple for Christ.


GravatarAck. Tough staying cheerful, today, innit?
.
Jeffraham Prestonian


FUCK YOU AND THE SCOOTER YOU RODE IN ON!


GravatarJesus - a gay boy who liked to hang around with pros and hos.


Gravatarok - keep bitchslapping the trolls - I need to go take my son over to some girls house. Can't wait till he drives! Later dudes and dudettes - see you in hell.


GravatarThat's right Snow. And since you reject Jesus, He doesn't know you.

Simple stuff. Try this one, John 3:16. It might make things clearer to you.


Gravatar"FUCK YOU AND THE SCOOTER YOU RODE IN ON!"

Why do you want to fuck a scooter.... Bye for real now


GravatarIn Heaven, everything is fine.

If there's a heaven and YOU'RE there, then everything is fucking NOT fine.


GravatarJohn 3:16
Ringo 7:11

"I'd like to be...."


GravatarSimple stuff. Try this one, John 3:16. It might make things clearer to you.

That was actually written by Satan.


GravatarTodd, you sound scared. Trust in Christ. He loves you, and it seems like you need Him right now.

Pray.


GravatarJohn 3:16.


I was wondering when the field goal unit would come on the field.


GravatarIs anybody here a fan of the cartoon Speed Racer?

Here's a full sized version of that car someone made.
http://i.usatoday.net/life/_phot...acerx- large.jpg

the story;
http://www.usatoday.com/life/mov...eed- racer_N.htm


GravatarSimple stuff. Try this one, John 3:16. It might make things clearer to you.
annieangel


YOU'RE THE DUDE IN THE WIG BEHIND THE GOALPOSTS!!!!


GravatarEzekial 23:20-21 might clear things up for you shoelimpy


GravatarNTodd: FUCK YOU AND THE SCOOTER YOU RODE IN ON!

Well, I'll agree with the scooter part, anyway. It's still too slow.

Decisions to make... still need to check on that 2001 Honda Reflex w/14K miles, and see if that can still be had.

If not that, save up a few more pennies...
.


Gravatar"I'd like to be...."

In an octopus' garden?


GravatarI like how the republicans don't mind the image of an afterlife looking like a socialist utopia. Oh, THEN it is OK.


GravatarTry this one, John 3:16. It might make things clearer to you.

Well, since you refuse to explain Matthew 7, explain John 3.

In full.


GravatarIs anybody here a fan of the cartoon Speed Racer?

Present.


GravatarSo go fuck a church steeple for Christ.

Annienagel is nave and has been fucked in the apse to altar her Prie-Dieu


GravatarAnd yet the trolls live. Even the imaginary ones.

Sigh.


GravatarA real Mach-5

THAT IS SO COOL!!!


GravatarAt the Bumfuk Community Playhouse...

annieangel in "Carrie"


GravatarSimple stuff. Try this one, John 3:16. It might make things clearer to you.

That was actually written by Satan.


Hey!
No one was supposed to know I ghost wrote that. Do you know how long it takes to get a good reputation?


GravatarAgain, I don't cast my pearls before evil trees, Snow.


GravatarI guess everybody in town is following the saga, at this point. Probably 'cause I won't shut up.
.


GravatarOh, crap.

I just read of Steve Gilliard's death.

He was my age. Indeed, a matter of weeks or months younger. How sad, but he certainly made his mark.

And this after I just learned yesterday of the untimely death of a former student of mine, who passed at age 32 in 2005. This has been a sad weekend.


GravatarI am so jacked for the "Speed Racer" movie.

My nipples are hard.


GravatarAnti-G8 protests, and a massive boost for the German left.


GravatarTodd, you sound scared.

Project much?

Trust in Christ.

No, he's dead. I trust in myself and my connection to the Cosmos.

He loves you

Which part of "he's dead" do you not comprehend?

it seems like you need Him right now.

Oddly enough, I do not.


GravatarDouble-crap, we're infested with sockpuppets tonight.


Gravatar(((Todd)))


GravatarI am so jacked for the "Speed Racer" movie.

My nipples are hard.
Gomez who ♥ Al Gore | 06.02.07 - 7:23 pm | #

Don't get too stoked:

Racer X to played by Paulie Shore.


GravatarDouble-crap, we're infested with sockpuppets tonight.

Yeah, I am out of here for a while.


GravatarWell, right before I read the post about Steve, I found a deleted scene from Knocked Up online. It's hilarious. So if you'd like a little levity, check it out.

I really want to see that movie.


GravatarRacer X to played by Paulie Shore.
Gilly Gonzylon


Matthew Fox.

Spritle has yet to be cast though.


GravatarAgain, I don't cast my pearls before evil trees, Snow.

Is your faith so weak?


GravatarJesus had long hair, preached peace, love, honesty, tolerance and sharing, had no patience with userers, swindlers, and oppressors, wore sandals, cured, fed, and comforted many, and got heaped with scorn for it. So what are the wingnuts doing worshipping a dirty hippy whose values they rarely if ever practice?


Gravatarwhen did the trolls start turning up?


Gravatar
Racer X to played by Paulie Shore.


Whoops.

I'm outta that one. I can't stand that guy.


Gravatarwhen did the trolls start turning up?

Right after the expulsion from Eden.


GravatarThe social Norm of leaving the toilet seat down: A game theory analysis.
http://www.scq.ubc.ca/the-social...retic-analysis/


GravatarJesus had long hair, preached peace, love, honesty, tolerance and sharing, had no patience with userers, swindlers, and oppressors, wore sandals, cured, fed, and comforted many, and got heaped with scorn for it. So what are the wingnuts doing worshipping a dirty hippy whose values they rarely if ever practice?
=*= | 06.02.07 - 7:26 pm | #

Uhhh....ummmm....duhhh...umm....

(sound of crickets)


GravatarSo what are the wingnuts doing worshipping a dirty hippy whose values they rarely if ever practice?

Well they pray at the alter of the free market that sincerely turns away the ideals that their god so espouses, so I have no idea.


Gravatar

RACER X TO BE PLAYED BY MATTHEW FOX


GravatarThis is rather elegant - _The Assault on Reason_

p 116

And then, amazingly, the president seems to trust what these special interests tell him over and over objective information prepared for him by independent analysts who are charged with protecting the public interest. Since his ideology teaches him contempt for the very notion of "the public interest," he actually prefers to rely on biased information prepared by sources of questionable reliability -- like Chalabi -- who have a private interest in a particular policy outcome. The president has, in effect, outsourced the truth."

.


GravatarWell they pray at the alter of the free market that sincerely turns away the ideals that their god so espouses, so I have no idea.
smalfish, tinfoil hatted | 06.02.07 - 7:29 pm | #

Call 'em on it and they get all bashful and make that "Well" sound, but with an "H" starting it - "Hhhwelll, ours aint ta ask questions"


GravatarTrip proposed to centre of Earth via Arctic hole

A U.S. scientist and a small band of believers are planning a journey to the Canadian Arctic for what they call "the greatest geological expedition in history."
They're looking for a fog-shrouded hole in the Arctic Ocean that leads -- they say -- to the centre of the Earth, where an unknown civilization is lurking inside the hollow core of the planet.
This time next year, Kentucky based physicist and futurist Brooks Agnew hopes to board the commercially owned Russian icebreaker Yamal in the port of Murmansk, and to sail into the polar sea just beyond Canada's Arctic island
http://www.canada.com/nationalpo...d83aad9& k=77359


Gravatarannie?


GravatarHe was my age. Indeed, a matter of weeks or months younger. How sad, but he certainly made his mark.

A few years ago I celebrated my fiftieth birthday by going with a bunch of friends to see Dave Carter and Tracy Grammer. They did a great show, of course, and were all full of excitement about the new CD they were working on and talked to us long after the show was over, in spite of the fact that they were driving to New England the next day.

Two days later, Dave Carter died of a heart attack after jogging, only a month shy of his fiftieth birthday. Turned out we saw his last show.

That one hit me hard.

Dave Carter was a truly great songwriter and Dave and Tracy were a wonderful performing duo.


GravatarA Polish man has woken up from a 19-year coma to find the Communist party no longer in power and food no longer rationed, Polish TV reports.

Railway worker Jan Grzebski, 65, fell into a coma after he was hit by a train in 1988.

"Now I see people on the streets with mobile phones and there are so many goods in the shops it makes my head spin," he told Polish television.

He credits his survival to his wife, Gertruda, who cared for him.
(snip)
"What amazes me today is all these people who walk around with their mobile phones and never stop moaning," said Mr Grzebski.

"I've got nothing to complain about."


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europ...ope/ 6715313.stm


Gravataryeah i bought the assault on reason and i really like the way he makes some of his points.


GravatarSteve has survivors, and maybe they have bills to pay. Cannot someone set up a Steve Gilliard Memorial Fund? If we all kick in twenty bucks or so, it might make a huge difference to his family.

Another suggested money for a laptop to empower a young person to leap into the gulf of Left Blogostan. Fine by me, but how do you identify the person?

I would like to do something practical above and beyond wishing his family well...


GravatarThis is rather elegant - _The Assault on Reason_



Damn, I don't want to, but I may have to buy that book.


GravatarTrip proposed to centre of Earth via Arctic hole

Naturally, the hole is located behind the Tastee Freez.


GravatarTrip proposed to centre of Earth via Arctic hole

Naturally, the hole is located behind the Tastee Freez.


If I don't see my cut, I'm filling in the hole after they go down.


GravatarThis is rather elegant - _The Assault on Reason_

Imagine! A president who can think! And read! And write!


GravatarI'm really sorry to hear about Steve.


Gravatar♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Sallyh! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Someone who always improves my mood!
.


GravatarIn re: Steve Gilliard

Some of the funniest blog postings that I still remember to this day were from Steve's blog.

More than that, thanks to his blog I have added a couple of scrumptious recipes to my repertoire.

RIP, Steve.


Gravatarso, like will they discover dinosaurs and escape to the surface by riding a volcanic eruption on a round wooden door up through a volcano?


GravatarYou know, it's unfair that a good man like Gilliard is no longer with us, and so many evil thrive. Except for Cheney, of course. He's one of the living dead. The first zombie Vice President.


Gravatar"What amazes me today is all these people who walk around with their mobile phones and never stop moaning," said Mr Grzebski.

"I've got nothing to complain about."


he says, complaining....


GravatarMark B, in a just world, Paris Hilton would have to sell herself on street corners.

As Terry Pratchett says, there's no justice. There's just you.


GravatarMark B, in a just world, Paris Hilton would have to sell herself on street corners.

She doesn't?


Gravatarthe thing i really like about that georgie ann geyer column is that bush was dimed out by one of his Pioneers.
or more than one. i bet rove is plotting the retribution even as i write.


Gravatarhttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/hu...warming-states/
WASHINGTON — America may spew more greenhouse gases than any other country, but some states are astonishingly more prolific polluters than others _ and it's not always the ones you might expect.

The Associated Press analyzed state-by-state emissions of carbon dioxide from 2003, the latest U.S. Energy Department numbers available. The review shows startling differences in states' contribution to climate change.

The biggest reason? The burning of high-carbon coal to produce cheap electricity.

Wyoming's coal-fired power plants produce more carbon dioxide in just eight hours than the power generators of more populous Vermont do in a year.

Texas, the leader in emitting this greenhouse gas, cranks out more than the next two biggest producers combined, California and Pennsylvania, which together have twice Texas' population.

_In sparsely populated Alaska, the carbon dioxide produced per person by all the flying and driving is six times the per capita amount generated by travelers in New York state.

"There's no question that some states have made choices to be greener than others," said former top Energy Department official Joseph Romm, author of the new book "Hell and High Water" and executive director of a nonprofit energy conservation group.

The disparity in carbon dioxide emissions is one of the reasons there is no strong national effort to reduce global warming gases, some experts say. National emissions dipped ever so slightly last year, but that was mostly because of mild weather, according to the Energy Department.


GravatarMark B, let's just say her habit of dine&ditch would be done at Denny's, not L'Hermitage.


GravatarIf A. wanted to set a Paypal link for a Gilliard fund, that'd be very easy.

Otherwise, I'll set one at www.gwpda.org


GravatarA list of energy inventions that have somehow avoided being utilized in the marketplace:You may not believe that all of them work, but it would be very difficult to claim that none of them do. Here is the evidence. You decide for yourself. Hydrogen powerIn 1978, Yull Brown of Sydney, Australia, developed a method of extracting hydrogen from water and utilizing it as car fuel and as fuel for welders. After much publicity (see Australia's The Bulletin, August 22, 1989), he had managed to raise over $2 million, but has failed to fully develop his invention. Francisco Pacheco, an inventor from Bolivia, created the "Pacheco Bi-Polar Autoelectric Hydrogen Generator" (U.S. Patent No. 5,089,107), which separates hydrogen from seawater. He has built successful prototypes that have fueled a car, a motorcycle, a lawnmower, a flashlight, and a boat. And most recently, in 1990, he energized an entire home in West Milford with the device. After many conferences (including at the United Nations) and public exhibitions proving the invention's worth, the wider community is still unable to utilize this technology. Edward Estevel of Spain developed a classic "water to auto engine" system in the late 1960s, extracting hydrogen out of water to use as fuel. This system was highly heralded - then, amid rumors of foul play, like many other "high hope" hydrogen systems. During the mid-1970s, Sam Leach of Los Angeles developed a revolutionary hydrogen extraction process. The unit easily extracted free hydrogen from water and was small enough to fit under the hood of an automobile. In 1976, two independent labs in LA tested this generator with perfect results. M.J. Mirkin, who began the Budget car rental system, purchased the rights to the device from the inventor, who was said to be very concerned about his personal security. Rodger Billings of Provo, Utah, headed a group of inventors that developed a system converting ordinary cars to run on hydrogen. Instead of using heavy hydrogen tanks, he used metal alloys called hydrides to store vast amounts of hydrogen. When hot exhaust gases passed through these hydride containers they released the gas to burn in standard engines. Billings estimated the conversion would cost around $500 (US) and would provide greatly improved fuel consumption. Archie Blue, an inventor from Christchurch, New Zealand, developed a car that runs purely on water by the extraction of hydrogen. An alleged offer of $500 million from "Arab interests" was not enough to convince him to sell, but nevertheless he has been unable to take his engine to the marketplace. Electric Engines In 1976, Wayne Henthron of Los Angeles built an Electromatic Auto that managed to regenerate its own electricity. In normal stop-and-go driving, it gave several hundred miles of service between recharges. The system worked by wiring the batteries to act as capacitors once the car was moving along, with four standard alternators acting to keep the batteries charged. With littl


GravatarImagine! A president who can think! And read! And write!

Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


The profound and pernicious anti-intellectual corporate news/media ethos is never more clearly shown than when infotainwhores too numerous to mention (coughTweetycough) abandon plain common-sense respect for the virtues of erudition, eloquence and a demonstrated capacity for a high order of rational thought and speech in favor of a juvenile, smarmy, pop-psychology, melodramatic pseudo-analysis based on two-dimensional attributes like "daddyness" and "strong jaws" and haircuts and like bilge.

(coughDowdcough)


Gravatargoodnight moonbats


GravatarAccording to Timmeh, he and assorted bobbleheads are "the political dream team."

I guess that is supposed to give more weight to their idiotic speculations about the political campaign.


GravatarSnow?


GravatarYou know what fuzzy li'l guy is having a birthday this Wednesday, yes?
.
Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 7:18 pm


You? And didn't you used to have Wish List on your blog?


GravatarMark B, in a just world, Paris Hilton would have to sell herself on street corners.

As Terry Pratchett says, there's no justice. There's just you.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


I take your point, Sallyh, but I think it's arguable that ultimately that's exactly what Paris Hilton is doing.

The devil's in the details, of course.


GravatarSnow?

Answer my questions! Explain Matthew 7. Explain John 3. Do it now.


GravatarThe Republican National Committee, hit by a grass-roots donors’ rebellion over President Bush’s immigration policy, has fired all 65 of its telephone solicitors, The Washington Times has learned.
Faced with an estimated 40 percent falloff in small-donor contributions and aging phone-bank equipment that the RNC said would cost too much to update, Anne Hathaway, the committee’s chief of staff, summoned the solicitations staff and told them they were out of work, effective immediately, fired staff members told The Times.
Several of the solicitors fired at the May 24 meeting reported declining contributions and a donor backlash against the immigration proposals now being pushed by Mr. Bush and Senate Republicans…


awwwww.....


GravatarBueller?


GravatarJeffraham!!! Curly's birthday is this week, isn't it?


GravatarLittle Brother, I think you're right. We're just settling on the price.


GravatarSomething in a fizzy beverage, Mark B?


GravatarSpeaking of mobile phones, there is almost nothing worse than being stuck in some place when a person nearby is having a very loud and very personal conversation on a cellphone.

Dear lady I overheard last week,

I don't want to hear about your boyfriend's impotence when I'm sitting on a bus.


Gravatarresolved to make the car available to the public. To do so, he is now involved with the World Federation of Science and Engineering, 15532 Computer Lane, Huntington Beach, CA 92649. In 1969, Joseph R. Zubris developed an electric car circuit design (U.S. Patent No. 3,809,97 that he estimated cost him $100 a year to operate. Using an old 10-horsepower electric truck motor, he worked out a unique system to get peak performance from his old 1961 Mercury engine that he ran from this power plant. The device actually cut energy drain on the electricity, starting at 75 percent. And by weakening excitation after getting started, it produced a 100 percent mileage gain over conventional electric motors. The inventor was shocked to find the lack of reaction from larger business interests, and so, in the early 1970s, began selling licenses to interested smaller concerns for $500. His last known address was Zubris Electrical Company, 1320 Dorchester Ave, Boston, MA 02122. At I.W. International, an inventor's workshop, Richard Diggs developed a Liquid Electricity Engine that he believed could power a large truck for 25,000 miles from a single portable unit of his electrical fuel. The inventor pointed out that liquid electricity violated a number of the well-known physical laws. He also was aware of the profound impact the invention could have upon the world's economy if it were developed. B. Von Platen, a 65-year-old Swedish inventor, made a major breakthrough in the field of thermo-electric engines with his Hot and Cold Engine. The inventor's secret breakthrough was based on the fact that wires of different metals produce electricity if they are joined and heated. This technique is said to give more than a percent increase of efficiency over regular motors, and with a radioactive isotope for power it could be operated completely without fossil fuels. Volvo of Sweden bought the rights to this in 1975.Steam Engines In 1970, Oliver Yunick developed a super-efficient steam engine (see Popular Science magazine, December 1970). It was able to compete admirably with combustion engines. In 1971, DuPont Laboratories built an advanced steam engine utilizing a recyclable fluid of the Freon family. It is assumed to contain no need for an external condenser, valves, or tubes (Popular Science January 1972). Also in 1971, William Bolon of Rialto, California, developed an unusual steam engine design that was said to get up to 50 miles to the gallon. The engine used only 17 moving parts, weighed less than 50 pounds, and in automatics eliminated the usual transmission and drive-train. After much publicity, the inventor's factory was fire-bombed, with damages totaling $600,000. Letters to the White House were ignored. The inventor finally gave up and let Indonesian interests have the design. Air Power In 1931, Roy J. Meyers of Los Angeles built an air-powered car (air has been used for years to power localized underground mine engines). Myers, an engineer, built a 114-lb., 6-


GravatarThe Republican National Committee, hit by a grass-roots donors’ rebellion over President Bush’s immigration policy, has fired all 65 of its telephone solicitors, The Washington Times has learned.

I wish I had written about that.


GravatarBuckeye: You?

No... think smaller, with four legs... will be five years old, Wednesday.

And didn't you used to have Wish List on your blog?

I did, but now, I don't. I have everything I need except independent transportation, and that is coming, soon enough!
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GravatarExperts believe there will be a lack of career officials to keep the department running as Bush's appointees leave and a new president selects a new team.

Word.

We lose Steve, and yet Glenn Beck, Hugh Hewitt and Melanie Morgan all thrive.

This world is really unfair sometimes.


GravatarWhy should I? You won't even apologize for being beastly toward me.


GravatarA list of energy inventions that have somehow avoided being utilized in the marketplace:You may not believe that all of them work, but it would be very difficult to claim that none of them do. Here is the evidence. You decide for yourself. Hydrogen powerIn 1978, Yull Brown of Sydney, Australia, developed a method of extracting hydrogen from water and utilizing it as car fuel and as fuel for welders. After much publicity (see Australia's The Bulletin, August 22, 1989), he had managed to raise over $2 million, but has failed to fully develop his invention. Francisco Pacheco, an inventor from Bolivia, created the "Pacheco Bi-Polar Autoelectric Hydrogen Generator" (U.S. Patent No. 5,089,107), which separates hydrogen from seawater. He has built successful prototypes that have fueled a car, a motorcycle, a lawnmower, a flashlight, and a boat. And most recently, in 1990, he energized an entire home in West Milford with the device. After many conferences (including at the United Nations) and public exhibitions proving the invention's worth, the wider community is still unable to utilize this technology. Edward Estevel of Spain developed a classic "water to auto engine" system in the late 1960s, extracting hydrogen out of water to use as fuel. This system was highly heralded - then, amid rumors of foul play, like many other "high hope" hydrogen systems. During the mid-1970s, Sam Leach of Los Angeles developed a revolutionary hydrogen extraction process. The unit easily extracted free hydrogen from water and was small enough to fit under the hood of an automobile. In 1976, two independent labs in LA tested this generator with perfect results. M.J. Mirkin, who began the Budget car rental system, purchased the rights to the device from the inventor, who was said to be very concerned about his personal security. Rodger Billings of Provo, Utah, headed a group of inventors that developed a system converting ordinary cars to run on hydrogen. Instead of using heavy hydrogen tanks, he used metal alloys called hydrides to store vast amounts of hydrogen. When hot exhaust gases passed through these hydride containers they released the gas to burn in standard engines. Billings estimated the conversion would cost around $500 (US) and would provide greatly improved fuel consumption. Archie Blue, an inventor from Christchurch, New Zealand, developed a car that runs purely on water by the extraction of hydrogen. An alleged offer of $500 million from "Arab interests" was not enough to convince him to sell, but nevertheless he has been unable to take his engine to the marketplace. Electric Engines In 1976, Wayne Henthron of Los Angeles built an Electromatic Auto that managed to regenerate its own electricity. In normal stop-and-go driving, it gave several hundred miles of service between recharges. The system worked by wiring the batteries to act as capacitors once the car was moving along, with four standard alternators acting to keep the batteries charged. With little of


GravatarWell, that copy and paste didn't work so well.

Note to self:
Read the paste job before hitting publish......


GravatarThank you for not shouting.


GravatarSallyh: Jeffraham!!! Curly's birthday is this week, isn't it?

[taps tip of nose]
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GravatarHey Flory, ready for a nice Russian River Chardonnay?


GravatarWell, anyway. There are literally thousands of alternatives out there. The media is paid to lock you into a worldview where theres oil, nukes, and Thatsit.


GravatarJeffraham, I may be wrong, but I'm thinking 6 June for the CurlyQ?


GravatarJeffraham, I'm very excited about your independent transport!

I'm still looking for a conference at Vandy.


GravatarOh, =*=! How I wish you would disabuse yourself of the impulse to post tombstones, bold or not!

People just scroll past that shit, you know.

I'm not exactly the soul of brevity myself, but you gotta cut your cloth to fit the space and at least let your shit breathe, amigo!


GravatarWhy should I? You won't even apologize for being beastly toward me.

I have not been a beast toward you. You have been an ungodly beast and I have treated you as you would have others treat you.

You are a Christian. It is your obligation. You don't have a choice.


GravatarThe profound and pernicious anti-intellectual corporate news/media ethos is never more clearly shown than when infotainwhores too numerous to mention (coughTweetycough) abandon plain common-sense respect for the virtues of erudition, eloquence and a demonstrated capacity for a high order of rational thought

I don't think Tweety *abandoned* such things -- he was NEVER capable of any of them.


GravatarTimmeh's "political dream team" now talking about the contents of Fred Thompson's belly.


GravatarLittle Brother, as NTodd can tell you, when you've got 80 minutes to present your material, you learn about brevity in a hurry.


GravatarSallyh: Jeffraham, I may be wrong, but I'm thinking 6 June for the CurlyQ?

That's the date! I'm gonna make him wear a hat, this year.

No, I'm not.
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GravatarTexas leads in global emissions...the governor and legislature are proud of this probably, along with 70 percent of the population there...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19000614/


GravatarHey Flory, ready for a nice Russian River Chardonnay?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


Ooohhhh....that'd be lovely! What have we got?


GravatarJeffraham, Curly's twin of a different mother has been nothing but mewy since we got home. I was home Thursday, and all he did was scream for petses. And yes, it interfered with productive work


GravatarSpeaking of mobile phones, there is almost nothing worse than being stuck in some place when a person nearby is having a very loud and very personal conversation on a cellphone.

Dear lady I overheard last week,

I don't want to hear about your boyfriend's impotence when I'm sitting on a bus.
Richard | 06.02.07 - 7:51 pm |


You and I must ride the same bus.

Funny thing is Dayton's RTA's new code of conduct asks that passengers 'refrain' from using cell phones. Like that's gonna work.


GravatarFlory, Trevis is the winery. Russian River Chardonnay.


GravatarBuckeye, yeah, sounds like it's about as effective as outlawing cell phones on CA highways. Like anyone would ever pay attention to that here.


Gravatarpure speculation, but i wonder if the person that ratted out bush to geyer
thought he was drunk? nothing outrages a fundy like drinkin', compared to something minor like starting a war for no reason or outing
covert agents.


GravatarYankees fall apart like drunk old women, and blow their lead for the 3rd time today. Down by 5 heading to the 9th. This one's for you, Steve G...


Gravatarhttp://www.talkingpointsmemo.com...ives/ 014432.php
Reading over the reports of this alleged JFK terror plot, I again feel the odd sense of dissonance and contradiction one always gets reading the initial reports of these alleged terror plots. A knowledgeable reader tells me the whole concept of this attack basically doesn't make sense -- in the sense that you could get the sort of chain reaction some folks on tv are talking about. And, indeed, this key fact is tepidly noted in the coverage itself, where DHS officials concede that the plot "was not technically feasible."

The relevant information from this report at CNN suggests that the key plotter, Russell Defreitas, is not a bright man.

Here's part of the transcript of one of his conversations with the FBI ...

"Anytime you hit Kennedy, it is the most hurtful thing to the United States. To hit John F. Kennedy, wow ... they love JFK -- he's like the man. If you hit that, this whole country will be in mourning. It's like you can kill the man twice."

Defreitas also appeared to think that blowing up a gas line at JFK would bring the US economy to its knees: "Even the Twin Towers can't touch it. This can destroy the economy of America for some time."


GravatarBuckeye: You?

No... think smaller, with four legs... will be five years old, Wednesday.

And didn't you used to have Wish List on your blog?

I did, but now, I don't. I have everything I need except independent transportation, and that is coming, soon enough!
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Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 7:51 pm |


Isn't your birthday this month as well? Or am I just very confused?


GravatarFlory, Trevis is the winery. Russian River Chardonnay.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


Don't believe I know them. But I'm always up for new experiences.

'enkew.


GravatarFlory, very light. No formaldehyde aftertaste


GravatarSallyh: Jeffraham, I'm very excited about your independent transport!

Me, too... just bummed that it could happen today. Even if I had gotten over to East Side Scooters, the guy's selling his stock so quick, he's only got a demo model left of most of the models he's carrying! So, I can put down a deposit, and a week later, have a new Buddy.

But I just keep thinkin', "Gee, would a 2001 Honda Reflex with 14K miles be a good choice for only $2200?"

I'm still looking for a conference at Vandy.

If you poke around, you can probably find an RSS feed... that damned place has about 900 different websites.
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GravatarJeffraham, I'm on the international biostats listservs; we get everything there. There's a lot of stuff at Vandy going on, nothing in my area of interest in the next 12 months. But you never know


GravatarBuckeye, Jeffraham will be 29 (again) on 21 June.


GravatarSallyh: Jeffraham, Curly's twin of a different mother has been nothing but mewy since we got home. I was home Thursday, and all he did was scream for petses. And yes, it interfered with productive work

All tabbies are needy (and not the least bit shy about letting you know!).

Buckeye: Isn't your birthday this month as well? Or am I just very confused?

You remembered! Yes, it's the Solstice.
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GravatarDavid Gregory: After Bush, people are looking at the Clinton years and saying, "Maybe not so bad."

When did they ever think the Clinton years were bad, you sanctimonious piece of shit?


GravatarWhatever Snow, you spread bullshit lies about me constantly. As far as I'm concerned you can worry about your own soul, I really don't care if you repent or not.


Gravatar
Funny thing is Dayton's RTA's new code of conduct asks that passengers 'refrain' from using cell phones. Like that's gonna work.


A few months back, I was in a plane that happened to get delayed by half an hour after we boarded. As we sat their in our seats and waited, the plane still at the gate, a woman sitting directly in front of me proceeded to phone seemingly everyone she knew on the planet. It was five o'clock in the fucking morning.


GravatarBuckeye, yeah, sounds like it's about as effective as outlawing cell phones on CA highways. Like anyone would ever pay attention to that here.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 06.02.07 - 7:58 pm |


Well, asking them to 'refrain' indicates that the RTA head honchos don't ride the bus. You don't 'ask' them, you tell them. The drivers could enforce the codes, they choose not to. And yet, RTA wonders why they keep losing passengers. 'Cause riding the bus is very unpleasant.

I'm surprised that Ohio hasn't outlawed celling while driving yet. Although I'm not aware that any of the goddam fucking morons who nearly run me over in the crosswalk a block away were actually chatting on a cell phone. They were just stupid.


GravatarWhen did they ever think the Clinton years were bad, you sanctimonious piece of shit?
JT


Well, you know, "people." It's like "some say."

Just that sometimes the "some" is two.


Gravatar"Anytime you hit Kennedy, it is the most hurtful thing to the United States. To hit John F. Kennedy, wow ... they love JFK -- he's like the man. If you hit that, this whole country will be in mourning. It's like you can kill the man twice."


Gads that sounds like some of the trolls around here.


GravatarI post the Megalist Of Hydrocarbon Zero Or Neutral Alternatives once in a blue moon when the subject of "Global Warming" comes up to illustrate the very important fact that 10 minutes Googling reveals thousands of existing alternatives which have been systematically supressed and ignored.

Honestly, everyone sits there in some sort of head-scratcing trance buying into the line that there's nothing besides nukes and oil, which is just total bullshit. There's no alternatives because "They" don't allow them, because "They", meaning Fatass Oilcan, The Chimp et al make a literal KILLING from it "being" that way.

I do not spamola frequently at all, or for no reason.


GravatarOh, and I found that stuff about the hydrogen inventors extremely fascinating, but I saw no links to any of it. Must not have been real then.


GravatarJesus. I'm so hungry I could eat a pea.


GravatarI do not spamola frequently at all, or for no reason.

Whatever. Maybe you should get a fucking blog.


GravatarWhen did they ever think the Clinton years were bad, you sanctimonious piece of shit?

I certainly had my issues with some of Clinton's policies, but life was a hell of a lot better.

Please, return me to our national nightmare of peace and prosperity.


GravatarWhatever. Maybe you should get a fucking blog.
NTodd, Fart Smeller


True, but ironic.


GravatarHave you people forgotten? Clinton trashed D.C. And It wasn't his town?

(/broder)


GravatarPlagued with graffiti in your neighborhood? Tag the tagger's work with a report card.

http://www.designcrack.com/v2/wp...-card- 11x17.pdf

Take a picture and post it to this flickr group.
http://www.flickr.com/groups/gra...fitireportcard/


GravatarI don't think Tweety *abandoned* such things -- he was NEVER capable of any of them. | flory

Yeah, that's true enough, I suppose.

I really haven't been able or willing to hold my nose and research Tweety's nefarious career in detail, but my intermittent view of him on teevee leads me to believe that he truly "arrived" when he moved into his spacious stall in Jack Welch's crypto-fascist NBC news stable of Irish-Catholic infotainwhores. It seems a pretty straightforward deal with the devil, in which Tweety not only gets rich but is more or less "given his head".

So he can indulge his creepy closet-queen bitchiness as it pleases him. I'm not even sure it's a matter of people like Welch explicitly coaching or directing their performers; I think it's more of a matter of embracing them in an elite community and letting the natural enzymes of conformity and ambition disintegrate the already-atrophied soul and generate a natural synchronization of perspective.

But yeah, I'm probably so caught up in watching him thrive while totally unmoored that I give him too much credit for having been tethered very tightly to the earth in the first place.


GravatarJust got on-line and heard the news.

DAMMIT!

I've missed him the last few months, now I guess I'll always miss him. Best to his friends and family, especially Jen.


GravatarDavid Broder's town should be taken away with the trash.


GravatarI'm, well, under 50. I was 4 when JFK died. 4 is young, and it was a while ago. But something very beautiful went out of what is still a beautiful world on that day.

If your a bit younger, it's hard to understand.


GravatarI'm, well, under 50. I was 4 when JFK died. 4 is young, and it was a while ago. But something very beautiful went out of what is still a beautiful world on that day.

If your a bit younger, it's hard to understand.

You are referring to JFK's cock of course.

Alot of women grieved that day.


GravatarJeffraham, I went for broke today (my Solaris box at work is on its last legs).

Go have a look at this beauty:

Dell XPS M1710

It's pretty, and I had a $400 off coupon


GravatarAttaturk, I promise I will get your fez out next week.

Steve would want you to wear it to the memorial service.


GravatarFunny thing is Dayton's RTA's new code of conduct asks that passengers 'refrain' from using cell phones. Like that's gonna work.


A few months back, I was in a plane that happened to get delayed by half an hour after we boarded. As we sat their in our seats and waited, the plane still at the gate, a woman sitting directly in front of me proceeded to phone seemingly everyone she knew on the planet. It was five o'clock in the fucking morning.
Richard | 06.02.07 - 8:05 pm


And they're not talking about anything, they're just flapping their gums.

At work, folks have lapsed back into using the cells in the hallways. I'm going to have to wander down the hall to Admin and ask they they start enforcing the no-cell for personal calls while in 'public' spaces. It looks unprofessional to our patients, and it's noisy.


GravatarWhen my cock dies, the entire world will mourn the passing of the greatest force for good ever known.


GravatarThanks Sally. At your convenience.


GravatarSallyh: It's pretty, and I had a $400 off coupon

Oh, my! That's some box!
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GravatarAnd they're not talking about anything, they're just flapping their gums.

They're just bored. Why not chat with your friends? Me, I've got isolator earbuds for my iPod...


GravatarI'm not even sure it's a matter of people like Welch explicitly coaching or directing their performers;


I'm quite sure of that it is a matter of "coaching". I firmly believe that tweety does not believe all the bullshit he spews. He is directed to spew. Same with most of the anchormuffins.


GravatarC&L:
Wanking Dan Bartlett

James Moore slaps down Newsweek's Richard Wolffe's attempts to portray Dan Bartlett as a voice of reason for George W. Bush. Wolffe: "he was the "son" Bush never had." Give me a break please. Beltway—hero—worship, much? Bartlett latched onto Bush for his entire career and as we know with Dubya, loyalty is the trump card.

watch the video!


GravatarI'm, well, under 50. I was 4 when JFK died. 4 is young, and it was a while ago. But something very beautiful went out of what is still a beautiful world on that day.

If your a bit younger, it's hard to understand.
=*= | 06.02.07 - 8:10 pm


I remember that day well. I was in school(Catholic), when Sister was called out of the classroom. She came back in and told us what had happened. We were then sent home.
I was 13, so I had a grasp of what had happened. As you say, something more than JFK died that day.


GravatarMe, I've got isolator earbuds for my iPod...


I absolutely love mine. But they do get in the way of hearing things that I should be hearing sometimes.


GravatarWhatever. Maybe.

Yeah. Maybe.


GravatarWhen my cock dies, the entire world will mourn the passing of the greatest force for good ever known.

A character in Genet willed his cock to the whores after his death.


Gravatar"It looks unprofessional to our patients, and it's noisy."

Amen.

I have had to establish a policy in my department, cells are not answered when we are meeting. People just whip them out and chat away with nary an excuse me in the process.


GravatarJeffraham, for research purposes, I need that kind of power. For the classroom, I use the B130 and plug in my jump drive for each class.


GravatarBuckeye, what's fun in France is that I know and understand enough French to know that they're as bad as we are


GravatarThe future resting place of NTodd's cock...

http://www.phallus.is/

The Icelandic Phallological Museum is probably the only museum in the world to contain a collection of phallic specimens belonging to all the various types of mammal found in a single country.

Phallology is an ancient science which, until recent years, has received very little attention in Iceland, except as a borderline field of study in other academic disciplines such as history, art, psychology, literature and other artistic fields like music and ballet. .

Now, thanks to The Icelandic Phallological Museum, it is finally possible for individuals to undertake serious study into the field of phallology in an organized, scientific fashion. .

The Icelandic Phallological Museum contains a collection of over one hundred and fifty penises and penile parts belonging to almost all the land and sea mammals that can be found in Iceland. Visitors to the museum will encounter thirty eight specimens belonging to fifteen different kinds of whale, one specimen taken from a rogue polar bear, nineteen specimens belonging to seven different kinds of seal and walrus, and ninety three specimens originating from nineteen different kinds of land mammal: all in all, a total of one hundred fifty one specimen belonging to forty two different kinds of mammal. It should be noted that the museum has also been fortunate enough to receive a legally-certified gift token for a future specimen belonging to Homo Sapiens.

In addition to the biological section of the museum, visitors can view the collection of about one hundred artistic oddments and other practical utensils related to the museum´s chosen theme. .
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NTodd's phallus will be displayed beside the blue whale's.

Slideshow:
http://www.phallus.is/megin.php?...?tunga=en& val=2


GravatarRichard, you're wrong. NTodd's cock is immortal.


GravatarSallyh: Jeffraham, for research purposes, I need that kind of power. For the classroom, I use the B130 and plug in my jump drive for each class.

Oh, so the uni is paying for the new Dell, then. Very cool!
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GravatarDid the Haloscan universe just tilt. Suddenly on a refresh I have tons of comments that were not seen a moment ago.


GravatarRichard, you're wrong. NTodd's cock is immortal.


Not immortal.


undead


GravatarJeffraham, well, no. They give me $1000 towards it. But with the $400 off and the chosen upgrades, my dip in the Visa was only $700.


GravatarTexas leads in global emissions...the governor and legislature are proud of this probably, along with 70 percent of the population there...

that one state is the source of so much that's wrong with this country


GravatarI went over to Steve's site just now. Have it bookemarked. Someone added a photo of him I'd never seen.


GravatarLinda, there may be a lot wrong in TX, but there's a lot right, too, and a lot of good peeps.


Gravatar"Richard, you're wrong. NTodd's cock is immortal.
Sallyh,"

If you start in on it being of the clan McCloud...


GravatarNTodd's phallus will be displayed beside the blue whale's.

They'll have to do some construction work on that room. It's only 16m long, so they'll need to extend it at least 2 more cm to accomodate the whale's penis and mine.


Gravatarannie, you have abandoned your faith.


GravatarOh, my! That's some box!
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Jeffraham Prestonian


NO FLIRTING.


GravatarSallyh: Jeffraham, well, no. They give me $1000 towards it. But with the $400 off and the chosen upgrades, my dip in the Visa was only $700.

And it's yours, then, right...? Not theirs? If so, excellent deal!
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GravatarTexas leads in global emissions...the governor and legislature are proud of this probably, along with 70 percent of the population there...

that one state is the source of so much that's wrong with this country



Reading the article, Texas is the seventh leading producer of GHG's in the freeking world. Joe Barton, may you rot while you live.


GravatarNTodd, we believe your penis is the source of all life in the universe.

That should any questions regarding the 'Big Bang.'


GravatarIf you start in on it being of the clan McCloud...

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE, COCKLANDER!


GravatarNo, I am referring to JFK's leadership, intellect, ability to inspire, understanding of genuine American ideals, vision of what America could become, and many other things which JFK brought to a Presidency which he won through his tenaciousness and ability to connect with the basic goodness within Americans.


Gravatar"Texas leads in global emissions...the governor and legislature"

The statement is only function by the proximity to one another.

Emissions - Legislature.

Any other location in the state, well low emissions.


Gravatar
I have had to establish a policy in my department, cells are not answered when we are meeting. People just whip them out and chat away with nary an excuse me in the process.
EkCenTriK | 06.02.07 - 8:15 pm | #


First day of class, I let my students know that they don't need their cell phones on unless they're heart surgeons or drug dealers.

If the former, they don't need my class. If the latter, they should see me afterwards so we can work something out.


GravatarRIP Steve...i hate to see him go.


GravatarJeffraham, after 3 years, it'll be mine. The uni literally begs people to take old laptops (we donate ours to schools in our dept)


GravatarJeffraham, well, no. They give me $1000 towards it. But with the $400 off and the chosen upgrades, my dip in the Visa was only $700.


Uhh.....2100 dollars for a laptop?


The son of a bitch better have a built in bidet.


GravatarNTodd, we believe your penis is the source of all life in the universe.

That should any questions regarding the 'Big Bang.'


Many physicists are starting to use the term Cosmic Cockslap, which better fits emerging theories of dark matter as well as superstrings.


Gravatar"
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE, COCKLANDER!
NTodd, Fart Smelle"

There is only one way to destroy such an immortal.

Cue the Mohel jokes again..


GravatarSallyh: Jeffraham, Curly's twin of a different mother has been nothing but mewy since we got home. I was home Thursday, and all he did was scream for petses. And yes, it interfered with productive work

All tabbies are needy (and not the least bit shy about letting you know!).

Buckeye: Isn't your birthday this month as well? Or am I just very confused?

You remembered! Yes, it's the Solstice.
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Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 8:03 pm |


So I wasn't misremembering!


GravatarI am referring to JFK's leadership, intellect, ability to inspire, understanding of genuine American ideals, vision of what America could become...

Bummer about that whole Bay of Pigs and Vietnam thing.


GravatarA very sweaty Chris Dodd on CSPAN.
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GravatarI confiscate live cell phones in my class, and it costs you a buck to get it out of hock. I tell my students, if you want to feed my caffeine habit, that's your problem.

After 3 offenses, I drop a grade, too. Which I disclose in the first meeting.


GravatarGod is this country's media just dying for a terrorist attack. Here's how the AP story starts...

NEW YORK - Federal authorities announced Saturday they had broken up a suspected Muslim terrorist cell planning a "chilling" attack to destroy John F. Kennedy International Airport, kill thousands of people and trigger an economic catastrophe by blowing up a jet fuel artery that runs through populous residential neighborhoods.

Then further down...

Richard Kuprewicz, a pipeline expert and president of Accufacts Inc., an energy consulting firm that focuses on pipelines and tank farms, said the force of explosion would depend on the amount of fuel under pressure, but it would not travel up and down the line.

I am so fucking tired of this shit.
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Gravatarchica toxica | 06.02.07 - 8:22 pm | #

Long time no see!


GravatarGravatarThe future resting place of NTodd's cock...

Perhaps he should consider organ donation.


Gravatar
There is only one way to destroy such an immortal.

Cue the Mohel jokes again..


I was wondering if anybody's pick up on that. I should have more confidence in you people...


GravatarAs long as we're venting a bit of Andy-Rooney style bitching about mobile phone rudeness:

The ignorant and intrusive conversations are bad enough, but there are variations that add insult to injury--

Those Nextel, or Nextelish walkie-talkie phones! I gather they're cheaper to use, but between the squeals and the squawks it's like my ears are chewing broken glass.

And to dare to true Rooneyness, what is up with this horrible rasping screech in lieu of ringtones? I dimly suspect that these are downloaded music files of some sort, but there is zero-fidelity or definition in the minimally-modulated signal.

You're sitting there when this blast of impure white noise suddenly hisses behind you. Is it music? Hip-hop? Vocal stylings? Impossible to tell.

Remember the Fifties, when cheap and tinny Japanese-made transistor radios first flooded the market? Whatever's supposed to be coming from these state-of-the-art cell phones sounds way worse than that.
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"I'm Mike Wallace." "I'm Morely Safer." "I'm Steve Kroft. This has been another edition of 60 Minutes."


GravatarCHIIIIIIIIIICA! Sad you come by today, but we miss you achingly.


Gravatarsmalfish: Uhh.....2100 dollars for a laptop?

I remember when that would have been a good deal for a notebook that wasn't nearly as capable as a desktop that cost half as much.
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GravatarBuckeye, what's fun in France is that I know and understand enough French to know that they're as bad as we are
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 06.02.07 - 8:17 pm |


What depresses me is the thought that I'll finally get back to Sweden and find that they're as rude as everyone else is, now.


GravatarThe NSA has a codename for NTodd.

Tripod.


GravatarAgent Orange, if the world is more dangerous now than before, it's because Bush made it that way.

Call me naive, but I continue to conduct my business as I always have, pre-9/11, and will continue to do so. To be afraid is worse than the possibility itself.


Gravatar Accufacts Inc.


Oh that name instills lots of confidence!


GravatarSlideshow:

Take a pass on that, but thanks anyway.


Gravatarsinfonian, NTodd, hey all-- i'm dropping in to visit family and friends in the US since my move to Madrid. I've been lurking a couple of days, but felt i needed to say goodbye to Steve. Ah...i feel old now!!


GravatarI am referring to JFK's leadership, intellect, ability to inspire, understanding of genuine American ideals, vision of what America could become...

Bummer about that whole Bay of Pigs and Vietnam thing.
NTodd, Fart Smeller


I always have to remind myself, as much as I admired JFK, there are no no such things as heroes...


GravatarNTodd's cock is an Ouroboros.


Gravatar Accufacts Inc.

Oh that name instills lots of confidence!


Focus groups like it better that PreciseLies, LLC.


GravatarI am getting confused. A refresh brings old comments mixed in with new comments.


GravatarAnd they're not talking about anything, they're just flapping their gums.

They're just bored. Why not chat with your friends? Me, I've got isolator earbuds for my iPod...
NTodd, Fart Smeller | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 8:14 pm


They don't to share their vapidness with everyone else.

Before the next plane trip, I'm going to invest in a nice pair of noise cancelling headphones. And a taser.


GravatarRIP Steve.

We had our differences (think the last comment I left before he went into the hospital was along the lines of fuck off) but his blog was one of my daily reads.

The world is a darker place without him.

Hugs to Jen, I can't imagine how she is coping.


GravatarAgent Orange, if the world is more dangerous now than before, it's because Bush made it that way.



Copy that Granmere 10-4


GravatarGilliard will be greatly missed. It is a great loss.


Gravatarrorschach: NTodd's cock is an Ouroboros.

I thought it was a capybara.
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GravatarWolffe: "he was the "son" Bush never had." Give me a break please. Beltway—hero—worship, much? Bartlett latched onto Bush for his entire career and as we know with Dubya, loyalty is the trump card.

watch the video!

Read the Transcript!!!


Gravatarchica toxica, hi you lovely woman. Are you still over seas? Miss you muchly.


GravatarThose Nextel, or Nextelish walkie-talkie phones!

The funny play using the walkie talkies is where the person holds it to their mouth while they're speaking then moves it to their ear while they're listening, then repeat again and again.
I'm sitting 30 feet away and can here both sides of the conversation perfectly well so quit with the stupid hand jive.
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GravatarAh...i feel old now!!

I have a sneaking suspicion you still don't look old, babe.


GravatarBuckeye, what's fun in France is that I know and understand enough French to know that they're as bad as we are
Sallyh


oh man, the French never fail to prove to me that if you're lying in the gutter in Paris, you are on your own. People in the US may feel screwed at times, but the screw is much tighter in parts of Europe...


GravatarSnow, you have abandoned yourself though unrepented sin.


Gravatarrorschach: NTodd's cock is an Ouroboros.

I thought it was a capybara.
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Jeffraham Prestonian


Both wrong: it's a chupacabra.


GravatarGod made sin that we might know His mercy.


GravatarIt's a goat sucker?


GravatarRe: Airport terror story -

What we have here is bunch of losers from Guyana who never got past talking about it and who were turned in by a drug dealer in return for a lighter sentence.

Ok?


GravatarSo if one of the JFK perps is from Guyana and we have to 'fight them there so we don't have to fight them here', fuck Iran the Marines will be hitting the beaches at Guyana tomorrow morning.
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GravatarBummer about that whole Bay of Pigs and Vietnam thing.

Bay of Pigs was a disaster, according to the wisdom at the time.

But how does JFK become part of the Vietnam mix?


GravatarYou have to ASK for mercy, for forgiveness, through Jesus Christ our Lord.


GravatarHi, mer! Yes, i'm still living in Madrid, got divorced (oh boy, who couldn't see that coming?) and am living happily happily in Spain


GravatarSnow, you have abandoned yourself though unrepented sin.

Matthew 7, annie! Remember it, even if you can't discuss it.


Gravatarsinfonian, NTodd, hey all-- i'm dropping in to visit family and friends in the US since my move to Madrid. I've been lurking a couple of days, but felt i needed to say goodbye to Steve. Ah...i feel old now!!
chica toxica


What, they don't have the internets in Spain?

Enjoy your trip and welcome back ... for now.


Gravatar"You have to ASK for mercy, for forgiveness, through Jesus Christ our Lord.
annieangel "

You first. I suspect you require a bit more time explaining yourself.


GravatarAsk Jesus for forgiveness, Snow. You will receive.


Gravatar
But how does JFK become part of the Vietnam mix?
pie | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 8:30 pm | #


He sent a bunch of soldiers into Vietnam, for one thing.


GravatarThe VietNam thing JFK inherited, and the Bay Of Pigs was not entirely his doing either. One man cannot prevent the mic, which Smedley ButlerUSMC Eisenhower and others repeatedly warned against, from doing its destructive hostage taking of peace for blood profit thing, but a few can and have allowed it to become an unacceptable corruption of everything America actually represents.


GravatarThose Nextel, or Nextelish walkie-talkie phones!

The funny play using the walkie talkies is where the person holds it to their mouth while they're speaking then moves it to their ear while they're listening, then repeat again and again.
I'm sitting 30 feet away and can here both sides of the conversation perfectly well so quit with the stupid hand jive.
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Agent Orange | 06.02.07 - 8:28 pm |


That always intrigues me, everyone elese on the bus can hear your friend, why can't you?


GravatarBut how does JFK become part of the Vietnam mix?

Advisors.

You have to ASK for mercy, for forgiveness, through Jesus Christ our Lord.

Judges? Ohhhh, no, so close, but the answer we're looking for is: you don't. Here are your parting gifts: a chocolate Jesus, 12 condoms with KY jelly made from genuine holy solvent, and a prepaid calling card with 60 dollars worth of talk time to Heaven.


GravatarBut how does JFK become part of the Vietnam mix?

He's the one who brought in US military advisors, and the green beret troops. Not many of the green beret people at first but this changed.


GravatarIt's a goat sucker?
and a breath mint!


GravatarWhat, they don't have the internets in Spain?

yeah yeah, well, let's just say that i lead a different life in spain. I have fallen out of the loop of US politics...


GravatarI repent my sins to Jesus. I hate that I sin, but I'm human. Not perfect, just forgiven.


GravatarAlso, annie, don't forget Mathew 6.


GravatarVivan las tetas, Steve.

Vivan las tetas.


GravatarYou have to ASK for mercy, for forgiveness, through Jesus Christ our Lord.

What, and pay a toll?


That's just fucking stupid. If I had a god he would be pretty lenient on my sins and wouldn't need to be asked for any fucking forgiveness. He'd be the kind that just, ya know, forgave and shit.


Yo people who need to be terrified of a loving god make me sick.


GravatarGod made sin that we might know His mercy.
NTodd, Fart Smeller


He's a funny guy.

So many little traps.

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Gravatari'm still living in Madrid, got divorced (oh boy, who couldn't see that coming?) and am living happily happily in Spain

While I'm sorry to hear that, having gone through it myself, the news makes me feel strangely hopeful...


GravatarIt's a goat sucker?
and a breath mint!
Deacon Blues | 06.02.07 - 8:33 pm | #


Fabulous!

For that good, clean feeling, no matter what.


GravatarI'm not going to argue the TRUTH with you, Todd. You've heard the message, what you do with it is up to you.


GravatarI repent my sins to Jesus. I hate that I sin, but I'm human. Not perfect, just forgiven.



You just better fucking ask first, bitch!


GravatarI repent my sins to Jesus. I hate that I sin, but I'm human.

Sounds like someone finally got the ass-fucking from another guy they've been dreaming about.

Congrats!


GravatarHe's the one who brought in US military advisors, and the green beret troops.

IIRC, the whole beret thing was his baby. I mean, the elite forces wore them, got bitched at by commanders, but JFK liked 'em and wanted a special emblematic dealio, so sanctioned them officially.


Gravatarchica we mainly discuss NTodd's genitals here. They discuss that in Spain too don't they?


GravatarJESUS PAID YOUR TOLL.


GravatarI've set a Paypal button at www.gwpda.org for Steve's family, for bills and expenses. I'll make sure that it gets where it should get.


GravatarNTodd-- yeah, well, i have really never been happier being single. It's like i had to work through the compromise of marriage to realize that it was too much of a compromise for me. I dreaded the change of divorce, but now i feel extremely peaceful and whole.


GravatarI'm not going to argue the TRUTH with you, Todd. You've heard the message, what you do with it is up to you.

Yes, I've heard the message. Just not from you. Sad that you won't listen because you're yapping your fucking gums so much.


GravatarJESUS PAID YOUR TOLL.

HOW?


Gravatar"felt i needed to say goodbye to Steve. Ah...i feel old now!!"


chica toxica, Dammit, drop by occasionally. With the exception of Ntodd and the trolls no one here is that obnoxious.


GravatarI dreaded the change of divorce, but now i feel extremely peaceful and whole.

Amen, sister.


GravatarJEEBUS PAID MY TROLL!
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GravatarJESUS PAID YOUR TOLL.

HOW?


PayPal.


Gravataryeah yeah, well, let's just say that i lead a different life in spain. I have fallen out of the loop of US politics...
chica toxica


You're better off that way, as I'm sure you know.

And from one newly-singled to another ... ah, never mind. I can't compete with a Quaker.


GravatarJESUS KILLED MY BROTHER PYOTR!


GravatarWith His blood, Snow.

If you have ears Todd, you better listen!


Gravatarchica toxica, oh, Spain. My very best friend and her two daughters are visiting there now. She sent me an email yesterday and said they are having a very good time.

Sounds like you are happy. Good for you.


GravatarJESUS PAID YOUR TROLL
just so.


GravatarJESUS PAID YOUR TOLL.



EZ PASS?
.


GravatarI can't compete with a Quaker.

Dat's right, mang, don't fuck wit da Quaka.


GravatarWith His blood, Snow.

If you have ears Todd, you better listen!


With His Birth!


Gravatarha! you all make me laugh so much...you guys wouldn't want to live in madrid, though. the beer is horrible.


GravatarJESUS PAID YOUR TOLL.

HOW?
Snow, Contrary


JESUS HAS EZ-PASS.


GravatarI'm not going to argue the TRUTH with you, Todd. You've heard the message, what you do with it is up to you.
annieangel


Oh, blow it out your ass! "the message" has been heard a billion times and it's still BS!

(god forgive me for responding to the stinky troll)


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GravatarSo if one of the JFK perps is from Guyana and we have to 'fight them there so we don't have to fight them here', fuck Iran the Marines will be hitting the beaches at Guyana tomorrow morning.
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Agent Orange | 06.02.07 - 8:30 pm |


Since this is Bush, we'll probably invade Aruba. Or Venezuala.


GravatarWrong, Snow.


GravatarIf you have ears Todd, you better listen!

There you go again, ignoring your Inner Light and expecting somebody outside yourself to "save" you. Someday you might be prepared to listen. In the meantime, keep rockin' on.


GravatarJesus died so that we may live.


GravatarJESUS PAID YOUR TOLL
Jesus also picked up the supper tab.


GravatarMUL-TI-PASS!
.


GravatarNo WAY.

Coke to Agent O.

I can't believe it.



Gravatar"JESUS PAID YOUR TOLL."

HOW?

"With his blood..."


Couldn't he have gotten one of those transponders that stick on your windshield? Would have been a lot less messier...


GravatarJesus is not outside me, Jesus dwells in my heart.


GravatarIf jeebus paid my toll, how come I get a bill from the texas department of transportation every month?



Have a cookie!


GravatarOoh. Agent Orange gets a Tastee-Freez® gift certificate!


GravatarJesus died so that we may live.

Jesus lived so that we may live.


GravatarOK, Cokes all around...


GravatarSince this is Bush, we'll probably invade Aruba. Or Venezuala.

Or Key Largo.


Gravatar3450 US soldiers have died for Goerge W Bush's sins.
Jesus died for mine?
.


GravatarYou need to go to Bible study, Snow.


GravatarSince this is Bush, we'll probably invade Aruba. Or Venezuala.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins


Guyana, eh?

Guess he drank the Kool-Aid. Or not.


GravatarJeebus's checks always bounce.


GravatarMUL-TI-PASS!

JESUS DALLAS MULTIPASS!


GravatarJust adding my voice. I love you steve. I miss you.

Thanks for eveything.

Fuck the fucking Yankees.


Gravatarit's comforting to know that being unable to determine his gender hasn't stopped annie from making sweet, sweet love to the baby jeebus.

it's like old home day.


GravatarYou need to go to Bible study, Snow.

Judge not.


GravatarI don't care if it rains or freezes, long as I got my plastic Jesus, payin all the toll bills for my car...
..almost scans


GravatarAs I've mentioned before, if you're a guy who wants to dress up in women's clothing and have a guy fuck you, have at it. Ain't nobody's business but your own.

But don't come here begging Jesus' forgiveness the morning after.


GravatarOoh. Agent Orange gets a Tastee-Freez® gift certificate!
SteveLG |


Can I cash it in at the Dairy Queen instead?
[Mister Softee joke to follow]
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GravatarBush went to bible study in Texas instead of AA. That turned out well.


GravatarYou need to go to Bible study, Snow.

Why study something written by flawed men to understand the Divine? That's Satan's influence.

Don't listen to others who pervert the Word. The only way to God is through a direct connection without intermediaries. The rest is half truths and idolatry.


GravatarThe fact that you focus on His Death is telling. Why not focus on His Life?


Gravatar
gentle waves at a beach on lake superior
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9...h? v=94c12BiVT2M
Richard | 06.02.07 - 6:39 pm | #

geez, i thought it was a prank and a tsunami was going to fill the screen.
ha ha. i first wrote "scream".


GravatarThe only way to God is through a direct connection without intermediaries.

God, Schmod.

Schmod, Scrod.


GravatarDon't listen to others who pervert the Word. The only way to God is through a direct connection without intermediaries. The rest is half truths and idolatry.



Preach on! Motherfucker!


GravatarSince this is Bush, we'll probably invade Aruba. Or Venezuala.

Or Key Largo.
NTodd, Chica's Next Ex | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 8:40 pm |


Oh, great. Now I have that fucking song by Bertie Higgins going through my head.


GravatarThe only way to God is through a direct connection without intermediaries.

And that's questionable at best (see Bush, George W.)


GravatarThe fact that you focus on His Death is telling. Why not focus on His Life?

Because sandals are gaiii.


GravatarApparently the only way to God is a tollway.


Gravatarok atriots, i have to attend to visiting others...when you see vickie give her a kiss for me, ok?

love you all!

and fuck bush!

ciao,


GravatarThe fact that you focus on His Death is telling. Why not focus on His Life?


Because he's not The Unborn, and dying is always Greatness.


GravatarBecause sandals are gaiii.

But you wear sandals?


GravatarThe only way to God is through a direct connection without intermediaries.

And that's questionable at best (see Bush, George W.)


Some people just don't listen to the Divine because they're too distracted by lies from without. Preachers can be pretty fucking loud, 'specially with the modern sound systems a lot of those heathen churches gots today.


GravatarAfter 3 offenses, I drop a grade, too. Which I disclose in the first meeting.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


See? Now this is taking a stand.

Bravo!!


GravatarApparently the only way to God is a tollway.


But of course.


Tithing, bitches!


GravatarWhat do Williams Shatner, Jewel and Serena Williams have in common?


GravatarBecause sandals are gaiii.

But you wear sandals?


Not right now. My 15yo Berks are totally shot to hell.

Apparently the only way to God is a tollway.

I hate Jersey.


GravatarJFK attempted to restore our sole Congressional Authority to issue our own U.S. currency. After his shooting, at which he was not surrounded by any protective guards as standard protocol dictates, and at which there appears to be photographic evidence George Bush among others was present, Johnson escalated Viet Nam. Nixon removed the last vestiges of Congressional Authority to issue currency in order to pay for what had by that time become an extremely expensive and failed adventure in terms of American lives lost, social division and unrest, and, of course, money. A few parties, however, profited vastly.


GravatarI can't recall--does one need to restart the computer to get JRE to work?


GravatarWhat do Williams Shatner, Jewel and Serena Williams have in common?

I've seen all of them naked.


Gravatar"What do Williams Shatner, Jewel and Serena Williams have in common?"

A really lame attempt at saving "Enterprise" ?


GravatarFinally got here (dial up sucks)

Steve Gilliard was great -- knew food & beer & military history -- it is a great loss to the blogosphere -- he was damn smart & articulate & you knew where he stood -- I will miss him

Ave Maria, gratia plena,...


GravatarWhat do Williams Shatner, Jewel and Serena Williams have in common?
Culture of TrÜth

One black, one white, one blonde /Mod Squad


GravatarGod, Schmod.

Schmod, Scrod.


Scrod... ZOD!


GravatarPat Robertson will pass along that 10% tithing right on to Jesus when he returns. He is investing in planes, mansions, and blood duiamonds so jesus gets a good return on the investment.


Gravatarlater chica

Don't be a stranger.


GravatarWhat do Williams Shatner, Jewel and Serena Williams have in common?

I've seen all of them naked.
NTodd, Chica's Next Ex | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 8:47 pm | #


Ew, yay, and woo-hoo!


Gravatar"I've set a Paypal button at www.gwpda.org for Steve's family, for bills and expenses. I'll make sure that it gets where it should get."
--GWPDA,

You are such a good person. I sent some dollars Steve's way.


GravatarDid Jesus invent tollhouse cookies?


GravatarAfter 3 offenses, I drop a grade, too. Which I disclose in the first meeting.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


Is it a class room or a fiefdom?

Do you confiscate cell phones just because they have them or if they ring?

.


GravatarBecause sandals are gaiii.

Yeah. Stick with fliiip-flops.


GravatarWhat do Williams Shatner, Jewel and Serena Williams have in common?

They all wear a toup?


GravatarPat Robertson will pass along that 10% tithing right on to Jesus when he returns.



I BELIEVE!!!!!!








No, really!


GravatarShatner, Jewel, and Serena are all on that new show where they drive stock cars.

It's on my must-miss list.


GravatarDid Jesus invent tollhouse cookies?

No, that was Judas. True story.


GravatarYeah. Stick with fliiip-flops.
Sinfonian, post-tropical storm

What Sin said.


GravatarIs it a class room or a fiefdom?

Do you confiscate cell phones just because they have them or if they ring?

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Agave bin Laden | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 8:49 pm | #


Cell phone's a privilege, not a right. People seem to have forgotten that.


GravatarI'm serious: read the Gnostic Chip Gospels.


Gravatar"They all wear a toup?
dave™©"

Either that or a trio of merkins


GravatarWithout Jesus's sacrifice for us, there would be no resurrection. He died for our sins so we don't have to. Through Him we have life everlasting.

Todd, the Bible is the Word of God. You do your thing, I really don't care what you do, but whatever you are hearing inside you is your own vanity.


GravatarAgent Orange, only if they ring. Everyone's got them.

Same policy for iPods if you're listening in class.

I don't think my policies are unfair. And only one student in five years has received a lower grade for three offenses.

I do make allowances for those who have urgent situations (imminent birth or death, and I've had both. I have no problem with that).


GravatarCell phone's a privilege, not a right. People seem to have forgotten that.

Second Amendment, bitches!


GravatarCell phone's a privilege, not a right. People seem to have forgotten that.


Ummm..... I think they're neither.


GravatarCell phone's a privilege, not a right. People seem to have forgotten that.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins


You are joking, right?

.


GravatarAnd stop stealing my TRUE STORY line. Sheesh people, be creative yourselves.


GravatarWhat Sin said.
Deacon Blues


So, if I'm Sin, who died for me?



GravatarYeah. Stick with fliiip-flops.

Welcome to the statistics department


GravatarThe PS in the letter to Timothy was Paul's secret oatmeal raisin cookie recipe. Timothy burned that part per the instructions.


GravatarJesus died so that we may live.
annieangel


I've never quite figured out how that worked.
If Jesus hadn't died, no human would ever have gotten laid ever again?


GravatarWelcome to the statistics department
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere

Welcome to the beach ... where happy hour approaches.


GravatarWithout Jesus's sacrifice for us, there would be no resurrection. He died for our sins so we don't have to. Through Him we have life everlasting.


You sound like Jimmy Swaggart.


Are you fucking a blonde bimbo who wears too much make up?


GravatarTodd, the Bible is the Word of God.

No it isn't. It's the Word of Man. Mistranslated, misrepresented, and misused for centuries.

You do your thing, I really don't care what you do, but whatever you are hearing inside you is your own vanity.

Whatever you hear is lies born of the vanity of others. It's okay: even the likes of Tom Cruise have been fooled by charlatans. Nobody here is judging you based on that.


GravatarSinfonian,

Winnah!


GravatarCrispus Attacks died for you Sin. I forget when though.


Gravataranalannie thinks rear entry is the only way to salvation.


GravatarThat always intrigues me, everyone elese on the bus can hear your friend, why can't you? | Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins
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Ah, validation, sweeter than honey!
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I have the same JFK trauma that's been mentioned upthread. 3rd grade in parochial school, and the principal tried unsuccessfully to use the PA system to transmit radio coverage of the assassination.

So at first there were these weird squawks and bursts of static and garble from the loudspeaker mounted in a box on the wall that had never been used before. And finally the teacher left the room-- leaving some name-taking capo in charge, no doubt-- and finally came back and told us what was going on.

I vaguely remember being dismissed early, although by the time the confusion settled down the day was pretty much, um, shot. I have scattered memories of being home that evening watching various family members slumped in grief or crying in front of the teevee.

Anyhoo, despite my burned-in nostalgia and even affection for JFK, it's beyond doubt that he believed that it was necessary for a president to demonstrate his toughness by waging war, including covert war. JFK was more than a casual acquaintance of Ngo Dinh Diem, and was deeply involved in the events surrounding the collapse of the Diem regime and the subsequent death of Diem.

JFK, however reluctantly, supported US military involvement in Vietnam to contain the Communist threat and demonstrate American muscle and resolve. Accordingly, as others have mentioned, logistical and eventually tactical military support escalated during JFK's administration. LBJ, haunted by the same morbid Achilles' Heel fear of appearing weak, felt compelled to continue the work in order to prevail.

It's another dimension of the "Camelot" mystique-- Le Morte d'Arthur.

JFK's hands were not clean, by any means. Whether he might have eventually redeemed that legacy will never be known. I'd like to think that JFK might've evolved like his brother Robert did.


Gravatar
I've never quite figured out how that worked.
If Jesus hadn't died, no human would ever have gotten laid ever again?
flory | 06.02.07 - 8:52 pm | #


The body of Christ,
sleek swimmer's body,
all muscled up and toned,
The body of Christ,
oh what a body,
wish I could call it my own.


GravatarIf Jesus hadn't died, no human would ever have gotten laid ever again?
flory


Well, it's not doing me a whole lot of good ...


GravatarNo it isn't. It's the Word of Man. Mistranslated, misrepresented, and misused for centuries.


DING DING DING


Gravatarannie concentrates on how the story ended, not on the story.


GravatarBecause sandals are gaiii.

But you wear sandals?
Snow, Contrary


They're not gaii when worn without pantz...


GravatarSallyh!

How you doing? Mlle & Maddie et al?

Why are the Episcopalians & Quakers troll feeding?


GravatarCell phone's a privilege, not a right. People seem to have forgotten that.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins


You are joking, right?

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Agave bin Laden | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 8:51 pm |


Nope, not at all. You have no right to a cell phone, or to use it in a way that annoys the crap out of other people. So if you're on a bus, or a classroom, or a work, you don't have a right to use it.


Gravatar"even the likes of Tom Cruise have been fooled by charlatans."

You make it sound like they had to work for it, like it was hard or something.


GravatarCrispus Attacks died for you Sin. I forget when though.
trifecta


Brutal. Just brutal.

I'll never live down one frickin' year's error ...


GravatarPrior, I'm well, and Maddy is wonderful! She's walking and babbling and so cute and happy natured!

I'm a most lucky grandma


GravatarAnd stop stealing my TRUE STORY line. Sheesh people, be creative yourselves.


In the beginning...


GravatarEternal life, flory.

Jesus said we need to believe in Him to have eternal life. JESUS said that. It's not a lie, it's not a mistranslation, people had the stories from word of mouth and would have flipped out if His words had been changed.


GravatarBTW, here's a great piece from Gilliard on Noo Yawk survival tips.

From his Netslaves days... no date on it.


Gravatar "even the likes of Tom Cruise have been fooled by charlatans."

You make it sound like they had to work for it, like it was hard or something.
EkCenTriK


That's so glib, so very glib....


GravatarFlory, gah. Can you imagine eternal life in the Chimp Regime?


GravatarWhy are the Episcopalians & Quakers troll feeding?

I'm drunk. Won't speak for the Quaker.


GravatarI confiscate live cell phones in my class, and it costs you a buck to get it out of hock. I tell my students, if you want to feed my caffeine habit, that's your problem.

After 3 offenses, I drop a grade, too. Which I disclose in the first meeting.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


Unless they ring or worse the kids are talking on them this just wrong!
The kinna shit that made me hate teachers!


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GravatarCell phone's a privilege, not a right. People seem to have forgotten that.

Second Amendment, bitches!
NTodd, Chica's Next Ex | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 8:51 pm |


I'm going to start using my second amendment rights on people's cell phones.


GravatarJim Jones said everyone should drink Kool-Aid. It's not a lie, it's not a mistranslation ....

(Sorry, couldn't resist.)


GravatarFunny cause I'm watching Minority Report where he was actually well cast....


GravatarAny Islamofascists out there really wanna fuck with JFK airport, fboweb.com now links directly to Google Earth in real time, real 3D so you can verify which plane is which! Every fucking jet headed to JFK, LAX, Miami...

http://tinyurl.com/356695
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GravatarWell, it's not doing me a whole lot of good ...
Sinfonian, post-tropical storm


I'm feeling a mite cheated myself.....


GravatarCrispus Attacks died for you Sin. I forget when though.

Jose Mesa died for mine.

I'm drunk. Won't speak for the Quaker.

I'm drunk. And Rory speaks for me.


GravatarSnow concentrates on this life, and not the next life. That's fine. One less person taking up cloud space in Heaven.


GravatarSince I don't have a cell phone, what do you say if I just bring in my black, rotary dial desk model (Western Electric roolz!) and return some calls? I've got a really long cord on it.


GravatarLittle Brøther, you have no basis for that tripe you just posted.

Good grief.


GravatarReally, is there anything more pathetic than a guilt-ridden closet case the morning after?

Accept who you are, dude. Enjoy!


GravatarAgave, I only do it if they ring, and they haven't cleared a legitimate excuse with me. And yes, I do make allowances for certain things.

You may think I'm a tyrant, but it's damn rude to have a phone conversation in the middle of class when I'm trying to teach and others are trying to pay attention.


GravatarJim Jones said everyone should drink Kool-Aid. It's not a lie, it's not a mistranslation ....

(Sorry, couldn't resist.)
Sinfonian, post-tropical storm | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 8:57 pm | #


Actually, Jones didn't use Kool-Aid, but rather Fla-Vor-Ade.


GravatarFunny cause I'm watching Minority Report where he was actually well cast....

I like him in a lot of his roles, actually.


GravatarNope, not at all. You have no right to a cell phone, or to use it in a way that annoys the crap out of other people. So if you're on a bus, or a classroom, or a work, you don't have a right to use it.


Whoa.


people had the stories from word of mouth and would have flipped out if His words had been changed.


Hmmm. People did flip out over his words. And the end result is not pretty. Why do you choose to live on words spread by word of mouth? Don't you know you can get sick like that?


GravatarSnow concentrates on this life, and not the next life. That's fine. One less person taking up cloud space in Heaven.

Judge not.


GravatarSince I don't have a cell phone, what do you say if I just bring in my black, rotary dial desk model (Western Electric roolz!) and return some calls? I've got a really long cord on it.
GWPDA, Roving Historian


You know it's different.

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GravatarIt's not a lie, it's not a mistranslation, people had the stories from word of mouth and would have flipped out if His words had been changed.
annieangel


Uh, huh. And a story passed from one person to the next and written down 30 years later is NEVER gonna have so much as one single comma changed. Ever.


GravatarSince I don't have a cell phone, what do you say if I just bring in my black, rotary dial desk model (Western Electric roolz!) and return some calls? I've got a really long cord on it.
GWPDA, Roving Historian | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 8:58 pm |


How un-American! and un-Canadian!

Hell, I don't even know how to use one.


GravatarJFK's hands were not clean, by any means. Whether he might have eventually redeemed that legacy will never be known. I'd like to think that JFK might've evolved like his brother Robert did.
Little Brøther | 06.02.07 - 8:54 pm


JFK was actually rather conservative (I know, Rayguns said that he was a flat-out conservative). He had some of that anti-communist mentality.


GravatarTom Cruise is hot. Insane and probably dangerous, but still, he's hot.


GravatarI'm drunk. And Rory speaks for me.
NTodd, Chica's Next Ex | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 8:57 pm | #


This is true, though NTodd and I each drink for the other.


GravatarActually, Jones didn't use Kool-Aid, but rather Fla-Vor-Ade.
rorschach, futon djinn

Revisionist!


GravatarMaddy is wonderful! She's walking and babbling and so cute and happy natured!

I'm a most lucky grandma



She's walking?

Put everything breakable, or poison up high in a locked cabinet.
(Before my son even walked he could climb and I heard him giggling one night in the kitchen. I found him on top the fridge.


GravatarSnow concentrates on this life, and not the next life. That's fine. One less person taking up cloud space in Heaven.
annieangel


Spoken like a true Christian. I burned with that message while I was alive. Now I'm just burning.


GravatarFrom his Netslaves days... no date on it.
dave™©


But 9/11 changed everything!!!!


GravatarThat's fine. One less person taking up cloud space in Heaven.
annieangel


A very uncharitable, and un-Christian attitude, Allen.

Jesus said that the tree is known by its fruit (Matthew 12:33). Your fruit is nothing but horse apples.


GravatarSince I don't have a cell phone, what do you say if I just bring in my black, rotary dial desk model (Western Electric roolz!) and return some calls?

If they made a cell phone that looked like that, I'd buy it in a second.

It would have to have the old-fashioned "ring," though...


GravatarActually, Jones didn't use Kool-Aid, but rather Fla-Vor-Ade.
rorschach, futon djinn


Fucking pedant.

On the other hand, no wonder they died. Fla-Vor-Ade sucks.

By the way, I wish I were drunk, too.


GravatarJFK's hands were not clean, by any means. Whether he might have eventually redeemed that legacy will never be known. I'd like to think that JFK might've evolved like his brother Robert did.

Actually, there is documentation that showed he wanted to get us out of Vietnam after realizing how much an error it was.


GravatarBut 9/11 changed everything!!!!/I>

I imagine in the case of that piece, the dot-com collapse.

But the fuckers are back - fucking up SF again.


GravatarOne less egg in the Easter basket!
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GravatarA woman I know has a ringtone of an old 30's phone. I find it cool.


GravatarUnless they ring or worse the kids are talking on them this just wrong!
The kinna shit that made me hate teachers!


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Agave bin Laden | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 8:57 pm |


Agave, she's mentioned that it's only if they're using them. And, especially in secondary school, they're using them to cheat. So I don't have a problem if a teacher wants to confiscate them for the duration of the class.

You.Have.No.Right.To.Them.


GravatarWasn't Colin Farrell supposed to be a big star?


GravatarTrademark slanties!


Gravatar...there is documentation that showed he wanted to get us out of Vietnam after realizing how much an error it was.

One of the many reasons he was killed.

There was a line out the door behind the grassy knoll...


GravatarI feel sad about Steve because I liked reading his stuff, but I feel guilty about feeling sad because I don't want to be a grief ghoul.


Gravatarit's damn rude to have a phone conversation in the middle of class when I'm trying to teach and others are trying to pay attention.

I just tell them I get paid the same whether they learn this shit or not, and request they take it outside. Then I stare silently at them and wait until they're gone.


GravatarIt would have to have the old-fashioned "ring," though...
dave™©It would have to have the old-fashioned "ring," though...
dave™©


When the Borg first got IP phones we were all giddy about setting the rings to any of the umpteen different sounds that were possible. Within about three days, every single one had been reset to - ta-da! "Western Electric No. 1". People are great, ain't they?


GravatarFucking pedant.

On the other hand, no wonder they died. Fla-Vor-Ade sucks.

By the way, I wish I were drunk, too.
Sinfonian, post-tropical storm | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 9:01 pm | #


I am, it does, and I wish you were too.

--BTW, did y'all know that the Jones people ambushed and killed a US Congressman just before offing themselves?

I just learned of this a day or two ago.


GravatarSince I don't have a cell phone, what do you say if I just bring in my black, rotary dial desk model (Western Electric roolz!) and return some calls? I've got a really long cord on it.
GWPDA, Roving Historian


Wouldn't a roving historian need a cellphone?


GravatarMatthew 7:16-20

You are all evil trees, with sick fruit that shows everytime you make a post.


GravatarWe can never know what JFK would have done.

The true escalation occurred under LBJ, anyway.


GravatarWasn't Colin Farrell supposed to be a big star?

Well, something about him is very big. Would you settle for that?


Gravatar--BTW, did y'all know that the Jones people ambushed and killed a US Congressman just before offing themselves?

Yeah. That was a pretty fucked thing to do.


GravatarActually, there is documentation that showed he wanted to get us out of Vietnam after realizing how much an error it was.

You mean like in 1963?

Yeah.


GravatarI just learned of this a day or two ago.
rorschach, futon djin


Seriously? You didn't know that Leo Ryan was ambushed and killed by Jim Jones' thugs at the "Jonestown" airport? C'mon.


Gravatar--BTW, did y'all know that the Jones people ambushed and killed a US Congressman just before offing themselves?

I thought that was what set it all off.


GravatarA woman I know has a ringtone of an old 30's phone. I find it cool.
trifecta | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 9:02 pm | #


I always keep mine on "vibrate."

For... personal reasons.


GravatarBTW, did y'all know that the Jones people ambushed and killed a US Congressman just before offing themselves?

Oh, yeah - Leo Ryan.

He flew in with a whole group of people, including a reporter from the SF Kronkinle, to blow the whistle on Jones. The reporter (whose name escapes me) filed a helluva story the morning after.


GravatarWill Ferrel's funny.


GravatarYou may think I'm a tyrant, but it's damn rude to have a phone conversation in the middle of class when I'm trying to teach and others are trying to pay attention.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


Oh, yes I agree.
I thought you were saying you were taking cell phones because they were not turned off. I would make a rule that phones must be off in class, but if a student forgets and the phone rings and they just turn it off, then fine.

.

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Gravatardave™ has the slanties!!!


Gravatar"Evil Trees" would be a cool name for a band.


GravatarTo those curious about Andrew Speaker, the naval academy graduate attorney who seems to have gotten TB from a CDC scientist who may or may not be his father in law, Xymphora has finally weighed in, guessing that this is either a test or a false emergency to excuse a ratcheting-up of "security."


Gravatarlink today at think progress today shows LBJ knew Vietnam was a cockup back in May 64.


GravatarBTW, did y'all know that the Jones people ambushed and killed a US Congressman just before offing themselves?

Yup. Ancient news.


GravatarMatthew 7:16-20

You are all evil trees, with sick fruit that shows everytime you make a post


Try a more accepted version than the annieangel version.

(cookie)


Gravatar
Seriously? You didn't know that Leo Ryan was ambushed and killed by Jim Jones' thugs at the "Jonestown" airport? C'mon.
GWPDA, Roving Historian | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 9:04 pm | #


Pretty fucking weird knowledge hole to have, innit? Also, that most of his congregation were minorities.

I make no apologies for my ignorance, as it has been rectified.


GravatarYou may not have known about Leo Ryan, but did you know George W. Bush is a complete fuck-up?


GravatarEvening, rational people.

Bonus Critter Blogging is up.


GravatarIIRC, the Congressman (can't remember his name) and a bunch of others were trying to get back to the private plane? A bit hazy, but I admit that I am not much of a Jonestown fanatic. I just remember being so haunted by the photos on the newsweeklies' covers.


Gravatardave™ has the slanties!!!

I was wondering why I was feeling a little queasy...


GravatarActually, there is documentation that showed he wanted to get us out of Vietnam after realizing how much an error it was.



My tin foil hat is getting tighter.


GravatarI just remember being so haunted by the photos on the newsweeklies' covers.

You were 7.


GravatarI was wondering why I was feeling a little queasy...
dave™©


I hear its like that in the first trimester.


GravatarI never thought I would what a cell phone. Melissa got one for me, I came to love them.

We now have no home phone, we each have cells.

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GravatarYou were 7.
Snow, Contrary


He's only 9 now.


GravatarA week or so after the Jonestown Massacre, Moscone and Milk were murdered in SF. The natural assumption at first was that it was done by some sort of pre-programmed Jonestown assassin.

Instead, it was just another right-wing prick.


Gravatar"I'm drunk. Won't speak for the Quaker.
Snow, Contrary"

Lucky bastard!

Sallyh -- It bothers me that you are younger than I & a grandmother -- I'm just a kid, you know? The white beard is just an affectation


GravatarI hear its like that in the first trimester.

Uh oh...


GravatarInstead, it was just another right-wing prick.

Hopped up on Twinkies!


GravatarI just remember being so haunted by the photos on the newsweeklies' covers.

You were 7.


9. And it fucking freaked me out. I had dreams about escaping by playing dead, just like some of the folks I'd read about escaping the Shoah.


GravatarOne of the subsequent interesting things about Jonestown was that the United States did not -insist- that the various legal actions be taken in the United States, by the United States. Rather, they specifically relinquished such matters to the local authorities. The consequence of a colonial state existing, as an independent nation, under British common law.


GravatarDoug, been there, done that. She's been walking for six weeks now.


GravatarPretty fucking weird knowledge hole to have, innit? Also, that most of his congregation were minorities.

Please. Skin color doesn't matter when you're desperate for salvation...

or even a little bit of hope.


GravatarA week or so after the Jonestown Massacre, Moscone and Milk were murdered in SF.

Mrs Whiting was our carpool driver that day and she was friends with people in the mayor's office. Very upset.

She was also a total MILF.


Gravatar9. And it fucking freaked me out. I had dreams about escaping by playing dead, just like some of the folks I'd read about escaping the Shoah.


See, I would have charged the bastard that was offering up the kool aid.


GravatarShe's been walking for six weeks now.

But has she written the great American novel?


GravatarPrior, being a grandma keeps you young. It's the BEST. Hecate agrees.


GravatarPlease. Skin color doesn't matter when you're desperate for salvation...

or even a little bit of hope.
pie | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 9:10 pm | #


Whatever.

All I was saying is that I didn't know..


GravatarHopped up on Twinkies!

Anyone who thinks SF is such a hotbed of loony liberalism should check out that verdict.

There's still plenty of those old-style "values" types living out in the Avenues. Cops that go to trial for blowing the shit out of some innocent bystander are never convicted in the City. The juries are almost always packed with the west-of-Twin Peak conservatives.


GravatarMonica, well, she does appear to have very good receptive language, which is more than you can say for your average Republican.


GravatarMoscone and Milk were murdered in SF. //that it was done by some sort of pre-programmed Jonestown assassin.

Instead, it was just another right-wing prick.


There's much of a difference between a deranged cult murderer, and a right-wing murderer?

I never knew there was.


Gravatar9. And it fucking freaked me out.

Well, I had the month and the year wrong.


GravatarNope, not at all. You have no right to a cell phone, or to use it in a way that annoys the crap out of other people. So if you're on a bus, or a classroom, or a work, you don't have a right to use it.


Whoa...

smalfish, tinfoil hatted | 06.02.07 - 8:59 pm


Why whoa? Public space, not your living room. Or car.


GravatarWell, I had the month and the year wrong.


What year was that? Like early eighties wasn't it?


GravatarAnyone who thinks SF is such a hotbed of loony liberalism should check out that verdict.

I still don't get that. From what was written at the time it was a clear case of pre-meditated murder. You get a gun, climb through a basement window, avoid being seen by nearly everyone in the building, shoot two people to death, and leave the scene of the crime. What is not pre-meditated about that?


GravatarI would make a rule that phones must be off in class, but if a student forgets and the phone rings and they just turn it off, then fine.

That's what generally happens. That's not a rule in and of itself, that's a minor circumstance. Although from our lowly point as students we are tired of forgetful ditzes who always claim to be innocent because they're used to male teachers tolerating them. Yuri had a class with a deeply stupid boy who interrupted every three minutes to either ask totaly, categorically irrelevant questions or hit on a nearby and equally stupid girl, who also liked asking stupid questions. It became impossible to stay as the teacher, a newbie with problems of her own, made no effort whatsoever to discipline the class. Te morons had no idea that they were interrupting and were therefore as innocent as one who "forgets" to turn the damn phone off.


GravatarInstead, it was just another right-wing prick.
dave™©


And the political career of Dianne Feinstein goes into instant overdrive.


GravatarSallyh,

She's one up on the current President. Sad when you think about it.


GravatarWell, I had the month and the year wrong.

Actually, so did I. I was 8 1/2.


GravatarThere's much of a difference between a deranged cult murderer, and a right-wing murderer?

In that case, yes. It was a much more personal matter.

And tinged with deep homophobia.


GravatarI'm just a kid, you know? The white beard is just an affectation

You are a bleach blond?


GravatarActually, there is documentation that showed he wanted to get us out of Vietnam after realizing how much an error it was.

Well, I know I've read that Kennedy wasn't ready to escalate the conflict, but then I heard today, in his own words, that LBJ was uncomfortable and more than troubled about the whole sordi mess..



He should have stuck to his guns, because that will be his legacy.


GravatarWhy whoa? Public space, not your living room. Or car.


Your saying that I can't use my phone in the park, or a public bathroom, or sitting on a bench waiting on the bus? Who can make the decision on where to use a phone?


GravatarNo, I was right the first time. It was November. I misread the Wikipedia entry and thought it was Feb.


GravatarSomeone I know vaguely from work, California State Senator Jackie Speier was on Ryan's staff, was shot five times, lay injured for 22 hours.

She's a really effective liberal politician.


GravatarAnd the political career of Dianne Feinstein goes into instant overdrive.

No fucking shit. IIRC, she was really on her way out as a Supe. A very dismal career.

Thank Dan White for her Senate career.


GravatarI've been hopped up on junk food before and not once have I ever tried to kill someone. Never!


GravatarA much broader context leading up to JFK's assasination which explains many other events as well ishere. Most definitely worth a bookmark.


GravatarSomeone I know vaguely from work, California State Senator Jackie Speier was on Ryan's staff, was shot five times, lay injured for 22 hours.

She was Ryan's aide. I think she replaced Ryan.


GravatarSallyh --

Hecate is also younger than I -- its just not right!

Also both Snow & NTodd are drunk --life is just not fair -- recently they reran a classic Calvin & Hobbes cartoon where Dad explains to Calvin that life is not fair & Calvin says, "I know that life's not fair, but why can't it ever been unfair in my favor?"

Bill Waterson was the greatest philosopher of my generation! (& you thought it was Jim Morrison!)



GravatarHow fucking stupid do you have to be to accept the lame-ass "Twinkie defense"?


GravatarWhat year was that? Like early eighties wasn't it?

It was 11/78. I thought it was 7/77.


GravatarMajor delay of game in Cleveland because of a malfunctioning horn.


GravatarSmalfish, I have no problem with people using phones in public spaces, although I think it's rude in restaurants. Classrooms are not, so to speak, public spaces in that not everyone has the right to be there.


GravatarGWPDA, Roving Historian | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 9:09 pm |

There were huge discrepencies between the claims of the Americans, who either deliberately botched the investigation or had no idea what they were doing, and the Guyanans. Also there were several elite military units that just happened to be training nearby, because, you know, that happens. Jones had the standard spook bio before his apotheosis -- no real occupation yet he can scare up government-sized investment money, pseudo socialist talk resembles a birchers or a langley winger's idea of socialism, synanon-like interest in mind control experimentation in the name of therapy/spirituality.


GravatarHopped up on Twinkies!

Anyone who thinks SF is such a hotbed of loony liberalism should check out that verdict.


I'm sure conservatives would argue that only liberals could present such a verdict. That's how they think.


GravatarEvening Thread


Jane remembers Steve.


-Atrios 18:05
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This is like the equivalent of a Lebowski moment.

As for the troll,
"Shut the Fuck Up, Donny..."


GravatarWell, I had the month and the year wrong.


What year was that? Like early eighties wasn't it?
smalfish, tinfoil hatted | 06.02.07 - 9:14 pm


November 1978.


GravatarDamn drunken memory.

grumble, grumble.


GravatarAll I was saying is that I didn't know..

I know, and I can understand, as horrifying as that situation was.


GravatarWhy whoa? Public space, not your living room. Or car.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins


Bull shit!

I don't have a right to a conversation with another person on a phone or in person? I Know some can be annoying, but what is the real difference?

Just because the other person is not next to me, I can not talk to them?

People one on one in public can be Just as annoying. It's the SAME thing.



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GravatarIn 2004 annieangel had the somewhat dubious honor of being the first known recipient of a previously-urban-legend sex act known as a "Donkey Punch" in a commercial production when Alex Sanders punched him in the back of the head in "Guttermouths 30." 


GravatarHow fucking stupid do you have to be to accept the lame-ass "Twinkie defense"?
Monica_A:Black & Crusading


It was the seventies?

Not the smartest decade on record.....


GravatarThis is like the equivalent of a Lebowski moment.

Donny, who loved bowling...


GravatarHow fucking stupid do you have to be to accept the lame-ass "Twinkie defense"?/I>

You don't have to be stupid - just looking for a reason to acquit a nice hometown Irish boy and former cop who only killed a liberal and a fag.

After White was identified as the killer, the radios of the SFPD were ringing with the tones of "Danny Boy".

The guy eventually killed himself, but as always in these situations, he got the sequence backwards.


GravatarI'm going out for some Ben & Jerry's Vanilla Heath Bar Crunch ice cream. The public was warned. Who knows how the sugar may affect me?


GravatarSallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 06.02.07 - 9:18 pm |

At a nearby used cd store, there is an adorable paper scupture of an unhappy angel with the legend: "When you use your cell phone at the register an angel loses its wings." On the other side of The Counter, the only thing ruder than getting inserted into some telegraphic conversation is if the bastard ("customer") is actually eating something while trying to order you.


GravatarLebron slept all night in the locker room after the double overtime game in Detroit.


GravatarI don't have a right to a conversation with another person on a phone or in person? I Know some can be annoying, but what is the real difference?

Not when you're in my fucking classroom. No. Get over it.


GravatarNow the shot clock and the scoreboard have malfunctioned in Cleveland.


GravatarThe cats are giving me the slanties. Sorry!


GravatarPeople one on one in public can be Just as annoying. It's the SAME thing.



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Agave bin Laden


Logically, it should be. But it's not. One sided cellphone conversations are just more annoying.


GravatarWho knows how the sugar may affect me?

I do! Given your metabolism and the amount of sugar, the world should be okay.


Gravatarmalfish, I have no problem with people using phones in public spaces, although I think it's rude in restaurants. Classrooms are not, so to speak, public spaces in that not everyone has the right to be there.



See, I can agree that classrooms should not have phones, but restaurants, no, I don't think you can legislate them out of there.


Phones are here, they will be with us for a long time, people have to learn etiquette. But they won't.


GravatarNTodd, thank you.

Let's face it, Agave, you hate teachers. That's fine with me, but don't call us tyrants because we set classroom policies.


GravatarJFK and the Diem Coup

[...] The documentary record is replete with evidence that President Kennedy and his advisers, both individually and collectively, had a considerable role in the coup overall, by giving initial support to Saigon military officers uncertain what the U.S. response might be, by withdrawing U.S. aid from Diem himself, and by publicly pressuring the Saigon government in a way that made clear to South Vietnamese that Diem was isolated from his American ally. In addition, at several of his meetings (Documents 7, 19, 22) Kennedy had CIA briefings and led discussions based on the estimated balance between pro- and anti-coup forces in Saigon that leave no doubt the United States had a detailed interest in the outcome of a coup against Ngo Dinh Diem. The CIA also provided $42,000 in immediate support money to the plotters the morning of the coup, carried by Lucien Conein, an act prefigured in administration planning Document 17).

The ultimate effect of United States participation in the overthrow of Ngo Dinh Diem was to commit Washington to Saigon even more deeply. Having had a hand in the coup America had more responsibility for the South Vietnamese governments that followed Diem. That these military juntas were ineffectual in prosecuting the Vietnam war then required successively greater levels of involvement from the American side. The weakness of the Saigon government thus became a factor in U.S. escalations of the Vietnam war, leading to the major ground war that the administration of Lyndon B. Johnson opened in 1965.

Calling GWPDA or other qualified academics: without necessarily vouching for the article itself, is this website legit?


GravatarNow watch Agave pull a Walter Sobchak and rant about "prior restraint".


Gravatardave™ has double slanties.

It's the booze....


GravatarThe game remains delayed in Cleveland.


GravatarLet's face it, Agave, you hate teachers. That's fine with me, but don't call us tyrants because we set classroom policies.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 06.02.07 - 9:23 pm | #


Word.


GravatarPeople one on one in public can be Just as annoying. It's the SAME thing.


I've yet to sit near two people on a bus or on BART where they discuss the deepest details of their financial or sexual lives.

On the cell phone - all the time.


GravatarAnd for the record, I tell people chatting in class to get the fuck out, too. Don't fuck with everybody else's educational experience, you selfish motherfuckers.


GravatarThis is worse than the river catching fire. Can you imagine if this happened in the finals?


GravatarI've yet to sit near two people on a bus or on BART where they discuss the deepest details of their financial or sexual lives.

I should add - in a voice loud enough for me to hear.


GravatarLogically, it should be. But it's not. One sided cellphone conversations are just more annoying.
flory


I do hate it when they talk real loud, like they are the only ones in the airport, buss, whatever. But I really see this as some kinna general cell phone hate, by people that don't use them.

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GravatarNTodd, likewise. I don't waste my students' time; they better not waste mine.


Gravatar'How fucking stupid do you have to be to accept the lame-ass "Twinkie defense"?
Monica_A:Black & Crusading'

It is not a matter of stupidity -- it's a matter of homophobia (OK -- the two are not entirely unrelated)

BTW -- you can get an icon of Harvey Milk, Martyr (he has not been canonized by Rome, though -- probably not likely very soon...)


GravatarAnd why the fuck is the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland?


GravatarI've yet to sit near two people on a bus or on BART where they discuss the deepest details of their financial or sexual lives.

Indeed.

I think it's the psychic and physical distance between the conversants (is that even a fucking word?). It makes them feel like there's a Cone of Silence that preserves their privacy or something.


GravatarAnd for the record, I tell people chatting in class to get the fuck out, too. Don't fuck with everybody else's educational experience, you selfish motherfuckers.
NTodd, Chica's Next Ex | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 9:25 pm | #


Indeed. Anyone's cell phone goes off, they are out of the room and counted absent for the day.

Five absences = an F.

If they don't like it, tough shit.


GravatarWhence this tyrrany? Sure it starts easy with cell phones, but what next? Can we not evacuate bodily waste in your classroom? What if we want to stand up in the middle of a lecture about the nature of gravity and sing the Soviet national anthem? Do you not break regularly for rajio taiso anway? How can you be a teacher if you do not allow us to park our cars and those of our friends in your classroom? SAYUUUUUUUZ neruSHImy resPUBlikh svaBODnykh spotila naveki VELIKAYA RUSSSSS...


GravatarI really see this as some kinna general cell phone hate, by people that don't use them.

Then you're being an ass, Mr Solvent. I live by the cellphone.


GravatarI've yet to sit near two people on a bus or on BART where they discuss the deepest details of their financial or sexual lives.

My favorite cellphone moment, non-sexual, a woman charging through a crowded outdoor mall, screaming into her cell phone (I was a good distance away) :

...AND I'VE GOT SEVENTEEN THOUSAND DOLLARS IN CREDIT CARD DEBT.... I DON'T WANT THAT TO BE PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE, BY THE WAY....


GravatarWhy whoa? Public space, not your living room. Or car.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins

Bull shit!

I don't have a right to a conversation with another person on a phone or in person? I Know some can be annoying, but what is the real difference?
Just because the other person is not next to me, I can not talk to them?
People one on one in public can be Just as annoying. It's the SAME thing.

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Agave bin Laden | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 9:19 pm |


Yes, people in public w/o cell phones can be annoying.

But if you're in a classroom, or at work, or on a bus, or in a library or a store 'public', but not 'public', you don't have a right to it.

As for parks, it would be with in a city or town's jurisdiction to ban them. They're not likely to, but they could. Or they could alter noise ordinances to include cell yell.

YOU.DO.NOT.HAVE.A.RIGHT.TO.A.CELL.PHONE.


GravatarBut I really see this as some kinna general cell phone hate, by people that don't use them.

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Agave bin Laden | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 9:26 pm | #


Well, then, you're just wrong. I don't even use my landline anymore.


GravatarSAYUUUUUUUZ neruSHImy resPUBlikh svaBODnykh spotila naveki VELIKAYA RUSSSSS...

I thought I heard...

Heard what?

Singing. I thought I heard singing, Sir.


GravatarFive absences = an F.
That's stupid, people have jobs and other commitments. Especially at the shitty universities you teach at.


GravatarWhence this tyrrany? Sure it starts easy with cell phones, but what next? Can we not evacuate bodily waste in your classroom?

Okay. Time for the idiot response.


GravatarAnd why the fuck is the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland?
marv


Newark didn't want it.


GravatarIT'LL BE FUN: I'LL BRING MY DILDO!


GravatarHey bing, I make a lot of allowances for people who have real problems (not hangovers). So fuck off.


GravatarThat's stupid, people have jobs and other commitments. Especially at the shitty universities you teach at.

Then go where the academic standards are more reachable.


GravatarAnd why the fuck is the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland?
marv | 06.02.07 - 9:26 pm |

Has something to do with all these little chicks with crimson lips...they got the government by the short and culy or something, so if they claim a given locality "rocks," none dare say otherwise...


GravatarYOU.DO.NOT.HAVE.A.RIGHT.TO.A.CELL.PHONE.



This is just not true.



Yet.


GravatarWent for a dog walk earlier. Started to rain. A gentle sprinkle, but got soaked. Stopped as we neared home.

Now they wanna go out again.


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...AND I'VE GOT SEVENTEEN THOUSAND DOLLARS IN CREDIT CARD DEBT.... I DON'T WANT THAT TO BE PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE, BY THE WAY....




GravatarFive absences = an F.
That's stupid, people have jobs and other commitments. Especially at the shitty universities you teach at.
bing | 06.02.07 - 9:28 pm | #


Oddly, I don't really give a shit about your opinion of my pedagogical style, or your estimation of the institutions at which I choose to teach.


GravatarFive absences = an F.

School policy is 2 absences and I can kick 'em out of class, failing. I don't do that because I missed more classes than my entire student audience combined when I was in college. And I really don't care. I just don't want them fucking with my shit in the room.

Attendance is 20% of the grade, however. As is class participation. They don't show, they're pretty much fucked.


GravatarI'm sorry. I have to watch Will Farrell, now.


GravatarNow they wanna go out again.



Well, after all.... You made the water come down from the sky!
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GravatarDo you have to wear pants in class though?


GravatarThey are now using the public address system to announce the shot clock.


GravatarJust heard about Gilliard. Godspeed, Steve, and fuck the fucking Yankees.

(and a pre-emptive fuck you to Allen Butler - because Jerry Falwell is still roasting in Hell, you sorry son of a bitch)


GravatarNTodd, if they don't show, they don't get the material, and they're therefore fucked.

I have no sympathy for someone with a long string of absences who shows up in my office two days before the final. The people who show up aren't the ones whose situations have been serious, either.


GravatarFive absences = an F.

If they don't need to be in class, they don't need to be in school.


GravatarHey bing, I make a lot of allowances for people who have real problems (not hangovers). So fuck off.

Yeah, like the student I have who I gave an I so she could finish class this month because she had an emergency hospitalization, and she just had emergency surgery last week. Like I'm gonna fail her ass. Because I'm really mean and unreasonable.


Gravatartrifecta, I don't care about that. Kids show up in PJs in my early classes; so long as they can engage their brains, I don't care what's on their backs.


GravatarThen you're being an ass, Mr Solvent. I live by the cellphone.

I live by the river.

In a trailer.


GravatarYOU.DO.NOT.HAVE.A.RIGHT.TO.A.CELL.PHONE.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins


Dude, you have personal problem.

Luddite muck?

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GravatarOK -- it is late (in monk time) & I am outta here!

Have a joyous Trinity Sunday tomorrow, bats!


GravatarNTodd, if they don't show, they don't get the material, and they're therefore fucked.

Yup. That's why I don't give a shit if they miss or not. My paycheck ain't based on how many people fail.


GravatarWell, after all.... You made the water come down from the sky!

And now this bitch is looking at me like it is my fault she has to go out but refuses to.


GravatarLuddite muck?

much?

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GravatarIt's funny how many Luddites and Amish hang out here.


GravatarYOU.DO.NOT.HAVE.A.RIGHT.TO.A.CELL.PHONE.

This is just not true.

Yet.
smalfish, tinfoil hatted | 06.02.07 - 9:30 pm |


Sadly, I think you're correct.

In theory, cell phones are fine idea. There are times when the bus has broken down on the way to work, I would have loved to have one so I could call my boss and let her know. Or if your car breaks down. Or if your plane's delayed in taking off, etc.

But for the most part, people seem to use it to yell loudly into a small device, and share with the world their life. You want to share your life, go on Jerry Springer. Don't bother me with it.


GravatarYup. That's why I don't give a shit if they miss or not. My paycheck ain't based on how many people fail.
NTodd, Chica's Next Ex | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 9:34 pm | #


I always make that very clear on day one. I want them to succeed, but if they choose not to, it doesn't hurt me at all.


GravatarWhile sitting stopped at traffic lights, I've almost been rear-ended twice by people talking on cell phones while driving. That screech of rubber as they hit the brakes at the last second is not reassuring.

Once, while stopped at a traffic light, the woman in the car in the lane next to me WAS hit from behind by another person talking on a cell phone. They should definitely be banned from use while driving.


GravatarThere are a very few classes where we would be sympathetic to agave's point about flexibility, but this is because the gist of the class is an enormous amount of work done outside, and the class lectures are either because of the teacher or the material or both totally useless. There aren't many classes like that though, but there are programs with testing-out or similar options if you want. James Woods graduated from MIT like that, acting in plays most of his time, then showing up for finals. They don't allow that any more.


Gravatar"I don't waste my students' time; they better not waste mine."

Haha, remember when Spicoli ordered pizza to class and Mr. Hand ate it? Godd times.


GravatarI once had a student who missed almost every Friday and a lot of Mondays (MWF class) because her boyfriend was at a campus a hundred miles away and didn't have a car (cause his dad was like, a total dick...she liked to chat before class started and figured the old fat guy arranging papers up at the desk couldn't hear 'cause he was like, at least thirty). I pointed out the damage to her semester grade about three weeks before the final. She was shocked. On her class evaluation, she wrote in all caps, THE INSTRUCTOR SHOULD CLEARLY STATE HIS ATTENDENCE POLICY ON THE SYLLABLE!!


GravatarScene in Godfather now where Sonny gets ventilated.


GravatarOnly drug dealers and doctors really need cell phones for the most part. For the rest of us it is a convenience.


GravatarI always make that very clear on day one.

I don't, only because I'm conducting a Darwinistic experiment to create psychic networking professionals.


GravatarI was thinking about Woodstock this morning for some reason (no, I wasn't there).

Wouldn't have been the same if everyone there had cell phones and wireless internet, would it?


GravatarHaha, remember when Spicoli ordered pizza to class and Mr. Hand ate it?

Yup. And my fucking students don't bring me pizza, so I fail them all.


GravatarBut for the most part, people seem to use it to yell loudly into a small device, and share with the world their life. You want to share your life, go on Jerry Springer. Don't bother me with it.


I agree. Although, I tend to use a louder voice on my cell phone for a number of reasons, tops being shitty service we are all afforded. I guess I should also add that I am relaying information and need to be sure that information is correct.


Gravatar"Only drug dealers and doctors really need cell phones for the most part. For the rest of us it is a convenience."

How come when I say that, it's a BAD thing?????


GravatarJim, yeah, that happens. Every semester, you get some who think Mondays and Fridays are optional.


GravatarYou made the water come down from the sky!

When does it rain in this state?
It's so dry here, my eyeballs have cracks in them.


GravatarWouldn't have been the same if everyone there had cell phones and wireless internet, would it?
SteveLG


They could have done a blogpost about the brown acid.


Gravatar...AND I'VE GOT SEVENTEEN THOUSAND DOLLARS IN CREDIT CARD DEBT.... I DON'T WANT THAT TO BE PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE, BY THE WAY....

I usually ride a bus from BART to my home when I work in SF. It's one of those "motorcoach" busses with two upholstered, high-backed seats on each side of the aisle. Nice, but the back of the seat in front of you is pretty close.

People get on their cell phones and you hear fucking everything. I don't care if you're talking about what time you're getting home or what's for dinner, but your brother's drug addicition? How you're gonna fuck your girlfriend tonight?

What I esp. like are deep, detailed discussions about workplace problems, including names, departments, and companies. I once thought about calling someone at a place I had no other connection with to tell her what her co-workers thought of her. I could have tracked her down in an instant.


GravatarWouldn't have been the same if everyone there had cell phones and wireless internet, would it?

The last one had ATMs so people could buy souvenir t-shirts.


GravatarGood grief - the MSGOP talking heads are creaming in their pants over the JFK Airport thing.

The things these people get off on....


GravatarOnce, while stopped at a traffic light, the woman in the car in the lane next to me WAS hit from behind by another person talking on a cell phone. They should definitely be banned from use while driving.
Toonscribe


California is banning the use of hand-held cellphones while driving some time next year. That cannot happen soon enough; it should have happened five years ago. And I think the hands-free gizmos (Bluetooth or what have you) are no better. People are still going to be on the phone and distracted.


GravatarOn her class evaluation, she wrote in all caps, THE INSTRUCTOR SHOULD CLEARLY STATE HIS ATTENDENCE POLICY ON THE SYLLABLE!!

Did she attach the syllable as support for her argument?


Gravatar
Scene in Godfather now where Sonny gets ventilated.


Don Corleone: Tattaglia's a pimp. He never could've out-fought Santino. But I didn't know until this day that it was Barzini all along.


GravatarYou know who was a perfesser who prolly has an opinion about cell phones and attendance but who has not yet weighed in is that Black guy.


GravatarBut for the most part, people seem to use it to yell loudly into a small device, and share with the world their life. You want to share your life, go on Jerry Springer. Don't bother me with it.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins


They have served me well. I love that Melissa can call me when she locks herself out of her call with ease, or I run outta gas. But some are fools even in one on one conversation in public. Ban that?

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Gravatar"Yup. And my fucking students don't bring me pizza, so I fail them all."

My calculus teacher used to go in my lunch bag and steal cookies. He still failed me. Twice. I gave up.


GravatarI tend to use a louder voice on my cell phone for a number of reasons, tops being shitty service we are all afforded.

Yes, we all do. It's the nature of the device. Which means if you were a nice person, you'd have some goddamned common courtesy to not talk thus next to me in a restaurant whilst giving me a reacharound.


GravatarOnly drug dealers and doctors really need cell phones for the most part. For the rest of us it is a convenience.
trifecta | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 9:37 pm | #


Ahem.

8:22 PM. You owe me a shot.


GravatarHow come when I say that, it's a BAD thing?????
AnnieAngel


Because you are a gender and sexuality confused guy who trolls a blog hoping that people are confused by your character, and not concerned that your homosexual tendencies are being repressed and your twisted nature might cause you to lash out against yourself and society due to your psychological pain.


GravatarHow come when I say that, it's a BAD thing?????

Do you have a cute little baby daughter like trifecta?


Gravatar(and a pre-emptive fuck you to Allen Butler - because Jerry Falwell is still roasting in Hell, you sorry son of a bitch)
Buzz Bomb




Sucking Torquemada's cock, I'm sure.


Gravatarfuck

Call=car

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Gravatarror. I will give you a shot of Aquavit.


GravatarWoody Allen is quoted variously as saying 70, 80, or 90 percent of success in life is showing up. So yes, attendance counts.


GravatarRaise my Glass to Toast
The Life of Steve Gilliard

For his Passionate Beliefs
The Search for Truth
For the GOOD Fight


GravatarOnly drug dealers and doctors really need cell phones for the most part.

Actually, all they need are pagers.


GravatarYOU.DO.NOT.HAVE.A.RIGHT.TO.A.CELL.PHONE.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins

Dude, you have personal problem.

Luddite muck?

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Agave bin Laden | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 9:33 pm |


Dude? (Checks under tank top. Nope, they're still there).

It's not a Luddite thing, it's a manners thing. And, no you really don't have a right to a cell phone, sorry. You might like to tell yourself that, but you don't. Rights vs. privilege.

Am I taking personally? I'm sick of being nearly run over by people who were too busy on their cells to pay attention. I'm sick of hearing cell yell, and ring tones. There's a responsiblity that comes with these little toys: How you use or misuse it affects other people.


GravatarEveryone with a cell phone is a moron because the FBI can surveil you with that shit even if it's off. Go ahead and criticize the government on your cell.


GravatarBut some are fools even in one on one conversation in public. Ban that?

I don't recall anybody here saying they wanted to ban that. But being in a society means sometimes you can FUCKING PUT YOUR DILDO CONVERSATION DOWN FOR ONE GODDAMNED MINUTE so you don't annoy other people. Especially when you're in MY FUCKING CLASSROOM.

PERHAPS WE NEED TO CALL YOU ON YOUR CELL AND YELL INTO IT SO YOU UNDERSTAND?


GravatarDude, you have personal problem.

Hate to add fuel but you all do realise that the shouting into the cell phone business is now fully established as standard behavior within Cubeland? I share a four-cube (low separating panels), with another four-cube attached, and I swear to Chuy each and every person on the phone is projecting as tho they were on the Circle Line. This is not something that is either necessary or desirable, given 'landline' technology, and it is certainly intrusive, offensive and actually a business impediment. It's real difficult to conduct a conference call with Oz when your cubemate has decided that their conference call should be on speaker....


GravatarJim, yeah, that happens. Every semester, you get some who think Mondays and Fridays are optional.
Sallyh,


yeah, the ones not quite ready to be on their own. I'm sure she flunked out or got the plug pulled by her parents within a semester or two, and I'm one of the assholes she blamed for it.

I'm okay with that.


GravatarUmmm Snow.. He is a baby dude. Just saying. Here is a picture Littlest trifecta looks boyish I think.


GravatarBecause you are a gender and sexuality confused guy who trolls a blog hoping that people are confused by your character, and not concerned that your homosexual tendencies are being repressed and your twisted nature might cause you to lash out against yourself and society due to your psychological pain.

SNAP!


Gravatarror. I will give you a shot of Aquavit.
trifecta | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 9:41 pm | #


I love that stuff! It's right up there with Lockstetter, as digestives go.


GravatarTrifecta needs more fiber in his diet. He's obviously constipated.


Gravatar...some are fools even in one on one conversation in public. Ban that?

I'm all ears.


Gravatar Everyone with a cell phone is a moron because the FBI can surveil you with that shit even if it's off. Go ahead and criticize the government on your cell.

How many agents they have working on that? How many people on cell phones who hate Bush? I like my odds.


GravatarGo ahead and criticize the government on your cell.

I do. And on my blog. And in e-mail. And at McDonald's. So the fuck what?

Are you a fucking pussy?


GravatarThe Luddites had no problem with technology; they objected to class warfare, the use of the mill to exterminate what had been the main way of life for multitudes, to concentrate wealth in the hands of mill owners.


GravatarWhat happened at JFK?


GravatarWhile sitting stopped at traffic lights, I've almost been rear-ended twice by people talking on cell phones while driving. That screech of rubber as they hit the brakes at the last second is not reassuring.



I really hate driving while talking on the phone, yet all too often I find myself doing it. I can do either pretty well, but cannot do both at the same time very well at all.


I like to watch other drivers as I drive. The other day I was coming off a red light and watched the other direction drivers. I was amazed at how many people were talking on the phone. It truly stunned me. I estimated that about three quarters of that set of drivers was on the phucking phone.


Gravatarror. I will give you a shot of Aquavit.
trifecta


See if I caraway.



(starts pun war, runs away)


GravatarTrifecta needs more fiber in his diet. He's obviously constipated.

Always with the anal with this one...


Gravatar
Good grief - the MSGOP talking heads are creaming in their pants over the JFK Airport thing.



They want to give their Sith lord a rallying around talking point.

President Bush saved us from those really really scary terra-ists!


GravatarAre you a fucking pussy?
NTodd, Chica's Next Ex | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 9:43 pm |

Yes. Wait a minute, what does the "a" mean?


GravatarTodd, you make me hot when you talk like that.


GravatarUmmm Snow.. He is a baby dude. Just saying. Here is a picture Littlest trifecta looks boyish I think.

Um, I may have confused you with that other dude, whom I won't name for fear of being wrong again. My bad.


GravatarHow about something nice for a change. Just finished a bowl of the first local strawberries of the season - fantastic. (I remember why I made the vow not to eat the store-bought ones that are red on the outside and white in the middle)

We got them from a FARMER at the FARMERS' MARKET this morning. They were great.


GravatarHere's the opening paragraph at MSNBC.com

NEW YORK - Four Muslim men were foiled from carrying out a plot to destroy John F. Kennedy International Airport, kill thousands of people and trigger an economic catastrophe by blowing up a jet fuel artery that runs through populous residential neighborhoods, authorities said Saturday.

Whenever another terrorist attack occurs in the US, martial law will be declared! If not by the White House then by the MSM.
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GravatarGo ahead and criticize the government on your cell.

I criticize the government's policies everywhere and every chance I get, and that includes my classroom. I don't need to preach. The statistics indicate it more damningly than I ever could on my own.


GravatarDoes somebody want to be as Mike Jones was to Ted Haggard for Shoelimpy already?

Perhaps he and Chris Matthews can hook up, and pretend it didn't happen in the morning.


GravatarWhat happened at JFK?
HoneyBearKelly


The latest group of Keystone Terrorists whose plot was discovered by old-fashioned police work and none of whom were from the Middle East, much less Iraq, which proves we need to torture Iraqis to fight them there or they'll come over here.

(cookie this, HaloFuck)


GravatarOnly drug dealers and doctors really need cell phones for the most part. For the rest of us it is a convenience.
trifecta


What?!!!!

We have no home phone. Gave it up.

We get free long distance and that is most of our calls. Melissa's family in NM, mine in OH. And we after that just call each other.


Get with the times.


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GravatarEveryone with a cell phone is a moron because the FBI can surveil you with that shit even if it's off. Go ahead and criticize the government on your cell.
enelysion | 06.02.07 - 9:42 pm | #


Oh, now that's just stupid.


GravatarAnd I think the hands-free gizmos (Bluetooth or what have you) are no better

Every study I've seen about the subject says there's basically no difference between hand-held and hands-free phones. It's the act of talking on the phone that is distracting. I firmly believe the brain works differently when you're talking to someone you can't see (vs having a conversation with a person next to you). I think that's why people feel like they've entered the "cone of silence" mentioned earlier when talking on cell phones in public spaces.


GravatarI guess I'm the only guy that tries to keep his voice down on the cell.

Because I don't want other people to hear me.

Is that weird?


GravatarBut for the most part, people seem to use it to yell loudly into a small device, and share with the world their life. You want to share your life, go on Jerry Springer. Don't bother me with it.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins

They have served me well. I love that Melissa can call me when she locks herself out of her call with ease, or I run outta gas. But some are fools even in one on one conversation in public. Ban that?

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Agave bin Laden | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 9:40 pm


You're in one of your obtuse moods, aren't you?


GravatarGive me a break. I'm not anti cell phone. I parented by cell phone for years. Still do.


GravatarI was amazed at how many people were talking on the phone. It truly stunned me. I estimated that about three quarters of that set of drivers was on the phucking phone.
smalfish, tinfoil hatted


This astonishes me, too. I'm convinced that a significant number of people have decided that the time they spend driving is the perfect time to make all their phone calls, because they're not "doing anything else." Except that you're, you know, DRIVING, ya fucks.


GravatarStrawberries,see !
Instantly You guys make me
Hungry!



GravatarJust finished a bowl of the first local strawberries of the season - fantastic.

DUDE, THE GOVERNMENT IS TRACKING THOSE STRAWBERRIES! Tim McVeigh? Loved strawberries! He was like a Swede temporarily forgetting about death with his strawberries!


GravatarWhat happened at JFK?

Nothing. A "terrorist" plot was foiled.


GravatarFour Muslim men were foiled from carrying out a plot to destroy John F. Kennedy International Airport, kill thousands of people and trigger an economic catastrophe by blowing up a jet fuel artery that runs through populous residential neighborhoods, authorities said Saturday.

Are those the same authorities who said the "plot" was "completely unfeasible"? Or have they whisked those guys off to the cornfield already???


GravatarAh.

Thanks.

So really nothing happened at JFK just some people that wish something would.


GravatarEveryone with a cell phone is a moron because the FBI can surveil you with that shit even if it's off. Go ahead and criticize the government on your cell.



I love saying the word bomb on my cell.


GravatarEveryone with a cell phone is a moron because the FBI can surveil you with that shit even if it's off. Go ahead and criticize the government on your cell.
enelysion | 06.02.07 - 9:42 pm


Take the battery out.


Gravatar
Every study I've seen about the subject says there's basically no difference between hand-held and hands-free phones. It's the act of talking on the phone that is distracting.


This is true.

And driving while talking on the phone is statistically about as likely to cause an accident as drinking and driving.


GravatarI guess I'm the only guy that tries to keep his voice down on the cell.

Because I don't want other people to hear me.

Is that weird?
dave™©


I go outside when I get a call on mine. Wherever I am - work, a restaurant, someone else's house. I just think it's polite (well that, and I wouldn't want my co-workers to overhear some of my personal calls! Yikes!)


GravatarThose bluetooth things are worse than cell phones. I always think people are tlaking to me, and they are on their stupid phone and then when I turn to look at them, they look at me as if I'm the one being rude.

It's fun to bodycheck them.


GravatarTake the battery out.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins | 06.02.07 - 9:49 pm |

Indeed.


GravatarIs this where I go to sign up to help bring down the white Christian power structure?


GravatarI guess I'm the only guy that tries to keep his voice down on the cell.

Because I don't want other people to hear me.

Is that weird?
dave™©

No.
I walk outside at work.
But a hate annoying ring tones at work.


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GravatarI firmly believe the brain works differently when you're talking to someone you can't see (vs having a conversation with a person next to you). I think that's why people feel like they've entered the "cone of silence" mentioned earlier when talking on cell phones in public spaces.
Toonscribe |


Exactly correct. If someone is sitting next to you in the car and you stop talking they recognize the reason why - turning, signaling or being distracted momentarily. However on the phone your silence is misinterpreted like those commercials where the phone drops out. There are no visual cues when talking over the phone.
It is different.
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GravatarThose bluetooth things are worse than cell phones. I always think people are tlaking to me, and they are on their stupid phone and then when I turn to look at them, they look at me as if I'm the one being rude.

I've learned to look for the flashing blue light.


Gravatar Is this where I go to sign up to help bring down the white Christian power structure?

We're only taking down the Quakers here. You want Daily Kos.


GravatarEvery study I've seen about the subject says there's basically no difference between hand-held and hands-free phones. It's the act of talking on the phone that is distracting.

This is true.

And driving while talking on the phone is statistically about as likely to cause an accident as drinking and driving.
rorschach, futon djinn | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 9:49 pm


Or playing with the radio/cd player. Or turning around to talk/yell at the people in the back seat.


GravatarWhenever another terrorist attack occurs in the US, martial law will be declared! If not by the White House then by the MSM.


Every story they get to announce like this brings them one step closer.


GravatarEveryone with a cell phone is a moron because the FBI can surveil you with that shit even if it's off. Go ahead and criticize the government on your cell.
enelysion | 06.02.07 - 9:42 pm


I don't, and what are you planning?


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GravatarMy new cell phone number was assigned a bit of an unsavory number. For months I was being asked when so and so could expect their money. And recorded messages about some dude being scheduled for release from prison.

Haven't gotten any like that lately.


GravatarI will admit though, sometimes it's fun to eavesdrop on people who are fighting with whoever is on the other end of the phone.


GravatarIs this where I go to sign up to help bring down the white Christian power structure?
Jim Saye | 06.02.07 - 9:50 pm |

How quickly can you eat a baby? To be in our group, you have to really hate the WCPS.


GravatarIt's fun to bodycheck them.

Bullshit.


GravatarOr turning around to talk/yell at the people in the back seat.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins


My mom did that for 25 years and never had an accident!


GravatarThose bluetooth things are worse than cell phones.

Maybe I'll change in the future but when I see one of those blue tooth ear units I think 'flaming asshole'.
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GravatarWhy am I agreeing with Annieangel?


GravatarI firmly believe the brain works differently when you're talking to someone you can't see (vs having a conversation with a person next to you).

Apparently it does. I used to maintain that cellphones in cars were no more distracting than having a normal conversation with a passenger. But a recent study (I'd have to look for the cite) and others suggest that's not the case. Most likely because we evolved in an environment where there was no delay and other non-verbal cues, so processing is different when talking to a disembodied voice in the Magic Box.


GravatarFor months I was being asked when so and so could expect their money. And recorded messages about some dude being scheduled for release from prison.

Haven't gotten any like that lately.


Oh, they finally executed him?


GravatarWhenever another terrorist attack occurs in the US, martial law will be declared! If not by the White House then by the MSM

Wasn't there a signing statement about this exact subject a month or two ago by GWB?


GravatarWhy am I agreeing with Annieangel?

Those lovely legs and the sweet, sweet holy spot in between?


GravatarI very confident I'll never have one of those earpiece things. Unless I go into the bomb demolition bidness or something like that.


GravatarMy new cell phone number was assigned a bit of an unsavory number. For months I was being asked when so and so could expect their money. And recorded messages about some dude being scheduled for release from prison.

Haven't gotten any like that lately.
MP


My land line gets calls from collection agencies for several deadbeats who've apparently used the number, then ditched it when the collection calls got too numerous. It's gotten so bad I might just ditch it myself and use my cell phone only.


GravatarTake the battery out.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins | 06.02.07 - 9:49 pm |

Indeed.
enelysion


I'm sure the FBI is interested in what Melissa and I are having for dinner or what an ass I was last nite, ect.

You guys for real?

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GravatarWhat's bullshit? I love to give a subtle yet hard body check to the women who cut me off in line, or who stand in the middle of the aisle yapping on their phones. The trick is to act as if nothing happened and to just keep walking while they say owwww and rub their shoulder. Funny stuff.


GravatarOh, they finally executed him?
NTodd, Chica's Next Ex


My number evidently was the wife, or girfriend of the convict's former number. And really recently former.


GravatarTodd loves me again.


GravatarWhy am I agreeing with Annieangel?

Those lovely legs and the sweet, sweet holy spot in between?
NTodd, Chica's Next Ex


His hairy anus?


GravatarI'm sure the FBI is interested in what Melissa and I are having for dinner or what an ass I was last nite, ect.

You guys for real?


Ah yes, the corollary to "if you've done nothing wrong, you've got nothing to hide." And of course you're ignoring the fact that the Federal Government wants to maintain strict control over Universal Solvents.


Gravatar.
Agave bin Laden | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 9:55 pm |

Yes and no. On the one hand, it's hard to believe the FBI would surveil anyone who didn't need it. On the other hand, it's hard to believe they followed James Baldwin so closely (mispelling his nam frequently).


GravatarApparently it does. I used to maintain that cellphones in cars were no more distracting than having a normal conversation with a passenger.


I tend not to have just random conversations on the phone. When I use it, it's almost always about money (business). And that shit takes a lot of concentration for me. When it gets to complicated I either call back or pull over. I expect other people to as well, but it's apparent that most people are just talking shit on their phones.


GravatarUniversal Solvents? Slowly I turn, step by step...


GravatarTake the battery out.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins | 06.02.07 - 9:49 pm |

Indeed.
enelysion


I'm sure the FBI is interested in what Melissa and I are having for dinner or what an ass I was last nite, ect.

You guys for real?

.
Agave bin Laden | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 9:55 pm


Semi.

If certain agencies want to trace/bug you using your cell phone, they can even when the phone is off. Though not, at least not now, when the battery is out.

Odds are, no, the NSA is not interested in finding out conversations you and Melissa are having.


GravatarAh yes, the corollary to "if you've done nothing wrong, you've got nothing to hide."

It's why Karl Rove has so enthusiastically agreed to testify under oath to Congress.
"I've done nothing wrong!"
.


GravatarI expect other people to as well, but it's apparent that most people are just talking shit on their phones.

It's funny that more and more I'm seeing people pulled over on the shoulder, talking on the phone. Some people have internalized the idea, but not enough methinks.


GravatarI very confident I'll never have one of those earpiece things. Unless I go into the bomb demolition bidness or something like that.


Gah. I used on of those things for a couple weeks. It just about wore a hole in my ear. I gave up on it.


Gravatar
Odds are, no, the NSA is not interested in finding out conversations you and Melissa are having.


I'd bet Agave's life on it.


GravatarEveryone with a cell phone is a moron because the FBI can surveil you with that shit even if it's off. Go ahead and criticize the government on your cell.
enelysion | 06.02.07 - 9:42 pm | #

Oh, now that's just stupid.
rorschach, futon djinn


Yeah, it is.

Those assholes WANT us all to live in fear.

Ain't doin' it - sorry!


GravatarI tend not to have just random conversations on the phone.

Me neither. Like the dude in Office Space put it, it's usually "dealing with the goddamned customer".


GravatarI like the line where people say 'sure talking on the phone while driving is dangerous, but I know how to do it.'
.


GravatarI'm craving macaroni and cheese. Anyone else?


GravatarOdds are, no, the NSA is not interested in finding out conversations you and Melissa are having.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins


True. So what is the point about cell phones?

.


GravatarI'm craving macaroni and cheese. Anyone else?

I wasn't until just now. But I just put some Shake'n'Bake chicken in the oven.


GravatarI'm craving macaroni and cheese. Anyone else?
Monica_A:Black & Crusading | 06.02.07 - 10:03 pm |


Why yes. Are you using Tena's recipe?


Gravatar
Those assholes WANT us all to live in fear.

Ain't doin' it - sorry!
Terry C - End Bush's War Now! | 06.02.07 - 10:01 pm | #


Exactly. My cell phone is right next to me, and I just hollered something unmistakeably threatening...

And yet, my door has not been kicked in.

Shocking, but true.


GravatarMacaroni and cheese is disgusting. However, it is possible to do decent chilimac (or what the Russians call "naval macaroni").


GravatarTrue. So what is the point about cell phones?

You really need a class on civil liberties and basic security practices.


GravatarI love to give a subtle yet hard body check to the women who cut me off in line, or who stand in the middle of the aisle yapping on their phones.




Allen knows thatif he did it to a guy, he'd get his ass kicked.


GravatarNew Frank Rich if anyone is interested: (you just might be)

http://home.comcast.net/~veritas...s20001/ rich.htm


GravatarI'm craving macaroni and cheese. Anyone else?
Monica_A:Black & Crusading | 06.02.07 - 10:03 pm | #


We're having lemon, herb, and lotsa-garlic chicken tonight.


GravatarI'd bet Agave's life on it.
NTodd, Chica's Next Ex


It's agave.


.


Gravatarthe FBI can surveil you with that shit even if it's off. Go ahead and criticize the government on your cell.
enelysion


If they follow up every "Fuck Bush" that goes over the air, the FBI's gonna need a huge influx of personnel.


GravatarI'm craving macaroni and cheese. Anyone else?
Monica_A:Black & Crusading


That does sound good.


GravatarOdds are, no, the NSA is not interested in finding out conversations you and Melissa are having.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins

True. So what is the point about cell phones?
.
Agave bin Laden | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 10:03 pm


The point being that if you, for some reason, thought that your cell was being bugged, just take out the battery.

http://lauren.vortex.com/archive...ive/ 000202.html


GravatarMy attorney is paranoid, he cracks me up. This is right from his emails...
CONFIDENTIAL ATTORNEY CLIENT PRIVILEGED COMMUNICATION, NOT NATIONAL SECURITY RELATED AND NOT FOR REVIEW BY NSA, FBI, OR ANY OTHER PERSON OR GOVERNMENT ENTITY.


GravatarSo what is the point about cell phones?

.
Agave bin Laden | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 10:03 pm |

That it's within the realm of possibility, not that we are already at the Prison Planet stage yet. So if you want to be as safe as possible you'll signal with e-mails containing lots of spam filter trips.


Gravatar I'm craving macaroni and cheese. Anyone else?

Uh, no thanks.


GravatarShake 'n' Bake is still being manufactured? Did you halp?
.


Gravatar"Macaroni and cheese is disgusting"


Says who?


GravatarActually, Terry, Allen is 250 pounds, 6'2" of Vikingness, crowds part for him. No one gets in front of Shoelimpy.


GravatarIf they follow up every "Fuck Bush" that goes over the air, the FBI's gonna need a huge influx of personnel.
MP


Especially these days.


GravatarTrue. So what is the point about cell phones?

Cell phones are a great technological boon, but it must be used with respect to other people. When I receive a call on my cell I excuse myself and take the call in private. It's not fair to subject a stranger to my conversation. There isn't a problem with cell phones per se. It's the way cell phones are used and abused that gets people all pissed off. My son is allowed to carry a cell phone at school, but there is no texting, no calling and no answering during class time.


GravatarActually, Terry, Allen is 250 pounds, 6'2" of Vikingness, crowds part for him. No one gets in front of Shoelimpy.
annieangel



"Dear Penthouse Forum.........."


GravatarThis explains a few things.


GravatarIt's agave.

Agave bin Laden


Odd that your nick is init-capped.


GravatarANYONE can monitor your cell phone conversations. You just need a scanner with an 800 band.

Sheesh.


GravatarActually, Terry, Allen is 250 pounds, 6'2" of Vikingness, crowds part for him. No one gets in front of Shoelimpy.
annieangel


No, they get behind him. But do they give him reacharounds?


GravatarNot making it right now. It's 10:00 pm.


GravatarTrue. So what is the point about cell phones?

You really need a class on civil liberties and basic security practices.
NTodd, Chica's Next Ex


How so?
Normal phone calls were monitored by NSA.

.


GravatarI've learned to look for the flashing blue light.

That means a sale, right?


GravatarDidn't know Vikings had greasy hair and wore oversized glasses.


GravatarNot making it right now. It's 10:00 pm.
Monica_A:Black & Crusading | 06.02.07 - 10:09 pm


Tease!


GravatarI should commit Hari Kari, cause I burnt the bacon. Was gonna have BLT, put the bacon on, then went out to walk the dogs. Took too long, heard the smoke alarm when I was a couple hundred ft. away. Got back to find charcoal.

Ba'al forgive me.


GravatarNo, they get behind him. But do they give him reacharounds?
James



Er....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!


GravatarAll the foods sound great
But I still have to sleep
Tonight,so they will have
To wait,Thank You for the
Ideas tho


GravatarGregory, Todd and Mitchell join Mr. Potatohead on his CNBC show now for a mindless drivel contest.

Russert and Gregory drivel well together. Watch for more of this.
-


GravatarTook too long, heard the smoke alarm when I was a couple hundred ft. away. Got back to find charcoal.

Not a problem - give it here!


GravatarMost likely because we evolved in an environment where there was no delay and other non-verbal cues, so processing is different when talking to a disembodied voice in the Magic Box.

Exactly. It takes a different level and type of concentration.

I liken it to some things I've read about news and combat cameramen -- staring through the eye-piece on the camera, it's as though that becomes reality and they feel that the other reality (the one where bullets are flying ot whatever) can't really touch them.

BTW -- there was an NBC reporter and cameraman with the Ryan group when they were gunned down in Guyana. The cameraman filmed the attack -- until he was shot and dropped the camera on the ground. The footage is chilling.


GravatarAllen is 250 pounds, 6'2" of Vikingness, crowds part for him.

You are? They do?

So you're saying when you're in the dress, there's no way anyone's gonna mistake you for anything but a dude.

That's cool. Some guys dig that. Nothing wrong with it.


Gravatar"So many Fort Lewis soldiers are being killed in Iraq the Army base will no longer hold individual memorial services.

Starting next month Fort Lewis says it will hold one memorial a month for all the dead soldiers
.

Support our Troops, except well, when they’re dead and can’t be speaking(sic) for themselves. The 1600 Crew way."


GravatarOoops.
.


Gravatar
How so?
Normal phone calls were monitored by NSA.


You know what? It's really not worth arguing with you right now. You're being as fucking stupid as you were about solvents. Really.

You don't want to listen. You admitted you hate teachers, which really launched this whole thing. If you want to be obtuse and an ass, go for it. Right now, you're a troll to me. I'd rather talk to annie.


GravatarCome sit by me, baby.


GravatarOdd that your nick is init-capped.
NTodd, Chica's Next Ex


What do you mean by that?

When I first got on the internet, I typed in all lower case, Like Olaf, eg.

Just retained the nick..

.


GravatarNo, they get behind him. But do they give him reacharounds?
James

only if they have reaallly long arms.


GravatarStarting next month Fort Lewis says it will hold one memorial a month for all the dead soldiers.

Maybe they can just bulldoze them all into a common grave.


GravatarOK I'm about open a Ben and Jerry's "Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream Ice Cream with Fudge Covered Waffle Cone Pieces & a Caramel Swirl"


.


GravatarOdd that your nick is init-capped.
NTodd, Chica's Next Ex

What do you mean by that?


I mean you say 'agave' to correct me, but right now it's 'Agave' in your nick. It seems you live by a double standard, Mr Solvent.


GravatarI'd rather talk to annie.
NTodd, Chica's Next Ex | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 10:13 pm | #


That's going a bit far, but Agave is being particularly obtuse tonight, 'tis true.


GravatarTime for a new thread.


GravatarTook too long, heard the smoke alarm when I was a couple hundred ft. away. Got back to find charcoal.

Not a problem - give it here!
The Dogs


Yeah!
(Eddy


Bacon needs constant attention.

.


GravatarNot a problem - give it here!
The Dogs

They ain't that disparate. They get fresh bones everyday.


GravatarBTW, here's another picture of Gilliard.

Posted at the News Blog.


GravatarRalph Fiennes pronounces his first name Raife. This makes me more sympathetic when Shoelimpy pronounces his name AnnieAngel.


GravatarThat's going a bit far, but Agave is being particularly obtuse tonight, 'tis true.
rorschach, futon djinn


Am not.

.


Gravatar"So many Fort Lewis soldiers are being killed in Iraq the Army base will no longer hold individual memorial services.

An undergraduate student I know, an Iraq War vet, got some sort of medal every time he played Amazing Grace on the bagpipes at some memorial service while in Iraq.
Honest.
.


GravatarI'm out of work, I'm on a two-day-so-far bender, my wife is hot, and there's chicken in the oven.

Things are good at the moment.

That is all.


GravatarThat's going a bit far, but Agave is being particularly obtuse tonight, 'tis true.

You know me and hyperbole.

Ralph Fiennes pronounces his first name Raife.

So did Ralph Vaughan Williams.


GravatarOK I'm about open a Ben and Jerry's "Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream Ice Cream with Fudge Covered Waffle Cone Pieces & a Caramel Swirl"


.
Agent Orange


My neighbor was kind enough to give me some of the chicken they had barbecued.

Too hot too cook and it was too hot to eat earlier.


GravatarThat's going a bit far, but Agave is being particularly obtuse tonight, 'tis true.

You know me and hyperbole.


I've always of you as more asymptotic.


GravatarI dunno, I guess maybe it ain't worth the effort for the Rich column then. At least I thought it interesting.


GravatarHey, if trashing me will stop this lame fight, go for it.


GravatarSorry - too hot TO cook.



Hey, what's the story with Tena?

I haven't seen her around these parts in at least a week.


GravatarYou don't want to listen... If you want to be obtuse and an ass, go for it. Right now, you're a troll to me. I'd rather talk to annie.
NTodd, Chica's Next Ex | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 10:13 pm |


Can I claim a fizzy drink:

Agave bin Laden | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 9:40 pm

You're in one of your obtuse moods, aren't you?
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins | 06.02.07 - 9:46 pm |


GravatarAgent Orange,does that go with wine ?


Gravatardunno, I guess maybe it ain't worth the effort for the Rich column then. At least I thought it interesting.
DWD - Dirty Fucking Hippy


OOPs I went to get the ice cream and read Rich. I'll go check it out.
Thanks.
.


GravatarI've always of you as more asymptotic.

I do indeed have limits.


GravatarGod Dammit!


It's "a"gave!!!!!!!!!!




dog walk time.


.


GravatarCell phones are a great technological boon, but it must be used with respect to other people.

That's it. Same with automobiles, e-mail, any new technology. That some people who act like dicks in their cell phone use, doesn't make all cell phone subscribers assholes, like the poster upthread posited.


GravatarActually, Terry, Allen is 250 pounds, 6'2" of Vikingness, crowds part for him. No one gets in front of Shoelimpy.
annieangel


Suck my dick, you piece of shit.


GravatarCell phones are a great technological boon, but it must be used with respect to other people.

Very difficult to hit on a chick when she's being interrupted by phone calls.


Gravatar
I do indeed have limits.
NTodd, Chica's Next Ex | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 10:22 pm | #


And a nice para bolas.


GravatarCell phones are a great technological boon, but it must be used with respect to other people.

That's it. Same with automobiles, e-mail, any new technology. That some people who act like dicks in their cell phone use, doesn't make all cell phone subscribers assholes, like the poster upthread posited.
MP


I refuse to shout into my cell phone. If the person on the other hand insists they can't hear me, I just tell them that I will call them back when I get to a "regular" phone.


GravatarVery difficult to hit on a chick when she's being interrupted by phone calls.

Take it away from her. Chicks dig macho shit like that.


Gravatarcrowds part for him



Because he takes up the whole pavement.


GravatarI refuse to shout into my cell phone. If the person on the other hand insists they can't hear me, I just tell them that I will call them back when I get to a "regular" phone.
Terry C - End Bush's War Now!


That's only because you approach things like a normal, thinking person.


Gravatar'night, bats.



GravatarI wish you would all use your cell phone ettiquete online. I mean, really. It's like a barnyard here sometimes.


GravatarI'm still looking for
the rich link I must have
missed earlier...sec


GravatarVibrators are a great technological boon, but they must be used with respect to other people.


GravatarYou can't send an email to Pumpkinhead without giving them your email address and password - F that shit.

Timmeh - how much do you pay for your haircuts? How much do you earn on stock options a year? Does Big Pumpkinhead still drive around that garbage truck? When did he stop? What's the home on the Cape worth?

These are extremely important questions that voters are talking about at the local diner.


GravatarThat's only because you approach things like a normal, thinking person.
MP


I DO try.

(a) It's impolite to shout; and (b) it would bother the people around me and that's just rude.


GravatarTake it away from her. Chicks dig macho shit like that.
NTodd, Chica's Next Ex | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 10:25 pm | #

Hey, thanks for the advice !


GravatarVibrators are a technological boon, but they must be used with respect to other people.


Gravatarevening bats


GravatarI have a question. Tom Cruise is on tv, Minority Report, and he has this big huge vein thing on his forehead. Would it be possible to cut off his blood supply by pushing it flat while he's asleep?


GravatarSad news. He was much too young to go.


GravatarI mean, really. It's like a barnyard here sometimes.
annieangel


And you're the horse's ass, Allen. Or what comes out of the horse's ass.


GravatarWould it be possible to cut off his blood supply by pushing it flat while he's asleep?
annieangel


shouldn't you be out playing in traffic?


GravatarVibrators are a technological boon, but they must be used with respect to other people.


You already said that (duplicate post)


GravatarVibrators are a technological boon, but they must be used with respect to other people.
spinoza | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 10:27 pm | #


Dildos, on the other hand, may be wielded with impunity.


GravatarWho are you DJ? A newbie trying to fit in? Sorry hon, there was a cutoff date for the clique around here. You missed it. They won't ever be your friend, no matter how much you jump on me for no reason.


GravatarI wish you would all use your cell phone ettiquete online. I mean, really. It's like a barnyard here sometimes.
annieangel


Oh look, now it's being "mature." You're not fooling anybody, you cock monger - too many people on here have seen the "real" annieangel - the foul-mouthed Allen Butler who trolls liberal blogs in several different personae for shits and giggles.


GravatarNTodd, it's Shake n Bake!

And I helped!


GravatarVibrators are a technological boon, but they must be used with respect to other people.

That's what the arresting officer told me.


GravatarI mean, really. It's like a barnyard here sometimes.


Bleating and babbling we fell on his neck with a scream
Wave upon wave of demented avengers
March cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream
Have you heard the news?
The dogs are dead
You better stay home
And do as you're told
Get out of the road if you want to grow old


GravatarFrank Rich comparing Nixon to Bush -
Nixon came from nothing, loathed himself and was all too keenly aware when he was up to dirty tricks. Mr. Bush has a charmed biography, is full of himself and is far too blinded by self-righteousness to even fleetingly recognize the havoc he’s inflicted at home and abroad.

.


Gravatar"Take it away from her. Chicks dig macho shit like that."

then put it on the ground and stomp it into little pieces.

she'll be impressed with your 'take control' attitude.


GravatarWho are you DJ? A newbie trying to fit in?

I'm an occasional kibbitzer, Allen. And you're a full-time idiot.


GravatarI mean, really. It's like a barnyard here sometimes.

You say that like it's a bad thing.


GravatarSallyh


Gravatarthen put it on the ground and stomp it into little pieces.

she'll be impressed with your 'take control' attitude.



You guys and you chick advice Rool!


GravatarGood night, sweeties.


GravatarI mean, really. It's like a barnyard here sometimes.

You say that like it's a bad thing.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 06.02.07 - 10:33 pm | #


Yeah, what's wrong with farming, after all?


GravatarSimels is trolling. *yawn*


Gravatarthen put it on the ground and stomp it into little pieces.

she'll be impressed with your 'take control' attitude.



You guys and you chick advice Rool!


Haloscan sux.


GravatarI just noticed, the priest in the chirstening, 5 Families shoot-em-up sequence, looks like a young Antonin Scalia.


GravatarThe Frank Rich link...

http://home.comcast.net/~veritas...s20001/ rich.htm
.


GravatarThere goes the Talking Head about the JFK thing.

I keep hearing Don Henley's "Dirty Laundry" in my head.


http://thumbsnap.com/v/gXvLOI1t.jpg


GravatarBuzz Bomb, care for some lovely Chardonnay?


GravatarI just noticed, the priest in the chirstening, 5 Families shoot-em-up sequence, looks like a young Antonin Scalia.
MP | Homepage | 06.02.07 - 10:34 pm | #


I call bullshit.

Scalia was never young.


GravatarI'm being serious, you yell while others are trying to talk, bleating out the conversation with your stupidity.

True story.


GravatarOh my, yes


GravatarDWD-I guess I haven't
Said in words that when
Mr.Edwards pulled his
Iran stunt-I pretty much
Walked away from that site
I was not going there with
Him.Just for clarity
Thanks for nudge on it


Gravatar"You guys and you chick advice Rool!"

i got a million of 'em...very popular with the ladies.


GravatarYou don't want to be Carlo, when Michael Corleone whispers to you "Carlo, you can't go to Vegas. Something's come up."


GravatarEvening, 'bats.


GravatarSorry hon, there was a cutoff date for the clique around here.



And you're not part of it.


GravatarI am so.


GravatarScalia was never young.
rorschach, shrimpherd



Agreed....the same could be said for Dick Cheney.


GravatarAnyone have the keys to the car?


GravatarI mean, really. It's like a barnyard here sometimes.

Look, I had nothing to do with THAT.


GravatarAnyone have the keys to the car?
Sallyh


I've seen cars hotwired on TV...


GravatarJust a drive by...

tThis is the stupidest blog post ever. And it only mentions Althouse.


GravatarAgreed....the same could be said for Dick Cheney.
Terry C - End Bush's War Now!


The Cheneys. It's one of those instances where you can feel confident of accurately taking the full measure of the spouse, solely because of the marriage,


GravatarMatthew, maybe you can hotwire us a fresh thread


GravatarIt's funny, one of my earliest memories of blogging was at Steve's original blog, before I became a regular here. I got into an argument with Steve in the comments. iirc, it was about German Weimar politics in 1932-33, and who was more to blame for Hitler getting into power. A subject near and dear to my heart, but he knew his history backwards and forwards.


GravatarCar? Heck, I can't even fix the brakes on my bike.


GravatarSpeaking of vibrators, I'll bet Magalangadingdong's will get quite a workout while she's reading this.


GravatarScalia was never young.
rorschach, shrimpherd



Agreed....the same could be said for Dick Cheney.
Terry C - End Bush's War Now!


And yet...

Disturbing.


GravatarYeah, what's wrong with farming, after all?
rorschach, shrimpherd


Not part of the high density, no car thing.

Kill'em


.


GravatarAnyone have the keys to the car?
Sallyh

"Is there gas in the car?
Yes, there's gas in the car
I think the people down the hall
Know who you are

Careful what you carry
'Cause the man is wise
You are still an outlaw in their eyes"



OOps - Sorry. Listening to Steely Dan


Gravatar...in a post titled “The truth about misogynists” Mr. Browner-Hamlin saw fit to label Ann Althouse as an “asshole” and “fuckwit.” He also used the same words to describe Glenn Reynolds of Instapundit and Ace of Ace of Spades because of “anti-woman” language he accuses them of using...

I guess I fail to see the problem here.


Gravatarhttp://www.wildflowerfarm.com/ Me...Category_Code=E

Have you heard about eco-lawn, Todd? You hardly have to mow it. I might get this.


GravatarLook, I had nothing to do with THAT.
NTodd


that's not what the sheep said


GravatarWhy settle for just reading Rich when you can get all 3 Firewall Fairy offerings for fiddy cent?


GravatarI now have guests so i will
Have to save the full read
of this Rich for another...
Less wine time
Again,my regrets to Steve's
Family and g'night


GravatarAnd yet...

Disturbing.



That is disturbing. Thanks for the nightmares.


Gravatar
OOps - Sorry. Listening to Steely Dan
Terry C - End Bush's War Now! | 06.02.07 - 10:44 pm | #


Speaking of dildos.


GravatarAnd yet...

Disturbing.
Buzz Bomb



Friend of mine made a very interesting comment about that photo yesterday.

Remember the 1951 "A Christmas Carol" with Alistair Sim?

When a young Scrooge and Marley took blackmailed a company in the middle of a scandal into letting them take it over?

She said every time she sees that scene, it reminds her of that photo of a younger Rumsfeld and Cheney.


GravatarNTodd, fiddy cent? What a rip!


Gravatarthat's not what the sheep said

SHEEP LIE!


GravatarAnd yet...

Disturbing.


Just more proof of the banality of evil.

To think -- Dick Cheney was once a first grader, excited and anxious about his first day at a real school.


GravatarExcuse me:


When a young Scrooge and Marley blackmailed a company in the middle of a scandal into letting them take it over?


GravatarSpeaking of dildos.
rorschach, shrimpherd



Links?


.


GravatarHmm...Trader Joe's Salsa Especial "Medium" is, in fact, quite hot.


GravatarI mean, really. It's like a barnyard here sometimes.

You say that like it's a baaaaaaaad thing!


Gravatar...in a post titled “The truth about misogynists” Mr. Browner-Hamlin saw fit to label Ann Althouse as an “asshole” and “fuckwit.” He also used the same words to describe Glenn Reynolds of Instapundit and Ace of Ace of Spades because of “anti-woman” language he accuses them of using...

My pants just moved almost as much as I did when I read Jessica's post about Birkenstocks.


GravatarShe said every time she sees that scene, it reminds her of that photo of a younger Rumsfeld and Cheney.


Rummy was on left in that pic, correct?


Gravatar"Speaking of dildos."

Links?

Here ya go.


GravatarTo think -- Dick Cheney was once a first grader, excited and anxious about his first day at a real school.
Toonscribe


I was thinking Summers in Rangoon and luge lessons.


GravatarThe Sheep owe me a beverage of my choosing.


GravatarMan, I gotta sober up...


GravatarTo think -- Dick Cheney was once a first grader, excited and anxious about his first day at a real school.


That NEVER happened. Snarl went from the womb to the CEO of haliburton.


Gravatar"Being fans of Beat Generation literature, Fagen and Becker named the band for a steam-powered dildo in the William Burroughs novel Naked Lunch."


GravatarI don't get it. Ann Althouse is an asshole. and a fuckwit.

Is he trying to imply that pointing that out is "antiwoman", so MBH is a hypocrite? Like pointing out that Condi was warned about 9/11 and ignored it makes you a racist?


GravatarWool you accept a nice glass of chardonnay?


Gravatarsheets


GravatarBlinker on, checking the mirrors, easing to the left...D'oh, cut off again.


GravatarWhy settle for just reading Rich when you can get all 3 Firewall Fairy offerings for fiddy cent?
NTodd, Chica's Next Ex


Because the other 2 are Dowd and Friedman?
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GravatarThat NEVER happened. Snarl went from the womb to the CEO of haliburton.

I'm even skeptical of the notion he gestated in a womb.

I picture a fetal Cheney growing in an asbestos sack pumped full of oil and sulfur dioxide.


GravatarIs he trying to imply that pointing that out is "antiwoman", so MBH is a hypocrite? Like pointing out that Condi was warned about 9/11 and ignored it makes you a racist?
Jim


No more than pointing out that annieangel is a man makes you a Christian-bashing misogynist who has issues with "strong women"


GravatarBeing fans of Beat Generation literature, Fagen and Becker named the band for a steam-powered dildo in the William Burroughs novel Naked Lunch.

I enjoyed the time they appeared on American Bandstand.

I'm sure Dick Clark knew the story.


GravatarInteresting,
Someone has made a mashup of lastfm and pandora, two different music preference sharing sites.

http://pandorafm.real-ity.com/


GravatarI've always gotten the impression that Cheney is pussy=whipped.


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