I thought it was Candidate XX or Candidate XY?
George Johnston |
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02.09.08 - 1:09 pm | #
So honestly - why isn't this blog getting beaucoup bucks from the campaigns?
I could tell you if you weren't such a dirty fucking hippies.
Molly Ivors |
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02.09.08 - 1:09 pm | #
Just because all my brilliant comments deserve to be repeated:
IMPEACHMENT WOULD GIVE THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY TOTAL ADVANTAGE OVER THE REPUBLICANS. Call nancy pelosi @1-202-225-0100 and DEMAND IMPEACHMENT. DC business hours only, call ofter, and spread it around.
Start with Conyers.
NTodd, Fästing Führer
The eternal puzzle for me is why we are such cheap whores. I mean, I suppose we all have a price, but this country sold out to a guy who never ever succeeded at anything.
piss off yourself, douchebag.
General Zod |
02.09.08 - 1:10 pm | #
6 Weeks in Philadelphia
Wasn't that one of those Tarantino-inspired 90s flicks?
With Danny Aiello and Paul Mazursky?
steve simels |
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02.09.08 - 1:10 pm | #
Friend from Iowa here went to caucus on Tuesday and was pissed off at the lackluster performance of her fellow citizens. Also concluded easily that caucuses may be useful the first couple weeks, but after that they are teh stoopid.
JeffCO |
02.09.08 - 1:10 pm | #
I'm reminded of the hayseed woman who chose to deliver seven implanted babies. At first, she was hailed as a wingnut heroine, and received shitloads of diapers and baby stuff.
Then she dropped out of the news. I imagine she's all on her own now, with no one giving a fuck what happens to her.
Lime Rickey |
Three or four have physical problems.
But, hey, it was god's will for her to take fertility drugs.
Never mind that they already had a healthy daughter.
Terry C, Clintonian |
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02.09.08 - 1:10 pm | #
There's just this giant gap in the primary calendar.
Gentlemen! We must close this primary gap. We must begin a Race Race, and demonstrate to the world that our resolve to blitz horserace politics while avoiding substance and facts is unparallelled in world history! To this end, i propose a program to put a pundit on the Moon within the decade.......
Well, as delightful as it is in here, the cheeto stench is getting to me. Later, dolls! Don't forget to register!
Molly Ivors |
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02.09.08 - 1:12 pm | #
piss off yourself, douchebag.
Pithy and insightful. No wonder you so beloved around here!
Zap Rowsdower |
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02.09.08 - 1:12 pm | #
But over in reality a lot of people look askance at a woman who chooses not to have children. Guys, not so much.
JR, kerosene and a match |
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02.09.08 - 1:13 pm | #
Ach, nostalgia! The Philly stations played that song endlessly for years.
It was a welcome change from "The Bristol Stomp"
Marcellina |
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02.09.08 - 1:14 pm | #
All in all, I'd rather hate kids and dogs.
T'isnt fit for man nor beast out there!
Zap Rowsdower |
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02.09.08 - 1:14 pm | #
Bobbi and Kenny McCaughey occasionally speak at pro-life events and continue to oppose selective reduction. Bobbi has been famously quoted as saying, “Well, come to our house, and tell me which four I shouldn’t have had!”
Bitch - you should be committed.
Terry C, Clintonian |
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02.09.08 - 1:14 pm | #
Pithy and insightful. No wonder you so beloved around here!
Zap Rowsdower
Oh. that hurts. really.
only older, and stuff.
That insightful? jackass.
General Zod |
02.09.08 - 1:14 pm | #
I demand that you vote for me!
ellroon |
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02.09.08 - 1:14 pm | #
IM IN UR HOUS
BEGGIN 4 UR VOTE
Culture of TrÜth |
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02.09.08 - 1:14 pm | #
The official theme of Eschacon?
That wasn't FOW's Someone To Love!
JeffCO |
02.09.08 - 1:14 pm | #
But over in reality a lot of people look askance at a woman who chooses not to have children. Guys, not so much.
JR, kerosene and a match
Pennsylvania: Philadelphia on one end, Pittsburgh on the other, and Mississippi in the middle.
I apologize for not knowing who said it first, but it certainly wasn't moi.
Adam Hominem
I've always rather liked the term "Pennsyltucky."
Sinfonian, battling Imusians |
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02.09.08 - 1:15 pm | #
Pennsylvania: Philadelphia on one end, Pittsburgh on the other, and Mississippi in the middle.
I apologize for not knowing who said it first, but it certainly wasn't moi.
Adam Hominem | 02.09.08 - 1:11 pm | #
We've heard it here forever. Sometimes, it's Alabama in the middle, but the joke never changes.
The one thing to remember is that PA has one of the oldest electorates in the country. As an Obama supporter, I have to admit this helps Hillary here.
Obama needs big turnout in the cities, and to try to make some inroads in the "purple" Philly suburbs.
Barbarism Begins at Home |
02.09.08 - 1:15 pm | #
Pennsylvania: Philadelphia on one end, Pittsburgh on the other, and Mississippi in the middle.
Kentucky in the middle. That's why it's called Pennsyltucky.
NTodd, Fästing Führer |
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02.09.08 - 1:15 pm | #
But over in reality a lot of people look askance at a woman who chooses not to have children. Guys, not so much.
JR, kerosene and a match
I've mentioned this before, but I was stunned to hear one person passing judgement on childless couples as 'selfish'...
ellroon |
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02.09.08 - 1:16 pm | #
Ach, nostalgia! The Philly stations played that song endlessly for years.
It was a welcome change from "The Bristol Stomp"
When I lived there it was all Hooters all the time.
JeffCO |
02.09.08 - 1:16 pm | #
I just got an email from Michelle Obama.
WalterNeff, flu fighter |
02.09.08 - 1:16 pm | #
JR, that is getting better every day. Compare today with 1975, even, during the early days of feminism.
This attitude is disappearing, although not altogether. More important, to actually EXPRESS this attitude is seen today as Neanderthal in most circles except, of course, the Repukes and the fundies.
I get your idea, but I have to say this, too, is overrated. Most decent people do not think twice about a woman's reproductive choices, as you put it. And we're better off for it.
Daddy-O |
02.09.08 - 1:16 pm | #
steve s: "Three Days[?] In The Valley" is the movie... James Spader, creepy as ever, & an early Charlize Theron appearance..
nick carraway |
02.09.08 - 1:16 pm | #
piss off yourself,
I usually do, if I can get unzipped in time.
Upsidasium |
02.09.08 - 1:16 pm | #
I'll get a taste of what it's like to live in Iowa.
I've always rather liked the term "Pennsyltucky."
Sinfonian, battling Imusians
Really? Coming from a Hillbilly, I'd almost find that humorous. Worry about the rednecks in your own state first, asswipe.
General Zod |
02.09.08 - 1:17 pm | #
Kentucky in the middle. That's why it's called Pennsyltucky.
NTodd, Fästing Führer
Chacun a son gout.
Adam Hominem |
02.09.08 - 1:17 pm | #
I'll get a taste of what it's like to live in Iowa.
It taste like burning
attaturk |
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02.09.08 - 1:17 pm | #
In 1999, I sat in front of Kenny McCaughey and two of the septuplets on a flight to Nashville.
My then-wife was pregnant with Jr. at the time, so I said I was nervous enough about having one, let alone seven. "Oh, they're wonderful!," Kenny gushed.
Yeah, but no one built a house for us.
Sinfonian, battling Imusians |
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02.09.08 - 1:17 pm | #
"Start with Conyers."
hello, congressman conyers?
wha?
am i speaking to congressman conyers?
i am right here.
um, ok. i'm calling to urge you to impeach.
peach? what about a peach?
no congressman, i want you to impeach cheney and bush.
i'm sorry, but it's time for my nap.
nero socrates |
02.09.08 - 1:17 pm | #
Chacun a son gout.
Adam Hominem | 02.09.08 - 1:17 pm | #
You leave my son's gout out of this!
geor3ge, future farmer |
02.09.08 - 1:18 pm | #
PA is where "Deliverance" was filmed.
Edwards Is Her Hands |
02.09.08 - 1:18 pm | #
Children ARE overrated, and I think that's what JR is talking about--that overrating. My children are a pain in the ass. I love them and always will. But disappointments come with them. I wasn't dissing anyone else's parenting job or satisfaction with it. Just bein' real.
Daddy-O
Well, I think that *giving birth to a child* is. There are how many kids needing homes?
If the clock runs out, or you can't breed, there is still an option to raise a kid, if you want to.
JR, kerosene and a match |
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02.09.08 - 1:18 pm | #
General Zod | 02.09.08 - 1:14 pm | #
You still have a blog where you stew about how much you hate it here and everyone here is a poopyhead who smells like poop and is poop?
Bas-O-Matic |
02.09.08 - 1:18 pm | #
It taste like burning
And all of your cat's breath smell like cat food!
Zap Rowsdower |
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02.09.08 - 1:18 pm | #
Walter Neff!
Email me @ eschacon at live dot com! I have a task for you!
Molly Ivors |
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02.09.08 - 1:18 pm | #
Off to work, later peeps.
Marcellina |
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02.09.08 - 1:19 pm | #
“Well, come to our house, and tell me which four I shouldn’t have had!”
"Ok, that smelly one... the ugly one... the one in the corner... and this one here. He seems kinda dim."
Culture of TrÜth |
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02.09.08 - 1:19 pm | #
no congressman, i want you to impeach cheney and bush.
i'm sorry, but it's time for my nap.
It's all Pelosi's fault!
Duane V |
02.09.08 - 1:19 pm | #
In 1999, I sat in front of Kenny McCaughey and two of the septuplets on a flight to Nashville.
My then-wife was pregnant with Jr. at the time, so I said I was nervous enough about having one, let alone seven. "Oh, they're wonderful!," Kenny gushed.
Yeah, but no one built a house for us.
"Ah have always relied on the kindness of stranguhs."
And all of your cat's breath smell like cat food!
Zap Rowsdower
Charlie's breath probably smells like ass. I know what he's been doing.
Adam Hominem |
02.09.08 - 1:19 pm | #
But it's not about you, Atrios!
Cookie Fleck `08 |
02.09.08 - 1:19 pm | #
Never mind that they already had a healthy daughter.
Terry C, Clintonian | Homepage | 02.09.08 - 1:10 pm |
It's not mentioned in the Wiki cite, but I thought I'd read where Dad did want a boy. And that there wasn't a need to implant so many embryos.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins |
02.09.08 - 1:19 pm | #
Walter Neff!
Email me @ eschacon at live dot com! I have a task for you!
Molly Ivors
He can't have my task!
Sinfonian, battling Imusians |
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02.09.08 - 1:19 pm | #
. . . and this one here. He seems kinda dim."
Culture of TrÜth | Homepage | 02.09.08 - 1:19 pm | #
Chacun a son gout.
Adam Hominem | 02.09.08 - 1:17 pm | #
You leave my son's gout out of this!
geor3ge, future farmer
I think he's trying to share gout to each...
ellroon |
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02.09.08 - 1:20 pm | #
The eternal puzzle for me is why we are such cheap whores. I mean, I suppose we all have a price, but this country sold out to a guy who never ever succeeded at anything.
WTF?
Adam Hominem
Without 9/11, there's no second Bush term.
Problem is, whenever there's a war, everybody's dick shrivels and the American public votes for a fascist. I'm just trying to warn people, that's all...
Elias |
02.09.08 - 1:20 pm | #
Now we see all the trolls are 1
Edwards Is Her Hands |
02.09.08 - 1:20 pm | #
Vagina, it's not a clown car!
JR, kerosene and a match |
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02.09.08 - 1:20 pm | #
It is only right that a state that produces a beer called "Iron City" have a role in selecting the Democratic candidate.
Shared Humanity |
02.09.08 - 1:20 pm | #
Email me @ eschacon at live dot com! I have a task for you!
Mittster's campaign theme song should have been the Beatles' "Can't Buy Me Love".
MP |
02.09.08 - 1:22 pm | #
Funny, Elias, but the same thing happened in Iran, too...
They had relatively moderate president until George's Lies #689+ in his SOTU, and his declaration of the Axis of Evil. Next thing you know, there's a razor-close election in Iran, and the Persian GW Bush is mirroring the American one, rattling swords he doesn't even have.
As Goebbels said, it works the same in every country.
Daddy-O |
02.09.08 - 1:22 pm | #
By the time the primary rolls around, both candidates will be saying stuff like: "Worshington needs worshed."
SteveLG |
02.09.08 - 1:22 pm | #
Just like without Vietnam, there's no President Nixon in 1969...
Elias |
Without Sirhan Sirhan, there's no Tricky Dick in 1969.
Terry C, Clintonian |
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02.09.08 - 1:22 pm | #
The scary part is I might be a Pa. resident by April 22.
Young black woman to Ben Franklin, as he exited the Constitutional Convention in Philadelphia: "What kind of government do we have, Mr. Franklin?"
Ben Franklin: "Are you pulling my fucking leg? You're a woman and you're black and you don't own property. Get outta my sight before my fire department turns the hose on you."
Lime Rickey |
02.09.08 - 1:22 pm | #
Without 9/11, there's no second Bush term.
Without fear of gay marriage. there is no second Bush term.
But, then again, without the craven MSM and the SCOTUS, there was NO first Bush term.
Terry C, Clintonian
Without Barbara, there would have been no Georgie...
ellroon |
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02.09.08 - 1:23 pm | #
steve s: "Three Days[?] In The Valley" is the movie... James Spader, creepy as ever, & an early Charlize Theron appearance..
nick carraway
One of the few movies where a fat, middle aged, balding man gets to play the romantic lead.
George Johnston |
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02.09.08 - 1:24 pm | #
McBush!!! 4 MORE YEARS!!!
lol
Will McWar be coming to this party? So he can kick-it in the boonies and talk trash about the evil people in those places called cities!!!
SCARY!!!!
Nix |
02.09.08 - 1:24 pm | #
OF all the things I've heard NTodd called, I have to admit, that's the very first time for "twatwaffle".
Adam Hominem |
02.09.08 - 1:24 pm | #
geor3ge I'm trying my hardest not to.
I have to speak to the man on Monday.
HoneyBearKellyGoGiants |
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02.09.08 - 1:24 pm | #
Let's troll the conference.
You're nothing if not a motivator, NTodd!
Zap Rowsdower |
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02.09.08 - 1:25 pm | #
...twatwaffle?....
Sinfonian taught me that word.
Molly Ivors |
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02.09.08 - 1:25 pm | #
Candidates won't have anything else to do but beg for votes here.
They could use the time to fight telecom immunity or did Harry Reid pass it while everyone was watching Super Tuesday?
George Johnston |
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02.09.08 - 1:25 pm | #
Hmm, time for me to be going. Maybe it won't be weeks bafore i get to drop in again.....though the way life's going, it probably will be.
I've always rather liked the term "Pennsyltucky."
Sinfonian, battling Imusians
Rensselaer, IN, is affectionately known to Hoosiers lucky enough to live somewhere else as "Rensseltucky"
Elmer, PHD |
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02.09.08 - 1:25 pm | #
But over in reality a lot of people look askance at a woman who chooses not to have children. Guys, not so much.
JR, kerosene and a match
I've mentioned this before, but I was stunned to hear one person passing judgement on childless couples as 'selfish'...
ellroon
I've gotten something closer to pity from people, who don't ask if we just couldn't have any, but you can tell they're dying to.
V for Virginia |
02.09.08 - 1:25 pm | #
Without Barbara, there would have been no Georgie...
ellroon |
Yep - all because the stuck up bitch thought she was too good to give blowjobs.
Terry C, Clintonian |
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02.09.08 - 1:25 pm | #
I think it's against the law for twatwaffles to troll...
ellroon |
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02.09.08 - 1:25 pm | #
Sinfonian taught me that word.
Molly Ivors
He's campaigning to get it in the Scrabulous dictionary.
geor3ge, future farmer |
02.09.08 - 1:25 pm | #
My then-wife was pregnant with Jr. at the time, so I said I was nervous enough about having one, let alone seven. "Oh, they're wonderful!," Kenny gushed.
Yeah, but no one built a house for us.
Sinfonian, battling Imusians | Homepage | 02.09.08 - 1:17 pm |
ABC's been following the Dilley sextuplets for years, and they got all those donations, and then the donations ran out.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins |
02.09.08 - 1:25 pm | #
...twatwaffle?....
Sinfonian taught me that word.
Killer Scrabulous word too, from what I hear.
Zap Rowsdower |
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02.09.08 - 1:26 pm | #
"Let's troll the conference."
i'm gonna picket it for violating real liberal ethics.
jdw |
02.09.08 - 1:26 pm | #
Molly -want me to do anything about the sound thing?
V for Virginia |
02.09.08 - 1:26 pm | #
I was stunned to hear one person passing judgement on childless couples as 'selfish'...
ellroon
My answer to that is "What's it to YOU?"
Terry C, Clintonian |
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02.09.08 - 1:26 pm | #
V,
Waiting to hear back from Vicki. Next week is soon enough.
Molly Ivors |
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02.09.08 - 1:27 pm | #
So did Mitt finally end up with the Tin Medal? Or was it the Copper? What a plastic schmuck, using that metaphor.
MP |
02.09.08 - 1:27 pm | #
Vagina, it's not a clown car!
JR, kerosene and a match
"I've gotten something closer to pity from people, who don't ask if we just couldn't have any, but you can tell they're dying to."
i know they're thinking that, too. so i tell 'em my balls got shot off in the war.
jdw |
02.09.08 - 1:27 pm | #
Rensselaer, IN, is affectionately known to Hoosiers lucky enough to live somewhere else as "Rensseltucky"
Elmer, PHD | Homepage | 02.09.08 - 1:25 pm
One of Dayton's 'burbs is Huber Heights, known as HuberTucky.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins |
02.09.08 - 1:27 pm | #
I'm pretty sure that Bubble-Up did the same thing.
Zap Rowsdower
Damn - that takes me back.
Haven't heard Bubble Up mentioned in years!
Terry C, Clintonian |
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02.09.08 - 1:28 pm | #
I've gotten something closer to pity from people, who don't ask if we just couldn't have any, but you can tell they're dying to.
V for Virginia |
Definitely.. 'Just exactly WHAT is wrong with you?'
ellroon |
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02.09.08 - 1:28 pm | #
Funny, Elias, but the same thing happened in Iran, too...
Thanks for placing "Funny," and "Elias" in the same line, but seriously...
...You're right.
It's a model that works in every country if only people would take the time to think critically.
You could say the same about Iraq in the 80s during their war with Iran. Forge the fact that we wanted a brutal, murderous Saddam then, but what nobody talks about is the possibility that the Iraqis actually WANTED a nasty fuck at that point in their history to fight the Iranians...
Elias |
02.09.08 - 1:28 pm | #
...twatwaffle?....
Feminine version of "Studmuffin"?
Elmer, PHD |
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02.09.08 - 1:28 pm | #
...twatwaffle?....
Sinfonian taught me that word.
Molly Ivors
Yes, as TKK points out, I learned it from Athenae.
Sinfonian, battling Imusians |
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02.09.08 - 1:28 pm | #
Email me @ eschacon at live dot com! I have a task for you!
[sobs]
NTodd, Fästing Führer
Wooo, look at me.
I'm all important and stuff...
Elias |
02.09.08 - 1:29 pm | #
All this friendly banter, quite a kerpluffle we've got going here.
Shared Humanity |
02.09.08 - 1:29 pm | #
Nothing like a late-night visit to the Twatwaffle House, I'll say that.
Sinfonian, battling Imusians |
Homepage |
02.09.08 - 1:29 pm | #
Did Mitt mention that he saved the Olympics? He should have, cuz that would have made him Preznit.
MP |
02.09.08 - 1:29 pm | #
You could say the same about Iraq in the 80s during their war with Iran. Forge the fact that we wanted a brutal, murderous Saddam then, but what nobody talks about is the possibility that the Iraqis actually WANTED a nasty fuck at that point in their history to fight the Iranians...
Elias
Couldn't agree with you MORE on THAT post.
Terry C, Clintonian |
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02.09.08 - 1:29 pm | #
i'm gonna picket it for violating real liberal ethics.
The hotel might be anti-union, but it's also anti-smoking, so I think it balances out.
NTodd, Fästing Führer |
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02.09.08 - 1:29 pm | #
Did I miss the announcement for hack on NTodd day?
Adam Hominem |
02.09.08 - 1:30 pm | #
Nothing like a late-night visit to the Twatwaffle House, I'll say that.
There's a joke about whipped cream in here someplace, but I'm not touching it.
Because it's kind of sticky.
Molly Ivors |
Homepage |
02.09.08 - 1:30 pm | #
Elias = Zod = Daddy-0
At the end of the day, a big fat tranny
Edwards Is Her Hands |
02.09.08 - 1:30 pm | #
All this friendly banter, quite a kerpluffle we've got going here.
Shared Humanity
Nothing like a late-night visit to the Twatwaffle House, I'll say that.
There's a joke about whipped cream in here someplace, but I'm not touching it.
Because it's kind of sticky.
Molly Ivors
You forgot maple syrup...
ellroon |
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02.09.08 - 1:30 pm | #
The hotel might be anti-union, but it's also anti-smoking, so I think it balances out.
And they just shut down their abortion factory in the basement, according to their literature.
Zap Rowsdower |
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02.09.08 - 1:31 pm | #
Because it's kind of sticky.
Molly Ivors
So are the floors.
geor3ge, future farmer |
02.09.08 - 1:31 pm | #
"The hotel might be anti-union, but it's also anti-smoking, so I think it balances out."
and there's no free-range shrimp.
so i'm gonna picket AND fast until i get my way.
jdw |
02.09.08 - 1:31 pm | #
At the end of the day, a big fat tranny
Edwards Is Her Hands
Someday when your meds allow you to make sense, come on back here, ok?
Adam Hominem |
02.09.08 - 1:31 pm | #
DUBYA THE VAIN
(Boston Globe article, Sep. 5, 2002.)
Republican gubernatorial candidate Mitt Romney, speaking before business leaders yesterday, recalling the Olympic opening ceremony last winter: "The television audience was estimated at 3.5 billion, more than half the population of the planet. And I'm standing next to the president of the United States, and what I thought to myself is, when we go out there, what does he think? You know what, the president of the United States, as he goes out to an audience like that, with three and a half billion people looking at him, he turned to me and he said, 'Do I look fat?'"
Terry C, Clintonian |
Homepage |
02.09.08 - 1:31 pm | #
I'm trying brother, I'm trying...
It's just not like you and it is beginning to frighten me.
Shared Humanity |
02.09.08 - 1:31 pm | #
Couldn't agree with you MORE on THAT post.
Terry C, Clintonian
Thanks man!
That sound you heard was me falling on the floor. But I'm ok now...
Elias |
02.09.08 - 1:31 pm | #
Did Mitt mention that he saved the Olympics? He should have, cuz that would have made him Preznit.
MP
The Olympics ain't all of America, Mitt. Your buddies probably fucked things up in the first place.
Lime Rickey |
02.09.08 - 1:32 pm | #
I can't help myself! They're just so stupid!
Sinfonian, battling Imusians |
Homepage |
02.09.08 - 1:32 pm | #
Next thing you know NTodd is going to start using the Kings English.
Shared Humanity |
02.09.08 - 1:32 pm | #
Elias = Zod = Daddy-0
At the end of the day, a big fat tranny
Edwards Is Her Hands
Like I said, "I'm trying, I'm really trying..."
Elias |
02.09.08 - 1:33 pm | #
and there's no free-range shrimp.
so i'm gonna picket AND fast until i get my way.
That shit never works.
NTodd, Fästing Führer |
Homepage |
02.09.08 - 1:33 pm | #
Haven't heard Bubble Up mentioned in years!
Terry C, Clintonian
How 'bout Super Koola? Only soft drink I remember in a brake-fluid can...
Elmer, PHD |
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02.09.08 - 1:33 pm | #
i know they're thinking that, too. so i tell 'em my balls got shot off in the war.
jdw
If anyone ever asks, that's EXACTLY what I'm going to say
V for Virginia |
02.09.08 - 1:33 pm | #
and he said, 'Do I look fat?'"
Terry C, Clintonian
So far in the closet he's fighting the socks for space.
Adam Hominem |
02.09.08 - 1:33 pm | #
Without 9/11, there's no second Bush term.
Problem is, whenever there's a war, everybody's dick shrivels and the American public votes for a fascist. I'm just trying to warn people, that's all...
Elias
Ummm, Bush LOST BOTH ELECTIONS. Look it up.
Duane V |
02.09.08 - 1:33 pm | #
Meanwhile, people who see me wrestle my brood in and out of the car routinely give me dirty looks for my clear irresponsibility in having 3 under ten.
Molly Ivors |
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02.09.08 - 1:33 pm | #
"Make me stop responding to the Imus idiots!"
god helps those that help themselves.
nero socrates |
02.09.08 - 1:34 pm | #
It's just not like you and it is beginning to frighten me.
Shared Humanity | 02.09.08 - 1:31 pm | #
FEEL the love sister, FEEL the LOVE!!!
Elias |
02.09.08 - 1:34 pm | #
god helps those that help themselves.
nero socrates
Meanwhile, people who see me wrestle my brood in and out of the car routinely give me dirty looks for my clear irresponsibility in having 3 under ten.
Molly Ivors |
"Hurry up, kids, we've got to pick up your brothers and sisters from day care!"
V for Virginia |
02.09.08 - 1:36 pm | #
How 'bout Super Koola? Only soft drink I remember in a brake-fluid can...
Elmer, PHD
Nixon failed as a frozen orange juice magnate (Citra-Frost) because he packaged the stuff in plastic bags instead of cans.
It's not what's in your package, it's what your package is in. Or something.
Upsidasium |
02.09.08 - 1:36 pm | #
We'll be on CSpan 8: The Ocho.
Molly Ivors |
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02.09.08 - 1:36 pm | #
we could save big bucks by just letting john zogby pick our winners.
hilldick |
02.09.08 - 1:36 pm | #
for my clear irresponsibility in having 3 under ten.
Molly Ivors
My boss has three year old twins and a baby who will be a year old next month.
No wonder the guy is always tired.
Terry C, Clintonian |
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02.09.08 - 1:36 pm | #
"Eschacon is going to have the frackin' C-SPAN cameras, "
eggcellent. i'll dress in pink and make a total ass of myself, but my protests will be on teevee.
this is good for my movement.
nero socrates |
02.09.08 - 1:37 pm | #
Elias = Zod = Daddy-0
Don't know about the first two, but Daddy-O ain't Zod.
billy b |
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02.09.08 - 1:37 pm | #
"Come on, now. Out you go. Now, uh, Vincent, Tessa, Valerie, Janine, Martha, Andrew, Thomas, Walter, Pat, Linda, Michael, Evadne, Alice, Dominique, and Sasha, it's your bedtime."
geor3ge, future farmer |
02.09.08 - 1:37 pm | #
Great! It stopped snowing. Now it's jsut blowing around. Tonight the windchill is supposed to be 50 below.
Adam Hominem |
02.09.08 - 1:39 pm | #
I'm listening to a Paul Kennedy lecture from this week, given at the LSE.
Funny that he's still got his Newcastle accent, with no hint of American inflection, though he's been in New Haven since the early 80s. Some British accents do stick, though, no matter how long you spend in the US; those from the north-east are especially sticky.
pseudonymous in nc |
02.09.08 - 1:39 pm | #
Moses to his followers: "Sure, this manna tastes like shit. So you want we should out here in the fuckin' desert?"
Lime Rickey |
02.09.08 - 1:39 pm | #
Oh for Fuck's sake!
I AM NOT "Zoc" or "DaddyO" or whoever the fuck else you claim I am!
OK?
I am one person.
However, I know that there are probably only 3 or 4 people here pretending to be 89.
Whatever.
But don't put me in that category, alright?
"SERENITY NOW SERENITY NOW SERENITY NOW..."
Elias |
02.09.08 - 1:39 pm | #
I think after the first-born, kids should just be numbered, like the Romans did -- Secundus, (don't know about third), Quadratus, Quintus, Sextus.....
Toonscribe |
02.09.08 - 1:41 pm | #
I think after the first-born, kids should just be numbered, like the Romans did -- Secundus, (don't know about third), Quadratus, Quintus, Sextus.....
Toonscribe
What's Latin for SEVENTEENTH?
Terry C, Clintonian |
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02.09.08 - 1:42 pm | #
I just voted in the Dems Abroad primary. The voting took place at a local coffee shop, and this was the third day they did it. In the short time I was there (10 minutes), maybe two dozen of my fellow ex-pats came to vote.
Moe Szyslak, one-handed |
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02.09.08 - 1:42 pm | #
Funny, I did feel great about giving birth and nursing. A couple of highlights of my life. And watching the kids mature and become their own persons. Not for everyone I know. It's just that I find arguments that it is all social engineering to be shallow.
qlª |
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02.09.08 - 1:43 pm | #
For the past couple of weeks, they've just gotten blatant about it. The administration of George W. Bush is bound by no law, bound by no precedent, bound not even by the forms of democratic self-government, let alone its actual substance, which is being used as a throw-rug in John Yoo's den these days. They will torture and the Congress can do nothing. Their powers to spy, to search, and to seize are unlimited and Congress is not remotely entitled to know even what those powers are. They can imprison without trial. They can force corporations -- and, indeed, individuals within the government -- to violate the law. They are not subject to treaties. They are not subject to oversight, nor even subpoenas. Read this swill from yesterday. Through his actions, and from the mouths of his minions, George Bush is now claiming fully the powers of a tyrant, by any reasonable definition of the term.
This is the only issue in the presidential campaign. It is the only truly existential threat to the country. Everything else -- health care, climate change, campaign finance, the deficit -- mean nothing if we fail on this fundamental issue. I don't know where the two Democratic contenders fall on this stuff -- their campaigns have been damnably vague about it -- but I know John McCain will be immeasurably worse.
All these people going off to make me productive are making me feel guilty. Later, bats...
Upsidasium |
02.09.08 - 1:44 pm | #
Tonight the windchill is supposed to be 50 below
Just got back from 4 hours watching my son's football team in 35 degree wind chill, overcast crap.
I'm finally starting to thaw out.
billy b |
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02.09.08 - 1:45 pm | #
Er, BE productive. Although someone probably should make me productive.
Upsidasium |
02.09.08 - 1:45 pm | #
There's just this giant gap in the primary calendar.
Of course, there's Texas in early March, with quite a few delegates at stake.
We might actually see what it's like to be California. Although we tend to vote like Mississippi's stupid cousin.
Rmj, Theologist |
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02.09.08 - 1:46 pm | #
liberals everywhere.
God needs to send a second flood.
pud |
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02.09.08 - 1:46 pm | #
I heart Matt Taibbi and his Chicken Doves. He calls Harry Reid "one of the biggest pussies in U.S. political history".
More than a year after the Democrats took control in Congress - we have more troops in Iraq and spent more money on this bullshit war than ever before. Thanks Harry & Nancy.
Troutski |
02.09.08 - 1:48 pm | #
I heart Matt Taibbi and his Chicken Doves. He calls Harry Reid "one of the biggest pussies in U.S. political history".
Ol' "Reliable Reid", sure to take a dive in the fifth round.
Bjorn,a poor young country boi |
02.09.08 - 1:49 pm | #
WASHINGTON - Republican Mike Huckabee on Saturday rejected suggestions that John McCain is the party's inevitable nominee and said he won't quit the presidential race.
"I didn't major in math," the former Arkansas governor told a cheering crowd at the Conservative Political Action Conference meeting. "I majored in miracles."
Moe Szyslak, one-handed |
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02.09.08 - 1:49 pm | #
I heart Matt Taibbi and his Chicken Doves. He calls Harry Reid "one of the biggest pussies in U.S. political history".
A good read for those of us who have had it with the bullshit Dems: http://www.rollingstone.com/ poli...e_chicken_doves
Troutski
My daughter got that issue of Rolling Stone today. All about how Britney Spears is "an American tragedy."
Well, boo fucking hoo.
No, the case of homeless vets is an American tragedy.
Children without health care is an American tragedy.
The elderly having to choose between buying groceries and buying medication is an American tragedy.
A never-ending ego war is an American tragedy.
Terry C, Clintonian |
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02.09.08 - 1:49 pm | #
"I didn't major in math," the former Arkansas governor told a cheering crowd at the Conservative Political Action Conference meeting. "I majored in miracles."
In other words, he flunked math.
Bjorn,a poor young country boi |
02.09.08 - 1:50 pm | #
Ricky de la Cal - pud knocker's talking about a 2nd flood - you got Ben's fire hoses handy?
We'll show the ass faced piece of shit a flood...
billy b |
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02.09.08 - 1:50 pm | #
Your favorite candidate sucks.
And also blows.
Gillie on the Spey |
02.09.08 - 1:50 pm | #
Mlle called to say she was checking herself into a facility.
I told her last night, I'm done with you. You choose the life you want to live, but don't call me till you're ready to be straight.
I've lived in Iowa, sir. And you are no Iowa!
candymarl |
02.09.08 - 1:50 pm | #
liberals everywhere.
So why are YOU here?
Terry C, Clintonian |
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02.09.08 - 1:50 pm | #
Philly may have cheesesteak, but Iowa has beef, really big beefy burgers and beefy t-bones. Huge, massive colon-blocking prime rib. Miles and piles of glorious ground chuck. Dead cattle as far as the eye can see. Woohoo!
BigBeefyBruce |
02.09.08 - 1:50 pm | #
I think after the first-born, kids should just be numbered, like the Romans did -- Secundus, (don't know about third), Quadratus, Quintus, Sextus.....
Toonscribe
In other words, he flunked math.
Bjorn,a poor young country boi
He was home skooled.
Terry C, Clintonian |
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02.09.08 - 1:51 pm | #
Iowa's known for its pork products.
Bjorn,a poor young country boi |
02.09.08 - 1:51 pm | #
liberals everywhere.
Oh, would it were so.
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Gee |
02.09.08 - 1:51 pm | #
And, Toon, you forgot Primus...
Yeah, but I thought they usually didn't number the first-born.
Toonscribe |
02.09.08 - 1:52 pm | #
liberals everywhere.
And a Progressive or two, too! [ducks]
Elmer, PHD, (horrible) |
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02.09.08 - 1:52 pm | #
Powell also offered praise for Illinois Sen. Barack Obama, who is seeking the Democratic presidential nomination, calling him an “exciting person on the political stage.
No NOOOOO!
Bjorn,a poor young country boi |
02.09.08 - 1:52 pm | #
Mlle called to say she was checking herself into a facility.
I told her last night, I'm done with you. You choose the life you want to live, but don't call me till you're ready to be straight.
Sounds cruel, but I had to do it.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Yes, you did. Now be prepared (I speak from family experience, sadly): you will probably have to do it again, and again, and again.
God be with you.
Rmj, Theologist |
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02.09.08 - 1:52 pm | #
Colin Powell may support Democrat or Independent in ‘08
I support sending Powell to Abu Ghraib.
Richard |
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02.09.08 - 1:53 pm | #
liberals everywhere.
God needs to send a second flood.
pud | Homepage | 02.09.08 - 1:46 pm |
Word is he settled for giving you water on the brain. Apparently, you look like the kid on "Life Goes On."
steve simels |
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02.09.08 - 1:53 pm | #
"I didn't major in math," the former Arkansas governor told a cheering crowd at the Conservative Political Action Conference meeting. "I majored in miracles."
He should just say "I be the stoopid" and get it fucking over with.
Apprentice to Darth Holden |
02.09.08 - 1:53 pm | #
"Can you imagine Tom DeLay and Denny Hastert taking no for an answer the way Reid and Pelosi did on Iraq?" asks the House aide in the expletive-filled office. "They'd find a way to get the votes. They'd get it done somehow."
Troutski |
02.09.08 - 1:54 pm | #
Yeah, but I thought they usually didn't number the first-born.
Toonscribe
Only the optimistic ones, probably.
Elmer, PHD, (horrible) |
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02.09.08 - 1:54 pm | #
So does your favorite political party.
Allow me to congratulate you, RMJ, on an especially deft blogwhore-pivot.
"I didn't major in math," the former Arkansas governor told a cheering crowd at the Conservative Political Action Conference meeting. "I majored in miracles."
Feed my household with this bread.
You can do it on your head!
NTodd, Fästing Führer |
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02.09.08 - 1:54 pm | #
Yeah, but its also a corn-fed cornucopia.
BigBeefyBruce |
02.09.08 - 1:54 pm | #
Fucking asshole. I'm with Simels, letting this Dominionist crap get mainstreamed is very dangerous. Reading the Yurica Report is what started me becoming more radical and less tolerant. (Grain of salt and all that)
Anybody else notice that the fundies are more and more referring to themselves as Protestants. They have so poisoned the xtian and fundamentalist labels that they are trying repackage themselves. Same old shit nonetheless.
qlª |
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02.09.08 - 1:54 pm | #
RMJ I think it's going to be different in Texas this time around.
Many Latinos are voting.
Plus everybody is sick of this shit.
HoneyBearKellyGoGiants |
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02.09.08 - 1:54 pm | #
Of course, there's Texas in early March, with quite a few delegates at stake.
We might actually see what it's like to be California. Although we tend to vote like Mississippi's stupid cousin.
Rmj, Theologist | Homepage | 02.09.08 - 1:46 pm
Then again, can you imagine the embare-ass-mant of a Patrician with an only child named Primus?
Elmer, PHD, (horrible) |
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02.09.08 - 1:55 pm | #
Sounds cruel, but I had to do it.
Sadly, yes you did. Peace and love to all.
NTodd, Fästing Führer |
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02.09.08 - 1:55 pm | #
PELOSI IS THE DOOR TO IMPEACHMENT, but WE ARE THE ONES WHO MUST OPEN THAT DOOR. (1-202-225-0100)
Mike Meyer |
02.09.08 - 1:55 pm | #
Word is he settled for giving you water on the brain. Apparently, you look like the kid on "Life Goes On."
steve simels
Jebus loves pud.
Almost everyone else thinks he's a tool.
Terry C, Clintonian |
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02.09.08 - 1:56 pm | #
PELOSI IS THE DOOR TO IMPEACHMENT, but WE ARE THE ONES WHO MUST OPEN THAT DOOR. (1-202-225-0100)
That's not an imperial presidency. That's the kind of presidency Yahweh might establish. I'm sure there's some law professor out there who can make the legal argument that executive power in wartime encompasses even the reckless guesses and impressionistic whims of a single man, as they arise. At which point, that too will become an "open question" on which "reasonable people will differ." And the dance will begin again.
It's not longer a question of what is "Reasonable," but of what is "right," and by "right" we have to mean "moral." Digby ends her post pessimistically, saying: "Sadly, very few people seem to think it's a problem." Very few people leaves a lot of people, in both parties, covered in this disgrace.
What actions by people outside government can possibly change that?
Gillie on the Spey |
02.09.08 - 1:56 pm | #
RMJ I think it's going to be different in Texas this time around.
Many Latinos are voting.
Plus everybody is sick of this shit.
HoneyBearKellyGoGiants
Well, overheard a typical West Houstonite yesterday saying Romney was the only qualified candidate, and she wasn't going to vote for McCain (missed her reasoning).
I keep thinking, though, the powers that be are way out of touch, especially the way they keep pushing the "Trans Texas Corridor" nobody except the contractors and owners of it, want. May the times change, indeed.
Rmj, Theologist |
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02.09.08 - 1:57 pm | #
Remember during the 2004 general election when Kerry was in philly and he ordered the wrong kinda cheese? It was a huge news story. Well that was pretty much the begining of the end for him. I'm thinking which ever of the 2 dem noms fucks up first and orders french cheese is done.
hadenough |
02.09.08 - 1:57 pm | #
Yes, you did. Now be prepared (I speak from family experience, sadly): you will probably have to do it again, and again, and again.
God be with you.
Rmj, Theologist
I went through this with my sister. I do know some addicts who have recovered. Sadly, she was not one of them. My heart aches for Sally & her family. Especially for Maddie.
qlª |
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02.09.08 - 1:57 pm | #
If God does send a second flood, we can be sure the repugs will let their fellow Americans drown in it. To save a few more bucks for the oil and aerospace industries.
Duane V |
02.09.08 - 1:57 pm | #
"Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno."
-- Sen. John McCain, speaking to a Republican dinner, June 1998.
John, ever look in a mirror?
If I had a dog as ugly as you, I'd shave its ass and make it walk backward.
billy b |
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02.09.08 - 1:58 pm | #
What actions by people outside government can possibly change that?
Gillie on the Spey
The political theory is, none of us are "outside this government." Maybe we should reclaim that idea, for starters.
Rmj, Theologist |
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02.09.08 - 1:58 pm | #
In other words, he flunked math.
Bjorn,a poor young country boi
I think it meant he passed, and can't figure out how, except a miracle...
Elmer, PHD, (horrible) |
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02.09.08 - 1:58 pm | #
Well, overheard a typical West Houstonite yesterday saying Romney was the only qualified candidate, and she wasn't going to vote for McCain (missed her reasoning).
Here's hoping all the fucktards stay home on Election Night.
I'm with Simels, letting this Dominionist crap get mainstreamed is very dangerous. Reading the Yurica Report is what started me becoming more radical and less tolerant. (
qlª
Kiddo -- I don't think it's beyond the realm of possibility that Huckabee is going to win two, or even, three of the Repug primaries tomorrow. (And I predict that if he does, the media will still maintain the fiction that McCain is the nominee for sure).
Like I said -- the Republican and conservative establishments haven't got a fricking clue to what's about to hit them....
steve simels |
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02.09.08 - 1:59 pm | #
If God does send a second flood, we can be sure the repugs will let their fellow Americans drown in it. To save a few more bucks for the oil and aerospace industries.
Duane V
God's not sending a flood: we are.
Moe Szyslak, one-handed |
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02.09.08 - 1:59 pm | #
It would be nice to have a less somnabulate dem congressional leadership to help back up the dem nominee.
Proving that you're strong on national defense, or anything, with give 'em head harry and off the table nancy will be a challenge.
Bjorn,a poor young country boi |
02.09.08 - 1:59 pm | #
"Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno."
-- Sen. John McCain, speaking to a Republican dinner, June 1998.
Like I said last night, what can you expect from a loser who dumps his first wife - the woman who kept things together while he was a POW - for some trophy bimbo?
Terry C, Clintonian |
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02.09.08 - 1:59 pm | #
PELOSI IS THE DOOR TO IMPEACHMENT, but WE ARE THE ONES WHO MUST OPEN THAT DOOR. (1-202-225-0100)
No, Conyers is the door. And we are the keys.
If Conyers had the balls to stand up to Pelosi, he wouldn't be chairing the Judiciary Committee.
Duane V |
02.09.08 - 1:59 pm | #
The political theory is, none of us are "outside this government." Maybe we should reclaim that idea, for starters.
But how, in practical steps, do people do that?
Gillie on the Spey |
02.09.08 - 2:00 pm | #
I think it meant he passed, and can't figure out how, except a miracle...
Elmer, PHD, (horrible) | Homepage | 02.09.08 - 1:58 pm | #
To be fair, he went to Patriot Bible University.
Bjorn,a poor young country boi |
02.09.08 - 2:00 pm | #
God's not sending a flood: we are.
Moe Szyslak, one-handed
We are the flood God is sending.
Duane V |
02.09.08 - 2:01 pm | #
So out of 1400 delegates left, either Obama or Hillary have to get 1,100 of them to avoid a backroom deal or brokered convention.
How many superdelegates are in the DLC??
Addison |
02.09.08 - 2:01 pm | #
"Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno."
-- Sen. John McCain, speaking to a Republican dinner, June 1998.
John, ever look in a mirror?
He better pray that hrc is not the nominee, for his own personal safety.
Bjorn,a poor young country boi |
02.09.08 - 2:01 pm | #
Sounds cruel, but I had to do it.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Oh, Sallyh. My heartfelt best to you. I had to the same thing with kid brother (he's ten years younger than I am and lived with me while he was in high school).
For what it's worth, he turned out great. He's got a good career and adores me. I hope it turns out that way for you.
Upsidasium |
02.09.08 - 2:01 pm | #
The political theory is, none of us are "outside this government." Maybe we should reclaim that idea, for starters.
You sure you don't want to write at Pax?
NTodd, Fästing Führer |
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02.09.08 - 2:01 pm | #
If God does send a second flood, we can be sure the repugs will let their fellow Americans drown in it. To save a few more bucks for the oil and aerospace industries.
God gave Noah the rainbow sign,
No more water, the fire next time!
Gillie on the Spey |
02.09.08 - 2:01 pm | #
POWER is dericed from the CONSENT of the governed. In effect WE have AGREED WITH GEORGE on everything he has done.
Mike Meyer |
02.09.08 - 2:01 pm | #
Remember during the 2004 general election when Kerry was in philly and he ordered the wrong kinda cheese? It was a huge news story. Well that was pretty much the begining of the end for him. I'm thinking which ever of the 2 dem noms fucks up first and orders french cheese is done.
hadenough |
That was that asshole, Michael SmegmaConish's bullshit.
I would love to see Bush TRY to eat a cheesesteak. He'd probably end up WEARING half of it.
Terry C, Clintonian |
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02.09.08 - 2:02 pm | #
Like I said last night, what can you expect from a loser who dumps his first wife - the woman who kept things together while he was a POW - for some trophy bimbo?
Not justa trophy bimbo, but a trophy bimbo with MONEY.
McStain's ambition rules all.
Apprentice to Darth Holden |
02.09.08 - 2:02 pm | #
If Conyers had the balls to stand up to Pelosi, he wouldn't be chairing the Judiciary Committee.
So send him some balls.
NTodd, Fästing Führer |
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02.09.08 - 2:02 pm | #
Like I said last night, what can you expect from a loser who dumps his first wife - the woman who kept things together while he was a POW - for some trophy bimbo?
Not justa trophy bimbo, but a trophy bimbo with MONEY.
McStain's ambition rules all.
Apprentice to Darth Holden
Yep - right down to allowing his own family to be trashed by Rove & Co.
Terry C, Clintonian |
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02.09.08 - 2:02 pm | #
Not justa trophy bimbo, but a trophy bimbo with MONEY.
McStain's ambition rules all.
Apprentice to Darth Holden | 02.09.08 - 2:02 pm | #
The devil alcohol money!
Bjorn,a poor young country boi |
02.09.08 - 2:03 pm | #
a loser who dumps his first wife - the woman who kept things together while he was a POW - for some trophy bimbo?
why hasnt conyers pushed for impeachment? he is in a safe district, i dont think he would be risking anything--doesnt have any ambitions for higher office afaik, and i dont think he is a sellout like reid and pelosi.
pretzelattack |
02.09.08 - 2:03 pm | #
POWER is dericed from the CONSENT of the governed. In effect WE have AGREED WITH GEORGE on everything he has done.
If someone had shown a bit of leadership at fighting the bullshit in 2000, things would be very different.
Hell, Ukrainians are more civic minded than most Americans are.
Apprentice to Darth Holden |
02.09.08 - 2:03 pm | #
God's not sending a flood: we are.
Moe
Nobody laugh, but before we bought this place we checked to see how far above sea level it is. 65 feet. We had dinner with four other couples last night, most native Delawareans, none of them knew that and thought we were pretty silly for checking it out.
qlª |
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02.09.08 - 2:03 pm | #
Sounds cruel, but I had to do it.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
I don't know what to say, Sallyh, but my thoughts are with you.
Terry C, Clintonian |
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02.09.08 - 2:03 pm | #
God's not sending a flood: we are.
Moe Szyslak, one-handed
We are the flood God is sending.
Duane V
So God hates poor people and wants to reward the rich for fucking up the earth?
Not cruel at all. People joks about "tough love", but it's no joke if you gotta show it. RMJ's right, though; be prepared for repeat performances. I felt like shit over what I had to do "to" my brother a few years back (it involved drugs, the county jail and the county mental hospital), and was surprised how few people took his side. Seven years later, even he says I did right. Buck up, but be ready...
Elmer, PHD, (horrible) |
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02.09.08 - 2:04 pm | #
So send him some balls.
NTodd, Fästing Führer
We haven't sent him enough balls already?
Duane V |
02.09.08 - 2:04 pm | #
"I would love to see Bush TRY to eat a cheesesteak. He'd probably end up WEARING half of it.
Terry C, Clintonian"
They'd have to throw him in the shower afterwards.
hadenough |
02.09.08 - 2:05 pm | #
SallyH one day your daughter will wake up and say to herself "I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired".
Until that day comes there really isn't much you can do.
Here's some virtual love for you.
HoneyBearKellyGoGiants |
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02.09.08 - 2:05 pm | #
Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno."
-- Sen. John McCain, speaking to a Republican dinner, June 1998.
john mccain is uglier than that star wars doll last night. chelsea clinton is attractive and smart.
pretzelattack |
02.09.08 - 2:05 pm | #
POWER is dericed from the CONSENT of the governed. In effect WE have AGREED WITH GEORGE on everything he has done.
I don't have a ricer.
NTodd, Fästing Führer |
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02.09.08 - 2:05 pm | #
So God hates poor people and wants to reward the rich for fucking up the earth?
ql-- I don't think it's silly. But, increasingly, I think we'll have far greater things to worry about than our own property not flooding. It hardly matters at all, I think.
Moe Szyslak, one-handed |
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02.09.08 - 2:07 pm | #
POWER is dericed from the CONSENT of the governed. In effect WE have AGREED WITH GEORGE on everything he has done.
I AGREE. We need to DERICE the Bush Administration. And DECHENEY, DEBUSH, and DEMUKASEY it too.
Duane V |
02.09.08 - 2:07 pm | #
When was the last time anyone gave a shit about Pennsylvania primary voters? Gotta be kinda exciting.
But, Atrios makes a good point. Just what the fuck are the candidates going to do to seal the deal? Pass around cookies at the local PTSA meetings?
Jake in Milwaukee |
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02.09.08 - 2:07 pm | #
ql-- I don't think it's silly. But, increasingly, I think we'll have far greater things to worry about than our own property not flooding. It hardly matters at all, I think.
Moe Szyslak, one-handed | Homepage | 02.09.08 - 2:07 pm | #
Don't worry, all that heat from the leaking nuclear power plants will dry up the flood.
Bjorn,a poor young country boi |
02.09.08 - 2:08 pm | #
we need to delice the bush administration. that should take care of all of em.
pretzelattack |
02.09.08 - 2:08 pm | #
Just what the fuck are the candidates going to do to seal the deal? Pass around cookies at the local PTSA meetings?
Jake in Milwaukee
Free shotguns for everyone.
Terry C, Clintonian |
Homepage |
02.09.08 - 2:08 pm | #
Moe, you're probably right. Might be better to be flushed away with the first wave.
I AGREE. We need to DERICE the Bush Administration. And DECHENEY, DEBUSH, and DEMUKASEY it too.
Duane V | 02.09.08 - 2:07 pm | #
DE-lightful.
Bjorn,a poor young country boi |
02.09.08 - 2:09 pm | #
inside work done, now out to the shop where i will prepare for my protest materials against eschacon.
first item: a huge, pink paper mache' head of atrios, which i will burn in effigy.
nero socrates |
02.09.08 - 2:09 pm | #
Free shotguns for everyone.
Terry C, Clintonian | Homepage | 02.09.08 - 2:08 pm | #
That's the GOP primary.
Jake in Milwaukee |
Homepage |
02.09.08 - 2:09 pm | #
ql, those are very interesting articles.
mimi |
Homepage |
02.09.08 - 2:09 pm | #
I don't have a ricer.
NTodd, Fästing Führer
You know how, when you try to squeeze the juice out of tuna, the lid suddenly folds, tuna sprays everywhere, and the cat wants to lick the front of your shirt?
Using a ricer will prevent that.
Upsidasium's household tip for the day...
Upsidasium |
02.09.08 - 2:09 pm | #
Will McCain or Huckleberry drag FORMER Senator Man On Dog out to campaign for them?
Terry C, Clintonian |
Homepage |
02.09.08 - 2:09 pm | #
Hey Moe, serious question - how much energy/petroleum products does it take to run a paper mill? I ask as the local Whole Paycheck is switching to just paper bags.
Bjorn,a poor young country boi |
02.09.08 - 2:10 pm | #
"But, Atrios makes a good point. Just what the fuck are the candidates going to do to seal the deal?"
obama can go to c. pa and sell meth at a discount. it's a win-win.
nero socrates |
02.09.08 - 2:10 pm | #
Sallyh -- probably the one thing that saved my life was that people stopped helping me to kill myself with drugs. I was living in Tampa, separate from my parents but hardly independent. My friends just kind of agreed that I couldn't stay with any of them if I was going to use, and they meant it. It helped me to see that I had to do something that wasn't stupid for a change.
I know it's an order of magnitude (or many) to take that approach with your own kid, but if she doesn't want to change you can't possibly make her.
You know all this, of course. Guess I just want to add my support and also my experience: Some say I turned out sort of OK.
V for Virginia |
02.09.08 - 2:10 pm | #
Will McCain or Huckleberry drag FORMER Senator Man On Dog out to campaign for them?
Terry C, Clintonian | Homepage | 02.09.08 - 2:09 pm | #
Ole' Smegma Santorum.... ahh, I can just picture THAT rally.
Jake in Milwaukee |
Homepage |
02.09.08 - 2:10 pm | #
im sure rick santorum will be showing up somewhere, maybe with fred thompsons dog. no, scratch that, that dog has enough troubles.
pretzelattack |
02.09.08 - 2:10 pm | #
I don't have a ricer.
NTodd, Fästing Führer | Homepage | 02.09.08 - 2:05 pm |
Put it on your wish list.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins |
02.09.08 - 2:11 pm | #
When was the last time anyone gave a shit about Pennsylvania primary voters? Gotta be kinda exciting.
But, Atrios makes a good point. Just what the fuck are the candidates going to do to seal the deal? Pass around cookies at the local PTSA meetings?
Jake in Milwaukee
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It does make the later primaries interesting, but mathematically we are pretty much doomed to a brokered convention or backroom deal unless one candidate just suddenly wins by almost impossibly huge landslides.
In a way, the later primaries are almost academic before they even happened.
Addison |
02.09.08 - 2:11 pm | #
.
Feed my household with this bread.
You can do it on your head!
NTodd, Fästing Führer
I don't have a ricer.
NTodd, Fästing Führer
Jeesus.
Can't you see that all you talk about is food?
Have a ricecake for Chrissake...
Elias |
02.09.08 - 2:13 pm | #
God, I didn't realize this place was so addictive!
Elias |
02.09.08 - 2:13 pm | #
Hey Moe, serious question - how much energy/petroleum products does it take to run a paper mill? I ask as the local Whole Paycheck is switching to just paper bags.
Bjorn,
If they had any sense, they'd be powering the mill machinery off the wood waste. Most around here do. So, petroleum use is incidental-- oiling the machinery and such. Much larger is the diesel used by the logging trucks... if you had to choose, I'd go with paper.
Moe Szyslak, one-handed |
Homepage |
02.09.08 - 2:13 pm | #
Will McCain or Huckleberry drag FORMER Senator Man On Dog out to campaign for them?
Terry C, Clintonian | Homepage | 02.09.08 - 2:09 pm | #
If I had a dog as ugly as you, I'd shave its ass and make it walk backward.
I named the stay cat that comes around and demands food McCain because it has big chubby cheeks. It's not ugly!!! It's just a bit beat up.
annie |
02.09.08 - 2:14 pm | #
Ack...make that 796. My fingers got twitchy.
Diane C. Barking-Mad |
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02.09.08 - 2:14 pm | #
In a way, the later primaries are almost academic before they even happened.
Addison | 02.09.08 - 2:11 pm | #
It seems that the later, bigger state primaries are going to be used to manage the PR of a win/loss, rather than actually select a majority of delegates. Matt Yglesias has a post up saying that, in the end, he thinks Hillary will take this in the end because Obama would have to completely run the table in order to "appear" like he's winning. I dunno about that. If they still split the delegates 50-50 and the super delegates still haven't committed, I can't imagine how this thing doesn't get decided by the fat cats in Denver.
Jake in Milwaukee |
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02.09.08 - 2:14 pm | #
im sure rick santorum will be showing up somewhere
he was "pimping" for Romney, wasn't he?
watertiger, kodos4prez |
Homepage |
02.09.08 - 2:15 pm | #
It's not ugly!!! It's just a bit beat up.
McCain's beat up. And mufugly. Major mufugly.
billy b |
Homepage |
02.09.08 - 2:16 pm | #
God, I didn't realize this place was so addictive!
Elias
I didn't know either....
Duane V |
02.09.08 - 2:16 pm | #
If they still split the delegates 50-50 and the super delegates still haven't committed, I can't imagine how this thing doesn't get decided by the fat cats in Denver.
How many delegates does Edwards have to bargain with?
Gillie on the Spey |
02.09.08 - 2:16 pm | #
i>he was "pimping" for Romney, wasn't he?
watertiger, kodos4prez | Homepage | 02.09.08 - 2:15 pm | #
Didn't I read about him trash-talking McCain on a commuter train somewhere?
Jake in Milwaukee |
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02.09.08 - 2:16 pm | #
God, I didn't realize this place was so addictive!
Elias
If the person candidate with the most votes going into the convention doesn't get the nomination... well, that ain't right. Why'd I vote?
Moe Szyslak, one-handed |
Homepage |
02.09.08 - 2:18 pm | #
sigh, maybe that 26 will be crucial so he can get some leverage to bargain with. i hope.
pretzelattack |
02.09.08 - 2:19 pm | #
Sick isn't it?
You have no idea, brother man.
It's like nicotene, blow, or smack.
billy b |
Homepage |
02.09.08 - 2:19 pm | #
If the person candidate with the most votes going into the convention doesn't get the nomination... well, that ain't right. Why'd I vote?
Moe Szyslak, one-handed | Homepage | 02.09.08 - 2:18 pm | #
You know, I do agree that's a little shady. But it's not like this hasn't been the system for a long, long time now. Certainly after FL in 2000, you'd think the DNC would have taken action to address some of these potential discrepancies in their primary...
Jake in Milwaukee |
Homepage |
02.09.08 - 2:20 pm | #
I named the stray cat that comes around and demands food McCain because it has big chubby cheeks. It's not ugly!!! It's just a bit beat up.
McCain is FUGLY.
Terry C, Clintonian |
Homepage |
02.09.08 - 2:20 pm | #
It's like nicotene, blow, or smack.
billy b
[lights cigarette, snorts fat line, troutslaps billy]
V for Virginia |
02.09.08 - 2:20 pm | #
ql, those are very interesting articles.
mimi | Homepage | 02.09.08 - 2:09 pm | #
Hey Butler -- how are the ski conditions in the Austin Alps?
steve simels |
Homepage |
02.09.08 - 2:20 pm | #
I'm gonna try to do a few miles on the tread mill, see if my cast gets in the way. See ya'all later.
Moe Szyslak, one-handed |
Homepage |
02.09.08 - 2:20 pm | #
What's worse is when you have about 3 Haloscans open at the same time, which is something I'm successfully resisting so far...
i think this whole superdelegate thing came about because the party didnt want somebody like mcgovern winning again (i could be wrong here).
pretzelattack |
02.09.08 - 2:21 pm | #
How many delegates does Edwards have to bargain with?
Gillie on the Spey
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That ain't nothing. Wait till Hillary fights to get Florida and Michigans votes reinstated. I really, really hope she doesn't do that. It would be better to just go into a brokered convention with the votes as they are, than to try something that could and would be percieved as underhandedly trying to change the rules so obviously for her benefit.
Addison |
02.09.08 - 2:22 pm | #
I wonder if the '65-'66 Yardbirds were part of the model for the Spinal Tap writers, because Keith Relf looked remarkably like Michael McKean's early days character.
MP |
02.09.08 - 2:22 pm | #
i wish haloscan would terminate its contract with mr peabody.
pretzelattack |
02.09.08 - 2:22 pm | #
I don't really care if there is a backroom deal on the nomination, the way I look at it, either Obama or Clinton are the nominee, and the rethugs are toast.
krsaz |
02.09.08 - 2:22 pm | #
Austin Dog Burner(TM)Dead Pool Update:
It has now been 18 days since anything new has been posted at his piece of shit blog.
steve simels |
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02.09.08 - 2:22 pm | #
Certainly after FL in 2000, you'd think the DNC would have taken action to address some of these potential discrepancies in their primary...
Jake in Milwaukee
Jake, the DNC put the super delegate system into place to make sure it would retain power. The super delegates are comprised of all sitting senators and house members, all Dem governors, and party officials.
Diane C. Barking-Mad |
Homepage |
02.09.08 - 2:23 pm | #
is butler=tobypetzold, or are there really 2 trolls from austin?
pretzelattack |
02.09.08 - 2:23 pm | #
That ain't nothing. Wait till Hillary fights to get Florida and Michigans votes reinstated. I really, really hope she doesn't do that.
What Addison says.
That's the "nuclear option" as far as I'm concerned.
SteveLG |
02.09.08 - 2:23 pm | #
It has now been 18 days since anything new has been posted at his piece of shit blog.
Old man simels' dedication is truly a wonder of days of yore.
Apprentice to Darth Holden |
02.09.08 - 2:23 pm | #
Keith Relf looked remarkably like Michael McKean's early days character.
Though McKean has one lung too many...
md (super) 80 |
02.09.08 - 2:24 pm | #
Old man simels' dedication is truly a wonder of days of yore.
Apprentice to Darth Holden | 02.09.08 - 2:23 pm | #
he's fighting toby over there so we dont have to fight him here.
pretzelattack |
02.09.08 - 2:24 pm | #
[I had to go to teh goggle for the troutslap - another addicting thing about this joint, the thangs one learns]
billy b |
Homepage |
02.09.08 - 2:24 pm | #
Though McKean has one lung too many...
md (super) 80
Actually 2. Relf was electrocuted on stage in 1976.
MP |
02.09.08 - 2:25 pm | #
I wonder if the '65-'66 Yardbirds were part of the model for the Spinal Tap writers, because Keith Relf looked remarkably like Michael McKean's early days character.
MP
Of course, but so far, we're not seeing them throw their support behind anyone. The slight edge Hillary enjoys is still only a fraction of the supers out there. If the vote count is nearly 50-50, and the delegate count is close, and the voters have all spoken, there's gonna be some wheelin' and dealin' at the convention.
Jake in Milwaukee |
Homepage |
02.09.08 - 2:25 pm | #
Austin Dog Burner(TM)Dead Pool Update:
It has now been 18 days since anything new has been posted at his piece of shit blog.
steve simels
There are only SO many times you can use the words "Islamofascism" and "Mohammedan"
Terry C, Clintonian |
Homepage |
02.09.08 - 2:26 pm | #
It has now been 18 days since anything new has been posted at his piece of shit blog.
Old man simels' dedication is truly a wonder of days of yore.
Apprentice to Darth Holden
Toby was one of Simels' most consistent beneficiaries of invitations to oral copulation.
Any good businessperson knows the repeat customers.
Roadmaster, Milwaukee Office |
02.09.08 - 2:26 pm | #
is butler=tobypetzold, or are there really 2 trolls from austin?
Sadly, fourlegs was given a gremlin, but got it wet then fed the brood after midnight...
NTodd, Fästing Führer |
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02.09.08 - 2:26 pm | #
there's gonna be some wheelin' and dealin' at the convention.
Jake in Milwaukee
True enough. I'm trying to remember the convention rules. It used to be that delegates were bound only for the first ballot. I don't know if that has changed. Does anybody know for sure?
Diane C. Barking-Mad |
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02.09.08 - 2:27 pm | #
Keith Relf looked remarkably like Michael McKean's early days character.
Hmmmmm.
Chris Guest is a ringer for Jeff Beck in Spinal Tap, also.
billy b |
Homepage |
02.09.08 - 2:27 pm | #
I can quit any time, motherfucker!
V for Virginia |
02.09.08 - 2:28 pm | #
Actually 2.
Relf was born with one functioning lung, IIRC.
md (super) 80 |
02.09.08 - 2:28 pm | #
And Sallyh - what I said a couple nights back goes double - may there be healing and comfort on the road ahead.
Roadmaster, Milwaukee Office |
02.09.08 - 2:28 pm | #
God, I didn't realize this place was so addictive!
Elias
May I reccommend Bloganon? It doesn't exist, but I still recommend it...
Elmer, PHD, (horrible) |
Homepage |
02.09.08 - 2:29 pm | #
True enough. I'm trying to remember the convention rules. It used to be that delegates were bound only for the first ballot. I don't know if that has changed. Does anybody know for sure?
Diane C. Barking-Mad | Homepage | 02.09.08 - 2:27 pm | #
Good point! Wonder how the networks will broadcast this thing... three days of flipping votes from one to the other!
Jake in Milwaukee |
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02.09.08 - 2:29 pm | #
i think this whole superdelegate thing came about because the party didnt want somebody like mcgovern winning again (i could be wrong here).
pretzelattack
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Yep. It was all about McGovern and the people usurping the party bosses by nominating him. They wanted to make sure that never happened again.
Addison |
02.09.08 - 2:30 pm | #
They wanted to make sure that never happened again.
They did a bang up job
1984 - Mondale
1988 - Dukakis
billy b |
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02.09.08 - 2:33 pm | #
Mlle called to say she was checking herself into a facility.
I told her last night, I'm done with you. You choose the life you want to live, but don't call me till you're ready to be straight.
Sounds cruel, but I had to do it.
Gramma Fishstink, you are a rotten person.
pud |
Homepage |
02.09.08 - 2:34 pm | #
God, I didn't realize this place was so addictive!
Elias
May I reccommend Bloganon? It doesn't exist, but I still recommend it...
Elmer, PHD, (horrible) |
Thanks Doc!
Elias (It's all about Meme) |
02.09.08 - 2:34 pm | #
Gramma Fishstink, you are a rotten person.
Fuck you, dicklick. Go snort some gasoline and light it.
billy b |
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02.09.08 - 2:41 pm | #