On weekends the trolls with the heaviest brain damage are allowed to (try to) use the computer. Every once in a while, one actually figures out how to work it long enough to leave some drool-tinged inanities here.
The one(s) in the thread below will go away when the man with the cart comes with the jello and tranquilizers.
Tralfaz |
08.09.08 - 12:55 pm | #
aussitôt que l'on se pense Dieu,
aussitôt on reçoit une croix
Luc De Larochelière - La vie est si fragile
mimi |
Homepage |
08.09.08 - 12:55 pm | #
Give me a few million bucks, and I'll gladly move to Manhattan.
I'm thinking Hell's Kitchen would be a nice, quiet neighborhood.
Apprentice to Darth Holden |
08.09.08 - 12:57 pm | #
Nice one, spinoza.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore |
08.09.08 - 12:59 pm | #
I don't want to be inhospitable, but we already have more people than we can handle. Unfortunately, our billionaire mayor has figured that out yet.
OT, another Friday surprise ...
Washington - The Federal Bureau of Investigation said Friday that it had improperly obtained the phone records of reporters for The New York Times and The Washington Post in the newspapers' Indonesia bureaus in 2004.
Brooklyn Girl, sockpuppet |
08.09.08 - 12:59 pm | #
"Wayne Gretzky is one of the all-time best American athletes!"
- John McCain
Attaturk |
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08.09.08 - 12:59 pm | #
They should saw Manhattan off and let it float out to sea.
And make sure no one tried to swim ashore.
Gomez |
08.09.08 - 12:59 pm | #
Firing up the killfile.
Ahhhhhhh, much better.
Terry C, Obama/Clinton 08 |
Homepage |
08.09.08 - 1:00 pm | #
plantsman: Nice LE, JP.
But you could tell where the Photoshopping came in, right?
.
Jeffraham Prestonian |
Homepage |
08.09.08 - 1:00 pm | #
Sorry, atrios.
I don't want Manhattan, and Manhattan doesn't want me.
To each his own.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore |
08.09.08 - 1:00 pm | #
Can you grow a veggie garden there?
ErinPDX, Obama/Kulongoski |
Homepage |
08.09.08 - 1:00 pm | #
That's not the real mimi. I'm the real mimi.
mimi |
08.09.08 - 1:00 pm | #
"Wayne Gretzky is one of the all-time best American athletes!"
- John McCain
Attaturk
I watched Woody's "Husbands and Wives" yesterday. Those look like affordable and big apartments in NYC. Can someone suggest where I can find one ?
Gilly Gonzylon |
08.09.08 - 1:01 pm | #
Manhattan???
Brooklyn is where it's at.
tommy |
08.09.08 - 1:01 pm | #
I find that "when we say it's not Vista, people love it" campaign almost sad.
plantsman |
Homepage |
08.09.08 - 1:01 pm | #
Good morning moonbats. I've been forced to move the clock ahead to 4:20 as the husband is out there with the acoustic playing singing horse w/nn.
ErinPDX, Obama/Kulongoski |
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08.09.08 - 1:01 pm | #
I watched Woody's "Husbands and Wives" yesterday. Those look like affordable and big apartments in NYC. Can someone suggest where I can find one ?
Gilly Gonzylon
They all have cockroaches, you know.
Gomez |
08.09.08 - 1:01 pm | #
I'm not even going to take the light rail to my government job... I'm going to walk!
underwhelm |
08.09.08 - 1:01 pm | #
I don't understand:
Edward's infidelity - a serious problem for Obama
McCain's infidelity - not a problem for McCain
Certified Mutant Enemy |
Homepage |
08.09.08 - 1:01 pm | #
Erin, Gordo's "Jeff's Furniture" ad is icky.
plantsman |
Homepage |
08.09.08 - 1:03 pm | #
Can someone suggest where I can find one ?
Gilly Gonzylon | 08.09.08 - 1:01 pm | #
you need to find a few friends who work in coffee shops or as out of work actors to share one with you.
dirk gently,not dead yet |
Homepage |
08.09.08 - 1:03 pm | #
Actually, he lives in the West Village, right on the river.
Brooklyn Girl, sockpuppet |
08.09.08 - 1:04 pm | #
I don't understand:
mccain's infidelity: a problem for obama.
NOW do you understand?
dirk gently,not dead yet |
Homepage |
08.09.08 - 1:04 pm | #
one last thought-
as Bif Naked would say:
"we are the lucky ones"
mimi |
Homepage |
08.09.08 - 1:04 pm | #
"I got my scrotum pierced at the Piercing Pagoda in Manhattan"-David Broder
jr |
08.09.08 - 1:04 pm | #
Would Hell still be other people if we got rid of Manhattan?
Gomez |
08.09.08 - 1:05 pm | #
Didn't promise never to come. Took like all day to say goodbye or something. Damn, I knew it was too good to be true.
qlª - |
Homepage |
08.09.08 - 1:05 pm | #
Hasn't everybody moved to Manhattan yet?
Can't afford it.
And, besides, isn't it more dangerous than Baghdad?
Terry C, Obama/Clinton 08 |
Homepage |
08.09.08 - 1:05 pm | #
The opening ceremonies were spectacular BTW. And no I'm not gay.
Gomez
You lie worse than Edwards.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore |
08.09.08 - 1:05 pm | #
The guy killing and maiming Americans before committing suicide was not so great, and I am gay.
plantsman |
Homepage |
08.09.08 - 1:06 pm | #
And, besides, isn't it more dangerous than Baghdad?
Terry C, Obama/Clinton 08
so is canton.
dirk gently,not dead yet |
Homepage |
08.09.08 - 1:06 pm | #
I have an idea. Let's ask who last played mimi. He should know who he passed the baton to.
Do you think?
The Youngstown Kid |
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08.09.08 - 1:06 pm | #
you need to find a few friends who work in coffee shops or as out of work actors to share one with you.
dirk gently,not dead yet | Homepage | 08.09.08 - 1:03 pm | #
No thanks. My ex-wife was part of the wannabe acting scene in socal. I don't recall her ever going on an audition. She sure went to plenty of classes, though.
Gilly Gonzylon |
08.09.08 - 1:06 pm | #
I'll try again.
Didn't mimi promise she was going away forever. Took an entire day to say goodbye but here she is again.
qlª - |
Homepage |
08.09.08 - 1:06 pm | #
McStain: "I know she was a Rodeo Queen, but does she ALWAYS have to be on top?"
Lime Rickey |
08.09.08 - 1:06 pm | #
When's Hussein Obama going to put a windfall profit tax on Hollywood. They make a lot more on profits than the oil companies. We should get a 2,000.00 check if Hussein would put a windfall profit tax on the Hollywood elites.
Paula Abeles |
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08.09.08 - 1:06 pm | #
They all have cockroaches, you know.
Gomez | 08.09.08 - 1:01 pm | #
Not really ... I get ladybugs in my apartment.
Look, I don't like it when people bash New York. But otoh, it ain't exactly paradise, mainly because there are just too many people. Our infrastructure is seriously broken and we can't continue to accommodate the influx of people without some potentially catastrophic consequences and a severe impact on our already tense lifestle.
Brooklyn Girl, sockpuppet |
08.09.08 - 1:06 pm | #
Well, it's Saturday morning in August. Wait until the week before the elections. Getting a few firsts in a row will be as difficult as getting Atrios to blog about biofuels.
leibniz leibkins ♘☮ |
08.09.08 - 1:07 pm | #
My ex-wife was part of the wannabe acting scene in socal. I don't recall her ever going on an audition. She sure went to plenty of classes, though.
Gilly Gonzylon | 08.09.08 - 1:06 pm | #
hell, that's nothing. i do that in atlanta.
now that's pathetic.
dirk gently,not dead yet |
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08.09.08 - 1:07 pm | #
Sorry for the blogwhore, but over at the homepage there's an interesting new Listomania (hint: It's about sex!!!!!)
While at Box Office, I recommend a really depressing/scary documentary about the Kremlin whistle blower Putin had killed by putting radioactive poison in his tea. Plus I nominate my favorite Cold War-themed films. http://boxoffice.com/blogs/steve...nia-spec-
12.php
If you leave a comment, I wouldn't be unhappy...
steve hüssein® simels |
Homepage |
08.09.08 - 1:07 pm | #
mimi got banned from home, but she's in Geneva.
plantsman |
Homepage |
08.09.08 - 1:07 pm | #
You lie worse than Edwards.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
I watched 5 minutes of the Steeler game and then switched it NBC.
It would have been better w/o Costas' BS.
Gomez |
08.09.08 - 1:07 pm | #
Does anyone have an extra tire guage.?
Paula Abeles |
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08.09.08 - 1:07 pm | #
Michelle Bachmann is, in a way, a perfect representative for those exurb districts. They're full of rage because they have to pay for transit they don't use because they choose to live 40 miles out of town and commute in their cars.
I caught her "performance" on CSpan the other night.
The woman is bonkers.
Then again, there has to be something seriously wrong with a woman who thinks Bush is hot.
Terry C, Obama/Clinton 08 |
Homepage |
08.09.08 - 1:09 pm | #
But you're in Brooklyn, right. Not Manhattan.
Gomez | 08.09.08 - 1:08 pm | #
Just on the other side of the Brooklyn Bridge. But my point was that I don't have cockroaches, and I don't know anyone who does.
Brooklyn Girl, sockpuppet |
08.09.08 - 1:09 pm | #
They like the jobs and the shows, but fuck if they want any of the upkeep to come out of their pockets.
underwhelm |
08.09.08 - 1:09 pm | #
QL - didn't cancer get you yet?
mimi
Fuck off, troll.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore |
08.09.08 - 1:09 pm | #
Bachmann and her caribou coffee clatches.
plantsman |
Homepage |
08.09.08 - 1:10 pm | #
Just on the other side of the Brooklyn Bridge. But my point was that I don't have cockroaches, and I don't know anyone who does.
Brooklyn Girl, sockpuppet
I had them everywhere I lived in Chicago.
Gomez |
08.09.08 - 1:10 pm | #
QL - didn't cancer get you yet?
mimi
Oh, man - there HAS to be a way to BAN this piece of shit.
Terry C, Obama/Clinton 08 |
Homepage |
08.09.08 - 1:10 pm | #
The Steelers suck.
My Jags beat them twice he Traitor John Kerry's wife's stadium last year.
Paula Abeles |
Homepage |
08.09.08 - 1:10 pm | #
And, besides, isn't it more dangerous than Baghdad?
According to Republicans, Baghdad is the safest place on earth.
Certified Mutant Enemy |
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08.09.08 - 1:10 pm | #
But my point was that I don't have cockroaches, and I don't know anyone who does.
mimi has a exoskeleton and scurries around dark edges of her apartment.
leibniz leibkins ♘☮ |
08.09.08 - 1:10 pm | #
Seventeen year survivor. I guess I must be doing something right.
qlª - |
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08.09.08 - 1:10 pm | #
One thing I haven't mentioned is that I have no idea how to interact with other people in a way that even remotely resembles normalcy.
mimi |
08.09.08 - 1:11 pm | #
The cool part is when you're watching TV and a cockroach crawls across the screen.
Gomez |
08.09.08 - 1:11 pm | #
Terry C, I bet Hussein is also a cheater.
Paula Abeles |
Homepage |
08.09.08 - 1:11 pm | #
mimi Samsa. Nice ring to it.
montag |
Homepage |
08.09.08 - 1:11 pm | #
mimi has a exoskeleton and scurries around dark edges of her apartment.
leibniz leibkins ♘☮ | 08.09.08 - 1:10 pm | #
But she doesn't live in New York, fortunately.
Brooklyn Girl, sockpuppet |
08.09.08 - 1:12 pm | #
Look, I don't like it when people bash New York. But otoh, it ain't exactly paradise, mainly because there are just too many people.
Brooklyn Girl, sockpuppet | 08.09.08 - 1:06 pm | #
"When it's 20 degrees in NY, it's 73 in LA. NY has millions of interesting and people. LA has 73." - Woody
Hilarious google results for "Bachmann Challenger—apparently it's the name of a TRAIN.
underwhelm |
08.09.08 - 1:12 pm | #
And you have reason to know -- right "Paula"?
plantsman |
Homepage |
08.09.08 - 1:12 pm | #
You're a good person, unlike the psychopath who apparently has no life.
Terry C, Obama/Clinton 08
hey, what did i say?
dirk gently,not dead yet |
Homepage |
08.09.08 - 1:12 pm | #
According to Republicans, Baghdad is the safest place on earth.
Certified Mutant Enemy
How would THEY know?
Terry C, Obama/Clinton 08 |
Homepage |
08.09.08 - 1:13 pm | #
Hasn't everybody moved my Manhattan Project yet?
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad |
08.09.08 - 1:13 pm | #
Did Gregory Peck awaken as a cockroach or a vermin?
Lime Rickey |
08.09.08 - 1:13 pm | #
I had them everywhere I lived in Chicago.
Gomez | 08.09.08 - 1:10 pm | #
That's too bad ... I was thinking Chicago might be a good place to move to if NY gets out of control.
Brooklyn Girl, sockpuppet |
08.09.08 - 1:13 pm | #
That's too bad ... I was thinking Chicago might be a good place to move to if NY gets out of control.
Brooklyn Girl, sockpuppet | 08.09.08 - 1:13 pm | #
You could move to Manhattan Beach, CA
Gilly Gonzylon |
08.09.08 - 1:14 pm | #
"Wayne Gretzky is one of the all-time best American athletes!"
- John McCain
Just when you think that Huggy Bear can't say anything more obviously ignorant and stupid, he tops himself.
What a dumbass dickweed he is.
Apprentice to Darth Holden |
08.09.08 - 1:15 pm | #
I was thinking Chicago might be a good place to move to if NY gets out of control.
Great city to visit, just like NYC.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore |
08.09.08 - 1:15 pm | #
Just when you think that Huggy Bear can't say anything more obviously ignorant and stupid, he tops himself.
What a dumbass dickweed he is.
Apprentice to Darth Holden
He lost the votes of every Penguin fan.
Gomez |
08.09.08 - 1:15 pm | #
A forged letter linking Saddam Hussein to the Sept. 11, 2001 attacks was ordered on White House stationery and probably came from the office of Vice President Dick Cheney, according to a new transcript of a conversation with the Central Intelligence Agency's former Deputy Chief of Clandestine Operations Robert Richer.
"According to Republicans, Baghdad is the safest place on earth.
Certified Mutant Enemy"
How would THEY know?
They heard it from Fox News.
Certified Mutant Enemy |
Homepage |
08.09.08 - 1:16 pm | #
The cool part is when you're watching TV and a cockroach crawls across the screen.
WHY are you watching Hannity????
Terry C, Obama/Clinton 08 |
Homepage |
08.09.08 - 1:16 pm | #
Gordo's "Jeff's Furniture" ad is icky.
plantsman
everything about Gordo is icky, particularly his phony support of gays
ErinPDX, Obama/Kulongoski |
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08.09.08 - 1:16 pm | #
That's too bad ... I was thinking Chicago might be a good place to move to if NY gets out of control.
Brooklyn Girl, sockpuppet | 08.09.08 - 1:13 pm | #
Oh yeah? What the hell do you know -- you're just Simels pretending to be you!!!!
Goy |
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08.09.08 - 1:16 pm | #
Great city to visit, just like NYC.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore | 08.09.08 - 1:15 pm | #
Only the Pizza isn't as good
Gilly Gonzylon |
08.09.08 - 1:17 pm | #
Manhattan would be nicer if it had, ya know, a tree or two.
Outside of Central Park, I mean.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad |
08.09.08 - 1:17 pm | #
"Wayne Gretzky is one of the all-time best American athletes!"
- John McCain
Your supporters would choose Hulk Hogan.
Lime Rickey |
08.09.08 - 1:18 pm | #
Outside of Central Park, I mean.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
The trees in Central Park are telephone poles with leaves nailed on them.
Gomez |
08.09.08 - 1:18 pm | #
Only the Pizza isn't as good
Don't say that in front of Oh-gay-ez-may.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore |
08.09.08 - 1:18 pm | #
Brooklyn Girl, I know a handful of folks in Chicago and they all pretty much love it.
virgotex |
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08.09.08 - 1:18 pm | #
everything about Gordo is icky, particularly his phony support of gays
Gordo trying to pass himself off as a close personal friend of John Kerry or Barrack Obama and a dedicated foe of the deserting coward is going to keep Oregonians with brains entertained for the next three months.
Apprentice to Darth Holden |
08.09.08 - 1:18 pm | #
Only the Pizza isn't as good
Gilly Gonzylon
I miss pizza & Chinese food.
qlª - |
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08.09.08 - 1:18 pm | #
One thing I haven't mentioned is that I have no idea how to interact with other people in a way that even remotely resembles normalcy.
mimi | 08.09.08 - 1:11 pm | #
My God, it's now more than wierd here. Just who is the fake mimi today who went way over the line with the comment to QL?
Whoever it is that is playing fake mime today has lost it!
The Youngstown Kid |
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08.09.08 - 1:19 pm | #
We're saving Oregon for non-PUMA New York Progressives. You'll be forced to take the no-sprawl pledge and live near light rail, but we'll keep you stoked with A-Z pinot and berry jam.
ErinPDX, Obama/Kulongoski |
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08.09.08 - 1:19 pm | #
I miss pizza & Chinese food.
qlª - | Homepage | 08.09.08 - 1:18 pm | #
Right in the frozen aisle...
Gilly Gonzylon |
08.09.08 - 1:19 pm | #
"Wayne Gretzky is one of the all-time best American athletes!"
- John McCain
Your supporters would choose Hulk Hogan.
Lime Rickey
On the upside, Manhattan does have lots of cheap sushi places.
melior |
08.09.08 - 1:20 pm | #
Right in the frozen aisle...
Gilly Gonzylon
Thou knowest nothing of either if you really mean that.
qlª - |
Homepage |
08.09.08 - 1:21 pm | #
Right in the frozen aisle..
Wait, is that Senator McCain in the freezer?
leibniz leibkins ♘☮ |
08.09.08 - 1:21 pm | #
I lived in Chicago for ten years and never saw a cockroach, including two years in a basement apartment.
OTOH, a hooker did turn a trick on my backstairs, and they left the condom right on the middle step.
BlueinColorado |
08.09.08 - 1:21 pm | #
I miss pizza & Chinese food.
my first year in NYC, I worked on the upper West Side- there was a place named Koronet Pizza- you could get a ginormous slice of cheese pizza - as long as your (well my) forearm for like, 1.50.
Of course, if you wanted toppings it was like a dollar per topping or something.
virgotex |
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08.09.08 - 1:21 pm | #
Terry C, I bet Hussein is also a cheater.
Paula Abeles | Homepage | 08.09.08 - 1:11 pm | #
I also bet that the Dodgers were moving back to Brooklyn and that the new Pope would announce "Sex lots of fun!"
So my predictions may be shaky...
Paula Abeles |
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08.09.08 - 1:21 pm | #
We're saving Oregon for non-PUMA New York Progressives. You'll be forced to take the no-sprawl pledge and live near light rail, but we'll keep you stoked with A-Z pinot and berry jam.
There is a catch, of course. You have to take the "the sun never shines in Oregon" pledge as well.
The requirement to constantly tell everyone around you that "The Ducks will go to the Rose Bowl this year!" every fall can be waived if you demonstrate decisively that you have two neurons you can rub together.
Apprentice to Darth Holden |
08.09.08 - 1:21 pm | #
Thou knowest nothing of either if you really mean that.
qlª - | Homepage | 08.09.08 - 1:21 pm | #
If there was a sarcasm button, I'd press it.
Gilly Gonzylon |
08.09.08 - 1:22 pm | #
Of course, if you wanted toppings it was like a dollar per topping or something.
virgotex | Homepage | 08.09.08 - 1:21 pm | #
OTOH, a hooker did turn a trick on my backstairs, and they left the condom right on the middle step.
Well, that's a trophy.
Apprentice to Darth Holden |
08.09.08 - 1:22 pm | #
Cock roaches are like lice: if it's a year when they're thriving, no one is safe from infestation, even if you're clean as hell.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore |
08.09.08 - 1:22 pm | #
My God, it's now more than wierd here. Just who is the fake mimi today who went way over the line with the comment to QL?
Whoever it is that is playing fake mime today has lost it!
The Youngstown Kid | Homepage | 08.09.08 - 1:19 pm | #
The sadistic little bitch was the real mimi. I'm the fake mimi, and my only goal in life is to make the real mimi even crazier than she already is ...
mimi |
08.09.08 - 1:23 pm | #
Some days I miss the place in Huntington Beach named Chinese Food and Donuts.
The egg rolls always tasted just a bit like donuts, and vice versa.
melior |
08.09.08 - 1:23 pm | #
OTOH, a hooker did turn a trick on my backstairs, and they left the condom right on the middle step.
BlueinColorado
moo moo was in Chicago?????
Terry C, Obama/Clinton 08 |
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08.09.08 - 1:23 pm | #
Whoever it is that is playing fake mime today has lost it!
The Youngstown Kid | Homepage | 08.09.08 - 1:19 pm | #
Hey Butler -- I notice you're new stylistic tick is to always include one mispelling in your posts.
It's not funny or interesting.
But maybe the nerd chicks at the D&D meetup like it, so keep it up.
The Real Paula Abeles |
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08.09.08 - 1:23 pm | #
Cock roaches are like lice: if it's a year when they're thriving, no one is safe from infestation, even if you're clean as hell.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore | 08.09.08 - 1:22 pm | #
I thought that boric acid powder works really well.
Gilly Gonzylon |
08.09.08 - 1:23 pm | #
God, dopey flashing ads for local "upscale Japanese/French fusion" restaurants drive me nuts!
plantsman |
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08.09.08 - 1:23 pm | #
Cock roaches are like lice: if it's a year when they're thriving, no one is safe from infestation, even if you're clean as hell.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
Sounds like wingnuts.
Terry C, Obama/Clinton 08 |
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08.09.08 - 1:24 pm | #
Wait, is that Senator McCain in the freezer?
Yes, unfortunately, he lurched backwards, was knocked unconscious by an avalanche of Chef Boyardee Spaghettios, and pitched forward into the freezer section and is currently buried in frozen Sara Lee pound cakes.
montag |
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08.09.08 - 1:24 pm | #
Right in the frozen aisle...
Gilly Gonzylon | 08.09.08 - 1:19 pm | #
Well, the ad was so lame I'm sure the food is terrible.
plantsman |
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08.09.08 - 1:26 pm | #
So, beach volleyball olympians are like... pretty much just naked. Or damn close. I like a sport where you don't have special shoes, or any at all.
virgotex |
Homepage |
08.09.08 - 1:27 pm | #
Well, you know him far better than I.
plantsman |
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08.09.08 - 1:27 pm | #
So, beach volleyball olympians are like... pretty much just naked. Or damn close. I like a sport where you don't have special shoes, or any at all.
virgotex | Homepage | 08.09.08 - 1:27 pm | #
One of the women on the Russian volleyball team is 6'8" tall.
I'm afraid of scary bats.
Paula Abeles |
Homepage |
08.09.08 - 1:29 pm | #
afternoon all.
I see Butler is back with his mimi/not-mimi routine. everything old is new again, I guess.
glad simels is on the case
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari |
08.09.08 - 1:29 pm | #
Simels is so blatantly obvious, that it's blatanly obvious.....
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore |
08.09.08 - 1:29 pm | #
Is that McCain ad a national buy during the Olympics? I mean, why run it in New York markets?
masculine_monica_nyc |
08.09.08 - 1:30 pm | #
Wiki explains Butler's new fantasy identity.
Substance abuse allegations arose as the result of what some described as "erratic behavior" by Paula Abdul during episodes of American Idol. After reading these allegations on message boards, Abdul told People magazine in April 2005 that she suffered from chronic pain for years following a "cheerleading accident" at age 17.
melior |
08.09.08 - 1:30 pm | #
Me too!
Dale Shiksa | 08.09.08 - 1:28 pm | #
I wonder how many people remember them ... Keith used a bit of "Happy Trails" last night ...
Brooklyn Girl, sockpuppet |
08.09.08 - 1:30 pm | #
Ah, no, not really. You are only showing everyone here that you are crazier than anyone.
Very crazy
The Youngstown Kid | Homepage | 08.09.08 - 1:28 pm | #
Allen, if I moved to Austin, could I come to your Dungeons and Dragons meetup?
I'm not a nerd chick by any means.
Baby needs a new Sword of Wounding, though.
Paula Abeles |
Homepage |
08.09.08 - 1:30 pm | #
So, beach volleyball olympians are like... pretty much just naked. Or damn close. I like a sport where you don't have special shoes, or any at all.
virgotex
It's the only sport where nobody cares who wins.
Lime Rickey |
08.09.08 - 1:30 pm | #
McMisogynist seems even more petty and hateful tan usual with these attack ads on the Olympics.
A. Morphous, bias ply |
08.09.08 - 1:30 pm | #
When's Hussein Obama going to put a windfall profit tax on Hollywood. They make a lot more on profits than the oil companies.
All of the film biz's gross income last year was less than Exxon's profits for last quarter.
Toonscribe |
08.09.08 - 1:30 pm | #
So, beach volleyball olympians are like... pretty much just naked.
masculine_monica_nyc, I just saw it too here in TX.
Ironically, that was the only time I've ever seen that ad in regular programming, not just in a news story.
I also saw an Obama ad a while earlier this morning.
virgotex |
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08.09.08 - 1:32 pm | #
Simels is so blatantly obvious, that it's blatanly obvious.....
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
Maybe not as obvious as he used to be, but you can't
just sit around longing for the good old days or you'll
end up like John McCain, sitting on the front porch
and longing for the days when Cindy could move her
eyebrows and the only place you had to campaign
was VFW halls.
Simels Classic |
08.09.08 - 1:32 pm | #
Jeannie Moos of CNN posits that Obama has "all these weird supporters". The evidence of this is that two people taught their parrots to say "Obama" and "Yes we can"
BlueinColorado |
08.09.08 - 1:35 pm | #
Paula Abeles, another one.
Yes, you are crazy
The Youngstown Kid |
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08.09.08 - 1:35 pm | #
which is why Allah invented outdoor showers.
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari
If god had meant for us to shower outdoors we would have been born without clothes on.
melior |
08.09.08 - 1:35 pm | #
Nobody lives in Manhattan anymore. Too many people.
ploeg |
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08.09.08 - 1:36 pm | #
Jeannie Moos of CNN posits that Obama has "all these weird supporters". The evidence of this is that two people taught their parrots to say "Obama" and "Yes we can"
BlueinColorado | 08.09.08 - 1:35 pm | #
Lou, from Colorado Springs, can make his farts say johm.
A. Morphous, bias ply |
08.09.08 - 1:36 pm | #
The evidence of this is that two people taught their parrots to say "Obama" and "Yes we can"
BlueinColorado
Instead of "Drill Drill Drill" and "Hahaha Checking Tire Pressure is for Pussies".
melior |
08.09.08 - 1:37 pm | #
Bird people are often odd in any case, as are birds.
plantsman |
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08.09.08 - 1:37 pm | #
which is why Allah invented outdoor showers.
Is that what the Kaaba is?
leibniz leibkins ♘☮ |
08.09.08 - 1:37 pm | #
Ironically, that was the only time I've ever seen that ad in regular programming, not just in a news story.
I also saw an Obama ad a while earlier this morning.
That McCain ad is the first one I've seen. Obama is in favor of fewer jobs! Oh no!
Political campaigns are so stupid.
masculine_monica_nyc |
08.09.08 - 1:37 pm | #
I see Butler is back with his mimi/not-mimi routine. everything old is new again, I guess.
glad simels is on the case
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari | 08.09.08 - 1:29 pm | #
No, he's not the fake mimi ... he's the fake fake mimi. I'm the real fake mimi. Of course the real mimi is fake. So I must be the real fake fake mimi, while Simels is the fake fake fake mimi. I think.
mimi |
08.09.08 - 1:37 pm | #
Simels Classic | 08.09.08 - 1:32 pm
Stylistic! I miss Simels' posts in lines that looked like iambic pentameter!
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore |
08.09.08 - 1:38 pm | #
Bird people are often odd in any case, as are birds.
Speaking for myself, as well as Tlazo, allow me to say:
Odd in a good way!
and I'm glad I've flown under Moos' radar, and that my parrot has not yet said "Barack Obama" though I've been trying my best. If they know you want it, they won't oblige you.
virgotex |
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08.09.08 - 1:39 pm | #
No, he's not the fake mimi ... he's the fake fake mimi. I'm the real fake mimi. Of course the real mimi is fake. So I must be the real fake fake mimi, while Simels is the fake fake fake mimi. I think.
mimi | 08.09.08 - 1:37 pm | #
This is soooo metaphyscial I totally love it.
It's like the old Eskimo Club soda bottles, with the picture of the Eskimo holding a bottle of Eskimo Club soda with a picture of the Eskimo holding a bottle of Eskimo Club soda with a picture......
steve hüssein® simels |
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08.09.08 - 1:40 pm | #
No, he's not the fake mimi ... he's the fake fake mimi. I'm the real fake mimi. Of course the real mimi is fake. So I must be the real fake fake mimi, while Simels is the fake fake fake mimi. I think.
mimi | 08.09.08 - 1:37 pm | #
i'm the only fucker here that that makes perfect sense to...
fokowi |
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08.09.08 - 1:40 pm | #
Will the *REAL* mimi please stand up?
mimi |
08.09.08 - 1:40 pm | #
Obama has McCain on the DHL hub shutdown deal.
Which is a perfect example of the moronic short term Harvard MBA mentality that has gone about wrecking the US economy that FDR and WWII built up some 60 years ago.
Apprentice to Darth Holden |
08.09.08 - 1:40 pm | #
I'd just like to point out yet again that Rachel Maddow has a very cozy relationship with the idiot David Gregory.
puppethead |
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08.09.08 - 1:40 pm | #
I am DEFINITELY stealing that one.
steve hüssein® simels |
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08.09.08 - 1:42 pm | #
NAP TIME
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore |
08.09.08 - 1:42 pm | #
His little arm-jerk greeting is starting to irritate, too.
plantsman |
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08.09.08 - 1:43 pm | #
I am DEFINITELY stealing that one.
Just keep the forelocks on the horses well-groomed.
leibniz leibkins ♘☮ |
08.09.08 - 1:43 pm | #
Hasn't everybody moved to Manhattan yet?
Nobody lives there any more. You can't find an apartment.
(apologies to Y. Berra)
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Gee |
08.09.08 - 1:43 pm | #
I just took a poll---nobody gives a shit.
Really? Are you sure?
The Youngstown Kid |
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08.09.08 - 1:44 pm | #
Totally OT, but did anybody here ever see the last episode of THE LARRY SANDERS SHOW?
My favorite moment is backstage, when Tom Petty and Clint Black come to blows over who's going on first, and as Petty slugs him he says "You Roy Rogers looking asshole!"
God, that show was hilarious...
steve hüssein® simels |
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08.09.08 - 1:44 pm | #
Which is a perfect example of the moronic short term Harvard MBA mentality that has gone about wrecking the US economy that FDR and WWII built up some 60 years ago.
Apprentice to Darth Holden | 08.09.08 - 1:40 pm
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Yet if I were to suggest that those same MBAs be killed, I would be the bad man!
(to paraphrase Monty Burns)
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08.09.08 - 1:44 pm | #
Hasn't everybody moved to Manhattan yet?
Nobody lives there any more. You can't find an apartment.
NYT.com had their featured real estate ad the last free standing private home in Manhattan. $24 million, on Riverside Dr, IIRC.
BlueinColorado |
08.09.08 - 1:45 pm | #
Really? Are you sure?
The Youngstown Kid | Homepage | 08.09.08 - 1:44 pm | #
Sure -- it's about you, Butler.
Absolutely nobody gives a shit what you think about anything, except as it reinforces the fact you're a figure of fun. You know -- an idiot we enjoy laughing at.
steve hüssein® simels |
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08.09.08 - 1:46 pm | #
Good thing Trump has such great taste to keep the architecture of NYC looking great.
Gilly Gonzylon |
08.09.08 - 1:46 pm | #
Jane Smiley's article as Huffington Post is titled: Hiding the Scumbag
Rachel Maddow has a very cozy relationship with the idiot David Gregory
Israel has web ads that say "Green Like Oregon" -- so we can start our "Deserts like Israel" campaign anytime.
plantsman |
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08.09.08 - 1:46 pm | #
Hi folks
Well, after a disappointing first pregnancy, 7-year old Callie is ready again. Missed this Friday cat blogging, but she's taken to the closet.
Think I can promise kitteh pix for next Friday. Anyone have a blog to put them on?
el |
08.09.08 - 1:47 pm | #
Did you see that fucker on Letterman last night? Bragging about how he's going to befoul 2000 acres of the Scottish coast.
BlueinColorado |
08.09.08 - 1:47 pm | #
Rachel Maddow has a job at MSNBC, and she's polite to people.
plantsman |
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08.09.08 - 1:47 pm | #
Yet if I were to suggest that those same MBAs be killed, I would be the bad man!
I'd settle for them having to pick lettuce for a living. There's a farmworker shortage and it would be useful work.
montag |
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08.09.08 - 1:47 pm | #
If Obama has his way, the government will force you to properly inflate your tires once a year just to get a vehicle inspection sticker.
melior |
08.09.08 - 1:48 pm | #
Not to piss off Jane SMiley fans, but she has on multiple occasions in her Huffpo posts played fairly lose and easy with facts.
I once waged comment war on one of those posts - she was referencing US drought "research" and she was flat out wrong.
virgotex |
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08.09.08 - 1:48 pm | #
I'll bet Howard Stern has a nice apartment in NY
Gilly Gonzylon |
08.09.08 - 1:48 pm | #
Hasn't everybody moved to Manhattan yet?
Think he meant the August exodus, when the whole population changes.
el |
08.09.08 - 1:49 pm | #
el, I do Friday catblogging at cabdrollery, would love new kitteh pics, leave me an addy at yesterday's cat, Fluffy digging in.
Ruth |
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08.09.08 - 1:49 pm | #
The coast befouling asshole being Trump. Missed the paste.
BlueinColorado |
08.09.08 - 1:49 pm | #
Rachel Maddow has a very cozy relationship with the idiot David Gregory
Huh?
masculine_monica_nyc
She's one of the regular floating heads on his idiotic show, which she simulcasts on her radio show.
I just think it's pathetic and sad that she has to lower herself to associating with that tv stupidity.
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08.09.08 - 1:49 pm | #
I'd settle for them having to pick lettuce for a living. There's a farmworker shortage and it would be useful work.
montag
I don't want them touching my food. Maybe an EPA cleanup job?
mimi Johnson |
08.09.08 - 1:49 pm | #
mimi Johnson, there's a new one.
"Absolutely" no one gives a shit. Well I beg to differ. It appears that things are coming undone.
You are you anyway, Ms. Johnson?
The Youngstown Kid |
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08.09.08 - 1:50 pm | #
Israel has web ads that say "Green Like Oregon" -- so we can start our "Deserts like Israel" campaign anytime.
omg lol
the rajnichi (sp) really did take a page from israel when they took over Antelope
ErinPDX, Obama/Kulongoski |
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08.09.08 - 1:54 pm | #
last time I checked, there were zero concentration camps in Oregon, so the analogy is weak on that point.
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari |
08.09.08 - 2:02 pm | #
Hmmm, well Manhattan's pretty pricey. Guess I better start a lefty blog if I ever wanna live there.
Kate |
08.09.08 - 8:35 pm | #