HULK SMASHED

GravatarUnpossible.

Candy Crowley will set you straight.

And Tiger only weights 10 pounds, probably less.


GravatarAtrios doesn't have to worry about being infiltrated by the Man...


GravatarI thought whiz sounded a little gross. But in NY it would probably be mozzarella or swiss.


GravatarCandy Crowley will set you straight.
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*FOG HORN*


GravatarThank the gods.

Fuck, I miss being able to pick up provolone at my local grocery store. I need to put that on my list of things Americans who come to visit should bring me.


GravatarPastrami on white with mayonnaise.



Now THAT'S a meal.


Gravataraerosol cheez is of the devil


GravatarI don't think I've ever had Cheez Whiz either. Velveeta, we used to have for toasted cheese sandwiches sometimes when I was a kid, I suppose it's practically the same thing.


GravatarIs that the guy who banned Italian from his store??


GravatarWhy am I not surprised that this elitist website is dissing real Americans' cheez preference?


GravatarI was just wondrin where the fudge JR's been...


GravatarAlthough I could have gone to one of those diploma mills, I had the distiction of being from WVa. WVU now wants that degree back, saying I didn't earn it. I paid for it fair and square.


Gravatarvirgotex, we had warm weather today...the birds have been lazy all day long. Except for now, Koga (and now Kianga is joining in too) is trying to dig, and Kelele is making happy whistles.


GravatarI had brie and hummus in central park on Fri. Also chardonnay.


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(Cheetos. Cheez-its)


GravatarJR - You wanted to know if the moppet was around.

It just showed up.


Gravatargood night.


GravatarAMC Warrior Week

Death Wish IV

"Now even Wishier!!"!


GravatarSkip all that and go to White House Sub Shop in Atlantic City and just get the regular Italian sub...
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GravatarAtrios is using facts to revise history.

Typical liberal trick.


GravatarFrom below, not reading at all the post,

Cats do not fart, Hidey is the size of a basketball, and I'm sure it's all gas.


I will now get beers.
Run for cover.


GravatarHow long before we hear that Obama asked for arugula on a cheesesteak?


Gravatar"Corrente and the TN Guerilla Women just haven't got over the fact that Hillary's campaign imploded.
Southern Beale

Yeah, what does that mean when you lose to the guy you said wasn't electable?"

took a look over there tonight. more literate then hillaryis44.com , and they even got graphs and shit to prove it!


GravatarOn c-span/BookTV now, rerun:

After Words: Matt Taibbi author of "The Great Derangement: A Terrifying True Story of War, Politics, & Religion at the Twilight of the American Empire" interviewed by David Corn,Washington bureau chief for Mother Jones magazine.
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GravatarTlazo, lazy birds can be a good thing, no? My household did a lot of group napping, J included. But there was also plenty of shenanigans. J has a new swing with bells and wooden adornment and he's busy tearing the crap out of it, which is fun.


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GravatarI haven't gone yet but...


Duncan wrote Whiz.

snicker snicker snicker


Gravatarlicking fur? sure. but the smelly, nonsatisfying stuff? let's leave that to dogs and men who drink cheap beer in front of the teevee.
ChiDy
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ChiDy, I am deeply offended.
As a dog, er, man (in my case, they're interchangeable) who drinks cheap NA beer and likes to fart in front of the teebee, I LOVE licking fur!


Gravatar< a href="ttp://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2004435803_foot24m.html">Things that make you go "hmmmm."

A human foot — the fourth found in the past 10 months — washed ashore Thursday on an uninhabited island in British Columbia.


GravatarBack in the day I enjoyed a nice provolone cheesesteak, though honestly my favorite was the pizza steak - mozzarella and marinara.


GravatarAfter Words: Matt Taibbi author of "The Great Derangement: A Terrifying True Story of War, Politics, & Religion at the Twilight of the American Empire" interviewed by David Corn,Washington bureau chief for Mother Jones magazine.
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QuentinCompson, Negatory


Any mention of cheese preferences?
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(Cheeze = favorite topic)


GravatarVelveeta can be used to make queso, therefore it is necessary, as are rotel tomatoes.


Not the same as cheez whiz.


GravatarDamn it, that is the second time tonight I have badly fucked up link tags. I may as well give up.


GravatarEven Geno's owner Joey Vento, 68, downplays Whiz. "To be honest with you, I've never eaten Cheez Whiz, and I'm the owner," he said. " . . . We always recommend the provolone. . . . That's the real cheese."



Er, John?

Your steaks suck, no matter what is put on them.

And you can take your "speak English" signs and stick them where the sun doesn't shine.


Gravatar"Processed cheese food" sounds more like a petroleum product than anything edible. And never makes it into my shopping basket


GravatarSallyh



how goes it?


Gravatarwell, we got the whiz anyway.


GravatarThe Real Cheese

Speaking of cheese, good cheese prices have spiked recently. Muenster run through with lots of spices is ~$7/pound around here. WTF?


Gravatar"Processed cheese food" sounds more like a petroleum product than anything edible.

Ironically, it IS a petroleum product ....


GravatarAnother fake outrage put out by the GOP puke funnel and swallowed whole by the idiots on the teebee.


Gravatar"Processed cheese food" sounds more like a petroleum product than anything edible.

Ironically, it IS a petroleum product ....
Southern Beale


Also, a floor wax and a dessert topping.


GravatarMichael Smegmaconish made a big stink out of Kerry's ordering a cheesesteak with Swiss cheese during the 2004 campaign.

Why can't people have their steak the way they WANT it?

And I would like to see Chimpy try and eat a Philly cheesesteak. He'd probably end up wearing half of it.


GravatarMuenster...

mmmmmmm

think it's time for a sammich


GravatarI've never seen a link go so outside the border of haloscan like that.
Cool.


GravatarAny mention of cheese preferences?


Yes - it's not so much the cheese itself as the cheese conflict story.

Exactly.
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GravatarAnd anyway, everyone knows it's spelled CHEEZ Whiz!!!

Take that Atrios, you liberal elite!!!



G'night all!


GravatarWTF?

Dairy has been going up for a while. Wheat too. Pizza is becoming a delicacy.


GravatarWhy can't people have their steak the way they WANT it?

Next thing you'll expect people to be able to order orange juice with their dinner.


Gravatar"Processed cheese food" sounds more like a petroleum product than anything edible.

It's one of those cases where the more modifiers you tack on, the more tenuous the connection to the original word becomes. By the time you get to "processed cheese food product," it basically just means it's yellow.


Gravatar"Processed cheese food" sounds more like a petroleum product than anything edible. And never makes it into my shopping basket
Sallyh


Yeah, if they have to assure you it's food by putting the word "FOOD" on the label, you should take a pass.


GravatarMy dog never drinks cheap beer. He probably would eat cheez wiz straight from the can if he could.


GravatarMilk is ridiculous. It may hit $5/gallon the same time gasoline does.


GravatarKerry's cheese credibility gap is responsible for the deaths of thousands.


Gravatar"Processed cheese food" sounds more like a petroleum product than anything edible.

Ironically, it IS a petroleum product ....
Southern Beale

Also, a floor wax and a dessert topping.
geor3ge


Not to mention an excellent spermicide...


Gravatar"A human foot — the fourth found in the past 10 months"

you'd think people would be missing them...


GravatarProcessed Cheeze Product = Troll Shit


GravatarIt's one of those cases where the more modifiers you tack on, the more tenuous the connection to the original word becomes.

"People's Democratic Republic"


GravatarA fine example of the delicious White House Sub...

Anyone up for a road trip?
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GravatarKerry's cheese credibility gap is responsible for the deaths of thousands.

Aye, but twas worth it.


GravatarPizza is becoming a delicacy.
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Whaddya mean, becoming?


GravatarWhen gas costs as much per gallon as real maple syrup, we are really in trouble.


GravatarJ has a new swing with bells and wooden adornment and he's busy tearing the crap out of it, which is fun.


GravatarDon't youse guys like Arby's?


GravatarSnack mate "cheez" in a can was the best "cheez", perfect for a generic brand "fun dog" topped with hormel "chili". It went well with a warm Pepsi Light. God the 70's were good....

"BUUUURRRRPPPPP!!!"


GravatarThey were lying about the 'wiz cheez' as well?

I am soooooo glad I turned off my cable tee vee.


GravatarA fine example of the delicious White House Sub...


And Boosh almost chokes on a pretzel??????


GravatarWhen gas costs as much per gallon as real maple syrup, we are really in trouble.
Willendorf Venus
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Pancakes Flambe.


GravatarKerry's cheese credibility gap is responsible for the deaths of thousands.
geor3ge


I would laugh, except I'm sure a lot of conservatards believe that to be true.


GravatarAli, having fun in Palm Springs with Monsieur. Right now we're watching horrible TV and relaxing before we go to dinner, probably in about 45 minutes. Got here in the early afternoon, ate lunch, went to the PS Art Museum (surprisingly good), and walked around the village.


GravatarVallagret
http://msucheese.com/ products.cf..._item=CatPopup1

Ships November - Januart, and actually you may want to hold the steak and bread.
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GravatarWho cut the cheese?


GravatarThey were lying about the 'wiz cheez' as well?

"wit wiz"


Gravatar1Watt, their BLT isn't bad.


GravatarDammit, I give up. I just can't close a tag to save my life this evening.

I was going to say, virgotex, that it sounds a lot more ambitious than my birds were today. Right now some are eating (bird bread and corn on the cob!) and Kianga is rooting underneath her cage papers.


GravatarWho cut the cheese?
Elias |





Gravatar"Right now we're watching horrible TV"

Awww! You brought my DVDs with you.

How sweet!


GravatarIf the Beatles weren't such damned Old Europe elitists, they'd have sung "We all live in a yellow hoagie, wiz wit'."


GravatarThis blog is a processed cheese food product.


Gravatar1Watt, their BLT isn't bad.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere

haven't been around one in 20+ yrs. Still remember the ham & cheese that turned my stomach.


GravatarWatch out for the Troll shit!!!


GravatarYa, but do crypto-islamofascist Kansanian sleeper cell Negroes even eat cheese? Wit ghee, maybe.


GravatarChris, didn't, but it'd be better than anything that's on right now


GravatarTlazo, corn on the cob is like crack to J.

he would eat it full time if I let him.


GravatarAmerican edged out provolone after more than 5,700 votes were cast.



I like Mozarella.


Gravatar"wit wiz"

yeah, exactly that.

Fucking propaganda flinging assholes.


GravatarWho cut the cheese?
Elias |

anonamouse
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I think we know who...



GravatarNobody Beats the Wiz


GravatarCheese Shop Sketch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c...h? v=c3c3qJIwMDc


Gravatari'm so glad you resolved this one for me, Atrios. I lived in that city for 8 years and never had a cheesesteak with that disguisting whiz shit. Nor do i recall ever seeing anyone else order one. Even in the south street shops the candidates go to. The only time i ever heard the suggestion that whiz was anthing but the shittiest thing you could put on a steak was when the campaign press made the claim and used it to paint Kerry as an elitest.


Gravatarsallyh, Palm Springs! Sounds so glamorous. Glad to hear you are doing something relaxing and enjoyable. You've earned a break.


GravatarThe presidential "cheesesteak test" isn't decided by Philly residents, but by professional political pundits who only visit the city once every four years.


Gravatar"Chris, didn't, but it'd be better than anything that's on right now"

Considering some the stinkers I sent you, that's saying something.


GravatarIf the Beatles weren't such damned Old Europe elitists, they'd have sung "We all live in a yellow hoagie, wiz wit'."
geor3ge
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"Let it Beefsteak"
"Let it Beefsteak"
"Oh, let it Beefsteak..."


GravatarA human foot — the fourth found in the past 10 months — washed ashore Thursday on an uninhabited island in British Columbia.

Think Cuban refuges, escaping one piece at a time.


GravatarTaibbi apparently did a phenomenal job infiltrating Hagee's crowd, etc.

Weird shit.
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GravatarI'll be ready to take over June 1, as alternative nominee, just in case something magnum happens to Barack Obama.


GravatarWCWJE?


GravatarThink Cuban refuges, escaping one piece at a time.
left field, Nostra Dumbass
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Ouch! Nasty.


GravatarThe presidential "cheesesteak test" isn't decided by Philly residents, but by professional political pundits who only visit the city once every four years.
animus


Well, you need some professional distance to be an expert.


GravatarMeat Sketch

http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=C...feature=related


GravatarTlazo, corn on the cob is like crack to J.

he would eat it full time if I let him.


Indeed. I cut the cob into slices and each round into fours, those that want to can hold it in a foot. They usually eat the corn off and then chew the cob to bits.

I try not to give it too often though, so much of their diet is already corn-based, between the bread and the pellets!


GravatarThere is a pair of red-bellied woodpeckers here that beg like dogs. They'll sit on the front deck & cackle, or if I'm too slow, they will hammer, until I take out a handful of dog food for them.


GravatarYeah, the private sector in control has made things just dandy. How many times do we have to learn this lesson?


GravatarSay. Where's Prior these days?


GravatarMeat Sketch

I love Eric Idle's delivery.


GravatarThere is a pair of red-bellied woodpeckers here that beg like dogs.

Blue dog Democrats.


Gravatar"There will be an aneurysm."
"Let it Beefstea-a-a-ak."


GravatarWhile my cheesesteak gently wit whiz'?


Gravatarleft field, some people have been saying these are Yakuza or Triad people who got punished for some wrongdoing, but I think it's pretty hard to say that, since they have yet to identify the owners of said feet. Did I mention all four were right feet, still in a sneaker?


GravatarJust remember, Eugene McCarthy. He got scared. Let the republican have it. The same could happen to Barack and McSame.
You NEED me.


GravatarChris, yeah, but the stuff you sent me is so bad it's good!


GravatarProvolone, Provolone and more Provolone...mix chopped shallots in with your onions.

Start with good steaks! If you start cheap, you end up cheap.

If a conservative comes in sneering be sure to melt up some Sharp Pinconning cheese for him, nothing less will do...he will never come back to your shop, ever, and a day without a wingnut sneering around is a day full of sunshine and flowers.


GravatarSay. Where's Prior these days?

He had a Prior engagement...

WA Wa wa waaaaaaaaaaaa


GravatarYOU SIR ARE GETTING CRAZY WITH THE CHEESE WHIZ.


GravatarThe Hedge Sketch.


GravatarThe cheesesteak vendors realized they finally had a chance to get rid of their supply of whiz when the unsuspecting fucking gaggle showed up. The press was probably also going to write about the gritty values of $5.00 coffee cups of Tang, but realized at that point they may have been had, and wisely shut the fuck up...


Gravatar1watt, we have squirrels (two different ones, we think) that come to the windowsill of our kitchen to beg for a bit of bread or leftovers. A couple of times when we've had the window open, they've actually come into the house. We chase them out the back door, or back out the window, the little dickens.


GravatarCheez Whiz and Viagra. For those unforgettable moments.


Gravatar"A human foot — the fourth found in the past 10 months"
you'd think people would be missing them...


Frankly, I'm not surprised the story has legs.


GravatarSay. Where's Prior these days?

Marrying Vicki.


GravatarCheez Whiz - closer to whiz than cheese...


GravatarGreat. I give Monsieur the remote, and he picks a chick flick.

He's got a serious thing for romantic comedy. Me, not so much.


Gravatar"A human foot — the fourth found in the past 10 months"
you'd think people would be missing them...

Frankly, I'm not surprised the story has legs.


I guess I picked a good time to stick my toe in the thread...


GravatarI wonder what marketing guy at Kraft Foods got a bonus for foisting their product as the stuff cheesesteaks are made of?


GravatarI guess I picked a good time to stick my toe in the cheeze spread...
NTodd, Poseu


GravatarThe biggest thing I detest about the youth is their youth.

Fuckers.


GravatarCheez Whiz - closer to whiz than cheese...

As a vegetarian, I prefer Gee Whiz...


GravatarTlazolteotl, RE: squirrels.

If you can find it, there's a couple of BBC (I think) specials called "Daylight Robbery", about how brazen and clever squirrels are.

They really are too clever by half.

The ones in the Public Garden and the Boston Common all but have enforcers to make sure you hand over the goodies.


GravatarI guess I picked a good time to stick my toe in the thread...

A better phrasing would have been "I wouldn't be surprised if this story has legs."


GravatarSoylent Whiz is processed people!


GravatarMP, I'll be back with kids on Tuesday.

I have to say, between Mlle's problems and such, I'm burnt out on youth at the moment.


GravatarMarrying Vicki.
NTodd, Poseur


Vicki is into plural marriage?


GravatarAs a homosexual, I prefer Gaii Whiz...


GravatarThe biggest thing I detest about the youth is their youth.

It is wasted on the young...


GravatarThe biggest thing I detest about the youth is their youth.

I am intensely jealous of their having shoes with lights in them and wheels in the heels.


GravatarSoylent Whiz




GravatarOkay, now that I've amused you all with the mystery feet story, it is time for me to go get ready to go dancing. Mystery feet of my own, I guess!

Have a wonderful night, batses!


GravatarI recommend the Joey, wit whiz.


GravatarAs much as Yat-chan like bodily modification, we have not heard of cutting off right feet in sneakers and then throwing them in the sea. It seems like there mst be some other explanation; gangland punishment should be quick, easy and brutal, not difficult, long and involved.


GravatarA better phrasing would have been "I wouldn't be surprised if this story has legs."

Oh perhaps, "I'll cut off JeffCO's toe and cover it with green nail polish."


GravatarI guess I picked a good time to stick my toe in the thread...

A better phrasing would have been "I wouldn't be surprised if this story has legs."


Will someone will manage to stick their foot in their mouth tonight?...


GravatarSo, tieing together the severed feet and squirrels threads, I've been contemplating baking "squirrel treats" in the shape and color of severed human fingers and feeding them to the squirrels in the Garden and Common.

If there's a front page photo of a squirrel eating a "human" finger in the Herald, I'll consider my life on Earth well spent.


GravatarWeirdest thing I saw all day was 10 - count 'em - 10 - State Troopers getting in the faces of a few mildly-inebriated kids, for the unpardonable crime of smuggling some booze into a free public concert. Sure that you didn't need some backup, Sarge?


GravatarI drink your pasteurized cheese food product shake.


GravatarHey aangus!


Gravatarit is time for me to go get ready to go dancing. Mystery feet of my own, I guess!

I've mentioned here I've been to a few concerts recently in which the damn kids just stood and stared at the band like they were afraid to move.


Gravataror get tongue twisted...


GravatarWill someone will manage to stick their foot in their mouth tonight?...
Elias


The things you people stick in your mouths. Feet. Rimjobs.


Gravatar"The biggest thing I detest about the youth is their right feet."


Gravatar Sallyh!


GravatarTry the toe cheese.


GravatarOh perhaps, "I'll cut off JeffCO's toe and cover it with green nail polish."

Goddamned Taraists!


GravatarVicki is into plural marriage?
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Vicki's a polygamist?


GravatarI've mentioned here I've been to a few concerts recently in which the damn kids just stood and stared at the band like they were afraid to move.
JeffCO


Drug connec got busted. No XTC.


Gravatarbilly b se fue a dormir?

I had an English Beat song for him.


GravatarI drink your pasteurized cheese food product shake.

Monsieur tried a date shake today, first time ever.

Talk about making your teeth hurt.


GravatarI just saw the ISS go over about 15 minutes ago!


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GravatarVicki's a polygamist?
Elias


She's marrying Gomez and Prior.


GravatarQuentin: If you go over to Rolling Stone you can read the article in its entirety. I read it last weekend and Taibi is such an excellent writer that you feel like you are right there with him

How he was able to infiltrate and keep a straight face is beyond me. He really got into it--he had the fools he was sitting with convinced of his problems, etc.

Seriously, take the time to read it.


GravatarLong as I'm making corrections, I would like to amend a comment from several threads back and suggest meeting