I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Unpossible.
Candy Crowley will set you straight.
And Tiger only weights 10 pounds, probably less.
Atrios doesn't have to worry about being infiltrated by the Man...
I thought whiz sounded a little gross. But in NY it would probably be mozzarella or swiss.
Candy Crowley will set you straight.
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*FOG HORN*
Thank the gods.
Fuck, I miss being able to pick up provolone at my local grocery store. I need to put that on my list of things Americans who come to visit should bring me.
Pastrami on white with mayonnaise.
Now THAT'S a meal.
aerosol cheez is of the devil
I don't think I've ever had Cheez Whiz either. Velveeta, we used to have for toasted cheese sandwiches sometimes when I was a kid, I suppose it's practically the same thing.
Is that the guy who banned Italian from his store??
Why am I not surprised that this elitist website is dissing real Americans' cheez preference?
I was just wondrin where the fudge JR's been...
Although I could have gone to one of those diploma mills, I had the distiction of being from WVa. WVU now wants that degree back, saying I didn't earn it. I paid for it fair and square.
virgotex, we had warm weather today...the birds have been lazy all day long. Except for now, Koga (and now Kianga is joining in too) is trying to dig, and Kelele is making happy whistles.
I had brie and hummus in central park on Fri. Also chardonnay.
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(Cheetos. Cheez-its)
JR - You wanted to know if the moppet was around.
It just showed up.
good night.
AMC Warrior Week
Death Wish IV
"Now even Wishier!!"!
Skip all that and go to White House Sub Shop in Atlantic City and just get the regular Italian sub...
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Atrios is using facts to revise history.
Typical liberal trick.
From below, not reading at all the post,
Cats do not fart, Hidey is the size of a basketball, and I'm sure it's all gas.
I will now get beers.
Run for cover.
How long before we hear that Obama asked for arugula on a cheesesteak?
"Corrente and the TN Guerilla Women just haven't got over the fact that Hillary's campaign imploded.
Southern Beale
Yeah, what does that mean when you lose to the guy you said wasn't electable?"
took a look over there tonight. more literate then hillaryis44.com , and they even got graphs and shit to prove it!
On c-span/BookTV now, rerun:
After Words: Matt Taibbi author of "The Great Derangement: A Terrifying True Story of War, Politics, & Religion at the Twilight of the American Empire" interviewed by David Corn,Washington bureau chief for Mother Jones magazine.
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Tlazo, lazy birds can be a good thing, no? My household did a lot of group napping, J included. But there was also plenty of shenanigans. J has a new swing with bells and wooden adornment and he's busy tearing the crap out of it, which is fun.
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(Not A Moppet)
I haven't gone yet but...
Duncan wrote Whiz.
snicker snicker snicker
licking fur? sure. but the smelly, nonsatisfying stuff? let's leave that to dogs and men who drink cheap beer in front of the teevee.
ChiDy
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ChiDy, I am deeply offended.
As a dog, er, man (in my case, they're interchangeable) who drinks cheap NA beer and likes to fart in front of the teebee, I LOVE licking fur!
< a href="ttp://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2004435803_foot24m.html">Things that make you go "hmmmm."
A human foot — the fourth found in the past 10 months — washed ashore Thursday on an uninhabited island in British Columbia.
Back in the day I enjoyed a nice provolone cheesesteak, though honestly my favorite was the pizza steak - mozzarella and marinara.
After Words: Matt Taibbi author of "The Great Derangement: A Terrifying True Story of War, Politics, & Religion at the Twilight of the American Empire" interviewed by David Corn,Washington bureau chief for Mother Jones magazine.
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QuentinCompson, Negatory
Any mention of cheese preferences?
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(Cheeze = favorite topic)
Velveeta can be used to make queso, therefore it is necessary, as are rotel tomatoes.
Not the same as cheez whiz.
Damn it, that is the second time tonight I have badly fucked up link tags. I may as well give up.
Even Geno's owner Joey Vento, 68, downplays Whiz. "To be honest with you, I've never eaten Cheez Whiz, and I'm the owner," he said. " . . . We always recommend the provolone. . . . That's the real cheese."
Er, John?
Your steaks suck, no matter what is put on them.
And you can take your "speak English" signs and stick them where the sun doesn't shine.
"Processed cheese food" sounds more like a petroleum product than anything edible. And never makes it into my shopping basket 
Sallyh
how goes it?
well, we got the whiz anyway.
The Real Cheese
Speaking of cheese, good cheese prices have spiked recently. Muenster run through with lots of spices is ~$7/pound around here. WTF?
"Processed cheese food" sounds more like a petroleum product than anything edible.
Ironically, it IS a petroleum product ....
Another fake outrage put out by the GOP puke funnel and swallowed whole by the idiots on the teebee.
"Processed cheese food" sounds more like a petroleum product than anything edible.
Ironically, it IS a petroleum product ....
Southern Beale
Also, a floor wax and a dessert topping.
Michael Smegmaconish made a big stink out of Kerry's ordering a cheesesteak with Swiss cheese during the 2004 campaign.
Why can't people have their steak the way they WANT it?
And I would like to see Chimpy try and eat a Philly cheesesteak. He'd probably end up wearing half of it.
Muenster...
mmmmmmm
think it's time for a sammich
I've never seen a link go so outside the border of haloscan like that.
Cool.
Any mention of cheese preferences?
Yes - it's not so much the cheese itself as the cheese conflict story.
Exactly.
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And anyway, everyone knows it's spelled CHEEZ Whiz!!!
Take that Atrios, you liberal elite!!!
G'night all!
WTF?
Dairy has been going up for a while. Wheat too. Pizza is becoming a delicacy.
Why can't people have their steak the way they WANT it?
Next thing you'll expect people to be able to order orange juice with their dinner.
"Processed cheese food" sounds more like a petroleum product than anything edible.
It's one of those cases where the more modifiers you tack on, the more tenuous the connection to the original word becomes. By the time you get to "processed cheese food product," it basically just means it's yellow.
"Processed cheese food" sounds more like a petroleum product than anything edible. And never makes it into my shopping basket
Sallyh
Yeah, if they have to assure you it's food by putting the word "FOOD" on the label, you should take a pass.
My dog never drinks cheap beer. He probably would eat cheez wiz straight from the can if he could.
Milk is ridiculous. It may hit $5/gallon the same time gasoline does.
Kerry's cheese credibility gap is responsible for the deaths of thousands.
"Processed cheese food" sounds more like a petroleum product than anything edible.
Ironically, it IS a petroleum product ....
Southern Beale
Also, a floor wax and a dessert topping.
geor3ge
Not to mention an excellent spermicide...
"A human foot — the fourth found in the past 10 months"
you'd think people would be missing them...
Processed Cheeze Product = Troll Shit
It's one of those cases where the more modifiers you tack on, the more tenuous the connection to the original word becomes.
"People's Democratic Republic"
A fine example of the delicious White House Sub...
Anyone up for a road trip?
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Kerry's cheese credibility gap is responsible for the deaths of thousands.
Aye, but twas worth it.
Pizza is becoming a delicacy.
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Whaddya mean, becoming?
When gas costs as much per gallon as real maple syrup, we are really in trouble.
J has a new swing with bells and wooden adornment and he's busy tearing the crap out of it, which is fun.
Don't youse guys like Arby's?
Snack mate "cheez" in a can was the best "cheez", perfect for a generic brand "fun dog" topped with hormel "chili". It went well with a warm Pepsi Light. God the 70's were good....
"BUUUURRRRPPPPP!!!"
They were lying about the 'wiz cheez' as well?
I am soooooo glad I turned off my cable tee vee.
A fine example of the delicious White House Sub...
And Boosh almost chokes on a pretzel??????
When gas costs as much per gallon as real maple syrup, we are really in trouble.
Willendorf Venus
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Pancakes Flambe.
Kerry's cheese credibility gap is responsible for the deaths of thousands.
geor3ge
I would laugh, except I'm sure a lot of conservatards believe that to be true.
Ali, having fun in Palm Springs with Monsieur. Right now we're watching horrible TV and relaxing before we go to dinner, probably in about 45 minutes. Got here in the early afternoon, ate lunch, went to the PS Art Museum (surprisingly good), and walked around the village.
Vallagret
http://msucheese.com/
products.cf..._item=CatPopup1
Ships November - Januart, and actually you may want to hold the steak and bread.
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Who cut the cheese?
They were lying about the 'wiz cheez' as well?
"wit wiz"
1Watt, their BLT isn't bad.
Dammit, I give up. I just can't close a tag to save my life this evening.
I was going to say, virgotex, that it sounds a lot more ambitious than my birds were today. Right now some are eating (bird bread and corn on the cob!) and Kianga is rooting underneath her cage papers.
Who cut the cheese?
Elias |
"Right now we're watching horrible TV"
Awww! You brought my DVDs with you.
How sweet!
If the Beatles weren't such damned Old Europe elitists, they'd have sung "We all live in a yellow hoagie, wiz wit'."
This blog is a processed cheese food product.
1Watt, their BLT isn't bad.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
haven't been around one in 20+ yrs. Still remember the ham & cheese that turned my stomach.
Watch out for the Troll shit!!!
Ya, but do crypto-islamofascist Kansanian sleeper cell Negroes even eat cheese? Wit ghee, maybe.
Chris, didn't, but it'd be better than anything that's on right now
Tlazo, corn on the cob is like crack to J.
he would eat it full time if I let him.
American edged out provolone after more than 5,700 votes were cast.
I like Mozarella.
"wit wiz"
yeah, exactly that.
Fucking propaganda flinging assholes.
Who cut the cheese?
Elias |
anonamouse
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I think we know who...
Nobody Beats the Wiz
Cheese Shop Sketch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c...h?
v=c3c3qJIwMDc
i'm so glad you resolved this one for me, Atrios. I lived in that city for 8 years and never had a cheesesteak with that disguisting whiz shit. Nor do i recall ever seeing anyone else order one. Even in the south street shops the candidates go to. The only time i ever heard the suggestion that whiz was anthing but the shittiest thing you could put on a steak was when the campaign press made the claim and used it to paint Kerry as an elitest.
sallyh, Palm Springs! Sounds so glamorous. Glad to hear you are doing something relaxing and enjoyable. You've earned a break.
The presidential "cheesesteak test" isn't decided by Philly residents, but by professional political pundits who only visit the city once every four years.
"Chris, didn't, but it'd be better than anything that's on right now"
Considering some the stinkers I sent you, that's saying something.
If the Beatles weren't such damned Old Europe elitists, they'd have sung "We all live in a yellow hoagie, wiz wit'."
geor3ge
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"Let it Beefsteak"
"Let it Beefsteak"
"Oh, let it Beefsteak..."
A human foot — the fourth found in the past 10 months — washed ashore Thursday on an uninhabited island in British Columbia.
Think Cuban refuges, escaping one piece at a time.
Taibbi apparently did a phenomenal job infiltrating Hagee's crowd, etc.
Weird shit.
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I'll be ready to take over June 1, as alternative nominee, just in case something magnum happens to Barack Obama.
WCWJE?
Think Cuban refuges, escaping one piece at a time.
left field, Nostra Dumbass
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Ouch! Nasty.
The presidential "cheesesteak test" isn't decided by Philly residents, but by professional political pundits who only visit the city once every four years.
animus
Well, you need some professional distance to be an expert.
Meat Sketch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=C...feature=related
Tlazo, corn on the cob is like crack to J.
he would eat it full time if I let him.
Indeed. I cut the cob into slices and each round into fours, those that want to can hold it in a foot. They usually eat the corn off and then chew the cob to bits.
I try not to give it too often though, so much of their diet is already corn-based, between the bread and the pellets!
There is a pair of red-bellied woodpeckers here that beg like dogs. They'll sit on the front deck & cackle, or if I'm too slow, they will hammer, until I take out a handful of dog food for them.
Yeah, the private sector in control has made things just dandy. How many times do we have to learn this lesson?
Say. Where's Prior these days?
Meat Sketch
I love Eric Idle's delivery.
There is a pair of red-bellied woodpeckers here that beg like dogs.
Blue dog Democrats.
"There will be an aneurysm."
"Let it Beefstea-a-a-ak."
While my cheesesteak gently wit whiz'?
left field, some people have been saying these are Yakuza or Triad people who got punished for some wrongdoing, but I think it's pretty hard to say that, since they have yet to identify the owners of said feet. Did I mention all four were right feet, still in a sneaker?
Just remember, Eugene McCarthy. He got scared. Let the republican have it. The same could happen to Barack and McSame.
You NEED me.
Chris, yeah, but the stuff you sent me is so bad it's good!
Provolone, Provolone and more Provolone...mix chopped shallots in with your onions.
Start with good steaks! If you start cheap, you end up cheap.
If a conservative comes in sneering be sure to melt up some Sharp Pinconning cheese for him, nothing less will do...he will never come back to your shop, ever, and a day without a wingnut sneering around is a day full of sunshine and flowers.
Say. Where's Prior these days?
He had a Prior engagement...
WA Wa wa waaaaaaaaaaaa
YOU SIR ARE GETTING CRAZY WITH THE CHEESE WHIZ.
The cheesesteak vendors realized they finally had a chance to get rid of their supply of whiz when the unsuspecting fucking gaggle showed up. The press was probably also going to write about the gritty values of $5.00 coffee cups of Tang, but realized at that point they may have been had, and wisely shut the fuck up...
1watt, we have squirrels (two different ones, we think) that come to the windowsill of our kitchen to beg for a bit of bread or leftovers. A couple of times when we've had the window open, they've actually come into the house. We chase them out the back door, or back out the window, the little dickens.
Cheez Whiz and Viagra. For those unforgettable moments.
"A human foot — the fourth found in the past 10 months"
you'd think people would be missing them...
Frankly, I'm not surprised the story has legs.
Say. Where's Prior these days?
Marrying Vicki.
Cheez Whiz - closer to whiz than cheese...
Great. I give Monsieur the remote, and he picks a chick flick.
He's got a serious thing for romantic comedy. Me, not so much.
"A human foot — the fourth found in the past 10 months"
you'd think people would be missing them...
Frankly, I'm not surprised the story has legs.
I guess I picked a good time to stick my toe in the thread...
I wonder what marketing guy at Kraft Foods got a bonus for foisting their product as the stuff cheesesteaks are made of?
I guess I picked a good time to stick my toe in the cheeze spread...
NTodd, Poseu
The biggest thing I detest about the youth is their youth.
Fuckers.
Cheez Whiz - closer to whiz than cheese...
As a vegetarian, I prefer Gee Whiz...
Tlazolteotl, RE: squirrels.
If you can find it, there's a couple of BBC (I think) specials called "Daylight Robbery", about how brazen and clever squirrels are.
They really are too clever by half.
The ones in the Public Garden and the Boston Common all but have enforcers to make sure you hand over the goodies.
I guess I picked a good time to stick my toe in the thread...
A better phrasing would have been "I wouldn't be surprised if this story has legs."
Soylent Whiz is processed people!
MP, I'll be back with kids on Tuesday.
I have to say, between Mlle's problems and such, I'm burnt out on youth at the moment.
Marrying Vicki.
NTodd, Poseur
Vicki is into plural marriage?
As a homosexual, I prefer Gaii Whiz...
The biggest thing I detest about the youth is their youth.
It is wasted on the young...
The biggest thing I detest about the youth is their youth.
I am intensely jealous of their having shoes with lights in them and wheels in the heels.
Soylent Whiz
Okay, now that I've amused you all with the mystery feet story, it is time for me to go get ready to go dancing. Mystery feet of my own, I guess!
Have a wonderful night, batses!
I recommend the Joey, wit whiz.
As much as Yat-chan like bodily modification, we have not heard of cutting off right feet in sneakers and then throwing them in the sea. It seems like there mst be some other explanation; gangland punishment should be quick, easy and brutal, not difficult, long and involved.
A better phrasing would have been "I wouldn't be surprised if this story has legs."
Oh perhaps, "I'll cut off JeffCO's toe and cover it with green nail polish."
I guess I picked a good time to stick my toe in the thread...
A better phrasing would have been "I wouldn't be surprised if this story has legs."
Will someone will manage to stick their foot in their mouth tonight?...
So, tieing together the severed feet and squirrels threads, I've been contemplating baking "squirrel treats" in the shape and color of severed human fingers and feeding them to the squirrels in the Garden and Common.
If there's a front page photo of a squirrel eating a "human" finger in the Herald, I'll consider my life on Earth well spent.
Weirdest thing I saw all day was 10 - count 'em - 10 - State Troopers getting in the faces of a few mildly-inebriated kids, for the unpardonable crime of smuggling some booze into a free public concert. Sure that you didn't need some backup, Sarge?
I drink your pasteurized cheese food product shake.
Hey aangus!
it is time for me to go get ready to go dancing. Mystery feet of my own, I guess!
I've mentioned here I've been to a few concerts recently in which the damn kids just stood and stared at the band like they were afraid to move.
or get tongue twisted...
Will someone will manage to stick their foot in their mouth tonight?...
Elias
The things you people stick in your mouths. Feet. Rimjobs.
"The biggest thing I detest about the youth is their right feet."
Sallyh!
Try the toe cheese.
Oh perhaps, "I'll cut off JeffCO's toe and cover it with green nail polish."
Goddamned Taraists!
Vicki is into plural marriage?
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Vicki's a polygamist?
I've mentioned here I've been to a few concerts recently in which the damn kids just stood and stared at the band like they were afraid to move.
JeffCO
Drug connec got busted. No XTC.
billy b se fue a dormir?
I had an English Beat song for him.
I drink your pasteurized cheese food product shake.
Monsieur tried a date shake today, first time ever.
Talk about making your teeth hurt.
I just saw the ISS go over about 15 minutes ago!
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(Will work for Cheetos)
Vicki's a polygamist?
Elias
She's marrying Gomez and Prior.
Quentin: If you go over to Rolling Stone you can read the article in its entirety. I read it last weekend and Taibi is such an excellent writer that you feel like you are right there with him
How he was able to infiltrate and keep a straight face is beyond me. He really got into it--he had the fools he was sitting with convinced of his problems, etc.
Seriously, take the time to read it.
Long as I'm making corrections, I would like to amend a comment from several threads back and suggest meeting up with racymind to bond over an Austin Martini.
A human foot — the fourth found in the past 10 months — washed ashore
I bet there were six.
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Monsieur tried a date shake today, first time ever.
Talk about making your teeth hurt.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
I tried a beer milkshake once (Cannery Row).
Blech.
Thank you, Atrios! Cheez Whiz is NOT put on real cheese steak sandwiches. It's either Provolone or American. Some places don't even give you the luxury of an option. Fucking media.
Goodnight, groovy kats and kittens.
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Putting Man Cheez on your buns doesn't make you gay.
Vicki's a polygamist?
Elias
She's marrying Gomez and Prior.
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What about Uncle Fester?
When cunnilingus is beyond question, analingus pretty much as normal, and feet are respectable if not universal, the next frontier is armpit licking.
Monsieur tried a date shake today, first time ever.
That kind of behavior is never okay.
RE: the dumbass mummy flick on SciFi right now.
"The Fallen Ones" was MUCH BETTER.
Scary thought, isn't it?
I just saw the ISS go over about 15 minutes ago!
That's wicked cool!
I have Starry Night, and you can import ephemeral data to predict the ISS position, so in the last few years I've gotten to see it a couple times, including a time when the Shuttle was docked, which made it really bright. Also used the program to track the Iridium satellites, and have seen a couple of those--they go by and blink in and out really fast, almost like a meteor.
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I like Provolone or Swiss or American.
It's the onions, beefsteak and bread that have to be just right. I like em with sweet and sour peppers, too.
Putting Man Cheez on your buns doesn't make you gay.
That probably does make you gay, Ted. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
How far do I have to walk the dog to walk off the milkshake I had at dinner?
I would like to amend a comment from several threads back and suggest meeting up with racymind to bond over an Austin Martini.
Shaken?
bond over an Austin Martini.
JeffCO
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How much money in pennies will you bring?
Prior to coming here from the desert springs, I was mowing my lawn in the rain.
Subsequently, I mowed it between rains. With my nephew's help.
I needed a rest too, after that. So I took him,my 14 year old nephew, out to dinner with his single mom.
His grades were better this semester than first.
He only flunked one class this semester.
But he helps this old man stare down mortality.
Chris T, and the Fallen Ones sucked ass.
Putting Man Cheez on your buns doesn't make you gay.
That exactly what I've been trying to explain to everyone.
I've mentioned here I've been to a few concerts recently in which the damn kids just stood and stared at the band like they were afraid to move.
Saw 5 bands this afternoon, and all was well and nice and peaceful until the Watertiger-endorsed Cake started playing. LITERALLY thousands of college kids then started overrunning us like a herd of buffalo - we tried to stand our ground, but gave up after the 4th song. Little bastards made me feel like George Armstrong Custer...
this week i got a collection notice addressed to my hillbilly ex-wife, who never lived here. we've been divorced for 18 years, and she apparently never mastered life.
anyway, it got me to thinking about a certain xmas with her. we went to her parent's house to see her dad and his 3rd wife. for xmas he gave me a pocketknife with a faux bone plastic handle with a deer etched on it. he was so proud to tell me he got it( a steal!)from the home shopping network.
anyway, at the house i got to meet for the first time 'uncle lucky'. 'uncle lucky' spent the day guzzling booze. we were in the kitchen at the back of the house, doing dishes, when 'uncle lucky' came staggering in, having trouble putting on his coat, and saying it was time for him to go home.
as he went out the back door, i remarked to my wife that perhaps we should offer him a ride home, and she said it wasn't necessary as he lived out back. i didn't realize the house had an in-law suite. it didn't, but they did have a chicken coop, and that's what 'uncle lucky' called home.
JeffCO, you're telling me.
Gagworthy.
Shaken? NTodd
No, I've met her and she put me right at ease.
have Starry Night, and you can import ephemeral data to predict the ISS position, so in the last few years I've gotten to see it a couple times, including a time when the Shuttle was docked, which made it really bright.
Sweet! First time I've seen it. I tired to get some pics, but they didn't come out too well as the sky was still fairly bright. Anyhoo it was neat to see.
I downloaded "The Root of All Evil" (Richard Dawkins slagging the whole religion thing) and he has a brief interview with Ted Haggard.
Knowing now that Haggard was a self-loathing homosexual AND tweaked to the tits, explains a whole lot about Haggard's behavior as seen in the film.
When cunnilingus is beyond question, analingus pretty much as normal, and feet are respectable if not universal, the next frontier is armpit licking.
k&y-little,yellow,different
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k&y, you superfreaky little devils.
Just back from seeing the Indiana Jones flick.
Verdict: Good light entertainment. It was nice to see Karen Allen again. More professors should get out like Indy, but the guy does wreak havoc wherever he goes. It's amazing that there are any archaeology sites to be studied with him around.
And Cate Blanchett (with whom I am in love) as the evil Russian commie scientist? Meh. She reminded me too much of Natasha. I kept expecting Rocky and Bullwinkle to pop out from behind a rock.
Oh, and I liked when Indy said "nucular".
Now I am worrying about Prior, too. Didn't get the usual facebook schtuff from him today.
They had Whiz on the cheesesteak at the Philly Art Museum, but it was chicken cheesesteak, so I don't know if that counts.
Sallyh, I have never appreciated such a well placed comma in my life!
As a latte sipping liberal, I prefer brie on my Philadelphia Beefsteak on a baguette.
Some places don't even give you the luxury of an option....
When that story broke, I just called my crazy former co-worker from South Philly, and solicited his verdict. Verbatim: "Cheez Whiz? Fuck...That...Shit!
Gromit, the usual Arab bashing?
How far do I have to walk the dog to walk off the milkshake I had at dinner?
George Johnston
Weekend calories don't count...
Little bastards made me feel like George Armstrong Custer... bill buckner
I was in the stage pit for Rilo Kiley last week and a couple obnoxious kids kept making comments about how old people should be in the balcony and for that matter shouldn't be there at all. Guess which of us got overheated and left before the show was over....
"the next frontier is armpit licking."
is that so wrong?
Guys, if you want to keep on spreading that Man Whiz, just take Viagra.
NTodd can lick his own armpits.
Knowing now that Haggard was a self-loathing homosexual AND tweaked to the tits, explains a whole lot about Haggard's behavior as seen in the film.
Oh, man.
Meth and stuffing yourself in a closet do not mix well.
Hell, I can lick my own armpits.
Culture of Truth: How was your picnic in the park yesterday?
NTodd can lick his own armpits.
Its that long, prehensile tongue.
You drink my milkshake? I whiz on your cheesesteak.
the next frontier is armpit licking
First sniffing, then kissing, then licking! Where's your sense of order?
It was nice to see Karen Allen again...
She now owns and operates a yoga studio in Western MA, IIRC...
evening bats
this thread's kinda cheesy
Hell, I can lick my own armpits.
now you mention it...
If Obama makes it through June it will be a miracle. Better keep on my good side, or McCain will end up as the heir to the presidency.
"Hell, I can lick my own armpits."
i dunno if i can lick my own armpits, but fer sure i can rub them with my hands and lick my fingers.
"the next frontier is armpit licking."
is that so wrong?
"You don't know life until you've fucked it in the gallbladder."
the next frontier is armpit licking
First sniffing, then kissing, then licking! Where's your sense of order?
The primary tenet of Buddhism is not 'Every man for himself!'"
Guys, if you want to keep on spreading that Man Whiz, just take Viagra.
Bob 'Woody' Dole
I always take two bottles with me to the Dominican Republic when I go "fishing" with the boys.
He,, I can lick my own tits.
Gromit, the usual Arab bashing?
Elias
Nope, not an Arab in sight. Diminutive brown south american people dropping like flies, though.
And ants. Big ants. Lots and lots of big ants.
""You don't know life until you've fucked it in the gallbladder."
blast from the past.
No, I've met her and she put me right at ease.
She stirs something in me.
The line in the final scene, "I drink your milkshake!", is paraphrased from a quote by New Mexico Senator Albert Fall speaking before a Congressional investigation into the 1920s oil-related Teapot Dome scandal. Anderson was enamored of the use of the term "milkshake" to explain the complicated technical process of oil drainage to senators.
http://www.laweekly.com/film+tv/...s/18140/?
page=2
i dunno if i can lick my own armpits, but fer sure i can rub them with my hands and lick my fingers.
Um, sorry. I seem to have walked into the wrong blog.
[backs out slowly]
i dunno if i can lick my own armpits, but fer sure i can rub them with my hands and lick my fingers.
Well dammit, I was just about to chime in and say I grew up just outside Philly and provolone was our cheese of choice too and I never ever heard of cheese whiz being THE cheese until Chris Matthew blew a gasket last year because Kerry didn't pick it. Licking your arm pit scented fingers is gross, maybe more so than putting cheese whiz on a fine piece of greasy steak sandwich.
Wooo-Hooo!
Det. 4
Pit. 0
Final.
"He,, I can lick my own tits."
god, that is so hot.
Gromit, what's going on in VT? Cold up there today?
The primary tenet of Buddhism is not 'Every man for himself!'"
The London Underground is not a political movement!
evening all, how goes the struggle?
JeffCO,
Oh, I usually just tell 'em I was going to Clash shows before they were born.. nyah..nyah..nyah...
Are Wisconsin citizens getting any of this upside of dairy prices spiking? I don't know the answer, any more than I know that everyday Iowans feel better because of the spike in corn prices.
god damn media doing anything to get a Reaganomic cultist to win
Why would anybody want to lick their own tits?
My favorite....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0...h?
v=0hINnnVQ9Zo
She now owns and operates a yoga studio in Western MA, IIRC...
bill buckner
Huh. She spent a couple of summers in Williamstown when we lived there, performing at the theater festival.
We were both 20 years younger then.
Why would anybody want to lick their own tits?
HoneyBearKellyGoGiants
'Cause it feels good.
Oh, and I liked when Indy said "nucular".
We laughed most heartily. Of course, back then a lot of people seem to have mispronounced it. NTodd's Pa's Wife actually thought that 'nucular' and 'nuclear' were two different words: the latter relating to atomic stuff, the former an adjective, as in "nuclear family."
"Why would anybody want to lick their own tits?"
yer fucking with my dreams..
Columnist Herb Caen attributed the sour in SF French Bread to shirtless bakers.
"You don't know life until you've fucked it in the gallbladder."
The most awful variant of this we know is a seriously unhealthy crackwhore offering (for a special price) her colostomy bag hole.
I can lick my own tongue.
Why would anybody want to lick their own tits?
Especially Butler's flabby moobs.
Gromit, what's going on in VT? Cold up there today?
sconset
Cool, but it depends on where you are. My mom's house is on the lake in Colchester, facing north and was very cold. We're also on the lake, but facing south and protected from the north wind. worked up a sweat mowing the lawn.
evening all, how goes the struggle?
the troll seems to be slowly starving to death - commendable all!
We laughed most heartily. Of course, back then a lot of people seem to have mispronounced it. NTodd's Pa's Wife actually thought that 'nucular' and 'nuclear' were two different words: the latter relating to atomic stuff, the former an adjective, as in "nuclear family."
NTodd, Poseur
I always thought one was atomic, and one was cellular.
That will show ya what a degree in Biology with minors in Chemistry and Physics will learn ya nowadays.
""Why would anybody want to lick their own tits?"
to check if they are working properly?
yer fucking with my dreams..
jdw
Now, if you guys could only suck your own dicks....
Columnist Herb Caen attributed the sour in SF French Bread to shirtless bakers.
bo
It never gets hot enough in North Beach (or most of the city) to have to take your shirt off in a bakery.
yeah, the great old Kerry Campaign Days, where The Vietnam Hero and Regular Guy goes to Fred's Truck Stop in Backwater USA and, asked what he wants on his hot dog, says:
"aubdergine and lemongrass-coulis, you toothless redneck fuck.."
Messiah Obama stumbles, bring back Aubergine Kerry!
'nucular' and 'nuclear' were two different words: the latter relating to atomic stuff, the former an adjective, as in "nuclear family."
You should meet my wife's family. Nucular, fer shure.
I can lick my own tongue.
Blue Velveeta
And while doing that, how do you differentiate which part is doing the licking?
I can sick my own duck.
"Arab bashing", elias?
What movie were YOU watching?
Here, have a snack and "chill out".
Especially Butler's flabby moobs.
The Old Man From Scene 24
I am not fat.
Gromit: Are you in Shelbourne?
Columnist Herb Caen attributed the sour in SF French Bread to shirtless bakers.
bo | 05.24.08 - 10:57 pm
... IIRC, it was the saltiness ... and the occasional curly black chest hair ...
...
And while doing that, how do you differentiate which part is doing the licking?
The tip of the tongue is always the "licker" and not the "lickee".
Why would anybody want to lick their own tits?
If I was Speaker Hastert, and I'd let myself go *so* badly, yeah, I'd probably take both hands and heave up one of my man tits and lick on it a little bit.
nToad:
sick-dick
Here, have a snack and "chill out".
Just for the record: there is no Temple of Doom. Finally the Indy movies are a proper trilogy...
I am not flat.
annie
For a man.
the troll seems to be slowly starving to death - commendable all!
Cracks me up that whenever he feels ignored he puts on another sockpuppet and either talks to himself or comments on himself.
I was called Toad a lot when I was a kid. By my friends. Why it should be thought an insult is beyond me...
Lubyanka = Limp Dick
Cracks me up that whenever he feels ignored he puts on another sockpuppet and either talks to himself or comments on himself.
I have a confession: JeffCO is my half-black sockpuppet.
Columnist Herb Caen attributed the sour in SF French Bread to shirtless bakers.
bo | 05.24.08 - 10:57 pm
Besides, all those bakers are undocumented workers from south of the border now.
Bread still tastes the same.
Gromit -
But apparently no longer:
http://www.karenallen-fiberarts..../
aboutkaren.php
If I was Speaker Hastert, and I'd let myself go *so* badly, yeah, I'd probably take both hands and heave up one of my man tits and lick on it a little bit.
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
I was called Toad a lot when I was a kid.
Did you buy a car? Lord, watch out.
-
OK, it was really a lot and all over mt keyboard.
Speaking of tits...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5...h?
v=5E_YTrTtLPE
This is fucking hilarious, trust me.
JeffCO is my half-black sockpuppet.
It was dark when I was getting dressed - they looked the same.
Cracks me up that whenever he feels ignored he puts on another sockpuppet and either talks to himself or comments on himself.
I have a confession: JeffCO is my half-black sockpuppet.
NTodd, Poseur
I, too, have a confession. Butler is my athletic sockpuppet.
Do the Italians have a word for 'provolone'?
I was called Toad a lot when I was a kid. By my friends. Why it should be thought an insult is beyond me...
NTodd, Poseur
Being a toad, you should be able to lick any part of your own body. Lucky dog.
It was dark when I was getting dressed - they looked the same.
That's why I only buy grey tube socks.
any more black-liberation-socialist Chicago social workers that Messiah Hussein Obama can tap for VP?
GodDamnAmerica Wright?
Being a toad, you should be able to lick any part of your own body. Lucky dog.
I also can squirt blood out of my eyes.
I'd buy that for a dollar
Gromit: Are you in Shelbourne?
sconset
We're in Burlington, right at the south end of town. Between Oakledge Park in Burlington and Red Rocks park in South Burl., if you know the area.
Our house faces south into Shelburne Bay. Here's the view from our bedroom, a couple of months back:
http://vtwayback.blogspot.com/20...ate-
winter.html
Just now on Death Wish 4, the girlfriend of the bad guy wished he "would just drop dead." SO GUESS WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
That's why I only buy grey tube socks. -NTodd, Poseur
gey!
I'd buy that for a dollar
mdhatter
A fucking vowel, or what????
We're in Burlington, right at the south end of town. Between Oakledge Park in Burlington and Red Rocks park in South Burl., if you know the area.
I guess I've ridden by your house on HoHo's bike path!
nToad:
the moniker sticks like toad spit
OT: LAUGH-IN cohost Dick Martin dead at 86.
Say goodnight, Dick...
Breaker Morant is on TCM.
Great movie.
I also can squirt blood out of my eyes.
NTodd, Poseur
Will it cause warts?
The other punk ass nazi bitch with a tiny, useless penis who thinks he's the Jeff Stryker of bloggery has shown up.
This is especially for you!
January 20, 2009, shortly after noon, upon the steps of Congress, in Washington, D.C.:
"I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. So help me God!"
celtics winning, on the road. sweet
I also can squirt blood out of my eyes.
NTodd, Poseur
Curse you Le Chiffre.
celtics winning, on the road. sweet
I was taking a walk around the nayb and saw on a bar TV through the window. I tried not to jinx it!
...So help me God!
And there was MUCH rejoicing.
Evening, all
...So help me God!
And there was MUCH rejoicing.
I might down a glass or two of alcoholic drink in moderate celebration.
Jailiarity ensued in a big wayWoman pissed that her favorite MMORPG was shut
down for an hour to honor the victims of the Chinese earthquake; posts
a video of herself mocking quake surivivors online. ****Apparently she
forgot she lived in China.****
I guess I've ridden by your house on HoHo's bike path!
Yup, and we have a marathon going by tomorrow morning. Looks like a beautiful day, sunny and 76°. Mayhaps a little warm to run 26 miles.
Mayhaps a little warm to run 26 miles.
Any temp is too warm to run 26 miles.
Barry, You're still in Wilmington? That's very sad.
****Apparently she
forgot she lived in China.****
She forgot her ginseng.
This sounds sick--but I love winter--especially here in New England. Loved the pic of Shelburne Lake
Tits and horny toads
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=0...feature=related
Barry, You're still in Wilmington? That's very sad.
Is that near Dubai?
I weighed 195 in high school, active in several sports. I weigh 190 now, thirty years later. It's my weight. My metabolism has been strangely constant, though my diet has been crazy.
Jailiarity ensued in a big wayWoman pissed that her favorite MMORPG was shut
down for an hour to honor the victims of the Chinese earthquake; posts
a video of herself mocking quake surivivors online. ****Apparently she
forgot she lived in China.****
k&y-little,yellow,differen
Reduced to c/p Fark entries?
How sad.
Just now on Death Wish 4
Charles Bronson had a place in VT when I was a kid, and used to try to BUTT IN LINE in stores. (I seen it with mine own eyes, so help me gawd...)
"Yup, and we have a marathon going by tomorrow morning. "
you can go out and trip them, or blow cigarette smoke in their faces, or give them ex-lax water.
just for giggles.
Barry, You're still in Wilmington? That's very sad.
Not still, again.
Every Friday thru Tuesday this month.
Only one more left, then new torture begins, yet to be announced.
Who's your daddy?!
Is that near Dubai?
Suburb of Singapore.
Is that near Dubai?
NTodd, Poseur
Dayton, kinda like Dubai, but without the burkas.
Is that near Dubai?
it's 38,000ft over the Pacific Ocean.
Who's your daddy?!
Kevin Garnett
Shit, cut the lead to 9...
HBK - you still here?
I have learned that The English Beat recently played a club tour, and came through here (and presumably, NYC) about 8 months ago. I was totally oblivious, but Good God - keep an eye out, and don't miss 'em if they come around again...
Argentinian TV lacks subtlety I must say...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=N...feature=related
Dayton, kinda like Dubai, but without the burkas.
Ah, so no Dunkin Donuts?
Only one more left, then new torture begins, yet to be announced.
Who is making you do these things?
I will indeed bill buckner.
I'll add them to iLike on Facebook. They keep track of tour dates.
Ah, so no Dunkin Donuts?
NTodd, Poseur
Wilmington has Palestinian free doughnuts.
Fucking Malkin, what a dipshit to go off on that scarf.
this is good basketball, but it would have been noice if the Celts could have kept that 24 point lead.
Is that near Dubai?
NTodd, Poseur
Dayton, kinda like Dubai, but without the burkas.
Barry from AK in Wilmington | Homepage | 05.24.08 - 11:15 pm |
(waves to Barry from Dayton)
Who is making you do these things?
That possessed porcelain doll.
Rare video uncovered of Elias and mimi...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x...h?
v=xPiBwjvc_lM
Who is making you do these things?
The Old Man From Scene 24
The super brains in Purchase NY who make my schedule.
I had two choices to opt for June: Hong Kong or Wilmington.
I'll see tomorrow night how I did.
That possessed porcelain doll.
NTodd, Poseur
Have you been looking at Foobies?
Do they actually put green pepper in the Cheesesteak?
(waves to Barry from Dayton)
Buckeye. Dealer of Rare Coins
oops
Barry,
Where did learn how to drive planes around, originally?
NTodd will want to know that my FDL post is up.
That possessed porcelain doll.
NTodd, Poseur
I've got a pain in my sawdust
That's what's the matter with me
Something is wrong with my little inside
I'm just as sick as can be
Malkin lives in a very tiny world of make believe we all live in the 50's--her kids are going to be so whacked out by the time they get to be teenagers that I almost feel sorry for them.
I swear she is Syphilis Schlafly's successor in waiting.
this is good basketball, but it would have been noice if the Celts could have kept that 24 point lead.
Judging by their road performances until now, and the bad performance at home the other night, I'm beginning to suspect that they just coast. Not enough fire in the belly until they're up against the wall, which is dangerous. When the Celts won their 16th, they lost Game 5 and were pissed, so destroyed Houston at home with Bird nailing a triple double and both he and McHale scoring 28, IIRC. These guys seem to need some more tempering...
NTodd will want to know that my FDL post is up.
Because Wolcott has already linked to it?
Where did learn how to drive planes around, originally?
MP
In a plane, in the air.
Duh.
"
Fucking Malkin, what a dipshit to go off on that scarf.
Barry from AK"
Have you ever met one of those kids that when the attention is drifting from him, he cuts loose a major bit scatological vapor just to get the focus back?
I suspect this is what Malkin is up to.
In a plane, in the air.
Ohhhhh, they fly planes in the AIR now! Next you'll tell me they have the Internet on computers...
Have you ever met one of those kids that when the attention is drifting from him, he cuts loose a major bit scatological vapor just to get the focus back?
[farts, looks around nonchalantly]
Have you ever met one of those kids that when the attention is drifting from him, he cuts loose a major bit scatological vapor just to get the focus back?
Malkin's a troll: Pay attention to MEEEEEEE.
Okay, 14 with 37 left. I can relax maybe a bit.
Evening.
Who has mah cheese steak?
"[farts, looks around nonchalantly]
NTodd, Poseur"
Case in point.
Hah!
Why Obama will never be Preisdent:
he will only represent less than 10% of the population.
An American, though, can represent the majority of the population.
Case in point.
Hah!
DAMN IT! Tricked out again!
Barry commands big craft. That's some saluting worthy shit, IMO. My neighbor is an old Naval aviator, he did a 20 year stint with US Airways, but he never drove a heavy.
(waves to Barry from Dayton)
Buckeye. Dealer of Rare Coins
oops
Barry from AK in Wilmington | Homepage | 05.24.08 - 11:20 pm |
Well, if you're into nature, we have some lovely state parks within an hour of Wilmington. Or you could visit Cincy (or even Dayton).
Ohhhhh, they fly planes in the AIR now! Next you'll tell me they have the Internet on computers...
NTodd, Poseur
It's in the telephones too!
Be very scared.
Ha. We rule.
I'd like to see the series over in 5, please.
Have fun friends, I'm off to bed.
This is what I mentioned the other day, Every time Sohaila Rezazadeh rings up a sale at her Exxon station on Chain Bridge Road in Oakton, her cash register sends the information to Exxon Mobil's central computers. If she raises the price of gasoline a couple of pennies, chances are that Exxon will raise the wholesale price she pays by the same amount.
Through a password-protected Web portal, Exxon notifies Rezazadeh of wholesale price changes daily. That way the oil giant, which is earning about $3.3 billion a month, fine-tunes the pump prices at the franchise Rezazadeh has owned for 12 years.
Now, however, Rezazadeh says she cannot stay in business. Credit-card fees are eating her profit margins. Exxon, which owns the station land, last week handed Rezazadeh a new lease raising her rent about 30 percent over the next three years. She stuck a copy on the window of her station to show customers who are angry about soaring pump prices. Rezazadeh has told Exxon that she cannot make money with the rent that high. Her territory manager's reply, she said, was simple: When you go, leave us the keys."
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp...ml?
hpid=topnews
MP
El Paso for my private.
Did Commercial, Aerobatics, and Instruments in Jackson Hole Wy.
Other training scattered around the country.
Sorry to have been snippy/snide... it's just the NTodd in me.
watching pud fill his Depends at the thought of President Obama truly makes life worth living.
Ohhhhh, they fly planes in the AIR now! Next you'll tell me they have the Internet on computers...
NTodd, Poseur
And trains run on tracks.
Didn't know that didja?
'Night, Sconset
Sorry to have been snippy/snide... it's just the NTodd in me.
Could you let me out now? It's getting stuffy in here, and I really have to pee.
I'd like to see the series over in 5, please.
NTodd, Poseur | Homepage | 05.24.08 - 11:26 pm |
We're down to LA/SA and DET/BOS?
Can I have different teams, please?
Because Wolcott has already linked to it?
Not yet.
Hope you didn't miss the Sadly No link I got the other day. Or the one from Crooks & Liars.
And trains run on tracks.
The train I rode was smoothly propelled on top of a magnetic cushion at incredible speeds.
I think that NTodd is well aware of that, this weekend, flory
I'd like to see the series over in 5, please.
The process must be allowed to play itself out over the full number of games. Count every basket!
"Why Obama will never be Preisdent:
he will only represent less than 10% of the population.
An American, though, can represent the majority of the population.
pud | 05.24.08 - 11:24 pm | # "
Let's see, Pud ... now if Obama were a white, failed Naval flier, the privileged son of an admiral andmarried into wealth and served endless years in the U.S. Senate in the pay of countless lobbyists .... ergo, he would represent 99% of the American population. Wow! Brilliant!
Sorry to have been snippy/snide... it's just the NTodd in me.
Barry from AK in Wilmington | Homepage | 05.24.08 - 11:26 pm
So NTodd's like your daemon?
yeah, another win on Monday at Detroit would be fucking great.
Well, if you're into nature, we have some lovely state parks within an hour of Wilmington. Or you could visit Cincy (or even Dayton).
Buckeye. Dealer of Rare Coins
Its gorgeous here actually. I'd love to have a convertable car to drive around in.
Been to Wright Pat the last two weekends, going again tomorrow.
I have to get a pic of the "Standard Issue Holy Bible" at the Air Force Museum.
I can't believe they have one on display.... hello Dr. Dobson!
Thers, I promise to read it tomorrow. Too tired to process more than the first paragraph.
Hope you didn't miss the Sadly No link I got the other day. Or the one from Crooks & Liars.
Just so you know, I'll be saving all of SP's dirty diapers for you so you won't feel like you missed out on anything...
watching pud fill his Depends at the thought of President Obama truly makes life worth living.
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari | 05.24.08 - 11:27 pm | #
Please. Obambo is losing in all the polls. American's will elect an American, not some two bit Chicago hood.
And trains run on tracks.
If God meant for people to ride on rails, he would have given us wheels.
I've been saying this for fucking ever. And nobody says "wit" or whatever. They say "fried onions." Wankers.
The process must be allowed to play itself out over the full number of games. Count every basket!
Sorry, Games 6 and 7 knew the rules before they tried pushing ahead in the schedule, so they don't count.
Pud, you misspelled: it's "'Merican'".
Obambo is losing in all the polls.
Show me 3 in which he's losing.
So NTodd's like your daemon?
Buckeye. Dealer of Rare Coins
He's the son I always wanted to be proud of.
"And trains run on tracks."
And cars on roads is a concept still in dispute as evidenced on any Friday or Saturday around here. Some people just refuse I guess.
He's the son I always wanted to be proud of.
And ended up disappointing you to the point where you disowned him and burned all his belongings in the front lawn?
The train I rode was smoothly propelled on top of a magnetic cushion at incredible speeds.
NTodd, Poseur
I guess Magdalagdadingdong isn't the only one living in an alternate reality.
I think that NTodd is well aware of that, this weekend, flory
Gromit, lurking & working
Or not.
Ntodd,
I am truly impressed with you command of old and arcane Cellartics lore. So much that I'll refrain from tweaking you about The Cavs...
merican's will elect an American,
don't worry, Gordon, there will be an excess supply of Depends when President Obama is sworn into office.
Sorry, Games 6 and 7 knew the rules before they tried pushing ahead in the schedule, so they don't count.
NTodd, Poseur
I don't care if I have already lost 4, I wanna play 5 6 and 7
Obambo is losing in all the polls.
Show me 3 in which he's losing.
NTodd, Poseur | Homepage | 05.24.08 - 11:30 pm | #
gallup rasumseen, and Insider's Advantage.
I don't care if I have already lost 4, I wanna play 5 6 and 7
You never know what could happen.
Hope you didn't miss the Sadly No link I got the other day. Or the one from Crooks & Liars.
I got an email from Jesus.
He told me to look for him on my next batch of toast.
Well, if you're into nature, we have some lovely state parks within an hour of Wilmington. Or you could visit Cincy (or even Dayton).
Buckeye. Dealer of Rare Coins
Its gorgeous here actually. I'd love to have a convertable car to drive around in.
Been to Wright Pat the last two weekends, going again tomorrow.
I have to get a pic of the "Standard Issue Holy Bible" at the Air Force Museum.
I can't believe they have one on display.... hello Dr. Dobson!
Barry from AK in Wilmington | Homepage | 05.24.08 - 11:29 pm |
Wright Patt's literally up the road (s) from me. Funny thing is, even though I can get to the museum by bus, I've not been in years.
Pud and other McCainiacs might enjoy a front page article on the NYT tomorrow, about how panicked many Republicans are at McCain's incompetent campaigning.
Even if the tides were not running so anti-GOP, Obama would mop the floor with McCain. Believe me, if this were a prize fight, the refs would stop it in September.
It's gonna be the worst drubbing the GOP has had since 1964, and even worse than Nixon handed McGovern in 1972. Watch.
"Arab bashing", elias?
What movie were YOU watching?
Here, have a snack and "chill out".
Chris Tucker
Reel Bad Arabs: How Hollywood Vilifies a People
Where are the human images of Arabs and Arab Americans? That’s the topic of a new film called “Reel Bad Arabs: How Hollywood Vilifies a People.” The book and the film explore the American cinematic landscape to reveal a stark pattern of Arab stereotyping and its disturbing similarity to anti-Semitic and other racist caricatures through history.
http://www.democracynow.org/
2007...lywood_vilifies
I am truly impressed with you command of old and arcane Cellartics lore. So much that I'll refrain from tweaking you about The Cavs...
I could never get into the Cavs. For me it was always the Celtics. Cleveland never felt like a hoops town for me, but when I was first getting interested in bball, Bird was a rook and he became an instant role model for me. I took to playing a lot at that point, even though I was wicked short in those days--made up for it with my quickness, vertical leap and a decent turnaround. Never would've made the team, but had great fun in pickup.
The train I rode was smoothly propelled on top of a magnetic cushion at incredible speeds.
NTodd, Poseur
Shanghai Maglev, the fastest I've ever gone that close to the ground, awesome.
American's will elect an American, not some two bit Chicago hood.
pud
Fuckin' A....Chicago isn't part of America?
Does that include the suburbs? Cause if so Denny Hastert has a lot of 'splaining to do.
I have to get a pic of the "Standard Issue Holy Bible" at the Air Force Museum.
one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings.
gallup rasumseen, and Insider's Advantage.
Link to most recent.
Barry says Hillary's just stirring up shit in Florida out of desperation.
Why is he so afraid of her staying in the race?
I blame the superdelegates for their cowardice.
D Derbes, Are you still in Boulder?
one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings.
The Old Man From Scene 24
A feller could have a pretty good time in Las Vegas with all that!
Fuckin' A....Chicago isn't part of America?
I only wish. I wish there was a way tyo just remove Chicago and New York and LA and Miamai from America.
Anybody got some Lipitor? I don't want my blood to go all chunky.
Mmmm, sausage...[/drool]
Wright Patt's literally up the road (s) from me. Funny thing is, even though I can get to the museum by bus, I've not been in years.
Buckeye. Dealer of Rare Coins
You should go, just to see the amount of money spent on war machines.
And there are some nice planes too.
I could meet ya manana if you don't have plans, after Indy of course.
Yes, O Gromit, I am.
"The process must be allowed to play itself out over the full number of games. Count every basket!"
after 5 games you just add up the points, and the highest total wins.
"American's will elect an American,"
Well that cuts out any candidate the trolls might sincerely approve of.
Gordon the pud, Elias the Moron, and Toby the Nazi: the late night murderer's row is here at last.
And chili does NOT have beans!
I don't care what the Yankees think!
Thank you. I feel better.
Most chili in restaurants sucks, too. It's not that hard. Make it at home.
Anyway.....
Arf! yipeyipeyipeyipe!!!11
Alrighty, off to bed.
Barry, if you like ice cream, have you tried our local Graeter's?
http://www.graeters.com/
after 5 games you just add up the points, and the highest total wins.
What about rebounds, blocked shots, and steals? Those should be counted, too.
Link to most recent.
NTodd, Poseur
~~~~~~~~~~
Obama down to McCane in 2, tied in 1...
http://www.realclearpolitics.com...t/
national.html
Barry says Hillary's just stirring up shit in Florida out of desperation.
Toby Petzold
I said that?
Wow, don't know the powers of my keyboards.
Sign me up cheeto 101st.
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari | 05.24.08 - 11:36 pm | #
My name is not Gordon.
If you must know, it's Paul Urban Daley.
I only wish. I wish there was a way tyo just remove Chicago and New York and LA and Miamai from America.
the thing Gordon really hates about America is it's full of Americans.
Wright Patt's literally up the road (s) from me. Funny thing is, even though I can get to the museum by bus, I've not been in years.
Buckeye. Dealer of Rare Coins
You should go, just to see the amount of money spent on war machines.
And there are some nice planes too.
I could meet ya manana if you don't have plans, after Indy of course.
Barry from AK in Wilmington | Homepage | 05.24.08 - 11:35 pm
When are you going?
I don't care what the Yankees think!
Watch it, bud.
Barry, if you like ice cream, have you tried our local Graeter's?
http://www.graeters.com/
Buckeye. Dealer of Rare Coins
No, can't say I have.
Been getting my White Caste fill however.
Laugh all ya want, its a delicacy for us out west.
And up in 4, with an average win. Oddly, I knew the answer before I asked the question...
I blame the superdelegates for their cowardice.
Toby Petzold
So superdelegates that make a choice that you don't like are cowards?
Not too full of yourself are you?
I only wish. I wish there was a way tyo just remove Chicago and New York and LA and Miamai from America.
pud
You left San Francisco off your list.
Must be gaii.
the thing Gordon really hates about America is it's full of Americans.
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari
wiz wit?
"The process must be allowed to play itself out over the full number of games. Count every basket!"
after 5 games you just add up the points, and the highest total wins.
jdw | 05.24.08 - 11:35 pm | #
I think that would have worked for the Cubs in the 84 playoffs, most total runs over three games wins.
When are you going?
Buckeye. Dealer of Rare Coins
Sunday was the plan, but I have the rental car thru Monday.
Museum is only 30 miles from my hotel, so I can accommodate your schedule however it shakes out.
Oddly, I knew the answer before I asked the question...
Ya cheater you!
Wright Patt's literally up the road (s) from me.
My wife from Springfield. Are you near that place, Buckeye?
Why did you do it, Gordo? Why?
I saw something on line (NYT?) that Danica Patrick is racing in the Indy 500 Real Soon Now?
It's a question.
If so, I hope she wins by many minutes.
Ya cheater you!
Are you calling me a lawyer? Them's fightin' words!
Gordon the pud, Elias the Moron, and Toby the Nazi: the late night murderer's row is here at last.
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You forgot Mrs I, the autoerotic asphyxiator.
Barry, if you like ice cream, have you tried our local Graeter's?
http://www.graeters.com/
Buckeye. Dealer of Rare Coins
No, can't say I have.
Been getting my White Caste fill however.
Laugh all ya want, its a delicacy for us out west.
Barry from AK in Wilmington | Homepage | 05.24.08 - 11:38 pm | #
Graeter's is good stuff, also availble in Kroger's or probably the two meijer's near the base. My boss got me hooked on the raspberry chocolate chip.
Are you calling me a lawyer? Them's fightin' words!
NTodd, Poseur
Settle down, he didn't call you a shark just yet, relax them jaws.
Been getting my White Caste fill however.
Laugh all ya want, its a delicacy for us out west.
Whoa, now. Let's not get carried away, there...
Are you calling me a lawyer? Them's fightin' words!
I dare you to step across this line!
___________________
Who's up for a lively Saturday night discussion? Because there's one going on in the comments to the YouTube video I posted of Sen. Obama's speech Thursday in Boca Raton.
I'm "recoveringatty11" on there ... d00d said Obama can't win any state in the general that he lost to Clinton in the primary, so I'm trying to get him to bet me on California, which I say Obama carries in November.
Good times. (Backup commentary would be welcome ...
Settle down, he didn't call you a shark just yet, relax them jaws.
Where da white wimmin at?
Y'all are like zombies with this Obama thing. You have to know that it's a huge blunder, but you just can't help yourself.
Why are you doing this to my country?
There has been a lot of specualtion as to who John McSame will pick as his VP. I believe he should pick Darth Cheney as his runningmate, just think of the marketing they could use for their campaign:
McCain/Cheney '08 "Grumpy Old Men Part III-Armageddon It"
Sponsored by: WARS-R-US, ACME organ harvesters, Depends adult diapers, Halliburton, The Military Industrial Complex.
Musical Guests: The Beachboys, playing their fan favorite “Barbara Ann” lyrics re-written and sung by John “Bomb*bomb*bomb*bomb*bomb* Iran” McCrazy.
Special guest speakers: Satan, Pol Pot, Adolph Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Baron Rothschild, Karl Rove and Charles Manson.
Prayer services by: Pastor Hagee, Pastor Parsley, Pat Robertson with very special appearances by Jerry Falwell and Ted Haggard (Bringing the party favorites.)
Special video message from: Osama Bin Laden.
And up in 4, with an average win. Oddly, I knew the answer before I asked the question...
~~~~~~~~~~
Lame.
I saw something on line (NYT?) that Danica Patrick is racing in the Indy 500 Real Soon Now?
She's been in several.
Wright Patt's literally up the road (s) from me.
My wife from Springfield. Are you near that place, Buckeye?
MP | 05.24.08 - 11:40 pm | #
About 1/2 hour to 45 minutes.
"What about rebounds, blocked shots, and steals? Those should be counted, too."
that's what the superdelegates are for.
This isn't an Obama nation.
Where da white wimmin at?
NTodd, Poseur
Mostly in my dreams, sadly.
Toby, how about doing something useful, like sucking my dick.
that's what the superdelegates are for.
Goddamned refs.
Settle down, he didn't call you a shark just yet, relax them jaws.
Barry from AK in Wilmington
He can't. In his line of work it's an occupational hazard....like carpel tunnel syndrome....
About 1/2 hour to 45 minutes.
Buckeye. Dealer of Rare Coins
Fucking small world it is.
Sinfonian
given hsi performance this week, it's clear Obama can (and will) win Florida.
good job on the B'Nai Torah liveblogging
Evening, all.
Just a brief drive-by -- anything going on I should know about until the morning?
Driving back from the big outlet mall in Michigan City (Indiana) with my brilliant daughter, she spots a Culver's and requests a stop. I cannot refuse her anything.
Their frozen custard was as good as Thomas Sweet's Sweet Cream, and I really did not think that possible. Astounding consistency, fabulous flavor.
Good thing they don't sell this in the People's Republic of Hyde Park, or I'd need to be carted about in a wheelbarrow.
Not your country, fucknuts. Never was.
As I was saying,
yipeyipeyipeyipe!
No Plum P tonight? (I don't want to bore non-hockey people with observations of the game - but Pittsburgh had better learn to be better real soon. )
(Backup commentary would be welcome ...
Sinfonian, can haz puppy?
I'm on the case.....
er u tube?
Tobes is all talk and no truth. Let's see what he says come November.
given hsi performance this week, it's clear Obama can (and will) win Florida.
What's 'hsi'? Is that like 'psi'? Like he's using psychic powers on us? IS IT CODE FOR SOMETHING?
This isn't an Obama nation.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 05.24.08 - 11:42 pm | #
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It will be after the November elections assclown. Then it's buh-bye to the GOP, the Bushites, the neocons and their facist government.
Just a brief drive-by -- anything going on I should know about until the morning?
Bobby Kennedy was assassinated.
Just a brief drive-by -- anything going on I should know about until the morning?
I thought Cate Blanchett was playing Natasha in a Rocky & Bullwinkle cartoon.
Just a brief drive-by -- anything going on I should know about until the morning?
Elias married his sock.
Fucking small world it is.
especially if you have a great big jet plane to fly around in.
Sunday was the plan, but I have the rental car thru Monday.
Museum is only 30 miles from my hotel, so I can accommodate your schedule however it shakes out.
Barry from AK in Wilmington | Homepage | 05.24.08 - 11:39 p
Monday my friend is renting a car and we are going to Hocking Hills (just about an hour NE of you).
I'll have to think about that. I have to get up bright and early to go grocery shopping (another friend takes me-not having a car can sometimes suck).
Shit, I wished I remembered that you'd be in W'ton this month.
I thought Cate Blanchett was playing Natasha in a Rocky & Bullwinkle cartoon.
I thought that's what made it perfect. Campy stuff for a B-movie.
But she was hotter and had a sword...
What's hockey?
Is that the game that used to be on regular TV but now is only PPV?
Good thing they don't sell this in the People's Republic of Hyde Park, or I'd need to be carted about in a wheelbarrow.
David Derbes, en route
Culver's had just arrived in the Lansing, Mich., area during the last year or so I lived there (2003-04), and you're right, it's excellent.
Now, I'm biased, and I don't think it can hold a candle to Ted Drewes in St. Louis, but it's a decent substitute, since Ted's will never franchise.
Tobes is all talk and no truth. Let's see what he says come November.
Sinfonian, can haz puppy? | Homepage | 05.24.08 - 11:44 pm | #
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sadly...or not, we won't be hearing from Tobes after the elections as he and his brainwshed cult will be committing mass suicides. Toby if you need any razors, let me know.
NTodd,
Have not been to The Garden in (at least) a decade, but I'm told its been rockin' like the days of yore. (And Robert Parrish was always my favorite of that squad - and NOT just because he got busted Fed-exing some pot to himself...)
Bobby Kennedy was assassinated.
NTodd, Poseur
Shit.
All the good die young.
Sinfonian
given hsi performance this week, it's clear Obama can (and will) win Florida.
good job on the B'Nai Torah liveblogging
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari
Thanks. He certainly said all the right things, and he has his record to back him up.
Just a brief drive-by -- anything going on I should know about until the morning?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Richard's still a Dick...
Are you calling me a lawyer? Them's fightin' words!
That is pretty low....
Two Cats On The Lap
28 pounds. That's my Saturday night.
My god. Santorum was right.
Buckeye, dude, we need to hook up sometime. My entire in-law complement is from where you are.
Is it late enough to call Karen Hughes a bitch yet?
Sadly...or not, we won't be hearing from Tobes after the elections as he and his brainwshed cult will be committing mass suicides.
They shall drown in septic tanks.
Why are you doing this to my country?
Toby Petzold
Payback is a bitch.
Cate Blanchett as Natasha Fatale?! in the latest Indy?
I may need digitalis to watch the movie. It was sold out last night here in Boulder, else I'd have risked it...
But as much as I love Cate Blanchett, she ain't gonna displace Karen Allen in my beat-up blood pump.
sindfonian...
I did the John "Marion" Wayne post.
You got a troll on your YouTubes, how important you must feel.
I iz jealous.
Is it late enough to call Karen Hughes a bitch yet?
Stunt Woman
Since when are there time constraints on stating the obvious?
given hsi performance this week, it's clear Obama can (and will) win Florida.
I'm sorry, but as a former resident of the Sunshine State, I will believe it is not dominated by lunatics when I see it...
So, Frank Rich tells me "South Pacific" has been revived on Broadway (and then talks about the racism theme in the story without once mentioning "You Have To Be Taught") and Dowd tells me Hillary kinda sorta screwed the pooch with her RFK comment and, finally, now has no chance to be V-P.
Dull week in punditry. I knew it was a holiday weekend, but...sheesh!
I just have to tell you, and I know some other Atriot originally posted this (so I can't take the credit), but I am having the best time with http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com. That's a funny damn website, I'll tell you.
My god. Santorum was right.
Stunt Woman
Cats were exempt, only applied to dogs and box turtles
hsi power occurs when sleeping baby is on belly.
Is it late enough to call Karen Hughes a bitch yet?
Why, were you running out of other abusive terms for Karen Hughes?
Have not been to The Garden in (at least) a decade, but I'm told its been rockin' like the days of yore.
Sadly never got to The Garden, and I wonder if the new one has any of the magic. But it's great to see they're playing like in the Johnny Most days (I used to listen to his calls in HS and College). Nice turnaround they've had with those trades--having a Big Three again helps!
Barry
Thanks, flyd00d.
Mostly in my dreams, sadly.
Barry from AK in Wilmington | Homepage | 05.24.08 - 11:42 pm |
And now I have Only In My Dreams by Debbie Gibson going through my head.
Damn you!
And now I'm really going to bed, I have this sweet face looking at me, letting me know it's way past our bedtimes:
http://pets.webshots.com/photo/
2...096501088PXwlCV
as much as I love Cate Blanchett, she ain't gonna displace Karen Allen in my beat-up blood pump.
I'd like to see Melinda Dillon and Karen Allen in a movie where they kill Tom Hanks, Harrison Ford and Richard Dreyfus just for the goddamn hell of it.
Hanks, Ford and Dreyfus will be playing themselves, of course.
"My god. Santorum was right."
I'm sorry, but as a former resident of the Sunshine State, I will believe it is not dominated by lunatics when I see it...
Thers
Name me a state not dominated by lunatics....
I just have to tell you, and I know some other Atriot originally posted this (so I can't take the credit), but I am having the best time with http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com. That's a funny damn website, I'll tell you.
I'd never heard of it until someone left a comment on this post...
Is it late enough to call Karen Hughes a bitch yet?
Why, were you running out of other abusive terms for Karen Hughes?
Will nobody stand up for tradition?!?!?!
American's will elect an American, not some two bit Chicago hood.
pud
damn, & I thought McSame was born in Panama.
I only wish. I wish there was a way tyo just remove Chicago and New York and LA and Miamai from America.
*Sniff* I can't get an amen for Boston? We allow gay marriage, have a black governor, and hate accidents of God's anus, such as yourself...
without once mentioning "You Have To Be Taught")
Minor and probably erroneous nitpick: isn't it "You Have to be Carefully Taught"?
But if Rich didn't mention that song, by whatever title, he's an idiot.
Name me a state not dominated by lunatics....
~~~~~~~~
Denial.
damn, & I thought McSame was born in Panama.
Ah, but the Senate took care of that.
But as much as I love Cate Blanchett, she ain't gonna displace Karen Allen in my beat-up blood pump.
David Derbes
You're a man after me own heart.
The other day Athenae said she saw the first Indy movie when she was a young pup. When she saw Karen Allen drinking people under the table, she said "That's what I want to be when I grow up".
Buckeye, dude, we need to hook up sometime. My entire in-law complement is from where you are.
MP | 05.24.08 - 11:47 pm |
That would be 'dudette'
http://travel.webshots.com/
photo...096501088srCjzA
I'm sorry, but as a former resident of the Sunshine State, I will believe it is not dominated by lunatics when I see it...
Thers
As a current and longtime resident, I would tend to agree. But Obama made all the right plays when he was down here this week. I did hear one guy in Boca tell him, as he was shaking hands (right after mine, I might add ), "You just earned my vote." There could be plenty of that to come ...
*Sniff* I can't get an amen for Boston? We allow gay marriage, have a black governor, and hate accidents of God's anus, such as yourself...
bill buckner | 05.24.08 - 11:52 pm | #
Im suprised you had time to right theat, between buttfucking your mom and dad.
That would be 'dudette'
D'oh. I'm such a Virginia dick.
I only wish. I wish there was a way tyo just remove Chicago and New York and LA and Miamai from America.
*Sniff* I can't get an amen for Boston? We allow gay marriage, have a black governor, and hate accidents of God's anus, such as yourself...
bill buckner
Hey! What about mah home town New Orleans, so wicket it was destroyed by God, or so sayeth Pat Robertson or some other soi-disant follower of Jesus.
Honey, New Oyanz takes a back seat to nobody in the vice department, nuh-uh!
Minor and probably erroneous nitpick: isn't it "You Have to be Carefully Taught"?
But if Rich didn't mention that song, by whatever title, he's an idiot.
David Derbes, en route
Undoubtedly you have the title right; I was talking off the top of my head.
I'll be bald, and nothing to show for it....
finally! just got the malware off the computer. First time the drive hasn't spun for no reason in months.
I'm sorry, but as a former resident of the Sunshine State, I will believe it is not dominated by lunatics when I see it...
Zogby currently has Florida at Obama 47 McCain 37
Please. Obambo is losing in all the polls.
Except the actual polls, where he's pulling ahead.
When she saw Karen Allen drinking people under the table, she said "That's what I want to be when I grow up".
Best. Scene. Ever.
When that little old lady's eyes light up after Marion cries out...
That douchebag site is a laugh riot but I'm still not buying the "hot chicks" angle. Half of those chicks look like they are all about the douchebag.
I'd never heard of it until someone left a comment on this post...
NTodd, Poseur
Perfect.
But even you cannot compete with pure doucheosity. (just pic)
Buckeye. Dealer of Rare Coins
If ya want, I can meet ya at the museum Sunday or Monday, you name the time, I'll name the place, OK?
I'll be the one in the red DFH t-shirt.
Alrighty, really going to bed now, Topaz is still staring at me and making sad little pathetic noises.
Right theat? Irony is dad fuckers!
But Obama made all the right plays when he was down here this week.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Telling an entire state to f off is always a good opening move...
But even you cannot compete with pure doucheosity. (just pic)
[hurriedly washes off fake tan]
Buckeye. Dealer of Rare Coins
If ya want, I can meet ya at the museum Sunday or Monday, you name the time, I'll name the place, OK?
I'll be the one in the red DFH t-shirt.
Barry from AK in Wilmington | Homepage | 05.24.08 - 11:56 pm |
Is your email at your homepage?
Buckeye, for several years, I assumed you were a guy. I apologize very much for that.
Name me a state not dominated by lunatics....
Well, yes. But Florida has a special flavor of crazy, and history would seem to bear me out on this.
Buckeye, dude, we need to hook up sometime. My entire in-law complement is from where you are.
MP | 05.24.08 - 11:47 pm |
That would be 'dudette'
When in doubt, guess female.
But even you cannot compete with pure doucheosity. (just pic)
Damn. They're Klingons.
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.ne...px-
Kang2268.jpg
kaymout. busy, early day tomorrow. l8rh9rz!
Is it late enough to call Karen Hughes a bitch yet?
Why, were you running out of other abusive terms for Karen Hughes?
Thers
Karen Hughes is our new left guard.
Buckeye
babyrne @ gmail.com
Yea, I know I'm opening myself up to trollz poop, but Gmail has pretty good filters.
Is there a way to obtain a DFH tshirt before the Texas Democratic convention on June 5th?
When she saw Karen Allen drinking people under the table, she said "That's what I want to be when I grow up".
Gromit, lurking & working
Straight dope: I think my daughter is gonna be Karen Allen / Marion Ravenwood in a few years. She's fixated on Central Asia, and can tell you more about Almaty, Tashkent and points East than you would believe. Her Russian is approaching fluency. She just needs to learn Turkish.
(The lingua franca of the 'Stans is Turkish. Farsi is helpful, and Chinese, if you wanna do the Uighurs, but Turkish is the basis for Uzbek, Kazakh, and Kyrghyz, and maybe a few others.)
Don't mess with my daughter. She is much, much smarter than I am.
OK, I'm Homer Simpson for the rest of the weekend. It's only fair.
Buckeye, for several years, I assumed you were a guy. I apologize very much for that.
MP | 05.24.08 - 11:57 pm |
Well, since I'm going by a gender-neutral name, kinda hard to tell.
JR keeps calling me dude (though he does in fact know better).
Karen Hughes is our new left guard.
Gomez
Cause she was a lousy Center.
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com. That's a funny damn website, I'll tell you.
Sinfonian, can haz puppy? | Homepage | 05.24.08 - 11:49 pm | #
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Sin, that site is hilarious, the guy is a frickin' hilarious! He has a unique style with words!
Damn. They're Klingons.
Heh, remember that DS9 episode?
[crew looks at Worf quizzically]
Worf: "Don't ask."
Now I'm really beaming out of here...
Zogby currently has Florida at Obama 47 McCain 37
Fair enough, though Zogby has been for shit in the primaries so far.
Florida I'd guess is going to be a tough fight but I think Obama can take it. But not by 10, unless McCain shoots a guy in the face or some shit, which is not totally impossible.
Well, yes. But Florida has a special flavor of crazy, and history would seem to bear me out on this.
Thers
~~~~~~~~~~~~
All units:
Charles
Union
Boy
Adam
Nora
Sam
My last post didn't make much sense but hey it's Saturday night and I'm an American damn it!
Well, yes. But Florida has a special flavor of crazy, and history would seem to bear me out on this.
Thers
So would Blast Off! and its "Batshit Crazy Bowl" (Fla. vs. Tex.), the "Florida GOP Police Blotter," and ever so much more ...
Buckeye
babyrne @ gmail.com
Yea, I know I'm opening myself up to trollz poop, but Gmail has pretty good filters.
Barry from AK in Wilmington | Homepage | 05.24.08 - 11:58 pm |
Cool I'll email you tomorrow morning (Can't guarentee (sp) anything, but maybe if I'm lucky you'll get stuck with Wilmington again in June!)
McCain will be lucky to win 100 electoral votes.
(Backup commentary would be welcome ..
Done. I am "dcadvanis."
All units:
Charles
Union
Boy
Adam
Nora
Sam
Elias
Is it TOO much to have you learn the standard phonetic alphabet troll?
Fair enough, though Zogby has been for shit in the primaries so far.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
He nailed PA.
Buck Henry. Buck Rogers.
Is there anyone else?
Sin, that site is hilarious, the guy is a frickin' hilarious! He has a unique style with words!
Uncle Fester Lurks
The comment threads are brilliantly funny, too. I have a difficult time even keeping up with those folks.
I believe the guy who runs the site wrote for the "Texas Travesty," UT's version of "The Onion."
dcadvanis
Flagged as troll.
the Friday haiku on the douchebag site is funny, and I see Sinfonian made it into the top spot.
is there anything Mr. Blast Off can't do?
Gas prices will kill the Republicans.
Is there anyone else?
Stunt Woman | 05.25.08 - 12:02 am | #
Buckaroo Banzai?
Is it TOO much to have you learn the standard phonetic alphabet troll?
~~~~~~~~~
Bore-ing.
only 4 more minues in teh day, and i haven't heard about hrc making a single douchebag statement today.
that's unique..
Buck Turgison, in Dr Strangelove, and Joe Buck, title character of Midnight Cowboy, and Buck Knives, real good blades.
Panama John....didn't he used to sell a line of cool sunglasses?
But not by 10, unless McCain shoots a guy in the face or some shit, which is not totally impossible.
I had a huge laugh about that earlier this week. It's important to remember the most absurd fact about the Cheney incident: the elderly man apologized *to* Dick Cheney.
Buck Owens.
only 4 more minues in teh day, and i haven't heard about hrc making a single douchebag statement today.
that's unique..
jdw
Flash News
Hillary slept today.
only 4 more minues in teh day, and i haven't heard about hrc making a single douchebag statement today.
that's unique..
jdw
Douchebag is a term for a guy that looks like Richard Grieco.
Is there a way to obtain a DFH tshirt before the Texas Democratic convention on June 5th?
therealhellkitty
Check with Molly Ivors. I believe Thers might be able to help with that.
Buck Turgison, in Dr Strangelove, and Joe Buck, title character of Midnight Cowboy, and Buck Knives, real good blades.
David Derbes, en route | 05.25.08 - 12:03 am | #
Buck Winn the artist.
Buck Owens
is there anything Mr. Blast Off can't do?
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari
Not anymore.
Bore-ing.
Elias
Troll translator says: He means too hard.
McCain will be finished at 8:00 PM on election night.
I blame the superdelegates for their cowardice.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 05.24.08 - 11:34 pm | #
Can you do it somewhere else?
You might want to find some place where the regulars don't laugh at the very mention of your name, for starters.
Just a thought.....
Dick, you owe me...
When in doubt, guess female.
Stunt Woman
Speaking of irony ...
Can I get a cheesesteak with Red Leicester?
Check with Molly Ivors. I believe Thers might be able to help with that.
Sinfonian, can haz puppy? | Homepage | 05.25.08 - 12:05 am | #
Thanks. I'm an Obama delegate and would really like to have one. That's the "go on on I dare ya" shirt.
How long would it take to walk from the northern to the southern tip of Africa?
Buck Turgison, in Dr Strangelove, and Joe Buck
Last names don't count.
I was going to say that fictional people don't count either but that would eliminate half of my own contributions! If we are counting them, I'll add Buck Forrester from The Yearling.
Is Buck Henry the only famous living Buck in the history of the universe? Shit, he's barely even famous.
I think Gomez is right. I will be surprised if McCain takes five states.
If he chooses Bobby Jindal for VP he'll get LA (which, candidly, he probably will anyway, post Katrina.)
I think he gets Idaho and Montana. Maybe he gets Arizona, but that is not a given. He might get West Virginia, but that's a stretch.
And bdibididdddbbbddd, that's all, folks.
(Adds To List of Things To Do Before I Die: Take NTodd to Celtics game....)
Buck Rogers
McCain will be finished at 8:00 PM on election night.
Gomez
Please tell me you meant East Coast time.
Obama will beat McCain 59-41 and will have over 400 electoral votes.
too hard.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
That's what she said...
Is there a way to obtain a DFH tshirt before the Texas Democratic convention on June 5th?
Click my homepage, find the email in the left column, I'll see what we can do.
Please tell me you meant East Coast time.
Barry from AK in Wilmington
Check my avatar.
Speaking of irony ...
If only you knew the half of it.
McCain can't raise any money.
He's toast already.
Buck Turgison, in Dr Strangelove, and Joe Buck
Last names don't count.
How bout porn stars?
Buck Owens.
New champion.
Click my homepage, find the email in the left column, I'll see what we can do.
Thers | Homepage | 05.25.08 - 12:07 am | #
Yer wunnerful.
McCain's too whiny and does not inspire the base.
Buck Manchest.
Does Bucky Dent count?
I think Gomez is right. I will be surprised if McCain takes five states.
I agree. But my YouTube troll doesn't.
P.S. don't forget Utah. Huggy wins there easy.
Check my avatar.
NO FLIRTING.
so heres the deal:
Each of these 3 Senators who want to be preznit next... all of em at worst case will return to the Senate.
And much bad blood will flow.
Obama's inexperience is dangerous. I've lost a lot of respect for my former party for forcing the country into this nonsense.
The recriminations are going to be terribly ugly. Like your souls.
Is there a way to obtain a DFH tshirt before the Texas Democratic convention on June 5th?
therealhellkitty
If Molly and Thers have a hard time with this, I am quite willing to loan (LOAN) my DFH shirt, but I want it back!
Alas I will not be back in Chica, back in Chica, back in Chicaaaaggggooo till 1 June. I can of course FedEx it.
Let me know. loki brioche uchicago point edu.
Pas de Bucque
Click my homepage, find the email in the left column, I'll see what we can do.
Thers
BLOGWHORE!
Buck Henry.
Buck Ownes.
Bucky Dent.
The holy triumvirate of Real Life Bucks.
Buck Owens.
Elias | Homepage | 05.25.08 - 12:04 am
Buck Owens.
New champion.
Stunt Woman
I'll take cash or money order...
Never mistake 'Buck' for anything but a hick.
He comes off, well, angry:
http://
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Toby: Look at the audience and tell us honestly,
Did George Bush's executive experience as Texas governor serve our country well?
Does Bucky Dent count?
Bunter
I don't know, but Buck Martinez (Royals, Blue Jays, now commentator for Orioles) does.
Obama's inexperience is dangerous. I've lost a lot of respect for my former party for forcing the country into this nonsense.
The recriminations are going to be terribly ugly. Like your souls.
Toby Petzold
Your soul will be haunted by the dogs that you have burned.
Aroooooooo........
McCain will be lucky to win 100 electoral votes.
Gomez |
agree, he'll probably make Stockdale look like a debater.
The recriminations are going to be terribly ugly. Like your souls.
Toby Petzold
So when does this troll get funny? 1 a.m. PST?
This doesn't count, but how many chances do you get to write:
Buckminster Fuller?
I'm concerned about what the concern trolls will be concerned about come November.
Did George Bush's executive experience as Texas governor serve our country well?
David Derbes, en route
He showed Texans that they can get a new drivers licence, with all past history buried.
Mulan for the puppy.
Seriously, a 72 year old albino with PTSD?
"Flash News
Hillary slept today."
slept, or was sedated?
Normally, the pacific nw doesn't get thunderstorms, but we're having one now. Weird.
And every dog in the neighborhood is going apeshit, poor babies.
Gomez,
This is, in Moonbootica's word, Fugly.
Shots on goal.
Pittsburgh 1st 12 2nd 4 3rd 3 T 19
Detroit.... 1st 11 2nd 16 3rd 9 T 36
McCain's too whiny and does not inspire the base..
McCain will fuck up and stick his foot in his mouth numerous times, to the extent that the press won't be able to protect him. It will become increasingly obvious that he's even more of an empty suit than Bush.
If Molly and Thers have a hard time with this, I am quite willing to loan (LOAN) my DFH shirt, but I want it back!
Should be able to handle it. There are also a few WF shirts left.
I'll take cash or money order...
Elias
Richard was the first non-killfiled respondent.
Aroooooooo........
Gomez
Lookin' for a place called Lee Ho Fook's?
117a Wardour Street, IIRC.
Mulan for the puppy.
Bunter
Is that a girl's name?
I'm having a hard time shaking the idea of "Suri," which is derived from NTodd's suggestion of "Suriname." Given my history and the fact that Suri means "princess" in Hebrew, I rather like it.
Pittsburgh 1st 12 2nd 4 3rd 3 T 19
Detroit.... 1st 11 2nd 16 3rd 9 T 36
DWD - S☮S
We'll take Game 2 and tnen the next three.
Detroit is olddddd.... And will not last long.
Should be able to handle it. There are also a few WF shirts left.
Thers
Inconceivable!
I've lost a lot of respect for my former party for forcing the country into this nonsense.
remind us again what the National Socialists White Peoples Party has to do with this nonsense?
Thanks David I appreciate it.
I'll take cash or money order...
Elias
Richard was the first non-killfiled respondent.
Stunt Woman
Fucking lawyers.
Isn't Suri the name of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes kid?
Tom Cruise ruined Suri.
Mulan is Disney's Chinese heroine. Sheesh, I don't have kids and even I know that.
But not by 10, unless McCain shoots a guy in the face or some shit, which is not totally impossible.
Me first! Me first!
what the concern trolls will be concerned about come November.
That's easy: liberals.
Toby Putznoid once picked up a hooker who told him she wanted 12 inches and to make it hurt. So he had to screw her four times with his 3" dick and than hit her on the head with a brick.
Ciao for now...
Worries in G.O.P. About Disarray in McCain Camp
— Senator John McCain’s presidential campaign is in a troubled stretch, hindered by resignations of staff members, a lagging effort to build a national campaign organization and questions over whether he has taken full advantage of Democratic turmoil to present a case for his candidacy, Republicans say.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/2...gin&
oref=slogin
We'll take Game 2 and tnen the next three.
Detroit is olddddd.... And will not last long.
Gomez
You know much about hockey?
I heard Toby is hung like a field mouse.
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari | 05.25.08 - 12:15 am
You have such an ugly soul.
what the concern trolls will be concerned about come November.
Employment.
But what about that awesome BBQ going on in Arizona this weekend?
Isn't Suri the name of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes kid?
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GravatarTom Cruise ruined Suri.
ThatGuy
Yes, I know, I thought of that already. That's what's holding me back from committing altogether.
And sorry about Mulan, Bunter. I'm a moron. I probably knew that somewhere along the way ...
So he had to screw her four times with his 3" dick and than hit her on the head with a brick.
Be careful Fester. You're going to make hitting prostitutes with a brick respectable to the mainstream.
I heard Toby is hung like a field mouse.
Gomez | 05.25.08 - 12:17 am | #
Don't go comparing me to that fat ugly fuck.
Toby: Look at the audience and tell us honestly,
Did George Bush's executive experience as Texas governor serve our country well?
David Derbes, en route | 05.25.08 - 12:11 am | #
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Tubby Putznoid, like most republican trolls will never answer such a question. They are in deep deniel much like the pathetic assclown they voted twice for.
Know where the lowest gas prices are in the country? Arizona. Coincidence?
Naaaah!
did someone say Chinese heroin?
awesome BBQ going on in Arizona
Y'all want some more beans, Mr. Taggart?
You know much about hockey?
DWD - S☮S
Enough to know that Pittsburgh had to kill off 4 penalties in the second period. Thats why they didn't have many shots.
Pittsburgh rarely loses in the final round of championships.
Only the 96 Super Bowl.
But what about that awesome BBQ going on in Arizona this weekend?
ThatGuy
No bacon.
Boring.
Glad to, O Infernal Feline.
Now, packing it in.
See youse guys tomorrow. Next stop, Durango, and I ain't kiddin'.
But what about that awesome BBQ going on in Arizona this weekend?
ThatGuy
My governor is there, apparently showing off his tan.
bacon-smelling owls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"what the concern trolls will be concerned about come November.
Employment."
nah, there's always employment at hillaryis44.com .
You have such an ugly soul.
how do you know I have a soul?
That wet blanket Mormon Mitten probably makes it boring for all involved.
Mr. Murphy urged him to tone down his attacks on Mr. Obama and stop coming across as so angry. He recommended that Mr. McCain concentrate on running as a reform candidate to strip that issue from Mr. Obama, and to make greater efforts to distance himself from Mr. Bush, Republicans familiar with the conversation said.
That wet blanket Mormon Mitten probably makes it boring for all involved.
ThatGuy
Didn't we take away his kids already once already.
Or was that the dogs on the roof of the Surbuban? I loose track.
how do you know I have a soul?
I am omniscient. Got that? That's scient with an omni in front of it.
what the concern trolls will be concerned about come November.
If a Democrat is elected terrorists will strike an American city and bureaucratic ineptitude will destroy another.
Detroit/Pittsburgh should be a great series. Both have a handful of great players. Detroit does have an edge in experience though. It could be a classic.
If Democrat is elected this November Muslim terrorists will crash airliners into the World Trade Center.
Um, wait...
Went to go load the dishwasher and the boys that are taking over the house left a note on my keyboard: "Hi person bring us to your fart"
Aren't they supposed to be sleeping?
Flagged as troll.
Really? I've never ever commented on YouTube before! (Gets teary, pulls out acceptance speech. "I have here a letter from the Viet Cong...")