HULK SMASH!!!
wow, a new thread
I should probably go call sheets now
nahhh
now I will
Bonsoir, boys and girls
i bought myself my first ever mp3 player today: a nice blue ipod nano. i already loved it! how could i live without this object before?
I denounce and reject the previous thread.
Moses just blowed up the golden calf.
Minutemen, eh?
I denounce and reject the previous thread.
talk to the pinking shears.
I care about ur problemz
really
http://icanhascheezburger.com/20...ut-ur-problemz/
Bonsoir plum p! May I offer you a Pippin pic?
Tralfaz touched 'em all.
Evening, all.
Been away all day...anything irksome I should know about before I hit the hay?
Tralfaz touched 'em all.
MP
Yeah, but I probably did it backwards again.
PIPPIN! in the snow! how is our Pippin?
Nice choice, Thersites!
anything irksome I should know about before I hit the hay?
Moses was not allowed to cross over to the promised land.
monsieur steve hussein simels: there's an "r" missing at your link. Click on your link, you'll understand
how is our Pippin?
Quite well, thank you, but getting tired of all this snow. How is Henriette?
Has the Canaanite Holocaust begun yet?
d. boone r.i.p.
long live d. boone!!
Thers --
I had no idea there were actually Minutemen videos...
Thanks for that. It's great....
PlumP:
Thanks, babe. Link fixed....
Sigourney Weaver is getting high in Imaginary Heroes on PBS.
Moses just blowed up the golden calf.
Hussein Doghiney (D-TX)
Has Edward G. Robinson asked where our Messiah is yet?
How is Henriette?
FeralLiberal
sick and tired of winter. there's over 6 feet of snow on "her" balcony and that pisses her off greatly
Moses just blowed up the golden calf.
With the prices of gold nowadays...
Thers, is that you on guitar? 
That band rocks. Glad artsy fartsy Atrios is in the arms of Morpheus.
Atrios is in the arms of Morpheus.
Atrios is sleeping with Larry Fishburn?
Moses just blowed up the golden calf.
Campest dance routine in history!
Has Edward G. Robinson asked where our Messiah is yet?
To anyone who has not had the pleasure, I highly recommend the reunion of Edward G. Robinson and Charlton Heston in "Soylent Green."
IMHO, it's E.G.R.'s best role, in a cheesy low-budget sci-fi flick no less.
Gaiii.
speaking of Moses, check out Exodus 17:11 etc sometime- not one of the better known bible stories.
During a battle, while Moses held up his hand the Israelites prevailed over the Amalek, but when he let down his hand, the Amalek prevailed. But Moses grew weary...
So Aaron and Hur held up Moses' arms all day.
And the Israelites prevailed.
Moses just blowed up the golden calf.
I love the "10 Commandments". The thing that strikes me however is how profoundly stupid the Israelites are in the story. Think about it. You've seen all kinds of miracles, including the entire Egyptian army destroyed by the Red Sea coming back together. Moses goes a way for a little while, and the first thing you do is build a a blasphemous golden calf? What a bunch of maroons.
Then again, it seems like plenty of folks today are set to vote for yet another war loving GOPer after 8 years of total disaster. What a bunch of maroons.
I don't think that Red Sea parting thing really happened. I could be very wrong though.
Flapflapflap.
Once you've been jowl-embraced, you stay embraced.
Atrios is sleeping with Larry Fishburn?
Spocko
who's Neo then? NTodd?
WE'RE DOOMED!
Something from that Golden Age of 82-83?
simels has mail.
So Aaron and Hur held up Moses' arms all day.
Joshua fit the battle of a-Jericho, ya know.
"Been away all day...anything irksome I should know about before I hit the hay?"
who's the babe, steve?
The thing that strikes me however is how profoundly stupid the Israelites are in the story.
And the god I Am That I Am is portrayed as just another petulant pharaoh.
Check out this last paragraph:
March 22, 2008
Saturday: 3 US Soldiers, 17 Iraqis Killed; 38 Iraqis Wounded
At least 17 Iraqis were killed and 38 others were wounded in the latest attacks. Three American soldiers were killed as well. Meanwhile, Iran continues to shell Iraqi territory near their border.
Three U.S. soldiers were killed in an IED attack northwest of Baghdad, along with two Iraqi civilians. Two of the Americans were killed instantly. The third one died later of wounds.
Iran is shelling locations in Sulaimaniyah province believed occupied by Party of Free Life of Kurdistan (PJAK) rebels. No casualties were reported but residents of several villages fled for their lives.
The God of Abraham was a seriously twisted fuckwad.
I don't think that Red Sea parting thing really happened. I could be very wrong though.
MP
Oh, that's only one of the 2000 mistakes in their book.
who's Neo then? NTodd?
No, I'm Trinity.
If that Moses story happened today Proctor and Gamble would use it as an opportunity to sell men's underarm deodorant's.
Iran is shelling locations in Sulaimaniyah province believed occupied by Party of Free Life of Kurdistan (PJAK) rebels. No casualties were reported but residents of several villages fled for their lives.
The Arabs don't like the Kurds, the Persians don't like the Kurds, and the Turks don't like the Kurds.
Fargo on IFC or Laurel Canyon on Bravo?
And the god I Am That I Am is portrayed as just another petulant pharaoh.
Which is why he was so pissed with Ramses. His apprentice was in no danger of surpassing the Master.
The Arabs don't like the Kurds, the Persians don't like the Kurds, and the Turks don't like the Kurds.
This is no time to bicker about 'oo killed 'oo.
Maybe they just need to spell their name with a "C". Who doesn't like Curds?
who's the babe, steve?
jdw
it looks like Diana Rigg?
If that Moses story happened today Proctor and Gamble would use it as an opportunity to sell men's underarm deodorant's.
Pomegranate lipstick. Myrrh shampoo.
Maybe they just need to spell their name with a "C". Who doesn't like Curds?
FeralLiberal - Lent Free
No whey.
Moses goes a way for a little while, and the first thing you do is build a a blasphemous golden calf? What a bunch of maroons.
Well, they're a lot like modern Fundigelicals who have this desperate need for science to reinforce their faith.
Turks don't like the Kurds.
Apprentice to Darth Holden
I read that as, "Turds don't like the Kurds."
)))
The old testament is very strangely put together. You get these momentous events- creation, the first people, the fall, the great flood- they pass by in a very few verses. But along comes Abraham and wow- page after page of exploits!
It must pay to have a good agent.
The Arabs don't like the Kurds, the Persians don't like the Kurds, and the Turks don't like the Kurds.
And everybody hates the Jews, because it's
National Brotherhood Week.
You know, the Hugh's List of Bush Administration Scandals is a good idea. We probably need another list site: reasons to vote Democratic instead of Republican.
Just endless reasons like:
Democrats believe that increasing the amount of meat inspectors in the slaughterhouses is a good thing. Republicans believe the opposite.
Democrats believe that increasing the number of inspectors to inspect imported food to make sure that it is not poisonous is a good idea, Republicans do not.
and so on.
it sucks that that winged dog-headed God of Ramses wasn't real Moses' God - cuz that would have been a good fight ...
The is a comedian who has a line about how all the Christians deciding what to believe and get from the Old Testament, but where are the rabbi's telling people what they are supposed to get from the New Testament?
I'm sure there is some actually funny stuff there, but I'm often amazed how often "Christian's" just get off on the vengeful angry God portrayed in the Old Testament.
The God who is like the Father to the Prodigal son? Weak.
The Old Testament God woulda smote the Prodigal son's ass.
And that is what the Old Testament "Christians" want. Smoting of others.
Smote. On. This.
No whey.
Cheesy
To anyone who has not had the pleasure, I highly recommend the reunion of Edward G. Robinson and Charlton Heston in "Soylent Green."
Robinson was set to play Doctor Zaius in "Planet of the Apes", but he pulled out. He thought that the makeup process was going to be too much for him. There's a screen test with him in the role.
Fargo on IFC or Laurel Canyon on Bravo?
Laurel Canyon.
If that Moses story happened today Proctor and Gamble would use it as an opportunity to sell men's underarm deodorant's.
Zipporah, do you ever feel, you know...not fresh down there?
And the god I Am That I Am is portrayed as just another petulant pharaoh
Of course they leave out the part from the bible where God tells Moses that Pharaoh will refuse Moses because "I will harden his heart". So God manipulates Pharaoh just so he can inflict the Egyptians with plagues. Nice guy...
The old testament is very strangely put together. You get these momentous events- creation, the first people, the fall, the great flood- they pass by in a very few verses. But along comes Abraham and wow- page after page of exploits!
Not to mention page after page of 'begats'.
Laurel Canyon.
Homosexual Activist
nah, i picked Fargo
http://icanhascheezburger.com/20...ut-ur-problemz/
plum p,better democrats please
Good grief that is a gorgeous kitty.
But along comes Abraham and wow- page after page of exploits!
It must pay to have a good agent.
Cougarhutch
And Lo,
The Public Relations Industry was born!
How come Heston didn't have the cool shaved head with side tail look?
Not to mention page after page of 'begats'.
Apprentice to Darth Holden
They fucked a lot, I think is what they're trying to say.
I'm sure there is some actually funny stuff there, but I'm often amazed how often "Christian's" just get off on the vengeful angry God portrayed in the Old Testament.
The descendants of bone-stupid protestants in the US are the ones who worship the vengeful angry asshole deity of the Old Testament.
Democrats believe that e. coli infections are a bad thing.
Republicans do not.
Well, they're a lot like modern Fundigelicals who have this desperate need for science to reinforce their faith.
Apprentice to Darth Holden
Did you see that story on one of the newscasts about a group of fundamentalists who are doing these theological reindoctrination tours at various museums?
It was one of those stories where you have to keep one eye closed while you peek with the other.
Pharaoh will refuse Moses because "I will harden his heart". So God manipulates Pharaoh just so he can inflict the Egyptians with plagues.
It's said He did it to impress all the other folks not to mess with his peeps.
Sort of like us dropping the A-bomb to impress the USSR.
they leave out the part from the bible where God tells Moses that Pharaoh will refuse Moses because "I will harden his heart". So God manipulates Pharaoh just so he can inflict the Egyptians with plagues. Nice guy...
And they put the "harden his heart" words into Nefretiri's mouth.
No whey.
Cheesy
sidhra صي ذ& | 03.23.0
vagina discharge is four threads down.
Why the hell was a picture of that old broad from PBS Mystery on my last two posts?
A quick note to indicate how sad our society has become. I occasionally wear an old school Minutemen T-shirt and the last 2 times I have worn it, I've had people approach me telling me how brave I was to wear such a 'patriotic' shirt. d. Boon is certainly rolling in his grave. I really miss the guy and his perspective...
So wouldn't worshipping a big stone slab at a courthouse be idolatry?
The original Minutemen were DFHs.
And that is what the Old Testament "Christians" want.
Reminds me of Strict Constructionist Constitutionalists.
"The Arabs don't like the Kurds, the Persians don't like the Kurds, and the Turks don't like the Kurds."
'And everybody hates the Jews!
But during National Brotherhood Week, National Brotherhood Week...'
nah, i picked Fargo
wise choice.
It was Diana Rigg!
Diana Riggs?
vagina discharge is four threads down.
Churning that long, eh?
Shoutout to Molly Ivors-just finished watching "The Untouchables". That's the Chicago Way. Great modern movie and great Williams' score.
Thers, is that you on guitar? That band rocks. Glad artsy fartsy Atrios is in the arms of Morpheus.
Minutemen!
I have excellent goddamn taste.
Curse you,
sidhra!
You beat me to it!
nah, i picked Fargo
Ya?
It's fun to eulogize
The people you despise
As long as you don't let 'em in your school...
Did you see that story on one of the newscasts about a group of fundamentalists who are doing these theological reindoctrination tours at various museums?
It was disgusting. Those idiots should be thrown into jail with the other child abusers.
So wouldn't worshipping a big stone slab at a courthouse be idolatry?
Which was probably placed there by Cecil B. DeMille as a publicity stunt for his totally over the top movie.
"Moses, Moses, MOSES!"
A glass of this Lent-ending Shiraz I'm sipping to plum p. And a saucer of milk for Henriette.
Chris Tucker owes sidhra a coke. Wit'.
Night, all
Peace.
theological reindoctrination
It didn't take, the first time?
But during National BrotherhoodWink, National BrotherhoodWink... -Chris Tucker
there.
Which was probably placed there by Cecil B. DeMille as a publicity stunt for his totally over the top movie.
I believe you are correct.
I was God's first PR man. When I started working with God he was god with a lower case "g". I said. "God you really need to capitalize on your fame. THAT'S IT!
Capitalize your name! He loved it.
He brought me in to help him get his message across. So we worked together for awhile and then he decided that I was too expensive he wanted to bring the PR in-house. Fine so I went out and got another client. Abraham. That went well then God got a bit jealous and decided to do a sequel. He wanted to call it God II. I said no.
We'll call it Son of God: The Next Generation. He loved it!
He brought me in for the big launch. I had it all Cherabim, Serabim, the Morman Tabernacle Choir, big lights in the sky --the whole works. It went great we got coverage in all the major gospels.
Churning that long, eh?
sidhra
naw, just whippin' it.
So wouldn't worshipping a big stone slab at a courthouse be idolatry?
tut tut. it's different when REAL Christians do it.
great Williams' score.
Try Ennio Morricone.
He brought me in for the big launch. I had it all Cherabim, Serabim, the Morman Tabernacle Choir, big lights in the sky --the whole works. It went great we got coverage in all the major gospels.
Then that wannabe asshole nobody Paul came along, hijacked the project, and drove the motherfucker into the ditch.
Capital G God does mention that he is the greatest among the gods.
Interesting comment for the one and only god to make, hmmm?
A glass of this Lent-ending Shiraz I'm sipping to plum p. And a saucer of milk for Henriette.
FeralLiberal
well merci!
Then that wannabe asshole nobody Paul came along, hijacked the project, and drove the motherfucker into the ditch.
Apprentice to Darth Holden
Ringo kept them together as best he could.
If that Moses story happened today Proctor and Gamble would use it as an opportunity to sell men's underarm deodorant's.
[A young, hipster Moses pulls on a pair of Levi's and pumps some body-spray all over his ripped upper torso, pulls on V-neck white T, smiles in mirror, then jogs off into the arms of an emaciated Liv Tyler look-alike while Wilco plays in the backgound]
Yul was ao cool. Anne Baxter and Charlton Heston were so hammy and cheesy. As it is written, so it shall be.
When the Trinity concept was outlined for God he replied
"We like that idea".
So wouldn't worshipping a big stone slab at a courthouse be idolatry?
The Texas Capitol grounds in Austin have one of those big Ten Commandments slabs that Cecil B. DeMille put all over the country to promote the film in the 1950s.
The Supreme Court informs me that it's A-OK because it's only one among many monuments.
Yul was ao cool
He knew how to work the costumes and the props.
Yul was ao cool. Anne Baxter and Charlton Heston were so hammy and cheesy. As it is written, so it shall be.
"Look here, see. Moses has abandoned you, see. We're going to make a calf of gold, see."
Edward G is the shit. Just magnificent.
As it is written, so it shall be.
So say we all!
theological reindoctrination
It didn't take, the first time?
MP
Let's call it a "refresher course."
I wonder if there was some god play-offs or something. Ours got earth, the loosers got the planets Mars and Jupiter or something.
Breaking news on the TV: Minister finds cheeto thats in the image of Jesus.
Capital G God does mention that he is the greatest among the gods.
he floats like a butterfly and is hung like a bee.
You will drink bitter waters!
Edward G is the shit. Just magnificent.
Apprentice to Darth Holden
Always. I'tll never be the end of Rico.
Breaking news on the TV: Minister finds cheeto thats in the image of Jesus.
Well-covered downstairs.
Good BoBoLand-type story though.
it's only one among many monuments.
to Cecil B. DeMille.
You will drink bitter waters!
Richard
They figured out how to part the Red Sea, but they couldn't figure out how to make one animated snake consume the others. So instead we get an actor pointing off camera, saying: "See how Moses' serpent devours the others."
The Texas Capitol grounds in Austin have one of those big Ten Commandments slabs
What is with the fundies and always wanting to post all the "thou shalt not" BS? Why is it they never want to put the Beatitudes in a public building? Concepts a little too Liberal ?
The joke in the Industry at the time is that the parting of the Red Sea was what God would have done if God had had the money.
Let me tell you somethin' about Paul.
Never met Jesus. True story. From the way he talk about him all the time you would think that he was walking the street of Jerusalem every day. Can you believe it?
Oh, and you know all those letters he was always sending to people? The jerk never put enough postage on them. They were always coming up postage due.
There were a bunch of letters to the Atlantians that never showed up. They just sent 'em back unopened. "Why should we have to use OUR resources to hear YOUR message?" (The Atlantians were the people who got the junk fax laws passed.)
Also, another bit about Paul? Not a good dancer.
Let my people go!
And have we all seen this ISO Platinum/Iridium Standard for Irony?
PZ Myers, noted atheist and anti-creationist was, (dare I say it?) expelled from "EXPELLED!", the pro ID film by Ben Stein. (he was refused entry and asked to leave the theater complex where the film was being shown.)
However, Myer's guest was allowed in with no hassles.
The guest?
Richard Dawkins.
And man! What a fixation He had over leavened bread! Thou shalt not have it, nor any parts of it, or be cast out!
Over, and over again. Destroyed the leavening industry.
There were a bunch of letters to the Atlantians that never showed up.
Didn't the Atlantians all drown at some point?
"Red Sea" by Mennen.
What is with the fundies and always wanting to post all the "thou shalt not" BS? Why is it they never want to put the Beatitudes in a public building? Concepts a little too Liberal ?
FeralLiberal - Lent Free | Homepage | 03.23.08 - 12:26 am | #
And I notice they like to pick and choose which ones to follow.
And I notice they like to pick and choose which ones to follow.
Republicans totally ignore the one about not bearing false witness.
great Williams' score.
Try Ennio Morricone.
Sufferin' Succotash
Entirely correct, a thousand Pardons.
I first heard the main theme in a Williams' collection. And it does sound a bit like Williams. But I was wrong, so wrong.
How did Jesus make all of those tuna fish sandwiches at the last second?
Didn't the Atlantians all drown at some point?
Sufferin' Succotash
Hello, someone isn't watching enough TV.
Stargate Atlantis. They got bored and left.
How did Jesus make all of those tuna fish sandwiches at the last second?
With Miracle Whip.
Thanks, I'll be here all week.
"There dwells He who has no name"
The God of Abraham is Lord Voldemort?
Entirely correct, a thousand Pardons.
I first heard the main theme in a Williams' collection. And it does sound a bit like Williams. But I was wrong, so wrong.
[touches finger to cut on face, looks at terrified barber]
S'alright...
Republicans totally ignore the one about not bearing false witness.
Hussein Doghiney (D-TX) | 03.23.08 - 12:30 am | #
Wasn't there something in there about adultery?
How did Jesus make all of those tuna fish sandwiches at the last second?
He has a seriously rad caterer in his Fave Five.
And I notice they like to pick and choose which ones to follow
Of course the commandments don't say anything about not wearing a wetsuit with a dildo up your tukus, so no problems there...
And I notice they like to pick and choose which ones to follow.
Republicans totally ignore the one about not bearing false witness.
Hussein Doghiney (D-TX)
Little shaky on that not killing thing too.
"See how Moses' serpent devours the others."
cf. "I see your Schwartz is bigger than mine"
How did Jesus make all of those tuna fish sandwiches at the last second?
He left out the celery.
Republicans totally ignore the one about not bearing false witness.
Hussein Doghiney (D-TX) | 03.23.08 - 12:30 am | #
Wasn't there something in there about adultery?
Given that they put Mammon before Jehova, they're in violation of the really important commandment.
Not to mention coveting shit.
Now, I just read where Moses' father in Law Jethro suggests that Moses found a hierarchy to administer his laws- deciding cases was another thing that was wearin' Moses out, along with lifting up of his arms.
Jethro- founded the entire system. But does Jethro get any credit for this?
Of course the commandments don't say anything about not wearing a wetsuit with a dildo up your tukus, so no problems there...
FeralLiberal - Lent Free | Homepage | 03.23.08 - 12:32 am |
Tha was number twelve. It was on the tablet moses droped on the way down the mountain.
"Of course the commandments don't say anything about not wearing a wetsuit with a dildo up your tukus, so no problems there..."
Even two wetsuits AND bondage is fine.
THREE wetsuits, and all hell breaks loose.
Given that they put Mammon before Jehova, they're in violation of the really important commandment.
He said it again! Stone him!
What is with the fundies and always wanting to post all the "thou shalt not" BS?
I think a certain part of it is that they operate under the delusion that the folks who don't actively follow their faith are "closet Christians". They figure that all they have to do to get the "sinners" back in line is to spew crapola from the Bible enough times and the "wicked" people will eventually collapse in a heap and pray for God's forgiveness. They want prayer back in school for the same reason.
I used to participate a lot in the alt.atheism usenet newsgroup. It's amazing how many fundies came in to witness to us with exactly that attitude. They really couldn't accept the idea that we genuinely did not believe in their book of blood.
Jethro- founded the entire system. But does Jethro get any credit for this?
He's mostly credited with aquatic instruction in the ceement pond.
well that does it for me- gotta go read up on them old stories some more. Very entertaining.
Yul was ao cool
-------------------
Never cooler than in The Magnificent Seven. With the equally cool Steve McQueen.
"You elected?"
"No. But I got nominated pretty good."
D. BOON!
me and mike watt played for years
punk rock changed our lives
"Here Moses, pick a gorgeous shepherd girl daughter for your wife!"
"Can we discuss that polygamy thing again?"
Harry D
Just received or just surfaced your first mailing.
Going to send it back to you.
Love,
me
"I never rode shotgun on a hearse before."
Jethro- founded the entire system. But does Jethro get any credit for this?
Cougarhutch
Didn't he become more famous as a double naught spy/brain surgeon?
I am sure there was a loophole about adultery - like if the lobbyist looked like your wife...
Harry D
Just received or just surfaced your first mailing.
Going to send it back to you.
Love,
me
ErinPDX
You can tear it up Erin. It's no longer worth the paper it's printed on.
Peace and humptiness.
How did Jesus make all of those tuna fish sandwiches at the last second?
He left out the celery.
watertiger
"Cana" is the exact translation of "oooh, good catering..."
done
you are an officer and a gentleman
brost
"I see your Schwartz is bigger than mine"
sidhra
May the Schwartz be with you!
He left out the celery.
Just so long as he didn't leave out the Hellman's.
The 11th Commandment?
"Thou shalt not pay too much for a muffler."
"Here Moses, pick a gorgeous shepherd girl daughter for your wife!"
Hey, those sheep look sexy...
"I never rode shotgun on a hearse before."
Robert Vaughn is the last of the Seven still with us, although Eli Wallach (University of Texas at Austin alum!) is still kicking.
Oh yes the Loaves and Fishes story.
Here's how that worked. You see the real story is that there was plenty of food, it just wasn't distributed equally.
Some of the people were totally hording it all because they were rich and scared. They had recently convinced the government (with help from Punchus Norquest) that they shouldn't have to pay more taxes since they brought so many jobs to the area. They then used all the extra money to buy more fish than they could possible eat in a year. The fish would rot (from the head down) in their bags but they didn't care because hauling a big bag of rotting fish around showed you had a lot of money.
So the real deal was that Jesus convinced these rich people to share their food with others. "Why let your fish rot? What does it profit you if you have lots of rotten fish but no friends? Lots of rotting fish won't get you closer to heaven and it won't get you closer to people who can be heaven on earth. Open your hearts." When the rich did that there was plenty for everyone.
The Miracle wasn't performed on the fish, but on the human hearts of the frighted rich.
despite the trolls and angst over the candidates.....
this place is magic
thanks harry d
love you and yours
Hello Atriots. I've been away this week and missed the humour here.
Plum P, congrats on the iPod. Mine is the older Nano, and I am jealous.
The 12th Commandment?
Always leave the toilet seat down.
Hello Ali, fellow Cascadian
Just so long as he didn't leave out the Hellman's.
I believe I would try to kill someone who served me Miracle Whip when mayonnaise ought to be expected.
Capital G God does mention that he is the greatest among the gods.
They're all the same God anyway. Just ask Joseph Campbell.
Maybe since it's Easter morning it's O.K. to point people to Mr. Diety and God, Inc. on the Youtubes. Both very funny series.
Vaughan played the cowardly guy who turns into a big hero just before he gets killed.
But the guy I really hated to see get it was Bronson, after bein' so nice to those little kids and all.
The royal falcon has flown into the sun.
Anne Baxter is forced to sleep with Yul Brenner.
Oh, the humanity!
Vin: It's like a fellow I once knew in El Paso. One day, he just took all his clothes off and jumped in a mess of cactus. I asked him that same question, "Why?"
Calvera: And?
Vin: He said, "It seemed to be a good idea at the time."
I believe I would try to kill someone who served me Miracle Whip when mayonnaise ought to be expected.
just leave the Hellman's in the sun for a few days.
Presto! Miracle Whip!
I believe I would try to kill someone who served me Miracle Whip when mayonnaise ought to be expected
Word!
I believe I would try to kill someone who served me Miracle Whip when mayonnaise ought to be expected.
Fuckin'-A, dood.
Robert Vaughn was suitably slimey as the Senator in Bullitt.
I love that movie.
"Moses! There is a man among the sheep!"
WTF is NTodd doing in Sinai?
I believe I would try to kill someone who served me Miracle Whip when mayonnaise ought to be expected
Thers
Table 1, you have another guest to be seated next to mr. epdx.
Anne Baxter is forced to sleep with Yul Brenner.
Rameses to Nefertiri: "You don't have to enjoy it. But I think you will."
believe I would try to kill someone who served me Miracle Whip when mayonnaise ought to be expected.
I grew up with Miracle Whip. God, Mom was an awful cook.
Oh, the humanity!
It's not the heat, it's the humanity.
In New England everybody use Cain's Mayonaise instead of Hellman's. I was aghast when I moved here are a teen.
Hi Erin! 
Thers: mail call.
Vin: Reminds me of that fellow back home that fell off a ten story building.
Chris: What about him?
Vin: Well, as he was falling people on each floor kept hearing him say, "So far, so good."
Do you think that the disciples would say "Jesus Christ" in a moment of exasperation?
In New England everybody use Cain's Mayonaise instead of Hellman's. I was aghast when I moved here are a teen.
Bad Art
Jesus only used Abel's mayonnaise.
In New England everybody use Cain's Mayonaise instead of Hellman's. I was aghast when I moved here are a teen.
Frappes must have really freaked you out, then. Not to mention grinders.
They have some really weird food shit up there.
The Miracle wasn't performed on the fish, but on the human hearts of the frighted rich.
That would take a miracle...
Robert Vaughn was suitably slimey as the Senator in Bullitt.
I love that movie.
Richard | Homepage | 03.23.08 - 12:44 am | #
Best part of the movie? Counting how many wheel covers come off the charger in the chase scene.
Do you think that the disciples would say "Jesus Christ" in a moment of exasperation?
MP
"Holy Moses!!"
Do you think that the disciples would say "Jesus Christ" in a moment of exasperation?
funniest throwaway line in "Holy Grail" after Bors gets his head bitten off by the rabbit.
In New England everybody use Cain's Mayonaise instead of Hellman's. I was aghast when I moved here are a teen.
Bad Art
Veganaise. The bomb.
Robert Vaughn was suitably slimey as the Senator in Bullitt.
He does crappy lawyer commercials now.
He does crappy lawyer commercials now.
Most. Embarassing. Commercial. Evah.
He does crappy lawyer commercials now.
MP
I find those commercials absolutely riveting.
"Black and white" shakes - Never understood them. and freakin "tonic" instead of soda. I think use of that word has finally expired, even in Boston.
Fuckin' don't give me my mayonnaise, fuckin' motherfucker gets hurt.
Fuck yo.
Jeebus did have one shortcoming - he never closed the door when he walked into a house. The disciples would look at each other and say "Jesus Christ, born in a barn"
Now you know the origin of that expression.
Thanks, and try the mayonnaise...
Vin: Reminds me of that fellow back home that fell off a ten story building.
11th Commandment: "Thou shalt not do acid on a rooftop."
How about "Jesus Christ on a pogo stick"?
"Jesus Christ, born in a barn"
Manger!
Tablets... I mean sheets
Frappes must have really freaked you out, then. Not to mention grinders.
They have some really weird food shit up there.
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At least we don't make chowda with tomato sauce. And the scrod is wicked pissah.
How'd the "H" get involved. Did Jesus have a middle name?
My arteries are starting to clog with all this Mayo talk. Goodnight peeps. Enjoy Easter.
11th Commandment: "Thou shalt not do acid on a rooftop."
her elias sailer eh...
I thought that was, "Thou shalt not take the brown acid!"
Best part of the movie? Counting how many wheel covers come off the charger in the chase scene.
dmark, Now with 6 more inches
Or how many times they pass that same blue VW Beetle at the intersection.
"They shall ask me what is His name. What should I say to them?"
"I am what I am"
What is this guy, a frackin' Jedi?
11th Commandment: "Thou shalt not do acid on a rooftop."
her elias sailer eh... | 03.23.08 - 12:49 am | #
Did I ever tell about the night we did acid on the roof of Ogg Hall?
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small cut she just received. She asked her mom for a glass of cider. "Why do you want cider?" asked Mom. "To take the pain away," sobbed the little girl. Tired of all the tears, Mom poured her a glass. The little girl immediately put her hand into the drink. "It doesn't work!" she yelled. "What do you mean?" asked Mom. "Well," sniffed the little girl, "I overheard my sister say that whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider."
"I am what I am"
What is this guy, a frackin' Jedi?
Popeye.
At least we don't make chowda with tomato sauce.
My wife's from Boston and she adamantly denies that Manhattan clam chowder is chowder at all.
Do you think that the disciples would say "Jesus Christ" in a moment of exasperation?
MP
BASTARD!
Oh how far Napoleon Solo has fallen.
Mr. Waverly would be so sad.
At least Illya Kuryakin has a regular gig at NCSI.
"Open Channel D.
Open Channel D."
(Where is JeffCO when you need him? I'll bet he knows all the response phrases. Kids around the country were seen to talk into their pencil erasers from 1964 to 1967)
Guy sez, "my wife's gone to the West Indies".
Friend: "Jamaica?"
Guy: "No, she left of her own accord."
Mom. "Well," sniffed the little girl, "I overheard my sister say that whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider."
1Watt, Hermit
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Jesus H. Christ! Pass the Mayonaise!!!
Do you think that the disciples would say "Jesus Christ" in a moment of exasperation?
One day after racing we pulled in to a dock in Boothbay where our skipper was to meet some of his family and friends. His wife had invited friends of friends up, and as the lines were made off and pleasantries began to be exchanged, our skipper says to one of these who had been asking about the sailing, "Do you know Jesus Christ?" He said it in a tone of utter sincerity. "Why, why ..." "Yes, he's a member of this crew. Gets things done when no one else can help. We're always yelling for him. Jesus Christ, pull that goddamned halyard up. Jesus Christ, trim that fucking jib. Couldn't make it around the course without him."
I was most relieved.
Did I ever tell about the night we did acid on the roof of Ogg Hall?
dmark, Now with 6 more inches
Let me guess, it has a dome?
Mom. "Well," sniffed the little girl, "I overheard my sister say that whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider."
1Watt, Hermit
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Jesus H. Christ! Pass the Mayonaise!!!
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That's not mayonnaise.
Frodo sheets
Oh how far Napoleon Solo has fallen.
He's actually got a real acting gig. Vaughn is on a series that plays on AMC. It's British...
"Hustle"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0379632/
D. lives. long live the d.
That's right, Crisis - the Minutemen were the . best . effin' . band . EVER.
Thanks so much, Thers!
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