HULK SMASH
Frist?
Second?
nah nah nah
Thirds?
Fuck you, peterboy.
Altoids?
On strike?
If only...
I actually thought you were quite handsome and reasonable at Escachon. How did you get this reputation for being je ne c'est quoi?
This blog has changed its url.
Rumors.
I actually thought you were quite handsome and reasonable at Escachon. How did you get this reputation for being je ne c'est quoi?
peterboy
You had already gone to bed when the dildo incident broke, I take it?
Someone broke their dildo? I missed that as well.
So Cindy McCain's the "orange," eh?
Well, it ain't like could have paid for 8 houses.
I actually thought you were quite handsome and reasonable at Escachon. How did you get this reputation for being je ne c'est quoi?
People are very, very jealous.
True or false: Larry Kudlow is the Sam Bowie of the financial world.
You had already gone to bed when the dildo incident broke, I take it?
That was totally not my fault. Goddamned fascist Marriott.
True or false: Larry Kudlow is the Sam Bowie of the financial world.
Florida, Drinking Bleach
I'd say false... I don't think Kudlow even had a good college career.
Also, since Wolf Blitzer won't tell us how many goats he hasn't fucked, we'll have to assume it's zero in our handy 'Goats Not Fucked By TV Anchors' chart.
So that's how they beat the FICA max.
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ntodd was arrested for "felony lewd conduct" at eschacon
True or false: Larry Kudlow is the Sam Bowie of the financial world.
Florida, Drinking Bleach
Was Sam Bowie a coke addicted failure who helped lead Bear Sterns into ruins?
So the McCain marriage is still in trouble. Think of the children. Release the tax returns and save the marriage!
ntodd was arrested for "felony lewd conduct" at eschacon
I pleaded down to a misdemeanor. And promised never to come to Philly every again.
Nothing wrong with waving a dildo around in public. Geeze. It's just a piece of plastic.
I actually thought you were quite handsome and reasonable at Escachon.
I've threatened on several occasions to ruin NTodd's reputation by disclosing that he's a likeable guy, but I have no credibility around here at all and he knows it.
Fuckin' grifter stole my CD, though.
Dead-thread me, fine.
But dead-thread my son? NEVER!!!!
For those of you Facebook-inclined, I just posted a pic of my son on my profile. It was in the local paper (well, their online version) a couple of weeks ago; I just found out about it today. 
Better to wave a dildo than be a dildo.
Same thing for a douchebag.
McCain gets away with with presumably by filing separately from his wife. It's sort of like fucking your spouse while whistling some John Philip Sousa.
Maybe we would have better coverage of both the war and the election if some of the people who signed this letter occasionally got on tv to provide their views.
http://tpmcafe.talkingpointsmemo..._debate_t/
#more
There are only 41 of them though. And probably none of them have seen the inside of Jack Welch's summer house. That and a passing grade in the Pentagon's How to Lie a Country into a War seminar seem to be a requirement to speak on tv about current events.
That was totally not my fault. Goddamned fascist Marriott.
NTodd, Sexist Pig
C'mon, man, that's not fair. You bring a dildo that requires a 480 Volt hard-wired power connection, you can expect some raised eyebrows.
Fuckin' grifter stole my CD, though.
I thought there was porn on it. But Kayla really liked chewing on it, so thanks for the toy!
That was totally not my fault. Goddamned fascist Marriott.
NTodd, Sexist Pig
It's a Mormon thang... you wouldn't understand.
I swore a lot at NTodd. It may have had something to do with someone slipping me a Micky.
C'mon, man, that's not fair. You bring a dildo that requires a 480 Volt hard-wired power connection, you can expect some raised eyebrows.
I was promised the appropriate jack for my equipment...
[BASH:] And let's look at some of the charity because it's interesting. McCain gave an additional $17,000 in charity. So, all told, John McCain donated about 26 percent of his income to charity. And Wolf, by comparison, the Clintons gave 15 percent, and the Obamas, they gave 6 percent.
BLITZER: Interesting. Very interesting.
Oh, fuck me.
It would be wrong to mention McCain's obscenely wealthy wife, since in true maverick fashion he married her in spite of her wealth.
I swore a lot at NTodd. It may have had something to do with someone slipping me a Micky.
Zap Rowsdower
It wasn't because he's a jerkoff crapweasel?
I was promised the appropriate jack for my equipment...
NTodd
And then mimi failed to show up.
Zap is objectively anti-goatee.
Sinfonian... have you heard the Hamell on Trial EschaCon 08 recording at the Internet Music archive (I'm at work *heh* or I'd link to it).
Your intro and parting thanks are immortalized, along with whatsisname's music.
Hey.
What happened at Eschacon stays at Eschacon.
Maybe Cindy is a dollar-a-year gal. The 100 mil net worth may just be a carry-over from a lucky childhood.
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Oh, fuck me.
Sinfonian
I wouldn't say that on a thread where NTodd is waving a 480 Volt dildo around.
Earlier in the program, Bash compared the portion of McCain's income that he gave to charity with the portion given by the Clintons and Obamas -- without noting that McCain presumably benefits from his wife's wealth and from her income from her separate property, a figure that she has not released. Bash stated: "So, all told, John McCain donated about 26 percent of his income to charity. And Wolf, by comparison, the Clintons gave 15 percent, and the Obamas, they gave 6 percent."
There could be a bigger story here than the tax issue.
BLITZER: ...He also said -- correct me if I'm wrong -- about a month or two ago that he would release his medical records by April 15th. It's now April 18th. What's the delay?
BASH: That's right. Well, it was about a month ago, maybe more, that John McCain was actually coming from a doctor's appointment, and he said that he would release his medical records right about now. And then immediately, his campaign said, well, you know, it might, you know, be a couple of days later. The McCain campaign told us a couple weeks ago that they're actually not going to release his medical records until next month, sometime in May. The reason they give, Wolf, is because they say they're trying to line up all of his doctors because they insist they want his doctors to be at a press conference available to answer reporters' questions about McCain's health.
Of course, you remember he had skin cancer eight years ago, and obviously, he is -- would be, if elected, the oldest president. So they understand his health is a big issue. But, you know, it's going to be May before we get any kind of -- or any kind of medical records from him.
Sinfonian... have you heard the Hamell on Trial EschaCon 08 recording at the Internet Music archive (I'm at work *heh* or I'd link to it).
Your intro and parting thanks are immortalized, along with whatsisname's music.
SteveLG
Really? Cool. I had no idea.
I'll have to find it ... thanks!
WaPo has an article about small town Pa outrage at Obamas remarks. Well, if you consider outrage:
"She'd be okay, but he's more for the people," said Teena Papa, 39, a restaurant worker who appreciates Obama because he was raised by a single mother, which she is.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp...ml?
nav=hcmodule
Zap is objectively anti-goatee.
I've got one right now...with hair grown all around it. It's a neat trick.
It would be wrong to mention McCain's obscenely wealthy wife, since in true maverick fashion he married her in spite of her wealth.
SteveNS | 04.19.08 - 7:04 pm | #
The Hammell stuff fucking rocks. What a fun concert, even with Mr 8.Suriname.5 MCing. I gotta see if I can interview Hammell for a Very Special Paxcast...
I wanted to get fat, grow a beard, and try for the Nobel prize.
-- Mitt Romney
Just to be clear, Mitt. You aren't fit to lick the sweat from Al Gore's balls.
in frames 392-446 john mccain is clearly taking a vow of poverty as obama raises his finger in a ghetto type 'salute'
Hammell's gonna be in town for a show next month, IIRC.
She'd be okay, but he's more for the people," said Teena Papa, 39, a restaurant worker who appreciates Obama because he was raised by a single mother, which she is.
bitter
The Hammell stuff fucking rocks. What a fun concert, even with Mr 8.Suriname.5 MCing.
Fuck you with a maple-frosted dildo.
Sinfonian, if you google "hamell on trial marriot eschacon" or something similar it ought to take you right there.
The reason they give, Wolf, is because they say they're trying to line up all of his doctors because they insist they want his doctors to be at a press conference available to answer reporters' questions about McCain's health.
In other words, he's doctor shopping to find ones that will lie.
Hey sinf, which is the new pic?
The Hammell stuff fucking rocks. What a fun concert, even with Mr 8.Suriname.5 MCing. I gotta see if I can interview Hammell for a Very Special Paxcast...
NTodd, Sexist Pig
I thought 8 1/2 cent was MCing.
She'd be okay, but he's more for the people," said Teena Papa, 39, a restaurant worker who appreciates Obama because he was raised by a single mother, which she is.
No one could have foreseen that someone named "Teena Papa" would be a single mother.
Hey, I don't know. It was funny in my haid.
I will demand everybody look at baby pictures tomorrow. The last fruit of my loins turns 1 tomorrow.
didn't bill cosby warn us about rude, ghetto blacks like obama?
isn't it time to declare war on rudeness?
can the fcc fine obama for this clear breach of social etiquette?
Look, Senator McCain! Look at me!
I can touch the back of my head with both heels!
Hey sinf, which is the new pic?
Marcellina
It's not in an album, it's in the mini-feed. It should show up that I "posted a link" from floridatoday.com.
kthx Steve
McCain gets away with with presumably by filing separately from his wife. It's sort of like fucking your spouse while whistling some John Philip Sousa.
leibniz♘☮ | 04.19.08 - 7:02 pm | #
Can America trust a man who "files separately" from his wife?
Gore-Lieberman: A Hypeh Apart? Try Poles
Not only have Mr. Gore and Mr. Lieberman staked out diametrically opposite positions on the Iraq war, Mr. Gore went so far as to endorse one of Mr. Lieberman’s presidential rivals in 2004, Howard Dean, largely because of his opposition to the invasion. Mr. Lieberman is campaigning for the presumptive Republican presidential nominee, Senator John McCain of Arizona.
The two men barely speak.
have fun.
reality calls.
over and out.
NTodd, save the sloppy seconds for trif.
That graphic is laughably stupid, you can see McCain is the only head in his bar, whereas everyone else includes the spouse. CNN is worthless.
In other words, he's doctor shopping to find ones that will lie.
A more likely reason: if McGoo were really 100% they wouldn't have any trouble lining up all the docs for a presser--it would have happened already.
Since it hasn't, the implication is that he isn't.
Stay tuned.
I've been on this thing all day. Better go start drinking. Later!
For a bunch of guys, you sure seem to know alot about - uh - dildoes.
I can only conclude that you've tried them.
Well, I don't know about Gore, but Lieberman barely speaks because if he does, he'd be beaten senseless by his own jowls.
The two men barely speak.
My respect for Al Gore grows yet again.
Do you ever wonder if our media and power elite sit around and just laugh their asses off at the stupid stuff they got us focusing on?
"Check this out, someone actually BELIEVED that bit about Obama and the finger!"
"You're sh*tting me!"
"Seriously, they are analyzing the film like it's the fraking Zupruder film.
Since it hasn't, the implication is that he isn't.
Stay tuned.
Sufferin' Hussein Succotash | 04.19.08 - 7:11 pm | #
I just hope our vaunted "journalists" ask him how long each of the doctors have actually been treating him.
"Seriously, they are analyzing the film like it's the fraking Zupruder film.
Spocko
Back and forth. Back and forth.
(/Kevin Costner)
For a bunch of guys, you sure seem to know alot about - uh - dildoes.
I can only conclude that you've tried them.
Vicki
Most of us come equipped with one at birth.
I can't believe Heilman struck him out...
Back and forth. Back and forth.
(/NToddler behind the Tastee Freez)
trifecta
Fixed.
Yes, we respect Al Gore for avoiding rattlesnakes after one bit him back when he thought he could handle rattlesnakes without getting bit.
"Check this out, someone actually BELIEVED that bit about Obama and the finger!"
Spocko
Put me firmly in the "he flipped her off, and so fucking what?" camp. Compared to Clinton's attacks, it's nothing.
"For a bunch of guys, you sure seem to know alot about - uh - dildoes.
I can only conclude that you've tried them."
I refuse to answer that question on the advice of my attorney, you smartass lefty moonbat.
Cut off her mike!!
Yes, we respect Al Gore for avoiding rattlesnakes after one bit him back when he thought he could handle rattlesnakes without getting bit.
the goddamn k&y
Y actually likes rattlesnakes. K won't let one in the house as a pet.
The two men barely speak.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
Well, it's clear that they don't have much in common.
The two men barely speak.
That's quite remarkable considering how close Lieberman and Tipper Gore were back in the PMRC days when the two of them tried very hard to suppress music in this country.
Maybe the people will be wringing their hands. "How can a man who is going to die possibly keeps campaigning? What about his wife!"
(to mirror the Edwards wife story about how dare he run for President when she had cancer.)
Yes, we respect Al Gore for avoiding rattlesnakes after one bit him back when he thought he could handle rattlesnakes without getting bit.
Hey, at least he shows the capacity to learn. Beats most elected officials all to heck.
Happy Passover, bitchez!!!
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I just hope our vaunted "journalists" ask him how long each of the doctors have actually been treating him.
If you can find a "journalist" nowadays whose standards of significance place a presidential candidate's health prospects above his bowling score, then this could be a helluva story.
I just hope our vaunted "journalists" ask him how long each of the doctors have actually been treating him.
Bjorn,a poor young country boi
Finally!
Someone more naive than I am.
re-HICA!
Took a li'l work break... a "honey-do." She's just a weak, gimpy woman. I have to do these chores, y'know.
Anyway, I bring furrin pussy.
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The beauty of this issue is how easy it is to google "Teresa Heinz Kerry Tax Returns" and get a thousand hits like this one from Luskin in NRO -
"Voters of both parties should demand immediate and full disclosure of Teresa Heinz Kerry's holdings and tax returns."
I bring furrin pussy.
Sith Puddy Tat!
Sinfonian, discombobulated
You ever heard Lieberman? He barely speaks anyway. He mumbles like a sandal getting caught and alternately scudding free in slick, underwater mud.
My daughter is off to see Lou Reed.
"Voters of both parties should demand immediate and full disclosure of Teresa Heinz Kerry's holdings and tax returns."
The two pages of the 1040 weren't enough?
Funny how Chimpy has been caught SEVERAL times flipping the bird, including one notorious
video sequence he did while warming up for a TV address.
But nobody called him on it. Not once. And now they're all over Obama. BULLSHIT!!
"How can a man who is going to die possibly keeps campaigning? What about his wife!"
(to mirror the Edwards wife story about how dare he run for President when she had cancer.)
Spocko
I'm STILL pissed off at Larry King for the question he asked John when Senator and Mrs. Edwards appeared on his show in 2004.
Nice one, Trademark Dave.
But nobody called him on it. Not once. And now they're all over Obama. BULLSHIT!!
HULK
IOIYAR
Again, sorry to vanish and reappear. My network issues are resolved. I'll just have to add all the stuff for the Curly condo, when I get home, tomorry.
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You ever heard Lieberman? He barely speaks anyway. He mumbles like a sandal getting caught and alternately scudding free in slick, underwater mud.
the goddamn k&y
Sure I have. He sounds exactly like cartoon character Droopy Dog (Dawg?).
But nobody called him on it. Not once. And now they're all over Obama. BULLSHIT!!
HULK
THE RULZ ARE DIFFERENT FOR LIBRULZ!! - MSM
Nice one, Trademark Dave.
Kinda bitter, though.
If you can find a "journalist" nowadays whose standards of significance place a republican presidential candidate's health prospects above his bowling score, then this could be a helluva story.
Sufferin' Hussein Succotash | 04.19.08 - 7:17 pm | #
Frenched your tonsils
But nobody called him on it. Not once. And now they're all over Obama. BULLSHIT!!
HULK
THE RULZ ARE DIFFERENT FOR LIBRULZ!! - MSM
Duane V, Bitter Classist | 04.19.08 - 7:22 pm | #
The dems need to call him on it. The msm won't on its own.
Stop doing the media's job for them!
Of course they will ask them. Of course they will ask the obvious question.
It is question 2, 3 and 4 that they mess up and the lack of self reflection to see that they don't treat candidates the same.
If he says, "My cancer is back, but I'm not a quiter! I'm going to keep running until I can't run no more!" instead of a story about selfish he is to not step aside or how he is betraying his wife the chance to spend his last days in private, it will be all about how tough he is.
Now if I was in charge of his campaign I would to figure out who to ask the first question, the guy about the disease or the one about the tough question. (Like in West Wing) He is figuring out how to manage the experts and will talk to all sorts of them so, like lawyers they can't talk to the press because of confidentiality
Can you IMAGINE having to listen to a conversation between John McStain and Joe LieberWhore???
Talk about torture.
Is Greg Gumbel more patriotic than Barack Obama? Patriotism is about what you do, not what you wear
Nice visuals, too.
I'd like a fucking answer, Bob.
Can you IMAGINE having to listen to a conversation between John McStain and Joe LieberWhore???
Talk about torture.
And they probably would. Approvingly.
Can you IMAGINE having to listen to a conversation between John McStain and Joe LieberWhore???
Conversation? How could they talk during mutual fellatio?
The dems need to call him on it. The msm won't on its own.
Bjorn,a poor young country boi
We need to call the msm on that kind of coverage because it's fucking clear no Dem candidate will.
The uproar over that pathetic excuse for a debate came from people like us before either candidate had the oevos to speak out.
I think the press is losing it's power to influence. They really hammered the outrage over the bitter comment and got a collective shrug from rural Pa..
Frenched your tonsils
My bad.
If Obama got a fricking hangnail the Prevailing Wisdom would be that he wouldn't survive his term in office.
OTOH, McGoo could take the oath of office on a stretcher with an IV drip and he'd be "hale and hearty".
Happy Passover, bitchez!!!
Is that when the Jews killed the Easter Bunny?
METS WIN!!!!
"I will demand everybody look at baby pictures tomorrow. The last fruit of my loins turns 1 tomorrow."
--trifecta
Hard to believe. Seems like it was only a couple of months ago.
Happy birthday to Tait!
Is that when the Jews killed the Easter Bunny?
NTodd, Sexist Pig
ANTI - SEMITE!!!
The voice and the look of Lieberman is Max Wright from ALF.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t...h?
v=tw_6A5EMxNg
So... lookee at my slime trail!
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Somehow, 'merkins need to be ingrained with the image of a weak, wasted 73 year old man with his hair falling out and a large amount of his face cut off.
I think the press is losing it's power to influence. They really hammered the outrage over the bitter comment and got a collective shrug from rural Pa..
Lumpenprolitariot
Worse. They got the equivalent of Obama's middle finger from the very folks they tried to manipulate.
That WAS after the two pages. I was pointing out the double standard that is now clearly illustrated.
Also, since Wolf Blitzer won't tell us how many goats he hasn't fucked, we'll have to assume it's zero in our handy 'Goats Not Fucked By TV Anchors' chart.
pseudonymous in nc |
Even goats think he's a douchebag.
Congrats on the Mets.
I'm watching my Orioles take on the Yankees in Baltimore. Game just started at 7:00.
Even goats think he's a douchebag.
Terry C - Hates Wingnuts
"Wolf Blitzer - can't get fucked by a goat!!"
This one's got real potential..
Sinf! When you comin' back to Gnashtown?
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Even goats think he's a douchebag.
Terry C - Hates Wingnuts | Homepage | 04.19.08 - 7:29 pm | #
Is Wolf a goat top or bottom? We need to know NOW!
The MEDIA still have tremendous power.
They got us McCain after all.
They didn't want Huckabee. Too bad Rudy was too nasty even for them I think the was their first choice would make them feel tough every day!
I think the press is losing it's power to influence. They really hammered the outrage over the bitter comment and got a collective shrug from rural Pa..
Lumpenprolitariot
I have family (my dad's mother's side) in rural PA. Dairy farmers.
Bradford County.
Ever since Reagan fucked over the farmers in the 1980s, they have no time for the GOP.
They're supporting Obama and so are their neighbors.
On c-span2/BookTV - Forum
Superclass
Carnegie Endowment for Intl. Peace
Washington, District of Columbia (United States)
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Rothkopf, David J. Visiting Scholar, Carnegie Endowment for Intl. Peace
Medish, Mark Vice President, Carnegie Endowment for Intl. Peace, Russia, China, and Eurasia Studies
David Rothkopf talked about his book Superclass: The Global Power Elite and the World They Are Making, published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux, at a book launch event. In his book he examines the influence of the richest 6,000 people in the world. He discussed his book with Mark Medish.
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Sinf! When you comin' back to Gnashtown?
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Jeffraham Prestonian
I'd like to, but (1) I didn't go back to that conference this year, and (2) it moved back to Atlanta.
So, no plans, but I'll keep you posted. I always manage to get there once in a while.
Time for me to fix myself a light supper and then do some dead-tree reading.
But, for your enjoyment and edification, I do have Bonus Critter Blogging up.
And, yes, I went for cute this week.
The MEDIA still have tremendous power.
They got us McCain after all
A mile wide, and an inch deep...
Oh shit.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middl...ast/
7356875.stm
Radical Iraqi Shia cleric Moqtada Sadr has threatened to wage "open war" on the Baghdad government if it does not halt operations against his supporters.
Moqtada Sadr said he was giving the government a "last warning", and urged it to take "the path of peace".
His statement came as Iraqi troops, with US and UK support, clashed with his forces in Baghdad and the south.
I'm not a fan of holding Cindy McCain responsible in any fashion for her husband's behavior. On the other hand, it is worthwhile noting that Hensley & Company was and presumably still is, an adjunct of the Kemper Marley / Gus Greenbaum gang which ran mob politics in Arizona well into the 1980s.
Or is this something that the MSM just would like to disregard - even after the 'valiant' investigation of the murder of Don Bolles in the parking lot of the Clarendon Hotel?
The MEDIA still have tremendous power.
They got us McCain after all.
They didn't want Huckabee. Too bad Rudy was too nasty even for them I think the was their first choice would make them feel tough every day!
Spocko
They wanted Macaca.
QuentinCompson, Negatory
Did you see all the links I provided you on Obama's white working class support?
I'm not a fan of holding Cindy McCain responsible in any fashion for her husband's behavior.
So she didn't know about his wife while she was fucking him?
I'm having one of those. Is is my real life? days.
I'm still astonished what our "Christian" president has done.
I'm George W. Bush and I approve of this torture.
It's fully sprung, a top-down day here today.
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A mile wide, and an inch deep...
Duane V, Bitter Classist | 04.19.08 - 7:34 pm | #
Sounds like my last sexual encounter.
Moqtada Sadr said he was giving the government a "last warning", and urged it to take "the path of peace".
His statement came as Iraqi troops, with US and UK support, clashed with his forces in Baghdad and the south.
sidhra
So, how IS that surge going?
Sinfonian: So, no plans, but I'll keep you posted. I always manage to get there once in a while.
You do what you gotta do
That's why I love you, Suzanne.
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Bjorn, just as I don't give a fig for what Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky did in their private lives, it's immaterial to the matter at hand what Cindy McCain and John McCain did in their private lives.
What is being concealed of their public and political conduct is a whole other issue.
Sounds like my last sexual encounter.
Bjorn,a poor young country boi
You sound just like Cindy McCrazy!
Never heard of Don Bolles. Can someone translate? Two marriages produced seven children, four from the first and two from the second which included one daughter who was born deaf.
Well, the pukes do run on family values so their family values are an issue imo.
Nothing wrong with waving a dildo around in public. Geeze. It's just a piece of plastic.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
I guess it would have been more acceptable to be waving a gun around.
the surge only has to fail for another 9