HULK SMASH!!!

aha


ha-a


aah


well, i'll call ém up


GravatarIn the park homer!


GravatarTo the outside world, of course, we still call ourselves feminists and insist — vehemently, even — that we’re independent and self-sufficient and don’t believe in any of that damsel-in-distress stuff, but in reality, we aren’t fish who can do without a bicycle, we’re women who want a traditional family.

As a guy, I can attest to the fact that I've met very few women over the years who feel this way.

Suggestion to writer: more talking to women, less watching of old "Sex in the City" episodes...


GravatarOT: Iraqi lawyers say the only way to save the country’s archaeological treasures is by placing them under international protection.

A statement by Iraqi Bar Association said the government and U.S. occupation troops were not concerned about the fate of these treasures. On the contrary, it added, both were contributing to the loss of Mesopotamian history.

The statement, signed by the association’s chairman, Dhia al-Saadi, accused the government of Prime Minister Noori al-Maliki of "being soft with the multi-national forces by allowing them to use certain archaeological sites as military bases."

It cited the ancient city of Babylon which these forces have been using as barracks despite outcries from Mesopotamian scientists across the world.

Some 10,000 pieces of the country’s most prized archaeological artifacts are still missing and illegal digging of famous sites such as Nimrud and Ashur in the north as well as important mounds in the south is said to be proceeding ahead.

There are more than 10,000 archaeologically valuable sites in Iraq and there is no way for the government, embroiled in political squabbling and a murderous war against opponents to protect them.

U.S. troops can hardly protect themselves let alone the country’s archaeological treasures.

Mesopotamia and its riches were dealt a heavy blow the moment invading U.S. troops landed in Baghdad.


http://www.uruknet.info/?p=m4097...&hd=&size=1& l=e


Gravatar


GravatarYou all should choose to live like me.


GravatarSolipsists of the world, unite!


GravatarSingle motherhood is morally hawt.


GravatarYou all should choose to live like me.
NTodd, Fästing Führer


This would make your house very crowded.
More reeds are being sent to you and wetertiger for the lung toy, BTW.


GravatarYou all should choose to live like me.
NTodd, Fästing Führer |


If McCain wins the White House I'm going to retire early and move to a desolate one room shack in Montana.
Kinda like the Unabomber without the bombs!


GravatarWell, I guess I should wander over to Daily Obama... see if they've posted the latest list of Traitorous Sell-Outs to the Noble Cause...


GravatarYour weekend alpine view, brought to you today by me.


GravatarBefore MSNBC's David Shuster was suspended by the network Friday for on-air comments he made about Chelsea Clinton, the television reporter engaged in a heated correspondence with a spokesman for Hillary Rodham Clinton in which he defended his appearance and refused demands to apologize.

http://www.politico.com/news/sto.../0208/ 8408.html

Please pardon the link to that piece of shit org.
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Gravatar Well, I don’t feel old, but my eggs sure do! or Maybe this year I’ll marry Todd.

I had no idea how desperate these women truly are.


Gravatarfrom below:

Sinfonian has mail.
Molly Ivors


And I have replied.

And, as my inbox just informs me, so have you.

This is fun!


GravatarI was out with a friend last night who said that if McCain wins, she's going to look into emigrating to Australia.

I think she was serious. I'm pretty sure, anyway.


GravatarDiary Title of the Day, from Daily Obama:

4 feet from Obama, and still pinching myself

Yes, but were you wearing your Maidenform™ bra???


GravatarYour weekend alpine view,

I vote that we all move into Marcellina's apartment. Beautiful view.


GravatarI was out with a friend last night who said that if McCain wins, she's going to look into emigrating to Australia.

You were with watertiger?


Gravataran old Uni friend has recently gotten engaged, she only started dating her boyfriend last year


GravatarMore reeds are being sent to you and wetertiger for the lung toy, BTW.

What about the hot nurse I requested to help me, uh...insert the reeds?


GravatarYour weekend alpine view, brought to you today by me.
Marcellina |


The train ride into the valley where Innsbruck is located is nice. But then where is there a bad view in that area?


Gravatar
I vote that we all move into Marcellina's apartment.


You all have to sleep in the kitchen. But then you're closer to the booze.


GravatarMore reeds are being sent to you and watertiger for the lung toy, BTW.
What about the hot nurse I requested to help me, uh...insert the reeds?
NTodd, Fästing Führer


That only comes with the Professional Pack.
As it were.


GravatarI was out with a friend last night who said that if McCain wins, she's going to look into emigrating to Australia.

Dude, I didn't see you at the show last night.


GravatarYou were with watertiger?
dave™©


Sadly, no.


GravatarSorry, TKK. Dumb luck on my part.


GravatarBut then you're closer to the booze.

This is getting better and better.


Gravatar Well, I don’t feel old, but my eggs sure do! or Maybe this year I’ll marry Todd.

I had no idea how desperate these women truly are.


Every wants to marry NTodd.


GravatarA bit more on Shuster and the Clintons from wiki:
"Shuster left CNN in 1994 to become a political reporter for the ABC affiliate KATV in Little Rock, Arkansas, covering the Whitewater controversy. No stranger to controversy, while reporting on the Whitewater trial for KATV in Little Rock, Arkansas, station manager, Dale Nicholson, officially retracted several reports filed by Shuster."


GravatarWell, at least the author shows her true colors with her "Because it's all about the MONEY, bay-bee" giveaway at the end.

Please kill me.


GravatarThe Kossacks can't line up to defend Shuster fast enough:

The Shakedown, Roasting and Burning-At-The-Stake of David Shuster

I'm waiting for one titled "Ball-Busting Bitch Does It Again!" Well, I might post that one myself...


GravatarI think she was serious. I'm pretty sure, anyway.

I hear it's more difficult to get resident visas for Australia than it used to be.


GravatarRIL: movie tonight?


Gravatarmarcellina--how lucky you are to be living there and also to be away from here.


GravatarHey, kids, if you haven't done so, register for EschaCon! It's gettin ooler by the minute (seriously) and prices go up March 1!

If you can't come, help someone else make the trip!


GravatarAnyone know of a link to Shuster's complete remarks on the Morning Scar show yesterday?

There's apparently so little of value in that daily disjointed chatter that MSNBC does not post transcripts. Or, maybe like CNBC which posts NO transcripts, that just don't want the record so out there.
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Gravatarwhile reporting on the Whitewater trial for KATV in Little Rock, Arkansas, station manager, Dale Nicholson, officially retracted several reports filed by Shuster."
noblejoanie |


I think FOXNews may be calling with a job offer for Shuster.
He's our kinda guy!


Gravatar
I vote that we all move into Marcellina's apartment.


Well, all those bodies will keep the basement warm, right?


GravatarAtrios is sick and tired of people writing about their political reasoning, their lot in life, everything dealing with themselves.

And who can blame him? After all, none of them are Atrios (the poor bastards).


GravatarWhy can't people live I want to, demmit?


Gravatarand my cousin Anna is getting married in April

everyone seems to be getting hitched!


GravatarMy box turtle and I agree.


GravatarHey, kids, if you haven't done so, register for EschaCon! It's gettin ooler by the minute (seriously) and prices go up March 1!


Sigh. Maybe next year.


GravatarTKK,

I cannot. I have some late afternoon plans and I think they are going to run into the early evening. It's all fluid, so I don't want to leave you hanging.

Next week will work, though.

Thanks.


GravatarThat only comes with the Professional Pack.

I'm a pro pervert.


Gravatari am so cross i won't be able to attend Eschacon '08

but i will have to make a trip to American somewhen, as I know lots of you atriots


GravatarSpeaking of Shuster, over at Miss Havisham's the overwhelming verdict is that Chelsea deserved it, PC is destroying this country, and that it's disgusting -- strictly on the basis of free speech -- that MSNBC made the poor widdle misunderstood guy apologize.

Irredeemable shitheads, every one of her regulars.


GravatarAtrios is sick and tired of people writing about their political reasoning, their lot in life, everything dealing with themselves.

And who can blame him? After all, none of them are Atrios (the poor bastards).


He should really start a blog.


GravatarBond--Fox would be re-hiring Shuster.
"From 1996 - 2002, Shuster was a Washington, D.C. based correspondent for the Fox News Channel. He was at the Pentagon at the time of the September 11, 2001 attacks and led Fox’s coverage of U.S. military operations in Afghanistan. During the Bill Clinton administration, Shuster led Fox’s coverage of the Clinton investigations including Whitewater, the Monica Lewinsky scandal, the Starr Report and the Senate impeachment trial.
Shuster was also a member of Fox’s “You Decide 2000” political team. He spent four months on John McCain’s “Straight Talk Express” bus and was Fox’s lead correspondent for McCain’s presidential campaign."


GravatarTPM reader VH nails it re Schuster.


GravatarNo nastiness yet.


Gravatari was curious to see how men voted in hrc's senate campaigns, so i googled and found this gem:

"Vanity Fair has a profile of John McCain in which he says of Hillary Clinton:

"People underestimate her political intelligence and her antennae. She's not her husband--no one's her husband. But she's good. And I like her. I know you're not supposed to say that, but I do."


GravatarAtrios is sick and tired of people writing about their political reasoning, their lot in life, everything dealing with themselves.

Don't play with fire, Strawman.


Gravatar"It reads exactly like one of those women who got an abortion and regrets it and wants to deny you that choice."


Exactly.


Gravatarthe television reporter engaged in a heated correspondence with a spokesman for Hillary Rodham Clinton in which he defended his appearance and refused demands to apologize.

Dumb. Dumb, dumb, dumb. On both sides.

Shuster should have realized that he'd fucked up, and immediately backed down and pissed himself.

On the other hand, this is a prime example of why people hate Hillary - all the machinations and recriminations behind closed doors, out of public sight.


Gravatar"And I like her. I know you're not supposed to say that, but I do."



But she shouldn't be running for president, because girls shouldn't do those things.


GravatarThe number of complaints about homophobia within the police has risen by almost a quarter, according to the Gay Police Association.

The association said it received 350 calls to its helpline last year, compared with 260 the year before.

It estimated that there were about 7,000 homophobic incidents among police last year, but intimidated officers were reluctant to report them.

The police said "any form of homophobia has no place in the police".

The Gay Police Association said it was aware of colleagues refusing to serve with gay officers and quoting sections of the Bible at them on parade grounds.

Some officers have used legislation designed to protect religious freedoms to justify their actions, saying that they found homosexuality incompatible with their beliefs.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/72.../uk/ 7236233.stm


GravatarSpeaking of Shuster, over at Miss Havisham's the overwhelming verdict is that Chelsea deserved it, PC is destroying this country, and that it's disgusting -- strictly on the basis of free speech -- that MSNBC made the poor widdle misunderstood guy apologize.

So they agree with the Kossacks?

The circle of insanity closes...


GravatarI thought these articles were the speciality of the NY Times.


Gravatar"causing people to construct defenses of their own choices."

I like livng in a hole under a tree and gnawing at the moon. So call me a troll if you will. I don't care.


GravatarOn the other hand, this is a prime example of why people hate Hillary - all the machinations and recriminations behind closed doors, out of public sight.
theodoric


So she could be accused of trumping this up to help her campaign? Please.


GravatarMolly's right about Eschacon. It's ooler now than it was when she first wrote that it was getting ooler by the minute.


GravatarOn the other hand, this is a prime example of why people hate Hillary - all the machinations...

Take it to Orange Satan, dood.


Gravatar

Next week will work, though.

How many more RIL Units will this be?


GravatarPolice are searching for two men who ran off after crashing a hijacked beer lorry in west London.

The lorry was stolen in Bridge Road, Southall, at 1150 GMT and the vehicle then jack-knifed minutes later on Merrick Road.

A Metropolitan Police spokesperson said the lorry driver got out of the cab when two men flagged down the lorry or crashed into it.

The suspected thieves then lost control of the vehicle at a roundabout.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/engla...don/ 7236577.stm


GravatarOn the other hand, this is a prime example of why people hate Hillary - all the machinations and recriminations behind closed doors, out of public sight.

That's such crap.


Gravatar. It's ooler now than it was when she first wrote that it was getting ooler by the minute.

One of my favorite Beach Boys' numbers is "Ool Ool Ater."

On the "Unflower" album...


GravatarThat only comes with the Professional Pack.
I'm a pro pervert.
NTodd, Fästing Führer


The best I can do is a Russian TV reporter in NYC with some basic medical training.


GravatarLord, I hope the other politicians don't discover machinations and recriminations behind closed doors, out of public sight, or my girl will lose that clear advantage.
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Gravatar The Gay Police Association said it was aware of colleagues refusing to serve with gay officers and quoting sections of the Bible at them on parade grounds.

Best Monty Python episode ever.


Gravatareveryone seems to be getting hitched!
Moonbootica


Yes, and I just spent 3 hours yesterday with a younger friend who's got a 2-yr-old baby and an immature, unhappy husband who wants to play the field but not divorce.


Gravatar"On the other hand, this is a prime example of why people hate Hillary - all the machinations and recriminations behind closed doors, out of public sight."

i don't think this qualifies.

however, not releasing her tax returns? wtf is she thinking....????


GravatarThe top issue on Clinton's web site is "Surrendering to Terrorists." Who can blame McCain?


GravatarSpeaking of Shuster, over at Miss Havisham's the overwhelming verdict is that Chelsea deserved it, PC is destroying this country, and that it's disgusting -- strictly on the basis of free speech -- that MSNBC made the poor widdle misunderstood guy apologize.

Irredeemable shitheads, every one of her regulars.
steve simels


The free-speechers are defending Don Imus, too.

And they're rather uncivil about it, too, I must say!


GravatarWGA reaches deal!


Gravatarwhat's best about this article is her contempt for the prospective husband she wants: some chump to fill the space, bring in a second income, and babysit now and then.


GravatarOn the other hand, this is a prime example of why people get so unhinged over Hitlery they start spewing Freeper talking points - all the vagina and vagina and scary vagina...

Fixed your typo, btw...


GravatarChimpy's resigning speechwriter praises his Messiah.


GravatarJesus fucking christ, i just read through the whole article.



I'm going to go kick somebody's ass now.


Gravatar:Even women who settle but end up divorced might be in a better position than those of us who became mothers on our own, because many ex-wives get both child-support payments and a free night off when the kids go to Dad’s house for a sleepover."


Assuming he WANTS to pay the child support.

This bitch lives in la la land.


GravatarWGA reaches deal!

Huzzah!


GravatarI'm going to go kick somebody's ass now.

You'll never get a husband with that attitude, honey.

BTW, where's my coffee?


GravatarBut a woman has no worth if she doesn't breed.


Gravatar
Yes, and I just spent 3 hours yesterday with a younger friend who's got a 2-yr-old baby and an immature, unhappy husband who wants to play the field but not divorce.
Marcellina | Homepage | 02.09.08 - 11:49 am | #


actually I never thought my cousin would marry her long time Norwegian boyfriend but there you go. They are getting married in Italy but they work and live in Switzerland

both are in their 30s.


Gravatar"On the other hand, this is a prime example of why people hate Hillary - all the machinations and recriminations behind closed doors, out of public sight."



And if she didn't speak up about this, she would be accused of being a bad mother who wouldn't defend her child.

This woman cannot win....she's damned if she does and damned if she doesn't.


Can we start shitting on the Repukes now instead of trashing our own?

Please?


Gravatar"I'm going to go kick somebody's ass now.

You'll never get a husband with that attitude, honey."



GravatarJake Tapper, Mouseketool pt. II: Electric Buggerloo.
.


GravatarThe best I can do is a Russian TV reporter in NYC with some basic medical training.

Trained in the Castle Anthrax?


Gravatar It's ooler now than it was when she first wrote that it was getting ooler by the minute.

My enthusiasm affects my typing. So sue me. (Also, I didn't take my contacts out until 4am,and am hesitant to reinsert them so soon.)


Gravatari think my sister wants to eventually settle in Switzerland and she wants to get married there, in Wengen.


GravatarIt's soo easy to fall in line when you're a GOOper (from the GOS).

"The thought of his being president sends a cold chill down my spine," Sen. Thad Cochran (R-Miss.), also a senior member of the Appropriations panel, told the Boston Globe recently. "He is erratic. He is hotheaded. He loses his temper and he worries me."

...

But on Thursday, Cochran said his criticisms of McCain were "behind me."


GravatarSo she could be accused of trumping this up to help her campaign? Please.

If serious offense had been taken, she could have, and should have, played it to the cameras in public. It would have bought a lot more good will than the way it was handled.


GravatarDave is so full of shit. The only diary about Shuster on Kos front page now is a uncompromising condemnation of Shuster.


GravatarBTW, where's my coffee?

Get your own coffee, fuckhead.


Gravatarhowever, not releasing her tax returns? wtf is she thinking....????
jdw


Yup it's started. That whole segment on KO last night was a gotcha without the gotcha. She's not required to release her returns and maybe she doesn't want that info out there if she is not the nominee. She broke no laws when she loaned her campaign money and there is precedent. At the most it shows she wasn't raising as quickly as Obama. OMG, she should just drop out now.

Pfft.


GravatarGee, I have a husband and children. Why can't you all be more like me?


Gravatarou'll never get a husband with that attitude, honey.

BTW, where's my coffee?




In an enema bag, bitch!


GravatarThe government must "take more seriously" efforts to eliminate the UK's gender pay gap, a Select Committee report has said.

The Women and Work Commission was set up in 2004 to tackle the pay gap which stood at 18% among full-time workers and 40% for those working part-time.

However the MPs said that though the commission put forward proposals, not enough had been done to implement them.

Occupational segregation is largely to blame for the pay gap, the report says.

Most women work in a relatively limited number of occupations with lower pay, or in part-time jobs, it points out.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/busin...ess/ 7235482.stm


GravatarI'm going to go kick somebody's ass now.

[presents ass]


Gravatarboth are in their 30s.

I met Mrs Toonscribe when we were both 30 (technically I met her a couple of years before at a party, but I was drunk in the extreme and have no memory of it at all) and we got married when we were 32.


Gravatar'liberal' blogs in particular having been saying forever that candidates should just shut up when they are attacked by the "liberal media."
[/yeah snark]

And that is really cute the way beeton at mydd worked 'pimp' in to the title of a post. Of course he put a footnote disclaimer saying he didn't mean it as an insult. beeton's father was a pimp. That's how beaton jr. came to be. One of his whores dump the dirty bundle on dad's door step. Footnote: of course I don't mean that as an insult.


GravatarGee, I have a husband and children. Why can't you all be more like me?

DOMA.


GravatarThe best I can do is a Russian TV reporter in NYC with some basic medical training.
Trained in the Castle Anthrax?
NTodd, Fästing Führer


Moscow Univesity. Pre-med until a sudden TV carreer. Looks like Kristin Dunst.


GravatarGee, I have a husband and children. Why can't you all be more like me?

Well, I'm trying to kill Thers, but thus far the clever Mick has evaded all my traps.


GravatarHe spent four months on John McCain’s “Straight Talk Express” bus

Damn, I'll bet he ended up burning that wardrobe. Not enough Febreeze in the world, etc. ...


GravatarEveryone IS me. Look at all the scooters!

re-HICA!

Burritos accomplished.
.


GravatarHe Who Walks Behind The Rows 2008!!!


GravatarHodel, oh Hodel,
Have I made a match for you!
He's handsome, he's young!
Alright, he's 82.
But he's a nice man, a good catch, true?
True.
I promise you'll be happy,
And even if you're not,
There's more to life than that---
Don't ask me what.
Chava, I found him.
Won't you be a lucky bride!
He's handsome, he's tall,
That is from side to side.
But he's a nice man, a good catch, right?
Right.
You heard he has a temper.
He'll beat you every night,
But only when he's sober,
So you'll alright.


Gravatar Moscow Univesity. Pre-med until a sudden TV carreer. Looks like Kristin Dunst.

i can haz?


GravatarMoscow Univesity. Pre-med until a sudden TV carreer. Looks like Kristin Dunst.

Send her to me. STAT.


Gravatar"She's not required to release her returns and maybe she doesn't want that info out there if she is not the nominee. "

not required and not being open are two different things. this brings up echos of law firm billing records that disappeared then magically reappeared, etc.

it's just bad optics, and she should know better.


GravatarWell, I'm trying to kill Thers, but thus far the clever Mick has evaded all my traps.
NTodd


Have you tried the exploding potatoes yet?


Gravatar
[presents ass]




why is it blue?


GravatarISAAC/MALACHI 08


GravatarJeebus Crackers!

Just in time from the RNC, a $525 a glass scotch!


Gravatar He Who Walks Behind The Rows 2008!!!

HWWBTR/Creepy Kid 08!


GravatarOn the other hand, this is a prime example of why people get so unhinged over Hitlery they start spewing Freeper talking points - all the vagina and vagina and scary vagina...
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The best part about having Hillary for a candidate is we can just yell "scary vagina" when her shortcomings are pointed out to us.


GravatarOn the other hand, this is a prime example of why people get so unhinged over Hitlery they start spewing Freeper talking points - all the vagina and vagina and scary vagina...

Fixed your typo, btw...
dave™©


Thank you, dave.


Gravatar
DOMA.


Point taken.

watertiger, kick his ass now, before it wastes away.


Gravatar
[presents ass]

why is it blue?


Because it's missing you.


GravatarHodel, oh Hodel,
Have I made a match for you!


When I was a kid, I used to love the song Zero Mostel sang about "The Tailor Motel Kamzoil."

I had no idea what it meant, or that it was even a name - I just liked the way "The Tailor Motel Kamzoil" sounded!


Gravatari>why is it blue?


Haven't you heard? Blue is the new black ...


GravatarThe best part about having Hillary for a candidate is we can just yell "scary vagina" when her shortcomings are pointed out to us.
Same tired bullshit



Because, of course, Obama HAS no shortcomings.


GravatarI'm kind of counting on the biological clock thing working to my advantage.


Gravatari>why is it blue?


Technically, that's not a slanty, is it?


Gravatarthis brings up echos of law firm billing records that disappeared then magically reappeared...

Speaking of Freeper talking points...


GravatarI'm kind of counting on the biological clock thing working to my advantage.

You don't have to, dollface.


Gravatar"not required and not being open are two different things. this brings up echos of law firm billing records that disappeared then magically reappeared, etc.

it's just bad optics, and she should know better.
jdw"

Yet another tired misogynist obama talking point. The little lady couldn't possible have had 5 million in her purse to lend to her campaign.

She has been a senator for more than 7 years. They release more detailed financial reports than the top sheets of their tax forms. Yet another tired misogynist obama talking point.


GravatarOMFG! We're gonna take our ball and go home if our chosen Goddess isn't nominated!!!LOL111!!!


GravatarThis couple is driving all over the midwest with a dead body in the trunk.

They must be from Jersey.


GravatarBecause, of course, Obama HAS no shortcomings.

He's got a great big dick. 'Nuff said.


GravatarScary Vagina Versus Black Penis

Sounds like an X rated horror movie.


GravatarIn an enema bag, bitch!

You remembered Valentine's Day!


GravatarOne of my favorite Beach Boys' numbers is "Ool Ool Ater."

On the "Unflower" album...
dave™© | Homepage | 02.09.08 - 11:49 am | #


I love you.


GravatarDid someone mention Kirsten Dunst?


GravatarWhen I was a kid, I used to love the song Zero Mostel sang about "The Tailor Motel Kamzoil."

That's Grandma TZeitel's song. I sang that harnessed to fly ropes and flown in over the stage, hovering at the chimney, looking a good 30 years in the grave.

In my best Dr. Ruth imitation.


GravatarThis couple is driving all over the midwest with a dead body in the trunk.
They must be from Jersey.
Culture of TrÜth


Never shop at Walmart for organ donors.


GravatarI'm kind of counting on the biological clock thing working to my advantage.
Snow


you're hoping her husband dies of cancer?

That's harsh, man.


Gravatarsheetzes.


GravatarOn the other hand, this is a prime example of why people get so unhinged over Hitlery they start spewing Freeper talking points - all the vagina and vagina and scary vagina...

Fixed your typo, btw...
dave™©


Thank you, dave.
Terry C, Problem White Woman | Homepage | 02.09.08 - 11:59 am | #


Fuck both of you. I've resigned myself to the idea that Hillary is going to be the nominee, and I'm going to have to hold my nose and vote for her in the fall.

All I'm saying is that there are intelligent ways to run a campaign and handle incidents, and then there are stupid moves that are going to piss people off. This is one of the latter.


GravatarI'm kind of counting on the biological clock thing working to my advantage.

Me too.

My best friend (a woman, yes) has promised we'll get together when we're 70.

So I've got that going for me. Which is nice.


Gravatar(raises hand guiltily)
Sometimes I defend myself in words at my blog because things I am or have done have been called out by others -- sometimes, I need to stretch my mental legs to find out why I've taken the choices I have. Sometimes I don't know why the hell I say or do anything.


GravatarThe best part about having Hillary for a candidate is we can just yell "scary vagina" when her shortcomings are pointed out to us.
Here we go again | 02.09.08 - 11:58 am | #


Even I -- who is on record about being shall we say unenthusiastic about Hillary and who has ADD and an IQ of 60 to boot -- know that's horseshit.

Sorry, pal.


Gravatar"The little lady couldn't possible have had 5 million in her purse to lend to her campaign."

sure she could. has nothing to do with her sex.

so fuck off.


GravatarHopefully, it won't be long before advances in technology make this whole biological clock issue moot.


GravatarI love you.

Unless you've got some coffee in an enema bag, I'm afraid I must decline your entreaties...


GravatarI almost agreed for ince.

Then I remembered the way people react here when other people try to tell Atrios how to run his blog. Given the apoplectic fits he himself has at being told what to do, where the blood hell does he get off telling other people how to run theirs?


GravatarOwls!


Gravatar"lt's awful to look back on your life - and realise that you've settled. The problem was that l always felt l had more time.l was ... Now, inside, l feel young. Like it's the beginning. Like l have everything ahead of me. But l don't."

- Lauren Bacall, "The Mirror Has Two Faces"


Gravatarcoffee in an enema bag

damn, thats a brutal way to wake up in the morning. especially if the coffee is hot.


GravatarGiven the apoplectic fits he himself has at being told what to do, where the blood hell does he get off telling other people how to run theirs?
soullite


Oh, fuck - look who's back.

Like you've been told before, start your own blog if you don't like what Atrios posts.


GravatarFuck both of you.



Charming.

Utterly charming!


GravatarOMFG! We're gonna take our ball and go home if our chosen Goddess isn't nominated!!!LOL111!!!
Hillary4eva



What are YOU......13?


GravatarNeocons vs Neolibs

Thats our choice in November.

Big fucking choice.


GravatarIf you're going to tell people what to do though, You could start with Pandagon.

For too long, her site has been far more about the alleged 'bad behavior' of men, and too little about the oppression of women.

If Feminists don't want men decided what qualities make up femininity, then they have to stop trying to define masculinity. No more laughing at male novelty items shaped like female body parts, especially given the number of similar 'novelty' items that women use. No more telling us we have to grow up and act like adult men, They don't have the right to define what makes a man a man.

Good luck with that though. They have a point that many 'nice guys' are just dishonest weaklings. But a woman NEVER has the right to tell a man he's not masculine. A person from a movement based on the idea that a man NEVER has the right to tell a woman she's not feminine should really understand that.


GravatarBut I'm sympathetic in that our society does elevate simple lifestyle choices - marriage, cohabitation, fertility - into moral ones, causing people to construct defenses of their own choices
Atrios

Might as well tell it now- all all my lifestyle choices are, have been and will always be (I just can't help it) completely indefensible on any moral grounds, or any other grounds, for that matter.
And man, don't I know it.

And I defy any one of you fuckers to show me where I say otherwise.


GravatarIndefensible, I tell you. I don't even try, I'm guilty a priori!
And don't I know it, mama, don't I know it.


Gravatar"sure she could. has nothing to do with her sex.

so fuck off.
jdw"

Everything to do with sex so fuck on.

obama wants to see her husbands tax returns. He is claiming they broke campaign finance laws. That’s how obama got to be a state senator. In a disctrict where the dem candidate was a shoe in obama forced the other dem candidates to go to court over anything and everything until they ran out of money. Obama had the daley machine financing him so of course he could out last his opponents. That’s not gonna work in the big time.


Gravatarhadenough's choices are. as we can see, quite defensible! How I wish I could join him! But no go, tonto!


GravatarI think my "lifestyle choices", whatever the fuck that means, are nobody elses fucking business.


GravatarScary Scary Vagina!!

Giant Black Penis!!

AAAUGGGHHHH!!!!


Gravatar"hadenough's choices are. as we can see, quite defensible! How I wish I could join him! But no go, tonto!
Mooser"

I'm not looking for joiners. I'm looking for facts. Lets get the facts out there. Then people can make up their own mind.


GravatarSo, the WGA has made a deal and the can go back to work.

"Whoop-te-shit"
Tom Servo

The Internet is my DVR, and frankly, the WGA strike hasn't had any real effect on my viewing habits whatsoever. I have been enjoying a wide variety of BBC and other U.K. programming.

Between Discovery, History and Science Channels, and a mess of WGBH channels on my cable service, along with Sundance, Indie, IFC and diverse Encore channels, and the "OnDemand" service on the local cable, the ONLY "broadcast network" TV shows I watched in the last month were the new episodes of LOST and Smallville. And even then, I grabbed them off the Internet. I have become quite addicted to watching TV programming sans commercials.


GravatarCall me, indefensible,
Call me, reprehensible,
Tell me, that I'm morally screwed!
Say my lifestyle choices inure me,
To the undeniable virtues of Hillary!

Tell me I'm inscrutable
Say I'm disreputable!
It's will-o-the-wisps, I'm inclined to pursue!
But if I'm responsible
Obama's in-ev-i-table
So for him I will vote, so will you!
We're demographically fated to!


GravatarHow bout life lack-of-style choices? Or just being old, sick, tired, stupid and alone. by chance.


Gravatarsimple lifestyle choices - marriage, cohabitation, fertility

more often than not, the notion of those things being choices is a nice feel good idea, but its mostly delusional. More often than not, items such as those cited are reactions (including blind loyalty to indoctrination), not choices. People react to circumstances and they unquestioningly respond to the strictures of indoctrination. They rarely make clear-headed, deliberate choices resulting from research, analysis, and evaluation.
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GravatarI just go down, down, down, and every night it's the same nightmare; I'm clawing and scrabbling at the slimy, moss grown walls ofr a bottomless well, as I slip ever lower towards some nameless but all encompassing terror.
Other than that, How's by you?


GravatarWhen I start screaming, tortured by the terror of the shades of dark and nameless deeds the giolt for which rests squarely on my head, and gasping, my wife usually awakens me with a curse; and says: "For God's sake, go and see the DA, get it off your chest, what can they do? Send you to the chair?"

She's my helpmate and comforter, in between swigs.


GravatarAnd giolt like mine, you shouldn't know from! Not in a million years.


GravatarAnd now I'm supposed to go and take one goddammed motor off one table saw and put it on another, a task which I know from experience will probably involve a concussion and a transfusion, and result in not a single circumnambulation of the toothed blade, so I can cut some goddammed fucking Formica (TM-MR) and laminate a fucking splash backing for the stove. A job for which I am both bt nature, nurture, and lack of training or experience, completely unfitted. Of course my wife thinks any guy who could get her cherry can do fucking anything, and I wish that fucking guy was here! Sorry, honey, sorry.
Anyway, that's my goddam lifestyle choice today, or rather the choice my distaff has made for me.

Maybe I can get away to the caucus at 1 pm at the Bummertown, High School.
Hot Democratic chicks, Oh my!


GravatarI'm more the poet-warrior-lover-dreamer type. I keep telling my wife.
"Damn it, Kirk! I'm a poet-warrior-lover-dreamer type! Not a handyman!"

Oh well, I got to keep in mind her previous matrimonial experience. It ended in bloodshed. His! She shot 'em! She gave 'em the gun!
(Didn't get the can out to the curb)

Whatever Lola wants...


GravatarI like to sleep up in trees. You don't see me starting a blog about that. Though it does make for some interesting stories.


GravatarOne question for Ms. Gottlieb: What if that glorious child of hers turns out to be fat or bald?

Will they be "worthy"? Will the values that she contributed to this world be visited upon the only person she has ever been able to love?


GravatarDo you prefer oak, cedar or a nice restful willow?


GravatarOne question for Ms. Gottlieb: What if that glorious child of hers turns out to be fat or bald

With a name like Gottlieb, do you even have to ask?


GravatarI meant goiter. I meant to say, "with a goiter like mine, pass the iodine..."


GravatarWillow sleep for me.

Time for a song!


GravatarWhat's my parody posted above, chopped liver?

My old lady is telling me I'm gonna be "chopped lover" if I don't fix that table saw. Jeez, sweetie, put down that pint of vodka, and just bite through the godddammed laminate, you don't seem to have any trouble with my masculinity, very funny, yes, it's even thinner than that laminate.

You see what I put up with?


Gravatarvisitor count going down, down, down.
Always happens when I turn up.


GravatarI can construct defenses, no problem. But all anybody wants me to do is construct a house. At that I stink.


Gravatar"Chance is a fool's name for fate, Chance is the foolish name for fate. / Give me a name for chance and I am a fool. / Fate is a foolish thing to take chances with. / I am a fate to take foolish chances with. / Chances are that fate is foolish. / Fate is the foolish thing. Take a chance." --Tonetti in Gay Divorcee (1934)

Love is long suffering,
love is kind,
it is not jealous,
love does not boast,
it is not inflated.

It is not discourteous,
it is not selfish,
it is not irritable,
it does not enumerate the evil.
It does not rejoice over the wrong, but rejoices in the truth


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