I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
aha
Rope?
Tanks, Echidne!
Rope is a fat thread
Thank you Echidne!
Just enough for the Hague to hang Cheney and friends, please.
a repost
So you're a wine mercheant?
blerb
Yep. I'm the buyer at Whole Foods in Arlington, VA.
SteveLG | 10.05.07 - 9:45 pm | #
when my father was working full time for a major German construction firm he was friendly with a wine merchant, and went to the guy everytime to provide booze for corporate functions and so forth
Moonbootica, Tea Drinker | Homepage | 10.05.07 - 9:47 pm | #
DAMN IT! THERS WAS GOING TO LINK TO A KILLER ABBA VIDEO!
I am suspicious of the prosecutor killing himself. It could be. But I am suspicious. A few years ago there was a case of a female guard in the Muskegon facility being raped. They transfered the inmate to another facility. He felt so badly about it, he hanged himself too. (With his hands tied behind his back)
Echidne rules the universe. Or should.
Gracias, Echidne.
Rope was a wicked cool flick.
White House To Brown - 'Up Yours, Pal'
spinoza, where the hell did you come from? Damn you!
Beg your parsnips.
I AM TRYING TO GET INTO CHARACTER.
MAKE ME PRETTY, DAMMIT!
DAMN IT! THERS WAS GOING TO LINK TO A KILLER ABBA VIDEO!
NTodd, Free Speedy!
Get your own fucking blog.
Thers can post links to Abba now if he wishes. I'm magnamonious tonight.
Imagine Cheney's body jerking as his defibrillator tries to jump start his hanged heart.
Rule of law, bitches!
To make Thers pretty, we'd have to cut off his head, then burn his body and piss on the ashes.
I'm an ABBA fan
Is this the metaphorical rope that we will all swing from due to our very unpatriotic rantings on this thread?
Get your own fucking blog.
SHUT UP! YOU BROKE MY HEART AND RUINED MY LIFE!
Beg your parsnips.
I AM TRYING TO GET INTO CHARACTER.
MAKE ME PRETTY, DAMMIT!
Thers
This is a need that serves the greater good. Y'all need to get on it.
from below:
Surprisingly. I told her I'd let go of her throat if she'd let go of my hand.
Confronted a raccoon on the roof of my house that was doing all kinds of damage. I slammed a baseball bat down about two inches away from it; damn things looks up at me with this "wuss, if you were a man you would've done it" look on its face and it went back to tearing my roof apart.
Hang together or hang separately?
I'm just hangin'...
-
Altmouse? Is it you?
SHUT UP! YOU BROKE MY HEART AND RUINED MY LIFE!
NTodd, Free Speedy!
You knew what I was when you picked me up.
I prefer hemp, but rope will do.
NTodd, you failed to slay Thers on your last visit to Liberal Mountain.
Perhaps you'll succeed this time?
some Friday Cat Blogging 
DAMN IT! THERS WAS GOING TO LINK TO A KILLER ABBA VIDEO!
NOT AGAIN!!!
NTodd, you failed to slay Thers on your last visit to Liberal Mountain.
I'm trying to drink him to death.
HAIL SNAKE GODDESS! I sacrifice my sobriety to you.
I'm very pretty, dammit. Where are my makeup people?
MisterX, how are Missus, Master and Missy X?
You knew what I was when you picked me up.
[sobs, goes to read about gender-specific reactions to infidelity]
NTodd, you're going to have to work a lot harder.
Rope was a wicked cool flick.
NTodd, Free Speedy! | Homepage | 10.05.07 - 9:50 pm | #
Hey...that's my line...
Does anyone know where you can buy a flag pin?
Sallyh - all are well... how's the ankle? I'm sure you're KEEPING OFF IT FOR A GOOD LONG TIME, right?
-
Altmouse? Is it you?
Not yet...
More WINE...
oh great, now I have this playing in my head - MARIA
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.
I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.
http://www.westsidestory.com/sit...ics/
pretty.html
Does anyone know where you can buy a flag pin?
Gomez
China.
joe torre crying about the bugs!!
the bugs, the bugs,,,call the whaaaaambulance!
Well, >a href="http://www.bchomesforsale.com/view/slocan/
patrick/Default.htm">The Arthur Street House is still for sale. Could likely knock off another 50k from the price by now....
.
I'm very pretty, dammit. Where are my makeup people?
Thers
One of them's in here being all "it's all about ME ME ME," which I know we all recognize is WRONG WRONG WRONG!
More WINE...
Clockwork Orange?
"Does anyone know where you can buy a flag pin?"
--Gomez
China.
Has no one heard of Deep Woods Off?
Sheesh.
Don't feed the raccoons or something like this may happen.
http://www.danvebber.com/museum/...cts/
raccoon.jpg
One of them's in here being all "it's all about ME ME ME," which I know we all recognize is WRONG WRONG WRONG!
I'm Best Boy and Lighting. Makeup ain't my department.
This has all the makings of a really silly thread.
I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!
GIRLS
Have you met my good friend Maria,
The craziest girl on the block?
You'll know her the minute you see her,
She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock.
She thinks she's in love.
She thinks she's in Spain.
She isn't in love,
She's merely insane.
http://www.westsidestory.com/sit...ics/
pretty.html
mer, I'll have a nice microbrew, thanks.
The Yankees need to add flag pins to their uniforms. Until they do that they deserve to suck.
This has all the makings of a really silly thread.
Don't be silly.
With all those bugs, you know there's a lot of shit nearby.
Bond, James Bond - That is the WORST. Hunting dog. EVER.
-
MisterX, I'm eagerly awaiting my walking boot.
Mlle Heidi has a wonderful face and expression, and I love the pic of her inside the fleecie.
Where are my makeup people?
Thers
Traveling with Mitt Romney?
lipreader,
What's your preference?
Time for dinner....
I'm Best Boy and Lighting. Makeup ain't my department.
NTodd, Free Speedy!
I thought you were the Key Grip.
I'm Best Boy and Lighting.
Does this mean you're actually using lights this time?
Has no one heard of Deep Woods Off?
Hell, just rub a laundry softener sheet over exposed areas. It works for me.
Mlle Heidi has a wonderful face and expression, and I love the pic of her inside the fleecie.
Echidne | Homepage | 10.05.07 - 9:57 pm | #
thank you
she can be a little minx but always melts ones heart
Gomez,
I think I have one. You want it?
I'm funna cede the laptop to Zapette.
Call me when Altmouse decides to get all dolled up.
How about an Arrogant Bastard?
This has all the makings of a really silly thread.
SteveLG |'
Yes, it's like standing at the edge of the pool, afraid to dive in.
No, the whole thread is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior commenter here and I haven't had a funny line yet. So I'm stopping it.
It must be the heat
Or some rare disease,
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it's fleas.
Keep away from her,
Send for Chino!
This is not the
Maria we know!
Modest and pure,
Polite and refined,
Well-bred and mature
And out of her mind!
http://www.westsidestory.com/sit...ics/
pretty.html
DAMN IT! THERS WAS GOING TO LINK TO A KILLER ABBA VIDEO!
Every ABBA song makes me want to kill myself, so you have a wide range to choose from.
Don't feed the raccoons or something like this may happen.
http://www.danvebber.com/museum/...cts/ raccoon.jpg
Bond, James Bond
That raccoon is almost as confused as Chris Matthews.
"Confronted a raccoon on the roof of my house that was doing all kinds of damage."
haha. same here, so i put a ladder up and climb up to the roof with a hose.
my ingenious plan was to spray him with water, but when i got up there the fucker attacked me.
i got down the ladder in one step!
I wanna know when Thers/NYMary are going to draw down on Pasty. From what TBogg excerpted this morning, attention must be paid. Pasty is actually insane. I want him destroyed.
Please.
.
Yes, it's like standing at the edge of the pool, afraid to dive in.
That's not dookie. It's just a Baby Ruth.
Gomez,
I think I have one. You want it?
DWD - Uncivil
Yeah, I want to burn one.
No, the whole thread is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior commenter here and I haven't had a funny line yet. So I'm stopping it.
NTodd, Free Speedy!
I'm pretty sure Thers outranks you, and I know Molly does.
Sallyh - Do they still give you crutches, or is there some kind of solar-powered robotic leg you wear until the ankle heals? Surely by now we have this.
-
MARIA
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty
That the city should give me its key.
A committee
Should be organized to honor me.
GIRLS
La la la la . . .
MARIA
I feel dizzy,
I feel sunny,
I feel fizzy and funny and fine,
And so pretty,
Miss America can just resign!
http://www.westsidestory.com/sit...ics/
pretty.html
That raccoon is almost as confused as Chris Matthews.
LOL!
GIRLS
Have you met my good friend Maria,
The craziest girl on the block?
She has eyes that men adore so,
and a torso even more so...
...wait, that's a different song.
So A-Rod is in full choke mode.
With all those bugs, you know there's a lot of shit nearby.
Gomez
Those are actually quite typical of being near Lake Erie. This warm weather is doing all sorts of strange things around here. The Tigers played a game this year with a cattus (Mayfly) hatch. They were everywhere and drew the seagulls. The gulls just parked themselves everywhere in CoMerica Park. Between the pitcher's mound and home plate. They were diving and weaving collecting the bugs.
Goes with building stadiums so close to bodies of water.
Steve Stone is doing play by play on the BoSox/Angels game...
I thought he was done in sports...oops...
The Cubs fired him for being "outspoken" (essentially saying the team sucks, which it did)...
Sallyh - Do they still give you crutches, or is there some kind of solar-powered robotic leg you wear until the ankle heals? Surely by now we have this.
I heard she floats a few feet off the ground on an air mattress filled with helium.
my ingenious plan was to spray him with water, but when i got up there the fucker attacked me.
i got down the ladder in one step!
Batshit insane is a remarkable evloutionary adaptation.
Good to see my favorite Acerbic Goblin!
Yeah, I want to burn one.
Gomez
Prolly need a torch to do it properly.
This could be Cleveland's year.
That's not dookie. It's just a Baby Ruth.
NTodd, Free Speedy!
Yuk! You drunken bum!
Ahem. I didn't have the light on. The Arthur Street house.
.
Oh, dear God, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
So A-Rod is in full choke mode.
Good pitching skullfucks overpaid hitters.
GIRLS
La la la la . . .
MARIA
See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
GIRLS
What mirror where?
MARIA
Who can that attractive girl be?
GIRLS
Which? What? Where? Whom?
http://www.westsidestory.com/sit...ics/
pretty.html
Pretty soon, it will be the drive the fumble Brian Sipe.
"So A-Rod is in full choke mode."
yup. a big 0 fer..
lipreader | 10.05.07 - 10:02 pm | #
Evening, lip reader...
Pretty soon, it will be the drive the fumble Brian Sipe.
Aren't all the Kardiac Kids dead by now?
MARIA
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!
GIRLS
Such a pretty me!
ALL
I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!
http://www.westsidestory.com/sit...ics/
pretty.html
Oh, so this is where you people went.
How will Brady Quinn fit into Browns infamy?
Have they shown Derek Jeter's parents in the stands yet? It isn't the postseason unless we see some Jeter parents.
dwd: it's caddis.
actually, they are called michigan caddis by michiganders, but they are not a caddis but a mayfly: hexagenia limbata.
I am so hung, over.
Aren't all the Kardiac Kids dead by now?
NTodd, Free Speedy!
They live forever on the NFL Network and ESPN Classic.
Oh, dear God, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Oh, fuck me, 50k for Cheers'n'Jeers? I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out funnier shit, and for less money.
But I'd never sell out like that, since I prefer obscurity.
bo, somewhat poached | 10.05.07 - 10:04 pm | #
Congratulations....
From below:
Ravenswood zinfandel is currently destroying my ability to type - dan mcenroe
You say that like it's a bad tginh.
bo, somewhat poached | 10.05.07 - 9:56 pm | #
------------------------------------------
titi monkeys - moonboo
And Michelle Malkin earns another sexist sobriquet.
Titi is Tagalog (most common Philippine language) for prick.
(shame on me.) hee
bo, somewhat poached
"How will Brady Quinn fit into Browns infamy?"
brady quim can blow me.
Oh, so this is where you people went.
bo, somewhat poached
oh yeah - sheets!
How will Brady Quinn fit into Browns infamy?
Prolly just by sucking forever as we pay him too much.
Oh, fuck me, 50k for Cheers'n'Jeers?
And they're halfway there!
Goes to show - a Kossack and his money are soon parted...
She has eyes that men adore so,
and a torso even more so...
...wait, that's a different song.
dan mcenroe |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n...h?
v=n4zRe_wvJw8
How will Brady Quinn fit into Browns infamy?
I hear this kid from Kentucky is unbeatable...wait...
Congratulations.... - Janeane The Acerbic Goblin
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
The absence of cannabis is a terrible thing. 
Ravenswood zinfandel is currently destroying my ability to type
I used to work with one of the vintners for Ravenswood and at a party at his place he uncorked these reserve bottles fermented solely from vines grown on the relatively harsh barren hillside he owned. It was amazing. All blackberry jam and black pepper. He had the only remaining cases and said he knew folks paying $150/bottle for it.
Sadly, he's since died.
actually, they are called michigan caddis by michiganders, but they are not a caddis but a mayfly: hexagenia limbata.
jdw
That reminded me of this fellow I haven't thought of in 30 years -
ol' Gadabout himself.
http://www.labguysworld.com/bayhorse.jpg
If our QB ever sucks, we're prepared to call him Worthlessburger.
Doesn't anyone outside a major league ballpark drink Budweiser anymore?
Doesn't anyone outside a major league ballpark drink Budweiser anymore?
Sutler Inc.
I hope not.
So the good Lord sent a plague of bugs to smite the Yankees?
You know what's good? Pretzels and Merlot. Much better than the overrated pretzels and beer.
Titi is Tagalog (most common Philippine language) for prick.
Boy that's backwards. It might make some sense if they were in the southern hemisphere though.
Doesn't anyone outside a major league ballpark drink Budweiser anymore?
There's a Bud brewery just up the road... haven't been on the tour yet.
If our QB ever sucks
Won't he just be rebuilt? He's half bionic now.
Oh, fuck me, 50k for Cheers'n'Jeers?
And they're halfway there!
Goes to show - a Kossack and his money are soon parted...
I thought of you when I saw that earlier today!
Talk about your cheesy writers. Damn, I wish someone would pay me $ 50K a year to write...
Oh, wait...
"So the good Lord sent a plague of bugs to smite the Yankees?"
yes. god hates the wankees.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n...h? v=n4zRe_wvJw8
Terry C - Edwards/Kuchinich 08 | 10.05.07 - 10:06 pm | #
Fantastic. Thank you.
Kucinich/Edwards 08!
Doesn't anyone outside a major league ballpark drink Budweiser anymore?
Sutler Inc.
I hope not.
lipreader
Construction guys at lunch love it and usually by the bottle.
Boy that's backwards. It might make some sense if they were in the southern hemisphere though.
spinoza, non ridere, non luger
Yeah, and water goes down drains counterclockwise.
I'm not sure that bolsters your point, though...
Memorial Shadow picture
http://pets.webshots.com/photo/
2...096501088nNzLEq
I miss my beastie.
One of these days, when money is based on actual work [sweat] we will wear calorie meters that produce our paychecks, and then we will see the lazy privileged pricks, such as Oedipus Bush, in the soup line behind Lush Rimjob and MAnn Coltrane
My dad used to drink Bud and Schlitz and Pabst Blue Ribbon and Michelob. But the Michelob was considered a treat when he was feeling flush or celebrating.
Actually, the best sexist Tagalog epithet I learned from my ex-wife was "kiki gala'" for promiscous woman. Literally translates as "twat galloping".
The absence of cannabis is a terrible thing.
lipreader
"Dope will get you through times of no money . . ."
I thought of you when I saw that earlier today!
And not me?
I'm still pissed Atrios didn't punch the guy in the nose like I asked him to at the inaugural KosFest in Vegas a couple years back...
My dad used to drink Bud and Schlitz and Pabst Blue Ribbon and Michelob. But the Michelob was considered a treat when he was feeling flush or celebrating.
Sutler Inc
My father drank nothing but Schmidt's.
Back then it was still "Schmidt's of Philadelphia."
"kiki gala'" for promiscous woman. Literally translates as "twat galloping".
I've never been here without learning something new.
"Dope will get you through times of no money . . ."
How do you pay for the dope if you don't have any money?
How can one have a wide stance with their boxers around their ankles?
I thought of you when I saw that earlier today!
And not me?
Dave, babe, I meant you!
Here's a treat for you!
Schaefer and Reingold.
burp
Back then it was still "Schmidt's of Philadelphia."
Terry C - Edwards/Kuchinich 08
Too good for Ballantine or Ortliebs I guess?
How do you pay for the dope if you don't have any money?
Sutler Inc.
It grows in dirt. Or a complex solution of liquid nutrients.
How do you pay for the dope if you don't have any money?
Sutler Inc.
you trade your 8-tracks ... pfffftt!
I miss my beastie.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins
Of course.
Go cry for your kitty. It'll help.
My dad used to drink Bud and Schlitz and Pabst Blue Ribbon and Michelob. But the Michelob was considered a treat when he was feeling flush or celebrating.
That was the pecking order back when I was in high school.
Schlitz Malt Liquor - "The Bull" - was for when you really wanted to get fucked up.
Oly and Miller High Life were sneered upon...
I've never been here without learning something new.
camelot
It can get exhausting. And the finals are murder.
How can one have a wide stance with their boxers around their ankles?
Ya Know
Give me 8 weeks to think about that.
What about Piels!?
That reminded me of this fellow I haven't thought of in 30 years -
ol' Gadabout himself.
http://www.labguysworld.com/bayhorse.jpg
Bond, James Bond
Gadabout Gaddis!
"I miss my beastie."
did you lose your beastie?
i'm sorry
I meant you!
It's nice to be liked!
Here's a treat for you!
How'd I ever miss that?
So - shall I figure out a way to buy the Arthur Street Property?
.
Yeah, and water goes down drains counterclockwise.
I'm not sure that bolsters your point, though..
Do nipple tassels also go in the opposite direction?
How'd I ever miss that?
I give a dog good bone, no?
*Sigh.
Doesn't anyone outside a major league ballpark drink Budweiser anymore
nope, give me the shits. they use genetically modified grains, every Busch drinker I know has stomach problems.
I miss my beastie.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins
Awwww! What a sweetie!
OK, kids, time to go pick up my lovely wife and treat her to a romantic dinner at In-N-Out Burger.
I know all the gals are wondering how they can wrestle me away from her...
Do Aussie girls like to be tongued counterclockwise?
So - shall I figure out a way to buy the Arthur Street Property?
.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Historian | Homepage | 10.05.07 - 10:17 pm | #
Negative Am Option ARM from Countrywide!
And a HELOC.
/Al G.
What about Piels!?
Bert and Harry
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2...h?
v=26HtmV0DmRU
Tonight I learned I am not a good soccer mom.
As I screamed, "Jesus!, Go to the ball, be more aggressive," I realized I was sitting in front of the priest.
Oh, I forgot: SWOOOOOOOSH! *GONG!*
Now where's my check, motherfuckers???
nope, give me the shits. they use genetically modified grains, every Busch drinker I know has stomach problems.
1Watt, Hermit |
Rice. They use rice.
"Do Aussie girls like to be tongued counterclockwise?"
get in the bush, mate, and find out!
Sorry. Busch uses corn. Bud rice.
Filipinos are basketball fanatics.
My MIL, now deceased, lost it the first time she heard a starting lineup (Phoenix,I think) that included Kiki Vanderweghe.
nope, give me the shits. they use genetically modified grains, every Busch drinker I know has stomach problems.
1Watt, Hermit |
Rice. They use rice.
lipreader |
Yup. All the Anheuser-Busch beers use rice, I believe. But Busch gave me the worst RBFs. A dark legend among my circle of souses during my competitive drinking days.
ANybody who drinks beer made from anything other than barley deserves what he gets.
Do Aussie girls like to be tongued counterclockwise?
lipreader
... and four to turn the chair
Spinoza, I have crutches, which make chasing the granddaughter very challenging.
I'm supposed to get a walking cast in a couple of weeks.
Sapporo, Guiness, and Heinenkein please...
Did someone say "Ballantine"?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N...h?
v=NmPWGUQnxgI
Spinoza, I have crutches, which make chasing the granddaughter very challenging.
They should increase your reach considerably...
Pilsener Urquell, Morretti, and Trumer.
One day, lad, all this will be yours!
What, the curtains?
How about an Arrogant Bastard?
lipreader
I'm not worthy.
I dunno, GWPDA, I associate you so much with Phoenix that I have a hard time perceiving you away from the desert and the beautiful home you have worked so hard to build and modify to your satisfaction. It is kind of like me: I have a hard time seeing myself not surrounded by the Michigan forest. . . .
goodnight wonderful moonbats
"Did someone say "Ballantine"?"
Ballantine
Spinoza, I have crutches, which make chasing the granddaughter very challenging. - Sallyh
Is simple. Lightly tap the heel of her trailing foot. Bound to cause a trip and sprawl;
Hers, hopefully.
goodnight wonderful moonbats
Moonbootica, Tea Drinker
Don't forget to pound some water and take a couple of aspirins!
I miss my beastie.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins
Of course.
Go cry for your kitty. It'll help.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Historian | Homepage | 10.05.07 - 10:15 pm | #
Tomorrow I'll pick up his ashes. So I'll probably cry then. And have some ice cream.
Pilsener Urquell, Morretti, and Trumer.
Today's Pilsener Urquell's birthday, at least according to the sign at the pub across from my office.
"Secondly, this government does not torture people. You know, we, we . . . we, we, we ... stick to US law and our international obligations."
President AWOL today.
-
Don't forget to pound some water and take a couple of aspirins!
And go heavy handed with the multiples, darlin'. You're going to need that "B" when you wake up.
goodnight wonderful moonbats
Moonbootica, Tea Drinker
Barely four a.m. and you're pooping out already?
Today's Pilsener Urquell's birthday,
As good an excuse as any to open one....
What's RBF?
Can't deny a faint feeling of regret at asking the question.
Urquell is one of my all-time faves.
I also love Dortmunder pils.
Runny. Beer. Fart. No?
Buckeye, please accept my condolences.
It's so hard to lose a wonderful friend.
I believe your baby awaits you over the Rainbow Bridge.
Today's Pilsener Urquell's birthday
Isn't it Pilsner?
As a poor unfortunate who grew up drinking 3.2 Coors in Utah, I frankly envy all of you, with your exotic Millers and Highlifes and so on, practically living in Yurp, you were.
"I miss my beastie."
did you lose your beastie?
i'm sorry
jdw | 10.05.07 - 10:16 pm
Monday night, just a month shy of being 19 (or perhaps he was 19, he was a stray).
He had a good life, and I know he's not suffering anymore, but I do miss him.
Of course, I have 3 1/2 others who are going 'mom, he's gone. Now, pay attention to us!'
If you were drinking beer at Connie Mack Stadium in Philly it was Ballantine.
Note the '3 ring' scoreboard.
"Hey getch ya cold beer"
http://www.thedeadballera.com/
St...Mack_photo2.jpg
Runny. Beer. Fart. No?
blerb | 1
Rancid, in my memory.
"Do nipple tassels also go in the opposite direction?"
saw a gal who could make em do tricks - first one way then another then opposite directions.
an impressive physics lesson
Tomorrow I'll pick up his ashes. So I'll probably cry then. And have some ice cream.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins
My condolences.
Beer drinkers have more terms for shit than eskimos do for snow.
IS there a website for ball by ball coverage for redsox game?
TV in other room and listening to music instead of ballgame.
with your exotic Millers and Highlifes and so on, practically living in Yurp, you were.
interloper
.I also love Dortmunder pils.
V for Virginia, still pissed
My dad worked for them, many many years ago.
moon can the queen still dissolve Pment?
luv that german purity law &
Paulander Hefen Weizer
"Lightly tap the heel of her trailing foot. Bound to cause a trip and sprawl;"
Nerf balls are better - "when one of these bounces off the back of your head stop whatcher doin."
IS there a website for ball by ball coverage for redsox game?
You could go here:
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/
ga...ameId=271005102
I believe your baby awaits you over the Rainbow Bridge. - Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
I look forward to seeing Golden in his full fluffy magesty again, and fully prepared to chase his tail for my daughter's benefit.
"Hey getch ya cold beer"
Bond, James Bond
Boy, that takes me back.
moon can the queen still dissolve Pment?
euphronius
The PM can call for new elections, IIRC, but there are rules about how often and at what intervals, if I'm not mistaken.
Buckeye -- I didn't realize the loss was so fresh. We lost a 16 year old guy a couple of years ago. It's rough.
I know he had a great life with you and knew he was loved. What better life could a kitty have?
"IS there a website for ball by ball coverage for redsox game?"
gameday off the official website'll do it for you
Beer drinkers have more terms for shit than eskimos do for snow.
lipreader |
Ugh. Brown snow.
yeah o know the PM can. the queen seems so dumb.
Seeing as how I've apparently scared Gomez into the fucking Addams' attic, or wherever it is that he hangs out these days, I'll go read for a bit and let him have at Eschaton.
Peace out. Enjoy Kazimierz Pulaski's celebration weekend.
"Beer drinkers have more terms for shit than eskimos do for snow."
thought that was piss
I never get the memos
Good God, who is the beautiful woman on N3MBERS?
I keep drinking, but Thers ain't getting any prettier.
get in the moody with a hudy
"I keep drinking, but Thers ain't getting any prettier."
switch to alcohol
Isn't it Pilsner?
Only when I'm sober.
Good God, who is the beautiful woman on N3MBERS?
Who are all the short white guys?
I keep drinking, but Thers ain't getting any prettier.
NTodd, Free Speedy!
Check out the other end.
NTodd, there isn't enough booze in the universe to make that happen.
You might, however, be able to sweep Mary off her feet. Mlle says she doesn't mind.
"I keep drinking, but Thers ain't getting any prettier."
he don't have to be beautiful for a one-nighter. just make sure yer friends don't know..
get in the moody with a hudy
ike
With 14K!
I believe your baby awaits you over the Rainbow Bridge. - Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
I look forward to seeing Golden in his full fluffy magesty again, and fully prepared to chase his tail for my daughter's benefit.
bo, somewhat blotto | 10.05.07 - 10:32 pm | #
I hope that they'll be as they were when they were in their prime. Us, as well.
Check out the other end.
V for Virginia, still pissed
sick, but
Sorry Buckeye.
Who are all the short white guys?
You know, when you lay them down, they're all the same size.
I keep drinking, but Thers ain't getting any prettier.
NTodd, Free Speedy!
Acid might help?
I keep drinking, but Thers ain't getting any prettier.
NTodd, Free Speedy!
Acid might help?
Bond, James Bond
2 drops in each eye.
Somebody in the third base dugout was hit by a line drive. Whoops.
Alrighty, it's time for some shut eye.
Thanks for all the condolences.
2 drops in each eye.
lipreader |
It's topical!? No wonder it never worked right.
Ask your doctor if you are healthy enough for sex.
Buckeye, my condolences as well.
I lost my darling Scooter Pie last year at this time. I have a sweet new cat, but I still miss him. Each one is special and one of a kind.
'Monday night, just a month shy of being 19"
i'm sorry. he was fortunate to have known your kindness.
peace.
Chimpy
THE PRESIDENT: No, it's the hardest decision a President can make. And when I campaigned for office I never really thought about the decision to put men and women in harm's way. I never thought that that would happen.
Ask your doctor if you are healthy enough for sex.
ike
I did. She slapped me.
"Ask your doctor if you are healthy enough for sex."
how would he know? is he gonna blow me or something?
.Isn't it Pilsner?
Why, I guess that is what the label says, isnt it? I thinl you casn basically spell in any way you want, though. Czech city's called Plzen, Germans call it Pilsen.
dog, I'd kill for a doobie. Have a tendon in my hip region grating against the sciatic nerve & can't get it relaxed enuf to stretch it out. Can't walk 100 ft. without the damned thing cramping the calf, hamstring & putting the foot to sleep. It's been a month now.
And when I campaigned for office I never really thought about the decision to put men and women in harm's way. I never thought that that would happen.
No one could have anticipated ...
Hell with it.
Ask your doctor if you are healthy enough for sex.
ike | 10.05.07 - 10:39 pm | #
If I'm not, I don't want to know.
Ecumenical Chimpy
THE PRESIDENT: No, it's not. I've heard that, and it just shows [sic] to show a couple of things: One, that the radicals have done a good job of propagandizing. In other words, they've spread the word that this really isn't peaceful people versus radical people or terrorists, this is really about the America not liking Islam.
Well, first of all, I believe in an almighty God, and I believe that all the world, whether they be Muslim, Christian, or any other religion, prays to the same God. That's what I believe.
No, it's the hardest decision a President can make.
How can a decision be hard if you "had no choice" as you claim?
1Watt, Hermit | Homepage | 10.05.07 - 10:41 pm | #
Have you tried a muscle relaxant like Soma?
1Watt Herman, come sit by me and we'll drink it all away
Chimpy
Q Actually, Mr. President, we are talking about these terrorists and what's going on in the world right now. Are you also a man of war, as some try to describe, President Bush?
THE PRESIDENT: Oh, no, no, I believe the actions we have taken will make it more likely peace happens. I dream it will be -- the last thing I want to be is a President during war. Now, remember, we got attacked. And I responded, after careful deliberation, in an attempt to make sure that -- with a strategy of protecting ourselves. We can't allow these people that attacked us to have safe haven. We must not give them an opportunity to strike us again. And therefore it's important to keep the pressure on.
If I'm not, I don't want to know.
Brooklyn Girl
Experiment. You'll die happy at least.
It's been a month now.
1Watt, Hermit
Yeow, that hurt just reading it.
No, it's the hardest decision a President can make.
How can a decision be hard if you "had no choice" as you claim?
Bond, James Bond |
He also says "The Iraq War is a necessary war."
Doesn't say why.
Chimpy
See, I believe there is a universal God. I believe the God that the Muslim prays to is the same God that I pray to. After all, we all came from Abraham. I believe in that universality. And I believe a gift of that Almighty to every man, woman and child is freedom. I really do. And I think people, if given a chance, will seize freedom. And it's liberty and free societies -- not -- they don't have to look like America -- an Iraqi democracy is going to be Iraqi, it's going to reflect Iraqi traditions and Iraqi history.
THE PRESIDENT: No, it's the hardest decision a President can make. And when I campaigned for office I never really thought I never thought
fyt
Have a tendon in my hip region grating against the sciatic nerve & can't get it relaxed enuf to stretch it out. 1Watt, Hermit
try lightly stretching in front or along side of a preheated very hot oven ...
.I believe that all the world, whether they be Muslim, Christian, or any other religion, prays to the same God. That's what I believe.
P O'Neill
Hin-dews? I had me wunna those once. I dint like it as much as a cantelope.
1Watt -- sorry you're hurting.
And when I campaigned for office I never really thought about the decision to put men and women in harm's way. I never thought that that would happen.
Interesting, then, that he told a biographer (before anyone thought enough people were crazy enough to actually VOTE for the fuckwit) all about how important it was to be a war president . . .
We can't allow these people that attacked us to have safe haven. We must not give them an opportunity to strike us again.
How does the Iraq War prevent someone from hijacking a plane in the US?
I keep forgeting the answer.
And when I campaigned for office I never really thought about the decision to put men and women in harm's way.
That Commander in Chief thing - you mean it's not hypothetical?
He also says "The Iraq War is a necessary war."
Doesn't say why.
Jim
Because the overwhelming majority of his campaign funds came from energy companies waiting to reap the profits of unending war. That's why. Dammit.
... oh yeah, and watch your genitals
Chimpy
Q I know you refused this. You want the unity of Iraq. But what if this Iraqi -- what if, in the next administration, another President comes to the office and believes in the partition of Iraq? What's going to happen then?
THE PRESIDENT: I don't think it will happen. I don't think it's going to happen.
Q How do you guarantee?
Have you tried a muscle relaxant like Soma?
Brooklyn Girl
PMS pills.
... oh yeah, and watch your genitals
focus
Well, okay... have they worked out a little musical number or something?
... oh yeah, and watch your genitals
focus, yet unswept
Let's pair off and watch each other's.
Yeah, yeah... no flirting. I know.
Chimpy
THE PRESIDENT: Well, first of all, no. I strongly believe in the freedom movement. It's ingrained in my soul. It comes from my belief that freedom is universal. And I believe freedom is ingrained in everybody's soul and if just given a chance, they'll reach for it.
....
And so security is really a step, an important step, in the freedom movement. You can't make the decisions if you're worried about getting blown up. And what the enemy wants to do, the enemy of a free Iraq, they want to create enough chaos and confusion inside Iraq that causes people to doubt. And they want, by the way, to kill enough innocent people that causes the American people to lose their patience and determination to help freedom movements.
Not every freedom movement requires military action. But freedom movement does require U.S. commitment to helping reformers and just the average citizen realize the blessings of a free society.
And so the freedom movement is the front and center of our foreign policy, because I understand that the peace that we want -- listen, we all want peace, except for those who are trying --
How does the Iraq War prevent someone from hijacking a plane in the US?
I keep forgeting the answer.
Bond, James Bond
Oh, so you want America to LOSE? Why do you hate children/the troops/freedom?
it's going to reflect Iraqi traditions and Iraqi history.
I'll bet if they ever get things like TVs and reliable electricty in Baghdad,
the most popular show will be reruns of Baywatch!
Nuts, forced to abort the video snarkage due to catastrophic prop failure.
Will be delayed until tomorrow night.
Well, okay... have they worked out a little musical number or something?
Jim
very funny, i am sorry about your "little" characterization though ... unless your nick is short for Jiminina
Eye-Ran
Q This issue, before I move to Iraq, which also, a lot of Iraqis are waiting for this -- is there -- there are some leaking to the press, and particularly the Arabic press, is it true that you have issued orders, Mr. President, to your senior generals in the American military to prepare for a major and precise strike [on iran] that could happen during the end of January or February?
THE PRESIDENT: I would call that empty propaganda. Evidently there's a lot of gossip in parts of the country -- world that try to scare people about me, personally, or my country, or what we stand for. And that kind of gossip is just what it is -- it's gossip, it's baseless gossip.
We all came from Abraham? Jesus shit.
Chimpy
See, I believe murderers murder,
I believe the God that the Muslim prays to is the same God that I pray to.
He just likes me more!
Nuts, forced to abort the video snarkage due to catastrophic prop failure.
Will be delayed until tomorrow night.
Thers
CRAP! Stop chewing on the scenery!
And so security is really a step, an important step, in the freedom movement. You can't make the decisions if you're worried about getting blown up.
commander bunnypants said this?
I believe Bush's Nazi.
Bushes Nazi. Yeh, that's better.
The man is a virtuoso... he really, really is.
some say brown skinned folk can't rule.
And so security is really a step, an important step, in the freedom movement. You can't make the decisions if you're worried about getting blown up.
Fifty bucks says he said "blowed up" in the interview.
You can't make the decisions if you're worried about getting blown up.
If you're worried about 'getting blown up' here's a decision Chimpy, RUN!
Gawd, I look forward to the day when we don't have this fucking moron speaking for us on the world stage.
Fifty bucks says he said "blowed up" in the interview.
Jim |
More likely, "blowed up good".
Muslim, Christian, or any other religion, prays to the same God. That's what I believe.
P O'Neill
So when God was telling Chicken Ceaser to attack Iraq what were the Muslims and "other religions" hearing?
Have a tendon in my hip region grating against the sciatic nerve & can't get it relaxed enuf to stretch it out. 1Watt, Hermit
Cyclobenzaprine is your friend.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me...fool me twice. Won't get fooled again.
You can't make the decisions if you're worried about getting blown
Clinton wasn't one bit worried about it.
Gawd, I look forward to the day when we don't have this fucking moron speaking for us on the world stage.
blerb
Oh sure, next you'll be saying you look forward to gasoline being under $2/gallon!
Traitor.
P O'Neill is in the plot with Holden to make me jump off a bridge.
I knew it.
Nuts, forced to abort the video snarkage due to catastrophic prop failure.
Will be delayed until tomorrow night.
Thers
What'd Ntoddler do?
I believe the human and the fish can co-exist. It's just humans and them brown-skin people that I have my doubts about.
Well, I gotta get up way early to go make an endcap out of a pallet of wine.
ciao, batz
Sorry, I just have to.
Bush - "Fool me once..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e...h?
v=eKgPY1adc0A
'night, Steve
Nuts, forced to abort the video snarkage due to catastrophic prop failure.
I told you the chariot race seqeunce was too ambitious. But does anyone listen to the professional? Nooooo!
Hmmmm. With my iTunes on shuffle one seems to have an unexpected amount of Beatles. Who'd'a thunk it?
Nuts, forced to abort the video snarkage due to catastrophic prop failure.
You guys were in a plane? Engine failure's a bitch.
Sorry, I just have to.
Bush - "Fool me once..."
Heh-heh. Damn, I'm good! I really know how to work a crowd, don't I?
Sox - 3
Angels - 3
5th
Hmmmm. With my iTunes on shuffle one seems to have an unexpected amount of Beatles. Who'd'a thunk it?
V for Virginia, still pissed
I'm sure it's all in my head, but iTunes seems to get into a certain mood sometimes.
Note that George Bushlet has almost uniformly been uncapable of obeying flag protocol in public:
When wearing a military uniform, you are oblidged to have any US flag on your left arm, or the left hand side of your uniform, fly to the rear.
On your left arm, the stars are to the front. Duh.
Not rocket science. But then I doubt that our President can spell the word "rocket.."
I'm sure it's all in my head, but iTunes seems to get into a certain mood sometimes.
lipreader
I think it's actually because I have a cuckoo amount of Beatles on here
Too many good docs are going out of business. Too many OBGYNs can't practice their...their love on their patients.
Not rocket science. But then I doubt that our President can spell the word "rocket.."
David Lloyd-Jones
Don't you mean Prime Minister?
The iTunes shuffle function is not random. There is no fucking way.
Remember how charming Diane Wiest was in the 80s and 90s? She was good in September.
I'm sure it's all in my head, but iTunes seems to get into a certain mood sometimes.
lipreader
It's not in your head - they have some algorithm that tracks the songs you play when it's not in shuffle. It's annoying as shit.
Damn thing plays Jane's Addiction;s "Pigs in Zen" every time I hit shuffle.
It's not in your head - they have some algorithm that tracks the songs you play when it's not in shuffle. It's annoying as shit.
Damn thing plays Jane's Addiction;s "Pigs in Zen" every time I hit shuffle.
dan mcenroe
I hope it learns that I don't want to hear show tunes at 11 on a Friday night when Moon has been drinking.
"I hope it learns that I don't want to hear show tunes at 11 on a Friday night when Moon has been drinking."
I'm sure i"m the last person to know, but there's sheets.
[sobs]
Karina Lombard, who played the owner of the blind restaurant on CSI last night, also had a bit part as 'Warhol Actress' in The Doors in nineteen-ninety-fucking-one!
http://www.tv.com/karina-lombard...96/
summary.html
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Morning, all.
Bob Herbert's column at the Times is nothing new for any of us here, but it is nice to see it repeated in a major newspaper. The title is "Send In the Clowns", referring to the Bush junta,
but as Sondheim wrote, don't bother, they're already here.
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