HULK SMASHED
libersla kill babyws
can I rock?
hello dudes
FYI, everyone ignore pud. He's REALLY high tonight.
Trying to kill the pain of having such a tiny and useless penis, no doubt.
libersla kill babyws
pud | 05.11.08 - 11:58 pm | #
colesla kill cabbages
I object. I haven't killed a babyw all week.
colesla kill cabbages
Brooklyn Girl, flittermouse
pud has morphed into Merkin Patriot.
Chris, I always ignore pud. Killfile's my best friend.
Hope your weekend was good!
colesla kill cabbages
babyws
What are they and why would we hurt them?
What are they and why would we hurt them?
Babyws are like those Hitler clones in "The Boys From Brazil."
After a fashion, Sally. Spent the better part of Sunday rerouting cables and cleaning all the dust and whatnot out of the computer.
Yes, it's ALL go, here at Slovenly Tucker Hovel.
Harry, no way in hell can pud rise to the level of Merkin Patriot.
Merkin's our poet laureate. pud's just a troll in mom's basement.
White phosphorus kills babies. Malaria kills babies. Dehydration consequent to diarrhoea kills babies. Using air power in crowded cities kills babies. Starvation kills babies.
FIF
/olex
babyws are apparently the larval stage of liberslas
pud has morphed into Merkin Patriot.
Harry Doghiney (D-TX) | 05.12.08 - 12:05 am | #
Except he's not doing it deliberately ...
Well, it's official: the first "Star Wars" looks dated.
I know a babyw I wish someone had shipped off to the sun.
Tlaz: it'd be my pleasure to sit by you under any circumstances, but it'd be especially sweet to do as we watched these medieval guttersnipes sulk off the stage.
On the first day of a Democratic administration, wouldn't it be great if, within an hour of taking the oath of office, the gag rule were rescinded?
Okay, batses, I can haz multiple conference calls tomorrow a.m.
Peace, love, and pleasant dreams.
Chris, once finals are graded next week, I have to do some work on the slovenly hovel that Chez H can rapidly degrade into.
I, for one, will ignore someone unmentionable.
libersla kill babyws
Republicanism kills brain cells.
Sallyh -- Really glad to hear of Mlle's progress. Every little bit matters.
Mlle's progress? Sounds good.
I will read below, no need to rehash it, sallyh.
Virginia, it's a process, and a long, slow one.
We have a conjoint session tomorrow after I give a final tomorrow.
Babyws are like those Hitler clones in "The Boys From Brazil."
Harry Doghiney (D-TX) | 05.12.08 - 12:07 am | #
Oh..... but if we raised them and not Gregory Peck, they could learn the way of the Liberal and become loving,caring assest to society...... not war mongers who torture little animals.
Currently listening to a radio episode of Dragnet via streaming MP3 on 1710 Antioch.
Old Time Radio airchecks. Great stuff.
What are they and why would we hurt them?
pigboy
...it's code. babyws is baby wasp stingers; all of them must die before they come for us and leave only libercolesla...
All that will be left is some strange ugly version of kimche...
Going out to contribute to the ambient smoke -- back in a bit.
Slovenly Hovel, another one of those premier properties like Chateau Faux and Chalet Declasse.
Kimche isn't as ugly as chow chow; now that is one ugly babyw condiment!
All that will be left is some strange ugly version of kimche...
Jack K., the Grumpy Forester | Homepage | 05.12.08 - 12:11 am | #
or even sushi..........
if, within an hour of taking the oath of office, the gag rule were rescinded?
From your keyboard to the next administration's policy....
And yes, I do wish all of these anti-science creeps who want to drag us all back to the 14th Century would also volunteer to forgo all the benefits of the 21st...like antibiotics, for example. And surely they won't mind having their next surgery in the middle of an open field, sans anesthesia, with a surgeon who hasn't bathed, much less washed his hands or donned gloves. Because the germ theory of disease is just a theory, like evolution, right?
from downstairs,
Not so long ago: 1963 or so.
1965. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Gri..._v._Connecticut
It's the first case where a right of privacy was held to be presumptive as a reserved right. It underlies Roe, and it's been under attack by Bork and his sock puppets Scalia and Thomas for years. Like I said, and as you say Prof. W. it would be interesting to hear McCaint lie about it. He will set back women's reproductive rights 50 years, if elected. That is a plain fact
All that will be left is some strange ugly version of kimche
There's a kind of kimche that isn't ugly and strange, like a kind of mutant cold slaw or sour kraut?
That's it..... I am going to bed and thank you Pud, without you I would never have know about the dreaded babyws
There's a kind of kimche that isn't ugly and strange, like a kind of mutant cold slaw or sour kraut?
Doug
probably, but it hadn't been buried for a month.
se theAnd yes, I do wish all of these anti-science creeps who want to drag us
all back to the 14th Century would also volunteer to forgo all the
benefits of the 21st...like antibiotics, for example. And surely they
won't mind having their next surgery in the middle of an open field,
sans anesthesia, with a surgeon who hasn't bathed, much less washed his
hands or donned gloves. Becau germ theory of disease is just a
theory, like evolution, right?
I've told those who oppose stem cell research, you're free to refuse treatment.
I doubt they would.
Well, it's official: the first "Star Wars" looks dated.
Brooklyn Girl, flittermouse | 05.12.08 - 12:08 am | #
Not as bad as "Logan's Run"
Because the germ theory of disease is just a theory, like evolution, right?
Like Quantum Mechanics. Try even conceiving modern communications without that "theory".
He will set back women's reproductive rights 50 years, if elected. That is a plain fact
sidhra صي ذ& | 05.12.08 - 12:13 am | #
He will certainly attempt to, and any woman who votes for him should have her head examined.
But there are some states that won't go backwards.
What worries me more than that, though, is the hospitals that are being taken over by right-to-life groups like the Catholic church.
I hate outside! I hate it!
Lenny Dykstra is an entrepreneur.
Brooklyn Girl, that is a real concern. Catholic Healthcare West owns most of the hospitals in the SFV. A women in need of Plan B would have to go to a county faciity.
annie,
Calm down, you don't need outside anymore, they have phones and computers to do that for you. But then again, sometimes I do need to go out during the full moon and howl...
"What worries me more than that, though, is the hospitals that are being
taken over by right-to-life groups like the Catholic church."
So take a bus to the next hospital.
Sheesh!
I hate outside! I hate it!
annie | 05.12.08 - 12:18 am | #
Well, that's what happens when you spend all your time in the basement.
Like Quantum Mechanics. Try even conceiving modern communications without that "theory".
Semi-conductors make no sense without a concept of Quantum Mechanics. This should scare you. Quantum Mechanics also have odd things to say about causality.
It's the first case where a right of privacy was held to be presumptive as a reserved right. It underlies Roe, and it's been under attack by Bork and his sock puppets Scalia and Thomas for years. Like I said, and as you say Prof. W. it would be interesting to hear McCaint lie about it. He will set back women's reproductive rights 50 years, if elected. That is a plain fact
sidhra صي ذ& | 05.12.08 - 12:13 am | #
T
here is no rght to privac y in the consitutio and every lawer know it.
So take a bus to the next hospital.
Sheesh!
Chris Tucker | Homepage | 05.12.08 - 12:19 am | #
Now, why didn't I think of that!
via eli:
America’s Best Friends
Since 2001, the U.S. military has cremated the remains of approximately 200 service members at Friends Forever Pet Cremation Service, a Delaware facility that primarily cremates pets.
Now, why didn't I think of that!
Joe Lieberman did already did it for you 
Used to be, the rich folks would have a dilation and curettage (D&C, 'scraping') for 'dysmenorrhoea' when the period was a bit overdue. Wasn't like they actually got abortions, which, heaven forbid, were illegal.
And they've taken law back to 1214, before the goddamned Magna Carta, by compromising habeas corpus, perhaps the most fundamental right in the entire history of Anglo-American jurisprudence. Why not science as well?
"Now, why didn't I think of that!"
Don't worry your pretty little head about that sort of thing.
Just let Joe Lieberman do all that hard thinking for you!
Amendment IX
The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.
Amendment X
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people.
Sorry for the blogwhore, but there's an oldie of mine at the homepage that totally cracks me up. If you like Kiss or Raymond Chandler, I'd check it out....
Calm down, you don't need outside anymore, they have phones and computers to do that for you.
...actually, sometimes you need to go outside. It's not that bad, except for the occasional scream of the large fur-bearing carnivore that's stalking you...
But you can get used to that...
.
Maybe I'll watch this instead.
Chris, you owe me a fizzy beverage 
Sally gets a Coke. Splash of Rum, perhaps?
I hate outside! I hate it!
annie
This explains much.
Chris, I'll take it virgin, thanks--7 weeks tomorrow
here is no rght to privac y in the consitutio and every lawer know it.
Gordon,
your friends are over in Iraq, why the fuck aren't you?
are you a coward, do you have a physical deformity, or is it the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy that's keeping you out?
I'm betting on piss-yelloow fucking coward.
Those cremated at the pet cremation company were not K-9 corp but humans.
every lawer
...GWB is hanging out here now? Who knew??!!?
Jack K., the Grumpy Forester | Homepage | 05.12.08 - 12:23 am
-------------------------------------
Heck I AM that large fur-bearing carnivore you speak of.
Bugger me! That's right.
Apologies, Sally!
"colesla kill cabbages"
T
here is no rght to privac y in the consitutio and every lawer know it.
Umm, not exactly true, legal eagle. Read the 9th Amendment. It's about rights not specified in the Constitution.
[Geez, it's really pointless, isn't it?]
Chris, no worries!
FUCK You liberels. I'm goingtg to sle-=ep.
montag: yes, I think it is. Too bad.
Umm, not exactly true, legal eagle. Read the 9th Amendment. It's about rights not specified in the Constitution.
As quoted above, along with the tenth, by the thirsty sidhra.
Love the Kiss piece, Simels!
Umm, not exactly true, legal eagle.
Gordon's sales job kept him out of those constitutional law classes Barack Obama was teaching.
FUCK You liberels. I'm goingtg to sle-=ep.
nighty nite, Gordo the Less Than Magnificent.
fucking coward.
Ali, how do you feel about piece kissing?
Sometime this week, I'm getting OS X 10.5. I'll be joining all the kool kids with the latest & greatest OS not named Vista.
It's the first case where a right of privacy was held to be presumptive as a reserved right.
"The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated" I think, speaks pretty damned clearly to a Constitutional birthright of privacy.
how is babby formed?
how girl get pragent
They need to do way instain mother>
Chris
Vista - Windows ME? or Chevy Vega?
Gordon's sales job kept him out of those constitutional law classes Barack Obama was teaching.
Don't they teach Civics or American History or some course like that in high schools any more?
Obama's candidacy invites racism since, contrary to what his marketing team in the party and Big Media say, there is no other plausible rationale for his candidacy but race.
With such a thin political resume, it's no wonder that real Americans find his candidacy to be a triumph of arrogance and liberal elitism.
It's gonna be a dirty fucking fight. You morans shouldn't have bullied HRC out of the nomination just because of her early support for the War for Iraq.
MP: yup, Fifth Amendment, and the Fourteenth Amendment has long been construed as extending that to the states.
Don't they teach Civics or American History or some course like that in high schools any more?
I'm sure they do, in some places. In those that do, it seems, from the evidence, that they're a great place to catch a few zzzs.
Heck I AM that large fur-bearing carnivore you speak of.
[pins a picture of Poly_Tics on the "Be On The Lookout" section of the Borg's bulletin board]
No, we teach to some meaningless test designed to ensure the continued ignorance of the American population to the continued enslavement to the betterment of the fucking masters of our fucking world.
Good night,
The air was just beginning to lose that musty odor when TP shows up and leaves a stench of his own...
It's gonna be a dirty fucking fight. You morans shouldn't have bullied HRC out of the nomination just because of her early support for the War for Iraq.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 05.12.08 - 12:33 am | #
That's not why he's in and she's out, buddy ... or haven't you been paying attention?
Getting some risers for the Mac as well. They'll help keep the dust and other junk out of the main air intake. You should have seen the mat of dust and hair that had collected.
Yow!
(I have not participated this evening because saying fuck you to everything is not actually a fun way to participate. Here's hoping for a better tomorrow, eh?)
Peace.
Obama's candidacy invites racism
which is why Tony Zirkle supporters like the Austin Nazi are so excited about the chance to signb up even more people for the American National Socialists White Peoples Party.
good luck with that, Tubby.
Obama's candidacy invites racism since, contrary to what his marketing team in the party and Big Media say, there is no other plausible rationale for his candidacy but race.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 05.12.08 - 12:33 am
-----------------------------------
It's curious that the color of someone's skin would even be considered as a reason to do (or not do) anything. Perhaps you should consider being specific about issues that concern you BESIDES skin color...
test.
If you like Kiss or Raymond Chandler, I'd check it out....
steve hussein simels | Homepage | 05.12.08 - 12:23 am | #
Well, I like one of them ... but the piece is hilarious! And you absolutely nailed the style.
There's a lot of moderate Democratic sentiment ---especially among women of a certain age and color--- that is being irreversibly damaged by Obama's treatment of Mrs. Clinton.
DWD, thanks for the education on education....
Love the Kiss piece, Simels!
Ali, astral | Homepage | 05.12.08 - 12:29 am | #
I thank you.
I here to shit on the floor. That damn chick shot me down and it's all your fault, folks.
Thou shalt not interact with trolls.
It's curious that the color of someone's skin would even be considered as a reason to do (or not do) anything.
Polly, what do you think was the guiding factor in Obama's choice of church in Chicago?
Perhaps you should consider being specific about issues that concern you BESIDES skin color...
neither dog burning nor dog fucking poll well, so Tubby's gonna go with fear, hate, xenophobia, racism, and resentment.
That's lame, Echidne. Calling me a troll is like calling a black person the N word.
With such a thin political resume, it's no wonder that real Americans find his candidacy to be a triumph of arrogance and liberal elitism.
Man...The Colbert Report on a Sunday. Hilarious..do it some more!
Fourth Amendment:
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
Fifth Amendment, in part:
No person shall be...deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law
Fourteenth Amendment in part:
No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.
Note, by the way, that the Fourteenth Amendmend refers to both 'citizens' and 'persons'. You need not be a citizen to demand due process and equal protection as your rights.
Umm, not exactly true, legal eagle. Read the 9th Amendment. It's about rights not specified in the Constitution.
tell that to Fat Tony.
got my old thumbsnap back.
Does anybody have the faintest notion wtf Toby is talking about? Because he seems to be referring to things that he appears to have pulled out of his ass. Certainly he isn't watching the same race I am.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 05.12.08 - 12:38 am
--------------------------------------
Your sentiments do not warrant a response. Please flee...
There's a lot of moderate Democratic sentiment ---especially among women of a certain age and color--- that is being irreversibly damaged by Obama's treatment of Mrs. Clinton.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 05.12.08 - 12:37 am | #
Horseshit. Unless you can be specific about Obama's "treatment", you should shut the fuck up about moderate Democratic women, since you know nothing about them.
Echidne, what trolls? I find only a certain odor that reminds me of the big hog farm lagoons...
Well, Windows ME will likely run on most any X86.
Unlike XP & SP3. Sort of like installing a rear bumper on your Pinto made out of wooden kitchen matches.
That's lame, Echidne. Calling me a troll is like calling a black person the N word.
Wait - this is funnier than Colbert. How do he do it?
...thou shall not interact with n-word dog-burning troolz...
"Sort of like installing a rear bumper on your Pinto made out of wooden kitchen matches."
Stealing that one too.
since you know nothing about them.
his ignorance of moderate Democratic women, radical Democratic women, Republican women of all factions, and 100% of Independent female voters, is what makes Tubby Tubby.
he does know a lot about dogs, however
I am not fat. I am just small for my ass.
No party made more explicit or electorally rewarding use of racism than the Republican Party, with its 'Southern strategy' under Nixon.
Unless you can be specific about Obama's "treatment", you should shut the fuck up about moderate Democratic women, since you know nothing about them.
He and his campaign are doing everything they can to force her out of a race that isn't even over yet.
Why can't they let everybody have their say? Does that not comport with the narrative of the Southside Messiah?
You people are embarrassing.
Does anybody have the faintest notion wtf Toby is talking about? Because he seems to be referring to things that he appears to have pulled out of his ass. Certainly he isn't watching the same race I am.
Tlazolteotl |
No. that's why we have greasemonkey.
"The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated" I think, speaks pretty damned clearly to a Constitutional birthright of privacy.
MP | 05.12.08 - 12:32 am |
Oh I agree, and so did Douglass in Griswold. Moreover, Goldberg proposed it as an unenumerated right held by the people, and protected against encroachment by the state. This was done in Griswold in 1965 for the first time in a Supreme Court decision that gave married couples only unfettered access to birth control. This was later extended in Eisenstadt in 19fucking72 to the broader population on 14th amendment grounds. It was only in 1972 that unmarried women could have unfettered access to birth control in the God Damned USA.
Pleeeeease do not feed the trolls. Real Toby and fake Toby included. (somebody's namestealing him at the moment)
I am not fat. I am just small for my ass.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 05.12.08 - 12:42 am | #
Since 2001, the U.S. military has cremated the remains of approximately 200 service members at Friends Forever Pet Cremation Service, a Delaware facility that primarily cremates pets.
No, they didn't. That facility has three separate crematoriums - two for human bodies, and one smaller one for animals. The separate smaller facility had its own sign designating it as a pet crematorium. An officer fixated on that as an insult and went off with a wild hair up his ass.
Pleeeeease do not feed the trolls. Real Toby and fake Toby included. (somebody's namestealing him at the moment)
Ali, astral | Homepage | 05.12.08 - 12:43 am | #
Yeah, and being very funny, too!
sidhra:
************************************
* *
* *
* Good for one beverage of choice *
* *
* *
************************************
for getting the constitutional discussion ball rolling.
well that formatting went all to shit.
"a wild hair up his ass" is a wonderful phrase.
And thanks for the info, dee.
let's not forget, Tubby has written in favor of the forced sterilization of brown women, as well as had kind words for eugenics, so anything he writes about Hillary should be seen in light of his own misogyny and racism.
A Date Cake (yummy, especially after a few days)
1.5 dl water
300 grams stoned dates
200 grams butter
2 eggs
2-3 dl sugar (depending on how sweet you want it)
0.5 dl cream or milk
c. 4.5 dl white flour
1 tsp soda
1 tsp baking powder
1-2 tsps vanilla sugar or equivalent amount of vanilla extract
Continued
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 05.12.08 - 12:42 am
Don't you have a dachshund to barbecue?
Picked up some new kicks today. Black New Balance. Dat shit is pimp! Actually, I have fairly wide feet and NB is the only sneaker company that caters to such a deformity.
My apologies.
The Toby with the website is so clueless, it's amusing in that batshit-crazy kinda way of the wingers.
And the tone, so earnest, so "concerned" - priceless.
true, brooklyn girl. The ass comment was golden.
Don't you have a dachshund to barbecue?
Hot dog!
I cannot find my Congressional Pocket Constitution!
I'm going to have to bug Rep. Capuano for a new one.
troll debate:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x...h?
v=xx7lBVd5Ufo
When a full fifth of every Clinton supporter says they'll vote for McCain if this upstart know-nothing gets the nod, I think y'all are in serious trouble.
so anything he writes about Hillary should be seen in light of his own misogyny and racism.
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari | 05.12.08 - 12:44 am | #
Absolutely. One of the more disingenuous dickheads who is obsessed with us.
the forced sterilization of brown women
That's a lie, cocksucker.
There's a lot of moderate Democratic sentiment ---especially among women of a certain age and color--- that is being irreversibly damaged by Obama's treatment of Mrs. Clinton.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 05.12.08 - 12:37 am | #
You really think you know any moderate Democratic women? Of any age or color
Socially?
Actually, I think it must be terrifying for him, to have such a tenuous grip on reality.
Just sayin'.
tenuous = nonexistent
Absolutely. One of the more disingenuous dickheads who is obsessed with us.
Tubby doesn't understand why we don't embrace a racist Texas Republican who burns dogs for pleasure.
a real fucking mystery, right, but his extreme masochistic streak is what makes him ugly, and stupid, and the reason nobody loves him.
except for the Tony Zirkle campaign, which loves his contributions.
Did any one listen to this American Life this weekend. It is about the people who put together this financial vehicles to sell mortgages.
Listening to it is making me sick. Partly because of the greedy amoral rich people who made it all possible. You just KNOW they are all republicans.
http://www.thislife.org/Radio_Ep...spx?
episode=355
This one guy was making 100,000 a month selling these crappy loans. He talks about spending it on 1000 dollar bottles of Champaign and hanging out with b-list celebrities.
These are the people the Fed were so quick to bail out. They story starts with some guy crying because he had to take his kids college fund money to pay off the loan when it reset.
And of course they always get away with it. It's just "the market"
The "data" on the computers looked good. Math geniuses designed the software that said the loans were good! (at least that is what they say in the story.)
Begala said it best. You idiots can't win with blacks and eggheads only. You have to appeal to moderate whites.
McCain's going to humiliate BHO.
daaaaammmm
fatty doggo still here?
sad
here's what Im watching
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=0...feature=related
Chris, you will love Leopard. I really didn't like my Mac at work until we got it. It is wicked smart. I think my next home compy's gonna be an iMac.
Hot dog!
Absolutely useless trivia: Robert Oppenheimer called his ranch in NM the Spanish equivalent, Perro Caliente.
When a full fifth of every Clinton supporter says they'll vote for McCain if this upstart know-nothing gets the nod, I think y'all are in serious trouble.
Okay, I'm confused by this full fifth thing ... is he talking about Scotch or bourbon?
Recipe continues:
Melt the butter. Beat the eggs a little. Put the dates and the water into a small saucepan, bring to boil and let cool. Heat the oven to 175 centigrade.
Add the melted butter to the date jam, add the eggs one by one. If you beat hard at this point the cake will be fluffier. Add the milk or cream, the sugar and then the flour which has first been mixed with the soda, baking powder and the vanilla sugar. (If you use vanilla extract, add it with the milk or cream.
Mix the batter but as little as possible. Pour into a prepared (buttered and breadcrumbed) cake form (one which makes a circle cake with a hole in the middle). Bake from 45 minutes to an hour at the lower level in the oven.
Better after storing a few days.
There's clearly something sick and ugly in your hearts to so easily resort to talk of burning animals to death.
You don't see that, but you'll see defeat. Again.
Gravatartroll debate:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x...h? v=xx7lBVd5Ufo
1Watt, Lysenkoism,
Yep. They even sound scared.