I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

Gravatarouch


Gravatardonkey to everyone!


GravatarOh well, people have too much


GravatarOh well, people have too much
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore


Yeah, like homes.


GravatarU.S. soldier killed by George W. Bush's stupidity.
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GravatarSomeone's (a) into their coffee and (b) doesn't like supertrains.


GravatarSomeone's (a) into their coffee and (b) doesn't like supertrains.


I missed that thread completely.


GravatarWhen I was in Switzerland, where luxury goods production is a big deal, a number of people speculated that such items were somehow recession-proof.

One man's luxury is another man's bread and butter.


Gravatarthis is what we get for having an economy based on xmas presents.


GravatarWashington DC is making it harder for infrequent users to ride buses -- just in time for Inauguration

http://www.wmata.com/bus/transfers.cfm


Gravatarthis is what we get for having an economy based on xmas presents.
dirk gently, sociopathetic


In more ways than one.


GravatarCommercial real estate is quite fucked in my little neck of the woods. They have built like crazy the last two years, haven't half filled the capacity even before things got ugly.


Gravatarthis is what we get for having an economy based on xmas presents.

And bubbles.


GravatarU.S. soldier killed by George W. Bush's stupidity.
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QuentinCompson, Negatory


One of thousands.

All because Bush needs to prove his dick is bigger than his daddy's.


GravatarWhen enough working people and so forth run out of money it scares the rich out of spending money...


GravatarI was at the outlets in Tannersville yesterday.
The Coach store had a 45 minute waiting line for the cashiers.
The other stores were kinda empty.
The parking lot was full. Didn't have enough time to look around much though.


GravatarCommercial real estate is quite fucked in my little neck of the woods. They have built like crazy the last two years, haven't half filled the capacity even before things got ugly.
trifecta


There's a million square foot (a million square feet!) commercial development going up in a suburb just west of Minneapolis right now. I can't imagine who they think is going to occupy it.

Perhaps the homeless.


GravatarTimely post, especially since Ruth has just considered the proposition that Capitalism hasn't failed, we failed capitalism.

That ought to soften your Wheaties.


Gravatarthis is what we get for having an economy based on xmas presents.

Seriously. Also based on planned obsolescence, wasting resources, and destroying the Earth. It was never sustainable.


GravatarAll because Bush needs to prove his dick is bigger than his daddy's.

Fucker thinks he's the Johnny Wadd of Presidents.


GravatarAll because Bush needs to prove his dick is bigger than his daddy's.
Terry C - Post-Christmas Blues


Heh. The Challenge of the Shower.


GravatarWhen enough working people and so forth run out of money it scares the rich out of spending money...
nick carraway


Really? I see no evidence of this.


GravatarWatching a show on Tru TV.

These two losers killed a gay couple in their own home, vandalized a family planning clinic and burnt down a synagogue.

Fundie/white militia types.

Two brothers - one looked just like a younger version of DUMBya. Killed himself in prison before his trial.


GravatarLew Lapham eviscerates Tom Friedman, in the latest Harpers. It's worth reading.


Gravatari would like to see a sex based economy. although the idea of a walmart is a little scary.


GravatarWhen enough working people and so forth run out of money it scares the rich out of spending money...


I doubt that.


Gravatari would like to see a sex based economy. although the idea of a walmart is a little scary.

"We have French dildos at everyday low prices!"


Gravatar"We have French dildos at everyday low prices!"
Supreme Commander Thor | 12.27.08 - 12:11 pm | #


i was thinking more of the greeters.


GravatarI don't know that it *is* happening... but it will, if things get bad enough. People think things are lousy now, what if fuel prices had stayed up?


Gravatarthis is what we get for having an economy based on xmas presents.
dirk

Seriously. Also based on planned obsolescence, wasting resources, and destroying the Earth. It was never sustainable.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator


it's been a while since i watched this, it's a fine little cartoon.


GravatarFucker thinks he's the Johnny Wadd of Presidents.


heh. He lives in a fairy tale land. Emotionally, he appears to be about 10 years old.

On his recent visit to Walter Reed, "In addition to being the Commander in Chief, I'm also the Comforter in Chief."

That type of asinine statement makes me want to stick needles in my eyes.


Gravatari was thinking more of the greeters.
dirk gently, sociopathetic


Grandma in a merry widow?


GravatarSupertrain to closed stores!!


GravatarThe fact that my energy company raised my rates 10% this month, the cable company is raising the rates next month, and auto and home insurance is going up, and the water bill is going up 16% might have something to do with me not spending money too.


GravatarThat type of asinine statement makes me want to stick needles in my eyes.
billy b


I'd rather ram them under HIS fingernails.

And then waterboard him.


GravatarGrandma is a merry widow?
Supreme Commander Thor | 12.27.08 - 12:12 pm | #


frightened your tingler


GravatarOoooh, this is some badass Bolognese sauce, if I say so myself... From the North End Italian Cookbook, natch...


GravatarI don't know that it *is* happening... but it will, if things get bad enough. People think things are lousy now, what if fuel prices had stayed up?
nick carraway


I don't know about anything else, but I know that the fine art market, which is exclusively the province of the rich, went on merrily all through the Depression.

The first one.


GravatarThat type of asinine statement makes me want to stick needles in my eyes.
billy b


I'd rather stick needles in his eyes


GravatarMusical House seats:

Arizona +1 or +2
California 0 or -1
Florida +1 or +2
Georgia +1
Illinois 0 or -1
Iowa -1
Louisiana -1
Massachusetts -1
Michigan -1
Minnesota 0 or -1
Missouri 0 or -1
Nevada +1
New Jersey -1
New York -1 or -2
North Carolina 0 or +1
Ohio -2
Oregon 0 or +1
Pennsylvania -1 or -2
South Carolina 0 or +1
Texas +3 or +4
Utah +1
Washington 0 or +1

http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/2...- migration.html


GravatarBAGHDAD -- A bomb tore through a busy square in Baghdad at midday Saturday, killing at least 22 people and wounding 54, the Iraqi army said, demonstrating the precariousness of the relative calm that Iraq has been enjoying for months.

THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT!

Atrios, who isn't really trying, comes up with one of these stories every day or so.

"Relative calm" my ass.


GravatarAfter exchanging words, Vanore said Cialella allegedly got out of his seat to confront the family when the father got up to protect them. That's when the victim was shot once in the left arm, sending others in the theatre running to safety.

Cialella then sat down to watch the movie. Police arrived a short time later and arrested Cialella and confiscated his weapon, Vanore said.

Brotherly Love!


GravatarAll because Bush needs to prove his dick is bigger than his daddy's.

EPIC FAIL


Gravatardemonstrating the precariousness of the relative calm that Iraq has been enjoying for months.

"Relative Calm" = two car bombings a day


GravatarSpeaking of Blood Bath
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Israeli Attack Kills Scores Across Gaza
The Israeli Air Force on Saturday launched a massive attack on Hamas targets throughout Gaza in retaliation for the recent heavy rocket fire from the area, hitting mostly security headquarters, training compounds and weapons storage facilities, the Israeli military and witnesses said.

Dr. Muawiya Hassanein, the head of emergency services at the Gaza Ministry of Health, said that at least 195 Palestinians were killed in the Israeli air strikes.
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GravatarDr. Muawiya Hassanein, the head of emergency services at the Gaza Ministry of Health, said that at least 195 Palestinians were killed in the Israeli air strikes.

but . . . Iran might get a bomb and kill them dem jews!


GravatarPerhaps the homeless.
Adam Hominem | 12.27.08 - 12:08 pm | #


It is this kind of creative thinking that will get us through this mess.

"Mall of Dispossessed"


GravatarPerhaps if we didn't pour hundreds of billions into Wall Street organizations and instead poured that kind of money into the technology of this century, especially that which might cut down on the damage we are doing to the planet, we could have jobs, good pay, decent social services because the tax base will have returned, and a more just society.

Oh.

I just read what I wrote.

I must have gone away for a while.


Gravatarit's been a while since i watched this, it's a fine little cartoon.
ina, unwrapped | Homepage | 12.27.08 - 12:12 pm | #


i don't like horror movies


GravatarBrotherly Love!

My favorite MA Road Rage story of all time involves the guy who shot another motorist with a CROSSBOW after being cut off in traffic.


GravatarOh.

I just read what I wrote.

I must have gone away for a while.
Diane C. Barking-Mad


Yeah. Reminds me of Bob Herbert in the Times today, talking about how we need to stop being stupid.

Like that'll ever happen.


Gravatarina, unwrapped |#


ooo - i wish you'd been under my tree!


GravatarYears ago, we had a guy in Chicago that was killing people with a crossbow.


GravatarYears ago, we had a guy in Chicago that was killing people with a crossbow.
Shared Humanity | 12.27.08 - 12:19 pm | #


when crossbows are illegal, only criminals will have crossbows.


GravatarYeah. Reminds me of Bob Herbert in the Times today, talking about how we need to stop being stupid.

"Sarah Palin in 2012"

I rest my case.


GravatarYears ago, we had a guy in Chicago that was killing people with a crossbow.
Shared Humanity


Yeah, I hear crossbows are a real problem.

Unlike handguns.


GravatarMy favorite MA Road Rage story of all time involves the guy who shot another motorist with a CROSSBOW after being cut off in traffic.
bill buckner


One of the many reasons I have never learned how to drive...and never wanted to learn.


GravatarI don't understand the confusion here. Conservatives say the difference between them and everyone else is that they are willing to accept losses in the market. Well, here's some losses - so vast they may make revolution seem feasible. The market corrected by throwing everybody out of work because they can't be paid.

Mission accomplished.


Gravatarwhen crossbows are illegal...

dirk gently, sociopathetic



Ted Nugent will be SO pissed!


Gravatar"Relative calm" my ass.


If one and one's relative's aren't there, it's calm.

It's all relative.
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GravatarOne of the many reasons I have never learned how to drive...and never wanted to learn.
Terry C - Post-Christmas Blues


Well, to be fair, I'd have to guess that your odds of being killed by a meteor are several times those of your chances of being offed with a crossbow...


GravatarYears ago, we had a guy in Chicago that was killing people with a crossbow.

Yeah, but in traffic? Which means he literally had to wait for it to come to a standstill, retrieve his crossbow from the back seat, walk over to the offending motorist, AIM, and fire? (We grow 'em smart around here...)


GravatarConservatives say the difference between them and everyone else




Everyone else is human and they're not.


GravatarYeah, but in traffic? Which means he literally had to wait for it to come to a standstill, retrieve his crossbow from the back seat, walk over to the offending motorist, AIM, and fire? (We grow 'em smart around here...)
bill buckner


Yeah, the whole thing struck me as logistically difficult as well.


GravatarWhy didn't dobson sell his private jets instead of laying off 20 staffers?


GravatarYeah, but in traffic? Which means he literally had to wait for it to come to a standstill, retrieve his crossbow from the back seat, walk over to the offending motorist, AIM, and fire? (We grow 'em smart around here...)
bill buckner


Depends on the crossbow, but you still really need both hands to operate the thing unless it's one of those pistol grip ones, and they won't penetrate a car.


GravatarWhy didn't dobson sell his private jets instead of laying off 20 staffers?

God told him those 20 people were slackers. Fuck 'em.


GravatarWell, to be fair, I'd have to guess that your odds of being killed by a meteor are several times those of your chances of being offed with a crossbow...
Adam Hominem |


It's a lot of things, my friend.

It's the road rage thing, it's too expensive (I'm thankful I'm making my mortgage payments)....

Where I live, happily, I have decent public transportation.


GravatarIt would certainly help to show the consumer more hour long "info-mercials" on television, unless it subtracts from consumers time spent buying things at Wal-mart, of course.


GravatarWhy didn't dobson sell his private jets instead of laying off 20 staffers?
1Watt, Hermit


Oh, please.

At least I didn't go that far away for a while.



GravatarYeah, the whole thing struck me as logistically difficult as well.
Adam Hominem


Dedication.

Although I'd be more impressed if he'd used a straight stave.


GravatarWhy didn't dobson sell his private jets instead of laying off 20 staffers?
1Watt, Hermit


Those staffers should get together and write a book.


GravatarAlthough I'd be more impressed if he'd used a straight stave.
JR, kerosene and a match | 12.27.08 - 12:25 pm | #


wow, did i misread THAT.


Gravatarwow, did i misread THAT.
dirk gently


i'm not sure I want to know....


GravatarAlthough I'd be more impressed if he'd used a straight stave.



I read that as "straight slave"...and thought "Whoa!"


GravatarI read that as "straight slave"...and thought "Whoa!"
Terry C - Post-Christmas Blues | 12.27.08 - 12:28 pm | #




and i thought it was just me!


GravatarI do believe Terry C may have just channeled dirk g.


GravatarI read that as "straight slave"...and thought "Whoa!"

That was my reading, too.

That dude would have been very hard core.


GravatarI do believe Terry C may have just channeled dirk g.
plantsman


Dirty minds think alike.


Gravatargaii slave would mess up your shit, too.


GravatarAll because Bush needs to prove his dick is bigger than his daddy's.

There were stories about the elder Bush coming over from the White House to use the Congressional gym, and some considerable snickering about the, um, size of the leader of the free world's equipment as evidenced from glimpses in the showers.

From reports, this might be a question of small, and smaller....


GravatarSpeaking of slave:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i...h? v=iTtrlIWdQjU


GravatarThere were stories about the elder Bush coming over from the White House to use the Congressional gym, and some considerable snickering about the, um, size of the leader of the free world's equipment as evidenced from glimpses in the showers.



Maybe that's the problem with MOST conservatards. They feel they have to compensate.

Perhaps that's the problem with our trolls.


GravatarFrom reports, this might be a question of small, and smaller....

Now I have to start drinking to get the image out of my head.


GravatarThere were stories about the elder Bush coming over from the White House to use the Congressional gym, and some considerable snickering about the, um, size of the leader of the free world's equipment as evidenced from glimpses in the showers.


And not for the first time, I wonder how we ended up with a bunch of junior high school dimbulbs running all major institutions of the country.


GravatarAnd not for the first time, I wonder how we ended up with a bunch of junior high school dimbulbs running all major institutions of the country.
rootless-e, anti-gravity


Yeah, how about that?


GravatarAnd not for the first time, I wonder how we ended up with a bunch of junior high school dimbulbs running all major institutions of the country.
rootless-e, anti-gravity


Um...maybe because we let them?


GravatarUm...maybe because we let them?
Diane C. Barking-Mad


4 black robed Nazis let them. I sure didn't.


Gravatarhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i...h? v=iTtrlIWdQjU
Terry C - Post-Christmas Blues | 12.27.08 - 12:30 pm | #


oh, jesus christ!


GravatarMy brother the union carpenter was talking about this three months ago. You want to know about the commercial real estate market, don't bother with an economist, ask a union carpenter. One who is smart.


GravatarThere were stories about the elder Bush coming over from the White House to use the Congressional gym, and some considerable snickering about the, um, size of the leader of the free world's equipment as evidenced from glimpses in the showers.

It's a little known fact that George W. Bush has three nipples.


Gravatar4 black robed Nazis let them. I sure didn't.
Supreme Commander Thor


Five, actually.


GravatarMaybe that's the problem with MOST conservatards. They feel they have to compensate.

The stupidity of this is that accordig to Xavria Hollander, who has seen a lot of dicks, white men nearly always start out small and end up big, while black men just sort of hang around and come to attention.

So the equipment you see in a public shower is most likely not the equipment you see in the heat of battle, if you catch my meaning.


Gravatar
Five, actually.
Terry C - Post-Christmas Blues


Math is hard!


GravatarLittle Tommy Friedman plagarized Bob Herbert's Op Ed. The best line on the LTF page, at the bottom, "Maureen Dowd is off today." Then again, she almost always off, just like Tommy.


GravatarApprentice to Darth Holden:


True, but we're talking about the rightards.

They're not every bright and they don't believe in sex education.


Gravatar"Maureen Dowd is off today." Then again, she almost always off, just like Tommy.

It's an obvious fact that Maureen Dowd is a lush.


GravatarSo the equipment you see in a public shower is most likely not the equipment you see in the heat of battle, if you catch my meaning.
Apprentice to Darth Holden | 12.27.08 - 12:38 pm | #


lot's of little guys say this.


GravatarOops - VERY, not every


Gravatarhey - how the hell did that apostrophe get in there?


GravatarIt's an obvious fact that Maureen Dowd is a lush.
Anthony McCarthy


Speaking of people who aren't very bright.


Gravatar4 black robed Nazis let them. I sure didn't.
Supreme Commander Thor


And we didn't hit the streets. Nor did we hit the streets when Alberto Gonzalez was made AG. Or when John Roberts was made Chief Justice. Or when the Patriot Act (I and II) was passed, or the Military Commission Act was passed, or the newest and bestest FISA Act was.

Instead, we clutched our pearls and sighed.

No, we share some blame in this state of affairs. We became passive.


GravatarMy brother the union carpenter was talking about this three months ago. You want to know about the commercial real estate market, don't bother with an economist, ask a union carpenter. One who is smart.
Anthony McCarthy

There's also the mile-upon-mile of strip malls built on spec that go begging for tenants - financed at a time of unbridled prosperity.

Oops.


Gravatarhey - how the hell did that apostrophe get in there?
dirk gently, sociopathetic


Apostrophe gnomes. They make me do weird things to New Year's/New Years'/New Years all the time.


GravatarNo, we share some blame in this state of affairs. We became passive.

Agreed. We did let it happens. If we'd revolted the outcome might have been different.


GravatarIf we'd revolted the outcome might have been different.
Supreme Commander Thor | 12.27.08 - 12:42 pm | #


i was revolting.


GravatarParentdish ^ | Dec 24th 2008 3:00PM | Amy Hatch
Baby gifts for Bristol Palin's impending bundle of joy are pouring into Alaska from all over the world, says Alaska's first grandfather, Chuck Heath, to the tune of "hundreds of thousands" of pieces of mail. Heath, 70, says boxes are piling up in the mail room of Bristol's mom, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin. "I'd say from a half-dozen countries," Heath says. "In Sarah's mail room, there's 87 boxes -- big boxes of mail that we haven't even opened." He adds that there's no way the family will ever be able to answer every letter, although they are trying.


Why isn't the mail going to Bristol or Levi? As far as we know, Sarah had nothing to do with the impending bundle of joy.


GravatarI am looking for some quick advice. Scenario : Small black cat, very likely pregnant. Currently occupying our Hibiscus bed. Treats it like a fort. Have been wooing her with tuna, cleo etc. Have now been able to pet her and even pick her up carefully. Made three attempts with a cat carrier with resistance but no panic. Don't want to get in a furball with her as her medical history such as rabies is not known. She looks like she is carrying kittens but spine is very apparent, more so than I have seen before. She seems to know people, canned food and cat carriers (hence the problem). She is extremely wary of my live trap as well and I really do not want to panic her.

Suggestions on getting this frustrating cat brat in to the cat carrier? Anyone?


Gravatar
i was revolting.
dirk gently, sociopathetic


According to my wife I'm usually revolting.


GravatarConsidering that Great Britain is in trouble, too, maybe this is a good idea ...


Gravatar"He adds that there's no way the family will ever be able to answer every letter, although they are trying. "

Maybe that will keep them out of everyone's hair for a few years.


GravatarBaby gifts for Bristol Palin's impending bundle of joy are pouring into Alaska

Boy, I'll bet those baby coke spoons are tiny. And hard to find, too!


GravatarBaby gifts for Bristol Palin's impending bundle of joy are pouring into Alaska

Really surprised Mama Sarah didn't try to get Bistol to pop it out on christmas day. "Behold, a new savior is born!"


GravatarBaby gifts for Bristol Palin's impending bundle of joy are pouring into Alaska

The economy sucks, and yet people are doing stupid shit like this.


GravatarI can't believe no one has picked up on GWB's three nipples yet.


GravatarBaby gifts for Bristol Palin's impending bundle of joy are pouring into Alaska



So where IS it already?


GravatarSo where IS it already?
Terry C - Post-Christmas Blues


the oven is still on bake.


GravatarI'll give the poor kid my best wishes, when the parents are that quality there's not much that an outsider can do.


GravatarWhy isn't the mail going to Bristol or Levi? As far as we know, Sarah had nothing to do with the impending bundle of joy.
Lime Rickey


Because Mooselina is a control freak?


GravatarSo where IS it already?
Terry C - Post-Christmas Blues


Wacko fundie mom on one side, drug dealer on the other.

Bristol's going to have her hands full.


Gravatar"hundreds of thousands" of pieces of mail.



Didn't think that many Palin afficianados could write.


GravatarSo where IS it already?

Maybe Scarah Barracudah has told the baby to just hang on (as she seems to have done with little Trig) until the father can be located. After all, there's the media, and family pictures to be considered....


GravatarAs far as we know, Sarah had nothing to do with the impending bundle of joy.
Lime Rickey

So it has one thing going for it.


Gravatar"Didn't think that many Palin afficianados could write."

Be nice, complement them on their letter shapes and crayon color choices.


GravatarNon-housed cats may try to find a safe and isolated place to give birth -- so trying to carrier train her at this time may be an exercise in futility.


GravatarEc,
Any chance of getting the cat wrapped in a towel?


Gravatari was revolting.
dirk gently, sociopathetic


I never volted in the first place ...


GravatarSuggestions on getting this frustrating cat brat in to the cat carrier? Anyone?
EkCenTriK | 12.27.08 - 12:43 pm | #


Not a one-person operation. What is your destination, once in carrier - vet? shelter? your home?

Need to let her get accustomed to you picking her up and putting her down - without a carrier anywhere in sight.

Then go back with food - and a person with a carrier a few minutes behind you (and out of sight of the cat).

Speed is of the essence. Less than 2 seconds from lift to door snap. Practice with a football if possible.


GravatarBe nice, complement them on their letter shapes and crayon color choices.

And the right colored toilet paper is so hard to find.


GravatarI can't believe no one has picked up on GWB's three nipples yet.
Anthony McCarthy


I'm not eating right now, but I'm planning to do so again some time, and I'm afraid that image will pop into my head at the most unappetizing moment.

So I'm pretending it didn't happen.


GravatarA little good news this Xmas - looks like the "eGiving Tree" I put together for the local Humane Society brought in about $800.

That's a lotta Fancy Feast!


GravatarI guess it's time for more tax cuts for the rich! Everyone else would just spend it.


Gravatar"so trying to carrier train her"

This is not a shot at training her, I want to get her to a vet. She has been out there since at least Monday morning. It looks like she had some major head ding and I suspect there is a vision issue. This is basically a rescue process.


GravatarI never volted in the first place ...
focus, for the good times

I got a volt meter for Christmas.

George W. Bush has three nipples and no one cares. Now, that's what you call a lame duck.


GravatarSuggestions on getting this frustrating cat brat in to the cat carrier? Anyone?
EkCenTriK


kevlar gloves.

just get the poor thing to the vet, her kittens will be healthier for it, too.

Of course, she may never forgive you, but you are going to be finding her a home that isn't yours, right?


GravatarI never volted in the first place ...
focus, for the good times | 12.27.08 - 12:50 pm | #


watt? i'm shocked.


Gravatari was revolting.
dirk gently, sociopathetic | Homepage | 12.27.08 - 12:43 pm | #


I can be repulsive at the drop of a dime.


GravatarSuggestions on getting this frustrating cat brat in to the cat carrier?

Wrap her in a towel - the "cat burrito" - and just shove her in.

Speed is of the essence!


GravatarWear gloves and place her in carrier.


GravatarWonder if there's a process for swearing out a citizen's complaint before the World Criminal Court. Once El Schmucko is out of Office, he needs to be charged with genocide.


Gravatar"Speed is of the essence. Less than 2 seconds from lift to door snap."

No kidding. I have done this several times in the past but she seems to know my patented methods. As said, frustrating.


GravatarGot catnip?


GravatarAll because Bush needs to prove his dick is bigger than his daddy's.

I used to know his daddy's house master at Andover. I'm not sure if he was sonny's too. The fussiest old faggot fascist I've met in my lifetime, he doted on the Bush family.


GravatarAs said, frustrating.
EkCenTriK


Kitty valium in the tuna?


GravatarI think we broke a record for how fast 12 inches of snow can disappear.


GravatarIt's pretty unlikely the cat has rabies, but wear a long sleeved flanned shirt under a heavy sweatshirt and, if you can function in them, gardening gloves.


GravatarDucks have nipples?

Sounds like fundie science training in action....


GravatarMake sure to use the nape of the neck to grab her - it's the safest place to hold and keep her from biting you.


GravatarIt's pretty unlikely the cat has rabies, but wear a long sleeved flanned shirt under a heavy sweatshirt and, if you can function in them, gardening gloves.
dave™©


Might not be a one person job, either.


GravatarEk -- why do you want to put her in a carrier?


Gravatar"All because Bush and Cheney wanted to funnel trillions of dollars to their family corporations."

fyt


Gravatar"Of course, she may never forgive you, but you are going to be finding her a home that isn't yours, right?"

Depends. But I am used to never being forgiven, never being a couple of days of complete disdain and then they realize we are the ones who open the cans and fill the dishes.



GravatarMaybe putting some catnip in the back of the carrier would work.


GravatarWonder if there's a process for swearing out a citizen's complaint before the World Criminal Court. Once El Schmucko is out of Office, he needs to be charged with genocide.
bo |


Like what Calvin Trillin said in The Nation a couple of weeks ago.

A lame duck might not be able to fly, but it can still defecate.


GravatarNo, ducks don't have nipples -- despite the fact we call them breasts, birds chestal areas are simply muscle.


GravatarI have done this several times in the past but she seems to know my patented methods. As said, frustrating

Have you tried tipping the carrier straight up, door open, drop the cat in?

2 person operation is still best (to close the door), as cats can bolt out of the top in a panic in what seems like nanoseconds.


GravatarDucks don't need nipples. They lay eggs...


GravatarNon-housed cats may try to find a safe and isolated place to give birth

My family had a cat once who decided that a "safe and isolated place to give birth" was the top bunk in the room my brother and I shared.


Gravatarput the cat carrier on end, door up. easier to put her down than shove her in hz, and she'll be (a little) slower bouncing back out the door.

(i'm assuming she is so afraid of it that holding her for a bit then putting her in with a treat won't work)


Gravatar"Ek -- why do you want to put her in a carrier?"

Need to get her to the vet. Also at a minimum, getting her into controlled circumstances. Her nesting spot is completely exposed and it looks like weather is coming.


GravatarDucks don't need nipples. They lay eggs...
ellroon with shoes

Well, Bush's been laying them for eight years now. Maybe that accounts for the extra one.


Gravatarok, got it.

try wrapping her in a towel. This will take two people. Yes, long sleeves, and gloves if she's bitey.

If you have a big carrier, like one for a dog, that will be easier. Or even a training crate, placed on its end.

She's not gonna be happy, so don't even worry about that.

Don't get bit.


GravatarDepends. But I am used to never being forgiven, never being a couple of days of complete disdain and then they realize we are the ones who open the cans and fill the dishes.


EkCenTriK


Every once in a while I wiggle my fingers at my cat and smugly chirp "Look, opposable thumbs!"


Gravatarupright coke to snugglebunny


GravatarNow here's an interesting bit of info (tainted, of course by its WSJ source):

Sen. Reid, however, faces a potentially tough fight. A recent Research 2000 poll of likely voters put his approval rating at 38% and his disapproval rating at 54%, a possible reflection of voters' displeasure with gridlock and partisanship in Washington. And while Nevada broke for President-elect Barack Obama by 12 percentage points in November, the state voted for President George W. Bush in 2000 and 2004.

Does Nevada have some Democratic new face in the background?


GravatarAlso -- always *back* the cat into the carrier. Head first is pretty fucking hard to do, IME.


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Every once in a while I wiggle my fingers at my cat and smugly chirp "Look, opposable thumbs!""

I do exactly the same thing.


Gravatarsupershoes!


GravatarEvery once in a while I wiggle my fingers at my cat and smugly chirp "Look, opposable thumbs!"
JR, kerosene and a match


Ha! i said that to my cat just yesterday!


Gravatartaxing sheets


GravatarBig cardboard box might be easier than a carrier. Second pair of hands sounds like a good ideas, too, and the gloves.


GravatarWhy would a cat feel bad because their ape servant has an opposable thumb?


GravatarSen. Reid, however, faces a potentially tough fight. A recent Research 2000 poll of likely voters put his approval rating at 38% and his disapproval rating at 54%, a possible reflection of voters' displeasure with gridlock and partisanship in Washington.

A few weeks back Senator-elect Jeff Merkley sent me a letter asking to send turkee to Reid.

Um, I don't think so. Rewarding collaborators is not my style.


GravatarSen. Reid, however, faces a potentially tough fight. A recent Research 2000 poll of likely voters put his approval rating at 38% and his disapproval rating at 54%, a possible reflection of voters' displeasure with gridlock and partisanship in Washington. And while Nevada broke for President-elect Barack Obama by 12 percentage points in November, the state voted for President George W. Bush in 2000 and 2004.

Wishful thinking. Too bad Murdoch, you future convict.


GravatarI think from reading the comments that I need a bigger carrier. On end sounds good as well. I may try the blanket option in there also but have to wait for the wife to come home.


GravatarSen. Reid, however, faces a potentially tough fight. A recent Research 2000 poll of likely voters put his approval rating at 38% and his disapproval rating at 54%,

Las Vegas casinos requires suckers in the house but they don't want them playing for their side.


GravatarI just had the cat-carrier experience this morning -- little Frango *hates* being picked up and he's not a good sport about the carrier in the best of times. So I tempted him within reach with a promise of his daily Fancy Feast treat, grabbed him and dumped him in there before he knew what was happening. That was a pleasant surprise; I had allowed half an hour for capturing & carriering. So we went off to vet nice & early. (And he got his Fancy Feast as soon as we got home.)

EkCenTrik, I hope your cat-carrier adventure goes as smoothly.


GravatarHead first is pretty fucking hard to do, IME.

I guess I usually use a carrier that opens from the top.

We have a carrier with a zipper around the top. I hold the cat at the chest, immobilizing its front legs, and lower it quickly into the carrier, then put my hand against the back of its neck as I zip the carrier shut, pulling my hand out at the last second.


Gravatar"So I tempted him within reach with a promise of his daily Fancy Feast treat, grabbed him and dumped him in there before he knew what was happening."

I got exactly to that point but she resisted. I can't struggle with her like I do my regular guys unfortunately.


GravatarWanker thumbers


Gravatar"I guess I usually use a carrier that opens from the top."

Hmm, I wonder how she would take going to the vet in a large laptop bag.

Not sure which OS though, Leopard, Tiger or Panther.


GravatarHmm, I wonder how she would take going to the vet in a large laptop bag.

As long as there's ventilation, it doesn't matter.

Well, call the vet first... I know, for example, at the shelter I volunteer at, they won't take feral cats unless they're in specific types of carriers...


Gravatarthis is a good illustration of how bad the economy is: i went to BAD BATH & BEYOND.

now, this is *not* an obscure location....66th st across from lincoln center.

there was only *one* other customer besides me in the WHOLE TWO-STORY STORE!!!!

...& the other person was a homeless woman who had peeled off all her layers & was taking a nap in the heated massage chair!

i did get some good bargains...like the flannel sheet set i looked @ in october....it was 49.99 then, which i thought was too much.
but now its 19.99!

& while i can enjoy that savings personally, thats just one part of a BIG UGLY PICTURE!


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