I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
heh.
Palin. Fail. Also.
also.
Push that rope, GOP!
It's kinda funny how Ahnuld is more than willing to "suspend state constitutional rules" if it means taking money from the schools, but isn't willing to do the same to the "2/3 majority" rule that lets the wingnuts hold the state budget hostage.
Wonder why that is???
Can we still talk like Palin, also? Is it still funny?
Wonder why that is???
dave™©
Acuz he's a fascist asshole.
"Because you won't STFU!"
Hey!
STFU?
Atrios is not the boss of me!
Atrios is not the boss of me!
Toonscribe:
In what respect, Charley?
Nah, not funny any more. 
Can we still talk like Palin, also? Is it still funny?
Ali
I think the consensual is that as long as people are finding humor in a situation in bleak times such as these like the Depression with the Three Stooges or Saturday Night Live and you have to be able to laugh at yourself or you'd be laughing last. You betcha.
/makes Tina Fey wink and pistol fingers, also
Pronounced "sitfoo" I think.
/makes Tina Fey wink and pistol fingers, also
BlueinColorado
Wonder why that is???
dave™© | Homepage | 07.03.09 - 10:57 pm
Lingering resentments from having to do Kindergarten Cop?
Palin is less harmful than the U.S. Senate.
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Atrios would never post Karl Denson's Tiny Universe, but you can stream their live performance
www.kboo.org
Just an aside, in case it's not been mentioned yet. My Runner's World today came with Ms. YouBetcha in it. Her quotes in there are marvels of pithy and insightful things like "When I run I'm totally incognito because I'm not wearing a trough full of makeup" and "Sweat is my sanity."
There was violence in an R-rated Michael Mann film about John Dillinger?
Well, I always think I can deal with it just like everyone else, and then I cover my face over half the time and get kind of sick to my stomach.
I love history and period pieces and that part was great and Johnny was good. Christian Bale is always going to be Batman for me now. Marion Cotillard was good again.
ms fahrenheit | 07.03.09 - 11:01 pm | #
Let's try it again:
Why are you liars and Democrats so quiet abt Obama's choice to escalate the violence in Afghanistan? Why are you so complacent and complicit? It makes you all a lot of hypocrites. Where is your anti-war gibberish now?
a box or a bag?
like i said, very significant
or maybe not so much.
Palin is less harmful than the U.S. Senate.
palin IN the u.s. senate is too awful to contemplate.
but isn't willing to do the same to the "2/3 majority" rule that lets the wingnuts hold the state budget hostage.
Wonder why that is???
dave™©
Chechez the interested man.
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How long until Palin gets her own show on Faux News? Now that she's seen the bright lights of the big time, I bet Wasilla never looked crappier.
I always think I can deal with it just like everyone else, and then I cover my face over half the time and get kind of sick to my stomach.
Three little words: it is fake.
"Sweat is my sanity."
atablarasa,
:rocket:
a box or a bag?
potato wave!!!
It's a special love for your state, that causes you to quit halfway throught your elected term.
You non-Alaskans don't understand.
it's been said john dillinger had a 39 inch dick.
but i don't believe it.
"Three little words: it is fake."
Oh sure. Next thing you'll tell us is that pro wrestling is scripted.
Letterman, Sullivan, David Shuster, Kathleen parker, you.make.me.sick.
How long until Palin gets her own show on Faux News? Now that she's seen the bright lights of the big time, I bet Wasilla never looked crappier.
Kung Fu Chicken Noodle
Yup.
potato wave!!!
stoat |
yeah, i have that one.
This is a total victory for the EVIL Left of this country. They made fun of her baby, Trig. They hounded her pregnant daughter Bristol, hounded Sarah with baseless ethics complaints.
TAKE VENGEANCE FOR SARAH.
Oh sure. Next thing you'll tell us is that pro wrestling is scripted.
fred | 07.03.09 - 11:06 pm
And that Norm Coleman got beaten out for Governor by a pro wrestler and got beaten out for Senate by a comedian.
Republicans = stupid, ugly from the heart, and nobody loves them.
Sarah Palin is my favorite quitter on Twitter.
Remember, wingers: Tears that fall *outside* the bucket do not count towards your quota.
yeah, i have that one.
charley
okay, but you're not getting a coke from me.
"Sweat is my sanity."
atablarasa,
:rocket:
Hey! Watch that! That nearly singed my bits! And I'm just the messenger!
Three little words: it is fake.
Toonscribe: domestic shorthair
If seeming real makes it good, it was good.
It was based on fact, you know.
"Sweat is my sanity."
Sweat needs to be shitcanned, then.
Sweat needs to be shitcanned, then.
Cornpone Down Under |
or she wasn't sweating enough.
I'm measuring how long it takes to get a package to Helmand province.
Slow is fast.
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okay, but you're not getting a coke from me.
stoat
actually, i'm drinking a coke, in lieu of the 13th beer.
And that Norm Coleman got beaten out for Governor by a pro wrestler and got beaten out for Senate by a comedian.
just had to see that again.
maybe he'll run for city council and get beaten by an ex-viking.
Sarah Palin!
sexual/political obsession of America's Cheetos-stained, basement-relegated leftwing nutroot-twats!
how has a once-great America come to this?
where did these nutroot low-lifes come from?
teh humanity!
It was based on fact, you know.
Loosely, I've heard.
And I was just pointing out that the violence up on the screen is fake.
"The best thing I can do right now , is give up."
Yeah, explain that to TreeTrunk, or whatever his name is, when he's 16.
maybe he'll run for city council and get beaten by an ex-viking.
stoat |
then he'll run for dogcatcher and be beaten by a mime.
maybe he'll run for city council and get beaten by an ex-viking.
stoat
Or an ex Packer.
I’ve had this running thought all day, perhaps because I was watching it on TV in HD for the first time, that this is kind of like Ben Kenobi letting Darth Vader strike him down.
She's more moose than squirrel now...twisted and eeevil....
I can relate to a statement like "sweat is my sanity", though. Good exercise takes care of a lot of problems and puts things in perspective.
Good exercise takes care of a lot of problems and puts things in perspective.
Deacon Blues
schadenfreude pooper.
The trolls here are really half-assed.
John McCain is gonna kick Kristol's ass, if Kristol is dumb enough to go to Old Country Buffet during "Early Bird" hours.
Take vengeance? It's not free, you know...
actually, i'm drinking a coke, in lieu of the 13th beer.
charley
had a 22 of lagunitas hopstoopid on the long walk home. am currently supplementing with a coupla bell's two hearted ale (bottled 6/29/09 !)
so i really can't spare the coke.
stoat
can hardly wait for Stewart Smalley in the Senate, and I ain't alone, assphuck
Sarah for 2012!
This woman has endured a million times the scrutiny, attacks and vicious backstabbing that other politicians have endured. I am frankly amazed that she's held up under it as well as she has. I am praying that this move of hers to step down will (a) stop the frivolous lawsuits which have cost her millions and (b) allow her to focus on the presidential race in 2012. God bless her!
"had a 22 of lagunitas hopstoopid on the long walk home. am currently supplementing with a coupla bell's two hearted ale (bottled 6/29/09 !)"
Livin' large!
maybe he'll run for city council and get beaten by an ex-viking.
stoat | 07.03.09 - 11:11 pm
I thought the ex-Viking was on the Minnesota Supreme Court which layed the smackdown on Coleman?
http://www.courts.state.mn.us/?p...age=31&
ID=30009
That's Associate Justice Alan Page
actually, i'm drinking a coke, in lieu of the 13th beer.
I'm about to see what happens when I drink a whole bottle of wine by myself. Experiment!
can hardly wait for Stewart Smalley in the Senate, and I ain't alone, assphuck
Lubyanka
Senator Smalley to you....dicklick.
Palin recently signed a mammoth book deal. She's gonna be rich.
Evening, all.
Been gone since the late afternoon....
How bizarre has it gotten?
Because, you see, when goddamned rodents like you people essentially stand on the side of our enemies in Iraq and help feed the propaganda machine that works to kill our military men and women, it makes me wonder why you did it then, but now you basically do nothing.
Why is that? Because Obama is a Democrat? Is y'alls anti-war bullshit simply a function of partisanism?
can hardly wait for Stewart Smalley in the Senate,
You do know that was a character he played.
It was fake, too.
Al FunkenFrankenClown!
Senator from Missesota!
what, Minnesota assphucks, Ventura wasn't some kind of signal?
Smalley 1, Coleman 0, when measuring in US Senate race terms.
Palin recently signed a mammoth book deal. She's gonna be rich.
Anonymous
And wooly, also.
ooo... real bizarre, all of a sudden...
That's Associate Justice Alan Page
Tom - 大肚腩
did he go to u of m law school or billy mitchell?
Evening, all.
Been gone since the late afternoon....
How bizarre has it gotten?
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It was fake, too.
Toonscribe: domestic shorthair | 07.03.09 - 11:15 pm
As opposed to the real stupid of Cornyn and Inhofe and Bunning and McConnell
toon
yeah, and we're never gonna let Smalley forget it--
gonna be fun, dude!
schadenfreude pooper.
Ali
Heh. Et tu, mtn biker?
Good exercise takes care of a lot of problems and puts things in perspective.
Deacon Blues
I used to be a runner and bicyclist, and used to buy into that. But watching Shrub over the last few years has convinced me that it's like going to church - you come out of it with much of the same stuff you had going in. You have to *have* perspective to put things there.
Quitters don't quit, losers don't lose, and winners don't win.
Why is that? Because Obama is a Democrat? Is y'alls anti-war bullshit simply a function of partisanism?
Toby Petzold
no, it's all about you, sweetie.
" God gave us energy." - Palin, today
"Palin knows more about energy than probably anyone else in the United States of America." - McSame, Sep '08
The victimology practiced by the ReNAMBLAcan votes here is amazing. Um... amusing.
did he go to u of m law school or billy mitchell?
stoat | 07.03.09 - 11:16 pm
U of Mn Law School (while also playing full time for the Vikings)
The guy has a brain.
Dipravin gives me my energy, yo.
gonna be fun, dude!
Check back in a year and we'll discuss, asswipe.
FrankenFool For Senate Leader!
Palin recently signed a mammoth book deal. She's gonna be rich.
Anonymous
And wooly, also.
That explains the plotting in Ice Age 3....
Quitters don't quit
That's what is so weird to everybody.
A rifle totin', field dressin' you betcha Governor just abruptly quits?
"Sweat is my sanity". Sacrilege?
Bribery is so boring.
A rifle totin', field dressin' you betcha Governor just abruptly quits?
Scandalous eruptis.
stand on the side of our enemies in Iraq
Innocent victims of george bush's insanity. we had no enemies there.
I think we are about to see Sarah being Sarah, and the country will be better for it. She's putting her State before personal ambition. I hope she can become a spokesperson for drilling in ANWR now, and helping this country become independent of foreign oil. She's talking now on Fox News about the apathy in this country, energy independence...good for her! Her beautiful family is standing beside her
Franken!
Maximum media for Franken, The Face, The Embodiment of Dimocrat Idiocy on Capitol Hill!
phuck yeah!
Bribery is so boring.
Penguin Fan
(.)(.)
For some skyrockets in flight.
Scandalous abruptus.
freshened yer tabloid
A rifle totin', field dressin' you betcha Governor just abruptly quits?
Well, she said it was after weeks of thought that the hastily arranged news conference and incoherent speech were presented. Is that abrupt or not? You decide!
I used to be a runner and bicyclist, and used to buy into that. But watching Shrub over the last few years has convinced me that it's like going to church - you come out of it with much of the same stuff you had going in. You have to *have* perspective to put things there.
atablarasa, deeply unserious l
Your mileage may vary, but it works for me. When I have problems that seem overwhelming, a good mental reset on the bike or on the road often does the trick. 
I know many fuckwads who are jocks, too (like W).
I hope she can become a spokesperson for drilling in ANWR now, and helping this country become independent of foreign oil.
She should pose naked on a drilling rig.
(shakes head)
takes all kinds I guess... luckily there aren't all that many of *that* kind left...
Her beautiful family is standing beside her
...wondering when they can get off teh stage and start packing all their shit for the move back to Wasilla.
Sarah, "PUT ON THE FULL ARMOR OF GOD"
This has truly unhinged the trolls tonight. I find it hilarious.
Al Franken will get beaucoup media coverage!
excellente!
The guy has a brain.
Tom - 大肚腩
some carleton pals'o'mine were classmates (i remembered it was u/m as soon as i hit "publish", of course).
burger and blackmun went to billy m, iirc. burger for sure.
what a putz he was. used to shop in a little wine'n'cheese shop i worked in. cheap bastid. but he was the guy central casting would've sent over if you were looking for a chief justice or an asshole senator.
also used to see rehnquist running around arlington in a plastic raincoat no self-respecting pervert would be caught dead in.
how come rehnquist never posts here anymore?
Ain't it grand?
Innocent victims of george bush's insanity. we had no enemies there.
Well those Iraqis who had loved ones die from cancer after the depleted uranium came and die from poor sanitation and health care because of the embargo might have had a touch of emnity.
BTW, have you post-Americans noticed that Obama is backing a Marxist in Honduras who was constitutionally removed from office? Why is an American President supporting the same guy that Chavez and Castro are?
That should tell you that Obama is a Marxist sympathizer. Objectively so.
Good exercise takes care of a lot of problems and puts things in perspective.
Deacon Blues
I used to be a runner and bicyclist, and used to buy into that. But watching Shrub over the last few years has convinced me that it's like going to church - you come out of it with much of the same stuff you had going in. You have to *have* perspective to put things there.
atablarasa, deeply unserious
Assuming, of course, that Captain Flightsuit really was the fitness buff his PR operation claimed him to be.
Swimming unloads a lot of negative emotions, for me, anyway.
Perspective I get from looking off the edge of the planet into a sunset, and thinking how small this all is.
how come rehnquist never posts here anymore?
stoat
He had a troubled spirit. Must be it finally absorbed itself.
Well, she said it was after weeks of thought that the hastily arranged news conference and incoherent speech were presented.
Seemed like weeks. The sun wouldn't set.
One of the weird things about Palin quitting today, she's not going to attend the Teabagging rally in Wasilla tomorrow.
Instead, she's headed down to Juneau for the holiday weekend where she can hide in the Gov's Mansion.
Did I miss anything today?
*In Florida visiting Mom and out of the loop*
bill,
Google "Palin." Hit "News."
Marxist in Honduras who was constitutionally removed from office?
Wow. They have a provision for a military coup in their constitution? Who knew?
*In Florida visiting Mom and out of the loop*
bill
nah, same old, same old. 
former democratic voter sounds a lot like former female democrat, and frances porreto sounds a lot like thelma richardson.
omg i've missed thelma. come back, darling! all is forgiven!
Someone told Palin what happened to the last Mooselini.
Al Franken!
Over-the-top liberal media fool in the Senate!
gonna be fun!
"And it is my promise to you that I will always be standing by, ready to assist."
Sarah Palin is the Holy Spirit...that or Obi Wan Kenobi.
and, did she really say this?
"In the words of General MacArthur said, 'We are not retreating. We are advancing in another direction.'"
Out-fuck-standing.
gergen and rollins and candy crawdad evicerating gov snow machine.
'she's becoming more of a kook than a serious candidate.'
Suicide Boy:
The victimology practiced by the ReNAMBLAcan votes here is amazing.
What method were you gonna use? Shot to the temple or some pills and booze?
Why is an American President supporting the same guy that Chavez and Castro are?
Just to piss off wingnuts. No other reason.
Toonscribe, you are an ignorant asshole. Go read some facts before you open your mouth to me again.
Your mileage may vary, but it works for me. When I have problems that seem overwhelming, a good mental reset on the bike or on the road often does the trick.
Well, that's the point. You have sanity to start with. You just have to sort the baggage out. Shrub exercised in a frantic attempt to be macho. You never, ever rode faster than him because that would bruise his ego. I have trouble believing that Palin finds anything but escape on her runs.
"omg i've missed thelma."
that's a blast from the past. who was the one from here that went crazynutso puma?
Oh, yeah, ol' Sarah thinks;
I got the Moon, got the cheese
Got the whole damn nation on their knees
Reality bites back;
You got the sizzle, but not the steak
Got the boat, but not the lake
Onliest way you're big in Japan, Sarah, is if you learn to do Elvis...
My only prayer now is that if Sarah still wants to run that she get someone like Dick Morris (huge Palin fan) or Karl Rove on board a/s/a/p to guide her.
Sarah must have gotten a call from someone higher up the Rethug food chain who has some potent dirt.
Over-the-top liberal media fool in the Senate!
During his Senate run, which times was he over the top? Plus, if you would, cite the times he was a media fool.
He had a troubled spirit. Must be it finally absorbed itself.
Vicki
well, his absence leaves zombies sorely underrepresented on the threads.
none of them left but toby.
btw, the guggenheim grotto show was wonderful.
Taking bets how long before Palin poses for Playboy......
Over-the-top liberal media fool in the Senate!
Like when he kicked Fox News' ass in court?
oh yeah, and because it's almost 4rth of july,
where do bad folks go when they die???
that's a blast from the past. who was the one from here that went crazynutso puma?
jdw
i will hate myself when i remember.
Sarah Palin!
publicly shoving his failures up Emperor Hussein Narcissus-Jiveass' black ass...
phuck yeah!
[no wonder nutroot twats are obsessed with Palin!]
btw, the guggenheim grotto show was wonderful.
stoat
I'm glad to hear it.
Go read some facts before you open your mouth to me again.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 07.03.09 -
I'll open my mouth to you any god damn time I feel like it. And you will take it, motherfucker, because your heroes have all screwed the pooch and brought the country to the edge of ruin. You run with a pack of traitors, criminals, and hypocrites and you've got the flea bites on your sorry ass to prove it. So in the words of the immortal Simels: blow me -- again.
"Like when he kicked Fox News' ass in court?"
This case is wholly without merit, both factually and legally.
Beautiful.
Go read some facts before you open your mouth to me again.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 07.03.09 -
So you're denying that your refrigerator ice machine scares you to death?
Jeebus, Tobes, you're really losing all credibility.
Palin is the one who ran with the old guy last time around, right?
But can you say STFU in Episcopalianese?
penguin
can hardly wait for Smalley's tenure in the media glare...
gonna be fun!
Tubby Petzel never said Joe Wilson would be indicted. Except when he DID.
"In addition to thanking my own lawyers," Franken said, "I'd like to thank Fox's lawyers for filing one of the stupidest briefs I've ever seen in my life."
The constitution of Honduras obligated the supreme court and the army there to charge Zelaya with a crime for what he did, which was to even attempt to amend an unamendable article on extending the term limits on the presidency.
toon = tee many martoonies
BLAM!
BLAM! BLAM! KABLAM!
Go read some facts before you open your mouth to me again.
Toby Petzold
You backed an idiot, a known idiot, twice, to run the Executive Branch.
You wanted Reagan, and you got Jerry Lewis. Just admit it.
Goddamnit, Haloscan just ate my nym -- obviously that anonymous making fun of Tobes was me.
I regret the error.
But not the fact that Toby harbors homicidal impulses about his ice machine...
did someone say fourth of july?
i had a proud moment at a dave alvin show a few years back at IOTA when dave and the guilty men came back for their encore.
"whaddya wanna hear?" dave said.
"fourth of july!" i yelled.
"you got it!" dave said. and i did.
Dick Morris (huge Palin fan)/
Dick Morris looooves sucking on hooker's toes.
I don't pay much attention to grown men who publicly contemplate suicide just because they're broke and abt to be evicted. You must have a very weak character.
As far as I know, all Zelaya did was call for a Constitutional convention.
Hey, Toonscribe
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al franken is really smart.
most comedians are.
comedy ain't easy.
Trools are running out of "leaders"
"The Icemaker"-- was that an episode of the Twilight Zone?
if you cant stand the heat get out of the kitchen.... oh wait......
Pastehead, you're possibly more pathetic than Jeffraham. Grow up and quit pretending that you're worth anything at all.
Hey Tobes:
Didja watch Palin's presser?
Was she
1) a woman on the verge of a nervous breakdown?
2) on meth
or
3) somebody trying to get through a presser before the really scary scandal shit hits?
Pretty soon the Rethugs are going to have to outsource their leaders...
I vote for 1 AND 3, with #2 still to be determined.
can hardly wait for Smalley's tenure in the media glare...
gonna be fun!
Lubyanka | 07.03.09 - 11:33 pm | #
Think he'll be as much fun as Palin today?
You pathetic moron...
First Engsign, then Sanford, now ... Palin! As if they were paving the way for ... Mitt Romney? Could it be...? Wait! THAT'S IT!!! MITTENS IS THE ANTICHRIST!!!!
Having just seen Ice Age, I see a certain resemblace between Sid the Sloth and a certain someone. Smelly, annoying, obtuse and yet somehow part of the herd.
But I have to say that I rooted for the dinosaurs for part of the movie today.
On that note, I think I'll go read something with vampires and other critters of the night.
Evening, all
(Yawning. Anything new besides the airborne wolf-killer resigning)
another one bites the dust, another one gone and another one gone....
Pretty soon the Rethugs are going to have to outsource their leaders...
I wish them good luck with that, seeing as how Bobby Jindal was such a great success.
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Toonscribe, you're a complete fucking joke who doesn't know what he's talking abt.
Go ahead and justify Obama's support for Zelaya. Just anything at all.
Go ahead, you fucking roach.
jeesh!
nutroot-twats suddenly reverential of the VP position, with, of all people, Joe "I don't remember those aneurisms at all" Biden there...
Toby Petzold
How is it that you haven't choked to death on your own vomit yet?
Tubby Petzel never said Joe Wilson would be indicted. Except when he DID.
Jeffraham, Mister Bobby | Homepage | 07.03.09 - 11:33 pm | #
Thanks, JP -- got it bookmarked.
where do bad folk go when they die...
this is the most kick ass version.
Let me save Steve the trouble, Toby, why don't you blow Steve?
Go ahead, you fucking roach.
Toby Petzold
he was elected.
you fucking roach.
Toby, is that really a pic of you? Or did you get a pic of somebody better looking? Oh you did, didn't you?
The estimable Jane Mayer is on Tavis Smiley's show now in some jurisdictions.
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But can you say STFU in Episcopalianese?
bo, Tincture of Ignore!
Dunno that one, but in Baptisian, it's "I'll be prayin' for you."
okay, if we're kicking ass now, i see monsters !!!
simpels
FrankenFool's gonna be f-f-f-f-f-fun!
and a total Poster Boy Of Senate Dimocrats!
does it get much better?
And the Republican Party Gotterdamerung/Twilight of the Gods self-immolation continues to careen out of control.
Trust me, by the end of Obama's second term, they'll be the Whigs.
If they're lucky...
Toby Petzold
Tell us more about Joe Wilson, you fucking roach.
I don't know why Palin's resigning, Pastehead. I do know that it is absolutely without any consequence to either you or me, so what is the point in talking abt it?
Why don't we talk abt this war of choice Obama is now escalating in Afghanistan? Don't want to talk abt it? Why? Because it would demonstrate that you are a partisan hack who has no moral center?
So, who's meltdown has been more entertaining: Palin's, or her worshipers, here, tonight?
More thrills and excitement today than I usually get in 6 months.
1. The water heater dies
2. A wren or sparrow of some sort gets into the den through the laundry room door that was propped open by the hose draining the water heater. Took several minutes for it to find the window, unscreened, and opened for its benefit.
3. Caught a swooning damsel at the Y and lowered her to the floor without destroying my back.
4. Palin resigns.
pretending that you're worth anything at all.
You would know about that, wouldn't you?
Pretty soon the Rethugs are going to have to outsource their leaders...
sj HR 676
They already have. These are all Lectroids from Planet Ten. I halfway expected Palin to blurt out "Laugh a-while you can, monkeyboy!", and stick her finger in the socket. And I'll bet money this possibility is the only thing that keeps Co'T glued to the bobblehead shows...
Why don't we talk abt this war of choice Obama is now escalating in Afghanistan? Don't want to talk abt it? Why? Because it would demonstrate that you are a partisan hack who has no moral center?
Toby Petzold
No, talk about Joe Wilson, you fucking roach.
"So, who's meltdown has been more entertaining: Palin's, or her worshipers, here, tonight?"
The latter are in a continual state of meltdown, so I'll have to go with the pig.
simpels
FrankenFool's gonna be f-f-f-f-f-fun!
and a total Poster Boy Of Senate Dimocrats!
does it get much better?
Lubyanka | 07.03.09 - 11:42 pm | #
First Jewish president, asswipe.
And what's your take on Palin? Nuts, on meth, or about to go down in a porno video scandal?
So, who's meltdown has been more entertaining: Palin's, or her worshipers, here, tonight?
Jeffraham, Mister Bobby
Yes.
Hey, Zod. In a true constitutional system, elected representatives are obligated to uphold their constitutions.
Zelaya did not. He violated the constitution. And now Wonder Negro is supporting his crime, right along with the Castros and Ortega and Chavez.
Why? Because they're all fucking Marxists.
Why don't we talk abt this war of choice Obama is now escalating in Afghanistan? Don't want to talk abt it? Why? Because it would demonstrate that you are a partisan hack who has no moral center?
Toby Petzold
you don't set the agenda, you fucking roach. you respond to it.
you fucking roach.
poor poor Toby....still doesn't know the difference between Liberalism and Pacifist.
If Liberalism == opposition to all war does that mean that Conservatism == support for ALL wars?
Gosh bo, that is more eventful than my day, for sure. Here's hoping your new water heater installation goes well on Monday.
Dunno that one, but in Baptisian, it's "I'll be prayin' for you."
Anonymous
The Lutheran translation is extraordinarily similar. They may well be dialects of the same language.
Poor thing should cross the "street" and grab a Sonic burger to sober up.
Hey, Zod. In a true constitutional system, elected representatives are obligated to uphold their constitutions.
Zelaya did not. He violated the constitution. And now Wonder Negro is supporting his crime, right along with the Castros and Ortega and Chavez.
Why? Because they're all fucking Marxists.
Toby Petzold
HE WAS ELECTED.
You fucking roacvh.
I don't know why Palin's resigning, Pastehead. I do know that it is absolutely without any consequence to either you or me, so what is the point in talking abt it?
Toby Petzold | Homepage
Your party's standard bearer has been revealed to be either a maniac or caught on tape fucking Mark Sanford and it has nothing to do with you?
Best rightwing dodge EVER!!!!
question is, does Harry "put me in a housecoat and I'm your Aunt Frieda" Reid or Al "Stewart Smalley" Franken deliver better comedy?
gonna be maximum fun finding out, nutroots!
Why don't we talk abt this war of choice Obama is now escalating in Afghanistan? Don't want to talk abt it? Why? Because it would demonstrate that you are a partisan hack who has no moral center?
Toby Petzold
George "The Unfinished" Bush II had a hand in that when he was the "Deciderer".
Fucking putz.
And what's your take on Palin? Nuts, on meth, or about to go down in a porno video scandal?
steve simels
D. All of the above
Feelin' a little bit jerked around by Sears not being up front about it being Monday before it would get here.
I think Palin will probably soon be a highly paid author . . . .
Why? Because they're all fucking Marxists.
Toby Petzold
you fucking roach.
Toonscribe, if all you're good for is cheerleading for Black Jesus then I'm not going to pretend to respect you.
Have you come up with an answer yet?
Actually I think Baptisian would require "speaking in tongues" and therefore much harder to translate!
So, who's meltdown has been more entertaining: Palin's, or her worshipers, here, tonight?
Jeffraham, Mister Bobby
Palin's my a factor of 137:1. TrOoLz aren't entertaining, because I really don't see any way to take any of that shit seriously. NOBODY's that fucking stupid...
Troll to regular ratio?
Hey, Zod. In a true constitutional system, elected representatives are obligated to uphold their constitutions.
HEY TOBY.
HE WAS ELECTED.
YOU FUCKING ROACH
I've very glad that we have a Honduran constitutional scholar with us tonight to explain everything.
Fuck off, Toby, George W. Bush was the worst President this nation ever suffered under, and everybody knows it.
To be fair, Toby has always opposed the war in Afghanistan when a negro was Commander in Chief.
I hear ya, Bo, but I don't think there is anything for it. I know when mine goes out, I'll have to shower at work until I get a new system put in (I'm thinking about going to an on-demand water heater, maybe).
This is a great demonstration of why Obama's supporters are so fucking stupid: they just know that whatever He says or does must be the right thing.
Even though, in the case of Zelaya, he is DEAD FUCKING WRONG.
Any of you have enough intellectual integrity to admit that?
Why don't we talk abt this war of choice Obama is now escalating in Afghanistan? Don't want to talk abt it? Why? Because it would demonstrate that you are a partisan hack who has no moral center?
Toby Petzold
oh, now it's a war of choice?
that is rich.
where do you fucktards come from?
someone kill me. leave it to the fucktards, i'm done.
Checking back in later, maybe.
We can't help it if some of us don't have lives
Good evening--any atrocities that I missed today?
zod
are our Marines dutifully reading those Taliban guys their Miranda rights, per you and your assphuck "progressive" assphuck friends?
To be fair, Toby has always opposed the war in Afghanistan when a negro was Commander in Chief.
Toonscribe: domestic shorthair
true dat.
Black Jesus, Wonder Negro?
He's getting close to "N****r."
Good point Toons...very good point..
I think Palin will probably soon be a highly paid author . . . .
DWD-YDWETAKIT?
Long as Regnery and Scaife have money...
Checking back in later, maybe.
bo, Tincture of Ignore! |
Wait up, I'm coming too.
Clusterfuck in here.
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Sallyh! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Just the usual wingularity.
Pardon me but I think the war in Afghanistan is imbecilic: And escalating it is somewhere beyond that.
Really, why not bring the troops home to help here?
This is insane.
Hey Toby, are you still wearing green undies, in support of those poor Iranians and their plight?
Any of you have enough intellectual integrity to admit that?
Toby Petzold
do you have the intellectual integrity to admit you couldn't find honduras on a map?
question is, does Harry "put me in a housecoat and I'm your Aunt Frieda" Reid or Al "Stewart Smalley" Franken deliver better comedy?
gonna be maximum fun finding out, nutroots!
Lubyanka | 07.03.09 - 11:46 pm | #
Franken: Yale (not a legacy)
Best selling book
humiliating Limbaugh
Senator, potential pres
Palin: Meth addict
Fucked a moose
About to go down in flameout
scandal
Enjoy the veal!!!!
Huh? Zelaya was elected? That's right, Zod.
Was he authorized to seek a lifetime claim on the job? No. He violated the Honduran constitution.
Why are you supporting Obama on this? Because of the Marxist solidarity?
{{{Jeffraham! Curly! LarryElvis!}}}
Toby was for the war in Afghanistan before he was against it
Actually I think Baptisian would require "speaking in tongues" and therefore much harder to translate!
sj HR 676
That would be Pentecostals... Baptists are mild and sweet in comparison...
(I'm thinking about going to an on-demand water heater, maybe). - Tlazolteotl
they're teh hot.
Dear old Auntie wanted to go with Sears, though.
are our Marines dutifully reading those Taliban guys their Miranda rights
Become a Marine, and find out firsthand, and report right back to us.
Here but only reading at this point... they'll pass out eventually, they always do.
Sallyh -- I think today's kitteh pixels were especially good ones.
C'mon Lubes --
Can't you stutter something about Palin?
Hey Toby, are you still wearing green undies, in support of those poor Iranians and their plight?
No, I think I left it on your nightstand. Remember? You were going to have it bronzed?
George "The Unfinished" Bush II had a hand in that when he was the "Deciderer".
George the Unripe...
they're teh hot
Plus they qualify for teh tax credits under the stimulus package
I guess Toby is not in favor of the Organization of American States in its call for the return of the Honduran President.
So he must side with the only nation in this hemisphere NOT in the OAS.
Cuba.
So Toby, how do you like Raul's new direction?
Roach.
Feelin' a little bit jerked around by Sears not being up front about it being Monday before it would get here.
bo, Tincture of Ignore!
Of course! Having enough competent staff on hand would, you know, cost money. As does yacht fuel, or owning your own baseball team, or expensive mistresses - priorities, doncha know?
Zelaya did not. He violated the constitution. And now Wonder Negro is supporting his crime, right along with the Castros and Ortega and Chavez.
Why? Because they're all fucking Marxists.
Toby Petzold
And you know what else? When are you going to grow a pair and finally call Obama a ni**er? You know you want to, but you are the ultimate gutless pussy.
you can't even stand up on line. You are really a snivelling little pussy, aren't you? You really need to be pitied, you little quivering shitstain.
you are a sad little thing.
a sad little piece of shit.
you have fun, little boy. It must kill you to know you are an idiot.
bye bye.
Why are you supporting Obama on this? Because of the Marxist solidarity?
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 07.03.09 - 11:52 pm | #
No, because Zelaya, being a Marxist, is actually a Muslim theocrat.
Heh you wish Tobes. Keep on dreamin'!
Baptists are mild and sweet in comparison...
I don't know about the Baptists where you are from....but the Fundy Southern Baptists around here are very much like teh Pentecostals....save for maybe forcing women to don skirts ALL the time.
And now Wonder Negro is supporting his crime, right along with the Castros and Ortega and Chavez.
Name one world government that has recognized the coup. One.
(I'm thinking about going to an on-demand water heater, maybe). - Tlazolteotl
Good move. You will cut your energy use substantially.
So Toby, why should we think you care about Hondurans any more than the Iranians. I mean, that was your cause for what, two whole days?
if all you're good for is cheerleading for Black Jesus then I'm not going to pretend to respect you.
OMG, you did not just say that out loud, (in pixels, for all the world to see, forever).
you stupid cracker piece of shit.
and for the record, plenty of us have our doubts, but we just got over 8 years of a stupid cracker piece of shit. allowances are due.
No, because Zelaya, being a Marxist, is actually a Muslim theocrat.
steve simels
Are you sure? I thought he was an Islamo-fascist.
simpels
that's weaker than usual, even from you...
but ain't it gonna be fun finding out all about Al Franken?
You must have at least a moron's curiosity about this leftist icon, no?
Trolls should not waste Marine recruiters' valuable time with hopeless attempts.
http://www.goarmy.com/contact/
fi...a_recruiter.jsp
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tlaz:
Toby, is that really a pic of you?
Yes. It's my very own fat face.
Jeffraham, outstanding cat pixels! And video!
simpels
gonna be fun!
Really enjoying these guys live streaming from concert
Greg Koch & Malford Milligan
www.kboo.org
Somebody at work got an on-demand water heater, says it is great. My only prob is the water heater now is electric, though we have a gas furnace, so I don't think it should be too hard to do the gas plumbing to switch over, and the local power company gives you a credit for doing it.
I don't know about the Baptists where you are from....but the Fundy Southern Baptists around here are very much like teh Pentecostals....save for maybe forcing women to don skirts ALL the time.
sj HR 676
Eeeep! Let me guess... KY AK or AL?
Franken went to Harvard. Simels regrets the error.
Who knows what will happen in 2012, but if Mitt Romney is all the GOP has left by then, President Obama will serve two terms.
(I'm thinking about going to an on-demand water heater, maybe). - Tlazolteotl
do lots of research, used to be major head aches. Lots of failure. take into account distance of water flow too.
Yes. It's my very own fat face.
I'm so sorry.
No, because Zelaya, being a Marxist, is actually a Muslim theocrat.
steve simels
error...must analyze error...
Uh-oh, everyone, tobes is about to go boom. Better get the starship out of range...
Toby really needs to take his racist ass on down the street. The code words for NIGGER are wearing thin.
Don't worry, Toby. We all know you are a racist asshole. you keep those code words flying, but you ain't fooling anyone, you racist prick.
"Not the resignation but stepping aside from the governorship."
Simply beyond my imagination.
Eeeep! Let me guess... KY AK or AL?
minusp
SC!
"Franken: Yale (not a legacy)"
That's an insult to a Harvard man.
but ain't it gonna be fun finding out all about Al Franken?
Lubyanka | 07.03.09 - 11:57 pm | #
So you have no problem with the fact your party's vice presidential nominee is about to go down in a porno scandal?
I guess Toby is not in favor of the Organization of American States in its call for the return of the Honduran President.
I didn't know the OAS had veto power over Honduran constitutional law, Roadmaster.
I also don't give a fuck, except that this alien accident you idiots elected is embarrassing us with his ignorance.
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thats better
Franken was a Harvard man, along with a lot of the Lampoon comics back then.
but ain't it gonna be fun finding out all about Al Franken?
Yes.
This has been another edition of...
Street price of meth down again I see.
Franken: Yale (not a legacy)
Best selling book
humiliating Limbaugh
Senator, potential pres
Harvard, actually ...
if Mitt Romney is all the GOP has left by then, President Obama will serve two terms.
I think Mitch Daniels is going to run, because of his crazy threats to shut down the Indiana State government that left my wife and I sweating for a couple of days.
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blah blah blah blah blah
So you have no problem with the fact your party's vice presidential nominee is about to go down in a porno scandal?
steve simels
caught with a moose?
I love reading the responses at Red State, claiming that Palin's resignation is a brilliant tactic in a protracted political war. Here's one:
"The left will relax tonight thinking that their “left flank” is now safe from that Alaska nuisance. And when they least expect it, she will come full force with an assault on their very center! This is not quitting, this is redirection."
Prepare for a full force assault on our very center!!!!!1
Deacon, and they got their paychecks from Taco Bell today.
"Good move. You will cut your energy use substantially."
Healthy credits for solar hot water right now.
http://www.energystar.gov/
index....tax_credits#s11
Zod, why are you so preoccupied with that word? And why am I obligated to use it? To satisfy you? Go fuck yourself, bigot.
Tobes you have the nerve to be "embarrassed" after seeing your hero George Bush on the world stage??
Franken went to Harvard. Simels regrets the error.
DJ | 07.03.09 - 11:59 pm | #
Indeed. Sorry.
But not a legacy.
Deacon: apparently there's a giveaway on the day-old stuff...
thats better
General Zod
Why, yes. Yes it is. 
OH SHIT
That pic of Toby looked familiar.
I knew some con guy into bicycles and Pontiacs a decade back. From Austin; originally from Sheboygan.
I may have known "Toby" many years ago.
Palin's "Trig" Speech.
Nixon did this, in 1952. History called it his Checkers Speech. He was being investigated for improprieties involving misused funds -- like she. He was a senator, not a governor, but both were VP candidates. She resigned; he chickened out of taking that final step. With eyes welling, he talked about a dog named Checkers, she about a baby named Trig, but to the same effect: to elicit public sympathy:
One other thing I probably should tell you because if we don't they'll probably be saying this about me too, we did get something—a gift—after the election. A man down in Texas heard Pat on the radio mention the fact that our two youngsters would like to have a dog. And, believe it or not, the day before we left on this campaign trip we got a message from Union Station in Baltimore saying they had a package for us. We went down to get it. You know what it was? It was a little cocker spaniel dog in a crate that he'd sent all the way from Texas. Black and white spotted. And our little girl—Tricia, the 6-year-old—named it Checkers. And you know, the kids, like all kids, love the dog and I just want to say this right now, that regardless of what they say about it, we're gonna keep it.
And then he did it again, in 1962, after losing a bid to become California's governor. The concession speech was described as being impromptu; hers was said to be hurriedly prepared. He blamed the media; she did, too. He memorably said, "You won't have Nixon to kick around anymore..." (It's going to be hard to remember what she said, it was so jumbled up.)
So here's the scary part: Nixon later became President of the United States.
It pains me to admit that I am, as one might say, unaware of all internet traditions, to wit; "Also."...
"The left will relax tonight thinking that their “left flank” is now safe from that Alaska nuisance. And when they least expect it, she will come full force with an assault on their very center! This is not quitting, this is redirection."
Prepare for a full force assault on our very center!!!!!1
hellhound
Didn't Palin have about 4% of the GOP behind her? Is that up to 4.25% tonight?
The left will relax tonight thinking that their “left flank” is now safe from that Alaska nuisance. And when they least expect it, she will come full force with an assault on their very center!
We also need to be careful that we don't leave ourselves open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded rear-admiral!
When we remodeled our kitchen a year ago, we recaptured the wasted square footage that was the water heater closet. We mounted a tankless unit outside. We replaced our 50 year old space heater with an attic-mount 92% efficient unit. My natural gas usage is down 75%.
"I love reading the responses at Red State, claiming that Palin's resignation is a brilliant tactic in a protracted political war."
Hmm, Palin is a leader to bring stability to her party and nation by not completing her duties and term as an elected official.
I see the logic, really. (cough)
So you have no problem with the fact your party's vice presidential nominee is about to go down in a porno scandal?
steve simels
[title credits flash on screen, as cold water flows from a showerhead]
MWIYTTAVOC
Mothers Who Inspire You To Take A Vow Of Celibacy
Yea, Sarah Palin scares the hell out of me...... NOT
Why is our "center" under attack from someone on the "left flank". Apparently someone is not to good at maps.
Minnesota finally excreting Franken into the US Senate after 8 months will do MN and Franken proud, dude!
Franken: "Forget Aunt Reid, Franken IS Your Dimocrat Senate"!
I find it interesting that the denizens of Red State pepper their comments with military terminology, when much of their military experience consists of masturbating to John Wayne movies.
last one, how does it feeeeel?
The media is all in a tizzy trying to figure out what’s going on.
Eddie Burke is busy talking to Sean Hannity telling him that Palin’s resignation is a brilliant tactical move cleverly hatched to thwart her enemies. Clearly this demonstrates her political smarts. “Now what will they do?” he wonders. “They won’t have anything to complain about!” Yes, brilliant. She’s really thwarted them now. Why didn’t George Bush use that strategy, we wonder?
Of course, those who have been follwing the Alaska blogosphere closely are aware of the rumors bubbling up that there’s something big…something really big that’s headed her way; the iceberg that’s headed for the S.S. Palin. We’ll see.
Meanwhile what we do know is that Palin has littered her bizarre resignation speech with references to ethics complaints, Photoshopping bloggers, the military, Alaska history, a recap of the administration and a hodge podge of other topics. She delivered the speech with the same adrenaline-filled jaw clenching intensity that she had when she returned from the campaign trail and settled back in to the governor’s office.
If that fucking pea-brain is the best the GOP has, then I say bring it on.
My natural gas usage is down 75%.
Deacon Blues
Hmmm. Got a brand name for the tankless water heater?
or even the dreaded rear-admiral!
Those are only to be broken out during a honeymoon, and even then, only after a proper release form.
I've never been to Sheboygan, Roadmaster, although I did have a friend in high school who loved saying that name every time we got loaded.
It's a very funny name.
So here's the scary part: Nixon later became President of the United States.
bob5540 | Homepage | 07.04.09 - 12:05 am | #
Nixon may have been a bastard, but he was a smart bastard, and was intellectually qualified to be president.
Palin is a political animal who doesn't function beyond the level of pure instinct. You could remove her brain and you wouldn't know the difference.
We also need to be careful that we don't leave ourselves open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded rear-admiral!
You forgot titty twisters!
It's a very funny name.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 07.04.09 - 12:08 am | #
The jokes just write themselves.
http://iamawareofallinternettrad...s.blogspot.com/
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beat it, you stuttering prick.
You forgot titty twisters!
sj HR 676
and flat tires!
Healthy credits for solar hot water right now.
If I build my own, can I get the credit? (Buncha pipe, some black paint, a tank, some thermotronix). Or do I have to buy one retail? Retail's my bet. More stimulating that way...
Roadmaster, have you caught any of the blues concert? Johnny Winter up next.
"The left will relax tonight thinking that their “left flank” is now safe
Is that 'left' like when you're looking at it, or 'left' like you're it looking out?
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It's a very funny name.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 07.04.09 - 12:08 am | #
that's what your fucking parole officer said.
and flat tires!
and Charlie Horses!
I know Palin is going to give us all "swirlies"!
Cleveland Steamers are really sick, and it's no surprise where the name comes from.
Senator Al Franken of Minnesota.
The winner of more votes than his opponent in the 2008 election.
Here's a helpful guide to water heating from the ACEEE....
http://www.aceee.org/
consumergui...aterheating.htm
Nixon may have been a bastard, but he was a smart bastard, and was intellectually qualified to be president.....
Brooklyn Girl, shady dame
Nixon is too liberal for today's modern, now, a-go-go conservatives.
My sis and bil are having a geothermal heating/cooling system installed at their new place. I think they or my parents will get a tax credit for that.
It's a very funny name.
Toby Petzold | Homepage
Hey, Kunte Petzold.
Throw off your slave name.
Be free, Kunte.
Nixon is too liberal for today's modern, now, a-go-go conservatives.
Deacon Blues | 07.04.09 - 12:11 am | #
Yup.
That's what's really scary.
The "Checkers" speech was a speech, and cleverly delivered. "However, at a press conference, Nixon famously said: "You won't have Dick Nixon to kick around anymore!"
This was Palin's press conference, not her "Checkers" speech.
Roadmaster, have you caught any of the blues concert? Johnny Winter up next.
ErinPDX
Some - but since I'm missing Davenport (NOT by choice), I'm not that enthused to hear audio festival feeds.
That said, all you other folks should take advantage of that feed.
Did Toonscribe ever justify Obama's support for Zelaya's violation of the Honduran constitution? I must have missed it.
@Meanie-meanie, tickle a person
"must have a Manufacturer Certification Statement to qualify"
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Hey, Kunte. Don't you yearn to be free?
The Checkers Speech.
Coherent and smart.
Jeffers:
Nixon famously said: "You won't have Dick Nixon to kick around anymore!"
He didn't refer to himself as "Dick Nixon," but just "Nixon."
"I love reading the responses at Red State, claiming that Palin's resignation is a brilliant tactic in a protracted political war."
like the nut down in freeperville who speculated that - that then still missing Gov. Sanford was on a secret mission to visit the troops in Iraq ... fuck, between that, Senator Franken, now Palin's dodge, musta been the wrong week to stop sniffing airplane glue...
Minnesota, after an extended kielbasa-induced constipation, finally shits Al Franken into the US Senate!
phuck yeah!
Did Tubby Petzel ever say why he lied about saying he never claimed Joe Wilson would be indicted?
I must have missed it.
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throw off that slave name, Kunte. Be free!
I see the usual morans are out and about with their indefensible positions on their heroine, the village idiot from Alaska.
She may be under indictment on a federal rap for kickbacks into the ice rink in Wasilla and the constrution of her home. Talk about low rent and a cheap, dumb broad.
Keep running your mouths trolls, but it is so wonderful and refreshing to have a President who speaks in complete sentences, has a command of the english language, and is extremely intelligent and thoughtful. After your hero's Bush/Cheney destroyed the world economy, started an immoral and uncessary war in Iraq, you haver the gall to show up here and toss sophomoric bromides about Obama. What a bunch of fools you are.
Toby, please check with the Honduran Constitution and SHOW US WHERE IT AUTHORIZES THE MILITARY TO FORCEFULLY REMOVE A PRESIDENT.
Otherwise, STFU.
This is the best troolfest ever!
When did Toby become an expert on Honduran Constitutional Law?
How is Luby spinning Franken's victory (60th Democrat Senator!) into some sort of loss?
good grief is there such a thing as a "Richard Nixon's Greatest Hits" compilation?
Al Franken a Senator? You've gotta be kidding me. The next thing I know, you'll be telling me that Caribou Barbie resigned, or something. Forget it, I'm going to bed.
What sconset said.
He didn't refer to himself as "Dick Nixon," but just "Nixon."
Toby Petzold
Changes my point entirely, does it?
And it's "Mr." Jeffers to you.
geezus fuckin krist!
sarah palin's farewell speech is on faux now.....
god almighty! what a rambling bunch of nonsense.... highlighted by crying babies and wild life noise drowning out the whiney cow....
I wonder if she will ever say she will resign... what a bunch of crap
Why did Eisenhower allow French forces to fall to Vietnamese forces?
Damned Communist, that Eisenhower fellow.
Get help, Jeff.
When did Toby become an expert on Honduran Constitutional Law?
How is Luby spinning Franken's victory (60th Democrat Senator!) into some sort of loss?
The Kenosha Kid | Homepage | 07.04.09 - 12:16 am | #
Toby's an Expert On Everything. He has a plaque on his wall that says so.
Luby lives in that episode of Star Trek where everything is the reverse of reality.
I'm so glad that Reagan sold those weapons to our friends, the Iranians.
When did Toby become an expert on Honduran Constitutional Law?
Sometime after the two days he spent lecturing us all about Iranian constitutional law, silly!
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Toby Kinte yearns to be free......
Your quote was incorrect, Jeffers, so I fixed it.
BALIN' PALIN!
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but since I'm missing Davenport (NOT by choice)
BALIN' PALIN!
YEAH
Minnesota finally flushes comedian Al Franken out of its bowels into the US Senate!
America rejoices!
You people should quit mocking Toby, for shame.
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If only he weren't fat and white......
(James Coburn chewing some (inexpensive) scenery on Twilight Zone marathon)
pigboy, if you like Johnny Winter, turn your dial to FM 90.7...KBOO.
i cannot believe that even faux spews would replay the entire palin speech! what a waste of time
To the true Atriot's: G'night and have a great 4th of July.......stay safe.
Franken should read "Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot" into the Congressional Record
How embarrassing! Not one of you can explain Obama's support for Zelaya.
It's no mystery why that is, of course.
I'll wait a few more minutes, but I really need some shut-eye.
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christ, even Toby's comments can't keep up, he's so fucking fat.
Minnesota finally flushes comedian Al Franken out of its bowels into the US Senate!
Meanwhile, Coleman stops up the pipes, causing major expenditure of GOP dough.
i cannot believe that even faux spews would replay the entire palin speech! what a waste of time
pigboy
To us, her voice is fingernails on a chalkboard.
To Wingers, she's better than Mahler (and close to Wagner)
pigboy, if you like Johnny Winter, turn your dial to FM 90.7...KBOO.
ErinPDX | Homepage | 07.04.09 - 12:21 am | #
http://kboo.fm/listen
Is this the PDX blues festival?
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What was that fatty?
N Korea has now fired 3 missiles.
MP: Meanwhile, Coleman stops up the pipes, causing major expenditure of GOP dough.
Hey, it's millions of dollars they won't have to spend elsewhere, next year.
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you're fat?
we know that!
But no Long Dong Silver yet.
However, at a press conference, Nixon famously said: "You won't have Dick Nixon to kick around anymore!"
This was Palin's press conference, not her "Checkers" speech.
Rmj, Street Rat Theologist
I watched his "kick around" speech, after he'd lost the election for governor, live, in true-to-life black and white. 1962? Had to have been, so I must have been fourteen. The bitterness, the seemingly unscripted hostility, was so intense that I really thought Nixon's political career was over. I was fourteen, what did I know?
A political author later - I'm thinking Joe McGuiness in "The Selling of the President 1968" - said that he really, in all that apparently sincere from-the-gall-bladder outburst, had given his political opponents nothing to latch onto and turn against him.
To us, her voice is fingernails on a chalkboard.
To Wingers, she's better than Mahler (and close to Wagner)
Roadmaster, Milwaukee Orifice | 07.04.09 - 12:23 am | #
More like Porter Wagner.....
I cannot stand that womans voice
I don't have any expertise in Honduran constitutional law, but I do know that what Zelaya did was in violation of that constitution and that our own Marxist stooge of a president is wrong to be supporting him.
Why can none of you justify what Obama has done?
Penguin, please, anything to get Michael Jackson off the front page.
Awwww ... Toby's sleepy and we're keeping him up by not answering his question. I feel so bad.
N Korea has now fired 3 missiles.
Penguin Fan
No wonder Palin resigned - she's leaving before Kim Jong Il takes over Wasilla!
Is this the PDX blues festival?
yes
they've been playing most of it live, except Keb Mo last night.
pigboy, if you like Johnny Winter, turn your dial to FM 90.7...KBOO.
ErinPDX | Homepage | 07.04.09 - 12:21 am | #
A friend just sent me some cell phone photos from there
How embarrassing! Not one of you can explain Obama's support for Zelaya.
Nsme one country that recognizes the coup. Just one, that's all I'm asking for.
Upsidasium -- The bike is 99.9% ready to go.
"you’ve inspired a nation; and you’ve ignited the fire of real hope around the world."
Comment by Toby Petzold | Homepage blocked. [unkill][show comment]
No, those pants don't make your ass look any smaller. You're fat.
I don't have any expertise in _____.
It's Toby, you can't go wrong.
KEB MO! oh no, I would love to have seen him. He is good
Penguin, please, anything to get Michael Jackson off the front page.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Someone famous needs to get nekkid.
Lots of people thought Nixon screwed himself with that speech. It says a lot about how a significant part of the country *didn't* change, and/or was repelled by the changes of the '60s that he could be elected President six years later.
To Wingers, she's better than Mahler (and close to Wagner)
Roadmaster, Milwaukee Orifice
She'd be a great soprano in Klingon opera.
"must have a Manufacturer Certification Statement to qualify"
fred
Kinda figgered...
Yes, Toby, your ass is bigger than Honduras.
Nixon lost in 62 due to the Cuban Missile Crisis.
Upsidasium -- The bike is 99.9% ready to go.
Jeffraham, Mister Bobby | Homepage | 07.04.09 - 12:26 am
Woohoo! Yay! Off to click the link...
A political author later - I'm thinking Joe McGuiness in "The Selling of the President 1968" - said that he really, in all that apparently sincere from-the-gall-bladder outburst, had given his political opponents nothing to latch onto and turn against him.
Upsidasium
Nixon surprised everyone by making a comeback in '68. But he had learned, as Obama said later, to be a "national candidate."
Unless Palin learns that lesson, she's toast. I'm not to worried about her winning national office anytime soon.
The Panama Canal wishes it was as wide as your ass crack.
General Zod=epic fail
Someone famous needs to get nekkid.
Penguin Fan | 07.04.09 - 12:26 am | #
Or pregnant.
Or divorced.
Or caught in bed with several people of mixed sexualities, a basket of fruit, and a llama.
ErinPDX | Homepage | 07.04.09 - 12:21 am | #
Why aren't you down there? Are you going to attend any of it this year?
According to the "Nixon" movie he slapped around Pat prior to the "kick around" presser.
fred
the Chinese will keep your sniff-glue prices cheap, dude!
the market at work, you phucking imbecile!
good phor you, d-d-d-d-d-dude!
looks like tobes is pulling out the sockpuppets now
I found the left wing "attacks" on Trig. Atlas Shrugs links to some photoshop pictures on the Something Awful forums (they are in poor taste) while claiming that the "attacks" were encouraged by Wonkette. Anyhow, here is the WOnkette piece (http://wonkette.com/409505/sarah-palin-will-soon-
condemn-bomb-entire-internet) - again, Palin got upset about a rather mild political Photoshop by an Alaskan blogger (which was actually mocking a right-wing talker) and, as always, the netizens picked up the gauntlet. Much ado about very little.
All Latin American nations as well as the United States, Spain, France, and others, have publicly condemned the forced removal of Zelaya as undemocratic and most have labelled it as a coup d'état. U.S. President Barack Obama said "We believe that the coup was not legal and that President Zelaya remains the President of Honduras." No nation has publicly declared support for the Honduran military's actions or for the new acting President Roberto Micheletti, with the exception of Honduras itself, though Micheletti's government claims to have received support from Israel and Taiwan.
bad couple of weeks for the rethugs
Heh.
Nick Digilio on WGN Radio inviting "blatant speculation" on Palin's resignation now, live.
Prize for the best story!
www.wgnradio.com/
They need to show "Nailin Palin" on TV.
Smiling, I like it like that
"Kinda figgered..."
The anti-hippie clause...
Nick Digilio on WGN Radio inviting "blatant speculation" on Palin's resignation now, live.
Prize for the best story!
www.wgnradio.com/
Roadmaster, Milwaukee Orifice | 07.04.09 - 12:30 am | #
Trig is Mark Sanford's love child!
That's it. I am going to get some ice cream that I do not need at all.
Another Top Cuban Athlete Defects to the U.S....Freeeedom
sportsillustrated.cnn.com — A highly regarded Cuban pitching prospect has defected from the national team while playing in a tournament in Rotterdam, Netherlands. His next stop could be in the major leagues, possibly with the New York Yankees.
a lot about how a significant part of the country *didn't* change, and/or was repelled by the changes of the '60s that he could be elected President six years later.
nick carraway
The great silent majority. Hated the hippies too.
Well, Tobes ran off to sniff his sister's panties.
my work here is done.
Failin Palin Wailin, Bailin.
Levi Johnston seems like a normal kid.
zod
you cannot disguise your enormous visible-from-space plumber's crack with duct-tape, dude!
what're you thinking?
Trig is Mark Sanford's love child!
Brooklyn Girl, shady dame
Call it in!
312-591-7200
They need to show "Nailin Palin" on TV.
Penguin Fan | 07.04.09 - 12:31 am | #
They will need some kinda disclaimer saying that it is not actual film footage from VP run.....
sayin
Dunce. If he defects to the US, he has to enter the player draft. He'll end up in the Dominican Republic, so he can remain a free agent.
ps: i could give a crap less that N Korea fired some missles...
The early kitteh pixels.
fred:
No nation has publicly declared support for the Honduran military's actions or for the new acting President Roberto Micheletti, with the exception of Honduras itself
Hmm. A devastating argument, fred. The people of Honduras overwhelmingly support the rule of law. Asshole Marxists don't, especially the ones who run various Latin American countries.
Face it: I'm right and you're wrong.
If Palin changes her last name to "Hollywood," all bets are off.
Or caught in bed with several people of mixed sexualities, a basket of fruit, and a llama.
Brooklyn Girl, shady dame | Homepage | 07.04.09 - 12:29 am | #
Let's talk.
I'm negotiable on the fruit basket, though.
p ps: I really don't like the idea of russia encouraging US to get deeper into Afghanistan debacle.... notice how the big attacked occured at the begining of 4th holiday?
Tell Toonscribe I couldn't wait up any longer.
I'll get an answer from him later this weekend, I'm sure.
Is that litmoid fuck still here?
I'll get an answer from him later this weekend, I'm sure.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 07.04.09 - 12:36 am | #
Yes, Palin fucked Mark Sanford.
You're welcome.
Nixon is too liberal for today's modern, now, a-go-go conservatives.
Deacon Blues
No Dem today would even say the words "wage and price controls" above a whisper...
Face it: I'm right and you're wrong.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 07.04.09 - 12:35 am | #
Okay, Toby. You're right about EVERYTHING, ALL THE TIME, ALWAYS HAVE BEEN, ALWAYS WILL BE, FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER, UNTIL THE END OF TIME, IN THIS GALAXY AND ALL OTHERS.
Now will you just go away?
Good night, everybody. Happy Fourth!
Fuck off, Dogburner
I'm negotiable on the fruit basket, though.
steve simels
unfamiliar with the Japanese eggplant?
Good night, everybody. Happy Fourth!
Toby Petzold
Don't burn the dogs tomorrow.
Did Toonscribe ever justify Obama's support for Zelaya's violation of the Honduran constitution?
Just as soon as you provide me with a link to the Honduran constitution to prove that it says what you say it says.
Otherwise, you're just some fat Aggie bastard blowing smoke out his ass.
I'm negotiable on the fruit basket, though.
steve simels | Homepage | 07.04.09 - 12:35 am | #
Mixed chocolates, perhaps?
The people who did the coup support the coup. Shocker!
Does Atrios keep this enormously stupid troll here as a token pinata?
I can't believe Toby is coming down on the side of an undemocratic military coup.
Oh wait...yes, I can.
Don't burn the dogs tomorrow.
Penguin Fan
He'll stage a George W tribute: firecrackers & frogs.
fred: 's the only logical reason...
Don't burn the dogs tomorrow.
Penguin Fan | 07.04.09 - 12:38 am | #
Or shoot the ice machine!!!!
Die Hard 2 is very noisy.
And stupid.
Well, here's the freak hole: Been listening to WGN radio's stream, and other than a short news recap, it's been like 10 minutes of commercials.
Mixed chocolates, perhaps?
Brooklyn Girl, shady dame | Homepage | 07.04.09 - 12:38 am | #
No Dem today would even say the words "wage and price controls" above a whisper...
Meanie-meanie, tickle a person
Yup. The country has gone so far right in the last 40 years.
new thread
I really don't like the idea of russia encouraging US to get deeper into Afghanistan debacle.... notice how the big attacked occured at the begining of 4th holiday?
pigboy |
Russia has their own Taliban problems, cooperation is needed.
Cheney's big debacle in Georgia did major harm.
Obama's energy policy would do more good towards easing tensions.
Well, here's the freak hole: Been listening to WGN radio's stream, and other than a short news recap, it's been like 10 minutes of commercials.
Jeffraham, Mister Bobby
Digilio is back now.
sheets
Sources are saying that Sarah Palin’s sudden resignation as Alaska Governor is actually damage control because a major embezzlement scandal is about to erupt involving construction projects in her home town of Wasilla, Alaska.
Multiple sources have been digging around in the wake of Sarah Palin’s cryptic resignation speech Friday and they’ve found that when Palin was Mayor of her home town of Wasilla, AK in 2002, she was influental in the construction of the Wasilla Sports Complex and hockey arena. First of all, the $12mil+ project ended up in the hands of contractors who were friends of friends of Palin. Secondly, at around the same time the sports complex was being built, so was Palin’s new house. What’s interesting about that is the house is constructed from the exact same materials the sports complex was built with. The windows in both structures are the same, the wood is the same, pretty well everything.
When the house was being built, Palin, being Mayor at the time, influenced the bylaw requiring building permits in the town so that now there is no official list of the contractors who worked on her house.
The information is coming from local Alaskans who have been watching Palin and collecting information for some time. The reason it hasn’t been made public yet is because they have been told by federal investigators to keep their mouths shut so a subsequent media frenzy doesn’t impede the investigation.
It is plausable that the suddenness of Palin’s resignation, which even members of her family didn’t know was going to happen, could be the reason for her rather strange resignation speech - she simply didn’t have time to construct an elaborate speech because she already knew this mess was about to go public in a big way.
Other blogs have already dubbed this as the “Iceberg Scandal” and “Iceberg Gate” but it’s safe to say that we’ll be getting some extremely controversial Sarah Palin news in the near future
http://www.inquisitr.com/28190/s...lement-scandal/
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