HULK SMASH
another good week of mcgovernizing obama by the republicans. by the time there finished, obama won't be able to get elected dog cathcer. he is going to be so painted as a dukakis elitist it will make your head spin. walk away from this loser while there is still time, this guy is going down hard. cant wait for bill maher to get down on his knees tonight and beg forgiveness, grovel in the dirt and apologize to the holy father for the outrageous smears.liberals always end up apologizing.
day-um!
meme...tr00ls don't count
mememehehehe
dog cathcer
What the hell is that, fuckstick?
memememehehehehe
HA!
day-um :
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I'm better on a bagel, tho.
I'm better on a bagel, tho.
Thers | Homepage | 04.18.08 - 7:20 pm | #
I've always found your humor to be rye.
Sorry.
Bacon flavored bagel is so deliciously unkosher.
So, I can't get you on a sesame seed bun, then?
I've always found your humor to be rye.
But never seedy.
Hey, don't schmear him...
So, volunteering to help others gets shoved up your ass. Must be a Republican in charge.
Ordinary people don't like being psychoanalyzed by someone with a Harvard law degree.
The person who said this? David Brooks
I'll take a turkey club, on a roll.
Is Atrios cooking that skunk in a crock-pot?
Well, I'm off to the gym.
Ordinary people don't like being psychoanalyzed by someone with a Harvard law degree.
We want Dr. Phil!
Bacon flavored bagel is so deliciously unkosher.
trifecta
Oh dang, I make bagels at home sometimes. Now I need to make bacon bagels.
I've always found your humor to be rye.
I'd make a pun involving "pumpernickel" but I haven't had anything to drink yet.
from below
For example, did you ever strangle a deer with your bare hands, and then fuck it while it was in its death spasms?
Lime Rickey
Here in West 'By God' Virginia, we start out with chickens, advance to sheep, and graduate to deer. But the best piece I ever had was a mule.
So, I can't get you on a sesame seed bun, then?
Have it your way!
I'd make a pun involving "pumpernickel" but I haven't had anything to drink yet.
Thers
NTodd will pumper4fiftycent.
Ordinary people don't like being psychoanalyzed by someone with a Harvard law degree.
Ordinary people don't like assholes like him at all.
kai thx bai
I'd make a pun involving "pumpernickel" but I haven't had anything to drink yet.
I think we are all on that same wavelength
Well, I'm off to the gym.
Gonna work on yer buns?
Shorter Dowd: "I became a Republican because those mean Democrats made me feel bad for being a rich racist."
Or maybe a cod po'boy, on that roll.
There are people who are more attuned to the feelings of 'ordinary people', whoever they are, than a Times Op-ed columnist in general, and David Brooks in particular.
ablazee ablaza
Bacon flavored Bacon is the best Bacon of all.
Yet another beauty of the Dimocrat Donner Party Banquet-On-Wheels:
Billary and GodDamnAmerica FuckSmallTownAmerica Obama are spending millions of campaign dollars for the privilege of eviscerating each other...
You go, Dimocrat Cannibal Dudes!
---hillarity on carbo-load!!
David Brooks is a 'regular' guy.
He stepped on a little bit of jello on the floor in a diner once.
turned around all proud like he was wearing a plaid shirt like a deer hunter.
why aren't the dems hammering on iraq?
Because they fear the media.
For example, did you ever strangle a deer with your bare hands, and then fuck it while it was in its death spasms?
In Ono PA, we do that on our second dates.
Johann is so good. OMG.
meme...tr00ls don't count
Henry Flower
Oh dang, I make bagels at home sometimes. Now I need to make bacon bagels.
puppethead
So those strip miners in West Virginia didn't know what to do with the top of the mountain, so they just threw it in the river. Because there was this party later.
"We have been less successful in caucuses because it brings out the activist base of the Democratic Party. MoveOn didn't even want us to go into Afghanistan. I mean, that's what we're dealing with. And you know they turn out in great numbers. And they are very driven by their view of our positions, and it's primarily national security and foreign policy that drives them. I don't agree with them. They know I don't agree with them. So they flood into these caucuses and dominate them and really intimidate people who actually show up to support me."
And of course we object to her because we are sexist hillary haters.
"Ordinary people" are beginning to realize that it would be a good idea to have someone with an IQ of over 90 in the White House.
Eight years of Bush did accomplish one thing. Artfully portrayed stupidity has definitely gone out style.
evening batses.
Bacon flavored Bacon is the best Bacon of all.
WalterNeff, now on blu-ray
I'm cooking a bacon wrapped pork loin.
Does that count?
oh, evening batses.
"ordinary people leave their disfigred wife and marry someone worth 100 million dollars then cheat on the rich new wife with lobbyists"-NPR
Ah, but I've made another batch of doughnuts, just to make sure the first time wasn't an accident. Sure enough - fresh, hot, out of the fryer cake doughnuts are indeed unbelievably good. The only thing that's close would be just picked white corn on the cob that's been in a pot of boiling water for no more than five minutes and is then doused in butter, red chile powder and lime juice.
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have gone that far.
.
turned around all proud like he was wearing a plaid shirt like a deer hunter.
juan non o
I'd like to invite you to go hunting with me sometime soon.
And of course we object to her because we are sexist hillary haters.
Are you always an asshole? Why would you deny that sexism exists and is directed at Hillary Clinton?
see, i say "Johann" and i bet most of youse are like "Johann?"
regular people love their kids.
let's talk about david brooks' family and his parenting skills.
oh right.............
So, I can't get you on a sesame seed bun, then?
Okay, but I think I'm in charge of the special sauce.
(puts self in corner)
Bacon flavored Bacon is the best Bacon of all.
Sung to the tune of "Let Me Be Frank about Frank"
Okay, but I think I'm in charge of the special sauce.
OK, now I'm hungry.
just picked white corn on the cob that's been in a pot of boiling water for no more than five minutes and is then doused in butter, red chile powder and lime juice
I'll have what she's having.
Repost from down below...
DFHs don't want to bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran.
Does Hillary have a problem with that?
Sheesh, I know it's a campaign and some of Hill's sniping at BHO is bound to resemble GOP talking points.
But HRC is morphing into a goddam Repuke right in front of our eyes.
Hairy palms and all.
bacon bagels.
Regular guys fellate those who've slimed them in primaries and fucked up the country.
Bacon's gooood!
Pork chops are goooood!
Eight years of Bush did accomplish one thing. Artfully portrayed stupidity has definitely gone out style.
I wish that were true, but I have yet to see the evidence.
*waves at molly*
its a shame you weren't in Phila this weekend.
They both sound like Republicans to me, except that they speak in complete sentences.
And after eight years of Bush, boy do I look forward to complete sentences.
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re: hillary and iran.
don't forget that madeleine albright is in her inner circle.
Chris Mathews, 'If we lose the Times we lose the best newspaper in America.'
Are you always an asshole? Why would you deny that sexism exists and is directed at Hillary Clinton?
Apostate | 04.18.08 - 7:28 pm | #
Your grasp of logic needs some exercise and fresh air.
Does "ordinary people" or "regular people" even mean anything? I think they're empty phrases that people use to shut down talk about class issues.
With a side of just picked, sliced beefsteak tomatoes, sprinkled with a tiny bit of salt and pepper and vinaigre. And a little bit of fresh dill.
Kevin Bacon is from Phila.
I ain't got a lapel flag pin. I also ain't got a swastika scratched into my forehead.
Appears to be a meta tr00l here.
Later.
And after eight years of Bush, boy do I look forward to complete sentences.
I look forward to someone who can say "nuclear strategy" without sounding like a complete fucking moron.
Does "ordinary people" or "regular people" even mean anything? I think they're empty phrases that people use to shut down talk about class issues.
Apostate | 04.18.08 - 7:32 pm | #
In American political discourse "regular people" usually is employed as a euphemism for "conservative white men".
its a shame you weren't in Phila this weekend.
I can't come down *every* weekend, euph.
Jebus. Basset Hounds are worse than cats for trying to sit on your keyboard.
They both sound like Republicans to me, except that they speak in complete sentences.
Centrist Republicans, yes, not the insane wing of the tecthed party.
At least neither Hillary nor Barack drool. I like that in a president.
I also ain't got a swastika scratched into my forehead.
Accessorize Me
FYT!
People down to their last dollar cheering Chimpy.
Good Lord, there's no reaching them.
Yeah, I know I already said it! But I was deadthreaded, goddamn it.
So, a dead baby, a dead badger, and the Pope walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "We don't serve transvestites here."
I can't come down *every* weekend, euph.
Molly Ivors | Homepage | 04.18.08 - 7:33 pm | # [kill][hide comment]
Comment by Molly Ivors |
best weather of the year.
Chris Mathews, 'If we lose the Times we lose the best newspaper in America.'
Which isn't sayin' a whole helluva lot at this point.
Kevin Bacon is from Phila.
Bacon and cream cheese--yuck.
Are you always an asshole? Why would you deny that sexism exists and is directed at Hillary Clinton?
Apostate
If it's odds you're after, you can certainly bet on it for the rooter.
Chris Mathews, 'If we lose the Times we lose the best newspaper in America.'
Who's losing the Times?
September and October is best weather. Spring is wonderful, but fall is radiant.
At least neither Hillary nor Barack drool. I like that in a president.
Avedon
But it won't be too much longer and McBush will need adult Depends.
Ordinary people" are beginning to realize that it would be a good idea to have someone with an IQ of over 90 in the White House.
Eight years of Bush did accomplish one thing. Artfully portrayed stupidity has definitely gone out style.
Sufferin' Hussein Succotash
Common folk are afraid of smart people.
vinaigre
Sounds French to me.
Whassamatah, can't you talk like a regular person?
Think you're better than everybody else?
sexism is aimed at hillary clinton.
racism is aimed at obama.
which should never be used as a justification for supporting wrong positions they may choose to embrace.
At least neither Hillary nor Barack drool. I like that in a president.
Bush is his own micro-hydro plant.
Well I thought it was about the funniest joke since Hitler's "My dog has no nose."
Oh well.
It's even nice here, euph. Astounding, I know.
But it won't be too much longer and McBush will need adult Depends.
Chinderpends.
speedy, very good joke. ty.
I just don't like Hillary edging toward McCain, in order to save the Titanic.
wombat, phd3: the spring is the best in Phila. i understand your point re: the fall. but autumn is not as good in a citeh.
At least neither Hillary nor Barack drool.
Can either of them successfully eat a pretzel without incident and bloodshed?
2/3 want out of iraq.
2/3 want single-payer.
2/3 despise dubya.
and the dems talk about flag-pins and bowling scores.
Deadthreaded:
I think this might be the perfect cable news story:
Pentagon paid $1.7M to firms of polygamy bosses
The U.S. government paid more than $1.7 million in defense contracts over the last decade to companies owned by leaders of Warren Jeffs' polygamous sect. The contracts, for airplane parts for the Air Force, continued even while Jeffs was on the FBI's "Most-Wanted List." The Pentagon stands by the deals.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/04/17...agon/
index.html
Ordinary people" are beginning to realize that it would be a good idea to have someone with an IQ of over 90 in the White House.
That's my argument for Legacies at those Institutions of Higher Learning.
Common folk are afraid of smart people.
Usually that's the case. But when the pocketbooks get squeezed people tend to favor putting someone in charge who at least can provide a reasonable facsimile of smarts.
and the dems talk about flag-pins and bowling scores.
You are confusing the active ingredients in the discursive soup.
polygamy at the aircraft factory:
when love comes with a seat belt warning:
tonight at eleven
Any day now, Hillary will have ducked sniper fire, in order to rescue McCain from his prison cell.
Where is the big dipper this time of year??
Straight overhead.
One, two, three,
DIP...
Reverse, three, two one,
Revolve!
Lovely. doncjesuis, do u gallop?
GWPDA, yclept Irate Historian
Only on horses, but I wouldn't mind learning.
Sounds French to me.
Whassamatah, can't you talk like a regular person?
Think you're better than everybody else?
First langue was francais..... Je suis Canadienne! So there! Up yer noze!
I just don't like Hillary edging toward McCain, in order to save the Titanic.
MP
OMG! Hillary was on the Titanic, too????
Bush is his own micro-hydro plant.
Molly Ivors
No wonder he was so excited about the underwater keyboard.
What kind of roll has Thers been on? Cracked wheat or buttermilk?
Any day now, Hillary will have ducked sniper fire, in order to rescue McCain from his prison cell.
[visualizing Hillary posed a la Chuck Norris, blazing away with M60s in both hands]
this statement by Hillary is a clear explanation, if one was needed, that she remains a stalwart member of the DLC wing of the Democratic party and an opponent of the Democratic wing of the party. But anyone who saw the video of her "discussion" with Code Pink knew that already.
the New Yorker used to have an amusing feature called 'Block that Metaphor' which reprinted articles from mid to small sized newspapers, usually about local news.
it was hilarious.
First langue was francais..... Je suis Canadienne! So there!
[swoon]
At least neither Hillary nor Barack drool. I like that in a president.
I consider it a minimum requirement.
So there! Up yer noze!
Get hozed!
First langue was francais..... Je suis Canadienne! So there!
Canadian Bacon!!!!!
But it won't be too much longer and McBush will need adult Depends.
Chinderpends.
Molly Ivors
Chimpends?
"Electability" means: "I wouldn't vote for the other candidate, but you probably would, because you aren't as wise and all-knowing as me. Therefore I must dumb down my preference and vote for the LCD (i.e., your candidate) in order to be sure 'we' win in November."
It is a recipe for disaster. It is the marching tune of the Pied Piper of the GOP, which is the MSM. It is the sure fire way to quench whatever passion you might have for your candidate, because you are condescending to me, who must be stupider than you, otherwise you wouldn't be worried about "electability."
Because we all know it's a numbers game, and "I" am among a small but wise minority, who must bend to the numerically superior but dumb majority. Which is what makes "electability:" the appeal to all those dumbasses I don't associate with, but who apparently elected W., because "our" last two candidates weren't "electable."
I'll retire to Bedlam.
Common folk are afraid of smart people.
You mean you can't be smart and common? Weird. I thought I was both.
Common folk are afraid of smart people.
You'll never live like common people...
/Shatner version
I like preznits who don't shlur their words all the time too.
You mean you can't be smart and common? Weird. I thought I was both.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
On The Newshour, Shields making the point that chickenhawks are the ones who most often wear and attribute significance to a flag lapel pin.
but autumn is not as good in a citeh
euphronius, it can have its moments.
You mean you can't be smart and common? Weird. I thought I was both.
You are anything but common.
You are a biostatistician!
los libros de texto que tratan sobre la historia de los Estados Unidos normalmente nno recogen los episdos relativos a la lucha de clases ...
First langue was francais..... Je suis Canadienne! So there!
[swoon]
doncjesuis, Tina Fey fan
They didn't call it the lingua franca for nuthin'!
Wait. Did they ever call it the lingua franca? Well, it was the language of diplomacy in the 19th century. Close enough.
walt whitman would have seen himself as the 'common' man i suspect
and he was quite outside the mainstream being gay, an artist, a mystic of sorts,
French gives me slanties.
Excitement a-brewin' in the Rowsdower household this evening.
We're testing the ph of our soil! Awesome Friday night par-tay atmosphere!!
Rmj, French has...other effects on women.
Chimpends?
He feels his chimpending doom.
French gives me slanties.
Rmj, Bitter Theologist
Just call them an accent aigu.
tres bien avedon!
We're testing the ph of our soil!
What fer?
and he was quite outside the mainstream being gay, an artist, a mystic of sorts,
juan non o
Artists were busy redefining "mainstream" in those days. And then Dylan went electric, and all the artists sold out and became bourgeois, and it's been downhill ever since.
French gives me slanties.
It's the accent.
doncjesus, let me reveal the truth about biostats:
Most of it's not rocket science.
If you did well in Algebra II, not much of it would escape you.
French gives me slanties.
Rmj, Bitter Theologist
French sounds like a dirty filthy language to me. Like someone making oozy, goozy love.
My point is, that it seems Hillary's political reflex can't find a way to just solemnly revere important events from a distance, like we all do.
She has to throw a bookbag at MLK's murder news.
She has to duck under sniper fire, at a schoolchildrens meet and greet.
It's all just a too clumsily contrived a posture, for someone who has made 100 million dollars, since 2000.
We're testing the ph of our soil! Awesome Friday night par-tay atmosphere!!
Shouldn't you consult Elias or mimi first?
they named a nice bridge after whitman.
Rmj, French has...other effects on women.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Par example, it sometimes makes them think that men who are speaking it are teh gaii.
Damn you, doncjesuis!
What fer?
See what/where we can grow stuff. And, for fun 'cause we know how to, like, get down.
Don't know about Philly, but I grew up in NYC, and loved the fall there.
If you did well in Algebra II, not much of it would escape you.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Precisely why I am a theologist today.
Only a handful of people can interpret me, and they're too busy being obscure and obtuse themselves to bother.
She has to throw a bookbag at MLK's murder news.
At least she didn't wave a bloody shirt...
Par example, it sometimes makes them think that men who are speaking it are teh gaii.
Actually, it sometimes makes us think that we're being seduced 
well I'd never seen the direct line from walt whitman's civil war nursing and writing Leaves of Grass to dylan going electric before but hey....... why not ?
well NYC had adequate parkage.
i grew up in suburban phila. autumn is the best time of year. i agree.
Was Roger Simon talking to Dan Balz?
Shouldn't you consult Elias or mimi first?
d00d, I'm not building an offshore oil rig.
They'll be here when we're ready to do that.
We should declare "electability" French, so we can discard it from the public discourse.
It's the only way to be sure.
We're testing the ph of our soil! Awesome Friday night par-tay atmosphere!!
You guys growing pot in yer yards?????
Shields talking stupid now: FEMA et al aren't working at the moment which doesn't show incompetence and cronyism under the repukes but rather lack of money.
los libros de texto que tratan sobre la historia de los Estados Unidos normalmente nno recogen los episdos relativos a la lucha de clases ...
Class warfare!
Class warfare!
Whoever heard of such a thing.
well I'd never seen the direct line from walt whitman's civil war nursing and writing Leaves of Grass to dylan going electric before but hey....... why not ?
juan non o
This is why you need a Professional English Major around.
I still think you're extraordinary, Sallyh. And you can make lemon poundcake and, if reluctantly, use SPSS.
That's enough evidence pour moi.
This is why you need a Professional English Major around.
Quoi?
core french /extended french/ french immersion:
choices and
part of the ontario curriculum as part of an official bilingual nation
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F...h?
v=F39RS3I0D0Y
donc, you're making me blush
FEMA et al aren't working at the moment which doesn't show incompetence and cronyism under the repukes but rather lack of money.
Yeah, and who's responsible for the lack of money, doofus?
well I'd never seen the direct line from walt whitman's civil war nursing and writing Leaves of Grass to dylan going electric before but hey....... why not ?
juan non o | 04.18.08 - 7:50 pm | #
Why do you think the Civil War Vets booed at Newport?
So we got a smaller (80 pound) emergency backup puppy to keep Bianca (120+) entertained and excercised. I am convinced these two will play until one actually drops dead of a heart attack.
rmj, you are ON today. I remember days when I could think that cogently. I miss those times.
"Tancredo on Thursday questioned whether the pope had urged the U.S. to embrace illegal immigrants because it would boost the church's membership.
Tancredo cited a Wall St. Journal editorial that said the Catholic Church is losing native-born members while the population of foreign-born, mostly Latino, members is growing."
http://www.denverpost.com/news/c...news/
ci_8973965
Um, wouldn't they be catholic on either side of the border?
Why do you think the Civil War Vets booed at Newport?
That's funny!