HULK SMASH

Again?


That's three firsts in a row. People are going to start calling me Kenosha.


GravatarCongratulations, Holden!


Gravatarride pony boy, ride!


GravatarMaybe McCain is fooling around with THIS!


GravatarPeople are going to start calling me Kenosha.

No, we call you other more colorful names.


Gravatarthat's about 10% when you adjust for inflation...


GravatarI loves me some pie.


GravatarThat's a goddamned, long-haired, DFH pony!


GravatarMornin folks! Another gray and chilly one here on the Island...


GravatarAre we gonna have to pose ponies for you this weekend, Atrios?


GravatarIs that a post-coital pony?


Gravatarwho are these 28%?


GravatarHolden,

You see the piece in today's NYTs about Joyce Maynard? Apparently she survived JD Salinger.


GravatarGood thing it's not a zombie pony.


GravatarI just read te last post.

Sullivan can't keep track of his blatherings, apparently.

However, I didn't need to be reminded of the itchy butt moment.


GravatarLying old haloscan said I was first.


GravatarNTodd sent me an e-mail this morning containing 12 words, six of which were "fuck" or a version thereof. d00d is the Picasso of profanity.


GravatarThe negative categories were "Profoundly Disapprove" and "Fuck him".


Gravatarour brilliant law school students:

By Preston Hartman '09
Columnist

I wrote two weeks ago about why I supported Senator Barack Obama for President. I delved into the issues and produced a number of well thought out reasons why we should make him the most powerful person in the world. I thought they were all pretty convincing … at the time.

Since then, many of my classmates, some of them close friends of mine, have taken issue with my analysis and expressed their sincere dismay that I feel the way I do. I have even received hateful emails from readers outside the Law School. After a few rounds of deep meditation and consultation with my closest compadres, I have come to the conclusion that I was mistaken. I now throw my full support behind Senator John McCain. The future is too uncertain and the stakes are too high to trust the Presidency to anyone else.

To save you the time of actually thinking through your political beliefs and coming to a sensible and reasoned opinion, as I have done, I’ve included all the necessary research on John McCain below. Here is why you should vote for him next fall:

Political speech must be regulated.

John McCain firmly believes that political power in this country is vested in each and every ordinary American. He trusts in our traditions of free speech and expression to maintain vital and productive political debates—and fair outcomes. However, John McCain is no fool. He has the wisdom to realize that those same ordinary Americans can become very dangerous when they band together in great numbers. That’s why he fought hard for nearly a decade to pass bipartisan campaign finance reform legislation that would limit the pernicious effects of mixing free association with political speech.
mogwai | Homepage | 03.28.08 - 9:32 am | #


GravatarMore Pew:

In addition, just 22% express satisfaction with the way things are going in the country. This, too, is about as negative an evaluation of the course of the nation as measured in nearly 20 years of Pew surveys.


Stay-The-Course McCain is in deep shit.


Gravatarwho are these 28%?
::matthew


"You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons. "


GravatarIs that a post-coital pony?
MP
*
definately

gimme a cigg


GravatarWho is JD Salinger?


GravatarAt this rate, the only ponies small enough to represent his support will be sea horses.


GravatarHowever, John McCain is no fool.

He's a liar, a phony, a fucktard and an idiot, but no fool.


GravatarWho is JD Salinger?

Former shortstop for the Boston Braves, IIRC.


GravatarWho is JD Salinger?
Holden Caulfield


Wasn't he Kennedy's press secretary?

Oh, and he got punked by Internet conspiracies on TWA 800.


Gravatar28% and yet the Democratic Congress cant get the war stopped or even slowed down.

The Peantagon and the president are calling for troop levels to remain high.

Shit, following this "Tet Offensive" going on in Basra and Baghdad I can see Gen. Betrayus asking for at least 10,000 more troops by July.

I hope that the President give a speech today about how great the Surge is working and all the progress that has happened and CNN/ MSNBC/ et al split screen the President with the scenes of carnage that is going on in Iraq right now.

Muqtada al-Sadr Runs Barter Town!


Gravatarsheets


GravatarWell, my flight to Philly is boarding.

Catch you patriotz laterz.


GravatarIn addition, just 22% express satisfaction with the way things are going in the country.

22%. Wow.

Hence McCain describing himself as the candidate for change while tied with ropes and chains to Bush.

Good trick if he pulls it off.


GravatarSo, is that law student letter satire or what? Cause it seems to make no fucking sense whatsoever.


GravatarHave fun, Sinfonian!


GravatarThat pony on what looks like a bed is disturbing. I imagine Holden on the other side coaxing yet another pony to be his bitch.


GravatarStay-The-Course McCain is in deep shit.

Well, at least the American soldier is.........

Meet France, 1916, the old Iraq 2009!


GravatarOh, and he got punked by Internet conspiracies on TWA 800.

No, no, that was Pierre du Pont.


GravatarStay-The-Course McCain is in deep shit.
Holden Caulfield


No kidding--at this rate, even a castrating lesbian bitch or a muslim terrorist nigger could beat him.


GravatarWasn't he Kennedy's press secretary?

No, that was the Frenchy, Pierre.


GravatarI'm crashing the Eschacon party!


GravatarWho is JD Salinger?
Holden Caulfield


How soon they forget.


GravatarOh, and he got punked by Internet conspiracies on TWA 800.

Everyone has at least one tinfoil hat in the closet.


GravatarYou know what would be funny? If one of those trolls showed up? You could slip him a Micky, and when he wakes up, he's on a troop transport headed for Forward Fire Base Exxon.


GravatarHe done had a few pops before he went speechifying yesterday, that's what got them numbers up there.


Gravatar"grasshopper you will be popular soon"-sensei David Broder to drunken monkey


GravatarUm...Did that pony wet the bed??


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