I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Peace
Peace, peace.
Peace, peace, peace.
Peace, peace, peace, peace.
Peace, peace, peace, peace, peace
Peace peace peace peace peace peace.
Peace, peace, peace, peace, peace, peace.
Peace, peace, peace, peace, peace, peace, peace.
Peace, peace, peace, peace,peace, peace, peace.
OK, it's no fun anymore. I'll go call sheets.
8 is enough.
Damn, double homerun. Whaddaya think this is a cricket match?
I couldn't help myself.
Freedom of choice in "ObamaCare"!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=D...player_embedded
phuck yeah!
Hey...if Bruno can fool Ron Paul, why not other Goopers?
i don't think progressive democrats will ever give the mainstream party too much trouble unless and until we are really secure in the knowledge that the stake has been driven through the heart of the republican party and it is certified dead, dead, dead
but then, watch out!
Why would mainstream Dems listen to progressives if they already hold a monopoly?
It's like saying, "When all the Iraqis/Afghanis are dead, the anti-war movement can really gain momentum!"
This Irish movie theater owner doesn't care for Bruno, and lets us know through his MovieFone hotline:
http://www.avclub.com/articles/a...sh-movie,30505/
I'm surprised MoDo didn't do something similar yet. Her whole shtick is based on working whatever blindingly obviously pop culture reference du jour is into a discussion of something wholly other, and being blindingly stupid about it.
I actually thought she was going to have to retire after THE SOPRANOS went off the air.
That peace shit will never work.
Jay C the "good faith" exception to warrants is not in my notes.
obama gonna speak in 15 minutes.
i'd rather he publically flogged baucus, et al.
This Irish movie theater owner doesn't care for Bruno, and lets us know through his MovieFone hotline:
Hehindeedy.
That peace shit will never work.
Trolling the internets, however, is a silver bullet.
What if working for justice hurts people's feelings?
Jay C the "good faith" exception to warrants is not in my notes.
euphronius
Sorry, exception to the Exclusionary Rule.
And if it ain't on BarBri, it doesn't matter.
Euph,
Because as you correctly said, the 9/11 Report was admitted under a Public Records exception, the untrustworthiness burden then shifted.
I am in love love with Simels and want him to ride me.
-MoDo
Has Fox News ever heard of the FDA?
It's like saying, "When all the Iraqis/Afghanis are dead, the anti-war movement can really gain momentum!"
I checked ICasualties this AM: total of 5066 soldiers killed.
the Fox Defense Authority?
watch those dudes are tough
Admittedly, I happen to own both a sword and a pistol. I'm a regular Froggy-went-a-courtin.
when did hte Good faith exception to the exclusionary rule come about?
“That was impressive,” replied Kelly.
But why would the mainstream Dems listen to progressives if they already hold a monopoly?
you make a giant assumption here that an effectively dead republican party means total control for the democratic party
It's like saying, "When all the Iraqis/Afghanis are dead, the anti-war movement can really gain momentum!"
no it isn't
Surely you're not that dumb
if there is any one thing that is ensuring your troll rating, it is that you are a rude little bastard and you think you are superior to everybody else. debate in a civil fashion, please, or we will cast a spell to cause rush limbaugh to take up residence in your butt
.
the criticism indicates a willingness to NOT toe the party line
No, it just indicates that maximum deniability has been reached on a particular subject. But the reflexive "He's still better than Bush/McCain" always kicks in.
people who are advocating similar, if not exactly the same, things.
I'm not interested in 'similar' things because I think that refusing any Party contribution/support is exactly the thing that is required.
That's an interesting assertion without any historical support.
If you don't know history, then you need to re-study it. Without the National Guard lining the streets, it would have taken much longer to integrate schools, if it even would have ever happened. Same for the changes in law that Gandhi sought to realize.
Now tell us what you WILL do
I gave you the suggestion that I wish to talk about openly. I do not care to discuss other tactics that I may or may not have employed, but be my guest if you are so inclined.
alright, time to get out the pitchfork.
nelson, baucus....FUCKERS.
Good faith's been around a while.
when did hte Good faith exception to the exclusionary rule come about?
1984.
U.S. vs Leon; Massachusetts v. Sheppard.
Euph:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Goo...faith_exception
i.e., don't blame the guys doing the search.
Republicans:
-Against health care for the middle class
-Against stimulus money to help localities
-For war and destruction, all the time !
Hope they get decimated more in the upcoming elections and permanently become the chattering, bitter creatures they already are.
Me and DJ in a WikiTie!
"paying 30 percent in administrative costs is good for you"-Fox guest
oh thats limited to a defective search warrant. ok.
that narrows the scope.
you make a giant assumption here that an effectively dead republican party means total control for the democratic party
So what? You're not going to move the goalposts when it's the Dems vs. another party that you fear more than you fear the Dems?
Why focus on the putdown and not on explaining why the analogy I made isn't apt?
Is it because you can't do so?
and so has Kyllo
euphronius --
Seriously? I think you are going to be an excellent, kick-ass, take-no-prisoners lawyer. You love to argue, and you have the tenacity of a bulldog.
Dirk,
BTW, are you sure my sword is NOT magical? (I have a decent imagination at times. Just not lately)
would the people who watch Fox Noise be apt to have seen the movie Bruno?
No, it just indicates that maximum deniability has been reached on a particular subject.
Your faith in fellow humanity is underwhelming.
Same for the changes in law that Gandhi sought to realize.
Sorry, but that's the height of appalling ignorance.
Anyway, it appears you're invested in your superiority complex, confirmation bias and overall dissonance, so I'm done.
I wish you the best of luck with your approach, which I admit I think is misguided, but hey, you never know.
thanks gummo.
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
The open-fields and plain-view cases make for interesting hypos.
Not so interesting when you represent D.
The republics and the wingnutted have truly lost their minds when it comes to the Obama Administration.
the troll has convinced me that Obama is not doing enough.
wait.
I already thought that.
Democrats:
- Unwilling to demand single payer!
- Unwilling to hold war & finance criminals accountable!
- Sending more troops to Afghanistan & expanding Bush power grabs!
Fox News: Those uninsured people, 30% were offered insurance but declined. 18% are eligible for Medicare but haven't enrolled.
But Fox News says we should have an honest and open debate about this travesty Commie Obama wants to impose on us.
my sword is magical and imaginary. so is my dragon
okay, time to draw.
happy friday, all!
I'm still trying to convince Mrs. Gummo that my sword is magical.
the troll has convinced me that Obama is not doing enough.
So what are you willing to do about it?
Continue to line the Dems pockets and let them know they can count on your vote as they slit your throat and throw you under a bus?
I am unwilling to demand single payer?
I thought I had done so on numerous occasions. Oh well.
no expectation of privacy in an open field. but cops cant use devices unavailable to public to search them with out a warrant.
my sword is magical and imaginary. so is my dragon
foolme1ns
My sword has a dragon handle with red ruby (glass) eyes.
It really is kind of cool for something totally and absolutely useless. (I have no fantasies about being the Highlander or some shit)
Wait, they slit the throat before the bus? or is it a simultaneous thing? because that would be unpleasant.
I'm still trying to convince Mrs. Gummo that my sword is magical.
Gummo
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I've got a lifesized picture of the look that must be on Mrs. Gummo's face when you say that.
Okay, one last blogwhore before I go--I can't resist...
my sword is magical and imaginary. so is my dragon
foolme1ns
Does it look anything like this?
contract hypos are tough.
From whose ass did those numbers emerge?
shot in the face by the vice president while hunting. whose fault?
Why focus on the putdown and not on explaining why the analogy I made isn't apt?
Is it because you can't do so?
Prove otherwise
because your snotty attitude is important
the analogy is so far off base that i would have to call on you to explain what you think you meant by it. relate it to the previous proposition, if you can
as for the main point, my original idea was that we all fear the resurgence of fascist stoopitism, and are relieved so relieved that there are not in charge right now that we are willing to get what we can for the meantime from obama and not gritch too much
only when we are free from fear will we really be in a position to push the recalcitrant donkey all the way
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I read a case today - if you allow people to hunt or fish on your land you have no expectation of privacy.
It may seem obvious, but it's a bit of a disincentive to be generous as well.
Hope Samebo is 1 termer
Put your money where your mouth is, FY-O'Ellie.
Note: that's an old adage that refers to making a bet, not you sticking your money up your anal sphincter.
Punish the war criminals! Don't try them. Just take them out back and stretch their necks. They're guilty; I promise. I'll just give you all of their names. Trust me.
Stalling Health Care Reform
A bipartisan group of centrist and conservative senators sent a letter to the Democratic and Republican leaders on Friday urging delay in consideration of health care reform.
The letter, obtained by the Huffington Post, was drafted by Sen. Ben Nelson (D-Neb.) and is also signed by Democratic Sens. Mary Landrieu (La.) and Ron Wyden (Ore.). Independent Joe Lieberman (Conn.), who caucuses with Democrats, signed on, as did Maine Republican Sens. Olympia Snowe and Susan Collins -- moderates heavily courted by President Obama.
The organized effort to slow down the process is a blow to the reform effort. Obama has pushed hard for a final vote before the August recess, arguing that delaying until September could slow momentum and risk missing a historic opportunity.
I keep my sword around in case we get attacked by Gollum and ninjas n' shit.
shot in the face by the vice president while hunting. whose fault?
They buried the dead guy.
Criminal and tort hypos are fun. Commercial paper, not so much. Our BarBri teacher basically said "this subject is so boring, if they actually try to ask you about this, it will be about these few items. Please try to stay awake."
My sword has a dragon handle with red ruby (glass) eyes.
It really is kind of cool for something totally and absolutely useless. (I have no fantasies about being the Highlander or some shit)
DWD-YDWETAKIT?
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Ah a dust collector. 
Give 'em hell, Obama. You don't need no stinking Pukes to pass health care reform. Better they should be frozen out, anyway.
Boy...that John Zerzan blow-up doll is getting a workout today.
relieved so relieved that there are
fast typing makes for dadaist prose
.
I read a case today - if you allow people to hunt or fish on your land you have no expectation of privacy.
Here if you don't want people on your land, you have to post your land every year. Signs must be...uh, 50 feet apart? Not just any signs, but specific signs up to code, signed and dated by the landowner each year.
And there are some popular signs that say, "If you post your land, don't come on mine!"
The letter, obtained by the Huffington Post, was drafted by Sen. Ben Nelson (D-Neb.) and is also signed by Democratic Sens. Mary Landrieu (La.) and Ron Wyden (Ore.). Independent Joe Lieberman (Conn.), who caucuses with Democrats, signed on, as did Maine Republican Sens. Olympia Snowe and Susan Collins -- moderates heavily courted by President Obama.
The organized effort to slow down the process is a blow to the reform effort. Obama has pushed hard for a final vote before the August recess, arguing that delaying until September could slow momentum and risk missing a historic opportunity.
Iwonder | 07.17.09 - 3:17 pm | #
Are they the only ones who signed it?
i feel strong on Ks, torts, crime, real estate. need to brush up conlaw.
State topics. . . whoa boy. coning to cram them over the next 10 days or so.
So the Repukes don't want the costs of healthcare to be carried on the backs of people rather than on the backs of people, like they are already? ....Oh, I get it. Only rich people are people! Now it makes perfect sense!
We also have a big, sharp weed chopper. Hell on orcs. Tellin' ya.
Cheney not guilty of a crime other than maybe statutory one about negligence and firearms. idk. texas is weird.
There is a reported shooting in the forest. Suspect is wearing a hunting cap and a vice-presidential hunting jacket. As police approach, he says, "make that bastard apologize to me or I'll shoot him again." He cocks the shotgun he is holding. Legal to stop and search?
Your faith in fellow humanity is underwhelming.
Humanity is underwhelming. Most are sports-fan minded sheep just looking for a side to take in a meaningless battle.
If you can't admit that it required armed men to win the civil war and armed men lining streets to enforce integration, then you epitomize appalling ignorance.
But, as I said, feel free to advocate for ways to force the Democratic Party to administer real change rather than rearranging deck chairs...
(...sharpens scythe...)
no one cares samebo troll.
i am not afraid, bar exam.
Punish the war criminals! Don't try them. Just take them out back and stretch their necks. They're guilty; I promise. I'll just give you all of their names. Trust me.
Snow (D-SC)
now see, that's the problem with this place. coming from you, i'm ready to run with this idea, guessing at who you're talking about. but if i'm missing the snark, my comment looks really stupid. i hate being a dtd queen.
ina...working on it. the other machine is giving me problems.
Wait. When did NTodd become a Democrat?
Yes it names the six.
Here is the letter according to huffpo
http://
big.assets.huffingtonpost...elsonletter.pdf
Legal impossibility. Cheney is not a "person," because he is an undead nosferatu.
Cheney not guilty of a crime other than maybe statutory one about negligence and firearms.
oh, and that whole concealing secret cia ops from congress. but i guess that's a separate case.
...And I'll bet in his heart of hearts, Goldberg thinks sitting on a bunch of Mexicans would be just fine.
Cheney not guilty of a crime other than maybe statutory one about negligence and firearms. idk. texas is weird.
euphronius failure
the guy who was shot in the face said he was at fault.... i can't remember if he said he didn't duck or what not, but certainly it wasn't cheney's fault!
Yoda voice: You will be. You. Will. Be.
talking about shooting the old man in the face, dirk
Legal impossibility. Cheney is not a "person," because he is an undead nosferatu.
B1 Bummer
Exactly! He isn't technically "alive."
we all fear the resurgence of fascist stoopitism, and are relieved so relieved that there are not in charge right now that we are willing to get what we can for the meantime from obama and not gritch too much
only when we are free from fear will we really be in a position to push the recalcitrant donkey all the way
.
tacitus voldebaer
So when the bully is dead, you'll come out swingin'!
talking about shooting the old man in the face, dirk
euphronius failure | 07.17.09 - 3:23 pm | #
that's why i said "separate case."
Wait. When did NTodd become a Democrat?
Ah a dust collector.
foolme1ns
Or an imagination stimulator?
Who knows?
(But it does look sort of mystical with it runes on the blade and dragon handle. I still want to do a non-Christian King Arthur book. Who knows?)
he could have sued cheney for battery though.
but if i'm missing the snark
I was paraphrasing the sanctimonious troll who is better than anyone who was ever born.
no one cares samebo troll.
euphronius failure | 07.17.09 - 3:21 pm | #
In other words: "Baa-aa! Blue shirts rool! Baa-aa!"
he could have sued cheney for battery though.
Addington would have shot him in the back, then.
Legal impossibility. Cheney is not a "person," because he is an undead nosferatu.
B1 Bummer
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He's nasferatu??? He's ITALIAN?????!!!
(from Dracula, Dead and Loving it)
My sword has a dragon handle with red ruby (glass) eyes.
i brought my sword to Bliss. fokowi and mena were totally worried i was gonna take an ear off with it. but I Did Not. /sticks out tongue, pull pigtail/
that's why i said "separate case."
dirk gently, sociopathetic | Homepage | 07.17.09 - 3:24 pm |
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sorry, i mistook that for boilerplate surplussage.
In other words: "Baa-aa! Blue shirts rool! Baa-aa!"
No...nobody cares.
im not even a democrat you tard.
In sales contracts for metal plates that go on boilers, is all the language "boilerplate?"
nope, just non-sequitor. i think cheney's actual crimes need to be mentioned as often as possible.
We have a case where opposing counsel attempted to hold a dead guy in contempt.
im not even a democrat you tard.
euphronius failure
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would you like to be?
if each paragraph is initialed, then no.
No...nobody cares.
In other words: "Baa-aa! Blue shirts rool! Baa-aa! We don't care what you say! Baa-aa!"
And there is no constitutional prohibition on frisking a corpse. So, y'know, go nuts this weekend.
Euph you should go into vampire law.
Chidy, have you ever heard of a Shakespeare company 'Babes with Blades' Saw their production of Macbeth on a recent trip to Chicago. They were great and looked like they were having a lot of fun.
Ross Douthat on my teevee
I can't think of him by any other name but "Ross Douchhat."
Ta-Neishi Coates, on a thread about something Chris Matthews said, shut down someone for referring to him as "Tweety." It was kind of a shock - I had forgotten it wasn't his regular nickname.
The organized effort to slow down the process is a blow to the reform effort.
...........If there is no public option in the final bill I'll know that it is not possible to reform this rotted system by voting.
..I'll just go Alex Jones all the time,everytime.
We have a case where opposing counsel attempted to hold a dead guy in contempt.
B1 Bummer
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now that's some clever lawyering.
And there is no constitutional prohibition on frisking a corpse. So, y'know, go nuts this weekend.
Jay C. | 07.17.09 - 3:27 pm | #
was bernie carrying?
In other words: "Baa-aa! Blue shirts rool! Baa-aa! We don't care what you say! Baa-aa!"
No...nobody cares.
They really ought to put him on with another Repuke commentator named Ashbag, just to kee the balance.
was bernie carrying?
dirk gently
Bernie was al-Qaeda #3!
I still want to do a non-Christian King Arthur book.
um, dood, you've heard of "the mists of avalon," right? perhaps another topic would be better.
Notice = care now? Got it.
So when the bully is dead, you'll come out swingin'!
You prove my analogy!
no, i don't
and you are not doing one whit to change the world for the better by coming here and acting like an asshole
.
In sales contracts for metal plates that go on boilers, is all the language "boilerplate?"
Nope, those are "bespoke" contracts.
Just found out from the recent issue of Newsweek that Robert McNamara's middle name was "Strange".
No shit.
We have a case where opposing counsel attempted to hold a dead guy in contempt.
Should be an interesting rule-to-show-cause hearing.
Barack Obama is Kicking Ass and Taking Names:
Freshman Dems oppose Pelosi’s tax increase
By Mike Soraghan
Freshman members, who are worried about the taxes and other controversial aspects of the bill, have had two meetings with leadership in recent days. On Friday, they went to the White House for a meeting with President Obama.
http://thehill.com/leading-the-n...2009-07-
17.html
I can see it now...
" Look here, you stupid, cowardly sons - a - bitches..."
um, dood, you've heard of "the mists of avalon," right? perhaps another topic would be better.
chicago dyke, late nighter
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I've always thought the story of Queen Jezabel told from the other side would be quite interesting.
Douchehat: "My mother says that even as a baby, I feared the titty."
hopefully, ina has mail.
.um, dood, you've heard of "the mists of avalon," right? perhaps another topic would be better.
chicago dyke, late nighter
My sister was reading that when we were both teenagers, but I never touched it for fear my penis would fall off.
Who the hell is John?
Didja hear, the guy who wrote "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies", has written another takeoff in that genera, "Sense and Seamonsters".
Senator Jim DeMint discussed health care reform: "This health care issue Is D-Day for freedom in America... If we're able to stop Obama on this it will be his Waterloo. It will break him."
and you are not doing one whit to change the world for the better by coming here and acting like an asshole
But you are somehow making the world better by serving as a hole for Democratic gang rape?
I can see it now...
" Look here, you stupid, cowardly sons - a - bitches..."
Duane V, pissed |
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Not the way Obama rolls. That was Bush's style.
If you can't admit that it required armed men to win the civil war and armed men lining streets to enforce integration, then you epitomize appalling ignorance.
............John Brown,the greatest of Americans.He sacrificed everything,even his sons.Hopefully,I am one tenth the giant that he was.
.We have a case where opposing counsel attempted to hold a dead guy in contempt.
Should be an interesting rule-to-show-cause hearing.
Snow (D-SC)
At least there won't be a problem with Habeas Corpus I guess.
Just found out from the recent issue of Newsweek that Robert McNamara's middle name was "Strange".
The Doors wrote a whole song about him.
Iwonder, i have not seen BwB. didn't really do too much theatre in chicago. my bad. it's just not my thing.
I've always thought the story of Queen Jezabel told from the other side would be quite interesting.
foolme1ns
try "the red tent." not how i would've written it, but pretty good for a "woman's take on life with a Patriarch." i give it to my christian friends, heh. mess with em a lil.
And why do rags like "The Hill" persist in characterizing the rollback of the utterly irresponsible Bush tax cuts for the wealthy, a "tax increase"??
"Twenty-one freshman Democratic House members have signed a letter opposing their leadership's plan to raise taxes to finance a healthcare overhaul."
Fuck 'The Hill' with a rusty chainsaw.
c'mon obama, bring the hammer.
hit 'em with the chair, for good measure.
Senator Jim DeMint discussed health care reform: "This health care issue Is D-Day for freedom in America... If we're able to stop Obama on this it will be his Waterloo. It will break him."
So one petty political "victory" is more important than protecting the interests of Americans.
You stay classy, Senator.
We have a case where opposing counsel attempted to hold a dead guy in contempt.
B1 Bummer
saw that one on monty python.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=d...feature=related
(2:50 in)
Just found out from the recent issue of Newsweek that Robert McNamara's middle name was "Strange".
The Doors wrote a whole song about him.
Iwonder
And here I thought people liked 'strange'...
People are strange,
when you're a ranger,
don't put out their campfires,
get lost in the woods.
its not even a roll back.
they are just expiring.
try "the red tent." not how i would've written it, but pretty good for a "woman's take on life with a Patriarch." i give it to my christian friends, heh. mess with em a lil.
chicago dyke, late nighter
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Is it a good read?
When teacup mastiffs,
http://thumbsnap.com/v/GYU0YHpM
go wrong.
http://thumbsnap.com/v/W3R8OijU
On magic swords:
"He owns a sword, one of the proofs of his kingship. It looks like an ordinary, even slightly rusty, weapon, but it is incredibly sharp and durable (exactly how it retains its incredible edge has never been explained, especially as after examination by a witch the weapon was declared to be quite the most unmagical sword she had ever seen. Presumably he sharpens it.). This is because, as Sergant Colon reasons in Guards! Guards!, one usually became king back then by killing one's enemies, and therefore wanted a sword that was neither shiny nor flashy but instead "bloody efficient at cutting things."
~
Are they the only ones who signed it?
Brooklyn Girl, shady dame
Only the six of them. So assuming that those are six votes he wont get (not guaranteed, they're cowards), and that all of the Republicans vote NO. how does he get the votes he needs with out them?
~
slart: it won't hurt your penis. really! and it's very good. not really historical but of course that's not the point. i can't really recommend the sequel/prequel that went with it, but the original is on my Top Shelf. i read it once every few years. boys should too.
Not the way Obama rolls. That was Bush's style.
foolme1ns
Not This Time.
DeMint had better stop health care reform. Because if it passes and SCers start getting better health care, he is going to have a very difficult time explaining his opposition to it.
I'm not making this up. Dead guy. Contempt. Bounced it on SJ. Needed a writ of habeas dumbass.
.its not even a roll back.
they are just expiring.
euphronius failure
I thought there was going to be a new paltry 1% surtax for like 280k+, though. Clearly, and that insufferable burden on the rich will not only destroy our whole economy, but also make teh Baby Jeebus craii.
Researchers Announce Progress On Development Of Rational Economic Actor
companies feel existing humans still too expensive to manipulate
.
judge: you can't just bring a dead body into my court and then say "no further questions"
barrister: there are no easy answers, m'lord.
they are just expiring.
euphronius failure
Which completely puts the lie to the claims of the gutless wonders Obama is confronting even as I type this.
The Forest House is the second book, not as good, you are right, but lurved Mists of Avalon. They did a teevee movie of it that wasn't so great.
it won't hurt your penis. really! and it's very good.
That was only my adolescent attitude. My attitude now is more like just that I'm so over MZB after reading 95 of her Darkover books, but maybe I should give it a look.
chicago dyke, late nighter,
Oh, there's plenty of room for more there. Mists of Avalon was good.
But the area is just rife for imagining. (I kind of envision a combination of historical Arthur with a bit of Alfred the Great thrown in. I always liked Alfred, only guy in that era who traveled with his own biographer)
how does he get the votes he needs with out them?
That's only 46 no votes. And Teddy will make it to that vote.
Ferreals. DeMint, this will break you, do you hear!?! BREAK YOU! Mwahahahahaha!
No one can catch Watson
Tiger projected to miss the cut.
habeus corpses?
tiger should stop doing steroids.
"Tiger projected to miss the cut."
cool. it gets boring to have the same dood win over and over again.
foolme: see, i'm the wrong person to ask about 'the red tent' being a good read; i'm too much the ancient religions nitpicker to enjoy reading it like other books. like i said, if i'd written it, it would've been very different. the best thing about it is that it really won't offend xtians or jews, unless they're just crazee. it treats the biblical narrative gently and with respect, for all that it adds and changes a lot of stuff. i was very interested in the interplay between the four wives. as in, "i'm very sure i would've been a temple priestess and out of the marriage game if i'd been alive back then."
i love how a judge can hold you in criminal contempt with out a hearing or due process or an appeal or anything if you fuck around in his or presence.
Police have multiple reports of suspicious behavior at Tom Bombadil's house. Suspect is outside, wearing nothing but a sleeveless white t-shirt and appears to be unsteady on his feet, and yells at the barking dogs to shut up. He walks inside without seeing police. Okay to enter house and arrest?
the red tent
wisdom of the ancients may be hidden but it can never be completely lost
.
yes but I'm sure CBS or NBC is very upset.
Good news is maybe old timers will tune in to watch Watson.
Crap! Two of them are Republicans. So it is only 44 no votes.
Come awn. Stretch your imagination. Combine dark-ages Brittain with Japanese monster movie weirdness with "Venerable Bede vs. Mecha-godzilla."
i love how a judge can hold you in criminal contempt with out a hearing or due process or an appeal or anything if you fuck around in his or presence
Direct contempt is fun...
on what charge?
yes because he is reasonably dangerous to himself and others?
For Hecate (just pic) - Ina
Face
Well, shades of Kenneth Patchen. 
you need charges to arrest people now??
since when?
slart: it won't hurt your penis. really! and it's very good. not really historical but of course that's not the point. i can't really recommend the sequel/prequel that went with it, but the original is on my Top Shelf. i read it once every few years. boys should too.
chicago dyke, late nighter
not really historical - there is NO historical Arthur. All of it is imaginings.
There are only two historical references and they were separated by centuries between - and those are one line references.
The first (and really only) historical document containing more than a line of reference is by Geoffry of Monmouth - a courtier and Bishop of the church. (Hence the inherent bias toward Christianity)
He just walked inside! No warrant, no probable cause for nothing. Plus, he's Tom Bombadil, and he pwns.
No, especially in his house.
That judges can toss you in the clink without much cause, is what scares the heck out of me, and why I would never be a lawyer, let alone have much reason otherwise to be in front of them.
But the reflexive "He's still better than Bush/McCain" always kicks in.
This is would be an interesting argument if it were not for the fact that in the real world that the rest of us inhabit, he IS better than
Bush/McCain.
Worlds better, actually. And you only make yourself look extremely stupid by refusing to admit that manifestly self-evident truth.
Tom Bombadil is Master, therefore no jusisdiction in his house.
'The letter, obtained by the Huffington Post, was drafted by Sen. Ben Nelson (D-Neb.) and is also signed by Democratic Sens. Mary Landrieu (La.) and Ron Wyden (Ore.). Independent Joe Lieberman (Conn.), who caucuses with Democrats, signed on, as did Maine Republican Sens. Olympia Snowe and Susan Collins -- moderates heavily courted by President Obama'
You mean to tell me those two republican morons from Maine haven't gotten ENOUGH mail from me yet????
(I admit that was a backdoor attempt at Redneck LOTR. I apologize.)
but he is half naked, screaming, stumbling and oblivious to his surroundings.
i was so pissed with the tv movie version of MoA. man, did that suck. and it had a quality cast even! i have no idea what went wrong, but it was yet another reminder of why i don't trust hollywood and the teevee system with my treasured books. just leave them alone, thanks.
bbl.
it got very dark, now it is pouring rain.
"Suspect is outside, wearing nothing but a sleeveless white t-shirt and appears to be unsteady on his feet, "
= every episode of cops.
You're in contempt!
No, you are in contempt!
not really historical - there is NO historical Arthur. All of it is imaginings.
heretic!
but he is half naked, screaming, stumbling and oblivious to his surroundings.
euphronius failure
Look, Bush isn't President anymore, cut him some slack.
"You mean to tell me those two republican morons from Maine haven't gotten ENOUGH mail from me yet????"
snowe said yesterday they shouldn't be forced to pass something in "30 seconds."
'The letter, obtained by the Huffington Post, was drafted by Sen. Ben Nelson (D-Neb.) and is also signed by Democratic Sens. Mary Landrieu (La.) and Ron Wyden (Ore.). Independent Joe Lieberman (Conn.), who caucuses with Democrats, signed on, as did Maine Republican Sens. Olympia Snowe and Susan Collins -- moderates heavily courted by President Obama'
You mean to tell me those two republican morons from Maine haven't gotten ENOUGH mail from me yet????
Duane V, pissed
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Nelson spokesperson said "it's not that he's against healthcare reform, he just wants more time to study it".
Right.
I guess they will all have to do a little damage control. I hope so anyway.
Why do these senators want the American people to continue suffering? Why do they hate Americans?
Geoffrey, Wace, Parzival, etc.
The Forest House is the second book, not as good, you are right, but lurved Mists of Avalon. They did a teevee movie of it that wasn't so great.
Iwonder
The movie sucked donkey dick.
Loved the book. Haven't read it in about ten years. Might be time to pull it down.
So what did MZB do to denigrate the importance of teh Excalibur penis, that's what I want to know.
When did Clinton first start working on healthcare?
How long do they want it to take?
snowe said yesterday they shouldn't be forced to pass something in "30 seconds."
Other than that PATRIOT Act thing, right?
CNN is going bananas about health care. I've been traveling all day. What's up?
(In Baltimore, helping the kiddo move to New Orleans...)
Look, Bush isn't President anymore, cut him some slack.
OK.
*adjusts slack on noose*
Partner at a local law firm arrested for riding his bike naked. Said he was training for a big ol' naked bike race on the west coast.
"Nelson spokesperson said "it's not that he's against healthcare reform, he just wants more time hold up the pharma/health care industry for more money".
fyt.
there is NO historical Arthur
there may have been a celtic king named something like arthur that was remembered for fighting the invading anglo-saxons that may have served as the seed for the myth
hence the 'flower of knighthoode was lost and slayn' aspect of it
.
Other than that PATRIOT Act thing, right?
Snow (D-SC)
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Don't forget Terry Schiavo
Yessssss. Redneck LOTR:
Pippin: Frodo, what happened to yore finger?
Sam: He broke it off in Gollum's ass!
All: Haw haw haw!
Name of the Day: Gad Berdugo, Member of the board of CMPI, from whence Doc Mouthpiece came.
there!!
public nakedness is a misdemeanor in the Barrow Downs.
punk ass ACLU types.
So it looks like Reid will have to decide if the health care bill will only require 50 votes.
there was no historical Reagan either.
snowe said yesterday they shouldn't be forced to pass something in "30 seconds."
jdw
thirty seconds, my ass. Obama needs to lay down the law with these idiots.
Which part of 76% don't these idiots understand?
CNN is going bananas about health care. I've been traveling all day. What's up?
1) Still flogging the "0trillion dollar cost."
2) The so-called "Gang of Six" senators signed a letter asking to slow down.
3) Obama speaking on the issue in the Rose Garden, IIRC.
B1B always comes through in the clutch.
Saruman looks out of Orthanc: What are they doing down there, Grima?
Grima: They're doin' donuts on your lawn, you sumbitch!
But Bobadil lives in the Old Forest, not teh Barrow Downs! K-mart for you!
So it looks like Reid will have to decide if the health care bill will only require 50 votes.
smarty jones
Like any other vote useta take?
Nelson spokesperson said "it's not that he's against healthcare reform, he just wants more time to study it".
This isn't rocket science. You have two programs, TRICARE and Medicare, open one of them up to all citizens.
What's the deal? Is Tom Bombadil the new Chuck Norris?
Mexicans are funny
there is NO historical Arthur
Oh?
I am Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, King of all Britons.
Pull the other one.
i'll bet obama is on the phone right now with these recalcitrant shits.
'i'm getting ready to walk out there and ream your ass. how hard should i do it?'
public nakedness is a misdemeanor in the Barrow Downs
Except for Goldberry, ...
who runs around butt naked all day scareing the deer and children, with her neolithic form.
the old Forest is annexed to the Barrow Downs municipality punk ass.
"...and that is why Lord of the Rings can NEVER be made into a movie!"
-Comic Book Guy, circa 1993
If you are interested: this is a much less detailed version of the timeline I am (or will) use for writing purposes.
http://www-personal.umich.edu/~m.../
timetable.html
From the site: When did King Arthur live?
There is no easy answer to this question. First, it is bound up in the question of whether or not King Arthur really existed; then, you have to consider, if he did exist, who was he?
LifeSiteNews ^ | 7/17/09 | Thaddeus M. Baklinski
UK, July 17, 2009 (LifeSiteNews.com)
- The sex education lobby in the UK is putting pressure on the government to ban parents' rights to withdraw their children from the controversial new sex education program that is slated to become a compulsory part of the National Curriculum from September 2011.Parents currently have the right to withdraw their children from sex education under the 1996 Education Act.
Withdrawal doesn't work. Just ask Miss Bristol.
The support for Obama's plan is Overwhelming. Until you get to the sellout hooers in Congress.
Treasonous goddamned sellout hooers.
You mean to tell me those two republican morons from Maine haven't gotten ENOUGH mail from me yet????
Looks like maybe they need some visits next month...
The movie sucked donkey dick.
.....
QL-
:poop:
If they balk, Obama will just have to Rahm it up their asses.
Obama should dictate to Congress what to do. What good is being a dictator if you dictate.
Police feels a great disturbance in the force. May they arrest Obi Wan on sight?
Tom Bombadil: Mayun, whut in hayul are yew doin' in mah woods, baweh!?!
Frodo: We's lookin' at them weird lookin' plants you got there.
TB: Uh, never mind that. Now get back inside that tree fore Ah kick yore ass!
If you arrrest him, he will become more powerful than you can imagine!
I am shocked that Lieberman is counted among the six. Just shocked.
don't dictate! What good is being dictator if you don't dictate?
the Force just about ruins criminal law and torts so it is best to ignore it.
Obama Just Now:
"Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me. I have one……..I’d like Max Baucus, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there in the Senate with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a
Cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed,
sack of monkey shit HE IS!
Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?
If I were a lowly freshman rep, I, too, would join the call for no tax on the rich... that way I could be called to the WH and meet with the coolest mofo in the universe. "Just messin with you, Mr. President. Can I get your autograph?"
'The letter, obtained by the Huffington Post, was drafted by Sen. Ben Nelson (D-Neb.) and is also signed by Democratic Sens. Mary Landrieu (La.) and Ron Wyden (Ore.). Independent Joe Lieberman (Conn.), who caucuses with Democrats, signed on, as did Maine Republican Sens. Olympia Snowe and Susan Collins -- moderates heavily courted by President Obama'
What do they want to do? Come out in favor of rescision? Or maybe allowing noncoverage for preexisting conditions to continue? Considering how they monkeyed with the stimulus and weakened it, they shouldn't be allowed anywhere near this bill. These people are not your friends Mr. President.
Did anyone note in the thread below that Ben Jones, the guy who played Cooter on Dukes of Hazard is a solid Democrat who once ran against New Gingrich?
Pretty unbfair ti lumop him in with assoles GOPers on the Senate Judiciary Committee.
whether or not King Arthur really existed; then, you have to consider, if he did exist, who was he?
DWD-YDWETAKIT?
i think a relatively historical arthur as a celtic king sadly but nobly fighting off the anglo-saxon invasion during the 6th century would be really cool
much more engaging than mallory's christianized and courtly love oriented version
.
Orc 1: Gimme your canteen, I'm thirsty!
Pippin: Piss on you! You gotta take it from me.
(Orc 1 takes canteen and drinks it)
Pippin: That's my dip cup, fucker! Joke's on you, haw!
If I were a lowly freshman rep, I, too, would join the call for no tax on the rich... that way I could be called to the WH and meet with the coolest mofo in the universe. "Just messin with you, Mr. President. Can I get your autograph?
That was a West Wing episode.
HAW!
the real King Arthur turned into a sparrow and fish thru Merlins magic. and Merlin adged SIDEways not backwards as reverse had not yet been invented.
Haw??
Hah!
Is Max Baucus related to Biggus Dickus?
Jay C, you are on to something with the redneck version of LOTR.
I know the hobbits are gay, but there still needs to be a Daisy Mae on the quest. Maybe a dwarf babe?
Did anyone note in the thread below that Ben Jones, the guy who played Cooter on Dukes of Hazard is a solid Democrat who once ran against New Gingrich?
Pretty unfair to lump him in with assoles GOPers on the Senate Judiciary Committee.
Hesiod
Yep.
What the hell is it doing raining here?
dwarf women have beards. just so you know.
Oh my. I just heard the Glen Beck clip on MSNBC. If he's not on medication, he should be. He's a scary monster.
obama is late, as usual. last night i waited until 7:36 pm to turn on the teevee to catch his speech, knowing he's never on time.
he was already done.
so today i turn on the teevee at 3 for his 3:15 speech, and am still waiting.
Speaking of King Arthur, has anyone been watching the new NBC Summer replacement series "Merlin?"
It started out slow and has picked up a bit in more recent episodes.
It portrays Merlin as a 20-something in the household of king Uther Pendragon, assigned to be the personal attendant to a 20-something Prince Arthur.
Oh my. I just heard the Glen Beck clip on MSNBC. If he's not on medication, he should be. He's a scary monster.
Neponset
Did you see the clip of Boxer and that crazy Black Chamber of Commerce dude? I have to give her props for staying classy.
dwarf women have beards. just so you know.
Ah, and there is where one of the sexy scenes can occur. The hobbits stumble on her one morning shaving, half nekid.
Redneck Star Wars is a B1B/Jac/Ali production.
I think the gentleman in John's post just won a bet that he couldn't use the words Paula Abdul, Mexicans, chairs and Bruno in one sentence.
"Is Max Baucus related to Biggus Dickus?"
baucus' dick is owned by big health care, inc.
CNN is going bananas about health care. I've been traveling all day. What's up?
Dana Bash started this bullshit this morning and now they've got Sanjay Gooper making his noises about it.
rememebr whan Sanjay was gong to be Surgeon GenereL?
good times.
health care bill corporate opposition advertising shitstorm has yet to hit the airwaves
probably will get ugly just like last time
.
Idea for a SNL skit: Baucus, Lieberman, et al, file into the congressional hearing room all with very large boners and remnants of blue dust on their mouths to debate health care. They jot their notes on a Phizer note pad with Phizer ball point pens.
Okay, I'm off to the city. Talk to you all much later ce soir.
In my absence, if you'd like to see Martine Beswick flash her boobs, you might want to check out Box Office and scroll down to the last video clip.
http://boxoffice.com/blogs/steve...nia-spec-
50.php
Later, gators...
i'll bet obama is on the phone right now with these recalcitrant shits.
'i'm getting ready to walk out there and ream your ass. how hard should i do it?'
jdw
Thing is, not only can he afford to, at least 76% of the American people WANT him to!
Personally, if Obama would go on tv and absolutely destroy and embarass these fools, I would literally cheer in front of the television. I would fucking applaud ..
health care bill corporate opposition advertising shitstorm has yet to hit the airwaves
probably will get ugly just like last time
Just uglier. There already is enough ugly on the air, with Beck, Limbaugh, Savage, Coulter, and rest of the news turds.
Heh...Franken as Paul Simon.
sometimes, its hard to tell parody from reality:
http://wonkette.com/409880/tired...try-
gipperslist
http://www.conservativecafe.com/
rememebr whan Sanjay was gong to be Surgeon GenereL?
We don't need no furriners standing between us and our doctors.
Bilbo: Check this out. Thassa real elf sword, baweh. It's named "Sting."
Frodo: Stank?
Bilbo: Sting, yew stupid mutherfucker! Like the guy from the Po-lice. Now look here, awn the blade, it says "Pakistan." That there's an elf kingom somewheres. Got it from a catalogue.
Frodo: Uh huh. Whaddle ye take for it?
Bilbo: Twenny bucks an lemme see yore ring.
Bilbo: Twenny
Personally, if Obama would go on tv and absolutely destroy and embarass these fools, I would literally cheer in front of the television. I would fucking applaud ..
Duane V, pissed
You and tens of millions of other Americans.
Unfortunately, Obama is beholden to corporate money like his fellows. So he has to be more indirect in his approach. Whether he turns out to be incredibly clever or a complete weenie, we will see.
In the meantime, constant pressure on our reps can't hurt.
Oh my. I just heard the Glen Beck clip on MSNBC. If he's not on medication, he should be. He's a scary monster.
Neponset
I admit, I can't stop playing that high-pitched, maniacal screech at 3:30 into the clip - "Get off my phone!"
It makes me wonder if Glenn Beck will decades from now be lauded as an unappreciated comic genius.
WhaddayaNo,
Friday means CATBlogging
http://cabdrollery.blogspot.com/
"Dana Bash started this bullshit this morning"
andrea mitchell has been spewing LIBERALLIBERALLIBERAL for the last 3 days.
Sting is $139.99
http://www.swordsdirect.com/
lord...ings.html#Sting
Did anyone note in the thread below that Ben Jones, the guy who played Cooter on Dukes of Hazard is a solid Democrat who once ran against New Gingrich?
Pretty unfair to lump him in with assoles GOPers on the Senate Judiciary Committee.
I assumed the post was referring to the character played by Ben Jones, and not the actor himself.
Wow. Tiger missed the cut.
Time to go back to your original swing, dude.
rememebr whan Sanjay was gong to be Surgeon GenereL?
good times.
euphronius failure
Glad that never happened. Obama recently said it was never more than a suggestion by some people.
Sting is $139.99
http://www.swordsdirect.com/ lord...ings.html#Sting
euphronius failure
Okay, call me a complete nerd, but how fucking cool is that stuff!
Bilbo: Yeah, but is it "ribbed, for her playsure?" This one is! Hoo!
bring it, obama.
President O now - CSpan
Sorry, I just can't resist:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D...h?
v=DGeZQrpZbjI
The fun starts about 3:20.
If this is what the opposition to health care looks like, things are boding pretty well for Obama.
Ents have gnarly peni.
Arwen: I have pledged my immortal life to remain in Middle-Earth.
Pippin: Yeah, your daddy used to own the Gulf station on 44, right?
Dana Bash started this bullshit this morning"
andrea mitchell has been spewing LIBERALLIBERALLIBERAL for the last 3 days.
jdw
Funny thing is, all they're doing is revealing themselves to be the enemy we already knew they were. This cat has left the bag. They're behind the curve. There's no going back in terms of public opinion.
The establishment is panicking over health care. ONce it passes, and the world doesn't come to and end -- and people actually like it -- that's all she wrote.
And they know it.
gummo i would buy this
http://www.epicweapons.com/produ...ts/frostmourne/
i think a relatively historical arthur as a celtic king sadly but nobly fighting off the anglo-saxon invasion during the 6th century would be really cool
have you seen "The skystone" series? i have no idea how many books he's up to now, but the author has tried to keep the setting and characters pretty historical. they're very much "boy" books, if you know what i mean. but truly, if you go looking for it, reinterpretations of the arthurian legend are legion.
Well, Sanjay, Dana and Andrea will all get tax increases from the House bill.
No wonder they are goiing apeshit. No one ever discloses that little conflict of interest, do they?
Eowyn: Who's "Arwen?"
Aragorn: Uh . . . nobody.
In the meantime, constant pressure on our reps can't hurt.
Gummo
I just e-mailed Snowe and Collins YET AGAIN....
I didn't mince words.
Well, Sanjay, Dana and Andrea will all get tax increases from the House bill.
No wonder they are goiing apeshit. No one ever discloses that little conflict of interest, do they?
Hesiod
Ed Schultz does.
Fuck all that weenie shit, O. Get to the inoutinout.
Sam: Shit fire, that's a bigass spider!
Frodo: Fuck, if there's a water bug in there, I'm gone.
i don't own a sword but iffin i did i would be samurai-ish or something light but classy & deadly like something Hamlet would have.
The establishment is panicking over health care. ONce it passes, and the world doesn't come to and end -- and people actually like it -- that's all she wrote.
And they know it.
Hesiod | 07.17.09 - 4:10 pm | #
The insurance companies especially.
Just read this headline:
Palin promises less politically correct tweets
News, eh?
Why does Beck assume that we would just copy Canada's system and not, like, create our own?
Nunna that gah happn if u don't get teh Public Plan, O.
(Gollum fishes dead possum out of apartment complex swimming pool, looks around, eats it)
"authentic" folded steel japanese katana are tres pricy.
Sam: Frodo, yer dumb as hell! Yer all, "I know, let's follow Gollum!" What tha fuck were you thinkin'!?!
If universal health care happens there will be many wage slaves, who will leave their work prisons, and strike out on their own. One of the things that scares republicans a lot.
I wish the Dems would take the tack of:
"Canada has national healthcare. England has national healthcare. Sweden has national healthcare.
We think anything these countries can do, America can do, and do better. Republicans don't. They don't think Americans are smart enough to accomplish what most of the rest of the world has already accomplished. Republicans think you're stupid and incompetent.
Who's right, America? Your Democratic Party, which knows we can tackle anything we set our minds to, or the Republicans, who think Americans are too stupid to match the rest of the world in taking care of our people!?"
Arthur: aw sheet ah done loss mah bros sword!
Kid: hey mister there's one in that there rock
Arthur: dang i hope it ain't stuck
I’d like Max Baucus, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there in the Senate with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a
Cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed,
sack of monkey shit HE IS!
Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?
Unrepentant Fenian
I love Christmas!
A while back, a guy walked into a sword store here, in one of the malls, grabbed a sword from the wall, and started slashing people up.
They keep the swords locked up now.
The Yiddish version of the Arthurian Legend, with R. Schneerson as Merlin and Y. Bocher as Arthur in which Arthur is the heir to a hassidic kingdom in Crown Heights and has to defend it against real-estate developers who want to put a golf course and mayonnaise factory in the heart of the neighborhood, is really a tear jerker.
Teh Pubic plan, O. Get to teh Pubic plan.
They keep the swords locked up now.
They'd do that here, but the sword lobby's too strong.
When swords are outlawed, only outlaws will have swords.
"Badly Mistaken", Indeed!
Faramir: I am Faramir.
Sam: Snort! Huh huh, "Faramir?"
Faramir: What? Stop laffin'! What's yore deal, mayun?
Sam: Hold on, now lemme get this straight. Yore name is "Fay-ra-mir" an yew live in this hole witha bunch men, right?
Faramir: Yeah. So fuckin' whut?
Sam: Nothin'. Never mind.
Gandalf: Sauron has many spies. Birds. Beasts.
Pippin: My cousin had a boa constrictor, but it escaped after they sent his dumb tweaker ass to county. What's all this about Zorro now?
You mean to tell me those two republican morons from Maine haven't gotten ENOUGH mail from me yet????
Looks like maybe they need some visits next month...
NTodd, Wise Latina
Sure does!
Here's a video of the sword dude:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k...h?v=kyO49DYg_-
o
I just e-mailed Snowe and Collins YET AGAIN....
Call their DC and ME offices. And ask for a meeting during the recess.
Well, Barack Obama isn't giving a single goddamned inch!
Right on, Mr. President!
i don't own a sword but iffin i did i would be samurai-ish or something
light but classy & deadly like something Hamlet would have.
I gave mine to a friend, who later used it to audition and gain membership in the Flying Karamazov Brothers.
i still say the funniest thing i ever saw that was LOTR related was the youtube "how LOTR should've ended."
"dood, can you imagine how long this would've taken if we'd walked?" heh.
Call their DC and ME offices. And ask for a meeting during the recess.
NTodd
Good idea. I will!
Aragorn: This here's Viagra, the sword that was broken. Note that I said "was."
Well, Barack Obama isn't giving a single goddamned inch!
Right on, Mr. President!
Duane V, pissed
Summary? Details? Hints?
Shorter Obama: STFU, CNN, Goopers Dana Bash and Sanjay. You're creating a story where none exists.
two teenagers had sex next to me during ROTK.
sigh.
Gandalf: Shut up and get on the horse, you dumb sumbitch! It's called Shadowfax.
Pippin: Piss on that! I'm a Chevy man, beardie!
NToddler has a ginga dildo.
Uh, awp?
i still say the funniest thing i ever saw that was LOTR related was the youtube "how LOTR should've ended."
"dood, can you imagine how long this would've taken if we'd walked?" heh.
chicago dyke, late nighter
Back in the late 1960s/early 1970s when LOTR fanship was in its first heyday, the Harvard Lampoon released a slim parody called "Bored of the Rings."
Don't know if it's available but when I was 14, 15, I thought it was one of the funniest things I'd ever read.
Sadly, the Julio Lugo era in Boston appears to be at an end.
http://www.boston.com/sports/
bas...designated.html
two teenagers had sex next to me during ROTK.
When I went to see it I don't think there was a girl for blocks.
Last time I checked, my wife's female and she adores LOTR.
Gummo, i've seen that. i think. yeah, it was funny. hell, i'm not 15 anymore and i still find LOTR jokes amusing. but the books? oh goddess no. they do totally bore me now. i'm a sillmarillion/lost tales sort of person.
Well, Julio still gets paid next year if they release his worthless self.
Sadly, the Julio Lugo era in Boston appears to be at an end.
We'll gladly take him.
Why must everyone laugh at my mighty sword? / Randy Newman
Gandalf: Boy, yew touch mah ball agin an' Ah'm gonna kick yore ass!
Pippin: HAAAW! BWAAHAHAHAHAW! Ow, mutherfucker! Wha'd ya do that for?
two teenagers had sex next to me during ROTK.
"Hey, mister. Hold my popcorn, willya?"
I've never read LOTR. I've never seen LOTR. I've never _____ LOTR.
Last time I checked, my wife's female and she adores LOTR.
Gummo
There's a chance my present SO and I saw the first flick at the same showing, with different people.
sex in the theatre can be lots of fun. i guess it's tacky and rude, but you know, it's sex- who cares what people not having it think?
i'm a sillmarillion/lost tales sort of person.
chicago dyke, late nighter | Homepage | 07.17.09 - 4:25
*high five*
i love Narn i chin Hurin
i love Narn i chin Hurin
euphronius failure
Turin had a rough go. You thought you had a bad day!
Gummo, i've seen that. i think. yeah, it was funny. hell, i'm not 15 anymore and i still find LOTR jokes amusing. but the books? oh goddess no. they do totally bore me now. i'm a sillmarillion/lost tales sort of person.
chicago dyke, late nighter
Well, it's true that there are whole chapters in LOTR that Mrs. Gummo describes as "walking walking walking walking/running running running running"....
I took a long time to like LOTR... my mom adored it and read the series several times.
I now have them on audio to listen to while in the kitchen... along with the Harry Potter series.
sex in the theatre can be lots of fun. i guess it's tacky and rude, but you know, it's sex- who cares what people not having it think?
Wanna see a movie tonight?
I don't think this gentleman understands either Bruno or healthcare reform. Nor, for that matter, Mexicans or furniture.
Thers-worthy snark, imho.
Id live in Doriath if i could.
my number one place i wat to go.
Doriath. heh.
Well, it's true that there are whole chapters in LOTR that Mrs. Gummo describes as "walking walking walking walking/running running running running"....
Gummo
Definitely gives the feeling you're walking the miles and miles and miles with them....
Kid next to me at "Drag Me to Hell" Was flat-out wasted and obnoxious, and even the cute little goth kids in front of him were threatening to beat his ass by the end of the flick.
thats the best parts. the travelogue.
Arthur: oarsome that sword done come raht out
Brother: shoot ayrthur that theres excallybaor
Arthur: what wheres an eggsgullibur?
Broth: dang this'n mean you gets to be kang
Arthur: shoot kang o' whut?
Last time I checked, my wife's female and she adores LOTR.
Gummo
Unpossible. Females are repelled by LOTR. Almost as bad as not owning a car.
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Well, it's true that there are whole chapters in LOTR that Mrs. Gummo describes as "walking walking walking walking/running running running running"....
Gummo | 07.17.09 - 4:27 pm | #
The book bored me to tears (didn't even finish it), but I enjoyed the movies.
Arthur: shoot kang o' whut?,
my wife love the movies the FIRST 4 times.
now not so much.
Unpossible. Females are repelled by LOTR.
No, either Monty Python, or the Three Stooges.
The book bored me to tears (didn't even finish it), but I enjoyed the movies.
Brooklyn Girl, shady dame
I still reread LOTR every few years.
Silmarillion too, but the sheer number of characters still leaves me confused.
i love Narn i chin Hurin
euphronius failure
wonderfully tragic. the golden days of Beleriand are my favs. i can see myself being a Haleth.
the only really important character is Feanor
New revelations that "the deed" was (is) taking place in the C Street house.
Should be called the F Street house. "You wanna come to my room for bible study?" Another one for the urban dictionary.
Bored of the Rings.
I think they reprinted it when the movie(s) came out.
Gummo : Well, it's true that there are whole chapters in LOTR that Mrs. Gummo describes as "walking walking walking walking/running running running running"....
"There and Back Again" - He put it right there.
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DJ : No, either Monty Python, or the Three Stooges.
Or Trek. Or any sci-fi.
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I have stated before that Feanor gassed his own people.
Fuck that guy!
the only really important character is Feanor
euphronius failure
True. If not for his pride, how different the history of Middle Earth and the Blessed Realms...
Unpossible. Females are repelled by LOTR.
No, either Monty Python, or the Three Stooges.
DJ
Three Stooges, no, but Monty Python yes. Buster Keaton, Laurel and Hardy ok. Harold Lloyd? Absolutely!
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GOP Sens. Richard Lugar of Indiana, the Senate's most senior Republican, Mel Martinez of Florida, its lone Hispanic Republican, and Olympia Snowe of Maine all announced they'd vote for Sotomayor, praising her qualifications and her testimony at four days of Judiciary Committee hearings this week.
Will she get 80 votes? Roberts was 78 to 22. Alito was 58 to 42.
Oh Christ. SO won't stop talking about Buster Keaton. If I wake up with a straw boater on, I'm calling the cops.
I have stated before that Feanor gassed his own people.
Fuck that guy!
Jay C. | 07.17.09 - 4:32 pm | # [kill][hide c
"authentic" folded steel japanese katana are tres pricy.
euphronius failure
That's right. I killed your master. And now I'm going to kill you, with your own sword no less. Which in the immediate future, will become my sword.
i really like it. i confess that i'd like to learn to use it really well. sword forms and yoga aren't too far apart.
I think I need some bacon. Might help, couldn't hurt.
http://www.thecometcafe.com/
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Oh Christ. SO won't stop talking about Buster Keaton. If I wake up with a straw boater on, I'm calling the cops.
Jay C.
Run like hell if she asks you to stand in front of a house's window...
Run like hell if she asks you to stand in front of a house's window...
ellroon,
... or stand perfectly still!
Brother: effen yoo thank ahm gonna neel 'fore you's craazy
Arthur: ah ain't naw kang
Merlin: artie yoar pappy wuz oother paindraygone
Arthur: mah pappy wuz what?
I've never _____ LOTR
Fucked?
the idea of women using katana is bonerific.
which reminds me of one of my favorite words: evicerate
Best satire in Bored of the Rings: calling a chapter "Some Monsters."
or, indeed, eviscerate.
and, erm, i hope you all know i was quoting a movie there, not threatening to chop off atrios' head or anything like that.
Wanna see a movie tonight?
leibniz♘☮
wit u, babee? mwah! always.
evicerate
Check your spelling.
which reminds me of one of my favorite words: evicerate
euphronius failure
Embranglement is mine. Defenestrate is another...
It's all drivel. Fun drivel, but drivel.
um dude. the events of LOTR et al happened.
Are you accusing us of DRIVELING??!1!
I know. They made a movie about it and everything!
mwah! always.
made my day;
um dude. the events of LOTR et al happened.
Just yesterday. Or the day before. I forget.
It's in the fossil record- you can clearly see the skeletons of metrosexual douchebag Elves!
I've never _____ LOTR
Fucked?
Oh, I love Mad Libs!
"lubricated"
i do wonder what it would be like to live in permanent twilight. with enough stars to really see by, but no moon. i guess the elves have much better vision than we do, bc i can't really see that working so well for us humans. "honey, what's that coming out of the woods? it's really big and seems to have eight legs." "don't worry sweetie, that's just one of those moving trees again." /chomp/
Another fav word: plethora... you can spit on someone's face if you want to when saying that....
Check out your state's guidelines for emergency responders for determining when someone is "obviously dead." Eviscerate is in there somewhere.
Embranglement is mine. Defenestrate is another...
I've always liked "contemn."
I'd rather contemn someone than "hold them in contempt."
Another fav word: plethora... you can spit on someone's face if you want to when saying that....
Ptuii.
Oh Christ. SO won't stop talking about Buster Keaton. If I wake up with a straw boater on, I'm calling the cops. Jay C.
Tell her/im s/he has to start calling you The General in bed.
or vampyres and rabid wovles from Utumno!
God's mysterious plan in having Teh Pope break his wristbone was simply to remind us how mysterious his plans are!
Contumnacious!
I saw a fossil of Nancy Reagan blowing a dinosaur.
speaking of swords and mythology.
i do lurv me the General.
Actually, the events of LOTR ocurred between days 6 and 7 of Genesis.
You will find me contemning villains .... and whistling.
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Check out your state's guidelines for emergency responders for determining when someone is "obviously dead." Eviscerate is in there somewhere.
B1 Bummer
Exsanguinate. Also.
but no. im born into this general body in this boring age with no wonder or mystery or gods or even fel beasts.
not evil strongholds, no forbiding realms. just Trenton, the Interstate and QVC.
chi dy -
I have some (ok, very little) experience with live steel katanas. They're very tricky - unless you're really good you end up being as much of a menace to yourself as to others. But on the plus side, your forearms get absolutely ripped while you're learning to swing the thing straight enough to cut with it.
I think I saw a Fell Beast circling the Jersey Turnpike. Over near the Molly Pitcher rest stop.
The book bored me to tears (didn't even finish it), but I enjoyed the movies.
Brooklyn Girl, shady dame
I still reread LOTR every few years.
Silmarillion too, but the sheer number of characters still leaves me confused.
Gummo | 07.17.09 - 4:31 pm | #
I reread LOTR every year, Hobbit and Silmarillion every other year.
i love Narn i chin Hurin
euphronius failure
wonderfully tragic. the golden days of Beleriand are my favs. i can see myself being a Haleth.
chicago dyke, late nighter | Homepage | 07.17.09 - 4:31 pm
I can see you as Haleth.
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Gummo
Let's just say he ended on an 'up' note..
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