I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Back again.
And I get a frist.
Seems every last one of these people is stoopit.
I second that
STOOPIT!
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Yjay's not right...isn't Obama from Kuwait?
Scientists said that the arctic ice is at its second lowest level in the past 30 years or since the satellite records began.
Experts from the National Snow and Ice Data Center (NSIDC) said the latest data shows that the arctic ice is now bellow the 2005 level and that the melting process started earlier this year. This means that it might reach its lowest recorded level in September despite the fact that this year’s temperatures have been lower compared to last year, NSIDC scientists explained.
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Palin can't take Cheney's place. Shit, she couldn't get out of this brother-in-law-gate without leaving her greasy fingerprints all over it. How could she HOPE to get away with exposing a counter-proliferation asset in the CIA?
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Obama first visited troops in Kuwait in January 2006, a year and a half before Palin's visit.
Why would Princess Mooseburger be visiting troops in a foreign country, while she was still Mayor of Simpleton?
But she has more executive experience than Mc...er, Obama!
We talked about schools, gas prices, nukes, infrastructure, cost of living. It was as if he had become aware of the undeniable state of our country but was unable to badmouth a repuke.
Camelot--sounds like you have a project, that might yield results. people gain awareness in their own time and follow their own path to realization. It is prolly pretty hard to believe that teh Gooper party is the suck if you have thought they stood for family, faith and freedom your whole childhood and early adult life.
sad, but a worthy project.
Seems every last one of these people is stoopit.
smarty jones | 08.30.08 - 9:06 pm |
And they're still running the country. And the media.
From below.
Nagin just ordered the mandatory evacuation of NO starting at 800 tomorrow. Press conference on now.
http://www.maroonspoon.com/wx/gu.../wx/
gustav.html
Damn....I need another Bud light.
and a vicodin
I'm just glad my fundie mom's not voting this year.
She LOVES Dubya.
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Any way of beating Pollowitz senseless over the Intertubes?
At least that Cornholer can probably look up population numbers, unlike Pornmumu.
I'm driving from NYC to Canada tomorrow. 2 Alaskan moose have asked if they can bum a ride.
Nagin just ordered the mandatory evacuation of NO starting at 800 tomorrow. Press conference on now.
oh no
fuck
Maybe McCain can rip off XTC's "Mayor of Simpleton" when Palin comes out to campaign.
I hate Nick Saban so much i'm reduced to rooting for clemson (yech), & i'm not happy about things rt now.
Greg Pollowitz blogs for NRO. Facts don't pay the bills.
But she has more executive experience than Mc...er, Obama!
NTodd, Komodo Dragon Fucker | Homepage | 08.30.08 - 9:08 pm |
In the comments from that article you linked to a couple of threads back, that's what her supporters were pushing 'she's got 'executive' experience. Whatever.
Seems every last one of these people is stoopit.
smarty jones | 08.30.08 - 9:06 pm |
And they're still running the country. And the media.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins
i just pray that there are caring people in charge of on the ground hurricane operations.
Nagin just ordered the mandatory evacuation of NO starting at 800 tomorrow. Press conference on now.
Fucking depressing.
Dirty Ole Grampy and Arm Candy are not who you want in office when this type of shit goes down, period.
Facts? Who needs facts? Not Maureen Dowd:
The movie ends with the former beauty queen shaking out her pinned-up hair, taking off her glasses, slipping on ruby red peep-toe platform heels that reveal a pink French-style pedicure, and facing down Vladimir Putin in an island in the Bering Strait. Putting away her breast pump, she points her rifle and informs him frostily that she has some expertise in Russia because it’s close to Alaska. “Back off, Commie dude,” she says. “I’m a much better shot than Cheney.”
Then she takes off in her seaplane and lands on the White House lawn, near the new ice fishing hole and hockey rink. The “First Dude,” as she calls the hunky Eskimo in the East Wing, waits on his snowmobile with the kids — Track (named after high school track meets), Bristol (after Bristol Bay where they did commercial fishing), Willow (after a community in Alaska), Piper (just a cool name) and Trig (Norse for “strength.”)
“The P.T.A. is great preparation for dealing with the K.G.B.,” President Palin murmurs to Todd, as they kiss in the final scene while she changes Trig’s diaper. “Now that Georgia’s safe, how ’bout I cook you up some caribou hot dogs and moose stew for dinner, babe?”
The New York Times, the paper of record, all the news that's fit to print.
Must suck to be Maverick and watch the guy you didn't pick as running mate, Jindal, all over the teevee for the next 4 days.
does "community organizing" experience qualify Milli Vanilli Obama to manage, say, a Dairy Queen?
speaking of clemson, all day my house (downtown atlanta) has been surrounded by three hordes:
science fiction peeps dressed up in star wars and tolkien garb, the black gay pride day events, and the rest a whole shitload of people in orange
i just pray that there are caring people in charge of on the ground hurricane operations.
smarty jones | 08.30.08 - 9:11 pm
From the federal government? Probably not.
local, yeah. But are they competent?
I'll agree - fuck Nick Saban.
Brownie!! Brownie!! Halp! Halp!
does "community organizing" experience qualify Milli Vanilli Obama to manage, say, a Dairy Queen?
Yes.
Oh! Caturday!
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Rich
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/3...ion/
31rich.html
Dowd
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/3...ion/
31dowd.html
This time, I'm really worried about the Old River Control structure. How much of a beating can that thing take?
“The P.T.A. is great preparation for dealing with the K.G.B.,” President Palin murmurs to Todd, as they kiss in the final scene while she changes Trig’s diaper. “Now that Georgia’s safe, how ’bout I cook you up some caribou hot dogs and moose stew for dinner, babe?”
The New York Times, the paper of record, all the news that's fit to print.
Neponset | 08.30.08 - 9:12 pm |
MoDo has some serious, serious issues.
The New York Times, the paper of record, all the news that's fit to print.
Neponset |
oh. no.
that's not really in print, is it?
“Back off, Commie dude,” she says. “I’m a much better shot than Cheney.”
Heh. Putin would come to Washington, drink her under the table, take her upstairs and fuck her silly, catch the next plane back to Moscow, and then never call.
Will Gustav wind down to a 3 or 4 before it hits? 5 - holy batman, robin.
Click P. O'Neill's link, if you dare.
Does "being a prisoner for 5 1/2 years" experience qualify POW POW to manage, say, a Tastee Freeze?
that's not really in print, is it?
Not for much longer...
I'm driving from NYC to Canada tomorrow. 2 Alaskan moose have asked if they can bum a ride.
macacawitz
Sorry if someone's already posted this, but all this moose talk makes me want to share a classic bit of comedy.
Palin is 44, looks a smokin hot 30
does "community organizing" experience qualify Milli Vanilli Obama to manage, say, a Dairy Queen?
In the 1980s, there was a music artist...I think by the name of Adam Ant, who did a song called "Desperate but Not Serious".
Perfect for McCain's campaign.
Maybe he can rip that off, too.
Along with "Mayor of Simpleton", of course.
“The P.T.A. is great preparation for dealing with the K.G.B.,”
Is this 1989?
Damn, Dowd just can't drop the mean girl shtick for anybody can she?
But I snickered anyway. So sue me. 
Will Gustav wind down to a 3 or 4 before it hits? 5 - holy batman, robin.
baba durag | 08.30.08 - 9:16 pm |
Probably lose a little strength as it passes over Cuba, and then it's got the rest of the open Gulf to gain strength. But it may weaken right before it hits land. hopefully.
Click P. O'Neill's link, if you dare.
Neponset |
i ca nah, cap'n.
mcsame wanted to pick lieberman but the fundies wouldnt let him as they cant get down with even a likudnik jew like joe. they are bigots to the core.
now mcsame is running around the country with a woman whose policies are medieval on birth control, diplomacy, energy, environment, social and economic policy.
very cool to have the fundies wagging the GOP dog.
that's not really in print, is it?
I couldn't come up with anything like that to save my life. She's a sick puppy. And so is whoever edits the op ed page.
MoDo has some serious, serious issues.
It's "MSM Attempt at Humor" syndrome. Give her two Vicodin, a shot of Vodka, and tell her not to call in the morning.
Facts? Who needs facts? Not Maureen Dowd:
The movie ends with the former beauty queen shaking out her pinned-up hair, taking off her glasses, slipping on ruby red peep-toe platform heels that reveal a pink French-style pedicure, and facing down Vladimir Putin in an island in the Bering Strait. Putting away her breast pump, she points her rifle and informs him frostily that she has some expertise in Russia because it’s close to Alaska. “Back off, Commie dude,” she says. “I’m a much better shot than Cheney.”
Then she takes off in her seaplane and lands on the White House lawn, near the new ice fishing hole and hockey rink. The “First Dude,” as she calls the hunky Eskimo in the East Wing, waits on his snowmobile with the kids — Track (named after high school track meets), Bristol (after Bristol Bay where they did commercial fishing), Willow (after a community in Alaska), Piper (just a cool name) and Trig (Norse for “strength.”)
“The P.T.A. is great preparation for dealing with the K.G.B.,” President Palin murmurs to Todd, as they kiss in the final scene while she changes Trig’s diaper. “Now that Georgia’s safe, how ’bout I cook you up some caribou hot dogs and moose stew for dinner, babe?”
The New York Times, the paper of record, all the news that's fit to print.
Neponset
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Maybe I don't see everything others see, but this does not appear to be a complimentary piece at all. I would say this is the snarkiest of snark. If I were Palin, I would be pissed, but then, that might just be me.
She could just as well have said "My name is Palin, Sarah Palin" DAH DAH DADA......
oh. no.
that's not really in print, is it?
ina, heroine | Homepage | 08.30.08 - 9:16 pm
It is now.
Why doesn't she just go work for In Touch magazine or some crap like that?
Desperate
but not serious.
Your kisses drive
me delirious.
Uncle Smokes is very good. He scores.
MoDo sure gave off a creepy vibe when I bumped into her at YearlyKos in Las Vegas.
Sorry if someone's already posted this, but all this moose talk makes me want to share a classic bit of comedy.
Uncle Smokes |
yesss!!
abortion/infanticide: the holiest, most hallowed, most sanctified sacrament of grease-bag "progressives"
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Maybe I don't see everything others see, but this does not appear to be a complimentary piece at all. I would say this is the snarkiest of snark. If I were Palin, I would be pissed, but then, that might just be me.
She could just as well have said "My name is Palin, Sarah Palin" DAH DAH DADA......
foolme1ns | 08.30.08 - 9:19 pm | #
It's possible, but the execution was bad.
peterboy: very cool to have the fundies wagging the GOP dog.
In that regard, two important questions that remain to be answered:
1.) How does Gov. Palin feel about medical marijuana? Since she smoked it, recreationally, LEGALLY in AK (at the time; still against U.S. law), does she see this as a states' rights issue?
2.) Did she smoke the legal pot before or after having children?
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She may look a smoking hot 30 but she is definitely a cold blooded reptilian.
Jesus, her politics are positively 12th century.
In fairness to Modo, she is an equal opportunity misanthrope.
It's annoying when she's sarcastically filleting someone you like, but hilarious when she's shooting at a common enemy.
'night, bats.
Mmmmm...nummers! Supper has been delivered.
Y'all take care of your good selves, and thanks for helping my afternoon and evening to pass so energetically.
sleets!
If MoDo wanted to be snarky, it would be clearer e.g. "Bill Clinton returned to the college where he didn't inhale, didn't get drafted, and didn't get a degree".
Why doesn't she just go work for some high school attempt at a woman's magazine or some crap like that?
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins
fonted your typeface
The National Review has never had a reputation for telling the truth.
And William F. Buckley is still dead, an acorn stuffed up his ass and his girl friend's underwear stuffed in his pie hole.
The moose comes in second.
I lawled.
Lt Gov. Mitch Landrieu telling people to leave. Leave now.
Zen owls
Maybe I don't see everything others see, but this does not appear to be a complimentary piece at all. I would say this is the snarkiest of snark. If I were Palin, I would be pissed, but then, that might just be me.
I agree, this is an insulting, dismissive piece of stereotypical Clancian drivel - the kind of thing Stephen Colbert would write about Tek Jansen if he were actually going to write something. I think Dowd must have intended it as ridicule.
Whether Palin would find it insulting, I can't say.
does "pta membership" experience qualify donni marie walnuts to manage, say, a Hungry Heiffer?
Suckdickit
The nice thing about Modo too is that she's relentless. She'll find new and creative ways to torment this woman from now 'til election day.
There's more rage with the snark in Ms. Dowd column than usual.
It's worth the read, even if you feel dirty later.
......and the jokes on them cause the clubs restricted!
I'm paraphrasing....an excellent, early Woody Allen monologue.
MoDo: nothing a good solid fuck couldn't cure, but she's a battery-operated ho and it shows
What the fuck is wrong with Palin?
She is obviously as qualified as the fucking idiot in the White House now.
maybe HRC can show up and say:
We cracked this particular glass ceiling for woman--nominating a woman for VP on a losing presidential ticket--25 years ago.
This isnt a big step for women.
More importantly, I know Hilary Clinton, Hilary Clinton is someone I know really well, and Sarah Palin is no Hilary Clinton.
Palin, if elected VP, could set the womens' movement back 50 years.
OK, here's a thought (and please let me know if this narrative has been suggested before)...
Ms. Mooseburger was nominated to nullify the bounce after Obama's kickass speech. Done.
And to make Biden think twice before picking on a poor girl. Coming.
Baby-daughter-momma-gate...yeah, it'll come out, right before the election.
But it'll be some meanie lefties who leak the whole sordid story and embarass poor Ms. Mooseburger into resigning in shame (+++++tears, great sympathetic optics), comforting familiy at her side, and McSame saying "whoduh thought it, poor girl, if she'd only told me the truth...".
The nation will feel sorry for her, McSame will nominate the appropriate wingnut, and the election will go on to be stolen as per usual. (And will Obama get any airplay over this human interest story? not likely.....)
Seriously, these guys don't take a shit during election season without projecting the entire end game scenario. And Rove will fuck over anyone to get his guy into the WH.
Or.....
McSame is a senile fuckstick who didn't vet this woman properly and nominates from his pants.
I sure hope its number 2.
abortion/infanticide: the holiest, most hallowed, most sanctified sacrament of grease-bag "progressives"
It appears that nature/god/whatever is also a big fan of "infanticide," considering the number of pregnancies that end in miscarriages, and the number of fertilized embryos that fail to implant.
Fuck you.
To all those in the Minneapolis area:
Make some signs and put them on the doors to the mens restrooms all over the city.
Warning. Avoid foot action, the Republicans are in town.
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